DOTA 2 GENERAL /d2g/

first for this guy
https://youtu.be/EUTLRbfLvrs?list=PLxkyNsoBqOdCsJgsy1fEiK-jEh6gFPe1H&t=84

Tyler we are meeting at Applebees Neighborhood Bar and Grill at 730 I hope you see this

DELUSIONAL LITTLE FAGGOT

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>1 meme in
>watch the webm
>hurt
Why do you do this, OP?

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holy shit a school kid killed kaci already

RIP kaci this game's leveling is brutal

will kelly ever die?

>>151365876
you should have named it Riki

DLF_40000

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God Bless America
Reminder that it's never to late to join us

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how do we stop this man

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>>151365994
fucking excellent
>bane

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Why didn't you walk back and forth the map 10 million times goy?

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Guys I missed the EG games, did ppd and friends look like TI winning material?

So who to bet for tomorrow /d2g/ DC or TnC?

hey, is there anyone else coming from reddit or is it just me?

>>151365994
where can I join the bandwagon

I can give mean bjs if that's something

>>151366085
Cheese strat material at game 1 and solid lineup at game2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvSn8rLhV24
Was this the greatest all star match ever?

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>>151366085
Does the honey fill up the non-TI lans?

>17 minutes in EHOME were pushing the T3 with an Aegis
Jesus, that game went on for so long its hard to remember that EHOME was actually pushing T3s that early on but couldn't do it for another 2 or so attempts.

>>151366085
just watch the series shortened down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwSQv_sNZBI
or even shorter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoKGn3O5Cg4

>>151365719
nth for Jark the pinoy autist

>>151366068
was he purposely made to look like a caricature of a jew?

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>>151366025
Ban storm.
And Timber, medusa, qwop, windrunner, and anyone who could find value in a bloodstone.
>>151366153
People who make videoes like that second one need to be fucking gassed tbqh.

>>151366090
TNC
N
C

>Bully Arteezy in lane
>He does nothing the rest of the game
>Secret playing 4v5
>Puppey is also jungling and wastes his entire window of effectiveness as support
>Secret playing 3v5
>Bulba thouhg
>Secret playing 2v5
>PLD feeding
>Secret playing 1v5
>EE is on team
>Secret playing 0v6
I just can't figure out why they lost. Cyborgmatt's going to have his work cut out for him.

>tfw worried ppd doesn't have a plan for Wings' aggression

Please ppd, take my energy.

>Watching The Rigged 6
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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Quick, /d2g/, describe the meta of this TI with only one word

>>151366313
>the Caliphate of Yurop
Christ almighty, I can't wait for the USA spam when EG wins finals
I hope we beat last years post count

>>151366237
>EE is on team
>Secret playing 0v6
KEK too bad notail just little bit better than EE

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>>151366275
You shouldn't be worried, anon, but just keep PPD and friends in your thoughts and prayers.
Remember that even though we know the rain is coming, it's not reason to stop dancing for it.

>>151366368
Delaying

Never suffer yurocuck opinions again. Just laugh at them and their posts.

>fear and ppd on the verge of becoming bonjwas

>>151366368
DRAFT

>>151366373
>Play like shit all year
>Suddenly beat all the top chinks without trouble
>Meanwhile all the other good western teams are getting assassinated by shit teams (Valve send their regards)

With 80 millions down their pocket, I wouldn't trust Valve with anything. They just want to generate the most hype around the tournament.

Mark my words. EG loses to Wings today. Then they miraculously annihilates the entire LB. Then in the final against Wings they pull of a 3-2 comeback.

>>151366368
aghanims

>>151366368
madman

>>151366443
Yeah no, EG is still a garbage team, they're going to lose to anyone in LB

>>151366204

Never mind. Jimmy jinxed it with the nice weather meme bullshit.

>>151366368
meme delay

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>>151366443
>>Play like shit all year
>his addled mind literally cannot understand why his dumpster teams have fallen
Laughable, pitiable and pathetic all at once

I'll shitpost so happily when Liquid ends up BTFO-ing EG

>>151366385
At least N0tail understands when he's the reason his team loses, unlike EE who does the same game-throwing shit repeatedly.

>>151366368
honeypots

>>151366527
Nope. This is all carefully planned out.

All other non-chink teams have been assassinated or sabotaged in such a way that it is unlikely that they will even meet EG.

>OG out first round against fucking Jimmy
>Liquid has to go through both EHOME and MVP
>DC has to go through EHOME (they're not good enough to beat EG anyway)
>Alliance is shit
>Navi is shit
>MVP has to go through Liquid and EHOME

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>>151366549
Why do you keep dropping your
t. increasingly nervous eurocuck for the 27th time today
?

