/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Let's start it of with a juicy webm.

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Daily reminder to do this when you see shitters spamming to make your /gtag/ browsing experience better

First for put a stripe on it or leave.

Can't you mix colors with chrome? Also how best to unlock it now that stunts have ruined regular race matchmaking?

>>150866731
Do you mean have chrome as a primary or secondary color, while still having one of the other colors?

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Which option did you choose?
C is the best option, by the way.

>>150866985
hi 2013

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>>150866985
>Doing the Big One loud
>Losing the ability to change Franklin's outfit before the ending.
>Losing the ability to save before the endings

>>150867140
Please see:
>>150866590

>>150866826
Suppose you have only the primary.
Can't you mix chrome with a color under or above it? I may be misremembering.

>>150866985

Everything other than C is shit. Literally bad end. All the antagonists live.

>>150866985
I picked C, ain't that a bitch?

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OP stole the post right out of my mouth.

Does anyone want to have a nice comfy THE PICNIC! THE PICNIC!" if I host one? I got the eclipse penthouse and Las Lagunas apt 4 and everything. PC SC Tomoffoolery

>>150867540
Are you glitching? I can alternate with you if you are.

>>150866985
I chose C because I thought it would kill Franklin, but wasn't disappointed.

>>150867615
Nah I'm on a shared connection and apparently dem bad sport points.

>>150867626
Daft Punk vibes

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>>150867540
>>150867615
Damn yurop, why can't it be 1 PM right now.
I gotta go to sleep otherwise I'd parasite in for some easy $GTA$

>>150867696
Eh, I'll join anyway. Gonna launch the game and add you.

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>>150867645

tfw it originally would have and replaced him with Lamar

>>150746372
>>150865373
>>150866310
All me

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>>150868287
Pretty sure Lamar's VA disproved that.

>>150866985
>Endings A & B are so rushed they're just a car chase into a cutscene

It's been like half a week and the amount of custom stunt races is pathetic, 9/10 times I'm put into a lobby hosting Rockstar made tracks.

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>>150866310
Xth for Never Ever spoiler

Bottom Text

This general is so dead I'm not sure if I'm in the fake thread or not.

>>150870572
You think this general is dead? I used to hang out in /kf2g/.

>>150870572
it's because the West Coast wage keks haven't been allotted free time yet

give it a few hours

>>150870572
Well multi five edition can't be the real one because it's platform specific and excludes consoles. Also it's shilling a server ran by those old non gtag discord people, not even joking.

Toast stole a spot in the picnic, but he was the first to contact me so whatever.

>>150870781
>those old non gtag discord people
Why do they even come here if they don't want to play GTAO or do crew shit with us? Surely no one comes here to make a niche following for themselves, right?

>>150866310
Is there any way to play online with a pirated copy?

>>150871084
I don't think so. I think the only alternative multiplayer systems in place still require social club.

>>150871198
That's unfortunate.
I traded in my PS4 because it just didn't have enough games that fit my personal tastes to keep me interested and I don't feel like repurchasing the game.
I'd rather not continue to miss out on the online fun.

Does quick joining races on the phone also put you in stunt races or is that exclusively for the "stunt series" option? I ask because when I pick the stunt series option I'm always put into Rockstar stunt races which makes me think it's only promoting the update with rockstar made stuff.

>>150871084
have you tried fivem

>>150872013
All I see it a subreddit that says the project is dead.
Care to elaborate?

>>150869992
I wish this map was real..


Is that city in the middle meant to be Las Venturas?

>>150870801
Nigga stole my spot

Okay well bye then soy

>>150870191
Can anyone answer this please?

>>150872151
over here >>150865373

>>150873763
Okay, thanks.
Is there a reason there's a separate thread?
It seems silly to have two.

>>150873565
He's talking about the free spawn bug. If you press F4, alt, and enter (numpad enter) on your keyboard very quickly you'll spawn in your vehicle instantly for no charge, but you have to be next to your personal vehicle, because it'll "morph" into the vehicle you're trying to spawn.

>Just realized the crew emblem changed

noooo now fun will be allowed!

WELP. Someone backed out of the heist board and I need to walk the dog, so we'll take a short recess before concluding THE PICNIC.

>>150874487
Someone probably lost connection, gonna wait for you until then

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the picnic?

