Spessmen on a spess station - /ss13g/

Help in Maint

Is this baystation?

How do you piss off metaclub people without getting caught lads? I usually just lay traps

Stripey underwear is the best underwear for males.
Kinky best for females.

>Yred is now using the ckey kavlax instead. Permissions have been transferred. The Yred account will be deadminned shortly.
YRED IS TRYING TO DODGE SHITPOSTING BY SWITCHING CKEYS
WILL PROBABLY WORK TOO

hey fellow spessmen. im letting you all know im getting engaged, should i ever tell my gf about spess, or should it be kept in the dark

>>150156723
Give up spess and everything else you love so you can devote everything to her.
Get a divorce and lose half of everything you own anyways.

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>>150156705
Make sure to note that this is the same terrible player.

>>150156723
Hire a clown to show up on your wedding day to trip her, undress her then honk in her face before putting her in a bin, tell her that you play SS13 during your honeymoon

>>150156658
I stage shootings and accidents in the bar so i get to kill at least one of them

>>150156658
I place bear traps in hallways

>>150156382
>>150156382
>>150156382
Updated the pastebin
Use this next thread lads
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>mfw throwing activated gold slime extracts at people and watching them panic when a non-hostile mob spawns

Say no to attack animations.
The name is an overestimation of what it really is.

>>150157471
I'll say what the fuck ever I want to say, dweeb

>>150157471
We should do like in JRPGs where every attack has a really long animation and no one else in the game can move during it

Mini game of soduko when you harm intent a katana to your torso when

What the fuck was going on in Thunderdome that round?

>>150157945
Cult lesen like I mentioned in OOC.

>15 players on a Saturday night

DED

SERVER

>>150158332
Picnic

>>150158332
Sorry, me and my mates are going on for a crawl.

>>150158457
By the river at the park?

YOU KNOW HOW TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET

AND NO PLANT DIES ON YOU

>cannot jaunt or teleport with it
>no speed increase
>doesn't even go through firelocks
Is there ANY point to buying the Firebird as wizard when you can get a jetpack zero fuss?

>>150160128
Fun

Repostan

>Be boring of playing different jobs, try to think different gimmicks.
>Come up with the story of Percival, knight of the round table, entrusted to find the grail by King Arthur.
>Round starts fairly normal, go to order stuff at cargo, then go to bar to prepare our table.
>Mime there, extremely interested and helpful, call over comms for any brave and strong warriors willing to fight for a cause.
>There's actually a lot of people what the hell.
>Mime comes back, sets up our 0 shaped table, kinda elongated and with a hole in the middle.
>Mime makes fireplaces, comfy, xenoarch brings us many weapons like katanas, cult blades.
>I keep my trusty regular sword.
>Tell the knights that we are looking for the grail to restore King Arthur's health; but the Grail is not a thing that can be found, we must unveil it's secret, and then the grail will become apparent. Clown comes in with a glass that shattered and it was the Hloy Grail.
>We roll around, I order many armors, give them out, we get a mass job change to Knight of the round table.
>I gather the nights at the bar to tell the Story of Arthur, the Kingdom, the World and the Grail. OST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k41D9por6c
>We keep rolling around, spider called at arrivals so we go and clean it, in the way, someone tases a knight and we surround Jamarion.
>DO YOU WORSHIP MORGANA HUH?
>11 knights surround a black man with green hair and a coat.
>It wasn't me, it was HoS.
>She will pay, go on, discover the RAGECAGE, Pingy fights one of us but fight is cut short when the BEAR FORCE ONE COMES AROUND.
>Bear force one kills one of us and nearly kills me.
>As I return to life, The secret of the veil is revealed to me. OST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdkI51NehsI
>Plasma is starting to pour in, gather our knights at the bar to tell the secret as station dies around us, send them to rescue anyone they can and get to the shuttle.
>Radstorm, Morgana clearly doesn't want us to live!

>>150160295
>Shuttle draws near, knights save a lot of people, Samson is rescued by Pingy and other knights.
>Vayr dies on the wait, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8wHteSOwW4 [Embed] starts playing.
>We get on the shuttle, help as many people in as we can, one authorization to leave is left, Pingy launches it.
>Pingy kills some guy, Samson dies too.
>PINGY IS ENTHRALLED, HIS STRENGHT IS TOO MUCH, HE IS MORDRED.
>We slap Pingy to death, most knights still alive.
>No ling succed more than 2.


I honestly hope you guys had a fun time, it was one of my most fun rounds.

If you are interested in any of the inspiration, here:
Watch Excalibur (1981) or read La Mors d'Arthur.
And if you're fine with Operas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaANPNrAtpA [Embed]
Be good spessmen.