>chinks thinking they have a chance at TI

Fuck you subhumans.

Just a reminder to burgers: Yurop already claimed the "first to win 2 valve events" title. Heh maybe some day you'll be relevant more than one month a year!

>>151366547
2GD

>>151366547
pieliedie
we all know what is going to happen to it

DC is gonna win this international, discuss.

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This fucker is sprinting at you with bkb'd Slardar with a blink and his team behind him, you are ppd, what do you do?

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>Matumba will never get money to buy a new boat

>Instead the money will go to ppd's gf's next nosering

HOLD ME D2G

>>151365994
>so caught up in the universe void that I forgot he plays a mean ass clockwerk

Universe is a top 5 offlaner of all time

>>151366670
>Yurops cannot bear to move past the days of glory that have long since left them
Literal poetry

>>151366756
I think you should discuss this with a professional anon, you might have some sort of brain disease

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How do we fix this?

After the Puppey drama, who is our guy now, RTZ or KKY?

>PPD invites Miracle to EG after TI6 when Fear retires

really makes you think........

>>151366368
Wings

>no cum hero

>>151366815
Kuro is always our guy

Also Fitjew

>>151366805
Nah they're gonna win this one

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>>151366702

nice

>>151366745

FUCK i already named it

would have been perfect

either way boys gonna go grind these two up and take on the first honeypot lan.

artour must win 8 honeypots to get invited to the valve event

the first is starladder

>>151366770
I bend over and whimper with my cheeks spread like hte little faggot I am

>>151366770
Force Staff

Alternatively let my whole team run away and leave me, because PPD seems to be good about making calls on when he's a lost cause.

>>151366814
6.90 changelog
-Pipe of Insight is now higher up in the shop list
-Fixed a bug that prevented Glimmer Cape from being available in the Chinese client

>>151366814
1000 damage at level 5

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>>151366770
Disrupt Fear, R on the slardar before I die, then micro the illusions while Universe gets a 3 man chrono.

>>151366835
Just like CDEC was last year right

>>151366275
PPD is going to pick Nightstalker and shit all over wings aggresive playstyle

>synderen got as much money from ti6 as autisty

>>151366368
Chaos

>>151366770
Heroically sacrifice myself like the noble and God-blessed patriot that I am, allowing my comrades to obliterare them

>>151366443
The only good Western teams pre-TI6 were OG and Liquid. OG is TI5 Secret and TL is still in the running.
Also EG was doing well till after Shanghai when Universe and RTZ left. They were doing tops 3-4s consistently but not winning.

China was inconsistent since post-Shanghai swaps, and also VGR had to have Mikasa sub and Banana sub for LGD over Sep. So VGR lost their best player and LGD had to get Banana who didn't play much post-TI4 and when he did he was shit. China got beat by VISAs for sure

>>151366770
feed like a fucking retard and hope my teammate pull through the teamfight without me just like every fucking game

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>>151366368
better than this

>>151366368
Highground

Remember when retards thought Sumail was worse than Miracle?

Apologize.

>>151366192
ban only mids, picks mirana and dagons gooks all around the map lelel

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don't click on this please

I hope TnC wins, then everyone will realize how shit Dota 2 esports is. Maybe the game will be made fun again if the esport dies

>>151366815
I like Kuro. He's pretty level-headed man in the interview. Calm and all that. I don't know why EE call him cancer when himself can't do shit without W33ha

>>151367080
Dota 2 has been shit for like a year

The meta is incredibly boring

>>151366368
Highlander

Hey /d2g/ I took a break from dota, leaving around the time "Secret is a US team. Secret is a euro team" posting hit its peak. I have a couple questions.
What happened to "secret is american. secret is european" posters?
And
What is that yellow-gold particle effect that emanates from heros from time to time? I thought it was leveling up but I'm wrong

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>>151366891

>>151367089
I think Kuro probably is pretty condescending when playing seriously.

He most likely thinks himself of superior intellect considering how he acts and his hobbies (such as reading philosophy)

That being said, he's also humble and probably a very nice guy.

I just think there are people who can't take those types of personalities (especially Americans/Canadians)

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>>151367068
Golem get ye gone

>>151367050
>individual skill is measured by the team's accomplishments at a single mayor
Sumail didn't even have a good moment in today's game you probably under-aged sand nigger

>yurocucks still think TI is rigged

Loving every laugh

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>>151367080
>Jimmy winning games takes hype out of Dota
THE CITY OF EUROPE

>>151367176
That's the new fountain heal probs

>>151367240
Where's the hype if obviously a shit team can beat the best teams? It's a complete joke

>>151367251
I know its different than the fountain heal one. it kindof looks like a pentagon at a hero's feet with a glow on it.

