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Let's Hear Those Guns Edition

>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

Previous Thread: >>151343909
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hana song
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D.VA IS ____________
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>151361395
Is it true that Bastion is the one getting the next animated short?
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>>151361482
Yes
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Should I pop my Hanzo cherry? 75 hours in and I haven't played him yet.
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>start tanking as d.va so much that i can't even aim as offense anymore

This...is my curse
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KotH map set that isn't completely awful WHEN???
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>>151361430
perfection
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>>151361461
I think Zarya/Roadhog would make a nice compliment pairing to that.
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>>151361552
Since release.
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Nana is the cutest hero
https://youtu.be/dNILVID02cU
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>>151361526

Stay pure.

I haven't played McCree yet over 115 hours.

We must stay strong.
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So it took me all week I guess but I just realized this.

>Zarya and Tracer each have the worst legendary skins in the game, goth and punk garbage.
>Blizz gives them each 2 new legendaries so players actually have more choices.
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blueberry smile
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>shit on tracer mains
>get good at the game, get better aim
>use her
>feel like a goddess
im sorry
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>>151361502
Well that sucks.

Bastion tank is going to be really goddamn silly if they show a bunch of those tonka toy howlitzers buzzing around like bumper cars.

>>151361539
>tfw you cuck Projectile alts all day everyday and then kill their users

Meh. Fair trade
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>>151361552
Nepal is god-tier though
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So I can easily grind around the well in Ilios on PS4, but we still lost the point.

Do I need to be near the top or something?
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>spergs obviously from here just trolling the whole match in ranked
>memes in chat, insulting the Frenchie on our team
>even when trolling they couldn't take it easy, getting mad at the enemy team for some reason or another

Not as bad as the /r9k/ players I've played with though. They would rage quit midgame.
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>>151361619
Tracer's racer helmet is pretty good. So is Slipstream.

>>151361649
What's wrong with that? You've earned it. You've gone from making your enemies think, "pffft, easy kill" to "goddamn it! How'd she get behind all of us? Half my health just melted off. I thought her guns sucked!"
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>>151361314
>t. Hanzo or Mei main

Oh no my friend, very wrong. Nice try I guess?

Most people who chat shit about the meta don't even read the reports, they just look at the graphic from overbuff and do what it tells them.
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>Bastion animated short coming
>still no junkrat and roadhog animated short

Stop cucking me Blizzard
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/owg/, give me a plausible reason for Talon causing the eco disasters Mei was investigating at Watchpoint: Antarctica before she went into cryostasis.
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>>151361552
You're getting another Lucio Ball stadium and you're going to like it.
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>>151361727
Your head pretty much had to be above the top. This makes you an easy target. Don't do it.
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https://a.pomf.cat/dvyxfy.webm

Post your plays. I've limited my bullshit to 1 webm.
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>>151361885
Damn. That's lame.
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>>151361834
They got a comic and 2 special trailers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5kTATxt7bE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqhiLbRXGUQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRd7Pvh2R78

ORGY of destruction!
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>Can revive her team
>Can't revive herself

Is there anything more satisfying than punishing mercy players?
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>win a ranked match
>this is all you get
Fuck you Blizzard
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I'm level 150 and I still can't fucking aim as widowmaker

I JUST WANT TO PLAY MY WAIFU AND NOT BE SHIT AT IT
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>>151361840
Same reason Talon does anything else?
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>>151361902
>pressq the webm
Nice song tho
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>>151362001
Practice on bot matches.
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>>151361674
I'm hoping that they make his tank transformation scene as bonkers as possible

>Oh no, the townspeople are in danger!
>Bandits have taken control of the local chapel and have taken hostages!
>The faint sound of thrash metal can be heard from the inside, bad guys looking at the door in wonder.
>Tankmode Bastion bursts through a fucking wall instead
>[Electric Guitar solo intensifies]
>Explosions send bad guys flying through stained glass windows one by one
>Camera zooms in on Ganymede's soulless eyes, bursts of flame can be seen reflected therein.
>And so the day is saved! Thanks Bastion!
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is this the smallest possible gain?
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>>151361840
They're a rip-off of COBRA.

And COBRA was all about the weather machines.
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>>151361983
Absolutely nothing? Seems about right
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>>151362103
>36 rating
literally how
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SHOW YOU RANKS, BOYS.

www.strawpoll.me/10964204/r

also this is cosplay not art
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>>151361707
Lets play some Overwatch
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>figure season is ending soon might as well try competitive because it doesnt matter at this point
>win two games in a row and one was 5v6 shorthanded
>afraid to queue for competitive again

i just know i cant keep the win streak going do i just switch back and forth from quickplay or what.
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>>151362001
Practice on Quick Play.

Learn the best vantage points on the map.

Abuse the Venom Mine.
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>>151362203
all that matters is the highest point you achieved
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>>151361395
https://public.tableau.com/profile/benjamin.trautman#!/vizhome/PlanetOverwatchHeroUsageRateHistoricalTracking-August8thUpdateOverall/Dashboard1

you're not maining anyone below a 50% usage right?
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>>151362181
Nice link to the results
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>>151362253
i got u
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>>151361840
Mei is a double agent. Her father is/was the head of Talon. She went down there to kill the other scientists and put herself in stasis after she murdered them.
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>try to play competitive
>get so tilted about getting stomped by 5-man premades while solo queuing that I quit after the first match

why god
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what are the best targets for ana's ult? i'm making a list.

genji with ult
reinhardt
reaper
roadhog with ult
soldier with ult

did i miss anything?
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>Conflict...
>As the world teetered on the brink of anarchy, a new hope arose
>An elite task force charged ending degeneracy and restoring liberty to all nations
>/pol/verwatch. Faggots, NEETS, autists, shitposters; Guardians who secured global peace for a generation
>Under its steadfast protection, the world recovered
>And today, though its watch has ended, its soaring ideals of freedom and racial inequality will never be forgotten
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>>151362293
what the fuck is tilted, is that a new niggerpseak word like salt that made its way into gaming now?
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>>151362237
>by % of time

What a shit plot.
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Jesse McCree? That is a TERRIBLE name for a cowboy.
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>>151362313
Tracer bomb gets stronger and more widespread.

D.Va maybe?
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>>151362173
solo queue with shit teammates dragging me down.
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>Lucio wall-rides and jumps around contesting the point all day
>He stalls long enough for their team to come back after we wiped them

Wouldn't be as annoying if he was actually able to be aimed at and couldn't sustain all day with shift/speed boost.
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>>151352139
>Read this
>Look up my mouse, 800 dpi, apparently somewhat ideal
>Decide to go by your sensibility
>Go in Quickplay and pick S.76 since he's practically perfect to practice basic FPS shit
>Mfw shitting on Genjis left and right
>Mfw outfucking Widowmakers and Anas
>Mfw I'm nuclear

I did shit I never thought I'd be able to pull off like intercepting a speedboosting lucio with the Helix.
Shit's wack.
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>>151362237
>maining

Can league shitters just leave already. Nobody wants your shitty one hero gaming here.
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>>151362293

>happens once
>go on tilt
>rant about it on a Malaysian shadow puppet bbs.

You should probably work on your anger management skills you child.
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>>151362329
It started in pinball.
It was big in poker.
League of Legends players spammed it.
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>>151362237
Rip Mercy
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>>151362363
Always implied to me that he had Native American heritage. No, I don't read the lore, so if I'm right about that, it's coincidental.
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Anyone got more ideas for Underwatch?
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>>151362313
Ulting Bastion
MOLTEN CORE with hammer out
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>>151362329
>now

Do you know about pinball? It's this new fangled thing the kids are playing now. Well it comes from there.
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>>151362439
Obviously this
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>>151362325
>An elite task force charged ending degeneracy
>Implying they wouldn't just go and force teenagers to crossdress before raping them
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>>151362313
Bastion with ult. Maybe Torb with ult.
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>>151362449
>MOLTEN CORE with hammer out

are you prankin me or is that actually good
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>>151362237
>ana RoF buffed
>still dropping
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Who is the best hero to carry shitters with?
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>>151362584
Genji
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>>151362542

I hate torbjorn and I only ever pay him to piss of my team, but I will say that beating Reinhardt to death with you hammer while you've got molten core going on is pretty enjoyable.

I literally never use his gun seeing as I'm just feeding the enemy ults to end the game more quickly, and you can batter some squishy if you catch them by surprise.
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>>151362584
Genji if you arent a shitter with him. If you understand the minimal of his basics, you'll be a god with him
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>>151362439
I'm not sure how Reinhardt would work?

Robohardt? Talon-hardt?
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>>151362313
If you know the McCree is good & he has ult, McCree then since he charges faster in his ult, much like a Mercy damage boost. You'll likely just fuck with their aim if you do it with their ult down, though.
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>>151361461
It only really works if Mei hates him
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>>151362584
Zarya
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>>151361395
Finally reached rank 50 in comp, holy fuck that was a climb.

>why? 65 is when you get gud

I've been playing exclusively as Symmetra.
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>>151361617

But McCree is fun though and he's effective.
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I want to join in on the Sombra ARG, but I don't want to have to deal with le redditors. Anyone on /vg/ involved with it?
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>>151362524
NEVER ULT BASTION WITH HIS ULT ON
It doesn't make it any better, the cannon still does one hit kills and if anything the added speed just makes it harder to aim with the cannon.

However, ulting bastion in his turret mode is pure death, just as effective as ulting a ulted 76. The increased fire rate turns him into bullet hell.

Let me tell you how to steam roll a payload push.

>shove a bastion on it
>heal it constantly
>when the enemy team is lined up ult him
>guaranteed 4 or more kills per ult
>shoot tires and sleep dart threats like roadhog
>win
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Hanamura attack is fucking horrible if there are 2 or more Torbjörns.

If they ever end up buffing defense heros, they can't do it without adding hero limit to QP too.
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Made something real ep*c for you bros....


enjoy
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>>151362439
omnic d.va

like regular d.va except shes an omnic. shes piloting a stolen mecha or some shit idk
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>>151362584
Reaper if your positioning isn't shit. Roadhog if you're braindead but can land a single skillshot
Zarya if you have good game knowledge
Genji if you have good mechanics (If you're not above 50 don't even try, the amount of work to payoff isn't worth it in the lower ranks but if you're trying to go top 500 he's the way to go)
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>>151362584
roadhog and reaper are my go-tos since they have self-sustain and they can get lots of solo kills safely. i'm sure theres a bit of personal preference there for me though, they're 2 of my favorites.

zarya and zenyatta are also great
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ana ult on lucio means mega speed boost on everyone?
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>>151362712
But why only Sym?
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>>151362778
no
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>Route 66 Offense
>We have two Soldiers who refuse to change
>Fuckit
>Go Soldier too
>Gates open
>6 Soldiers storm out
>We actually win

At one point we had three tactical visors going at once. Only D.Va survived and the Tracer ragequit.
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>>151362374
Are you on console? A lucio trying that shit around people who can aim usually ends up dead in no time.
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>>151362672

Night Rocker

'nuff said
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>>151362676
how does anas ult affect mccrees ult? i almost never play him, but i saw a mccree ult when i boosted him once. does it speed up the targeting?
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>Get this fucking skin thrice
FUCKING MY GOD I'M SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW
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>>151362684
i want to see mei being mean to junkrat but also beating up anyone else that's mean to him. she's the only one that's allowed to be mean to him.
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>>151362672
He's a true warrior, and true warriors are neither good nor evil, they just fight in defense of /their guys/. So he'd be exactly the same, vain and glory obsessed, just fighting on the other side and in different armor.
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>>151362676
disregard >>151362887 i flunked out of 2nd grade reading comprehension class
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>>151362439
>no Gorilla Grodd Winston

pls Blizzard
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>>151362907
Give me your luck that's literally the only thing I want
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>>151362376
I'm still geeking out about it. I did a match as McCree and can actually headshot people with some regularity. Which is nice because I just opened this loot box.

The Swiss skin is nice too.
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>>151362745
>It doesn't make it any better
>added speed just makes it harder to aim
It's really for the chase and killing tanks that I'd consider it.
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>>151362753

Get two or three genji's the torb cheese will end sharpish. Torb players are retarded shit and they'll make the same mistakes repeatedly, you can exploit that.
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>>151362854
No but it really is a pain. My sensitivity is pretty high and I still find myself swiveling in circles trying to kill him. It's like I'm catch a greased up pig.
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I was playing some comp zarya earlier and got bitched at for holding my ult too long. I thought you're supposed to hold onto it until the opportune moment arises? I usually wait until someone else with an ult near me is ready or their zen or mercy is dead. Am I just supposed to blow it every time it can get a few people?
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>>151362987
And i want that mercy skin I also got red Zarya skin twice, fucking blizzard
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Stop doing this.
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>>151362313
Tracer and Symmetra can be pretty crazy when boosted
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>Achievment to destroy 3 teleporters in a single game
>Symettra always switches to someone else after you capture the first point
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>>151362439
Bastion becomes robotic son of Sam and listens to Ganymede, who tells him to burn all organic and robotic life, so that nature can exist without those viruses.

