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http://www.liquiddota.com/
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>BETTING
RIP, THANKS CSGO
Previous Thread: >>150771121
RTZ is the problem
>>150777762
Man, that's the look of a broken man
First for Binalnd :DD
>doubting
>rtz
>good
>the face of Secret fans everywhere
Puppey is the problem
>>150777762
pls don't bully secret anymore., They've had enough, it's just sad right now. They're already dead.
yes yes very well Puppey....HOWEVER
>3-9
>>150777762
nth for fly
Literally who approved Bo1 for top 16?
What the fuck is that a joke?
What would pic say if it was about secret?
>>150777482
it's looking good yes, i think they only need to win one game to secure it
>>150777762
How are they 0-8? It says there 3-8?
I am so confused
I fucking hate that stupid chink Merlini
yfw when Secret
and there were people that actually thought Kuroky was the problem
KEK
>B[A]sed bros shit on eg
>Secret BTFO
Hnnng
post that webm.
you know which one.
Why is only one game being shown right now? Has the second Liquid game not started?
>>150777893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs
If Secret was any other team, I'd say that the lower bracket run to finals begins now. But I don't think Arteezy can carry this.
>>150778025
they lost their last 8 games in a row
>When the flashback hits hard
What happend liquid DC first game? Who won? Was it a stomp?
>>150778002
honeypot
groups
win ti
a shitrekt fan
>>150777762
> Zai in EG
> PLD in Secret
> Alliance
Why are Swedish supports, the best support players in the world, always in the shittiest teams? PLD's Lion and Zai's Brood from TI5 was probably the top moments of the entire tournament.
>EE
Post the webm, you know which one
SWNL
based Merlini not voting at all
>>150777893
>me ooga
>team booga
>>150777898
I can fap to this, thanks.
>>150777975
Most lower bracket games end up 2-0
>>150777938
moo is such a faggot
>>150777975
>be shit
>get punished
whoa
PLEASE POST THE LODA AND MUMMY IMAGE
>>150778008
nice
fng
Puppey
zai
Arteezy
Aui_2000
you read here first.
mark my words, these are the TI7 winners.
>>150778093
kek
I fucking hate mirana so fucking much
what a joke of a hero
>>150778076
it's on main stream right now
>>150778047
>>B[A]sed bros
Yeah I bet you're a mudslim alright
>>150778002
>NEW ROSTER
>GROUP STAGES
>SAVE STRATS
>BTFO
>>150778093
hoyl shit my sides
>all those newbie fantasy points
thanks shitrekt
>>150778103
But PLD didn't play in Ti5
>>150778093
>it's Mario Party all over again
HEY GUYS
REMEMBER WHEN SECRET HAD A WINNING LINEUP
AND THEY THREW IT ALL AWAY BECAUSE THEIR WORST PLAYER WANTED TO PLAY WITH HIS BOYFRIEND?
>>150778002
But they're just came together
But they're adapting
But it's a HONEPOT
But they'll comeback!
>>150778025
they're not. they're 0-9. was 0-7 yesterday, and they just got 2-0'd.
>>150778047
>Based Escape outratting alliance
>Ding ding ding motherfucker
>ehome dominating
>Secret now 0-9 since day 1
TI6 is already amazing
>>150777938
>group of highly motivated underdogs does better than arrogant sloppy tier one team
Not uprising. Teams die all the time.
>the NA players on secret don't even live in Europe
They're not motivated to play as a team in the least. Go back to being the pubstars you so loved being.
Artour please don't drink too much over the weekend. I know you lost a lot but alcohol is not the answer. Don't go down that path
>>150778191
Replace Puppey with anyone else and this might work.
>>150778094
Close game, DC won.
>>150777762
>mfw playing support in secret is worse than playing support in pubs
>>150777762
leave pie alone you fucks
>>150778093
I miss the EU hub
>>150778093
>>150778156
that's pretty gross dude
>>150778191
>>150778162
For top 16?
Why even have this group stage shit, just random seed and go
>>150777938
>>150778151
moo is easily the most unlikeable player at TI
>>150778191
>fng
You must be joking.
>Arteezy
Yeah, you are joking.
sup lads
>>150778093
>backwards
(You) and 2/10 for the effort
>Watch TI
>Get hyped for dota
>start up a game
>Team picks 4 carry
>"Fuck noop ppick support"
>Pick Lion
>REtard why dont pick CM?
>Realize I just played in THE worst region in the world (SEA)
>abandon game immediately
never again
this fucking production lmao
>POOPY KICKED BASED W33 AND MISERY FOR LULBA AND RTZ
>POOPY KICKED BASED W33 AND MISERY FOR LULBA AND RTZ
>POOPY KICKED BASED W33 AND MISERY FOR LULBA AND RTZ
>POOPY KICKED BASED W33 AND MISERY FOR LULBA AND RTZ
>POOPY KICKED BASED W33 AND MISERY FOR LULBA AND RTZ
>POOPY KICKED BASED W33 AND MISERY FOR LULBA AND RTZ
>>150778093
h-hey guys hehe
EE is seriously considering sudoku right now
>>150777701
>>150777758
>Secret is NA not EU
People have been saying Secret is NA instead of EU for days, it's fucking hilarious.
Trying to pass the losses off on America in order to save face instead of accepting how fucking bad EU is.
>>150778269
>everyone else showing emotion and having fun
>ee just has this blank autistic face
EG vs Newbee
OG vs Liquid/MVP if MVP manage to get two 2-0's
Alliance vs EHOME
Wings vs DC
Gotta say it doesn't look good for western teams.
>>150777938
it's kinda funny they're doing so much better then the team they got kicked from.
>>150778409
SEA is basically USE, but atleast they try to win on SEA
>>150778263
What the fuck. Did Zai play Lion in Ti5?
>yfw MLG Columbus was 9 years ago
>>150778409
>Worst region in the world
>Not USE/USW
Stop shitposting
>>150778093
incredible
>>150778093
10/10, saved
>>150778434
god i imagine how bad he smells
You guys do realize that RTZ is most likely going to retire after losing TI6 right?
>>150778269
Is this the best iteration of secret ever?
>I hurt myself today
>>150778523
>>150778497
t. subhuman seaniggers
How do we save this man?
Why the fuck doesn't the main stream say the matchup like _2, 3, and 4?
Who the fuck is running this shit
>Warlock
Voi vittu jäbät
>>150778548
EHOME VS DC
who takes it? I wanna know what /vg/ thinks
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925144
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925144
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925144
anyone else staying home on a friday night.
>>150778269
Good times senpai.
>>150777898
>tfw you are the most aesthetic person in the room but nobody understands
Jokes aside, what's the real issue with Secret?
Their teamfight coordination seems awful (they just run from every team fight, getting ~3 heroes caught every time)
They also seem to get picked off all the time (it's not just EE)
Thoughts?
>>150778512
>play DotA
>end up with PTSD
Remember Dotards, the trench never ends no matter how far you make it.
>>150778330
EU hub was the most entertaining stream this game will ever produce. I am still trying to find the vod where Puppy nearly drives bruno insane with his rants at the end of the night.
>>150778093
>>150778442
gee EU is so bad :^)
>>150778548
nice
tell him to take EE with him
How's your day 3 going /d2g/?
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>Secret loses
>They are EU guys!!!
>Secret wins (lol)
>NA team guys :^)
What is wrong with Americans
nth for the Macedonian Pride, Saksa
Why is this thread so slow? Is there another thread for ti6 discussion?
