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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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Who /Only playing Overwatch until Legion comes out/ here?
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tracer
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niggers
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i'm rank 44
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hana song
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How many months has this been game out already? 3?
People STILL do not understand the concept of "If I left click in the enemy's general direction I do good thing"
I could honestly play better than the majority of the playerbase with my feet at this point because common sense eludes these complete fucking downies
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I would like to kiss mercy
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>Genji main is trash talking the team
>Defense comes around he switches to hanzo then proceeds jerks off in a corner the entire time or something nobody saw him in battle
These people are the worse
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YEEEEEEES
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>>150635219
Me too.
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Looking for some people to play QP to grind some xp. (EU)

#Goodgoy2446
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>>150635305
>Goodgoy
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How do I stop plying this game?

I haven't touched another video game since it came out. I need out of this hell.
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>>150635264
didn't even get the good version
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Blue is best
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>>150635175
It's funny how you've had bad luck with teammates for an entire three months.
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Hana Song.
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>>150635359
>not being a good goy
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>tfw you will never get the korean dva skin.

It hurts
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>>150635382
I agree.
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How do Russians feel about Zarya? Or how BRs feel about Lucio? You got all these other countries with cooler looking characters or cute waifus, and then BR and Russia which both have gorgeous women, get these lame-ass scrubs that only push stereotypes even more. Like Russian girls are only supposed to be overly-masculine and in charge of everything with deep manly voices, or that Brazilians only party and make party music and ALWAYS wear the same colors as their flag. wtf man, roller blades. Roller blades are not cool. You couldn't have gone with a skateboard or hoverboard instead? And did he really need dreadlocks? What is he a Rastafarian now too?

Why couldn't we get a couple of cute BR and Russian waifus instead?
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>>150635175
But the game takes no skill, its made for the plebs
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how is the comp in this? do i need to yell like a nerd to play it or does no one care?
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Would grinding Lucioball be a faster way to gain xp then just playing quick play?
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>>150635360
>I need out of this hell.

Good fucking luck, I haven't watched a single anime episode or played any other game ever since this game came out
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>>150635554
Yelling at your team usually just makes them play like shit.
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why can't leaguebabbies fuck off back to their old game?
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>>150635560
Yes
and the rate is comparable to competitive, but with far less stress
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all the fun heroes arent viable in competitive

thanks blizzard
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>>150635554
cancer, like it is in every competitive game

you can get by without voice chat for a while but if you climb high enough eventually you'll hit a wall where you can't climb without using voice chat
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umm owtards? how is this possible?
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How do I glitch into a different hero in Lucioball on console?
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Reminder

>"""Pro""" overwatch
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>>150635730
But Zenny is playable again
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>>150635408
what's funny is how my stats are better than yours and I'm top 500
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B. Va!
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Is it so much to ask to just once have team mates who play the fucking objective? Holy shit.
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Not sure if this will be taken well, but oh well. I play TF2, but Valve doesn't give two shits so I might get Overwatch. In TF2 I played Pyro and Spy for most of my time in game, but recently I've been playing much more Scout. What heroes in this game are closest to them? Also, how are the wait times for games compared to TF2? One of the biggest things that suck for TF2 now is the wait time since Valve is retarded and removed pubs.
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>>150635560
yea, its a lot easier to get gold medals and you get more match finishes
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>>150635816
isn't it just mashing H so the hero select comes up?
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>>150635906
does she get fucked
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>Mystery Man's revolver isn't black anymore

WHAT THE FUCK?
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I really love it when my teammates just ignore the teleporter
and I can't do shit because I'm the healer

seriously if you ignore the teleporter, fuck you
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>>150635816
mash h and left click I think
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>>150635531
As a br, I couldn't care less. The STEREOtypes :^) are quite right. Majority here only care about shit. BR is less shitty the further south you go
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>>150635906
I absolutely hate this hairstyle
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>>150635735
Isn't that obvious
Speech is much faster than writing
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>>150635984
Just play all the heroes and find the ones you like. "Maining" is fucking stupid in this game.

Wait times are nonexistent.
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Are competitive matches faster EXP than Quick Play? I just want more boxes.
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>>150636084
No!
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>>150635887
he said fun heroes.
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>>150636187
To be honest Zenny is the most fun to play supporter
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>>150636186
then what's the point?
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>>150636132
fucking this. she aready looks like a boy. why does she need to look even manlier. KPOP idols are supposed to be super sexy/cute. She looks neither. This cosplayer looks better than her. What does that say when 3DPD looks better than 2D? It means the character needs to go back to the drawing board.
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>>150636138
Play Lucioball then
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>>150636137
Well, I would probably okay all eventually, but I thought maybe I could get a better hero to transition with. Is Bastion actually cancer or is that just a meme?
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>>150636372
>What does that say when 3DPD looks better than 2D?

But D. Va's ingame model is 3D, anon.
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>>150635273
kys
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>>150635821

I've been trying on PS4 but I can not get it to work. I've seen the hero select screen almost come up but lucioball loads too quickly and we have no mouse to click super fast.

It's a thing on console but I'm pretty sure it is just a random glitch.
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> Enemy Roadhog ults
> I charge, and he continues pushing me back into the air while I fight forward
> I AM COMING FOR YOU, PIGGLES
> Enemy Pharah ults in confusion because I'm not dying like I'm supposed to, and I die
Made me laugh
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>>150636314
He's not fun to play against. Especially in bot matches. I hate seeing him everywhere. He's a coward with aim-bot abilities.
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>>150636417
Is it really the fastest? All I see is games go slow with each goal and very little EXP.
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>>150635906
I could care less about the cosplayer, but that gun is really nice. I wonder if it's 3D printed or what.
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>>150636532
>Bot matches
But for what purpose
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>>150635984
Genji is who you'll probably end up playing all the time.
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>Our team has a literally everyone is rank 65-66
>And a rank 56

>Their team has a rank 69

>Lose
>Lose as much ranking as normally gain from a win (2/5ths of a rank)

??
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>>150636434
>Is Bastion actually cancer
only for the mentally impaired
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>>150636484
She's still rendered in 2D pixels. 3DPD actually exists irl. D.Va doesn't exist irl.
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>>150636372
>she already looks like a boy

>bun
>manly
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>>150636630
warming up
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I fucking love Mcreeee's voice
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>>150635441
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>>150636548

Doesnt the game have a preset time of like 5 minutes? And the game ends if scores arent tide dead on 5 minutes. A lot faster.
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>>150635531
>Roller blades are not cool
STOPPED
READING
THERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNJNty66DoU
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>>150636630
I hate losing all the time. I'd like to win some matches every now and then.
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>>150636705
>>150636372
>>150636372
>these posts are not jokes or ironical

please kill you're selvs
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>>150633112
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I want to keep him safe.
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How do I increase my lucio performance?
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>>150635382
Blueberry needs love.
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Junkrat is the best hero
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>tfw you don't like the hairstyle and it ends up in a weeb fight
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>>150636971
She really does
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ÉPICO

THAT'S ONE FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS
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Hana Song is not for tenderly making love
Hana Song is for rough fucking
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MY FAVORITE MAP IS DORADO
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why is very pornmaker obsessed with dva?

there are other characters dammit
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>>150637060
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>>150637124
>prone boning dva
I can only dream
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>>150637092
good job playing volleyball with the other goalie
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>>150636892
76 after the edge > young 76
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>Jump in quick play waiting for MY CREW to get ready
>It puts me in a game where the team I get put in is already down a round on KOTH
>Go the the control point
>Gold objective time: 9 seconds
What is wrong with people in this game?
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>>150637124
>various korean sexual vulgarities
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>>150637165
She's the cutest
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Hana belongs to the Hog
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>>150637336
>someone will never make an SFM of D.Va getting JUNKED
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>win Lucioball as Soldier 76
>get 6 votes
>"I'll do whatever it takes."
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>>150637336
I really need more Hog porn.
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>>150636837
rollerblading isn't cool anymore
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>>150635531
>skateboard or hoverboard

Why you honkies always want to or a nigger on skates or wheels or some shit anyway? It's been done so fucking often now I'm starting to think it's some kind of secret racism you all got just for yourselves.

As for Lucio, he's obviously a white man given black skin at the last minute, same as always.

>new Canadian hero coming soon

He'll probably speak Portuguese and be a fucking capeoeira expert.

Lots of black people have dreads, not just rastaman. They're like big fuck off afros; dem fe scare white people

How can I possibly mistype a captcha that is just pictures, captcha? I am sick of your racism.
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>>150637124
Isn't there a comic of some sort out there where a dude wants to do that to her?
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>>150637336
delete this
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Crying Hana
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>keep getting all these top 500 shitters in my games that will never ever switch

There comes a time when you should maybe STOP playing Winston when its obviously not working you fucking piece of shit
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>>150637502
it's too late she isn't pure anymore
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>>150635816

The Swiss are fucking shit at footie.
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>>150637564
why aren't you top 500 if you're so smart?
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>get new red zarya skin(qt)
>she's godlike
>teams need to gabgbang me to kill me
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>lucioball would be way more fun with any hero but lucio

what were they thinking?
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>>150637498
Speak of the devil, >>150637525 is what I was talking about.
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>>150635560
yup, it is faster.
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>ultimates now only affect white cis males
game balanced now?
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>>150637631
Top 500 is for dummies.
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>rank 82 genji
>has torb armor, zarya barriers and ana ults when he ults
what am I supposed to do against this
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>>150635898

What's hilarious is that someone just comes and tells lies on the internet thinking people will be impressed.

inb4 "photographic evidence"you found on Google images.
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>>150637727
>tfw I also got it
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>>150637542
>mfw I see a non English overwatch pics
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>>150637736
What it needs is actual possession instead of this lazy physics demo bullshit.
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>>150636794
I want to find this under the christmas tree ;_;
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>>150637736
you're just wrong, Lucio is objectively the best hero for this.
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>>150637908
>tfw was happy to get this from my free box and never got anything good again.
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>>150637883
try and not die
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>>150637891
>t-there's no way someone's better than me!!
sure whatever kid
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>>150637883
cry about it on the general apparently
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All i see when i look at reaper is a shocked witch with a down pointed nose.
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>Now entering... King's Row
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>>150637991
>tfw I got the Tracer hightlight intro and AmeriMcCree
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>>150637971
>>150637736
baseball rein when
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>play with Tazzerk
>win
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>>150636794
that's kinda hot
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How many games have you guys played today? I'm at 40.
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>>150637969
I know, right?