>>150160128
use a broom instead of a jetpack

Thesee features

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>Learning BYOND
>Getting more robust from it
Some day you will fear me

why is med-pop full of shitters?

>>150163224
Valid hunting

so ive been playing spess for around a year now, should i finally man up and try my hand at security, im very unrobust but i wanna learn

>When IAA and Janitor fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M645871Re7k

>>150163667
Being robust is not the same as having combat skills.

>>150163667
I've been playing for a couple of months and I do alright at it, just don't arrest people unless they're doing shit, don't valid hunt, and don't kill people unless the HoS tells you to (if there is no HoS then just do whatever the fuck you want really, I normally let people go because otherwise the round gets boring)

>>150163738
...i dont have great combat skills either

>>150163887
To get combat skills, just be security or assistant, harm will come to you.

To be robust just play a lot of rounds, robust means being able to adapt to situations that change rapidly without powergaming.

>>150163828
im more worried about being woefully incompetant in the form of getting my ass handed to me then arresting people for no rason

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>mfw being retarded greyshirt pseudo-security
More fun than real security

>>150163828
>don't valid hunt

Don't listen to that part, valid hunting at the end of the day is your job. Despite what it seems like security is not there to boo crewmembers for breaking windows and lock them up for 2 minutes, you are in for the big game. The station won't end if you let one shitter assistant that is deliberately trying to taunt you go, but it will if you let changelling scum absorb freely in maintenance until they get deathsting.

>>150164002
Just tase and cuff so they can't robust you, aim for where people will move to since literally everyone dodges when they hear the taser (they almost always move north/east depending on which way they're running)

>observing
>diona jumps into space with no suit, fights carp
>collapses in space
>watch a mommi drag him back into the station so he can recover
KEEPER lawset, everyone :^)

>>150164121
>Liking extended

>>150164353
>not liking shitter safari

>>150164262
ahelp the little fucker

he brings a bad name to all MoMMI players

>>150164262
Dionaes are not living beings, they're just trees who can move and act.

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>>150165723

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11212
Y/N?

>>150166076
[NO]

>>150166180
But Y

>>150165723
>trees
>not living

>>150166076
Y

>>150165353
DragonBro was made aware, I might check the logs to make sure he actually scolded them

>>150166076
Y

>>150166076
M

Give me your ling tips
For cargo always destroy comms on roid and safely succ anyone you lure there

>>150169028
Lay down somewhere and you'll get an easy sting when people shake you up.
Betraying someone who just wanted to help is a bonus.

>>150169157
Goddamn, this reminds me of something a long time ago.

>>150169028
if you have a choice of targets, eliminating doctors is better

if you can get rid of the monkeys in genetics, and prevent body transplants without being caught, you can more freely stash victims

removing the head with a sharp object (especially a bonesaw) means you can stash it in a backpack and space it

being caught when people are aware of lings is a death sentence, if no lings are suspected you still have a chance to bluff

a grille with a knotted cable connected to the power grid placed in maint will be like a bug zapper for assistants if you can push them into it using non-help intent then pull them repeatedly onto the grille's tile to stop them screaming

>>150169424
Don't get rid of the monkeys in genetics if you have access. Go to the science base on the asteroid and in a cleaning closet there is plenty of monkey cubes. Use those to fly further under the radar.

>>150169546
you can't succ monkeymen you dummy, I'm talking about getting rid of them to stop doctors doing head/brain transplants on your victims

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>could have just killed people and cloned them the entire time

>>150171020
>Only doctor dead
>Doctor never even got to medbay

>>150171020
>try to get people to do this
>everyone either ignores me or says no
I hated that round so much
>>150171112
the only doctor was the first guy to go full murderboner 'Kill them to save me'. I had him, cuffed him, thought 'hey, why don't we clone people instead!', brought him to medbay, uncuffed him, and he ran off to kill more people.

>>150171112
this has happened to me before and it always makes me anally devastated on the rare occasion it does
>be only doctor
>die in whatever way
>dragged to medbay lobby by assistant/miner/scientist whatever
>lying there indefinitely

>>150169628
You only need one non-husked body for infinite head transplants though and you will always have one non-husked body

>>150171303
just because there are workarounds doesn't mean that taking away all the basic tools won't fuck the doctors

speaking of which, space all the surgical tools

>>150169424
>Antagonist that naturally fucks over Medbay and is naturally vulnerable to silicons
>Completely wastes their natural fucking over to Medbay
>Ignores silicons, causes more people to be borged instead
FUCKING
BRILLIANT!

I thought about being a nice ling and telling them before succing that I will clone them and then cloning them myself but they would either start screaming or try to valid me anyway

>>150172065
Make the succing ERP and it'll be fine.

