/ink/ - Splatoon General

First for Marie

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Second for Marie's ears

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Third for Friends!

Who even likes Annie?

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>>151211727
Haven't you got a thread to fill?

>>151211243
I hate Anniefags.

based anniefag making the octonigger work

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Thread's off to a good start.

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>>151211928
too many posts to fill, better use of time it to make friend posts in the top 10

great we have another resident autist
its the game itself that attracts autism or its the community?

>>151212169
Get going you lazy shit, you don't want the mods to ban /ink/ for making too many threads early, do you? Or worse, for the last thread to not belong to Octolings!?

>>151212329
It's fags like you.

>>151212147
Wait and see them make those dancing Inklings dab in Splatoon 2

>>151212169
Come on, it would only take you.... an hour and forty minutes to finish. Do it for all the oppressed Octolings that cry out for recognition.

post big fat octobutts

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i wish i could be as happy as callie!
seeing her face brightens my day. i would be ecstatic to meet her... but i think i would be too embarrassed!

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>>151211243
Take a Beakon weapon with you today along with quick super jump and try out some neat spots for you and your team to make use of them.
http://www.mediafire.com/view/cqgkbrbvu2gbqqw/ink_BEAKON_guide_final.png

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>>151212846
maybe you could be friends with her! and everyone in the thread!
it's always better with friends! we should start a theme room with our new friends!

what happened to nintendome?

>>151213031
Fuck no, Beakons SUCK
Stealth Jump renders them completely invalid

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>>151213096
i love callie, and that's why i hate octolings, like her!
also you guys are insufferable
>>151213123
they still post, i remember they made a "callie vs marie dance-off" video that was filled with stolen art and was generally terrible

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>>151212846
Tragically none of us would be close to Callie's league. Only the most elite of Squid would meet her calibre, and definitely one older than 14.
She'd probably hi-five you though!

>>151213238
Thanks god we didn't get any new weapon hindered by having beacons as a sub honestly. Beacons are well represented already, we don't need MORE weapons with beacons. We need disruptors.

>>151213513
It's worse than that, those dance clips were stolen from two other videos from a separate channel. All they did was play them side by side.

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>>151213649
ever been to a meet and greet, anon?
it's not like celebrities are locked in a cell when they aren't performing. they have lots of chances to meet their fans!

>>151213238

Not the biggest fan of Stealth Jump. Beakons and jumping to spawn are great get out of jail free cards if I feel like I'm being pressured too hard or in a tight spot.

>>151213772
They need to put Disruptors on balanced kits. A Hydra with a Disruptor would be optimal since it needs the time to charge before securing that easy kill. Give the Zink Splat Bombs instead.

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>>151213926
Of course, but she still isn't realistic fiancée material. For waifu but not for wife.
And they sorta are trapped in a cell when not performing...

post big fat tentacles

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>>151214421

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I love Marie!

>>151213772
I want a disruptors/inkstrike.

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>>151213031
>You can only set one Beakon
>But it doesn't break if you jump to it
>It only disappears if you place another one, or an enemy destroys it
I fixed Beakons

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>marie will never give you this look

>>151214708
Fix ink mines next pls.

>>151214708
>you can set more than one inkmine, like beakons
>they only go off until an enemy walks destroys it, like beakons
fixed inkmines

>>151214669
Disruptor + Wail is enough bully.

>>151214363
Nah, it just seems like it. Callie and Marie talk about having meet and greets.

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I love Callie!

>>151214850
>>151214875
They don't need fixing, they're already amazing
Being able to set more than one would make them so overpowered

>>151214909
That's right, they do. God I hope they make them do more stuff in a new game.

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>Er
>Ah? What is it?
>Mmm *rub rub*
>Nothing! <3
>Is that so?

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What is this expression supposed to convey?

>see this thread while looking for my regular general
>walk in
>feels weird being back since the last splatfest is over and all
>feels like that one time I went back into my old High School years after graduating
At least you folks did not get merged with that other dead general.

