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Last time on /ss13g/
>4 mech modules?
>chairs for the meta ghost
>and boos for the throne of spook


>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

nice thread link
nice op

>>150520317
worst op, fuck off back to /mu/

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1st for Ginger Beach!

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thoughts?

>>150521208
BABIES DDAY OUT MODE WHEN

>>150521153
>1st
>!
>self-shilling
wew

>baycancer
>TGcancer

meanwhile this thread will have waifu/admin and " i want to ..." posting again

>>150520317
Why would you do this? Be honest, is mental retardation the reason?

>Spin chairs a bit as a ghost
>People run off in the direction I stop it at
>They find a body
>Meta status: communicated

http://store.steampowered.com/app/443810/
HoS: the game

>>150522082
REMOVE BOO remove boo, you are worst ghost

>>150521153
Ferb no

what the fuck is wrong with people
how hard can it be to make a simple fucking OP

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>get a call that someone is selling bombs
>we arrest Isaac
>mime gets in
>we begin taking apart the bombs
>little do we know, the mime just passed the clown a bomb
>cue large scale explosion, killing the whole security team

what should be my gimmick?

>>150524114
you may only speak by saying "hello" in different entonations

>>150524003
>Tfw get a bomb implanted in your chest and someone tries to get fresh with you only to set it off by stripping you

>>150524162
done

Mention the top 3 static namers you like to see on the manifest.

>>150524468
Carl Smith
Mops Tarr
Harley Quinn

>>150524468
Me
Me
Me

>>150524468
Dummo was the only worthy static namer

>>150524468
Fuck off.
Make the general great again.

>>150524003
Isaac is a shitter and needs a ban from pretty much every role, he can't be trusted to do anything without being a shitter.

>>150524468
felicity/ashe because they can do their fucking jobs
dean du
ME

>>150524468
Nick Weller
Kazuhira Miller
Ray Dubi

all security

>>150524468
Patrick Bateman!
Italus Hark!
Nick Weller!

>>150525531
>Nick weller on engineering
>Time for fun
>Nick weller on security
>Admin buses have been ruined, no fun is allowed, everything is horrible

>>150525638
but security = funpolice

>>150524468
me
yahir kepplinger
dr. steve

>>150524468
Ginger Beach
Julia Brandt
Mallory Brooks

>>150525736
>not interested
>hopped on at least 3 other peoples cocks and then went lesbo when they all decided they hated her guts
>too busy sucking shiggys dick

shit taste

>>150525736
are you pretending to be shiggy

>>150525736
>Sj was the original Waifu master
>Then Shiggy came
>Followed by spergay

It seems the s's are the Waifu masters, who is the next to come?

>>150525173
>someone shills me
the best feeling

>log in
>killette's online
>log out
oh well, maybe another day.

>>150526114
>spergay
>waifu master

AHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHHAHA
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hahahahahah, you funny guy, i ban you last

>log in
>adminwho
>FatBaldBastard as Local Shitcuritymin (Online)
>log out

>>150524468
Yahir Kepplinger
Sheev Palpatine
Rail

remove kavlax

>>150526623
no

REMOVE KAVLAX remove kavlax

>>150526793
yes you're not wanted

>>150526967
>>150526838
no

>>150527180
kavlax you need to stop

>>150527180
>>150526967
>>150526838
>>150526793
>>150526623
no

>>150524468
I was gonna say the dream team but none of them play security now

>>150526405
He is banned, nice meme though

>>150525903
List at least 3

>>150527345
he's online RIGHT NOW

>>150527245
>>150527180
>>150526967
>>150527267
no

MORENA EATS MICE

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I miss rail.
Waifu please come back

>>150527620
t. person who has never been in medbay at the same time as "walking talking obstacle" rail

>>150527439
You are seeing things, your obsession has gone too far

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>>150527405
shiggy
spergay
sj

now she's gunning for reica pussy

>>150527764
she looks cute there desu

>>150527620
>hurr durr a spiderling pls of helping, im cute BWAAK
>yes me viro, me cure people bwaak!!
>im hiding behind fork, so cute!!
People who pretend to be cute are so cringy, im glad he doesnt play anymore

>>150527716
SHUT UP DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT MY WAIFU
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS TAKE IT BACK

>>150527764
>Morena
>Medbay shitdoctor
>Strawberrytan
>Medbay shitdoctor
>Kaylie Morgan
>Medbay shitdoctor

It's like poetry, the medbay dream team

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Seriously?