Hey
64x64

>>150173602
Hey
It's free real estate

>>150173791
Hey
HEY
It's a wonderful kind of day

bump ded thread

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I have brought you a masterpiece of art, fresh from the hells of tumblr.

>>150177182
furries are a blight on this game

>>150177182
Me in the dress!

>>150156382
New player here, can I join and lurk the station for a bit? Don't want to get bullied.

>>150178157
this is a ye olde school server with extra bullying sorry
you're welcome to join if you man up

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/11216

I understand that there was a vote to nerf the wheelchair, and that the problem is that there is no idea of HOW to make the nerf, well, I have a couple of ideas.

I don't think that the increase in cost would help the case, because it could cost 10 telecrystals and still it would be used, the chair is all you need; I think the key to ner if is augmenting the cooldown in between hits and however we can increase it would be a good idea.

I think the way to approach it is one of the following ways:
After running over someone, the chair advances 3 tiles in the direction it ran over someone.
Dave it have a 1.5 or 2 second cooldown before it rolls over a specific person, if it's tried, the wheelchair will push.
It's also a problem for knockdown, because on the second hit you're on the ground and maybe with a limb off, I'm not aware of the Sharpness it works on, but I don't think it's the main issue here.
Damage is fine as is, and if any of these nerfs is implemented, then I don't think any nerf to knockdown would be necessary; however, knockdown should be reduced if cooldown is not increased, and if it's not increased then damage should be reduced too, maybe to 15.

And that is my suggestion. Hope it's not terrible.

>>150178157
If someone bullies you click on the nearest vaguely deadly looking object and then click on them a lot.

>>150178469
I still think the wheelchair is an expensive, counterable piece of syndie tech for glass-cannon playstyle that doesn't need a nerf but I know I'm not sharing a popular opinion

>>150178618
Well, it is glass cannon.

Until you take creatine with it.
Then it's just inevitable death on wheels.

>>150178707
break the chair or shut the firelock, you can turn on all the firelocks in an area by flipping the fire alarm

it also only takes 2 metal rods to make an impassable grille to buy you time

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>>150178707
Make the chair gib you if use creatine or medical nanobots
Problem solved

>>150167398
Shit, I forgot about that

>>150180143
It was somebody using the name Electric Crab, or something similar

>>150180187
There's a lot of crabs, and a lot of days to go through

>>150180296
I'll find it later :^)

How is the Vox ERP scene on here? As good as /tg/?

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>>150180910

>>150180910
even better, heads organize huge orgies on a round-by-round basis where we tickle eachothers birdo prostates. But we like to keep our erp quality high, going to need your ckey to whitelist you

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>>150180910
It's huge, feel free to ERP as much as you want friend.
Also rape is allowed.

We should remove Kurt Jacob and any waifu who has been indecent with him.

>accidentally slip into space
>land on the roid
>my target is the quartermaster
>call him over to let me back onto the station
>meme him with the syndie chair and take his ID
>murder a few more people, get my glorious death
>become blob
wew

>>150182096
I forgot to mention, he stuttered out "of fucking course" as I was meming him, then he put up a github issue to nerf the chair :^)

>>150182093
>you will never bear kurt's half-human half-catbeast children

Turn on your suit sensors.
You probably won't get saved but it will increase your chances.
Unless there's an antag scientist working telesci.

So I have not played since Mancrowave came out.

Whats with all this Z level space vault stuff? Can I still wander around or is it all set locations

>>150182608
You can still wander around, they're randomly put into different areas in space

Basically think of the clown roid, but more likely to have xenos in it

>>150182608
Old structures like the satellite or derelict are set in place

Vaults are randomly placed in vacant areas around the z-levels

What is your favorite erp spot on the station?

>>150183928
your ass

>>150183928
Being knotted in virology by a cute greytide-implanted abomination, after he's cuffed and windowslammed me unf

>>150183928
The brig obviously.
Nobody cares if you take a few greyshits into interrogation or the showers while their timers are running.

THINGS I HAVE LEARNED IN MY FIRST WEEK OF SPACE STATION 13
>everybody else is an asshole
>they all want you dead
>they're just waiting for an excuse
>turn off welder before refueling it
That's about it really

>>150184672
stop hanging out in toxic environments friend

>>150184672
I'll be your friend

t. reica

Deadmin Yred/Kavlax

reminder that yred is dodging shitposting by playing on his new account Kavlax

>>150184672
I'll never hurt you.
Unless you fuck with medbay or my patients then i'll crush your skull and put your mangled body in the morgue.

Okay so.. if i wanted to use the Singulo beacon how do I put a tile in space and wire it. Explain it to me like I am mentally challenged (I am)

>>150185918
it needs to be connected to power

there needs to be a knot under it from the cables (wire an already wired spot to make a knot)

>place beacon on knot
>wrench it down
>use an empty hand on it to pull the wires through
>use an empty hand on it to switch it on

how do i use my telepathy to talk to people?

