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SWNL
1st for drow is my waifu
niggers tongue my hero
>dark pact
leag is beter
7th FOR DEMONDOTA
SECRET WILL SOMETIMES WIN
Previous Thread >>150671421
MVP is fucking PATHETIC
Who invted this team? Worst team at TI
just wasting time too, wtf are they doing they have NO CHANCE AT WINNING LEAVE THE GAME GOOK LOSER NIGGERS
>be PA
>buy personal courier
>blink strike to courier to speed up farm
Viable?
You probably farm faster than AM
>tfw dick will never be as big as lamn's
>>150680035
tab back in Lanm
Stop bullying Secret now, okay guys?
Please ;c
guys
what if you pick a core hero
and build radiance, then manta and octorene core?
Blitz holy fuck
>SWNL
eheheheHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
>Not watching Ayesee
HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DOLLAR = SHORT
DAY = LATE
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END
>If Ayesee casted TI2
"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
DENDI
DENDI
DENDI
IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"
Tobi:
>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES? - courtesy of CV
BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH
The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on 4chan. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah
Someone caught footage of RTZ leaving the vnue after this game
MUSHI IS RAPING THEM
J U S T T P O U T
>>150679995
what the FUCK did you just say you fucking BITCH
>>150680002
i told you
i warned you
This game is literally 9 v arteezy
>>150680147
It is what he was born to do
>>150680132
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH
every fucking time
>>150680132
Post the chipenko one
THAT'S RIGHT
KEEP THROWING EVERYTHING ON ABADDON YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>150680059
Then you have to level W early and risk feeding a courier. Not worth it.
>Hero with both damage and a million escape mechanisms
HOW IS SLARK BALANCED DOTARDS??
MUSHI PLS STOP THE RAPE
>Secret losing to the worst team in the tournmament
SMASH THAT MOTHAFUGGIN LIKE BUTTON :DDDDD
I'm sorry, but did Fnatic already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the start of late game. Does not having the lead at late game count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this statement when the game is still on? Fnatic are still playing right now and they have been the best team in SEA for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in Europe who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the supports. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Fnatic are one of the best fucking teams in SEA, they won tons of local tournaments last year and would of won their last game if mushi didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Fnatic wins and someone replies to you. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Fnatic topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
SECRET
PLEEEEEEEEEEASE
>secret "losing"
>shitposts ramping up tenfol
truly the shitposting championships
>Fnatic winning with Abaddon
Who /mists/ here?
House Avernus best House
>>150680304
There are no breaks in the rape train.
ERGITSHIRURTAZRY
DESIRTUHYSDEUHRTYSUDERYH
EDSHIRYJSITUHYG?"?
AFRSUHASUDFHAUFGT
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
>secret
LMAO
DID THAT JUST HAPPEN LMAO
FREE......... RAX?
LMAO
>SHITREKT
TIL: Silver Edge cancels Abaddon's ultimate from activating automatically
>fnatic smoke ganked the rax
>>150680318
MVP is the worst team in the tournament bud
>no empire in this TI
Feels bad, man.
>>150680457
retard
>puppey's tp that he's forced to cancel
What kind of retard even tries to tp into 5
>Be EE
>Get mirana
>Literally
>Blink alone into 5 heroes
HAHAHA
EVEN THE CASTERS NOTICED THAT SILVER EDGE DISABLED ABADDON ULT
NICE
FUCKING
GAME
DOTARDS
>PPD holds the record for lowest networth at a TI
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>150680457
>anime retard poster
>complete shitter
wew
>>150680508
You know we have groups happening where teams are ordered according to their performance right?
You know this?
>lp
>3k team mates
>everyone trying to lose
u did it valve!!!!
>RTZ CUMMING IN HIS FACE
RTZ is gonna murder EE after these 2 games
>Cumming in his face
Rtz is carrying this shitty team
>AND WITH ARTEEZY CUMMING IN HIS FACE
what did he mean by this
will this be the biggest upset in the group stage so far?
>>150680576
He insists on playing pos 6 supports. Like why do you go out of your way to not get farm (even when it's available to you at no expense)
>fucking secret
WHY DIDN'T THEY KILL THE FUCKING SLARK HOLY SHIT JUST RIGHT CLIUCK HIM
LMFAO
WHY ARE DOTA 2 PRO SO SHIT
>CUMMING IN HIS FACE
"With Arteezy cumming in his face"
What did he mean by this?
>casters prizing secret
>its literally all arteezy
>>150680656
yeah if you told me yesterday that secret would beat fnatic I would punch you in the face
>>150680656
TNC winning is probably the biggest upsets. But Fnatic is 0-6 so yeah I guess this would take it
>>150680368
thanks
>"win" fight
>accomplish nothing
>lose rax
ALL OF YOU DOUBTED SECRET
ALL OF YOU
holy shit bulba is actually doing stuff.
>>150680727
When will EE go back to being a support? Jesus Christ like even puppey can carry better than he can
secret is NA
this game
>>150680793
I also doubted Liru.
Why does SF deal no fucking damage with 25k networth
>tfw I worked on an f-list hub profile instead of watching fat fucks play the video game today
My kingdom of elvish sluts is almost ready for genociding.
>both teams use everything
>1 guy dies
>>150680876
>he doesn't know
>>150680793
I still doubt them, they are still down 2 rax on lanes that still have Fnatic's tier 2s standing. They need to wipe them like 3 times consecutively without a break in between in order to win.
>lose game 1
>let's huskar XDDD
>>150680836
its not just EE, they all sucks
>>150680893
No souls
>>150680876
You made a mistake.
>tfw arteezy will never win a TI.
how many times has fnatic failed to kill envy this game?
quite the pickle secret is in huh?
>>150680893
He's a midgame rightclicker and it's close to 60 minutes now. Vengeful fucking Spirit will out-DPS him at this stage of game.
this Secret-Fnatic game is actually soo good because they're both soo bad.
lmao nice bkb mushi
>>150681003
He fucking deserves it, he's literally the only reason this team has won any games
>>150681082
Both of them are better than MVP
>>150681124
>Secret 1 - 1 MVP
>>150681124
LOL
secret fans are this deluded
>>150681120
Closest he ever got to ti was with mason carrying him secretcuck
anyone wanna play some casual lp while watching dotes
>>150681120
I said above that bulba is actually doing shit this game. these burrows and spikes are on point.
>peasants think EE is a bad carry
>>150680893
kunkka
Reminder that Secret is NA, not EU.
Anime wins again, nerds!
>he can blow up anyone with the eblade combo
>except sf
>and drow
>oh and abaddon
t. Waga "expert" Mama
>tfw this Abaddon will never finish his aghs
>>150680059
u can blink to courier 1kmmr faggot
If only Fnatic heeded the teachings and ran CARRY Abaddon, they could have ended the game 30 minutes ago
>>150681253
>struggling against SEA washup hasbeens
>60 minutes
>arcanes and glimmer
uh dotards?
let's get this started
>arteezy
If something is always static besides Envy feeding, its Fnatic popping BKBs too early.
