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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed) (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)
>SERVERS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT COMP MODE
http://pastebin.com/BuG8yM2j (embed) (embed) (embed)
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
>>150607456
first for dead game LMAO
second for dead general
last for FUN game
forth for post charts
How much time do you spend talking to people in game?
>>150608008
I only say stuff like "spy behind you heavy", "Come on demo, let's go. I have an uber", or "Half their team is dead, guys. Let's push"
>>150607735
geeneral ees ded
does the Yamaha PSRE353 have weighted keys
also why only 61 keys
>>150608008
I don't talk to people I talk down at them
>>150607735
>>150608591
N E W Y O R K
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Post loadouts with plausible, theme-fitting, protective items/equipment that seems necessary in a combat enviroment without any sort of clashing gaudy colours.
>>150608591
why are spy mains ALWAYS faggots
literally no exceptions
>>150608665
pretend i dont have the capper equipped
>>150608683
i don't really play him much anymore, most of those hours is from when i started playing
I've been working on an understanding of class power from the perspective of class speed and health. Disregarding weapons and damage, I've decided that heavy has the most potential because he has the most hit points.
Ideally, shotgun heavy is the most powerful class. In theory, a shotgun heavy is the most effective and mobile class.
Consider the hitscan's ability to damage instantly coupled with a heavy's hit points; You've got a juggernaut of staying power on the battlefield.
What the fuck am i supposed to do with my old useless items like this? I mean, the support spurs made this even more stupid.
I don't want to deal with trader bullshit. Can i just dump them unto some trader-bot and get something decent in return, even if i don't have authenticator?
>>150608665
>it ain't me starts playing
>>150608857
No one wants to deal with your 15 day trade hold. Get a phone or let it rot.
>>150608839
>shotgun heavy is the most powerful class
>>150608857
http://sfuminator.tf/
>>150608683
hey my gasol isnt a faggot!!
>>150608683
can girls be faggots ?
>>150608839
nigga you dumb, Range x mobility + damage determines class usefulness in DM
Soldier: 2 x 2.5 + 2 = 7
Scout: 1.5 x 3 + 2 = 6.5
Demo: 2 x 1 + 3 = 5
Sniper: 3 x 1 + 2 = 5
Heavy: 0.5 x 0.5 + 3 = 3.25
There's a reason the 6s meta stacks soldiers and scouts and not shotgun heavies
>>150610416
new meta
am i the only one who thinks there should be a class limit of 3 per team, not because im mad about the enemy stacking 4 engis, but my team stacking 4 spies on defence
>>150610775
class limit of two, priority decided by rank
>>150607735
>>150610775
I've been in the position where I was left to choose another class because a server was running a class limit addon and the feeling sucks. I hate class caps. Let me play what I want.
>>150608658
What does any of that have to do with New York?
>>150608665
>>150610416
i thought demo was limited to one because of his huge damage output
>>150610775
class limit of 1 in order (so there can only be two of one class if all other classes have already been selected)
>>150610775
>remove cheese strats like stacking engies and scouts
>stop bad or new players making teams of only spies and snipers
seem like a thing that should be added, and 3 sounds about right for 12 player casul
>>150611124
damage output is situational and other classes can outrun him
>>150610416
you're forgetting sticky jumps, charging, grenade jumps
wew lad
>>150611962
demo's jumps lack the instancy of the other classes' and are far more situational due to their higher health cost and ability to be denied before the demo is even off the ground. Two jumps and you're knocking on death's door without a medic, whereas soldier can do 10 at best and scout double jumps for free.
scout
razorback banned this season boys
>>150612335
>implying anbody gives a fuck about fake comp
>>150604525
Oh okay that's cool, i was asking because I was thinking about getting into making community content but i don't know where to start.
Since you've actually had something accepted can you "spoon feed" me, as some people would say
>>150612262
The confetti effects would look so much cooler if they exploded above the head of the hat before falling down sorta like those party popper thingies
i wish confetti was team colored
please stop matching me with shit teams
comp or casual I always have to try and fucking carry, it's soul crushing
the last update was fuckinj shit, I don't even care about comp but what is the reason to fucked up the casual mode
Reminder that comp tf2 won't take off because thr tf team is incompetent and they won't bother trying to keep improving it becasue that would take too much effort so they'll just leave it in its current state and continue to publish lackluster updates with mediocre content and hats that rape the artstyle because tf2 is a crippled deranged victim of nazi experiments used to better games that valve actually does care about
tf2 is and has always been casual
mm was a mistake
>>150614807
Do you view quake as a competitive game?
you think the iron bomber is getting nerfed?
>>150615017
yes
>>150614807
t. shitter
>>150615069
No.
n*rf this!
>>150615079
Then why can't tf2 be a comp game?
thats clearly the dev team's fault, otherwise there wouldnt be all these comp teams and leagues, shitter
lol
>>150614807
A game can be casual and competitive at the same time. In fact, the best games were always those that had possibilities to fuck around, but also play serious, if you want to.
I've switched to C for crouch
it seems breddy gud: doesn't strain my pinky, can still rj fine but is there some hidden downside
>>150607735
I wish valve would show as much love for tf2 as csgo and dota
The last video on the official valve channel related to tf2 was 5 years ago for the replay update. Now it's just super srs mlg comp gaymers stories and profiles and vr shit, it's like they created the tf yt channel to quarantine it from the stuff they actually take seriously
I doubt even 5% of people who bought the game back in 2007-8 are even playing it anymore. I'm worried tf2 might actually die
>>150615537
is this satire or are you just a huge asshole ?
>>150616005
Explain
>>150615517
that you cant say thanks after killing someone?
>>150616054
t. publord
>>150616103
what
>>150615517
Strafing with c is crampy.
iron bomber is actually better than stock for midair spam pipe damage, as you dont have to arc your shots quite as high
also the no-rolling makes it great for spamming control points
probably means that it's better than stock now, only marginally though, i'd say it's getting nerfed
>>150610775
valve plz
>>150608857
the support spurs are stupidly oversized
i got a pair and went back to the heel biters after a week
>>150615730
When this game dies, I'll still be there as long as these things are still extremely satisfying:
>Meatshots
>Sandman + Cleaver
>Rocket Launchers
>Market Gardens
>Flarepunching
>Airblast + melee
>Stickybomb Detonations
>Direct pill shots
>Demoknight
>Running around with 4 heads
>Gunning down people as Heavy
>People walking into your sentry
>Sneaky sentry spots
>Pocketing someone really good
>Carrying your team as Medic
>Headshots
>Backstabs
>Killing power classes with your revolver
I'd have quit if these things weren't so satisfying. It's one of my main gripes with Overwatch; killing someone doesn't feel like killing someone. There's no kick, no one blows into pieces and there's no big-ass damage numbers. You click on someone or press q, and some text just says: dude eliminated.
