/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

>>151202982
Even if you give me the [Fish] I will not tell you anything

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First for Prima Nocta.

>>151203562
Looks like the husband already slept with her before marriage

>>151203562
Eyes and lips ruined it.
Though since we're living in the age of tumblar nose these days I guess I should'nt complain too much.

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nth for I love having Lady Isolla in my Durquba brothel receiving brown peasant cock!

>>151203982
>stealing my image

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LONG MAY HE REIGN

What are chances that Phantasy will get new version before Bannerlord comes out?

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I'm posting Atahualpa until we get a good Pre-Columbian Mesoamerica/Andes mod.

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>>151203948
Better?

>>151204503
A bit.

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>>151204772
How about now?

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

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God's chosen people.

>>151203982
>nth for I love having Lady Isolla in my Durquba brothel receiving brown peasant cock!
hey I was actually wondering about that, if you reinstate a fem ruler you can actually send them to a brothel? fug, I would have restored Arwa and Isolla if I knew about that

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I'm posting The Humungus, The Lord Humungus, The Warrior of the Wasteland, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla until we get a good post-appocolype mod.

>>151204952
That one is saved.

>>151204952
golem ye be gone

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>>151205309
Bouguereau draws the beast peasant girl QTs

>>151205424
Better?

>>151205297
Hey dude, we already got a good one, it's called 'The Reckoning' check it out!

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>>151205761

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>>151205720
>Better?
yes
>tfw art illiterate

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>You will never have a pure, Steppe waifu

Why even live?

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>You will never raid the countryside of an enemy kingdom with three of your best bros

Why even live?

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>>151205973
>tfw art illiterate
It's okay so am I.

Dickplomacy Anon needs to make it so Ramun pays even more for female slaves. Though in the long run you would probably make more money keeping them in a brothel.

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>>151206380
consider suicune

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>10

so much for a few hours

>>151205973
>>tfw art illiterate
Good news, I heard its curable.

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>>151205720
Didn't know about him, thanks for making me discover it.
I'm more of a historical objects guy but its nice to discover artists.

>>151210567
there isn't a single museum of world art or anything like that where I live, my only source of information on art were those large books that had famous paintings in them that my father had, and those burnt down with our house when I was a kid

these days I have the internet sure, but where do I even begin?

>>151212057
LOOMIS

>>151212057
DeviantArt

>>151212057
Laura Craft inflation 'art'.

>>151213049
>DeviantArt
>almost no Art
>nothing Deviant allowed
Do people still use that site?

What are the best preferred mods of /mbg/? I've been trying Floris Extended and, while I like all the new equipment and horse types and all that, it is becoming insanely hard to do any combat.

Even with Bandit Leaders off, there are only maybe two bandit parties between an area spanning three large towns/cities. No looters after the very first day, very very few deserters. Any group of bandits/deserters is always at the bare minimal 20 people, with most being easily in the 30s and 40s. Recently many of the groups found are hitting almost 50. I can barely have any of my troops upgraded since I am nearly always outnumbered unless I hire everyone I can find.

So, what other nice mods are preferred to use? Thought about Dickplomacy, but what else is there?

Post current character level and killcount
>32
>3234 killed
>475 wounded

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>>151203982

>>151213347
>What are the best preferred mods of /mbg/?
I played and liked ad1257, geko and vanilla + diplomacy, I also played Brytenwalda and while it had some neat features, I overall didnt like it

>>151213448
>34
>3859
>198

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>>151212057
>but where do I even begin?
Well art takes many forms so a "starting point" is different for everyone I think.
There is a way to learn art history but I never took such classes, I usually found some pictures online and get interested in the artist.
I found this site for you though, don't know if its good but its at least in English
http://smarthistory.org/about/

>>151213448
37
4677
132
Pretty sure all of the 132 was from running people over with my horse in 1257, all of my weapons do pierce or cut.

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>10
/MBG/ DON'T YOU DIE ON ME

>Rhodok Sharpshooters got randomized to 20 strength on my file
holy fucking shit

>10
ded

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>>151204213

>>151217000
I never asked for this

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>there is a constant cloud of at least 7+ lords orbiting suno

what the hell is going on here, isolla. what are you planning

How do i make my vassals not hate me

>>151219735
give them land

>>151219735
FEAST.

