/smgen/ - SMITE General

First for vvgf

first for more loli goddesses when

xth for TERRAS BIG DONKEY DICK

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OH HEY SENPAI~!

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xth for fitness

and cute futas

>>151311392
Why do I always miss the new thread by a post?

>>151312506
Because you're a faggot

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>>151312506
Just don't play him like a retard. everyone will tell you build different things on odin but regardless always build based on the enemy team. Get some situational defensive items and a few offensive ones.

I'm assuming you're talking about solo odin or something. So if you win lane early just roam mid and force fights at gf.

Artemis jungle when?

Geb buff hype

>Game minimised in post match stats.
>Logged out with 'warning, if you continue to remain idle you will be kicked from the match'
th-thanks.

I actually like the LATAM He Bo skin. What is wrong with me?

>>151315365
You're a shitskin.

>>151315365

vew

>>151314753
It never actually kicks you from post match stats. It gives you that message in fucking jungle practice too. Again it never actually kicks you from that either.

Just more quality hirez programming.

>>151315365
>suck with he bo but want to main him
>will never dominate enemy teams while making everyone mute me

Can you combo skadi's ice rink with Hun Batz ult for maximum lulz?

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When representing someone's age in a drawing or piece of artwork, the telltale sign os the level of the eyes. Eyes are set on the eye line, which goes across the face from the top where the ear meets the head.

Infants eyes are set well below this line, pictured here you can see only the eyebrows meet it. Children tend to have the top of their eye meet the line, and adult will have the bottom of their eye rest on this line. Tween and teens generally have this line through their pupils, as we see on Jing Wei.

>hurr what HiRez calls her doesn't matter, she doesn't look like a tween
Her eyes are set just a tiny bit below the middle of the line, making her on the young side of teenage, probably 13.

>>151315843

Sure, you can combine skadi's ice with lots of things. Hades ult makes people just ping pong around, same thing with Cabrakan stomp

>>151315898
at least you put some effort in your shitposting keep it up kid

>>151315898
Stop it Erod

>>151315898
And? What's your point? Most of us don't deny that she is a loli.

I know when playing Guardians like Khepri and Geb, that I am not expected to do much aside from buff/bodyblock/shield my allies, but I also like getting kills, so my k/d is not abysmal. Should I go for kills, or mostly protect allies and pop off my abilities on minions?

>>151315898
You do realize the shitposting and pedocalling is just a joke right? You're surely not autistic enough to take the shitposting to heart, right?

>>151315898
Knowing she is a delicious loli only makes me lust for her more. Thanks Anon, you have fed my pedophiliac urges even more!

>>151316429
>pop off abilities on minions
Just saying this first above all else, don't waste any unnecessary mana on minions. Shit is rarely worth it but especially when you're still in the early game. Just let the hunter farm. There may be times where you don't cast anything for a good 20 or 30 seconds, be patient and always have your abilities on the ready to react to whatever is happening.

Going for kills is a case by case decision, if you think you can pull it off then of course do so but some gaurdians do shit damage regardless and you might just waste your time if the enemy pulls an escape. Aggresse more if you have people with you that can do damage, by yourself it's probably better to back off and spend some time recalling or grabbing a camp.

>>151315745
>being bad with the highest burst mage with a 2 cool down move and knock up
Kill yourself.

>>151315898
You do realize this post more indefinitely proves her to be around the age of 15-16 not tween. Most drawn around thirteen wouldn't look like her

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>>151315898

>>151317430
It puts her midway between 10 and 18, so 14 is being generous, but considering she is just a touch below the line, I'm going with 13.

>>151316915
Alright, I'll give that strategy a shot. Thanks Anon. I know having a shit k/d as a Guardian should be expected, but it really, really irritates me.

>>151317175
>mage with effective range of 2cm is easy
yeah forgot how popular he was
>only mage with high damage
go ahead and post your awesome he bo record

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>>151315898
Does she age with mastery? Her eyes are above for her master

>>151316153
Wasn't me, again.
I would be really impressed if you could get it right for once.

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>MFW Poisoned Star
>MFW I hate playing hunters and assassins

>>151317770
Her head is tilted here. I used the most straight-on image I could find that was official artwork.

>pedos continue to deny she's a child

classic

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>>151318015
This also has her eyes higher than the original

>>151317597
If you want a good k/d then play Bacchus or Xing if you're good with him.

>>151317770
Can you imagine how tight her virgin ass and pussy would feel? I mean look at how tight her skirt is, how shapely her thighs are. Prime breeding material right there. Feeling her feathers flex against your sides as you hold her down and fuck her till her mind breaks and she milks you for every last drop of your seed. Doing everything she can to get her fertile womb invaded by your semen, clawing at your back as she convulses from orgasms, her face contorted with grimaces of pleasure, panting as her tongue lolls out of her mouth.

>terra will never rub her donkey dick on your face to get herself hard

>>151318376
Xing is my main and primary pick on almost all modes. Bacchus is fun as well. I still want to be more of an asset to the team though. I just enjoy Guardians a ton, followed by team-friendly Warriors like Guan.