>>150616550
You forgot
>watching someone gib into a red mist with the Classic
>three hit punching a Heavy with the gunslinger
>killing a Medic and his pocket simultaneously with a crit from the Third Degree
>>150616228
>someone is actually playing medic
yeah nice photoshop
>Most kills
>Topscoring
>I'm the demo
>Medic has kritz
>He ubers a fucking pyro
>>150617681
You're already top scoring, so he prolly just wanted to bump someone else's points up
>>150618240
That's retarded. Who thinks like that?
reminder that tf2 has no objectives other than topscoring and getting the best k/d
reminder that tf2 has no objectives other than getting good
Humping the cart on Payload maps shouldn't give such a ridiculous amount of points, now medics will finally get off cart heavies and onto the classes actually doing all the fragging.
reminder that tf2 has no objectives other than looking prettier than everyone else on the server
>>150618327
>>150618327
I do. When all the Homies are in full effect, I obviously have Blaris as a primary pocket, but when I feel he has too many points, I wanna share some Kritz with Xilit or Red so we can always be at the top of the leaderboard
>>150619045
Fucking preach
i had a tf2 dream
it was on ctf_doublecross
>>150620063
Doublecross is fun.
i have tf2 dreams way too often
i might have issues
I keep having this dream where I'm a really good game developer and get accepted into valve. I choose to be on the tf2 team and the 5 people that were there fuck off because they're no longer forced to be on the tf team. I then update the game monthly, fix most of the bugs with the game, make all weapons balanced, and add loads of new content that everyone loves. Not like I'll ever make any kind of difference in the world but it's nice to pretend
>>150621520
>really good game developer
>at valve
They only hire people who can't use the keyboard in the off chance they talk to the community and gambling analysts
talk to me
hi!
ctf not fun at all
>ctf_doublecross
>go engie, try to build on enemy team's roof
>spies spam sappers and revolvers me to death whilst deadringer spamming
>abandoned that and tried playing soldier but got bodyshotted to death by who knows how many snipers
>go sniper but there's already 5 and no decent players behind me so the fuckers get ez headshots while I'm getting ganked
>engie builds a nest in the sewers so I can't leave that way either, go demo but the medic quickfixes a soldier instead
>try every class, get killed by every class, fail universally
>EVENTUALLY lose, dominated by scrubs because they have the numbers, random crits, pockets and the cheesiest strats
comp has spoiled me with standards of human decency that are simply not present in casual
>>150623376
git gud
I was going to make a joke about how my phone should say "I am fully charged" after I charged it to 100% but somone always gets there first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cxmB5-Kv4M
>>150624563
It's a bad joke anyway
>>150625468
Absolutely patrish
>>150625620
just like you
(to both)
when does this get added?
>>150626693
Absolutely and Patrician? Thank you very much
>>150625468
youre boring
>>150627532
Of course you wouldn't understand normal tastes
>Looking for players for steel season. According to the rules, steel is the lowest skill level league. Therefore , i dont ask much for competitive exp. i expect you have done some lobbies, newbie mixes, pugs, etc. I want people with the mindset of listening and learning rather an ambition and greed. No sandbaggers, memers, babies, squickers, elitists, people who say kappa unironically, californians, autists, racists, white bois, fuckboys, nu males, hillay supporters need to apply.
1500 and more hours of tf2. if you were a trader, you need to have 2500 hours
seems fair to me. where do i sign?
>>150629257
That's a lot of qualifiers son, but you didn't ask for Gearscore.
>>150629257
>allienating 99.9 percent of the tf2 population
good lucky finding a team XD
>>150629257
No memers or elitists, huh? Guess that leaves me out
What the shit is a squicker, though?
>>150623376
>builds sentries in one of the most broken spots in the game
>gets killed by DR spies with revolvers doing 20 damage while he has a dispenser
Nice work yellow
>>150629891
I think it was meant to be squeakers.
>>150629657
With disallowing white bois and racists even whoever this is can't be on their own team.
I found this
>>150630341
not him white bois is a term for your suburban and spoiled white kiddies that enjoy rap unironically and are full of memes
>>150630537
They can't enjoy rap because they're white?
>NotSureIfSerious.jpg
>>150630627
have you met a white boi who enjoys rap. holy shit that is the most annoying and cringey thing ever. Borderline wigger
>>150630735
It's funny how the response to your post is the post that it was a reply to.
>>150630735
Maybe you're thinking about juggalos or soundcloud rappers
>"Don't test my metal, son!"
What did he mean by this?
I unironically enjoy rap, but I'm not white, can I join your team?
>>150631259
Ditto, but I couldn't join the team because I'm a memer and an elitist
Make an exception for me?
>>150631195
>Don't test my mettle, son!
Does this make it more clear, or do I need to fetch you a dictionary?
>>150631316
>>150631259
i posted the excerpt but i am not him. It s on the ugc looking for players forum. knock yourselves out.
I have a really idea for the end of the war update make heavy take 80% more damage and all the food items make him bleed!
who /coldfront/ here?
knock me out
>More than 5 minutes
You're slipping, hunam.
oh
>trying to get into mge as scout
>5000 hours scout main joins
>get rolled
>starts using pistol only
>"I'm practicing my pistol aim"
I aim to become about -this- conceited
>tfw you're the only one that misses the old Babby Face's Blaster with the tighter spread
>>150608591
>>150608463
> dark souls
mfw i
tfw i
>>150629257
kappa
Sweet sweet tears.
good, the more you use it the higher chances valve nerfs it
>>150640651
Bonus tears. Wonder what I'll get in the
LIGHTNING ROUND
>friend recommends quake live to improve aim
>play quake live
>aim immediately becomes godlike
>>150640305
>comp pl
>put this on
SOMEONE STOP ME I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF
>>150634926
you are mistaken
>want to play comp
>remember what happened the last time i played comp
>f2ps and me vs plat 6-stack
>play casual instead
>>150640651
>Valve takes frequency of item usage into consideration when adjusting a weapon's stats
get a load of this guy
Any TF2 Classic love here?
>>150642810
6v6 Plat doesn't exist anymore :^)
>>150643208
At that point, I'd rather just play Battletanx.
>>150643208
wow this is truly the vanilla experience
>>150643061
they were gonna buff the reserve shooter until b4nny convinced them not to
>>150643859
proof that valve has never played this game ever
I should really finish that one demo's art, here's a breakout of the rum bottle
>>150643859
Thanks for proving my point. Every shitter pyro main uses the Reserve Shooter, why were they going to buff it again?
>B4nny
lol
If every post ending in 0 became a TF2 update, the game would still be heading in a better direction than it is now.
>>150644079
>Every shitter pyro main uses the Reserve Shooter
that's false and you know it, use it once and you get called an asslicker
>>150644079
Except the stock shotgun is better in every way. Reserve shitter is a crutch for baddies who can't aim.
>Turn on TF2
>Load up comp
>Play one whole fucking hour on swiftwater
>Someone abandons
>Load up Overwatch
>Mercy/Lucio on the enemy team
>Close Overwatch and load up a casual match
At least people fucking die occasionally on swiftwater holy shit that was awful.
>>150642132
anon you should try reflex
>>150644808
>Reserve shitter is a crutch for baddies who can't aim.
which is why so many people use it
>Be me
>Be Spy
>Unusual Soldier is standing on a staircase spamming rockets
>Stand behind him
>Knife comes up for backstab
>Backstab animation plays
40 damage
And you guys think Matchmaking is broken
>>150644009
cool bottle
why is it a gif though?
Feathers is cute! Cute!
>>150645080
honestly its been such a long time ive seen a reserve shooter pyro on anywhere
if i do theyre super easy to kill unless they also play scout
>>150645190
>using the knife
>not abusing the stock revolver instead
>>150644079
Nigga, most Pyros I've met don't use the Reserve Shooter due to how broken OP it is. It's essentially a Shotgun with the combo potential of the Flare Gun with none of the downsides of the Flare Gun.