I cant find a single reliable download for this game, anon! its been years and I miss playing it!

Would it be best to download warband from the official site and then continue hunting for some sort of crack?

t-thanks anon

>>151221790
Go buy the game on steam, Tyrone.

>>151221928
I want immediate gratification anon :(
Its just not possible till the weekend, and I need SOMETHING to keep from socializing with my woman

>>151222253
Don't steal a game from hard-working developers you fucking faggot.
Just look online for keys and use them, you won't be able to play online though.

>>151222761
I am a massive faggot robbing devs of their hard earned money

yeah I wasnt sure about the key system, I appreciate you anon.

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>>151222761
Look, I'm all against Tyrone stealing vidya because he's too nigger to buy a game, but...
>hard-working developers

>>151223235

>A turk and his wife
>Not hard working

Nigger girls can't code

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>>151223235
Why is she memeing while getting fucked

>>151223508
Niggers can't do anything, generally speaking.

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>>151223628
>Zimbabwe
lost

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>>151223235
What are you trying to say friend? Of course the developers work hard! Haven't you seen the new graphics and siege weapons that we can use now?

>One day, TW will go the way of many other developers and either become greedy cunts or start pandering to people who don't play M&B.

SOO, if activation fails with the keys ive used, what do? offline mode and paste key in?

>>151224346
just buy the game you nigger

>>151224346
Look Tyrone, I get it, you're a dumb nigger. BUT, there's this thing called Google, you know? You can find tons of pirated games and how to install them. You should use it.

>>151224210
>Get ready for the new rapid firing crossbows!
>Fires six shots before having to be reloaded!
>Buy it in the new DLC 'Mythical Weapons'!
>Don't forget about the new 'Cleave' function! Now you won't have to waste your time on lowly peasants, go for the gold and focus on taking out commander!

>>151223508
ipek used to make models and other assets for the game while armagan did the coding, iirc

Ive been niggering games for 10 years now and I still cannot fucking figure out how to nigger this one!

Maybe my wife's son would be more willing to give a straight answer. I would go ask him however I dont want to disturb my wife and her boyfriend. its their movie night

>>151224595
>Fires six shots before having to be reloaded!
So the historical Chu-ko-nu?

>>151224346
Holy shit, FUCK OFF.
Use another key you fucking faggot, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>151223235
>when the dick hits the G just right

>>151224694
That could be put in a secret chest somewhere. Just like the low quality weeaboo armor in Rivacheg.

>>151224890
If M&B III was simply set in a global setting they could easily have it be legit though.
>implying Chinese armor was inferior during the 400-1000 period the game seems to be roughly set in
???????

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>>151224694
listen 'ere you lil shite

>>151225076
I'm listening. It's not going to change the fact that the CKN existed and was used in both siege and field battles, the former a more admittedly.

>>151225008
Not implying anything, jackass, the hidden weeb armor in rivacheg is shit compared to other armor and should only be used when just starting out, assuming you can avoid getting gangraped by sea niggers.

>>151225268
Oh. Well nevermind. Wait is THAT why there's a fucking Strange Armor set in the cheat menu? Holy fuck I never knew.

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>>151225358
>he didn't know about the secret chest
Fuck you for making me reveal classified information. I bet you're a rhodok vassal.

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>>151225669
What if I make it up to you

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>>151225214
Listen 'ere good, just because I was wrong doesn't give you the right to call me out on being wrong

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>>151225832
Look at him and laugh

>>151225736
Who is this fluid druid?

>>151225982
Dunno
me

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>>151225928
Stop posting anime and post coherently you fucking nit

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>>151226285

>>151204483
what about Nova Aetas?

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>>151223235
I would say the devs at M&B are hard working.... I mean its not like their a triple A game maker studio that can HD remaster a recent game and shill it out for a ridiculous price
Im looking at you Skyrim

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>>151226519
If you don't stop i'll shoot this anime that's conveniently not in the picture.

