SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

I want to marry Reica Carter!

first for come back comic

>Playing Boiler on CM
>Get Mature, realize i'm litearlly Boiler (666)
>Push out, Acid bomb people into instant death etc
>Eventually become Elite Boiler (666)
>We clear the planet (Its ice, of course we do)
>Head up, Ship gets swarmed by 30000 grenades, I just chill and wait. Get some good smokes and kill some more people.
>Start pushing through the ship, seeing a lot of LOOC i mostly ignore
>Bridge assault is all thats left, Cant take it because theres 2 fucking sentrys and we have no crusher
>Slowly pick off litearlly like 20 people with acid burns from my gas clouds
>Xeno minor because we couldn't purge
fun stuff

>>150907474
>tfw going to marry Reica IRL one day
uguu...

>>150907951
>>150907474
Fuck off waifushitter cancer.

>>150908014
>Implying we're not shitposting on purpose

Chiot is a cute brown girl!

>>150908354
Part of the fucking problem.
If you'd stop shitposting about this cancer, it would finally up and die. Let it die, for god's sake, let it die. All the waifufags have moved on, please let it die.

daisy dukes when

Could you guys post your characters please?

So when are we riffing clock cult?

>>150909273
We're not taking tg's abortion of clock cult

>>150909227
a divorced depressed 45 year old MD who's kids hate him
the only thing he cares about anymore is getting drunk, and making more money so he can get drunk more

>>150909485
I think he meant your in-game character bruh

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>Faye: Trinity Prewitt
>Spike: Megurine Luka
>Jet: Caleigh Stall
>Ed: Naomi Williams
>Ein: Alice Conrad

>>150909227
Metal person who likes to:
Stop human harm
Obey orders
Protect myself without harming

I feel like it would really improve the server if we killed all humans.

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>>150909227
A retard

>>150909227
I basically play clippy from text editors. I am helpful and completely useless, often resulting in grievous problems.

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what a fucking show at the end

>>150909227
All my characters are bland and uninteresting, like me.

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>>150907274
That was an amazing round for me.

>see a sec officer and a borg talking about killing whoever tries to recall the shuttle

>toss a bomb at the both of them

>double kill

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>cucked by aan engi in a closet

Waifufags are retards

This just in, engineer cucks antag in shuttle hijack as https://youtu.be/FADzuOIW-Tg plays in the background.

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>>150910173
What happened?

>>150909227
21 year old medical student training in the field and being bad at it

>>150910519
could you post his/her look for me

>>150910519
Hello Julia/Reica

>>150909227
Light brown skinned female that likes healing people even when it's not her job. Likes spicy food and attention :^)

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>>150910697
here you go. eyes are brown.
>>150910919
yup, Julia, Reica's character is 30 something I think.

>>150910919
>Julia and Reica are the same ckey

I knew Morena was a piece of shit but this proves it.

>>150911259
me and strawberry aren't the same person

>>150911259
me and strawberry are the same person

>>150911259
me and strawberry, the same person?

>>150911098
It's like I have a sixth sense to know that a post is yours morena.

Go to sleep already, it's 6am.

>>150911259
strawberry and I are not the same person

I just found an old picture of narsie I made like a year or so back. Does the booru take lewds? Do I have to tag it myself?

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>>150911723
>6 am
>Not living in America

>>150911723
Ruined my sleeping pattern, got stuff to do next week so fixing it.
>got three captchas of 'select the billboard without any billboards there
come the fuck on

>people STILL give attention to the aberration freak

Morena go fuck some Russian NEET in dorms so you get permabanned again please.

>>150912134
K

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Guy Fieri chef again when

>>150911872
Use captchaV1 you donut

>>150912134
tfw no stinky Russian NEET dick cheese to eat

>>150912134
He moved on to eating the chunky acrid yellow clumps of yeast infection out of American girls now.
Give him some time though.

>>150912331
How do you force recaptchaV1?

>>150912808
I don't understand who or what you're referring to or why you even needed to say that

I'm starting my training for the wild ride. Post pill colors.

>>150913508
go for the damage colours, and then use white or whatever you think is right for the rest of the stuff.

