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WR BUY COURIER OR REPOR edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

Previous thread: >>151365719
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>tfw you suported EG during TI5 but cannot stand the amerifat arrogance this year as though they deserve it.
Who else feels this feel?
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EG Fangays?
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xth for leave EU alone
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Im watching only a few TI games
It feels the skill cap this TI is lowet than Manilla Major, wtf
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>be european
>win honeypot lan
>95% of the prize pool gets taken by your government and given to refugees
You literally can't make this shit up
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a friendly reminder that europe fell for the honeypot lans
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first for Jark
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>>151380021
>like fear
>don't like ppd
>don't like terrorists
>like zai
>indifferent to universe
i don't really know if i should like or dislike eg
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Why is everyone building diffusal on non-illusion heroes now?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10967529
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Is sumail the best player in the world?
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>>151380021
>best team at TI
>dont deserve it

lul
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>>151380146
Big bonus damage and so much shit to purge.
Easy build up too.
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>>151380146
Purge is very nice. its not an orb anymore. its not expensive. its good vs a lot of meta heroes.
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>>151380183
Sumail is but a puppet dancing on my strings
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Why do Americans play Dota 2 with a joystick instead of a mouse?
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>>151380160
#TEAMKURO
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>>151380183

nah pakistani carrying murica'
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>>151380043
true EG is with maelk ya nerd
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>>151380146
Literally the AGI armlet
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>>151380160
if it based on performance and not drama then why the fuck did you name everyone so only somebody who is following this faggy drama can figure out what you mean.
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>yuros are actually trying to shit talk dispite being utterly BTFO at TI

toppest of keks, at this point it is just sad
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>>151380146
>diffusal blade
25 agility, other stuff
costs 3150
>eagle song
25 agility, nothing else
costs 3200
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I told you I was OP.
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>>151380298
wow it's almost like it's a shitpost or something, anon
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Is there any info on how the roster locks will change after TI6?
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repost
Can we all agree on this?

Heroes who need nerfs
>drow
>bm
>sd
>oracle
>axe
>slardar
>alchie
>tinker

Heroes who need trash tier nerfs
>mirana
>timber
>void
>et
>voker
>morph
>jugger

Heroes who needs buff on everything
>sniper
>lich
>lina
>silencer
>tusk
>bane
>veno
>ck
>troll
>wk
>sb
>ss
>engima
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>>151380235
Americans have joy
Europeans are importing sandrats
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In a parallel universe, the S A D B O Y S roster never broke up and they are going on to win their 3rd TI
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give me your PPD memes
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>>151380116
this is your average rtz gulagite

>le its le lit! xD
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>>151380380
>europeans are importing sandrats
>EG has 2 (two!) imported sandrats on their team
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>>151380235
Hmm... a joystick, you say?
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>30 replies
>21 posters
euros s m h
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did euros bring this upon themselves by memeing on NA dota all year?
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LIQUID can make it right? guys?
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>>151380371
Just increase the cost of iron talon enough that it keeps you from buy tango + talon at the start of the game.

Drow just needs to be thematically changed. She's an autist that doesn't like others, but somehow her aura helps allies and shit.

Timber shouldn't do to strength heroes what he does right now. Change the effect of whirling death to something else.

ET is fun, fuck the haters.

Mirana aghs now lets you shoot 5 arrows in a fan shape instead of the current upgrade.
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post some PPD anime pics, thanks
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>anime retards are trying desperately to bandwagon EG and the glorious nation of america

YOU LITERALLY CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>151380371
>wanting sniper buffs
fuck that, hero should only exist in pubd
>Things that need to be nerfed
Comeback Mechanics
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>>151380514
They thought we were lying about the honeypot.
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>>151380326
I always knew you were OP
free 1.5 hero and a level 3 laguna blade literally how could you compare him to dumpster heroes like visage
>>151380473
>wisconsin is imported
>poo in the loo is sandrat
goddamn can you get your memes straight lad
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WHO THE FUCK

LIKE WHO THE FUCK

SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK 1ST PICK WARLOCK

FUCK YOU LANM STOP DICKING AROUND I CAN'T STAND THAT SMUG ASS POO POO DEE WINNING ANOTHER TI

REEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEE
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>>151380525
>Drow just needs to be thematically changed. She's an autist that doesn't like others, but somehow her aura helps allies and shit.
she is '''''tsun'''''

arent u fimiarli wth anime?
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>>151380546
Liking anime is LITERALLY, OBJECTIVELY the most patriotic thing an american can do
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Dotards? Pakistani carrying murica now?
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>>151380515
Liquid WILL make it
this time the americans shall not be in the way of the REICH
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>>151380623
Watching and liking anime can kill you
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>>151380515
I feel like they have a good chance

they've already 2-0'd fnatic once this tournament and mvp's drafts are way too predictable, beyond that dunno
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>>151380602
>Warlock was only marginally useful with bloodlust
>Pick him next game without bloodlust
Best part of that series was the uppity chinks in the audience going silent
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>EG might win TI again.
It's not fair.
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How do I win with this useless shit hero?

Core or support?
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>>151380623
How do you even LIKE anime? And no, America is a nation founded on self-respect, loving yourself, and being proud of everything you do. Anime-watching is the antithesis of that.
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>>151380525
>>Mirana aghs now lets you shoot 5 arrows in a fan shape instead of the current upgrade.

Literally would bring Mirana back to trash tier.

Mirana needs to keep her agh upgrade but they need to decrease the damage the passive startfall does because as of now it increases her damage immensely and her farm potential by just farming a 4.2k item. Something not hard for a competent farmer.
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SeemsGood PAKISTANI MID
SeemsGood INDIAN OFFLANE
SeemsGood SWEDISH SUPPORT
SwiftRage USA
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>>151380742
Core
Support is basically Place Ward > Die Immediately
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>>151380720

HE 1ST PICKED WARLOCK TWICE

LIKE WTF

IS HE TRYING TO LOSE
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>>151380742
Go mid, spam nether blast, kill their tower, repeat in other lanes until enemy throne explodes
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>>151380754
>America is a nation founded on self-respect, loving yourself, and being proud of everything you do
(lol
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Holy shit. I gotta vent.
>First pick earth spirit
>start game, drop a ward for the offlane and stroll up top, warding our runes
>something doesn't look right here
>Mirana cliff jungling enemy ancients
>Mild inconvenience man in our jungle
>luna top
>slardar afk in fountain
>noone bottom
>noone mid
>lose
jesus
christ
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will EHOME ever recover?
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>>151380754
Anime gives you a glimpse into a perfect world with strong tradition, chaste women and effectively no browns. It's the american ideal.
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>>151380803
>american citizen
>born in wisconsin
>honorary american
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>>151380915
>blogshitting in TI week
LITERALLY
KILL
YOUR
SELF
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>>151380782
>mirana can be picked as core sup or offlaner
>she has no weak phase
>strong early strong mid strong late

she needs to be nerfed on everything plus stats gain reduce.
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>>151380934
our guy jimbo will take them down today
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>>151380934
You don't really come back mentally after losing with megas and throwing with 20k+ net worth leads. Universe was probably chronoing them in their dreams and giving them the big purple dick.
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>>151380934

>Lanm "First Picks" Warlock
>Ice "Feeds Feeds Feeds" Ice Ice
>Old "2 second too late on Berserker Call" Eleven
>Old "Can't keep up in farm even with Agh Mirana" Chicken

The only person who played semi-well last night was poor Fenrir and he did the best given that he had to play fucking WARLOCK
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>>151381000
Aghs need to be nerfed but thats it
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>>151380895
thats the way. 20 games 65% winrate reporting in.
Agha/bkb is a great item combo.
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>>151381001
>our guy
>jimbo
nah
fucking faggot cunt never shutting the fuck up with his sob story after being a ginourmous cunt in old eg and his other team with bsj

not even reddit's guy, he's twitch's guy which is way worse
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>do you want an arcana for your birthday bro?
>sure
sold it after
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>>151380742
boots and windlace early
beat every due to superior mobility
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>>151381116
you retard you don't understand a hero who is strong at any stage of the game is shit balance. Especially if there are heroes who need to come """online"""
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>>151381239
>>151380546
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>>151380936
>ANIME
>CHASTE WOMEN
show me ONE
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>>151381273
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>b-but anime was rooting for EG this whole time

LMAO its so sad
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>>151381148
He was just insufferable in throwing and didn't practice enough and got kicked for it from EG as result. He paid his dues by being irrelevant for years and now he's captaining for a team that would probably not have been relevant without a strong captain.

Jimmy is still a fun dude and is good story of how an underdog can actually win with #hardwork and #dedication.
Also a lot of people cheering for him have been a fan of him since old EG or even as far back as MYM.
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When the fuck is the allstar match
some nigga made me stay up til 6am just for EG because he said it was yesterday
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>>151380371
>drow
-3 base strength
-10 ms
>bm
roar cast animation increased to 0.8
roar damage reduced to 70/110/150
>sd
can no longer make illusions from illusions
cast range reduced to 475
>oracle
purifying flames mana cost increased to 70/85/100/115
>axe
no longer allowed to be a pussy and run away during berserker's call, -50% move speed
>slardar
-1 armor
>alchemist
acid spray cooldown increased to like 28 seconds
>tinker
rocket damage to 105/170/245/310
>mirana
starfall primary and secondary impact now both deal 60/120/180/240 damage
>timber
creeps no longer give him reactive armor stacks
break now removes current reactive armor stacks
>void
now regain the recovered health over 2 seconds
chronosphere now expands out to its full radius over 0.5 seconds when you cast it
>et
echostomp radius -100
>voker
2 forge spirits now require 5 quas 4 exort
>morph
increase cast point back to 0.4
>juggernaut
can no longer attack during bladefury

and like that other anon said, increase iron talon cost by like 100 so you can't buy it+tangos until 1 minute into the game and increase the cooldown to 20
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>>151381264
>Mirana without aghs
>strong at all points of the game

yeah sure there buddy
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>people who post anime are automatically EE fans

fuck off, I'm glad that fraud keeps getting exposed for being shit.
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>>151381273
your mom the anime because you were adopted
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>>151381368
>thinking anime is a hivemind

Yuropoors don't like anime anyway. Not enough black men in it.
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>>151380116
please never stop doing this
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>>151381342
>she will never recommend you a book to read
fml
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>>151380803
>EUROS GET BTFO SO HARD THEY LOSE ALL ABILITY TO RATIONALIZE
>IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO FIND ANY FLAW WITHIN THE TOWERING JUGGERNAUT THAT IS EG, THEY RESORT TO NATIONALITY BASHING
NEWSFLASH YUROKEKOLDS
HAVE YOU NOTICED ANY, AND I MEAN """ANY" NA BANTZ REFERRING TO THE SPECIFIC COUNTRY THAT THE PLAYERS OF YOUR TEAMS ARE HAILING FROM?
DONT ANSWER THAT, I KNOW YOUR FRONTAL LOBE IS EXHAUSTED WITH THE MENTAL GYMNASTICS YOU'VE BEEN DOING THESE PAST FEW DAYS
ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOUR NATIONAL TEAMS HAVE IN THE OLYMPICS TO NO AVAIL
THE ANSWER IS NO
DO YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE ITS IRRELEVANT
YOU HAVE ALL BEEN COMPILED WITHIN THE LARGE, OVERARCHING CONTINENTAL CATEGORY KNOWN AS THE EUROPEAN UNION
I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS GAME FOR 3 YEARS AND I COULDNT TELL YOU WHAT FUCKING COUNTRY PUPPEY, RTZ, SYNDEREN, DENDI, OR PIELIEDIE HAIL FROM
THE ONLY, AND I MEAN ONLY, EXCEPTION TO THIS IS THE ALLIANCE OF SWEDISH KEKOLDS BECAUSE THEY HAVE LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY, HOUSED AND GROWN A LIVING MEME IN THE FORM OF A BALDING WIFE'S DAUGHTER HARBORING SWEDEKEK
EVERY OTHER COUNTRY OF EVERY OTHER TEAM OF THE CONTINENT OF EURO IS IRRELEVANT TO THE DISCUSSION OF THE """"""TEAMS"""""" PLAYING IN THE INTERNATIONAL 2016 FOR THE GAME DEFENSE OF THE ANCIENTS 2
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>>151381493
>Yuropoors don't like anime anyway.