>>150637525
Post more of this, if there is any.
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>>150638059
I love King's Row. So easy to flank people that don't know the map.
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>>150637525
More Talon Tracer
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>>150638059
One of the best maps.
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>>150638059
Payload maps are the only ones in this game that aren't complete garbage
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Where should i be aiming helix rockets?
At the enemy's feet or directly at them?
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>>150638108
>pharah 0-1
>zen 0-1
>mccree 0-1
>genji 0-1
you learned an important lesson today
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>>150638108
8 qp and 3 comps
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>>150638059
>now entering el dorado
>cpu now runs 5 degrees hotter on this map and only this map
what the fuck for
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How do I play Reinhardt? I keep getting focused down like a motherfucker while my team scatters across the map.
It's really fucking weird, same thing when I had lucio the other game, told them "Let's push with my ultra"
Checked that everyone was behind me, used it, and a second later every teammate was poof, gone
So I ended up having to fight a roadhog, mccree and Genji, I lost that fight.
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>5 voice lines
>4 sprays
>4 icons
>1 highlight intro
I want this ride to end give ma fucking skin already, or at least good sprays and poses like rep, hog and 76
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>>150638325
if you can hit directly on the bigger characters yes, smaller more mobile just right at the feet/wall where you get the most damage, helix them then burst you'll finish them off pretty quickly
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>>150638325
you should only fire them at stationary targets or really close targets where it doesn't matter.
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Game started at 2:41pm

Game ended at 2:50pm

Loss, 3 silver medals. Total XP earned: 1756

Going to compare to Lucioball now
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>>150638059
>HANAMURA
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>>150637307
I've had gold objective kills as Kenyatta before
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>Playing ranked with Zarya in her current state
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>>150638467
You're not alone m8. 5 boxes so far, all shit.
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>>150635984
>Offense
>Defense
>Tank
>Support

The goal is to have 2 heroes in each class that you're pretty damn good with.

Start off with Soldier: 76. After about 3 wins, begin to play new characters. Play everyone. If you're losing or getting your ass kicked, switch back to 76. You want to fall back on characters that you know. Help your team to win the objective, not play team deathmatch.

Once you have at least 8 characters from all the hero classes, begin competitive.
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>>150638059
>Arriving at watch point Gibraltar

For some reason I can't win on this fucking map
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>>150638108
where do you get those stats?
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>>150638527
I don't understand
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>spent over 400$ and still don't have the reaper voice line
JUST
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>>150638641
Prove it
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>>150638527
what state
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>>150638720
ohio
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>>150638632
overbuff
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>>150638419
he's very team dependent sadly. you need your team to be with you most of the time if your walking with your shield, use walls and corners and small places to your advantage. flamestrike is really good for building ult if you can hit reliably with it. also roadhogs will ruin your day generally. then you have to hope your dps/support is better than theirs.
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>>150638637
>>150638720
her beam is garbage
https://www.google.com/search?q=zarya+beam+damage+dleay&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=zarya+beam+damage+delay
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>>150638491
Do helix rockets pop people up? I feel like I should know this and I probably do at the back of my mind.
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>>150638779
Thanks mate!
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>tfw people talk shit for maining characters
but i'm a one man apocalypse
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>>150638610
>The goal is to have 2 heroes in each class that you're pretty damn good with.
>2 supports
>2 tanks
>2 defenders
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There's something I just don't get about Reinhardt.

>Richard the lionheart skin
>Crusader
>Lion on his shield

Aren't these things a lot more to do with England than Germany?
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>>150637479
Nigga I'm not white, I'm brown. And you want to call me out on racism?

I'm saying that if they were going to give him some extreme sports vibe, why did they pick the shittiest theme. I don't like skateboards or Xtreme sports either, but I'll take skateboards over fucking roller skates any day. I think Lucio needs to be redesigned from the ground up, scrapped completely and replaced with a decent waifu hero. He's such an ugly character to look at, with shitty generic dance music, and he's a DJ, it's such a dead-end design. We don't need a DJ hero with subwoofer powers, that's also been overdone.

pic-related is a good example of a decent BR waifu character. I don't know how they managed to screw up Lucio so badly. He's so boring and ugly to look at.
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I mean I'm as upset as anyone about not getting either Zarya skin, but Jesus. Have you guys seen this?
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>>150638916
>but i'm a one man apocalypse
Yeah a one man apocalypse that is a sub 55 shitter. Nice apocalypsing you're doing there at rank 47.
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It is time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doFnCzUxLU8
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>>150638916
>one man apocalypse
>rank 47
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>haven't played for a week
>still shitpost here on daily basis
what am I doing with my life
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>faggots farming lucioball afk/running around doing nothing

Will reporting these retards actually do anything or am I wasting my breath?
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>>150638916
>rank 47
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>>150638916
>but i'm a one man apocalypse
for you team's winrate maybe
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>>150638841
yes if you hit the feet right you can knock people small distances off ledges on maps where they are close. I use them early and often, usually by the time you fire them shoot a few rounds off they are close to ready again
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>>150636372
>she aready looks like a boy
good
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>>150638467
ffs its still 18 days to go. Calm down
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EnvyUs.Taimou's Blizzard-endorsed tournament aimbot
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Already in the bargaining state I see
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WoW themed skins for characters

Reinhardt - Paladin Tier 2 - Judgement
Mei - Mage Tier 3 - Frostfire
Mercy - Priest Tier 5 - Avatar
Lucio - Druid Tier 4 - Malorne
Reaper - Rogue Tier 5 - Deathmantle
Symmetra - Boss Mida Skin
Widowmaker - Queen Azshara Skin (Night Elf Model)
Pharrah - Blingtron 5000 w/Jetpack
D.Va - Human Barmaid - Mecha - Goblin Shredder
McCree - Rogue Tier 7 - Bonescythe
Winston - The Curator Skin
Tracer - Tyrande Whisperwind Skin
Zarya - Paladin Tier 4 - Justicar
Bastion - Gazlowe's Turret
Junkrat - Marin Noggenfogger Skin
Roadhog - Patchwerk Skin
Zenyatta - Monk Tier 14 - Red Crane
Ana - Sylvana's Windrunner Skin
Genji - Rogue Tier 1 - Nightslayer
Hanzo - Hunter Tier 2 - Dragonstalker
Torbjorn - Warrior Tier 10 - Ymirjar
Soldier 76 - Human Footsoldier
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anybody need a 6th person for a overwatch team
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>>150635305
Bump
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What's the lore behind there suddenly being 6 lucios playing Lucioball?
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>>150638803
I don't get it still?
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>>150638513
Game started: 2:53pm

Game ended: 2:59pm

One silver medal, win. Total xp earned: 1742

So it seems like Lucioball is better xp
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>>150639448
everything in game is non canon.
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>>150639448
mercy did it
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>>150639337
not even trying to hide it lol
what's worse blizz anticheat or vac?
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>rank 70 is literally nothing but genji vs genji with 5 people behind

This is fucking stupid

I can't believe you rank 40 shitters think this hero is balanced in any shape or form.
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>>150639448
>gameplay
>canon

Pick 1
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>>150639359
No
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How to git gud at genji?
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>>150639000
I thought the official forums being shit was just a meme
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>>150636837
Not gonna lie, this is pretty cool besides the fact that he's an idiot.

When he went down the middle of the escalator I feared for his life.
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>>150638501
>you should only fire them at stationary targets or really close targets

holy shit git gud
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Glitching lucioball is the most fun I've had in this game so far. People get reallly really fucking butthurt, it's so good.
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>>150639359
why judgement though plz.
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>>150639596
By not playing him and the let weebs fill the genji requirement for matches.
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>>150639359
abomination roadhog skin is gonna happen, just cause you know it is, probably in a halloween hat box
aside from that get out
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Which Overwatch would you fuck?
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>>150639596
just mash your face in when you have q, genji is so broken you will still get kills
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>>150639662
I wouldn't glitch so much if i were you.
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>>150636890

My drunk stepmother looked over my shoulder and asked "What's clint eastwood doing with dolly parton in that picture?"
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>>150639359
>WoW
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>Event ends the 22nd

Do you think we'll see new maps or Sombra before the event ends?
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>>150639456
it only ticks damage like 1/3 of the time you're on the enemy, the health isn't going down. beam type weapons in any game should be steady damage not bursty then no damage at all. even though she is strong as fuck right now, it's a legit complaint. nothing will probably change soon though
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>>150637458
jesus how do you not break an ankle doing this
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>>150638803
The other issue is that it fires from an awkward place compared to your camera which makes it real clumsy at point blank.
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At which point after the game ends can I safely leave with my XP?