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>>151227051
I'll just bring it back. Don't forget I was sucking you ff until about five seconds ago so I have you conveniently by the balls.

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also, posting some old pics because I havent been to /M&BG/ in a while and I dont want these to die ;_;

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>>151227030
>I mean its not like their a triple A game maker studio that can HD remaster a recent game and shill it out for a ridiculous price
>Im looking at you Skyrim
Wait... w-what?

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>>151225008
the bulk of chinese soldiers in the northern and southern dynasties era (4th to 6th century) were completely unarmored infantry that repeatedly got btfo by heavy armored cav. I imagine that most soldiers didn't wear very heavy armor regardless of the dynasty.

pictured: han peasants getting shitstomped by glorious Corean northern Wei heavy cav

>>151227461
they're remastering skyrim

>>151227461
Skyrim recently got "remastered" and still looks worse than just slapping on the 2k / 4k textures from Nexus. Also console mod support which is pure cancer.

>>151227532
>Wei
>Korean
"no".
Also
>I imagine that most soldiers didn't wear very heavy armor regardless of the dynasty
Peasant levies didn't, but the actual professional soldiers (and Ming) wore lammellar or scale / chainmail.

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>>151227659

>>151227876
>the crying knight of liberty
Every time

>>151227030
>>151227448
>>151227659
>>151227876
These are shit, pham.

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>>151227151
*Bang!*

Didn't get a response in the last thread, but what are your preferred weapons to smite shitters from horseback. Archeryfags need not apply.

>>151227640
>>151227714
B-but you get the new version of Skyrim for free if you own the game and all the DLC, goy!

>>151227714
even if they're not Corean but their heavy cavalry are basically the same as the gogoryeo heavy cav that repeatedly shitstomped the Sui and Tang at their prime :^)

>>151228369
lance, but not couching

>>151228369
either my morningstar, or my modified poleaxe

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>>151228346
Joke's on you, I can just bring her back.

>>151228423
Right, so the Koreans just copied the Wei.
>implying the Koreans were ever superior to Chinese when they didn't outright copy them
Remember, they wuz confucius n' shiet.
I have to sleep, I've been up all night and my sister won't shut up when she comes home from work

>>151203562
My Prima goal in life is to Nocta her up.

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>>151228668
Don't be crass.

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>>151228073
>>151228073
Really? I thought at least >>151227448 was decent..cmon senpai lighten up

>>151228620
>implying the northern wei was ever chinese to begin with
Tuoba doesn't sound like a han surname to me
reminder that mulan was also not han chinese but a "barbarian" and probably Corean too

>>151225736
What a filthy slut!

>>151228456
Just a plain old lance with thrusting? Why no couching?
>>151228530
>morning star
Top choice, m8.

>>151229210
>only the Han are Chinese
not even him

>>151225736
That gif.....
Surely you have more?

>>151229284
Thrusting gives you crazy range

>>151229362
Makes sense. Maybe I should try gitting gud

>>151225736
>that hand on her knee
Holy shit

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>>151228884
Yeah, I bet she has a great ass.

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>>151228620
There's a limit to how many animes you can revive friend, you can stop now or face the consequences.

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>>151229556
Are you some sort of hand fetishist?

>>151228389
on pc
>>151229362
depends who you're fighting, if you're fighting other cavalry with lances then it's less risky to thrust, or against pikemen
but against 1h and shield troops then definitely couch

What's everyone's favorite faction in TLD?

>>151230652
Celebrimbor, he's a faction all on his own.

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Which mod is best if I want to bully elves?

>>151231436
Definitely not any mod that gsanders has touched.

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>>151231502
Which would be...Warhammer and Perisno right?

What does that leave? TLD and Phantasy?

>>151231646
You could try to bully elves in Pendor. If you "befriend" them, you can find their hidden elf city, and then you can siege it and ruin it.

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Has Dickplomacy been updated already?

>>151231436
i want to bully elves so bad now

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>>151231436
>basket of elf ears

>>151213308
>nothing deviant allowed

Did they expel the furfags?

>>151224803
How can you be so stupid?