>>151217329
She's wondering how that skinny neck can support that huge head

>>151217501
how big is the neck supposed to be

>>151217329
>the look right before she dies
>her reaction to seeing Marie's guaranteed win
>acceptance of her status as the worst

>>151214708
No.
>beakons dont show up on enemy minimaps
>beakons are invisible to enemy players while on your ink
>still limited to 3
>oldest one dies when a 4th one is placed

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>>151217479
We do our best
If you feel like playing again some time just say so

>>151217479
same bro, even the discord is a shittier pile of shit than usual
fuckin mimiqt shitting it up all day

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>>151217479
there was a time when we did, and we are still on the verge of being consumed.
it was nice to see you again, anon, maybe we can be friends in spla2n

>>151217306
I always wished this artist would draw more pure stuff
They draw some cute stuff, but some of their art is really fucked up
>>151217872
Nice avatar

>>151217761
I thought the oldest one did die when a fourth one was placed?

>>151218029
It does, I dont know why I posted that.

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>>151217934
They do draw lots of pure things, but I like them because they make art of all kinds of stuff you'd never normally see, even the more questionable pieces
Where else do you get to see Callie meeting her niece?

>>151217872
SWEET avatar there faggot
get a trip while you're at it

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cooking with callie!

>>151218368
>even the more questionable pieces
weirdo

>it's another sz/tc/sz episode
>it's another sz museum episode
fire these japanese writers, they have no originality

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>>151218535
Whatever do you mean?

>>151218863
Be careful when squidbagging around others.

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>>151218863

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callie is not good at sex!

>>151219048
That's the morning after, anon.

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Callie and Marie touching each others faces seems to be a recurring theme to these pictures.

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>>151219456

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i'm going back through their twitter
there's a lot of art they never posted on pixiv

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>>151219632

>>151214850
>mines are now active for 30 seconds instead of 10
>fuse time reduced from 1 second to 0.6 seconds
>can remotely detonate by placing a second mine

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>>151219719
No it looks like I have that one from Pixiv too

>>151219838
Oh fuck no
I don't think you understand how powerful they are already
All you need to do is slightly extend their lethal radius and they'll be a-ok

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look how tall callie is
>>151219979
it's been a while since i saw it
maybe i just didn't bother saving them

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>>151220430
Tall Callie a nice

>>151220113
Only if you regularly walk through large bodies of enemy ink without shooting it first.
As it stands right now, mines are a detriment to any kit that has them.

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>>151222046
yuri is not ok

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>>151211838
me

>>151222309
Fuck off OP you piece of shit

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>>151222301

This. Let's keep it pure here

>>151222046
Naked hugs with Marie!

>>151222046
is there anything purer than naked hugs and cuddles?
it shows that what you need is the embrace and heat of each other's bodies, and that's all.

>>151221548
another solution would be if they remain active even if you paint over them only blowing up after a certain time or being activated by yourself or an enemy

STOP FUCKING BRINGING YOUR USELESS POS OF A SQUIFFER TO ZONES YOU USELESS MOTHERFUCKER. YOU GO 5/10 BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS HALF YOUR KILLS WERE FROM KRACKEN

Stttttttttooooppppppppppppp

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>>151222996
do not bully the squib

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>>151222862
>Implying yuri isn't pure
>Implying incestuous yuri isn't the purest thing in the universe

>>151221548
Anon, the point isn't to place them in the middle of fuck-all. It's to put them in tactically advantageous areas where people are likely to be rushing through or to, like the top of the Rainmaker pedestal, or on the tower.

>>151222996
a little anticlimatic having the stop in lowercase

>>151221548
You're using them wrong, or you've never used them at all
Stick em on the Tower or on the Zone, and you have a great stall
Alternatively, place them behind barriers or around corners or on slopes, and watch those random splats pop up in your feed

>>151222938
nope

>you will never be Marie's exotic human sex pet

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nice

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>>151222893
>>151222938

>>151223148
The most you can do is put them on the tower, get 0-2 kills, then everyone remembers mines exist and starts playing more carefully.
You can argue that the split second they spend checking for mines on the tower can let you win the game, but a Splat or Suction bomb can also keep them off and is actually useful outside of that case.

>>151224720
Just admit you've literally never used them

Please prioritize in capping the zone if the zone is uncontested. Holy shit. Get the penalty dumbass.

