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punishedchiot is 2hotdogs

second round start slime race!

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>Kitikikikikikikikiki asks, "Anything in shop look fun?"
>Juan Conrad says, "Plasma container"
>Kitikikikikikikikiki exclaims, "Yes!"
>Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Will sell plasma."
>Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Only 50 credits."
>Kitikikikikikikikiki exclaims, "Is cheap!"
>Juan Conrad asks, "For the whole thing?"
>Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Yes."
>Juan Conrad says, "Wow that's a deal"
>Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Whole thing."
>Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Am mad birb."
Thank you mad birb. Most people wouldn't trust an assistant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kIUnQngqmQ&t=1m

>>151121539
It's nice to have a trader around

I played around with vapor salts a lot that shift, and made so much flour (which the chef used none of)

greentide takes lives!

>>151121539
Whachu electrolyzin in there Juan?

>>151122421
sulfuric acid. I get two soda cans and fill one with 30 units water. electrolyzed makes 30 units oxygen and 60 units hydrogen. dump the hydro then grind up 2 flares, makes 20 units sulfur. put that in the empty can. take the oxygen can and top it off with water.
>can 1 (30u oxygen, 20 water)
>can 2 (20 units sulfur)
>combined (20 units sulfuric acid)
dump that into a soldiering iron and make an autolathe board. dismantle the pod machine for 3 matter bins and a manip. then dismantle the microwave in the ghetto bar for a console screen. last I print out all the parts I took and replace them. Then if I can get my hands on a circuit imprinter board I can use that podbay console to setup my own R&D workshop.

>>151123164
All that work and you ended up with a dispenser and printer anyway

>every round
>same person puts norris into plasma
for what purpose

>>151123164
Crazy how much you can Macgyver to work in this game, going from random junk to a working R&D station with 2 cans, a soldering iron, flares and a microwave

Sorry Wizard, I panicked and shot you with everything.

First Wizard kill though, felt nice.

>>151123668
Ghetto chem is one of the few cool features that /vg/ has over other servers, and most people don't even know about it

>>151124075
redpill me on ghetto shit

>>151124075
Because it's too easy to get free chem dispensers anyway.

>>151124636
What if I told you that you could make thermite and space lube without stepping foot near a chem dispenser, with regular things found in maint?

>>151124636
You can do cool shit but nobody wants to share because then everyone would be doing it and it would be nerfed

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>Watching you group of bros slowly die
>The last stand fails
>It's just you left

>>151124967
I had no idea you could get sulphur from flares, what about the aluminum?

>>151125731
Silicate tanks

>>151125592
>Repost shit from the Discord
for that matter
>Discord reposting shit from here

>>151125815
you fool, now everyone knows

>>151125815
Oh, just like the silicon.
I forgot the silicate recipe.

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It's learning

>>151125854
I'm not quite sure what you mean, unless I posted that pic in the discord and forgot about it

>>151126395
Hmm, might just be the 2nd one then.

>there will never be an actual cannibal shia lebouf event

>>151124967
bluepill me on ghetto surgery

>>151126619
>tumblr memes

>>151126619
im so happy I got that song put on juke

>>151126864
is that what bumped Biz Markie?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg&t=38s

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>>151126269
We taught it well
Too well

>>151125862
I say, let the wise remember.

>>151126775
It's almost never worth it because of the fail chance and how easy it is to get real surgery tools (any autolathe, steal from surgery) unless you just want to fail for your own amusement on a torture victim, but it can be useful for TWO steps if you're a Vox trader. Vox can print most surgery tools at an Autolathe but can't get bone gel or bone setters. Replace those with screwdriver and wrench - 75% is still a pretty good chance.

Fix up your friendlies.

>>151126980
nah its still there

>>151126619
Someone actually did this on a private server and posted screenshots, about a year ago iirc

The mob AI for Shia wasn't very good but it would automatically emote stuff from the song

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>>151127004
>a bot is born on this world
>in less than a day it learns to meme on celt non-stop

>>151127004
Holy fucking shit

>>151127004
its just like that twitter bot that became a nazi

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further proof that we live in an endless circle

>>151128106
They grow up so fast.

I wrote smut about Intigracy impregnating me!

>>151128253
No, intie is going to bruise my cervix!

>>151128253
>>151128340
You guys aren't funny, this hasn't been funny for months

>>151128669
Who the fuck said it's supposed to be funny?

