/owg/ - Overwatch General

first for MOLTEN COOOOOOOOOOOORE

Will they ban for afk farming lucioball?

>>150836426
BUILD EM UP

BREAK EM DOWN

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Name a bigger crutch for shit players in the history of FPS games than Roadhog?

>>150836430
they don't even ban pro players for obvious aimbotting. what do you think?

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Reminder

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d.va
.
v
a

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>did you get what you wanted anon?
>how many boxes did you open?

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10th for jack x angela

>>150836464
what are you implying you fat fuck ?

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Sorry...what was his name again?

I keep forgetting

>>150836430
Why would you farm exp ? What do you get out of it ?

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How do we protect this smile?

>>150836497
Mako "Roadhog" Rutledge

>>150836430
Why even? You get 2k for actually playing vs 1k for afk'ing.

>>150836479
yes nihon genji and swiss mercy
50 boxes

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>open summer loot box
>get shekels
>can't spend them
Blizzdrones will attempt to defend this

>>150836547
Easy summer boxes

>>150836570
You get the same amount

>>150836564
>implying you're strong enough to protect it

>>150836650
> win bonus
> gold medal bonus
> group bonus
Not the same.

>>150836479
All I wanted is the Korean D.va skin, I got it
~105

>mercy complains about me doing bad and i should switch char
>stood besides her multiple times with under 20 hp and she just ignores me and heals the full hp tank
how do you deal with that
other than picking mei and walling her off with the enemies :^)

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IT'S TIME TO KICK HANA OFF THE TABLE

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>>150836479
>no
>14 so far because i don't want to be a good goy

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>>150836687
Stop projecting your insecurities onto me ^^

>>150836081
yeah only if it's a premade group.

>>150834742

>>150836497
rich piana
after the apocalypse

>>150836706
>not doing it in 3-stack
>you'll get gold medals randomly depending on how many times the ball hits you

>>150836720
You pick a healer, out-heal her and tell her she is shit at supporting, at the game, and should uninstall.
Hit where it hurts the most: the pride.

>>150836497
PavementPork

>>150836730
REAPFIELD STOP BULLYING HANA

>>150836791
nice, gotta do that next time

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what does hana's body smell like? would it be pungent? I think it would have a sort of natural smell, one that isn't disgusting but isn't the most pleasant either. that is of course the smell you would smell after she has been in battle. fresh out of the shower, I wonder what she would smell like then. I bet it's phenomenal, whatever the scent is.

>ywn smell hana song

why live?????

>>150836662
Have you ever seen an Australian before?

>>150836497
StreetSwine

I don't own this game yet but I really like this general. The general I come from....

>>150836847
i know that feel, friend

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>>150836730
DON'T DO IT REAPFIELD

THAT'S OUR PET GREMLIN HANA

>>150836847
stick your finger up your ass
smell it
there

>>150836847
Egg salad

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>>150836878
thanks, I worked hard on it! ^^~~~

>>150836479
I got a Zarya skin in my second box.

That was all I really wanted.

>>150836497
HighwayHam

>3 stack in lucio ball
>we equally share out the gold medals
>group bonus, occasionally consecutive game bonus
>sometimes we might win
>always get 2k+ experience each
>only takes 5 minutes

Whew

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>>150837005
> HighwayHam

>>150836564
Hide it under semen

>>150836497
Hook-it-Ham

>>150836645
She's world famous and she's more than likely not a virgin. Despite the fact that Hana Song is Korean, I would be willing to bet a large amount of money that she is indeed shaved bare and that she doesn't shave herself, either, someone else does like a beautician. So it's pretty fucking nice down there.

>>150836564
Inside a 450 armor mech

>>150836965
The overall attitude of lurkers here is way more pleasant than this other general I frequent. Breath of fresh air.

>>150836847
I think she'd smell like vinegar.

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>this general is worse than /lolg/ with it waifu shitposting.
Jesus.

Also.
Bet this bitch feels stupid now.

>>150836739
Oooo, you got a template?

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Jack, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day playing stupid ass video games. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the overwatch organization, and a veteran in the omnic crisis. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn video game people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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>>150836730

>>150837181
Why? Does she consume a lot of Salt & Vinegar potato chips or something?