No one attacking them, pop BKB
gg
>secret
mushit lol
WINIONS
>>150681204
Bulba is hit and miss, some games he plays unreal and others he may as well be a random.
EE either dominates everyone and looks like the best player ever or he just chokes and is always out of place and always feeding.
Puppey is amazing
Pieliedie is just okay
Rtz is the only consistently amazing player on this team
MUSHI RAPING THE BASE LMFAO
gg secret fancunts
>>150681253
>30k networth
>does literally
>Nothing
this is over
Fnatic is going to smoke and get ancient
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BTFO
T
F
O
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHHAAH
SWNW
DISBAND INCOMING
>>150681473
>ee dominates
>ever
god FUCKING damnit.
everytime everyFUCKING time./
FNATIC WON
FILL IN THE BLANK
SECRET WILL _______ LOSE
HAHAHAH
SIKCRET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
?
>>150681518
adelaide?
what went wrong?
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SWNL
>don't transition into right click mirana once you hit late game
>lose
SCIENTISTS
ARE
BAFFLED
>>150681514
No smoke but good enough
>>150680289
>melee
>no stun
>only lockdown (pounce) is unreliable at best
>needs to be ahead to be effective
>super shit at coming back from being behind
>weak in large scale teamfights
slark has his strengths
he also has his weaknesses
dont be a shitter
>Secret fancucks thought they would win this
Secret fancucks thought they would win this
>Secret fancucks thought they would win this
Secret fancucks thought they would win this
>Secret fancucks thought they would win this
Secret fancucks thought they would win this
>Secret fancucks thought they would win this
Secret fancucks thought they would win this
>Secret fancucks thought they would win this
Secret fancucks thought they would win this
>Secret fancucks thought they would win this
Secret fancucks thought they would win this
>>150681253
>still loses
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAAAA
NA BTFO
>SECRET
>Secret can literally only win with Huskar cheese
L M A O
>>150681556
LITERALLY
ALWAYS
SECRET
WILL
SOMETIMES
LOSE
>SECRET
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
On a scale from 1 to 10, how tilted do you think secret are now?
10 being queue for next game and just run into towers, mind you.
>secret
>animeshitters
THEY ACTUALLY LOST TO FNATIC
>THEY ACTUALLY LOST TO FNATIC
THEY ACTUALLY LOST TO FNATIC
>THEY ACTUALLY LOST TO FNATIC
THEY ACTUALLY LOST TO FNATIC
>THEY ACTUALLY LOST TO FNATIC
SECRET
WILL
NEVER
FUCKING
LOSE
has the past 2 days been some of the best games of dota to ever be played?
LOSING TO THE TEAM WITH
ZERO
WINS
YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Holy fuck those shitters lost to literally worst team of TI.
>>150680793
we were correct.
>tfw you watch Secret disband in progress
>stop banning huskar pls
LITERALLY CANT WIN WITHOUT HUSKAR
LITERALLY 0% WIN RATE WITH HUSKAR
LMAO
>>150679959
say again?
I made a really big mistake anons.
OK I'm ready to drop secret, they have no chance.
Which actually good team should I switch to?
LITERALLY JUST BAN IO AND HUSKAR
MASTER DRAFTING POOPAN
>it's a puppey throws by drafting nyx episode
>anime
SECRET WILL NEVER ____
how's the weather in seattle?
BAN HUSKAR
WIN
>SHITKRET
>SHITKRET
>SHITKRET
>SHITKRET
>SHITKRET
>SHITKRET
>SHITKRET
>Secret will never lose
>>150681568
Artour looks like he is on some kind of amphetamine
>secret
Fnatic are s ofucking bad LOL
>>150681610
>queue for next game and just run into towers
That sounds like a good strat. I'll try it next game
t. EE
LOL :D
i was told yurp was a good region
what's happening
EE fangays you have 10 seconds to explain his performance this game
>current year
>losing against literal 3rdworlders team
>"""""EU"""""
>>150681556
SECRET WILL ALWAYS LOSE
Literally 0% winrate without Huskar
This is just embarrasing
LMAO
THEY CAN'T EVEN BEAT THE FUCKING 0 - 6 TEAM
NO DONT FUCKING SECRET SHITOISTOPAFHJKAGF
AHGFJAKGHJAFKAFHJK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK ALL OF YOU I DONT BELIEVE IN IT
>>150681649
MVP is the real meme team
>>150681578
>Mirana can rightclick worth a horse's ass at all
-/d2g/
>>150681623
That patch is a treasure and i spilt a bottle of wine as an offering to icefrog
>>150681568
literally JUST: The Picture
>LIQUID LOSING TO VG.R
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
LIQUIDKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>DC 1-0 NewB
wtf i like NA now
>>150681649
we're all switching to EG now desu
LITERALLY
NOT A SINGLE FUCKING WIN WITHOUT HUSKAR
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP AHAHAHAHA
Fnatic was bound to win at least 1 game
what is he thinking right now
>reminder that Liquid also lost a game to VG.R, which Secret handily beat
Dotards?
RAISE YOUR ARMS AND SEND ENERGY TO OUR GUYS SO THEY CAN 2-0 SECRET
>>150681724
EE played great
>>150681610
Secret is so tilted they took a strat from a team that dumpstered them and they still lost with it
So 11
>>150681724
anime
yuros trashed as expected when TI comes around
>>150681795
I can just kill ee and noone will ever care
>>150681585
Secret is EU you retard
>>150681768
>ias buff
>agility
>good range
>can flash farm
fuckin lmao at ur life nerdo
1. TAKE OUT HUSKAR
2. ???
3. FREE WIN
>>150681787
sorry but eg is america.
an american team can never be anime.
burger makes you immune to the evil.
>>150681820
>EE played great
>Went full meme spellcaster
>>150681781
>NA
What will Artour's new team be d2g?
EHOME broke Secret
>>150681795
"maybe I'll join Fnatic for TI7"
>>150681795
>anime was a mistake
>>150681810
That sounds like a huge waste of energy, and I'm trying to go green
>>150681795
>How can i even carry that shithead EE
>losing against current TI's MUFC
yuros are so shit
>literally losing
>to fnatic
DDCCCCCCCCCC
Do you think rtz regrets leaving EG where he was winning most tournaments consistently for months
yes yes very well Team Secret
>bans Huskar IO
....HOWEVER
>>150681903
Complexity or Digital Chaos
>>150681795
The drafter should've picked Sven
should be a discord group here https://discord.gg/NJF8Q
>>150681939
why can't rtz stick to one team
Fnatic is so bad their abaddon cant manually use ult, yet shitters from secret managed to lose.