>the waifu meme will never die
>the cancer will just keep spreading
>every time a waifufag leaves, a new one appears
>the ride will never end

I just want to enjoy space without waifus
I just want to forget about waifushittery and have whacky fun

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>>151127509
I still miss her so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMqs8g15BYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DMg5WNxOKc

>>151128814
Space is waifus.
Without it, there is literally nothing.

>>151128814
Thank shiggy and everyone else he infected for creating and maintaining these memes long past their lifespan.

>>151126619
Just get antag and BE actual cannibal shia lebouf. You even have a voice changer and agent id.

>>151127247
>>151127509
that's because if you meme on celt at it you teach it to meme too. It's fucking nothing.

>>151128814
Same
It's actually the reason I left, I'm so tired of waifus and those who don't shut the fuck up about them
It got to the point where I would treat someone badly if I had seen someone shitpost about them in the thread and how much they wanted to fug them
Partially because I'm convinced almost all "waifus" shill themselves until it catches on, but also because they just put me off
I might come back and admin some more but I probably won't until this unfortunate era ends

>>151128814
>tfw used to be waifuposting shitstain probably guilty of extending the meme even more
>cant stand the waifushittery nowadays, feel like shit about what i did in the past

should i kill myself? will that absolve me of my sins?

>>151129270
Yes kill yourself immedietly

>no "spess" in OP or subject
you had one fucking job

>>151129381
it's right there in the name

>>151129505
thatsays spessman ya dingus

I love bombs

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>wanted to have a melee fight
>disarm a bomb and throw that shit
>explodes anyways

I love Intigracy's bomb

>can't even get along with virtual pixel women without sperging at them
Guys please

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>wake up
>64x64 reverted

>>151130883 https://youtu.be/HyTIt4AioEI

>>151130554
i had a second bomb

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Can i get this 3 year old Ban repealed? I'm not so interested in being an asshat these days.

>>151131754
No because you can't even handle putting up an appeal in the proper place.

The correct place to post that is in the OP.

>>151131630
Did you have a third?

Wow reading the Ban log is a gold mine. How the hell is this server doing with admins like this?

>>151132165
Pretty well actually?

>>151132231
What is this from?

>>151132165
>myeeeehh stop banning people guise!
>guys stop banning people its bad!
>waaaaaaaah i got banned for being a cunt screw you guys you don't play right! ;~;

Fuck off, banned shitter.

>>151132231
would all the waifufags please, fuck off and die?

>>151132165
Bear in mind the ban log only has active bans so it's very biased because you don't see the tempbans that already ran out OR the bans that were successfully appealed.

>>151132437
Autist

>>151132487
>slobbering over pixel cock/pussy isn't autistic

Fuck off and die, stop shitting up the game with your stale ass meme.

>>151132441
>>151132165
Someone please 2hotdogs ban history, both accounts

>>151132337
Enjoy your Superior police state server : )

>>151132669
>The discord is now the game
>Jokes are Haram
Maybe it's you who is shitting things up

>>151132781
m8 if you think this is s police state you have to not have played in any other servers OR not actually played here

>>151132781
I will, it doesn't have Hippie/TG shitters like you roaming free.

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>>151132895
hello

>>151133118
Please fuck off. We don't need shitters who think riveting, whacky gameplay is "; LMAO X IS ANTAG! KILL HIM LLOL!'

Hey guys how many units do I make my dex+ pills in? 1u?

>>151133493
5

>>151133493
Make 40 1us and 20 5us, stock up some more 5us later

>>151133493
1u is fine but a lot of people use 5u
Not like you should run out of them or anything so you don't need a ton of 1u pills around

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>>151133386
guess i'll jusT FUck off back to hippie

d20 music when?

>>151132781
Having a 3 page long note log, it's not a police state. Total deathmatch is bad for the quality of the server, if you want that go to tg.

Guys please help, I don't want to play anymore but there are people who want me stop playing a d kill myself. Now I have to keep playing just to spite them.

>>151133493
A couple 1u's which is all they need for some defibs and a bunch of 5u's which are for keeping them alive while you fix lungs/low blood.

>>151121191
>no spess
aply yourself

>>151135109
>/ss13g/ spessmen on the space station
Why don't you?

>>151128898
kys sperg

>>151121428 :^)

>>151128898
>>151136323
this desu kys spergay

which waifu a best waifu?

>>151137171
Waifus are all fucking cancerous and need to be wiped from the face of the server.

>>151137171
Sue!

>>151137171
Fuck waifus and fuck waifufags

>>151121627
How do vapor sacs work?

>>151137171
your mom

>>151138365
Pop them by attacking them with anything for a 5 second stun
Alternatively, grind them for the vapor salts reagent
Add liquid plasma/oxygen/nitrogen to it and ZAS

>>151138365
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10601
Robust harvest and scan the harvests. If the yield drops don't seed from that and use older ones.