>>150913508
all grey

>>150913508
All green and purple

>>150913508
>>150913601
wait all grey and leave them around the station called healing pills

>>150912932
Settings on the bottom right of 4chains

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>>150907274

hey i don't wanna step on any toes but could people maybe curtail their use of the word n**ger and its derivatives on this server? i see it thrown around very frequently, both in /vg/ and outside of it. thing is, it's a slur against certain people and it makes me incredibly uncomfortable to see it get used so often. i get that people on this site do some really ridiculous and illogical things sometimes and it's tempting to use words that match the magnitude of their errors, but please try and use words other than that one? i'd really appreciate that

>>150914345
The image alone conveys bait, all the wording is superfluous

>>150914345
Ya cayate

so how hardcore is this server currently?
and what's the server pop at on a good day?

>>150914345
sure thing nigger

>>150914319
ur my hero. Meet me in dorms 12:45

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>>150914345
sure thing my nigger

>>150915321
>130s are very low even for whites

i feel speshul now

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>>150914536
>good day
pic related
>hardcore
well, depends on what you mean. We're pretty in the middle of trouble in terrorist town and me*blinks* every thirty seconds

>>150915486
you have autism so you are very special

>>150914345
fuck off nigger/spic/gook/Abdul/Coon/Cracker/Frog/Kraut/Cunt

>>150915321
>unsourced charts
>don't account for testing bias
lel

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>>150913508
and the rest I use too infrequently to have a preferred pill color
also sorry for badly spelled pills, I'm did this instead of sleeping for some reason

>>150915750
It's right there on the top you fag
here since your too stupid in lazy too google. Are you a nigger by chance?
http://www.bls.gov/nls/79guide/2001/nls79g0.pdf

Is pomf still the host?
Is he still a massive stormfront racist?

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>>150915750
>don't account for testing bias
>i dun like it it's racist an bias!
get fucked kike

>>150916303
yes
no

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Yahir today, ya'banned tomorrow.

>>150916497
why are none of these labeled?

>>150916618
Jackson stop

>>150916252
>>150916497
>MUH
>CHARTS
You guys are retarded and can't actually argue for shit

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>>150916618
I'm dying

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>>150916753
>statics don't real
hey look this one isn't a chart

>>150916632
>>150916497
disregard I'm retarded, it's just an awkward kind of label

>>150916753
>STATISTICS AREN'T A PART OF ARGUMENTS
literally retarded

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>>150916753
Is reading too hard for you as well?

>>150916753
>provides evidence for his argument
>disregard it and call him the idiot
I'm not even in this quarrel and I think you're stupid.

>>150916632 Because the inforgraphic's shtick is showing the labels one at a time (as it peels them away).
Blue: Suicides || Red: Accidents || Green: Legal Intervention || Purple: Undetermined || Beige: Criminals

>>150916964
not the guy you are arguing but you should know that you are actually a retard for two reasons.

first reason is that you bit the obvious copypasta bait that was posted like 30 times.

second reason is that you actually save /pol/ material in your computer called "crime_and_race2.png"

sad desu

>>150913508
match the pill color to the damage type color or fuck off
save green n purple for fun

>2hotdogs trying to help people
well this is new

thanks for not murdering me felicity

>>150917950

I don't often skip out on objectives, but murdering the only shaft miner in lowpop as a scientist is levels of scum and stupidity that I wasn't willing to sink to. Besides, I rather the fun I had with the gravity well gun.

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>>150917794
>implying I didn't knowingly take bait
>still doesn't refute what I posted
>ad homien
brilliant

>>150918315
>americans seriously think this is true

Get with the fucking times and stop having a fetish for a weapon

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>>150918435
wew lad

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>>150918435
pic is you right now

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From /tg/, not sure if there's a big difference...

>>150918737
take off your name, retard. this isn't leddit

and yeah, /vg/ is different
now go back to TG you fucking cancerous shitstain

>>150918737
>PlaugeWalker
are you sure you're not plagueman
>Logged in on another character/account(JPtrash) when he died as "Plagueman"/ Vesunzaki . Appeal this in some time when you know the rules better.

>>150918435
I'm sure if no one had guns we'd all be safe
Hear about the two belgium cops who got fucked up with a machete yesterday?

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>>150918997
Nope cancer shits jud and saeg know me..
>>150918864
M8 I'll do as I fucking please.

>>150909227
alcoholic, chain-smoking bureaucrat who killed his ex-wife

>>150909227
Born to grow to help terraform his home planet back to a livable condition but wanted to become a star.
Changed his name and got killed due to misunderstandings on the first day of his job by a captain of a different race.
Harbors a deep seated grudge against all races that are not his own, but will do almost anything for a member of his own race.