literally every single anime poster for the last few months has been a secret or some other yuro team fan. you can literally go check the archive yourself
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is floral shirt our guy?
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>>151381598
false flags
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>>151381426
>>axe
>no longer allowed to be a pussy and run away during berserker's call, -50% move speed
I like this.
>Look at me, I'm insulting you, you have to attack me now.
>lmoa jk I'm running away
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>>151381598
Don't PPDposters use that one blonde slut a lot?
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>>151381426
oh wow thats pretty good mate.
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>>151381426
>Alch nerfs
Im convinced most pro teams that picked him lost

I like the SD and iron talon nerfs tho, maybe make it cost 2 rings of protection and add 2 armor
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Which one of you fucks keeps posting soe on /pol/? I've seen her post at least a dozen times there and I know it's one of you fags.
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have you ever been so mad /d2g/?
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>>151381592
High quality post
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>>151381220
Exalted Manifold is Top 2 Arcana though if you actually play this shit game
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>>151381426
>finally many heroes are viable
>lets kill them now
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Zai is a Yuro bro so I guess its NA and EU winning together boys.
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>>151381869
What's the other one?

>>151381927
If it were up to me I would nerf literally every hero and item in the game to varying degrees to try and stop le epic power creep.
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GUYS
>GUYS
GUYS

Haven't followed dota in a year.
What the fuck happened to our boys Envy and RTZ? How can they not even get to the semis?
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>>151381851
I dont think Ive gotten hooked more than twice in a game in months
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Oh i see le stove is le good meme came full circle.
AXe is op again guys. Im totally not 2k i swear.
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>>151380934
>Her pussy was THIS tight, shit was cash bruh
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>>151381851
>implying someone here still plays the actual game
i don't even have it installed, i deleted it after stupid memepush patch
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>>151382040
the blademail change is honestly what made him good
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So Team EG is now officially team anime?
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>>151381851
Me and my Dota bro have had our fair share of spergouts at eachother, but this: >>151382095
I haven't even played the game properly in over a year, lost my interest without anyone to play with
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>>151380515

Playoff liquid is real. They are not gonna drop a single game till grandfinals.
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>>151382040
goodMagnus
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>>151382212
>tried to play solo mmr
>literally only third worlder even at 5k+

nobody from the west plays Dota.
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>>151382246
>Drop a single game

They will, but not a series
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>>151380515
I prefer finland shitposting over any other kind of shitposting.So they better.
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>>151382002
GUYS
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>retard Koreans tried the PA meme twice in a row.
Literally the only strat them retards have.
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>>151382246
>he didn't see Ehome v EG game 1
Ehome is a force.
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>>151381978
Its a tossup between zeus simply because of the blink effect and Fiery Slayer because of classic value
I'd argue Manifold is The BEST simply because her event gave free sets, but after a year of using it the non crit effect feels worse than any other weapon, like she wields dual blades to slash through wet paper
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>>151382403
>he didn't see EHOME v EG game 2
EHOME is a fluke
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>>151382246
Maybe versus EHOME but they might still be tilted from yesterday so Liquid have a chance
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>>151382313
Pretty much, and carrying every game is really fucking boring
When I stopped having fun in order to win I knew the game had went to the shitter, I feel like the community got way bigger than it should be.
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>>151382403
I saw them throw a monumental gold lead and lose with megas.
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>>151382403
I honestly think eg destroyed their soul after game 1 man they can't recover. Also their mid old chicken is envy tier garbage.
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>>151382403
EG broke EHOME so bad they Liquid will beat them 2-0
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I'm leaning towards the All Star being a 10v10, with Kaci and Slacks picking people out of the audience again. Just so they can do a 10 man Pit Lord Dark Rift
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>>151381720
that guy stopped after EG got rekt at one of the majors
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>>151382501
>>151382532
>throw
Yuros, they were simply 100 years too early to even step to EG. Against normal teams, they're beasts.
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>>151382403
should be a pretty even match up

they already played and the bo2 ended 1-1
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>the future President of Estonia
>will write a book about himself cause of huge backstabs
>the book will also get adapted into a movie
>bought $40k engagement ring for his wife
>"people don't ask me, I ask people"
Shit if he isn't the most successful esports man alive.
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>>151382403
>MVP throw
>Ehome throw
What is it that makes so many team play the long game instead of pressing a fucking advantage, there were so many moments I saw both teams going for chink farming strats when there was a clear opening to push
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>>151382487
I don't like the zeus one that much, his ult sounds like someone dragging a table on a wooden floor. I do like the lina one and think it's the best. I kind of wish it got a kill marker thing or something like the zeus/pa ones. Even if it's just a burn mark after killing someone with the ult.
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Tell me about ppd. Why does he destroy the chinks?
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>still no chi long qua cast

My blood is boiling
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>>151382615
I'm leaning more towards a 3- or 4-way dota custom map
would cause much more memes
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>>151382684
what are these future president of estonia and 40k engagement ring memes
>>
i don't get how supposed adults can have a conversation like that but then i realize they are professional vidya gamers and haven't matured beyond 15 yet
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>>151382741
I just hope its a fun game mode we all get
10v10 was awesome
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>>151382381
Friendship is the ultimate honeypot
I mean look at delusional little faggot, he's making 500k after backstabbing le epic mango bay man and PickNyx
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>>151382727
I wouldn't mind PPD if he wasn't an acne-ridden mouthbreather
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>>151382686
>why don't they push?
Because millions of dollars are on the line. People play safer when they're afraid of throwing. And so they throw by not throwing.
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>>151382684
is Poopey a narcissist?
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GUYS GUYS GUYS
DID I HAVE A FUCKING STROKE OR DID WE HEAR PITLORD's VOICE THE TI6 STREAM A FEW DAYS AGO?
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>>151381704

Wait people actually run after axe call? I just stay there till I get the spins and can chop them
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>>151382862
he is more successful at 24 than you will be in your entire life, stop being so jelly
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>>151382849
Okay. Thanks I guess.

Without recent meme knowledge this is gibberish.
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>>151382864
this is why I love wings, they never give a single fuck

they probably don't even know that there's a prize pool
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>>151382937
it's like batrider ult except 10s cd pretty good mate
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>>151380116
what if it was puppey all along? what if its for exposational purpose

what if everything is a lie
what if

WHAT IF
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>>151382937
It's used as GoodLasso and GoodRP.
Blink in
Call
Forcestaff out
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>>151380371
> Drow literally getting attention for the first time ever

Just let my waifu be, fampai.
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>>151382963
>he is more successful at 24 than you will be in your entire life
kek, maybe in net worth
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>>151382932
hey yeah
didnt some random voice whisper "jakiro" before games started?
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>tfw no stand user hero
>tfw no car hero
>tfw no dbz hero

dotards?
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>>151382932
Pit Lord is not happening, calm down, valvedrone.
The thing is - valve doesn't care about new heroes, because they won't generate enough money.
The only thing they interested it - hats and more non-free content.
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>>151382615
Hopefully they don't make someone shit like arteezy play it again.
>want to reveal techies
>have iceiceice, a guy that's played dota for 200 years and knew how to play techies and liked playing techies
>force arteezy to play it even though he's never fucking played dota 1 because he's a fan favourite or something

Pit Lord is fucking terrible in the current meta too. He has no real place.
>lost his epic turtling power for a useless aura that only affects morphling "but you win the lane"
>pit of malice is lina stun without the damage and a long ass cooldown
>his ult has such a long ass cooldown and is a worse version of relocate, and boots of travel is a much more common pick up now compared to 5 years ago
>fire storm is shrapnel that doesn't slow and you only get one of
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>>151383059
>tfw no muppet hero
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>>151383014
lmao please, do tell how you are more successful than PPD. i cant wait to hear this
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>>151382741
I don't see Valve making another custom match, and I think people are going to lose their fucking minds if they don't reveal Pit Lord. Its definitely a TI4 Techies moment when we got stuff in patches right up to TI4 for his everything.
Same for Pit Lord now.

I don't think it will be ARDM because Pit Lord will surely die shortly after a player gets him. 10v10 again would work. They could try to add another actual game mode to the official stuff, like Heroes of the Storm has multiple maps and League had Dominion.

>>151382937
The point of running is to either drag them towards your team, or run out of attack range of the melee heroes. The Axe drag into high ground is absolutely cancer tier shit, EG might have lost the game if Axe didn't drag Juggernaut past barracks at 17 minutes.

>>151380371
Centaur's stomp should be made more unique, its pretty much worse than Slardar's crush. That, or make Return better by giving it an active portion.

Jakiro should get an actual ultimate. The only other way you buff him is either bring back memepush, or reduce his animations because its fucking awful to play him
>>151383102
Pit Lord is going to get a huge buff like Techies did.
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>>151382971
>>151382381
I just realized you have no idea what I'm saying
basically Rtz is a teamhopper who is a living meme that whatever team he's on is cursed to not win
EE is still baffling scientists with his INTENTIONAL THROWING such as dying into buyback into dying. He used to use bkb and die, but in the international 2016 he buys BKB purely for cosmetic reasons
Puppey is still Picking Nyx and drafting like shit
basically the meme in the groupstage was
>ban huskar
>secret lose 6 games in a row
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>>151382937
Did you not watch eg vs ehome?
ehome couldn't push because axe would blink call and then run away dragging the juggernaut to the t4s
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>>151383123
he probably has friends and isn't a sperg whose face is still riddled with acne at 24

also he probably does something actually useful, in contrast to playing video games for kids
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>>151383160
Okay. Thanks for explaining it man. Appreciate it.
Typical. EE is cursed to never win a TI.
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>>151383152
Jakiro's ultimate is a glyph every 60 seconds.
With aghanim's it's a permanent glyph if you can time it right.
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>>151383123
Getting carried by 2 shitskins and a swede, is that really what you call success dotard?
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>>151380592
>level 3 laguna blade
what
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>tfw i have to skip TnC v DC because my boss invited me over for dinner

jesus fuck it's the match i wanted to see the most between the biggest underdogs who both made it so much further than anyone thought and i just want jimmy to win or DC to btfo Secret even more and i just want to be there and shitpost about it

quick, how do i become a neet in 2 hours?
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>>151383341
https://imgur.com/a/pidIZ
this is a leaked conversation between 1437 and puppey from a year ago talking about kuro. The irony after you finish is that puppey is last place while kuro is making 500 thousand minimum currently
>>151383373
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>>151380371
>Heroes who need nerfs
>>axe

haha how to counter stove amirite guise xdd
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>>151383353
They can pipe, mek/greaves up the creep wave, have auras to increase magic resistance. Its a shit glyph and outside of comboing it with Enigma, Invoker, Void and a few others its fucking terrible.
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>>151383385
Unless you're asian and have to bend to all your bosses needs, claim that you have an emergency to tend to that came up at the last moment.

