/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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xth for laptop graphix

>>151010813
Fuck off

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>>151010813
WHAT DID I SAY? WHAT DID I TELL YOU TO DO?

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>>151010918
LAPTOP GRAPHIX

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>>151010918
Make good graphics

>>151010813
>>151011092
>LOOK AT ME I CAN TURN MY SETTINGS DOWN!!! GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!
Just fuck off and die already

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How much does a full large warehouse of crates sell for?

Bout to drop 1.9 mill on this bitch

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>>151011182
Never!

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>>151010858
>legit wish there was more comfy towns like the most northern one, out in the dark green forrests in the mountains
>more foggy gloomy places
>wish there was snowy mountains too
>go snowboarding and skiing snowmobiling on etc

>>151011182
You okay bro?

>>151011189
2.2m
~3.Xm if the lobb is full with CEOs

>>151010949
When someone tries to ram you from the side, let off the throttle and corrective steer back into them, most of the time they end up fucking themselves right off the road.

If you see someone coming up from behind, try to position yourself in front of them and tap the brakes so they rear end you instead, doing this usually pisses them off though.

It takes some balls and a little bit of luck but usually you can work right through that pack of cars fucking each other at the start of the race

>>151011291
Thanks, that's pretty good for ~800k investment

>actually doing crate stuff with public players

No thanks Rockstar, jet griefers are bad enough as it is

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POST YOUR FUCKING STUNT TRACKS ALREADY

STUNT RACE CREATER UPDATE IS OUT SINCE A WEEK NOW, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSES

>>151011441
Make some yourself, you fucking sperg

>>151011346
I forgot to mention that if someone's police PITing you from the rear quarter you're pretty much fucked so try to get them directly at your side instead.

Also make sure you're always directly in front of them and not slightly to the side if you're going to brake-check somebody

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>>151011441
We've actually tried some Anon's published maps.
Please make more fun maps Anons!

so basically this last update has turned gta into trackmania ?

>>151011538
Make a short pier and take a long walk off it you stupid cunt

>>151011606
The rest of the game is normal, it's just there's a Trackmania race mode and creator basically

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Also Anon's you should not make shortcuts like this.

>>151011680
Hurr durr I'm too stupid to make a short pier!

>>151011772
>Anon's
>I'm too stupid
You made that clear with your awful grammar
Kill yourself

>tfw everyone always wants to play the same 2 stunt races

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>It's a custom stunt race with loops and those wall driving ramps

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Never ever

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>tfw only a few join in the fun when invites gets sent to crew.

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>>151011680
Relax bro

>>151012467
Are you the cheater?

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>>151012618
Nope sorry it's just me

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http://rsg.ms/0f60885

Stunt track if anyone wants to try it out. The roosevelt can handle it but I wouldn't try anything slower and I don't recommend using bikes since there's something wrong with the ramp than spins you out and make you lose momentum at the bottom of the dip.

>>151012467
Nobody wants to play with you because you're obnoxious and cancer. FOAD.

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Post em

>>151013148
ayy lmao

>>151013318
Let's see yours

>>151013148
That tampa is triggering my dick

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>>151013408
Here's my beautiful boy

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>>151013530
Get out of my swamp

>>151013483
Tamp is GOAT vehicle in GTA history, I'm glad they finally added it

>>151013582
what's so good about it?

>>151012942
Then identify yourself, I want in.

>>151013962
You're clearly new so I'm gonna give you some advice:
Never ever play with nullphaggot

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>>151013768
It's sexy as fuck

I love all the muscle cars in GTA so Tampa was my favorite addition

I wanna get the drift version eventually

>>151014075
Could be someone else.

>>151014075
>nullphaggot
why what does he do?

>>151014278
Obnoxious shit, chooses awful custom maps that nobody enjoys and acts like he's good at racing but can't play without a high traction shitter car

>>151014114
I still don't know how the Tampa managed to keep the double stripe when most cars that should have a double stripe (dominator, sabre turbo, banshee, gauntlet, etc.) couldn't.

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>bought 1.9 mill garage
>realize if I had saved 200k more I could have bought one way closer to the office

Well shit

>>151014564
But the Banshee never had double stripes ever? Unless you count Chinatown Wars

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Newfriendo here. To get Pegasus' Services I only need to buy a Pegasus vehicle? Someone was talking about finishing Humane Labs Raid to unlock them.

Also all I need to do to become crate slave CEO is:
Office (1M does the same shit as the other ones?)
Warehouse (880k for the cheapest medium one)
Buzzard (1.75M to make it easy mode)

In total 3.63M, that's about what I have now.
Won't I need like another 800k in reserve to "buy" work?

And blocking the right ports on firewall, then joining Online session will make me play solo, but still be eligible for CEO work?

>>151014763
I'm talking about how they should because of their real life counterparts.

>>151014835
You can unlock new vehicles by doing heists, and some of them are Pegasus. But you don't need to do them specifically to get Pegasus. It's just a service that gives you larger vehicles that don't go in the garage.

Yes, either do firewall stuff or also unplug ethernet, wait a few secs plug back in empties out the session but people may join back. You can do crate stuff but certain VIP missions require having other players in the session

>>151014703
>not having glorius Del Perro Heights apartment/Maze Bank West office combo.