>>151319532
Why am I horny?

>>151318218
Those are lower, are you blind?

>>151317667
Knock them up towards you, hit em with the 2cm move and if they're not dead, ult. Chase or escape with scroll. Get close enough to knock up or use 2cm move with scroll. Every He Bo I fight does this. Its not hard at all.

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>>151319532

Who is Jing's Voice actress?

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>>151319532
nice.

>>151319532
Wew lad

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>>151318218
No eye change suggests anon is just a moron.

>>151321747
I don't see your point here.

>>151321935
Probably because you're autistic

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>they continue to reply and feed (You)'s
>they get baited into these arguments every thread

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>>151318218
This image literally has the eyes lower than the one I used. An top of that the head is at an angle, it's not a reliable source.

>>151321747
You're not really making a statement here. Would you mind actually saying something?

>>151322389
I'm just posting during queues, I don't mind responding to bait if I can pretend it's real and I'm actually btfo'ing someone with my terrible points.

>>151322495
You can't compare those pics because her head is tilted :^)

>>151322716
Do you read posts before you reply to them?

>>151322795
>This image literally has the eyes lower than the one I used.
Do you? Oh, wait. You're just pretending to be retarded

>>151322716
>>151322941
>the head is at an angle, it's not a reliable source
So do you have down's syndrome, or are you just "pretending" to be retarded?

>>151322941
So I guess I'll take that as a "no, I don't read"
I literally say in the post that that image isn't a good image for this.

>>151322995
>So do you have down's syndrome, or are you just "pretending" to be retarded?
Just using your logic. So yes I guess you do have down syndrome>>151318015

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So it's really gonna be another one of these threads huh

>>151323179
What are you even trying to say? Both times the image was posted I said it wasn't a reliable source. Both when you did it and when I did it. Where is the problem here?

>>151318218
>>151322045
>>151322716
>>151322941
>>151323179
Stop, you're making everyone who likes Jing look bad.

>>151323918
>Implying anyone who likes Jing isn't already a pedo

>>151324101
I mean he's making them look like falseflaging shitposters who don't know how to have a conversation.

>>151319532
LEWD.
T-thank you...

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>>151322495
I know this is bait but you're fucking retarded and apparently can't actually see shapes in 3D.

When you see a guy with an afro do you assume he has a massive round head?

>someone built ninja tabi, hasten fatalis, and probably would have finished into golden bow as Thor except he sucked shit and couldnt kill
I want out

>>151325297
I don't see how this effects my argument at all. I described a line from ear to ear across the eyes, it has nothing to do with the rest of the head shape. The line and eyes still meet in the same point.

Nice try on the strawman though. Just make an assumption about what I think and attack that, instead of what I actually said.

>>151325951
???

Nice word salad.

>>151325297
I think you're making the head kinda smaller than is reasonable here.
Also, taking head shape into account, the eyes would still be too low. The main "circle" shape of a head doesn't go to the jaw, so your arrows to the side are disengenuous. It goes from the top of the head to the bottom of the nose. Even with that, her eyes are in line with a teen/tween.

>>151326152
Are you okay? Do you need a nap? If you want read it's okay, lots of people can't read. Probably stay out of discussions though.

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>>151325951
You're wasting my time.

>>151326818
Tilted head again. Use something straight on for once.

>>151326992
>top image of jingwei has the head titled in the same way
>durr use a non titled image
fuck off.

>2 hours later
>still shitposting and feeding (You)'s

madmen

Anyone got any tips for a diamond Nox player trying to pick up Ah Puch? I got him to rank 4 but I still feel so shit and lacking in damage with him.

>>151327645
>pick up ah puch
>1 3 2
>win

All this waste of time on a fictional character.

You guys are funny

>>151327645
Of you're talking about conquest he's just not good.

If you mean anywhere else literally just press 4 when shit goes down.l and aegis away if someone jumps on you.

He's an overnerfed gimmick god

>>151327645
Learn to time your corpses to explode them, use the tick on your 3 and hopefully have fun!

>MFW I just wanna talk about smite with other players but everyone wants to talk about retarded shit like Jing and futa.

Why do you even post here if you don't want or just don't at all, ever, post about the game?

We just got a new item added and I have seen a single post about it in the last 25 zero - content posts.

How do you feel about poisoned star?
Is it good?
Is it bad?
Is it OK?
Express your opinion about this new item and other related points so we can leave this frivolous Jing/futa discussions behind.

Besides, there are multiple boards exclusively for futa, or maybe if you would like to talk in a more in - depth manner, you can add eachother on steam. That way you can have the same discussion without interrupting and derailing the topic at hand.

>>151328048
>How do you feel about poisoned star?

Looks fucking OP.

>its another pedophiles vs allied normies episode
Get over it. Do you actually care that much about someone that's posting on an anonymous imageboard?