Unless your boss is an asshole he should leave it at that when you say you'd rather not say what's happening.
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>>151383385
Ask your boss for his wife/gf's number.
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>>151380326
>>151380592
SD is picked for the illusion spamming. Its rare to see stacks hit 4-5
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>teammate(s) picks one or more of the following:

>windranger
>TA
>ench
>qop
>tusk
>techies
>rubick
>jakiro
>>
So what makes this hero so bad?

Is it really just the over-reliance on getting a good static link in order to be effective the later the game goes?

His ult attacking the lowest HP target as opposed to who you're linked to / attacking (in its range) is kinda bullshit.
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>>151383693
>fine
>fine
>situational
>autolose
>autolose
>fine
>fine
>just memepush their shit in
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>>151383123
>this is the average underage EG fan
I'd say being a quasi-succesful musician, having a few hundred thousand to invest and having an actual social standing is more fulfilling than playing a videogame for a living
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>>151383693
> all of them were pick or ban a year ago
Really makes you think
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>>151383368
>he literally doesnt have a reason
kek

>>151383269
>strawmanning
PPD provides hours of entertainment to the , way more useful than you flipping a burger at mcdonalds
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>>151383747
He either wants to be ontop of you for his static link or far away from you so that his plasma field does the most damage. One of the two needs to change since he is conflicted on where he needs to be relative to his enemy.
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>>151383747
Whoops forgot image.
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>>151383747
Shit stat gains,static link gets harder to get full link bonus the later game goes, and only good when ahead.

He was good when he could actually farm refresher/aghs and meme push but that was for 1.5 patches and then he became irrelevant because he couldn't be relevant with only one or two cheap items.
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>>151383825
>quasi-successful

kek, come back when you actually have something of any sort of relevance. being in a garage tier band and playing for your mother is not successful
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>>151383860
peter you okay...?
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>wake up
>no drama
dissapointing desu
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>>151383825
Post bandcamp/soundcloud
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>>151383102
>Pit Lord is fucking terrible in the current meta too. He has no real place.

He's a Bulldong hero, prepare for the memedongs a month from now.
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>>151384047
>pitlord released
>alliance win every LAN
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>>151384047
>people still think we'll be getting new heroes or reaching parity
LOL
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Has Envy peaked?

I mean, seriously, he used to be tier 1, but now he's too much of a 50-50 when it comes to games
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>>151384047
>teamfight 5v5
>pit lord ult bring the whole team to the other side of the map to escape and push another lane
>watch as enemy either walk there or tp to that lane as well.

with pit lord out, the next meta would be split push and next gen RAT.
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>>151384047
He USED to be the ultimate rat-enabler, able to stall 5-man pushes singlehandedly while his team kicks in the back door, and threaten a free won teamfight with ranged area targeting overgrowth if they get too ballsy on him, in addition to the ultimate throne play ult, but now he's just a nothing.
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>>151383945
>
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>>151383368

>>151381592
Like fucking clockwork
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Reminder that every imported hero since, about Magnus? has been balls to the walls OP in his release form and so will Pitlord
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Am I the only one who's not playing DotA anymore in /d2g/? Playing it seems like a chore now.
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>>151383970
https://theamericaninstituteofsonoricalresearch.bandcamp.com/releases
:^)
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>>151384168
what are you even talking about

envy was more unreliable in cloud 9 than in secret, the only difference now is that the drafts suck as well
>>
Reminder that Timber right now has 50% winrate at the main stage and 52% over the whole event(Wildcare/Groupstage/Main).
He is nothing but Overrated
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>>151384341
Haven't played properly since last TI, only a game here or there every few months
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guys im 100 mmr away from 5k

POST MMR GRINDING MUSIC THAT ACTUALLY WORKS
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>>151384341
I haven't played it in ages but I still watch it. It's too toxic, I always felt like shit after losing and angry all the time.
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>get into 3k
>every game is somone getting mad and going afk saying "you guys don't deserve to win :)"
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>>151381220
why didn't you just

ask for 30$
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>>151384409
50% is fucking good. How many times was he picked?
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>>151384357
Come on dude i'd actually listen to your shitty free -jazz, why be a little bitch
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>>151384341
I only play if I have at least 3-4 friends to play with
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>>151384486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQuBrIF1dic
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>>151384341
When drop items are not marketable anymore
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>fall asleep mid EG vs EHOME when EG was getting fucked
>wake up this morning
>EG 2-0'd EHOME

Fuckin eh
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>>151384490
I've had Mute All Chat on for the past few years for solo q

it's actually super relaxing, especially playing support
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>>151384514
10 at main stage and 42 over all.
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>>151384751
>Falling asleep while eg playing
You should have never woken up
>>
Realistic rooster for arteezy:
1. Arteezy
2. Miracle
3. Moon
4. Cr1t
5. Pld
>>
WE CAN'T LET EG WIN.

DO SOMETHING.
>>
How do we fix Arc Warden?
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>>151384851
Sorry bruh, not all of us are NEETs
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>>151381423
Isn't it normally on the weekends?
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>>151384853
>roster without a captain
Arteezy might just be retarded enough to do this
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>trump will be elected
>EG will win

Feels good to be an American
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>secret loses
>anime poster disappears
>eg wins
>eg is now the anime team

???? since when did usa became anime
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>>151384920
Arteezy is the captain
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>>151384956
>trump will be elected
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>>151385004
that would last about two weeks
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>Laguna blade
>is actually a lightning bolt
hmmmmmmm
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>>151384956
more likely
>clinton will be elected
>EG will lose
>tfw have murrican citizenship will vote for crooked hillary
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>Moo's mom or Jimmy will be crying in a few hours

this sucks
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>>151385114
?
He's the captain when secret won like 4 straight lans
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Guys i just worked a 12 hour overnight shift and only got to "watch" game 2 of eg ehome with my phone in my pocket
i just cant do dota today fuck my life
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>>151383102
If "Underlord" ever comes out i think we can expect a massive rework, like Magnus or Centaur
Jesus christ, both of those were 4 years ago
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>>151385229
>he missed game 1
My condolences
>>
Reminder that Sumail probably has his own real harem back at his homeland
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>>151385206
>doubting the mastermind

What did he mean by this?
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>>151385229
reddit com/r/DotaVods/comments/4wrvt7/the_international_2016_main_event/
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>>151383576
As much as I dislike Kuro, Puppey is the same as Kuro and doesnt realise it.
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>>151385307
Sumail's homeland is USA now. He is a United States citizen.
>>
Who is the captain of DC?
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>>151385213
imo Moo's mom will cry of happiness because his son's team achieved FAR MORE than the major champions that ejected 2 of their players and the 2 time major champions og. Moo can explain. I'm sure he's already very happy with what he achieved with a team assembled like weeks before the qualifiers.
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>>151384638
>not getting perfect ninja
Holy shit, he needs to kill himself.
>>
New sniper :

Shrapnel
-Increased damage per second from 15/35/55/75 to 20/40/60/120
-Max charges from 3 to 1/2/3/4
-Replenish time from 55 to 40
-Shrapnel duration reduced from 10 to 6


Headshot
-Damage bonus and attack speed slow removed.
-Proc chance rescaled from 40% to 30%/35%/40%/45%
-Also reduces target's damage by 10%/20%/30%/40%

Take Aim
-Now is an adapting attack range bonus that reduces everytime Sniper attacks a hero.
Attack range restores when Sniper stopped attacking a hero.
Different Attack Ranges for Heroes and Creeps are displayed as a buff visible only to Sniper and his teammates.

Max attack range bonus (Hero) - 400/500/600/700
Minimum attack range bonus (Hero)- 0/50/100/200
Attack range reduction (Hero) -100
Attack Range Replenish Time (Hero) - 4/3/2/1
Attack Range Restore Value (Hero) - 100
Attack Range Bonus (Creeps) - 400/500/600/700

Assassinate
-Long ranged Assasinate kills now give charge(s) to Urn of Shadows.
-Cast range increased by 1.
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Why are swedish boys so cute? Do they start hrt at early age?
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>>151385408
Mi'sorry.
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>>151385428
Honestly, as much as I'm rooting for Jimmy because he's the underdog story, I wouldn't really mind if DC won. They're fun to watch, and they're a likeable team.
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>>151385408
Misery. But he said multiple times that he doesn't fit the role and would rather be 'a guy next to the captain'.
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>>151385487
those are some pretty big forearms
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>>151385271
I know. Post game they're talking about watching the highest level of dota played today and im just crying knowing i missed it
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>>151385472
>no minibash on headshot
shit
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>>151385527
theyre actually not, though, like not at all
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>>151385527
old pic, they are definitely smaller now
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>you will never cosplay dota heroes with a significant other

rope cant go on sale sooner
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>>151383576
if you get 5 poisons in a row stacked on you you deserve to die, like getting a bunch of napalm stacks on you then complaining about it
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>>151385487
Zai looks uggo, too many moles on face.
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>EHOME throwing like world class shitters.
best dota ever guys
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>>151385348
Fuck off fag
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hey!
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>>151385634
>not turning the entirety of your estate into liquid assets, taking out as many high risk large credit line cards, and borrowing for every bank you can
Then spend every single dime of your money on ropes. Then when people try to collect the money, they've got nothing but a storage unit full of rope that you've treated with your own piss and semen to make them unusable.
Amateur.
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Why have you forsaken me guys?
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>>151383747
Static Link definitely fucks Razor over after like 30 minutes, unless you have a big lead. Its a hero that doesn't scale well, and if you try to get a good Static Link off you jut get fucked by the other team and ultimates.
He is super reliant on winning his lane, and getting towers to get an item lead.
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Did the pool prize surpass last year's?
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Why did this Sumail kid not go linkens manta on Medusa? They surely would've won much faster with that build...
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>>151385890
>won faster
Shut up.
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PEEEEDUR FIX MEEEEEEEE
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Reminder that Euros are not allowed to post in Dota threads ever again.
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>>151383747
>Plasma Field now applies current level of Electric Helmet Passive

there fixed
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>>151385929
make me cuck.
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>>151381426
>>timber
>creeps no longer give him reactive armor stacks

Nerf, not trash the hero. Break change is good, but the first one is retarded, timber already gets shitted on by nukes hard esp oracle or sky.

>>bm
>roar cast animation increased to 0.8

It will kind of trash hero, if you want to nerf his solokilling power that he needs necro 3 for than do so by other means like nerfing inner beast for creeps, or nerfing memetalon or some shit like this. 0.8 is enough for nearly any hero to react.
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Yesterday i saw two chinks acting incredibly rude towards podchan and other key arena staff. They called them 'slaves' and laughed at some other jokes in chinese.
What the fuck is their problem? Why are they so rude?
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>>151385242
>Dota 2 alpha was 4 years ago
>>
To those who have Dota uninstalled, how do you do it?

I actually hate this fucking game and the people in it, but the competitive nature of it is too strong and I'm continuously uninstalling it and redownloading the game days later. Watching pro games ignites the fire in me everytime but I know the fucksticks in my pubs will never let me experience a game where I'm just glad at losing because the other team is better (when 90% of the time it's the people on my team fucking up)
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>>151386000
greetings falseflagging American may your day be filled with freedom
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>>151386034
Very poor attempt anon.
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>>151383576
>https://imgur.com/a/pidIZ
oh wow, first time i am reading this. Is it me or 1437 is a huge ass kisser? And they said Kuro has huge ego while Puppey just went full smug in that conversation.

>President of Estonia
You can't make this shit up.


Now that this TI has proven Puppey is bad drafter. Do you guys think Secret will disband? I don't think they have a good team. It's just Puppey and his benefactor Kemal.
>>
I STILL REMEMBER THE DAY I REACHED 7K FROM SPAMMING TEMPLAR ASSASIN AND NOW I CANT FUCKING DO IT COZ THEY BAN IT EVERYTIME THEY CHECK MY PROFILE AND KNOW THAT ITS ME

i just want to be 8k
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>>151386072
I played a lot of dota, close to 7000 hours but it became so empty to play it alone. I still watch competitive dota.