>>150186235
Oh the wiki is wrong then? there goes one plan

>>150186304
What does the wiki say?

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>>150186340
Placed like a powersink, screwdriver to secure and open hand to turn on, the singularity beacon will attract the singularity towards it, if it is loose. Note that for it to be useful at all the singularity does need to be released, as the beacon will not release it. A singularity beacon can not be picked up when ordered, having to be dragged to move it. It also blocks movement over it, so be sure to spawn it where you want to set the beacon up. Unlike a powersink it does not need to be connected to an active powerline, allowing you to secure one in deep space above the station on a single tile of floor.Not available to nuke agents.

>>150186403
I might be wrong on needing a power network, but I'd rather not risk it but
>screwdriver
it's definitely a wrench

>>150186249
You have to have either seen a player in close proximity speak to you or have previously examined a player.

can we add emojis to normalspeak

Anyone need engineering tips?

>>150188981
I need atmos tips. How the fuck do i make a two-burning chamber TEG?

>>150189161
That seems easy enough. All you need is to branch off the canisters into two different built rooms. You can also build floor ignighter, by wrenching or welding a ignighter, then multi-tool it. But for the pipes, all you really need is some mantifolds.

>>150184823
>valid salad mc shitterton
No thanks.

>>150157006
>playing IRL spess,no holding back with the props

I want it

>>150189382
But how does it work?

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>that guy calling it because he is bored

>>150189775
best thing he was on station for like 10 mins

>>150189775
>People who arbitrarily call it after 2 hours

Should have it so that new antag types are introduced every 45~ minutes, depending on population and current surviving antags

>>150189957
this

>>150184672
I'm not an asshole! I don't want you dead! I'm never waiting for an excuse to kill someone!

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>let's play some colonoscopy
>log in on a fresh round
>muhreen it up
>look at the clock
>what seemed like five rounds was actually 15 fucking hours

Food Eaten: 77
Hope you enjoyed your random food

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>>150189957
>they still won't fix or reimplement the tensioner

Make syringes great again!

>Ripley Vs. Seraph fight at CentComm

If only I made a combat mech instead, I might have stood a chance. Maybe.

>>150190653
rsg is already OP, making it go through hardsuits would be stupid. Shoulda had a better backup plan desu, or been more robust, nerdo

>>150190703
I was gonna shoot you with the railgun but turns out it wasnt even enough to kill an already wounded janitor.

>>150190803
My original plan was not get caught.

>>150190839
Railgun is only good at a few hundred MW. MoMMI and borg only minimally set up the SME, and I was too lazy to fuck with it to get anything more than 70MW out of it.

>>150190910
Was getting caught part of your plan?

>>150189775
>emergency shuttle is only used for emergencies
>"I'm bored and didnt get my antag roll"

>>150190653
syringes are op, stabbing someone with a shitter juice syringe will have em cucked

>>150184672
A third of the playerbase are fun people.
A third is the absolute trash of humanity who play this game because they are incapable of socializing in any way. You can generally hear them shouting shit only their disfunctional brain understands in common channel and dead channel.
A third are literally underage autists who like to play knights with capes and swords.

>>150191473
Am I fun, senpai?

>>150191473
in english;
>/vg/ players and hippie players
>baybies
>baybies again

>>150191982
Bay has better socializing skills than a majority of the playerbase considering y'know they have a higher concentration (but constrictive) RP.

>>150192154
>bay has better socializing skills

HAHAHAH
HAha
haaaaa

you funny guy, i ban you last

>>150192238
Yeah mate, compared to this playerbase that has its communication skills limited to insults, what they want, and 4 word sentences because standing still is death.

>>150191473
Lmao are you still sperging out about that hyamoto

>>150192334
Bay literally plays this game because they are incapable of socializing with normal human beings, so they have to hide behind some fake special snowflake, and treat this game as a glorified chatroom.

>>150192680
that what?

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i cry every time

>>150192832
And compared to this playerbase that also has snowflakes with even less personality and treat it like a glorified deathmatch?

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>>150192334
I feel you but there's something about shit like this that just sucks what little dignity there is out of the game.

>>150191473
here
for future reference, this guy >>150192940 is probably a #3

>>150193019
That directly conflicts with what I said in deathmatch pal, use your brain a little.

>>150193117
I'm glad you just confirmed your autism. #3 isn't about deathmatching

>>150192940
But that's completely fucking wrong. The shitty snowflakes are the ones who don't play this game right, and furthermore, this game is a fucking deathmatch, and if you treat it like anything else, then why the fuck are you here, you braindead retard?

Fuck off back to bay.