>>150915750
>testing bias
TESTS IS RACIS
how can asians score higher than whites on tests written by whites if testing bias is the root of the difference

>>150909227
An eccentric doctor who never takes off his protective biohood and calls everyone "mate", but under all that rambling does really want to help people the best he can.

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>wake up
>64x64 still not reverted

>>150909227
a dirty thieving vox who has an affinity for head of staff stamps

>>150921695
I don't see anything that's different t b h fa m

now that skellies are back, are plasmiggers an endangered species ?

The coderbus fun police are trying to ruin the rpd.
Just fix the fucking interface.

my thighs hurt like HELL after my yesterday's workout
what do

>Reminder that as a borg you are required to use metaknowledge to infer what people are asking from you
>reminder not to ruin the antags fun by preventing them from releasing the singularity

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=2712&start=10

>>150925297
post butt

>>150925441
it's hairy

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>>150925441
I got you covered

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>>150925441
gotchu senpai

>>150925403
>he plays borg to cuck antags out of their redtext
>not playing borg to cuck everyone else out of their antag valids
baka desu senpai

>>150925681
Celt go home

>>150925403
I am going to echo the admins and simply say "Take a break."

>>150909227

A deeply autistic android.

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11310
HAPPENING

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11203
HAPPENING

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>Don't get to test last canister cause mech is a dirty cheater that started 2 seconds early with a clusterbang lock.
Boo

>>150929002
If it makes you feel better the clusterbangs stunned me a little too, despite having a sec rig helmet, adv welding goggles, and earmuffs on

>>150929063
I don't know why you wouldn't let me operate. I was following the wiki the whole time.

>>150929002
>not using voice activation

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That shift was a blast! Glad to share it with you all.

>>150929176

Ask Ricky, I am sure he would be happy to explain to you what the issue was.

>>150929257
>(Optional) Complete Prepping for Surgery.
>Aim for the patient's groin in the Damage Zone.
>Cut the skin with your scalpel.
>Use your hemostat to stop any potential bleeding.
>Use your retractors to lift up the skin.
>Use your scalpel to cut out the appendix.
>Use your hemostat to extract the appendix.
>(Optional) Dispose of the newly extracted appendix.
>Cauterize the wound with the cautery.

Is that not correct? I just want to know so I can do it right next time.

Good round, it's exactly what I wanted from an extanded round.
>Get a great amount of materials from miner
>Make some mechs
>BEHOLD a super honk mech! but the clown was gone
>Honk a bit on the pirate ship and people come after me
>Let them destroy it and go to brig for a bit so they can have some fun killing something
>Tele some people around
>Atmos blows up and power shuts down a bit so I call it
>Shuttle ends in a mech fight

>>150929257
I started with the ins. manager on groin as the wiki says, I looked later and put the apen and gender guide side by side and they are exactly the same on the wiki. Not sure what was going wrong because I'm not a medical person.

>>150929542

This is correct. The issue was that the retractors were used twice initially forcing it into the gender reassignment surgery. After that the appendix cant be removed till the surgery is complete.

I found it easier to just swallow the lexorin pill and clone myself again than the alternative.

>>150929220
No voice assemblies on canister bombs m8.

>>150914345
Say :s looks like someone niggered the hand tele

>>150925297
Do back/bicep day

>>150909227
A Head of Security that does his best to enforce the law above all else, but sometimes has trouble with preventing his conscience from causing him to issue a lighter punishment than the law calls for.
Absolutely hates it when his subordinates don't answer him on the radio.

I want to hold hands with Ashe while Felicity hugs both of us!

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>>150909227
roger wilco from space quest with a different name/appearance

I want to Stroke Reica Carter's Bunny Ears!

deadmin mustardtiger when

>>150933824
Hopefully never

I think we could add table climbing

But we'd need to devise some hard counter to the shittery that it may bring.

The critical locations for this would be Bar and Kitchen, maybe we could sprite and code a food display counter to replace Kitchens tables, and resprite Bar's tables and code in an immediate slip feature when climbed; fluff reason being it's sick as hell from all the drinks.

What other locations would be shitter magnets with table climbing?

>>150934745
Brig lobby for sure.