>>150837198
Mei confirmed not fat. Tumblr whales on suicide watch XDXDXDXDXD

>>150837198
> free money from horny virgins through patreon or whatever
Yeah, I bet she feels stupid with all that extra cash for showing tits.
Also league waifus are shit.

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I did it /owg/! Now to make it to 65

>>150837197
REAPFIELD THATS ENOUGH I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU

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>>150837258

I want to eat D.va's smelly shits straight from her ass hole.

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>>150837198
Why did they switch costumes?

>>150836847
You never smelt a woman period have you?
All day long in a cat suit, sweating and running around in a hot machine, she's going to reek.

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>>150836926
>>150836834
YOU'RE GOING INTO ORBIT

YOU STUPID MUTT

>>150836847
There are lots of things I want to put in D.Va's cute little asshole.

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aaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAA

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gremlin

>>150837247
Can't remember the last time seeing this pasta

>>150837334
I feel like you're implying that's a bad thing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ziElV95ERY

I want to know if I fit in here

Is this somewhat funny to anyone here?

>>150837337
REAPERFIEEEEEEEEEEEEEELD

>>150837414
> Jojo parody
No.

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>>150836564
Freeze it

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Reminder that Mei is for abusing

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>>150837115
Keep coming across 70+ players who have perfect mouse tracking that looks like its on rails locking on to shit.

Not sure what to make of it desu.

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>>150837382

>>150837414
>weebshit

>get my shit kicked in a regular game
>blame team
>find excuses
>know on top of it all I could have played better too

>play lucio ball
>get shit kicked
>its too funny to give 2 fucks about

How can learn to treat QP more like lucioball familia?

>>150837414
Well made, but
>dubbed

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>>150836479
>did not get the epic skin i was aiming for
what the fuck..

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>Playing D.va
>Get quad kill twice
>Get over 33 eliminations with streak of 15
>Gold Elim
>Gold Damage
>Team still lost
I can't make this shit up.

>>150837541
Start talking lucioball seriously so QP is the new lucioball

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>>150837562
>There are people who actually buy lootboxes

I don't fucking care how rich you are or how much money you have, if you do this, you are a fucking retard

>>150837350
me too, we should start a gofundme to build a synthetic D.Va sexbot so that all of us nerds in /owg/ can live out our fantasies of lewd acts with the best thing Korea has ever produced

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>>150837562
>145 euros

W E W

>>150837562
what skins were you going for?

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>>150837562
you must work harder to acquire all of our ABSOLUTELY FREE ITEMS...
or give as shekels for more boxes

>>150837562
I got hana/widow skin and a few victory poses and audio
I spent 0€

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>>150837684
> synthetic sexbot
> not best booty
Why tho?

>>150837562
End your life

>>150837616
D.va is easy as hell. Your team even if they lose are trying alot harder than you
t. D.va main

>>150836459
Junkrat is tied with him. Both the Australians are absolute shitter bait.

>"Oh but I had gold damage on Junkrat! Never mind that I didn't actually kill anyone and gave their Zarya free energy all game."

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Tracer tummy attempt #I've lost count, probably 20 at least? ; ;, bets?

>>150837616
> Me Ooga
> Team Booga

>>150837684
>build a synthetic D.Va sexbot

Why don't we just get them to customise a bunch of Korean women?

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>>150837337
>>150837447
BOOOM

>>150837562
And that's why Blizzard is smart.

>>150837616
>play d.va
>keep shields on their highest dps
>our dps doesn't shoot their dps
kill me

>>150837954
Every single time.

>>150837951
More like the customers are retarded

>>150837846
>that face
top lmao

>>150837954
>playing d.va
>I tell our reaper that I'll matrix block the enemy turret and TB and he should shred them
>he doesn't
>swedish dwarf man rapes my mech and 1shots me

ooga booga

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>Winston with good team support is an absolute monster
>Winston with no team support is a wasted slot

Other than the support classes I can't think of a single character that also falls into this category.

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I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO PLAY MERCY AGAIN

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EXPLAIN THIS, TRACERFAGS

>>150838152
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Shitty pug Zenyattas are proof a character can't make a player.

Is D.Va an off tank like Zarya, or a primary like Reinhardt?

