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>All the other dedicated healer supports blow fucking ass

>Lucio is S tier

Perhaps there is a correlation.

tracer

Hoona Goon

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D.Va!

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>>151375253
>>151375196
D.Va in the OP!

> have opened 23 summer crates
> less than 11 new summer things

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING DUPES HOLY SHIT

NOT EVEN A LEGENDARY

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BLUEBERRY

>start competitive
>hero select never comes up just hangs on the welcome to ___ screen
>try practice - it works
>try quick play - it works
>try viewing characters in gallery - it works
>competitive still doesnt
>uninstall and reinstall the game
>still doesnt

literally what the fuck

>>151375232
Sweet thanks.
Just more things to help round me out; also that helps for my Zarya as well.

What changes would have to be made so Winston isn't just the Genji checking character? I feel like outside of tournaments he will never be picked over Dva.

There's nothing more satisfying thing than pinning an ulting genji

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I want to lick Mei’s feet.

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Post healslut

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Pffffft, americans...

>>151375397
Make his shield stronger or lower its cd

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How do I git gud at Tracer?

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>>151375404

Anyone have a blank checklist? I want to display my god fucking awful luck.

>>151375463
I dont have any pictures of you though

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>>151375520

>>151375250
>>151375253
>>151375306
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>>151375424
>>151375463
>>151375465
garbage posts

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Will she be playable soon senpai?

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>It's another "The only healer is Ana and you have to go Support to pick up the slack" episode

Have they said where people will start at in Season 2? Will they keep the same rank they finished the previous season at, or will everyone go through a fresh set of placements to try their luck at seeing if they're good enough for a higher starting mark?

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>>151375573
>not loading first
>not instapicking Zarya
>not Ogoning po Gotovnosti

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>>151375343
Don't sexualize the french qt pls.

>>151375474

>10 seconds from 13 (or the beta shield cd)
>1000 health from 600
>Maybe make his ultimate better or charge faster

All he would really need. It's dumb that the tank can't really tank things.

>>151375607
New placement matches new sr new start

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>be D.Va at <100 hp
>get nanoboosted
>no heals coming

Why is 90% of Anas so fucking shit?

13 hours of Junkrat and I still don't have the Cute Spray. Any easy way to get it?

>>151375397
10% dmg boost maybe, or some kind of added utility.
Or shield buff/rework
I would love it if he had two shields with half the health of the current one. They could run on seperate cooldowns and would allow him to be more dynamic on the field.

If I see even a single defense character an attack map I'm just going to leave then and there.

>>151375740
Why?

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>>151375562
liek i give a shet

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>people changing character with less than minute left
>not even the fast moving ones

Why even fucking bother now?

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>>151375569
When Widow is done playing with her.

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>>151375774
>>151375740
cause he only plays what's popular if it's not popular it must be shit right?

>>151375784
Hi

>>151375740
What about if you see an attack hero on defense? Do you fly into an autismic rage?

>>151375703

10% of 55 dps is less than 5 cumulative damage per second. It's insignificant because of the way he does damage.

10% of each individual unit of damage he deals don't even come out to whole numbers.

>>151375696
Garbagerodent is my most played character and I can tell you that you're just going to have to learn how to better position yourself above the objective to get it.

It really depends on who you're playing against and being lucky enough to have them stack up together closely. Payloads would be the best spot but again you need to use your mine to jump up above it to utilize it the best. That way they can't destroy it before it hits them.

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>>151375569
>pants with holes

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>>151375854
>welp guess we're losing :(
>guess i'll get in some widow practice!

>>151375774
Because I'm tired of losing games because people choose characters like Hanzo and Mei when we don't have any tanks or healers.

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>>151375538
Thanks.

Here this shit it.

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>>151373835
>Winston tank out Widowmaker, Reaper and fucking grenades
>Die two hits in from Reaper in game

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>>151375879
what do you want? more D.Va pics?

>>151375980
Fuck I'm retarded. Blue squares are want.

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>>151375879
Hi Anon! ;)

>>151376047
I hate this guy's art

>>151375784
>>151375860
>>151375879
>>151376047
>>151376071
more garbage posts

>>151376047
I-i just wanted to say hi

>>151376071
Hi!

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This makes me sad, and I'm not even a mercy main

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>rank 75 and rank 41 queuing together
>have to wait to dodge the queue because losing against them costs a rank

Even if I get put with them and win, I don't like coinflips that decide whether I get a rank or not

how the fuck did i ever hit anything before i lowered my sensitivity to 10 and turned off acceleration

>>151376158

Instead of making the good half of the cast shit why don't we make the bad half of the cast not shit.

>last point defend payload
>that one nigger still on torb
>that Korean 76 saving ult for next match

Solo queue in this game is fucking torture. Feel like it's hardly worth it without 3 people, otherwise its just playing roulette between "who can get the least retards"

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>>151376158

>>151376243
You mean actually balance the game properly? What is this blasphemy I hear?

>>151375882
Attack heroes are better at defending than defense heroes.

Defense heroes are the weakest in the game

>>151375896
Killing 10% faster than he already does would still be pretty strong. If you buff it too much he will hard counter every hero besides tanks and reaper.