Zarya never got swole so she became a robot.

Athena is Ares now.
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>>151362976
>>151362439
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>>151363040
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>>151362237
D.Va maining all month every month.
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>>151362994
That's a scenario where bastion needs more speed for chasing.

An ulted turret bastion is good always, on any play mode where the other team is lined up, you just have to keep the two of you alive, thankfully you have a grenade that heals you both. It's OP as shit.
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Is "it's just quickplay bro" a good excuse for dicking around?
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>no button to spot enemies a la battlefield
>tfw play ana or zen and be mercilessly raped by tracer and genji while team masturbates
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>>151363040
Today I got to listen to someone do that over voice chat.
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>week left to climb
>tfw i will never be good enough to be top 500
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>>151362803
Funnest play style imo.
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>>151363024
You SHOULD be able to grab 2-3 most of the time, the pull radius is deceptively large and combo with other people

If they're asking you to ult alone, or into a D.Va that's not in gremlin mode, they're probably shitters
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>>151363040
All these shitters brag about medals but we sure aren't winning, are we?
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>Talon's boss gets revealed
>He goes by some bird codename like Hawk, Eagle, or Falcon
>He's Pharah's dad
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>>151363157
sleep dart them you fuck
that's what it's for
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>>151363035
I already had the Valk skin so I don't know if I'll use it much. I was really hoping for Americree, Tricolor, and gookspeak
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>>151362986
Same.
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>Never understood the McCree hype
>Played him for the first time for shits and giggles in QP
>4 gold medals and POTG

I guess those years of first round deagle in CS:GO and MTA Online payed off
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>>151363140
Dicking around is what quick play is for.
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>>151362439
>vishkar lucio/rebel symm

this.
Multinational Vishkar corp. from South America came to India for what they call "vishkar development". They used the corrupt star musician Lucio to brainwash the people with techno into working for them and using toilets.
A poor and overlooked engineering student Satya Vaswani stole some tech from them, and used their tech to make portals etc. then teleported into their offices and bases, and fucked up them good.


Also TB: he is a mad engineer who invented omnics. His life goal is to turn his body into a machine.
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>>151363209
Soldier 76 is already confirmed father though
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>>151363140
>Whines about comp being "toxic"
>wants people to play like its comp

For what reason?
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>>151363024
>Am I just supposed to blow it every time it can get a few people?

That's what most mongs seem to do so maybe you're supposed to fit in?

>zarya: my ultimate is ready
>me (genji) my ultimate is 95%
>mccree: my ultimate is ready
>We're both running back from spawn on Volvo b
>FIRE AT WILL
>kill feed stays empty
>stupid Russian cunt
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>>151363218
>background isn't Hanamurmur

Step it up
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>>151363109
>the limeys just beat him to hell and tossed him in front of a train and there was nothing this super assassin monkey could do about it

Most shocking part of that book honestly.
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>>151362524
HAHAHA DID THE BOTS SERIOUSLY WIN AGAINST YOUR TEAM?
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>>151362975
is alright friend, glad you learned something today

always rightclick an ulting mccree as mercy
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>>151363140
Pre-comp, no. Post-comp, yes.
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>>151363140
Yeah, literally where else will you dick around?
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>>151363265
Is he really Pharah's dad? Sauce?
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>>151363040
Had someone brag about medals today in a KoTH match.
>Joins from start
>First round goes bad for the team
>Shitter complains about having a silver medal with one elimination and rage quits after saying our team sucks
>We roll the enemy team the next two rounds 100-0
Thanks for leaving, guy. Now we know who was holding the team back.
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>>151363248
>brainwashing south americans into pooing in loo
They poo in holes, at the very least. Besides, they already tried using music to make Pajeet poo in loo, didn't work.
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>>151363140
No. They're purposefully BMing in a game where people come together and try to have teamwork.
play custom games with your friends if you "just want to mess around".
99% of people that queue up for QP or Comp are there to get a W and the "it's just a game bro" people deny them that.
The "just a game bro"s are people either so oblivious to things around them that they will never change or they are doing it on purpose because they are literal sociopaths and enjoy causing people agony.
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>>151363197
I get it though. You feel like you're giving it your all but you can't get anywhere.

You look down at your scores and you've got 4 gold medals and a silver for healing when you've got 2 supports.

You're doing everything you can and nobody seems to want to win today but you. Some people get bitchy.
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>>151363265
He's more likely to end up with Reyes with the way things are going m8
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>>151363265
Prove it.
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>>151363338
There is no source, nothing's official about Pharah's dad.
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>>151363265
cute as fuk mang
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>>151362449
I saw a boosted tank Bastion today, while being Bastion myself too. It was a tight duel.

Attack Bastion best Bastion
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>>151363305
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>tfw like playing zarya but she's one of those heroes where your mistakes are a lot more visible and you're often blamed for the loss if you fuck up
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>Play Tracer
>Go after enemy Ana
>She throws a Biotic Grenade at the floor
>Heals her and drops me to half hp
>No scopes me one time
>Die

I'm glad I don't see her often because a decent Ana is obnoxious to play against especially when she ults a Genji or a Reinhart
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>>151363140
the only time i will accept someone complaining about meme comps in QP is before comp was released, or during the 3 week offseason when comp isnt available

if comp is available to be played, QP is exclusively for fuckery, memes, and casual practice as far as i'm concerned.
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>>151363140
What is it with shitters and crying about widow on offence?
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>>151363383
>Go into the uncompetitive pick-up game mode
>Want to play heroes I'm not good at
>Someone on my team is raging that I'm not doing well
>"WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING BAD? WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THAT HERO? PICK ANOTHER HERO?"
>In the unranked game
>I am apparently a sociopath

El oh el.
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>>151363383
>"it's just a game bro"
>ok sir so I'm going to play in a deliberately shit manner so I can later say ah I was just fucking about bro

95% of the time.
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>>151363486
They play in low ranks and don't see good Widows.
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>>151363450
It's okay, cockslut. Just keep playing Lucio and Mercy. We all know the reason you suck is because you're playing the healslut game while you play Overwatch.
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>>151363138
>ulted turret bastion is good always
I'd disagree with that. If you have Bastion on defense there's almost nothing stopping the other team from waiting out the ult unless you're pushing overtime.

>>151363315
Bots are pretty easy to beat but you gotta remember that your teammates are people who play bot games. You can't solo double Zen double Zarya when they have perfect shield reaction times and your team sprays the shields down.
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>>151363473
If you don't take her by surprise and one clip her you shouldn't be in range for her to hit both herself and you. Even if it does hit you your rewind takes it off and heals you up.
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>>151363383
>99% of people that queue up for QP or Comp are there to get a W

This is a real fucking stupid attitude.
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>Genji says his ult is ready
>reply back
>he goes in
>nanaboost him
>he doesn't ult
>just tapdances back and forth shooting shurikens

O-okay.
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>>151363450
so what man the fuck up
nobody else picked zarya so you did
she needed to be on the team
if someone thought they could've played her better they should've spoken up and had you switch with them
>>151363510
that's not the "it's just a game bro" person
they are the ones that pick torb on attack or a 3rd widowmaker
they have no regard for the team comp or if the person they are playing counters the enemy well
if you're trying to play a character to get good with them you would be playing with that in mind anyway
if not then you're not going to get good with the character. you're gonna learn bad habits that will only make you even worse with them.
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>>151362773

ayy reaper and roadhog are my favourites too. I don't care if people say they're for low skill casuals

They're both just so much fun
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>>151363215
>le man of many double jumps and le pedophile of many blinks
>just hit with your 100% all-or-nothing like-eight-second-CD stun or they automatically win

>defending the lack of a spot key
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>>151362439
Font looks a bit fucky, can you redo the image? Also add this
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>>151363565
> there's almost nothing stopping the other team from waiting out the ult unless you're pushing overtime.

Who says I wouldn't hold the ult until the right moment?
There has never been a time when I ulted a bastion without good results if they just stayed put and fired, however I've had times it fucked up thanks to the bastion either ulting or for some god forsaken reason, getting up and walking over to the enemy team.
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>>151363593
that's what you get for playing consoles.
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>>151363383
>it's just a game bro
it's literally a game nigga, go do something important
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>>151363140

Actually, I sort of suspect that Quickplay and Comp shares the same hidden MMR because I've dicked around in QP the last few days trying to practice my absolutely horrible Genji, and now loses in Ranked tries to absolutely MURDER my rank, presumably because my hidden MMR says I shouldn't be at the rank I am (I loss 50% of a rank from a single loss while only gaining 1/4 of a rank on a win).
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>>151363383
Screw you. If you want the W go in comp. I play QP to train heroes I want to learn, if I'm going to wait for that one map and composition where said hero is good I'm never going to.
>play custom game with your friends
Yeah because I have 11 people to play with on all times. I don't even have 5 for a premade.
Entire point of QP is messing around.

I wish OW had unranked draft like HOTS does. Presumably it has enough players for that, if it works in a dead game.
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why keep giving me the awful randoms when i'm not playing with a team
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>tfw your main is going to get nerfed
HELP
E
L
P
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>Just got the game recently and have to grind to rank 25 to escape all these lol no healer teams.

Only 5 levels away boys
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>>151363615
>they have no regard for the team comp or if the person they are playing counters the enemy well
>if you're trying to play a character to get good with them you would be playing with that in mind anyway
>if not then you're not going to get good with the character. you're gonna learn bad habits that will only make you even worse with them.

Not at all. Just having a feeling for a hero's mechanics is 90% of playing them. I'll go into QP and bootcamp a hero all day, regardless of our comp, because that's how you get better at playing a hero and even knowing how they fair in different comps and matchups.

It is just a game, bro. The fact that you think someone else having fun by playing in the non-competitive mode in a way they find enjoyable is them deliberately trying to spite you is ridiculous.
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>ana
why are grandmas in the battlefield?
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>>151363691
What? This happened on PC.
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>>151363550
>and Mercy

You mean Zenyatta?
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>>151363749
This is just retarded, I don't understand how people insist to play ranked when the balance is in this state.
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>>151363576
>wanting to win is stupid
what the fuck? i'm seriously baited right now
>>151363534
the "it's just a game bro"s can't take criticism so they hide behind that strawman fallacy.
see >>151363703 >>151363721 >>151363757
you fucks are being ironic but it's drawing in people who wholeheartedly believe that because people ARE that dumb
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>>151363751
Every team has healthpacks though.
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>it's a "genji kills everything while seemingly shielded by a permanent, invisible Zarya bubble
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>>151363705
I also think it's shady because I used to play QP for fun and shit before I ranked placements and recently I checked people's profiles and realized they were around or the same rank as me in competitive almost none were unranked, very weird. Didn't think that was there before.
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>>151363768
>not wanting gmilfs to balance out the moeblobs
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>>151363768
>reinheart
>76
>reaper kind of qualifies he just died once

so many of the cast are pushing or over 40 anon
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>>151363749
>Mercy cucked out of her game by Zen
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>>151363751
>2016
>not playing at least fucking Lucio or Zen

pls.
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>>151363749
LEAVE LUCIO ALONE
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i dont understand how you're suppose to paly genji

any tips?
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>>151363829
Are you seriously saying that people who just want to fuck around in a multiplayer game just shouldn't?
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>>151363757
and you obviously didn't read my whole post cause I said what you're describing as the former in my post
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>>151363705
I'm pretty sure MMR matters for placements. I went 3-7 and placed at 45, playing support.
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>>151363749
>all these shitters that can't play Ana

lol
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>>151363749

I am ready for the Mei, Mercy and Symmetra buffs.
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Just had the greatest time since this fucking competitive season started
>Hollywood
>Attack
>Team consists of a Mercy, a Zenny, D.VA, Genji, and Reaper
>Get the first checkpoint within a minute, mostly thinks to our Zenny fuckin' up the other team with constant Discord
>We plow through the last two checkpoints with four minutes to spare
>Get ready for Defense, know that the enemy team will want their revenge
>Our team sticks with the same set up except for Genji switching to 76
>We held that fucking first point the entire time.

