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/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

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Preplanning a best feature edition

Previous Four Stores heist: >>149984637

>(NEW) Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (Frank is back)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2skills.com/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (out of date, somebody update this shit already):
http://i.imgur.com/E6x18Bt.png

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/E3m0uKKn

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHEkCM3fTrc [Embed]
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First for Captain winter getting nerfed soon
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>dmr kit for a high concealment meme-4

Yes or no ?
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>>150381976
hell no dude

might as well use the m308 at that point
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>>150381835
>captain winters
>needing a nerf
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>>150382556
>Thanatos
>Ever
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>>150382596
>not having fun being useless to your team
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>>150382646
>>150382596
>what are secondaries
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>>150380691
>Get top kill count at the end of the heist
>Hold off an entire wave of cops by yourself freeing up the rest of the team
>Make Overdrill easy as fuck
>Bad

???
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I need exp farm missions on overkill cause deathwish is too hard
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Anyone have a mod to stop me being kicked? Shitters keep doing it right before the heist ends.
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>>150383238
Hoxton Breakdance Boogaloo
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>>150383238
>Zerker + Frenzy + Anarchist + ICTV/HBV

There, I just made DW as easy as very hard
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Any good Ashley X Almir?
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>>150381976
DMR kit is worst used on Car4, unless this is a stealth build and you need every last concealmen, which hits 24+1.
If you're going for SBLB Ace build, use the AMR-16, it hits 18+1 concealment, which is much more than the M308, which hits 10+1.
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>>150383238
Aftershock and Hotline Miami.
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>>150383245
No.
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what are your guys' preferred deathwish assault rifles?

>>150383245
yeah the mod is called host your own lobbies retard
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Is there a list of original payday players from /pdg/
I have good taste in games so I don't play Payday 2 as its trash
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>>150384493
rpk and izhma
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>>150383458
Only this one
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Can anyone help me make a dodge sniper build?

Been using the nagant + crook build with frenzy
Hasn't worked out on dw. I'm not sure where to go from here.
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>>150388003
>dodge
>current year
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>>150387961
>not a dozer instead of a guard that Wolf would drill

5/10
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>>150388195
>implying 40 dodge with 136 armor isn't broken
get out with your anarc frenzy, shitter.
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>>150388451
>no regen
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>>150384621
Generalmcbadass
Overkill_Almir
akillerbee
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Can we add this to the op? http://pastebin.com/YH9XHjQF

I'm tired of retards of asking how to bad goy.
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>>150388486
don't need it when I have frenzy aced.
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>>150388784
>get out with your anarc frenzy, shitter.
>don't need it when I have frenzy aced.

any build is good with frenzy right now
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>>150388784
>frenzy
lmao shitter
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>>150384493
AK 7.62

It's just so perfect
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>>150383245
If you're playing with pubs the only shitter is you.
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Any good ways to avoid flash bangs spawning from nowhere ?
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>>150390329
You literally can't without LUAing them out of the game. Know your environment, remember how to get yourself into cover after being flashbanged, get flash resistance.
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>>150390329
wait until the flashbang rework
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>>150388749
It's already in the OP.

>>150381469
>http://pastebin.com/E3m0uKKn
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>>150392416
>Implying there will be one.
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>>150392704
but it's literally been confirmed, regardless of that meme
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>>150391546
I can't seem to find a lua mod to do that
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>>150392987
check unknowncheats
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>>150392860
>Regardless of that meme that the founder of Overkill and CEO of Starbreeze said.
Oy vey shill
>>150392987
Unknown cheats has LUA snippets, you might be able to find it there.
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>>150393039
>>150393046
Thanks. It's not that I'm against the existence of flashbangs. It's just how they're implemented is so fucking shit e.g. magically spawning at your feet rather than being thrown along with a grenade indicator like in CoD.

>CoD
Yeah I know but imo zombies is far more harder than DW Overdrill nowadays.
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What's the safest way to trigger ex president's stored health while on low hp?
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>>150393152
What ISN'T harder than DW overdrill these days?
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>>150393239
getting shot in the streets like the degenerate you are
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>>150391546
>OverkilL_Bo

You know, for a guy responsible for the skin system and all the jewery in payday 2, he's still a lot more sane compared to the guy in charge of the weapon balance.
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>>150382646
oh yeah, cuz fucking secondary smgs with body expertise are useless.
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>>150393460
>using any secondary other than the rpg7 with the thanatos
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>>150393412
>You know for a guy that views his entire consumer base as a big piggy bank to smash with a hammer, he's still a lot more sane than the guy that thought nerfing the beagles fire rate into the ground was smarter than just tweaking its damage down to around 40.
You have odd priorities.
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>>150393492
good point, forgot about that monster.
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>>150393324
Sorry but I'm not a nigger
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>>150394740
woah dude that's so cool and edgy here's your "trying to fit in" medal
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>Try out sentry build
>Use sentries with Maniac
>Supply my team with damage reduction and dead cops whilst I look around for gage packages

What was the nerf to sentries anyway? They still seem really strong.
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>>150394792
being able to pick them up after they die

and they will die on deathwish
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>>150395795
Ahhk, I've had a few die on me but it happens when I'm not paying attention and not shooting the bulldozer with my grenade launchers. Like yeah 3 sentries on AP round slaughter assault waves of cops easily
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created out of boredom, save if you feel
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>finish a heist
>game crashes
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Hi, I'm SolarPleTeX, and I'm addicted to achievements.

I've been using the site for a couple years but never got around to joining until I heard about the achievement trading threads. I'm not that hardcore of a gamer, and I don't play many games but when I do, I can't stop until perfect every aspect of it. Now, I've reached the point of my gaming career where my games have online-only achievements and all my friends play Steam games on the PC so they're no help.

I was able to live with it when Halo 3 and Halo 3 ODST came out (lol vidmaster challenges) because I'm not that great of a FPS player (despite playing lots of FPS games) but now, I feel that my achievements list needs more zeroes in it. So, I'm poking my head in here to see if I could get a couple boosting parties going for a couple "old" games and then work through my backlog and then help other people out too =) (because I hate being a leech).

Here's to unlocking more achievements.
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>>150383238
Rat PrOVK, 7 bags of meth.
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>>150239957
>>150240348
>>150250117
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Greased Lightning (any_25_taser_kills)
- Vlad Is Mad! (vlad_4_jobs)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10865748
KEEPIN IT GOIN
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Just finished shadow raid on death wish for the first time (16 bags). The amount of experience was disappointing though. I was expecting more than 450k
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>12 votes for jacket

fuck off shitters
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>>150393647
At least the jew don't mind having fun, the latter think he's somekind of architect always in the right.
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>>150403229
>At least the jew don't mind having fun
Yes but his idea of fun is swimming in a pile of your money.
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create some skins for us we ran out of ideas and are lazy
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Fuck this stupid achievement, is there a script or something that unlocks just specifically 12 angry minutes? My friends are all shitters and I'm not much better so i cant solo it
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>>150402841
armsoutstretchedintensifies.png
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>>150404394
do it on normal with the glitched time lock routine
once you get the right computer to start the time lock you can ecm rush up to opening the vault and just walk out with 4 bags
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>>150402704
It used to give over a mil easy.