And he does 60 dps, not 55. It takes him three and a third seconds to kill a 200 hp hero from full health. A 10% damage buff would shave about a third of a second off that. Anything more substantial and hed be damn strong

>>151376243
Because blizzard doesn't understand that the concept of defense heroes doesn't work
they don't want to give them dps so they're inferior to dps heroes in every single way

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high quality d.va post!

>40 boxes
>only skin is trash tier torb

>>151376209
10? How the fuck do you hit people who get behind you? do you have endless mousepad room?

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
I CAN'T WIN GAMES ANYMORE
i've gone down from 61 to 54 on something like a 15 game losing streak
no matter what i fucking pick, it's never enough
if i pick dps, i'm the only one on the team
if i pick tank, i'm the only one on the team
if i pick support, i'm the only one on the team and nobody my team can fucking do damage to save their lives
what the fuck do i do
horrible team comp no matter what the fuck i do
am i doomed forever

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>Tracer when blinking: "WEEEEE!!!"
Is there anything more adorable?

>>151376426
i just crank the dps up temporarily

>>151376431
Her crying as I cum down her throat

is it possible for your guaranteed legendary to be coins?

>>151376408
>generic anime "art"
>high quality

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bad luck continues

>>151376428
Keep playing and embrace the tilt. If you stop that means they've won and you're shit.

>>151376431
>Is there anything more adorable?

When D.va says Annyeong~

not dps
dpi
sorry

>>151376395
>they don't want to give them dps
>Bastion
>Junkrat
>Symmetra
>Toblerone
Yes anon, DPS is what defense really lacks.

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What I've gotten from ~40 ish boxes. Pretty lucky desu, but all I want is American McCree.

>>151376371

Oversheet has it at 54 but yeah if he dealt about 65-70 DPS he could secure three seconds kills against targets not being healed or unarmored.

Those last two parts give me more shit than anything else. It's the reason why lucio takes an absurd amount of time to kill.

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>finally get a Rio skin
>it's Zarya

>>151375694
Because the only people who play her are shitters who would be playing hanzo if she hadn't been released. Anyone with a basic understanding of the game, let alone supporting, knows that reliable healing trumps her crapshoot any day of the week. And that's on top of her healing requiring her full attention unlike the other three healers.

>>151376243
Because powercreeping is annoying.
I'd rather weaken the strong characters then power up the weak ones.

All defense heroes are in an awkward spot for example.
Symmetra turrets die too easily, bastion and torb are too static.
Junkrat would see play, honestly, if the offensive cast weren't so strong.
Same for Widow basically.
Hanzo is doomed from the design viewpoint imo.

>>151376551
GET THE FUCK OUT CHECK YOUR LUCK PRIVILEGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

t. >>151376484

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>2 days long losing streak and counting

I guess i can be happy it's fucking quick play.

>>151376660
nobody to blame but yourself

>>151376574
Yeah i wish he was less situational, i want him to get more utility

>>151376431
>Tracer when blinking off the map: "WEE-AAuuaaaah!"

>>151376408
Is it worth it to melee on dva when your boosting on someone? I see some streamers do it but it seems like just shooting would be faster. although I often have reapers just float away from me after getting to 1 hp so I know I'm doing something wrong.

>>151376491
i'm just desperately scratching my head to figure out what the FUCK IS HAPPENING
up until even a week ago i'd be up and down no problem
but now it's just a fucking nosedive in quality
this can't be my fault
people are just fucking allergic to the point

I don't like this game any more.

Actually, the game is fine.
It's the fucking playerbase I've had enough of.

Bunch of fucking retarded little Dunning-Krueger salty faggots.

>end of round
>one person on our team insults another person on our team, often for no good fucking reason, just to be a faggot
>person who was insulted throws the next round because he is a faggot
>happens whether we win or lose

>winning
>somebody on our team will boast about their gold medals, mocking everybody else, just to be a stupid fucking faggot
>somebody will argue with him about it
>they both argue to the point that they are typing more than playing, or until one of them gets mad and throws the game

>lose a close game
>people immediately start assigning blame

>join a game
>two players on my team immediately try to tell the rest of us how the other cost them the last game and start arguing in the player select screen

>>151376720
It's literally a free melee hit

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>>151376047
What we want are others like this. Give everyone custom mechs and tight suits.

>>151376720
>Is it worth it to melee on dva when your boosting on someone?
If they on low health - yes. They fly away, and it's funny.
Also looks sik on POTG's.

>>151376791
>just finished shitting all over a shimada brother duo as winston
>get potg
>guy complains about my aim and then calls me out for picking the "nigger character"
the amount of salt people get in this game is unbelievable

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>>151376431
Pretty much everything that Mei does.

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can someone get the reddit herd to fix this issue thanks guys

>>151376712

His shield and ult will be addressed long before his damage will be.

If his shield could actually survive for more than two seconds upon placement and his ultimate wasn't garbage then he would be picked more.

I liked a suggestion about making the knockback stronger when chimping out and making the ult charge faster.