Is it right after the potg? Before it? During the cards screen?
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>>150639754
bastion
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>>150637946
>>150637542
>AHAHAHAH If this is a game then I gotta win!
>Youre pretty good, bitch!
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>>150639795
Did you fuck her?
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>>150636890
good job anon quarlity
>>150639795
kek
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Tracer would make a great girlfriend
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>>150639924
press esc
when the CREDITS button appears, it's safe to leave. if you are quick, you don't even have to listen to defeat.wav
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I don't even care about skins
just gimme me this icon blizzard
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>>150639000
If that post was linked to reddit and made the top, blizzard would totally change the system, but it's the official forums so nobody knows.
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>>150639896
they go outside.
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>>150639924
As soon as Victory/Defeat goes across the screen you're good to go
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>>150639754
the one you posted
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>>150639754
it's amazing how one skin managed to seduce me out of all the other waifu heroes. wtf is with this skin that make her look so fertile now. It's not just the midriff, and i'm not into armpits those are gross. But her face, just looks so much better for some reason. She has a girl face now.

but of course the game decides to give me zarya skins instead.
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>>150640357
cause she's got a boy face, cover up her body and the face is pretty neutral
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>>150640357
>I don't like armpits
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>>150639045
i'm coming here mainly to check people are still mad about the event, blizzard still monitor enough to shill here like they were yesterday, so hopefully they can be less jewish about this if people keep complaining.
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What was your best play today guys? This was mine
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>>150640124
Just pull out your credit card
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>>150635531

As a Russian, I'm pretty down with the idea of a strong woman who hates those machine-men immigrants.
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>>150639000
>1510 posts
>17665 posts
I don't think I've even made 1500 posts here
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>>150638995
I think he's supposed to be a homage to jet set radio. His design is kinda boring tho. It's like they wanted him to be black but not too black or interesting because someone may get upset.
So we end up with vanilla nigger. Even his personality is generic nice guy.
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>>150640357
The Union flag immediately improves everything.
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>>150640487
this
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>>150640665
you some kind of lurking faggot?
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>>150635175
More like people still don't understand "If I stand here, we win".
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>>150640679
It seems like he was a Canadian originally.
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>>150639524
>Rank 70 Genji
>Run about spamming jump like a molly addled cunt, spam shurikens and dashing/E as needed
>Unkillable thanks to 20 tick and slav internet
gee lad

Thank fuck for Winston.
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>>150640707
i bet you want sniff it don't you?
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>>150639596
Play quick play a bunch and just jump around like an idiot focussing on not dying. Later, when you can not die to simple shit cash in your free damage.
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>achieve rank 500
>stop playing
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>>150639662
>Getting your account banned to piss off some spergs

Explain this meme
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>>150640946
Any gaps left in your gallery?
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>>150640707
>bara hanzo
delete this
>>
Do you cap your fps?

Is a 200fps cap good for a 144Hz monitor?

My GPU gets really loud when playing at 300fps cap.
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>>150640357
>wtf is with this skin that make her look so fertile now
she's canonically fertile, anon
she's tasted winston's spum not once but twice and remains one hundred percent childless in spite of that
>>
>Rolling in Koth on comp
>Someone leaves in the middle of our third round
>There's no compensation for this
>Lose a game we would have won
Nice. Fucking. Competitive. Scene. Blizzard.
Collectively kill yourselves.
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>>150641056
Still missing a picture of ur mum's cunt, m8
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LUCIOBALL IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Do you get more xp in competitive compared to quick play?
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>>150639754
Pharah.
Hard.
For hours.
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>>150640679
shoutout to jet set radio, games were fucking great
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>>150640910
just for the laughs haha
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>>150641228
In my experience yes, considerably more
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>teleport 14 players
>enemy team doesn't take the first point on Route 66
>0 (zero, null, nada) commendation
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>>150639000
>tells them to take action instead of blowharding like babies
>get downboated into being hidden

sasuga blizzdrones
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Hana /ss/ong
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>Mexican flag in my loot box for the 3rd time in a row
At least stuff for heroes I don't play will be there has the possibility I might play them later. The flags are mostly worthless.
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>>150641403
>14 players died because someone wasted a spot on Symettra
>>
>still don't have the Sprinter Tracer skin
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I HAVE GOTTEN THE ZARYA SKIN LIKE 20 TIMES AND THE OTHER TRACER SKIN, BUT NOT THE SPRINTER!! WHY CANT I BUY THESE SKINS WITH COINS?!?!!? FUCK YOU BLIZZARD!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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pls explain this
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>>150641323
Is it because of a multiplier or just because the games are longer?
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>>150641503
>hey kid, wanna /ss/
>fuck off I'm playing video games
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>>150641582
does anyone know if there's a....Palestinian flag?
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>>150641694
The logos? Once you get top 500 in your region, your rank becomes one of the white/gold logos.
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>>150640946
Someone can take your place instead you know
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>>150641845
The matchmaking
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Why aren't you level 700 yet? Don't you want to get good at the game?
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>>150641889
Average of 73 vs average of 74, I don't see the problem.
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>>150640124
>tfw today dropped weighlifter, barbarossa and this icon


Best skin for torbj and zarya and best icon in the game, i couldn't get luckier.
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>below 60
>"Please don't pick Genji."
>above 60
>"Is there anyone here who can go Genji?"
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>>150641940
>>
is there anything more obnoxiously OP than a Reinhardt/Zarya based comp?
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>>150639970
thank you
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>>150641952
>57
LMAO
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>>150642054
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>150641845
Pretty sure those are blue and black.
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>>150642027
i think he means the fact that two groups of 3 are paired with 6 randoms
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McCree would be balanced if he had Mei icicle hitbox instead of the ridiculously lenient hitbox he currently has.
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>>150641952
shared account?
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>playing comp Route 66
>enemy team barely gets the cart to the end
>we steamroll them
>lose the coinflip and get defense
>win_
>>150642054
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>>150642347
Can't stop won't stop.
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>>150642347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUD8zrhU730

Cant' stop won't stop
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When will coinflip go away?
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>>150641669
Track and Field>Sprinter
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>groups of six are teaming up to play quickplay
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>>150641853
I got the animated spray tho, what's the point of staying top 500? there is none
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>>150642347
Can't stop won't stop
>>150642427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMUmN_N1NZE
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>>150642474
In a month.
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Why is Tracer so cute /owg/?
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>>150639337
ahshah he posted ìt again h0ly shit theAbIaZoLUTEMadMaN IT JUSTKEeps geeting FuNniER EVERy fuckingTIme he POSTs it haHAzhAHa OPErATOR give mE The pLice thEre's a MADmaNmaKIN MEmES in oUr MIDsT and I CAN'T bREATHe
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>>150642207
we're not in /d2g/ retard
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>>150642512
Yeah man
Friends that want to play video games together casually?
who the fuck even does that
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>>150642347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJs_V4j1hs
Can't stop won't stop. I wish Lucio could blast this version at full volume.
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>>150642480
I got track and field 3 fucking times and I have yet to get sprinter.
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>>150638803
>>150639832
I'm not going to read all that because fuck that, but the pictures showed them being confused that they weren't doing damage when they weren't hitting the robots, and I don't understand why that's wrong some how?
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>>150642347
Can't stop won't stop.
It would be nice if this applied to quickplay too.
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>>150642732
because she's trying to compete with the queen
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>>150642980
>a gook
>queen
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>Play trobj in comp to see how bad it really is
>Gold medal in objective kills, eliminations, damage, and objective time
>The damage medal is for only 5k damage
>Lose
>We lost because of Trob!! KYS DON'T PLAY HIM IN COMPETITIVE xDDDD!!!
I get the feeling I'll just be the scapegoat for so many shitters if I do this
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>>150642732
Tracer a cute.
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>>150642980
>hair is black
>eyebrows still brown

this skin is ruined for me now
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>>150642756
Fags. They can't play ranked so they wanna try and pubstomp people who actually want to relax and try out new stuff
>>
How do we make Torbjorn not completely shit?
>>
>>150642347
Can't stop won't stop 'til we reach the top.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FozxV8CdHQ4
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>>150643031
>>/pol/
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>>150643080
I just now realized she winks during that emote.
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>>150643123
Make him taller desu
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>tfw blinking behind enemies in her Olympic outfit
>dropping voicelines
Tracer is too qt.
>>
Anyone else kind of tired of these load times?
Takes up to 5 minutes at times to get a game.
>>
Does the hero swap glitch murder anyone else's FPS? I usually get around 140FPS on high settings, but it falls to 30-40FPS when I swap heroes in Lucioball.
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>>150641793
>palestine
>country
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>>150634989
name one counter to mccree that isnt mccree
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I want a Witch Reaper skin
>>
The game is currently in an unplayable state. From fucked up hitboxes, projectiles not connecting, extremely unbalanced heroes and abilities...

There's just zero reason to continue playing 2bh.
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What about this skin has anything to do with the character you’re building in tracer? It’s not fun, its not silly, it has nothing to do with being a fast elite killer. It just reduces tracer to another bland female sex symbol.”

We aren’t looking at a Widowmaker skin here, this isn’t a character who is in part defined by flaunting her sexuality. This skin says to the player base, oh we’ve got all these cool diverse characters, but at any moment we are willing to reduce them to sex symbols to help boost our investment game.

I have a young daughter that everyday when I wake up wants to watch the recall trailer again. She knows who tracer is, and as she grows up, she can grow up alongside these characters. What I’m asking is that as you continue to add to the overwatch cast and investment elements, you double down on your commitment to create strong female characters. You’ve been doing a good job so far, but shipping with a tracer skin like this undermines so much of the good you’ve already done.
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>>150643426
not being shit
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>>150643483
>ywn be a qt british girl that runs around the battlefield in skimpy clothes
>>
20
TICK
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>>150643483
low quality bait
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>>150643667
how oblivious can one be
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>>150643667
>every single joke is now called bait
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>>150643167
whatever you say, pig fucker
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>>150643483
But inspiring more young girls to take up sports would be a good thing. That skin is not sexual in the slightest.
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>>150643426
Somebody who shoots him.
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Winston needs a damage buff.