THE PICNIC!

>>150873936
I'm sorry bud, I'm at a loss here.

So you can spawn in a new vehicle instantly? How is that any different from simply phoning your mechanic or using the M menu? Is it because spawning in the vehicle will be instant?

>>150873927
because gtag (this thread) is full of autist that don't like fun free roam outside of the hugbox of rockstar

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>>150867181
Sorry looks like I cant :^)

>>150875226
By that I take it I won't find too much support here to play with you faggots?

>>150872357

Here's all of them
bottom left: San Andreas
top left city: San Fierro
top left town: Bayside
bottom mid city: Las venturas
mid mid town: Sacramento/Stockton/Modesto
top mid town: not sure
top right: Alderney and off scaled Liberty city
bottom right: Vice city

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Is the picnic over?

>>150875380
yeah msg crimefighter and annie and emertxe

>>150874750
>>150873936
Can some light be shed on this please?

>tdm
>3 of them vs 2 of us
>fucking team mate is afk and gets farmed
>lose 15-16
>go for replay
>they all left
is there any decent fucking death match out there? Why do I always get teamed with retards

>>150878569
>1,000,000,000 rp and $$$$$$$$$

>>150878569
It wasnt even that map. it was a high rise with 3 identical areas.

>>150877964
connection error lead to a drop out lead to lack of interest lead to postponement. I'm gonna do some stuff and host the finale later tonight.

>play for a couple of days with a voice changer pretending to be female
>2 free sharkcards already
amazing

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Will they ever add more license plate variations?

>>150878458
What?
This sentence makes no sense to me.

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>>150880586
You already have the template for the best license plate in the world, so why would they.

>>150880586

I want that goddamn VC plate, it would go perfect on my Lance Vance Infernus with the salmon stripe

>>150880891
Those are people. Send them a message on rockstar's social club for more information.

>>150878472
Bumping this also

>>150881348
Ah, of course.
Thank you.

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What cucks are being let into this crew? I'v gotten cucked on crates by multiple members.

>>150881454
Annie
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198019968200
Crime
http://steamcommunity.com/id/necrogrimoire
Emertxe
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Emertxe/

>>150881926
because gtag lets anyone in even reddit
dont do crates with anyone in a session but yourself

>>150881963
Fantastic, thank you.

With you informing me that they'll be of help, I assume they're fine with being contacted out of the blue?

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Who is the most autistic member of /gtag/?

My vote is for this autistic faggot.

>>150882112
I don't know honestly. They are all autist. Annie and Emert are your best bet.

>>150881963
>Leaching off gtag to populate a private non gtag fivem server

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>>150882063
wtf is the point then, its fucking boring not having other players around. There are multiple niggers who go and do this shit and then there are ones who will help no matter what. Fucking wheres my gas chambers for these shitters?

>>150882063
>>150881926
>been trying to get into the everyone GTAG crew for weeks now
>still not in
>yet you people are bitching about people getting in

How

>>150881926
If they post their name in the thread.
They get in.
That's been the rule and that's what it will be.

>>150882606
He should of said don't deliver crates in a full lobby.

Who gives a shit if you don't get a crate but losing a full shipment is worse.

>>150882606

Why don't you start naming names faggot then people might know who the shitters are

>>150883087
HOLY FUCK POST YOUR NAME HERE FIRST

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>>150883087
Not bitching about people getting in, bitching about autistic shitters getting in.
>>150883168
My problem is that the people that are being shitters don't get taken care of.
>>150883217
Guess when I see a gtag coming up I feel like I should expect them not to be niggers.
>>150883249
One of them was Custoom (I think? Can't remember how many o's) Claimed that its org vs. org shit, then when the job I was running was over he continued killing me.

>>150883435
I DID THAT FIRST MONTHS AGO AND LITERALLY LAST THREAD YOU NIGGER

Dragoneye VIII

>>150882568
>implying those people are gtag
They are discord

>>150883678
>>150881926
>What cucks are being let into this crew? I'v gotten cucked on crates by multiple members.
>My problem is that the people that are being shitters don't get taken care of.
POST FUCKING NAMES AND SCREENS OF THEM DOING IT

>>150883749
>>150882568
I don't know about any of this and just want to play GTA with people.