And I still only got one fucking notch on my rating.
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>>151361616
Can anyone translate the arab lines?
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>>151363917
>that image
OH NOOOO
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>>151363923
Yeah, if you want to fuck around get a group of 5 other friends and queue up and fuck around.
If you solo queue into a multiplayer game of 5 other people who they are all in the mindset of "ok these 5 other people are going to work together with me, pick heroes that as a whole make one cohesive team, and defeat the enemy" you're literally a retard or a sociopath.
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>>151363897
>Inb4 his AOE heal is nerfed to the fucking ground
>His speed will be halved, amped up included

I can honestly see it happens with Blizzard
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>>151363829
relax fampai

no one said you should try to lose on purpose. sometimes people just want to play their favorite hero in this extremely fucking casual game, or practice a hero they arent ready to take into comp, or maybe just play the extremely fucking casual game in the way that lets them have fun after a day of work without having to deal with aspies that forget that this game is extremely fucking casual
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Are there any Symmetra edits with THE QUAD LASER

THE BULLET IS ENORMOUS, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
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>>151362173
not him, but you solo q and get on a losing streak from 47 to 42 and no matter what you do you cant save your team, its impossible, even if you get gold elims, gold obj elims, gold damage, silver obj elims, destroy 3 junkrat tires and do 38% of team damage you still lose because you have a d/c every match, a korean on NA and rank 40 so you know they really suck, the occasional griefer
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>>151363829
There's nothing at stake in QP, you don't have anything to lose and a ton of people use it as a training ground to try new Heros without the pressure. Stop being a fuck. Just cause you're sweating playing your tryhard Genji of 100 hours doesn't mean that dickmaster flex is playing his main. Don't bitch at them, if you're so fucking good carry them.
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Ok blizzard, we all had a good laugh. Now it's time to un-nerf soldier76.

We all thought it was funny! Balancing around cheaters is a great joke.
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>>151363690
Maybe I just don't see enough Bastion. Pretty much all of my games have offense pick the Bastion off before the team pushes in. There wouldn't be any time where Bastion could get ulted by an Ana without the team having a way to wait it out unless he was in tank mode.
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>>151363301
Well it's literally locked to the event background until it ends, nothing much he can do about that.
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>>151363749

>Mercy at a 0% pick rate in comp games
>Lucio still 100% across the board
>Zen at 99.9% pick rate

Thanks rank 30 kids, your whining about muh mercy ults really did us some good.
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>>151362096

You should write for blizzard
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>weekly brawl
>lasts 3 weeks
Thanks blizz you lazy fucks
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who else on a lose streak here? every time i think im going to win my team dies to a last second overtime push.
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>>151363749
Please don't nerf my boy Lucio. If you do, JUST DON'T GIMP HIS WALLRIDE. My favorite part of playing Lucio is contesting the point forever on KotH maps by just wall riding around and being a slippery cunt
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>>151363836
Reinhardt: Barrier ACTIVATE!

(grabs Mercy and uses her body to block all the bullets)

Reinhardt: Need Healing!
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>>151363749
Side note, last week amost all the maps were KotH, so yeah Zenyatta is going to get nerfed hard.
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>>151364031
Play Heros with game changing ultimates. Although I won't lie the leavers or DCers are problematic and cause it to be much more unpleasant to grind and already horrible rank.
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>>151364079
I've had a few times where, after securing the payload, someone would switch to bastion and just let me push him to steam roll the payload

it really works best on payload attack, the only reason it doesn't work in other scenarios is due to the fact I have to be all over the place and the bastion stays in one spot, I'm not always by that spot and usually there is a better choice for ulting
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>>151364050
>>151364025
there's nothing at stake either in Comp then. Win or lose you just played the game
at the end of the day rank doesn't mean shit. it's just some number on a videogame

you guys are literally defeating your own points
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>>151364101

A hero being literally just Q of the game was complete bullshit though.

Mercy need a redesign. A new E ability or something and maybe more mobility. Just something to let good Mercy players excel at the game in other ways than "knowing when to hide for epic q of the games"
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>disconnected from 4 games because my internet was being shit a few days ago
>have had leaver penalty for the past 15 matches

lmao thanks a fucking lot blizzard
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>>151364128
>last second overtime push
>it always fucking succeeds
why don't people put that much effort the entire game
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>>151364208

Rank is a giant ego booster. It's there as proof to say "hey i'm better than you because my number is higher than yours". Also there's the glory of the top 500, and golden weapons to showboat your giant golden cock to the enemy team
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>>151364221
They should make the Healing/Nano-Boost streams a single stream and make her alt-fire her gun.
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does hanzos scattershot do more damage if you hold it down like his normal shots?
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>>151364208
You're such a fucking faggot. Don't play then. See if you can find a point in killing yourself because you're an insufferable piece of shit.

It's like I'm talking to some edgy anime character
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>>151364208
made-up numbers in video games matter to some people. fuck if i know why, but hey.

the way i see it, when you queue up for comp, you're agreeing to tryhard and pick heroes that are needed, and if you queue up for comp, you agreeing to try to win with whatever you feel like playing.
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>>151364251
i just wish for once it was my team that would succeed. also i think it has something to do with the defending team not trying as hard right at the end then the enemy team blasts in there and takes it.
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So we all agree that blizz is leading up to 76 and reap being the gay couple in this next comic right?

A good thing going until Overwatch makes them hate each other and Ana gets tossed in the middle.
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>tfw I just play the game as I please and win a shit ton while losers on a Niponese pachinko forum bitch about "trolls" and shit ruining QP
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>>151361619
Tbqhimho tracer punk is awesome
Ive bought it as a first skin when i hit 1000
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>>151363927
>what you're describing as the former in my post

I have no idea what you're trying to say.

What I was said is that someone who is trying to get good at a hero will play them regardless of team comp, because that is how you get good at a hero. It doesn't matter if it's picking Torb on attack or Torb on defense, if someone wants to be good at Torb, they'll do both. Picking a hero into every kind of comp and into every kind of matchup is how you learn the hero's strengths and weaknesses in those conditions.
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>>151364286
and you could also say win percentage on quickplay is an ego booster in the same sense that rank would be

they don't mean anything you people just put importance over one than the other for NO reason
>>151364330
"waaaah my butt, mommy my buuuuuuuuutttt"
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>>151364185
For that reason I have to play D.Va all day to win in comp. She's fine, but I really want to play Tracer and her ult is lacking. Enemies are almost never that clumped together, so usually it's "erase one hero of choice" button.
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>>151364330
>Guy tell you to chill out and just take the game for what it is
>Tell him he's an edgy faggot WHILE insulting him and wishing for him to kill himself

Nigga while I agree that the "LET'S GO ALL TORB ON ATTACK IT'S JUST A GAME BREH" is fucktarded, you're not being any better.
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Who /Reinhardt/ here?

How many charge kills do you get on average? Any tips on it? They always get knocked to the side.
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>>151364208
If you care about playing competitively, why aren't you playing in the competitive mode?
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>>151364423
what i said in my first post
>>151363383
"The "just a game bro"s are people either so oblivious to things around them that they will never change or they are doing it on purpose because they are literal sociopaths and enjoy causing people agony."
if you're not playing with your team you're one of the two. and you being unable to find this labels you as the first
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Why do people still intentionally AFK when it looks like the game isn't going well? How is this guy still only 66 at 380 wins?
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>>151364427
Finding win percentage takes too much time, you gotta get out of your way to find two values and then divide. It's much easier to just see a number painted on your career profile
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>>151364427
>they don't mean anything you people just put importance over one than the other for NO reason

We put importance over one because they are literally separate for this reason. One is the official funallowed mode, the other one is the tryhard mode. Why else do you think they are separated for, you dunce? It's a social contract. Read up on your Rousseau, m7.
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>>151364286
I went 1-3 tonight and deranked.

Just thought you should know.
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>>151364427
>and you could also say win percentage on quickplay is an ego booster in the same sense that rank would be
Then you could just leave all your losing matches for that sweet win rate. Everyone's a winner.
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>>151364208
For some people Comp is too much pressure and that's why they play QP. That should tell you how much numbers in a videogame matter to people.

QP, however, doesn't have that pressure. Because it's made for training, or stress-free playing. I always try my best when playing and always play to win, but raging at people who come to QP to warm-up or relax after comp is silly. If you want to be on your best and have that sweet teamwork and win, why don't you play comp? All people there are in for the same thing, why do you need QP?
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>>151364321
image for replies...
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>start up a game as zenyatta
>family comes by to chat
>before i know it, we win
>get epic card

ITT: best heroes to use at zero effort
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>hanzo is the favorite character
>got 73 hours on him
>every time i pick him at rank 73
>"plz no hanzo"
>keep him
>"reported"
>proceed to annihilate the entire game with him
>"You were saying?"
>"lol dont get smug now u got lucky"

Why is this always the same way.
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>>151364508
>wanting to win means you're playing competitively
>>151364579
>wants me to read up on philosophers, history's redditors, to play a video game
>>151364543
math is hard xO
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>>151364531
Maybe he played enough games to get stuck where he should be.
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REMINDER:
ME
OOGA
TEAM
BOOGA
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>>151364640
Reinhardt. Just m2 your team to victory
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https://youtu.be/Bw9JrjxH4Zg


look dat ass
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>>151364661
Man, it's not fun if you're not even trying anymore
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>>151364661
I never said that math is hard, it's just that it's just too much unnecessary effort just to get your bragging rights. Especially if you want to shit on someone else, you got to do twice the effort.
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>>151364251
have you ever had to write a paper

and you had like a week to do it

but waited until 2am the day it was due
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>>151364520
>people either so oblivious to things around them that they will never change

Could you expand on this? This sentence means nothing in the context you provided.
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>>151364665
>tfw you booga team ooga
>you get carried hard, barely a bronze and you win
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Odette upskirt webm when?
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>>151364221

Good Mercy players excelled at the game by proper movement and positioning. There isn't anything wrong with revive as it's a great counterplay ability that Blizzard agreed needed to charge very quickly, unfortunately they went full retard.

In the beta her ult charged slowly and her gameplan was basically to charge it then wait in the spawn to use it, seriously. With a fast charging ult it became a hybrid ability that you could not just use as an ultimate to do big team revives but also as something you could use now and then in smart ways to revive solo players, it gained immense value based on the gamesense level of the Mercy player.

Right now though she needs a huge buff, more healing, a panic button E ability, and a full rework of her damage boost because it's completely useless.
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>>151364636
yes
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>>151364665

>Usually Duo queue
>Friend always plays hanzo/widow/mei
>have to power through every time I want to scream at him to play someone useful

And his one line to me is always "have faith in me, dude"
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>>151364185
I always get the teams that refuse to go support and then do awful damage, just finished a game where I was Lucio for the first half (the longer half) and got silver elims
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>>151363486
Widowmaker provides the team with nothing. She can kill. That's it. If she can't kill she's even worse than Hanzo or torb or any other defender since at least if they suck they can provide something else to the team.
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>lose the first point on a map like Numbani
>proceed to get rolled for the rest of the map

This happens literally 99% of the time, for the enemy team and my team, and I have no idea why.
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>>151364739
>2 x .0000000000000000001

that's some tough effort
>>151364621
see >>151364661
>>151364737
because it's cyclical at this point i'm literally just linking back to posts i already wrote THE definition of your strawman fallacy
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>>151363891
Zen is actually my secondary character

I just hate having to play healer all the time.
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>>151364661
>wanting to win means you're playing competitively

By definition it does.
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>>151364641
>Play with a bunch of teenagers straight out of lol that just want to brag about a big purple numbers

This is why it's always the same.
I got at 70 and everytime someone picked something out of the metas I had to play diplomat with my team to give him a chance.
It's a fucking gauntlet everytime.
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>>151364704
>splatoon porn
>IN AN OVERWATCH THREAD
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>>151364704
That tongue
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the EU servers are flooded by russian hackers. game is completely ruined
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>>151364786
Long-range picks, sightline pressure, and wallhacks are good.
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>>151364838
you're right but if you had 2 separate polls for people on this /vg/ where one says "Do you try to win in QP?" and one that says "Do you try to play competitively in QP?" you know exactly how the results would come out
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>>151362313
Zarya on high energy if she knows her onions.
Yesterday i caught 5 ppl into graviton being at about 75%. Ive got the boost and melted all of them 100-0.
(Well, melted 4, roadhog used breather so i finished him off after graviton)
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>>151364774
It would be cool if it charged at 4x the speed, but only revived 1 person. If it was like that and you could have store charges I think it could work a little better.
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>>151364786
>Denial of an entire area
>Bad
>Free wallhack
>Bad
>Enemy supports constantly harassed if not outright killed
>Bad

Good widows aren't something to fuck with.
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>>151363218
Why does Genji have a trigger on his big katana? Is it for the fancy glowing effects?
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>>151364932
No I don't? That's a weird projection of assumptions.
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>>151364774
Playing Mercy well is fun as shit

Guardian Angel is my favorite ability in the game. A good Mercy is constantly zipping back and forth across wherever her team is to deliver constant heals and boost someone where it's needed. If you know what you're doing, you're everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Maybe give her some kind of self-heal on the E button with a long cooldown, so she has a panic button to get out of sticky situations, or a slight increase to the boost percentage
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MERCCCYYYYYYYYY......