>>150645651
The revolver can't one-hit kill a full-health Soldier
I was behind him anyways, no point in doing like 50 damage when I can do 1200
>playing in community pub
>pyro using reserve shitter
>taunt every time i kill him
>he complains about how scout is the easiest class in the game
>>150646306
>Dominate a Pyro
>He complains about how I'm playing the easiest class in the game
>Demoman
How do you even lose this matchup?
4>2>1>6>(power gap)5>3
>>150646595
Aspiring Demoman main here,
How the fuck do you deal with a Pyro who is at really close range? I can seem to land my pipes brilliantly at mid-range, but as soon as it comes to Pyros within Flame Thrower range, their sudden movements just seem to outmatch my aim. Any constructive tips?
>>150646973
stickies
>>150646973
Backpedal and drop stickies at your own feet. By the time they prime you're out of blast range and if the Pyro wants to pursue he has to just take it.
>>150646973
Then a lot of the time it's too late desu
Demo requires that you keep yourself at just the right distance away from enemies. This is one of the best classes for backpedaling, as stickies and pipes can ward off or even kill advancing enemies, provided they don't get too close.
>>150642132
is this true?
cuz i ll give valve shekels if this is true. even if it improve a little
TF2 devs areA U T I S T I C
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overwatch devs might have an inferior game but they at least try to explain their reasoning when they change shit
>>150647646
>D.Va's damage output is fine
Yeah sure 25 DPS Heavy no problems there.
i have problems
>>150647818
they have like 21 characters
maybe they should try starting with 4 or 6 and add more later on
idk about overwatch, i tried the free beta and only played pharah
am I a shitter if I use the sticky jumper instead of stock?
I like going fast
>>150648292
nah man sometimes you just GOT TO frag the med y'know?
>>150648292
nah its fine
its very fun when you do xtremelly fast rollouts and they dont expect it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlSkYYFVbx0
>>150646819
>soldier above scout
>>150648452
Maybe it's Pokemon generations
>>150646819
2 > 1 > 3 >>> 4 > 5 > 6
>>150648212
In Overwatch, compared to TF2 everyone got nerfs to mobility and counters got played up. Because of this Tracer is the best character in the game (i.e. pro teams run as many as 3 Tracers at once). Blizzard saw this and nerfed her best counter, because he was being used too much to counter Tracer.
Also D.Va is almost an exact copy of Heavy except the minigun does 25 DPS instead of 250-500 and Blizzard said that was fine.
>>150648984
Heavy cannot fly.
>>150649342
It stops her from attacking while using it though, and defense matrix is basically useless for anything but stopping an ult that's already committed. Her only other skill is her ult which is extremely telegraphed and can be blocked by ducking behind a flower pot.
>>150648984
I think that Overwatch should have like 10-15 heroes, and mash some of the current ones together. For example Lucio, Bastion and Widowmaker are all very boring, one dimensional heroes. Some of their attributes could have gone into other flat heroes. They stretched the potential depth of the game across 23 heroes just so they could say there were 23 different heroes.
Most of the heroes only have 1 weapon at a time, which makes them even flatter. Maybe if each character had 2-3 weapons at a time, and 1-2 abilities, the game would have more depth.
That being said, there are some interesting characters, such as D.Va and Junkrat.
It's a solid game overall, but that's one of it's many flaws along with >>150616550
>>150648984
I bet they didn't nerf her because they want their face to be seen everywhere. What's the point of putting all that money into advertising her if no one wants to play her because she's only average after all?
heavy is the icon of tf2 and he's one of the shittiest classes
>>150644079
Thanks, you inspired me to create another one of these.
>>150645415
because it goes in an animation like this one.
>>150646819
(4=2)>2>>>>>>the rest
>>150644079
>Thanks for proving my point.
uhh no, valve was gonna buff it because no one was using it, retard
>>150646819
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
>>150651514
Blizzard put way more money into promoting overwatch than valve did for tf2
>>150652351
Because Valve didn't even need to.
Faceit NA beta is live
>>150652576
But why?
>>150616054
>still using default weapon binds
>not using superior quake binds
>>150652576
Now use it when connected to a Valve server.
Oh wait, you can't because you had to edit the items_game.txt to make that.
Anyone wanna do some Mann Versus Machine? Everything but Empire on Two Cities
id/BasedViva for them invites
>>150646819
>>150651709
FUCKIGN ASBNWER
>>150651791
>>150653823
Whoops, that's an outdated one from yesterday. I'm solo right now
>tfw majority of the team prefers spawncamping rather than capturing the point
fuck nucleus
>>150653919
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLy20U-ImlJMMwIbwLL6v3lspEtcZPTaD0
How do I get tf2 matchmaking to connect me to VA servers!
VA servers are by far the closest to me but it AWAYS puts me in LA with unplayable lag
My friends and I had issues connecting to the VA servers before the MyM but I could get around that. Now I can't.
>>150656028
You do not want to play on the Virginia servers. Virginia servers are an unplayable mess and MyM tried to mask this by removing the timeout check on official servers.
>>150655564
WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS IN THE TEAM FORTRESS TWO GENERAL
>>150656028
what an odd loadout
i want to hate it but it's kinda aesthetically nice
>>150656692
>Implying we talk about TF2 even 60% of the time
>>150656028
>memewacka
>>150657061
old ass picture
>>150656520
>Virginia servers are an unplayable mess
fuck me then
>>150656879
Thanks m8
here's a pyro of mine
>>150653198
but you only need 5 weapon binds 1-5 is just fine
>>150655467
I remember Harvest and Turbine were played a lot as team deathmatch than for the objective at times.
>>150656520
>live in Virginia
>get put into only LA or Luxemberg servers with unplayable ping ever since MyM
I wish I did get put into VA servers despite how shit they are.
Never used a hud before but I'm going to finally get one soon. Any recommended ones?
>>150662293
eveHUD
>>150647646
Valve has gone on record of saying that they sometimes add random shit just to see how the community reacts
I'm guessing that's how the shortstop shove happened
>>150662293
i'd reccomend both PVhud and broeselhud, but both are ded.
>>150663967
that isn't so bad, it helps keeping things fresh
>>150662293
pick one from huds.tf
>>150662293
RaysHUD is gorgeous. Use that
anyone know whats going on over at the group "Prestige Gaming Organization"? Something about leaked info.
>>150662293
no use splatoon hud
>>150664858
what does that background image have to do with team fortress 2
>>150665405
I think it just looks cool; not him by the way
>>150662293
check huds.tf and pick one you like, preferable that updates regularly
>>150665405
I think it just looks cool; I'm him by the way
I really just like the colors, though
i really like my tf2gfu
i want to get a strange iron bomber but i bet as soon as i get one valve is going to nerf it
Thanks or all the help guys. Have been looking through huds.tf for awhile and flawhud is looking pretty good. Any bullshit that I need to know about hud maintenance or any of that shit?
>>150665754
while most huds get updated when a TF2 update changes something hud-related, you only really need to update your hud when an update breaks it
>>150665874
If you decide to switch to Rays, you'll get updates for the hud almost immediately after a big TF2 update is released. Only reason why it came about 3 days late for the last update was because the creator was at SGDQ
Quick updates makes it the best, Jerry. The best!
>>150665405
it's default with the hud, but you can change it
>>150661174
but 1-5 is boring
>>150666769
thats retarded
>>150666769
Then how do you use voice commands?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzdf0LYfIYQ
I can't believe it isn't a Prodigy reference.
fu k yeaH id/d310s
>>150666769
If you don't have the time to casual use the scroll wheel to access the PDAS, you probably shouldn't anyway. Anything else can easily accessed on 1-3.
