/ink/ - Splatoon General

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Any squads today

>>150953146
Maybe later tonight I can

>>150953584

Zones or Tower

>>150954090
Depends on the maps
And how heavy the traffic is

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cute!

>>150953146
My personal favourite colour. Does anyone else have colours that they hope to get while waiting for a match? Either because of how your gear changes colour or just because you like it?

>>150954270

Soda, Yellow or Pink

>>150953146
>we're all dressed the same way!
>we're at a huge disadvantage as a result of our shitty abilities!
>this is what fun is!
capital cancer

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What a QT

>>150954270
pepto bismol is the best color

>>150954554
You don't need abilities to win, retard.
>stop having fun your way!

>>150954554

Fun is relative. If they're happy leave them to it

Better than damn near every inkling cosplay

>>150954624
Octoling cosplay works because their hair is compact enough to be feasible
Inklings ponytails always look silly on people

>>150954763
that's the most retarded shit i've ever heard

>>150954754
Uh the main abilities you choose do make a tremendous difference
But ironically the mains of the armor set are actually pretty good, so anon is retarded

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58299526

>>150954924
Look, moulding an Octoling hairstyle is possible because their tentacles are short
Inkling tentacles are more difficult to replicate because they're so large

It's perfectly alright to hate on Octolings but all I'm saying is their cosplay is easier to do

>>150954964
And yet, it's not so big a difference so that you will have a significantly less amount of fun without them, unless you're shit at the game.
>>150955106
That's not what you said at all.

>>150955194
That's exactly what I said

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day off!

>>150955194
>Thinks abilities don't matter
>Yet I'M the one that's shit at the game
Son do you have any idea what kind of difference Tenacity makes
That by itself is enough to make the Hero Armor set the best gear set in the game
You have to be retarded to disregard your main abilities, fretting about your subs is for retards though

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>>150954924
>>150955106
Please don't fight, guys...

>>150955551
Go back to sucking on your ninth tentacle

>>150955393
> tentacles down Marie
> skirt Callie

Based GomiGomi

>>150955510
Tenacity is worse than SCU and even Comeback for everyone other than snipers and range blasters who don't ink and don't die.

>>150955393
do we know if they can even turn into squids

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hearts out to sameanko! this mamemimen sends their prayers for an artist who has no access to the internet, especially one who draws art everyday.
but wait, it's kind of resolve itself by now since this was from a few days ago.
oh well!
>ネットが繋がらない...つらい。
>my internet is down... it's painful.
>モデム
>modem
>早くなおって
>please work soon!
>>150955510
you still don't need them to have fun, though! i don't reroll my abilities at all and i think this game is amazing. your experience certainly won't be hampered by coordinated outfits.

>>150955919
Seriously dude
SCU is one of the weakest abilities in the game; you could at least have recommended Special Saver, but nothing can top Tenacity, gaining free Special from the mistakes of your teammates is just too much to pass up

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>>150955925
Miitomo has badges of them in squid forms, so probably yes.

>>150956057
Unless you're doing some shit like stacking Special Duration with a Killer Wail weapon, then that's not so much fun as natural selection

>>150956259
jesus christ what on earth happened to your phone

>>150955925
You can hear them squidding around in one of the bonus tracks on the Squid Sisters album
Why wouldn't they be able to?

>>150956158
Gaining charge from inking is too much to pass up, because that's what you should be doing anyway. Besides, combining SCU and Tenacity is also a thing.

>>150956369
What bothers you? I don't see anything wrong.

>>150956482
Maybe if you're playing Turf War; I don't use Tenacity then
But in Ranked, where everyone is rushing and dying constantly, Tenacity is invaluable

>>150956630
that navbar mainly
is your region right to left hence the reversed status bar?

>>150956685
Might be an HTC or something

>>150956685
he probably changed it to be like that. no way a phone manufacturer would shit that navbar

>>150956653
Guess why you're dying? If you didn't answer "because we push without turf control", you're part of the reason you think tenacity is stronk.
>>150956685
I switched the sides in debug options, that way some buttons are in more comfortable places. Not just bottom bar, most apps change sides, too.

>>150957176
gotcha, just looks weird with the back arrow facing to the right instead of the left as usual

>>150957176
You get Tenacity buffs if you die or not mate, do you know how it works

Getting residual Special on top of inking turf is always much more advantageous than getting a fraction of extra Special only while painting the ground

>>150957438
Tenacity works when you're doing stupid things, SCU- when you do smart things. You know that tenacity only gives you charge when you have less squids than enemy, not just have a downed teammate?