What's the issue?

>>150883878
Actually just did in the end of my last post if you would've read it (^:
Can't take screencaps now can I?

>>150883698
Either request again or post never verbatim, because I'm not trying to guess if that space is a dash or underscore.

>>150884025
Name* verbatim.

>>150884025
I literally can't request cause its still pending its space also why would I leave out a underscore or dash if there was one?

>>150884176
Because you can't have a source l space in usernames.

>>150884176
>in your username there is no space and it 77 in Arabic numerals, not this Roman shit

Why did you do that to us? Invite sent, don't be so silly next time.

>>150883946
TLDR: There's beef

>>150883946

Some autist faggots who don't even play the game anymore spam the thread trying to form a hugbox for themselves where they are in control.

>>150884012
I know you did, I'm just saying that people never post names or better yet, screens/proof of apparent gtag shitters
People don't wanna kick just because of a single post

>>150885340
I shouldn't be surprised, this is /vg/ after all.

>>150885505
So damn near every thread on this board, cool.

>>150873936
Still bumping this

So how often do you guys do contact missions? I'm getting annoyed with randoms on contact mission and i was wondering if you guys do like a group contact mission or is everyone just doing heist nowdays

>>150886328
no one does anything anymore you're a year late

>>150885746
You're a moron.

>>150886412
Still bumping this

>>150885476
Bet that would be over a 100 gigs.

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>Find these vehicles: X, Y, Z
>I know I'm not sending you images so it's pretty much impossible to know what these are unless you memorized what all the cars looked like...
>... And it's basically pointless to get these cars because I give you a shitty pay and you're wasting a lot of time driving to me, and in addition you have to pay out out of your own pocket to paint the cars a different color...
>... But I'm still going to send you these messages every 10 minutes just to annoy you, ok?

>>150886837
i always find the car he wants at the worst time

>>150886837
His pay is a bit outdated as it was OK when GTAO first launched.

>>150886837
>personal vehicle is gone/blown up
>steal car
>instant 2 stars

Fucking jews

>>150885476
Would be nice if they release some sort of an expansion pack for gta 5 that adds like a chunk of that landmass with new story for SP and a fucking insurance system. Then for MP they can make it so you have access to los santos and new area aswell

>>150887298
but that doesn't sell shark cards

>>150887405
Pretty sure it'll bring a bunch of people back and chances are they will be buying shark cards

>>150887405
No but it would sell well like when the re-released GTA V for next gen.

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>>150887298
Maybe...

why do i get the most retarded heist partners?

>>150888469
because you play with gtag

>>150885572
>So damn near every thread on this board, cool.

Yes.

>>150886328

They're not worth the money anymore considering the time and effort they take and if you're just doing them for fun, unless the mission forces you to have a certain number of people you're better off soloing them anyway. Nobody here does them anymore.

>>150887593
if that is the reason then they'll do that when they don't meet projected sales for the quarter

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unarmed pegasus buzzard

NEVER
E
V
E
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>>150872357

>>150889192
Why would you want that

>>150889192
it's possible in fivereborn

>>150890396
Ok, but how about something isn't completely dead?

>>150890473
battlefield 4

>>150889192
That passenger scenario looks like hell.

>>150877825
>putting Stockton in anything
>literally top 5 worst city in US contender worthy of anything
>just rolled through there disgusted by homeless nearly lining the street

churchill here, my internet is complete shit, and the game froze up again, but ill be on tomorrow

>>150890981
Normal or glitching?

>The Sovereign cannot be modified

Since fucking when

>>150891435
Day one

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>>150890998
oh yeah, mayor just arrested for getting a kid to strip for him and supplying them alcohol. Fucking glad I didn't get hired by the PD, betting they are corrupt shitters and I didn't have enough bullshit on my record since they didn't have a reason they didn't want me.

>>150891670

That's horseshit considering mine has mods on it.

I was trying to sell it just now and LSC wouldn't let me in.

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Post godlike characters.

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>>150892310

>>150892510
got a lady boner looking at this handsome devil

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>>150891743
PD there are severely under paid.
This was a billboard a few years back paid for by the PD

>>150892758
Shut the fuck up, snap.

>>150892760
The stated pay was 25 an hour and seems to be the base line across the state, so unless they weren't getting their checks I'm not seeing it.