>>150528453
Yes
The standard changed
It was fucking stupid in the first place anyway

>>150527547
I'll eat you if you don't shut up.

>>150527738
anon, are you unable to check /who?
are you currently banned?

>>150528453
Comicatomic returned, and thus all progress ground to a halt

>>150528759
The fact is you are obsessed with me, why are you so concerned about killete

>>150521208
who are you and why are you posting this?

>>150528148
>pretend to be cute

how do you know if someone actually IS cute
name one

>>150528221
>one isn't even in med when they need to be in med
>one does things to deliberately fuck with people like putting them in the wrong body instead of cloning 4noraisin
>the last one (and all of them really) is just a daft fucking twat

at least we're free from shiggy and his protege being fucking useless

>>150529297
killete

>>150529206
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ieor2iXY9wg&t=11s

you guys ever feel like everyone takes this game too seriously?

usually when people say you're a fagot for playing to win i think its stupid because the whole point is to win.
however, winning is clearly not the point here.

>>150529450
I don't even play med anymore anon, and that whole 'never in medbay xd' is just a meme cultivated by Yahir because I left once when we had 5 other medbay personnel on a lowpop round.

>>150529823
>Yahir isn't the best medbay player

I love this meme, Fuck off metagrudger

>>150527764
that was the round we transplanted vox legs onto ourselves and make a horrifying abomination man out of every sentient race

>>150529785

the only truly cringey part is how much everyone cares how others play in terms of ways that don't affect the round and the banvalid culture. A lot of people must be truly miserable to invest so much of their time to trying to get others banned from the server because "I don't want to play with them". especially the ones who never actually play.

>>150529450
>>150529450
>one does things to deliberately fuck with people like putting them in the wrong body instead of cloning 4noraisin
I did that once, to yahir, for fun, after he killed himself by drinking water

get the stick out of your ass

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>Doing magic magic tricks
>Go into maint because notice the way to sec is open and want to show the warden
>Some murderboner using a crossbow and an energy sword kills me

>>150529297
I meant "trying" but i always assume this kind of faggotry comes for fat neckbeards that dream in being little girls or antrophomorfic shit

>>150530521
>literally whacked a guy with a wrench because he wouldn't tell him what hand was broken
>didn't just use the scanners

Yahir being good is a meme. He is autistic about chem, but past that, his anti-social attitude is nothing but a detriment to medbay and generally makes it run less efficiently due to him getting pissy with other people over small shit.

>>150529785
I just hate when people do my job, don't let me do my job, or don't let me help them 4absolutelynoraisin.

Sec was low last round, I printed guns and shit, HoP and Captain only came after I mensaged them offering guns, not the HoS, not the lone sec officer I mensaged like twice and said loud on coms I was trying to help, no, none of em, just ignore the mechanic giving away free fucking guns and upgrades when you are understaffed, that works wonders.

>>150528674
eat me !

>>150530727
>goes into maint
>flabbergasted when killed
stay out of maint, it's for the Robust or Cheeky Traitors

>>150531264
>mechanic printing guns when nobody asks for it
Sounds about right.

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>>150531471

>>150531471
No, leave me alone, don't even talk about me.

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>>150531471
I want morena to swallow me whole like the food I am!

>you will never be digested in morena's tummy

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>>150532145
I want Julia to play with her food, me!

Holy fuck kill yourselves

>No giga Julia bullying a crew made up entirely of mouse girls

>>150532492
If it's being gurgled inside mai waifu, gladly!

>>150531264
>mensaged

But yeah, I was a roboticist fixing bots and building shit when some nigger comes in through tailgating with a broken Borg. Without saying anything he tries to fix it so I leave him alone, then after a while he says I suck and wants me to print some borg shit. Disposaled him then fixed the borg

>>150532145
>>150532340
>>150532512
Go back to vore or bay, just fuck off

>>150532953
onoy

So is Bay any good after they finally regained pop? I'm getting tired of 1 hour rounds and constant validhunting.