>>150681648
Holy shit.
>>150681903
>>150681972
tv pls go
EHOME VS MVP GAME 2 DRAFT STARTED
>>150681795
>I really hope they don't ban huskar next game
>EG on course to place top 3
>Secret bombing out
Do you think he's realised yet?
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
SECRET WILL STILL WIN
Y-Y-YOU'LL SEE! ALL OF YOU!
B-BAKA IDIOT STUPID
>>150681649
>doubting
Secret is going to win TI
>>150681795
>maybe ill join EG after TI6 once Fear retires
>60 minute game
>literally 2 items
explain this dotards
just go ahead and add the whole secret roster to the night sky meme it's over pack it in
Reminder Group B is for scrubs
>tfw it just kills me inside being an Arteezy/EE fan
help guys
im tired of feeling this way
>>150681939
>>150682003
at this point i think RTC has made it his personal mission to kill teams
>>150681705
> Fnatic are s ofucking bad LOL
And what exactly that means for Secret, a team who just lost in a game against Fnatic?
>>150681972
>>150682048
It's ee's fault
>>150681623
no they are awful
All games come down to who fuck ups the most because thats all there is to the game now
Ehome and EG seem to be the only good teams
who's worse, Loda or EE?
>>150682093
RTZ is good, but noone can carry ee
>secret loses to fnatic 0-2
>liquid loses to vg.r 0-2
>>150682048
thats was mostly ees fault tho
>Just
>Ban
>Huskar
>LMAO
>tfw only polfaggots and /a/ faggots like secret
good to see them BTFO
>losing to visa.rejected
holy shit vg.r are going to 2-0 liquid at this rate
>Liquid losing with Oracle/Huskar
What did they mean by this
>>150682093
>be Canadian
>Secret is 2/5th Canadian
>throw so hard
Living is torture
I like how Huskar and Drow are just enabling shit teams to get free wins.
>Liquid is on their way to lose this series 0-2
What the fuck is going on
>>150682150
At least EE isn't a literal kek.
>EHOME picks Razor
ONE SERIES. JUST ONE. ONE WHERE MVP DOES NOT GO 1-1 WOULD BE FANTASTIC.
>TI rolls around
>Everyone I thought was good is bad
>>150682142
>only thing deciding who wins is skill
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? fucking kill urself
>>150682219
ee is anime not Canadian
>>150682208
they didn't lose yet
>>150682229
It's pretty wild how Huskar enabled Secret to get their only wins.
>>150682219
If you kill your opponent they win.
fuck all you faggots, one day ee will fucking win ti and you will still say fEEd while ee will be walking around with MILLIONS
>>150682219
>It's his fault that the arabs upped oil production to force out CSG, and the continued drop in demand of oil products is his fault
?
>Europoors will fail to place top 3 for the second TI in a row
>America will win another TI even though they have the least teams in the scene
How will they deal with it?
>>150682249
They should go 2-0 every game desu
>>150682315
lul
>>150682315
go prepare for next game jacky
we will pick lina
t. midone
>>150682291
That's what I mean. Even most of OG's wins were off the back of Huskar or Drow.
>>150682276
>the strongest of the "top 4 these guys are going to stomp TI easily" is OG
>and they're barely surviving
>What the fuck is going on in this TI?
>No team with a clean record
>Fucking TNC beating Chinese teams
>mfw EG is top of groups again
>tfw my predictions are fucked
>Europoors will never win a TI
How does it feel to be in the same tier than SEA AND South America?
>>150682315
(You)
>>150682327
letting in more refugees
:^)
>Precision Aura no longer gives all ranged heroes on her team extra damage
>Precision Aura's active replaced; new active works the same way the old aura used to work
>Same cooldown
THERE
I HAVE FIXED DROW RANGER
YOU'RE WELCOME ICEFROG
Reminder that Secret is gonna win the next 3 games and stay on top 4.
>>150682327
By bandwagoning and deluding themselves LMAO
>>150682327
>How will they deal with it?
Argue that a Swede and two brown people makes them European.
>>150682395
as of right now, ti6 is looking like it might be the best international so far.
>>150682395
It's the honey stage
>>150682279
>Skill
>MVP wins games by literally following their shitty script
>Secret won games on huskar alone
>Liquid and OG win games by facerushing
>and so on
its a shitfest where everyone clashes their head up until one side can't do it anymore
Ehome and EG seems to be the only ones who dont suck and actually control the game
>>150682327
They'll demand less NA teams next year and cry to valve to remove team locks so they don't get stuck with ee and rtc next year.
>HE MADE ANIME HIS LIFE
>HE ROOTED FOR SECRET
NO MATTER HOW FAT
HOW UGLY
AND HOW BUMFUCK FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE
AS LONG AS YOU AREN'T THOSE 2 ATTRIBUTES
YOU CAN HAVE SOME DIGNITY TO YOUR LIFE
>>150682393
>OG
>"Barely surviving" with 7-3 and two easy matchups left
1. Huskar
2. Drow
3. Batrider
which ones are yours?
>>150682316
>forces affirmative action diversity on the Supreme Court aka the only body in the country that is unchecked
it's the current year desu
>>150682470
RTZ might just kill EE tonight if they go 0-6.
all you faggots doubting ee da gawd
this is part of his plan and you niggers will be sorry you ever doubted
>>150682457
reminder that the knife attacker in England was "Norwegian"Norwegian means Somalian immigrant to Norway
what went right
>Eurokeks make fun of Ameribros
>DC about to 2-0 liquid and lead their group
>EG leading their group
Rip euro dotes
>DC 2-0'ing Newbee
So this is the power of NA dota?
>>150682395
Drow Ranger & Huskar are allowing teams that have no right to win free wins.
Dota 2's balance is a joke.
>>150682510
How many heroes have been picked now? Like 90?
Now we just have to remove Huskar and Drow from the game and it'll be perfect.
>SD+TB
uh ohhhh
DC about to 2-0 Newbee lmao
>>150682574
nigga have you seen their games
they're all close as fuck and this is just the group stages
newbee getting bodied by reso slark
>>150682586
sounds cool to me senpai
I wish my team didn't proceed to pick 3 melee carries every time I pick Drow
>>150682613
Nothing.
>>150682613
LOADSAMONEY
>>150682395
>jimmy "nigger lips" ho + 4 merry sea monkeys shitcanning favorite chinese teams
holy shit what a time to be alive
>>150682395
Apologize to Jimmy right now!