>>151327406
Just to be clear, this is the fourth time that I'm going to point out that the top image isn't a reliable source either, and shouldn't be looked at since its tilted as well. Four times. Why cant you people just read for once?

>>151328691
No, it's a "she's a child" vs "she's an adult" episode. Stop trying to force your drama into everything, I'm just making a simple point here, I'm not attacking anyone.

>>151328908
>I'm just making a simple point here
And why do you care that much?

>>151328048
Poisoned star seems situational more than anything. It's another "1v1 me faggot u wont" item for most hunters, but really strong on gods with aoe crits like Jing and Merc, possibly Serqet.

I think it will be a balanced item. Except for in duel.


>>151328908
Why don't you just not talk about it, and stop shitting up every thread. Do you actually like arguing with people that much over a pointless topic?

>>151329217
I think you're confusing the emphatic and passionatly angry responses to me, with my calm and plain and simple posts.
I don't "care so much", I just said a thing and certain people lost their minds and got defensive.

>>151329325
>Why don't you just not talk about it
He said, talking about it.

>>151329372
Yeah you just randomly decided to talk about Jing Wei of all things there are to talk about and were completely oblivious of how people here tend to respond.

>>151329846
>you should have known how autistic people are here and made allowances for them
>just pretend Jing doesn't exist, say nothing about her, never talk about her, it's too dangerous
Again, I didn't attack anyone, people just got defensive for no reason. Not my fault.

Guan Yu needs a Lu Bu skin, I would not persue.

>>151330293
Nah, Lu Bu needs to be in the game.

>>151330087
Unless you're brand new to the thread, you already know what you were doing.
Here's another (You)

>>151330087
Just stop. You might be happy that you baited me this far but this topic is actually poison to the thread

>>151330943
Just trying to bring some objectiveness to a conversation usually filled with anger and shitposting. I can see now that that's too highbrow for this general.

>>151331081
Why are you so insistent that I'm trying to bait you? I didn't say you were wrong for liking her or call you a pedophile or attack anyone. Can you really not just talk normally with someone? Is this general that shit?

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>>151316521
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>>151317461
I'm sorry, but did the Jing Wei really a little girl? Oh, that's right. She's not even real. In fact, it's only a videogame. Does not having big breasts or big ass make her a little girl? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when Hi-Rez hasn't even confirmed her age? Their are peopl still playing with her right now and they have been the best hunter in the NA servers for how many weeks now? They're playing one of the best hunters in Smite who just happen to have little tits because Hi-Rez is feeding off the energy of fat cow SJWs. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Jing Wei is one of the best fucking hunters in Smite, she doesn't need big tits for attention and would of won the SPL if the Enemy didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Jing Wei wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Alliedfags just stepped out of Twitter and are getting BTFO, just like the Plebbitors did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Jing Wei topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like her because she's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>151331535
Yes.
See >>151331557

>>151325871
>golden bow
How long ago was this?

>>151333213
He didnt actually finish golden bow, I think the tier 2 item he had goes into it though

>another crit item
>and it's broken

thx HiRez.

Now we can run 5 crit items and Qins / Executioner / Fatalis. Yay.

>>151333932
So going into Wind Demon then?

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>mfw i hear about that new poison crit item

hi rez wtf are you doing,really who is balancing this game and releasing gods like erlang shen with kits that silly

>>151335925
No I looked it up it was charge bow, which only goes into Odysseus bow
I now realize I got GB and OB mixed up, in my defense I dont know OB because it's fucking awful

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>frostbound + poison star

Think I'm getting burned out from Smite. Any suggestions of what to play if I take a break? Was thining Kirby and some Dynasty Warriors/DW:Gundam

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>>151336441
Will a fatalis still be a good pickup with/without star of posion on a hunter?

>>151338924
i got burned out of smite really bad between may and mid july.

i just stopped playing everyday and went weeks without queuing a match.

it rekindled the flame late july/early august and had fun again.

>>151338924
Play Dragon's Crown.

And Then I posted this picture, but the words didn't come with it. >>151339180

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KXb1JegnW8
>that fkin cape instead of wings

>>151341046
It's a towel.

>domestic dispute next door
>dont wanna miss miss calling my role in conq

New crit item is fine but wood v and redditors are gonna cry about it

>>151339315
Same here, but last year. Mostly the push to get FP and shit. Almost hit the final FP reward last year, but it was a bitch and I shamefully saved up gems to buy points. Sitting at 9230 FP for 2016, no gems used and feeling somewhat confident that even if they add more stuff to the ticket I can still earn it. I'll probably take a break or something, or say I will and end up playing anyway.

>>151339389
I could get that for PS3 I suppose. Or buy a Vita and get it on there. Hell of a pretty looking game.