Really considering just trying to camp on the family land in OK and trying to get a job rather than trying to save up here then go. I don't want to get there and find I'd have to get some shitty retail job.

>>150893194
It wasn't about how much the cops were paid, it was about how much the department was getting to run. Lots of layoffs at the time that sign was made. I'm not sure how much has changed since 2008

>>150866310
hey guys, dicking around in SP with some mods, anybody have a good handling.meta folder to recommend?
I wanna go fast but also drift if I want to.

>>150893821
Supposedly they are trying to hire over 100 officers. I was one of the higher scoring candidates, got an interview, then two weeks later I send an email to the background investigator and he shoots me back "can't say why, but you're not stockton material"

Not a single thing wrong with my record and my work experience while flimsy had nothing wrong either. The only thing that raised his eye brows was the fact I owned legal firearms, so I'm really questioning what their priorities are.

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Anyone wanna have a bad time?

>>150894189
>nullphaggot

>>150894171
Consider yourself lucky, saves you the trouble of working/living in that shithole.

>>150894171
Probably think you're a bit better than stockton

MOTORCYCLE BOis WYA

>>150894189
>custom on
>camera lock none

eat shit, fag

>>150893035
not him

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>>150894359

>>150894257
yeah, just worried the other department I applied with will ask them and they saying something else was wrong with me because of some bullshit.

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>>150894359
>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club

>>150894478
If you're still looking for a shithole to work in you can apply for Oakland. I know they are hiring, especially after their prostitution scandal.

>>150894447
gay icon for a gay group of men

>>150894649
They don't call it mansex club for nothing.

>>150894517
wow i can't believe you took all that time to write that

you are so mad

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>>150894410
whats the problem here

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>>150892310
learn from the master

>>150894517
>not swerving traffic at top speed with your friends

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>tfw actually wanting to heist when I get home
I think the OP made me want it.

>>150895589
okay

so is GTA5 map actually biger than GTA SA? cause it doesn't feel like it

>>150895589
no one is on so good luck with that

>>150893924
anyone?

>>150895651
Yes.
>>150895589
Playing games with old friends.
Ill be on later.

>>150895651
SA felt bigger because there were 3 cities instead of 1 big one and a trailer park in the desert

and V gets a bunch of empty space in the hills where as SA had everything compact

>>150895589
Who are you going to heist with?

>>150896596
Me.

>>150894410
>Camera lock
Fuck you.

>>150896596
(Me)

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>>150894618
Got me to look at who was hiring. Modesto has an opening. I'm cool with a half hour drive if San Joaquin decides they don't want me. Manteca sadly wants me to get first aid certified and I don't have the money or time to do it before the offer closes.

>>150899013
>get first aid certified and I don't have the money or time to do it
for real? what kind of backward ass country is the USA

in Canada it's literally a 2 hour class for the basic and a weekend class for the full rundown and I'm pretty sure both are free

>>150899267
>I'm pretty sure
Which is to say it isn't and you're just an idiot trying to start shit.

>>150899267
Here it's 60-100 bucks, but I'm not sure which counts since they offer and official version for like paramedics, firefighters and such but it's not called first aid/CPR. Both are like a 8 hour course for one day, but they are all held in cities around a 2 hour drive away, like San Francisco

>>150899424
the 2hour class is free for sure I did it like 7 times over the last decade

and sure you got me there, but it's still less than 150$ for the full course and you'd have enough left over for a pile of 1.49$ nuggets

Anyone on Xbone mind giving me an another anon a hand moving a warehouse full of goods to the buyer?

Bored and down for whatever as long as it's entertaining

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>>150899915
>xbone

>>150895114
daddy

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Glendale LWB when

>>150893924
pls respond

>>150902984
Okay.

crew hierarchy revamp when blater you lazy cuck

>>150903487
>Implying that attention whoring faggot will ever give up the top spot again

Blater, make me a comm

t. Me

Is stealing NPC cars outside of Pacistandard bank ever a viable strategy? I managed to nab a Patriot once but got shot out when I tried taking it down the alleyway and I feel like the inevitable dickface who spams explosives would blow them up 99% of the time before you could even reach it

real talk but null deserves comm for all >his hard work trying to keep this crew active

>>150904381
Demoted.