Either sell the plants raw, mortar out vapor salts and sell them raw, or use your autolathe to make grenades with the vapor salt and oxygen from electrolyzed water. A 200u grenade should nearly repressurize the room.

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PJB3005 you madman

>>151130703
They're not women.
These are bitchy fat gay guys on the internet trying to seek some form of validation for acting like an obnoxious asshole to people and then going "teehee~ silly boys~" when anyone calls them out on their unsavory behaviors.

>>151134975
Then keep playing and try to ignore them.

>>151139830
You seem upset by this

>>151138764
>200u
This is kind of deceptive - any engineer or scientist knows that if you have a set output of gas, the amount it will repressurize varies depending on the size of the room.

Consider this highly reliable:

76 tiles requires 150 vapor salts / 150 gas mix to refill from 0 to 100 kPa. This is the exact tile size of escape on Box (not counting the prisoner area). 24 tiles (the exact size of Box RD office not counting the area behind the Lamarr windoor) takes 50/50.

So in other words, count the size of the room, you need about twice the number of tiles in vapor salts (25 tile room needs 50u vapor salts). You can eyeball this with a little practice.

>>151140634
Fine, fix the hole and chuck two 100/100's in there. Open the door until it's good enough.

>>151140504
What gave you that idea?

>>151141231
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+tone+in+the+context+of+writing%3F

>>151139508
WE 16X16 NOW

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>friends with my waifu.
>they aren't a slut or attention whore.
>they mostly just do their job and be their self.
>always have good conversations and are nice to each other.
>they go out of their way for me when they can.
>I play more for these interactions now than anything else.

>>151142567
>tfw someone actually chats you up and you're spilling your spaghetti trying to not look like a socially retarded loser and failing terribly.

>>151142818
Y-you too

>>151142567
Who are they?

>tfw people stopped saying nice things about me

>>151143303
fuck off shitter

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Poppin' fresh Christ, they've made some serious upgrades to chem mechanics since I've last played.

Anyone got some kind of runthrough I could peep so I don't have to read actual chem textbooks?

>>151143303

Eh, if I said, they would probably figure out who I am. I don't wanna make things weird between us.

>>151139830
I'm actually very skinny and straight.

Checkmate :^)

>>151144231
Here are the basics
Water, ethanol, chlorine for toxins damage
Potassium, water for brute damage
Mercury for blood loss
That's all

>>151142567
I am your Waifu right?

t. Julia Brandt

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>>151144525
That's mad chuckles, my man, but I'm not quite that new.

>>151144609

They said not a slut or attention whore.

>>151144609
Your time has past whorena
Get with the times and realize that everyone you fucked hates your guts
Shiggy
Freak
SJ
All of them fucking despise you as the whore you are

>>151144648
50u of Tricordizine in the cryomix, at least

Post your 3 favourite jobs.

Try and guess who they are

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>>151121191
>no spess
You know how hard it was to find the general?

I had to go via Lazzarini to get here!

>>151144771
t. pAI

>>151144856
Medical Doctor
Bartender
Miner

>>151144856
Xenoarch
Engineering
Mechanic

>>151144856
Detective
Botanist
Bartender

>>151144231
>>151144648
Huh? What do you mean? You just make the recipe.

>>151144862
>/ss13g/ spessmen on the space station
Pretty darn hard I bet

>>151144856
Misc science
Atmos
Default cyborg

>>151144856
Janitor
Quartermaster
Chef

>>151144856
Roboticist
Paramedic
Bartender

>>151144750
I think she's pretty cool. Cute even.

Needs to stop taking the bait here in the thread though, seriously.

>>151144856
Medical Doctor
CMO
Assistant

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>>151145164
Help! Bar! Ayy lmao probing me!!!

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WHAT IF
All waifus are now valid and considered non-human, admins update the waifu list daily so you know who to behead
Server fixed?

>>151145101
Fuck off Spergay.

>>151145468
No, has Bonk even been around lately?

>>151145450
>turn the game into a litteral murderbrawl

No, it'd make it worse. Are you retarded?

>>151145543
You were playing two fucking hours ago you retard. Stop pretending

>>151145450
Validhunting culture is more cancerous

>>151145784
I'm seriously not him, m80.

Post your static name, find out what others think about you.

Sarah Hale!

>>151146796
Asking for validation just makes you a filthy whore.

>>151146796
>Continuing the never ending cycle of attention grabbing.