Why the fuck are there so many warlocks? Fucking out of nowhere this patch
>>150778598
Because main stream is constantly jumping through games once one is over
the competition's getting tough
>>150778548
Could they get w33 and misery back you think
>>150778659
>what's the real issue with Secret
rtz has a shit attitude, puppey is washed up, and EE baffles nine times out of ten
>>150777482
>>150778008
nevermind actually they're tied with MVP right now (who will probably win against fnatic) so they're one game down
VG.R can potentially 2-0 Fnatic too which would mean a 2-way tie at 6 points
If Liquid wins this game against DC and then 2-0 or 1-1 secret, or if they lose to DC and 2-0 secret they're guarenteed top 4
but if they only win 1 game it could be a 3 way tie with MVP and VG.R, and VG.R is the only team they lost both games to
Then again if MVP wins against Fnatic and then wins even one game against Newbee they would cuck both liquid and VG.R out of top 4
>>150778691
WHY IS YOUR MONITOR STILL FUCKING FLOATING
>>150778629
FUCK i didn't put a tie option
>>150778691
im about to get taco bell i think and drink blue moon and play dota with a few buddies until i cant see straight
its gonna be a good night
very nice of EG to let alliance win, since they already got upper bracket
>>150778713
>DC top 2
>Secret bottom 2
POTTERY
>>150778548
tell him to kill EE before he leaves.
>>150778713
>implying TNC will not just pick Secret
There are people in this thread right N O W that think arteezy is the good guy on Secret.
Jesus christ how horrifying.
>>150778659
Puppey is a terrible drafter and in TI has been literally worthless, EE is the worst carry in Dota, Arteezy is team cancer, Bulba was a last second stopgap to field a TI roster and isn't really good enough to be on a pro team.
>win a major
>have a stable looking roster
>lose a honeypot LAN
>blame the loss on your 2 best players
>kick them
>get a known team ruiner as mid
>get a known "NAs best player that absolutely lost every game for EG at TI2" as offlane
>LOSE
HOW WAS PUPPAN SO FUCKING STUPID TO TRUST EE with roster swaps?
>>150778691
anon you should take better care of your poster i mean look at it
>>150778565
>there are people who dont know this jonny cash song
What is it this year d2g?
>>150778659
EE being EE
lulba
pld not really doing anything
lackluster drafts from puppey
rtz needs a performing team to be at his 100%
>>150778713
Puppey will leave shitreckt and go back to Navi and the slav golden age will be upon us once again.
>>150778683
>OG
>europeon
>>150778691
>axe
Will he ever get his smile back?
pretty good TI so far
>>150778683
>OG is EU
LOL
>There are people in this very thread that think anyone but EE and Bulba are the problem
>>150778548
>>150778691
Do you play generations
Also why are there fucking yu gi oh cards
>>150778659
garbage drafting and shitty execution.
>>150778757
Then update the title? It takes 15 seconds?
$20 million and can't even do that?
>>150778824
Hey d2g, I don't play this game, but I hae a question
How is this guy doing?
Kurtis was my roommate for 5 years and we played a shitton of starcraft 2, good memories
Now I heard that Kurtis is a Dota 2 Pro but I didn't really catch up that much except that he was world champions once
is he doing well?
>>150778002
editing now, will post in a few minutes
>>150778840
>>150778219
The salt is real.
Could this finally be the last straw that pushes him to suicide?
One of the Diabotical Sheever backers pulled out.
Anybody wanna split a couple of hours with Sheever? I can't afford this shit myself.
>>150778917
>>150778937
og has a jew in it.
are you willing to let a jew get into america?
only mason could carry this shit iteration of secret
>mfw Secret was actually aiming for the lower bracket for ez eins
>>150778986
is icethrice finally winning a TI?
d2g you told me False Promise was a bad Shallow Grave.
But all I have seen so far is FP making retarded sabes that Shallow Grave can only dream of
why do u lie to me d2g
>>150778691
>yugioh
>>150778670
aww shit i remember that, be nice to watch it again.
>>150778917
>>150778937
>amerikeks trying so hard because they know EG doesnt have a chance
lamo
>ti3 had weaver
>ti4 had skywrath
>ti5 had techies
TI6 is the year of NYX NYX NYX
>>150777975
Yeah, the "BO 0 because you're going home"-system we usually get is much better indeed.
>>150778105
>>150778917
>>150778937
Literally as much as EG is NA LMAO
>>150778902
Puppey is having the worst tournament out of all of Secret, so who gives a fuck? Just disband this piece of shit.
>>150778991
lingping....
Bulba is literally the problem
how many BO1s do the lower bracket teams have to clear to get to a BO3?
>>150779048
>Diabotical Sheever
um I can deal with sloppy seconds but not terrible thirds.
How much bro
>>150779153
Oops forgot pic, I was talking about AUI2000
This was back in Uni wbefore he went pro
>>150778991
Hey d2g, I don't play this game, but I hae a question
How is this guy doing?
Kurtis was my roommate for 5 years and we played a shitton of starcraft 2, good memories
Now I heard that Kurtis is a Dota 2 Pro but I didn't really catch up that much except that he was world champions once
is he doing well?
>>150778047
>>150779017
EG already qualified for upper bracket before they faced Alliance
it would be stupid to play seriously, indeed they would rather have alliance in UB than a random team they don't know about
>>150778838
So long as you aren't ruining my ranked games
>>150778905
had it since forever, it was folded in a box for years
>>150778951
What now
Because I enjoy yugioh? or used to anyways
>>150779112
What's wrong with yugioh?
>>150778991
Is this a Pasta?
Aui is currently a second coach for secret, after getting kicked by EG.
He has a lot of money though.
>>150779176
Only 1
First round LB is BO1 then everything else is BO3s
>>150779067
>not wanting fit jew to be part of your nation
israeli jews>diasporafags
>>150778105
>>150779130
Someone post the necrophos one
>>150779048
>Sheever backers pulled out
Why is this sentence so L E W D
>>150779204
he's a millionaire, but washed up currently
He used to be so happy...
>>150778910
>there are people who actually like johnny cash
>>150779270
>>150779251
how many teams would that eliminate? 2 per group?
i see a complete overhaul for secret's team post ti6. envy and arteezy are the worst carries and the team has no synergy at all. disband that shit.
>>150779067
Jews are our greatest ally
>>150779204
AUI has always lived with his parents like all chinks does, he's never moved out and had a roommate, stop bullshitting.
>>150778691
Clean your fucking desk, you animal.
>Be Slark
>Walk over wards in the enemy jungle like a retard
>Know I'm being seen so just run away instantly
Balanced xD -Icefraud
>Secret losing so hard
>instant disband after TI
>RTZ and EE back to twitch
>all is good
Thank you based gods
>>150779367
4 total yes. 8 teams UB, 8 teams lower. So 4 teams go home due to BO1s
Myboyfriendis watching TI and from what he's saying these teams have been to other TIs, is there not open registration? Can you only be invited to this?
>>150779243
Nigga what do you think i mean by generations you have a monster hunter poster in plain sight
I kind of want to fuck Aui's ass.
Anyone else?
>>150779324
>>150779248
no not a pasta, but is he bad?
I thought he was still noticed for his carry plays
I'd reckon he's at least better than the bottom 8 teams in this tuornament
>>150779387
he did in ubc
>>150779389
>fighting games on pc
hello mr autismo
hot new meme incoming
>>150779389
>meme keyboard
you are no better
>>150779304
>your dad will never teach you 250 ways to kill a mudslime
why live
>>150779389
But it's just going to get dirty again very quickly
>>150779389
nice leg space fag
>>150779389
>1 monitor
kys
>>150779469
Yeah, he's not bad.