There is nothing competitive about pub games unless it is like 7k mmr average game.
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>>151386169
>Kemal
Who is this?
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>>151385487
They start prepping bulls at a young age
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>>151386223
my Dad
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>>151386072
>90% of the time it's the people on my team fucking up
Then you should carry them. Play mid hero or something. Otherwise play the game as if you don't care about winning but to have fun.
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>>151386169
not disband, no

i think they will move puppey to a coach\manager role, kick EE and Bulba, and fill empty spaces with someone from OG or DC.
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>>151386196
4k5 SEA > 9k EU
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>>151385428
He's made ~30k already from tournies plus the sunsfan salary of 48k per year, and guaranteed at least 100k from TI within 5 months. Not too shabby
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>>151386072
Just play other games? There's a ton of recent releases that are great.

I've been splitting time between Witcher 3, Rainbow Six Siege, and Overwatch.
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>>151386072
I got my computer stolen. Now I have a shitty one that can't play dota.
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>>151385634
>wanting a significant other that also plays videogames
I never understood the appeal of this
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I heard you have a Chinese infestation in your tournament, don't worry I'm here to save you.
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>>151385803
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>>151386276
>playing a competitive game for """fun"""
impossible competitive game are only fun if you win. If you want fun games play coop or single player games.
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>>151386072
Im in the exact same boat.

Every fucking game i play boils down to this

>pick carry
>everyone picks carrys
>pick support
>everyone bitchs at you and it's all your fault when they feed and act retarded
>this is all not taking into account every fucking game has atleast one jackass who WILL ALWAYS AFK FARM OR PUSH ALONE AND DIE and your team is always 4v5

and don't even get me started on low priority, which I'm in alot because of ragequitting the above mentioned.
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>>151386451
I usually pick a hero that can survive on its own. Too bad qop get nerf hard.
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>tfw no plain-Jane freckled gf to watch TI with

Could someone do me the favor of just suffocating me in my fucking sleep already?
>>
>Arteezy leaves EG.
>Good chance of winning TI6.
lol.
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>>151386072
i played 50 hours of dota after i realized that this game might be perfect for me as i am a very competitive person when it comes to games, but i dont want to go through the torture of playing with 4 random dudes who will make my life miserable.

that was 3 years ago, since then i only watch esports and i dont regret anything
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>>151386540
True, but you're at an extreme disadvantage when the enemy team has courier, wards, works as a team, dust, listens to eachother, etc
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>ips that were shitposting for Alliance are now shitposting for EG
hmmmmm
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delusional little faggots, I could be the president of Denmark.
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>post yfw EG is an open qualifier team
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>it's a EG wins another Ti episode
I suppose I should stop hating EG and just learn to like them. They're just the best team and there's nothing I can do about it and neither can the chinks.
I hate peter and sumail like I hate my shit but they're gonna win anyway, so ill appreciate their gameplay and talent.
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>>151386675
>being autistic enough to track ips
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>>151380735
I'm really fucking disappointed in OG and I didn't even want them to win the event. Just... how?
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>>151386072
I barely play videogames anymore but when I do I only really play retro games I can switch off and play. I just stopped taking videogames seriously one day and want to have fun instead.
What pushed me over the edge in stopping Dota was my whole stack leaving because all of them were going into actual careers or finishing uni, and solo is just complete shit and uninteresting.
I miss it sometimes but I see what Dota has become and I honestly don't want to go back, it'll only ruin my good memories of playing with my bros.
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the only reason i play is battle cups since pubs are insufferable. when there is something on the line, suddenly people give a shit
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>>151386714
>Valve in charge of invites
m-muh rules
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If Wings can't beat EG, nobody will.
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>>151386641
I played a total of 2.3k total hours into dota until I finally realized that dota is bad for me and will never be good for me in the long run due to how much time it sucks out of your life and how much of a rollercoaster it is in the ups and lows.

Reminds me of my ex, I probably fell for my ex because she had a lot of the same highs and lows that dota had for me. I've cut dota from my life and recently my ex.

I still suffer some relapsing from both but trying to deal with it.
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FIX ME
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>>151382760
>he doesn't know about the leaks
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>>151386809
headshot now fucking stuns
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>>151386641
I thought I was done with team games, then I got hooked on Overwatch

Doesn't make upset me nearly as much as MobA games, since one person being shit and dying won't directly influence the power level of the opposite team

I'm also gitting gud at fightan, I find it stimulating to analyze what I did wrong and attempt to fix it. Feels like I'm getting better every day, It's very satisfying
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>>151386726
>Americans will never get BTFO in 2016
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>>151386758
Fly drafted like shit.
Everyone played like shit.
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>>151386785
I think you're forgetting someone american pig
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>>151386809
sniper is now a melee
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Gentlemen, how do we fix EU?
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what if centaur ulti stunned instead of slowed
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>>151386785
if eg get knocked down to lower bracket liquid will execute them like they do every team on their way to the finals
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Give me ONE reason why I shouldn't pick DP mid every game. One good long reason that I can ignore.
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>>151379957
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>>151386924
EU is fucked. It's all EG now and forever. EU just gets the honeypots
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>>151386907

Kuroky?
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>>151386809
New toggle, turns Sniper's sniper into an unscoped assault rifle, increasing fire rate and decreasing range.
New ability, poison gas mine
Added grappling hook (works similar to other hooks in the game)
Ultimate replaced, now reveals enemies in fog

Sniper can now target anything and anywhere within range
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>>151386675
>cheering for Cuckliance ever
>not cheering for based Zai from the get go

My fellow countrymen never fail to disgust me
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>>151386809
Infinite range, damage scales down per distance after 2k range
Headshot procs deal full damage regardless of distance
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>EG
>2 americans being carried by 2 pakistanis and an euro
>this is somehow an "NA" team
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how do i search this thread for authentic (You)s and not just people who write (You)

i want to know how many people i've successfully troeled
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>>151386196
400 hours here, 3k ranked. I understand this might not be as much compared to you but it feels like I need to put in more to get higher level teammates and opponents but the climb itself makes me want to vomit blood considering there are people on my level with like literally 8k hours and they don't improve

>>151386276
I main support because I don't think I have the mechanics for carry or mid, which is fine because from watching progames I know what to do, how to itemize, where I should be and what role I'm supposed to do in the game.
When I carry my team fucks everything else. Gyro mids, safelane solo with a jungler, and the times where I do get someone to support it's no wards Aghs-blink-refresher pos5s

>>151386313
I think my goal is to just stop playing videogames because I'm certain I'll encounter the same shit in any other teamgame. I would play SC2 but that's super dead.

>>151386641
Kudos to your willpower. I think the game is super addicting due to its design. Kill banners, achievements getting announced to the 9 other players like first bloods and kill streaks and objs taken, leveling system where you're constantly compared to people, etc.

>>151386769
SoloQ is living hell. Also the smurfing and anonymity and no real punishment system allows people to be absolute fucksticks
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>>151386773
I've heard about these battle cups but can't be bothered to reinstall and check them out, what are they exactly?
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>>151386774
>"Valve should make exceptions to their previously established rules when It's a team I like"

I bet you got up in arms over E-League booting SK as well, you fucking tool
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I know that
>having this shit game installed
is a grand meme for you kids right now, but can you tone it down a bit?
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guys, use Mute All Chat when you solo queue

trust me on this one
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>>151386726
This t b h
I don't dislike them, I just don't find them interesting in the slightest.
They're just good and nothing else really, I want my underdogs to get spotlight.
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>>151386670

This are the heroes that boosters spam

>Arc Warden
>Meepo
>Alchemist
>CM
>Invoker
>Clinkz
>Void
>TA
>Sven
>Luna

You just had to pick one.
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>>151387145
Seem to be ad hoc short duration tournaments where normies can play against other normies until the autists win pixels.
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>>151387232
they have that now?

that might be the thing that finally convinces me to install the game again
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>>151387186
>E-League
>google it
>its csgo
yeah i don't watch professional druggies and hackers
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>tfw uninstalled dota and quit living in /d2g/ just in time to avoid NA shitposting after winning ti6
Whew
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Peter got cucked?!
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Can you think of any other player that got carried as much as this awful piece of shit with bitch tits?

I mean, he won two majors off the back of his team, I don't think there has been a leech this big since whoever was sub on Jordan's Bulls.

Lucky guy, gotta give it to him, he memed his way to the money. It's the only time I've seen a carry player getting carried on every single relevant game. Truly mind boggling.
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>>151386726
I realized EG were going to win TI when they defeated EHOME the way they did.

I mean what the fuck
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>>151387126
>400 hours here, 3k ranked. I understand this might not be as much compared to you but it feels like I need to put in more to get higher level teammates and opponents but the climb itself makes me want to vomit blood considering there are people on my level with like literally 8k hours and they don't improve
You remind me of myself when I was new to Dota, eventually you just lose the will to live and stop giving a fuck and don't try to improve.
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>>151387301
Fuck you you litlle shit, it's been there forever.
This raid on this very thread can not be anymore obvious.
I love playing dota and yes I have it installed.
Eat shit you terrible memers, it's not even a funny one.
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>>151387314
>he thinks DotA 2 players aren't doing everything they can to get an edge when millions of fucking dollars are on the line

I guarantee EG and every single one of the Chinese players are on adderall
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>>151386943
It used to and he was "OP", but I think if they changed it back we'd see a lot more of him.

I mean, double edge being on a 5 second cooldown is absolutely bonkers. If they buff him even slightly while also nerfing Axe, Centaur will be top tier again.
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>>151387364
Yes by a black guy. Living the American dream.
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>>151387389
I stayed up till 6:30 am in the morning to watch EG lose, and they crushed Ehome instead. Never going to sacrifice sleep for dota again.
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Oracle Insider here yet again.
I told you gulagites but you never listen, but if you did, enjoy the 10000 points.
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>People unironically watch the All Stars match.
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>>151387464
it wasn't there when i unstalled some time before ti3
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>>151387301
the checkbox has been there for like two years at least

it's probably the most useful setting in the game
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FACT:

Jimmy is the peco hoshino of dota
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Troeling for ______
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>>151387314
but you watch dota??
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>>151387551
acne cream
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>>151387538
Who's Smile?
The entire fanbase?
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>>151387389
it was obvious that who ever won game 1 was going to win game 2

it's impossible to mentally recover from a game like that in 30 minutes
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Does the ditch your current bkb and buy another work still work on this patch? iirc they changed it so even if u bought a new one ur cd's the same
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>>151387364
>getting cucked by a muslim
Really makes you think...
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>>151387595

miracle

he thought he was THAT good, but really only needed a great opponent to put him on place.
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>>151387368
So much manboobage
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>>151387627
Correct, that's still how it works. You cannot reset your BKB timer ever.
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>>151387481
>adderall
I never got this meme, does nothing to improve concentration
If teams were going to take drugs to get an edge may as well go all out and smoke DUDE WEED or just take coke, literally turns you into a fucking robot when you play dota
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>>151387519
worth watching for pitlord
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>>151386360
Hah, I've been playing on my notebook ever since my desktop's CPU blew itself up and I knew that I'd be spending every free minute just playing games if I replaced it. I don't spend my whole day on Dota but I feel that I could be doing stuff to improve myself instead of wasting my free time on this shit.