>>150934745
Medbay
Hydroponics
Robotics
R&D
Cargo
HoP Office
Mechanics
Brig
Security Arrivals Checkpoint
Literally every place with a table

>>150934745
WHY. YOU CAN JUST WELDER/WRENCH THEEEEM

>>150934990
For desks that have one table tile, either add reinforced windoors or sprite and code those windows that have a speaker grille and small space to slide things through.

Brig Lobby would need something a lot more robust

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Playing spessmen while drunk is bad okay

Don't do it

You really shouldn't get drunk in the first place but it's still especially true in spessmen

>>150934745
Every map would need a redesign because every department uses tables and windoors and leaving a windoor open would just mean adv. shittery. No one barely bothers to team up to table climb so it's fine as it is, tables should be as they are right now.

>>150935059
because I'm from teegee and I want teegee stuff
they have really cool stuff! why won't you guys just accept it and steal our code?
HUMPH

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>>150935161
>not playing drunk every time
It's like you fucking hate fun

>>150935225
>get really drunk
>do stuff I wouldn't normally do
>get banned because its beyond shittery

>>150935225
Anon don't do that
You don't want your judgement impaired while you're roleplaying/getting your valids/autisming
Your quest for your particular brand of autistic pleasure should be pure and unclouded by external forces
Revel in interaction/bloodlust/buildan and atmos achievements not in chemically altered degeneracy

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NANITES, SON

who punishedchiot enabler here

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>>150935435
Nigga you can't fuck up as cargo, chef, bartender or miner when drunk

This game has fucked me up

>>150935790
I'd argue that you can fuck up as all of those

But i'd mostly argue for the miner part due to the various hazards of the job

>>150909227
A 36 year old snarky assistant who previously faked his own death and escaped to space
he plays the drums

>>150936756
JOEY BONZO EVERYBODY

>>150936795
plays the drums on my characters THUNDA THIGHS

>>150909227
Lazy ass diona guitarist that enjoys sifting through trash

>>150909227

A 42 year old Space Pole who got fired from both the Polish and Nanotrasen's medical services for being a fuck up, attempted to join the security team but was refused, and is now the bartender because no department head wants to see him walk through their door and consider the bar to be a safe little hole where they can forget about him.

Sometimes, before the shift begins, he finds an ID card to a different job, and then proceeds to pretend he works in that job, simply because he's worked for NT for around fifteen years and they keep posting him to dangerous space stations, and he just doesn't give two shits any more.

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Anyone have any god SS13 Playlists? I wanna watch other people play since my vision is fucked due to surgery.

>>150937370
yorpyorpyorp

>>150937370
Most good servers don't allow streaming rounds and ban people who do.

>>150937471
There's a difference between livestreaming and recording

64x64 when?

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>>150938597
eat shit

Somebody post that HD 64x64 human sprite please, I'm going to add it in

I'm going to marry Redacted!

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>>150935793
how?
is the waifu thing less of a joke than people let on?
do you lose track of time to the point where you play like ten rounds in a row without realizing?
did some kid log-dive and fucking send you a pizza?

>>150939396
>is the waifu thing less of a joke than people let on?
yes

>>150939792
Remember to go back to real life occasionally, senpai

>>150935161
>get drunk
>slowly lose contact with other spacemans, and the will to communicate evaporates
>muddled mind makes it so I'm unwilling to devote myself to some kind of project
>slowly become more isolated, bored, and desperate
>eventually kill self in dorms, every time.

don't space while drunk. Buzzed, yes, but drunk? Never.

>>150939839
But anon, I am not the waifuer.
I am the waifuee.
Save me

>>150940196
Which one?

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>>150940196
just stop playing that character
make more
have multiple characters and shuffle through them (I do this)

or if someone is hot on your tail then change your deets up and bug out for a little while

or better yet just find a different outlet for the latent homosexuality/fujo thirst

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Do skeletons have fingerprints?

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>>150909227

I want to practice Vamp and other Antag stuff but I dunno how to be antag in the test serb

How do?

>>150940974
Cute!

>>150940974
Slut!
Whore!
Bitch!

>>150941195
Spawn a stone mask or changeling vial.

Your best bet though would probably be to run a private server for yourself

newbie here, been watching and reading stuff for a day or two now.

is miner a decent place to start if I plan to E.V.A alot, and probably end up on engy/sci career paths later on?

or am I liable to accidently the station and become banned?

I already have byond set up from another game (rip ff4 online)

>>150941212
Thanks.
>>150941320
Explain your reasoning, friend.