EE has proven that anime will make you worse at dota
>>150779389
geez, i have the same mouse and the same microphone!
>>150779505
>that last slide
11/10 senpai
>>150779304
>you will never go weight lifting with fly and cr1t
maybe i should be the second fitjew in pro dota, cya in a year when i become pro
>>150779368
This Secret look like Universe-Secret. They move around well and have plays and shit but the team just falls flat constantly either due to draft or individual fuck ups that lead to domino fuck ups
This is absolutely the worst iteration of Secret
>>150779445
ee and rtz only became insanely shit after leaving twitch desu
streaming and memes were what made them good
>>150779027
>gave up a degree in engineering to play video games
>>150779449
secret and eg used the open registration to get in to this ti. they would have been invited if they locked their rosters.
>Mirana
>Nyx
>SB Slark
>all on the same team
Can someone explain to me why pros do this shitand why it sometimes works
>>150779483
AUIs carry is ass, he's a much better support these days.
>>150779464
Left is some random wizard, right is onimusha 2
come playoffs how likely will we see Aui instead of EE?
I'm thinking 80% right now unless they 2-0 liquid
>>150779389
>Only one screen
>>150779220
You're pretending their positioning in upper braced doesn't matter. And that EG weren't salty as fuck when Alliance had to pause for sound issues.
EG chocked like the American people chokes on Obamas BBC.
>>150779549
universe is that you
>>150778691
Fantastic. Eating some nachos, and in a while, I'm gonna have some chicken tendies along with some soda + Terma (An infusion made mainly with lemon, and other plants)
Havin' a bit of a headache, though, which sucks
>>150779505
bretty gud
>>150779483
He's one of the better players to play farming supports, however the meta favors roaming and starved supports way more. His position 1 (carry) is subpar though.
His hero pool is one of the reasons EG won TI5, he was a great techies and a naga player.
>>150779679
Strong heroes by themselves.
>>150778683
Middle East is not EU man. Though it's gonna be by 2040.
>It's a "Puppey is the one drafting" Episode
>>150779548
>>150779703
>falling for the 2 monitor meme
lel
>>150779502
>actually owning a console
You have to go back to /v/ now, kid.
If liquid loses against DC, and secret beats them 2-0, we'll get tiebreaks.
>>150779704
Game 1 was a choke, game 2 was a draft they wanted to see if it would work aka the support NP.
Seriously, who the fuck 2nd picks Brood? Although I guess it works wonders versus Drow.
>>150779851
>not being poor is a meme
what did (You) mean by this?
>>150779680
Considering how shit EG's support is, I'd like to see him try carrying on a team with actual good support
Even Fear looks like dogshit when PPD/Zai don't perform
>>150779851
>2 monitor meme
?
>>150779701
I think Aui is tilted beyond redemption after getting kicked twice off EG in favour of a guy that took a break from dota2 almost an entire year
>>150779857
>secret
>winning
>>150779857
>and secret beats them 2-0
>>150779680
>>150779731
I only know he played that stone golem in a tournament and carried REALLY hard
I don't know which tournament, but he felt so proud that he put it up on his personal facebook (usually he doenst post dota stuff, mostly food)
>>150779548
>>150779703
Post your desktop please.
>kuroky missing impale on slark
ouch
>>150779851
>falling for the 2 monitor meme
He says while switching off TI to shitpost
>>150779897
>Seriously, who the fuck 2nd picks Brood?
Most likely a mindfuck, the same way the chinks picked pudge.
>>150779857
>secret
>winning
pick one
>>150780018
>not being a mobilefunposter
I'm lmaoing @ (you)
Based puppey. He knew that EE and RTZ are the cancers of dota so he took it upon himself to cage them, giving rise to good dota outside of secret in this years TI.
Remember his sacrifice lads.
>>150780063
>>150779857
>and secret beats them 2-0
>kuro can't hit an impale
It will cost us the game.
>>150779996
Screenshot the post
>>150779851
>meme
oh no really kill yourself
Tobi+Merlini is a good duo
they're both autistic enough and in the exact way to play off each other without either of them seeming snide or smug
>>150779625
He's probably going to have enough saved from gaming to resume his education and live comfortably after once he's employed.
>>150779857
depends on how mvp and vg.r perform
>he fell for the 2 monitor meme
>no having a dedicated portrait monitor for /d2g/ and watching 2 fullscreen streams at once
>>150780004
I actually bought Roccat garbage you have the right to mock me
>>150778910
>there are people who don't know it was originally a Nine Inch Nails song
>Corea
>>150780134
Rare ice right here.
>>150780135
I'm honestly surprised secret hasn't disbanded mid-tournament
>>150779909
>owning a second monitor means I'm affluent
Are you really this poor man? I'm sorry then, I take it back. Good for you.
>>150780018
Lmao, it's called a TV. Only someone truly retarded would actually buy a second monitor just to watch fucking twitch or some shit.
>>150780238
>AXE
how old are you? 14?
>>150780134
post the kaci as qop with orchid one
>MVP finally win game 1 for once
>lose game 2
>mvp fucking up with huskar+oracle
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST STOP TRYING TO PLAY OTHER TEAM'S META DRAFTS REEEEEEEE
>secret kicks EE
>can't sell him to anyone
>have pissed off everyone else by sniping players from organizations
they're literally a dead org. there is no reason for secret to exist anymore. can't win with EE and can't get anyone to replace him.
Time to find another unproven player like matumba, w33, misery, etc etc
>>150780319
top lel it's not even AXE
>having Adrian "Team Destroyer" Tinks on your team
Liquid deserve the struggle.
BANE?
>>150779996
Yeah, he stopped playing carry for a long while, came back recently, then couldn't find a team to TI6 and just joined as a Coach for Secret. Unfortunately, they aren't doing very well.
Yes, he was a world champion in 2015, won a bit over one million dollars before taxes and company cuts, was extremely solid, but after that tournament, things just haven't been going well for him, unfortunately.
>>150780467
>Liquid.FEEDA-HyperX
>>150780425
>misery
>unproven player
>>150780238
>actually owning a gamer chair
turbovirgin detected
>Team Liquid
How the fuck is DC suddenly good?
>>150780534
It's a 50 bucks piece of shit you people are nitpicking
If you knew your shit you'd mock me for buying Roccat stuff
>>150780467
Dude he was playing under EE's leadership.
Literally everyone would get frustrated in those circumstances.
>>150780257
>taking the b8
>>150780529
his pro career is like 1 year long
my point is that EE cannot be marketed/sold/traded as a top tier player anymore. He is a t2 player, no matter how you look at it.
And his mechanical farming skill simply doesn't matter, the game isn't about that anymore. RTZ is playing really well. feel bad for him.
>>150780545
they're doping on that adderall
SECRET
FIRST LOSES TO KICKED PLAYERS W33 AND MISERY
NEXT UP THEY WILL LOSE TO KICKED PLAYER KUROKY
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>150780545
They learned to play as a team
The opposite of what happened to Secret since Shanghai basically
>>150780636
>misery
>his pro career is 1 year long
anon...
>>150780636
Misery has been playing pro dota since fucking 2008
if anything he was washed-up before joining secret, not unproven
>>150780545
W33 and Misery
I don't know how to react if Sunsfan wins TI.