>when the D hits the G just right

>>151225736
Sometimes I don't hate Korea.

>>151221194
How do I hold a feast? I'm a female "king"...

>>151235610
Get married. Talk to your spouse after, put shit for the feast into "household possessions", dispatch invitations via dialogue with spouse when you're ready. You'll need a lot of food, drink, oil and spice. The food and drink also need to be varied.

>>151235995
>get married
...To who? Will I become just some lords bitch with them in control once I marry?

>>151236227
No, you dumbass.

Being able to marry Usegi Kenshin when?

>>151236915
like a month ago

>>151234619
s-sorry

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I just saw how a Fell Orc Despoiler fucked up 7 high-tier treefuckers in a row, that was the most exciting thing i saw in this whole year until now.

>>151223873
¿Que hace Macri aca?

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What do you guys do with the secret chest in Rivacheg? Do you ignore it, do you use it, do you sell it?

>>151241308
I use it early on to store equipment for my future companions and stockpile grain for village elder quests.

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>>151236915
I added that in 1.3.

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>>151241308
>the secret chest in Rivacheg
???

>>151241580
w-why is he a she?

>>151228073
I liked >>151227659 and >>151227876

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>>151241830
Historically Accurate™.

I made her a claimant because anons were requesting to marry her.

Anyone know how to disable the random skirmisher weapons in Gekokujo 3.1?

>>151241948
by playing gekonewer of course

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How is this possible?

>>151241913
I see nothing wrong with this. Is King Arthur coming to 1257?

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>>151242224
I put her in but since I don't like/play 1257AD I couldn't be bothered to make it work.

>>151242037
You're clearly using a mod of some sort, so I assume they increase bandit spawn rates or something like that.
They can increase their own numbers by freeing prisoners, same as everyone else. It's why they have a few Swadians and Rhodokians.

>>151242037
idk but i'd fight them with a bunch of allied lords and hire those prisoners

>>151241308
Never opened it, known about it for ages.

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>>151241727
Ignore this anon >>151241308 , he is a faggot and is trying to ruse you.
There is no such thing as a secret chest in Rivacheg.

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>>151242909
There might be..Even with 800 hours in this game I'm always learning something new about it.

Is Brytenwalda irrelevant nowadays with VC out? I wanna be an Irish rabble rouser again

>>151243027
Just Google it, my nigger.

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>>151243059
Isn't boringblanda set a few hundred years before VC?

>>151243163
I might.

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>>151243059
yeah VC is sort of like a more finished Brytenwalda, but it doesn't let you be a cool continental Saxon in 600AD

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After last thread, I'm interested in Geko.
Is Gekonewer an updated form of Gekokujo, like Dickplomacy?

>>151243183
Yep -- no 'true' vikings but some continental poirates running amok

>>151243295
Viking stuff seems kinda overdone desu -- Dark ages are more appealing to me

>>151243559
W-What a sinful wench!

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>>151243761
Her witchly spellweaving stirs something dark in me, as well.
But about my Geko question?

>>151243661
but "viking stuff" is dark ages

>>151242013
b-but muh gate battering in sieges

>>151229362
Shit I never thought of that. Thanks for the tip anon.

>>151244076
You know you can just disable gates right ? Unless you are talking about the absence of ladders of course.

>>151244042

At least personally I'd say their arrival starts the Middle Ages proper, with the sack of Lindisfarne in 793 and Charlemagne's coronation in 799/800 (I forget when exactly). Might be arbitrary tho.

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>>151243559
GekoNewer was my attempt to make an up-to-date 3.1b version of /mbg/'s GekokujoNew with my favorite /mbg/ submods Nipland Adventure & LoliMod built into it.

That way I would have Geko the way I want it without having to wait for other modders to do it for me.

>teach a man to fish
and all that.

More information about what it does can be found in the READ ME folder. You can download just the documentation from the Loose Files in the MEGA link in the OP.