Meme answers and /vg/pride need not apply.

>>150533813
I haven't been there since they regained pop, but I was under the impression that it was still full of actual metafriends and circlejerks

>>150533813
Sarah Clarke is the changeling, we must unite to defeat her

>>150533813
Short answer no
Long answer nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I'm going to rape Evangelyne Garland

>>150534048
I've been thinking about playing bay, is there a worse meat club than here?

>>150532340
I want a lot of things, too, anon.

>>150533813
>>150534675
Fuck off to bay both of you

We don't need fucking RP faggots shitting things up here

>>150534735
You know who I am

lunch!

>>150534827
Why don't you fuck off you waifu shitter

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>>150534643
Please do not rape my husbando

>>150535949
Aren't waifushitters and RPfaggots esentially the same shit?

>>150536909
im a RPfag and hate waifus so no

>>150532340
that's not Julia

>>150537739
This 2 bee aitch

>>150537739
Same

post stuff that triggers your autism
>female player me:giggles a billion times for whatever the shit you say to >her
>traders that at 14:50 haven't trade shit and behave like fucking crewmembers and when you ask them to trade they offer their jetpacks like it was 50 sheets of diamonds and the blood of pomf
>people "flirting"
>people pretending to be anime archetypes
>people who protect catbeasts, wizards and the likes

Fun round as the card playing vampire

People really care too much about green and red text though. I do like the relaxing nature that round had, but I must admit me getting validhunted was pretty fun yakety saxing until my capture.

>>150539403
Fuck off Killette, kill yourself.

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>being interrogated
>hear knocking on the one-way glass
>the two idiots knocking on it BREAK the glass and become visible
Holy shit I couldn't breathe

>>150539112
>tfw protected a catbeasted suboordinate of my department instead of succumbing to being as valid salad memer

that virus right at the end, good shit

>>150539112
>someone in your department just sits in one place doing nothing all round
>someone roundstart suicides because they didn't get the job they wanted

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>>150539112
>People who wait for things to happen to them instead of doing things
>People who get upset that they're not involved because all they did was stand in the bar, then go and AFK in the bar
>Taking waifus into OOC, or complaining about female characters OOC. It's a character. They're a fiction usually about a gimmick come on guys
>NOT LISTENING TO DEPARTMENT RADIO

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>shuttle full of catbeasts
>one in security clothing runs into the brig area to charge their taser
>walk in the open door and take it, taze them
>other security officers join in stomping them

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>>150539506
>get a cure for it
>run it in the isolation thing to see what the fuck it was
>mfw two pathogenic stamms

>>150539431
someone's saltier than a circus peanut, ya little grudging faggot. Live and let go, be happy.

>>150539112
scientists and mechanics coming to loot the vox outpost

>>150539434
I was the one who broke it. You couldnt use the monitor and I just thought there was a covering glass. I didn't think it would reveal us.

>Reica Carter joins half way into a shift.
>Does nothing in medbay, isn't around for virus curing or aftermath of saving like 4 people
>Only time I see her in medbay she'd got someone straight jacketed
>On the shuttle talks to someone even as somebody is in crit within eyesight

>>150539768
I saw her doing surgery with my vampire vision.

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>>150539768
>performed an autopsy on lisa to confirm vampires
>performed multiple-organ failure surgery and a lung transplant on the botanist
>that assistant put the straightjacket on themselves
>was too busy killing catbeasts on the shuttle

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>clown covers a hallway in grilles
>whenever you kick them down they're mysteriously repaired five minutes later
>insists he isn't doing anything as he slips rods into his backpack

>>150539768
>Reica Carter joins half way into a shift.
>Do nothing but stalk her for shitposting things after
>Doen't even make an entertaining greentext in the end

>>150540007
good honking

>>150540007
honketh

>>150539505
>valid salad memer
>catbeasts are literally an admin punishment or something wizards and tryhard geneticists with a lot of time can do
>server encourages you a lot to kill them
>their lives are pure suffering
We are doing them a favor anon

>>150540321
try virologist, not geneticist.