His tickle gun is 0 threat.
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>>150643761
no one gives a shit about your stormfront shit here, keep /pol/ in /pol/
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>>150642857
>I'm not going to read all that
>I don't understand
hmm...
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>>150643819
if he's hitting multiple enemies with his ape beam it should arc between them for additional damage

thats the only change he needs
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>>150643819
His trickle gun literally requires zero aim
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>>150642512

>Implying that's a bad thing
>Not enjoying casually steamrolling with a group of 5 friends

I'm tired of people treating quick play like shit where everyone just fucks around and doesn't try. Just because ranked exists doesn't mean I should have to deal with random shitters and teams of 6 D.VAs or Winstons every time in QP.
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r8 me bros.
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TRACER IS CUTE
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
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>>150643167
>shitter can't redirect properly

>>>/out/
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>>150644014
>being a gook
>>
Any reason why I'm getting matched with people 60 levels above me today?
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>>150640075

>if you are quick, you don't even have to listen to defeat.wav
>getting this mad over a word
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>>150644124
are you retarded?
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>>150643819
it's you
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>>150644014
>posting quickplay
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>>150643080
>>150643292
>>150643483
>ywn marry Lena and spend the rest of your life with her.
Life is suffering.
>>
>go to quickplay to relax and take a break from tryharding
>the niggers in QP take the game more seriously than the ones in comp
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>>150641940
leave jacob alone
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>>150644049
I like to imagine that Tracer is actually like one of those 40 year old moms who is going through an age crisis so she acts all quirky and dresses sporty to make herself feel younger.
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>>150644215

I played the game a week ago and it was fine, but did everyone just git gud while I was gone?
>>
Post Tracer
>>
Option to disable skins client-side when?
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>both Zarya skins
>one Tracer skin
>only want the D.Va voice line and possibly the spray

This is hell.
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>>150644449
well, it's working
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GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE GENJI MCCREE
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>>150642347
Can't stop won't stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IT6ZCW98To
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>>150643058
You will be

>At 50 after placement matches and fuck off outta town for a while
>Come back and everyone at 50 is retarded
>Decide to play Torb and Pajeeta and just screw around
>Everyone hates me guts

I'll try a little harder next competitive season if I'm around more but this shit is too funny right now.
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>>150644458
are you retarded?
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>>150644084
>samefagging

>>>/killyourself/
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>>150644473
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>>150644473
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Whenever someone goes hanzo in qp I go hanzo too just to piss him off
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>>150644128
He didn't even get mad, you retard.
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ANYONE ELSE HAVING DISCORD PROBLEMS?
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>>150644875
No because I'm the one causing Discord problems
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>>150644473
Tracer isn't cute at all!
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>>150643892
sure thing, pig fucker
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>>150644775

>i'm just mentioning that you can avoid the game telling you that you're a loser as a fun fact, it's not like i really care about that
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>queue as 4-6 group
>often play support/tank to allow other people to play dps
>know deep down that if you were allowed Tracer and another friend was allowed Genji every game we would win hell of a lot more
>stuck in mid-60s because of trying to create fun for everyone

What do lads?
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>>150642347
cant stop wont stop
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>>150645036
you're right, she basically looks like a horse faced little boy.
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>Our team has 3 people under level 30
>Theirs has 2 level 100 and 1 200
I know level doesn't mean shit but how is that fair when we're matched with people who just joined competitive?
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>>150635361
>didn't even get the worst version
fixed
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>>150645134
Rape your friends irl to establish dominance and play whoever you want
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>2016
>not recording your own sextape with Pharah and Widow

is it me or it literally every match right now with at least 1 Genjo? Not to mention half of the POTGs seem to belong to him now
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>Lucioball will never be a standard mode

IT HURTS
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>>150642347
can't stop won't stop
>>
Reinhardt is extreme anti-fun.
>>
Cape removed when?
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>>150645264
I think the people like it so much that they'd be fools not to keep it
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>>150645236
but my friends all are tall white boys and i'm a sickly asian girl
if anything i'll be the one getting raped
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>>150640124
I just dropped it.
I don't even want it.
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>>150645492
>what are strap-ons
>>
You could literally outright remove McCree's flashbang and he'd still be top pick tier.

This is fucking broken as shit. Why did it even make it off the PTR. You could see it was broken to begin with

McCree has always either been broken or useless. Clearly there's something wrong when you're trying to give a hero comparable dps to the rest of the offense heroes, but condense it into a 6 fucking round shooter.
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https://playoverwatch.com/en-gb/blog/20228352

Reminder not to vote for envyus for the World Cup as they still harbor the cheater Taimou and it will be an embarrassment.
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>>150635878
>Competitive video games in general

Esports are a fucking joke.
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If you are under rank 70 or use tumblr, get out of my thread.

This is your only warning.
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So, did they fixed the Lucioball exploit on PC, or am I doing something wrong?
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>>150645492
>tfw no sickly asian gf
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Defend this
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Wtf, I started playing during the day instead of only at night and everyone sucks shit.
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>>150645134

Play a few games going support or tank, then switch off to a hero that you actually want to play. Just tell your team and they should be more than okay with covering the other roles. I've never had an issue with teammates in a pre-made bitching about character roles. You should be able to play at least one hero in each category anyway if you're playing ranked.
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>>150645441
>>150645264

They wont keep it. They're intent on keeping certain items and modes 'special'

Making it standard would remove the appeal of a 'Summer games' event
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>>150645628
They didn't. Spam H and left click.
I did it earlier today >>150643365
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>>150645264
>>150645441
The novelty would wear off incredibly fast and nobody would play it.

The more game modes a game has the worse it is for the game because it thins out the player pool too much.
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>>150645134

"Hi, I've played support/tank for my last few matches, mind if I go Tracer this time?"
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>Hollywood attack
>play trash mouse b/c I don't want to think
>we force them off the first point quickly
>spam nades as area denial forcing them to go through the other choke covered by pharrah rockets.
>take the payload without any issues
>think about my trap why keep placing it, when I can just put it on the payload and take it with me?
>as soon as the gate opens wiston jumps in lands on the payload gets trapped
>this isn't as bad as I thought. Trap on payload=free kills. Trap it again
>winston ults ana allah akbars him, jumps onto the payload again.
>takes nades to the face as he stares at us trapped on the payload unable to do anything.

Any other odd uses for trap you guys have found?
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>>150644574
>50 after placement matches
I got 73
maybe you're as retarded as the people you call retarded
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>>150642347
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
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>after collecting 200 boxes, open them all
>get no skin that i want, just some emotes
>instead become rich
>money is useless though
>got Mercy and Torb skins out of the summer skins so far (i'm a dps player)
>no Zarya or Tracer summer skins

Feels bad. That said, it seems really easy to acquire shekels, i don't understand why gamblercucks feel the need to buy loot boxes. I think i got 5 to 7 500 coins chests and 4 or 5 stonehardts.

NEW SKINS THAT CAN BE BOUGH WITH GOOD GOYIM SHEKELS WHEN ?!
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>>150645662
It doesn't need to be defended
quit pretending you know anything about law
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Can someone edit smug widow face to be one of those where it has the outrageous file size in the corner?
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>a significant portion of this general's userbase has never played the game and just participates in gay tumblr shipping
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>>150645983
I tend to just put them either behind me when I'm being chased, or on top of health.
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>Mei unironically used in tournament play

LMAO
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>>150645689
>>150645897
At the very least they could replay it again sometime

I was wodering if they were gonna build a collection of game modes to choose from, though that might introduce longer queue times
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>>150646153

You could sue over that?


I just want them to make atleast the fucking epic flag skins for coins
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>>150646123
Lootboxes are rolled when you received them, not when you open them. Saving them is pointless.
>>
Loot trade when?
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>>150645934
>>150645684
It's not about getting equal play. I get to play her pretty much anytime we get koth. It's just that I think we'd be much stronger if the Genji and I were permanently on dps characters.
I just can't subject other people to only playing support/tank though.
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>>150646123
>buy 11 boxes
>get a few non-Olympic legendaries and epics
>get AmeriMcCree
>end up getting red Zarya from a free box
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>>150638059
>Now entering... Route 66
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QTmaker
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>>150640357
>game decides to give me zarya skins instead.
I hate rng boxes having only one summer item in them on average, I've opened like 12 and only skin I got was the red Zarya one.
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>>150646313
STOUT SHAKO FOR TWO REFINED?
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>>150644620
Source
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>>150646373
>buying boxes
how's it feel being part of the problem?
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>>150646392
in order to make widow a more efficient killer, we put spikes where her nipples would be
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Is this the fastest lucioball goal?