>>151367230
>

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Good afternoon fellow anime fans!!!

I'm pretty sure ppd intentionally had those roster changes and bad honeypot performances to make the other teams underestimate them at ti

he really is playing on a four dimensional field

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I love how Yurocucks are now saying Dota 2 suddenly became shit.

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will my waifu ever get nerfed or am i doomed to play and watch every game with a raging hard-on?
pic related

>>151367176
Secret was irrevocably proven to be EU after going through EU qualifiers (which EU posters wrote themselves into a corner with by claiming they're harder).

>>151367293
post a pic

>>151367316
the physical proof that anime makes you look like a fucking retard

fuck you jark

>>151367285
I thought yurocucks got hyped off shit like that? Like Leicester winning the premier league

>>151367285
>Ragtag band of misfits wins through the power of friendship
>Not hype
Also:
>Instant reply to damage control EU

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>>151367335
Same technique was used by Vici during TI4, CDEC during TI5 and now EHOME during TI6
All according to keikaku.

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>>151367316
Jark legit looks like an anime character

>>151367352
Aghs is sure as fuck getting nerfed after TI. Not sure how you nerf it, longer cooldown doesn't change its burst potential. I guess lower Starfall damage, maybe something like whichever is second does like 25% less damage

HELP GUYS, MY TEAM WON'T BELIEVE ME
I NEED YOU TO POST *THAT* WEBM

>>151367476
Double starfall only at night time

>>151367128

>team secret trashbag types through the tears

STUPID GRAPES

>>151366368
mirana

>>151366368
Great. The meta is great.

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>>151367512

>>151367476
>Moved Sentry Wards up in the shop menu
>Fixed an issue where Dust of Appearance could not be purchased in private lobbies

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So I just watched the EG vs EHOME series, and in game 1 I cant decide between if it was EG playing very good with picking up the dagoons or if EHOME simply fucked up too much.

Was a great game non the less.

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>they doubted PPD in game 1
>He pulls off one of the greatest comebacks in history

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>>151367512
Gotchu covered fampai

>6.88
>still no hero who's Aghs upgrade is perma true sight
>Aghs still not dropping upon death

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>>151367654
riki gets this aghs
will he become the ultimate meme

>>151367654
>Spend 4200 gold for the same effect as a 900 gold item
Yeah good idea fuccboi

>Ring of Aquila, the worst item in the game, went from BadMedallion to BadDrop

Reminder this item has been a bigger noob trap than Drums for YEARS.

>>151367640
>I'll get ultra aggressive with a cop and act like I have a weapon and then bring my hand around really quick giving the officer no time to react!

Jesus, this isn't even a nigger thing, you would just have to be genuinely fucking stupid to do this

>>151367640
black live matters?

>>151366815
who was poopy even shitposting with in those texts

i don't keep up with reddit shit

>>151367765

so its a nigger thing

>>151367514
Would never be picked up then. Unlike KotL or NS's Aghs, Double Starfall isn't as game changing if you can only use it half the time.

>>151367579
People don't always use invis to get close, once they get Blink they just blink in range and double starfall you.
>>151367607
EHOME could have gotten the throne when it was 3v5 instead of getting megas. I feel that was a mistake by them for sure, but EG played well and thought it out they could just Dagon people down with AA Ice Blast debuff and EBlade debuff.

High ground defense is kinda cancer when you have the right heroes. The only way to breach high ground with the heroes that are being played seems to be illusion spamming.

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okay so Artour managed to catch a digimon apparently

Last thing of the night before I tap out. We'll be back after esports tomorrow whether you like it or not.

So yeah name this abomination jesus these designs are getting worse

>>151367723
>he doesn't take enemy offlane tower by 5 minutes

>>151367778
Some /d2g/ bought Puppey's Facebook password off a hacksite for $0.70 and went on a shitposting spree. He pretended to leak messages with 1437 that probably never existed.

>>151367765
niggers feel the need to act like a "thug" to cops or risk looking like a bitch to the street.

it was either get blown away by the cop and hope you survive and look like a bitch to everyone in your neighborhood for the rest of your life.

>>151367089
the drama with rtz came from him saying that kuro acts like a nice guy but behind closed doors is a toxic asshole, and that everyone else on the team thinks so aswell. evidence shows that rtc was right in that regard

>>151367640
It was a joke my dude :^) LMAO! Reminder that all life matters, but black lives matter too.

This is seriously what black lives matter is trying to promote, black lives matter too. In case we forgot.

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>>151367557

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>>151367512

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>top 3 at TI three years in a row
>won TI5
>won DAC
>won countless other tournaments in between

It's time to admit that he's the greatest captain of all time.