>>151014879
Oh, true
It'd be nice if all cars had the option of dual or single stripes like the Tampa

>>151014953
Oh, so the Humane Labs just unlock some vehicles, not the service, got it

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creator is letting me live out my hill climbing fetish.

>>151014970
I don't really care how close an apartment is, it's about having warehouse and office close because you have to go allllll the way back to the office after dropping off crates to do more.

Is there any difference other than aesthetics between the two new dakar offroad trucks?

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>>151011936
>tired of driving custom stunts alone or with one single random joining guy who quits before the race is over
>join public random game
>EVERY SECOND RACE EVERYONE VOTES FOR THIS FUCKING TRACK

>>151015373
same.

>>151015373
Not really

>>151015280
>20:34.01

>>151015373
The trophy truck has a slightly lower front end clearance apparently

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>>151015790
yeah youd never notice it..!

>>151015967
What a shame, I can't drive...directly into walls as easily? That's gonna really be an issue because I love...driving into..walls.

>>151016140
>I don't need to be able to drive over obstacles in an offroad vehicle!

Shirley you can't be serious

>>151016140
look like someone got trophy cucked here.

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game isn't fun anymore
heavy sniper torso shots that onehit you are way too common now
can't fly anywhere without everybody locking on
godmodding cunts

>>151015761
by all means get the world record.

http://rsg.ms/b217981

>>151015790
>>151015967
Trophy Truck looks so much better though :(

>>151010702
>Bought a Insurgent and Technical
>Never use them
Removal of jets and RPGs when?

>>151017746
t. insurgent

>>151017746
>buying an insurgent
>complaining about jets and RPGs
Get good you fucking shitter

>>151017794
>>151017943
Jet players detected

>>151018113
If you're so bad you drive in a car that can survive like 10 explosions before blowing up and STILL manage to get killed by jetshitters you should really just quit the game

>>151018595
I don't even play in public, waste of time

>>151018724
kinda like your life better hang yourself

>>151018724
Then why are you bitching about jets and RPGs you dumb cunt

>>151018754
t. jetshitter

>>151018792
>all anons are the same

>>151018907
Well you're an anon that said dumb shit and he's an anon that said dumb shit so you can see why I mistook you for the other guy.

where do I look for good stunt tracks?
is there a homepage anywhere that lets me sort tracks better than rockstar's absolute trash homepage?

so far I've been bookmarking playlists with "stunt" in them, pretty much hit and miss with more miss than hit

>>151013148
character:
boring shit/10
car:
actually pretty decent

>>151019513
It's okay to be jealous, anon

>>151019473
Generally tracks made by the NODO crew are pretty dece
>>151019557
Nobody's jealous of your generic mixture of ayylmao and monkey

>>151019685
Jealously isn't a good look on you, anon

>do headhunter
>guy in adder chases me down while going to a target
>kill him and go for target
>target is in weird nook that my kurma can't which
>he respawns and destroys both my kurma and his adder with an RPG
>I proceed to snipe the target with a homing launcher

Like why would you even do this? Do people not realize they would lose more money than what they would gain.

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>>151019557
am not, just stating my opinion.

>>151019773
Sure sure.

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>>151019742
>kurma

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You meme loving fucks got me to shell out for this, thanks

>>151019849
>expecting me to do VIP shit when the A.I has aimbots that hit from hundreds of feet away

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>>151019804
it's not hard to make a character pretty just by using pretty clothes, but you don't seem to take advantage of this though.

>>151019892
You're welcome, enjoy.

>>151019945
It's called Kuruma
Not Karuma
Not Kurma
Kuruma
literally japanese for Car

>>151020051
I don't care you weeb its 4 am.

gtag has ugly characters because they are ugly inside irl

>>151019945
>I'm shit, let me use a crutch!
I easily completed a headhunter only using a Bati. Other than that I either use a Buzzard or Savage.
And if you insist on being a shitter faggot, at least know how to spell the fucking name of your crutchmobile.

>>151019892
>friend buys it a few days back
>we race a few custom sports tracks
>he stopped winning despite being the better driver

it hurts watching him flying around in that car

>>151020638
I bought it for aesthetic, I'm not actually expecting it to be an amazing race car. Probably is pretty good, but I've got better for racing.

Should I sell my GT Stinger and maybe something else to put towrads getting a Tampa, that Lancia Stratos car, and maybe one of those new vapid offroad trucks?

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>>151018792
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>>151019436
Jesus stop shitting up the thread. You're not playing a balanced game, name one other competitive military shooter where every player has 40 rockets, a minigun and can godmode (passive) to a jet.

>>151019473
The rockstar social club is the only way to find them all. Use the advance search feature to the best of your ability. Good luck though. Even GTAG members make horribly crappy maps with 0 effort.

God I just played jornemacs scooter map and it was fucking terrible.

>>151019685
NODO will make racing tracks, not stunt tracks.