>>150193219
Dunno mate, the only reason to grab a sword is if you're attacking other people.

>>150192896
A pity the existing versions of the clown planet are so lackluster.

>>150192976
that'd be okay if not for that terrible tattoo mention
post the rest

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>64x64 sprites

If I went on bay and said my character was actually a skeleton that grew skin and stuff, then do nothing but run around shouting "boo" at people and playing a xylophone whilst reminiscing, would I get banned? Because if not then I'm moving to bay

>>150194019
You would probably be forced to stop by admins and then banned if you didn't comply, yes.

>>150194019
>Because if not then I'm moving to bay
You wouldn't get banned.

>>150194108
>lying to him
just let him follow his dreams

Naomi Williams is my waifu! we must unite to watch me marry her!

>>150195063
2nd worst sec.
Trinity is top worst

>>150188981
Pretty sure the wiki is either outdated or just not designed for meta which I was playing but, how do you set up the sme?

>>150188981
Yes, please tell me if the TEG page is outdated or if I'm missing something, but there is no way I can generate 10 MW with the "Low Maintenance Setup", more like 500 kW or something.

Trinity is really cute. Is she available?

>>150196438
Yup.

>>150192940
Don't forget this thread and the admin obsession and "waifu" posting. It has gone way past 4 levels of irony.

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BEHOLD

SS14 (Schutzstaffel 14) IS ON THE MAKING

>>150199410
>3d
[NO]

>>150199593
Watcha gun' do 'bout it?

Call the space cops?

>>150199682
yes

>>150200763
Oh shit
Please don't

>>150192976
Thats a really fucking long tattoo

You were the best engineering team I could have asked for, guys.

Thanks for playing ball with us, admin.

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Fun engineering round you guys were 10/10

>there was a cult entire round
I thought that was just lame admin joke

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>have to pay denbts towards the end
>admins keep rushing me with their button pressing
>mfw everything after shuttle call

>>150200940
You were 1 second away from getting your crystal.

3,805 J, ya did good

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>>150200854
>>150199682
I am the space cop who here needs arresting

>>150200976
It was just a random shitter diona who was named like 'dickpisscunt' originally so it must have been badmin

>4. ERP stands for Erotic Role Play. It's basically when you RP the act of sex or something intended to get someone off sexually. It's not welcome here. ERP absolves all admin protection, including from the admins themselves. Additionally, ERP without the consent of the other party is a no-warning permaban. Same goes for disturbing sexual behavior, as in, Me "furiously masturbates." Reading porn over the radio, such as WGW, voids all admin protection.

what did she mean by this?

In 2125 I was on a research colony
On Ifrit
Just a quiet backwater facility
Among the stars

And then one day
I was minding my own buisness
I was researching my own aliens
And there he was...

COLONIAL ASSHOOOOOOLE
In a dropship flying off the sulaco
COLONIAL ASSHOOOOOOOOOOLE
Smashing through a bridge

And as he landed
Out came his machete
Slashed my boss right in the face

COLONIAL ASSHOOOOOOOOLE
Planting charges left and right
COLONIAL ASSHOOOOOOOOLE
All he does is annihilate and fight

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>Get most mats for science early on
>Make some slime pets
>Build a phazon from slimes
>Deck the phazon out with lasers, tazers, and max cell
And they say xenobio is a fluff job.

>>150192334
Remember when i promised i ban you last?

>>150200940
>>150200964
>Everyone getting comfy
>god says we need 3.800 j in the shard to make it EXPAND
>everyone puts their game face
10/10

>>150201304
Nobody cares about your fucking retarded server that popped out of nowhere

>>150201378
Actually most of it was the borg feeding the fab. It only build like two parts until he came

>>150201083
>>150200976
Alright, here's how it went

>Chaplain chooses the grim reaper as their deity
>Wiz summons guns, so chaplain wishes for death
>Gets sent to a weird dark maze of spookiness, eventually dies to the horrors within
>Much much later, diona nymph gets taze-spammed by a pod in the corridors
>Begs god to help him out
>Grim reaper replies, diona is now in the maze
>Diona, being practically immune to death from mobs that don't spew lasers and fire, eventually completes it by beating the horrors away with his bare fists and the chaplains stuff
>Gets a scythe, a hood, and freedom
>Later on, tries to summon nar-sie
>Nar-sie's fucking pissed that he's talking like a whale, tells him to get started and that he isn't going to get summoned over a corny dog and a very chopped up corpse
>Diona does their research using no starting words, starts converting people

>>150201304
Is this a mix of Neutral Milk Hotel and Space Asshole

>>150201443
Speaking of mats, where was the miner that whole round?