>>151386451
LP isn't even a real punishment. People can get like 30 reports and the only reason they're in LP is because they abandoned. Enables people to be absolute cunts and doesn't stop them from playing. Imagine getting grounded but you still get to keep your cellphone but suffer like half the dl speed or something, shit's not a punishment

>>151387431
I know I'm better than the dudes I play with, and this isn't Dunning-Kruger. All the insight from pros and being able to see what's going on and item timings means I'm not just hitting creeps to get gold to kill shit. Sadly, that's what this game is for people who are just going through the motions like http://www.dotabuff.com/players/149429693
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>>151387481
this
>EG is shit the whole year
>it was all ppd epic secret drafts
sure
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>>151386726
>hating EG

why

EG has always been cool in dota, they were the only big western organization that supported the game back when it was a tiny wc3 map
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>>151387364
IRL she looks like that type of slut, who sucked a dozen of nigger dicks. Also she acts like a bitch all the time. No wonder peter dumped her.
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>>151387721
>adderall
I think the things is you can get it legally and very easily
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>>151387495
>>151387636
what
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>>151387721
>weed improves focus
This is the dumbest shit the nape vation community has ever pushed.

Just because you think you're alert doesn't mean you are alert. As evidenced by people viewing you.
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>>151387721
Adderall is a weaker form of Amphetamine that doesn't cause your teeth to itch you dip.
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>secret.universe
>worst offlaner ever
>eg.universe
>clutch as fuck, singlehandedly wins games
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>>151387798
It's not about the organization when people say 'they don't like EG', they just don't care about how they play.

At least that's it for me. The only time I found their games interesting was during SADBOYS era.
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>>151387784
If doping was the difference, why wouldn't they just do it for every tournament? And you're fucking retarded if you think every team isn't doing the same thing, especially people like Dendi.
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>>151387653
Miracle is "that good" imo but it went to his head. There's a point where pure mechanical skill can't get you out of every sticky situation, and that's why he got shit on over and over again in that match when he'd casually manta to push lanes instead of saving it to escape.

Hopefully getting knocked down a peg or two will teach him to try and actually win instead of just trying to make a sick highlight reel.
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>>151387852
meth is legit self boost though

>source : myself
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I'm quitting d2g if EG wins.
I CANNOT take another hour of USA USA spam.
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>>151386726
>yuros are finally in the acceptance phase

its been long enough, come home brothers.
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>>151387883
Because they cant do it oversea you retard? Shit medical drugs are fucking restricted outside of the US.
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>>151387872
>The only time I found their games interesting was during SADBOYS era.
You just don't know good dota when you see it. Game 1 vs EHOME yesterday was the best game in years.
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>>151387852
Just going from personal experience, don't really care about all the faux-science surrounding cannabis.
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>>151387859
>teeth itch
wait, do you mean this literally?
that's metal af
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>>151387872
I'll admit that I haven't really followed Dota 2 outside TI since TI3, but EG's games have been pretty exciting these past 2 years

are they exclusively boring outside of TI or something
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>>151387994
Have you never seen someone on coke or E?
They chew and make faces like there's no tomorrow
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>>151387989
>in my experience
As others point out, you personal experience is bullshit even if you don't realize it.
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>>151387798
EG are a cancer on esports and alex garfield's death and that companies implosion would be nothing but a good thing for it.
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>>151387972
It's a prescription, it wouldn't be hard to just take it with you.
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>>151387947
>butthurt euro
LMAO
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>Be shitty drug abusing fps game and cheaters in the pro level who were exposed multiple times
>try to claim Dota is the same even though no proof of it has come out in all these years
CSGO players are truly the most retarded people in existence. I bet I'm talking to some disgusting Slavs right now reading this post on their CRT monitors in 10 billion fps.
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>>151387721
>weed
>"turns you into a fucking robot when you play DotA"

You're a retard

Also, Adderall is literally a weak amphetamine, incredibly easy to acquire and legal. That's why

If you're a spastic kid it definitely helps
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>>151387972
>t-they're cheating!! they must be!!

lmaoooooo
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>>151387989
Weed is terrible for playing Dota on.

That being said I learned arc warden almost exclusively while stoned
>>
am i the first guy who reached 7k without drugS?
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Reminder fuck Theeban aka Puppey ass licker.
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>>151388059
i havent but always assumed it was due to overstimulation so your body needs to move everything to get rid of the extra energy
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DC vs EG finals. Calling this now.
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RTZ has been redeemed for TI5 Secret, but only an idiot would thing all the roster jumping he's done is ok. He's literally why EG won TI5 and he'll probably be the reason EG win TI6. I like the kid, he seems pretty normal, but he is naive as fuck and doesn't learn from his mistakes.

Also why the fuck does he always bring someone with him on these swaps? Zai, Universe, whose he taking with him next? Is he too much of a beta to walk away by himself?
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>>151388286
>RTZ is the reason EG will win ti6

wat
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>>151387972
>any person who's taking prescription drugs haven't been able bring them overseas ever

You're a special kind of retard, in the US any fucking doctor will prescribe you adderall because muh pharmacorps so It's not like there's any reason for them to jump through hoops and run all the risks associated with acquiring it legally
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>>151384315
When people were saying that WW is shit I was telling that she is broken with free ranged BH and a fucking pure damage hp burn

When people were saying that oracle is shit, I was telling everyone how broken is his ult and how much shit he could do: heal, purge, nuke hard as fuck, disarm, harass with 1.4 bat and before rework on edict enable fast rosh.

When people were saying that zet is shit, I was telling everyone how broken is 40 sec midas, FREE infinite regen, FREE glyph, some unholy mixture of techies mines with retarded cast range that autolocks on you and are also wards for ez rune control and a spell that basically 'you go for rune or is alone when I am 6 equals you are dead' and actually makes enables him to gank. (all of this was nerfed)

But Pitlord, Pitlord doesn't really has lane to go to. Can't offlane, cant meme talon jungle and you would rather have someone who will carry later on like invo or wr go mid mid than Pitlord. He could have run at you, cast Pit of Malice and follow up with Firestorm and see you die, but Pit has mediocre cast time 0.6, really bad duration on first levels and you want to max other abilities asap, and tiny radius. Ult is broken in a way, but will have same problem of silencer ult, with 130 CD. Aura is also debatable, pushes the lane and you need to run at your enemies to make use of it while Pit is a really weak disable, ms of 305 is kind of nice, but not enough. Also would usually go auras on him, but going mid to farm some auras while otherwise farming them would be hard.

He will or get rework on passive, or some considerable buffs for stats and ms or both. Make his pit great again, give him 315 ms, and ogres levels of starting armour and hp.
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>>151388109
> shitty drug abusing fps game
Is the game shitty or does it take shitty drugs?
Is the game on drugs or are you required to take drugs to play?
Do you mean first person shooter or are you reiterating the need for high frames per second?
Does the game say dota is the same in needing to take drugs to play in a competitive environment?

What did he mean by this english second language post?
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>>151388058
Ignore the Euros, EG have had the BEST games of TI4, TI5, and now they've had two at TI6 (Newbee game 2 and Ehome game 1). They're boring like the Spurs and Patriots are boring. They fucking win. Thats boring.
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>>151388359
It's mandatory to shoot heroin before a match
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>>151386809
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP HAHA
WAKE ME UP HOHO
SAVE ME
SAVE ME FROM THIS FROG OF BALANCED GAME
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>>151388415
Oh no, people can't possibly dislike their dota no there has to be agenda.
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>>151388169
>>151388145
>>151387721
>>151387852
>>151387941
>>151387989
>>151388145
To achieve the some strange feeling, play too much dota and fuck with your eating schedule until you get a headache and you no longer feel hunger.
When you already have this "strange" feeling, you can eat and the feeling will not go out.
It makes you play better at dota but I actually first did this when i was studying too much alone in my room that I forgot that I haven't eaten yet.
I had this strange headache and voila, my memory skill sharpen and I had a nice long sleep but was worth it.
I don't know when exactly it will kick in and I don't know what is it but it changed my life.
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>>151388489
?
Where did I say there was an agenda. I just said ignore EU opinions of Dota since all but one of their teams came in last place. Chill bruh, I'm just a fan :^)
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>It's a some nerds talk about drugs they saw on movies episode
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>>151388072
>esports

that's the thing, I don't give a shit about esports

I care about dota and starcraft, and EG has been extremely good for both games. EG was the only big org that had a dota team back when MYM Prime tournaments where the only thing western players had to look forward to. They were also a loyal sponsor to SCBW players in the west, where the total playerpool consisted of some 20 nonames in NA, 3 people in europe, 2 south americans and an australian guy.
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>>151388359
t. salty csgo slavshitter

go suck nip's dick
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>>151388575
>don't eat and stay up till you hallucinate
>it'll make you better
You're a fucking moron.
>>
>CSGO shitters salty because they're stuck with Thoorin.
lol.
>>
how does this stupid fucking level system work now that its based on trophies?

if i make an account and get the experience trophy to level 20 does that let me queue ranked?
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>>151388602
Better than na vs yuro shitposting desu
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>>151388575
Is this why EU teams fizzled out at TI?
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>>151388607
also they've been in the fgc for a while now which is also cool
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>>151388660
its worth it for the mmr man lul
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>>151388575
How about you eat your veggies and protein and maintain cardiovascular health by running a few times a week

Only absolute fucking retards think drugging yourself is the way to a healthy mind
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>make harmelss jab at CSGO about their obvious drug and cheating problems
>They get giga triggered and compeltely chimp out
Holy shit this is a really sensitive issue for you guys, please keep the butthurt to a minimum though this is a drug free esport thread.
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>tfw forgotten forever
what is his name again? I forgot
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>>151388145
adderall isn't "a weak amphetamine". Adderall is amphetamine.

100% of all dota pro players are on adderall every match.
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>>151380371
Visage's familiars most definitely need a buff.
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>>151388903
Wouldn't it have consequences in the long run?
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>>151388602
You'd be surprised how many NEETs legitimately take drugs
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>>151388903
>implying jimmy would taint his body with anything but T N C P R O T E I N and monster energy drinks
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>>151388903
Pro player here.
This is 100% true.
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>>151388945

Yes. Millions of dollars
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>>151388829
not even from CSGO but you're the retard who thinks Olympics are clean.
>>
just made some onions and beans dotards and its spicy as fuck
should i drink some milk with it?
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CSGO fags pls go....
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>>151388575
i think this what were supposed to be. remember when our ancestors were too hungry and they cant hunt food? this is where it kicks in. they become hyped as fuck because of hunger. not adrenaline but its sort of "borrowed time"
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>>151388945
Not really. They put millions of people on it. ADHD was literally invented to increase the economic output of america by putting people on amphetamines.

I'm PSG and I desperately need it as real medication but I couldn't stop abusing it and almost killed myself on it.

:)
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holy shit so i like just watched the EG vs Newbee game(best game ever played in dota2 hands down not even a contest at this point) and i GOTTA SAY

EG is probably the SMARTEST and most SKILLED TEAM ever in all of dota 1 / 2
dont think we ever gonna see a better offlaner than universe, better mid than sumail or better anything really.
#BleedBlue
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>>151388945
no

you can obviously kill yourself by overdosing on it but thats usually the way medication works
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So, it will be EG vs Liquid grand final right?
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>>151389090
Should've kept on abusing bud :)
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Does Valve do doping controls? I mean you just need to do a piss and blood-test.
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When's Singsing playing?
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>>151389178
EG vs DC
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>>151388829
>TI 1st place winners almost 2 million per person
>no anti-doping measures
Pretty sure pro players would even slaughter homeless people if they found out it would help them place higher. Dudes in the UFC pump their bodies full of steroids despire stringent anti-doping testing. All that skin gambling has made those CS players retarded
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>>151389212
why would they need to, no one in Dota takes a drug that makes you play worse as a team are you stupid?
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>>151389209
I know. :)
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>>151389212
does it really matter

if everyone's on adderall then no one is
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>>151389178
EG vs TNC
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>>151385004
I'd never put a pos 1 in a captain position. Supports or even the offlane should be calling plays "from the back".
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>>151389212
You cannot exclude people from competition for legally diagnosed medical condition and its medication.