>>150667557
I'm trapped in a sewer with a confessed arsonist, Brock!
>>150667557
I actually really liked the Torre Florim cover they used for just cause 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPI3b9iPSN0
>>150667913
>This is the weed version, and the one from prodigy is the cocaine version.
this is one of the few times i don't regret checking the comments
wow elliot is hot
HOLY shit i just love 26dollar
>>150668330
rlly
>>150667398
>if i don't get it then it's dumb
>>150667419
mouse5
fuck using v, i dont want to interrupt my movement just to communicate
>>150667607
scroll is too inconsistant compared to a key press
1-3 feels wrong after having used quake binds so much
using 1 for hitscan on one class and then projectile on another just feels wrong
god damn videogames is such a massive autist
>>150667419
misread your post, i use numpad 7-9 since i don't use voice commands too often and when i do i usually have time to lift my hand off the mouse for a little
my tf2gfu said i'm opposite of autistic
i really REALLY like drawingses tumblr doodles
feathers gave a dog a foot job
>>150668962
Fair enough
6v6 powerlevels:
>5CP
>KOTH
>A/D (gravelpit)
>Literal shit
>CTF
>A/D (everything else)
>PL
>>150669561
Pretty good, but I'd but A/D above CTF and Literal Shit
cool
>talking to old tf2gs
>they seem alot happier because they abandoned this hell hole
do et now
before its of too late
2 secs marked of death is a Big Joke of a """nerf"""
what time does the patch get released?
>>150671179
there was already a patch yesterday
Fixed map objectives (e.g. flags, capture points, carts) sometimes becoming unresponsive in Casual Mode games
Fixed a case where players could be late-joined into games playing a map that they didn't have selected
Updated the tooltips for the Sticky and Rocket Jumper to include the PASS Time JACK in the list of items that can't be picked up while they are equipped
More fixes and improvements to weapon viewmodels when using wider/larger weapon field-of-view settings
>>150671301
that was an emergency patch though
im talking about the usual Thursday patch, what have they been working on?
>Damage taken while active increased to +50%
>>150671301
> what have they been working on?
>More fixes and improvements to weapon viewmodels when using wider/larger weapon field-of-view settings
>removed mini-crits while active
>replaced with 30% more damage while active
that takes care of everything
>>150671834
oh they fixed the view models no one wanted to use in the first place
thanks valve didn't want a matchmaking system anyway
Yeah thanks valve
>TF2 dev team is hopelessly incompetent
>Overwatch dev team is extremely autistic
Kill me now.
i've done nothing but play huntsman for three days
Watch out!
What is your favorite hero to play as in TF2?
make that cosmetic look good on a loadout, I bet you can't
is sandman+cleaver better than pistol+whatever other melee
>>150673963
rather have autists then incompetents
>>150674825
Lucio
>>150667591
>>150668063
>>150668330
>>150668563
>>150668837
>>150669064
>>150669121
MODS??
why is steam such a huge fucking piece of shit that doesnt fucking work at all
i just want to FUCKING PLAY TF2 IVE BEEN TRYING TO PLAY IT FOR20 FUCKING MINTUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
because you touch yourself at night
should i kill myself
n
Depends if anyone other than your mom likes you.
You know the vikings had a place in their mythology called Valhalla where people would fight eternal and that was their idea of heaven.
That's basically what we do in tf2.
Also, consider the parallels between fight club and tf2
>>150675280
answer my fr*eaking question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150676649
ya and they got drunk too
i wish i got drunk too
is there any reason not to use the tomislav
the accuracy kinda makes up for the firing speed
>>150678429
if u come up against an already revved heavy u will lose
casual is fun
>>150678951
what
revved heavies will beat you no matter the minigun you're using, m8
>>150679424
but what if you are the revved heavy
>>150679424
if you're using the minigun u can probably win but if u use tomislav u will not
>>150680249
I WAS THE REVVED HEAVY ALL ALONG????
>>150679273i disagree with your opinion
AHAHAAHA I LOVE POOTIS
OH FUCK I LOVE POOTIS SOO MUCHHH
So I started learning how to use SFM.
ew what a weirdo
I AM BULLETPROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
put dispenser here
*erects a dispenser* ;)
direct hit rapes way too much
;s
lft
hey there
PDF is looking for someone who plays on a team that can't kill a 9 HP Scout.
who isit
why are there so many leavers in NA servers?
you guys are fucking cancer
>>150681930
so...are you taking requests? friend :)
>publord soldier called "patriot"
>team captain and batman cape
>australium rl named "sieg heil"
LMAO
it's not that funny
btw he bottomfragged
i don't get it
frag my bottom
I'll frag your bottom for sure ;)
;x
>there are bottim fraggers in this thread right now
wow
i remember the fisrt time i played medic i got that one achievement about topscoring only with assists, felt really good
i miss enjoying things
>when your team is stomping so hard that you can afk in enemy base
>>150685709
try out new loadouts
even huntsman is still fun because it's so stupidly ridiculous
mannnnn a direct hit soldier was wrecking me as scout
it didn't feel nice
I just got votekicked by a faggot I wiped the floor with the previous match
>>150686905
i wish they didn't take away the 15 health bonus for pbpp
its like the only thing that would allow you to fight a direct hit soldier
it fucked you up big time if there were pyros and maybe it wasnt harsh enough, but removing it also removed the only way to fight dh
>lose comp mm game horribly
>uninstall
>reinstall the next day
he was dumb enough to switch to spy and later to stock soldier so i dominated him back :-D
You should had said "gg ez" afterwards
imagine tf2 with a big esports scene
>>150690753
that would require valve to care about tf2 though. As far as they're concerned tf2 is the game to try out jewery on and if it works well there then they implement the successful features into csgo and dota.
I honestly think that the moment OW goes f2p or introduces an in game economy that will be the day that tf2 dies
>>150691814
Alright, I've been here for a while so I think I've picked up who these people are
That's shuckle, 26 dollar, and human
Could you imagine tf2 being released today with 9 male characters and 0 female characters
What a shitty game I cant believe its 2016 and game companies think its ok to release a game with no women characters for shame...
Can you jump, tf2g?
>>150692407
Men still need male role models
>>150692407
haha its funny because its what le scary sjws would say
im a sjw cuck
id?
>>150687309
who are you quoting
>>150692656
was this post really necessary?
why are there no (placed) ugc medals but only 1st place medals
this bugs me
>>150693519
was this post really necessary?
>>150693556
yeah, was yours tho
You know those players that ignore the objectives and just run around shooting whatever they want?
And you know how some players come here and complain about how," I'm the only one that carries my team what the heck is everyone else doing?"
Some of you are doing the first thing but with your posts while the rest of us are doing the second thing with our posts.
wow that really makes you think
Nice change of pace, huh?
HOWEVER
>>150693797
was this post really necessary?
>>150694447
>was this post really necessary?
was this post really necessary?
Has Valve restored quickplay yet or are there good community servers to play on now?
>>150694935
Tfcrew servers are pretty fun and have no ads
>>150694447
Yes it was. Yes it was.
was i absolutely necessary
ERP in a fantasy universe where valve actually cares about tf2
i cant lie to myself this hard anon
its going to kill me
*sleeps*
new update when?