Also when are they gonna fix the no helmet thing when he does the juggle emote?
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>>150646459
What problem?
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FUCK NERF THIS STUPID FUCKING NINJA PIECE OF SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>150644402
because quick play match making is more accurate than competitive

quick play matches you based on performance, whereas competitive takes your ridiculous random purple number into consideration, which is an indicator of how lucky you got in terms of coin flippery and teammates who don't rage quit
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>>150646459
I also bought $400 worth of items in CSGO back when I used to play it. I also own all of the EU4 and CK2 DLC.
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>tfw dup new zarya ult skin
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Am I the only person that finds Lucioball boring as fuck

I played football for 5 years during school and it's fucking shit i'm sorry smhtbhfam
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>Now entering... Numbani

The map in which there are literally zero features or terrain, it's just a giant open hallway for the payload to go down, enjoy losing or winning based solely on which team has the better mcree/widow/sol76.
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>>150646507
>that one guy disconnecting at the end of the webm

KEK
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>>150646392
I want to cuddle her.
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Are Ana and Pharah muslims?
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>>150645492
L O N D O N

also find superior DPS players / supports willing to queue with you and climb with them to show you should play certain roles and not your friends

the only way to ever make people play the unfun roles is by establishing dominance in the fun roles

its why my friends never question me when i lock in mccree because they want to win and not get raped like we do when i play reinhardt

they know i can 1 v 6 the shitters on the enemy team as a rank 77, so they pocket me and enable me to go hard and rip heads off
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>>150646635
you just described every map. Numbani is better than every assault map at least.
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>>150646459

>good goyim don't buy loot boxes
>Blizz gets upset because you forgot to buy the 6 gorillion loot boxes and stop supporting the game for something else more profitable
>good goyim be good goyim
>Blizz keeps supporting the game for years while you laugh at them and enjoy actual support so maybe years down the line this game becomes as good as TF2 was

???
>>
What does it mean to be on fire?
I got a card that said I was on fire 92% of the time
>>
>entitled whiners whining about not getting exclusive content they want for free
business as usual
>>
Stop complaining about defense heroes, devs already confirmed the point of defense heroes is to punish positioning mistakes which makes it logical they would not be featured much in high level play
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>>150645623
>under rank 70

Look at this man.

Look at him and laugh.
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>>150646749
>eye of horus tattoo
If they are, they are both huge sinners.
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>Pharah comes out to her mother as a lesbian
>Ana initially is furious and doesn't approve
>Mercy and Pharah try to talk her down
>Ana eventually reveals she's only upset because no grandchildren
>makes the two of them swear to adopt if they get married
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>legendary
>it's blue firewater Pharah
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>>150646672
>>150646507
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>>150639000
What was it?
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>>150646624
I feel you familia. I actually like playing soccer but lucioball is boring as fuck. If I wanted to play a game like that i would play rocket league. I played one game and went straight back to the regular modes.

>>150646830
there's an in-game "fire" meter that increases when you do things like get kills/assists, heal, etc. It slowly goes down over time and goes down in chunks when you die. Let me guess you were zenyatta or lucio?
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How the fuck does competitive calculate rank gain/loss?
>>
Tracer's puffy vulva!
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>>150646838
>defending paywall RNG business practices
fuck off blizard
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>>150646749
Do you see either of them hiding their hair?
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>>150646749
They are Christian Arabic Egyptians, but not Copts.
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>>150646896
Devs also confirmed they don't really give a shit if defense is bad in comp / pro games because buffing defense heroes means shitters will quit faster

muh bastion

muh console players

muh mei

rank 40s if you're in here kys
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>>150647028
Zenyatta
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>>150646980
>she forces Mercy to undergo surgery to get a dick so she can properly satisfy her daughter
>>
>playing lucio ball with bud
>we're laughing our asses because the other team have a tracer and a junkrat
>our random teammate is mad as fuck telling them to fuck off and that he'd report them
>we tell we're laughing like seals because of the bear traps, us goaling a fuck ton and tracer pushing the ball to goal slowly but surely
>junkrat and tracer tell him to shut up
>angry teammate mad the rest of the match

Man it was fun
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>>150646749
She wears the jihadi patterned scarf in her Security Chief skin, so probably.

>>150647067
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>>150646838
If you want to suck blizzards cock so bad just go to reddit, they hit a new low with this event
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>>150647049
You know they're just cosmetics right
literally don't buy the boxes
don't blame blizzard that you can't resist your own vanity
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>>150646749
Islam no longers exists in the Overwatch universe

If it did there would not be an Overwatch universe to begin with
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>>150641694
Did u wonned?
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>>150643105
question
do you have friends
>>
>However, the top 16 teams competing at BlizzCon will receive an appearance bonus and a free trip to BlizzCon.

""""collectionist"""" on suicide watch kek
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>>150647248
people have some balls glitching in a blizzard game. they do not take that shit lightly even if it's their own fuckup. Not worth it even for the laughs.
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>what is this, smash bros?
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>>150647407
how much do I have to wait till that happens?
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>>150647315
Because that's the best to wear in the desert.
Don't think Venom Snake is muslim.
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>>150647337
>they hit a new low with this event
>blizzard
>hit a new low
>with this event
>gamemode and earnable cosmetics
>>new low
>>>>>Blizzard
>>>>Cosmetics
>>>>>new low
>>>>>>>>>Blizzard
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>>150647537
devs fucked up, why is it the player's fault anyways?
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>>150637628
it is not called footie
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>>150647540
holy shit, that F tier
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>>150647339

Not him but whats the point of coins to begin with if blizzard makes new cosmetics timed and loot box exclusive?
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>plays ranked
>has no mic

What the fuck is your excuse?
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>>150642054
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>150647658
It's not, but blizzard is shit about that kind of thing.

In WoW there was a raid where you could mind-control an enemy you weren't supposed to and instantly kill one of the bosses, it was blizzards fault but they straight up banned everyone who was in the raid/guild that took part in using the exploit. They're really strict.
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>>150647540
You should need a license to be allowed to make charts.
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>2 of these were from leavers
Can't wait to finish the rest...
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>>150647540
people who make these just suck in general
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Any Overwatch stuff with the Blizzcon Virtual ticket?
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>be playing overwatch for a few months on PS4
>think I'm pretty ok
>be 44
>quickly climbing up
>join a couple people
>suddenly everything goes wrong
>now at 42

My dreams of being gud are no more.
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>>150647773
I don't have a mic
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>>150647540
>junkrat that high
>pharah that low
>genji that low
No sir i dont beleive it
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>>150647773
no one else at this ranking talks either why bother
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>>150646635

>point A
>high ground on both sides but only 1 way that can be reached by attackers without verticality
>before 1s check point
>the buildings near the streets
>after 1st check point
>that high ground opening, the backdoor to the defenders and the shitty ass building with a small pack that can be useful every now and then

Payload/Capture point will always be won or lost primarily due to teamcomps simply because of the nature. KOTH is the game mode where it's a DPS contest / good ulti usage contest.
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>>150647589
american military confirmed for secret muslims?!
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>>150644620
CUTE
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>>150647337
Yep, this is it.

It wasn't any of the millions of shit they did to turn WoW into a normie infested hellhole or the Diablel auctionhouse or killing Nostalrius. It was this.
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How do I reach the next level?
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>>150647850
Your dreams should have died as soon as you placed below 55. Not to mention the fact you're on console makes it worse.
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>>150647704
Because we have no way of knowing if event cosmetics will be the only new cosmetics we get. Yet.
There's no use in bitching with no cause. The game is still less than a quarter of a year old and it's very clear they're working as they go
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>>150647607
I mean reddit you literal retard. They've been sucking blizzards cock like no tommorw. Kinda like you now
>>
>>150647337
>overwatch is my first blizzard game
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>>150647337

My entire problem with this


A month from now reddit will forget about this and continue to suck blizzards dick while people with actual unpoular opinions will get downvoted to hell
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>>150643819
no
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>>150647865
post face
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>>150648125

also
>clearly shitting on blizzard for doing way worse
>sucking their dick
kay
>>
>>150646974
I'm not quite on the up-and-up with my list of dos and don'ts of Islam, but I'm pretty sure Tats aren't against the rules, just frowned upon.
>>
>>150647992
While I am not gonna get into the argument of pc vs console...

Just being placed lower than 55 doesn't mean I should give up, and I was climbing with almost no trouble.
>>
/I C E Q U E E N
Mei picked in competitive and dumpstered the enemy team. With the rush meta will we continue seeing more of her?
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>>150647805
Apparently usage time = time spent playing character divided by match time, which makes sense I guess but it isn't presented well.
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>>150647315

Why does he look so much like LeBron James?
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this is 10/10 fan-art
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>>150647982
Win 2-3 games in a row
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>>150642054
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>150642347
Cant stop won't stop.
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>Roadhog
>Not using Ult Kill entire enemy team in about 10 seconds
>POTG = Mercy ressing 2 people

?
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>>150647540
>there are shitters using this chart as a basis for lecturing their teammates right now
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>hana song
>tracer
>post tracer
>widow is so cute
why havent you sad weebs just ended it already?
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>laggy shitter adadada spams
>can't hit him
60 tick when?
>>
>Blizzard forums are bitching about Zenyatta now

Welp, I guess the ride was fun while it lasted.
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Problems with the event:

>Lootboxes are buyable with real money

So its "Special", unless you have lots of disposable income to blow on lootboxes. Then you can just keep gambling until you hopefully get what you want, while everyone else grinds their asses off.

If everyone had to grind, nobody would be accusing blizz of jewery. The fact that the items are supposed to be "Special" are outweighed by the fact that people with more money have a better shot at getting what they want.

>The event leaked

Blizzard obviously intended this to be a surprise and have people furiously grinding to unlock timed event skins. The skins leaking early because they sent out the packages to streamers and shit too soon like retards, meant people got excited about new skins and then got mad when they have to rely on luck and gambling to get them

How to fix the event:

>No more buyable timed crates
>You cannot recieve duplicates of summer items (Pointless because Overcoins are useless when we were already stockpiling them, as it turns out for nothing), so eventually if you get enough crates you can get everything you want

There. Fixed. Was that so fucking hard?
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>>150648382
I'm pretty sure getting a tattoo of a god from another religion is not considered nice.
>>
GENJI
MCCREE
DVA
GENJI
DVA
MCCREE
MCCREE
DVA
GENJI
MCCREE
GENJI
DVA
DVA
MCCREE
GENJI
DVA
GENJI
MCREE
>>
>>150648162
Welcome to democratised conversation!