Every dota player has ADD and they all have prescriptions. Valve can't do anything. They aren't buying it off shady looking w33has in back alleys.
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>>151389253
>this is a 10/10 in d2g.

>>151389178
>this is a 2/10 in d2g.

?
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OK YOU FUCKING RETARDS

TAKE A GOOD LONG HARD LOOK AT THIS PICTURE AND TELL ME RTZ DOESN'T DO DRUGS

YOU ARE SO FUCKING NAIVE IF YOU THINK PRO PLAYERS AREN'T DOPING OR SOME SHIT TO GAIN A COMPETITIVE EDGE WHEN THEIR ARE 20 MILLION DOLLARIDOOS ON THE LINE
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>>151389283
>>151389296
They get my money so keep it clean you faggots.
>does it really matter
Yes it does you weak minded faggot.
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>>151389178
whoever wins wb final vs liquid
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>>151389467
pro players in most games take drugs to improve reaction times and increase focus

it's really not news, nor is it illegal
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>>151387872
>pick razor and mid
>interesting
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>>151389467
>do drugs
>get last place
checks out
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>be me
>go to sleep at 03:00
>put alarm to 10:00 so I will be sleepy at 23:00
>for some reason I woke up 06:00 in need of a glass of water
>study because I am no longer sleepy
>notice that I will be sleepy during classes and I will fuck up my sleep period even more tomorrow

Dear dotards, how can I fix this?
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>>151389468
>I spent 10 dollars so I get to dictate how this competition is supposed to run

suck my dick commie cück
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>>151389468
I'll take "reasons why I'm a pub shitter instead of taking main stage at TI" for 500, Alex
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>>151389467
Rtz was left, Kuro was right
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>>151389606
Thats how shit works you neet faggot.
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Reminder that there was some guy here few months ago whose 3k9 before drugs and 4k6 after drugs
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I'm more looking forward to stuff being tradeable and marketable at the weekend rather than other all-China grand finals. Why do western teams choke like fuck at TI? They do well at majors.
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>>151389654
no it isnt

suck my aforementioned phallus
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Something that really bothers me about the pros is that they always try to look fucking serious and salty 24/7. I would be waving to everyone and happy as balls even if I got cucked round 1. Literally making it to ti says you are better than most other teams shit that would be good enough for me personally.
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>>151389439
d2g is gay, what's new
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>>151389687
>playing guitar hero 2 back in the day
>could never beat "hangar 18" on hard
>played hangar 18 on hard while on adderall
>96% the fucking song

Anyone who doubts all pros are on it simply hasn't experienced the effects. It makes you faster.

However, I think there would be some people who don't use it because of jitters.
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>>151389604
Melatonin or an antihistamine. Sleeping pills for a week if your doc would give it to you. Exercise and burn yourself out throughout the day.
This "I'll sleep early to wake up earlier naturally" thing doesn't work without drugs if you wanna fix it asap
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>>151389604
>he fell for the college meme
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>>151389687
gee, he could've been 6k from now or probably bought his own coffin already :^)
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Ok, to get CK to see more play I suggest the following reworks to Chaos Strike and Phantasm.

>Chaos Strike
Armor reduction debuff removed. Instead, when Chaos strike triggers, that attack will also gain the bonus of any random attack modifier in game. (From shitty Gnoll Assassin's poison to Meepo's Geostrike, from Orb of Venom poison to Battlefury Cleave). All Chaos Knight Illusions get this as well.

>Phantasm
Now a passive ability. Every 10 seconds there is a 10/15/20% chance that a Phantasm Illusion is summoned. Illusions are the same as current Phantasm illusions, except with a duration of 60/80/100 seconds.
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>>151389629
I don't play dota cuck boy but I want fair sports. Can't your gay mind comprehend this?
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>>151389736
Yeah it's really weird they don't interact with the crowd at all

They're in constant fear of reddit judging them for being cocky or something
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>>151389687
REMOVE
HAMSTER
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no point using adderal when you get early onset dementia

did you think overclocking your brain would have no negative effects?
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What drugs does EE take?
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>>151389842
no
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>>151388950
I dont?
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>>151389848
If anyone can easily and legally obtain adderal how is it unfair?

Not to mention its benefits are highly dubious. You don't need drugs to focus on a video game.
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>>151389914
the most powerful drug of them all

anime
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>>151389852
ti is all about the fans though. If they (we) didn't pool in compendium bucks and pay to go there really wouldn't be a tournament. Honestly I could care less about how good a player is, I just want them to at least pretend they are fucking happy to be there. Winning is the cherry on top making it to ti is pretty much the sunday.
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>>151389604
i either just force myself to go to bed earlier, at around 00,or 01, or i just don't sleep at all next day and push myself through with coffee.

desu, i kind of don't need a lot of sleep, and ideally my day would last like 26 hours, so i need to reset myself 1-2 times a month
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>>151389639
LIKE POTTERY
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Substance abuse can only get you so far in a game where the most physical activity is in the wrists.

I dont think Valve needs to drug tests its players for events. Even so, if there is evidence to prove it, teams that do use substances should be punished.
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>>151389914
i dont think he masturbate a lot. i once tilted and lost 125 mmr after forcing myself to play dota after fap
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EG is probably the only CLEAN team in the game rn

thats why theyre the best, they dont cheat.
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>>151389957
The argument was why are there no doping controls and your retarded gay faggot argument was it does not matter. Kill yourself you shit kid.
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>>151389848
>fair sports
If the Olympics (pretty much the highest level of sports in the world) has an entire nation almost blacklisted for doping, then what reason do you have for a computer game to be clean?

People will cheat if they can get away with it. That's an unwritten life rule, not even limited to sports.
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>>151390025
>where the most physical activity is in the wrists.

the most activity is in the brain, dumbmaster. adderall MAKES YOU FASTER. you cannot argue this
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>>151389852
Gaben fired a caster for being cocky and you're surprised players are being so coy?

These guys are also major autists (you kind of need to be in order to play videogames for a living), very few of them are social extroverts.
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE PRICE OF TIMEBREAKERS

PLEASE TELL ME

I WON LIKE 40 OF THEM OVER THE PAST YEAR FROM GAMBLIGN ON VPGAME AND NOW THEY'RE FUCKING WORTHLESS

DID VALVE MAKE THEM DROPPABLE?
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I WANT TO ______________ KACI
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>>151390173
>Gaben fired a caster for being cocky

GabeN fired a presenter for directly insulting a player and making lewd jokes.
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>>151390025
i know some guy in my place that uses meth to study. hes currenly studying for law.
pretty chill dude. Drugs have nice benefit, its just this third world niggers using it in a wrong way
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>>151390196
fuck
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>>151390081
Because Olympics are sponsored by pharmaceutical companies? E-sport could be free of this but you guys are like yea who cares.
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>>151390196
CUM ON HER BIG ROUND FOREHEAD
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>>151390189
it's one of the ugliest items in the game, he has COMMONS that are better, and now there's an immortal mace that's about a thousand times better.
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>>151390101
>physical activity
>in the brain

I would love to see you argue this in gym class kid, or with your English teacher.
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>>151390173
You don't need to be an extrovert to wave to the crowd and smile as you walk on and off stage
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>>151385925
he used to be chunky as shit what happened
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>esports in an hour
>class in 7 hours

dotards help...
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>>151390309
>void immortal
>good looking
holy shit get some taste you shit eating peasant
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I SHIT YOU NOT

I always play against mirana.

I cant even comprehend this. But.
On every account i have. In 90% of games.
There is a tryhard mirana picker and he is always against me.

You can't make this up.
It's like valve wants to make me lose my shit.

I HATE PLAYING AGAINST MIRANA.
BUT I DO EVERY FUCKING GAME.
WAKE ME UP.
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>>151384503

This item was won by someone on one of the bidding sites. The original recipient bid it and lost. :(
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>>151390402
>11PM now
help
>>
I hope I won't have to see the floral shirt cunt and his sick memes xd this time.
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>>151390335
Not even dendi does that in lans and he's about as extroverted as you get in e-sports.
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>>151388823
>running few times a week
>when you can get the same superpowers after a few snorts

nah, we all die in the end anyway
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>>151390402
just pretend you have severe diarrhea from eating too much dick senpai
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>>151390402
>esports in an hour
>class in 7 hours

Are you LITERALY me????????
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>>151390081
I just googled it and there's no pharm companies sponsoring Rio
It would be a huge conflict of interest otherwise
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>>151390479
t.jark
>>
guys is Sumail > Miracle- true?
tell me what to think pls
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>>151390323
Did I say physical activity, retard? YOU said physical activity. The game is 99% NOT PHYSICAL

>>151390423
uh looks about 90000000x better than elder timebreaker the ugliest item in the game because its from some korea mmo

i've been using mattock of distortion since day 1.
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>>151390628
it would be 12AM for jark now
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>>151390536
Is it true that cocaine destroys your inner nose?
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PRESIDENT OF ESTONIA
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>mike playing damageless void as carry
>cant kill a half hp earth spirit
lmao
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>>151390669
id like to see how sumail carries a big sack of shit notail is.
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>>151390669
Sumail is the best mid, maybe even core, in the scene right now.
Not even an EG fan
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>>151380643
>Panelists make case for Axe being player of the game with fears game saving calls after his god awful laning phase.

>PPD force staffing himself forward to get a game saving kill with lvl 1 memelazer on AA.

Its always a huge team effort. EG's bringing its best to enable their paki like they did at TI5. He's had a pretty luke warm tournament year.
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>>151390589
yes cutie
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>>151390686
both of them look like shit, none of the even remotely come close to fitting void
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>>151390748
Yes
but David Bowie took elephant killing amounts of cocaine in the 70's and he came out of it looking fine so go ahead
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>>151390461
>pick nyx
>kill mirana mid afteri got lvl6 with my mid
>mirana gets mad
>drop mirana next time to low hp, and purpusly lose hp
>i stand in plain sight with like 100 hp
>she has around 150
>sends arrow my way
>carapace
>kkilling spreee

i'd like to say she dc'ed and we won but it didn't really matter, our carry was retarded
>>
This is actually the first time I've caught the beginning of the day. Always got 4-5 hours of sleep and missed the first series or caught the end of it
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>>151390914
>>151390748
better do something productive while drugs is helping you or you'll just end up like third world niggers
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damn just watched eg vs ehome game 1 replay

did I miss any good esportsshitposting
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>be wageslave
>feel miserable and tired all the time
I want to be a NEET guys
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>no good matches today.
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>>151380476
hey ur really qt want me to kiss the lipstick off your lips?
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>broken goldswing and buyback mechanics mean all you need to do is pick one hard carry and 4 heroes good at defending high ground and you win
>EG did it yesterday
>Alliance did it during playoffs
>Secret did it during qualifiers
nice game, dotards
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>>151391150
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>>151391160
Just go into a career where you never have to actually work a day in your life.
If you're even mildly attractive and white just move to Japan and be a gigolo
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>>151390914
>made a fucking christian devotional song on Station to Station
>later said he doesn't remember anything about making the album because he was on such intense piles of cocaine the entire time

At least there's a best Christian devotional song, and it's sure as fuck word on a wing by bowie
>>
Any chance that Fnatic takes two games off Liquid today?
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>>151391160
Please do not use this qt's pic, I will from now on

ok???
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>>151391150
Yes, yuros shitposting Americans to death when they are getting wrecked and suddenly went silent after the hold and comeback
>>
>>151390686
Are we talking about computer games in general, because I totally think that it's 50/50. Intensive micro in games like SC2 requires high levels of hand-to-eye coord and agility or even CSGO where reaction times mean life or death, absolutely
>>
when will the
>pick SD and send illusions of your carry to take raxes
meme die?
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>>151391193
who was eg's hard carry??

the axe?

the mirana?

the fv?

lol

face it gameshitter, eg outplayed ehome
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>>151391160

read self-help books or go to a therapist
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>>151391235
>WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES
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>>151391170
>he doesn't want to see Jimmy making it and Ehome going full tilt
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>>151391313
>Are we talking about computer games in general

Yes we're talking about computer games in general in a conversation that was 100% about dota players playing dota in a dota thread

fucking retard.
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>>151391194
delusional little faggot
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>>151391325
when he gets nerfed
>FREE level 2 ck ult with a 4 second downtime
lmao
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>>151391283
Now that EG has broken Ehome over their knee they've moved onto "it must be d-d-drugs" bargaining.