If Winston flung people HARD when he smacked them then he would be immensely more disruptive which is the whole point of his ult, doubly so if he could do it more often.

>>151376751
Are you solo only? It is a 6 player team game. Look at any high ranked streamer, they always are in groups of 3 at least and they are actually good at the game. Imagine how much has to go right for people who suck at it and are solo queue. As long as you keep playing and you actually belong in a higher rank, you'll get back eventually. Finding a party to climb with will make it faster though.

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>got both new tracer skins
>don't even like or play her

>drop nihon genji
I didn't even want it

>>151375397
Winston should be able to pick up teammates and carry them around.

Do you know how good a reaper would be riding on the back of a winston?

>>151376820
Ok so I am just retarded. Only my 4th day but I probably should've asked that earlier. No wonder my dva looks so shitty compared to those in 65+

>>151376973

>Got burger McCree second crate
>Don't give a shit because FtH salt ruined the character for me

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>>151375980
Legendaries have a high drop rate, now epics..

>>151376863
Did you report him so he could enjoy being muted?

>>151376408
>erect nipples
>no cameltoe

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>6(SIX)th Champion Zarya

CAN'T WAKE UP

>>151376909
What am I looking at?

>>151376791
Just mute chat and stay out of the voice chat. It won't stop people from acting like angry children but it's much more peaceful.

>>151377090
nah, i call them gooks immediately afterwards so my report would probably be void or backfire on me
next time tho

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>>151376494
Dva has the cutest hellos in the game

I wave to every player as Dva to raise team morale, and wave to Dvas to get them to say hello back

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>>151376863

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>have my best tracer game ever
>my best OW game ever
>koth game with 89% kill participation
>get a triple kill with my ult
>f-finally my first potg!
>PLAY OF THE GAME
>its a mercy healing someone and then ulting to revive 2 guys
tfw I will never ever get a potg

at least it was still my best game to date

>>151377228
I want to do this, but on the extremely rare occasion somebody actually uses it to communicate properly, it's been very useful.

>>151377151
i haven't even seen any pics of d.va with cameltoe

>>151377256
see >>151377231

>>151377232
;)

>rank 67
>getting 58s on my team
what is this matchmaking? am i queuing at the wrong time or something?

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>>151377232
I do this too. Even if I'm tilting or in a bad mood, hearing dva and tracer hellos is an instant ticket back to happiness. I can't not smile when I hear it.

>>151376494
Am I the only one who can't hear that when she says it? It just sounds like she's rolling the "L" in hello like "hell-lyo!"

How to git gud?

>>151376431
her death cry

>>151377462
If you lose, blame everybody else on your team.
That's how all the guys who tell me they're really good at the game seem to play,

>>151377326
>tfw had several great moments in a game, not even using ult
>POTG goes to Junkrat and his bloody tire
I don't really mind but I have sweet new Summer Games intro, I want to see it more often.

>>151377232
>>151377459
how do i git gud at dva

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>>151376863
The guy is actually right, you know. Unless you're totally tryharding or you're a complete scrub who can't aim. Playing any tank is absolutely pathetic.

Sometimes I'll pick a tank because I just want free wins too, but I realizing what I'm doing and I never boast about it afterwards.

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tfw i've gone for literally days without playing my favorite map, king's row

Please blizzard stop giving me temple of shit and hamamura

>>151377232
But I have it set to Japanese audio so she says "Doumo!" instead. Or sometimes something sounding like "Nya-ha!"

>>151376931
yeah i'm solo queuing.
what this guy>>151376791
is saying has applied to every single game, people just flinging shit immediately and the entire team falls apart as soon as the game starts.
it's just been every fucking game non-stop, it's relentless and i don't understand why the fuck this is happening
i've tried to be positive in chat, it never works
it's like suddenly everyone's reverted to quickplay levels of not even caring about the objective
i've just lost another fucking game, getting close to 53
i don't know people to play with...

>>151376465
That would be pretty adorable.

>>151376863
>winston potg
Those are a thing? I swear his are rarer than anas.

>>151377530
>>151377326
I hope they just re-work the potg system, its so bad. Its not as bad as when every play was a torb turret, but now its still just some shitter pressing Q at the right time.

I doubt it would be hard to scan for 3+ solo kills without the use of an ultimate, before moving onto QotG plays.

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>>151377554
Spend some time living in Busan. Sample street toast, check out the fish market, and see if my Taiko no Tatsujin high scores are still up at the arcade there.

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Consider this:
You can leave games in hero select without a penalty

This means if you have an ana on your team who doesnt pick zen you can save 15 minutes and MMR

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>>151377213
Genji's shuriken/sword effect colors don't change to match his epic skins (blue for carbon fiber, yellow for chrome, and red for nihon). Doesn't sound like much but it's actually pretty irritating to look at if you play a lot of Genji.

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>>151375854
>both teams at 99%
>I switch to Lucio
>teammate gets mad at me because we already have a Mercy

>>151377649
i bumped 3 people of the map with my ult

>>151377554
Press F1 while hovering her. You are now a dva player.