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autism is off the charts

>>150838152
inbred chav

>>150838152
> brit

>>150838201
Off

>>150838139
I can think of 6 that are wasted slots regardless of composition

>>150838139
Bastion

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>mfw almost killing someone as tracer and zenyatta's fucking healing orb comes on them
I swear it heals faster than i can put out damage

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>>150838214
>red.it

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>>150836479
I won $1,800 at the casino last night (including the amount I put towards getting to that point). So I decided to be a good little goy and buy ~200 boxes. Got everything unique to the olympic rng box except 1/3rd of the player icons. I'm not sitting on 16,560 blizzard shekels.

>>150838201

She's the second tanky-est tank behind Rein.

Then Zarya.
Then le tricky hook.
Then Wilson.

>>150838304
Fake

>>150838201
The real question should be: are there any real main tanks other than Reinhardt?
spoiler: no

>>150838152
Jumping through the space time continuum takes a serious toll on your spine.

>>150838285
somebody linked it in the last general

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is there anything more hilarious than the screams of people falling down cliffs?

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Give Mercy an E that helps her compete with Lucio and Zen while still being in-character.

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>>150837616
>33 eliminations

Is this easy mode?!

>>150838415
I like Mei's scream when I blow her up with the Tire as she is trying to ult.

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>>150838338
Come towards me, brethren.

>There are people that care too much about medals

Are medals even a good idea?

>ping any website
>fine
>ping battle.net or 37.244.0.3
>nothing but request timed out
why must i suffer

>>150838201
With how limited the heroes in overwatch are if we had another pure tank like reinhardt it would be boring, currently they all have different purposes on top of just taking damage.

Defense heroes are another story they have no role and are completely useless most the time being outclassed by tanks in defense

>>150838478
Just buy everything you can and show me your hero gallery stats

>>150838480
I don't care
I just want to get the 1000th gold medal for D.va though.

>>150838415
the sound of Mercy's spine breaking when you stamp her on a wall with Rein's charge. I swear to god, it makes me pop a boner and I'm not even into that freaky stuff.

>>150838478
I meant the picture

>>150838590
what happens when you get 1000 gold medals with D.Va? does she become real?

>>150838282
Shoot the head

>>150838480
they're the only way to objectively evaluate your performance relative to the rest of your team

1 gold medal per match is the absolute minimum anyone should have

>play roadhog
>throw a hook at genji
>actually HEAR the sound of his deflect start
>he gets hooked anyway

Alternatively
>play roadhog
>throw a hook at reaper
>it makes the connect sound and the reaper JUST starts sliding towards me
>wraith forms away

Are they ever going to change the tickrate? Do 60 tick servers cost more money or something? "High bandwidth" should be the default and they should add a command line to battlenet that lets you get matched with other people with bad internet on a 20 hz setup if you're one of the people who would supposedly be excluded by 60 hz

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I want to fill all of Mei's holes with my seed.

>>150838662
She's always real to me anon

>>150838513
Educate yourself in IT my man.

Or at least walk through the config site of your fucking router, and note that even $30-40 routers made for home use have an option to "discard ping from wan side".

A lot of servers connected directly to the internet discard pings for security reasons.

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>>150838582
I'm not spending ALL of my Blizzard shekels on junk I'll never use. I already have all the original skins that I want.

>>150838339

>Really, really fat. Like road hog levels of health but all armor.

>Logically hueg hitbox

>Erects stationary barriers

>Strong knockback ability

>Can grab and throw people

>Little to no offensive abilities whatsoever

CC tank. Use the big red Omnic and call it a day.

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STOP BULLYING MEI

>>150838415
The noises they make when Winston zaps them.

>>150837089
Man, as much as I like to imagine her that way, I strongly doubt it. Even Korean porn stars have muffs, as do kpop idols when photos leak or you can see stuff in creepshots. Hell, being a non-virgin would probably mean she's less likely to shave, because Korean (and most East Asian) dudes get weirded out by shaved girls for some reason.

She might trim, though. I hooked up with a Korean exchange student once, and she kept the edges sharp if that makes sense, but she told me that even that was somewhat uncommon there and seemed a bit embarrassed about it.

>>150838682
Competitive is 60 ticks. QP is irrelevant.

>>150838740
>now having 50 on at least one of your characters for the achi

Gooby pls.