>>151367816
The purpose was to Nerf it right? Well it got nerfed then if people don't pick it up anymore

>>151367869
the hell is this supposed to be

>>151367719
Those changes weren't meant for the same patch

>>151367891
>It's time to admit that he's the greatest captain of all time

But if I do he'll start being bad

PPD is only at his best when I'm doubting him

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Ohayou gozaimasu!!!!

Sugoi EG
Gambatte PPD chan~

>>151367947
>nothing to show
TOPKEK

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>>151367916
https://youtu.be/YLTjqRjqWIM

>Puppey really wants to reunite with Dendi but Dota fucked their relationship
NotLikeThis

>>151367891
>BUT MUH PUPPY MUH BEST OF 1 SERIES TI1 WIN

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>>151368020
Don't even want to click on any of that.

>>151366368
Drow

>>151366153
>posting that shit

Just watch the VOD. Here's the Twitch one for you memers wanting to see chat go nuts.

https://www twitch tv/dota2ti/v/82878048?t=4h16m30s

Lots of crowd chanting from both sides and at what point some banter from the Chinese. If you don't give a shit about the whole match (you should though), then watch from 05:26:50. One of the biggest fights ever seen occurs (8 buybacks expended + Aegis + Cheeses + Refreshers everywhere), the greatest hold of Dota 2 happens, and lastly one of the best all-in-mids we've ever seen yet.

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>>151367864
>>151367767
>>151367640
>>151367765
>>151367812
>>151367860
/pol/??
on MY /vg/?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D1MavvRTrk
Why the hell was this renamed from D I R E B O Y S?

>>151367925
Separately then,

Truesight Agh's would be fairly weak unless the enemy team drafts like dogshit.

All Agh's Scepters would need massive buffs to warrant the investment if they dropped on death. Rapier is essentially permanent DD on most 6-slotted heroes, and gem's cost is relatively low allowing lower positions to pick it up (counterbalanced by the cd). Agh's dropping on deatb would offer neither in the current state.

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>>151367410

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>EG doesn't play today
>don't have to risk going into cardiac arrest again

>>151368020
I don't fucking get it still, explain

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A quality draft is a status symbol. It reflects you worked hard for it, no money can buy it. You cannot borrow it, you cannot inherit it, you cannot steal it. You cannot hold onto it without constant work. It shows discipline, it shows self respect, it shows patience, work ethic and passion. That is why I do what I do.

-Peter Dager

>>151368240
Ebin /x/ memes

>>151367607
It was both. As an EG fan along with others who are used to EG's shit, game 1 was an expected loss. Fear on offlane and Universe safelane carry were big giveaways that this was a throwaway game. EHOME simply didn't keep their shit together late game and made too many mistake, and as a result they couldn't beat a kind-of-a-joke draft.

>>151367863
A guy who has never worked a day in his life complains about authority, more news at 11. Is your boss a toxic asshole as well when you don't do your job well and he's trying to get you in line? Arteezy is just a diva, no discipline

>>151368191
>only /pol/ hates niggers

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seems like matumba is the only hope left for the white people..

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>>151367557
DO NOT SPOOK HERE
THIS IS A SCARY FREE ZONE

Damn WR is such a trash hero
What's the best way to win with her?

>>151368225
that's the new mek effect iirc

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>Arteezy could have won TI7 if he just stayed on EG instead of team hopping

I wonder how shit he feels right now.

>>151368040
puppey is a washed up shitter.

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>>151368353
Blink dagger into getting fucking carried
Literally only good for follow up 4 second stuns, like a really bad Mirana.

>>151368365
>if he just stayed on EG
No, EG would be shit with him.

EG has found their perfect dynamic, and it's Sumail + Fear on the main cores.

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>>151368232
Same here. There needs to be a health warning like there is for pills and alcohol about eating burgers and watching EG.

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>>151368353
Damn Lina is such a trash hero
What's the best way to win with her?

>>151368353

Invoker, the GoodWindrunner
Or
Drow, the UsefulAgiWindrunner

>>151368353
Have a competent slardar as a teamate.

>>151368353
just play her dozen games straight, forced 50 will grant you one win at some point

>>151368463
But I need to finish the goypedum quest

>>151368439
rtz could actually be the best, but his ego is holding him back. EE's stupid "YOU have to be the play maker" mentality corrupted him.

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>>151368191
Tip: The handgun is actually much better because it's more accurate (for headshots and shielded cops) and can reliably shoot through police cars. The rifle's primary use is actually a glitch that lets you shoot through the floor when aiming straight down.

Do not try to destroy the police cars, as the game will only respawn them if there isn't one on that side of the house.

Grenades basically become worthless once the snowstorm kicks in, use rockets to take out large groups from there.