>>151342958
>I'm too new to remember Manikin Scepter
>range slows with high burst damage for no mana is totally fine
>winning boxing for free because lol 20% weaken

>>151343365
Nigga even if you just got the ticket you would reach all rewards easily

>ymir frostbite damage debuff
>ichaival power debuff
>witchblade power debuff
> poison star power debuff

screencap this post shitters this is going to be the new meta

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>check rule34
>new futa picture
>nice
>check comments
>pic related

Why do people pretend theres only futa porn in smite? Theres so much more straight stuff.
Even if they did really think that, why wouldn't they just commission their own stuff then if its that big of a deal?
It's my fault for going into the comments but seriously it's like every time, someone is complaining. They should be crying about all the male smite porn if anything. Theres more of that than futa.

>>151343807
SHIT GOD.

>>151328765
Reddit had a leak a couple of months ago and the general got infected with retardation virus. Now a lot of the regulars are shells of theirs former selves, always looking for things to complain about things to keep themselves alive to the point of ignoring logic and reason.

>>151343441
Cry about it

>>151343913
Your main is shit.

>>151344212
>Xing
>Shit

VEW

>>151343441
2000 gold for terrible stats is free?
Reddit really did have a leak. we are all doomed aren't we?

>>151344312
Top kek

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>>151344264
>mains xing
>calls apollo shit
Anon, pls.

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>>151344312
I cant wait to try the dumbest shit with the poison dagger. Mainly poison dagger + Frostbound on bellona. Throw a wind demon in there somewhere and a general defense item as well. Add your boots and an attack speed item and its a build. Curious as to how it'll work in 1v1.

>>151330087
I like you, Anon.

>>151343807
I bet Apollo has the best incest porn.

>>151344747
>Mains Apollo
>Is somehow capable of coherent thoughts and the ability to type

Color me impressed.

>>151345432
>not zeus the guy that dicked his own grandchildren to make herc
>and raped his sister
hell zeus would pull a dennis from its always sunny and record every sex encounter he had

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>queue game
>against 3man premade they win
>queue game
>against a 4man premade they win
>queue game
>2+2 man premades and 1 rando

i quit smite, fuck this game, i hate it.

i'm so tilted right now, i can't do anything right.

Why is Ranked Cockquest so terrible? These people seriously don't even follow the meta at all and are expected to be taken seriously.
I've experienced better teams with casuals than ranked. Then again I only have 10 matches and am Silver 1 so I guess it just goes with the territory
I have 650 games in Casual and have about 300 games won...plz no bully

i'm gonna kill myself, i can't stand this fucking game.

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What the fuck is going on with Smite on console lately?
>game has crashed 7 times within 24 hours
>2 times in the middle of a game
>5 times right before a game started or in the middle of choosing characters and you get a penalty
This shit always happened but ever since the last update good fuck it happens every so often seconds.

>>151353385
Funny I have opnly crashed twice on the victory screen and twice on the loading screen. But I have had two games where my enemies were constantly disconnecting

We need more weeb skins.

>try to launch SMITE
>"Hi-Rez authentication and update service shat itself."
>Run as administrator
>Restart PC
>Same shit
>Run Hi-rez diagnostic thing
>"Try uninstalling it from the control panel"
>Try to uninstall from the control panel
>"Can not be uninstalled automatically at this time"

Could someone remind me why this goddamn authentication bullshit even exists? But more importantly, HOW DO I FIX THIS SHIT?! Google's giving me squat.

>>151355676
>>151355676
>>151355676
THIS

>queue a game
>enemy team just stacks CC
>there is no way to avoid the slows, stuns and knockups after getting either slowed, stunned or knocked up.
CC is fair and balanced.

>>151355676
>>151355959
One of the smallest and most boring pantheons on the planet, worshiped only on a small, backwards island nation, was added to the game solely because of weebs. Is that not fucking enough?

>>151356137
>*mumbles broken Japanese*
>dashes towards you with my hands in my pockets
>before you can react I kick your shin in, breaking it in half like a twig
>break your jaw with my boot before you start screaming in pain like the little bitch you are
>knees down beside you
>"Never in your life will you disrespect Japanese culture again. Got it?"
>lower my fedora and fade into the shadows before the police show up

>>151355921
Great, just fucking wonderful. Now it turns out I can't even reinstall the game, because it won't let me fucking uninstall it first. Neither from the diagnostic tool, the control panel or the thing literally called "Uninstall all Hi-Rez games". Fucking hell. HELP.

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>>151356946
Reinstall windows.

I want Jing to squirt me with her water gun

>>151356946
go directly to your uninstall thing from windows and uninstall EVERYTHING hirez/smite related.
tribes, pts, paladins, smite, shield shit and everything that says hirez.

that fixes it.

>>151357483
>Jing will never squirt you with her water gun

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>>151358435

I am confused. Why does poseidons whirlpool disable Jings dash? She has wings.

>>151358563
Magic.

>>151358635
Hi rez should fix it.

>>151357590
Tried, didn't work. Got the official Hi-Rez "Manually unfuck my shit up, senpai" uninstaller. Didn't work. Had to get some shit called IObit uninstaller just to finally uninstall everything Hi-Rez related.