But then devs and steam forum stelfshitters got butthurt when people started ECM rushing SR DW in pubs non-stop when Infamy 2.0 came out.

The whole bag-per-exp system was implemented specifically to fuck SR in the ass. The theoretical maximum you see is also for like 32 bags or something. You will never get anywhere near it. Starbreeze/OVK devs hate it when players try to powerlevel because the grind is retarded with no reward.

The devs promised that they'll eventually put it back to 24 bags after they figure out how to make ECM rushing "less OP" but as we have seen, they haven't given a shit at all since and just disable objectives when ECMs are on since Dockyard.
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>>150404394
You can ECM rush the vault open and then run out after the cops show up. Just get a couple people to coordinate it properly with you.
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>>150405893
>do it on normal with the glitched time lock routine
Pretty sure 12 Angry Minutes requires Hard.
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Anarchist is total fucking trash what the fuck, the armor gain means nothing if you fucking die to literally anything the moment you make a single mistake.

Why not just use yakuza? Sonic speed and 0.1 sec armor regen
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>>150409008
>Anarchist is trash
Doing it wrong.
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>>150409008
If you are losing your armor with anarchist you clearly don't know what you are doing, are you using our lord and savior bullseye with shotgun?
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>People complaining about DLC unlockers in a game where the main objective is to steal and murder
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>be a few feet away from a wall
>shield spawns
>shield walks near me
>im now on the other side of the wall, outside of the map

wow nice

>>150409008
>yakuza

lmao
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Between Normal and Death Wish difficulty, is there any difference with them if you are just going to stealth it?
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>>150413084
>Game is about stealing.
>Overkill steals money from the good goys
>Bad goys steal DLC and skins from Overkill.
>Game steals time from everyone.
pottery
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>>150413442
Number of guards typically increase, and if the camera operator is on site, the cameras are replaced with unbreakable versions. Not that you should be breaking cameras anyways, since that pretty much always means a pager. Certain heists have pretty much next to no changes.

The guard health increase only matters if they're alerted, so bring a 61 damage weapon, or aim for the head.

The difficulty scales linearly from normal to deathwish for stealth, as opposed to the more jarring difficulty spike between overkill and deathwish. As such, if you're even remotely familar with the heist, you should try completing it on deathwish, as bagged loot is doubled in value (citation needed). Shadow Raid is especially lucrative in this regard - the number of guards in the depot do not change, yet the value of the loot is increased dramatically. And since your first pager should be going to the camera guard, the unbreakable cameras affect absolutely nothing
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>>150392545
I know it's in to op, but as in it's own separate thing, so if any shitter asks just point them there, and also that pastein is seriously out dated.
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>>150409008
Just use the armor bag glitch if the devs haven't fixed it yet. The armor regen should lock on the suit instead of the CTV or whatever you're using.
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>>150413994
>>150413442
And by certain heists nothing changes, I mean heists like GO Bank, Trustee Bank, diamond store, etc. Heists that always have 3-4 guards, and have the same procedure for completion - take out cameras, and either (with a team) ecm rush kill guards and wrangle civvies, or isolate and murder guards in safe locations
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>>150408221
>after they figure out how to make ECM rushing "less OP"
ECM rush is only as OP as the crew doing them. A lot of pubs, unsurprisingly, fail to pull a successful rush.
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>>150414860
Yeah, can definitely confirm it. Devs recognize the bug but haven't fixed it yet.
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>>150415778
Now I figured out a nice exploit involving this bug and JoaT.
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>>150414949
>mfw 6 guards on UK job DW
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>>150416829
>2% chance of 6 guards

that's just unlucky, though i think if you do it right you can just ignore the outside guards
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>>150417175
I might be thinking of Jew Store, but on DW the fences block off the exit of the alley ways so the guards can't path out from back there. So you could kill the 1/2 dudes inside the store, drill the safes, kill all the civs, and they wouldn't be able to do shit about it because they can't path to the front of the store to enter it.
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>>150417435
Kike Store, yeah, on UkrJob there is always a way to the back alley from the street.
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Hey assholes! I'm enjoying a martini in here. How you like that?
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Is the body expertise skill worth the points or just shit ? Been using the G3 for a while and i was wondering about the benefits of the skill.
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>going to put on payday 2 streams in background while playing front mission 4
>click one
>lockpicking safe deposit boxes
>close tab
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>>150428313
>shitters streaming shitty missions,

Sound logical to be honest
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>the only heist everyone is playing is hoxturd breakout

im so fucking tired of that shit why dont people like having fun?
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>tfw the enforcer flashbang skill still has wrong multipliers, making it pointless

gotta get a grip overkill
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>>150382596
I hate when people are shitting on the thanatos. Despite the common opinion, it's a really balanced weapon highly viable for every difficulties. You just need to use it right.
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>>150429821
HYOG
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>>150396471
I can shitpost too
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>>150432426
Cant 1-shot Winters, Dozers and neither the fucking turret and the damage and ammo are too stupid to spend it on a shield/cloaker
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>Clover with tiara

We did it boys, she has an acceptable face now.
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>>150433185

why is she so cute?
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>>150433359
she has very wide hips with a wide gap between her thighs
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rpk>buzzsaw>ksp>bad ksp> brenner
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>>150433185
I've seen burn victims more attractive than Clover.
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>>150435838
We know you want to ride Hoxton's dick, doesn't mean Clover's not a solid 8/10.
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>>150435838

hey man you dropped this
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>>150434208
>rpk
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Pop quiz /pdg/. There are two women in this picture. One of them has had facial reconstruction surgery, the other still needs it. Can you figure out which is which?
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>>150437735
just reply to the other anon, fag
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I kinda like the way machine goat looks and I only use the KSP when I loud should I buy one?
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>>150438994
>Using any of the goat skins.
I have them all for free and I haven't even touched them.
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>>150438994
get the nomad instead, looks better imo
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>>150439320

was my second option, wish it would let you actually view them ingame before you buy like in CS:GO

gotta look sick when I mow down whole waves of dw cops to impress all the suit pubbies you know?
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>>150439320
It would be a perfect skin if only it didn't have that retarded "PAYDAY" sticker plastered on the left side
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So why does no one run Inspire aced? Because of the nerf? How good was it was or how bad was the fucking nerf to have literally no one use it?
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>>150444107
I'm using it.