>>150608463
Literally just ordered that mouse off of amazon how good is it
YOU ARE GOING TO NEED MUCH BIGGER GUNS
that demo's a spah
Post meaningless stats
comp has already dropped from 600 people playing to 200 in less than a month
GG no re velve
>>150701302
>tf2 numbers on stream only break 400 when b4nny is playing
>the highest tf2 has ever been on twitch was when Jerma and that one melee fag were playing it and it only got to 10k viewers
RIP
>>150701703
whoops meant 1K
everybody always talks about the next tf2 killer......only thinge the didnt knw that valve would kill it themselves....
i'm going to fuck you - spy
dotsy isn't cute
>>150702437
hello
hi
why do you post about dotsy
why don't you
because i don't think he's very important to anything
it's important that people know he's not cute
i don't really think so
why isn't it important that people don't think that other tf2g's are cute like ryuke or renard or xion or viva
why dotsy
>specifically uncheck hoodoo
>get hoodoo
I can't see valve actually sponsoring tf2 competitive tournaments in the future considering how many weapon bans and alterations the comp community has compared to tf2 "competitive".
I wonder if they'll actually try and follow up on tf2 comp or give up on it a week later because they got bored with it
>>150703878
valve sponsoring tournaments?
they would accidentally put 3 millions on an ultiduo or 4v4 tournament from their lack of comp knowledge
do they even play the game
>>150703868
>pick only highpass
>next map: snowplow
dotsy isnt cute
i am going to FUCK you - spy
first time i ever saw a full team wipe in a pub, it even played the sound bit
>>150704093
no which is why i'm questioning their statement about sponsoring tournaments
I might be remembering wrong but i remember in the mm beta something about valve supporting tournaments if comp tf2 took off
where did the soda go
ave maria
>>150705282
engineering's a good job mate
>>150705282
i want to be on that blue team
>>150705337
it took them 6 minutes to break thru
>>150705403
it would take me about 6 stickies
dotsy isnt cute
dotsy may not be cute but i still like her
holy fuck tf2 comp is shit
>no rank calibration and mm doesn't even match you with people of skill level similar to you
>this means that often times you'll be put in matches with fresh meet faggots against level 7 stacks
>skilled players can't play against people their level making it a glorified 6v6 pubstomp
>unskilled players are unmotivated to play because they keep getting matched with people 10 times their skill level and can't rank up
>this means less people playing overall which means even more time waiting in queues which means less time fragging and playing matches
>mm will die and valve will just go back to publishing shitty updates with hats and unusual effects
RIP
i finally finished a game on hard
i have almost 90 hours on it
after i killed the final boss i has9 health
this can't be a coincidence
>dota 2 prize pool: 18 million
>csgo prize pool: 1 million
>tf2 prize pool: 4000
Really makes you think huh
>>150707056
why would you push with 9 health
>>150707372
>>150707553
that's prize money over all tournaments since release. the international dota 2 championship last year alone had a prize pool of 18 million with CSGO having a prize pool of 1million for the cologne tournament this year
>>150708171
i know
its still a lot considering it lasted for 4 years
>>150707056
STEEEEVE
all the comp leavers nowadays are in NA
fucking crybabies
>>150707372
>18 million for an inferior 1 unit version of RTS
>1 million for valve's take on generic shooters wich is just a remaster of a 1998 game
ummm
all the comp leavers nowadays are in EU
fucking crybabies
>>150709579
>inferior
no
>>150709605
half of the comp matches i get put in NA theres some shitter leaving after the first round
theres barely leavers in EU anymore
step it up NA
*steps it up*
>>150707372
>Overwatch prize pool: 0
Really makes you think huh
no thursday update
dead game
>>150712704
there was an update on wednesday already
they just fixed a fucking glitch lol
mm is still unplayable
who the fuck is sleepy
i want to listen to music with xionxang
i want to die in my sleepy
Overwatch has had me away from TF2, but the RNG loot box woes of Overwatch's Zika themed event is making me want to take a breather and come back to a shitty TF2 update. Like old times.
So, hello again /tf2g/. How is the update?
>>150716475
pretty awful. Nothing's been fixed and the tf team still doesn't play the game they work on.
>Steam is down
>redditors who think valve actually cares about tf2
gud mem
>>150716475
if you played valve pubs before its almost exactly the same
>>150716151
cool
>>150716475
feels the same to me
but i do not like this
>>150716707
thanks
half of the comp matches i get put in EU theres some shitter leaving after the first round
theres barely leavers in NA anymore
step it up EU
>>150716535
>>150716610
>>150716813
I just got EXP for enduring the nigh unplayable cancer that is Valve pubs, hmm.
Interestingly TF2 feels incredibly sluggish and weird now after playing so much Overwatch. Though it's also probably because I was playing without my usual config and hud.
Still, a "competitor" has certainly made TF2 show it's age more.
>>150717438
They're trying to go the same route of CSGO with it's casual mode, except their matchmaking system is shit and they don't have any incentive to play besides raising your autism number.
Give community servers another month or two to come back if you want some actual pub fun, hell by then they might even have a reason to actually play casual mode without the shitty 30 minute wait times
>>150717712
Is there any coin or incentive to play during this update at all? Items I might miss out on?
>tfw finally upgrade cellphone after 6 years
>tfw protectve case comes TOMORROW
>tfw have to go to work
>tfw cant call in and farm hell mode all day
>tfw 4/5
damn son
>>150717921
no
you play pubs and comp to play pubs and comp
>>150717921
Nope. Just boost your autism numbers.
>>150718270
>>150718384
Welp, then I guess it's back to grinding endlessly for Tracer's bellybutton and armpits.
Still love you all, /tf2g/.Except you, yeah you.
i top scored and lost in the final round
i should play doctor medicine man more often
>>150719302
To be honest, every time I've topped the round as medic, it was because my team was fucking terrible.
dying general
Daily reminder that only morons complain about casual because it is the exact same thing as their precious Valve pubs.
>>150720774
It's slower
>b4nny in pubs
how long until csgo has unusual weapons?
>>150721907
knives use the #unusual tag to denote them
overwatch sucks it doesn't even have bright pink sniper rifles or burning hats
>>150722663
soon
>>150722408
Oh yeah that's true
More unusual effects on weapons when volvo? I want my scorching flames lime green strange sniper rifle skin now >:^|
Dead general dead game
why do the people with seriously expensive backpacks always have the worst taste
i have never seen a single good expensive loadout
or is it that all expensive items look like shit?
>>150723275
you think they buy those items to look good? no
they buy them so they can say "hey, look at my shiny hat!"
Any word on if Valve pubs are coming back yet?
Or should I start favouriting community servers?
>>150723498
casual mode is pretty much exactly the same as how valve pubs used to be except now it boots you back into the menu instead of going to the next map
why is that man so happy about managing a server
>>150723590
Blantant lies
>>150723838
give me 13 reasons how casual is different from valve pubs
>>150723927
I love casual, but the wait times are dumb, especially if you want to play 1 specific map
>>150723590
Well sure if you like waiting half an hour to get into a map for 2 rounds then getting booted to the select menu
I don't know why almost a month after this update has hit i still have to wait these ridiculously long wait times just to be put into a server.
>>150724118
are you in some backwater country like austrailia or something? I havent had a queue time over 3 minutes yet
>>150724197
Yes but ironically before the map chosing mode patch it only took me around a minute to get put into a match. Now even if i have 2 different game modes selected i still have to wait a minimum of 15 minutes for some arbitrary reason
>>150723927
Wait times
Stupid thing at the top telling you is alive or dead
Teammates who leave cant be replaced
Stupid system that forces you to uncheck the maps you dont want rather than just clicking on a server with a map you do want
Kids suddenly think this is comp because of the thing at the top and the xp system
Tryhards try harder than ever
No fun allowed
Pointless xp system
Trying to be Overwatch but badly
There was nothing wrong with the old system
Might be matched into a map you didnt want anyway
No one wanted this valve
>>150724369
Hi /v/!