'Democratise' is my favourite word that sounds good but is actually awful.
>>
>they take both objectives in Hanamura in 10 minutes
>we take them in 2
>somehow this doesn't mean we're better and they get more chances
>get attack on coin flip eventually
>objective practically taken
>Reinhardt sneezes at it and contests it while coming back from spawn
>6v3 on point and we lose
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>>150647865
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09Ralz2bIw0
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>>150648694
to be fair zen is pretty strong right now. But if they nerf his damage again I'm going to be upset.
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>>150647865
I probably look most like reyes but actually white
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>>150648382

>They behead women for showing skin

>But hey getting a permanet skin marking that pays tribute to another religious god is A-OK buddy

Im pretty sure its not ok senpai
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>Somebody completely destroys in a match
>on their team next match
>plays like garbage
how does this happen everytime
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>>150648509
>Pharah with slutty clothes
This isnt right , she's 2qt.
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>>150648382

It's not the fact that it's a tattoo. It's what the tattoo represents, which is an ancient Egyptian God. Islam is extremely strict when it comes to the worship or acknowledgement of other deities that aren't Allah. Muslims absolutely hate polytheistic religions like Hinduism, so it would stand to reason that ancient Egyptian mythology would be a big no no as well.
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>>150647865
Ok anon, now let the girl you forced to say this out of the basement
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>stomping in lucio ball
>enemy team leaves
>reinstancing
>no xp for me
water fuck
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Man they sure are fucking up the game aren't they.
Instead of a esports tournament they give us this shit.
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>>150647773

I'll use my mic as soon as my rank is above 50 but if I can't soloqueue my way out of rank 36 playing with shitters is probably where I belong anyway.
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>>150647339
I can't help laughing at all this butthurt "muh skins" faggotry either, but Blizzard did, at the end of the day, bullshit people with holier-than-thou promises pre-launch. The summer crate stuff is also a jew play of the highest order, just as it was a jew play when Valve did and countless others did it.
People shouldn't become complacent or the suits will think this shit can fly. So stay butthurt, fags.
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>>150647865
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w8isALCA7K
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>>150649347
exhibitions never have prize pools.
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>tfw the weeks leading up to the release of Overwatch was the only time in over a decade when I didn't want to kill myself
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>mfw went from rank 61 to 51
what am i doing wrong
>>
I think the most annoying thing about the Rio skins is that I DON'T WANT THE FUCKING COSMETICS. So for the next 3 weeks I can't buy or get crate drops without at least 1 of them being a shitty sport themed skin. It's basically getting 3 items per crate until it's over.
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>>150642054
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>150647049
>>150647337
t. giant crybabies

sorry you can't deal with not getting the exact genji skin you want
>paywall
that's some good shit man
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>>150649429
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>>150635531
>Lucio

I feel almost nothing, he is full murrican nigger and has nothing to do with Brazil, but I am actually glad he got the br soccer skin, I don't care about soccer, but its nice to see our country getting some love, and its one of the few non shit summer games skins.


I do hate the effort to shoehorn some crap samba like(or whatever its called) tune in the event music.


>>150635531
> Like Russian girls are only supposed to be overly-masculine and in charge of everything with deep manly voices

What? Don't you people ever watch porn? I didn't know about this stereotype.
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What's the most game changing hero? (Assuming the basics are covered)
I feel like Zarya really changes things up - forcing the enemy to moderate their firing/keeping people alive a lot longer.

Most game changing switch is Torbiorn on payload defense. At the last checkpoint a decent Torb can stop enemy progress entirely
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>Get every flag skin
>expect mcrees


Its like they know or some shit
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>>150649596
isn't there an option to exchange it for a regular loot crate box? or is that option just to open any normal loot crates you already have?
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>koth
>koth
>koth
>koth

(can't wake up)
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>>150645431
late august
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>>150649765
as far as I can tell it's only to open normal loot crate you have. Since the event started I have seen zero regular loot crates. You can't even buy regular loot crates (or at least you couldn't the first day of the event)
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>get devil and summer mercy skins
>cant use them because shes trash
What a shame. Thanks blizz.
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>>150647865
>i look a lot like mercy
marry me
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>>150648916

I thought the conceit of overwatch was that this is a future where nobody beheads women anymore.
>>
So Halloween and Christmas events are all but confirmed

What kind of Brawls do you think they'll cook up
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>>150650073
Diretide
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>>150648694
looks like they're really mad about the boxes too
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>>150649974
>can't
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>>150647865
pls go away
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How do I into Lucioball?
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>>150648946
it's not that slutty. plus the pic itself is still 2qt

great Pharah fan-art is few and far between

>>150649765
yes, you can switch between loot crates
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>>150650073
a brawl that costs 2 dollars per play and has a 40% chance of giving a loot box to the winning that might have 1 of the 100+ event items
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>>150648796
>xbox tier mic
checks out
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>hour long matches

who the fuck thought this was a good idea
>>
>play brawl
>guy is literally the whole game INSIDE the enemy goal trying to get le epic ult goal
>keeps complaining about "defenser" the whole time
>leaves when there is second remaining

Why isn't there an IQ test to buy overwatch?
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holy fuck the overwatch forums on battlenet are lit right now
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so i am reading a lot of posts that the lucioball glitch is easily done. yet i havent encountered a single out of place character or am able to do the glitch myself, mind you i play on EU is this glitch only doable on US servers or something?
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Widowmaker is fucking great on Gibraltar. So many sightlines.
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>>150647850
you have no idea what you're in for

>also on PS4
>placed at 45
>win some lose some, because 1 win and 1 loss equals net rank loss slowly go down
>for a while I remain in the low 40s
>as I go lower the amount of leavers increase, the players are shittier
>eventually lose the struggle, slip into the 30s
>leavers every other game, players are absolute shit
>lose game after game
>am now 35
>tfw no way out of this darkness
>tfw will probably dwell in the 30s for the rest of time

I really want to stop playing this game, but I don't have any other online shooters to play until Battlefield 1 comes out. I really fucking hate this game
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>Attack
>Tracer, McCree, Hanzo on your team
>nobody goes fucking NEAR the point

life is suffering
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>>150649994

Yes because Islam clearly doesnt exist anymore
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>>150650445
gibraltar is probably my favorite map in general. It just has so many good side paths and sight lines and high ground routes compared to the other maps.
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>>150650241
>their faces when they'll do it
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>>150646562
The E should recharge slower, at least.
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>>150650404

Blizzard letting us buy skins soon stalker
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>>150643483
it's a track outfit
this is b8 yet im still triggered
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>>150650352
>ball rolling towards enemy goal
>opponent chasing after it trying to stop it
>use pulse to knock him into the ball getting a goal
>report him!
>report him!
>report him!
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>trying to practice against bots
>can't choose map
>can't choose side
>searching game
>searching game for minutes
>waiting for players
>canceled game because not enough players

Tell me, owg, why are Blizzard so fucking retarded you can't play vs AI in local?
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Anyone else have terribly inconsistent McCree flashbang results? Tracer is the worst offender, I can shove it down her throat and still nothing happens.
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>>150650713
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>>150650108
Roadhog gotta get his candy.
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>did my 10 competitive matches
>won 3 lost 7
>rank 43

Anyone else a shitter here?
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>>150650713
But you can play a local game with just bots.
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>>150650598
>that disheartening moment when you realize you could never swim through coins
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>those godlike Tracers and Genjis are never on your team
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what is the porn category of women like zarya?
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>tfw only items I'm getting from my summer boxes are just shitty sprays and icons

Give me at least one skin goddamnit.
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>>150651098

Amazon
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>>150642347
can't stop won't stop
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>>150651047
>you get the hanzo who's blind and the genji who plays with their feet instead
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Alright, how many loot boxes have you opened?

The grind is so slow, losing gives you shit XP. I mean, god forbid we get double XP for once.

>16 boxes
>1 new skin(red zarya)

I nearly shit myself when I got something other than an icon or spray/dupe.

I have a feeling I'll never get the new genji or tracers.
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>>150650404

They're literally always lit with shitters and console babbies demanding hero nerfs because they're absolute garbage at the game
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>>150647982

>play exclusively in stacks with other 60's and one or 2 40's players

>farm shitters from the 50's

congrats ur 70 now
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>>150651098
amazon or muscly
there's a thread dedicated to her on /aco/ right now
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>>150650974
It's clearly possible Anon, I saw it on TV
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>farm lucioball xp by lazily standing next to the goal while doing something else
>enjoy free, steady xp without actually playing the game
>piss people off as a bonus

I want them to keep this game mode in permanently.
>>
>win one
>lose one
>win one
>lose one

t-thanks blizzard
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>>150651202
>mfw I got the (shittier) tracer skin
I play tracer more than anyone else but the skin I actually want is the mercy skin. The summer tracer skins aren't even that good.

Fucking blizz.
>>
I honestly think they should have made it clear how many competitive points people will get at the end of the season. Like, 200 or so. That way people won't go into competitive at average ranks just to grind out gud boi points but will still have to participate a decent amount.
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>>150651202
Two (including the free one)
I almost never feel like playing this game anymore
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>teammates can't counter a mei
>team average is 65
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Question as a shitter to the general looking to resolve a situation that happens way too often.

Let's say I'm playing Reinhardt and there's one support on my team. Everyone else is an offense hero. Things are going okay and then a Bastion shows up. At my level, even with me trying to coordinate people, no one on my team can kill the bastion. At this point I need to switch or this is going nowhere. However, I'm the only tank on the team and no one else is willing to switch.