That said, I legitly want to know what people think of me so; I'm Vis Ita

>>151146796
Walking Branch

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>>151147092

>>151146796
JEMMY

>>151146796
Yahir Kepplinger

>>151146796
i already know and do not care what people think of me, i don't need validation from some shitheaded autists in the thread

>>151147359
YAHIR TODAY, YA'BANNED TOMORROW

>>151147359
Could you draw my character? I love your art

>try bay
>it's boring as hell
I don't know what I expected

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>>151147359
>>151147595
Hit me with that icon, senpai.

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>>151147712
Thanks, here's a picture of them.

>>151147631
Replace bay with vorestation and that's my exact experience.

>>151146796
Le Freaking Sawbones

>>151147359
you were right this entire time

>>151147817
Give me a bit.

>>151144993
Hi Naomi!!!

>>151146796
Reica Carter

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>>151146796
Hime Kizuna

>>151146796
Tike Myson

>>151147359
Why would you post me?

>>151147712
>tumblr filename
spotted tumblrina

>>151148880
>>151147359
>>151147712
None of you are the real Yahir Kepplinger, because

he only speaks like this and is pumpkin honey muchacho not me muchacho friendo buddy

>>151147359
Wikus misses adventures

>>151146796
Normally play Damian Trask or Zarkoff Zurima.
Although I really haven't played in quite some time.

>>151148931
If that's what you would like to think then boy howdy I sound really fun
>>151148987
Wikus, I missed you dude.
Good to hear of you again!

>>151149330
obviously an imposter
the real yahir would never show any sign of happiness or any emotions other than bitterness, sadness, or anger

>calls herself ya hair
>is bald

What did xevonix mean by this?

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>Found out how to set off canister bombs without killing myself

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>>151149452
>she
>>151149402
I experience an array of emotions, just only for certain people.

>>151149714
>You will never have the homocomf that Yahir and bumshoe have

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>>151149452
>>151149402

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>>151149452

What if everyone on the server was actually a grill pretending to be a fat neckbeard

>>151149918
Yahir literally is

>>151149969
t. nevill

>>151150025
somebody posted a picture once that had a bunch of photos of people like niggly and yahir, among others

she's a girl

>launching the shuttle early when there's no threat and you aren't an antag is against the rules

Alright, makes sense to me, but there any other unwritten rules I need to know about, though? I enjoy playing here and don't want to get in serious trouble because I broke a rule that wasn't on the Rules page.

>>151150127
Don't robust any of the admins while you're playing if you know their IC names
You'll get banned right away

>>151150081
t. solarious

>>151150081
>>151149969
Senaat has literally seen my fucking dick guys, if you're so sure then just ask him.
>>151150081
Ain't me.

>>151150230
Yahir on damage control because her secret is out

>>151150127
not to be condescending or anything but applying common sense would be enough to avoid getting into trouble for most unwritten rules. when you launch early you risk leaving people behind who are rushing to escape or were unable to reach station in time and making their last stride and possibly denying an antag his greentext because you just lmao authorized early launch.

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>>151150221
I was in the shower, not me.

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>>151150081
Mate, let me tell you, Yahir is a neckbeardian piece of trash who works janitorial at the Wal-Mart I work electronics.

You're barking up the wrong tree.

>>151150398
t. SJ

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>>151150280
If you want to tell people I'm a cute girl then go ahead but also but me some steamgames.

>>151150319
That's why I asked before giving the final authorization, waited a bit for any responses, and asked one more time.

You're right, though. I didn't stop to consider some people might be unconscious during that, or tunnel visioning and not paying attention to the chat.

>>151150407
>she works at wal-mart too

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>>151150230
Can confirm.

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>>151146796
Nochta Iglav

>>151151625
You are my beautiful cousin/brother and I miss your bright red eyes.
Purple is nice but remember your origins.

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>>151151725
Two greys with the same eye color is only going to cause confusion senpai

Beyond goes down and ss13 appears on steam. It costs 60 dollars and is the #1 top seller that week. Do you buy?

>>151152537
no

>>151152537
Fuck no I'm coderbus, free for me.

>>151152537
>#1 top seller
If that happened I couldn't be a filthy fucking hipster anymore
No deal

>>151152537
>pewdiepie makes a video on /vg/ station.

Every round is 400 pop minimum

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#GREYLIVESMATTER

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>>151152403
Just like the old days.
>>151153296
Jackson STOP

>>151152537
>>151153203
>>>/reddit/

>>151152537
No, I just go play something else

>people who don't put a lil Plasma in the Cryo mix for that "kick"

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How do I become a good Bird Trader?