>playing with pubshitters
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>>150444247
My friends are either dead or in the war anon
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>>150444353
>letting your friends throw away their lives for some middle-eastern shithole
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CAN PEOPLE STOP KICKING ME BECAUSE IM USING A DODGE BUILD?
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>>150445296
Host your own game
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>>150446550
No one stays
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>>150446641
Then embrace the Frenzy+Anarchist+ICTV shittery, anon
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>>150447040
>tfw I use Infiltrator/Underdog with Frenzy instead of Anarchist

Isn't really ideal with the heal perk, but that 76% damage resistance at max proc is pretty sweet
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>new monthly
>cook 25 bags of meth on cook off

fuck

that
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>buy into the Anarchist Frenzy meme
>no ICTV though, suit and as many armor skills as I can get
>200 armor, 60% DR, regenerates on headshots
>almost have overkill basic for my shotgun
>connection is so shitty that I have dropped from 9/10 games in the past 3 hours
End my life senpai,
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>>150455569
>New monthly
>Do Mellon once a day every day for the entire month.
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is payday worth getting back into
i havent played in a year according to steam but i know its been longer than that
i remember quitting because the unlocker stopped working, so if its fixed now, tell me
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>>150456123
>Side Jobs break
>Nothing but Mellon and Hot Lava 2.0 for months
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>>150456149
I also took a break for a while 2 yearsish and came back. Lots of new fun stuff to do now. The dlc unlocker works but it labels you a bad goy if you are using dlc you don't own. You can just host your own lobbies though and usually people stay if they see a small message that you are using invalid whatever.
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>>150455569
>start cook off
>prepare to make meth
>Bain says to put muriatic acid
>put muriatic acid
>2 seconds later he changes he mind and says caustic soda
>lab blows up

I hate this game
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>>150457098
Always wait to see if he changes his mind - or coordinate with friends on skype/discord/whatever. If there's a disagreement on what to add, don't add anything until he corrects himself.
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>>150432962
Neat, saving that alongside the Houston one I made.
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>>150455569
>implying that one hour of hardcore cooking doesn't improve the bonds and friendship with your friends.

Also think about the money and xp.
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>>150444107
I do use it. Despite the nerf making it awkward at fuck, you just can't live without it since it can turns the tables and save the heist in less of 30 seconds.

Whoever decided of the nerf is an autist though.
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>>150456149
>>150456476
Pretty much this. When it comes to system messages popping up, most don't care if you're unlocking DLC. $150 of DLC after all.
If you're lucky, some hosts will untick the 'Auto kick cheaters' box.
Regarding that though, the same people will have no patience for those who cheat their skills or level.
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>>150450241
>tfw 92% damage reduction when reviving someone with interact/revive damage resistance skills

Wow, infiltrator really is a better alternative to anarchist. Not to mention you get instant armor regens and uncrippled health.
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>>150459140
>one hour
More like 2
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>>150459140
I was doing it solo tho
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Post guns you want in game.
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>>150455569
>join pubbies
>niggas are finish
>ask if they are doing the side job
>they say no but they have 9 bags so far
>more finnish dudes join
>have a blast playing with spurdos

Are all finnish this chill?
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>>150463287
did they finish?

:^)
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>>150463120
This game needs so much more bullpup weapons.
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>>150464402
Yup. Got 30 bags on DW. It was real fun.
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>>150445296
>shitter use a doge build,
>has 75 detection risk

i don't even feel bad for insta-kicking him
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>>150464465
>4 bullpup weapons
>everyone barely uses any of em

why bother
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>>150466007
6 if you count sniper rifles
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So when are they going to fix
>Jump to get out of custody
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>>150466372
when enough of the devs come back from holiday
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>>150457998
>- or coordinate with friends on ingamechat/skype/discord/whatever
This, especially if his ingredient line gets blocked by other announcement.
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Nagant is the best fucking gun in the game literally kills everything in one headshot
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>>150468202
It can't kill the fuel cans on cars on Hotline Miami Day 1 in 1 shot.
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>>150469858
Yea that's why I specifically said "one headshot" not "shot"
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>got a raging goat from a safe
>friend got hit by a semi

Today has been both the worst day and a good day at the same time.
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>>150470821
Congratulations anon, sorry about your friend. I hope he or she is/will be okay.
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>>150471234
he died
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>>150471328
My condolences, then.
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is there a way to get weapon mods easier

it would take a herculean grind to get all the mods for the weapons I want
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>>150471328
Damn dude. Sorry to hear that. My best friend was taken away by cancer so I know how you feel. My condolences. Try to cheer up
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>>150471908
get goonmod and use the gage coins

if getting the coins is too much trouble you can just make everything free
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>>150472548
is the link in the pastebin out of date? I downloaded the latest version on the github but I get this
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>>150472548
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>>150473936
Options -> Mod Options -> Goonmod -> Force Load Mods -> ENABLE
Goonmod will disable itself every time the game updates. It keeps itself from crashing the game but is usually an unneeded piece of security.
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>>150474058
thanks. I don't see the mod shop anywhere or is it only after a mission?
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>>150474636
you go to the gun you want to mod
you click the mod you want
and you press "buy with gage coins"

>>150472548
or you can increase number of coins per package, only 1 coin is retarded
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>>150474636
You won't start out with any gage coins. You get the gage coins by completing the gage packages or whatever.

IMPORTANT: you have to have the gage coins enabled I think. You should be able to find it in the options.

If you go into the weapon customization and have a mod highlighted, you will see in the bottom right corner there is a new option: buy with gage coins.

If I were you, I'd look up online how to make everything cost 0 coins. You have to go into the mod files and change some numbers to 0, but that's about it.
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>>150474636
Options -> Mod Options -> Goodmod -> Modifications
Enable the following
-Inventory Extensions.
-Gage Coins.
-Gage's Mod Shop.
Once they're all applied, restart the game, and now you can enable and spend the gage coins.
Pick up packages, complete a set to get 1.
Then you can spend them by, say, modifying a weapon, selecting modification, and clicking "Buy With Gage Coins" near "Preview Weapon"
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>>150466007
It would only take a sec for the developers to make the Lion's roar not shit, too bad they hate fun.
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>>150439573
Skin Unlocker.

Even OVK mods recommend it.
Until they got publicly called out on it and privately reprimanded so that devs can pretend it didn't happen.
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>get a safe while doing offline rats provk
Wew

Does anybody know if safes still drop once a week only? (Especially since the former achievement safes wwee added to the drop list)
>>
Are pistol builds fun?
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>>150476986
Not until Akimbo STRYKs come out.
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>>150459140
To be fair, Cook Off is a bit shit.

Did a DW Cook Off with 24 bags and only got a $70 mil payout and 7.2 mil exp for the better half of two hours. Money is slightly better than Santa's Workshop DW's ~$60 mil but exp from 100 bags of Santa's Workshop DW is 13 mil. Nearly double for only 75 minutes' of heisting instead of like 90-100 minutes.

You could probably do three 7-bags Rats Pro DWs, or 5+ Aftershock DWs (assuming you take it slow and take 20 minutes each instead of like...12) and get much more cash out of it.