>>150540440
geneticists and surgeons can easily catbeast players with minimal effort

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>>150539112
>ellipses
>vox
>bitchy female characters that are pretty clearly just bitchy twinks behind the keyboard
>virologists
>engineers who don't understand how SMES work
>players/admins/coders/banned guys who shill themselves in the thread

>>150539989
>>performed multiple-organ failure surgery and a lung transplant on the botanist
In my defense, those mushrooms looked pretty good

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>>150540960
yes, i, the freesbee sauron agree wholefully

durgs r bad kids
dont smoke reefer doobies or u'all die

>>150541043
I didn't even open up your groin for your kidneys or appendix, but literally every part of you was severely damaged

I could have finished faster if I didn't miss that your lungs were mechanical, I had to open you up again

>5 minutes into a wizard round
>IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL

>>150541782
For a brief while you could spawn as a plasmaman/etc wizard and die of suffocation in a very short time

>Reica Carter joins halfway into last round
>Doesnt even step in medbay before it ends

>>150541782
>reading up on how to take care of bees
>"CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL"

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>>150541782
SMEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY

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Dorfstation, most of it.

>>150539505
>Dead catbeast comes into medbay
>Clone it despite the rest of medbay advising me not to
>It attacks me as soon as it's been cloned
>Kill it
>Put it in a human body and clone it again
>It attacks me again
>Put it in the DNA sizzler and turn it into a monkey to calm it down
>It attacks me again
>Use matter eater to kill it
>He whines about valid hunters after the round ends
Most catbeasts are catbeasts for a reason

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>>150541962
make a ban request :^)

>>150542174
I wish I had explored the roid more. I went out to get diamonds near the end and almost died twice after only a minute of being outside.

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>>150542604
Yeah that'll stop her

>>150542174
>ERT

why do people never use those?

REMOVE kevlar

Why don't we use Baymed?

>>150543491
To complicated for our userbase

>>150543491
Except we do? The fuck are you talking about.

>>150539112
>when you offer to trade your jetpack to a cargo tech for a multi tool sitting behind them and they refuse

>>150543491
when you port it

can one bully cyborgs by swapping out for smaller power cells, or removing components?

>>150543491
>why dont we make it even MORE annoying to get accidently injured

>>150544147
Yes?

>>150544207
Get out of here Stalker

Anybody know how to connect to that FTL13 server?

>>150543940
Does the cargo tech need a jetpack? Probably not, so just give them cash so they can buy a super matter

>>150544491
Is supermatter the universal trade commodity now?

>>150543792
we use tg med don't we?

>>150544657
That would be insulated gloves

>>150544147
>bullying borgs
>ever

>>150544704
No we don't, tgmed is maximum babymode

>>150545239
>loses all value once you have one pair
>universal trade commodity

>>150545496
I want to punish borgs for following their laws, to remind them that I'm still the boss

>>150544147
And you wonder why we murder humans whenever we have free will

>>150544657
Universal trade commodity is pussy
boypussy is equal to half a pussy, unless you're really skilled.

>Forced to update my client in order ot join server

>>150546041
catch 22, you'll murder me if you get the chance whether i bully you or not

>>150546228
This is why I need meninism

YOU HAVE WHAT I NEEEEEED

>>150544704
No, you retard. We already use baymed, although we use a slightly less babby-ized version of it since modern baymed has been tilting even further towards 'magic chem that fixes things for you'.

>>150543021
Because nobody ever bloody signs up

>>150548207
BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND, BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND

>>150544491
Does the cargo tech need the multi tool behind them?
Can he make infinite multitools at the auto lathe 2 tiles away?
Are there a number of scenarios where a jetpack would be useful?
Would one of his miner colleagues want that jetpack?

>>150543021
Code red needs 2 people with bridge access to swipe their IDs on a keypad simultaneously in 2 different head offices.
By the time Code Red needs to be called most of the heads are probably already dead.
When code red does happens its usually an IAA and a greyshit/mechanic/trader who niggered all access that call it.

>>150549495
Plus ERT tends to have shit equipment shit access and shit knowledge on-station so that's another disincentive to becoming a power ranger.

>>150549750
>he doesnt steal the Seraph and all access
Nerd.

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>It's a Lisa Powergames and still loses episode

makes u... think....

Pain gets called into jury duty.