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>>150836351

>>150838415
hearing Mei spam 'Hello' from within her ice block as your entire team circles around to give her the dick

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>>150838715
she's perfect

how do I make her real

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>>150838701
I want to marry and impregnate Mei so fucking badly

>>150838810
>Competitive is 60 ticks.
Is it really? I really didn't want to keep playing that mode since it's filled with butthurt retards and muting them all is counter productive. I wonder if I can put together a 6stack

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>tfw 3 summer skins in the last 5 boxes

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>>150836775
>>150836813
>>150836872
>>150837005
>>150837086
actually his name is Roadhog you can easily look it up

>>150838338
>>150838661


Source: http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20747905428?page=7#post-134

I like how he actually uses the word "entitled".

>>150838820
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>>150838796
> korean porn stars
> porn is illegal in korea

>tfw got Merica McCree twice
I don't need this shitty red white and blue reskin for McCree anyway for gods sakes

>>150838828
This shit is killing me. See it every time I start up the game or finish a game and it really makes me debate whether to play OW or do something else with tracer

>>150838819
Really don't care much for it. I'll get it when I get it. If blizzard keeps jewing us on these rng boxes though, I guess there won't be much point in saving up my shekels.

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>>150838883

how do we give Sombra a stealth gimmick that doesn't make her a shallow clone of the Spy?

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>>150838856
>how do I make her real

By thinking she's real of course

;_;

>>150838881
>tfw no summer skins in the last 20 boxes

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>>150838764
No, it's fun.

Also she gets turned on by it.

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>>150836497
Lanebacon

>>150838810
No, it isn't. Blizz came up with some bullshit excuse that 20% of their playerbase has such bad internet/pc that they can't handle 60 tick which is why they only allow it on custom games.

>>150839030

How do we change Winston so he's not a shallow clone of Dva?

>>150839030
you dont
"stealth" is retarded, there is no middle ground between broken as shit and fucking useless

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>>150838828
>olympic track athlete
>no sign of abs or muscle whatsoever

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>>150839007

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>>150838425
Well I couldn't take all the credit. And it was just QP

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>>150839107
help me

>>150839136
>implying that girls get turned on by humiliation
stop watching so much porn

>>150838682
No, Genji/Tracer mains will throw a shitfit if they did.

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>>150839030
I like how everyone keeps compairing all stealth characters in all FPS games to the spy. While stealth is one of his primary gameplay aspects, he also has a disguise and an instant-kill backstab...3 things which are rarely ever on the same hero/class in other FPS games.

A backstab mechanic would never work in Overwatch....because reasons. 20 ticks.

Also, I hope you're not one of those League of Lemmings that immediatly considers a stealth class/hero OP. Spy, for example, is one of the easiest classes to counter in TF2.

>>150839132
>paying for boxes

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>>150839176
VR will save us all.

>>150839195
>humiliation
>not fear

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>>150838889
Kaplan is a former forum troll, rager and diehard elitist. Being a dev just made him more politically correct, but deep inside he's as evil as we are.

>>150837698
literally only wanted nihon. the only decent genji skin

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>>150838214
the video is pretty fucking hilarious though

So how do I see the damage/etc of the other players on my team?

>>150839375
you can't

>>150839375
You don't need to

>>150839375
Ask nicely

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>"Play of the game"

Yeah ok, sure

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>playing lucioball
>up 3-0, surefire win
>one of our team members leaves
>kicks everyone out of the game because not enough players

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Which one do you think has the most sensitive nipples?

>>150839375
You can't but you can judge based on what medals you have.

>>150839332
he literally snaps onto the guy coming up the stairs behind the wall and shoots the wall not killing the guy

i can't even tell what character that is. reaper? no way he would've heard his steps and also approximated exactly where he was through the wall

>>150838820
golem get ye gone

>>150839331
I hate how carbon fiber has become so edgy/the norm specially due to Seagull using it that now the only good one left is Chrome.

>>150839375
Pay attention.

>>150839458
Mei!

>>150839438
That's the play of the game, you can clearly see it on the top right

>>150839458
Mercy or Hana

>TFW you are ewinning a KOTH match in comp until your teammate randomly leaves and we end up losing.

This is saddening.

>>150839458
I wonder if their nipples get hard when Mei hits them with the ice beam.

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>>150839332
>"Competitive" Overwatch
How long until the shit hits the fan and the scene bombs?