>>150682575
You're missing ET, but he's just ridiculous this entire patch
>>150682605
saved for when secret gets eliminated
>>150682613
You can watch esports instead of playing it
>Daily reminder that EU needed more spots to stay relevant
>giving MVP lifestealer riki
EHOME
FUCKED
UPbut seriously why does MVP keep drafting like 4 or 5 melee
>>150682048
look secret is not going to end in a high placing but if you think they'll end up bottom 4 you're fucking retarded.
>Yuros fell for the Honeypot Majors
Don't worry fellow /gulagers/, Secret vs. DC comes after these sets.
Its the first and only NA vs. NA set of the group stage
Is Secret getting mind crushed by the KOG?
>DC about to 2-0 newbee
>>150682556
DELETE THIS
>>150682510
If the unpredictability of TI6 continues, this will be the new look of TI power rankings
TI3 > TI5 >= TI6 >> TI2 >>>> TI1 >>>> TI4 bumfuck memepush strat
>>150682736
Good job anon.
SWNL
>prayed to God every night since May for Secret to win TI
>this happens
What did I do to deserve this God
>Russian panel is going on constantly between games and breaks
>ENG panel shows up 3 times in the whole fucking day
>>150682764
because they're not complete pussies like the other teams
>>150682613
Lord Gaben and his hats business model
>EU MOTHERFUCKING DOTA
RAWFFLE
>>150682613
>Not made by Blizzard
>Got rid of every asshole from the original team (Pendragon, Guinzoo)
>Made by a company whose specialty is take existing game mods and turning them into full standalone products
>Genuine F2P model without pay or grind walls
>DC 2-0'ing newbee
>liquid getting 2-0'd
>secret about to get 2-0'd by fnatic (and then DC)
feels pretty fucking great
>16 minute GG
>DC 2-0 NEWBEE
Wasn't Newbee favoured to win the whole thing?
It's not fucking fair reddit bros, why is na'vi in the gutter and ppd leading in group a...
>>150682876
TI3>TI2>TI4>TI1>Trash>else
>>150682770
Gee because that's never happened at a major event before or anything
>DC 2-0 Newbee
>VG/R 2-0 Liquid
>Fnatic about to 2-0 Secret
what
>>150682770
>implying it is unintelligent to base future events on recent shortcomings and poor performance at previous events
>>150682908
Eng panel got Sheever, so i'm fine with not seeing it often
>>150682754
>Maybe if NA only got 2 spots then my eurokek teams would be winning!
lmao reddit
>>150682671
Have they lost a series yet? No?
OG went 4-3 in Manila groups, 4-4 in Frankfurt.
>>150682890
God realized your shit taste and is punishing you.
>DC stomping Newbee
What the actual fuck
>3-21
3-21
>3-21
3-21
>3-21
3-21
>3-21
3-21
>3-21
3-21
>3-21
3-21
>3-21
3-21
>3-21
3-21
>3-21
3-21
>>150682969
>TI4, the cancer 5 man 15 minute push cheese meme strat, above anything
Miss me?
Reminder that this is his year.
>European dota up in flames
>Superior NA bulls ascendant
All according to keikaku
>>150682978
Group stages are an irrelevant honeypot, any teams with sense are saving their important strats for the games that matter.
>w33 and misery about to get their revenge
is there LITERALLY a better storyline this TI?
>>150683030
>thinking the Majors are somehow relevant at all
Those were different metas
>>150682969
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>150683058
>too new to remember TI1
>>150683082
He's deserved it for years
>All the favorites are getting destroyed
>DC leading their group
>EG leading theirs
Reminder that DOTA 2 is saved.
>>150683076
That was fucking cold.
Secret won Shanghai on the back of his Meepo and Windranger.
Fuck Secret.
reminder that next series will be Secret vs DC
can't wait for the banter we are about to witness
>>150682613
APOLOGIZE
>MVP picked Riki again
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. I want to watch MVP games but EVERY time they pick this hero I watch Febby strut his little satyr around the map, I get too aroused to focus. I watch as Riki sneaks around, staying low to the ground, but suddenly a sentry gets placed and his butt is completely exposed to the enemy team. He tries to get away, of course, but poor little Rikimaru has little to do. Best case he leaps into the arms of one of his bigger, stronger teammates, but what often happens is he's left there, tail up, with several heroes who all want a turn at his anal orfice. Now if you'll excuse me it looks like I'm going to miss game 2.
>>150682970
>>150682984
that was a different secret before they became stronger by removing kebab.
this secret will never finish bottom 4.
>>150682956
j33had is legitimately good
>americans already celebrating
It will be much sweeter this way
>Liquid is about to be 2-0'd by VG
>not even the good VG either but VG.R
Dota what the fuck.
>>150683114
yfw they don't ban huskar
>Huskar
what a fucking bullshit
Why are all you stupid niggers hating on Secret so much?
I'd rather have the EU get a shot at things than a bunch of fucking gooks.
>>150683235
>>150683114
Demon somehow becoming relevant after years of being a memestreamer and a complete shitter when he was a pro. I would have thought singsing would have had a better chance at making it than him.
Which team will be a bigger disappointment (i.e. finish lower), Liquid or Secret?
>>150683235
Oh my god. This is gonna be pure gold.
KOTLGUY REMIDNS ME OF CHARLIE DAY
I WAS TRYING TO PLACE IT FOR AGES AND I JUST REALIZED
HES THE CHARLIE DAY OF DOTA
>>150683235
Why is Misery channeling satan in this picture?
Good lord Group B is unbelievably bad.
>>150683082
>tfw no DK
>>150682942
But the results are obvious
Liquid is in complete disarray they go with whatever they have and they always draft the same, they are aimless. VG.R is consistently average so if the other team fucks up they just win
DC is like C9ish and Newbee seems to be too systematic and also bandwagon whatever they draft, they can't handle memes
Secret vs fnatic is not far off either, they suck dicks except for Arteezy.
Nothing that has happened is weird at all according to how all previous games went
Ehome and EG are the only good teams
>It's a "Oracle x Huskar anime butt buddies, ride and can't die" episode over at liquid vs VG.R
>>150683298
>yfw they win even while allowing secret to be at their full powerlevel
LITERALLY ANIME
>>150683235
I think w33 had integration problems. He looks segregated and lonely.
FUCK FNATIC BANNED HUSKAR AGAIN, WHAT DO SECRET DO?
if Koro was playing Omni instead of siren this would be an easy game for them
based DDC
>>150683323
>gooks
>having a shot against EG (and apparently DC lmao)
>>150683137
>Valve doesn't hire hilariously bad translators anymore
TI sucks now
>China had the discipline to literally say fuck you to every single honeypot lan
>>150683292
i'm a huge og fan but if you think eg don't look strong you're blind.
>>150683338
liquid
>>150683235
>lose finals because of EE's incompetence
>kick w33 out
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
>>150683323
You deserve it.
Can the game really be called balance is Riki, Huskar and Drow are being picked/banned in 100% of games?