Cook Off is pretty shit as far as infinite heists go, both for money and exp. Worse pay rate than just doing 7 bags on Rats or OVERDRILL, worse exp than Santa's Workshop.
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>>150476887
Once a week, nobody has enough data to say otherwise.
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>>150471328
...shit
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171th for anime workshop skins when ?
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>>150478742
When you make some.
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>>150478742
Would use only if nopanification or femvoices are added.
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>level X-100 dodge user calls me a shitter for shooting cops in Big Bank instead of hiding next to the drill with him
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Post your favorite dw assault songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
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>dodge shitters in my lobby calling me a cheater because I take no damage
>2016
>not using frenzy
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>>150480153
>Not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IUDZ2EcuXI
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>getting kicked for running around the map and shooting cops in OVERKILL dificulty
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>>150480557
Were they needing help juggling or ready to escape?
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>there are people in this thread who haven't added as a heist track sexualizer,
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaE20aXxCz4

Daily reminder override mods are good for your in-game experience.
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>>150480557
>have more than 8 bags to move,
>one of the players keep dicking around, not contributing to the objectives at all,

You just know those peoples won't be in your friend list at all.
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>>150481157
No just GO Bank waiting for the drill

>>150482398
>You just know those peoples won't be in your friend list at all.
So?
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>cable tying a civilian triggers bloodthirst
why?
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>>150482851
>swedishqualitycoding.jpg
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is there something like cook off - but doesnt take fucking forever to make bags?
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>>150484258
Uh, Counterfeit maybe?
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>>150485264
>implying
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>>150485264
>power box on the street
>hose faucet next to the street
>two SWAT turrets, one for each
>money press, sometimes visible from the street if pubs can't defuse 2 fucking C4 blocks in 15 seconds
Shit is basically FF Day 3 DW loud without walls for cover. Unless those bags are $10 mil and 1 mil exp each, it won't be worth anyone's time.
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Optimal stealth weapons is long range gun and shotgun?
Like, DMR Car-4 + Locomotive?

>>150463120
Pic related.
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>>150488281
>Stealth
You only need a silenced Judge
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>>150488281
>optimal
Optimal for what? If you just mean concealment, there are plenty of gun combos that get you down to 3 detection without trying. CAR-4 is one of the highest concealment primaries but that doesn't mean it's the only one.
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>>150400353
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Greased Lightning (any_25_taser_kills)
- Speedlock Holmes (slakt_1)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>150488281
any weapon that is high damage, concealable, and a decent fire rate is suitable for stealth. You should aim for 120 damage, although 61 is enough for most heists. 120 damage is enough to one shot headshot or two shot body shot murkies.

Once a guard is alerted to you, you have 3 seconds to drop him before he decides to fire at you (if you cant be arrested, that is. They will attempt to arrest you if you are within 20 meters, stationary, and having not performed an aggressive act (primarily damaging a guard but not killing them in one hit. killing a guard in 1 hit is not an aggressive act. aiming at a guard is not an aggressive act.))
Once you have damaged a guard, you have .2-.4 seconds to kill them, or they will most likely fire. (citation needed)
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>>150488353
Make sure you use HE rounds too
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>>150484258
White Xmas Overkill. You would be surprised of how many people ignore how fucking good it is for farming stuff.

underrated/10
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Would you ?
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>>150489924
don't do this it creates mustard gas
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Houston > Hoxton

Checkmate britfags
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>pic related happens,

How would it turns out /pdg/ ?
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>>150492663
Once you stop sucking their dick and ask even the most harmless of "Why aren't you working on <X>?" questions, they will end it early and kick you out as far as possible.
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>>150444107
Because you have the option of making yourself tanky like 2 heisters for the same amount of points with Frenzy. Do you wanna rely on reviving some I-60 shitter and hoping he has some common sense, or do you wanna rely on yourself?

You use Inspire if you don't abuse Frenzy, that's the answer. Some builds simply don't utilize armor that much, some rely on massive amounts of dodge, like Rogue. Frenzy's useless in those.
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>>150494415
>implying they wouldn't just keep ordering the most expensive meals, only to sneak their way out and make you pay the bill
>>
HEY YOU, GET ON YOUR FEET
>>
>that feel when no update this week
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what determines whether or not you get instantly captured? x amount of downs? is there a way to get it reset?
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>>150501732
If you're black you go into custody after 1 down everyone else after 3 downs unless you use medic bag
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>>150501732
Going down for the fourth time (or fifth if you ace nine lives) will instantly put you in custody. Tasers and cloaker induced downs do not count towards this. (taser induced down as in they tased you long enough for you to go down, not that you got tased and then got shot and then went down)

Doctor bags reset this counter, which is why you should never use them for healing, but instead to replenish your down-counter. First aid kits or regeneration skills/perks should be used to get health back.

If your screen is black and white when you're down, your next down will put you in custody. Your screen will also lose saturation as your health lowers - also signifying that going down means going into custody.

If your next down will put you in custody, prepare by dominating guards near the objective. Electrical brass knuckles are incredibly useful for this, as all you need to do is melee an enemy, then spam shout at them while they're in the tased animation. They should surrender as soon as they can. Otherwise, try wounding enemies, then shout at them as they recover from their hurt animation.
As long as your teammates aren't totally retarded, you should be easily released from custody as soon as it's available
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>shadow raid solo
>5 artifacts
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Best 3man setup?

Maniac
Crew Chief
???
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>>150503362
gambler?
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>>150503362
anarchist
anarchist
anarchist
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>>150503362
Sex-presidents

Functional crews are more centered around skills than perk decks to be honest. Perk decks are more for your own survival while skills are about to make the dream come true.
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>>150503058
>big oil day one DW stealth,
>9 bags of money, snow and weapons on top of the 8 ATM to open

feels so good
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>>150502847
there are also a couple of situations that just instantly put you in custody regardless of previous downs
for example: jumping out of the plane in Birth of Sky without a parachute. I think there's another, but I can't recall it.

Also, be aware that being in swan song and getting tased sometimes does weird things to the counter and eats multiple downs, but that's a very specific situation.
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can i get a mod that makes the game permanently in the black & white about to custody colors
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>>150505673
>Also, be aware that being in swan song and getting tased sometimes does weird things to the counter and eats multiple downs, but that's a very specific situation.
I think theoretically they finally fixed that in Update 100 or sometime recently.
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>>150506159
I don't know but I know this mod would go well with it
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15664
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>>150506159
why would anyone want something like that ?
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BIG LOBBY WHEN
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>>150505562
Am I the only one who loves how Dragan looks? I mean, it's like he loves doing what he's doing ALL the time. And I don't mean the character, I mean the live action actor. He's just happy to get paid for doing voice lines and acting like shit.
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When are they going to fix this frenzy shit literally every shitter runs it now
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>>150510125
>runs

kill self
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>>150510151
frenzy babby detected
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what's the best build for solo loud DW?
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>>150510151
I don't understand why you keep bitching about people using "runs" and "procs" in every single thread.