>>150780327
>>150780636
>1 year long
>was at ti1-6
Good job, anon.
>yfw literally the only thing EE can do is hit creeps
>>150780601
>50 dollar office chair
I bought a used steelcase criterion for $50. bad buy friend.
>>150780545
DC has been good, Moo is actually a really heads-up player and W33 and Misery both have huge amounts of mechanical skill. Reso's insane morphling play is carrying them this tourney though desu.
>>150780216
>implying he hasn't spent it all on animu buyfag shit and has nothing to fall back on
If he was smart he would have finished his education and live the weeb dream with his waifu and have a steady stream of income like melon-kun
d2g moving so fast no one will notice i fap to futa lanaya
>>150780004yes i was the kid that collected swords like some faggot
>>150780636
>his pro career is like 1 year long
>fucking
>misery
>pro career
>1 year long
HOLY
FUCK
HAVE AN (YOU)
YOU DESERVE IT
>>150780726
i just noticed you can see loda and his monkey in this pic. i hate it now
>tobi forgets mirana has an aghs upgrade
>>150780636
>misery's pro career is like 1 year long
>/d2g/ punditry
>secret is officially the last at group b
MY SIDES
D I G I T A L C U C K S
>D I G I T A L C U C K S
D I G I T A L C U C K S
>D I G I T A L C U C K S
D I G I T A L C U C K S
>D I G I T A L C U C K S
D I G I T A L C U C K S
>D I G I T A L C U C K S
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>>150780758
>>150780708
then he was so irrelevant that he didn't matter WHATSOEVER until a year ago. same as being unproven
i'm thinking of miracle anyway not misery.
>FATA juggernaut never use spin and feeds
AYYYY LMAO
>>150780767
kill yourself my man
>>150780879
I like laughing at secret but they can take at least one game from liquid
come on man
>>150780816
I like your blades anon
Why aren't you upvoting the most radical courier?
>>150780767
>revealing peoples name and adress to mock and whatever
>>>/b/
kys my mane
>>150780909
>i'm thinking of miracle anyway not misery.
good fucking lord get out of here and get your mental issues sorted out you L I T E R A L retard
>>150780909
this must be bait
lp everyone
>>150781018
someone got doxxed :)
Who /neste/ here?
Liquid will win TI6
Is moo the saviour of na doto?
>>150780909
>>150781043
>playing dota during ti
holy fuck
everyone laugh at this retard
SUPERIOR
NA
BULLS
>>150780545
moo stopped choking
>>150781025
been up for 2 days straight and just had sex so hard i almost had a stroke give me a break
LIQUID ARE GETTING BODIED SO FUCKIN HARD BY DC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>150779469
I want to rub Aui's cute belly
>>150781162
there isn't a single NA player on DC is there
>>150781183
kids nowadays call masturbating sex?
>>150781043
>playing dota
>tfw you realize EE and Bulba were Artour's Dota heroes
>tfw this experience will ruin him completely and forever
>>150781125
Is this fucking Win 2000
Why are you collecting banana peels
Can Secret still make it to the upper bracket?
>>150781004
Holy shit dude, this is the dota general. You need to talk about the competitive teams and not the actual game :^)
What did they mean by this?
>>150778156
That is a smug QoP
>>150781317
those are pretty cool chairs
>>150781294
>>150781317
lmao
>>150780767
anyone who even knows what this is about should just straight up kill themselves
>>150781294
so when she describes herself as "a solid 8.5" is she talking about the richter scale?
>>150781004
Why the fuck is a crocodile surfing
How does that make any sense
>liquid CRUMBLING
>Kuroky cannot play nyx
>picking nyx just to blockpick it
>unable to play without batrider on your team
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>DC v ehomo
>newb v mvp
>even liquid v memecret
which do I focus on
>>150781285
7 with classic skin. Can't stand modern desktops.
I ate couple bananas while watching Dota.
>>150781389
thiccer
>>150781307
haha no
they are fucked
LIQUIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!
>>150781473
nigga you gonna get constipated
>>150781317
that doesnt even look like arteezy
BEHEAD ALL; THOSE WHO DONT MAX UPHEAVAL
>>150781140
>not doing a throat slash as well at the end
wasted opportunity
>>150781383
if they sold them with a limited dota hat like they did for my plantronics dota 2 headset then I could sell it for more steamcash than the chair was bought for
>>150781389
T
H
I
C
C
>>150781468
liquid vs secret to support our guys
DC vs ehome for the plays probably
>>150781307
yes if DC 2-0's liquid, which seems likely at this point
Do we have to stop using "Digital Cucks"?
>>150781523
its cause of his forehead
he is devolving
>>150781635
i wanna explode inside Megumin
>>150781635
i want to explode inside megumin
>>150781537
j33had
>>150781630
>3 points
they're fucked lad
>fata dies to an arrow as juggernaut
literally how you guys
>>150781519
>Constipation from bananas
What?
>>150781740
WIDER
>>150781125
>eurobeat
nice
>>150781740
blitzen coming through
>>150781769
>>150781771
d'elte djis
Question, why the FUCK do the Immortal Gardens on the stream not have the same shitty "disappearing" that mine has? What settings do I have to tweak to keep the pillars?
I don't care about "seeing less", it's a top-down game, I can see just fine, why did they make such a nice map if they're just gonna remove it from your screen when you look at it anyway?
Guys, serious question, should I get tacos or pizza?
>people unironicly think puppy isnt saving strats
top lel
Use your brain retards
>digital cucks could only beat coL and other tier 5 NA teams
>digital cucks ended up literally last at every tournament
>now they are top of their group even beating Secret and Liquid - a major winners
Everyone is saving strats, stfu kids
>>150781769
>>150781771
>>150778915
Artstyle Chen >>>>>>>>>>> Poopan Chen
poopan chen did nothing on their last game vs newbee
>>150781876
But it does
>150781878
>elves
>>150781635
>>150781769
go back to helping assad
>>150781771
>>150781769
>>150781393
Hey you used a screen cap I made. Danke. :3
Give me one reason why you aren't building Echo+Deso on nyx.
Reminder that Secret are watching this game right now
What do you is going through their heads at this very moment
every time this dude says fata it sounds like farter
>>150781878
depends
what kind of tacos with what kind of meat, if it's just tacobell or some shit just get pizza desu
You cannot stop me mortal
>>150782025
>I hope they don't ban Huskar
>>150782015
Because your bonus attack damage only works for one attack. And if you're thinking about getting two vendettas off because you're level 16, you don't need an Echo for that, you've got a stun don't you?
>>150782003
Just like my Mongolian cave drawings
liquid no
series 14:
DC 1:1 EHOME
Fnatic 0:2 VG.r
Newbee 1:1 MVP.p
Liquid 1:1 Secret
Oh hey liquid have a lycan
why is nobody talking about how broken mirana is
DC ARE DOING IT
LIQUID ARE THROWING IT!?!
>>150781885
>>150782003
how big is it?
Guys let's talk about mirana
Wtf is Liquid doing?
>>150782180
>secret
>winning
cmon u dont rly balieve this
>>150781307
Possible, but unlikely.
For secret to have a chance:
1) secret needs to 2-0 liquid
2) Newbee need to 2-0 MVP
3) VG.R need to tie or lose to Fanatic
and then secret has a chance through tie brakers (as secret, mvp, liquid [and VG.R if they tie fanatc] will have 5 points for 4th place)
>>150781959
np!