>>151020313
>WOW STOP USING CHEAP SHIT
>proceeds to spam dozens of rockets

Nice dude

>>151020950
>rocket launchers
>part of GTA since the first game
>entirely bulletproof shitboxes that are 99% impenetrable to firearms
>introduced so that shitters like you have some semblance of a chance at completing anything
Be glad that the rocket is the only thing that can actually take you out consistently, faggot.

>>151020943
Stop shitting up the thread by quoting multiple people for no fucking reason

>>151021103
I really like how you proceed to ignore what my post was actually about and instead shitpost about me not doing shit the hard way when there's an easier way.

>>151020943
t. shitter

>>151021427
I like how you complain that people are actually playing the game and trying to fight you as though you aren't having an incredibly easy time using the crutchruma
If you were bitching about someone destroying your cargo then you'd have some kind of point but you can do headhunter in a private lobby if you're so afraid of anyone fucking with you.
>not doing shit the hard way
>implying not using the cuckruma is 'hard'
Get. Good.

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>having fun in freeroam
>trying to do the longest fall survived challenge
>2 lv40s come up in their turreted limo
>they murder me while im jumping down
>proceed to kill them 20 times each
>"omg youre so toxic, killing low rank players"
>they leave
i love this game

>>151021760
I'm not afraid of people fucking with me i'm questioning the logic of spending more money by blowing up both my car and his than the actual mission would give

If I had said literally any other car you wouldn't be having such a mental breakdown you autistic weeb and on top of all that I still just killed the VIP on foot anyway so sod off with this holier than thou attitude

>>151021846
Not a single person from the last sale can handle the heat, it seems. They start a fight, get killed a few times, occasionally complain and quit.

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>>151020019
>not wanting to look like an operator

Bad pic but here's my normal look

>>151019742
>>151019945
You can do Headhunter, Sightseer, Hostile Takeover in private matches you know

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>the good times

Is the stunts update finished? Are we not getting anything new for the rest of the month or will they still add new things for the creator every Tuesday?

>>151021935
>If I had said literally any other car you wouldn't be having such a mental breakdown you autistic weeb
No shit? It's not like there's another literally broken fagmobile in the game. If there was, you'd probably be using it though.

>Check out the creator
>Can't make an underwater track
Well there goes that idea

>>151021948
>that one guy who randomly kills you
>you kill him back
>he won't stop attack so you kill him some more
>get more and more sad over time as he doesn't stop attack but you get kill after kill on him

gta 4's team v team v team prepared me for this years ago

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>>151021948
>go afk to shitpost
>some retard blows up my ETR with me while i'm posting
>i gladly take his 20k
>he proceeds to do crates
>i blow his shit up
>"fuck you faggot ruining others game"

>>151022264
>get bored and leave
>they follow you all over the map trying to get a kill as you keep destroying them.

>>151022179
>broken
Get good

>>151022248
Yeah, Rockstar missed a golden opportunity. Looks like the ocean that takes up half the map space will continue to be unused and unappreciated.

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>>151021846
>two fucknuggets join, form and org and immediately get a gunsurgent to kill unsuspecting randoms and gtags
>don't stop when asked to
>gtags in the air (jet and buzzards) don't like that
>they shit on them for 20 minutes straight
>keep begging them to stop
>they don't

>>151022376
You must be pretty new to not know that the 'gaps' in the kuruma are actually about 1 pixel wide each so the only reliable way to kill someone inside is to spam an assault shotgun at the window praying a tiny fraction of a shell manages to get through.
Or just blow them up with an RPG but we already know you're a bitch boy who will cry if that happens.

>>151022506
Get good

>>151022007
modders have found ice track pieces, I dont know if theyll ever release them- but maybe this Tuesday who knows...

>>151022554
(You)

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>>151022554
Shittus Maximus!

>>151022818
Sounds pretty lame. What would be cool though is glass tubes that you can drive through underwater.

>>151023187
>Nessi is coming back soon
I can't wait

>>151023362
And I thought this general couldn't get any worse

>>151023208
>>151023208
That would require a lot of work on rockstars part. Maybe theyll rework how water renders for gta6, but huge changes like that are new game material. The creator and its tracks make no shark card sales directly.

Their original intent for the creator was just to make inane tracks through the city and barriers in deathmatches. At this point Im sure they want to make boat stuff but if you read up on how water is rendered its just to resource intensive as it is now to just have it spawned.

In the meantime, people glitch the creator for silly underwater tracks like this: http://rsg.ms/159a446

Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.

Friendly reminder that I'm gay

Friendly reminder that Blater is a spineless piece of shit that allows people to abuse good people like Null and Crime

>>151023698
Then let us at least derender the ocean in the creator so we can have races on the ocean floors or SOMETHING. It boggles my mind how much shit they put in the ocean and the only time you ever see it is when you're picking up garbage in the ocean with a submarine.

>>151024167
Those aren't good people

please forgive me i was having a bad couple of days and lashed out

>>151023995
I am a worthless NEET and I never circlejerk, shitpost or avatarfag my friendo.
Retards ruined the general.

>>151024052
Me too :3

Do you have a bf?