Who do I switch to and what do I do.
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Out of 10 lootboxes so far I've got zero fucking skins
nothing but sprays and icons

this event sucks ass
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>pre-fire headshotting Soldier in a rank 40 game

what the hell does the game look like in average play then?
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>>150649267
that's me

>>150650142
I posted here last night and people were nice, I guess I'll come back when it's neet and australia time
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Post healslut
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>>150650965
Is it actually local? I remember having my usual ping in training but now that I think about it it might be a side effect of the way it doesn't clear on the menus.
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>>150646749
The Overwatch Universe is a different Timeline. The colossus of Rhodes is still standing, Temples of Egyptian gods are still active. This means the monotheistic religions never hold food on this world. People could develop science and culture without censorship,leading them to a utopian sci-fi world were cute brown girls don't have to hide their faces.
>>
Odds play another round
Evens take back my life from this game and read a book
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>>150647865
I look like Riverboat McCree and thankfully I can get away with it I shave every week


>tfw don't even like the cowboy look but it comes naturally

>>150651493
If your teams pushing ability has been completely halted because of the Bastion you might as well switch to Genji and beat him / Roadhog to hook Bastion and 1 shot him.

Don't know if you can play Genji though
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>>150647865
Post battlenet id
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>>150651202
At least you got a skin >>150638467

If I don't end up getting at least 2 I'll buy some at the end. I need that zarya and tracer
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>>150651493
if you actually belong to a higher rank, you'll never get there playing a tank or a support
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>>150649429

kek
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>>150651727
Sure

Imouto#11511
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>>150651945
Were you queued in a 4 person premade playing earlier? I think I played with you.
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>playing comp with 3 friends
>the 2 solos on our team pick hanzo and junkrat
>"no hablo engles"
>they keep speaking spanish the whole game
>they were rank 71 and 75
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>>150647865
stupid cunt get out of my 4chan
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>>150652092
Uhhh maybe?
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>>150647773
>No auto-detect microphone option in game.
To retarded to use push-to-talk and play competently at the same time.
Don't want to fuck off my teammates with grunt and mumbled giberish all the time with open mic.
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>>150647773
Too busy talking to MY BOYS in mumble. :)
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Wrestler Rein skin when?
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Is there no better feeling than shutting down a tryhard genji?
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>>150647865
>but I'm alot shorter.
So you look like Mei then.
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>>150651202
Ive opened 10 so far and only got the jap genji and symmetras dance... and horus and several duplicates and coin drops, which is funny since I dont forsee myself using them in the future given their new direction. And today has been hell for me, defeat after defeat after defeat, not even lucio ball is fun when you're placed in a team down 4 goals 5 times in a row. I see so many tracers and zaryas and Im so goddamn jelly. Fuck this is making me mad
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>>150640679
>>150652171
>>No auto-detect microphone option in game.
Open Mic is auto-detect mic, anon...
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>>150652146
>>they keep speaking spanish the whole game

How dare they speak their own language!!
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>>150651554
R A R E AND S P E C I A L
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>>150652414
God dammit, why isn't she real so i can impregnate her with my seed!!??
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>get rekt on illios
>party switches to full genji
>ok fuck it go lucio
>we actually win the round
>next round I tell them they will probably go full winston
>tell them to go DVA
>they went winston
>chat goes ballistic

Holy shit
>>
What is the best emote in the game and why is it Winston's peanut butter
>>
>>150652490
if you're going to be playing comp then you need to be able to communicate with the majority of your teammates

i don't give a fuck what goblygook language you speak
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>>150651554
Don't worry, there'll be another chance for you next year!
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>Genji on my team is an utter turd both personality wise and in skill
>Dies to enemy Torbjorn solo like five times
>Winston does most of the leg work against the enemy
>We win after going into Overtime at every point, barely grabbing each one in time
>Genji gloats with LOL 2EZ GET GUD SCRUBS
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>you will never fill her with cum
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How the fuck did shadder2k ended up with such high rank?
He's 88 and top 3 eu now, but he is clearly not even close for being that much good as his stats are. There is a plenty of far more better genji players, especially pro-players like tviq or linkzr, and beside of that they can play not only a genji.
Btw why he doesnt have much playtime recorded overall on his account by playing 24/7 daily basis if he's not a part of pro-team and dont playing not counting custom matches as a pro-players do?
>>
Why is Roadhog's hook hitscan?
>>
>>150652467
I think he means auto-detect, as in noise activated push-to-talk.
just like discord, where you choose a threshold above your background noise, so your mic only activates when talking
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>>150652810
>tears arent ice
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>>150652414
I'm not fat though and platinum blonde
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>>150637412
There is that one where Roadhog literally kills her with his enormous penis.
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>>150637525
>you will never be raped by tracer
why live
>>
>>150652853
good luck trying to land that without it. roadhog becomes worse hero in the game just from that.
>>
>>150652853
>>150653232
But it isn't
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>>150652717

>me language ooga
>team language booga
>>
How am i supposed to revive people if they always shoot me first?
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>>150652490
Not him, but on EU, everyone speaks english.
Can you imagine a match with a person speaking german, other french, another one italian etc.?
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>>150653393
RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
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>>150653173
>you will never be raped
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I think I'm gonna fucking cry I hate this game so much. I swear to god if I hit the 20s I'm never playing this shit game ever again. Am I the shittiest player on /owg/? Is there anybody here who can beat my low score?

Hold me
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>all this whining about Genji
>if he's good or bad people will cry
Top kek. It's almost pre-nerf Widowmaker level of tears.
>>
>>150653571
I was just at 34
Then I randomly went on a win streak and got to 42
sending prayers
>>
Why can't I aim with Zenyatta?
>>
>>150652934
for a second I thought you said rice and lol'd irl
>>
>>150653571
I'll probably be there by next week if I keep playing like this. I'm terrible at this game, just like I was at Team Fortress 2.
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>>150653571
someone had a rank 9
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Heresy
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>>150648382
Tattoos are actually forbidden, and the eye of horus, well, other anons have already addressed that
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>Translation: people paid attention to me for a low-effort post once because I'm a grill I now feel entitled to it all the time
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>>150653679
Probably because his firing animation makes the balls look faster than they actually travel so you aren't leading properly
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>>150653571
Play QP anon
forget about some dumb numbers and have fun
>>
Did we find anyting yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YELMcQJ5H4Y&feature=youtu.be
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>>150639001
Found the rank 56
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>>150653571
>overwatch
>competitive
>getting upset at "competitive" overwatch
>current year (+1)
wew
Do you also slam your fists on the desk when you lose at Casualstone?
>>
>>150653793
meant for >>150651598
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>>150651202
>15 boxes
>AmeriCree
>Track and Field Tracer
>Young Ana
>Racer Soldier w/ helmet
>500 credits

That's about it for now
>>
when does the season end?
>>
Is it just me or is it much easier to attack than defend?
>>
>Mei again being used in tournament play

Is this an ebin new meta?
>>
>>150653571
How do people like you exist? My gf got ranked at 45 and is on her way and close to 50. I got ranked at 65 and haven't played since the update, but pretty sure I'll hit 70 by the end of the month.

What are you doing in game, just walking in and dying?
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>>150653730
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>>150654010
22nd

Isn't that when the event isover too?
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>>150654193
>implying you have until the end of the month
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I JUST WANT THE EPIC RECOLORS

JUST GIVE ME THOSE STOP GIVING ME COINS

FUCK
I'M JUST GETTING DUPLICATE LEGENDARIES
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>>150647865
Post ASMR portfolio.
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>>150654059
>Unless the game is almost over, Attack will almost always spawn closer to the payload/capture point than defense.
>Lower travel time means it's easier to put pressure on the objective.
>More pressure on objective leads to easier games.
The capture points are generally more balanced in this regard (Point A gives advantage to Attack, while Point B gives advantage to Defense), but Payload maps have a hard time with this, making Symmetra's ult almost a demand for earlygame on Payload Defense. Note that I didn't say that Symmetra herself was important to Payload Defense, just her ult
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>There are people on comp that don't group with the lucio

It's like they don't want free heals.
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>Seameme being farmed by a Mei
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NORMALSLUTS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENERAL!!!!!!!
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>>150647865
>>150651598
>>150652980
>>150653793

These have given me a fair few laughs. Thanks funposters.
tfw I'm a pink haired grill that looks exactly like a succubus (male).
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Is there a tier list for consoles?
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>>150654193
I play on console. Nobody fucking communicates. There is no teamwork. Just everybody running in trying to solo the game. I know, I shouldn't even be complaining because its my fault I'm playing on console. But still
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>>150654572
source
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>>150654632

F-tier:

>console
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>>150653891
Actually i'm 57 which is top 21% of all players being tracked. Since it's a relatively easy rank to get to, if you're lower than 50 then you're actually fucking awful.
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the ooga booga really gets to you in quickplay. i'm almost tempted to migrate to ranked just so i get decent teammates.
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>new season starting soon
>direct Sombra teases
>they even moved some heroes around in the Hero Gallery to make room for two new heroes

I'm not saying it's happening but it might soon
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Mei needs a good groping.
>>
Two friends in my party are now fighting because of a 6 game losing streak.
>>
I would be okay if the legendary skins were loot box only.


but why are the flag skins not purchasable though coins? The flag skins are literally recolors
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>>150654471
>>150654074
>genji so cancer they're starting to use mei to be able to just hold him back
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>>150652717
>tfw SEA region
>japanese, korean, malay, english, a million different chineses
>no-one can communicate at all
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>>150654873
Mei needs a good exercise routine and diet.
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>Be the only healer as Lucio on defense.
>Roadhog gets caught out by a powered up Rein.
>"Wow this fucking Lucio no heals"
>Defeat
>"Please report this Lucio fucking noob"
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How do I git gud with mcree? What role should I fill with him and how do I play him effectively? What sort of positioning should I go for?
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>>150654820
>getting decent teammates in comp

good fuckin meme dude
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>>150654820
>i'm almost tempted to migrate to ranked just so i get decent teammates.