>>150958273
That's the whole idea, you are rewarded for your teammates incompetence
And if Tenacity is not charging, because the enemy has more dead players than you, well then you're probably winning anyway
Tenacity does not reward for 'doing stupid things', it's a constant failsafe

>>150958531
Maybe you should sometimes pick an inker and help teammates be competent instead of riding the wave of stupid pure offense teams? Just for a change.

>>150959079
When is it ever not a good thing to have a Special ready? I play the same role that you do, I just get perks the moment a teammate takes a hit

>>150959405
I get them by making my teammate less likely to be hit. Besides, other than echo and invincibility on TC, specials are trash. Inkzooka is scary but nothing more, bomb rush is special fodder for enemy team, wail is only good on RM, inkstrike- just don't.

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other thread is over now, so lets be friends in this one!

>>150959850
>Specials are trash
>Is trying to make a selling point for Special Charge-Up
Well shit, color me baited

But for fucks sake man, how does equipping Tenacity prevent you from helping your teammates
You still fight normally, you still ink turf, you still capture the objective, but you get free Special for doing absolutely nothing all the while
Your team will die no matter what you do, how does getting benefits from that possibly a bad thing?
If you still can't see how that's anything short of godlike, I'm worried for you

>>150960541
Well, you got me. Still ain't gonna give up LDE for Tenacity, though.

>>150960770
Oh of course not, LDE is fucking fantastic for those clutch games

>>150960056
How big is your Octoling folder?

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>>150961773
quite small, but the reason for it isn't, not trying, more that there is very little to draw from, and even less that's presentable to the thread.

I love you cap'n, but stop poisoning the squibs with propaganda

>>150961773
You mean "How big is Pixiv"? Exactly 774 entries out of over 20k Splatoon illustrations.

>>150962276
good, you should stop while you're behind and kys

>>150961773
about 10 images from the looks of it

>>150954554
>needing abilities to be good

traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!

>>150962502
ummmmmmm excuse me?! how am i supposed to win without my ink res? enemi /ink/ is everywhere so wearing /ink/res is pacractically a no brainer.

>>150962502
the game would probably be better with no abilities, no specials either

>>150962718
and no squid sisters.

>>150962718

That should be one of the ranked modes. Only squids who know the limitations of the kid and squid form and have true mastery of their weapon would be able to survive it

Odds are it would be unpopular and rarer than RM

>>150962502
Depeeeeeends on weapon. Rapid without damage and run speed is trash. Disruptor and point sensor withiut bomb range are trash. Splatterpro without ink recovery is trash. Sploosh without swim speed is at a disadvantage. Dynamo gets stuck in ink, so ink res is very good for it. Splattershot, though? It's always trash, so the abilities indeed don't matter.

>>150963017
japs would hate it more than they do rainmaker so it would never come on rotation

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How come people put so much stock into their gear's stats? I just wear what I think looks nice and I do fucking great every game.
The stats can't possibly matter that much

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>>150963238
>i don't care about stats

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>>150953146
Try out some coordinated beakons
http://www.mediafire.com/view/cqgkbrbvu2gbqqw/ink_BEAKON_guide_final.png

>>150963591
What if I actually want to know if stats are useful or not?

>>150963238
Mains are most important, subs are pretty inconsequential

>>150964142
No

>>150964260
>>150964812
then you would have asked that instead of feigning superiority

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>>150963056
>Splattershot is trash

>>150963238
Gee, I bet you main Tentatek.

>>150965595
I'll never understand this Tentatek hate meme

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>>150965434
>feigning superiority
All I said was that I tend to do good, holy shit dude

>sz/tc/sz
fucking bomb japan again

>>150965963
RM is only good in Squads, and you never Squad
Drink your own tears

>>150965835
everything popular is bounded to become a meme
any meme is going to be hated immediately
its just like the aerospray, tentatek is not even that good, its just average

>>150966027
Or if you are actually smart enough to bring Echo into Rainmaker. But nobody does.