Said usages are probably older than you are.
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>>150510125
>mr chingle changle
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>>150512061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14o31Qfd1X0
Frenzy + Anything.
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>mosconi and josceline are the exact same weapon
>inexplicably josceline has worse stats
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>>150513953
>frenzy
boy that must've been hard
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>>150513861
How do you know?
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>>150415778
Has this been fixed? I can't get it to work.
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>>150413994
well, required bags increase on most of the heists too, but if you're clearing the place out it really won't matter.
Like, Jew store, it's 3 bags on normal and 8 on DW. 3-12 on Shadow Raid.

so, not a huge difference, but it does change the margin of when you can say "I'm done, so if I fuck up just run for the exit"
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>>150514983
>worse stats,
>despite the huge ammo pool bonus for the bonnie's shotgun,

shitters everyone. They always miss the best parts.
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>>150521259
>whopping four shells more with ammo pouch stock

Wow, what a huge ammo pool bonus. Huge.

>bonnie's shotgun
????

Mosconi gets higher concealment bonus from mods and has a lower accuracy than joceline

There are no advantages to the joceline over the mosconi
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>>150522068
Isn't it 8 shots? that's actualy a decen amount for a double barreled, didn't the joce have higher than avarage damge drop or i'm crazy?
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>>150523029
It's +8 to its pool of 28, which brings it to 36, 4 more than mosconi's 32.
Two more reloads, which doesnt really matter because im pretty sure its impossible to run out of ammo when using either gun
Mosconi has higher pickup rate over the joceline as well

Joceline and mosconi have same damage fall off ranges
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244th for meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Mkil4US40
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>>150525942
haha ironic 9gag memes!
>>
>>150525942
>>150527024
Fuck off reddit
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>>150527281
You first Pinterest.
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>>150528838
Suck my dick Etsy
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>>150516847
I've watched his videos before, and what about? You played with him
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>>150528838
>Wow, what a huge ammo pool bonus. Huge.

Still a lot better compared to the shit ammo pool that the breaker 12G have, even with a legendary skin. Beside, it's even more buffed with fully loaded aced, which makes the joceline meta on so many levels.
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I am angry
Angry about jews
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>>150534702
shut the fuck up Dallas
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Shalom goyim! Could you please complete this poll on how you feel about overkill?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10907227

Keep those helmets flying ;)
With DLC guns ;)))
>>
>join lobby
>autokicked every time
>host lobby
>randoms leave if i dont start immediately
>those that stay leave within 10 minutes anyway
i cant believe i wasted 5 hours redownloading this shit
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>>150534702
I am angry
Angry about Wick players
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>>150535983
join the group chat nigga
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>>150536395
i just did, nobody's playing
what do
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>>150536751
I'll be there in a sec
ETA 3 minutes
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I'm trying to cheese Speedlock Holmes, since I have offshore to burn after someone cheated on a gold heist and stole 30-odd bags.

Is the correct truck determined at the start of the heist, or do I have to check containers? I'm trying to just dash in under ECM, tag a truck, and get out.
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>>150537106
start of the heist but checking containers always make your life easier. Don't think you would have the time for checking the computer though.
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>>150537106
Start of heist, look at the trucks on your left at the start.

Four of them will be duplicates.
Two sets of two companies. Those are never it.

Then the remaining two is just a 50/50 if you just run in and tag the first one you see. If you can look into a coloured container on your way in, it'd help.
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>>150537031
Invite me friend
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>>150536395
>nobody talks.
>never playing the game
>get triggered by the smallest things

lol
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Anyone wanna do loud deathwish? /id/akillerbee/
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>>150537696
Fuck off PR neckbeard, i want my new free classic heist.
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>>150539523
The general is way more active than that piece of shit. One out twenty is playing the god damn game so shut the fuck bitch tits
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>>150540062
>bonnie wearing graham mask,

Could be cute actually
>>
Do you ever have fun pubbing in death wish games?
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>>150540409
Only for bank heist. Any others jobs would involve to know how to play the game so it would quickly end up as a disaster.
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>>150540409
Yes.

It's the only reason I still play.

Join a loud DW in progress, don't help with any objectives, and keep shooting cops until we're out with all loot, or I fuck up and get Cloakered (it's always a Cloaker).
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>>150539523
>new free classic heist
Reminder that they originally planned to release FWB and Slaughterhouse as paid DLC either during Crimefest or immediately after it before the backlash over the Blackmarket.
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>>150539523
Stop posting this bobby hill artwork.
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>>150540034
Game?
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>>150541785
payday 2 duh
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>there are still pubs who dont know how to cook the meth in hotline miami
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>>150540864
>they originally planned to release FWB and Slaughterhouse as paid DLC immediately after crimefest

Worst part is that's actually true. keep it classy Oyveyshill
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>>150541785
This is the Police.
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>>150542015
It's almost excusable on Docks since you don't have the board telling you the ingredients in what pattern, but on Hotline there is no excuse to fuck that shit up.
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>>150542015
>there are still pubs who dont know how to cook the meth in Lab Rats

Just look at the giant white board, fuckers. It even cross the ingredients that have been successfully completed.
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>>150542649
>It even cross the ingredients that have been successfully completed.
wat

It does?
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>>150542276
>Trashly said that they mentioned their original plans earlier like it was a good thing.
>Overkill planning on sitting on finished DLC during a 7+ days of "free community updates" just so they can sell it as paid DLC at the end of it
>They piss off everyone by releasing a not free update on day fucking one of that event that includes something they promised was never going to be in the game
>They decide to release the paid DLC they were going to sit on for free to try and distract people.
>This somehow was supposed to make Overkill look good, and be a redeeming factor.
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hi lads I havent played in forever
whats the new meta? I got dlc unlocker
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Why does stealth have to be so fucking rng? I'm sick of getting conga lines of guard patrolling the only exit.
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>>150544843
DARK SOULS OF HEISTING

>>150543503
Whatever the fuck you want.
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>25 bag cookout

is there anything more boring?
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>Starbreeze+OVK came back from their 2 week vacation on Monday
>no console update
>no soundtrack update
>no update of any kind
Nice game.
>>
>white christmas DW
>turret/joker build build
>put a turret at each entrance
>joker 2 cops as soon as they spawn
>pop helmets with M308
>everything still dies in 2 minutes
And this is why I don't usually play deathwish.
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Huh, what's that? You want your hostages to clip through walls?

AND you want them to have big walking steps too so its harder for you to place them where you want?
Say no more.
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>>150547183
Stealth missions waiting for the drill are boring shooting people is fun for me atleast
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>>150547183
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>>150547210
do you think they were working around the clock during their vacation?

also
>consoles
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>>150547210
woah now goy let us get back into the swing of things ;)
btw look forward to the next paid dlc pack ;)
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>>150547210
B-but muh free content

;)
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>>150547183
100 bag santas workshop.
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>>150409008
I like the 2 sec invulnerability. Also, you need bullseye aced and Iron Man basic for the perk deck to shine. Better than most decks tho, makes you tanky-ish and doesn't require you to get health regen skills, like in Rogue or Crook.
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>>150384493
Clarion, AMR-16 in DMR, Commando 553.
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bow/judge/rogue
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>>150384493
M308 or AK5
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>cook-off overkill
>maxed out turret skilltree
>turrets die in 5 seconds during assault
What is the fucking point.
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>>150568371
Stop putting them in the windows to be shot at.