He-Man skins when?
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>>151364932
http://www.strawpoll.me/10966338

Well let's fucking find out.
>Inb4 biased votes to prove some internet nobodies wrong
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>>151365019
>we never got to play as octolings

fug
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>>151364932
>"Do you try to win in QP?" and one that says "Do you try to play competitively in QP?

Those mean the same thing. And how does that change his point or question?
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>>151365098
im gonna do it tomorrow when all the fuss has died down
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>>151364924
but ultimately nothing in the overall match, any competent players will deal with her fine and the second she can't get those picks she becomes 100% useless
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>>151365098
I try, but I don't go super tryhard. And I play what I want rather than what the team needs.

Didn't vote because I'm not really sure whether that counts as trying or not
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>>151365098
Woops forgot second poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10966355
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>>151364932
Does it count if you don't even play Quick Play any more?
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>>151364967

Nah, the short range it has now is fine, the only real issue is that as Mercy you will pretty much always die after using it and that isn't fun.

Considering how many "lel killeveryone" combos and ults exist in the game it's vital that more counters to them exist. Zen's ult is really nice at preventing deaths and revive especially meant that even if you lost a few members early in a fight you didn't instantly lose the point, you always had a second chance. Really she needs better tools to work with so that her entire kit isn't her ult.

>Ana's grenade is a perfect ability for Mercy
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>>151364828

Because people still don't seem to understand the concept of sticking with your team and not trickling in one at a time. They just end up feeding the attackers free ults and you get rolled.

It's the most frustrating thing in the world, but you can sometimes get people to stop by a simple "please don't go in one at a time" in chat.
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>>151365098
What's your definition of trying to win? Because people refusing to D. va on last point of Hanamura or people not all going Tracer in KotH overtime is not trying to win.
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>>151365098
If your answer is yes, then you're a problem. Quick Play doesn't need any salt.
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>>151365141
No they do not.

Trying to win in quickplay is basically not fucking around like picking a third sniper.

Playing competitively in quickplay would be to follow the same tactics and metas from ranked.
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>level up 10 times in a row
>each time, it's wwbw

Where is my guaranteed Summer loot
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>>151365147
As opposed to what? The second any of the heroes focused on killing other heroes can't get kills, they're useless. How can you claim that picks mean nothing in the overall match? They're what the game revolves around.
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>>151365232
their own definition of win
everyone's is different
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>>151365258
>Implying anyone who try to win is a sore loser
Put said salt in your rectum Anon.
You can try to win and accept defeat.
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>win a match by carrying gold objective time, all that stuff
>next match I'm paired with a literal retard who mains ana and another who goes instant symmetra at lijiang

lol. what was that anon saying about not telling faggots to kys? fuck that
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>>151365282
sprays and player icons count as summer loot. if it has the Summer logo behind it (the three lines of different color), it's summer stuff.
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>>151365265
Playing competitively means that you're playing to win. By definition.

Your personal, arbitrary distinctions don't change it.
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how beneficial is duo+ queuing really?
do the ranks of your queue even matter? (because of matchmaking)
is this correct: the only way for a 6 man to win more than if they were to play solo is if they are more determined to win and communicate than the average 6 man queue at their rank, as 6 man queues are matched with 6 man queues
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>>151365337
Quick Play isn't meant to be serious. Leave that shit in Comp., faggot.
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>>151365367
How about you follow the context of the conversation?
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post cute pairings
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>>151365394
That's a difficult concept to grasp for some people, apparently.
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>>151365098
>>151364932
>>151365176
everything is going as i've keikaku'd
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What are the chances of Lucio/Mercy getting an overhaul on their gameplay?

Like, I want to be able to play those 2, just to be able to support. But I'm not only a Roadhog main, I also play Reaper/Genji on the side. Which means that I don't know how not to be aggressive as fuck.
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>>151365292
I feel like that's the whole issue with these people's argument. Some people play to win with a character they want to play and some people play to win thinking the whole team should play meta.
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Business idea: Ults come with no warning.
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>>151365098
What does a strawpoll about the definition of winning or being competitive prove?
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>>151365394
And quickplay isn't meant for everyone to go Mei on attack every fucking time either.
I'm not saying Quickplay should be super serious all the time, but there's a difference between try harding and just playing a game and trying to win it, but apparently you can't make the difference.

The world isn't black and white man.
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>>151365461
just concentrate on staying behind everyone
mantra
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>>151365457
In case non weebs don't know what that means.
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>>151365465
>Some people play to win with a character they want to play
then they are dumb

that's like thinking they can put out a forest fire with a box of matches
>>151365494
that people think that comp and QP are different but they aren't people want to win/be competitive in both those polls are literally the same question worded differently
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>>151365448
I don't have any pictures of pairings, so I'll post this one, I think it's cute.
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>join game
>"don't worry guys, I know how to play bastion on assault"
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>>151365461
>overhaul
>of anything
blizz is lazy as fuck
they'll just haphazardly adjust some numbers, throw them on the ptr then live and call it a month
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>>151365417
I did. Can you even articulate why you said that? Playing to win and playing competitively are the same thing, by definition. If you want to play to win, meaning you are focused on winning and think other people on your team should also be focused on winning, then you should play in the mode specifically designated for playing in that manner.
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>>151365461

Mercy needs something to make her useful again
Zen needs his discord orb nerfed
Soldier needs to be buffed.
All defensive heroes need buffs
I'd like to see pharah get some more horizontal mobility.
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>>151365473
t. genji/junkrat/hanzo main

get better with their ults. you're not always gonna get a team kill with them. most of the time they're just used to clear enemies out of a spot even if you don't kill anyone.
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>join match
>VICTORY
Uh, y-you too
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>>151365536

I literally can't. I feel like I'm not doing anything if I'm not hitting people in the face with something. At least with Ana, I can be offensive as well - but since Ana apparently committed war crimes against half the populace against the world, nobody wants to have an Ana on their team when Zenyatta/Lucio combo exists.

>>151365605

Eh, I guess this is the sad case of things.
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>>151365448
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>>151365618

Pharah has fuckton of horizontal mobility if you use her two rockets to propel yourself.
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>>151365461
>overhaul

Wait for the expansion, blizzard doesn't work for free.
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D.va just isn't fun to play against.

Her booster+shield is way too strong
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>>151365285
I'm saying that she provides the east effective when unable to get kills. You can argue about her ult being usefull but you could also take hanzo instead of her for the same effect plus a better killer. Keep in mind we're talking about picking her on offense. On defense you can at least sit in a spot and wait yo hold it down because the enemy has to come to you. On offense YOU have to go to them as widowmaker. You still have long range but you ultimately play by their rules. You don't have the luxury of sitting back and waiting to use infra. That's where it becomes better to take someone like Hanzo who can use sonar arrow and is better at pushing and has other tings such as his ult or scatter short (or his magnetic headshotting arrows too).
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>>151365668
I hate all pairings with D.Va, I don't know why. I'm normally ambivalent to this sort of stuff but D.Va infuriates me.
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>"I am a Hanzo main"
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>>151365697

Not really, discord orb+McCree fucks Pharrah so hard nobody wants to play her anymore.

And Blizzard isn't touching McCree again.
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>>151365448
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Revert the mercy nerf
Buff winston
Delete roadhog
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>>151365732
I could say the same about Zarya.
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>>151365098
>>151365176
Creator of the strawpoll here, forgot to say that due to anterior polls I've made here, almost everyone who voted at the time play Quickplay, even if only occasionally.

Not sure if it mean shit but I felt like I should point this out.
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>>151365745
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>>151365662
> phone browser keeps namefield when posting

FUCK
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>>151365750

The fact that Pharah gets killed by discord orb has nothing to do with her horizontal mobility.
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People who tryhard in QP are the epitome of Dunning-Kruger faggots who need to win in an unranked, noncompetitive mode for validation that they aren't shit at a game.
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>>151365801

Go away Winston!
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>>151365801
Wording this
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>>151365448
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>>151365448
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Look I understand you mercyfags need some kinda buff, but outplaying and wiping a team and having to fight them again is cancerous.
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>>151365801
And make reaper's E stop being so fucking retarded about selecting ledges.
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>>151365865
>Wanting to or trying to win is try harding
For the last fucking time make the difference.
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>>151365865

Or people just don't want to play the shitty ranked game mode, which after a certain rank decides victory and lose based on a coin flip.

Not that there aren't enough trolls and hanzo players in ranked.
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>>151365801
> I want to dive like a retard chimp, worry not about roadhog and get resurrected by mercy all the time when I 1v1 a reaper
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>>151365840

Tons of heroes have escape mechanism. Pharrah can only gently descend like a blimp while McCree turns her into Ult charge.

Give her a way of getting out of the situation.
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>>151365948
why wasnt your team running a mercy then?
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>>151365865
>tfw always check ranks whenever someone bitches about the team in qp
>they're always either sub 50 or unranked
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>>151361552
KotH are the only good maps in the game, deal with it.
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>>151365886
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>>151365448
Ah, this is the one I was trying to find. Doesn't show up in an image search for "Soldier D.Va" for some reason.
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>>151365865
So what you're saying is, you're shit, and someone just beat your ass like a drum

In quickplay
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>>151365618
>Mercy needs something to make her useful again
Just buffing Mercy will lead to power creep

>Zen needs his discord orb nerfed
Tanks would be unkillable without it

>Soldier needs to be buffed.
He would be OP and the game would become COD. McCree at least requires aim, moves slower and can't heal

>I'd like to see pharah get some more horizontal mobility.
Would be OP, especially with the Mercy buffs and discord orb nerfs you are proposing
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>>151365448
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>Rank 51 two days ago
>Currently rank 57
Aiming for rank 65+. Wish me luck
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>>151366008

Funny I have made the opposite experience. It's always the good player who "tryhard", even in QP and want you to metapick.
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>>151365995
How the fuck is that any different than this 100% Lucio and Zenyatta meta? Being able to play most of the cast is healthy for the game. Playing Mercywatch is not.
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>>151366047
stop posting that. Nobody gave a fuck the first time, and nobody ever will
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>>151362987

>geeking

Best use of Adderall is in low doses
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>>151365828
see >>151365457
the polls did exactly what I thought they would
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>>151366072
>Tanks would be unkillable without it
They weren't unkillable before his buff.
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>>151366080
Here's looking at you, family.
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>>151365098
>>151365176
Let's get some first results in

>In the first poll "Do you try to win in quickplay?", 29 anons voted.
>21 voted yes, they make 72% of the poll
>8 voted no, they make 28% of the poll

>In the second "Do you try to play competitively in quickplay?", 23 Anons voted
>6 voted yes, they make 26% of the poll
>17 voted no, they make for 74% of the poll
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WHY IS LUCIO SO SHORT?! 5'3? Jesus Christ.
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>>151361834
i want their short to be just seven minutes of them committing petty crime
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>>151365993

That's wrong though. Use concussive or ordinary rockets on nearby walls to rapidly accelerate to the sides.
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>>151365743
Hanzo's sonar arrows aren't as good as her wallhacks.

And why do you have to play by their rules if you're on offense? As an example, let's look at Gibraltar. If there's an offense Widow up top when the gates drop, and this is assuming the Widow is good, the enemy team can't be out in the open in the initial area for fear of one of them getting picked and then getting rolled 5v6. Which is whatever because everyone has taken to just holding the high ground overlooking the first checkpoint. But Widow relocates to comms, comms tower, or even the payload. Now she has sightlines that pressures the overlook. She can get a pick here. Or force them back over the overlook while teammates push on their position. If the payload moves toward hangar, she can relocate to that overpass looking hangar. Now she has pressure on defense exiting second story as well as right hangar door.

Again, this is assuming that the Widow is good. Her strength is long range burst for picks and ease of relocation thanks to grappling hook.
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> queue for ranked
> rank 68, want to hit 70 before season ends
> get into match
> 72 with a 53 on my team
> the 53 picks hanzo and stays it all game
> we lose
> "you already have your 300 comp points for the season, why can't someone else try to get it? fuck off" when told to not queue with their retard friend

please fix this shit blizzard. literally allowing people to queue with retards ~20 ranks below you is insane. i dont care if they're your friends, i go to quick play to play with my friends.

fuck i hate losing almost an entire rank to this shit
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>>151365818
Difference is zarya can't just fly in and cuck anybody out of any skill she wants
>>
>if you lose a comp match, you always derank
>if you win, you might rank up
>if someone leaves, EVERYONE else is punished
>dynamic queue, I've been with 5 randoms against 3stacks countless of times
>you win with 8 minutes to spare, they win on overtime = LOL COINFLIP
>support gain less rank
>introduces major balance changes in the middle of a season, rendering some heroes completely useless

I honestly don't think I could have come up with a worse competitive system if I tried. And remember, this is the system they came up with after a YEAR of beta.
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>>151366141
I worded my argument really nice in this thread on /v/
basically i should just say that last sentence
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>>151365448
I don't have any pictures for it, but I like the Mercy/Reaper pairing, aka the only one who actually cares about him.
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Is Zarya legit?
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>>151366347
I want to practice that hero.
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>>151362762
d.va is a tiny omnic piloting a human corpse
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I got the tracer summer skin + hihglight intro, but I feel like that severely reduces my chances of getting the zarya skin.