Finally, taking out the helicopter is almost never worth it. It takes too much damage to kill and is extremely dangerout to show against. Just avoid the half it's on and rifle down any units it drops as they walk down from the roof, and they can't retaliate until their gun is inside, but you can still shoot their feet.

>Either DC or TnC will be in Top 6
Explain this, Dota turds

>>151368353
>go to rosh pit
>get killed a lot by rosh

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Post&rate your lowest winrate champions

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How scrappy will DC vs. TNC be?
I really wish I could decide whp to root for.

>>151366134
>that shit talking
>that seriousness at the same time
>those personalities
truly amazing

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>4 to 6 DC games today

based hope he plays alchemist

Puppey IS better than PPD though

if he had a team that wasn't shit, he would crush everyone including EG, have you faggots forgotten Shanghai?

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Anyone else just get that occasional game that just has horrid fps? i normally get around 150-200 in the first 30 minutes but some games everything just goes haywire and it's more like 40-50... i don't think it's just me either because there's usually at least 1 person that will pause and reconnect when this goes down.

Has anyone narrowed down what the one thing in common was between all the games? Maybe a certain hero interaction, item purchase, or even number of trees cut down? I really wouldn't know.

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How many undeserving Secret players do you think will be in the All-Star match?

>>151368735
1

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>>151368592
Here is my winrates

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>>151368556
>2 memedrafting teams will be top 4

>>151367607
EHOME throw the game. Basically they could have pushed for victory instead of roshan when their carry full slotted. Itemization is better on EG side. Dagon is actually good pick against shiva + armor up timbersaw and it actually work really well with full magic damage mirana. Zai went for dagon probably when he realize he could combo it with mirana and 1 shot anyone. PPD just follow along because there's not many item he can get that change the flow of the game.

>>151368735
Puppey is guaranteed a spot no matter what due to being a museum piece from past TIs

>>151367176
Everybody stopped caring about Secret after they lost quickly. OG was the most recent upset which was more relevant and hilarious.

Currently we've seemed to reach some Dota purity zen after the EG vs EHOME series. USA chanting aside, everybody looks happy with the outcome. It's hard to argue or shitpost against witnessing some of the best Dota displayed.

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>wake up
>check vod
>those EG EHOME matches
I'm fucking euphoric right now
that game 1 was LEGENDARY

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>>151368735
>Puppey again
>Dendi again
>Arteezy again
>Iceiceice again

>Ppd or Zai never

>>151366368
JIMMY

>4 random Pinoys Demon dug out of the ground will literally place higher than OG

How can anything top this in terms of slam dunking a shit fanbase (Backstabby NoBrains) and being fucking hilarious?

>>151368880
>PPD just follow along because there's not many item he can get that change the flow of the game.
His Dagon won them the game, I shit you not. They triple Dagon'd a BM with no buyback, ppd's being the last one they needed to finish him off. BM's aura and no more minion spamming helped EG have an easier time to defend until Universe spawning scared off EHOME.

It's physically impossible to hate ppd

>>151368936
saw it live, when EHOME took diebacks and EG were pushing up to end my heart was pounding like the first time i had sex

by the time the rapier came out i was almost catatonic

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*coughcough* p-please d2g no team wants me anymore *cough* only thing that will save me *cough* now is (you)s, d2g please *cough*

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>>151369114

Stop running so fast all the time and maybe your health won't be so trash

>>151369114
2hard4rtard LUL

@151369114
I would rather give a pity (You) to N0tail because he can at least recognize when he threw the game.

>play WK
>get kited into oblivion and die
>75% move slow let's team kill entire enemy team who blew everything on me to keep me from doing anything
>resurect and "kill secure" the stragglers

>>151369114
dont worry every team will want you after theeban leaked the shit to make you look good

>>151368706
Puppey is an old relic of TI3 past. He's no longer good. He rely on his teammate to carry his retarded ass to vicotry.

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>>151368936
>that moment when "Let's go EG" started
>China responds with a louder "EHOME" cutting off the EG chant
>mfw USA USA USA echoes throughout the arena, Chinese's audience BTFO
>mfw that game winning fight immediately afterwards

What if EG was the anime team all along?

>>151369273
That's why we build blademail and mjollnir

>TI4 - EG 3rd place
>TI5 - EG 1st place
>TI6 - EG __

>>151369329
he literally won a major by himself becuase no one knew how to counter his jungling axe

?

>>151369394
2nd

china will win this year like it has always been

>yfw 2 SEA teams win tomorrow

murica and yurop unite. stop the seamonkeys.

>>151369387
I went blademail but most of the damage was magical or non auto attack physical damage. Death Prophet is a fucking bitch to fight when blademail is on cool down I'll tell you that much.