>>150966134
At this point the Tentatek's biggest drawback is its Heavy reduction, and the fact Suction Bombs aren't that great outside of Rushes
I'd have preferred Point Sensors

>>150966545
>Suction Bombs aren't that great outside of Rushes
have you ever used a suction bomb
what rank are you, this must be bait

>>150965878
nice backpedal.

>>150966545
Forge is for you, then. Or H3-D, if you're feeling lucky.

>>150965878
not him, youre attention whoring

>>150965963

>tfw we won't get a new mode because RM was poorly received by Japs.
>tfw when new modes in Spla2n will be closer to TC and SZ than being daring like RM

>>150966705
S+, I don't like them - personal preference
Their fuse is too long, and eat a ton of ink
If the Wasabi had Inkzooka instead of Inkstrike, in my opinion it'd be the uncontested best weapon in the game

>>150966707
>>150966842
o-ok then

>>150966738
I'm having a lot of fun with the N-Zap '83 currently, and I barely use the Kraken

>>150966842
and manmenmis aren't?

>>150966946
Octo Nouveau? It's horrifically inefficient, but otherwise perfectly perfect.

>>150967230
I'm not too hot on Brushes, but I might try it

>>150966870
It'd be interesting to see a 'hardcore' game mode, with no respawning after being splatted, but it would surely just end up being a stand-off between E-Liters
Maybe just have it as a gametype for custom lobbies

>>150966946
Why the fuck didn't they give the Octoshot the Wasabi's kit? The Octolings use Splat Bombs and Inkstrike.

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>>150968048
Crab sells bootleg Octoshots

>>150968048
Because it's a replica of an octoshot
Not the real thing

>>150968181
Sheldon didn't even make it, Judd found it

>>150968048
I wish they would patch some weapons kits instead of nerfing the individual components. Change the 96 Gal Deco's Special to Inkstrike, swap the subs of the Zink Mini and Custom Hydra. Those would've fixed a lot of problems.

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guys i think agent 1 and 2 might be Inklings

>>150971550
you lie! they are jellies in a coat!

>>150971550
Just saying, I don't remember seeing Agent 2's type of eyes on any other Inklings before...

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Octolings, why do we hate them?

i want to burn a callies house down

i want to eat marie's cum

>>150975617
Because of you, thanks

>Warehouse/Dome TC
Finally the best map/rank mode ever!

>>150975930
That's romantic

>>150976353
>tc
>best mode

spot the jappo

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>>150975617
they dont really hate them. its just a big joke!

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>>150977256
i want to believe that, but sometimes its hard

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Squids>Jellyfish>Octavians

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>>150978936
>Octavians
what makes jellies better than Octarians?
where do the other races fit in on that tier list?

>>150975930
> gas station in the middle of the woods

that sounds like a really shitty spot for a gas station.

>>150978936
>talking shit about THE dj octavio

i'll remix your fuckin face m8

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>>150979210
Okay fine
Squids>Jellyfish>Octoballs>Sea Anemones>everythingelse>Octolings

>>150979787
Nah was a mistype

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>>150980179
Octolings are just as much Octarians as Octoballs!

>>150980458
Yes but one is lame and has dumb hair, and the other is a cute derpy ball thing

>>150980179
Octoballs are kind of cool
How far do you think they can be kicked?

>>150980808
Pretty far I'd say.
This is why I put them high on the list, they can be used for various sports.
Someone forgot the ball? Well go grab Little Timmy the Octoball. Best game of kickball you'll ever play

captcha had me select food and it was all pictures of calamari, oh boy

>>150981053
I think a lot of good products can come out of this.
If you've had a rough day at the office, you can calm yourself by squeezing an octoball stress ball.
Vaccuum clear broken? Wrap some tape around the ball and pick up dust by rolling it around.
Might want to do some more testing before releasing the octoball beanbag chair though

>>150983417
I would love to have an octoball stressball irl
Nintendo get on that shit.

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Can't stop the Octarians

>>150986137
We sorta did in the singleplayer

>>150986186
no, you completed your mission, getting the zapfish back.
it might have been the greatest victory in your life, but to Octarians it was a minor set back

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>>150986307
okay sure man

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>>150986628
Why do you have to be so mean?
Mariefans were right, Calliefans are the worst!

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>>150986962
Huh? I like both squid sisters equally. I'm also not being mean. I'm just stating the fact that the octarians lost pretty hard, what with the capture of their leader and all.