Now I'm trying to reinstall it, it installs everything, with shortcuts and all that shit, a window pops up saying "Launching Hi-Rez authentication and update service" followed by a message that it failed, after which it promptly deletes all the files it installed, so I have to start from scratch.

Is there not some way to just not use the fucking authentication service? Everywhere I look, it seems that's the root of pretty much every problem everyone has.

>>151358563
Why does Frostbound Hammer work on Ymir?

>>151358973
They should fix that too. Actually they should fix anything that doesn't make sense

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>>151356013
>Purification
>Magis blessing
>winged blade
>etc
Nice bait though, here's a (you)

>>151359065
>purification
>cd
>winged blade
>cd
>magis
>cd
If a team stacks cc like crazy you're fucked.
Khumba alone can be fucking infuriating at times then you throw a ymir into the mix and its so much worse.

>>151359403
If you negate 3 different types of CC's you should be able to team wipe, since at least 3 attacks were all but negated. Also going to point out the fact that if not only one person, but multiple people are getting cc locked then your positioning is ass. CC's are incredibly powerful, but saying that a team doing nothing but stacking cc'd is doing anything but just asking to get blown up when people start using their ults with CC immunity and purification then you're bad and need to learn how to punish

>>151353385
Same. I've crashed 2 times a day since the patch was released and everyone I play with does too.

>Match with guy who doesn't pick forcing me into another search
>Time goes by get matched with him again
>Doesn't pick again
Wow this is really fun reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee rez

>>151361057
Doesn't happen on xbone only ps4

Anyone wanna run joust on Xbox? I can't take solo queue anymore. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.

>>151363238
What's your GT?

>>151363323
FutaLover69

>>151363323
Gamecubist

>>151363323
Mildsince

>>151363238
PainXShadow

>>151363323
BlackClockLover

>>151331557
what the fuck is this

>>151363323
>>151363375
This one is actually me.

>>151363651
This is not me >>151363651

I'm >>151363537

>Go against the same pre made 3 times in a row
Woohoo! Love this game! Good matchmaking on you hi rez! Did your mom teach you the coding for fucking people? It's just so much fun!

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>console VGS has substantially less chat commands than on PC
>voice packs are still priced the same
???
Should be 100 or 150 gems desudes if we're getting like half the amount of commands we can say.

>>151364836
We have only a quarter actually. Voice packs should be 75 gems on consoles

>>151364956
meh, no one listens to VGS on consoles anyway. you literally have to ping your map a million times and even then maybe they'll listen

>>151365101
Oh you're one of those guys that pings the other lanes every time you die

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>>151364956
>We have only a quarter actually
why is this allowed

>It's a guy spamming VHH in the VGS after he died episode
Why do people do that?

>>151364462
Update
Guess I am not allowed to play the game unless I get my own pre made team because I only match against these niggers and I get fucking retards who are either silver or qualifying on my team

>>151365339
Controllers

>>151365276
oh my god i am so mad at this comment downvote i cant believe this i am literally seething

>queued for arena
>I pick Nemesis, dude picks Thanatos after me and locks him
>I switch to Neith
>he goes 1-14 in the game

Smite is so much fun.

>>151364836
>>151364956
You're not paying for the commands, you're paying for the ability to say the commands with proper voice acting tied to the god.

>>151365597
t. Drybear

>>151365597
yes and on pc they say a lot more shit than they do on consoles, thus why the voice pack should be cheaper

>>151365597
It's not the full product. I shouldn't have to pay the full price.

>>151365701
>>151365684
Right, I'm sure the price will be reduced ;)

>plays a moba with a controller
>complains about not getting enough controls

Play on PC retards.

>>151365658
You mean ponpon or anyone else.

Drybear literally has nothing to do with smite anymore. When he did the guest casting game, he outright admitted he didn't play smite and was asking fdot basic questions since there were gods he was seeing for the first time.

>Lose 5 matches in a row because of shitty matchmaking
Well, if you can't beat them then it's time to troll so I can have fun

https://twitter.com/schisam/status/763514348379701248

MORE SHITSKINS INCOMING

>>151366009
t. Savannah "mega milk" Patchnot

>>151366441
does this mean more amaterasu skins????C:

>>151366718
SEA isn't japan.

>>151359053
If that's the case, then Ravana should be invincible.

>>151358973
How does kukulkan wear shoes?

>>151366894
where does Aphrodite put her rod of asclepius?

>>151366894
He sticks one on the end of his tail.

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>>151366967

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>>151366894
Like this

wew, exhausted from reading all this smite discussion, lads.

Imagine Terras thick meaty cock swinging side to side as she chases you down. You know there's no escape. You know once she catches you she's gonna teach you the meaning of rock hard. She eventually corners you, walling you off. Then, she slowly walks towards you, removing her skirt and stroking her tool to full mast. It's not long before you're on your knees, and her powerful hand is grabbing your head, moving your face closer and closer to her divine love stick. "Please, Terra! No, you're too big!" you cry, but its no use. Mother nature knows best, after all.