>>151369418
Space made by w33ha and Misery. Arteezy needs space to be made for him, and Bulba isn't the most reliable at that.

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What if a SEA team won TI?

TNC vs. DC is going to be an absolute shitshow.

>>151369452

DC have a good chance against TnC, but Fnatic will get drowned by Liquid.

>play BH
>win lanes, ward and force feed gold for your retarded team
>win

great game dotards

>>151369394
>>151369429
China should win for the scene, but we need to see how Wings matches up vs EG. EG fucking broke EHOME, so game 2 is a wash.

How does it feel knowing EG is going to win again?

>secret lost

uhhhh, dotards?

>>151369616
>meme team lost
Expected of them, especially with EE's performance. I still love the guy.

>>151369429

Honestly china winning is the best case scenario for everyone in the dota scene.

If SEA win then pinoys will start to think theyre hot shit and become even more cancerous in pubs
If NA win they become even more cancerous, and 2/3rds of /d2g/ is American so you can imagine what the drop in quality will be,
If EU win then the eu vs NA debate will just get more fuel and ruin more threads

China is the only scene that knows how to compose themselves and know how not to act like cancerous faggots

>>151369539
Universe said in the interview they don't know how to prepare for Wings.

ppd might face his greatest challenge yet.

>>151369616

Probably kick EE and keep RTZ.

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Post yfw through the power of pure friendship, Jimmy topples DC and EHOME then gets tenderly laid to rest by 5 HOTD MVP after a 90-minute game 3

>biggest lan in history of esport
>they have all the money and time in the world

>BEST OF ONE GAMES

lmao doturds how can you put up with valves shit lmao

even barcelona can lose in a bo1 to my local team

>OG lost to pinoy team

explain this dotards

>>151369696
I think beating a Aghs Refresher Warlock in a real game was a good start. I am honestly expecting this hero to dominate the drafts for the next series just because he seems to always get to midas->Aghs and sometimes Refresher

>>151369673
>If SEA win then pinoys will start to think theyre hot shit and become even more cancerous in pubs

Not like they can get worse. They have always been like this.

>If EU win then the eu vs NA debate will just get more fuel and ruin more threads
You mean BINNLAND. May Clan_Iraq have mercy on these threads if BINNLAND somehow manages to win it.

>>151369696
you retarded?
of course ppd knows but you don't want them knowing that you know.

>>151369696
Thought EHOME was the only team to be worried about for EG, but I guess you're right, considering Wings as an underdog with high potential.
>>151369806
Jimmy Dota.
And 322 + 3145 gameplay.

>>151369673
Xhan go back to your rice farm

>>151369790
>Don't have BO1 for the first LB game
>Teams jack off in group phase and do fuckall while memedrafting for compendium predictions
It's better this way.

>>151369706
How about kick EE and Puppey and have w33 and Misery back?
I think Puppey out is fine enough, I trust in EE's drafts. Without those two, they're playing blind draft-wise.

>>151369790
Three days of Bo2s leading up to the Bo1s
Surprised I didn't see some OG fans saying main event should be Bo5 with a Bo7 finals.

>>151369616
They looked like they were having internal issues AGAIN

OG may have gone out too but their "team up with people you can actually fucking work with" strategy is something maybe Secret could take a look at

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>>151369745

MVP vs TnC is gonna be a close one. They know each others playstyle.

How the fuck is it not Ehome against Liquid?

post all star match predictions

>>151369928
But still lost to pinoy team lmao. EG is gonna win this again.

>>151369071
>first time i had sex
please elaborate

>>151369959
China vs Memes

>>151369916
turns out misery is a better drafter/captain though than those two put together

>>151369962

To be fair, game 1 TnC knows how to counter drow strat + medusa so well. Wings tried that shit and they got demolished. Game 2 was just miracle playing absolutely shit.

>>151369959
20 vs 20

sumail introduces pitlord

>>151369948
beats me. The arrangement is very confusing. Well, i guess liquid gonna have easier time with team that only pick PA to win,

>>151369959
is it today?

>6k NA = 9k EU

Dotards?

>>151369959
rtz kills himself on stage
Clement laughs in response

>EE and RTZ out early

Do we finally have undeniable proof that anime makes you worse at Dota?

>>151370091
7k NA = 9k EU
You're thinking of 6k SEA, which Jimmy proved.

>TnC vs DC7h 46m

fml. i cant fall asleep, any advice?

>>151370019
20v20 would be so shitty.