>>150904518
Fuck off

>>150904518
Fuck off, crimeshitter

>>150904408
The only NPC vehicle worth stealing during the heist is the N.O.O.S.E. armored van after you get to the bikes. You can do a flawless run using it.

REAL real talk: why is null a lieutenant when they are active against the crew in trying to make a gtag server they control?

>>150904518
>>150904789
Okay.
Check social club.

>>150904809
>abusing your power
wow this why we need a reform blater do something ffs

>>150904916
This is a punishment for letting crime in twice without following the simple rule of post your name.
If crime just posted their name this wouldn't of happened and I wouldn't of banned them.

>>150904809
>Crew leaders actually listening to the demands of the members

What is this? GTAG being a representative institution?

WTF I love bl8r now

>>150904993
Why crime can't just post their name here?

>>150905178
gtag is still butthurt they got schooled in slasher

>>150905178
They didn't.
If crime actually posted their name to get accepted back into the crew after leaving before the kick came, I would've let them off with a warning.
Instead they sucked up to Null for about two months to get themselves invited back in.

>>150905224
Hi, crime. Still denying that you used trainers despite the overwhelming evidence, huh?

>>150905279
But I didn't invite crime back into the crew?

>nullphaggot finally demoted

Is this the start of a gtag golden age?

>>150905347
And to add to this; nor am I trying to make a gtag private server, I've only made it for my friends and to mess around for a good hour before getting bored of it.

>started the whole crime is a menu user meme
>i reinvited crime back and immediately told gtag she was back in
>i started this shitposting right now
dance for me

>>150905554
>meme
>she
fucking kekaroni and cheese

>>150905347
>>150905554
Yah gotta love how quickly these two posts are at bringing up an entirely new story no one has ever heard.

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>Trying to make a stunt race
>Tracks constantly having trouble snapping together
>Tube sections not flowing well
>Having trouble working ideas into environment
>Finally start getting working shit put together
>Game crashes before I save any of it

>null striped of ranked

THE MADMEN ACTUALLY DID IT

COMMS=GODS

>>150905938
Null was only promoted to Lieu anyway to appease the faggots who never shut up about discord.

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>>150866310
I guess you could say he's null and void now.

>>150906341
Ayy

>>150905938
>tfw it wasn't me

>>150905554
i helped

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Vanilla is gonna freak

>>150905554
>trying to take credit
get fucked, kid, that was all me

Shout out to DigitalWonderer for having the balls to finally give a solution to the null problem

If null was so disliked, why was he promoted anyway? did he earn the hate after getting promoted?

>>150906818
Eh.

Imagine waking up and null is a com

>>150905938
implying ranks besides comm and leader mean anything

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>>150906949
Sounds like a terrible future desu

>>150906902
>>150906026

>>150906902
Because Ry is too nice.
No.

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>>150896213
Overtime again, just got done, fug.

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Flib as Comm when?

>>150906973
He can't invite his little buttbuddy back in anymore, so that matters.

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Fuck I wanna race this so bad

>>150907129
when you defriend the menu shitter

>>150907095
>Overtime again
Man, I bet employers just love cucks like you. Can't or won't ever say "no" to being fucked over, and probably not even getting paid any extra for doing it either.

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>>150907191
Which one?

>>150907289
the one you want to fuck but never will because the underage cuck yuri turned her into a lesbian

>>150907260
Time and a half.

>>150907324
>the underage cuck yuri turned her into a lesbian
This will never cease to be hilarious

>>150907357
So you do have one ball at least.

>>150907324
>implying I want to have sex
I just don't want to be lonely. Anyway, not friends with Crime on SC. What's the issue?

Has anyone had their bank reset/been banned over the character switch exploit the other day?

I'm starting to get nervous about all these funbux just sitting around in my account

>>150907584
You get used to it.

>>150907095
>drama happening
>overtime again
convenient

>>150907260
You probably don't know about having a job but if you get in good with the boss and stay late or let yourself get called in a lot, your manager starts to think of you as more of an important worker and that usually leads to PRRROMOTIONS.

I bet you have a terrible work ethic though

>>150907508
>on SC

>>150907508
>tfw annie won't invite me to her gta5m server

>>150907724
Good goy, keep thinking that.