Put them around corners and hard to reach points so that cops have to run in front of them at close quarters to shoot them and die to the turrets first. Then just sit inside the house and take a nap while cooking. At least, untill you hear cloakers and dozers.
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>>150568371
Reminder that the sentry shields give them forward invincibility.
It's worth the 3 points.
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>>150551740
If you place them in the area of the ellipses, you can easily make the camera guy's head clip against the wall in the direction of the arrow, and nobody will see it.
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>>150568371
Turrets in the open die instantly, especially turrets without silencer.

Place turrets around corners where they'll get the first few shots.
Don't place a turret where there are more than 2 open angles to shoot from.
Use silenced turrets they attract less attention.

I'm using a full turret build where I'm the useless fuck and my turrets rack kills by the hundreds, survived cookoff to 30 bags solo, could probably do more but I got bored.

Also, learn the spawning areas of enemies, and place them behind a wall. If there are more enemies than you expected, throw a HE grenade, pick it up and place it in a more safe spot, alternatively, place another turret in such a way that it covers the other one.
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imagine using the steam group chat for anything but periodic shitposting
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>>150571601
sno pls go
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>>150571781
I already did loma
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Do guards in Big Bank still get alerted by the big door opening in the front of the bank? Also what's with the guys in blue jackets?
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>>150573457
Yes. Front guards definitely. Vault area guards should not have LoS to the open timelock doors to alarm so if they do, you're SoL.

>Also what's with the guys in blue jackets?
What guys?
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>>150393152
DW is a joke now. It use to be a challenge in the beginning because you only had the base weapons and The Gage Pack 01. Now you got so many OP weapons that it makes it null void of a challenge. Especially with the new skill tree.

Also I'm I imaging things or do players in custody come out easier now in DW?
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>>150574034
PRESS JUMP TO GET OUT OF CUSTODY
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>>150573914
Yeah nvm. I just realized these are guards. Just with blue jackets on.
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>>150574034
play with retards and dw will be a one man carry fest
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>>150574034
yeah if you even get one hostage. The game releases them. Even during a wave.
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>PATCH NOTES:
>dummied out Sydney's pager line asking about Jared Leto's joker and "I think he could pull it off." turns out, no. no he could not.
>fixed some of Bain's lines. increased frequency of objective reminder chatter in steath
>Added a hidden meth lab to 5 more maps: Framing Frame day 2, Murky Station, Meltdown, Overpass Escape, and The Diamond
>added 4 new civilian models, including a blind guy with a seeing eye dog. The dog counts as a hostage when dominated, and cannot be killed.
>removed a bug where the Bank Manager will sometimes spawn wearing Bodhi's mask
>removed a bug where jumping can cause you to instantly go into custody.
>removed the issue where snipers can fire when first spawning before they actually get into position and set up.
>added hidden loot goats in The Bomb: Dockyard and The Bomb: Train. The Butcher pays good money for fresh meat
>Removed an issue where the art on Gallery or Framing Frame day 1 might be something other than scalie porn
>replaced Bodhi's voice actor with a welshman due to licensing issues.
>added new voice lines for the following heisters: Bonnie, Jiro, Jacket, Wolf
>removed keycard duping. Now whenever anyone picks up a keycard, it adds one to each human player's inventory.
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>>150581371
what's the point of this shitpost
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>>150573457
>Also what's with the guys in blue jackets?
they're the police
when the heist goes loud they come to try to stop you
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>>150489781
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Diamonds Are Forever (diamonds_are_forever)
- Doctor Fantastic (doctor_fantastic)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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Second part on Captain winter story when ?
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>>150581371
>removed the issue where snipers can fire when first spawning before they actually get into position and set up
I hate you so goddamned much.
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>>150584589
>doctor fantastic,

Fug this. Still at least it fucking ain't doctor miserable.
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>>150584828
see
>>150381835
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daily reminder there is nothing wrong to take an ecm on meltdown DW to permanently mark the moving swat turrets on the map
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daily reminder that splitting up and driving forklifts and dumping them all around results in 45 minute heist and 35 crew downs
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daily reminder that the answer to a SWAT turret blocking your way isn't dumping a forklift next to the SWAT turret and then moving warheads through gas and bullets
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>>150444107
because they're retarded, Inspire is still strong as fuck, the cooldown is well worth the 100% chance
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>>150588926
>mfw rest of the crew is desperately trying to survive and get us out in custody while everything is screwed.
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Its hard to repair vehicles the spot you have to aim at is too specific same with taking loot off the forks you have to aim at the exact precise spot
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>>150590152
Repairing forklifts is definitely shitty when you're at a bad angle.

It's worse than trying to tell Twitch to fucking move in HB Day 1 where the hitbox for the truck interaction is actually a halo ring that surrounds the truck but not the truck itself. The forklifts are worse except the hitbox is sticking out right by the driver and passenger seats.

Fucking infuriating.

Getting loot off the forklift isn't bad though. That box you see on the front of the forklift is basically like any other drill/ECM/C4/lockpick interaction box.
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>make a build
>pistol, high concealment, melee-based, loud, built with ECM feedback

I review ECM feedback as being very good.
Except a 4 minute recharge is a very, very long time. wtb skills that reduce recharge time instead of increasing duration time.
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swan song + judge on winters is the most fun ever
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A Cactus you are banned from Death Wish until you complete 5 perk decks 9/9
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>>150590929
>that feel you'll never have a crew with eight ecm, enough coordinated to make sure the feedback feature is constantly activated,
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Apart from frenzy, which skill is the most likely to be nerfed to oblivion ?
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>>150444107
>Run

Kill yourself
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>>150450241
>Proc

Fuck off dickhead
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>>150593058
>>150593172
Fuck off shills
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what perk deck do i run to proc (you)s?
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>>150593835
Stealth onry yakuza minigunning.
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>>150593835
Hey, uh, I'm doing this payday 2-related crossword and I need a 3 letter word that describes what my character does when I hold down the shift key.
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>>150590929
For really long hold outs, especially any heist that can potentially last forever it comes around enough to see plenty of use, especially if you keep track on the clock when you used them and alternate after two minutes so you can have one ready to go every two minutes rather than waiting four if you used them back to back because if you're using ECM feedbacks that quickly then you're either just about to finish the heist or you're already screwed

Also I'm pretty sure everyone here always knew that ECM Feedback was incredible and just joked about bringing >ecms to a loud heist
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>>150592310
hopefully Swan Song
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>>150593835
sex-presidents
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>Anonymous
>Plastic, Kabuki, Solid Red
>put it on jiro
Feels kinda racist IMO.
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Is there any reason not to wear only the deathwish mask?
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>>150598172
It looks tacky, and people just assume you've not earned it legitimately.
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>>150594486
Run?
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>>150597057
>using le anonymous 4chin mask
>ever
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>>150598172
>>150598786
>tfw the closest you'll ever get to the lootbag skull mask is the shitty hard difficulty mask
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>>150598172
because it looks like ass and is an indicator with 95% accuracy that the person wearing it is a cheater
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>>150598172
pic related, you'll be clearly asking for it.