>Kill the entire fucking khergit army defending Narra
>Go to take Tulga thinking it will be easy with no armies to defend it
>The lords i just defeated have full armies of top tier units there to defend it
why is this allowed

>>151244334
well that's irrelevant because the dark ages refers to europe after the fall of the roman empire and before the renaissance

>>151243978
If you didn't post that jizz wiz I would have answered your question before.
Gekonewer is an updated version of geko with bugfixes and shit but it's sadly ruined by a bunch of stupid memes.

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>>151244431
Solid answer, thank you.
>>151244481
I'll try it. If the memes throw me off but the base seems alright, I'll roll with Gekojewman. Are you easily distracted by tits and thighs?

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>>151244481
>but it's sadly ruined by a bunch of optional content that you can play an entire game and never see

Are you that buttmad slanteye?

>>151244671
Not that anon but who isn't 2bh
>>151244714
Gekonewer's trashy memes is a meme in and of itself :^)

>>151244472
In so much as it's a poorly understood pop history term stemming from Protestants hating the Catholic church and Enlightenment scholars fellating the Renaissance, you're absolutely correct.

As an actual historical term it's mostly fallen out of favour, and even when used ends before the Viking Age does.

>>151244431
>>151244714
GekoNewEST with dickplomacy support when :^)
It would be ultimate /mbg/ kino

>>151245036
/tv/ pls leave

>>151244989
well dark ages is a dumb term that doesn't really mean anything
but if you say dark ages, that's what it means

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>>151245105
"No"

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>>151244909
>Gekonewer's trashy memes is a meme in and of itself
I had a feeling that was the case. I'm fine with that then.

>>151245036
Not from me. I was advised by DickplomacyAnon that it wasn't worth learning the module system this late in the game. plus I don't really want toanyway. It is hard enough to play M&B now iwthout trying to change stuff

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>>151245352
please

>>151245387
Where do i get the new geko version?
From what i saw in the pastebin it still had the older version.

>>151245609
Link is in the OP

>>151245609
>>151245649
nvm just checked the pastebin. It is the current 1.32 version.

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>>151245548
Omae ga da.

>>151245974
what

pre-emptive bump before I dive back into Warband
pls don't die on me thread

>>151231436
Prophesy of Pendor

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Oh fuck

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I've taken the lives of thousands of men that had homes and loved ones, I suppose it's time for me to pay the price for my success.

>>151250072
>he needs a KD of 4
easy unless the module you're playing is incredibly autistic

>>151250245
I only have Rhocuck X-Bowmen, I'll be fighting against a metric fuckload of Mamelukes, i'm fucked.

>>151250467
You're a funny guy.

>>151244714
how do you even get the foreign equipment? i captured the one area and got the revolver rifle but so far the equipment you can get from the guy there is the only stuff i have seen

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>>151252951
It is sold in the towns on Kyushu.

>using George's stuff
Disappointed in you anon.

>>151253058
his rifle is so good though ;(

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>>151253341
It doesn't belong to you.

>>151244714
is this Gekokujo

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>>151253820
That particular screenshot is from the original Nipland-Adventures submod for GekokujoNew.

>>151254057
is GekokujoNew a restarted development?

is it just me or are there 0 niggers in diplomacy. i liked fighting sarranids almost solely because they had darkies in their armies and lords

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>>151254198
No idea what happened to the anon that made GekokujoNew.

I didn't want to wait for him so I went ahead and made GekoNewer myself.

>>151254337
how do we the regular peasents get this newer geko?

>>151254414
It's in the OP.

>>151254458
thank you i didn't notice.

>>151253058
>Kyushu
is Kyushu that big island next to Otomo lands? my "knowledge" of Japan comes almost exclusively from Shogun2

>>151256162
its the island nagasaki is on

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What aren't the Rhodoks good at? I was thinking about what setting of combat best benefits what faction, and between field battles, leading against a siege, and defending from a seige they all seem decent. Where do they fall short?

>>151256995
You can't F1 F3 against an army ten times your size and win comfortably

>>151257065
horsefuckers BTFO

>>151213347
I really like pendor. Last update removed some of the unfairness early game so now its good. It does encourage you to metagame tho which i always do anyways.

Bytenwalda is also good but has serious money issues. I recommend you see byrtenwalda rebalenced or other submods if you want to play it. In vanilla byrtenwalda i spent 80% of my time cattle raiding to pay for ny army. And thats not fun.