>>150907461
My balls aren't anything special, look worse next to my big cock.

>>150907732
>Titan is friends with Higgus on SC
>I can't be friends with Crime on Steam
I am upset.

>>150907839
I know that your pet hamster says it's big, but they obviously don't know what they're talking about.

>>150907828
Keep not getting paid or ever getting raises

>>150907953
>throwing someone else under the bus for a useless promotion
lmao

>>150908007
>Mr. Goldstein gave me a whole 1/100 of a shekel more an hour and all I had to do was work 40 extra hours a week for three years. I'm so smart.

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>>150907751
>her

>>150907508
Is this Flibinjiber? I always liked you ever since you helped me get the legacy cars
Thanks!

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>>150907724
who could be behind this post?

>move from 1 pile of shit
to
>another pile of shit the is 99% similar

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>>150908179
You're welcome.

Anyone else want Returning Player Content?

>Make a Microsoft Account, USA Region, Password 10 characters in length with no special symbols
>Add me on Social Club, send me the Microsoft Account's Email and Password
>I will log in on my Xbox 360, do the tutorial, and send you a Gamertag to link
>Link it, and check if you can get the Exclusive Content

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Post cars you would fuck

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>>150908406
That murder mystery was god tier.
Even if it was cryptic as fuck and hidden extremely well.

Trying to join the PC gtag crew

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>>150909031
I don't know why but I am sexually attracted to the Bravado Gresley
I don't even own one or want to, it's just...
Unf.

>>150909438
Weren't you already in the crew?
Also your profile's private, either send an invite or make it public for a couple minutes.
Only the leader can send invites to private profiles.

>>150909438
Okay now I'm confused.
It says you're a member of the crew whenever I try to send an invite but the only GTAG I see is the all console one Holo runs.

>>150909438
Someone gotcha

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Something about the singleplayer buyable Los Santos Customs interior being left in Online.

>>150911234
Isn't that just the Beeker's Garage interior?

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>>150911485
It is
Also: What the fuck

>>150912121
BTFO

>>150912121
out fucking skilled

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>>150909031
REGINA

>>150912552
STOP FORCING THIS BAD MEME

>>150910047
>>150909734
>>150909562
Yeah, someone got me seconds after I posted, thanks. I was an old member of the everyone crew before the post in thread rule was imposed, or I joined a long time ago. Only decided to join the PC as well since I tried joining crew games and it kept bouncing me back into the match I tried joining from

>>150912552
Salve Regina!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B91RUv2lI8

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>>150913942

>>150905320
Still confusing a cheat table with a trainer, huh?

No amount of shitposting in the world can kill me.

I just got a SHIT TON of money dropped on me while I was idling for a few minutes. What the fuck do I do? what are the odds of me getting banned?

>>150914939
You're on deadgen, so next to zero.

>>150914753
And no amount of pathological lying can change the fact that you cheated against crew members but STILL feel the need to deny it even though everyone knows it

RE-7B or ETR1?

>>150914972
what? I'm on ps4

>>150915418
I'll bite this oughta be interesting, how much exactly, and pics.

>>150915418
There is no money dropping on PS4, otherwise se7en would have exploded (again).

>>150915415
7B has a exploit for increasing max speed with certain pars.
ETR1 is a lot boxier than it looks.

>>150915514
I have around $488,000,000 I think, how can I take a picture to prove its online and PS4? just taking a picture of the money amount wouldn't work because it could just be single player

>>150915695
Nigga can consoles not screenshot?

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>>150915695
share button and be on gta:o what's your psn I could try and divy off a good chunk if you want?

>>150915243
I never said I didn't cheat. I'm sitting on 87 atm. I'm fully aware I cheated.

You fucks called me a triggerbotter. I made a video when menus didn't fucking work of me shitting on pubbers with a friend in dm.

What more can I do?

I was asked to recreate my table. I did. And I added a feature to kill gm faggots
I showed how I saw in the dark in slasher.
I can't give out medic's roll macro per his request. It's his stuff not mine.
I went to a fucking lan event and placed third as an entry sniper.

I don't care anymore. I'm not going away. Get the fuck over it.

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sometimes i think crime is talking directly to me and lurks my steam profile much like i do hers

>>150915917
I'm everywhere.