How is this any better than League of Legends?
Imagine if EG wins.
ppd will confirmed be the first dota bonjwa
>>150683323
Envy/anime posters. Also Secret has had the most obnoxious fanbase since pre-TI5.
>>150683458
that was TI2
>>150683292
>mfw this what Eurokeks said last year too
>>150683298
>>150683419
they banned huskar
it's over
>>150683338
>Meme picture is not adapted to Doter
Filtered.
>Huskar banned
Literally Fnatic 2-0 Secret roflmao
>>150683292
I'm actually genuinely worried because we get 1 team and if they get knocked out it's fucking over.
Yuros get like 8 fucking chances to gloat.
I'd literally rather have a Chinese team over a European team.
>Secret
>Liquid
Europe is finsihed
I'm thinking one of the chink teams will take it this year desu unless OG step their game up
>>150683386
charlie day is likable
>>150683458
mfw i could not collect the telephones
>>150683506
le 80 heroes picked game is so balanced xD
>>150683323
Secret fanbase is worse than Alliance fanbase, which is quite an accomplishment
>>150683508
If EG win I could definitely see Fear retire, legitimately not the Chinese retire strat. They honestly would probably get some NA pubstar from the qualifiers to replace him
>from nyxpicker to huskarpicker
what ever happened to puppey?
>>150683508
Euros would be literally on suicide watch
>>150683568
I'm talking about DC raping Secret, even with Huskar
Secret can go fuck themselves.
Not all anime is pro-secret
>>150683508
simmer down peter, the main event hasn't even begun
>>150683386
>insulting charlie day
fuck you buddy
>>150683235
5 am here and i gotta get up at 10
not making it senpai, enjoy it for me
>>150683631
the 4 teams that seem likely to win (imho) are ehome, og, eg, wings.
>drow
>oracle
>ogre
>bat
very unexpected.
>>150683323
>Suffer my faggotry because fuck NA Dota
Ya, fuck NA dota and fuck you.
>With the help of a translator/bodyguard, y‘ from Wings survives an encounter with SirActionSlacks #TI6
>>150683631
EG dominates chinks though
its the region they beat the most
please spam all those Moon friendship tweets he did after winning a honeypot (major) when OG gets eliminated
>>150683458
TFW when Digital Chaos 2-0 Newbee
>>150682613
Really well-educated designers to be honest. One of the problems in this type of game can be readability, but it's literally a nonissue entirely for Dota 2. Even shit like terrain saturation is a conscious choice to help this, and while all the game's zany new races are all fucking retarded, it's because they're still focused on being unique and they do succeed at it.
Now if only the hat problem wasn't undermining the shit out of it.
>>150683693
It's been years since he was on a team with any soul
is there a bigger choking team during the International than Team Liquid? They always look good at small tourneys but never deliver when it really counts
>>150683323
>secret
>eu
Fuck off
>>150683712
>not all anime is pro-secret
>>150683679
90
At this point outside Techies pretty much any hero is fair game
Does this look like a face that will give Secret mercy?
>implying whitties will win
Newbee is just hiding their power
who is definitely getting kicked from Secret after TI6?
>>150683603
>I'd literally rather have a Chinese team over a European team.
ok now i'm worried about your mental health anon
>mirana will be 100% pick/ban
CHOTTO
>>150683405
Him and LaNm are together. They'll do it for him.
>>150683784
It's hard to believe Slacks has successfully replaced Bruno as the color commentary
>>150683920
bulba toguh
>>150683292
The only """""eu""""" team that has a chance, OG, is NA anyways
>Liquid SHIT
>shitquid
>secret on their way to losing every game in day 2
>>150683839
Team Secret
>leave dota for a month, around the time EE picked mid kunkka for rtz then they got fucked hard
>ogre, kunkka and fucking oracle now meta
what the fuck happened?
>>150683386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-lolbx6-5s
>>150683784
>attending ti with 50$ street stall suits
bruno where the fuck are you
>>150683886
Contrast & Compare
I like iceiceice.
>Armingot the titan serum overErwin
FUCKING HELL ISAYAMA
YUROKEKS LITERALLY GETTING BODIED BY CHINKS TODAY
NO YUROKEK TEAM WILL FINISH TOP 3 FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT YEAR, CAP THIS OR DONT, I DONT GIVE A FUCK
>>150683938
i sure hope so ;_;
>Huskar ban
wow i wonder how this one'll go
>Liquid and Secret in lower bracket
>>150683952
I miss him.
?
>>150683323
Secret are the cancer that kills dota
>faggot r9k users at carry
>autismo captain
>huge, white fanbase
>no results
People constantly obsess over this mediocre team and eg because they're pathetic homers. Every thread is deraildx by these assholes. They play boring dota. The carries get carried by their supports every game, theyre bith choke artists.
Secret is EVERYTHING not fun about dota.
>>150684087
Is that Naruto?
>RTZ storm
lmao
>>150682467
>badLycan
>>150683679
i used to play league of legends and let me tell you: compared to league of lolbabies, competitive dota2 is a bless.
In LoL they literally picked 20 heroes maximum, it's always the same and most of the time the newest ones.
Whereas in dotes we've seen about 80% of the hero pool work already.
I know this isnt really representative of how bracket games will turn out, but so far with each team's performance, who's in your top 4?
1. EG
2. Newbee
3. OG
4. Wings or DC
>>150683920
they can change EE since theres no english tier1 player beside EE or Secret will go cyka at ti7
Does anybody honestly believe a Group B team stands a chance at winning TI?
conFidence
>>150684168
SUGOI
>Liquid now tied for second last
NANI
Reminder groups don't always reflect what happens in the main event
Good guy Secret handing first win to fnatic
>shitquid is 1-1 every single match
>now getting 2-0'd by VG.R
I feel fucking bad for Jerax
>>150684238
ehome looks good though
>>150684238
Only EHOME desu
Newbee and Liquid looked really good before this tournament but they're choking today
>>150684225
EG
EHOME
TNC
>Ban IO Huskar
>Win against Secrecy
Gee, took them long enough to figure that out.
>>150684289
NA
BULLS
EG will get destroyed at main stage.
Cap this my fat american friend
>>150684225
In no order
EG
EHOME
DC
OG
>Arteezy storm
>>150684298
>1st in group
>win 1st in LAN
I dont understand what you're saying
>>150684289
>DC in 1st
>>150684225
>2. Newbee
They got fucking 2-0'd by Digital Ctrash
>>150683386
>charlie day
no you dumbfuck, hes the tommy wiseau
DJ PLAYING A CORE HERO
HOLY SHIT THE TIDES HAVE TURNED
>>150684225
EG EHOME OG
THE REST DON'T MATTER
What is going on with ogre? Why is he being picked now?