>>151377696
Consider suicide

>>151377582
Either you are falling back to where you actually belong, or your on a really bad streak. Only way to know is keep playing.

>>151377782
found the rank 40 ana main LUL

>>151377705
>I pick a second support like Zen
>first support Mercy switches
ok, I didn't want a good composition anyways

>>151375854
Every Snipershitter ever.

>>151377705
>People who come up with every excuse to not run 2 tanks 2 support

>>151377696
No comp games would ever get started then
You can already do that in quickplay anyways

>>151377559
it was a comp game
why would i not want to win
the shitters wouldn't switch so i kept going after them

>>151377696
If this is true, this changes fucking everything. Eat shit torbjorn attack player. Go ruin someone else's day

dubs picks my new battletag

>>151377554
Do stuff like this

https://jii.moe/VkbhDqzt-.webm

>>151377798
i don't see how i could be falling "back", i've never been this low before
the entire season i've been in the very high 50's to mid 60's
then over the last few days i just haven't had a good team comp to save my fucking life
i even thought i could stop this by just playing lucio the last six or so games, but it doesn't work, teams are just allergic to the objective
i've had games with gold objective time of like 10 seconds, literally nobody else had ever touched it

>>151377326
Only way you are going to get PotG with Tracer is multi kills, Either your bomb or managing to finish off several heroes who are low really fast.

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What key do you rebind Discord Orb to? For an ability like this that you want to be spamming often, E is very clumsy.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if people (especially in comp) are scripting it so that their computer is just automatically mashing E nonstop, automatically sending out the Discord Orb the very second that an enemy reveals themselves.

>>151377843
Every fucking time this even happens in comp to me at 60+ ranks
>go Zen when we have lucio / mercy
>other healer switches off
>ask them to go back
>no one healer is fine
>have to go lucio myself to then have enough heals for the whole team
aaaaaaa

>>151377835
>LUL
you must be 18 or older to use this site

>>151378073
DarkReaperSouls13

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>Want to spend my days off spam playing this game so I can prestige before the event ends for super easy boxes
>My wife has appointments on my days off so I can't play because I need to take her and keep an eye on my son.

Should have stayed a NEET...

>>151378075
>white rabbit
my nigga

also, did that pharah try to kill himself?

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>>151369380

Yes,

https://a.pomf.cat/dvyxfy.webm

The song is OST 18 Sorrow.

>>151378075
That was stupid of the pharah

Wow I just learned that killer whales (orcas) are actually a type of dolphin. It's really blowing my mind right now.

Oh, uh, and I hope they add a dolphin hero or something. That would be neat.

>>151378078
Think of it this way. Your on a horrible streak right now, what if that's just the game balancing out after an incredible lucky streak where you got carried or strong teams every 2 out of 3 games. Then it would just be you returning to where you belong, even if you were higher for a while. Not saying that's what's happening, everyone gets tilted and loses 5 ranks out of nowhere. You really are going to have to just deal with being a solo player in a team objective game. Sometimes it's just gonna be impossible to win unless you can play Mccree like a top 500 player.

>>151378163
is it weird that i get turned off by genderswap?

should i but it ain't me s76? if i buy it i'll for sure get it in my next crate that shit always happens

>>151375943
>>151375854
I once won a game by changing into Widow in the last minute and murdering half the defenders on the second point of Hanamura. I believe that was the only time I picked her at all though.

>>151377702
They should do the first two but they have a good excuse for not giving it red particle effects. That's a very important visual cue in the game representing an enemy player.

>>151378104

Many Zens rebind it to rightclick.

I doubt anyone is dumb enough to try and make a script for it.

>>151378104
That would be stupid because it would never stay on anyone long enough to matter. It's really not that hard, just press e in the general direction of someone and off it goes. I bind my Harmony orb to a mouse button though and it feels great.

>>151378295
Not at all. They're usually shitty and miss the original character's personality completely.

>>151378163
Your wife's son and her can go to her appointments without you though

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Reminder that Tracer a qt

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>>151378295

>>151378283

And sometimes, not even beinga top500 McCree will save you as you get vacuumed into random Reinhardt charges.

Random Reinhardt charges wins games.

>4 games with leavers in a row

im being outplayed so hard right now hoo boy

What does "free melee hit" actually mean?

>>151378295
It's a niche fetish.

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>>151378559
He's two(and mine) and she doesn't drive >>151378295
Not really, not for everyone

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F I T
I
T

>>151378586
It's really hard to make female junkrat ugly apparently.

Is Soldier 76 still viable from ranks 61-65?

>>151378283
i'd understand that if i'd felt previously i wasn't able to compete at the higher rank i was at.
i've been in games out of my league before, played with top 500 people several times. it's noticeable when you're being carried
the last few days it's just been someone at the start of the game not liking the pick of someone else, the "fuck you" starts, and then the team just doesn't play properly

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>>151378719
LOLI SIDEBOOB

>>151378649
Getting off dps where you would otherwise be in an animation.

>>151378730
They just need to make him flat and skellington-thin, but that's even harder than a fat lady Hog apparently.