Fuck game, just give me the one non-shit zarya
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>>151366365
>I don't have any pictures for it

Okay, here's one.
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>>151366298
I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree my man. Maybe some day you or someone can show me a good widow who plays like that or a game that goes that way due to the widow, but as of right now I haven't seen anyone with the potential to pull that off and it just seems unlikely to me. Thanks for having a civil discussion about it.
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>>151366409
but you're not gonna get better with them
that's like bringing a baseball bat to a hockey game cause you wanna get better at hitting homeruns

every hero has a time and place they should be used and learning that is the first thing you should've done when you started playing the game.
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>goal is to play Summer Games and gain 2-3 loot boxes a day
>goal is to have 30-35 loot boxes obtained by the end of the summer games
>all I want out of it is the sexy tracer skin
>am okay with the Lucio Emote, the McCree Murrica Skin, and the victory poses
>last three boxes were fucking emblems

How fucked am I?
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>>151363040
>gold in elims
>just 3 elims

I only point out my medals to show the team is fucking up
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>>151366535
But I didn't and now I'm picking Zarya on Defense.
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>finally got level 100
>about to upgrade and get 20 loot boxes quickly
I still have yet to get a single skin/highlight from this shitty update even after 10 boxes.
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So the only possible way to win solo queue comp is to try your ass off and solo carry every single game? Like fuck, this is not fucking fun. It's fucking boring.
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>>151366437
>nanobots keeping her body alive even though her brain has long since died
>omnic living in her skull cavity is racist against her own kind cause she was manufactured so little
>>151366592
reeeeee
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>>151366365
Reaper's dialogue implies that Mercy is actually a he.
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>>151366318
So what's your solution? I'm not allowed to try with my friends? Fuck off autist.
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>There are Reapers and McCrees that can't kill a D.Va in enclosed spaces

I wonder if all my placement matches will be this easy. I'd post a webm, but I can't figure out how to make 17 seconds less than 3mb.
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>>151365448
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>>151365745
You are just protective because you are growing into middle-age. Your "dad" is developing.
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>>151366604
I've been getting 2 boxes a day since this event started and I just got my first legendary skin for a chara i don't play.

This is BS.
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>>151366347
But this is wrong. "Do you try to win?" is a loaded question.

If you say "No, I don't try to win," it implies that you don't play the game in a way that would even lend itself toward winning according to the game's rulesets; meaning that you don't try to eliminate the enemy heroes, you don't try to capture the control point, you don't try to move the payload, etc. Which is, of course, ridiculous. The people who are playing three Torb's on offense in KotH are still going to be trying to capture the point and kill enemies. They just aren't playing optimally.

Saying, "Yes, I try to win," is being twisted and implicitly expanded upon beyond just playing to win within the game's rulesets. There's nothing that says you can't win the game if you play Symmetra, Tjorborn, Widowmaker, or Hanzo on offense or some lopsided monohero team. You are still capable of winning the game with those team comps. People are twisting "Yes, I try to win," to mean that you should play with a competitive mindset; meaning that you pick heroes optimally, or almost optimally, suited to winning the game.
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What's with the shitty recoil that moves your crosshair in this game? Like zenny's M2 moving it in a fucking circle
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>>151366484
I feel the same except I got the Zaryah skin.
All I literally wanted was Zen's line and Tracer sprinter.
It's been more than 50 fucking boxes by now, do I still have a chance?
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>>151366535
>but you're not gonna get better with them
You get a better feel for CDs, projectile speeds/distances, mag size, reload speed, etc. I'm not saying you should do that, but you do get practice.
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>>151365448
best and cutest
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>>151363040
>Rein never puts shield up
>he charges onto point and get two kills then dies
>"WHY DO I HAVE 3 GOLDS SHIT TEAM"
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>>151366707
change the resolution
>king's row on defense
>see they have D.Va
>see another D.Va
>see a 3rd D.Va team full of D.Va's
>cap point easily
>time to break out the fuckin ;)
>switch from zenyatta to my gal
>fighting 2 D.Va's at a time in the alleyways
>ducking and dodging some rare skin D.Va's with finesse in pilot form and kill her
>keep dropping Mech on the top of payload so they have nowhere to run but away from it
>actually win
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>>151366535
You are going to get better with them though.

I don't even use the 'practice' pretense though. I just want to play fun heros and have fun. In that example I would pick tracer 100% because tracer is fun. I will try to win, but not at the expense of enjoying myself. Actually that example sucks because that's a perfectly fine team composition.

People care too much about 'counters' and the 'meta' and forget that this is an fps where you have enough agency to make plays. Sometimes I wonder how you people would fare if you were playing clan arena in quake which is 100% about making plays and you don't have the game scripted out for you beforehand.
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>>151361461
I don't even have claustrophobia and this makes me uncomfortable.
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>>151366847
This sounds way to familiar
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>>151366437
This sounds like Madoka, which was also a mecha anime
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>>151366771
You got 11 days, kid.
>tfw have everything except muricree and white qt Zarya

https://youtube.com/watch?v=doFnCzUxLU8
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>>151366816
I agree
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>>151366879
I got some .bat file i use and set the video resolution to 640, and it got to 4mb. You want me to go lower than that?
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LOOTBOX HAUL SO FAR

I've been casual
>usa emblem
>sweden emblem
>Tracer highlight intro (Sexy AF)
>Zarya skin which is useless as shit
>Pharah victory pose

How have I done so far?
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Where can I find a pet gremlin like this?
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>>151366179
Thanks
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>>151366543
>50 boxes
>still no tracer tummy
>still no nip genji
>still no americcree
You're fucked
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>dva
>reinhardt charges
>fly away
>get hooked mid-flight
>get pounded by roadhog and reinhardt

i hate teamwork
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>>151362418
>Native Americans alive in the future
Fat chance.
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>>151366736
nah it's probably just jealousy
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Got most of what I want but I'm still missing Mercy Eidgenossin, Lucio Bicycle Kick, and Mei Medal. Boxes are mostly down to duplicate player icons now.
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>>151366543
17 boxes in
all i've gotten is nip genji and soccer lucio everything else has been shit
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>everyone here says pharah is literal-shit tier
>she destroys me in an average game
>I find it near impossible to hit her when she's hovering randomly moving in the air
how bad am I? ; ;
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>>151365448
List of best ships:

Pharmercy
Widowtracer
Junkhog
Reaper76
McHanzo
Zarmei
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I know we always get 'me unga, team bunga' shitposts but holy fuck, I am seriously fucking tired of this. Play tank, DPS won't fucking kill anyone. Play DPS, tanks don't do shit. Support, good fucking luck carrying with that. I'm just so fucking frustrated, there's no fucking reason I should be losing all of my games, there's no fucking way it's ONLY me that's to blame. I'm only one person, I can only do the best of my ability.
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>inform an ana they can actually heal all those dying people around them
>they proceed to rage in chat about their bronze damage medal
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>>151367073
부산대의 지하철역에서.
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>>151366535
>that's like bringing a baseball bat to a hockey game cause you wanna get better at hitting homeruns

No it's not. That's a bad analogy. You play baseball with a baseball bat. Picking Tracer on defense isn't playing a completely different game.

It's like trying to bunt on every pitch in baseball.
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>>151366749
>defense
>getting shit pushed in
>switch to torb because fuck it
>their push slows to a crawl
>"Torb you're getting countered hard"
The mere presence of a turret will tie the hands of their flankers, even if I get no medals I am stopping their reaper, Genji and Pharah from doing whatever they want by having them focus turret first, which in turn alerts our team to their presence and allows us to deal with them easier.
People only think torb is bad because people place his turrets way too aggressively and they only serve to feed ults that way, using it to protect a flank or a point gives your team more room to breathe easy.
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>>151367232
Pick Soldier, lower your sensitivity and learn to aim.
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>>151362761
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>>151367367
this
turn off mouse acceleration in windows too
it does wonders
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>>151365448
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>play with guy who 20 levels lower than me
>still not underdogs
How is this possible?
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Does anyone else have achievements as easy as Rein? It's a little weird his are gotten pretty much by playing normally but so many others require a lot of luck/planning.
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>>151367243
>pick Rein/Zen/Solider/Reaper/McCree or even Torb
>carry
It's not hard, friend.
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My mouse's on the fly dpi buttons only switch from 1000 to 1600 to 2000. How do I get it to go to 800 dpi?
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>>151367302
>Picking Tracer on defense
Pro players do it so that means I can do it right?
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>>151367235
No fuck you doctor Ziegler belongs with Morrison reeeeeee
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>>151367452
team average has to be much less. you're probably under rank 65 arent you so it doesnt even matter.
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>>151367491
you dont
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I played Vs. AI on hard and you literally cannot play pharah because her counter is good aim and all the NPC's are aimbots.

I'm glad I play in Shitter leagues in QP.
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>>151367491
I play on 1600 dpi, just lower your sensitivity 'til you can actually aim. Start at 10 then lower it 'til around 6 to 4
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>>151367532
Okay, what's a good sensitivity setting for 1000 dpi then?
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>>151367491
Most gaming mice come with bloatware that allow you to customize settings and make macros
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>>151367491
>uses CMStorm
>wants good shooter DPI

Cough up some money and get a proper FPS mouse.
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>>151367505
That's too boring.
Mercy/Reaper is where it's at.
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>>151367490
Tell me how

Tell me fucking how
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>>151367491
Most of the gaming mice I've used have a separate program you can download to adjust settings. Try looking up your mouse on the company's site.
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>>151367604
on that topic, what are some? I use a g502 or a Naos 3200 depending on how I feel.
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>>151367367
AND DON'T FORGET TO TURN ON ALLIED HEALTH BARS
This should be an in-game tip or something, way too many people don't use it.
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>>151367556
So it's like Quake nightmare bots who become invincible if they find a railgun, but are shitters with non-hitscan weapons?
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>tfw playing this game with a 15 dollar microsoft mouse
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>>151367531
>under rank 65
50, yeah.
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>>151367491
If it's a Logitech you get the software off the site and manually set the three switch DPI settings. I had on a while back that worked that way. I would assume other manufacturers use a similar setup.
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>>151367649
g502 is an amazing mouse
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When rank does picking Symmetra become completely detrimental? She's been doing well by me so far, but I'm under 60.
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>>151367753
93.
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>Nano-boost the Symmetra for that hyper beam dick assault.
>Runs away and gets mad for "Ulting the symmetra you baddy."
>Despite the only other target being Roadhog who can't kill anyone for shit. Even after nano boosting him twice.
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>>151367753
I'd imagine you can do work with her at any level, but some maps lack good places to hide turrets, so it can be a challenge to play people who know how to handle her. At higher level play her teleporter is pretty much the only reason to bring her along. I guess the shields are nice too as an icing on the cake. And she can auto-track Genji, sort of.
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>>151367620
Learn when and when not to go in. Learn spacing. Learn when to ult and which make your team want to do shit. Learn character habits, learn the game, etc.
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>>151367491
Get a Zowie FK2. It's surley better and probably also cheaper than the mouse you're using now.
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>>151367505
>straight ships
>ships involving males as a whole

Disgusting.
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>>151366990
are you using webm for retards?
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>>151367880
>plow through an enemy team stacking behind a Rein shield as a nano-boosted Symm with alt fire
My boner could not be contained.
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>>151367983
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
They belong together
Stop being a faggot reeeeeee
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Reminder that every villain will become a good guy before Overwatch's story ends.

Reyes will see the error of his ways and reconcile with Morrison.
Widowmaker will shake her mind control and want revenge on Talon.
Symmetra will see that Talon is behind Vishkar and that the giant pyramids are going to be used for something nefarious and chaos-causing, like mass mind control that causes all humans to chimp out like the Omnics did during the Omnic Crisis, and see that she was manipulated into causing the disorder she hates so much.
Roadhog will find out that Talon was behind pitting the relocated Omnics and Outback residents against each other, through tensions escalation and providing arms to each side, and will want revenge for losing his home.
Junkrat has already tried going legit before, but blowing stuff up will be encouraged and he'll be giddy.