Ohaiyo
>>150684225
Wings
EG
EHOME
OG/Newbee
>>150683952
>those dicks
FIRED
>>150684289
this isn't updated. fnatic just took a win out of secret.
>>150684298
Literally the one team that placed better than expected from the group stages is Vici Gaming. They swapped places with Col.
>>150684298
>eg top in group
>cdec 2nd in group
>lgd top in group
>all top 3 overall
>navi, fnatic and mvp bottom 6 in groups and overall
>wake up
>DC and EG first
????????
>>150684238
I liked how people were saying "Group B is the hard group" and "it's rigged in EG's favor with the easy group" earlier.
>>150684491
they only update it at the end of the set
>>150684289
>DC AND EG TOP THEIR GROUPS
>NA DOESNT DESERVE 3 SPOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ADFINEM OR VEGA WOULD BE BETTER REEEEEEEEEEE I HATE COL AND SWINDLEZ
Seeing reddit get utterly BTFO by these results is the best part
>>150684298
>EG finishes first of their group, tied with CDEC
>LGD finishes top of everyone during group stage
>they finish 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, respectively
the only thing that didnt was not predicted was Secret's placing (which is now obvious with how much they choke) and Vici finishing 4th and clawing their way out of loser's
>>150684289
>DC at top
Misery laughing all the way to upper bracket
>>150684225
No order
Ehome
MVP
EG
OG
>>150684225
EG
EHOME/OG
Wings
>>150684289
Liquid has too many draws, they need to 2-0 tomorrow or they won't get to upper bracket.
>>150684352
>NA
good one
>>150684463
Bloodlust was buffed a little bit and ignite got its mana cost reduced or something can't remember
american teams are number 1 in both groups.
as is proper.
>>150684298
3 of the top 4 of each group made it to top 3 of the tournament, and Ehome was in the top 6
>argument invalid
>wake up
>DJ playing mirana
What in the fuck happened?
>>150684298
you sure about that?
>>150684527
THE POWER OF FREEDOM
>>150684225
1. TNC
2. EG
3. OG
4. MVP
what the fuck just happened
>Europoors will never win a TI
How do they cope with this?
>tfw tea and bitter orange liquor late at night to watch TI6
So comfy
>>150684225
EG OG DC TNC(my upset prediction) in no particular order
>worst player on DC is the american
You can't make this up
>>150684609
That's clearly NA
>tfw you're older than rtz but don't earn nearly as much as him
Does this look like the face of mercy?
>>150684609
>yurocucks quite literally last night were claiming that its from where the organization originates that determines its nationality
DC NA CONFIRMED
can someone drop some nice trap pics im looking to nut thanks
>>150684527
>NA is winning
what did people expect
>DC is american now
LUL
>>150683457
>>150683503
>>150683540
>>150683681
>>150683782
>>150683846
>>150684175
I can't wait to watch every single one of you dumb hetero anime hating normies get dehumanized in public when Secret wins the next 2 matches.
>>150684609
melting pot
>>150684569
Yeah col performed so well lmao
>>150684753
but he's a muslim, murder is haram
How did liquid fuck up that badly? Purge told me they'd win it
>>150684609
>East America
>Vampire America
>America
>Nordic America
>Balkan America
???
>>150684663
I know you're trolling but some americans might actually be this dumb
>>150684840
Drafts have been dogshit
Classic MVP game 2
>>150684753
post mushis
why has rtz not been mid every game
>DC top of group
>suddenly euros clambering to claim them as their own
As pathetic as it is, fine, take them.We still have EG
>>150684802
>wins the next 2 matches
They have three matches left you autist
these aren't BO3
>>150684795
Tell me where the digital chaos organization originates from please :^)
>>150684802
i will literally kill myself live on stickam if secret 2-0s dc
>>150684298
but its a good reminder
there can be some upsets i.e. VP/VG but not every team can make those upsets i.e. bottom group A and newbee mvphot
can someone post the USA count webm?
>>150684837
Don't you mean "halal"? Muslims love their murder.
>iceiceice casually taking every tower from MVP while they meme-teamfight
>>150684947
uhhhhhhhhhhh
idk
you got me
Oy vey
>>150684853
what country isn't america?
this guy can not be real
he just cant be
>MVP on pace to tie YET ANOTHER game
lol why can't they just 2-0
hey!
>>150684225
EG
Ehome/Wings
Wings/Ehome
OG
>old eleven
Whew lad.
>Put Arteezy back in mid
>He wins mid
Wow, who would've thought?
>>150684609
>America and it's inferior lieutenants
Looks right to me
Why can't good guys like Secret or NaVi win for once? Why is it always villain like EG, OG or china that wins
It's like the entire MVP team just attack ground toward EHome for 5 mins straight
I love it
>>150685010
RIGHT HERE
>goi
>>150684743
>RTZ is older than Sumail and doesn't earn as much a him
>NA dota sucks
>top team on each group is NA
Never trust /d2g/
>huskar is banned
>LET'S PICK DROW XDDDD
is this part of MVP's strategy? to "pretend" that they're bad by dropping all of their group games and beating their way out of loser's to get to the finals?
>>150685075
is this a blogpost?
>>150685059
Europe
>>150685059
China
Australia
>>150684835
col isn't at the event retard
the situation your proposing is that DC should of went to the wildcard and ESC should of went to the main bracket and whoever was below ESC should of been in the wildcard
Which is fucking stupid because ESC is 1-7 and everyone they beat is worse than them
>>150685114
>secret
>good guy
I think you mistyped your reddit url, this is 4chan friendo
>>150685116
That's the MVP way. That game against Secret last night with the eleven minute long teamfight was something else.
to: 150684802
no you for you this time
>>150685075
>Blogging during TI
heres your (you)
>>150685152
Funny how /d2g/ and reddit's opinions coincide so closely.
>>150685173
Yes, they try it every year.
>>150685075
are you blogging during e-sports?
>>150684991
wh... w-w-whatever b-baka!
That's what I meant!
>>150685157
>yfw secret have already lost with drow today as well
How do I stay relevant late game as Bane?
>>150684947
no idea senpai.
i was especially puzzled about him taking the drow instead of the dp when drow is one of envy's favorite heroes.
>ee fucks up
>put rtz mid
>rtz does 10000000 times better
How can one player so good always end up on shit teams
>>150685114
>Secret
>Good
This is the team that tried to kill western dota in the past.
>>150685220
i've been on the chan since before (you)s, and even the >>linking
Reminder that EG is EU.
You should've never taken Zai
>>150685152
NA dota never falls for honeypot lans
>>150685114
Secret is the embodiment of selling out, they never were and never will be good guys
apologize
>>150685075
>playing dota during esports
>team is retarded
Maybe because only retards play during esports.
So lads why are you still playing this honeypot game?