>>150724591
hello valvedrone cuck
>>150724591
God, you valvedrones are out in full force today.
2064 hours in tf2 and Im willing to admit Valve messed up.
But congrats, 5 steamfunbux are now in your account for trying to discredit someone with a meaningless insult.
>>150724712
>>150724636
exact one minute between those posts
can not make this shit up
>>150724738
please tell me you're only prentending to be retarded
>>150724738
You don't think the post cool down is 60 seconds, right?
>>150724738
Good job, retard
>>150724738
Valvedones confirmed to be from reddit
>>150724826
>>150724839
>>150725162
>>150725302
>lets call him a valve drone so people will ignore his post and only focus on my "tf2 is shit now play OVERWATCH!" shill posts
>>150725472
Literally noone said "Play Oveewatch".
You can admit a game/update has faults without deleting the game, selling all your items and playing a different one. You do realise that, right?
oh ok he's not serious
phew
>>150725586
>Noone
Please stop. Just stop.
>>150725956
Le grammatical error maymay
>>150723590
>exactly the same
>cant join valve low population valve servers directly from the server browser
>be forced to play in 12v12 clusterfucks
>be forced to WAIT to play 12v12 clusterfucks
>>150607456
Do they want to fuck him?
>>150726987
i don't know why do you ask me
what did he mean by this
Meme meme meme meme meme meme meme what's meme meme your meme meme meme meme favorite meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme unusual meme meme effect meme meme?
Thread meme count: 30
>>150727915
>>150728583
>>150730060
>>150730262
>>150730763
>team fortress 2 general
why the fuck is competitive so dumb
I lost a game where I dropped 90 score because 2 dumbfucks would not switch from w+m1 pyro
>cp_powerhouse
>>150731843
>not liking one of the best maps
Leave
>arena exclusive maps are not used as koth maps
Why? Arena is basically a shittier version of Koth
>>150724369
> Teammates who leave cant be replaced
It's already fixed.
> Tryhards try harder than ever
You saying it like it's something bad.
>>150732337
For the same reason the TF2 team chose A/D Gorge instead of 5CP Gorge for matchmaking.
>>150732496
No one likes joining in-progress matches. If I join a match that's in progress and we're already one down, I'll just leave. There's nothing keeping me there, and I have no reason to play with a team of shitters, especially since most of the time I join an in-progress match we're 30 seconds away from losing anyway.
>trying your best to win
>in C A S U A L
im not saying that le friendly pootis heavies should be allowed but leave a little room for fun instead of just spawncamping the enemy team ffs
>>150732714
>It's casual, I shouldn't have to try my best!
>Stop killing me for trying to do nothing but RPS the entire game, I'm having fun!
>>150732714
>it's just a pub a bro why you so mad xD
I want people like you stay on your cocketive forever and never come to my pubs to ruin my games.
steam is down
how will i check on my tf2gfu now
remember like a month ago when people were happy that TF2 was gonna get an update?
its mindblowing how much dissapointment the TF team achieves in the playerbase
you better check yourself before you wreck yourself
im a wreck
>>150733709
retard
>>150733719
retard
>>150734161
t. retard
team fortress 2
team fortress 2
TF2
>>150734720
teamm footrest 2
team fortress 2
tf2 fortress 2
i played tf2 once
>>150735171
thats me and my tf2gfu
do you want to play me
how
Iunno anymore
tell me about the viva
why does he stack in pubs
How much are keys going for now for paypal and is anyone buying any
lotta loyalty for the homies....
Or perhaps he was wondering why you would join a pub solo before realizing playing with your best friends is where it's at
you're a bag guy
>>150735954
You just had to ruin it, didn't you
>>150735569
Prolly 1.75. People wanna buy at 1.65, though
>>150735954
im done
>>150735954
>>150735783
at least you can talk...
who are you??
>>150736275
It kinda matters who we are. But what matters most is our fun
No one cared who I was until I put on the trip
lotta loyalty for a pocket bitch
>>150736424
if i kill your stack, will you die?
>>150736534
It would be extremely painful
>>150736615
you're a big med
>>150736913
For the Homies
>>150735438
Kung foo medic
tf2g foo
>>150736968
was dropping uber part of your "fun"?
>>150737413
Of course not!
Why do people add me to tell me they've sent me a trade offer? Why do people offer mixed/garbage when I ask for only pure?
Kong King is my favorite map, visually speaking.
i like the halloweeny looking maps
>>150735194
dong king
why did you make me go there
>>>/v/347367412
>>>/v/347367728
>>>/v/347368326
>>>/v/347368573
WHY
>>150613227
Really fucking late but go ahead and add me and I can see about helping.
/id/A_Guardian
>>150740050
Nice to see /v/ is still a shithole populated by 13 years olds and morans.
>>150740159
You spelled moron wrong
>>150740050
>scout is the worst class in 6's
>>150740324
Moran...
>>150740351
/v/ is bad at video games, who'd've thunk it?
>>150740050
>turret
>>150742802
*turrent
Thread's dead, time to raffle.
http://tf2r.com/k1ytlgg.html
*grabs morwanneg&
*is grabbed*
&grabs the grabber%
*is grabbed too*
(grabs the grabber0
i forgot i had this folder
hey vibri is alive
hi vibri
is ginger hugging you
can i hug you
overwatch
>mfw turn two shitty hats into one shitty hat
http://tf2r.com/kuvnvv5.html
turn me into a hat
*shoves head in your ass*
cool hat
do u have a tf2gfu
if yes reply with 1
if no reply with 0
>>150749409
1
i think
>>150749409
111111111
who's your tf2gfu :o
I ticked the wrong one and made it invite only because I'm retarded
http://tf2r.com/kc70nur.html
>>150749071
is he the baby thats being held or the punk on the right
im not saying colon x
>>150750420
The baby is clearly the roamer.
>>150750364
Don't feel bad everyone fucks that up on their first raffle
>>150750549
who is the cat
>>150749071
Dad: demoman
Mom: medic
Kids: scouts
baby: roamer
cat: pocket
punk kid: sniper main trying to fit in
>>150750687
Democat.
>>150750587
ignore this
you should feel really really bad because youre a failue at giving away shit
>>150750825
No need to be so mean, Anon. Everyone really does mess that up, except me, because I can actually read.
i won a raffle :o
congrats :o
what did you win :o
i won a hat!
nice!!!! !! good jo!!b!!!!!
>>150746656
15 minutes left.
is videogames really a cock sucker
what happened to humans avatar
is she not a cute girl anymore?
my tf2g pals say i'm cute
videogames is a pedophile
human isnt cute
what should i raffle?
tfw i will never be recognized as an official cock sucker
raffle love
why not
i can't raffle love
i can raffle hats
i wish i was a cocksucker
Raffle a lovely hat
raffle yourself
id?
but what hat?
bank my blood
just raffle a scrap and i'll love it
>yfw Valve doesn't actually fix any of the flame mojo bullshit in Pyromania 2: Matchstick Boogaloo
>new comestics
>one new weapon for the pyro and it will be broken
>buff pyro
>no fixed flamethrower hitboxes
This is gonna be the nutshell of the WAR! Pyro update
>>150735167
just let it go dude
>>150759058
They said it would be a proper class update.