>>151368071
>Imagine Terras thick meaty cock swinging side to side as she chases you down
lost

>>151367182
omg awilix is such a cutie

>Get matched with two teammates who have 35% win ration
>The enemy team is a squad and all have 70% win ration
>One of my teammates is a bronze 2
Seems like fair matchmaking

>>151367182
full pic pls this looks like desktop material

Freya didn't want to believe it when she saw it, but there was no denying what her own eyes could see. There in the shade of the rocks on the warm beach of the duo lane, was her Ne Zha, and he wasn't alone. Terra's heavy hands held onto Ne Zha's forearms, holding them back behind him, her toned hips slapping against his smooth ass. Freya balled her fists and resized herself to help him, until she noticed his face.
His cheeks were pink, his brow sweaty, and his mouth wide open gasping for breath. His eyes were half rolled back, and the corners of his lips tucked upwards into a blissful smile. Freya started, her own pale cock stiffening at the sight of the thick rod being pummeled into the sissy and stretching out a bump in his stomach.
Terra pulled back more firmly on Ne Zha's arms, forcing her way in deeper still. "Who's your carry now, you sissy slut?" demanded Terra, as she picked up her pace fucking her new tight playing.
"Y-you! Aaah, you're my carry! I love your thick cock, it's the best!" Ne Zha yelped out the words between shaky panting as his insides were pushed aside by the massive cock abusing him. His boypussy was stretched out, Freya would surely notice, but he didn't care anymore. All he could think about was getting more of this hung guardian's cum inside of him. "please, fill m-me up again, I want another load of your cum!"

>>151369803
Freya hadn't even noticed that she started to stroke herself to the show. Her mind raced at this words, "again" and "another". How long had this been going on? Precum dripped over her knuckles at the thought, and she wasn't sure why.
Terra was all too happy to hear those words, however. She thrust inside with a shout, her abs and arms rippling with strength as she filled her fucktoy. Her cum ran down his thighs into the sand, and soon Ne Zha was on his knees, trying to catch his breath, his own dicklet twitched as a few drops of cum leaked out. "T-thank you..." he mumbled out, dizzy from the pounding he had so thoughroughly enjoyed.
Freya wiped her hand clean on the jungle grass, hiding her own cum from herself, embarrassed that she had enjoyed watching Ne Zha be satisfied so much. Quietly, to herself, she decided to not mention this to Ne Zha or Terra, hoping she could see another show tomorrow.

>tfw you cancell an order on amazon a couple minutes after placing it only for amazon to say they couldn't cancel it
Fuck you amazon you grubby jews

>>151370201
was it a digital order? a code?

>>151370310
No it was a physical item

>tfw fingers suddenly forget muscle memory and you fuck up a good play
good thing servers are down

>>151370403
>good thing servers are down
but they aren't

>>151370489
so it was only a moment.
wew, time to fuck up more good games then.

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>win game
>game fades out as normal
>returned to login screen
mods...

>ticket upgrade 1
literally the most useless reward on the season ticket next to all the other useless shit rewards it has to offer

>>151370937
They said it will get better. They're not bullshitting us right? Right...?

>>151371139
It will be different, that part's not bullshit. They say it will be better, but only time will tell.

>>151371139
bun bun nox is rumoured to be a season ticket reward

>>151369803
>>151369883
Diamonds

is it safe to post in this general again? are the gay posters gone?

>>151373494
What's it matter? Are you a gay in denial? Worried you won't be able to stop yourself from fapping to all these hot cock posts?

>terra stroking her meat log with both her hands since it's too thick for her to reach around it with only one hand

>>151373494
yeah, now you can worship dicks without being afraid one of us creepy gay guys will hit on you.

Chinese is the best pantheon in game.

Dead thread. Summon Ah Puch to take it to the deepest of the Hells.

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Why did they decide to ruing Merdusa Skin

>>151381581
Ewwww. I want cute medusa not whatever the fuck that is.

>>151381581
Just be glad mermaid medusa we got actually looks good in game.

That's a huge accomplishment for hirez.

What the fuck is up with the smite launcher?

Just had a message pop up saying 'You need an additional 0GB to install Paladins update' Why the fuck is my smite launcher messing about with fucking paladins.

I press ok on the message and, nothing. I can play smite as normal. No paladins update goes through anyway. What the fuck was the point of that message then?

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>sunder

Holy fuck why didn't anybody tell me about this shit. It fucking rapes late game.

but I'm also on Xbox, sooo

THEY FUCKING REMADE ACTIVES TO BE FUCKING FREE SO YOU RETARDS WOULDN'T FEED YOUR BRAINS THEN BITCH ABOUT MUH EPIC ATK SPEED THANATOS WOULDN'T HAVE ENOUGH GOLD. NOW I GET SHITTERS THAT JUST FLAT OUT REFUSE TO GET THEM SHIT SHOULD BE GROUNDS FOR INTENTIONAL FEEDING

>>151383415
Buying actives is for pussies.