The game is a cliched Saturday morning superhero cartoon. It will act like one.
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>>151367620
One of my goto's:
>Enemy team is a bunch of squishies
>No reaper
>Harambe time

Defense or Offense, this shit works wonders. Jump in, focus on one squishy, jump out. Don't jump into a whole group.
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>>151366072
>Tanks would be unkillable without it
They were never unkillable you shitter. The 50% discord debuff is insane and it more greatly affects regular hp offense/defense/support heroes than tanks.
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>>151367880
>ana misses and nanoboosts me
>the lucio
>I have to charge in and try to get as much done as possible so I don't let it go to waste
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>>151367661
Why can you only do that for certain characters? Makes no fucking sense
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>>151368059
I still don't understand Ana/Widow's dialog about Widow's husband. Why would he be a fool for loving her when she gets mindraped into doing stuff? I'm probably missing details.
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>>151368005
No, it's a ffmpeg bat file that lets me set up some simple stuff.
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>It's an "Ana trying to noscope enemies and bunnyhopping like mad" episode
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I like to think that junkrat is going to turn into one of those weird, reclusive bogans married to a chinese bride
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>>151368174
Do the characters in-game even know that she was mindraped, though?
Turning blue is one thing, but it doesn't immediately speak "brainwashed".
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>>151368174
That happens when the lore/dialog is written by many people. Just like Reaper thinking Mercy is a "he"
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>>151367698
Same here.
Doing just fine, you don't particulary need a sickass 120 bucks razor mouse mate.
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>>151365448
Step aside
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Can someone teach me how to watch the entirety of the Ana Said video?

I'm cringing pretty hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANI5RxRRlGk
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>tfw throwing games just to see how low I can get before the season ends

I sure hope I don't get banned :^)
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>>151368290
Do you think there is a way to "un-mindrape" her and turn her back to normal color again?
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ending the season on rank 72, solo. Getting no man's meme tomorrow so today was my last day.

I think I lucked out on my placement matches and got placed in the high 60s bracket so I skipped the nightmare I keep hearing about in the 50s. didn't play enough for a gold weapon tho

did you set any goals and reach them for s1, /owg/?
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>>151368113
>Be Ana
>Nanoboost a Lucio by mistake because the UI can be ass
>Nigga go HUE OF NATURE on the enemy team and speedboost all over the place
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>>151362830

We once nearly lost to a team of 3 symmetras

To be fair though, we were really really bad
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>>151368419
I found Can't Stop the Healing a but more manageable but Fuck McCree is better than both
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>>151368037
>>151368113
>This is the same Symmetra that said we don't need a healer because our tank was a self-healing Roadhog
>Tell him this is why he's -20
>Get butt ravaged and pulls my shitty 39 rank from playing solo queue.
>Got place one rank under his current one.
>Realize it's faggots like this that tanked my fucking rank.
Not like it matters much anyway anything sub-60 is trash.
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>>151368059
With Genji telling Hanzo that he needs to pick a side in the upcoming conflict and all the anti and pro-omnic stories in the animated shorts, I think that Blizzard will go for a different divide at first along pro and anti-omnic lines.

On hte one hand we will have people like Genji, Lucio, Winston, Tracer etc. who are pro-omnic, on the other Zarya, Torb, Junkrat Roadhog etc who are anti-omnic. Wether Talon will reluctantly work with the anti-omnic side of Mondatta's assassination was carried out in order to cause this divide I do not know.
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>Reaper summer voiceline
>"It's in the refrigerator."

I don't get it. What does it refer?
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>>151368457
The reason why she's purple is because her heart's been slowed, so start it up again I guess?
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>>151363140
What pisses me off the most about these faggots is that they expect me to be their support bitch because they want a "proper" comp in quick play. Fuck that shit, I do that shit in competitive. When I do quick play it's because I want to have fun playing hanzo and not have some fucker get on my case about how he isn't meta.
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>>151368457
>that lipstick
Revolting
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>>151368037
Dang, Symmetra is /fit/!
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>>151368462
>reach top 500
>70 so far

I don't think it was realistic anyway since I play solo
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>>151368520
The jelly.
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When will Blizzard finally buff the shitter heroes?
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>>151368520
The door is closed, the lights are off, the butter's getting hard
and the jello's jiggling
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>>151368037
Designated shitting beach on the background

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBKXvLFjQ1I
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>>151368520
https://clyp.it/ef2oq2rq

and the jello's jiiiigggling.
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>not a good enough player to play my waifu as well as she deserves
is there a worse feeling?
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>>151368354
>Just like Reaper thinking Mercy is a "he"

wat
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>>151368643
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>>151368256
Use webm for retards you retard
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>>151368462

Trying to reach 65 but last week I've just been wobbling between 62-63. It's getting pretty silly because I've had like three attack coinflips and every loss eats away a much bigger chunk of MMR than a win. The only reason I manage to stay stable is that my winrate is slightly better than my lossrate.
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Show me your best Overwatch books, you niggers!
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>>151368520
Some announcer once thought he was the cleverest mother fucker with metaphors ever.
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>>151368457
Posting superior Amelie
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I really, really, wish there was a "fuck premades" option for queuing because I'm tired of getting stuck with 5-mans who don't bother ever coordinating with themselves let alone me, can't actually figure out the simplest tasks, and expect me to be their healer bitch. Like, no, I'm not here just for your convenience so you assholes can play whatever you want without a second thought. If you want a healer then pull from your own ranks.
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>>151368709
>practice her for 50 hours before finally gitting gud.
>she gets nerfed 3 days later

Yes. Yes there is.
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Is there any reason for blizz not make Mercy float around like an actual angel?
I mean yeah angelic decent is for that purpose but using it is a death sentence.
Why can't she float around like Zenyatta baka fampai
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>>151368574
I feel you senpai. Highest i got was 73, and because I mainly support, it's a hit and miss, sometimes I go on a win streak, sometimes it's a losestreak. Sometimes I get lucky have have pro streamers carry my dumbass. Sometimes I have people who play mei attack.
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How do I get good at Tracer?
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>>151368846
Yeah, that's more like it.
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Reminder that you can tell which sudden death side you're on as soon as the coin goes up into the air

Since you change voice channels when you move from attack to defense and vice versa, if you were defense and you get the "Joined team voice channel" message when the coin goes up, you're on attack
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Why does everyone blame me for losing? You guys expect Widow to carry you out of the 40s and 50s? Carry yourself, don't expect me to do it for you. So rude.
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>>151368696
Butter is not the only thing getting hard.
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>>151362439
>edgy s76 skin

hell fuckign yes
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>>151366340
You know you don't always derank when you lose, cmon now
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>>151368942
right click a lot
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>>151368950
A useless tidbit of information that will just make you lose hope faster and will be gone in a week anyway.
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>>151368954
people expect you to pull your weight but you don't
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Which one of you apes is this
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>>151368942
Near lethal dose of stimulants
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>>151368520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVi98BZ2OwA

Reaper is from LA and a Lakers fan.
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>>151368954
are you that widow main with the victimisation complex?
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All I want are the summer skins. Pls stop giving me shitty recolors and sprays Blizzard.
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>>151368713
>"He did this to me"
>Also says that Mercy did it to him
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>>151369052
>level 146

Can't be me
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>>151368709
>pick her constantly, which means no one else picks her on my team
>never see her unless I do her pose
Waifuing Widow is such a bittersweet experience. Hardly ever see her, and when you do, it's only for a moment.

And the worst part is that everyone else gets to see so much more of her more than you.
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>>151369052
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>tfw this will never be a skin
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>>151369178
>Roadhog main

Kill you're self you cheesing shitter
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>>151369162
Morrison is the one that fucked him up and left him for dead.
Mercy is the one who kept him alive through nanomachine Frankensteinery.
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>>151368457
stop this at once
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50th summer box what's it going to be?
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>>151361624
Cutest one.
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>>151361902
Isn't that that song from One Punch Man?
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>>151369270
So like Hanzo did to Genji?
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>>151369264
Holy shit she's ten time better without the helmet.
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>>151363749
My god...
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>it's another loss because lucio used his ult when nobody was around
>it's another loss because lucio stood at respawn spamming group up when his team needed heals and someone to contest the point

I wish people wouldn't assume Lucio is as mindless as they are. There's less shame in trying to learn another support than locking one that could be actually useful in someone else hands.
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How does Mercy do it?
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>>151369345
3 sprays and an icon
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>tfw just got this game

How do I git gud?
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>>151369264
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>>151368462
Soloqueue my way to golden weapon. Now just 6 wins (plus end-of-season bonus) away.
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>>151368462
Oh, I had a goal. I had one goal- get to 65.

I got to 61. This used to be 54%.
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>>151369264
Would be cool if some skins had a toggleable option. Like helmet for that tracer skin, cape for her summer skin, rein's helmet, etc
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>this will never be a Zarya skin
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>>151362724
Just go to reddit, they may be a bunch of autists but for something like this that's strictly a good thing.
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>>151369268
>implying rodhod doesnt take masterful positioning and timing
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>>151363265
I am Pharah's daddy.
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>>151368462
get top 500
69 atm with max of 70
i cant play genji or mccree well enough to carry unfrotunately
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>>151369052
Oh hey, I just played with that duo in comp earlier. They were fucking garbage.
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>>151369270
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Reaper/Quotes

Being Resurrected
"At least you got it right this time."

Killing Mercy
"Don't forget: you're the one responsible for this."
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>>151369451
20 wins away here, given up hope of reaching 65 but my highest is rank 60 and I have 80 wins.

I should be able to solo queue grind 20 more wins out and get a golden gun by the end of the season.
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>>151365448
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>>151362724
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8b/10b_encoding
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>Get a guy with a silver portrait on my team
>Goes Genji
>We lose

ebin
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>>151369045
I do pull my weight. But they expect me to pull their weight too. But that's their problem.

>>151369091
No. That was my first post in this thread. If I had a victim complex I'd be blaming everyone else for me being bad. I'm not bad though, nor am I blaming anyone else for losing. We lost as a team. There's no point in blaming anyone because it won't change what happened.
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>>151366707
>>151368727
It keeps cutting off the last second or so, but it's not that much of a big deal. Thanks for telling me about this.
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>>151369748
It seems like there's almostr always a godly or terrible genji.
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>>151369427
padding
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What is Tracy's effective range? Her damage dealing is insane up close, but that seems way too dangerous for her.

Should I be going in DEEP for KILLS or sitting around mid range and peppering the enemy, only diving in to finish a straggler or healer.

Teach me the ways of Tracy.
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>>151362724
http://wiki.gamedetectives.net/index.php?title=Sombra_ARG
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>>151369828
Nope, sounds like you're not being a team player.
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>dash towards the enemy
>hold left click
>dash through the enemy
>dash away
repeat
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>>151369954
for>>151369881
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>>151369607
Right, so what's the problem? His revive quote even implies that Mercy just got his resurrection wrong.
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>>151369848
that's boner inducing
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>>151369848
Just play around with the bitrate.

Is this the version that you are using?
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
If not, then you should. It's more up-to-date and has a cleaner UI.
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>>151368261
As much as I love thinking about domestic Junkrat this dude gon be dead by like, 35.
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>>151368945
Merci and Mercy are pronounced very differently though.
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>>151370014
Mercy is fucking evil.
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>>151368462
>only played 12games
>rank 65
I'm good didn't even catch ebola or cancer.
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I just lost a competitive KOTH against a team with Symmetra and Hanzo.
Two Russians or whatever just kept shouting at each other over the mic.

What do you even do in that situation? Was playing Lucio.
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>>151369270
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>>151369940
If I wasn't a team player, I wouldn't prioritize killing the enemy Reinhardt's shield, Mei, Mercy, Pharah or Joker's tire/traps. I'd be going for easy kills. I cover my team's backs. And I don't even ask for them to do the same, nor do I expect them to. In fact, sometimes my teammates just sit there and throw tantrums or go afk, abandoning the rest of the team just because they didn't get to be the special snowflake calling the shots. Just because things don't go your way 100% of the time doesn't mean you give up. I don't abandon my team.