>>151224905
absolutely not, my k/d is more important than winning the objective that shows up on screen before the game starts
what are you crazy

>>151224839
I haven't used them in at least a month because they're fucking garbage and no one with a brain should die to one

>>151225235
There you go
Please don't give 'advice' on things you have zero experience with

>>151223148
The problem is though that they don't last long enough to use them like that and expect them to do anything at all. Nine times out of ten the mine will detonate on its own before anyone triggers it.

>like the top of the Rainmaker pedestal
They take too long to detonate for that to work. I've tried. The dunk happens first. It takes almost two full seconds to detonate. And that also requires you to have a one-at-a-time placed sub be tied up on the pedestal instead of being used to help keep them from reaching the pedestal in the first place.

>>151223360
On the tower only works the first few times, then the enemies start to catch on and just jump off the tower after getting on long enough to trigger the mine then immediately jumping off, then they start lobbing bombs from a distance to keep you off it. Doing it in zones sounds solid in theory, and while I haven't attempted it much, I haven't had much success doing that either.

>place them behind barriers or around corners or on slopes
As I stated before they just don't last long enough to be viable for things like this, and they detonate too slowly. Maybe you've had better luck, or maybe you know what you're doing with it better than I, but I don't think I've ever gotten a random splat like that.

>>151225313
Says the guy whose "experience" is playing against lobotomy patients

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>>151225179

I swear during RM it's like everyone has this mentality.

>>151225319
Nigger you're literally drawing verdicts from paper and surface value guesses
Of course I know what they're worth because I've actually used them, why the fuck are you saying what they can and cannot do as if you're quoting experience?

>>151225501
You don't need to have dumb opponents to make good use of mines, you just need to be smart in how you use them

>>151225549
rm is best in squads i promise anon

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>the next day, talking to their costume designer
>you ruined them again?

>>151225549
They're not entirely wrong, defeating opponents and not dying is what wins games usually. Somebody just has to grab the fish.

>>151226425
Marie seems to have sat in something wet.

>>151226471

>Somebody just has to grab the fish

If only. Had games where an ally is literally right next to it but just won't pick it up and I have to swim back to grab it. Shit gets annoying real fast.

Mines definitely feel like a shit sub, but I think that's partly because the way you use them is so subdued. In terms of actual kills and area control, they track pretty closely with the other subs.

I'd change them to slap down an small area of ink when you deploy one, so you get an immediate bit of benefit and do away with that annoying "can't use" prompt.

>>151226998
They do put down a little bit, but I guess the reason they don't put down more is so you can hide them better

>>151226998
Fixing mines
>Placing a mine now changes your sub to a detonator while your mine is active. A visual effect is visible on the users inkling while the mine is placed
>Mine explodes immediately upon being detonated
>Mine has a 1 second arm time. If activated during this time, it will explode immediately after it is armed
>Mines can no longer be triggered by walking over, but will trigger after a short time if covered in enemy ink
>Mine no longer despawns after a period
>Mines can no longer be placed on the volcano or on the tower
>Increased ink cost of mine
>Slightly decreased AOE of mine

>>151227965
>Mines no longer triggered by being walked over
Congratulations, it's not a mine anymore

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i kind of like this, fuck me

>>151228208
die

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Meanwhile, in Bizarro /ink/...

>>151229281
I want to cum on Marie's tentacles

>>151229281
I'm having so much fun here on /nintyg/!

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>>151229281
Resist the Inkling menace!
Do not fall for their cakes and promises of friendship!

>>151229281
facking waito piggus!
I keep idorring in spawn, but they never quit praying game!

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>>151228362
by all means then kill me

>>151229754
>octoling
there, dont need to thank me anon

>>151229880
wait a second, is that the same room as the forbidden image?

>>151229391
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>151228208
>>151229880
Fuck off gmod shit

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Would you drink it? Even if it would make her happy?

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>>151231573

Yes

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so much for going digital! today's mammimimi heads back to the realm of physical for seal day! not the animal, but the stamp. and for the occasion, sameanko has even created their own stamp! it seems a bit large, though... you'd have to make sure you were writing on a big piece of paper.