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>>150987332
He let himself be caught so he could spread the word of the atrocities Cap'n commits
also it's debut stunt for his new album and partnership with the Squidsisters

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who wants to squad tonight?

>>150988771
Cap'n Cuttlefish is a great hero who fought for the free world and defend us from those 8 limbs bastards, please stop with your filthy propaganda

>>150989974
me me me

>>150995102
Wanna twin?

>>150996462
nah not really
I was hoping for a quad

>>150996462
Wait nevermind

>>150952945
>dropping a major component of your online play after only 15 months of support

Nintendo are so pathetic

>>150995102
sweet it'd be cool if we could get 2 more

>>150996462
one more

>>150996717
;_;

>>150996717
Nobody plays this shitty game anymore anyways.

>>150996850
the gooks would like a word with you

>>150996850
And yet here you are in it's general

>>150996850
That's what makes it so sad. Splatfests were a lifeblood that the game needed every 3-4 weeks. Now with that gone all we're left with are the nipponese ranked players.

>>150997151
Pretty much. I love the game, but now that splatfests are gone, I don't find myself coming back every three weeks looking forward to the next theme.

Hope if it gets ported to NX they continue splatfests. I can understand cutting it on the Wii U since it's pretty much a dead console.

>>150997829
I'll be surprised if they don't have crossplay with Wii U players. Wouldn't Splatoon HD's online be dead on arrival without it?

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>>150998251
there wasn't many players with a WiiU in the first place, i doubt they waste the money on crossplay for the last 16 players still playing splatoon even if the development team was competent enough to make it work

all in all. splatoon and nintendo had a good run, but now it's time to move aside and watch the real platforms at work

>thought about buying a PS4 but didn't have the money
>games run like shit and they're releasing PS4.5 soon
>NX is going to be some shitty portable TEGRA console

Guess I should buy a good gaming PC?

>>150999151
Don't know wtf this has to do with squids, but yeah why not
Buy what you think would entertain you the most and the most worth it

>>150998725
t. person who doesn't play splatoon

>>150999151
sweet blog bro, i'll subscribe for more content

>>150999654
Make sure to join my Patreon for my monthly nudes.

>>150999729
-tia

>>150986307
All the Octarians and Octolings have frozen to death with their power sources taken, so it's a bit more dire than that.

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>>151002172
minor set back, they nicked the great zapfish with ease, the zapfish that is in full view of those in the plaza, and dozens of smaller zapfish just grabbed right out of their fish tanks

and remember, all the lights are still on, the antigravity fields are still up and all octarian machines are completely powered, losing afew zapfish is nothing and won't stop friendship from kicking your door in and enveloping you in it's warm fuzzy embrace!

@here pickup lf a scrim

>>151003032
Nice headcanon
Your hellish race is at last extinct

>>151003032
Hmmm.
On the other hand their entire army was wiped out by some 14 year old who has potentially never used a gun in their life.

>>151004490
They'd totally used a gun dude, you get to shoot through an obstacle course before you even reach Booyah Base

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surprisingly cute!

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kissu

>>150975707
You'd have to pay her first

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do you believe in the church of callie, /ink/?

>>151006034
Shintoists don't believe in mortal deities

>>151006034
she lost all traces of her were burned and she was exiled from inkopolis, squids don't idolize failure

>>151006220
but she won more splatfests, anon

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What if we agree that the squid sisters are both equally good
Neither one would be happy to hear that we are fighting each other over them like this

>>151006409
The funny way the Splatfests worked is, she technically won as a result of unpopularity...

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>>151006648
Nobody appreciates a pacifist, except for Octofags

The Squid Sisters are friends, nobody said shit about their fans

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>>151006812
wanting to be friends =/= pacifism

>>151006409
but she lost the last one, the one that mattered, she is now the eternal loser with no chance at redemption now that splatoon is over.

like the octarians, no matter then wins, if you lose the deciding battle, you and everything you built up is worthless to inklings

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>>151006812
Yes but is Callie found out you hated her cousin (or other way around). She'd be heart broken and probably think you're a fuckin' idiot.
You must learn to love both to get to the heart of one.

>>151007027
One thing that Pokémon taught me is that beating the shit out of people and their underlings is the quickest way to become friends with them
So in that regard, the Octolings have had so much friendship beaten into them

why are mariefags so hateful

>>151007027
also this
You made me agree with the octofag, how dare you sir.