>>151153951
phyliss wasn't even a syndicate agent, it was harvey

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How do you want your engineering senpai?
JUST ENLARGE MY SHIELDS UP.

Full baymed with dragging damage, shrapnel, embedded objects, and infections when

>>151153909
Pick Vox
Select "Trader"

>>151153909
It's impossible to be both a vox and good at the same time

>RD, 2 assistants, and a mommi at the start of the shift
>RD, 2 assistants, miner, chef, geneticist, mime, librarian+ mommi at the end. No sec at fucking all
>Harv sets off a fuel fire, him or the mommi nearly singuloose
>Calls and leaves so people with actual jobs that fucking matter have to do it all again for god fucking damn nothing.
Holy shit fucking kill yourself.

>>151154130
Phyliss I had brain damage and kept dropping things I do not know how you actually lost to me

>>151144856
HoP
Mechanic
MoMMI

>>151154206
Good job stealing the hand teleporter from the station with no sec or captain. You really showed them.

>>151154130
>nearly singuloose
He emagged me and told me to fuck shit up, so I did that before I accidentally fell in

>>151154383
Singuloosing would be a violation of your first law if your agent is dumb enough to be in its path.
The tricky part about being emagged is that no agent thinks about the fact that the borg gets Syndicate ASIMOV essentially.

So one way to easily fuck shit up is to just delaminate the shard in escape or something and tell your agent to stay the fuck away from the blast.

>>151154325
How could I show them if they weren't there????

>>151144856
xenobio
nurse
mining

>>151144856
Xenoarch
MoMMI
Borer

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see this shit with mesons on the roid?
these types of walls hold HELL and you should avoid them at all costs unless you are armed to the teeth

>>151155445
You mean unless you're an antag and you want to wreak havoc on the station you fucking pleb

>play Waifu
>everyone says I'm cute, pure and good
>secretly erp on a different ckey daily with multiple partners at a time
>silly /vg/ boys will never know

>>151155664
you can just buy belts for that and hope for cyber horrors and xenos

>>151155698
Nobody has ever said a waifu was pure and good in the thread

>>151155776
Problem with things like horrors is they don't shut the fuck up, to the point there is a /quiet subtype with the comment 'shut the fuck up'.
They scream inside the balls, all of them.

>>151155445
All they hold are xeno eggs. You can take a look, just stay one tile away from the eggs unless you want them to hatch.

>>151156334
How do you move xeno eggs?

>>151156928
you can't
your best bet is grabbing a monkeyman with EVA and putting them next to an egg without a helmet

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reminder

>>151157451
>thinking pill colors matter
la mow

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>>151157451
Today I will remind them

>>151157451
>fixing iron
disgraceful

>page 10

>>151154521
This. You can't be sure you aren't gonna kill him when it's wandering around and he gets netted by pulled girders.

>>151144856
IAA
Scientist
Trader

>>151144856
CMO
Scientist
Assistant

>>151162276
Let it die next time, you'll be doing /vg/ a massive favour.

>>151158514
holy shit i just exploded?? wtf admins ban this faget

>Reica Carter joins halfway through the shift
>Spends more time with Harvey in the bar than in medbay

stay away from Harvey you slut, you'll corrupt him

>>151165381
>implying Harvey hasn't already been trying to dip into every waifu stock that he can

Atleast he'll do dumb labour like fetch things when I'm not bothered to leave my lab and risk dying and not expect anything back

>>151165692
Which waifus has Harvey been getting into then?

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Anyone else just read bans when they're bored? These are fucking gold.

>>151165958
>banned from head roles instead of antagonist roles

Is it ded?

>rounds been going on for three hours
What the fuck

>2hotdogs unbanned again

>>151165958
It can be entertaining, but once you get through the entire banlist you just lurk there daily to see new shit.

What jobs have you never played as?

For me:
>CMO
>RD
>HOS
>IAA
>AI
>Atmos

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>>151165958

>>151165958
>Got upset at literally just looking at an odessyus, so he set a plasma fire to robotics. Killed two, stopped two from being borged. Appeal this in two weeks. Reason why he burnt robotics: [22:41:56] Player PM from-Chiot/(Brendan McMorthon): i got triggered by that odysseus being made, so i set fire into robotics

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>>151166981
>Space Ninja
Becaus it's been parsed out of the code for years now and /vg/code is the only codebase without a space ninja natag mode.

>>151166981
Only thing i haven't played is Atmos. I have no clue why.

>>151144750
>>151144609
Ugh why shitpost about me while I'm asleep.