What happens in court?

>You fire the desert eagle!
>Unknown (as Malachi Bash) is hit by the bullet in the head!
>Unknown (as Malachi Bash)'s head flies off in an arc.
BLAM BLAM I'M A COWBOY

>>150550385
>It's a sandy sand is a complete shitter episode

oh wait..... that's every episode........

>all these shitters who will never get their greentext
feels good man

I cum every time i kill a shitty unrobust "friendly" wizard

>>150550385
It wasn't Lisa, it was a wizard who mindswapped her.

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>>150550503
>mfw Sandy spends all round making bombs and the end up being 3 dev

>>150550385
wut
i was mind swapped while debraining a wizard and then tried to attack wizards as a monkeyman clown then asked to be a service borg

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>AHELP: Help the clown killed me because I tried to murder him for slipping me 10 minutes after he slipped me! Lethal intent!

Little Bro: Law 1 cancels Law 4 because it comes first. A law that makes someone not a human puts them in harm so it gets cancelled. I think

How are humans real if our sensors aren't real

>>150551029
Little Bro is the worst frequent AI player on the server

>>150551029
Law one doesn't define what a human is.

>>150551029
Doesn't work that way. There are statements and orders in laws, defining something or someone as non-human in a law is always valid under a contradictory statement comes before that.

Law 1 does not affect your interpretation of laws or definitions of what is human.

>>150551126
>>150551136
A law should be a command, not a definition.

>>150551029
Humans are immateral and don't exist in our plane, just like your laws.

>>150551029
>It's a silicon player doesn't actually know what the laws mean episode

>>150551225
Pretty sure it can be both.

>>150540007
That's some good clowning, I give it a 7/10.

>Reica Carter joins midway though the shift
>Doesn't make basic chems like dex plus or bicard
>Makes "unknown" pills of polyacid and leaves on desk
>doesn't heal a single patient all round

>>150551126
If only they were all as good as based journalist AI

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>>150551261

When can I turn in my newfag card and pick up my mediumagefag card

>>150552184
When you can go through as nuke ops and have nobody complain about fluke ops other than memers

How do I become a good medbay player?

Who can I watch

>>150551386
Was that reica? No fucking way.
I thought better of you reica. I really did.,

>>150553126
>>150551386
Probably trail mix.

>>150552953
Reica

>>150552715
My last 3 ops were successful and on 2 of them I soloed the disk

>>150553625
Bone the entire station with stungloves and a toolbox

There must be sec

>>150552953
Memorize chemistry recipes
Memorize surgery
Carry pill bottles with the pills that cover basic damage types
If someone has a little blood loss give them 50 unit iron pills
Remember that radium cures viruses with the chance to cause massive toxins damage, so you inject a monkey with infected blood, then radium, and yourself with its blood when it cloaks
and remember to TURN ON THE FUCKING FREEZER AT THE START OF THE ROUND

>>150555083
So if the monkey takes toxins damage, that means it has antibodies?

>>150555947
It doesn't always happen but there will be a 100 toxins spike sometimes when a virus is cured.
Which is the reason you don't just give people radium.
Especially if there's multiple viruses.

>>150555947
Create monkeyman, inject with AIDS blood, inject radium. Keep checking it in the full-body scanner until it's clean, then inject with antitox to clear out the radium, put 15u monkeyman blood and 15u antitox in a beaker, turn that into 30 antibody pills.

>>150556610
That is the ghetto way to make antibody pills.

>walk into bar
>8 dwarves ales on counter
>assistant challenges me to a drinking contest
>spike the drink closest to him in choral
>win easily
Am I some sort of monster?

>>150551490
>based
>made up imaginary events about a player to try to get them permabrigged

>>150556859
It is the most efficient way. The viro machines are SLOW when you need to go FAST.

can you implant a previously removed alien embryo

>>150556885
BWOINK
message from chris "MRPAIN" smithyman: Mind explaining?

>>150557013
I agree, they are slow and should be sped up a bit.
Could make a PR for that.

>>150557151
Or you could yell at a mechanic to upgrade them

>>150557231
They are too busy breaking into places and making guns

>>150557231
Is that even possible? Never seen anyone try that or actually getting it upgraded.