>>150915872
>I showed how I saw in the dark in slasher.
Gee, I wonder why people believe you were aimbotting.

blah blah anyone mind helping me grind for some dosh on entourage I'm on ps4 clank3345 is my psn

>>150915872
>I can't give out medic's roll macro per his request. It's his stuff not mine.
>being such a tryhard you use fucking macros for gta PVP
honestly just kill yourself LOL
>this is the skill of 'women'

>>150916050
Or, unless someone in the crew managed to jailbreak a ps4...

>>150915872
>getting this triggered over someone stating the fact you're a cheating shitter
>wanting to stay around but not be called out on it
tough luck dumb cunt
"y-yes i cheated but don't say that!! this is my safe space where people cant call me out on things that i've done!!"
just kys

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>>150915848
>>150915859
proof enough or what

>>150916020
The best part is I never purposely did it. It just happened. It wasn't worth the time to restart the game mid playlist, and get timed out over and over. So I just rolled with it.

>>150916128
I also had a health armor, and mechanic call macro. Fuck using the interaction menu for anything okay.

>>150916361
yup now I wish I was you so I can get that same luck...

>>150916787
"luck"

my account with 28 days played might get banned because of this shit ass luck

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>>150916847
well your luckier than I am so

>>150916374
got a macro for armor, fuck dying during a heist out of some pride.

>>150916847
not likely

I've dropped 1m dollar bags on a test account , and it has yet to get banned.

>>150916920
unless your feeling generous and letting me leech shit ton of dosh off you to hide your ass

>>150917001
yeah but did you drop 488 $1m bags on it? I feel like there has to be a threshold of some sort, like if you get an ungodly amount of money in a short time you have a higher chance of getting banned

>>150917001
Have you done it on ps4? No.
>>150917084
Left my psn here clank3345

>>150916847
they wont ban you because someone did that to you. Even if they did pop you, all you'd have to do is send them an email someone dropped the money on you. Either way, they normally do timed bans for money and don't even take the money. And they never had a threshold. I used to give myself 5 million per failed mission attempt and make 100's of millions and they never banned me

Thread is shit post characters

>>150917213
Like, I said have you done it on the current gens?

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>>150915872
>Yes I'm cheating scum and can't play without modding my game to shit and using macros but I went to a 'lan event' so I'm still good I swear! Get over it!!!
GTAO is not a competitive game and you're still shit enough to need to cheat
The mere fact you bring up this fucking lan even that probably doesn't even exist is proof enough that you're delusional
Nobody needs to 'get over' you being in the general, but you need to get over the fact that you are and will always be seen as a cheating shitter.

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>>150917260

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>>150917260

>>150916321
I guess it's fair.

I give you guys shit for staying in freeroam all damn day.

>>150917357
looks like garbage

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>>150917310
on PC, about 2 weeks before they fixed the ability to change mission payouts through cheat engine. I only got banned for a week after they fixed everything but 100,000 per race and I sat around watching tv while doing laps on criminal record for about 5 mil before getting off and coming back to "you're banned till the 27th" and still having the money after.

>>150917474
;~~;
What looks good, then?

>>150917572
a turd in a piss toilet looks better than the trannies of gtao apart from crimefighter who looks like a goddess

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>>150917260

>>150917357
funny

>>150917503
That method was chill - I regret not using it more, I actually quit after discovering it because I've realized that I would just abuse it, make all the cash I need and not enjoy the game..

>>150917357
9/10 has traits I like....Just wish I could recreate my male character ;~;

>>150917690
Do you work for Rockstar? Your dude looks like he was chiseled out of stone by a God while everyone else looks like some retarded incest child.

>>150917635
kys

>>150917357
>>150917572
>>150917718
It's kind of easy to tell a samefag when you use the same emoticon twice. ;~:

/gtag/ sure has a lot of furries

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>>150917946
If you say so.

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>>150917946
fun fact it isn't the same bitch.I just wanted to use an emote is that fucking wrong?

>>150917338
>The mere fact you bring up this fucking lan even that probably doesn't even exist is proof enough that you're delusional.

I've got a squad of 7 irl friends that flew out here to prove you wrong guy.