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i read somewhere that koreans lack the gene for body odor who else glad armpitfags would be btfo by this?

>>150839152
there is nothing wrong with Stealth mechanics

Can anybody give me any tips for improving my McCree that don't involve accuracy? My shooting is pretty good (47% avg.) but I can't seem to turn it into kills.

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>>150839793
nigga

>>150839839
if you can't turn your shooting into kills your accuracy is shit. deal with it

>>150839793
I want to lick that sweaty tummy~!

>>150839839
Chase them down like they owe you money

People don't understand that Blizzard won't *ever* ban the "pro players", even if there is evidence against them, because with 99% of the players being cheaters, they would kill the whole scene, and they don't want this.

>>150839725
> implying
The CS:GO scene had a shitload of cheaters and scandals in official tournaments, and is as healthy as ever.
However Blizzard is not Valve, and clearly gives two flying fucks if you're Clown9 or a chinese shitter, they'll ban your ass. They banned Starcraft players for less.

>>150839839
if your shooting was good enough you would be getting kills

>>150839458
hanzo

>>150839725
Considering TF2 still has a competitive scene, a long ass time.

>>150839839
You just need to get good at connecting follow-up shots. Once you hit them once they probably start going for cover which is when you need to hit 2 more shots.

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Mei > Zarya > Mercy > Widow > Pharah > Symmetra > D.va > Tracer

Is this the right order according to bust sizes?

>>150840017
fuck off kuroko poster

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>>150839872
>wahhh my horrible fetish is getting btfo so hard T_T

>>150839839
> My shooting is pretty good
> can't seem to turn it into kills.
You're either full of shit, or you have the attention span of a goldfish as to not hit more than 2 shots on the same target.
Also accuracy can be bloated by hitting the tanks, so I'm not buying this.

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The last hero you played is coming to your room tonight and performing a penetrative sexual act on you

How lucky or fucked are you?

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>>150836476

mako rutledge

>>150840151
well my last hero I played was D.Va so what does this mean?

>>150840151
>d.va

super lucky I guess

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>>150840151
>Lucio
>Penetrating anyone
Ahahaha, thats good one!

>>150839542
Oh yeah, I didn't see, I was in too much awe of the skill it takes to sit in the corner as Bastion for literally the entire round

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>>150840151
> Captain Amari

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I want to make her squirm.

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>>150840332
I want to make her squirm.

>>150839839
If people still die then it doesn't matter if you got the killing blow. Don't bother looking at the stats. Think about whether you get kills on the people you're actually trying to kill.

If you're only really trying to kill supports and you get them then your stats will look shitty but you'll still be fine.

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>>150836479

Opened 10 (free) boxes. Got tre kronor and striker skins. Wanted atleast one legendary rio skin so I'm pretty happy.

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>>150839928
>Blizzard
>giving a fuck
Yet Surelock, Taimou and internethulk are still not banned. Foolish young goy....

>>150840172
Can D.Va take the whole hog?

>>150840430
Her defense matrix does a good job of it.

>>150840417
>cutting it off before you get blown up

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>>150840151
>D.Va

I wouldn't mind being her buttslut desu

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>>150840430

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>>150840172

>>150838681
if I've got 3 or more medals though, the rest of my team must be doing fuck all.
I'm under no illusion that I'm any good and still I get heaps of silver and gold every comp game.

>>150840424
My guess is they need to catch them red-handed for damage control. They're not oblivious or retarded.

>>150840530
Stop posting this

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>>150840530
>she lights a cigarette after she's done fucking your ass silly
>you lie there with your throbbing butthole, the smoke hurts to breathe but you don't care, it's her smoke
>she tells you to rest up, she'll want some more in the morning before she starts streaming
>you smile and say "anything for my queen"

hows that

>>150838139
they just need to buff winston's damage and shield. make it have 1000 health, and make his tesla cannon deal 80/90 dps. his gun's only good if your enemy is either distracted or squishy, like tracer. even if he DOES get buffed, he shouldn't be able to take on tanks. he's designed to be a CC character I think, but he comes off as a ninja assassin monkey. by increasing his shield health and slightly buffing his dps, he'd be better at getting enemies off of the point

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>>150840151
>bastion

>>150836459

>he got hooked

>>150840654
pegging is shit

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>>150840151
>Mad as fuck Reinhardt

I'll probably die.
Pic related.