>>151256162
The southernmost island of the main archipelago

>>151232315
eta: 1 hour

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>>151259213
you're doing god's work anon. I shall remain your most ardent admirer.

>>151243661
Viking stuff is during the dark ages
also
>Dark ages
nice meme

>>151259213
I am excited for it ty for the hard work bro

>>151259982
nice loop on that gif you nigger

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>>151259213
been edging for hours now, I'm afraid of what will happen once it's out

>>151260610
just don't squeeze the top or aim up

>>151260839
this. got some on my monitor once and it sucked

>>151245387
DickplomacyAnon is right, you have no idea how bad the module system is compared to what Bannerlord modding will hopefully be like and supposedly we'll get early access in the next 4 months. Frank even suggested the release of modding tools before the game.

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>>151259213
Get hype!

>>151262028
why does reddit screen shot the most mundane shit?

>>151262350
wow, are you actually excluding me just because I browse reddit?
I have no words....

>>151262438
you're not allowed to download the patch now

>>151262562
>implying >>151259213 is even dickplomacyAnon

>>151263153
we're all dickplomacyanon

>>151264218
We're all dickplomats

>>151232315
what is this?

Is there a table anywhere for the starting skills in dickplomacy?

Need to minmax with the pilgrims disguise

>walk into a tavern
>all the women cross their arms at the same time

>>151266086
>walk into a room
>someone punches the air and grunts

>>151267512
>kill some cattle
>sound of hell gets loose

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Noooo, my Noldor pony is lamed! fucking heretics!

Red pill me on DICKplomacy, theres nothing in the pastebin on it.

Please and thank you

>>151267848
kys

>>151267940
Oh, so you don't like fast horses? are you one of those who choose a heavy armoured horse and die, cause you were too slow?

>>151267885
It's diplomacy + bug fixes + sex + bugs

>>151267885
it's what i do to you're mum every night

>>151268441
>>151268325

Thanks, why are people so hyped so, it sounds like nothing special?

Speaking of DICKplomacy and bugs, most noble ladies just say:

>The honorable x y has agreed to allow us to return home to our families. We shall be departing shortly.
Regardless of whether they are at home, at a feast, or anywhere else. Some have normal dialogue though.

>>151232315
>this calligraphy
Into the trash it goes

>>151268669
I think that's just you, anon. I don't have such problems at all.

>>151268165
If AI archers learned to lead targets, they would be unstoppable

>>151269138
Going on the topic. Does Dickplomacy anons horse archers lead targets?

Dickplomacy anon, disabling the black khergit bands doesn't disable the black khergit village ambushes.

>>151270704
yeah it only disables black khergit raider parties
black khergit horsemen (not guards) in villages and towns shouldn't be much stronger than sea raiders

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All of a sudden, I love Floris.

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>>151273105
what would those tits even look like without clothes on

>>151273105
looks gross tbqh familia

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>>151273105
Men are pretty simple creatures after all

>>151273105
I live not far from where he was born and raised.

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Whoa, this 1257 AD has been more than realistic so far.

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>western female (male)
hwat?

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>>151274125
>Western Female (Male)

golden

>>151268669
>>151269101
Nobody else?

>>151202982
Dickplomacy 4.3.0.5 is out
changelog: http://pastebin.com/xgpmTMbf

4.3.0.5 Full download:
https://mega.nz/#!59gRkRgI!GtkQxTyr6XiS4YCm6LnqvOlxCgjiUgkJ6b9nxGYot8c
Patch to 4.3.0.5:
https://mega.nz/#!x0pn2TQL!-1Wjom9e8ReNx0zTH1CHGhe9wBsAZCxnLzu9v6RnzX4

>>151274125
You know what those strange nanban are like.

>>151274820
you're my hero, dickplomanon.

>>151274820
Hey dickplomacy anon, I'm playing with corprus faces and every time I try to enter a tavern I get an error that reads
>couldn't load Textures\lucheyelashes_n.dds
I'm using the patch and not the full version. Should I just download the full version and look in the texture folders for the missing file?