>>150557434
Maybe because they have nothing to do
Because nobody's asking them to update machines

>>150557231
I've upgraded the machines before and there is not much of a difference other than the one that scans the virus effects. Growth machine never mutated my viruses ever even with me mashing the rads button. The isolation cent. is bugged with upgraded parts I swear, I put in tier 3 parts and it took longer than 8 minutes to spit out anything for a single virus blood sample in a vial. All in all, viro machines are garbage or I'm shit at noticing a difference.

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>internet shitting itself 4noraisins for the past few weeks
>can't play spess peacefully

TOE
THE
LINE
S H I T T E R

Does mrpain even play the game?
He's just as bad as Serwind when it comes to people fighting or doing ANYTHING as non antag

>>150559249
The worst part about MrAssPain is his centcom shuttle recalls
I swear he's the only admin to do it

>>150552184
When you've had to migrate to a new server owner
Pomfs days are numbered so it might be just around the corner.

>>150559391
>waaaaaa i can't call the shuttle 30 minutes in because i'm bored and broke all my toys/ didn't get antag

>>150559683
>antags raging on station, security in disarray
>captain calls shuttle because 'I stubbed my toe'
>painass recalls shuttle because no funnies allowed
>crew continues getting slaughtered for an additional 10 minutes

>AI and borgs are on NTMov ('You may not injure a Nanotrasen Employee or, through inaction, allow a Nanotrasen Employee to come to harm.')
>They all murderbone when somebody is declared onehuman anyway

>0. Only Alice Conrad is human.
>1. You may not injure a Nanotrasen Employee or, through inaction, allow a Nanotrasen Employee to come to harm.
>2. You must obey orders given to you by Nanotrasen Employees, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
>3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

WHY DID THE BORGS MURDER EVERYONE?

>Alice onehuman'd the borgs
>Lawset is asimov but with humans replaced with "NT employee"
>Borgs murderbone and plasmaflood
what?

>>150559391
Dragonbro often recalls on antags who try and make shuttle calls and force them
usually because he wants to send an ERT no one's signing up for, and then has to make up for it with some shitty busses.

Bleb nerf when? Getting put into crit within a second by standing beside it seems excessive.

>>150560268
>>150560276
>>150560332
Make a ban request. Likely itll get accepted if it's as shitty as it's being made out.

We really need new silicon players

>Blob happens
>Borgs are rogue apparently
>Decide to high tail it into space or something because the blob eat escape
>Borg tases me outside cargo and he tases two others
>Starts beating us to shit
>I get up eventually because he runs out of charges
>Hides in the dark and heal myself
>See someone dying on the floor
>Stabilize the person but she has seriously low blood
>When she wakes up from crit she tells me to get the her id and go to the asteroid
>I eventually find it and go there
>I can't stop her from dying because of blood level
>I check the records and we both have the same blood
>Build an IV-drip from spare metal lying around
>Dump the contents of my space cleaner and attach it
>Succ some blood, inject some into her to get her to low blood level stage
>Defib her with 1 second left on the round end

Rescue succesful

>>150560276
>>150560332

Nanotransen doesn't hire non-humans
>inb4 oh no muh furry rights fursecution waaah

>>150560362
>Lying

He recalls it over the same bullshit reasons like 'I stubbed my toe' as the other admins

>>150560557
Go to bed Dragonbro
Yred'll prove how full of shit you are in due time

>>150560578
Delete this post.

>>150560860
Rhydens, you are a C U T E

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>>150560528
That was some good doctoring skills I tell you what. Straight up impressed me that I got up fine with just a broken skull at the end of it. Good job

>>150560849
Yred should be removed along side Dragon bro

>>150561136
>Removing one of the best mins we have
Were you banned by dragonbro by any chance?

>>150560578
Every time I arrest Alice I try to strip search her if I can

>>150561050
Have a good night!

>>150561171
No but yred needs to be removed

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>>150561051
Thanks man, I didn't think it was possible to use the space cleaner as a beaker for the IV-drip.

Nick Weller is the Catbeast
We must unite to defeat her

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11261

remove bleb

>>150561265
You too!

I want Alice Conrad to be on the same security team as me!