>he doesn't know
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>deadeye gives a red skull on ana ult targets but it won't kill
sick
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>>150654572
You mean an incubus?
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>>150654956
Sounds like League of Legends
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>>150654930
Americas encompasses the whole continent but everyone uses english.
Even peruvian shit eaters, come on anon.
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>>150654930
That's what you faggots get for using scribbles as a language and not even a common one
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>>150654938
She needs to be impregnated.
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>>150651945
I'll go ahead and ask the most important question: do you have cute feet?
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I've been picking Roadhog every match all match and winning lots.

Should I stop or keep going until it stops working?
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>>150647865
I look like a mix between Reyes and Soldier 76 except younger haha hmu ladies ;^)
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Why did they even make defense heroes if they were going to make them sub-par and useless?
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>>150654572
Neato
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>Overwatch
>Competitive game

best meme
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>a 250 pound mei will never crush your dick
why live
>>
>Volskaya Industries
>Last point has a bastion in a corner
>Team just goes in one by one and keep getting minced
welp
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>>150654938

Mei is a mountain climber she just eats too much.
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>Tfw I put a tiny sticky marker on my moniter on genji's position in the hero select screen so I can always be the one to say "I PICKED GENJI FIRST!!!!"
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>>150654690
Cam girl named Lana Rain.
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>>150655382
Junkrat isn't bad
>>
>open summer box
>three white
>one blue
>olympic item is a repeated winton volley spray

So what's the difference with the new boxes?
>>
>>150655246
>>150654938

Mei needs buffing so she's not fucking useless. No you are not a meta master picking her on sudden death to wall off the choke, you're a thrower when you do nothing once they get through

>>150654925

I just pick le monkey man. He's still good enough to do it
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Is Genji on Ilios the most fun anyone has ever had?

>deflecting Justice
>deflecting Whole Hog
>dashing through corridors and getting double kills on squishys waiting for health packs
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>>150654572
lel nobody cares about your shitposting m8
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>>150655484
He's bad once people learn to notice his grenades.
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>>150654956
Sounds like a daily life of a healer, I know how you feel as Mercy main.
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How shit am I
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>>150655449
you better be a cute girl you motherfucker
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>>150655484
he still has like a 1% pick rate in high comp, and only because he counters anyone who tries to play any other defense hero
>>
i like how your role in team fights as zen is to hit q so genji doesn't kill your entire team.
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>when Shaq realizes he hired an e-celeb instead of a pro team
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>>150655648

your rank is literally double mine
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>tfw just came across a Zarya with totally legit snapping to targets and perfect tracking
Either they've played Quake for a decade, or blizzard's anticheat is utter shit.
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>>150655507

You're guaranteed one new item per box.

The INCREDIBLY FAIR tradeoff is that you can't buy any of the new items with IGC
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>the Mercy player is extremely passive aggressive and if things don't go their way they'll rage and leave when the game is done

Why does this crap always happen to me?

Chill out and embrace the zen my friends
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>>150655382
pub stomping
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>Dorado Attack
>Decide to go Mei because I just don't give a shit anymore after being on tilt for the last 7 games
>Gold OKs and OT
>Get this when I charge in solo with my ult to cap the first checkpoint

We ultimately lost, but I still had a lot of fun. My third time playing her in QP.
>>
Favorite misheard quotes?
>I'm going - forget donasty!
>Dojo, pussies up!
>>
>>150655484
No, he's shit.
Every defense hero is shit outside of quickplay.
>Have to defend in every map
>Just playing tank, offense, and healer is better at defending than defenders
Its bad design, and its bad design on purpose.
>>
>>150655904
Hanzo - "I am deterred"
What I hear - "I am the terd"
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>>150655904
>FOOOOORRRRR ANNNNCHOOOOOORRRRRR!
>>
>>150655904
>>150656052
you must be 18 to post on this site
>>
>>150655026
It also kills targets not skulled if boosted by mercy or discorded.
>>
>>150656127
never stopped you from posting you little faggot
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>>150638995
sounds like someone got juked all over by a lucio solo contesting a point for 30 full seconds and not getting killed
>>
>you will never impregnate them all
>>
>you will never fall asleep to the delicate sounds of d.va typing and the last words you hear before you gently fall into bliss is 'it's time to raise my apm'
>>
>>150656305
>wanting an indian spawn
>>
newbie here, what happens when you hit level 100+? Do you get any different loot boxes?
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>>150646482
>>150646392
Pointy perky tits are god tier
>>
>>150654678
Oh. Then who gives a shit? Literally no one cares about console players. Not even this general.
>>
>>150638995
>We don't need a DJ hero with subwoofer powers, that's also been overdone.
Come up with 5 other "DJ Heroes with Subwoofer Powers" in an FPS. Seriously, do it.

Go on, I'll wait.
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>>150638995
>disliking lucio
WE RIDIN ON A SMOOTH STREAM OF SUPERSONIC SOUNDS
I'M YOUR CAPTAIN AND DJ
PROFESSORRRRRRR K

JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>150656374
>not wanting a qt lil brown indian daughter
>>
>>150656384
No, but your EXP gains reset to level 1. So it costs as much EXP to reach 102 as it does tor reach level 2. The cycle repeats every 100 levels
>>
>>150656127
>thinking those posts are made by children
>not thinking all the waifu spam and talking about fucking imaginary characters are made by children
anon please.
>>
>>150656374
>not wanting to fill her autistic pussy with hot cum
>>
>>150656305
>>
i do not understand how people in the 60s and 70s can be so bad at this game
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>>150656305
>you will never impregnate them all
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>>150655484
junkrat's only place in comp is the same as bastion. worthless when people are intentionally playing against him or on the look out for him, but outstanding at securing what's already a win.

also hanamura point B defense is junkrat's best defense point ingame
>>
>>150656586
I just noticed Mercy's spine has a Aesculapius staff, neat.
>>
How come we are this many retards and it matches me with retards 200 levels above me?
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/761317633979539456
>>
>>150655648
I'm on the road to 54 so I can't talk shit. It's funny how most people talk about anything under 70 being shitter territory, and yet most people are around 55-60 iirc.
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>>150655680
It's because he's good on the first point of Anubis defense.
>>
>>150656614
I want to eat that reapers ass
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>>150655904
>OPEN DOOOOOR
>>
>>150656594
Slow reflexes. How is that not understandable?
>>
>>150639000
I got it.
Also https://youtu.be/Mu5FdzwWJmw?t=2m12s
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>>150656839
>t. rank 25
>>
>>150649994
So you answered your own question, there's no longer any muslims
>>
>>150655904
HAVE A DOUGH
>>
>>150656614
>they will never make your asshole bleed
why live
>>
>>150656614
you can't impregnate boys u idiot
>>
>>150652060
new thread
>>150652060
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>>150655904
YABBA-DOOOOO!


took me til lvl 140 to realize he was saying HAMMER DOWN or something of that nature.
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>ywn fuck Mei so hard she moans things in Chinese
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>>150656471
Why?
>>
>>150635906
>>150636186

THIS IS A DUDE, RIGHT?
>>
>>150656037
Would you prefer they constantly tried to chase the dream of all the characters having similar pick rates and end up making everything samey and boring?
>>
>>150656614
>tfw no young cute twink hero
Blizzard, you said you wanted diversity. Please I want a 18-21 year old qt boi that i can play while my bf heals me and thinks about me shoving my big dick deep inside of his ass.
>>
Wow, trying to play healers like Zenyata or Ana in solo queue is the worst experience ever, how do you guys do it?
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>>150656839
It's actually usually the opposite. 60s is the prime zone where people are mechanically fine, their reflexes and aim are fine, not godlike or anything, but way above average.

But they're just retarded when it comes to positioning and teamfighting. Dumb ults, people running in one-by-one, overextending, picking ineffective heroes, etc.
>>
>>150657019
I will also never be a manlet like Torb, so that's fine.
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>>150657279
I kinda want the boy in the cinematic trailer who uses Doom Fist for a second to be the actual character.
>>
>>150639518
Blizz did have a pretty big banwave a couple days ago
>>
>>150657306
I got no problem with Zen. Just pick at shit till they die one by one, then go in.
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>>150656594
Because placements was bugged and now they dont and people easily get 60-70 ranks after their first 10-20 games.
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>>150653002
artist?
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>>150657321

>tfw terrible reflexes but good at positioning and communicating

i guess rank 40s always need a faithful reinhardt
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>>150656614
Ey buddy I think you got the wrong door
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I wish Wilsons shield generator thing wasn't so shit. His Gun is okay but even with mercy behind me i die way too fast.

I really don't see why anyone would play him instead of reinhardt. Especially in defense.
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>>150655904
my 6 stack's callouts:

>"booshee swa"
>"hot monkey dick"
>"gotonasty"
>"shtaben leashed"

they all say cuck now more than any aussie shitposter and it's entirely my fault
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>>150659092

>wilson
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>>150658835
fuck you
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>>150655904
>race war
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>>150659465
the monkey
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>>150661059
You mean Winfrey?
>>
>>150661254
im drunk
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>>150654678
Stop blaming the console for doing bad, you still suck. I doubt there's any teamplay on PC either in the 30s.

t. PS4 rank 56 solo q only shitter
>>
>tfw mccree cant flashbang genji on enemy team
>roadhog cant hook him
>your teammates literally just stand still and die to his ultimate
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>>150647865
i look like young genji.
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