>>150201449
He literally couldnt figure out that the null rod was blocking conversion
im surprised he could noword research

>>150201578
>Everybody getting comfy
>Next to a radioactive heart of a gas giant

How much were you guys tripping exactly?

>>150201578
I repaired all the main hallway breaches (Very lazily) so you didnt have to get up
T. Borg near the end of round who couldnt convince anyone to place phazon tiles down

>>150201398
3800 is a strange number to request, I normally do ~4k.
As long as your cooling is stronk you can blast that fucker all day.
In terms of power you molest one shard with the emitter beams and the rest just feel the heat, reach that GW easy.

>>150201696
No tripping at all since we had mesons

>>150202203
I was getting a bit of toxins at the end, but I was also out in a rad storm.

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Been away for a while. What's the word on implementing Martians and how is the DOOM project coming along?

>>150202678
Admins can give you over a thousand arms currently, it will not allow you to see anything though.

>>150201304
I didn't sign up for this
I just wanted to get away
Somewhere remote
Just a place where I could earn myself
A day's pay
Without being smote
But every time I think I'm safe
Every time I think it's calm
I'm wrong...

COLONIAL ASSHOOOOOOOOLE
wrench swinging, buildings falling down
COLONIAL ASSHOOOOOOOOOOLE
Laying waste to this entire colony

All the rest are dead
COLONIAL ASSHOOOOOLE has prevailed
Only I am left alive to tell the tale...

Of COLONIAL ASSHOOOOOOLE
Comes out of nowhere to destroy
COLONIAL ASSHOOOOOOOOLE
Hunt and carnage is all he can enjoy

>>150201304
>>150203028
cm is shit and so are you

>>150202678
Ohhh, i've been away for a while too. Almost forgot about the DOOM project

FTL13 is launching today

>>150203656
>FTL13
>Huh what's this
>exactly as it says on the tin, FTL in SS13

Sweet, I didn't even know this code base was in development. First I've heard of it.

>>150203656
/vg/ coders on suicide watch

>>150203656
Is there going to be a server, further more where can I find it?

APC DESTROYED MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

>Can't continue with fallout 4 mod because don't know if a function exists in this poorly documented creation kit, and the forums are slow
>Can't continue with spess project because something needs to get merged first, and can't add to it because atomic PRs

posi did you want to be borged because you knew the ai was malf?

>>150204953
every malf round posi goes crazy with pinging

>>150203656
This looks fucking rad.

>>150205119
Metagame it

>>150156723
Help your gf learn to love clowns by making her play space and stalking her as clown an bullying her
That's what I do to mine

>>150204063
>>150203656
link?

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>>150156723
>>150206682
people like you disgust me

>>150188121
merged

>>150156723
leave her in the dark and then break up your engagement when you start chasing someone from spess who doesn't even want you
the waifu prince did it so so can you

Reminder that I'M STILL TRAPPED IN MAINT

SEND HELP

I'VE BEEN STUCK THERE FOR OVER THREE SHIFTS

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>Get tator
>Buy syndicate wheelchair

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>>150209531
Yeah I do that pretty often

Firelocks finally fixed whoop whoop

>>150178783
>>150178618
Of course you don't want it to be nerfed, Reica, it's the ONLY thing you use.

>>150182179
I didn't put the issue to nerf it, turns out that earlier there was a vote and people decided to nerf it, but they didn't know HOW to do it. I just suggested a way.

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>5 wizards

>>150210087
Hey I use chloral too

>>150210342
2 wizzes, 5 apprentices

>>150210397
You don't have to call the uplink to use chloral.

>>150178783
>weld firelocks in place
>wheelchair user is creatined
>punches their way out through rwalls
gr8

>>150210554
water potass or suicide succumb

Chef and Botanist are comfiest jobs. This is absolute.

>>150209531
>>150209794
Dumb anime posters.........

>>150210685
He's right

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>get tator
>don't buy uplink items unless i want to allahu akbar with explosive implant or my job is shit

>>150210685
and chemist is the most fun job while also being the least fun

you're a human pill dispenser but at the same time there is no limit to what you can do

>>150210685
Librarian is max comfy.

>>150210801
>chemist
>no limit to what you can do
What?
Mate as a chemist, we don't have that many chemicals and they don't even go that far
Not to mention Science gets everything you do and more

>>150210342
>>150210463
>Its raging mages
>They all buy 5 apprentices
>They all take mindswap kit
>Station is wizards

>>150210793
what i like to do is kill some poor fuck, buy a bunch of shit, steal their identity, plant evidence on them, then go the rest of the shift chill as fuck because nobody thinks i'm them

>>150210685
I play Chef, and I'm not so sure.