>>150601518
>implying it ain't the best of all.
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>>150603320
It still looks like shit, regardless. They all do.
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>>150603614
>not adding the diamond material on it

Do you even try ?
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answer these real fast

http://www.strawpoll.me/10911667

http://www.strawpoll.me/10911672
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>>150604919
>implying armor bags are not most fun shit in the game
The only thing that funnier than armor bags is the fact that someone actually still plays this shitty game
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>>150604919
Come on, faks are fun they make everything comfy as fuck
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>>150604919
no. fast enough?
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Hi, I'm SolarPleTeX, and I'm addicted to achievements.

I've been using the site for a couple years but never got around to joining until I heard about the achievement trading threads. I'm not that hardcore of a gamer, and I don't play many games but when I do, I can't stop until perfect every aspect of it. Now, I've reached the point of my gaming career where my games have online-only achievements and all my friends play Steam games on the PC so they're no help.

I was able to live with it when Halo 3 and Halo 3 ODST came out (lol vidmaster challenges) because I'm not that great of a FPS player (despite playing lots of FPS games) but now, I feel that my achievements list needs more zeroes in it. So, I'm poking my head in here to see if I could get a couple boosting parties going for a couple "old" games and then work through my backlog and then help other people out too =) (because I hate being a leech).

Here's to unlocking more achievements.
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>>150606426
you will pay for this
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give it to me straight doc
how bad are they?
the heavy helmet has headshot with white/red, it doesnt show since it places patterns on the back and not the visor
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>>150606591
1st row 4th mask is best
2nd row 1st and 3rd masks are good.

Have you completed your perk deck yet noob
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>>150606497
>it's a somebody tied down a civilian during the apartment maze episode.

Oh fuck.

I'll kill you a hundred times overkill bastards!
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>>150607657
yes
by 4th mask do you mean far right or far left
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>>150606591
>Union Jack isn't on Hoxton begins

Do you even generic?
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>>150547183
Sauce? I want to FEEL
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>>150547183
Overdrill hands down
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friendly reminder to keep your assault rifles and battle rifles as well as your submachine guns and personal defense weapons separate from one another in your inventory screen
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>>150607814
Right
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>crimenet.info is borked
Is there a happening?
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>>150609970
friendly reminder to keep your normal silenced judge and your HE silenced judge separate from one another
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>>150611301
friendly reminder to throw your judge in the garbage can where it belongs
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Why is the Locomotive so perfect, bros?
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>>150612327
perfect only for Overkill difficulty. On DW, the judge totally own it.
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374th for Tumblr noses.
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>>150612327
>he doesn't rename his loco "verbal space program"
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Ak rifle or AK 7.62 ?
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>>150614434
personal preference on ovk and below
the ak 7.62 has worse ammo economy than the normal ak, in both ammo pickup and in total ammo in reserve

on deathwish 7.62
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>>150615296
>>150614434
also let me revise this and say the AK5 is very similar to the normal ak, but has a faster reload speed and a higher fire rate
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>>150591327
I played with him he's not as bad as you would think
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>>150615728
he's not bad but i mean come one by infamy I-90 you'd think someone would have at least one deck complete. Muscle without the health regen is useless
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>>150597057
like, more racist than Jiro's default mask?
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>tfw no normal heist that increases in difficulty as it goes on
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>>150616987
how could you tell?
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>>150617328
More and more Bronco cops would spawn in.
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Am I crazy for using silenced HE Judgr with silent killer skills?
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>>150618828
Not crazy, just a cheater.
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>>150617456
imagine a deathwish heist that just ups the spawn rate for hostage rescue teams
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>>150616987
>No survival map with no formal ending that plays this track during it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ertBrNxfw18
Although the lack of a survival mode is probably a good thing since Overkill couldn't balance shit and it'd just be 4 frenzy anarchists bored out of their mind until they just give up and go play something else.
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>>150620596
survival maps already exist, white xmas, santas workshop, and cookoff

and they are already boring as hell
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And then we add the shield
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>>150620989
>71 fps

lmao
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panic room and diamond room classic heist when?
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>Alright, I guess I'll see you for bowling later
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>>150622417
>tfw pager operator is probably really lonely because we keep killing all his friends
I'll always dominate the guards from now on
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>>150621938
Never. Pay for the Gage kitchen pack first
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>>150621802
That's not really unusual
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>>150622964
>Comes with everything but the kitchen sink.
>Overkill releases a kitchen sink character pack with it on the same day.
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>>150621938
Need that Heat Street and Green Bridge first.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9tcgDvkU3M
Shitty ideas brought to life shittily
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>>150625492
>hoxhud
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>>150625492
>hoxhud
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What mod do people use to do dumb shit like spawn 100 cloakers or boats and shit?
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>>150625492
>hoxhud
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>>150626147
The google mod.
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What are the odds they delay it again ?
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>>150627156
>are you forgot to safehouse customization
>i guess yes
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>>150627156
it's coming soon(tm) unity not us
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>>150627357
SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE spring 2016
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>>150625492
>hoxhude
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>>150625492
>haxhud

Olipro would be so proud
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>trying to solo go bank
>every time the phone rings once you're in the vault the lasers hang out in the bottom 3 for the entire duration
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>>150632760
>solo'ing GO Bank
>getting more than one loot bag
I don't even know how you're going to achieve that unless you roll an empty vault.
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>>150634813
*open vault, not empty
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>>150634813
i did it
i fucking did it
DW too
hillary bought my bullshit, so no gensec or cops to deal with
luckily the lasers played nice and let me actually answer the phone
and i got 10 bag spawn, secured them all, and both atms

although i did kill like 16 people
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>>150632760
>stealthing big bank for you

Here's your first mistake
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>>150637420
go bank =/= you're a big guy bank
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I wonder if we'll hit 500 days before consoles get an update.
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>>150638759
Crimefest reward
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>>150638849
>reward
That shit is rigged anyway.