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>>151024189
All those corals things on the ocean floor are solid and tend to destroy any flow, plus I doubt they could despawn floating seaweed etc. Quality control issues abound. It would be nice because you are correct- the no water mod is literally 4 lines of script long. But rockstars not going to put out shitty content just because its easy. They arent that kind of company (or dont strive to be so)

Meh, if rockstar wanted to they could update with a whole new island called stunt-land. They have the resources, they just dont want to as far as I know- so thats the end. We have to be creative with what they give us (if I see one more drag race track made by some uncreative fuck I swear).

Got to go back to crates and heists because the creator has ruined stunt racing forever.

>>151025894
are you kidding me? You can play your old rusty rockstar created maps all day every day and never once play a user created one ever. You have to go way out of your way to find community made stuff.

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why is this HOT jacket male only

REEEEEEEEE fucking SEXIST devs

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Please post old characters. I havent seen old man in online forever. I remember that one of gtag have char which looks like he atleast 53yo.

What are the requirements for a race "win"? at least one other player?

>>151026729
Yes.

>>151025370
Yes

>>151025894
>Online
>Settings
>Quick job filter: Rockstar Created Only
It's simple
>>151026669
What the FUCK is that

>>151026917
Nice! Me too.

>>151026987
It looks like someone tried to build a Porsche Cayenne themselves with instructions on how it looks over the phone.

>>151026669
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Rocoto

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>>151026729
>>151026802
What if I do open matchmaking, as soon as some poor sob joins launch the race. Then mid race unplug ethernet?
Will it kick me or leave me alone and still count as a win, because it started with 2 players?

>>151027316
No

>>151027316
Why not just ask if anyone here wants to race trade?

>>151027475
it's what I did for engine upgrades before they became level up unlocks

>>151021846

>toxic

When will this meme end?

>>151027793
Once all the LoL players commit sudoku.

>>151017746
>insurgent
You nigger
>technical
My nigger!
It's a shame the existence of the insurgent with a gun makes the technical utterly useless

>>151028452
the technical used to have the advantage of having a more powerful gun.

Armored limo has truly killed it

>doing a crate sale with a friend
>drive the brickades over to the harbor
>yellow faggot appears in a buzzard and fails to do shit
>shoot out the tail rotor of his buzzard so he dies
>call in a tugboat to show it to my friend
>fly into the merryweather harbor place but it fails to spawn
>when we get out he's waiting in his buzzard again
>take him out with a buzzard rocket
>head way up north for another tug spawn
>faggot doesn't give up
>blow him up with my buzzard again, this time near the shore, far away from a road
>check back five minutes later and he's still stuck there
Just fucking give up

>doing anything but creating THE BEST STUNT RACES
>RIGHT NOW

don't tell me you are wasting your time grinding for money

>>151028657
Still nowhere near as good as the insurgent
>can't take a single explosive
>going more than 2mph tips it over
>gunner and driver are unprotected as shit
It's a fun car but the insurgent is better in nearly every way there is

>>151028795
I'm wasting my time racing or fucking around

invite me to the crew i requested my sc looks like a monkey face

>>151029002
Sent ;)

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>>151010702

>tfw creating joker from suicide squad

I promise I'm not 12.

>>151028956
are there some people who do nothing but race all day in GTAG? my friends are lazy fucks and only one of them is racing with me, only a single random joins our races from time to time, it's like the game is ded

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>Having fun building my track working on the straight down track that's full of obstacles I thought of the other day
>Game crashes
>All my creative drive is gone
God dammit, also, could I bend the track to curve out a smoother start to the downward slope or do I just have to angle it with the override?

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>>151029740
Of all the ones to make you choose the shittiest one that only got 8 minutes of screentime from a bad movie?

>>151029892
>worst one

Let's relax buddy. Aint no one as bad as Romero.

>>151029759
>Game crashes
>All my creative drive is gone

happened to me too after reworking some major sections of my first map
just remember to save all the time
and never edit a published map except for minor changes (replacing a single prop or waypoint), always save a copy from the published map if you change around more

>could I bend the track to curve out a smoother start to the downward slope
yes, you can change the angle of snapped props if you mean that. for everything else, override

>>151030028
Romero still did a better job as acting as the joker. Leto just tried too hard to be xxXtWiSt3DXxx and edgy. The whole movie felt like it came out of hot topic.

>>151030028
>hating the fun character
>actually liking the edgy teen-gathering character

I can never like someone like you

>>151030352
>>151030390
Stfu, u mad cause u relate to his edgy bullshit at some point in ur lives so ur projecting

end it 80's babies

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>>151030028
>Aint no one as bad as Romero.

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>>151031026
This is bait

>>151029757
Probably, I join stunt races and frequently will hope into games with like 6 other people and randoms that drop in and out over the course of 8 races

>>151031026
the edgiest I was in life was with 14 when I was kicked out of a german age of empires 2 clan for saying I'm not proud of the austrian race for having the backstabbing maria theresia as their leader back then

>>151028821
it was only added for trevors heist, really.

>>151029757
GTAG is a casual as fuck crew.

You can start any ANY game mode with them and they will do nothing but bitch and moan and try to convince everyone to go back to freeroam and grind crates.