>>151274820
>>151278138
>Could't load "Textures\lucheyelashes.dds" as well.

I am Jarl of this thread. Serfs, give me my taxes!

>>151278138
>>151278269
Yep, I just added those 2 missing files from the main download and it fixed it.

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>Hey Oda, let's make peace.
>No go trip on your own sword.
>Defeat him but he escapes.
>Meanwhile other 4 clans declare war because they sense I'm involved in too many wars (I'm at war with Oda and Myoishi).
>I get pissed off, get my elite units together and storm Oda's capital.

It was a fucking bloodbath. Lost some good units too but Oda's clan lost their only city. Now I only need to take my father-in-law castle to leave him and his good natured brother without fiefs, then I will try to get them on my side.

Fucking Oda faggot.

>join a big fight between two factions
>the AI just circle around each other for 20 minutes
>my troops get slowly picked off because they can't keep up with the dance

>>151274820
>>151278138
>>151278269

Same with slav faces

could somebody give a feature list of dickplomacy?

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>>151279198
>my troops get slowly picked off because they can't keep up with the dance

Those annoying horse archers muslims use, a real pain but my own faction's cav took care of it because they are rather poor in melee, but fast as hell

>pic related

It's about to go down for real.

>>151279720
That looks really cool

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page 10

In dickplomacy, what are the values than make you to talk to your king to war or truce?

Every time than i ask my king for truce he runs to lift the white flag. Can i ask him to kiss my butt to?

>>151274820
4.3.0.5 patch with missing files added
https://mega.nz/#!tkxjHBYJ!OZ9FtJI3ALgthWsaqz8eQsk8qS11khbOGz3ABJG320Q

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>>151282706
Kudos to you anon

I feel like a total retard but how do you get noble ladies into your brothels in dickplomacy?

>>151280032
Yeah, I didn't initiate the battle due to not being the leading marshal and thinking that the battle would have more allies aviable to the enemy due to proximity

Our marshal and the whole force dodged them..

>>151283335
You need to capture them (prisoners) if I'm not mistaken.

As king of this domain I am now subjecting the kingdom to an embargo on quality posts in order to increase activity in the thread. Loyal subjects should abide by these rules instead of engaging into complete debauchery.

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>rush and take another castle, losses replenished with prisioners
>scatter the whole combined might of the Oda clan when I get near their armies
>chase down Oda
>let's make peace
>"no"

Alright, I tried to talk.

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>>151284243
>I recently defeated Oda and most of his Lords.
>Go fight him and another lord.
>I still have double the numbers.

>Need to visit the lady that i'm courting
>ask her brother where she is
>"I don't know where she is"
What do? it's been a 4 weeks since she actually existed on the map so I could see her and recite to her some bitchin' rhymes.

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>>151284641
>Other lord escapes.
>This time Oda is captured.
You are going to rot in the dungeons faggot.

>>151278567
>implying King Ragnar did not confer this thread on King Ragnar
I don't have to pay you shit.

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How big do you like your battles /mbg/?

Do you go beyond the game's limit or do you enjoy smaller fights with waves of reinforcements?

>>151284729
native?

>>151285345
Battle size 2, just me and the other poor fucker.

>>151285345
I prefer the battle be the entirety of both forces otherwise it fucks up my balance. Obviously I make due with what's on the field (current size 500), but I prefer both entire armies be present.

>>151285479
Floris

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You want a blowjob too you son of a bitch?

>>151285345
500 but it seems Geko maps are too small for that.

I'm diplomacy, whenever i get knocked out the "charge" happens but then they stop charging and just hold position.

>>151285706
>Fight an entire 1000 man horde in a series of 1v1 matches

Brilliant.

am I supposed to downgrade my game to use WSE?

>>151287162
you are diplomacy, yes? i am warfare, nice to meet

>>151288028
no, the packaged version of WSE works for 1.168

>>151288648
I am using steam version and getting the wrong version error should I download the game straight from the taleworlds site and try again?