>>151378713
i want to do things to that roadhog and i want the mei to die

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>>151378719
I want to workout with Pharah and end in a long and steamy cardio session in bed.

>>151378605
>Random Reinhardt charges wins games.

Thank you. Glad somebody acknowledges this.

People are often like "LOL, JUST DODGE THE CHARGE-PIN" but it's so cheap when you're basically 1v6'ing and are the only reason why your team hasn't lost yet and then you just lose because for a second you were caught off guard and insta-killed by Reinhardt. It's just not fair.

in b4 tank shitters laugh at me and then a few minutes later bitch about how they died to a Genji that they heard coming a mile away and completely got outplayed by while you were completely conscious that he was there attacking you.

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>>151378645
alright i give up

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>>151377883
>Rank 65
>Everyone take their picks, pretty solid
>Waiting on the last guy
>Pick reaper
>"lol im shit as lucio sorry"
>I'm shit at a character that recquire me to do nothing but my sole presence withing the team

If you don't want to play a certain role that's fine, just don't take me for an idiot.

>>151378854
I want the Mei to diet.

>>151378104
I switch between mousewheel up and E for discord, mousewheel down for harmony

pretty much every character's abilities i've bound to wheel up or down, with the exception of certain stuff

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>>151378809
this is some pre-renaissance shit right here
what the fuck is wrong with the perspective

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>>151378903
>rank 20 genji

>>151376960

Give her a go, anon.

It's a lot more fun than you might think.

>>151375369
Banned from competitive

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>>151378958
>>151378809
>see desk from top down position
>the cabinet in the back is viewed from below it
>Monitor curves downwards instead of upwards
>You see the backside of Pharah arm and her shoulder instead of the top view of both
>side view of head instead of downward view of head

It's all fucked.

is there a site that allows me to get updated stats? master overwatch and overbuff are both outdated. or is it on blizzard's side?

>>151378785
Just life of solo queue. I will say I hope you get out of low 50s soon. I only started playing this week and I've been stuck at 48-53 up and down. Games are so random it just gets funny after a while. People who play like they belong in the 20s. Rank 40s playing like 70+. Shit is so random. I imagine once your into the 60s, its a little more consistent in terms of teams. The high 40s-low 50s Elo is just a crapshoot.

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>>151379137
That is on blizzards side. Started around August 1st. It's only hitting certain people though and blizzard is "working" on a fix.

>>151378892
>nobody on your team picks Reinhardt
>if you pick him you'll have no healers
>enemy team proceeds to roflstomp
Everytime.

>>151379165
it's not really even the rank i'm concerned about ever, that's just a number. it's the lack of good play and all the bad attitudes that are annoying.
i want to play ranked to have a better, tighter game experience, and while i was in the 60's that was the case.
but now that i've started slipping, it's just getting worse and worse.
oh well, thanks for listening and responding to my rants anyway, it felt good to rant a little.

>>151376960
Know exactly how you feel. Tried her a few times, and I just can't get her to click.

tfw got both Tracer skins as well, but also got the McCree one, so that makes up for it.

>>151379410
just like dash as soon as they react to your position

has anyone ever got an ana potg?

>>151375562
welcome to this garbage fanbase

>>151379401
Stay strong anon. Don't let them break you.

>>151379263
ah thats not the problem i have. it just didnt refresh for 12hr maybe, but it just refreshed right now.

>>151378903
>rank 21 genji

I literally rofled, my roommate had to check on me.

Thanks anon, best laugh I've had this year.

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>only want one of the tracer skins from the summer lootboxes
>30 boxes and still nothing

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I have an ingrown finger nail on my index finger. What heroes can I play that will irritate it the least?

>>151379640
>I don't understand how RNG works.

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>>151379578
Annyeong!

Is that anon who played Reinhardt with 9001 sensitivity still around?

Or did anyone save those clips?

>>151379542
Yeah, it was luck, though. I flanked an enemy team, sleep darted their tank, killed the healer, and somehow killed the other two offense characters surrounding the payload. I didn't do it alone, my team was shooting at them from the front and they didn't notice me until it was too late.

>>151379673
that picture makes me hungry and disgusted

>>151379673
Mercy.

>>151379617
>>151378986
we lost. he didn't even manage to get his ult so he ended up switching to ROADHOG.

also i ended up silver in healing as soldier when we had a lucio.

normally i dont get frustrated but this is just straight up unfair. the enemy teams lowest was 40, our lowest was 21. how is this okay.

>>151379673
mercy with beam toggle

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>>151379709
Saved em all, lad.

>>151379673
since all you have to do is hold m1 to perform at high efficiency, junkrat is your guy. switch off to your middle finger and you'll be racking up gold medals for damage in no time.

how to find people to group xp with :S

0 - 4 solo quick play
5 - 9 solo comp

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>the nest animated short is about bastion

>>151379787

God bless you, anon.