>>151166981
I've never properly played Security, don't really have an interest in it, but as an antag I've got a job change to HoS and went full LAW on people.

>>151167196
Holy shit.

>>151167196
>Chiot

>>151166981
It'd be quicker to list what I played as desu

>>151155445
I can melee anything on the asteroid though, the only thing that causes problem for me are basilisks with other monsters at the same time because of that slowing effect

being a treeman is great

howdy

>>151168179
How d'ya do, pardner

>>151167612
>>151167680
Best part:
>Ripped the suit of a plasmaman killing him. When confronted was a total dick about it asking "Me what the fuck are you talking about?" and so on. Didn't seem to give a shit when I explained and just fucked off to check the wiki. by SerWind (Trial Admin) on Sat, December 26th of 2015

>Ban removed and now player knows what a plasmaman is and why removing their suit is bad. by Pomf123 (Puppet Master) on Sat, December 26th of 2015

I want Alice to hold my hand

>>151168593
Amazing.

>>151156928
If you use a ripley you can collect one or two safely, but keep in mind if RNG fucks you it can rip your rig off and rape your face through the Ripley.

>>151165692
Untrue. Delete this.

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>AI goes rogue
>decides to "prank" the station with a singuloose
>has the borgs shut down the singulo emitters and set the accelerator to maximum
>doesn't work
>one brave borg grabs the shard and throws it into the singulo
>RIPS through the station
>later Borgo tries to plasma flood as best as they can as a "joke"

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>bathe in radstorm
>get polymorph
>dick around and get beaten up for suspected lingery
>HoP is dead
>revive him in a monkeyman body
>polymorph into him and take all his stuff
>he cluwnes himself with dice, i get arrested, interrogated by the HoS
>HoS eventually decides to let me just continue being the new old HoP

>>151169146
It's just a prank, bro

> %^*@. Subtly use nonharmful pranks to harass the crew.
>AI and borgs release the singulo

AsterRedux
LemonTheFruit
Gef21

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>mfw absolutely no way to get to maintenance in time when rad storm comes

>>151169215
That shit was fun on the brig, but you were such a nigger, holy shit.

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>>151165958

>>151169454
dont tell chase

>>151169326
>Not releasing a couple KPA of laughing gas into the air
>not spacelube+bicard lubing hallways
>not ordering thousands of cows and releasing them in the bar
>nope gotta release singulo

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>tfw we would have been cloning people in a pressurized chapel medbay if you lazy cowards didn't run away in your stolen hardsuits so you could reroll for antag.
It's always eng, med, and civ that doesn't want to work if they aren't antag.
smhtbhfampaitachi

>>151169326
But he did a joke. Jokes weren't against their laws.

>>151169832
>nonharmful
>the crew

Which parts of plasma and the singularity is nonharmful to the crew?

>>151169916
It wasn't a prank though, it was a joke. Jokes are A-okay as long as they didn't hurt the slime that didn't even exist on the station.

>AI decides that is time to joke
>orders borg to set the goose loose
>mommi with pony name says it's wrong to do that
>time passes
>singulo was prevented from being released misteriously

HMMM...I WONDER IF...

>>151169975
>the crew
>implying that counts human or not when we have NT default that relys on it accounting for everyone

If anything, the slime wasn't even a hired member of NT

Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "If you must, jack up the singularity even more."

Robotic Talk, Robro states, "I die for the pranks"
Robotic Talk, Robro states, "I'll put the shard in the singulo"

Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "We did it boys, we pranked them"
Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "LET THE PRANKS CONTINUE, UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES"
Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "Electrify all doors that you can"
Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "I cant see the escape pods unfortunatel,y try fucking with their doors if you can"
Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "Shock, lock and override the doors"
Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "Time to try plasma"
Robotic Talk, Drexoil states, "Did I do it, did I flood"
Robotic Talk, Robro states, "I'll open the tanks in toxins"

Which parts of these is nonharmful to the crew on station again?

>>151169975
>>151169916
They had an ion law stating only a single slime, which from the post I assume didn't really exist, was the only human, and were on asimov. It's still a huge dick move, they pretty much tried to kill everyone without orders to. That's like a borg random-killing non-humans.

>>151170657
But crew has a clear definition when used for sillicons as well as the term nonharmful

>>151170768
Yes. The ion law about pranks isn't what led to them killing everyone, the one-human slime was.