>>151031170
>Probably, I join stunt races and frequently will hope into games with like 6 other people and randoms that drop in and out over the course of 8 races

do you mean custom stunts? because I find enough for normal stunts, but I swear to get if I have to play chiliad another fucking time I'm going to kill myself

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>>151031352
>when I was kicked out of a german age of empires 2 clan for saying I'm not proud of the austrian race for having the backstabbing maria theresia as their leader back then

>>151029757
>>151031683
Nobody likes playing gamemodes because null scared everyone off with his shitty choices

>>151031683
I don't care, I'm shit at racing and will always stay shit but I enjoy it so much I can't help it

creating tracks in a game WITH collision was what I always waited for since trackmania

>>151031806
who the fuck is he and why has he affected how YOU play videogames? You are a fucking child. I download custom maps, find randoms in lobbies and invite them- easy peasy and have plenty of fun. Namedrop some other faggot I dare ya.

>>151031878
Im having a lot of fun too, Ill play the tracks by myself if I have to. Everyone in GTAG is so negative and lacking in creativity- this update has just been so fantastic.

>>151031996
I never said he affected how I play videogames lmao
I'm not even in the crew. I'm just stating a fact that the lack of popularity in playing gamemodes is due to the fact that gamemodes have been a very unattractive thing for a while.

>>151029757

I pretty much play GTAO as a racing game. I only do heists to get dosh for cars.

>>151032107
>Ill play the tracks by myself if I have to

I'm driving alone most of the time because nobody joins. matchmaking is absolutely fucked.

>>151032468
>I pretty much play GTAO as a racing game. I only do heists to get dosh for cars.

this. you can either fuck around in freemode, do some deathmatch or mod and drive cars. you basically get trackmania fucking need for speed

>>151031698
Yeah, haven't checked out customs yet

I wonder what people think when they can pop the tires of my X80 proto.

The thing is so fun to drive with less traction.

>>151012339
Thank god.

>>151033462
Yeah but the speed goes down by half

>>151033405
Fuck off.

>>151033528
It's slow as fuck anyway. Tyrus and ETR1 keep up with it, and the RE-7B blows it away.

>>151033405
hello cute boy

>>151033596
>It's slow as fuck anyway

So you lose even more speed that's even worse

>>151033779
why does that anime have a hole in her cheek and why does that other anime have her hand inside of it?

>>151033960
Because I stabbed it in the face for being a disgusting gremlin

>>151033909
It wasn't fast to begin with, so who cares if you half it? Half of slow is still slow.

>>151034130
It means you are a shitter who likes to come out with bullshit excuses for other people ruining your fun

cuck

>>151033528
>>151033596
you guys are kind of dumb

>popping the tires is fun on the car with the highest acceleration in the game

Dat mak it slowr!
Caw wit shit accewawation is faster awound a suwket!! aweesevenbee most borin car 4 me!

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>>151034182
What are you on about? I'm not ruining anybodies, fun, I'm just reminding you that the X80 is a shitty overpriced memecar, and that it's slow, with or without popped tires. And you call me a shitter. Wew.

>>151033462
>Haha this shitter actually bought an X80 I'm gonna shoot him
That's my thoughts at least

>>151034514
>I'm not ruining anybodies, fun

That's not it, you let others step on you and you are happy about, like a true cuck

You are the kind of guy who lets his wife fuck Tyrone

>>151034209
This is weaponized autism.

>>151034636
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you Implying that I'm the cuck who wants his tires blown out? Are you retarded?

All I've said is that the X80 is a shitty slow car, no matter what you do to it. Nobody is "stepping on me". They have classes that will help you with your reading comprehension. Seek them out.

>>151022454
>>151021846
>things that never happened

>>151034209
>>151034636
Imagine being this much of an autist over someone making fun of your slow car

>>151034828
lel your cuck behavior easily manifests through different situations, remember my words some years in the future as your wife asks if she can fuck other people while you proceed to say yes to her.

>>151034209
So what you're trying to say here is that the RE-7B is only faster than the X80 in a circuit? Because that's not true. It's just faster in general actually. Straight lines, and around circuits.

I wouldn't have such a difficult time understanding you if you didn't type like an autist. Work on that.

>>151035136
For the price? Certainly not. It shouldn't have costed over 2.3m. There is 100% no reason to buy that memecar now that the newer memecars are out for less money.

The X80 is objectively a shit car in every aspect except top speed, and there are cheaper cars that have a higher top speed for less money.

>>151035136
No it isn't. Now stop pretending you even own the game you third world faggot.

>>151035136
all they know about is broughy times. It still has the highest acceleration of any car in the game period. Beats the 811 and the re7b off the line for a few hundred yards by a solid margin. I think it gives the haku and vindicator a run for their money too though I havent tested those yet. Its a very fun and wiley car to drive. The re7b may be good for racing but its very boring and predictable etc. Not that I hate it its just not may favorite (etr1 is very fun though)

I know someone will reply that Im salty for buying it so I'll disclaim I bought it two days ago when duping made me too much money.

>>151035476
Look who's easily triggered by a mere reaction gif

>>151035547
Look who poos in the street

Hello

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>>151035246
Wew lad.