>>151288867
read the readme

>>151288867
no, there are multiple versions of the 1.168 exe because taleworlds silently updated it without changing the version number.

https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,324890.0.html

get the .exe from this thread

>>151288504
economy me, stop war. taxing muhc so pleas no war tanks

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>>151286262
10% of the fuckers army routed. The Ikko Ikki are the weakest of the sovereigns here and they don't have cavalry. When greeted by a rain of bullets, half of them died and the other halve ran.

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>>151289489
I would normally let you go free but since you asked for that absurd amount and a castle to sue for peace you are going to rot in the dungeons with Oda.

>>151274820
updated links to include the working 1.168 .exes for WSE for those who didn't already have them

4.3.0.5 full
https://mega.nz/#!E5oz0Aqa!Si1bzU9O-5Wcc07Lt99t4sfPxXe-3k6xuaGXXPAi-VY
4.3.0.5 patch
https://mega.nz/#!JxxSXQwR!Zufp_t44OHAsjdaIgDuqRqDsWUs107rlFkSrxCGGuIc

>>151289126
it says right in the link you posted steam version isn't supported so I just won't use it thanks anyways

Does the gekonewer 3.2 still require 1.168?

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>>151289660
Volley fire feels so fucking good.

And that's it for the Ikko Ikki.

Fucking peasants, I would put you out of your misery but you have 0 lords that are of my interest, I'm already overextending, so I will just wait for the peace offer while I get Oda to stop bitching and the other 4 clans out of my ass.

>>151289783
nvm i'm autistic it worked

>>151274125
Is it possible to remove the other starting characters in Gekonewer? Skeletons and shit are all clutter to me.

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>>151274125
I couldn't get the game to recognize the new races as female so they are all considered male.
It isn't so bad if you are into /u/.

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>>151274820
>>151289775
The hero /mbg/ deserves.

How do you get a brothel in dickplomacy?

I installed the module, and i cant tell whats different from normal diplomacy.

>>151289775
You are too cool for this general, anon.

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>>151284897
Force him to commit sudoku.

Gekokujo is one mod were having lords dies makes the most sense.

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Man, sometimes I want to think /mbg/ isn't mostly full of retards who can't follow basic instructions but then people like >>151292624 come around.

>>151293097
It does not say anything in the readme, and i dont browse /mbg/ very much.

I only heard about the mod the other day.

>>151293294
enable adult content and talk to the guild master

>>151293294
>it does not say anything in the readme
nigger you are one stupid motherfucker. There's a
>content options
folder right in the module folder.

>>151293730
don't be rude to the newfriends, they'll just drift through

>>151293730
I didnt exactly scour the files within the module.

I read the readme that is all, and it has nothing in there.

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>>151293730
Pls no bully this blind ass nigger anon.

>>151293654
>>151293730

Thanks anyway, i assumed it was already all enabled and i had to have a town or something.

Alright, mega is being a dick to me and keeps getting an "error" at 99% whenever I try downloading something. Is there any other way of getting gekonewer?

>>151294738
I don't get why dickplomacy doesn't have the complete menus with the adult content option from the getgo 2bh.
Fuck the anons who bitched about it being in by default, I bet it was slavposter, that guy is a massive faggot.

>>151285345
300 vs 300 usually.

>>151295007
Don't slavs love rape though?

Lets not forget the lewd in dickplomacy is from the slavviest mods. The SOTT trilogy.

>>151295173
Slavposter is the defective kind of slav, the kind that real slavs hate. A faggot, that is.

>>151295173
Pretty sure SOTT wasn't made by Fedora Geronimo.

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>>151295325
>a slav that doesn't like rape
Unforgivable.

>>151295593
Good thing you were only
>Pretty sure
because you are wrong.
http://www.nexusmods.com/mbwarband/users/11025453/?tb=mods&pUp=1

Why do you think it is called the SOTT Trilogy? They are all made by the same guy.

Isn't one of the starting time periods in Warwolf "Twisted Time" too? I've never played any of them so I don't know.

I just upgraded from an nvidia geforce gtx 770 to 1060, will this allow me to play with larger battle size, or does Warband performance depend on other things mostly?

>>151285706
>>151287349
t. Cú Chulainn