>>151232071
they talented

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Why is Marie so perfect?

THOUGHTS ON CALLIE AND MARIE GUYS????

>>151232818
because she exemplifies traits that you find desirable in a partner?

>>151232818
nice eyes
nice voice
nice tits
nice cousin

>>151233157
Her grandfather seems like a total bro.

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>octofag is actually filling up the last thread

>>151233657
my adoring fans are counting on me, thanks for caring, it makes it worth while

>>151233460
I want to have a beer with Cuttlefish

>>151233657
>>151234032
Holy autism Batman

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where can i get more thigh high callie

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>>151234804
Fucking ell Callie put some clothes on

octofag has problems

>>151235439
They'll be posting in an empty thread for the next hour, so make the most of their absence

>>151234804
>open the door to the bedroom that the two of you sleep in
>embarrassed, meek callie wanting to surprise you in this outfit, waiting for you
>she gives out a squeak when she hears the door, but gives a shy smile to reassure you even though she's never done something like this before, as well as herself
hnnnnnnnnnng

>>151236164
>rattle your keys at her until she gets off the bed
>shoo her back into her box in the cupboard
>tell her shes a bad squid and close the door on her without giving her any dinner

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>page 10
please

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this is a bad gun

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>>151236164
cute
embarrassed callie is cute
embarrassed callie who only wants to make you happy is fucking adorable

>>151238863
I want to stand in front of that woomy while she breaks her gun.

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neat!

>>151239097
There's never any art of embarrassed Marie

>>151240498
thats because the only time marie is embarrassed is when her butt is being sniffed, and theres no art of that

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>>151240498
To feel embarrassed, you first need to feel shame.
There should be more embarrassed art of them both
There should be art of them being embarrassed -together- nudge nudge

>>151240567
Marie wouldn't be embarrassed, she would revel in it, suffocating you in the process

>>151240919
even better

>>151240919
No I'm pretty sure she'd still be embarrassed
No girl likes to have people know she's smelly

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>>151240567
>>151240919
>>151240963
>>151241843

>>151240904
Callie is Marie's biggest fan

>>151240904
>no art of teenage embarrassed callie and marie losing their virginity to each other

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>>151242814
>We're really doing this
>I guess we are
>This feels... really nice
>Yeah
>I'm scared Marie
>I am a bit too
>I really don't want to get pregnant
>I... wouldn't worry about that

>>151231573
why
why so many images featuring callie and pee

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>>151231573
Why is she wearing a skirt
Skirt images of Callie are cute especially with her pulling it down embarrassed like that but please keep it separate from piss fetish

Where are the squads? Don't know the rotation, but is anyone willing to play?

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>>151244581
Some shit about her being team Lemon Tea in one of the Japfests
So she was associated with piss while Marie was associated with breast milk for being team Milk Tea because artists are real mature
This is also why Marie is usually drawn with huge cans

>>151244984
Rotation is in ten minutes
I might play if it's good

>>151245227
Splat Zones, Underpass, Resort

>>151245128
when are mariefans going to stop making up reasons people draw marie with bigger boobs

>>151245327
That's the best reason there is

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nintendo made squid sisters not sisters so thet can canonically incest them in spla2n

>>151245317
I really really hate Underpass, but I might give it a go.

>>151245880
This image is too epic for me

>>151245880
what is this a reference to? dont get it

>>151245880
It'd be fully legal in Japan, not sure how the rest of the world would explain it.

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I don't even play Splatoon. I'm just here to look at hot squid girls.

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If you've ever insulted Marie then APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

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>>151246429
Gomenasai

>>151246429
not sorry

>>151246615
I don't get it

>>151247295
it's funny because callie is a bad :^)

I'm gonna try for a 3 main 2 sub Ink Saver Sub set, so I can throw two bombs at once.

>>151248563
That's not a funny, that's a sad fact.

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goodnight callie
i love you

>>151247295
It's funny because Callie is the brunt of an insult

I want to make memes with Callie

>>151252452
Dabbing with Callie!

guys THE TIM is online!!!!!!!!