We all bought the game, we're all here to get better, we're all want see how high we can place in Competitive mode. I just happen to not pick easy mode meta when I want to rank up. I like to work for my kills, thanks.
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>start game
>stays on the screen showing teams and never lets me select a character
>leave and rejoin
>select character
>load in and no-one has any models its just a load of nametags floating around

ive lost 2 ranks instantly because the game isnt working
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>>151369881
Deep in for kills

She's squishy, but she can also blink all over the place, move at sanic speeds, and has a big 'get out of jail free' button with Recall

The entire point of Tracer is to slip past the defenses, slap everyone with your dick real fast, then zip away faster than they can react

It's dangerous, yes, but that's Tracer for you. Gotta live dangerously if you wanna murder the squishies
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>>151369881
Make use of sneaky map routes. KOTH is full of fun flanking tunnels for Tracer to utilitize, and you're at your most powerful when behind to the the side of an enemy with a corner to blink behind nearby. Your main goal should be exposed snipers, unprotected supports and low health assault heroes. I occasionally will take a D.Va headon for sweet critbox ult charge, and Roadhog from behind for the same reason, but don't overstay your welcome. You're the squishiest hero in the game, and a Roadhog hook and a D.Va booster+melee will kill you very quickly.
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>playing competitive
>temple of anubis
>decide to go mccree the entire match
>play the game
>we lose defense, but not by too much
>attack
>we get the first point with relative ease
>second point we almost get a few times but the enemy holds us back
>speedboosting lucio on the other team grants them a bit of point contesting
>Reaper on the team blames me for not killing him despite killing him multiple times
I guess people always need somebody to blame
I got gold elims too
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>>151370014
someone please post the emo version of this. Gets me every time. I'm already giggling like a shitter.
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So is Pharah EZ mode or what?
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>>151369495
I agree, I hate when I don't see my characters eyes. At the same time I hate sitting tracer doesn't have her googles on. This would be perfect >>151369543
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>>151370319
Pharah is nightmare mode.
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>>151370105
>Solo-Q as a semi decent D.Va
Works almost every time. If I can't play D.Va, I'll just play Reaper or Roadhog. Or Torbjorn.
>>151370125
That is the version I am using. Will do for any other future webms. Thanks.
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>>151370226
okay its still happening I can play quick play or training but in competitive the hero select just doesnt show up.

what do I do. do I have to reinstall the game because its randomly broke or what.
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>>151370319
>games are full of mccrees, zennys and dvas
Nope its quite hellish.
You can still play her against retards.
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>tilting in game
>use her hello voice line
>user her equipped voice line
>hear her voice
>instantly untilt
what are you tricks anons for when you feel the tilt coming on?
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>>151370483
i play bastion
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you guys have your waifu as your wallpaper right?
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>>151368540
This, had some autistic unranked 40 hour genji main, in comp rage hard in a QP game because we didn't have 2 healer 2 tank and demanded I swap off Zarya to play lucio because 1 Zenyatta wasn't enough healing.

I tried telling him that Genji shouldnt need a healer because he should be grabbing health packs around the map and that I don't play quick play to play a boring champ like lucio which apparently fueled his rage.

We still won, I got 3 golds and called him a shitter. Great times.
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>>151370145
More like it's a miracle that he's still alive, or hasn't lost ALL his limbs (although Mercy would probably give him cyborg ones)
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>>151370483
Dick around on the map and enjoy the environment, running around from platform to platform is very cathartic. I usually play Lucio in ranked so it still helps the team since I don't actually need to put in effort to heal.
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>>151370319
>play dva
>make it my mission to hunt down mid-air pharahs all day

I legit made a pharah ragequit last match, it was glorious. Just fly into them with matrix up, boop+melee then blast away
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> people hit rank 65
> stop trying in ranked

my favourite meme
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>>151370483
pick widowmaker
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I just wanted freedom, instead got weeabo
Well I guess Americree and TORB YES are the only ones left.
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>>151370594
he'd be one hundred percent dead without roadhog
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>>151370364
Does Pharah's splash damage count for her accuracy? Because she's one of my highest accuracy heroes.
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>Play Roadhog
>Win
>Get 1/4th of a rank

>Play D.Va
>Win
>Get 1/15th of a rank with better individual stats

What gives?
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Road Hog is the most satisfying hero to use. Prove me wrong.

There is nothing more satisfying than hooking some smug sniper who thinks she's hot shit off her perch and sodomizing her with your non-kosher pig cock.
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>>151370364
>>151370426
>>151370628
>just started playing
>not even level 4
>been mostly playing Pharah and absolutely dominating

So I'm just lucky then?
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>>151370483
Enjoy the backgrounds.
>Gibraltar defense
>play Hog
>go to the cliffs to watch the sea and the boats
>friendly Mercy approaches, we greet each other
>stand there enjoying the view together for some time
And then we went to battle and won. It was sweet.
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>>151370759
>defense roadhog on route 66
>keep hooking their rein while im on the catwalk and shooting him in the top of his head

felt good
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>>151370759
Right click one shotting their supports feels better than hooks. But yeah Roadhog is fun as fuck
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>>151370764
When you get matched with people who actually know how to play, you'll see less success. You will get discorded and then picked out of the sky by McCree
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>>151370764
>Play against the biggest shitters in the game
>Win
>Brag about it on 4chan
???

Call me when you can dominate a 70s ranked comp game as Pharah.
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>>151370483
Fap to Winston and get back into the game
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>>151370764
You're not lucky youre level 4. Everyone else in your games is about your skill level, aka literally just started playing doesnt know what characters even do yet.
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>>151370764
>level 4

wow anon, dont forget to link your twitch
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>>151369670
D.Va's waifu is mai waifu.
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>>151370923
>Fap to Winston
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>>151369670
Tumblr seriously has the weirdest artstyles I've seen anywhere.
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>>151362439
>implying the best thing to come out of this isn't a omnic zarya skin holding a dismembered human arm that shoots blood and guts and shit.

also winston Harambe skin
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>>151370809
Man, coming from games like Halo and Borderlands, I feel like the skyboxes in this game are a bit weak. Sure the colors and art style are pretty, but the textures are so low-res, and the draw distance for the skybox is way too close, feels like wallpaper instead of a big world.

I think what sets this game apart though is definitely the lighting, art style, and character animation. Everything is just so lively and fun. Just wish the skyboxes were better made. Hell, behind the Attacking team base on the Anubis stage looks so gross and barren. Like they ran out of time when designing the level. The playable area is great though, so I guess that's what matters.
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>>151370759
>When you sneak around the choke point and hook their Mercy right off their Reinhardt without him even noticing
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>>151370645
>t. salty 50s player
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Fareeha Amari a qt.
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>>151371162
I kinda dig it, just because her sense of humour is so goofy and cartoony.
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>>151371239
I'm 67 but i want to hit 70 :(
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>>151370730
Yes
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>if I lose, over half my bar drains out
>if I win, I only get a little quarter of it back

Come on nigga
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>dorado attack
oh boy its gonna be another quick loss before the first point!
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>>151370764
(You)
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>>151371313
Well good luck.
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I wish there was a "Don't stick me with a fucking premade" option. I'm so tired of getting stuck with the band of retards who decide to play ranked together and then we get matched against an actual competent group of players.

If a premade has Hanzo in it and they try justify it saying they're a pro Hanzo I know I'm fucked and I don't even want to play 3 rounds of KotH to take that loss.
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>>151371312
I like it some pictures more than others
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>>151370530
of course i do
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>>151371416
nice thumbnail, nerd, where'd you get it, the dumb thumbnail store
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>>151370483
>shouting weebspeak at a bunch of squishies followed by the old triple/quad kill.wav
>the sweet sound of three ticks and a reddish white visual cue letting me know I landed some ninja stars

feels good man. feels real good.
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i wonder what tracer's pits smell like hahaha
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>>151371494
Can you supply the picture? I don't use Reinhardt, but that is an awesome wallpaper.
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>>151371334
really?
should be an ez win
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>>151371416
>>151371529
>Zarya with Helck face
Please stop.
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>>151370173
You accept the loss and move on
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>Gibraltar
>Our defense is 2 McCrees, Soldier, Shimada brothers and me
>Go ana because fuck it
>Keep everyone healthy and alive
>Dish out nana boosts
>We win
>45% healing done card

Was really beautiful. Meanwhile the enemy healer got the card for damage.
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>>151371563
here you go bud
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>>151371529
Off 4chan of course, my prime place for thumbnails. Thanks for the full picture.
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>>151371562
i want to have taco night with mercy haha just because haha
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>>151371312
How do I join this community. I feel like I'm in the corner with my anti-social friends (you guys) and missing out on all the fun in the 'real' community. You know the ones that draw all the fun fanart, make cosplay, sing fan songs, etc. I feel like everyone in /owg/ either hates the game, tries way too hard, or are master perverts.

I checked the official forums, it's just complaining and meta-talk. You can't even group up with people for pre-mades. It's just one forum fits all.
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>>151371672
I thought this was a weird euphemism for lesbian sex until I read the quoted post.
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>next short is bastion

I'm not even sure how to feel about it.
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>>151371707
reddit
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>>151371707
tumblr
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>>151371759
>it's a timelapse of Bastion sitting in a warehouse for 50 years doing nothing but holding Mouse 1
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>>151371707
Reddit mostly, not joking.
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>>151371759
IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE HIM AGAINST ZARYA
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>>151371707
Ebaumsworld
>>
I love the smell of pulse ammunitions in the morning.
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>>151371770
>>151371810
wrong answers. guess I'm stuck with you guys.
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>>151371895
90% of the fanart comes from tumblr
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>>151371707
Deviantart or Gaia Online xD
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>>151371938
I'd rather die than go to tumble
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>>151371892

>pulse ammunitions

Isn't he talking about pulse emissions?
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>>151371707
tumblr.

I ain't even fucking with you dude. tumblr's got a bad rep on here because it's got a kooky radfem side, but that shit's so easy to ignore. the vidya side of tumblr is great for fanart and lame lore stuff. comfy af.
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>>151371895
There's no other "communities". I draw fanart myself, I follow people who do to, I don't know them and don't talk to them. I only discuss stuff on 4chan and play with one friend of mine.
If you want some sense of community you either go to reddit or don't and just enjoy it like this.
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>>151371562
Lemonade.
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>>151372040
It's "Pulse munitions" as in, munitions for his pulse rifle.
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>>151363971
Al-tikraar Ye'alem Al-shotaar - التكرار يعلم الشطار
Repetition improves skill.

Al-Adaelah nazlah men fo' - العدالة نازلة من فوق
Justice rains from above.

Wareehom 'owetak - وريهم قوتك
Show them your strength.

Baseeta - بسيطة
It was nothing

Dah hah yefeedak - ده حيفيدك
This will help you.

Dah hah yekoon mo'lem - ده حيكون مؤلم
This is going to hurt.
>>
>you will never strap Mei to an operating table, gently assuring her it'll be okay as you take your saw to her skull
>you will never gently remove 40% of the mass of her prefrontal lobe, watching in delight as she slowly loses herself as you carve away her higher brain functions
>you will never bathe her and flip her daily to prevent bedsores as she is in recovery
>you'll never see the childish wonder in her eyes when she awakes, essentially an easily stimulated doll for you to play with
>you'll never teach her how to drink from a bottle, or gently spoon mushed up food you chewed yourself into her mouth to feed her
>you'll never tuck her into bed, gently stroking all over her body as she murmurs and falls asleep
>she'll never inquisitively suck on your rock hard cock, licking up precum greedily as a tasty snack and gripping your shaft like a lollipop
>you'll never fuck her ass raw as she sobs into the pillow before putting talcum powder all over it as a punishment for when she's naughty
>you'll never greedily slurp up her drool every morning to wake her up, suckling her cheeks for the sweet nectar
>she'll never call you daddy in her slurred, barely coherent voice as her feebled mind tries to process who you are despite lacking long term memory
>>
This is your daily reminder to gas ALL omnics.

They are LITERALLY cucking humanity. They are LITERALLY stealing our women and mindbreaking them on the BBC (Big Bionic Cock). They are LITERALLY erecting statues of themselves in your cities, holding your childrens hands.

All omnics are one God Program away from another horrifying world war and you honestly expect them to live side by side in your cities?

Fuck omnics.
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>coinflip hanamura defense.
>this should be piss at level 56 pick bastion.
>healslut mercy latches onto me like a lamprey and won't fuck off to actually heal other players despite my polite suggestions.
>before the round starts just walk to the enemies spawn.
>die
>lose match.

Thats what I do for parasites, fuck off and try healing / damage boosting others you pathetic specimen.
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>>151370014
Does anyone have the *teleports behind you* pic that came from this comic?
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>>151371892
Smells like victory.
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>>151372001
ok
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Explain this: After losing terribly on attack in quick play, an enemy player calls your team "try-hards".
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>>151372191
delete this
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>ana ult an ulting genji twice
>he doesn't register a single kill either time
wat actually do?
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>>151372259
Anyone else want to do their job today?
MOVE THE PAYLOAD!
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>>151372318
Ult your Hanzo instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8V_5powkJk
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>>151372228
Man, just send that healslut over here if you don't want her. I'll take care of her for you.
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>>151372160

>smelling ammo

Soldier69 confirmed for being a /k/unt
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>>151372196
>Gas
>Omnics
What?
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>Joins game
>Immediately loses
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>>151372417
>He's never smelled pic related

I'm pretty sure this stuff is what Mercy's pussy smells like.
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>Playing Pavementpig
>Get Ana ulted right as I'm about to walk around the corner on to the point
>Thought there was only a Lucio on it but she ulted from a position where she can see the point, so I must have been wrong
>Start ulting, assuming there's actually someone there
>It's just Lucio
>Stand there burning two ults on basically nothing
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>>151372379
Ana speed ups every ult also increases the aoe
even tracer bomb becomes a huge treat
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>>151372605
This is a GOOD smell.
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>>151372532
Its static EMP gas. I ain't gotta explain shit.
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>>151372532
this is hot, do you have any more?
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>>151372394
>actually wanting a pocket healer.
It's midly understanding if you don't have any form of self-heal but for fucks sakes i'm not going to put up with this level of retardation in comp matches.
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>>151372417
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>>151372606
>anaboosted as boulevard bovine
>ult nowhere near ready
>run around trying to jam my gun in peoples faces to meatshot them
I'm big and fat but I'm not the fucking Heavy, wait till I have ult or boost a soldier or reaper
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If every Ana player would just hurry up and kill themselves already I would really appreciate it.
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>>151372180
Thanks!
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>>151372691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMD_cv4fM4s
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is this a famas?
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>defending Numbani
>go Rein
>our Mei and Junkrat decide that it's not enough to pick two shit characters; they want to spawn camp the enemy
>they die immediately, despite being told to get back to the point
>we have absolutely no chance now 4v2 and lose the first point
>snowballs from there
>attack
>on the very last point, our only support, Lucio, goes fucking Bastion
>with less than a minute left
>doesn't kill anything, dies immediately
>defeat
>I ask him what the fuck he was thinking
>"It's too hard for you to understand."