>>150685059
Texas
>Group B is harder guys!!
t. /d2g/
>>150685287
It's happened too many times to be a coincidence, face it hes just team cancer.
>>150684298
The finalists led their group stfu
>>150685287
RTZ is good, sure, but don't forget that its Storm vs. Alch
Even I could win a lane against Mushi Alch while playing Storm
>>150684802
This post made me smile
because i know, just under your skin, you dont even believe your own words
anime may have fried your brains and skewed your vision of reality, but even the most retarded of the short bus children who watched Secret's performance wouldnt have any expectation for this sham of a "team"
yet you've dug yourself too deep into the meme
"SWNL" "EE-SAMA BRINGIN ANIME TO DOTA"
so you type this post, knowing full well there is an absolute zero chance for victory, because there is nothing else for you
this schadenfreude is the best. watching the low simmering heat of a dying flame of hope doing its best to suck the oxygen out of its rapidly shrinking container of despair
>>150685114
Secret literally destroyed TI4 EG because of RTZ and Zai not thinking he could win with them
>>150685410
theres a scripting clinkz lmao
i cant take this
lp is the biggest fucking joke ever
le balanced jew and large man face
>>150685357
>zai
>yuropoor
>>150685357
Times USA has saved Europe
>WW1
>WW2
>Cold War
>The International 6 (Took European refugee from his shit team and allowed him to be a winner)
>>150685114
>Shitkret
>good guys
last time i checked Team Secret owed Fly and No Tail a couple of thousand dollars
>>150685542
>Lesbian
>being alt-right /pol/ memer
pick one
>>150685487
>blogging during esports
>playing dota during TI
>playing dota
You deserve to be there permanently
>gg we lost
zai identifies as an american, please respect his fucking choice you shitlords
Apologize
>>hey this kotlguy cast isn't so bad
>haha time to make le funny voice
so... this is the power of r*ddit threads and upvotes....
>that gank
>>150685542
>mfw they mock Universe's heritage
I think they're just jealous that our brown people don't decapitate soldiers in the streets
>>150685650
who the fuck is that
(sorry cute baby)
This is going to be arteezy vs 9 all over again
4 literally no damage heroes
What's your face when you see Secret lose? This is mine
>>150685634
>caring about group stages that are already decided
Secret... why...
>>150685674
>our brown people don't decapitate soldiers in the streets
Because the have guns, lol
Arteezy deserves to fail at everything he does. Hes literally the most unlikable person in the scene
>SECRET
>>150685462
Your post reeks anime. Seek medical help you weaboo scumbag.
>its another episode of envy is being useless as fuck entire fucking game
Secret disband in 3.. 2.. 1..
>MVP winning in kills but losing in objectives and gold
whelp
Post yfw you're not a dirty a dirty salty yuropoor.
>>150685736
>RTZ is more unlikable than EE
>fnatic haven't won a single game
>they 2-0 secret
guess euros will have to bandwagon liquid
they're doing well, right?
>>150685796
objectives are for shitters that cant into tdm anyway
>>150685828
EE's legitimately autistic so he gets a pass.
Hey!
Secret is absolutely so fucking tilted right now
gg 35 min
What's RTZ's excuse going to be when he leaves Secret now that there's no Kuro?
Has the veil finally been lifted?
Does everyone finally realize Envy doesn't deserve to be playing in tier 1 dota?
>>150685864
>liquid doing well
Lmao
>>150685487
watch doto
forced to play lpq
its hell
>>150682538
Your just as fucking retarded as >>150682142
I was saying that
>All games come down to who fuck ups
Is a fucking retarded statement because that's how games fucking work
PFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
LITERALLY ZERO PERCENT WINRATE WITHOUT HUSKAR
STATS
DONT
LIE
>shitrekt
>shit and rekt
>Secret is about to drop 2 games to the dead last team in their group
You cannot make this shit up. How bad do you think Arteezy is tilting rn?
>>150684802
mhm
mmmmmmmmmhm
uhuh
yup
ahahah
wew
NICE AEGIS SECRET
>>150685909
envy
>>150685884
love you eosin
>>150685828
EE is funny in an autistic way. RTZ just has an enormous unwarranted ego
>>150685884
i miss u bby
seriously though what the actual fuck
FNATIC YES
DJ going ham is a beautiful sight
>KotLguy being totally unaware of what's ACTUALLY happening in a fight until it's over
Just like old times.
>FNATIC gets stomped by EG
>Is literally embarassing Secret
Wow
>>150685807
>THE CITY OF SHITREKT
>>150685981
I hope they're super tilted
DC gonna crush them
>Secret winrate without Huskar
>0%
Secret...
... Please senpai
Please
Please :c
Nice aegis.
>secret
>ban huskar
>lose
"Sugoi"
-Jacky "Eternalenvy" Lmao
>>150685807
>secret
>>150685736
2nd most unlikable, after the saltgod PPD.
>>150686102
tf is wrong with her pinky toe
>>150685971
its not teams outplaying each other its teams out fucking up each other. At least so far thats been the case just like in the last TI
I bet you like women sports too
Why the fuck did envy gust the already dead alchemist
jesus christ man
Incoming 4-way tie in group B
YAMETEEEE FNATIC CHAAAAAN
>yfw today americans get to run riot with shitposts about all the euro teams
do you think EG would be at a better place rn if they had Arteezy take Fear's spot while old man coaches the team?
mods are asleep, post Sheever
>>150685807
SECRET ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>150686202
how do you lose vs a team that's never won?
so has secret actually managed to win a game without picking huskar yet?
>>150685807
>>150686164
horse feet
>>150686164
>??????
Nigga, you gay.
>>150686252
what do mods have against horses
>envy keeps being left for dead
The cracks are showing
>>150686250
Arteezy can play really well in a team but he projects a cancerous aura that destroys the team
He is fucked and should quit if he had any decency.
>>150686226
My only regret is that the yuros will all leave before EG wins the finals.
>>150686285
nope
>>150686285
nope
>>150686250
Keep that locker room cancer off EG please.
I'll always trust fear's strong and comforting arms to carry.
>>150686250
>better place than top of their group
???
>>150686252
If there is something to notice from all these Secret games, is Secret tries to fight over everything way too much early on.
>>150686268
Why are white blonde girls such a staple of Japanese cartoons?
NO!
I WONT LET ALL OF YOU INFECT ME WITH YOUR BAD THOUGHTS
I BELIEVE IN SECRET
SECRET WILL STILL WIN, YOU'LL SEE
I just want Secret to get 4th in their group so they can play EG in the first round.
>>150686338
I really wish you reddit retards would keep your "team insight" on reddit
>>150686402
>horse tries to eat carrot
>>150686402
oh there's another one
>>150681859
>>ias buff
Free... two-thirds of a hyperstone?