>>151369959
>10 v 10
>kaci picks fans to play with pros
>picks 1 guy in pudge suit
>turns out to be dendi

screen cap this post

>>151370146
take a walk outside

>>151370016
I think he's just tired of carrying N0tail's ass on game 2. He always end up pushing alone while n0tail farming 24/7 in the backline.

so who do you think is swithcing ot offlane

RTZ or Envy?

thye hate to make room for Miracle somehow and not even them are deluded so much to think they are better and he should adapt to them

It's happening again, damnit. A TI of lackluster performances ending with EG winning against some inexperienced chinese teams.

MAKE IT STOP I WANT A HYPE TI AGAIN

>>151370193

You can tell the moment the chrono landed on to IO and tiny is where he gave up and just auto-attacked the venge.

what if dota had as many teams as csgo has?

>>151370262
they're replacing ee with matumbaman

>>151370262
envy is reactive player. His lore is probably canon fodder carry or defensive support RTZ is farming monster, his only role is to farm and hope they win at 30mins and above.

>>151369673
After the SumaiL incident with China?

>>151369498
Is demon+4 na or sea?

>>151370280
>inexperience
I think they are shaken from game 1 and it's shown in game 2.
Iceiceice played super sloppy and feed too much early in the game.
Axe had to second guess his blink and call that cause universe to open on them first.
That and Sumail insane farming with good items(no linken shit or some retarded n0tail build) close the game

yuros waking up to a nightmare

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>>151370146
>tfw Ausfag
>almost become nocturnal to watch TI live

>>151370431

I dont see what youre talking about.
The sumail incident was just Sumail telling chinese players to go kill themselves, etc, its only natural that they'd hate him.
Acting cancerous in pubs isnt actually a common thing in china.

Poor china never even got a chance for revenge because they never played a chinese team in shanghai

>>151370280
EHOME is still good, they just got extremely tilted after losing the impossible to lose game.

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Can you think of any other player that got carried as much as this awful piece of shit with bitch tits?

I mean, he won two majors off the back of his team, I don't think there has been a leech this big since whoever was sub on Jordan's Bulls.

Lucky guy, gotta give it to him, he memed his way to the money. It's the only time I've seen a carry player getting carried on every single relevant game. Truly mind boggling.

>>151370581
b-but liquid.

Yuro here, i am glad that Alliance and Secret are out. They are the most boring teams i have ever watched.

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>>151369027

>>151370581
Indeed.

I will stop watching TI forever if EG wins again. I will not stomach this disgrace repeated. Where's the hype rivalries and epic finals matches? Another chinks vs EG is unacceptable, regardless of result. It's now been 3 TI's since we had a grand finals actually go to 5 games. What the fuck man.

>>151370487
sea

>>151370487
eu

>>151370735
you should be grateful there's still western force that can still stand against communist. Otherwise, you will be forced to watch ching chong vs ping pong every year you fucking cuck!!!

>>151370395
that could only happen after the Doturd Fight Night PPV KKY vs PPY

also on the card:
Fly vs Qojqva
RLewis vs Loda 2
Ritsu vs Beesa
Godz vs Thorin
Kotlguy vs T1000

>>151370735
Blame C9 and EG throwing to VG at TI4, leaving VG to keep trying to memepush a team that will not throw.

and then at TI5, it was just CDEC being too inexperienced to match up against EG with prep time.

>>151370487
North America

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What are the odds Flips will win against DC

>tfw I'm happy with either outcome of TNC vs DC

I wish both teams could win :(

>>151370959
100%

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>esports starts at 2am
>need to go out at 8am

>>151370682
He really doesn't deserve his team, his decision making is awful and crumbles without space from his team.

He should get kicked, but OG are still pulling that 'le power of friendship xD' meme.

Won't matter anyway after EG wins TI6 and winning 2 Majors in comparison doesn't really hold any weight compared to two TIs.

>>151370959
0%. I saw their games against OG. They have a lot of lucky moments. Their luck has run out now.

>>151366368
Starfall

they should just abort thing abomination of a tournament there is not a single team left that deserves to win

>>151371127
they should abort u

it's either going to be EG vs wings or EG vs Ehome grand final, judging by the other teams, these three are on another level.

either way EG WILL be in the finale.

but will they win?

>>151371127
>TNC does not deserve to go all the way
I don't care if you are a Euro/American and hate the opposite, you CANNOT be rooting against TNC at this point

>>151371183
Probably, yea.

Eg will not even be in the final lmfao

>>151370998
I really like reso and hope he will succeed.

at this point, international makes everyone so much money that it's okay to end in the middle somewhere

>>151371183
They cannot be beaten, PPD is a masterdrafter, Fear is fully operational, Universe's heroes never get banned, Sumail has all the world's adderall supply, it's over already.