>>151007165
Somehow I typed "is" instead of "imagine if"
how

>>151007183
well, youve beaten at us enough. now its time to be friends!

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>>151007247
They need their cuddles

>>151007342
No, the beatings must continue
How can you say you're friends with someone if you won't let them murder you?

>>151007471
y-you didnt murder people in pokemon. friends dont murder each other. thats bad

Honestly, Octofags were annoying with their friendship shit before, but now they're just autistic about it.
>>151007342
No, I think it's still time to beat you up.

>>151007471
Well if you die you can't really be their friend
It's a little bit difficult

>>151007367
>you will never smell callie

>>151007840
>you will never smell marie's butt

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callie is just too cute, aaaa
>>151007840
i think she would smell nice
i'd imagine something like a lavender scent
>>151007887
predictable

>>151007970
really? well i'd imagine that her butt would smell like honeydew melon

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>>151007970
All Inklings smell like their present ink color
Yellow is bananas, purple is grapes, green is apple, orange is orange, so on
Callie permanently smells of blackcurrant, Marie smells like white wine

>>151008196
Anon, butts don't smell like that
I thought the appeal of butt sniffing was weird butt-scent, so if you take that aspect away what could the point possibly be
>>151008275
This is a stupid headcanon

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So I've been doing incredibly well with the AerosprayRG in turf-war, getting around like 900-1,100 turf inked a game.
My only issue is it's boring to use though, like yeah I'm doing super well and leveling fast, but somethin about it just feels a bit boring. I wanna use something else.
I've been having success with the Hydra Splatling in ranked, but it's sorta shit in turf-war I've found.
What's the best splatling gun to use in turf-war? Any tips on not sucking massive cock in turf-war with a splatling?

>>151008431
The only acceptable Splatling is the stock Heavy, all others are either broken, crutches, or fucking worthless

>>151008419
its appeal is more domination and it being demeaning, i just happen to like the smell of honeydew

>>151008419
Your mom is a stupid headcanon

What's wrong with air freshener squids

>>151008567
Uh, I'm not sure how you can get those implications out of sniffing an ass
But go along your merry way, I suppose

>>151008567
Would you want Marie to spank you then? Or is that not the same?

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>>151008556
>all others are either broken, crutches
Anon, friend, pal, I've been using the Aerospray. Do you think I give a damn about how broken a weapon is? I fail to believe I am doing as good as I am due to my own skill. It has to be that gun.
I want the splatling gun that is going to fuck everybody up and make the kids on the opposing team cry.
I want to be at the top of the scoreboard because of my overpowered ass gun to help me feel better about my small ass dick.
I wanna splat the enemy team so hard their kids are gonna feel it.

So tell me, anon, what splatling gun is going to ruin a 6 year old Japanese kid's week and improve my crushed self-esteem?

>>151008785
im not really into spanking but if its what she wants then who am i to try and refuse her
i do want her to beat me up though

>japfags can't tether to their smartphone for internet if their house connection is down
i thought you guys said they were smarter than dumb americans

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>>151009063
>Anon, friend, pal, I've been using the Aerospray. Do you think I give a damn about how broken a weapon is?

>>151009258
I was doing shit until I started using it. As soon as I decided to try it I got retardedly good. There has to be something up with it

>>151009063
The fucking stock Heavy then innit
It shits out Inkstrikes like a motherfucker

But if you're looking for a tryhard weapon then you're looking in the wrong place, N-Zap '83 or Aerospray PG will probably be your best means of fucking shit up

>>151009063
you are autistic

>>151009363
Alright then. I'll give it a go.

>>151009368
Yeah maybe. I'm posting in this thread aren't I?

>>151009357
The Aerospray mitigates bad aim by firing shit in all directions with a huge spread
You didn't get gud, you just can't aim
In which case a Splatling is a terrible idea for you

>>151009357
aerospray today is an ok weapon, its the best one to spread your turf but its damage is shit, its just a shadow of what it used to be when the game launched

>>151009536
Even still it was only considered good because nobody could aim back then

>>151009929
yes please

>>151009642
that and because silvers seekers were very effective because nobody knew how to avoid them and gold was basically inkstrike every 20 seconds when inkstrike was broken

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Why do Calliefags feel the need to enforce harmony when it's already canon?

>>151010690
I don't understand the question.
It's canon, but some people don't really know that, and there's nothing wrong with trying to spread the word.
Hell, that's what you're doing right now.