>GTAO is not a competitive game and you're still shit enough to need to cheat
because fuck grinding for virtual cars, and virtual offices.

There's competitive tetris and world of fucking tanks has a competitive mode so why the fuck not. Give every fucking game an esport.

get over the fact that you are and will always be seen as a cheating shitter.

I'm okay with this though. 90% of the crew are cheating shitters. I haven't been pure since infamous.

>>150917635
tfw I spent 15 fucking minutes on this fucking character, and it still looks better than 85% of the sophia clones posted.

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>>150917782

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>>150917260

>>150918281
Please don't pretend to be me, desu.

>>150918281
honestly, the brunette hair and freckles and muh dick but yeah
>>150918281
what console?

>>150918412
PEEECEEE
Hannah and Niko 4 life

Kaz has the best female in the crew and possibly game. Deal with it.

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>>150908406
>still no Go Go Monkey Blista, Duke o'death and blimps in online

>>150909031
The Cognosexy.
Look at the ass on that car!

>>150918193
>I've got a squad of 7 irl friends that flew out here to prove you wrong guy.
Then that's pretty sad that at least 8 people in this world actually take GTAO deathmatch seriously when it's a buggy piece of shit that is so easy to cheat in it's not funny
>because fuck grinding for virtual cars, and virtual offices.
You don't need aimbot and menus to skip grinding
>90% of the crew are cheating shitters
Not all cheaters are created equal and those who use cheats to gain an advantage over other players, ESPECIALLY other crew members are on a whole other level than 'cheaters' who just accepted menu bucks to get stuff more easily
>>150918324
Not every character drawn by bkub is chen newfag

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>>150918685

Why couldn't Slasher mode have been a permanent thing? Was legit one of the very few enjoyable things you could play with randoms.

>>150918654
i never understood why they dont add the duke o death when the karuma exists

>>150918907
There's nothing stopping you from hosting a slasher right now.
>>150918949
>>150918654
>Wanting more armored cars in online

>>150918907
Because it's fucking retarded and spawns you right next to the slasher if the lobby fills up.

>>150919045
im just curious really

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>>150918907
It is permanent though. You'll probably never find a full group of randoms to do it with but you could always try inviting crew members (as long as you don't let crimefaggot and his triggerbot in)

>>150919045
>>150919150
Oh wait you can still do them? Thought they took it away because you never see invites for it any more.

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>>150917260
I look like shit, but why not

i miss wimey

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>>150918685

>>150918685
>You don't need aimbot and menus to skip grinding
******** please go.

>>150918685
Oh no. There were 20 teams of 5 plus the crowd. Most of them were just shit pubstomping crews. Cheats didn't work. It was right after the FF update.

My friends flew out because they wanted to watch me kick ass like old times.

>You don't need aimbot and menus to skip grinding
HA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>Not all cheaters are created equal and those who use cheats to gain an advantage over other players, ESPECIALLY other crew members are on a whole other level than 'cheaters' who just accepted menu bucks to get stuff more easily.

it's R*s fault for not fixing roll firing in dedgen, and they probably never will without fucking up a shitty game mechanic. They sure as hell can fix actual fun things faster though. I never meant to use synthvision at all. Shit just happens.

>>150918685
>You don't need aimbot and menus to skip grinding
do you report people who take hackerbux

>>150919393
>>150919520
Nice job misunderstanding what I was saying. I've received close to 100 million in hackerbux along with modded dupes and other shit
That doesn't mean crimefaggot uses his cheats for anything but pretending to be good at videogames
Keep giving me easy (You)s if you really think I'm some R* shill though
>>150919430
>me using a macro to abuse something so I can win over people playing legitimately is R*'s fault for not fixing it!
Or you could just try and play without scripting like a normal person rather than being the weird sociopath faggot like you are, but that'd probably be too hard for you to comprehend
Also link this gta tournament if it's so real because I've searched for competitive GTA in the past when you said this dumb shit and nothing came up.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd8769c7oto

The original idea would have been so much better.
>Factions
>Specific missions per faction
>All out gang wars in free roam
>Player cops trying to shut the gangs down
>Some missions might have required uneasy alliances
>A sense of belonging, not this 'everyone is a special snowflake character who needs no gang'
>Shooting each other in free roam wouldn't be as senseless, could have earned you gang rep