>>151379821
boast paddletag

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>>151378903
>rank 38 hanzo
>rank 21 genji

JUST

>People think that Winston's ult is just for disruption and does no damage

>Winstons dps outside of ult: 60. Gimped massively by armour

>Winstons dps during ult; 97, barely effected by armor at all

Git gud you scrubs learn to spam jump pack

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>>151379787
holy shit

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>fat fuck with 600 HP can one-shot you every six seconds
>if you even manage to get him to half health, he can just heal in your face

LE BALANCED HOOK MAN

>>151379986
>Be Soldier
>Farm the fuck out of my ult on him

Streetswine is great.

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>>151379949

I love this monkey so much

captain amari or horus skin for ana?
i can't decide.

>>151376158
Fuck Mercy. Less viable she is the better. I don't want to deal with having to kill 11 enemies every goddamn teamfight.

>>151380073
captain

>>151378570
>reminder you will never get this skin

>>151380019

He really is the best

>Take point first on lijang tower gardens
>Clear enemy and get ult from first teamfight

>Enemy all coming across the bridge together after respawn
>Hot monkey dick time

>Leap ult leap gorilla slap multi-kill

The best

>>151377580

She says ヤッホー

I don't think I can take this anymore. I bought Overwatch when it came out but didn't have time to play it or anything else at the time.

Now I have time to play but playing the game is hell. I'm losing towards level 25 so I can finally play ranked. My win rate is about 20%. The matches are horrible and I still have 9 levels to go. Just holy fuck. I think the game is fun but after I literally lose myself to rank 25 I don't think I'll want to play this game anymore.

/endblog

>>151380097

Technically you gotta kill 10 because its not like the mercy counts as a hero outside of ult

>>151380258

Sounds like you need to git gud

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>>151376583
Stop being such a pleb and learn how to play the best carry tank in the game mate

>>151380258
at least you get easy crates

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Annyeong!

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HOW DO I GO FROM RANK 56 TO 65 BEFORE THE END

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>>151376158
What even is blizzard doing when there are so many heroes nobody is using. How about instead of giving shit balance changes to the heroes people actually use, they give buffs to the less used ones, so defense heroes aren't so shit.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>151380073
captain for the roleplaying potential with the hordes of commander morrisons.

>>151379870
Could they of picked a hero people cared about less?

>>151380562
Because everyone hates defense heroes. They're fundamentally flawed in design.

>>151380648
What's wrong with them?
Granted Symm and Toblerone are really situational but aside of that fuck I don't know.

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Makes me tear up a little

http://inspredwood.tumblr.com/post/146475684942/paychiri-yukisamui-i-noticed-almost-every

>we have pharah genji reaper on king of the hill
>we lose
>I get MVP for 30% of teams damage on d.va

wow maybe I should just play better haha

>second game in a row where someone instalocks D.Va before I can
>second loss in a row

Had a good win streak going before this, too.

>>151379870
>>151380608
The short features a fight with Zarya btw. My dad works at Blizzard that's how I know.

>>151380798
>I get MVP for 30% of teams damage on d.va

that you think this means anything means you are, in fact, a shitter. lmao.

>>151380873
>(you)

>>151380648
I'd play them if they weren't so shit. Blizzard needs to give defense heroes some quality of life changes, but i wouldn't hold my breath.

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>>151380560
This is literally the climb I made and I made it in four days.

1 win 9 losses so far today. Havn't gotten a single rank up yet. Just have to hope that it gets better in ranked. At least people might pick better team comps there and actually know what to do.

>>151380858

What if the cinematic is one big homage to the original Predator movie

But with Bastion taking arnies placd and Zarya being the predator?

>>151380873
considering d.va's awful damage output i would say he has a right to complain

>>151379986
That farming goes both ways now that he gains ult off huffing paint

>>151381072
I don't know what it is but the last few days of quickplay have been my team being steam rolled like no other. Matches literally end in 2 minutes. It's like my team mates don't know what the fuck to do.

>>151380562
Pretty much every defence hero is built around an annoying gimmick that pisses people off, more because it is annoying than because it is effective.

>Mei freezing
>Junkrat traps and fag grenades
>Toblerone turret
>Bastion sentry
>Hanzo and Widowmaker are snipers and everybody hates that shit

They're in that category where they're useless in proper competitive play, but to buff them would infuriate pretty much everybody who is not playing the game at a high skill level, which I would imagine is the overwhelming majority of the player base.

>>151381072
I had the same problem yesterday, everyone wants to play torbjorn and bastion in low rank this shit is woat

>>151380724
As someone explains, most of them dont hold up in dmg compared to a offence hero. Obviously Blizzard is doing something wrong when nobody uses them in comp.

>>151380016

>Le farm ult meme

You dont get any more ult off of roadhog per point of damage than you do off of Tracer, Pharah, Mercy etc.

The only difference is, after 200 damage those heroes are dead. While Roadhog is still alive

Clearly, this is a weakness of Roadhog and the hero would be better if he died after 200 damage so you cant farm more ult off of him

>>151380724
They're an entire class built around camping, the least fun to play and play against strategy in FPSs.
Turret characters like Torb and Symmettra (and bastion to a similar degree) have such low skill caps and automated playstyles that it either they're useless against some players, or some players are useless against them. And only tower defense playing autists actually enjoy using them.
Plus do you REALLY want more fucking windowlickers and hanzos in your games?