So expect three broken weapons
someone give me a crafted exquisite rack
do i have an exquisite rack
ew
No, you have a gibus with pyro goggles
no youre probably completely flat
oh
I could have a D-cup
Cowtits are gross.
what are you, gay?
I could be gay for you bby ;)
>>150612956
>6s is the only competitive mode
>>>/tf.tv/
>>150760569
>He plays memelander
I wouldn't mind sucking cowtits
>he plays competitive
lmfoa
>he takes this game seriously
jajaja
I still don't understand why TF2 is trying to be/have a competitive mode.
>he plays this game
We are not Battleborn yet.
So there is that.
http://tf2r.com/kuk04d3.html
http://tf2r.com/kuk04d3.html
http://tf2r.com/kuk04d3.html
>he plays videogames
HOLY LEL
>
kek
>>150761031
thanks for the source
i love you
I WANT THE EXQUISITE RACK
i want an exquisite rack
>>150761249
did you quit?
I BEEN TRYING TO SELL MY BALLOONICORN SNIPER RIFLE FOR MONTHS ALREADY.
GET IN LINE.
>i want an exquisite rack :s
>>150761553
Yeah, pretty much.
I'm getting rid of everything that doesn't trade directly for keys, which is a lot of stuff
>annoy enemy team to the point where 2 soldiers and medic chase me around their second point
>my shit team loses a 5v3 in middle with 0 kills
hahahhahahahhhahahahahhahahahhhahahahahhahahahhhaha
call me when valve actually puts everyone in rank 7/8
>>150761031
i once got banned for using a cropped pic of cirno by this guy as an avatar
the cropped pic i had was when she was fully clothed actually
i sent full pic to admins to prove it
they said its porn anyway
:/
pretty sure there are more than one admin, one of them is a cunt.
>>150759105
glad thats not my alias anymore desu
>>150762625
they change like every week in drama accidents and overthrow eachother
fun community
you can get reported for saying "idiot"
:/
:3
why the h*ck does "pink as hell" cost so much ?
Scout-mains are gay, that's why
>wanting a shit paint
um
oh
i didn't win the exquisite rack
Just buy one, dude, they're like 5 ref.
its just not the same
i wanted one from a tf2g
>>150764227
oh anon, that hurt, just a little :s
lily is not a leech
does lilly really have an exquisite rack
Yes_heis.
>>150764904
FUCKF OFF UYO FUCKING FLAT CHEST BITHC ILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS
i can get you one
>people who try to call other leeches while anon and most like a leech themselves
might unfriend easter if he keeps delivering to leeches
>>150765047
What about Cowtits? Unless you are gay
>>150765216
-anonymous coward
I bet Lilly has made more raffles than you, dude.
>>150764227
>>150765047
>>150765216
jesus christ calm the down dude stop acting like a fucking child over not winning a virtual item
>>150765216
I probably won't notice tb completely h
I barely go on anymore
>calm the down dude
hahahah i hate myself
don't do it
fucking in a public place is rude
add eachother and go have your gay erp sessions on steam
I'm not a guy ;)
me either, i'm a asexual being
I define my gender as asexual.
ew
are you at least cute
http://tf2r.com/kwx2das.html
so...yeah
How's that Team Fortress 2 game lately
MAN i just love playing sniper i am ADDICTED to headshots hahaha tf2 is so fun!!
Spy, pyro and soldier need to be remove, guarantee TF2 will be save.
delete every class that isn't a 6s class and remove all weapons that are banned in comp and make every class the scout
there tf2 is saved
>>150767658
Why Soldier?
My friends hang out without me so I have to play tf2
>>150768538
because he's bad and can't avoid splash damage
None of my friends don't want to play a game with me.
They just ignore me.
>>150768538
he got killed by one is a pub and got angry
>>150640993
>>150640305
>want to try and get collectors shit
>can't track kills
>In a way, I would like to excise from the English language the phrase “just a game,” because it pretends something that is not true, that failure is neutral as long as it happens in a game. Ironically, this would be the wrong thing to do, as it is exactly this faulty claim that gives us a chance to shrug our shoulders while fuming inside. It is a pretense that allows us the freedom to count our successes and silently downplay our failures, even to ourselves. We must accept that this shiny surface of harmlessness creates a space where we can struggle with our failures and flaws. This illusive space of games is to be protected, but it must always come with an additional license for us to be just a little angry, and more than a little frustrated, when we fail. That—not balance, but strange arrangement—is games, the art of failure.
-- The Art of Failure: An Essay on the Pain of Playing Video Games
what is the best unlock melee weapon for soldier?
i don't even have friends
>>150768724
If a strangifier exists for it, like the pomson, you can add kill tracking to it
>>150768732
Whip/Escape Plan
>>150768538
He put Soldier because he want (You)s/bait
>>150768643
>>150768708
And it look like it works.
>>150667557
>this doesn't get added in
>but stiff spy dance animation does
lol git gud then
what going on this thread
post helpful stuff for newcomers
>>150769183
Your average shitpost tf2g general
>>150769483
>use direct hit rocket to airblast jump
>while in the air reflect fully charged huntsman arrow to headshot speedjumping soldier
>land behing heavy medic, puff n sting the medic, airblast heavy off cliff
>not the highest skill ceiling
>b-but muh w+m1 meme video from 2007
>le c-tap mastering so difficult, much skill XD
sorry homeboy, pyro has one of the highest skill ceilings. that's why comp players rarely play him, he's too risky because he's so difficult to play
any rocket/sticky jump or airshot demo and soldier can do, the pyro can do as well. with stricter timing and only when the enemy allows it, meaning you have to react faster than when you can jump at will.
>>150768724
>Still no Strangifier to slap on my Conscientious Objector
am i right or what guys
what was the last strangifier we got
when did collector recipes stop dropping
how much time passed between crate #103 and #92
jeez
>>150769676
Absolutely
>playing Pokemon GO
>>150769676
>footsteps where broken
>they removed them
>servers seem to be more stable now
>people have giant autistic hissy fit or it
Is there something im missing here?
>>150769737
when are we getting a new campaign/skins
when is mm going to actually work
>>150769595
>Valve released the Perfect crate
>1/3 of the crate are considered new
I'm hoping there will be more normal crates soon, including for the Objector.
>>150769558
>Right clicking while retards throw projectiles at you
if anything it's your opponent being unskilled than you being skilled and you're acting really cool because you right clicked a rocket and ignored your burning medic with full kritz charge
Pyro isn't hard
and that situation would never happen in a real game unless you literally set it up
>>150769558
>sorry homeboy, pyro has one of the highest skill ceilings. that's why comp players rarely play him, he's too risky because he's so difficult to play
this is like /pol/ tier arguments
>>150770082
t. butthurt soldier main
>>150769886
Because with the in-game tracker going down, us regular walking players rely on third party trackers like PokéVision. Except Niantic shut those sites down, so we can't find Pokémon unless we just happen to stumble in front of them
WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL FALLING FOR THE CHART AND THE PYRO PASTA
people are autistic enough to fall for it and get triggered
it pretty simple
>>150769886
>footsteps have been broken for longer than they worked for
>niantic says nothing about it
>niantic takes down scanning websites and footsteps
>people flip out
>"oh we took it out cause we're fixing it"
>still broken
>>150770192
I don't even like soldier
I played pyro for a season, it was the most fucking boring season of highlander ever and just made me more toxic toward my team
>>150770359
>use direct hit rocket to airblast jump
>while in the air reflect fully charged huntsman arrow to headshot speedjumping soldier
>land behing heavy medic, puff n sting the medic, airblast heavy off cliff
>not the highest skill ceiling
>b-but muh w+m1 meme video from 2007
>le c-tap mastering so difficult, much skill XD
sorry homeboy, pyro has one of the highest skill ceilings. that's why comp players rarely play him, he's too risky because he's so difficult to play
any rocket/sticky jump or airshot demo and soldier can do, the pyro can do as well. with stricter timing and only when the enemy allows it, meaning you have to react faster than when you can jump at will.