>rushing to make a really nice display
>finally complete it in all its glory
>greytide comes up and eats it in a few bites and leaves
>display ruined

>make Super Bite Burger
>shitter steals it and puts it in their backpack
>when it's worth tons of nutriments that they'll never finish

>spend entire shift attempting to replace eaten food
>never get the chance to look at chat or know what is happening on the station

>people putting food back in random spots on the table and ruin the display

Food is Hell.

>>150211008
Apprentices pulls from the dead. If there's no deadites with wizard enabled, you don't get an apprentice.

>>150211275
not that hard

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>>150210685
>be botanist.
>chef only deep fried food or makes meme food despite a full fridge of loads of ingredients
>entire will to exist disappears

>>150211260
Heres the secret to chef
use both microwaves at once at all times. never make one thing when you can make two.

>tfw waifu is almost always in another department

>>150211414
Thats when you throw bees at him

>>150211465
I do that, though.

>>150211414
>Botanists are memelords who only grow vulgaris and watermelon
>Still produce tons of food due to spamming cargo with demands of trophy meats, monkey cubes and other supplies

>It's a botanist spiked everything with spiritbreaker toxin episode

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>>150211647
I'm not a shitter memer, I grow all things but weed, grass and wood. I'm sorry most botanists are shitters though

>>150212090
Grow a little vulgaris for salad so i can get some green on the table.

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>>150211830
ENDURANCE RUN

>>150211647
i give the chef half of botany and the other half is for exotic seed crates and 150 potency nettles
am i a memer?

>>150212090
>doesn't grow wood
fucking why
wood is perfect

Can the AI core survive inide a SME?

mode tier list

god tier
>nuke ops
>tatorchan

good tier
>rev
>double nigger
>auto tator
>ragin mages
>babies day out
>malf

okay tier
>xeno
>bleb
>shitter safari

bad tier
>normal wizmen
>vampire

remove tier
>changeling

turn into a mid round event tier
>raiders

>>150212409
Depends on how many fruit you spliced into the half the chef gets.
If you do what i do and just splice litearlly every fruit in your machine onto a apple tree and then grow that in half you'll be fine.
Remember, you aren't doing botany right if you cant fill atleast three smart-fridges by round end.

>>150212471
This gives me an idea for a most dangerous gambit.
Pretty sure it can tolerate the heat, it's made of plasteel afterall.

deity is an idiot

>>150211830
>xenobiology and the botanist work together to spike everything with slime mutagen

>>150212853
Whats your opinion of every roundtype having auto-tator enabled by default
I think it would help a lot.

>>150212853
>anything chan
>above "bad" tier
Incomprehensibly shit list

>>150212910
Exactly my idea. AI CORE SME

>>150213213
AI core is damaged by burning unless its malf and has the upgrade i /think/

Vote

www.strawpoll.me/10880885

>>150213287
Perfect Malf AI idea

>>150213287
I'll be in pure cooled o2 with 0.1 plasma. I'm pretty sure it'll be safe.

>>150213213
I might ask for consent to do it as a mommi one time, it fucks up and it's my fault I'll take a silicon ban or a perma, either way.
Might as well make it a crystal, I'm not gonna lose unless they push buttons.

>>150213418
>AI is malf when you ask
>His face when it works

>>150213049
>auto tator on by default in every mode
no, because security is already hard enough

What we need is at least one tator or changeling in to spawn in every game mode where the crew unites against a common adversary.
For these game modes (blob, malf, ops, raiders) you can use meta knowledge to distribute guns and have faith your fellow crew members won't murder you.
I think this distracts from the paranoia that makes ss13 great.

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>>150212853
>babies day out

>>150213632
>Traitor on malf
>He just hands out EMP grenades like candy and is given his objective on a tray

>>150213381
>swooce my way into the SME room
>no turrets anywhere
>shoot the sitting duck AI through the glass
SO HARD

>>150211275
If you don't get an apprentice you can reclaim the spell point by sliding the scroll back into the spell book.

>>150213393
We could make a whole sport of it, SMEs in the most bizarre and high risk areas, speed building, comfiness, minimal interference in a high traffic area etc etc.
Weird shapes, size restrictions, pipe restrictions!

>>150213789
The AI core IS the SME room, you dong.

>>150212853
>baby's day out
>not elder god tier

>>150213789
>get rad to death

>>150213789
I'm building the SME in the AI core, my lad. If you open the the core the whole station will be plasma. i am leavin the turrets there so it can ignite the plasma

>>150213935
SME in the middle of escape hallway
Hardmode: Enough suits and mesons that only dumbfucks get irradiated/mindfucked

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BEHOLD

SS14 (Schutzstaffel 14) IS ON THE MAKING

>>150202678
Martians got stalled by people who didn't like it being a reference. It's currently dead. DOOM is occasionally posted but not as much as it was.

>>150214041
it can pop the lightbulbs in there

>>150214168
is this a new meme?