ETERNAL FUCKING WEABOO YOU GUYS
fenrir has been playing so well this tournament
fy should be proud
>0% win rate without Huskar
You literally can't make this stuff up
Really makes your brain cells fire
>>150686252
>>150686447
they might as well gg out of the entire tournament after losing 2-0 to fnatic.
What the fuck happened, they looked decent yesterday...
>gooks
LMAO
>>150686447
so i am pretty new to dota but i thought you guys said secret was a tier 1 team? how come they are not winning?
>>150686565
they didnt
they won with the drafts alone. The G2 with MVP said it all
ehome though
to: 150686447
>mentally ill weaboo retreats to his happy place where he isnt a loser
Like clockwork and poetry.
>>150686402
nice
>>150686226
>USA wins TI two years in a row
>>150686624
they're tier 1 in europe
>roar on a self stun alch
bravo
MVP just threw that
holy shit
>what if we stack our stuns
>NAcucks
>Calling others cucks when they're LITERALLY cheering for a team with 4 muslims on it
>>150686528
>Free... two-thirds of a hyperstone?
To every guy in your team.
Literally 3 FREE hyperstones. How's that balanced?
>>150686468
>TI5
>EG and Secret don't play due to placings
>TI6
>EG and Secret won't play due to placings
FUCKING REEEEEE
Literally the only times these teams play is when they are at their worst
>>150686624
They has been shit since Shanghai, everybody knows that
>>150686690
but you guys also said EU was good
@150686739
>tumblr
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>>150686739
better than cheering for a team with a canadian on it
>>150686402
BASED SHEEVER
>>150686791
>>>150686690
>but you guys also said EU was good Anonymous 08/04/16(Thu)23:01:05 No.150686791@150686739
>>tumblr
>[-]
NEVA GIVE-AP
>>150686761
>EG is always consistent
>Secret keeps on choking
it's all Secret's fault for being complete shit
>>150681795
>peter pls take me back
>come on peter let me join EG again
>peter i need this
>PEEEEEDURRRR
>>150686773
why did they invite MVP
THEY ASRE SO FUCKING DSHIT
LOLOLOLOLLLOL
INVITED TEAM GETTING KNOCKED OUT AFTER GETTING LAST IN GROUPS
LUL
MVP IS SO FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
why is NA so much better than EU?
MUSHI IS RAPING THEM
>you will NEVER run a train with Arteezy on Mushi
why live
fenrir :3
>lets just group at Rosh again they definitely wont kill us all again like last time
>leave EG
>they do good
>join secret
>they do bad
it must be awful being as bad as artour
DARYL IS DOING IT
No.
Everything is fine. Everything will be fine.
Secret will still win this.
>MVP and Liquid in the exact same spot
I can't take this
>>150686938
oh I thought u were talking about liquid desu senpai :)
>Mushi has twice rtz's networth
How is Secret this fucking exposed
It's hard to enjoy these games with no context to the teams and their shticks and personalities.
Please give me a little headline for the upcoming games. Like
Team A: 3 of them are gay, one is rumored to have killed his own dad and the other one runs a small deli.
>Secret
>Going anywhere near rosh pit
how are secret actually so bad?
>>150687014
Rtz is a succubus, he is only good because he sucks the talent from his teammates
So why exactly have secret lost twice to the team that had zero wins?
filthy huskar pickers BTFO
>>150687031
>PEOPLE UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT SECRET WAS A TI TITLE CONTENDER
>>150687050
>Alch has twice the net worth of any hero
Wow what a surprise goyim
>MUH KOREAN OVERLORDS dumpstered
>yurocucks getting embarrassed
>NA top of the Groups
This TI is fucking God Tier
why us secret so bad
>have a team that can win tournaments
>change your roster for no fucking reason
how can ANYONE be this stupid?
>ban huskar
>win
>>150687031
>losing to literal bottom feeders
Did Puppey somehow fed harder than pieliedie?
>secret retarded enough to feed ember
>>150687191
delete this ;_;
>>150687050
gold printing goblin doing his thing as usual
>get raped in lane
>20 mins later 2x the networth of the guy that raped you
>the bottom teams in groups are MVP, Team Liquid and fucking Synderen
>>150687142
They are that generous.
They'll win 2-0 against DC next game. Mark my words.
>>150687081
go panthers
>>150687191
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that tactical feed by 343 tho
>That sacrifice by Ogre
F
>Secret is 0-4 today
lul
>>150687168
>barely grow facial hair
how fucking young is this guy? or just how fucking shit are his genes?
>manta alch
Literally lost them the game right there.
>>150686938
quality post right here lads
>>150687390
>will be 0-6 after they face DC
>>150687286
the results will depend on DC drafts nothing else
well that and how hard arteezy can carry
>>150687142
god damn she's so fucking cute
>Alch gives Mirana Aghs
Literally FREE Starstorm
>>150687390
>Secret is 0-5 without Huskar
>Ogre just running into certain death to save Mirana
;_;
>>150687497
Depends on whether or not they ban huskar
lmao mushi holy shit
gigantic balls
I get sad whenever I lose MMR and eat a bunch of discount cookies. I have a really bad stomach ache. I wish I could stop losing.
>>150687523
but fnatic's mirana already got aghs and blink
Secret BTFO'd by the same strat they used
MUSHI LITERALLY IGNORING THEM AND ATTACKING THE TOWERS AND RACKS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150687626
you have to have big balls if you're gonna rape someone
SECRET IS DOING IT
WHERE ARE ALL THE HATERS NOW
>fnatic trading kills for raxes
ive seen this game before
>that memeback from 1 kill
Jesus christ
>manta alch
>vs kunkka drow and storm
ROFL
ROFL
>>150683323
>win major
>kick w33 and misery
>end up taking in bulba and artour the professional team wrecker
also fucking eternal_autism is the captain
>>150687789
t. 3k retard
OUR GUYS ARE GOING TO PULL A WIN
>>150687835
>>150687835
new thread
>>150687753
>slowly losing your rax is doing it
how can one be this deluded
>>150687789
>mushit
fucking retard with his item builds
BULBA??!?
what happened with lion?
why is he no longer a top support?
bulba htouhg
bulba toguh
Beast master meta is over
trash hero
Let's get this started
>SHITREKT
>>150687937
Batrider happened. Lion doesnt save people. Oracle Earth spirit does
>EHOME and EG top of their groups
BIG DICK LANM
ICEICEICE GOD
>Liking Shitrekt in 2016
Anime fangays? Are you there?
*pingpingpingpingpingpingpingping*
>>150687142
>>150687142
shes describing how she accidently pissed on the floor
>>150687142
are you that turd that keeps posting soe on /pol ?
>they both fell for the Huskar meme
Lel, this is better than I'd hoped for.
post strim backgrounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwJj2EpC8vg