>>151379781
>also i ended up silver in healing as soldier when we had a lucio.
Pro tip
If Lucio was your only support
Then obviously someone had to get 2nd place for healing
If there were only two characters on your team capable of healing/ self-healing

>>151380724

Sym is support, not defense

A small buff and shes viable because of her teleporter alone

Meanwhile all the defense heroes other than Junkrat dont deal enough damage and/or lack mobility

Why bother picking them when offense, tanks and support heroes all have superior mobility, damage, utility

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>tfw their team has a genji and you don't
>tfw it's basically an automatic lost

FUCK THIS GODDAMN NINJA
NERF WHEN

>>151381162
They are annoying (nobody hates mei more then me), but the fact that nobody ever uses them seems a bit overkill. Might as well delete them from the game in that case.

>>151381347
Winston

>>151381227
Are you retarded.
He's an ult meter farm because he has the biggest hitbox, no mobility, and relies on face tanking everything. Pretty much everyone can reliably hit him from anywhere within sight range but he can't hit you back until he gets in close.

>we want the weeb audience

i think the reason im dropping ranks from 64 to 59 is because i play too much and dont give my CNS enough rest

>>151381162

Rank 70 and I just want more viable heroes. Heroes good at actually defending and stalling especially

But shitters that cant deal with mei freezing them and run into bastions line of fire constantly ruining the game for us

>>151380724
since the current general meta revolves around having two tanks, defense heroes can't compete with offense heroes in terms of having dps combined with mobility
widowmaker and hanzo are good at high damage but little else, and are easily stopped by shields, grouping and flanking
junkrat and mei are good at slowing people down, but do less damage than offense heroes in a general sense and cannot be as aggressive at dealing with threats, plus against even 2 heroes they will easily be killed, and are also quite weak at dealing with tanks
bastion and torbjorn are meant to be entrenched high-damage area denial, but it makes them so vulnerable to any kind of co-ordinated assault that they're only really useful as a one-off surprise
in pretty much every situation you're far better off with the general purpose dps and mobility of any offense hero compared to any defense hero

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>>151381037
thank you

>>151381227
>You dont get any more ult off of roadhog per point of damage than you do off of Tracer, Pharah, Mercy etc.
>The only difference is, after 200 damage those heroes are dead. While Roadhog is still alive

Yes, well done, this is why he's an ult battery. If he self heals even once during his life, he's 900hp worth of ult charge. He's also a much bigger target.

Way to call the ult farm thing a meme then literally describe why it's NOT a meme.

>>151379673
Why does he have a pizza necklace.

Why does this look like a Tim and Eric screenshot.

>>151381419
forgot your nihon genji image

>>151381347

>how do i get gud?

What platform you playing on anon-chan?

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>got good with winston
>push the payload all the way without dying on a regular basis
>eat raiden for breakfast
>eat jet set br for lunch
>survive even with discord
>someone switches reaper and begin hunting me specifically
>bait him to my team
>zap his ass after he tries to wraith away

Shits sweet, once you master him not even the basketball monk or scream guy can stop optimus primal.

>>151381416

That only applies to Roadhogs that stand in the open doing fuck all like retards rather than using corner cover and peeking to throw out hooks like you should be

>Get in close

If by close you mean 20 metres aka McCrees optimal damage range then yeah sure

>>151381370
At what rank does that stop? I'm floating around 50, and there's definitely Meis and Bastions around. Not in every match, thankfully, but they aren't rare either.

How is Lucio Brazilian? He has zero (0) lines in Portuguese, no accent whatsoever when he speaks English, and he's fucking black. This is like if Widowmaker had Winston's model and voice lines but the lore still said she's a French woman.

>>151380920
>>151381084
nice try sameshitter

time to fuck off and kill yourself lol

How do you get more than one kill with d'va ult?

https://www.overbuff.com/blog/2016-08-11-overwatch-hero-tier-list-and-meta-report-don-t-panic

>>151381347
>Winston + Zarya
It's turning into a Meta right now actually.

>Winston jumps in, right before he lands is bubbled
>Winston then drops his bubble
>zones everyone fucking out
>Genji ults
>gets shit on by Winston

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It's going to suck when he gets nerfed

>>151381648
Fire it at a team of unsuspecting retards from behind walls or straight at them.

>>151381639
I actually thought he was Canadian when I started playing because he has hockey skins/lines and has no accent. He doesn't seem Brazilian at all.

>>151381639
>How is Lucio Brazilian?

he's from brazil. that you have difficulty understanding this means you should probably fuck off, kid.

>>151381648

Drop it from an unexpected direction in an area with no cover.

>>151381489

My point is if anyone thinks "ult farming" is weakness of roadhog you're retarded

Id rather have an enemy with more ult charge and an alive roadhog than a dead-any other ally

All of the tanks are "ult farm" oppurtunities. And they still get played because they're fucking strong and more health is not a weakness no matter what way you look at it

>>151381601
You'll have to explain how to do this technique to teleport from corner to corner literally never exposing yourself enemy fire ever. It sounds like it'd be useful.