Fuck off.

Can I get an invite to SmGen? IGN Sinaaq

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> against a cabra solo
>rush ancile
>stand in his autism ground stomp
>his clear and optimism: gone

How do I Cabrakan properly? I was told he was a burst damage Guardian, but I find myself dying an awful lot when I play him. Any advice or builds I can try? I looked at Smitefire but that was sort of pointless.

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Smite in a nutshell.

>>151387629
How do I like or upvote this?

>>151381581
Shit, that looks cool.

>>151369470
http://i.imgur.com/H9c0Eum.png

risky desktop

>>151387935


A simple (You) will suffice.

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Don't even know why our Cupid afk'd, they got stomped

>"helo"
>"hello"
>"im spanish"
>goes 2/17 as apollo with shitty build with ritual dagger, and rage as only crit item

what did I expect

>>151387935
By killing yourself.

>>151369803
>Who's your carry now, you sissy slut?
Top fucking kek

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>>151369803
>>151369883
delete this!

>>151393513
Don't be embarrassed, Ne Zha. We already knew you shared your boipucci with everyone.

How do I become a top dog?

>>151394691
We're all bottoms here fag.

>>151394947
But I want to be a top dog like Ubermensch, Ojom and Poplan.

>>151394691
By beating top dogs

>>151394691
When Skadi says you're one, then you'll become one.

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>>151394691
contact uber

fenrir > kaldr > erlangs dog > power gap >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anubis

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>>151394691
ask Bart

>>151396251
t. Fenrir

Any reason not to use Stone of Gaia on Guan Yu? I have my full cooldown, pen, physical and magical protections. Seems like a bit of extra health would be a benefit.

Tfw basically all of the people from 3 years ago have quit

>>151399109
Sucks bro.
I'm still here but the clan is dead as fuck.

Uncle Zeus is the best Zeus skin. This isn't up for debate.

>>151399109
>>151399316

A good amount of them leave for better clans. Want to take a wild guess as to why?

>>151401865
It's his only skin with a voice pack, of course it is.

>want beach babe skin
>it's in a chest right now
>8/80
fucking jewrez.

>>151403213
Should've gotten it when it was in a 6 item chest.

>>151403213
Was in a summer chest a while back. Six skins and you had far better odds.

>>151403213
>he didn't buy it when it was directly purchasable

>>151403213
>He did not have a friend buy him everything from the first Summer of Smite for free.

>>151405520
It wasn't free, it cost you your friend's respect.

>All these gay waifu skins and T2's
>Still no Sylvanus cactus bandits skin

>>151405861
Cost me a blowjob actually.

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Too good for casual, too a shit for Ranked

>>151406050
>Too good for casual
No, you aren't.

>>151406050
Go for Ranked, better be high Silver or Gold over sticking in casuals.

>>151405861
My friend always gave me gifts. Enjoyed it because I was a poorfag.

>>151405941
Nah m8.

>>151399109
I've been here for ages, I'm just too anti-social for clans.

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>>151399109
Still here.

How do I go pro?

>>151409674
Reach Grandmaster, play enough at that level and be sociable to be noticed.

>go on ps4
>smite update version 3.15 started
what? We just got a patch what is this?

>>151410309
It's your mom giving me a blowfishjob

I've been here for 10 minutes waiting for a queue to pop. Turns out I forgot to queue up.

>>151410679
Nah can't be that, it's taking longer than you can hold out on finishing

>>151410813
Reminds me of when I couldn't hold it and finished inside and made you

logged in and there is no summer event no gods to choose from any ideas what this bug is ?

So, what are the rest of you playing instead of Smite right now?

>>151411454
Call of duty

>>151411454
Overwatch. Just hit 305 :^) Smite is boring lately

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>>151411454
Onimusha : Warlords, it's such a great game. I wish more games had pre-rendered backgrounds and tank controls.

PALADINS too

>>151411454
civ 5

>>151410309
hotfix to fix all the crashing after the last patch

>>151411454
Corruption Of Champions

>>151411454
downloading new tomb raider, it just got cracked a few days ago, might as well since it's free

>>151410964
>Making a baby out of a blowjob
Somebody hasnt gotten to sex ed in school yet it seems

>>151412408
>Not going to English class
Do you live in a third world country or are you just so autistic you can't follow a conversation?

>>151412408
Anon? Did you read his post?

>>151412657
>>151412690
>w-w-when I said finish inside I meant creampie instead of finishing in her mouth
This damage control is delicious, as expected of Jing Wei pedos

>>151412805
>as expected of Jing Wei pedos
Oh, you're just baiting. Ok, here's your last (You) from me

>>151412805
>pedo
>jing wei's model is at least 15

actually anon it would be an ephebophile

(you)

>>151411795
My nigga. Onimusha games are GOAT tiers of awesome. Even the second.