>>150840654
Hot

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>ywn see Mei's cute little belly jiggle as you fuck her

>>150840745
>implying it's not her 8 inch futa cock

>>150840151
>Soldier: 76
Old soldier dudes being into pounding little Asian ladyboys is such a horrible stereotype

>>150840654
I think i could do without the smoking part, but sounds pretty good otherwise.

>>150840017
bastion has a bigger bust than mei. winston also has a pretty big bust, but it's hard to tell through his armor.

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>>150840784
why is she so perfect ?

Can someone post the chart on how McCree's range has changed over time?

>>150840857
the smoking part was in reference to that image the other anon posted!

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I feel like I got lucky.
105 Summer Boxes, with the 5 coming from level up.
Almost 14k credits.

Might get some more boxes depending if I get extra work next weekend.

>Ana: buffs+debuffs+damage+single target healing

>Lucio: buffs+AoE healing+survivability

>Zen:buffs+debuffs+xboxhueg damage+single target healing

>Mercy:single target healing+single target buff

why is this allowed?

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>>150840151
>roadhog

oh no

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>>150840634
>Blizzard
>not oblivious or retarded
OH MAN! Is this your first Blizzard game or something?

>>150840654
Both pegging and smoking are absolutely disgusting

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>>150836479
1. Almost
2. I lost count, but at least 120.

>>150840654
>"anything for my queen"
I cringe and my asshole flares up even more

>>150840951
I think i'm going to start writing porn stories for money on patreon, what do you think?

>>150840809
futa is even worse than pegging

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Tracer is an annoying cancerous cunt that probably likes to take future Muslim cock up her ass like a Brit whore she is

>>150838673
Yeah, that break is exactly what I'm doing right now.

I dunno, I really do try to stay reasonably casual and enjoy the game, but it just gets so hard when I'm getting steamrolled and it's blatantly because my teammates don't want to put two braincells toward the game. I understand that this is a lot of people's first FPS and that their mechanics may not the best, but at this point and this rank, I just can't see how people are still unable to grasp the basics of team comp and teamwork.

It's also aggravated by the fact that I'm getting put on team after team where half the players don't speak English, and for whatever reason it's almost always those foreign players who are making the really bad choices. I wonder if maybe the rank distribution is different and a Korean 50 actually IS equivalent to an NA 30-40 or something, or if maybe it's just that I'm getting teams full of underage kids that are avoiding the shutdown law.

At least one thing I've had very little trouble with is banter. I've actually had the other team complement me pretty regularly when I've solo queued and on multiple occasions gotten comments that I was the only one on my team that gave them trouble.

So, is the whole EnvyUs cheating?

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I want to cuddle the buff woman!

>>150841029
>imgur filename

>>150836479

I was lucky to hit prestige right before the update, so I got like 15 summer boxes in the past few days. I got Zarya's weightlifter (wanted Champion but still happy I got Zarya's best skin) as well as McCree and Torb skins. The only thing I want now is that really cool Genji skin. I wouldn't mind Lucio's legendary either but I could go without it.

>>150840924
>Mercy: single target healing + mobility + damage buff + arguably the best ult in the game
FTFY

>>150840332
I want to make her cry

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who is the best overwaifu?

I vote D.Va

>>150841207
Objectively Mercy

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>Another day of unnerfed Genji

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>>150841207
pic related

>>150841127

The ult is only good if people are too dumb to go for the healer first.

>>150841127
>mobility that has limited range and relies on LoS to teammates, and is unhelpful in escaping trouble
>damage buff that isn't worth it and is worse than Zen's
>ult that takes too long to charge to be useful

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>>150841252
60 tick when?

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I want to make Hana's pretty face cry

>>150841280
> if
We can make an 'if' scenario for every single ult.
Just don't.

>Give 0 fucks about anything but the McCree skin
>Getting everything but
Just fucking kill me.

>>150841280
That goes for every single support except Sym (active while dead) and Ana (not a counter Ult), though. Lucio's not going to deny a push with a sound barrier if he's picked off first.