>>150940974
Post butt!

>>150941419
As a Miner the only thing you can ruin is your own life.

Also this is a very cute post, welcome to SS13 newbie.

>>150941419
Was FF4O the one where it'd randomly mash you in with other people's battles and then you could get mega xp gains from people fighting high level bosses?

>>150941687
thanks, I just don't want to be the one to release an alien invasion from the mine or drop some explosives like a tard on my first go, I did read miners are more likely to die, but so is everyone else in space.

>>150941919
uncertain, the one I played was called ff4O:remnants, it decided to leave the internet before I could really play it, because of assholes on /vr/.

>tfw reading wikis and watching planetes in preparation for spes
who else /I COPY!/ here?

>>150942347
No, that's not right. It was on BYOND before /vr/ was a board. Nevermind, lad.

>>150916303
yes yes

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>>150941419
when you're on the asteroid, if you meet a goliath remember a couple of things:

if it stuns you with tentacles, you can *faint to play dead, so it will ignore you for a while during the time you're incapacitated;

the polar star is ineffective against them.

>>150943094
the spur fucks them up, and an advanced egun can kill them in seconds

>>150940196
>I play this character for attention and now I'm being harassed
>What EVER shall I do?

>>150941419
Mining is a great way to learn the ins and outs of EVA, and machinery interfaces. Plus you get a bunch of cool toys and get to fight space monsters with them. You are very unlikely to harm the station unless you try to show the crew the pokemon you collected. Good luck!

>>150943094
It takes every shot from a fully charged PKA to kill a goliath, if you miss a shot and don't have a second one in your belt you should retreat and recharge. Don't get cocky and try to finish one off in melee, that's for Diona only.

>>150943727
Actually if you have a fireaxe, and good movement you can fight a goliath without issue, duel esword which you can get on the roid easy works just as well

>>150943727
this is why you should always carry 3 in your mining belt. Once you have a diamond drill you can empty out your belt of everything but scanner so just fill it with guns.

>>150935161
>get drunk
>roll assistant or janitor
>pick fights with everyone and robust people, going in and out of the brig
I channel my grandad's lifestyle when he was in his 20s

POMF IS A SKELETON FUCKER

POMF IS CUTE!

C U T E!

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Alice or Alice Conrad?

>>150945672
>He
That's not any Alice I want anything to do with

>just want to be impartial documentarian of the station
>Ghosts, borgs, mommis, and pais cannot use newscasters
>librarians dont have enough access for hor scoops
>ai is too busy changing the crew's diaper
How do I get my scoops?

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ALL HAIL

>>150946745
Ghosts can totally use newscasters dude

>>150946802
Broken for all I know

>>150946802
Ghosts cant write stories, anon. Thats the important bit.

>>150946745
IAA would be decent, has a fair amount of access, and can remain a neutral observer in most situations.

>>150946985
That is actually a fair idea. A bit too fragile, since you have to go to the site of chaos for proper scoops, but it's one of the best options next to ai

>>150947228
I'm not sure, but I think IAA can access the camera console in the sec lobby and use that to take photos of the really dangerous shit.

>>150946951
That's a good thing, though

BREAKING NEWS: X is a ling and he just killed me and right now he is hiding in this specific room in maint

>>150947349
>you can take photos from sec cameras
Anyone git confirmation on this? Is the interface smooth like the ais is? It sounds promising.

>>150947386
Yeah, but it makes them worthless for writing hot scoops

>>150947386
Make it so the story has to go through the admins before it is put on the newscaster
If no admins then they're not allowed
Have it be like
The ghost FCC or something

>>150940948
Yes.

Why is R&D so comfy? It is fun providing for the station

>>150948357
because felicity makes it comfy

How to be a good head?

>>150948357
It falls in the nice overlap between being useful and not being important.

>>150948195
I would love ghostnews.
Better yet, observernews

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>suicide with an object as a skeleton
>all of your limbs explode off from the insane brute damage
I love it.