>>150782217
what are you talking about check >>150782258
Has set 4 started yet?
>>150782301
this is one of the worst jokes I have ever heard on the internet in my entire life
Dota should remove invisible heroes and heroes that can heal. It's not a very good mechanic and just adds an unnecessary burden of knowledge.
>>150782301
thiccccccc
would fug
>>150782279
only if liquid loses this one
>>150782279
that's actually not that bad, newbee is pretty much guaranteed to 2-0 MVP and it's quite likely that condition 3 is met
so it's all up to secret not playing like shit
>>150782353
yes
VG.R vs fnatic starting on 4
>>150782098
Yes, but the reasoning behind it is the same reasoning behind getting one on Slark, rather than more a-speed.
When you attack out of vendetta, the slow almost guarantees that you land your impale. Even if they spy you charging at them with a sentry, they'll need some sort of intervention to actually stop you from slowing and impaling them.
Let's be serious for a moment.
There IS NO WAY that Secret only strat for TI was Huskar + IoRight?
>>150782245
>>150782217
>>150782258
if Mirana is so broken then why does Secret have a 0 percent winrate with her?
checkmate doturds
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925393
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925393
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925393
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925393
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925393
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925393
cheeky resolution
>>150782245
big enough to satisfy a white woman
>>150782469
if you don't like aneedroids casting you're retarded
>>150782434
Also, raw hp and mana regen never hurts on nyx. Echo is practically the new drums.
>>150782003
>he will never give you PTSD (Pretty Thick and Strong Dick)
Why even live?
How can white boys even compete?
Is this the only man hung enough to successfully impregnate She "Horse Pussy" ever?
>>150781043
update
If MVP doesn't get out of groups I'm quitting d2g
So is vg.r, DC, Secret, or EG our boys?
>kuro stumbling upon DC on top of the only sentry on the entire map
>>150782491
YO WHO DAT
>>150782469
>Are you comfortable with a Transgender person in your bathroom?
Well, /d2g/ ?
BASED LIQUID ACCEPTING THE THROW ORDER SO SECRET CAN GO TO UB
>>150782592
REMINDER
ONLY MVP AND WINGS ARE OUR BOYS.
SECRET AND EG ARE DEFINITELY NOT OUR BOYS.
EVERYONE ELSE IS UP IN THE AIR.
>>150782279
>>150782396
>>150782401
Ah yes, liquid has to lose the current game to DC (+ requirements 1-3) for secret to have a chance.
>>150782180
>liquid 1-1 secret
this isnt happening and you know it
>>150782619
Blitz' bitch.
>>150782583
all of them are getting out of groups tho????
are you a retard?
Puppey is such a hack. Why does he keep trying to pick in the meta? RTZ and EE can't play in the meta because they suck. Pick their signature heroes and be done with it.
>>150782678
why would i let a tranny into my home in the first place?
>>150782025
RTZ
>if Puppey fucks us in the draft again I'll have Erdogan bomb his country
Puppey
>if RTZ tilts again I'll have my friends in the Russian mafia make him disappear
Bulba
>join eu team
>throw
>eu dota is now shit
>just according to keikaku
pieliedie
>god please kill my team
EE
>I CAN COUNT TO POTATO
What happened to Luminous?
He ded? He traitor?
>>150782469
>Mannee posters
>implying posterS
>>150782694
OG is our team because they have our boy moonmemeander
>>150779449
thanks doc
>>150782003
>Deleted
Blitz confirmed too lewd for /d2g/
>4 eu teams in the winners bracket
>1 na
UUUHH AMERITARDS???
>>150782491
she is a gamer girl though, they are crazy
>>150782827
oh my fuck you just made me realize
>>150782878
DC is NA, no matter how you slice it.
reminder getting kicked from secret is the best thing to ever happen to wee
>>150782707
you better hope it does. it's the only way mvp get a chance at upper bracket.
>>150782878
desu there's ona NA team in the entire tournament
>>150782937
>>150782937
>4 out 5 na teams
>scrimmed only eu and chink teams prior to ti
yeah ok mate whatever you say my americuck friend.
>>150781779
>chuan
>nicest guy of all time
>this fuckery the production forced them to do
lol man
>>150782937
neither secret nor DC are NA
EG is the only NA team
>>150782878
DC and OG are NA
>>150783028
Secret has 3/5 NA players, are they NA?
is this anee driod the new sheever?
how long before she retires being a caster and transitions into panel
>>150782572
>Is this the only man hung enough to successfully impregnate She "Horse Pussy" ever?
Based
>>150782878
ehome tnc and lgd are na
EVERYONE IS NA!
>>150783028
>>4 out 5 na teams
I mean na players, and their worst player by far is their NA player
Remember me
the secret is out you guys
>>150783134
she actually manages to be worse than sheever, considering how she is also an obnoxious SJW
>>150783180
I remember hearing him while playing Planetside. It was weird.
>>150783180
what happened to him
missed his zombie apocalypse casts down in hobart
>pick warlock
What were they thinking? Someone please explain me
Someone should let Valve know they made a mistake! DC accidentally played in the NA qualifier despite not being NA!
What a mistake. How did someone not catch this?
>>150783092
pretty much yes
>Literally no EU teams at TI except Secret
UMM... YUROPOORS?
Is Resolution, dare I say it, elite?
>>150782025
Woa
If Newbee and MVP draw secret is out if liquid wins one game secret is also out
this system is so absolutely retarded
even tho they lost all series but 2 they can still make it
>>150783092
>Came in through euro qualifers
I'd say they're NA
LIVE SHOT FROM HELSINKI BINNLAND
>>150783092
rtz is from uzbekistan, bulba is from india. muh current residence is irrelevant, otherwise they might as well be team turkroach.
>>150783312
>literally every team at TI6 is NA
HOW WILL EUROS RECOVER???
>>150783180
>watching some old doto game for nostalgia
>suddenly triumph casting
>double nostalgia hit
>>150783302
If Secret is NA, why did they play in the EU qualifier
fata is so fucking trash
>secret is na because they're losing
>dc is eu because they're winning
eurocuck logic lmfao
w33 is a god
W33 PLEASE
some nice weather desu
W33HA YOU FUCKING ANIMAL
HOLY SHIT
lol w33 on the ward spot.
that was pretty funny.
is w33 on adderall or something??? how is he playing like this, his reflexes and decisions are crisp AS FUCK
based weather man
hOLY FUCK LIQUID ARE BAD
>>150783494
Arteezy is better
>>150783489
>Secret is EU because they're losing
>DC is NA because they're winning
Amerikek logic lmfao
Slarkar, the Slithereen Crawler
Dire Strength
41 base damage
6 base armor
26+3.1 strength
21+2.1 agility
13+1.7 intelligence
Q-Dark Sprint-50/40/30/20 mana
After a short delay, Slarkar applies a strong dispel to himself, dealing 75/150/225/300 magic damage in a small area around him and taking half as much, and gets a 20%/30%/40%/40% movespeed bonus and is phased. The movespeed bonus allows Slarkar to go over the movespeed cap.
W-Crushing Pounce-100 mana
Slarkar jumps directly forward, stunning everything in a 400 radius at his landing position for 1.5/2/2.5/3 seconds, and dealing 100/200/300/400 physical damage. After the stun in over, units are slowed by 20% and leashed to the center of the stun radius for 3.5 seconds.