>>151249285
Why do you want to throw two bombs when it'll take up most of your gear slots in doing so? the build is too gimmicky. Throwing two bombs doesn't make much of a difference as opposed to just throwing one.

>>151254392
Triggerfish Zones. I always find myself stacking Ink Recovery, swimming about on my side of the map, tossing Splat Bombs onto the other zone as soon as I have enough ink, and dropping an Inkstrike every so often. It's good for harassing the enemy and maintaining some control, but I find I can never capture it by myself. I figure being able to toss two bombs will remedy this.

>>151254675
Based Toblerone.
Most satisfying hero for me to play holding the most satisfying weapon to use.

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>>151255405
Perfect taste.

>>151255405
>enjoying being useless in both games
Nice.

>>151255563
Get out shitter.

>>151255828
>thinking torbjorn is viable in competitive
how are the 40s/B rank treating you?

>>151256461
I've dropped Overwatch like a sack of shit, but do not talk whack about the Rapid Blaster.

>>151256669
i never mentioned the rapid blaster?

>>151257475
>enjoy being useless in both games
Unless you interjected midway through the conversation.

>>151257668
that i did, you're not quoting me there

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RM is up

Where's the SQUADS

>>151254275
Shit weapon choices.
>Tracer- Sploooosh
>Winston- Tri-Nouveau
>Mei- 96 Deco
>Junky- Luna Neo
>Mercy- Aerospray RG
>Zarya- Zimi
>Pharah- Rapid Pro Deco
>Reaper- Carbon
>Rein- Corocoro
>Widow- Eliter Scope
>Lucio- Inkbrush
>Genji- Octobrush
>Mccree- L3
>Sebastian- Hydra

i want to cut off callies hands against her will

>>151260460
They'll just regenerate in a while.

>>151261463
Squids are crazy. They can regrow everything from limbs to internal organs. No wonder they resorted to chemical warfare.

>SZ Blackbelly in two hours
Quickly! Have fun with this game while you still can!

>>151263420
how the fuck do you play on that mode
whoever gets a charger on the tower first wins

>>151263420
At least it's not Museum SZ

>>151263908

Not when you're on my team. My chargers are almost always shit with no aim, positioned in the most unlikely places or trying to be objective based instead of supporting with splats

Anybody looking for a shitty squad?

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>>151265159

Too late I asked for one at the start of this rotation and no one was game so I went solo and now my blood pressure can't take any more

>>151258115
>Sebastian
Do...Do you mean Symmetra?

>>151258115
>zimi
don't ever call it that again

>>151265406
My top guess is Bastion

If you've ever used a Splash-O-Matic in your life, you must seriously consider ending it.

>>151265715
You're probably right.

>>151265993

Too bad it's my main for Zones and sometimes Tower Control

>>151266074
Then fucking kill yourself before others catch your cancer.

>>151266282
Maybe you should just git gud.

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>>151265607
Mini, Zimi, Remi. Heavy, Heco, Revy. Hydra, Cydra (read as cider). Splatlings all have names.

>>151270690
Wooooooow noooooo

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>>151270690

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What's with miiverse and pizza? Also Cory in the House.

>>151271859
memes

>>151271284
But wait, there's more!
Inkbrush, Novobrush, Permabrush. Octobrush, Bomb Brush. Dynamo, Goldynamo, Tenamo. Range, THAT FUCKING EGOISTIC FUCK WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT SPLATS, Grange. Stick, Another Stick, Literally Crutch (more like cane tho). Luna, Noona. Trash-o-Matic, Even-More-Trash-o-Matic. DS, 2DS. Jet, Cee-Jay.

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>>151273363
End yourself in whatever horrible way you wish.

>>151274078
>our goddess Marie
>holding THAT thing
Where did you find that heresy? I want to find them and feed them a Splattershot.

>>151271859

That Woomy is shameless

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>>151274586
Best weapon in the game mother hubbard

>>151274735
That's not the SplattyJ

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>>151274843
That HappyMealGun can suck my clit

>>151274950
Splatty has a better kit for you and your teammates. If it looked as cool as the Splash it would have no flaws.