>>151009642
Not to mention that turf war was the only game mode

>>151009063
either custom hydra or zink mini

>>151008431
Please stop interrupting our Callie discussion

Splatfest was my only motivation to play Turf War. Is Turf War in ranked?

>>151012452
Yes

>>151012105
Make me nerd.

>>151011359
I'm totally using the Custom Hydra for ranked
Also I just tried out the Refurbished Mini and I had a ton of fun with it. Gonna stick with this for a while.

>>151012452
Nah it aint. Doesn't make much sense to have it in ranked either.

>>151012452
> Splatfest was my only motivation to play Turf War
mine too, buddy

>>151012558
Wait turfwar is in ranked? I've been playing this forever and never once saw it available.
Huh. How'd I miss that?

>>151012452
if you count turf war as to ink an specific part of the map for certain amount of time, then yes

>>151012558
lying on the internet isn't cool anon

>>151012452
>Splatfest was my only motivation to play Turf War
So you're a ranked guy?

>Is Turf War in ranked?
What?

So if you didn't play ranked or regular, what are you even doing with this game?

>>151012452
You're better off doing Turf War than Ranked now that it's way more profitable than Ranked
You can get snails!

>>151012716
kek

>>151012931
You get get snails if you play ranked too.

>>151012598
Just please don't use the Hydra if you're on my team
Otherwise go for it

>>151013089
No you can't

>>151013247
What? Yes you can.

>>151013247
that's bullshit and you know it

>>151012881
>>151012671
I just came back for Splatfests, did some ranked for like 2 hours, then left for a month again. Since Ranked is on rotations it could have slipped in without me noticing.

>>151013330
>>151013360
Source

>>151013459
just play the game... judd gives you snails if you win a lot (30 times?). people have talked about it in these threads before

>>151013573
I was led to believe he only rewarded you after thirtyish Turf War wins
I haven't got jack shit from Squadding way more games than that

>>151013459
play the game. Judd gives it to you for wins not turf war.

>>151013112
What's wrong with the hydra?

>>151013643
maybe he only tracks solo games? it's really not clear at all, is it

>>151013730
delete this

>>151013730
What's wrong translatoranon?

>>151013678
I do play the game ya bastard, he doesn't give me shit for winning in Ranked

>>151013702
Useless. Try the Jet Squelcher instead.

>>151013730
callie has a weird ass in that pic

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>>151014104
Make me

>>151014195
Fuck off, discuss the fucking game for once you pathetic waste. This Squid Sister shit has grown so old.

>>151013998
One win isn't enough

>>151014254
Then do your best to stay off my team, I'm tired of being essentially on a three squid team as one waits back and does nothing.
Seriously, at least use an E-Liter. It does the same job except is useful.

>>151014279
I don't know who you think you are but squid sister discussion has always been the core of /ink/. If you don't like it, make your own damn splatoon general.

>>151014279
nah fuck you leatherman. maybe we should settle it right here in the ring if you think youre so tough

>>151014409
Ok.
Still gonna use the hydra.

>>151014646
Don't play with me or my team ever again.

>>151013702
nothing. don't listen to that anon he's an ass

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>>151014837
Can't guarantee if I'll play with you or not my dude.

>>151014859
I can see that

>>151014941
I'm sorry to do this anon, but I'm going to have to recommend that you kill yourself. It's for the good of all the Squids whose games you will ruin by bringing a giant useless weapon along and hinder them terribly. Even the Sloshing Machine users laugh at you.

Is high A rank ELO hell now? It seems that every time I win, I lose the next game. I've been hovering around A 70-80 for the past hour.

>>151015118
Nah

>>151015118
What do you use

>>151009363
>83 and Aeropg
>not vastly superior in every single way neo sploosh, L3D and permabrush

>>151015224
what do you mean by come on?

>>151015173
THIS, the people that post these Squid Sisters over and over don't even own Splatoon, or don't even own a Wii U. They don't belong here and should be ignored.

>>151014409
A bad Hydra at least spreads ink, a bad Eliter doesn't do jack.

>>151015345
Tri-Slosher and Cherry.

>>151015634
Then they should've opted for a Heavy then, shouldn't they? The Hydra only has a pinch of extra range.