E-Bashing Shift
Gives Slarkar a 10%/15%/20%/25% change to bash for 50/100/150/200 bonus damage, stun for 1 second, and steal 3 of each attribute from a bashed Hero and convert them into bonus Strength for 30/60/90/120 seconds. Stacks are not lost or returned on death.
R-Amplifying Dance-200 mana
Passively increased life regeneration and movespeed when not visible by 3%/5%/7% and 30%/40%/50%, respectively.
Actively, Slarkar becomes completely invisible and immune to detection to a target unit. Target unit's Armor is reduced by 15/30/45 and is revealed to Slarkar and his team. 1 minute CD and duration, if refreshed and cast on a different unit, the first cast is completely nullified.
>>150783390
Bulba is an American citizen. RTZ and EE are Canadian citizens.
>>150783540
hes a pretty good player
>>150783461
>hhahaha i'll just conveniently forget that mousesports player in the NA quals and no one considered them to be an NA team hahah no one will notice right?
or are you literally this new?
>based w33
>>150783312
>Secret
>not NA
Bullshit, there are no EU teams in the world.
who shpuld i play so i can beat everyone up and everyone will like me and i will win because i am gold and make friends becasue i beat up the other guys
>>150783603
lol
What is he saying?
>>150783592
>team represents a region
>not that region's team
???
back to school with you ahmed
GOD BLESS NORTH AMERICAN DOTA
what is puppey thinking while watching the dc match?
What are we watching now
NICE WEATHER EH?
>NICE WEATHER EH?
NICE WEATHER EH?
>NICE WEATHER EH?
NICE WEATHER EH?
>NICE WEATHER EH?
NICE WEATHER EH?
>NICE WEATHER EH?
NICE WEATHER EH?
>NICE WEATHER EH?
NICE WEATHER EH?
>NICE WEATHER EH?
NICE WEATHER EH?
>NICE WEATHER EH?
NICE WEATHER EH?
>NICE WEATHER EH?
NICE WEATHER EH?
>NICE WEATHER EH?
NICE WEATHER EH?
>NICE WEATHER EH?
what the fuck happened to liquid
>w33ha is better than RTZ
>Misery is better than Bulba
so... why did they kick them?
FOUR WAY TIE FOR FOURTH PLACE SOON
ummm
yuros?
>>150783592
the EU vs NA shitposting rivarly was founded on Secret vs EG
you can disavow Secret all you want, EG will always be THE representative of NA anyway
DC 2-0 Liquid
>DC 2-0 Liquid
DC 2-0 Liquid
>DC 2-0 Liquid
DC 2-0 Liquid
>DC 2-0 Liquid
DC 2-0 Liquid
>DC 2-0 Liquid
DC 2-0 Liquid
>DC 2-0 Liquid
>>150783494
That's because he's NA.
>pick bad beastmaster, aka, lycan
>lose
waow
>>150783540
probably he is in US you can get every drug there legal.
>DC vs icethrice and friends next
>>150782036
It's real tacosI'm mexican
>>150783669
"... And that's when I dropped my Eul's"
>>150783669
>I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT MAN, IF ONLY WE GOT A DIRECT INVITE OVER NA'SHIT WE WOULD BE TOP 3 AT TI6 REEEEEEEEEE
>>150783732
toxic
Reminder EG throwing 2 wins to Alliance let them start in the upper bracket.
This means that instead of losing in the first round of lower bracket they will instead lose in the 2nd round of lower bracket.
13th-16th place gets around 100k.
9th-12th place gets around 300k.
>>150783721
Liquid vs Secret
>>150783669
Nahaz was a mistake
>MVP keeps going 1-1 because half their games they do absolutely retarded shit
Yeah just fuck right off with this. I want Dota not a fucking memedraft every other game. What did this team even do to earn an invite?
>>150783282
>one NA player
literally every good EU team has at least one NA player
>Sir Action Meme
Literally why
>>150783629
not him but i don't consider secret NA simply because it's basically puppey +4 the team (with PLD doing decently)
why would americans want to claim secret is another question entirely
>>150783781
ehome vs. dc?
who would have guessed these teams would be at the top of their group stages geez
>w33 and misery gonna take home so much more money than secret
They should seriously disqualify Alliance
>>150783673
>Almost the entire team hails from the superior European continent that culturally enriched them so they'd play Dota at their best
>Just happen to get hired by an American team
>"USA USA USA"
Go get yourself killed in a school shooting, burger.
>>150783714
"Fuck"
>>150783746
EVERYONE IS NA HERE STFU
MONKEY SPOTTED
TAKE HER DOWN BEFORE SHE GETS A CHILD
>>150783849
He's an official standin for team Digital Cumsluts
ETERNAL REMINDER
jesus fuck kelly hit the gym
>>150783282
they all live in Arizona, so yes they are an NA team. luckily Valve doesn't listen to autistic /int/ retards on d2g.
>>150783949
THICCCCCC
who's the hot qt in the background?
>>150783642
If you want to beat everyone off, play oracle
>>150783910
>can't respond to the argument
>hurr durr meme responses
keep going, this is good stuff
I WANT A CUTE SWEDISH BF :3
Alliance is so fucking gay
>>150783714
"I wish my team was NA as DC"
SHE KEEPS MOVING AROUND TO STAY IN THE FRAME
STOPPPPPPPP
>>150784013
DELET THIS
>Game ends
>mind registers the sound I am hearing comes from SirReddit
>automatically mute
wew almost had to hear him say a full sentence or something
Better than Brazil opening ceremony desu
No more meems.
>>150783849
WHY ARE YOU IN D2G IF YOU HATE MEMES
MEMES XDDD
>>150784013
Kind of looks like tobi
>tfw you arenin team secret
>>150784035
He's single...
Group B is gonna get messy. We will be here all night
>>150784026
>Can't even infer my response to his argument from what I said
American education and reading comprehension, everyone.
>loda is the manager's bff
This explains a lots of things.
MAYMAYS
are Kelly and Loda even married?
>slacks will never get shot by some random nigger on crack
actual proof there is no god
>>150784013
holy shit loda not using any of this TI winnings to get that bitch some braces lol
>>150784170
>SirActuallyReddit and then shitty girl casters
>>150783714
>YES! Now I just need Newbee to stomp MVP and VGR to tie with Fnatic and we will be in upper bracket!
>>150784168
no, that's so last century
time for slav stream
>>150784168
No. And the girl isn't his either. She doesn't even call him daddy, she calls him Loda.
WHY ARE VALVE HOLDING WINTER HOSTAGE WITH THIS FUCKING BITCH
GIVE ME LD + WINTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150784263
having a wife's son is in right now
>>150784247
>nd then shitty girl casters
at least its not sheever thank god, i can tolerate her voice
when?
any good interviews this international so far? mainly ones that focus on players' personal lives rather than dota 2 so i can live vicariously through them
>>150784339
>wanting ld
hello david
>>150784139
>still hasn't responded
euros are so easy to outbait and outplay in literally every aspect of life it makes me smile
>>150783732
>>150783732
they fell for the rtz meme again
bulba well.. there wasn't anyone left really..
i like annees voice
LISTEN KEKS
IF FNATIC, NEWBEE, AND SECRET WIN 2-0 THEN THERES A TIEBREAKER FOR 4th as 4 people will have 5-9
SECRET CAN STILL BE IN UPPER BRACKET
CHEER FOR ANIME EVERYONE
>>150784361
actually step children were very common back in the day
>>150784339
She's improved over day 1 where she talked at on-cocaine speeds.
I think she has a sexy voice, all she really does is ask Winter analyst questions and do play-by-plays now.