Soon they will just have the accept their loss, and the death of their scenes credibility and respect at TI.
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>>151391206
nice

i guess spamming usa doesnt count as spam
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>>151391334
the fv with manta and sd illussions
>>
is EG the literal Dream team?
i cant even make a fantasy team thats better on better than fucking EG
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>>151391235
But you have to learn japanese to do that.
>>
so what can valve do to pitlord to make him not techies-tier garbage on release
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>>151391360
>We are LITERALLY living in a time and place in the universe where Jimmy "DeMon" Ho and a ragtag group of pinoys has a chance of being The International 6 champion.

I'm hyped
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>>151391426
except sd was nearly exclusively disrupting jugg the enemy carry
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>>151391160
>be NEET
>be miserable and tired all the time
How do I fix this lads? Sweet release?
>>
is people pretending they care about Jimmy the biggest meme of 2016?
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>>151391450
rework
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>>151391160
find the keeper ;) love conquers all
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>>151391527
yes.

an hero is the only way.
>>
>>151391378
I'm not the dude you were talking to earlier, but you're an idiot who's trivializing how much it takes to play computer games

t. 1k shitter who gets caught in all the chronos when he has blink and force staff
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>>151391435
You can learn fluent Japanese in just under a year, which really isn't a long time in the grand scheme of things.
Source: me
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>>151391527
You dont, the ultimate redpill in life is accepting that no matter what you do, it will always be meaningless in the grand scheme of things.
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>>151391727
But, anon. I don't have any interest in learning japanese.

Does Japan have some wetback system for whites that freeload there like we have with mexicans in america?
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>>151391727
who do i email?
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>>151387364
will this slut go crawling back to peter if he wins TI?
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>>151391450
Part rework. Dark Rift isn't too special and with the vision game now, seeing a bunch of people off the map with a Pit Lord on the team is too telling. At the same time, its strong. Its a team relocate onto creeps/buildings.

Firestorm is just dogshit now, its basically going to be Shrapnel/Macropyre. You get 1-2 ticks off and they walk out of it. Atrophy Aura is???, never got to use it legit in WC3.

Pit of Malice is just bad. Also all of his fucking spells cost too much mana
>>
>>151391646
No, I'm an oldschool gamer who simply can't understand a young person who is slower than me. Laughable.

It's funny, I'm actually so much faster than everyone in dota, people are so fucking slow to move or react on anything.
>>
>>151391450
Pit of Malice buff.

Firestorm is still one of the highest damage per mana spells at all levels.

Atrophy Aura is still the biggest fuck you to carries like LS, Drow, and Jugg.
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>>151385382
Why do you dislike Kuro though?
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>>151391527
Read the /fit/ sticky
start lifting
It takes years to get real results and it won't fix the crippling depression but at least you'll feel good and won't be a super sperg, I'm lucky I started lifting in my mid teens else I'd have killed myself by now
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Reminder that anime makes you better at dotard two
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>>151391527
>be semi NEET
>watch dota and shitpost during the day while family is wageslaving
>go to college at night

It's pretty comfy desu, you should try it
>>
what if TNC lose
>>
>>151388247

>DC
>Not TNC

try again, dotard.
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>>151391891
explain lelouch and tiago then
>>
>>151391858
>highest damage per mana
>you only have to stand still for merely 9 years for it to take effect
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>>151391891
>all anime has been eliminated from TI
???
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>>151391160
>tfw believed in animeme that some day a mysterious girl will appear from of nowhere and fix my life.

im 25 now. no job, no knowledge, weak always sick and balding.
they never come. nobody ever comes.
>>
Wings vs. TNC finals

screencap this
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>>151391527
I really don't get this shit. The "average" person that's gonna post here and play doto has enough computer skill to waltz into an office, sit around completely unbothered by coworkers, and collect a paycheck to fund whatever interests or pursuits seem cool.

And yet everyone else is just at home wallowing. What's the barrier? Can you guys not tie a tie or something?
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>>151391160
>remfags
Literally cuckfags
>>
where is singsing? >.<
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>>151391964
They had shit taste.
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>>151391792
Then enjoy wageslavery. Japan is literally the land of the fucking free, didn't regret a second living there and I'm going back soon for ez bucks from depressed trophy wives

>>151391802
start with namasensei: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZEA54VJEdE&index=2&list=PL9987A659670D60E0
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>try to blog on /d2g/ about russians ruining my games
>get bullied for it because it's some eceleb worship week
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>>151391527
Live for yourself. Get /fit/, learn a language, prove to yourself you can do something. Most people are garbage, a lot aren't and you should be decent to them when you can.

Life is pretty pointless but that doesn't mean you should limit the amount of joy you can have because of the opinions of others. If you started slowly cutting out bad habits and walking once or twice a day I bet you'd feel better. Seeing improvement in yourself is a wonderful feeling, but the key is to do it for yourself. I lost 90 pounds in a bit over a year through eating better and cycling, I think about where I'd be right now if I didn't make the effort and it scares me.

But I'm a schizoid and don't feel things like tfwnogf and enjoy being by myself so my advice doesn't usually help people.
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TI wouldve been alot better with singsing around
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>>151392110
>blogging about blogging
>when esports are going to be on in an hour
>>
>>151392035
average computer skills doesn't get you a job anymore
>>
>>151392110
you can blog to me any time anon, i might not reply, but i always read the blogs
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>>151392076
>acting like a thug in a place where there are no thugs
How comfy when no one will kick the shit out of you.
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>>151392167
Singsing is bad and not funny
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>>151391945
It's for being used on creep waves and slowed/stunned heroes.

I mean it has 50% up time. It's incredible deputy.
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post what you're listening to until the games start
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>>151392206
>acting like a thug
?
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>>151392167
Adelaide?
>>151392110
>2016
>нe гoвopить пo pyccки
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>>151392219
you're bad and not funny
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>>151392285
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>>151392170
>>151392193
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I really need to sleep, but before I go (and yes I'm aware I'll be missing games) I just want to say that d2g is fucking golden during prime EU time.
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>>151392296
I couldn't sit through a white guy yelling fuck and bitch like he's the no forgiveness guy.
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>>151392167
>>151392219
>>151392317
>>151392325
i NEED sex with these girls
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I really hope Moon leaves, This guy is so hot and cold its not good enough.

Miracle needs a slap in the face because he lost game two with his dumb cocky shit.

Fly's drafting was pure shit.

Cr1t got put on useless heroes where he can't do much, Probably the most important player on OG.

My boy N0tail did fine but not good enough, Needs to be more accustomed to the carry role.
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>>151392035
have crushing depression, anxiety, and hatred for other people.

The idea of doing typical office drone work makes me want to kill myself.

Can't wear tucked in shirts, ties, etc (autism)
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does everyone in this board just watch others play videogames instead of playing it themselves?
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>>151391843
Nobody roids up just to have better reflexes or cursor speed.

You can just buy expensive mice with high sensitivity.
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>>151392285
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>>151392317
adelaide
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>>151392372
It's just light banter, he's genuinely a good introduction to jap and a cool guy.
Daily Japanese threads on /a/ are more intermediate, but feel free to start there
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>>151392438
Why would you play if you are bad? Just quit altogether and watch the best play instead.
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>>151392035
Its an exaggeration. Did you not learn that on reddit before you came here?
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>>151392504
Stop avatar-fagging.
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>>151392481
all i see is LOSS
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>>151391805
Too hungry for muslim cock. Don't think so
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>>151392151
>be miserable as fuck 23 yo kissless virgin
>depressed as fuck
>started jogging, doing easy 5k's now, and eating good diet
>losing kg's now, planning to hit the gyms anytime soon
>cant ask out the qt at my workplace because shes just too good for me to be real
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Tell me true /d2g/, you're not like Jark...are you? You are white, right? r-right?
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>>151392564
Sounds like she should move the the EU Caliphate then.
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You could have saved her
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>>151390196
post the tummy kaci
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>>151392004
Just go to free classes in some university. Volunteer here and there, the money and relationships will come soon or later.

Nobody gives a shit about your hair, are you going to cry because you are not a model? don't be such a faggot mate
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sup guys Johan " honeylans " Sundstein here and I'm here to ask you who do you want to get kicked in MY team?
personally I want crit and moon out since they don't do anything at all every game.
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>>151392561
rude
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>>151391926
We'll see...
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>>151392668
>save
Hahahaah. I would have done my best to make her unusable.
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>>151392621
who the fuck is jark?
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>>151392285
Pic related

>>151392481
That Foobar scheme is ugly as fuck my dude, I hope you didn't make that yourself
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>>151392621
You aren't serious are you?
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>>151392690
crit fucking carried you through fall major
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Has kuro ever shown any signs of being toxic? Before this leak why would anyone think he's an ass of any kind?
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>>151392690
>Anon getting this pathetic.
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Hey whens OG playing today?
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>>151392568

>having any sort of hope

you know you'll suffer even more now. you will never be happy
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>>151392838
right after ti5? the whole rtz/kuro thing?
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Sticky when?
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>>151392738
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>>151392621
I'm a whirlwind of european and african ancestry but I inherited mostly white features and I'm a lightskin so it's fine
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>>151392838
i spoke to him in frankfurt and hes chill
puppey is an autist high on power
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>>151392681
i was a model. if only you knew the pain when cute girls don't turn their heads to you anymore. when they don't giggle when you walk by. fugly fucks like you will never understand. id give 10 years of my life just to have my hair back. maybe even 20.
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>>151392838
he backstabbed mousesports in joined navi

what a delusional little faggot


oh wait....
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>>151392568
iktf man. Every time you wanna stop, every time you think you can't do it, every time you rationalize skipping your workout, or eating a whole pizza, remember she's that much further away. And every time you commit, and do better, she's that much closer.

If you can succeed in something like transforming your body you shouldn't have much trouble asking someone a question. And if she says no you can always look at yourself in the mirror and masterbate

We're all gonna make itExcept RTZ he'll never make it
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>>151392992
What up my fellow halfie
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AS VICE PRESIDENT, LET ME HUMBLY INTRODUCE YOU TO

THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE ESTONIAN STATES

CLEMENT JOHN IVANOV
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>>151392919
What happened exactly? All I know is that areteezy at the time was mad as fuck and blamed kuro. Seeing the shit that happened though it seemed obvious that arteezy was more at fault or just very mad at the time.

>>151393026
It does seem that way

I mean I wouldn't take the way he spoke like a faggot in the leaks too seriously because he was buttmad about losing, but secret's actions have spoken louder.
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>>151392956
>average anime poster
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>>151392568
>falling to the girlfriend meme
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>mfw white people think they will win ti6
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So when will icefraud delete void from the game? Both tnc and EG used that faceless dildo to cheese a win on teams that are superior to them in skill.