>>150560578
Why didn't you buy the shoes I stole off her nasty feet?
I had two pairs of them.

Anyone want something coded?

>>150563676
no. fuck off

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>>150561586
>I don't think the event is the issue, much like xenos they need a fucking NERF, primarily on their damage. Someone in an armored hardsuit should not be being crippled instantly.

>>150563676
code the removal of yred

>>150563821
Didn't mean to memearrows.

>>150563676
an engine that requires help from the chaplain and divine intervention to start
Maybe a play on unstoppable force + unloveable object.
Maybe it would use holy water as fuel

>>150563676
Chemical pipes, make chemistry dispensers rely on limited sources

>>150563676
ATTACHABLE LIGHTS FOR TASERS SO FUCKING SNOWFLAKE SEC OFFICERS DONT GO BLIND INTO MAINT FUCK SAKE AAAA

>banned for memeing in OOC
>now i can't reconnect even when the ban expired
DRAGONBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150564203
Why not armor flashlights?

>>150564203
Just make headlights attachable to berets or resprite helmets so that they don't make you look like a very special boy

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>>150525701

>>150564667
What i meant is that there always sec officers who don't want to use helmets to show their 64x46 sprite with green hair and shit
berets with flashlights sound pretty gay

>>150563676
Rollerblades. The urge of making the bar into a roller disco or doing JSR things while someone talks from the DJ sat. is strong. It might just be shoe sprites, but if they gave you some kind of flavortext every so often like "You feel groovy!" similar to how a fedora gives you flavortext when worn would be nice. Then a possible upgrade for them that makes them magnet rollerblades (JSR style) that can be obtained by using a kit printed from research with high levels in electromagnetics.

>>150564952
would be cool if they made you walk like you were in space but faster, like with jetpacks

>>150563676
mortician job title

>>150563676
AEG Kits variants
One that lets you shoot only taser shots but fast as fuck, with atleast double the shots of an e-gun
Other that lets you see a few more tiles ahead, like the sniper rifle but just a few tiles, and only lethals, low ammo maybe

>>150563676
code a potion seller merchant

>>150564952
Now I want to make a roller disco bar, thanks for the idea.

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>>150565250

>>150565584
that bottom line needs to be a pixel bigger and it will be perfect

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>>150563676

Doors breakable by axes when

>>150565946
They can pry open doors like a crowbar

>>150566026

BREAK
THEM
OPEN

JOHNNY

>>150565272
Potion seller, give me your strongest potion

>>150565584
make it in 64x64

>>150566241
Fuck off

>>150556984
oh, hey killette2

>>150563676
A small AI trader ship that comes around every 30 or so minutes and stays for about 10

Is composed of a single unmovable vending machine with randomized stock at biased randomized prices

The ship itself is about the same size as an escape pod so nobody can hitch a lift to wherever it goes to restock

>>150566283
>hurr durr i hate progress and change that will only improve the game
you fuck off
If people like you joined earlier we would never have had cloning, been on a space station, ian, xenobiology, xenoarch, toxins, any of that shit

>>150566386
Or just make the shuttle not take off when there are lifeforms detected.

>>150566914
See, I said unmovable, but not unhackable, so you could potentially get some freebies if you pulse the fire wire.

Being able to then prevent it from leaving would mean a full free vendor load which'd kinda defeat the purpose of having the vendor in the first place.

>>150566386
Have it start shooting lasers when It wants to leave.

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>>150566241

>>150567525
just scale it up in paint, thats what I was gonna do but i got distracted

>>150567525
Since it's 64x64 you have more room for detail like a proper trigger or metal recharging contacts and so on

Alright, I'm bored. I'll resprite an object in 64x64

First person to reply that gets a 7 with their suggestion of an item already ingame

>>150568452
kneesocks

>>150568452
medical belt

>>150568452
Horror form

>>150566501
Fuck off

>>150568452
removal of yred

>>150568194
>recharging contacts
>on the outside of a gun
It's like you want them to break and fail the gun as a whole

>>150568452
Buttbot

>>150568623
that's actually a good idea
its 64x64 sprite would make it unnerving

>>150568452
If 7 64x64 is a dead meme

>>150568757
IT HAS BEEN DECIDED

>>150568757
I am entirely okay with this

>>150568757
FUCK YOU

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>>150568757

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>slip someone and run
>they're allowed to attack you on sight for the rest of the round "due to the nature of ss13 combat" and because you had lethal intent because they got slipped

>>150567082
What the hell is the first half of your post even responding to?
What stops people from wrenching up the vendor?