Jesus Christ, Blizzard, remove these useless defense characters from the game. They attract shitters and borderline retards. Why the fuck would any human being with a moderate amount of time on Overwatch think that a Bastion would be a better choice than a support on attack?
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Dumb thought time.
Would AnaBoosting have any effect on Mercy Ult.
Like anything at all.
Because I highly doubt there has ever been a combination of situations where someone has accidentally done this.
But I want to know, for science.
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>>151372878
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What gold gun/skin combo should I buy when I get my points?
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>>151372970
>dumb thought time
Remove ana and lucio from the game, give ana's ult to mercy.
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>>151372972
How long were you waiting to use that image?
>>
Tell me how Winston isn't the shittiest
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>>151372907
Mei and Junkrat are both very good picks for first-point defense on Nubani. Upper Lucio push is extremely powerful, but a Mei wall can stop it and the first hero through will hit a Junkrat trap. Both Mei and Junkrat's attacks are good for spamming large healthpack. Junk can get enviro kills on long, and Mei can freeze tanks or reapers coming from long or large health.

You'll want to switch characters past that point, however.
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>>151372761
>Still playing ParkwayPorcine
>Same Ana announces ult is up
>Spam that mine is up as I arrive at the point
>She ults our Junkrat who uses it to chase Tracer to their spawn
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Newfag who just bought the game. Any tips/suggestions on how to not be complete shit starting out?
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>>151373101
I've actually used it this month.
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How to make Symmetra, Winston and Mei not useless in one simple step.

Their left clicks disable movement abilities when you're hit with them.
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Just need d.va's taegeukgi skin.
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So how do i get better at mcree?
I have good aim and can outaim rank 70 main mcrees but when it comes to gamesense i am a total shitter.
I can't use my ult properly and always end up getting overwhelmed.
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>>151373114

Mei and Junkrat are useless 6v2, like every other character. They are also inferior to almost all DPS.
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>>151373183
Don't main.
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>>151373261
REEEEE WHY DO YOU GET TO HAVE 4 SKINS AT 27 BOXES
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>>151373261
>>151373316
I fucking swear that D.va Skin is super rare.
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What streamers can I watch to look at high-level Tracer play?
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>>151373183
Try everything in the testing range for a soild amount of time. Dont just go in for a few minutes on a character, use skills, and move on. play with the skills, move about, use the different heights and areas, the moving platforms etc.
Then go and do some VS the AI medium, because easy is pointless and hard takes too long.
Get used to playing with people, get used to the maps, take your time in there.
Proceed to Quick Play when you feel comfortable enough with 2 or 3 characters and see how you fair.
If you can try and become comfortable with at least 2 characters for each type [attack/def/tank/support] your good to go onwards
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>>151362237
I thought widowmaker was completely OP before her nerfs? Then why does she have such low usage on the first part?
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>>151373108
He can chain-lightning a Mercy and three Hanzos standing together.
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>tfw found my calling
I had no idea 76 was so good.
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>genjis bitching about lucios/zens ulting every time he does

Cry me a river weeb. I hope they nerf you to hell and back soon, so they can actually use it for something useful again.
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>>151373520
Because lots of heroes in Overwatch fluctuate in usefulness based on the skill of the player.
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>>151373225
Rather than disabling them, all forms of movement should be slowed when Mei's slow is affecting you. Like, if you have a 50% reduction in movement speed, your jumping, double-jumping, dashes, and whatnot should also have their speed/distance reduced.

Winston's Tesla is probably fine. He just needs work elsewhere. Stronger than average melee damage, faster cooldown on the barrier, maybe a wall climb. What kind of gorilla can't climb?
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>>151373648
Maybe change his lightning gun so it actually chains. You hit the edge of one person standing in a stack, it conducts from person to person and hits everyone within range in the stack for full damage apiece.
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>>151373648
Fake pic, you can clearly see that's a mask
probably not even a real person he's holding
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>WINSTOOOOOOOOOOON

Why can't we get more cinematics with heroes working together?
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>>151373424
surefour
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>>151373293
>implying Junkrat doesn't have higher damage per game than all the attackers
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>>151373839
he's a cheater though
>>
>>151373424
I'm not sure if he streams, but AZK on youtube. If he's not playing McCree, he's playing Tracer.
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>>151373842

And yet, for some reason, the people who play this game for a living, only use Junkrat on firstpoint defense on a handful of maps.

I wonder why that is...
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>>151373305
>>151373436
Hmm, alright. Cheers
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How to vastly improve the game in one change:

Triggering ult instantly wastes the charge.
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>>151373994
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Am I the only one who thinks Reaper looks like a total fucking edgelord?
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>>151373839
>>151373904
Thanks
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Post healslut
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>>151373943
What the pros do works for them. You aren't a pro and neither are your opponents. Far point defense points can benefit from one defense hero for a specific purpose.
>>
>>151373994
The thing that infuriates me about this game is that if you interrupt someone's ult too early they'll instantly get 50% or 30% back. That's the stupidest fucking thing ever to me.
>>
>Winston Zarya D.Va Ana Lucio Tracer
Man it was fun, cancelling all ults, and funposting about Haramble. Also Haramble's name was RAPEAPE
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>>151374105
ues
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>>151374105
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>>151374180
That's not the case for all heroes.

McCree can cancel out his and get 50% back which I disagree with.
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>>151374147
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Getting into comp and after watching some players I've noticed and now I wonder: Why do people intentionally pop Zarya shields? Isn't that too dangerous?
>>
>>151373994
>Overwatch porn parody
I mean I can't say it didn't have it coming.
>>
i fucking spammed too much orbs with zen
now my wrist fucking hurts

also why does my team never shoot at the discorded tanks
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>>151373225
Symmetra's ult and turrets need a rework to be honest.

>have the teleporter deploy 1 on symmetra's position, another on a targetable location like reaper's repositioning, placable on walls or ceilings, no more charges

>change turrets into devices that provide portable mini reinhardt shields, limit two, 500 HP, destroyed if 0hp, regenerates after not being hit for a while

>change alt fire: remove pierce, increase projectile speed, have them ricochet once
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>>151374305
+50% charge won't help a Zarya if she's dead. If you see one with critical health and you're confident she can't get away but she might if she has a 2 second head start, pop it and kill her immediately.

One Reaper shot and a quick melee instantly pops it, btw.
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>>151374305
If she's at 5% health and she shields, ideally you can burst down the shield and kill her before she has time to do any real damage with that extra charge.
>>
>>151373760
the only thing winston needs buffed to be as viable as other tanks is replace more of his health with armor he's too squish right now. he'll still have 500 hp but make more red bars yellow maybe the same as reinhardt
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>26 boxes or something
>Get MURICA Mcree skin, Honhonhon Widow skin, HUEHUEHUE IT'S THE ONLY THING THIS COUNTRY IS GOOD AT OTHER THAN ARMED ROBBERY, SHAKING ASSES, AND STEALING Lucio football skin, Brit whore track and field skin
>Plus golden steambot skin

>Only, only, only thing I wanted was Zarya blonde skintight skin

what
>>
>>151372657
a huge treat? sounds yummy
>>
>>151374305
If she's 50% or less on health and I think I can kill her I will try her shields be damned.
>>
>>151372657
I want Tracer's treat!
>>
>>151374303
jesus fucking christ that face is horrifying
>>
>>151374475
You still have time, bruh.
I got it late as well.
>>
>>151374363
make sentries invisible until they are attacked

placement of a teleporter gives symmetra an instantaneous 3 sentries

increase her beam's range by 30%

give her alternate healing turrets
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>>151374530
how so?
>>
>>151374517
>>151374419
>>151374424
Makes perfect sense.
Does this doubly apply to whomever she shields if they're critical as well?
>>
>>151374530
looks fine to me
>>
Wait, did they get rid of Tracer's thong?
>>
>>151374180
They're not getting it back, that haven't used it up.
Most ults have a time span in which it goes from 100 to zero. For some it's a split second, for others it's the full duration of the ult. McCree is an exception.
>>
>>151374530
The forehead brings me back to when I watched Code Lyoko as a kid.
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>see a legendary pop out
>get hype
>also get a spray that perfectly sums up how I feel about it
>>
>>151374305
Reaper point blank and Bastion can chew the shields and Zarya in split seconds, so they can just disregard it
>>
>>151374723
yeah SJWs complained about it on twitter. they also made symettra's butt smaller and toned down widows derrierre as well because of it
>>
>>151374475
Just but the 50 pack.
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>mfw I lost 0-3 on Ilios
>and had gold elims as Lucio

>>151374174

Or a team can simply go 2 attack, support, tank and just win through that instead of using gimmicky, one-note characters.
>>
>>151374808
I got the blue one out of summer box too.
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>>151374180
>McCree uses his ult
>Everyone hides
>he cancels
>pot shots a few people
>His ult is back to 100%

Who allowed this
>>
>>151374723
That picture was an edit.

>>151374808
To be fair that's the best spray you can get since you can make it go over other sprays.
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>>151374530
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>>151374723
Yes.

Mercy still has her camel toe though.
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>>151374559
>Inverse car wash in a doorway
>Put a Reinhardt in the same doorway
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>>151374837
Why do sjw's have to ruin everything nice?
>>
>>151374723
Yes, they also made Reinhardt's bulge bigger
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>>151374723
anon..
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>be defense on cart
>4 roadhogs on my team
>be Lucio
>they're all too scared to stand next to the cart to push the other team away
>lose
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>>151374594
>>151374637
she has a fivehead, fetal alcohol syndrome and a head the size of my ass
i just fixed it with like 30 sec in ms paint
>>151374801
shit's huge
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>>151374895
you've permanently ruined this picture for me, why anon?
>>
Reminder that blizzard is still letting pros use hacks
>>
>22 summer boxes so far
>only summer games icons and sprays
fuck this shit
>>
>>151374961
>quickplay
LMAO
>>
>>151374723
Wait what?
>>
>Roadhog bitches I'm not healing him as Lucio
>We win
>He gets the POTG
>In which he ultis and chases the enemy team at sanic speed
>Immediately shuts up
>>
>>151374961
>4 roadhogs on my team
Unf I can smell the ults instantly charging from here
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>>151375007
Not guilty until proven guilty m8
Anyway who fucking care about "Competitive" Ow.
>>
>>151374981
most of these goobs havent seen a real human female face in a while so...
>>
>>151375007
bitch on the forums where blizzard will actually see
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>>151374995
I like the long grey hair look.
>>
>>151375108
if internethulk and taimou's aimbot clips aren't proof enough, the competitive community is doomed.
>>
>>151375053
>talks about being bitched at for no audiomedic
>boasts about speedboost
???????
>>
>>151375196
>>151375196
>>151375196
NEW
>>
>>151374623
It only applies if it's a critical target who's worth super charging Zarya.

There's also a situation where you're suppressing an area with fire to keep the enemy back. Zarya putting up bubbles might discourage a Junkrat from shooting in, but if he stops for the 4+ seconds to wait for the bubbles they'll have pushed forward.

100% Zarya is frightening, but not as much as you'd think. Compare 150 dps and the difficulty to hit on her maximum charge laser pointer to Hanzo's 104 dps (not including head shots). Zarya can only use this within 15 meters, otherwise she has to use her 95 damage (at 100%) secondary which isn't much compared with Junk and Pharah's 80/120 damage shots more than once per second.

TL;DR: Zarya's charge doesn't matter if she can't get close to you.
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>>151375209
He wasn't healing him because he was speedboosting him so the Roadhog could get the most out of the ult. Make sense?
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>>151361967
>blood splats whenever roadhog shoots people
why don't we have this in the final game
>>
>>151375312
oh ic thanks. so he isnt retarded just illiterate.
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>>151366980
>>151366816
True
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>>151364531
Maybe he played soloq, deranked, started from low-ish unfixed placements?
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>>151370483
I don't need any tricks. I'm alway in tilt.
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>>151369380
Yes it is. OST 18. Sorrow.
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