>Latejoin engineer
>Kudzu has fully taken over the entire brig wing from perma to vault
>Brig is also completely ransacked, no sec officers
>Nuke is deployed in main hall

After much work, the source of kudzu was found as a tray in the perma wing. It probably went unnoticed 30 minutes

>>150945672
>Skeleton (male)

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>guy runs into the bar
>throws a grenade
>assume it's a cleaner grenade
>BOOM
>laser him to death, die myself
>extended

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>>150948832
>lose russian roulette as skeleton
>instantly gib

>all those people salty in deadchat

Tasty tasty tears

Everyone, please respond to this post with a vocaroo of "I love you"

>>150949159
Roundstart cleaner grenades are actually named "cleaner grenade"

>>150949212
Shut up kike

>>150949159

If it makes you feel better, I stuffed you down a disposal pipe so your body could be cloned when it arrived in disposals.

Also:

>Getting so salty over a Touhou remix that you try to destroy the jukebox with a fucking grenade and end up killing someone.

I was lucky to survive, honestly.

>>150949260
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05TktDybZof

>>150949260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc

>>150949351
Why not just ask to change the music or turn the sound systems off?

>>150949367
>>150949371
Well, you responded so thanks for your participation!!

>>150949502

I was the bartender playing the music. He came in, yelled at me to switch it off, and when I told him no, he lasered the jukebox so I shotgunned him with a beanbag shell.

He then came in with a grenade just as I was about to leave with Ian to the escape shuttle, and blew up the bar, killing Reica as a result and almost killing me.

I put it on because I unironically enjoy 2hu remixes.

>>150949771
Which one was it

>>150949843
>>150949771
I just checked the logs, they got a note for it

>>150949260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmX8bruEfiw

>>150949843

It was a remix of Sanae's theme. Not sure what it was called though.

>>150950027

Fair enough. Something's been done about it so I'm happy to let it go.

>>150949260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRyR27l7vks

>>150950159
>not just playing the beloved tomboyish girl mix on repeat all shift
You deserved it.

>>150950583
what mix?

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>>150951339
Heir Conditioning

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>>150909227

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>>150951903
oops

>>150949260
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XO5n1vT2qb

How should I label public transit disposal tubes, when I make them?

>>150952508
HAPPY FUN SLIDE
(destination)
NO FATTIES

>>150951795
>frogposter
hello newfriend

>>150947452
Just tested, its still possible to take photos through cameras. Works just like if you were in the room.

https://discord.gg/YEh5fv7

come join

>>150954786
kill self

>>150954786
do all the badmins use this?

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>>150956931
there are no badmins in my discord other than the ones approved by me, the funkin' snob bobs

>>150947349
IAA cannot open the gates that lead to the 2 consoles behind the desk

>>150951795
>homestuck

OUT.

>Vox Trader with a wide variety of fun foods
>People actually go along with the gimmick and buy them, props to the chef and most of the security team (who thought sec would be the most trusting department?)
>Diona nymph from station moves in to help me in cozy fort
>As we're leaving to stock up again, run into engborg with plasma miner in arrivals
>Can't warn anyone because no one ever fixed OBVIOUSLY SABOTAGED TCOMS
>Escape to base even though engborg tried shocking doors
>Mimic suddenly busts through the window and wrecks us while we're still sick from plasma, burns, and suffocation
>Regroup in the chemistry room, treat diona's wounds
>Repel mimic and repair breach, refill room, heal both of us
>Diona nymph's mind seems to go away, it just moves about mindlessly like an NPC
Sad

Poor Monocular Tree Cat. Thanks to everyone who made it a fun trader round though.

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>>150959556
Heir conditioning does have beloved tomboyish girl in it, though

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Dahnald, where are the delegates?

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>fellow syndie flies out of shuttle instead of shouting code phrase

>>150959812
>implying I'm going to assume a TRAITOR in a mech is going to actually be loyal

I die by my own hand

>>150959720
Your SweetnSour pork gave me food poisoning.

>>150959775
All the girls in homestuck are the same character. All the boys in homestuck are the same character.
Andrew hussie is a fucking talentless hack who's still riding on how lucky he was with Problem Sleuth.

Post your waifus catchphrase
"This is the 27th of last seed, the year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the third era and the final hours of my life."

>>150959945
I told you it has synaptizine, it's an anti-stun drug but it also causes toxins buildup

It's not enough to wreck you but you should definitely keep it in mind. Maybe next time I'll inject some antitoxin into it, just to be safe.