>>150841330
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2445240

tracer x D.Va otp

>The server closed due to an unexpected error.
>this was my hope to stop losestreak and actually start to go up again
>game was literally in the fucking overtime

Jeff "Adolf" Kaplan deserves to be hanged. This is just not acceptable.

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>>150839332
>that little twitch at the end when he's fighting the aimbot as it tries to snap back to reaper

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>>150841330
From happiness i hope.

>>150841252
how is genji even a threat just pick winston and zap him to death lmao you dont even have to aim

> another "DEFEAT" day
> premades everywhere
> play soloQ
> flank, push apply pressure
> got shit tons of medals about objectives
> premades only heal themselves
> Defeat!
> premades trashtalk

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I collected some of my favorite comments on a recent Kotaku article

1/4

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>>150840784
>saw this one adult video
>cute girl that just has some baby fat
>mei reminds me of her

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>>150841280
Forever relevant

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whats the most cancerous loadout possible?

>>150841037
None of that is something you can control, or change. What you need to learn if how to let go of not getting the best situation, and working with what you get as best as you can. Throwing up your hands and saying 'I can't work with these people' isn't helping you now, is it? So, change what YOU can, think how YOU can improve first. Be the cool dude willing to tank or heal even if you hate it, learn support roles and map tips, point them out and cheer on your team.

And don't look for gratitude for doing so, you're working to be better at being part of ANY team, identifying weaknesses, developing the thick skin to mentally brace for it, and work around your flaws to secure the win. ONLY use your mic to inform, NEVER use it to vent. Scream insults, fling poo, tell those teammates they suck eggs, but don't hold the mic button down while you do it. Because, when has telling people they should get cancer of the cock and choke on their dad's dick EVER won someone a match? It doesn't, it spreads the tilt unnecessarily.

>>150841330
>that comic
what would happen if EVERY character on the cast tried to act as edgy as Reaper?

>minus ONE entire rank when losing
>plus HALF a rank when winning

And this is why comp is a lost cause. Apply the League ELO system you fucking retards, at least people CAN climb there.

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>>150841307
>Expecting Blizzard to increase server performance using money out of their own pockets for a non subscription based game
Why do you think they decided to go the 20 tick route to begin with? I just can't believe that they ever considered that this would become the "next big esport".

>>150840083
Here's a screenshot from MOW. (It hasn't updated since my last couple of games with him, it says 46% but ingame is 47%.) You can see that my crits are pretty high too, so I'm hitting reasonably reliable headshots and not just bodyshot spamming tanks. I have a CS background so hitscan accuracy is something I'm reasonably decent at. (My Soldier and Tracer accuracy are also decent, but I'm much more effective with them overall.)

I think the problem is in my tactics or positioning. I tend to have situations where I get somebody low and keep hitting as fast as the gun will fire, but they still escape into the protection of their team or whatever. Maybe I'm focusing too much on midrange potshots and need to play closer and more aggressively?

>>150841514
>D.Va
>Default skin
>I'm #1 Voice Line

spam it

>>150841412
>Zenyatta throws a harmony on Genji and a discord on you
What now, genius.

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>>150841471
> casual wanting free ranks based on ???
This is text-book Dunning-Kruger

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>>150841471
2/4

>>150841514
> not putting on the summer weeb skin
put that shit on , increases cancer rating 250%

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what is the correct situation to pick each of the tanks in

is there ever a reason to play roadhog outside of QP

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I want to make D.Va cry.

She's so cute when she cries.

>>150841290
Would it be too much if they let you attach both of Mercy's beams simultaneously?

How do you fight Genji as McCree

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>>150841471

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>>150841560
fuck, I forgot the s/s

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>>150840784
> Mei will never rides you tenderly
> she will never hugs you as she cums
> you will never feel her soft skin against yours

:^(

>>150841669
Throw a flashbang and pray it hits.

>>150841514
>Carbon Fiber
>Doesn't matter
>Kneeling
>MADA MADA
>Pixel
>the shuriken one

>>150841546
They upgraded the tick rate of wow servers.

>>150841652
>>150841330
moar

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>>150841534
Final Fantasy

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>>150841652
stop!

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>>150841630

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>>150840151
DADDY
YES

>>150841630
>1408x1840

Are you on drugs?

>>150841824
How long does it take on average to get a golden gun anyway

>>150841603
kill zenyatta and/or jump out
it's that easy