>>150770219
this is tf2g
>>150611124
demo is limited to one for a few reasons. also, class limit should be 2 in matchmaking, none in casual
>>150770508
Oh it's a pasta okay
Is this a new pasta? cus I don't recognize it
>>150770967
How new are you?
>>150770967
it's old
just check the archive you lazy bitch
>>150771018
I wasn't here when overmeme came out
I've been playing this game three years though, just took a long break
>>150771054
Yeah but I'm lazy
>>150770967
>>150771134
l m a o
>>150615537
garbage baby
>>150770967
>Is this a new pasta?
i think i wrote it one or two years ago
>>150769483
>[Deleted]
>>150619974
why do you care about leaderboard points? it's not like logs or anything that is slightly indicative of your skill level.
>>150771782
why?
>>150771675
can i know who you are
you are a master memer i admire your work
>>150771957
i'm guessing he got embarrassed
on an anonymous imageboard
>>150771969
i sometimes use this trip but i try to stay anonymous
>>150772013
i didn't delete it tho
>>150772013
it's the heavy main
that's what he gets for using avatars on an anonymous chatroom
>>150771867
Holy shit, dude, that post was over 24 hours ago
And because if the boys and I are pubbing, why the fuck would we wanna settle for less than best?
>>150717921
>>150718457
go back to /owg/
>>150772115
>one reaction image
>avatar
>chatroom
uhhhm
>>150629257
>no white bois, racists, or Californians
>>>/reddit/
>>150772323
when you use it over and over it becomes rather obvious
>>150772379
There's no white people hate, racism, or Californian hate in Reddit, though
>>150716573
stop shilling purple. he doesnt even come here anymore
Which gamemode requires me to carry the least
OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP REPLYING TO OLD POSTS YOU HUGE AUTIST
>>150614807
no it wasn't
>>150607709
why not
>>150769886
catch rate is ass now too, can't catch 100+ cp without a fucking hassle
>>150772971
Payload.
>>150608881
that's not even a good loadout
FUCKKING STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>150607610
this game is not dead
>>150772984
timestamps are probably broken on mobile or something
>>150773139
Catch bonuses from Nice, Great, and Excellent throws don't exist anymore either.
Niantic admits to these being glitches that they're working on right now
>>150773381
If you're using Clover, click on the menu for the post and check it's details. That's where the timestamps are
my tf2gfu is nice, great and excellent
human isnt cute
yes i am
:x
26 is a pedophile weeaboo who owns beastiality and cp images in their PC. He works at a walmart and his father is in prison. He also lives in bumfuck nowhere, Oklahoma
Nothing nice, great, or excellent about that
>owns beastiality and cp images in their PC
how do you know
didn't 26 and human break up?
when will those retards give up on their ""internet relationship"" thing?
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDM2qukzKwg
>>150774450
There was a thread in /v/ about tf2. Trip users and the attention whoring degenerates became a topic of discussion. I went in to clear my name, someone started talking shit, and another someone said "Oh, that's 26 talking shit". I shut his shit down and he tried changing the subject by posting images with animals and shit. Disgusting fuck. As for the cp, he just seems like that type of person
This has nothing to do with TF2, though, so never mind that shit. How about that Flame Thrower? Best Primary for the Pyro class, am I right??
>>150775497
degreaser is better really
lets you be flanky as fuck with the powerjack and the airblast cost downside barely even matters
>>150775679
you are not me
>>150775760
fucking autist lmfao
>>150775679
Lmao, Powerjack
If you want flanks, Detonator is where it's at. The fuck are you gonna do with Powerjack, zoom just a little faster by a Soldier or something? Nah, that's a stupid as fuck idea
>>150775845
Powerjack is for reaching mid fast, ya dingus.
Im glad stopwatch is still being used for competitive payload.
>>150775845
still, degreaser is also way more useful than stock with the det since you can switch faster after a jump
>>150775845
bhopping with the powerjack let's you run faster than a medic
>>150775905
I can Det jump there just as fast
>>150776023
Less Damage for a quicker switch? Nah, I'll pass. I don't even feel the difference
>>150776517
>Det jump to mid
>Arrive with 20 health
>Get instagibbed
>>150776672
it's viva. he'd get instagibbed even with 175. just let him play the way he wants to
>>150776672
You pick up packs on your way there. You take a path that has them so you don't backtrack
>>150776781
If it's a crit, maybe
>>150776514
Not enough to make me pass up on my Maul to save my buildings and one shot their buildings
>100 players in comp queue
:o
>>150776942
>Roamer and Demo reach mid before you
>Take the big health packs
>Scout rush to take the small ones
>No health packs available
>Get instagibbed
>>150776672
>>150776672
>>150776943
>>150777047
WHO ARE YOU QUOTING
i want to die alone together with my tf2gfu
>>150777047
If you're talking about roamer, why would there be a Pyro on a 6s team? Why would I even care since I don't play competitive
Also, I guess I forgot to mention that Blaris pockets me with QF when I switch off Medic myself
>>150777247
Ooga booga
you will die alone alone because you will never ever meet your internet bf
sorry bud
oh
>When you win a raffle but the raffle man is offline
brb fragging myself
did they really have to make quake have """champions"""
Is there a better Champion than Cynthia?
>>150778495
who
>>150778495
Yeah, Steven, you fucking waifufaggot
oh ok pokemon
lance is the best and that's a fact
I don't care about the rest of the NPCs, but Iris was a total qt.
>>150778606
Cynthia
>>150778613
Excuse me. It ain't because I'm attracted to her (I'm not). It's cause she has the best team out of all Champions. Shouts out to Milotic, Garchomp, and the best one of them all, Togekiss
>>150778810
Lance and Steven are grand. Just not as good
hey i won a raffe
>when you win a raffle but the raffle man is offline
i am indifferent about this situation
>>150778284
its not really heroes like in overwatch
they just gain an additional ability like dash or see through walls
but all of the weapons are the same
picture it this way:
if you took some abilities from tf2 classes (scout's double jump, medic's health regen, pyro's fireproofness) and gave it to some of the classes, it will mean that combat will feel unfair at times but not broken
also not like they were made to counter each other
new thread now
>>150778865
Isn't she a child? You disgusting son of a bitch
Besides, Lorelei is where it's at
>>150779339
umm Candice tho
>>150779339
Cuteness does not imply sexual attraction, ya dingus. When a character is cute you want to HUG and PROTECT them. Like a little sister. If she were sexy, you'd want to do LEWD things to her, and that's gross.
i want to fucksteven
>>150779395
Professor Ivy, though
am i where i'm at
>>150779782
what the fuck are you like irl
he's just as autistic
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>>150781147
you almost let it die idiots
Thread meme count: 131, wow!
thanks for using the archive for it
appreciated
*thumbs up*
thumbs up me
last for being a gay virgin