>>150959929
i would have let you lived if you said you were a tator

>>150960061
what does that have to do with the song

>>150949260
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cIFgc0FsSh

>>150959720
>security most trusting department
Not in my experience

Trader-Department friendship tier list

Very Friendly
>Theater
>Mechanics

Friendly
>Science

Neutral
>Medbay
>Engineering

Unfriendly
>Sec
>Silicons
>Command

Very Unfriendly
>Cargo

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>trinity blows herself up 4noraisins
would have made sense if you saved it for when you were captured but what the hell

>>150960281
>>Silicons
If you steal or hurt a crewmember I'll space you.
Otherwise you're just a nuisance to ignore.

>>150960281
>medbay that high

>>150960725
If a medbay staff goes all the way to arrivals chances are hes friendly

>tfw someone stole my Waifu.

I'm going to get you for this

>>150960752
I was more going by the fact that you get treated like a normal patient and don't experience racism there

>>150960915
who?

>>150948621

Thanks!

>>150960965
In my experience medbay is pretty racist
all medbay hate plasmamen

>>150960915
Names?

>>150961056
I hate faggots with prosthetics more.

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>>150961056
not me, though

>>150960281
Trying to predict friendliness is a total crapshoot.

I just bring a little bit of everything and try everywhere.

Beakers and bloodpack for medbay
Tasty treats for service
Air grenades for engineering
Flashes and sunglasses for assistants

If it's deff or meta I'll try selling drugs

>>150960976
>>150961095
Naomi

>>150943873
>wasting space and time with a diamond drill
>not just using a ripley and not bothering with hunting shitty mobs

retard

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>>150961156
>Flashes and sunglasses for assistants

>>150961469
>not arming the greytide to make the redshirts lives more interesting

Tachhiha's rules as a vox trader
1. I will not /directly/ steal anything, The crew may steal things to sell to me but I will deny any involvement
2. I will not sell weapons that would be effective against moderately competent security (Only flashes, Bolas and flashbangs)
3. My Prices are arbitrary and spacedosh is worthless, Haggle but give in if they cant offer anything more. Making the round interesting is more important than money.
4. Going onto the station means abandoning the ship and the goods within, There must always be a vox on guard to ensure nothing gets stolen.
5. Its always better to trade things like gold and diamonds than tasers and swords, You're a trader not a weapons dealer. If you only sell weapons dont complain when security comes by and 360 noscopes you to death because you aren't on their crew.
And above all: If you speak in a remotely understandable fashion in common you're doing it wrong.

Reminder that anyone who goes out of their way to go hunt down antags as anything but assistant/cap/sec is a giant shitter who needs to be banned.

>>150961767
I don't care

>>150960170
I'm assuming your bullshit infatuation with Vriska is based off of some incorrect notion that she's any different than any other female in the comic.

>>150961767
Kill yourself

>>150961767
well, I liked it

>>150961767
You can use the personal lockers on the ship to securely store your goods.

I've never seen someone bother to IED mine open

>>150961897
i am really confused right now
vriska a shit

>>150961897
>>150962484
edgy bronies please fuck off

>>150962543
i was just making a joke about a song and he started getting angry

>>150961767
I was going to write my own guide but then I realized it would out me as the dirty thieving gypsy I am

Possible idea I might code to get sone experience, laptops.
Similar to the medical laptop right now but you can apply any computer circut to them. Can be printed from RnD after a point. The way to use it would be to apply the circut of choice to the laptop frame and then screw it in, then apply a powercell to it to finish it. You can carry it around and when used in hand it acts like a normal computer and it constantly uses charge from the cell, you can remove the cell via crowbar on the laptop or possibly a rightclick function.
Some interesting one would be crew monitors, teleporter control, and an arcade machine. It would be handy for atmos/engies, parameds, sec and possibly science if you made core research computer boards for renote protolathe use.

>>150963740
Bay has this.

>>150959720

Tree Cat here, sorry mate, had to go deal with IRL stuff just as you finished healing me up. You were a bro tier vox.

>>150963740
Bay's got this feature.

Good lucking getting it coded/ported unless you do it yourself, the coders don't like porting anything from bay because 'm-muh /vg/code is betters'.

>>150963740
Sounds OP t b h

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>>150963740
>portable arcades
>portable R&D consoles
>portable sec cameras

>>150964007
Why don't you port it then? You obviously don't agree with them, and if the only thing stopping someone from porting code is they think our code is better, you should be able to knock it out pretty quick, right?

Thanks for doing this

are we the biggest unlisted server?