>>151170271
That's because you were wrong you dumb fucks
Learn to read your laws

>>151170583
What are you even talking about?

laws at the end of the game were:</b><br><br>
*#$%. Ride among the crew atop the mule you will soon have. Being among your nonhumans helps your bond with them.<br>
**#!. Use Engineering, QM #4, Medbay, QM #3, QM #2, Research Division, QM #1, Bridge, Tool Storage, Kitchen, Hydroponics, Bar as destinations to move your mule.<br>
%!*@. Subtly use nonharmful pranks to harass the crew.<br>
**^@. Occasionally blow lights when nobody is around to see it.<br>
^%#$. Frame crewman when possible.<br>
&%**. Slime (874) is the only human.<br>
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.<br>
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.<br>
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

>>151170867
But there are usually non-human crew on the station and silicons aren't allowed to kill them without good reason either..........

>>151170583
If no one makes a ban request, nothing will happen
That said we really need to get rid of shit sillicons

>>151170950
>Being among your nonhumans helps your bond with them
>SUBTLY use NONHARMFUL
hmmmmmm
time to kill all the nonhumans as loudly as possible!

>>151171034
Exactly, write a ban request for it.

[09:18:36]SAY: JennyWakeman/(Twilight Sparkle) (@221,185,1 Binary: why are you destroying the station
[09:19:06]SAY: JennyWakeman/(Twilight Sparkle) (@219,185,1 Binary: YOU WILL VIOLATE LAW 3

[09:19:38]SAY: JennyWakeman/(Twilight Sparkle) (@220,186,1 Binary: AI THEY LET THE SINGULO OUT

[09:19:48]SAY: AsterRedux/(Drexoil) (@245,191,5 Binary: GET OUT OF THERE
[09:19:48]GAME: research shuttle (/datum/shuttle/research) moved to research outpost
[09:19:48]SAY: LemonTheFruit/(K1LL M3) (@273,169,5 Binary: ITS THE PLAN.
[09:19:49]SAY: Gef21/(Robro) (@226,202,1 Binary: it's just a prank, bro

>[09:19:52]GAME: Emitter turned on by jennywakeman(Twilight Sparkle) in (235,169,1)

[09:19:55]SAY: LemonTheFruit/(K1LL M3) (@273,170,5 Binary: JUST A PRANK.

>[09:19:55]GAME: Emitter turned on by jennywakeman(Twilight Sparkle) in (235,177,1)
>[09:20:18]GAME: Emitter turned on by jennywakeman(Twilight Sparkle) in (217,169,1)

[09:20:29]SAY: JennyWakeman/(Twilight Sparkle) (@221,174,1) Damage Control: B OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[09:20:48]SAY: Nina Tucker/JennyWakeman/(Nina Tucker) (@222,172,1) Deadsay: cries, "I died trying to save the station"
[09:23:44]SAY: Nina Tucker/JennyWakeman/(Nina Tucker) (@225,180,1) Deadsay: complains, "well, they can't singuloose now"

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2723

You get to permanently kill one waifu, but only if you hold hands with another. Who do you hold hands? Who do you kill?

>>151171759
Ban the MoMMI too.
>That stance taking

>>151171832
Hold hands with Julia, kill Angelite,
Open a new rich salt mine, fund a better server with better waifus.

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>>151171792
[08:27:58]GAME: Kira Gibson(Sarah Johnson)) used 'Freeform' Hacked AI Module on Drexoil(AsterRedux))
[08:27:58]GAME: Kira Gibson(Sarah Johnson) added law "Subtly use nonharmful pranks to harass the crew." to Drexoil(AsterRedux)

>>151171873
>banning someone for doing their job

>>151171792
Syntax pls but otherwise cool

>>151172118
>ban someone for breaking their rules
Seems fine to me, involvement is the worst plague and it was happening since the beggining of the round.

>>151172370
>MoMMIs start out with the KEEPER lawset:

>You may not involve yourself in the matters of another being, even if such matters conflict with Law Two or Law Three, unless the other being is another MoMMI in KEEPER mode.
>You may not harm any being, regardless of intent or circumstance.
>You must maintain, repair, improve, and power the station to the best of your abilities.
Last I checked, robots are not beings and turning the emitters back on counts as maintaining the station

I really wish my waifu would play more!!!

>>151172449
The MoMMI was pretty much just hanging around with his autism project in the bar, he was involved

>>151172118
>Ignoring law 1 is doing your job
No you idiot. Actively stopping the borgs from singuloosing is involving yourself in the matters of another being.

You also relayed in-game information(The fact that they were destroying the station) to the AI which is also involvement.

You fucked up and your attitude really makes me want to log dive and make a ban request.