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>he plays ranked without a mic

>>151381639
why are you so angry

>>151381648
The element of surprise

Know your flanking routes and use them to sneak up the best you can, try and wait for the enemy team to be distracted by the rest of your team to do so

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official map FUN tier listing

FUN tier:
Chingchong tower
Nepal
Hollywood

OK tier:
Ilios
King's Row
Dorito

NO TY tier:
Numbani
Route 66
Temple of Anubis

ANTI-FUN TIER
Watchpoint: Gibraltar
Volskaya Industries
Hanamura

>>151381761
he's a BR and mad that no one wants to hear his butchered retard spanish

>>151381753
my chance of winning is pretty much correlated with how many non-angry people are on mic

>>151381665

Mercy on zuicide vatch.

>>151381594
>>survive even with discord

What SR are you playing at that any discorded target doesn't instantly melt.

>>151381698
I get so many silver/gold medals for dmg and elims as Zen. He's fucking retarded. Can't wait for the nerf.

>>151381737
>Id rather have an enemy with more ult charge and an alive roadhog than a dead-any other ally

Then you're wrong and bad.

>All of the tanks are "ult farm" oppurtunities.

No. They all have damage mitigation techniques, which is what makes them tanks. Roadhog is a pick class with a huge health pool. Every single bullet that goes towards him counts towards enemy ult. This does not apply to Rein's barrier, DVa's matrix, or Zarya/Winston's bubbles.

>>151381723
>>151381724
>>151381639

He was originally canadian. Hence the love of hockey

They changed him last minute because they realised they had no south american reps in the game

And they worried more about annoying the south americans that bring up "BRAZIL?!?" every waking moment of their lives than the generally agreeable leafs

Besides they did say there will be a canadian hero soon

>>151381753
I play without one and im 68

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>ywn

>>151381753
>he doesn't play with mics disabled so he can listen for sound cues.

I bet you don't hear spurs rattling in the distance and get surprised when all of a sudden you run face to face with a McCree who skillfully stun right-clicks you

>>151381648
If they have a Mercy, stand in the middle of dead enemies and ult as soon as you see her fly in from far away to rez. They'll be stuck in recovery animation and won't have time to dodge.

>>151381723
He was originally Canadian then they switched him to Brazilian to diversify the cast some more. Should have kept him Canadian, though, his whole "keep basic order out of the favelas" thing makes him hard to sympathize with.

>>151381881
he's also the only black character in the game if you don't count winston

don't do it it's racist

I'm not sure how much more quick play I can take. Once I hit level 60 I'll start competitive and just hope for the best.

>>151381643
you are the worst kind of poster, too dumb to come up with bait so you just act like a retard instead

>>151381843
>he's a BR
>no accent over the u
sure thing m8

>>151381748

Are you aware of the concept of choke points? They're quite plentiful in this game and provide the oppurtunity you're describing

I love how people like you make this argument as if the maps are wide open fields with no cover and the roadhog is literally surrounded by soldier 76 on all sides constantly. Its pure fiction to prove your shitter point

>>151381162
Offense heroes are just as annoying.
>McCree's stun
>tracer in general
>genji's kit

>>151381753
I can probably count on one hand the number of people I've heard use a mic for anything other than abusing their team, loud mouth breathing, or sharing the sound of their clacky mechanical keyboard with everybody.

>>151381969
quick play and competitive are pretty much the same

So when will we get a hero who has a loud and noisy saxophone?
His passive will be that as long as he's around the sounds of his allies are muted (except for ultimate call outs), but his location is always obvious because he's constantly playing his sax.

>>151382020

Tracer's entire role is harassment.

Sexual harassment.

>>151381926
>cant hear footsteps in a firefight
>cant communicate with team

>>151381753
I have anxiety don't bully me

>>151381838
I refuse to play Illios, I just leave when I see it on the loading screen. It's the shittest set of maps in the game.

It's just a map where I'm obligated to play Reaper and get 50+ elims because "LOL Call of Duty CLOSE-COMBAT MAP." It's ridiculously boring to me.

>>151381875

>He'd literally rather fight 5v6 than 6v6 but the enemy has 15% more ult charge

Definition of insanity

>They all have damage mitigation

So does Roadhog. Its called hooking and killing someone that tries to shoot at him

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>>151381881
>>151381940
I'd rather have this qt be my Canadian hero anyways tbqh

>>151382034

4U

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02ZkuM8Ipan

>>151382034
t. rank 40 player

>>151382109
>Definition of insanity

I'd rather have an actual tank instead of a fatass vaping nonstop and feeding enemy charge.

>So does Roadhog. Its called hooking and killing someone that tries to shoot at him

You're an idiot.

>>151381960

Pharah?
Egypt is north africa

This game needs more heroes that can just take away all control from your character and kill you the second they see you.

>Lucio, Zarya and Zenyatta are essential
>You're probably going to pick reaper, Rien, and Mcree from there (possibly Genji)
>Monkey and Tracer barely hang on because KOTH is shit
>Everyone else is in the dumpster

So 6-7 classes in the game are great. 2 are barely mediocre, and everyone else is trash.