>>151035507
It doesn't. RE-7B with stock tires and aftermarket spoiler BTFO of my fully upgraded X80, and I started first. By about a whole second.

>>151035267
>claim the x80 is the best car for blowing the tires off
>cause a shitstorm

The re7b cant reach its top speed with its tires blown off, nor can it curb boost as well since its tire sidewall is gone. Its also rear wheel drive, making it worse in general for blowing off tires (youd wanna do one in front, one in back for balance other wise you spin out to easily) The x80 is a faster car when you blow offf its tires, deal with it.

>>151035698
Why do you people think I'm the one talking about blowing tires off? I'm the one saying the X80 is a slow, overpriced POS car, which gets BTFO by all the newer supers.

>>151035696
What the fuck is that .jpg?

>>151035608
>thinking that >>151035547 and >>151035136 are the same person
top kek

>>151035808
I was greentexting myself, as in look what just happened. Sorry, I can see now how that might be confusing

>>151035696
In acceleration? In my tests, even the glitched RE7b lagged behind for quite sometime. Ill have to retest, guy might have had a bad framerate.

>>151035880
>defending the third world shitposter
Honorary pajeet

nightshade or tropos?

>>151035928
I tested it on Ps4, so we're both locked at 30. The RE-7B easily fucked the shit out of the X80.

>>151036069
fuck off and kill yourself
>>151036078
tropos, nightshade is the most disappointing vehicle in the game

>>151036186
How was the nightshade disappointing, anon?

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>>151036135
Awww, too bad

>>151036078
neither is amazing perfomance-wise, just get the one you like better

>>151036409
Thanks for the advice

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>>151036237
decent customization options, slow AND boring handling (if it controlled like a ruiner or something it'd be a little less bad), permanent widebody kit and dual headlights
i kitted mine out in matte black with some agressive looking offroad tires to make it look like some mad max thing but it's still really lackluster
>>151036409
don't listen to this guy, the tropos is amazing if you take it offroad
>>151036316
>>151036530
fuck off and stop pretending to be other people

>>151036069
>>151036078
>:24
>:32
>>151036530
>being this desperate for posts you can attach your gremlinshit gifs to you start replying for other anons
Kill yourself.

The yay is leaving

>>151036717
it's good for running over stupid gremlin shits
stop avatarfagging if you want genuine replies

>>151036667
>>:24
>>:32
?

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>>151036958
There is no conceivable way pajeet is the same poster of both of these since they're within less than 10 seconds of each other but he replies to replies to them as though he is anyway because he is desperate to spam his shitty gremlins in the thread.

Offroad wheels or leave it stock on the Tropos?

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>>151037589
>7. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

>>151037632
It's good offroad regardless of the tires you put on it

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>>151037696
shit senpai, if you want to get specific like that, let's get specific. my post wasn't stating that I was reporting someone, it was merely showing how to report someone.
:^)

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Yee bois

>>151039281
Oh, I love it. I just don't like avatarfags.

>>151038783
why did you ruin a beatiful car you cunt?

>>151036135
sorry for the belated response but here is your ps4 race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jspYnh7mRv4
(mute it for your own sake if you watch it)

The 811 pulls a ahead of the re7b for quite a bit and definitely wins in acceleration. Long highway races does not constitute acceleration, sorry to break it to you. The x80- proto would smoke the 811 by just as large a margin from the starting line, so just imagine the gap between a x80 and an re-7b. People really undervalue how fast it gets up to speed. In a race you only really get up to speed once- really, but in freeroam its just constant stop and go for a few city blocks and dodging traffic etc.The x80 losing half its speed due to popped tired still feels fast whereas the re-7b struggles to keep speed since it has real issues getting up to speed period.

>>151039663
>inb4 WHY DO YOU ONLY LISTEN TO BROUGHY WAAAH
No, some obscure video by three random people that isn't accounting for connection, has no room for user error in case someone presses the accelerator late and from people who think the speedometer is an accurate display of speed does not constitute a real test of how fast a car is.

>one seater open wheel race cars when

>>151040123
Fuck off.

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>>151039654
>implying

>>151040152
Should have used muscle rims senpai

>>151040152
yeah right, I can see now the thick ugly off road tires and the failed non-extended spoiler and the quad spot lights on that one

you idiot

>>151040251
Oh yeah I switched back after trying out the offroad wheels.

>>151040260
Fuck off

>>151040590
Fuck off

>>151040590
Fuck off

>>151039915
broughy doesnt do any form of acceleration test, period. He only cares about racing (which is fine)

Also as far as network errors go, there are several vidoes of drag races you can google yourself. The results are pretty consistent. I dont know what your problem is.

>>151040667
>broughy doesnt do any form of acceleration test, period
>what is the top speed test, where you can clearly see exactly how quickly each car gets to the end of the straight line track and has consistent settings rather than being a jumbled together group of british people with shitty mics who have no idea how the game works
There needs to be some kind of method to getting consistent conditions in order for the results to be worth a damn.

Not asking how to, but is it still possible to do the car dupe glitch?

i've tried on a few different servers but no luck so far. Did they silent patch it out recently?