>>150784446
I mean, look, Im a Secret fan and a lot of us are frustrated, and cranky. Like... holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate with dinner and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate with pizza out of her hand. She starterd yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. Im so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didnt mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results from tonight and yesterday. I feel like Im going to explode. Why the fuck is Secret losing? It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought we were doing well in the groupstage day 1? This is so fucked
>>150784446
>SECRET WIN 2-0
PFAHahahahhahaha
>>150783028
>a team that's played almost exclusively in NA qualifers
>a team that lives in phoenix
>a team that is owned by pic related
>not American
ok
>>150784137
holy shit i forgot about this cosplay
my fucking sides
This solid 8.5 is so fucking bad at casting.
>>150784245
at least Kelly stays in shape, most women just balloon up after they get preggo
>>150784339
I KNOW RIGHT? FUCKING LD IS STUCK WITH MAUTISM SAYING STUPID SHIT AND DISAGREEING RANDOMLY WITHIN CONVERSATIONS ON STUPID SHIT.
LD SHOULD BE WITH WINTER FOR THE PERFECT CAST. AND MAUT SHOULD GO BE WITH THAT FAT CUNT WHO THINKS TALKING FAST MAKES YOU A GOOD CASTER
>>150784013
she was trying so hard to be at the same angle where the camera was looking, shes such a sad human being
>secret still have a chance to go to tiebrakers for upper bracket
wtf
if secret beats Liquid they are upper bracket ?
>>150784326
because the girl doesn't live with them m8
>Yfw people watch Group A
kek
>unmute stream
>Maneeter casting
>>150784446
>SECRET WIN 2-0
>>150784415
they'll probably do some meme match before the finals where he will get announced
>>150784442
what aboutbone7
MVP vs newbee has began
>>150784446
Liquid are playing bretty shit, but I don't think Secret can beat them.
GUYS GUYS, CAN WE EASE UP A BIT, THIS IS A TOUGH TIME FOR EVERYONE
>>150784446
I'm a DKP and I already give up on Secret
lets just hope they can make it out of the ro16
>>150784415
>>150784627
If they do 10v10 again, for sure they have some Dark Rift 10 man move.
5v5 All Star, Pit Lord wouldn't have the same fun impact Techies did. Just rig ARDM for Pit Lord to appear
Would you fuck the qt Chinese translator in the back?If yes I'll show you her face.
>w33 went from "guy who cheated in literal who game" to "guy who's gonna top 3 at ti6"
REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>150784446
>if secret win
>>150784684
This can't be fucking real. Is Reddit this much of a joke?
>>150784726
yes now show faceit's kelly isn't it
>Fat with high esteem
>Works with voice work as a caster
>Pretty good voice except for tempo
I'm starting to think Anne makes files for GoneWildAudio.
>>150784446
>SECRET WIN 2-0
>>150784726
show face slut
>>150784339
>liking LD
>liking winter
>liking the two of them together
>>150784415
all stars match
all the pros pick radiant heroes
20 mins in the center of the map turns red
hellfire rains
underlord shows up with all dire heroes lvl 25 6 slotted
they rape both teams
>>150784602
wtf i love wagamama now
>>150784684
reddit cucks btfo
>>150784775
It's worse.
Can someone explain why everyone keeps telling RTZ is the problem in secret? It's evident that puppan and EE have lost it
>>150784726
its that girl with the ugly teeth isnt it
>>150784602
lmao I remember this. reddit got so fucking mad after.
if Shitrekt wins there will be maybe tiebreakers. mvp has to lose and vgr can't win.
will liquid even 2-0 secret
>>150784684
>there's also a post that's directly calling ee a retard [...] are mods so braindead
hmm that seems a bit offensive of him, insulting mods like that
Reminder that there are people UNIRONICALLY watching TI6 instead of the Olympic Opening Ceremony
>>150784602
>messing with cats
>>150784446
SECRET FANS ARE THIS DELUSIONAL
3
C
R
3
K
T
>>150784446
>>150784491
It's fucking hard to be a Team Secret fan these days. I've supported them since the EE iteration but this is one of their worst performances in their whole run. EE is playing so fucking bad that I have to ask myself if this was the same EE 5 months ago, RTZ is playing relatively well compared to his team but he's clearly tilted, Puppey's weakness is really being emphasized and he's doing worst than EE, PLD and Bulba are relatively stable.
I'm betting on a full disband after TI6 if they don't make it to top 5. I mean, I would like them to win but I can't see them placing Top 5 with their playstyle. It's so lacklustre because there's just no synergy and they can't fully close out games when they should've.
>watching a couple dozen monkeys dancing
Im fine with kelly thanks
>>150784684
but isnt reddit supposed to be a self censoring paradise echochamber since everything is controlled by upboats?
>>150784684
>people STILL want esports to be a "serious sport"
fuck off, we don't need pauses every five minutes for a coca cola advertisement.
>>150784914
dota
>no niggers
olympics
>full of niggers
choice is easy
which stream is secret again?
CHOTTO MATTE
SECRET IS 3-9 DESU GA?
>>150784914
But the show is already over
>>150784602
>waga being based
I like that.
>>150785042
who says its not?
>>150785090
>SECRET IS 3-9 DESU GA?
EE
>>150778925
>pieliedie
>gank
what did they mean by this?
>>150784914
>watching some occult shit in zikaland instead of watching dota in USA
vg.r losing to fnatic
>>150785065
>watching secret
>>150784790
>>150784850
>>150784806
I'd fuck her tooWhile EE is playing a match then I'll send EE nude pics of her covered in my semen after their game.
>>150785065
they're already home nigga
twitch tv arteezy
>>150785180
Pie's role is to take multi-man ganks all over his face
>>150785065
on the lower bracket stream
>it's another Huskar Oracle game
>kuro picking nyx and being shit at it
i see his former mentor taught him well
>>150785258
Will you post them here afterwards?
>>150785258
wayto transitionned well i see
GIVE IT UP
FOR
HUSKAR
>Newbee got
>ORACLE
>DROW
>HUSKAR
>in the same draft
dude
which stream is liquid vs secret?
>>150785368
dumb kumiko poster
>>150785258
So pretty!
can people cheer for teams that actually worked really hard and climed to the top instead of a shit nit picky autistic team that is secret?
wasnt dc assembled literaly a couple of days before the roster lock?
wasnt og in a slump but they got back up from it and started to win?
even navi is has more reasons to be cheered for
what about liquid, kuro got kicked from secret too, now look at him, hes struggling but hes getting by.
I really dont see the appeal in an autistic kruger's team where if shit goes wrong people just point fingers and dont solve the internal issue. That just shows weak morale, as a team they had to go through the bumps, but instead they kicked misery and w33.
its karma, and I dont even feel bad for them
>gl hf kpii
what did febby mean by this
>This Newbee draft
WHAT HATH WE WROUGHT IN OUR IGNORANCE?
Mates, poor 1 monitor fag here
What series should I watch, DC vs Ehome, or Secret vs Liquid
The series of winning teams, or the series of losing teams
>>150785512
can i save this pasta?
LE
BURNING
SPEAR
MAYAN
BERSERKER
MAN
OSfrog SeemsGood OSfrog
>>150785456
>MVP
ebin :DDDDD
>>150785526
teammates last year
>>150785427
There is none yet, all the commentators are arguing over who gets it.
>Wake up
>It's ti6
>Jugg is viable
>Mirana is viable
>Riki is viable
i-is d-doto finally fun?