>>151413865
>Hipster

>>151413923
Naw nigga, I've played Warlords, 2, 3, part of the fourth and Tactics. Two is a good game, but without Sam it lacks a certain amount of charm. Courting the one chick with gifts was a lot of fun though. I would give it a solid 7.5/10.

>>151414382
So I should skip 4 ? I wasn't that much into the games and only knew of the first three, kinda regret not getting into it when they were released.

I want to _____ Jing Wei's _____ with my _____.

>>151415765
gank, lane, susanoo

Rub, Wings, cock.

>>151415765
I want to impregnate jing wei's pussy with my cock

>>151415765
fuck, pussy, tongue

>>151415093
Four is hit or miss. Japs love it, I was not a fan. I would suggest maybe looking it up on Youtube or pirating a copy?

>>151413781
>>151315898
I think 14 is closer.

>>151416414
I am going to say 15 to make me feel better

>>151415765
Focus, tower, support.

>>151415765
Bully, Face, Cock

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>my first game with Tyr
>get a quadra

HOLY SHIT!
Any tips for playing my new favorite?
inb4: call taro

>>151411454
paladins
loving these new patches! I hope hi-rez continues to deliver high quality content and changes to this great game

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Ok.
>Been playing smite since pc beta.
>Got friends into it. Yadda yadda yadda.
>Pretty much one at a time got them all to 30.
>Didn't do any research at all.
>was just gonna do premade conquest queue
>that was deleted
>ok so ranked queue
>was 2 but now 3 or less
>we ALWAYS have over 3
>don't want to be dicks or play with randoms so we don't split the herd
>been sadly stuck in casual except for me playing duel a little
>should we just say fuck it and go into ranked conquest taking the best 3 people
>or stay in casual because desu we can dick around and have fun with it at times

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>>151343807
>no costume of him in a suit to resemble larry butz
COME THE FUCK ON.

>>151420827
>should I not have fun or have fun?
idrk tbqh fampai

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>>151411454
SWAT 4

Fuck that Tom Clancy shit, SWAT 4 is where its at, although I'm gonna flip if I hear another "You're in my spot sir"

>>151420905
>likes apollo
>likes visual novels
of course you'd pick a god that requires no skill, you are too used to just clicking.

>>151415765
breed, breed, breed

with all the complaints about a lack of monstergirls you'd think arachne and medusa would have more art

hell they aren't even popular in game

im convinced people just bitch about >muh diversity for no reason

>>151330924
>>151330293

what does lu bu look like? without ripping off a design from another video game company

>>151421919
Lu Bu looks the same every time

Speaking of which, how exactly did we get Erlang "Who?" Shen before Lu Bu?

Just finished a tub of ice cream. What else should I eat to occupy my mouth whilst I play smite all day?

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>tfw stylin on niggas with my girl

People really underestimate her

>>151423214
my cock

>>151422902

Well, Erlang is a god in lore. Guan Yu ascended to godhood. Lu Bu is still a mortal.

So I have some cash and I am planning on making some orders. Have the translated, four volume copy of Romance of the Three Kingdoms in my cart, considering the same set of Journey to the West. Should I but the latter and $25 in gems, or skip it and get $50?

>>151421457
You have some damn good tastes, friend. I hope you are going non-lethal as well. I love SWAT 4 and Rainbow Six Siege. Splinter Cell as well. Don't hate me. You're in my spot sir.

>>151421919
He tends to look similar in most media.

>>151422902
Saving the best for last, my man!

>>151423214
Bleach.

>>151423256
>>151423506
Nice try but you guys r dum

>>151423214
Chew sugarless gum, or just drink the fuck out of some water. I'm not /fit/, but I feel so much better now that I'm eating better and have lost 11 pounds just from not snacking a ton/water. Still can sit around playing vidya all day as well.

>>151423639
Not him but I have a problem snacking a lot. Any tips to stop?

>>151423841
Killing yourself.

>>151423841
Water. Drink water until you feel full. Keep snacks away from where you spend most of your time. Aside from that, just work on eating a bit smarter and if you absolutely have to snack, have smaller portions of healthier things. Trail mix instead of a handful of chocolates for example. A lot of snacking is from habit/boredom/depression, and you can sort of trick your body if you snack less and snack better. Hopefully that is of some help!

>not enough memory for god avatars
>still loads of memory for skins, voicepacks, pedestals, music themes, announcer packs

hmmmm.

>>151424398
Software can have hard allotted memory for specific things. They probably figured "We can store a fuckton of .png and .gif images as Avatars, so we can just cap the size at X, when it is going to be larger than that. Same thing happened in a MMO I played, but that was a mix of programmers being fired/quitting without documenting stuff, bad management, and general incompetence.

>>151424630
>bad management, and general incompetence.

Most likely thing here

>>151420827
>was just gonna do premade conquest queue
>that was deleted
It's still there. You can queue 5 man premade in the normal conquest queue now. Casuals aren't restricted anymore.

>3.15 patch on ps4 released hours ago
???...