>>151015641
Well, but of course you use crutches with bubblers. Kinda understandable with Tri because other kit is shit, but H3's old kits are so much better than echo-less Cherry.

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Long overdue last picture ever to be posted of the Squid Sisters. Bye! Thanks for polluting the general while it lasted!

>>151016015
This general could not exist and there would still be Squid Sister shitposting somewhere.

Also how quality are the Squid Sister Amiibos? I want to pick them up just as figurines.

>>151016095
That is not true.

Save your money, get the Amiibo that actually do something.

>>151016095
/toy/fag here.
For statueshit they're pretty fuckin' good. Would recommend

>>151015997
And the Hydra only saw use once it was given a Bubbler, yes?

>>151016246
>/toy/fag
>pretty good
You have some pretty low standards. Do you also buy popshit?

>>151015641
You really have the audacity to belittle some guy using a Hydra when you main the Cherry?
Not saying you are bad with it, but just from my personal experience I have seen far more players wielding the Cherry who have been a far worse detriment to the team than most Hydras I've come across.

>>151016302
And now you're just making shit up. You're one of those salty 96. Gal Deco fags, aren't you?

>>151016095
They're decent, the glitter on the dresses could be better.

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>>151016015
What's this, then?
>>151016192
They're fantastic, especially for the price. Mine at least are basically flawless and they look gorgeous, especially Callie.

>>151016453
Denial. Cancer. Your choice.

are the squid sisters back or are they on extended vacation

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>>151016578
Anon, that doesn't make any sense.

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>>151016375
Roast me

>>151016296
I mean for amiibos they're pretty good
If a dude wants em to just slap on his desk they work great

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>we never got octolings

this still fucks me up. i would have accepted cosmetics being invisible just so i could play them.

>>151016302
A lot of suckers try to use Cherry after 96, not used to something that is accurate, mobile, efficient, turfs like an Aerospray and cuddles like a Sploosh. Of course they're going to do bad without using and abusing H3's natural strengths and just whine "Oooh, I can't hit anything or get away, it is traaaash" instead. Should've tried the blues first.

>>151016821
And thank God for that.

>>151016862
It's also a perfect counter to those useless cunts using Hydras.

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want

>win against people ranked higher than me
>+8 points
>lose against the same ranks after they pull out a lucky lead at the beginning of the game
>-12
This game is actively stopping me from ranking up.

>>151017043
>being a cephalophobe in the current year

>>151017164
Leave.

>>151017134
Do you need a counter to something useless?
H3 counters a lot of things, though. Pretty much only things it has trouble with are brushes, Jet, Bamboozler and both Rapids.

>>151017380
>both Rapids
What.

>>151017471
Rapids in general wreck 3-liners, and H3 is the worst of them at escaping.

>>151017556
How? Rapids are weak as shit.

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>>151017280
no
i've been bottling this up

>>151017658
You know how Luna is a bitch to fight in close quarters despite its indirect TTK being fairly slow? Now move that three lines away.

>>151017658
The Rapid Blaster is bad, but the H3 is even worse.

>japanese player
>allways squid bags whenever he kills someone no matter what
>playing a cheesy weapon anyways
I dont understand the thought process that goes on in their heads

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I've been seeing a lot more Japanese BM ever since the Burger player count has gone down. Even my teammates are doing it.

>>151018067
How come? Even if you can't aim, it can baisically does what Dynamo does- inks a lot far away from you, with all of Dynamo's drawbacks toned down. The splatting part is harder, but you can't possibly be so bad you'll miss a sneaky point-blank burst on an immobile sniper or showering Gal.

>>151017280
Just stop responding; these waifufags are only here for attention. As soon as you stop responding to their shitposts they'll go away.

>>151018608
>Comparing a Rapid Blaster to a Dynamo
Next you'll be telling me the SSP is basically a E-Liter.

>>151018753
Not Rapid, H3. My bad.

>>151018810
What the fuck?

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goodnight callie
i love you

>>151017857
I don't know what kind of drugs it takes to compare a Luna to the Retard Blaster.

>>151016095
They're beautiful. I recommend them.

>>151018883
H3 is, above everything, a crazy good inker. Each burst leaves a THICK and long line of ink, spanning the same length Dynamo's fling does, but also covering your feet. Strafe and shoot, and you baisically made the same job Dynamo did in four bursts.

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>>151019070
goodnight anon

>>151019070
>>151019297
Pathetic samefag.