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/d2g/ I am approaching my 2k hours played, and I realised that it's about 83 fucking days of an unstoppable dota playing, that is more than a month of my life. I enjoyed dota but holy shit those numbers are scary and I am only 3k. How bad I am?

Also, post your play time and MMR.

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>plays literally zero competitive dota for a year
>comes back
>still plays better than most pros

Is Zai special or can most pros stay sharp after taking a long haitus?

>>151371050
>He should get kicked, but OG are still pulling that 'le power of friendship xD' meme.

What friendship? BigShitty HoneyLans has backstabbed multiple players on several teams. One of them a "friend" he'd had for almost a decade for sheckels. He's more jew than fly but absolutely more shit at the game.

>>151370682
How many times are you going to post that? You really got nothing better to do?

you know realizing that these other tournaments really are honeypots makes them way less exciting now.

how can we fix this?

>>151371302
They should have drug tests honestly

>>151371183
If it end up with ehome vs wings, i would shitpost in d2g thread from dawn to dusk.

>EG will win 2x TI first time ever.
I can't imagine how bad these threads will be
They were already shittiest they've been since EG won one

>>151371374
spread the TI money across the 2 majors and TI

>>151371374
Majors are now All Random

>>151371378

brb taking adderall so that i can get on a team for ti7

>>151371307

2.8k hours
5.1k mmr

i only played like 210 ranked games last one like 3 months ago, with about 65% winrate, i am too competitive and it makes me mad how bad everyone is so i just play unranked and feed if the game is bad

>>151371302
you forgot zai

I just woke up and just catched the replays and god fucking damn, EG EHOME g1 is so fucking hype.

best TI and we're still halfway through. feels good to be a doturd!

>>151371365

are you upset my reddit friend?

>>151371504
without zai they wouldn't be so dominant desu. he's a goddamn genius

I'm european and I'm rooting for EG desu. Fuck these chinks

>>151371307
Exactly 1k hours. 2.5k Solo and 2.7k Party, and I main support. It's a painful life.

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>>151371387
Patriotism is the dumbest thing so of course the U.S. embraces it the most.

>my country is the best because I was born in it and other people from there have done great things even though I haven't myself

>>151371548
kill yourself familia

>>151370959

I wish TI was as noisy as the peenoise. I miss the gg chants man.

>>151371589
you can still root for Liquid senpaitachi

>NA vs China has become more hype than NA vs EU

Those Chink fans finally stepped up.

>>151371331
>oh look teammate is in trouble
>press w
>"SUCH SKILL!" "OH LORD ZAI IS THE BEST!!"

>>151371548
>post boring pasta
>someone asks when it will end
>call them reddit

looks like you've got a good thing going on with your life

>>151371504
I always do, he's the most forgettable one.

>>151371646
fuck kuro that slimy snake

>>151371331
he still young and he's really talented. he might or might not have peaked yet, who knows? but we all know that he's going to stick around the horizon for more years to come.

Femanon here, who am I rooting for?

>committ everything including all your buybacks to get mega creeps
>lose

I don't know if this or 'getting more lanes of racks when you can just finish the game' is the mistake I see the most.

>>151371665
make a team for TI, EG got through open qualifiers, so you should as well

>>151371697
calm down puppey you were the problem all along.

>>151371665

go back to sleep rtz, it's 3am over there.

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>>151371695
>>151371632

>I don't know how to filter posts/images MD5

Yeah pretty sure it's reddit central in here. Why don't you fuck off? Some post somewhere is missing upboats!

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luckiest team in TI so far.

>>151371378
No they shouldn't, that's what makes mid players such extravagant and flashy players. There is nothing wrong with having a designated addydaddy, it's not like the carry or supports benefit from being out of their minds.

>>151371703
my dick

am I shadowbanned

>>151371374
This, nothing matters but TI. You can play as dogshit as you want as long as you do good in TI. This makes everything outside of TI including Majors irrelevant, and difference between 1st and 2nd place is massive, more than 2 times.

>>151371405
Do this in a way of setting a cap on how big TI prize pool can get, and redistribute rest of it to majors so they matter. This will not only make majors relevant, but will get rid of possible TI bubble pop, I bet that Valve really regrets making this crowdfunding thing in a first place.

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Is he the only good Clinton?

Can anyone explain the drama between kuroky and Puppey? I read the texts but I don't understand what Kuroky exactly did.

EG ARE YOUR GRAND CHAMPIONS. NOT SOMEONE ELSE'S, BUT YOUR GRAND CHAMPIONS, AND THEY WILL CONTINUE BEING SO

>>151371838
Sure, with regards to prize pool money but if you suck 11 months a year and are only good 1 month a year you are still a shit team

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>>151371665
>it's another 'I'm just as good as the pros!' episode on d2g.

>>151371795

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