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>>151275124
Splash has longer range, higher damage, faster shot speed, finest accuracy in the game, and kit that either secures the entire map or outguns Chargers.
SplitterSplatJr has assets but nothing compares to the Sharp Marker.

Look at this based little shit
https://twitter.com/cobretty_/status/720142235279302656

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>>151275124
No range and dat spread. Not a good combo. At this point, you're better off using Sploosh.
Though Splash has no reason to exist either, when L3 and Nzap do.

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>>151275743
Right, just like how the Wasabi has no reason to exist next to the SSP.
Or the N-Zap '83 has no reason to exist next to the Heavy Deco.

Those guns don't have close to the turf coverage of the Splash, and Splooshes are Splooshit.

>>151276361

The regular Splash doesn't benefit from damage up, does it???

>>151275539
It got unfairly buffed.

>>151276545
Every gun benefits from Damage Up. It can be a three-shot-kill if an enemy has touched your ink in the last five seconds, which is likely.

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>>151276692
You're probably right. It really didn't need them. But I want to buy whatever dev decided to apply them a drink.

>>151276361
L3 and Nzap are at very least not worse at inking than Splash. All three can ink as fast as they strafe sideways, and both L3 and Nzap have faster speed and more range, resulting in more coverage for given time frame.

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>>151277129
The Splash has faster firing velocity, meaning it will get ink on the ground quicker. Also it leaves larger ink patches, so it will cover ground faster and more thoroughly. Coupled with Burst Bombs it's one of the most mobile weapons there is.

>>151276545
Not really but Defense shits on it.

damn it sheldon more weapons when
i want my custom custom eliter

>>151278487

I want my Sheldonised Sloshing Machine with a kit that smooths over it's weaknesses

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>cute girl cute idol
well it's true

>>151279205
Unlimited Kraken would be its only fix.

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>>151278139

I'd rather more Run Speed, Bomb Range and Sub Saver for max maneuverability and bomb spam

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>>151278487
I want an Octoslosher

>>151279257
What is, the cute part or the girl part or the idol part?

>>151279323

I'd say if any Slosher needed and with all the balances still needs burst bombs it's the Sloshing Machine. A damage stacked Sloshing with Burst Bombs and bomb rush would be something to behold

>>151279442

What would make it Octo besides a paint job?

>>151279376
fuck me thats an ugly squid

>>151279467
all of it.
do keep in mind that although you may think that the japanese word "idol" refers to someone in the specific idol industry, it, like in english, can also just refer to a celebrity with enthused fans.

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>>151279889
How are you so sure callie is a girl?

>>151279617
new model, a nice polished steel banded ebony wood slat bucket

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>>151280367
Nah, it should look like a coal scuttle. Bonus points for the alt version fixed with a street sign or something.

>>151281037
Is Callie meant to be a little kid? They probably should've made her look like she did when she was younger.

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>>151281287
yes

>>151281603
Too fucking cute

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>>151281234
>>151280367

Square with a rectangular inking pattern

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>>151281234
the alt version.
>>151281858
Nah, we need more range. It will be like Dynamo, throwing ink far away but not covering own feet unless shot directly down.

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>>151282050

>>151275539
>RULES OF NATURE

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Did you know that Squids only have two tentacles? The longer, primary limbs are called tentacles, while the remaining smaller limbs are simply referred to as arms. Wow! We've been wrong this whole fucking time!

>>151283689
saved

>>151283689
so they don't have feet? are the frills tiny arms as well?

>>151283689
source?

>>151283908
Speaking of "saved"... Splatoon should SAVE THE ANIME one day. For that, it'll need to become an anime. I want to hear woomies speak.

>>151284390
Speak what? Japanese? Or squidspeak? Only squidspeak will work.

>>151284179
as easy as googling 'squid tentacles arms'

>>151284865
what is this meme
>>151285101
they mean the picture

>>151284390
Sure, and Call of Duty will be a good movie

>>151283689
use :orig you retarded squid sister nigger
why are waifu fucks so damn stupid

>>151285429
What are you even saying?

>>151285429
Anon, he saved the original but deleted the :orig in the filename. Otherwise you can't upload it you mong.