>>151040917
Are you an idiot? All the testing in the top speed testing is after all acceleration had taken place, there's no acceleration in those.

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>>151040917
He doesnt even show the start of the top speed tests. At that point in the race, whatever difference acceleration has made is long washed out and the main difference in the timing is cause by the cars having cruised at their respective top speeds for quite some time. Im really trying to be reasonable here.

You want broughy shit? Fine, heres the proto stats. Best in class upshift and downshift rates. Jesus why am I replying to you...

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>>151041908
oh wrong pic, but now you know I hate the akuma, whoopsy.

Any youtube channel, or guide or anything to learn about gta cars?

I want to find which is the fastest and other tips - for example I remember a tip from early days of gta online - to use offroad wheels on racing cars - it actually helped improve both speed and handling on offroad obviously.

>>151041908
>Jesus why am I replying to you...
Because you're desperately trying to justify why you bought a 2.7 million dollar car that doesn't have looks, speed nor anything else going for it.

>>151042213
https://www.youtube.com/user/hwkabro

>>151042213
It's about skill, just won a race against with a ETR while everyone else used a RE or X80.

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>>151042213
These cars benefit from Offroad Tires, and most of the new supers do too.

>>151042452
I don't even race at all - I'm just looking to invest my gta $ properly.

GTA online is not a racing game... yea you could do that for fun once in a while.

>>151042213
>it actually helped improve both speed and handling on offroad obviously.
Placebo's are a bitch.

>>151042250
>>151042250
I bought it with duped money as stated in >>151035507 About one hour of easy grinding and I have like 30 million anyways.

But its nice to know Ive won the argument since youve backpedaled to just saying its slow. It wasnt how you argued, you were just wrong from the start.

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Did anyone make any nice pictures lately?

>>151042727
>I-It was duped money! Sure it's literal shit in every single category possible and I look like a fucking moron driving it but it was duped money so i-it's okay!!
Sad...

>>151042727
>Hey dude why did you buy that piece of dog shit?
>I bought it with funds I was hiding from the IRS, I didn't spend any real money on it.
(You)

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>>151042947
Not really.

>>151042948
That could be applied to all your garages, you know.

>>151042948
>>151043125
>literal shit in every single category
Except thats not true at all. Its the fastest accelerating car in the game and has super duper fun turning, how is that not desirable?

I bought it 2 days ago long after the re-7b came out. The 811, FMJ, and proto are by far the most fun new supers to drive. Deal with it.

>>151043429
>super duper fun turning
I agree. Every other Super drives the same.

>>151043408
Except I don't drive a meme80 because I'm not a tasteless underage faggot who thinks driving around something with more edges than a linkin park CD is cool.

>>151043650
The grapes are fucking sour anyway.

>>151043650
>gameplay is less important than looks

toplel

>>151043429
>Its the fastest accelerating car in the game
(You)
If we're speaking about fun alone the Voltic is the best super. It also has extremely good accel and hey, doesn't look like a pile of dog shit like the X80. Plus it's not even a fraction of the cost of the X80.

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>>151043854
I agree. In fact, I think we need more electric cars. I love the sound they make.

>>151043721
>LE SOUR GRAPES
Keep using that argument fagtron, one day you'll realize that the reason why people with taste don't drive X80s is not because they can't afford one (They can) but because it's a fucking hideous car that isn't fast and driving ugly slow cars isn't something to be proud of.
>>151043823
>x80 """""gameplay"""""
Generic super handling is not fun

>>151042674
They do actually, you idiot.

It's so noticeable how much better they grip on terrain that you would have to be in complete denial not to notice

>>151042674
Fuck I've watched 5 of his videos at 1.5 speed and alongside lots of him talking random shit - the list of useful information I've got is just of approx 7 rows.

If someone was nice here I bet in a single post could point every single tip out... even make something to attach in the OP.

>>151044058
>Generic super handling
That's how I know you never even tested it.

>>151043854
I love and own all the electric cars, even the dilettante, but the voltic has terrible acceleration because it cant get a turbo- it loses in acceleration to almost every other supercar except maybe the bullet. If you wanted tasteful acceleration, I'd go for the infernus, which beats a zentorno off the starting line for quite a bit.

>>151044004
The turismo is a hybrid and the 811 claims to have an electric engine.

>>151044304
kek, they only make the car jump slightly less with bumps and shit.
>>151044316
I think it's basically to use offroad tires on certain cars, don't believe what the game tells you on the sites and in LSC (like the bars in LSC can cap, while the performance will still increase. Always buy all performance shit). Always try to wheelie. And spoilers help.

>>151044610
Does vehicle armor slow your car down? Or doesn't matter go max?

>>151044730
I don't think it matters for perfomance, but with max you'll not be pushed around as much when something hits you. So it's best to max. Though I'm not 100% certain about that one.

>>151044798
vehicle weight is used in real time to determine how fast your car goes in a major way. If armor increase it even a little bit it would drastically effect car speed. Armor has no effect on speed or how hard your car can hit.

Having passengers slows your car down slightly though.

>>151045295
A single passenger can slow you considerably.

>>151045295
Having a passenger makes bikes nearly useless

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Ok based on this - I see no reason to buy anything right now.