>>151019236
Those are not even close to the same thing you fucker. Please don't compare my gun to the ultimate crutch.

>>151019345
Who would feel the need to samefag in order to anonymously bid themselves goodnight?

>>151019531
Waifufags.

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If you had to use one, which would you pick?

>>151019424
What other guns fill the "ink at range" niche? Mini has shorter range, Heavy and Hydra have spotty coverage and are slow af, other guns with that range just don't ink.

>>151019629
tough one
in one hand 85s echolocator is great in any situation, in the other 89s sprinkler is a fifth member and the inkstrike is great
going to go with 89

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>>151019629
This one.

>>151019629
they're all amazing imo
Splat Bombs are great and Echo is decent
Sprinkler and Inkstrike make TW a breeze
Point Sensors are good and Kraken is Kraken
why are N-Zaps so based?

>>151020119
I thought they were all hated around these parts? Or is just a case of typical it's-popular-so-gotta-hate-it memery?

>>151021093
Nah, Nzaps always were bros.

>>151021093
i dont think so, nzap are great but they never got popular, at least not as aerospray or gals so they stayed only liked not hated

Who here hasn't played Splatoon before?

>>151007149
> calliefags using the won more splatfests argument
> mariefags actually think it wasn't japan that carried their asses to victory

you're both awful

>>151022524
>ten times as many Japs participating
Does that make Marie's win any less valid?

>>151023178
No, it just makes Nintendo retarded for combining two different regional splatfests into a global result.

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Any squads going on in need of a squid

>>151023705
So you thought the results differed between regions, sure

>>151023913
Not with that cancerous shitgun.

thread is ded lel post squid sisters xd

>>151026139
How is it cancerous?

>>151029767
>Unironically defending the Splash-O-Kill-Yourself

>>151029194
We can't, they're banned.

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>>151030004

>>151024413
It's certainly likely. If the results were that close, and there were many more japanese players than the west, the possibility that japan's wins swung the result is there.

Still stupid of Nintendo to combine the regional servers to a global result. They did it with the pokemon splatfest.

>>151032603
It's also likely that Callie got beat in the west regardless.

>>151032603
The shitposting would be a hundred times worse if we happened to get split results.

>>151032717
We know Marie is favored more in Japan though, and if the boke vs tsukkomi splatfest (the original callie vs marie) is any indication, it looks like her fans are slightly better over there.

Or it could be that the west pushed the results to marie. Which could have certainly happened.

We'll never know since Nintendo decided to turn it into a global result, which is what annoys me the most.

>>151032985
I'd rather take that than not knowing whether or not I won or lost in the splatfest I fought in.

>>151033374
I suppose, but even within a regional splatfest it's mostly dependent on the other people on your team. If you did better than break even personally, at least you know you contributed positively.

>>151033643
True, but the end result would still be nice to know. Not trying to say that marie's win is baseless (calliefag btw), just wanted to show that japan could have likely swung the results.

>>151037625
Octolings with half-closed eyes look like beaten up alcoholics.

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Which is fresher, /ink/?

Don't care about abilities

>>151038657
Ascots aren't fresh.

>>151038657
You need schoolgirl shoes or mawcassins on the right.

>>151038657
Left. The accents on the right kinda clash.

>>151039545

Amiibo are proving elusive at a reasonable price. I like the Mawcassins but I feel like I want to wear formal shoes

>>151039720
Just hack in the amiibo.

>>151039760

How? The only hacking I've done is following a video and downloading some software to edit some gear

>>151039862
Just google the Splatoon-AIO

Anyone up for squads? Squib or otherwise, you can add SplattyJ

>>151019629
85 is my nigga

>>151039760
>cheating in a children's shooter
do us all a favor and kys

>>151041805
>piracy is cheating
>buying literal toys for a children's game

>>151041805

it'd be nice if Nintendo made some attempt to meet demand

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Why was A so much more difficult than A+?

>>151043169

In lower ranks players believe in playing the objective. In higher ranks everyone thinks that killing is all that matters.

It's hard to say at what level or rank this change occurs but it's well documented

>>151043623
I was easily able to carry my way up through the Cs and Bs, but only met resistance in A where players are either just good enough to lose a game, or just good enough to work together.
But I went all the way through A+, only losing 3 games when I hit the 70s. And one was a disconnect.