I just erped with Morena. Ask me anything

>>150964567
Probably, but only because most unlisted servers are private little 2-3 man things

>>150963740
I'm working on an arcade game so I can learn BYOND. it's called "mouse >trap"

>>150964741
What were the causes of Spanish decline after the Age of Exploration?

>>150964450
Nowhere did he say he wanted the feature though you fuck, he was commenting on how the coders react to ports.

>>150964741
How does it feel being the cancer that is killing the server

>>150964809
Aztec curses.

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>>150961767
Welp spelt my name wrong then spelt captcha wrong to post that
Tachiha not Tachh

>>150965001
No worries, I'll just remember you as "Attentionwhore", pretty good name for you.

>>150964893
He should step up and do his part for the game then

I mean if coders JUST ported what they wanted to that would be terrible. What kind of shit server is like that?

Sometimes if someone suggests a good idea like this one, someone should be forced to port it.

>>150964741
What's your WPM

>>150963740
>Traitor in space with a comms laptop and a locker full of power cells

>>150964741
ckey?

>>150965001
What the hell is that spacesuit on the vox in the gif?

>>150965292
Shitty recolors from the brown suit. They were originally there when first introduced. Now we have resprites that look way too good for shitbirds played by retards.

>>150964007
They actually love things being ported as long as they aren't the ones being demanded to do it

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>>150965292
An old one, or an assistant one. either way

>>150965476
If that were true, explain all the open hostility to THIS recent port

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11204

>>150965926
[merged pr intensifies]

>>150962543
invoking horsefuckers doesn't make you any less autistic than homestucks

muh VG code

How come THIS hasn't been merged yet

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11321

JUST paid the debt collector, august is saved
WTB

>>150966757
Why would you want something untested to get merged

>>150967002
Exactly, that's what the revert is there for :^)

>>150967264
64x64 did nothing wrong

>CM gets their code leaked
>new server called Colonial Memes comes up as public
>this outrages shitlonial marines
>CM admin goes onto Colonial Memes, starts shitting the place up
>"frankly if you're going to use code that shouldn't have been leaked in the first place and have the audacity to make it a public access server with three letters of change instead of a private circlejerk for your goons the worst should probably happen to you" t. CM host
What a bunch of fucking babies hahaha

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>Pomf123: Congratulations, you got your shitty PR merged. What's the next step of your master plan?
>DrCelt: Crashing these planes, with no survivors

>>150968103
Is colonial memes a better alternative to colonial marines?

>>150969193
CM admins are extremely anal, so are the players. I've heard Colonial Meme is more relaxed and LRP as opposed to MRP

>>150969193
I doubt it, The problem with CM is the admins are too afraid to punish meta
and i feel like a server named Colonial memes would be even worse about that

>>150969193
Colonial Marines has horrible admins and staff, so I'd assume Colonial Memes would be better

>>150967925
64x64 causes
>lag
>map maker to not work
>compile times over 20 minutes
>displeasure to spriters
>TG feeling attracted to us
>invisible combat borgs
>missing sprites

>>150969996
>niggly is the only spriter who has ever complained
>next to no one has complained about lag on github
>compile time only shows up for coders and only if you use literally the worst code editor for DM

Map editor I'll give you though.

>>150969996
WORKS ON MY MACHINE

>>150969996
This is what you would call "pulled over by the ears": you list two real disadvantages in seven separate statements and do your absolute best to ignore the benefits

>>150970234
Niggly and Skowron dislike it, and Blithering said "So long as noone minds if I keep spriting in 32x32"


>>150970452
You list them

>>150966757
>>150969996
>>150970234
is that where I complain about the lag I get?

>it's an "AI powercreep episode"
Don't let this shit merge
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11312

>>150970452
>benefits

Not him but what's the point of 64x64 sprites if we have only the 32x32 versions? Shouldn't we at least wait for a 64x64 set before pushing the new size instead of just blowing up the current sprites?

>>150970951
Fuck off Cluster. Go make a PR that lets AIs make their own borgs and self-merge it.

>>150970980
>wait for a 64x64 set

How do you think that would actually work? Can you even imagine an organization system that would let people do that?

>>150971085
I would support this whole heartedly
t.Yred

>>150970980
It's the opposite, you would normally want the framework for a 64x64 system before you start making sprites for it

Especially since we literally have thousands of sprites and it's unlikely many would get updated for potentially many many years.

Like, we still have a couple sprites (like blast doors) that are from the original sprite set over a decade ago