>void ults your main core with at least one support
>enemy teams blows them up
>rinse and repeat and you can't break the Base even with xp+gold advantage
>void cam still fucking solo most carries 1vs1 if it goes late game

Icefrog dota ladies and gent's
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Can you feel it
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>>151393242
Or teams can just ban him
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>>151393236
shut the fuck up pajeet
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Post your waifu lads
No 3D's please
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>>151393242
>>void cam still fucking solo most carries 1vs1 if it goes late game

not even close, he's totally outclassed anymore
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>>151393273
>yfw vaping makes you better at dota
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>>151393273
Looks like pretty easy TI for EG and I don't even like that team
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>>151393242
He's just going to remove the bash so his laning isn't so strong
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>>151393063
no.
Im a wristlet skinnyfat type with high insertions, i am NOT gonna make it, no matter how hard i push it, no matter how much i work out
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>>151393129
>>151392992
>half breeds think they are human
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>>151393158
Oh and Zai apparently kind of backed Arteezy.

Maybe kuro was toxic before but learned better, or something. Could it be?
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>>151380043
I recognize bamboo, jeyo, and demon

but who's the dude in the back?
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>>151393297
>Ban Void
>Risk letting Zai's ET get through

How can you win?
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>>151393165
im almost 24
i have never even held hands with girl
the closest i have ever been to sexual contact is when girl sat on my lap once
I just want someone to take care of because living for myself is fucking shit and boring
i might aswell cut my wrist this fucking instant and i bet my ass no one would care but my mother perhaps.


>>151393063
yeah the leak is kinda not enough to say for certain. But puppey always had that arrogant aura around him and kuro is just fucking down to earth guy.
>those long ass talks at ti4 euhub with kuro and bruno

all the feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_OeY34uPUc
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_IzHr-dVx0&feature=youtu.be

You didn't fucking ban PA and Huskar.
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>>151392956
Again, who?
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>watching Fly Notail exit interview
>" yeah we're the best team here, sometimes you just have an off day, we lost to ourselves I know we're the best"
>doesn't even mention the word Jimmy or TNC

Fuck this kike
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>>151393319
Best Guilty coming through
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>>151393319
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>>151393319
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>>151393448

it was all on us guys, w-we didn't get outplayed by the other team. w-we're still the best!
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>>151393319
>he doesn't have one 3D and one 2D waifu
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It's Ehome vs EG in the finals.

Screencap this

also dubs
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>>151393397
Shit anime.
Go watch Mob Psycho or Saiki K.

Even Macross Delta is better than Re:Zero which is just NEETbait.
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there are too many animeposters here

stop posting animeposters
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>>151387538
no thats canonically Zai
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>>151393273
I cried at the end of Game 1

Yes
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>>151393427
Accept Islam my fellow /r9k/ bro.
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>>151393365
not inside chrono
fag
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>>151393569
>being unfaithful

kill you are self
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>>151393565
>Barca the best team in the world.
>Get beaten at some point.
Nice point imbecile.
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>>151393650
nah
i rather follow my own logic

*tips*
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who was ppy talking to in that leaked convo?
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>>151392076
>Japan is literally the land of the fucking free
is this a meme cause I see jap guys are usually work overtime and suicide everyday
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how can anyone read the leaked chatlogs and think they favour puppy over kuro?


puppy literally sounds like a crying faggot who wants to blame someone else


meanwhile kuro is keeping silent and winning games at TI.
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>animeposters
>r9k

fucking euros. just go to sleep already. you can watch the vods tomorrow. no one wants you here.
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>>151393821
1437

A literal who
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>>151393650

Maybe the mass imigration to the west isn't such a bad thing afterall
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>>151393427
Love hurts more than anything in this world anon. Good luck.
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Is Kuro our guy?
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Will DC shut down TNC by banning the faceless dildo? Stay tuned bro.
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>>151393843
Puppey was ranting though, and he didn't cry about in public either, I wouldn't be too hard on him based on the tone.

I still think he and his streetshitter cockslave are cunts though
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>>151393843
DELUSIONAL LITTLE FAGGOT

I AM THE GREATEST, GREATEST THERE EVER WAS

I BOUGHT A 40K $ ENGAGEMENT RING

THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF ESTONIA

THERE WILL BE BOOKS, AND MOVIES AND MERCHANDISE

YOU FCKIN MESS WITH ME OR MY PEOPLE ILL BREAK YOUR TEETH IN
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>There are ppl ITT who arent handsome
r9k get the fuck out you virgin loser cucks
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Everyone in Dota 2 does drugs to play better, I have no proof but my reasoning is solid

t. csgo player
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>>151394075
kys piece of shit normie
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>>151393576
Ehome isn't recovering mentally from their game 1 loss to EG. They're finished.
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>>151393469
This
>>151380116
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>>151393824
Not for Japs, but for foreigners
It's incredibly easy to go into prostitution, porn or the clubbing scene if you don't mind leaving your morals behind, just don't give your real name.
Or you could just live a comfy life there pursuing a passion, it's really a blank slate.
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Guys when is Secret playing?
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>>151394075
>tfw handsome but have autism so can only get girls when blackout drunk

It's an abstract kind of feel
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>>151394168
no :^)

and Ill use your memes too XDD
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>>151394075
Delete this. You won't win ti6 you normie.
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can someone post the before d2g after d2g trap pic please? much appreciated.
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>>151392756
It's supposed to be functional for organizing and listening, it does its job while I do something else.
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>>151394168
Mad you ugly loser cuck manlet
go cry to your mommy you fucking fag, go back to posting pepes on r9k
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>>151393892
>please be real, please be real, please be real

... not real, damn it ...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqz8qbuLQz0
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>>151394228
YOU CHEEKY LIL CUNT
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>>151394221
well im not white nor handsome so yea ;_;
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>>151394279
Please fuck off, i seriously want you to fuck off
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>>151394075
I'm handsome and I lift but I'm still a kissless virgin
Not even a sperg, just incredibly antisocial and have no real friends
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>>151394228
same time as OG
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>>151393843
I literally have no idea what they are talking about in those logs though.
How did Kuro manipulate people
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hey bros what if-

stay with me here bros

what IF someone makes a Taiwan #1 sign

Tbh if you wanted to piss off the Chinese, you should hold up a sign that says Taiwan #1


They really hate Taiwanese nationalism


look at

look AT this
https://youtu.be/GpX1bG8opBQ
https://youtu.be/xN0vUlljX0I
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>>151394349
Ill be your friend :)
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>>151380371
>tinker
>needs a nerf
doesn't he have literally one win at this TI and sub45% winrate in pubs?
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>>151394267
EG is a normie team and we'll win TI easily just like we did last year

you fucking robot eurocuck chinkcucks enjoy your irrelevant TI wins years ago?
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>>151394075
am i handsome?
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>>151394327
How ethnically inclined are you?
As long as you aren't foreign looking enough to be intimidating some chicks like non-white guys for the novelty and exoticism
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>>151394189
I can't tell you how dissapointed in people I am right now.
Sad shit.
>>
>People still haven't realized the chatlogs were manufactured ruse from a masterbaiter.

literally only ¨'proof'' that its from anyones whatsapp logs is that it uses puppey's fucking avatar

>b-b-ut muh terrorblade smurf
which got really popular as a smurf account after that one zai game in pub
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I love you guys. Even when you shitpost usa yuro crap. I love /d2g/...you saved my life anons. No homo.
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I bet you're all really fucking stupid
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>>151393319
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>>151394279
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>>151394442
no, but at least youre american with a cool moonman shirt
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>>151394075
>tfw handsome but manlet so its cancelled out
atleast liquid made it
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>>151394570
that's d2g for you
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>>151394537
I loved the shitposting on this TI, honestly. The hype just feels a lot more real than the shit in Twitch chat, so yea.
/d2g/, keep being based.

Also, post that gif of Hulk Hogan with the guitar, please
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>>151394570
say that to my face you fucking euro
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>you will never win ti
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>>151394748
>I have a gun
and I have healthcare amerilard
>>
Hey guys can someone in this thread help me please? I just started watching The International yesterday. I looked at the scheduled Games for the next days but i cant seem to find any European teams.... can someone tell me when is an European team playing?
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>>151394748
>The average amerikek
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>>151394858
no you don't :)
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>>151394267

wow, whos the qt mate?
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>>151394858
>mfw eurocucks pay crazy taxes for bare minimum healthcare
>mfw this is why there teeth are so shit cause they cant afford dentists
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>>151394438
Say that on the internet and not to my face if you dare.

>>151394961
Rem
>>
>Be American
>Get shot by one of the millions of non whites in your country
>have no healthcare and pay 10 million to get a piece of metal remove from your foot
congrats on winning two TIs though :^)
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>>151394456
as long as it's not some criminal stuffs then I dont mind tbqh. I do intend to visit Japan in the future so who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
but are Japanese wives that unfaithful? I know that those JKs are slut but didnt know about housewives.
>>
>>151394267
>>151395016
i bet youre a cutie
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>>151394901
They're playing over here:
>>>/trash/
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>>151394616
Lewd
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>>151395004
>there
we also pay taxes for education, you must've missed out on that too
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>>151394906
Stay mad, yuropoor.
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Whos ready boys
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>>151394901
today second series haha
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>>151395101
>>151395101
>>151395101

Don't miss a minute of funposting

>>151395101
>>151395101
>>151395101
>>
>be euro
>get blown up by sandnigger infesting country because of white guilt
>die thinking it was your fault
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>>151395016
enjoy being worthless virgin for the rest of your life
resorting to anime since youre so pathetic you cant even talk to a real life women
legit kys u waste of space
reminder that many dota pros have gfs and kids and youre so pathetic you worship them and then shit on "normies"
kys
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>>151395174
Migrate
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>>151395067
If they're rich and unhappy with their current partner, yes.
Some of them aren't even looking for sex, they literally just want a guy to talk to about their boyfriend issues and be romantic with
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>>151395141
>that retard who doesn't know how to take landscape photos
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>>151395057
>Be Euro
>Lose Olympics
>Lose TIs
>Lose Britain
>Get invaded by mudslimes
>Be too cucked by liberals to say anything about it or else be called racist
MEANWHILE
>Be USA
>Win back to back TIs
>Win Back to back World Wars
>Win every Olympics
>Worlds best economy

Just stop trying Eurofags
>>
>>151395151
>>151395245
EPIC doturds
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>>151394280
>Burial in 2016.
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>>151380742
you just dont pick it
>>
>TI Grand Finals
>MVP vs EG
>Game 5
>Hype at its maximum
>After only the firstpicks, Peter seems to have already drafted MVP into a corner
>Then DuBu reveals his pocket strat
>He drafts Earthshaker, Ogre Magi, Faceless Void
>Peter laughs at the foolishness of another 5 melee draft
>But then DuBu reveals the second layer
>5 HOTDs
>Peter is stunned by the level of seemingly foolish decisions rolling out from MVP
>Then it happens
>MVP's 4 core draft manages to pull an average of 800 GPM
>Forev reveals that he could land good chronos all along, and he was merely pretending to be retarded
>Decisive MVP victory
>They congratulate EG on a good series after leaving the booths
>/d2g/ never stops shitposting
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My sides.
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>be inspired
play dota
>lose
lol
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This triggers the Chinese
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Where can i watch Ehome vs EG game 1?
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>>151396840
They have every single game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uryTZc4XjNQ
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>>151396917
Thanks anon
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give me one good reason to ever pick anything else
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