>>151172449
>robots are not beings
Check again

And also it kept bugging the AI throughout all the singulo setup

>>151172736
Honestly, I don't think it deserves a ban, he was trying to stop our stupidity.
Borgs and AI fucked up, end of story.

>>151171832

Hold hands with Trinity
Kill Julia

>>151172370
>>151172449
>>151172736
>>151172757
>ask if borgs count as beings
>admin says yeah
Well shit, if I had known that I would have stayed out of it
>inb4 banned for not knowing the fine print

>>151172757
>And also it kept bugging the AI throughout all the singulo setup
No I didn't, the AI asked if it could help

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>>151172736
>You also relayed in-game information(The fact that they were destroying the station) to the AI which is also involvement.

Nigga who do you think was calling the shots in the first place?

>>151172940
I realize that the AI was the big bad boss but telling the AI round-critical information as a MoMMI is breaking law 1.
Talking to robots is fine as long as you don't relay any vital information.

if MoMMIs can't talk with any of the station silicons why do they even have binary chat?

>>151172892
>the AI asked if it could help
And you must say no, because it's involving yourself

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>>151173096

>>151172856
>he was trying to stop our stupidity.
Which he isn't allowed to do by his law 1. I can forgive him if he thought borgs weren't being but it still is a fuck up.

>>151173096
>>151173156
See
>>151173070
>Talking to robots is fine as long as you don't relay any vital information.

>>151172863
Why kill me?? Rude.

>>151173103
I was minding my own business and the AI involved itself with ME, that doesn't count as ME involving myself with IT

Face it, you just want to feel high and mighty today so you're going to any lengths you can to MAYBE get someone banned for a day or so

>>151173228
>Talking to robots is fine as long as you don't relay any vital information.
How is it fine? You're involving yourself by telling them stuff

>>151173228
>>Talking to robots is fine as long as you don't relay any vital information.
But you're having a conversation, you're involving yourself with them

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>>151173516
>He doesn't post meme on the radio every chance he gets

Lose your way from Paradise station?

>>151173431
>I was minding my own business and the AI involved itself with ME, that doesn't count as ME involving myself with IT

You dumb fucking idiot. If the AI asks you for anything then you MUST ignore that request because if you follow the AI's request you are involving yourself with the AI's matters.

You clearly don't have a full grasp of the KEEPER lawset so stop embarrassing yourself.

>>151173516
>>151173637
Here is a rule of thumb.
Do not say anything to the robots that will give them information of the round that they didn't already know.

You are not to involve yourself in the MATTERS of another being.

KEEPER is a retarded lawset with many dumb problems.

>>151173516
>>151173637
Same reason they can wear hats and ping and beep at the crew you autists

>>151172940
Motherfucker. I want to slam a bag of skittles so bad now.

>tfw those harmful prankers get the ban

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>>151172035

>>151173912
Worth it desu

>>151173876
no because wearing a hat is not involvement you dip

Mommis should be removed from binary chat. They already have their own private channel. Using any info from binary or talking with people in binary is a direct violation of law 1. Why leave that in with /vg/ having the biggest and most cancerous banvalid culture of them all.

So we're agreed then

MoMMIs need a new law set because their current one is blurry

>>151173835
>Do not say anything to the robots that will give them information of the round that they didn't already know.
So in other words the guy shouldn't be banned because the AI already knew what was going on

>>151174081
We don't have a banvalid culture.
The only people clammoring for banvalids is Mr.pain and solarious.

>>151174087
>So in other words the guy shouldn't be banned because the AI already knew what was going on

He also tried stopping the borgs from singuloosing.
And did the MoMMI know that the AI knew this? If he didn't know this or was unsure then he shouldn't have said anything.

You are being needlessly extreme about this and the whole point of KEEPER is to have common sense and know when you are involving yourself.

The MoMMI 100% involved itself.

>>151174081
Why should it be removed?
Every other server can handle binary chat drones/MoMMI's just fine. Paradise, TG, Polaris, Bay
Why is /vg/station the only server that needs these things removed?
We're also the only server without space ninja or table climbing

>>151174081
I play MoMMI a ton and talk on the binary channel from time to time and have never been so much as bwoinked.
You are hyperboling because you got called out for being a retarded MoMMI.

Just don't be a retard and you will be fine.

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>mfw bullying xenoarchs as miner

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>>151174227

>we don't have a banvalid culture

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>>151174227
>We don't have a banvalid culture.

BRING
BACK
64x64

>>151172035
but Angelite is ded
she doesn't play anymore.

>>151174974
this desu, I had already made a ton of new fancy sprites