Am I the only one keeping track of the results myself so I don't have to wait the few minutes it takes liquipedia to update?
HERE WE GO
>>150785427
main
MVP is such a fun team to watch, how people can not like them I don't understand
>kotlguy+waga
>>150785665
Yes, the rest of us are watching esports/funposting.
secret vs liquid, that's what we're watching d2g, get in here
>kotlguy
>waga
oh come on
This is it boys. I can feel it. This is the redemption moment. This is where they turn it around.
liquid vs secret on mains stream
matu looks like death
>>150785665
solid effort m8 have a You
pie knows
>>150785759
MVP / Newbee is the patrician's choice of game.
I root for teams that are white.
>>150785665
hopefully it all calculates itself and applies colors lad?
>kotlguy and waga
The worst casters on the biggest game.
>>150785512
literally everone hates secret except for autistic euro redditards, aka a decent amount of posters ITT
the real team to root for is WINGS GAMING.
>interesting game-breaking drafts
>forces the meta to change
>amazing teamfight/synergy
>loooong continuous roster, comparable to OG and liquid
>humble underdogs that probably work the hardest out of any team, don't smoke, drink, or stream. Play ~12 games a day on a tight schedule, sleep at 11 PM and wake up early.
can you imagine how amazing it would be for secret to get into the upper bracket?
more impossible things have happened in dota before
do it for the boys, Secret
do it for us
>>150785760
kotl is legit, hes alright
waga is meh
What if we held casters to a certain standard, like they needed to be at least 5k mmr to be able to cast?
Fnatic take one game off VG.R -- If Secret can 2-0 Liquid and Newbee 2-0 MVP, then we get a 4 way tie .. and an UB slot chance for all teams
>>150785756
>watching
>not having 2 screens
my condolences
>shitposting
yeah I don't do that anymore honestly
now secret will play for real.
jokes on you faggots. theyve been sandbagging the whole time
>secret about to get trashed AGAIN.
Just end the suffering, man.
>>150785840
How amazing would it be if their losing streak continued, and they were confirmed worse than Escape Gaming?
>kotlguy already making up conversations between players
>>150785665
autism
>>150785874
Because Shane has one of the highest MMRs among the talent
PLD looks dead inside
>MVP trying to be meta against drow huskar oracle
Yeah MVP is going to lose this one as well.
pieliedie here
envy keeps on asking for a slark pick, don't trust him but puppey is letting it happen
Where's the link to theEU hub?
>>150785982
PogChamp
time for some funny noises :)
>>150785830
If you were serious with those points you'd be rooting for fnatic
PUNISHED RTZ
LITERALLY FUCKING MEMES IN REAL LIFE
IM SHAKING
>__<
Darth Artour is ready boys. 0-4 coming up
What happened to the fat caster with the radio voice who said funny things like hand in the cookie jar or day late and a dollar short?
>>150786028
Can you not disrupt the narrative please
hehehehehehehehehehe
So can teams banter in all chat is volvo to pc for that?
>>150786069
I respect Mushi, he's a well-known workhorse and perfectionist who certainly demands a lot from his teammates.
but Fnatic has no chance of winning this TI imo. Wings do however.
>>150786059
twitch dot tv/thegdstudio/v/30593748
>>150786165
Ayesee works for twitch now I think?
inb4 secret pulls a miracle....oh wait they kicked him
>>150785665
others will call you out for your autism, but I've done the same before. It's strangely satisfying when everything calculates/formats after you put in the result. Your colouring is pleb tier tho.
>>150786069
Well all these eu "coaches" are pussies compared to 71, he is like the yakuza boss you dont wanna piss off ever
>SD illusion cheese strat once again
This is just sad at this point
>Arteezy wearing his hood
>>150778713
what happened to liquid?
>>150786173
hohohoohohohohohohohohohooh
>>150786165
i'm more curious as to what happened to that toothless fuck nebula
>tfw no more nebula reaction faces
>mfw Secret are about to lose another 2-0 series
Seriously, why haven't they killed themselves yet?
And on that matter, why haven't you, retards.
Take a fucking clue, man. How can you be so shit at this EZ game.
oh great both water niggers again haha
>>150786054
w o w
o
w
What are the tiebreak rules?
>>150786054
Welp
>>150786054
>>150786332
>>150786054
THE MADMAN DID IT
>>150778861
i wasn't here during the dc vs secret game.
were there memes?
WHY DO THEY KEEP PICKING SHADOW DEMON
WHY
IT'S NOT WORKING
FUCKING STOP
>>150786413
Tiebreakers
If there is a tie along the Upper and Lower Bracket divider, more games will be played.
For other games, the following is used:
Compare the matchup history of the tied teams
Compare their wins vs the seed right below them. Repeat until resolved
Coin toss
DARTHOUR BabyRage Let the babyrage flow through you
>>150786165
Fuck him. Xyclops at TI when?
>>150786389
It's all a ruse noob.
They will storm the lower bracket taking everyone by surprise. TI6 is over just handle the trophy to secret everyone fell for the oldest trick.
>>150778713
Is the coloration of Group B significant or did they just do it wrong?
Reminder before new thread
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE :^)
>mu vs. moo
pottery
>>150786069
What's training supposed to be?
>>150786054
i'm so sorrystop dying so much
>>150786054
WEW
>>150786054
ruh roh
hello darkness
OH BOY ANOTHER REETARD mirana game ASJMN DZSDFMN DBN SN,
Puppey is truly badppd
>>150786501
it's too late, i think they've given up on everything at this point
>>150786054
n-nani
>>150786054
d2g surprises me sometimes
plz tell envy and puppey to go fuck themselves
CARRY ABBA
HAHAH
AHAHHA
AHAHAHA
AHAHA
S E C R E T
????????????????????
>>150786054
>>150786517
It's because there's still games to play
the confirmed ones are fully coloured
So if MVP wins one of their games vs newbee secret is out, right?
Feel kinda bad for pld. He's such a good player.
Deserves a team without EE in it.
>>150786054
pie I think you're cute
Daily reminder rtz is just a burden
THE ARTEEZY MEME FACE
>EE still playing mid
i want to get off this ride
>Bulba surely can't fuck up on Abbadon can he?
- Puppey.
>Abba
>Shadow Demon
>Slark
They're trying REALLY hard to make sure EE doesn't feed as much.
>>150786718
Bulba has the same skin color as Tiago.
>>150786054
it's okay, you can carry them. i believe in you.
So what needs to all happen for Secret to be in the Lower Bracket? Other Teams Matches I mean
>puppey on axe
this game is in the bag
>>150786684
how many times do we have to tell you
nobody is out after the honeypot group stage
fucking retard srly
>>150786054
Pie, please. Just go out and find a decent team. You don't deserve this
Matumba looked like he was about to pass out
i expect lot of mistakes and throws this game
NEW THREAD, MONGOLOIDS:
>>150786776
>>150786776
>>150786776
>>150786776
RUNNING IN FUCKING CIRCLES
>now playing abadon
>picture of enchantress
>20$ MILLION
>>150786862
matumba always looks like that, not sure what you are talking about
>>150786054
good luckur cute :3c[/spoiler
>it's a Puppey steals all the farm and lose the game
Our guys are doing it
>>150786901
somebody make a different one
this one will get deleted anyways
NEW MEMES COMING THROUGH
>>150787003
>>150787003
NEW MEMES COMING THROUGH
>>150787003
>>150787003
Poor little EE