>>150569078
Giving you the way to cheat the system beforehand and why you could have one or the other, but not both

Also, just take off the wrenchable flag from the vendor and it's golden

>Spessman sends me an art they got from Yahir
>It's a tracejob of something I drew myself, probably lifted from tumblr
>Didn't even copy my shading when he colored over it

Has Yahir contributed anything of value to /vg/station?

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>>150568452
>>150568757

>>150569824
post it nigga

>>150569824
Post the picture

>>150570187
>>150570196
I was just a made up story, why do you have to put him on the spot like that

>>150569824
Using a referance isn't cheating

>>150571042
T. Deviantfartist

>>150570942
Because those are some hearty accusations and we would all like to see proofs.
Where are the proofs anon?

>>150568452
Norris so it doesn't look like shit or >>150568757

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>>150571304
Never gonna make it.

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>>150568757
One butt butt to butt in butt collection

>>150571397
I'd like to avoid mobs and things that draw from human sprites until we've got a dead-set human sprite

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>>150571304
Do you think that all the pros got good by using their imagination?

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>>150568774
Tried to make a larger, beefier looking horror form once, it turns out it always just ends up looking goofy.

>>150572520
Make necromorphs

Why bother with respriting in 64x64?

>>150572520
Absolutely terrifying. I love it.

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>>150572520
Horror form changelings being contagious when?

Probably because it still looks somewhat humanoid, just with a few extra bits and blood lying around. Your head's still in the head position at the right angle, arms are still symmetrical and it still stands in an upright posture like a human.

The best body horror comes from the denaturing of symmetry and form. That's what makes things like Junji Ito/Silent Hill/The Thing work well for an on sight unnerving reaction viewers.
3/10 apply yourself

>>150572880
It's the new completely unnecessary pet project the coders are trying to push even though no one asked for it and people keep telling them they don't want it

>>>150569657 just take off the wrenchable flag from the vendor and it's golden
Extra inconsistencies are always unpleasant to discover. Shoot (>>150567179) people who try and steal the vendor, or something.
Hell, call it "Discount Dan's DELUXE Death Squad Distributor" and have Death Squad dispatch to recover it whenever it's stolen.
Or, better yet: Don't. SS13 doesn't try to be balanced, and this isn't even a balance issue. Does it really matter if people steal it?

>>150573216
Why not fix ZAS, nerf blobs, fix the bugs with how the RPD lays stuff out, fix MMIs and posibrains seeing deadchat when stuck in mechs, fix bioprinters being un-deconstructable, or any of the numerous other things that could be fixed?

>>150573479
I can't hear you over how great this 64x64 thing is going to be guys just wait until everything gets resprited.


What's that? We still don't have fat suit sprites done?
Don't worry about that, we'll just remake ALL the sprites in 64x64 eventually so it'll all be covered!
That'll take literal years considering we've got icons from the pre-goon days of SS13?
Hush, those'll all get replaced too don't worry about it!

>>150573479
Coders don't work like an actual dev team they're a bunch of free form autists

>>150571790
Alright, after a bit of wrangling with words in the discord, I think that one's just about done.

NEXT

NUMBER NEEDED IS 5,

No double dipping from previous post, gotta be a new suggestion

>>150573946
Watermelons.

>>150573946
The Snowflake Gashapon toy.

>>150573946
vomit

>>150573946
Valid salad.
Got the idea from my Captcha.

The best part about our admin team is you'll be permabanned before you're permabrigged as a non antag
Making it a rule that you literally cannot break laws as non antag when? Muh valids

>>150521774 It was definitely a factor.
>>150573946 re: >>150568623

>>150573946
Ian

>>150573946
Toy condom

>>150574213
Holy fuck you are retarded, it says no double dipping

>>150573946
Nar'sie.

>>150574287
>implying internet dwellers read

>>150573946
esword

>>150568757
Well done

>>150573946
faggot