I want to ship Yred!

>>150214062
>get engi suit
>die because plasma and fire
>get atmos suit
>die of radiation
lmao dumbfucks just like get a CE hardsuit lol

>>150214062
I'm definitely up for it at some point in the future, the emitters are going to be fun because you can have them turn off and on with proximity sensors and such, you could have them flying about in hallways and be nearly safe.
Such potential.

>>150214246
N-no
I-It's my game anon...

>>150214347
CE Hardsuit doesn't have plasma protection

>>150214278
He changed his name to dodge shitposting, Anon
He is now Kavlax

>>150213418
Consent does not matter for MoMMIs. Do not involve yourself with other beings etc etc

>>150214278
He forgot his password to Yred, who now only exists on a laptop that can run for 15 minutes at a time

Yred is kill, all hail Kavlax

what if blob rounds can have auto traitors but they need to destroy the blob then nuke the station
imagine the panic when people don't see round end when all cores are dead

>>150212853
>okay tier
>>bleb
bleb is the best mode senpai

>>150214787
Which is why you ask an admin to law 0 you to play a most dangerous game.

>>150214459
full retard

>>150214026
SME rads are only noticeable if you're within about 2 tiles of the shard. Outside of that the most you get is halluc without mesons.

>>150214863
It would be if bleb-as-crew is nigh impossible to win against someone with a brain in their skull.

>>150214832
>He forgot his password to Yred
yeah fucking right
he knew what it's like to be rightfully grudged in-game and he saw randomnaming did save his ass
now he's randomnaming out of the game due to people rightfully grudging his ckey

>>150202678
The code for multiple arms is in there but no race has it.
Doomstation is still growing but on a more technical state, instead of slapping all the features together.

>>150215108
Well I bumbled that sentence good but you get the idea. Blob is RETARD STRONG as things stand and if the blob player(s) is competent then your only hope is a lucky singuloose for a ""WIN""

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>post yfw a blob overmind cluster announcement comes in right after borgs are blown

>>150215254
>Deity touches Blob
>Fucks it up hardcore with a side serving of lag
>Deity touches soulstones
>Dude unstoppable manifested ghost kamikaze murderbone and carrying heads back for free soulstones lmao
I'm so glad this guy fucked off after being told no for the first time

>>150215592
Glad to see that that one round is still remembered.

>>150215592
He's always been an asshole, I've no idea why people didn't notice sooner

>>150215737
fuck off kavlax, you are cancer

>>150216013
whomp

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>>150215579

who's your favorite surgeon/nurse?

>>150216186
Ginger Beach.

>>150216186
Julia Brandt

changeling is the best mode
>>150216186
Lacy

>tfw you make a shit ton of drinks and no one comes to the bar

>still no FTL game mode

>>150216186
me :3

>>150218341
>not being on ftlship13 and launching the clown out the torpedo tube
step it up

>>150216186
Rail.

>>150219013
where can I find the IP?

>>150217892
>Alcohol
>useful

First round as security officer.

On a scale of one to shitcurity, how badly did I do?

I was Dimitar, by the way.

>>150210998
This
even fucking mechanics can get a chemdisp and do more than a chemist, what the fuck is this guy on about.

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>>150219783

>>150219994
There was also a dead mouse in her groin

>>150219783
more crazy xeno surgery content when?

>>150219959
>>150210998
that's just it
people expect things of a researcher, and freak out if they see one running around, cause they can make bombs
mechanics are highly in demand, and are basically discount engineers
chemists can fuck off and nobody cares
they can do less and that's why they can do way more

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>>150219783
>Reica, Kayle and Julia

>>150219783
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.

>>150220513
Did she died?

>>150220171
>chemists can fuck off and nobody cares
literally what?
If my chemist fucks off I yell in common until he comes back
I didn't sign up as medic to make your goddam pills.

Nobody cares what mechanics do.

>>150220512
the real meatclub

>>150220653
She wouldn't say why.

>>150220171
>people expect things of a researcher
AHAHHHHHAHAHAAAAHHAHH
> mechanics are highly in demand
HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHA
>chemists can fuck off and nobody cares
Oh my god dude you are killing me you are so fucking funny

>>150218341
Ones being made check YouTube

Clown only round, with no antags.
60 players.
What happens?

>>150221087

Honk.

>>150220754
It's true we're the real metaclub.

>norris doesn't scream at all
CHANGE THIS

When was the golden age of vg code?

What was added during it?

>>150221542
Get a good audio, see code for things that scream, and add it

>>150222336
/vg/ was never good.

Only CM is good.

>>150222794
I got your audio right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiMBzpZF1nE

SHIT I NEED HELP IN ROBOTICS NOW

>>150222795

t. Apophis