>>151279617
If the sloshing machine had burst bombs it'd just be inferior Grim/Bamboo mk3. The kits it has now are good already. Same idea with giving burst bombs to the hydra, it'd be a worse eliter.

>>151285980

The problem is kits which would be godlike get given to other guns so they can no longer be used due to excess repetition

Imagine Disruptors on Luna. Too bad because Rapid Blaster Pro has it

>>151286349
And thank crust it doesn't.

>>151286349
>luna bullshit with the added bullshit that is a disruptor
no fucking thank you

>>151286349
If you want a Luna with a Disruptor the vanilla blaster already exists.

>>151287228

Luna =/= regular blaster

>>151286349
The one thing that isn't broken about the Lunas are its kits. If they had disruptors, they would be even more OP than the pre-patch 96 Deco.

>>151287694
It's the best you're gonna get.

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goodnight marie
give callie a kissu for me

>>151285980
But we can give it bubble.

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Look, a rear is here

>>151289238
why does yuta not make more octolings?

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Rainmaker again?

Let's actually squad this time around

Add: Yulwei

>>151290367
i could twin for a bit if you're still around

>>151291084

Yup I'll be on in about 8 minutes + however long it takes to boot up

Add me and I'll accept and set up the twin as soon as I'm on

>>151289347
he does
no one posts them because octolings are fucking shit

>>151291284
trying to send an invite, it's stuck on the "please wait" with the spinning circle
hopefully it passes soon

SQUAD IS UP

>>151291084

bit rusty so i can't promise much

http://splatoonsuggestion.tumblr.com/post/148689397831/every-splatoon-character-is-autistic

>>151292684
As someone with Aspergers I will never understand this shit
Saying that everyone has autism based on ONE symptom is incredibly trivializing and I don't get how tumblr can think it "empowers" us

>>151293032
It's not supposed to empower you. It's supposed to give them more labels for themselves and reasons they have issues.

>>151292081

That 1st match, I can't believe my push was the only distance we got. I swear people stood still with the Fish no matter what paths were made

>>151293372
yeah that one was really bad, i couldn't tell if the team wanted me to go up the side wall or straight forward since there were people on both paths but they didn't really pick one to follow

Map Control? Is that some kind of rash or something

damn i lost the connection
lemme know when you're up again

>>151289167
Rapid blaster already has it

Going after the pathmaker instead of the RM what a great decision

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eien no aori gaaru!

Splashomatic is DELICIOUS

Last match, Clovervidi

ggs dude
i'm a little mad about that one

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Way too cocky at the end of that match. Inking the area, popping the RM and moving it forward or even positioning themselves around would have prevented that loss but we had one guy sitting on the mound like there's no way anyone could dunk with him there

GGs either way. We both did some magical pushes and sometimes the teams were listening

>>151297908

Not mad enough to avoid fraternising with the bad guys

>>151296045
Like oversalted chips. You know, the ones that sit on the bottom of the pack and look unassuming, but once they land on your tongue, you realise they've accumulated all the salt that was shaken off the top ones and have a little tastegasm.

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>>151298342
oh yeah, i took this one when i dc'd at the mall

>>151299097

RM
>pops bubble with ease
>paints paths like a dream

TC
>this is my tower no passengers allowed

SZ
>since when did you think you had the zone

Love the kills from people who failed to correctly judge the fuse and blast radius on the Suction bombs

>>151289238
i want to smell

>>151229281
anyone wanna squad with me???

>>151306853

nnid???

>>151306853
Gibb ID

>>151307062
no see its bizarro /ink/

i appreciate your enthusiasm though

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>>151308896

Why is there icing on Callie? Is Marie being a messy eater again?

>>151309164
DELETE THIS

>>151309164
I love this image

>>151309164
why

>enemy team brings the rainmaker into their own base
>we kill them and get it to 8 within the first 30 seconds
Thanks, Japan.

you splashposters are right

it's fun

>>151312931
>a little bit of drool under marie's mouth
LEWD

>>151312817
if you have an impenetrable defense its probably the easiest way to win, but 98% its going to fail

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more human squids!

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so cute <3