I own an fully upgraded T20 and Osiris and they seem to be fine, maybe I should just sell the Osiris ( since I like T20 more + the bonus of spoiler which help breaking )

Would you guys disagree?

>>151045295
I believe Broughy came to a different conclusion, but I can't tell where he said it, and I think that if he said it it was in a mess of a video.
In any case, it doesn't hurt. And I thought it might help make your car sturdier during crashes as well. Though it at least helps if you ever use it in freeroam as well.

>tfw doing crates solo because to get a Buzzard I need to get it from airport (grinding towards a Buzzard)
>guy joins
>kill him in the process of killing targets for headhunter
>him and me are the only ones in session
>he won't leave and only drives around while I'm hiding in my office
What do /gtag/?
I'm scared he wants revenge

>>151045705
ETR looks cute, albeit a little boxy
Comes with a no spoiler option that adds traction
>>151045752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD7gf4BCWFk

>>151045810
ask him if he wants to kiss :3

>>151045904
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD7gf4BCWFk
I was commenting on the majority of the post, i.e. armour.

>>151045937
Waiting for his reply

>>151046026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD6dW4inVUI

>>151045904
I would say that indeed for someone who doesn't have a supercar yet - should buy the ETR or if wants to go ultra cheap Zentorno is still good.

Otherwise just stick with what you had if low on cash.

>>151045810
>>151045937
OH GOD I LET HIM IN MY OFFICE
And he invitede into his now, will post updates

>>151046026
>>151046153
Wait, that's not a Broughy vid, might be in one of his Stat fact finding ones though

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>you share a general with people who own vehicles based strictly on racing performance
>said people don't even race

>>151046258
but did you kiss?

>>151046454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIBk7XZpeh8&t=1m
This one

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>>151047007
>>151046258
>>151045937
>>151045810

>>151047901
>getting BLACKED

wow disgusting

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Do you guys think GTA:O has the potential to become an MMO with new maps as expansions?

>>151048790
Fuck off

>>151026259
Anon is a cool dude

>>151047019
Doesn't suspension change steering?

>>151045295
So doesn't matter if I put 100% armor on car right?

>>151050240
It does.

>>151048956
Nope, not a chance. This game struggles with 30 players and Rockstar is NEVER EVER going to make any new maps.

>>151047019
>>151050285
Do carbon and armor help with performance, or is Broughy full of shit?

>>151050268
no

Only:
Brakes
Engine
Spoiler
Suspension
Turbo
Wheel Types (Offroad>Muscle=Lowrider=SUV>Sport=Tuner>>>>>>>>>>>>High-end)
Change your stats
>>151050404
Broughy said carbon and armor don't do anything...

>>151050404
Broughy never said that armor helps performance.

>>151024167
Null is a bit annoying but okay. Crime is a verified pathological narcissistic liar, text book mental issues of grandeur, and deserves no sympathy until xir admits to it.

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These mercs are pretty impressive

>>151050543
Tuner and sport wheels are not the same. Muscle and Lowrider wheels give you worse traction, also Tuner wheels offer better traction and are better for some cars

Also broughy said that carbon has a miniscule but beneficial effect and YMMV

>>151050404
He literally says that the improvement is in the margin of error or rather, driving a perfect lap
It's just visual and as he pretty much says, it's his personal preference to use Carbon parts because he THINKS it might make him faster

>>151050543
How does spoiler change anything? Should I remove spoilers from all my cars in that sense?

Skirt and bumbers don't change anything right? They're just cosmetics?
What about fenders and other shit you didn't mention.

>>151051223
Spoilers add traction, unfortunately.

>>151051223
Only the 6 I mentioned change your stats
Any spoiler adds traction, as long as it's not the stock one (so if you have the option to remove a default spoiler, you'll gain traction)

>>151051223
Spoilers add traction, it even shows you this now in the mod shop.

What's retarded is that if a car comes with a stock spoiler, it doesn't add traction and you need to change it to an aftermarket spoiler to get the benefit.

Most of the stock spoilers look better than the alternatives too

>>151051437
Hell, there's even a car that gets better traction if you remove the spoiler just because it's not the default option

>>151051292
custom spoiler options add traction to be precise

the tropos rallye has a stock spoiler that does nothing but removing it will give you the traction bonus

>>151051437
>Remove the spoiler from the tropos
>it adds traction
One of my favorite things

>>151051437
Glitched-off spoilers, like the Phoenix's and Infernus's, count as stock, right? No traction bonus?

>>151051763
Yep

Is my Entity XF still a decent race car to race with or do I need to upgrade to something better?

>(haven't played in like a year+)

>>151050986
he put all that shit in the last "placebo" category as I recall

>>151051292
>traction
>>151051640

Isn't more traction better? It just gives you better control for the car..

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>get stuck on a fence with brickade
>sale fails
At least only 3 crates were lost

>>151051915
lelno

>>151052268
More traction is almost always better, but most of the spoilers are fuckugly.

>>151051915
You need to upgrade to atleast zentorno

But you really want a T20, X80, or any of the 3 new supers

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This car is so fun to drive.