From Hype Train to Kikefest. It was pretty clear OVK was just manually dicking with the counters to match their schedules.
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>>150638759
>consoles
>updates

Pick ONE and really only ONE. Overkill just can't into consoles, it's gonna be really funny to see the their future walking dead into a blunder on PS4/Xbones
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>>150639171
Are they even working on Walking Payday and Payday: Sci-fi?
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>>150639105
On one hand I think they wouldn't because that means they would be able to sell some of the crimefest stuff later down the line or just not work on it in favor of more paid DLC. But on the other I know Overkill is so focused on getting their dick sucked that they would never let it show if people didn't care enough to join their shitty steam group or jump through their other stupid hoops.
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>>150639171
We need to make warning posters for people to avoid their console shit.
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>>150625710
>>150626108
>>150626315
>>150629651
>>150629893
What's up with hoxhud
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>>150639494
They definitely didn't sell enough hype fuel for Spring Break.
Didn't even max out on COP sales.

Kikefest, they were deleting people's progresses and shit non-stop so that they wouldn't finish too quickly. Sure, some people were cheating losers, but legitimate players killing several hundred cops an hour were getting their progress deleted for cheating too. And then the milestones were conveniently hit when OVK was ready to release.
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>>150639591
o-o-oy vey goy why would you want to do that. if those console heisters are willing to support our friends at Overkill Software then we should let them, no, encourage them.
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>>150639674
>literal DRM
>causes crashes more than any other hud
>breaks on every update without exception
>anti-cheat is incredibly shit, when a new heist comes out it will delete mission critical bags because it doesn't recognize them
>crashes clients that do not have hoxhud
>not opensource
>refuses to create BLT compatibility
>did i mention the crashes
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>>150640718
any recommendations on alternatives then?
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>>150640948
pocohud
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>>150641005
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>>150640036
Gee I wonder who could be behind this post.
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>>150640948
poco is the only choice
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Haha, OVK can't put out a console update so they're just doing a Reddit giveaway for console players.
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>>150640948
poco, jackhud, or both combined

you also have MUI, holohud, and wolfhud
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>>150642195
>well-deserved vacation
Nope.
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>>150641934
>We do not intentionally let our players wait.
>But we had finished and were planning on releasing FWB and Slaughterhouse as paid DLC after crimefest '15 ended before the Blackmarket backlash.
Is every word that comes out of his mouth a lie? Has he ever said anything without contradicting himself later?
>>150642195
>well-deserved vacation
I have never seriously hated a person I haven't had some kind real 1 on 1 interaction with before, but I think I may hate Almir.
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>>150640948
>what are you excited about Payday 2 going forward ?

made me laugh more than it should have.
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>>150640948
vanillaHUD
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pocohud seems a lot better than hoxhud, only thing i'll miss is pressing f and forgetting about it.
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>>150644790
theres a standalone blt for that
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>>150644790
there's standalone mods for every feature in hoxhud
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>>150644790
either install jackhud, install goonmod, turn on aim-down-sight sticky interaction, or just download this:
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15742
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>>150645527
>jackhud,
>wolfhud,

Jimmyhud when ?
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>>150645952
Why is Jimmy so cute?
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>>150644572
Stupid, dumb frogposter.
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>>150640948
PaintHUD
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>>150646421
>>150645952
even though it would be hard to do and expensive and anything but coke-jimmy robbing banks doesnt make much sense, i kinda wish you'd get a random jimmy clone everytime you started a heist
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>>150647310
I'm actually more of a stoner Jimmy myself.
>Now I shared something with you.
Ego? Or higher self.
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Guys, the thermal drill
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>>150650336
Goy, get it.
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>>150642195
>for console players
How do you live without basic reading skills?
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friendly reminder the rpk is the best lmg
>>
yeah
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>>150642195
>well-deserved vacation
And people still defend this company
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>>150656551
>company
but anon we're an indie developer ;)
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>>150642343
>jackhud
>have to join the group :^)
fuck off
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Why is deathwish such a joke now? I mean it was a joke a year ago but now it feels like its literally overkill with different looking enemies.

How do they even go about making it harder? More hp on enemies will not matter because we already have infinite damage weapons with infinite ammo pick up so they never run dry. Specials get 1 shot by everything and dozers are a joke.

Spawn rates being higher will solve nothing as well because of the above. Maybe they should make cloakers spawn in 3-6 teams at a time and code shields to protect dozers / tasers / cloakers instead of randomly run in to get 1 shot by any explosive weapon.

Also captain shitters is beyond a joke, why did they even bother adding him?
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>>150642343
>likes poco's floating labels for health and timers
>likes hoxhud's "this asshole is doing this" indicator above ally info
>likes wolfhud's formatting with the ability to see asshole's weapons

Just set me on fire and cloak me.
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>>150653468

odd way to say KSP buddy
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>>150657406
https://cloud.bangl.de/index.php/s/P5iWCDJgq8zBHiA?path=%2FJackHUD-BLT-Standalone
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>>150657754
>anime avatar fag
Put on a trip please
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>>150657754
>Why is Overkill retarded
Sweden
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>>150661705
ahri is not an anime she is a champino from legal legends
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>>150663071
I only defend the peoples in charge of the music, even the ones who made Donacdum
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>>150664965
shit, meant for >>150656551
>>
>decide to actually use the bows and crossbows
>relatively enjoyable and powerful

>but can't pick up ammo boxes
>and they look entirely out of place in the crowd of tacticool highly modifiable weapons
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>>150665602
>There are modern cross bows and long bows.
>Gang exclusively buys wooden antiquated weapons.
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>>150657754
Devs secretly want the casual audience for this game but they're still aware that something is wrong in the difficulty and claim the best solution will be to nerf shit up and make a new difficulty.
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>>150665602
>2016
>using crossbows and bows

I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>
Is there any points using the battle kit for the Gewher 3 Rifle or it's just shit ? Heard that using this kit removes the ammo pick up benefits from fully loaded aced
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>>150653468.
>>150657959
both terrible. buzzsaw is best
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>>150671742
Any kit removes bonus to ammo pickup so both DMR kit and assault kit are an bad idea, mainly because the low mag sizer of G3 makes you reload a lot with no benefits
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I just got kick from a lobby whit a guy that was spamming some shit in the chat whit something called NGBTO, it got me kick cause my concealment number was to high and it kick me when i was changing my inventory to make it lower. Then i take a look at it and it seems that its a "mod" that allows host to kick people from their loobies based on requirements like :

>number of hours played
>achievements
>number of heist completed

and so on.

But just what the fuck, these people dont understand a flying fuck shit at coop games (cause yes Payday2 its a fucking coop game, even if some people tent to forget it and just care about muh stats) if they use this shit, its better and more productive to teach a new player how to play instead of just kick him, i dont know about you anons but when i see a new player i told him how maps are played and how to do this and do that and the guy everytime loves it.

Bet the guy who make this "mod" its part of these T$Celite fags.

Also overkill allowing this shit that uses the same Lua type just like cheats, fucking hell modern gaming sucks.
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>>150673662
>complaining about shit that can be avoided by hosting your own games
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>>150673976

I dont complain for myself anon, just that i dont understand why they let them do this.
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>>150673662
>Also overkill allowing this shit that uses the same Lua type just like cheats
The thing about PD2 is that it was meant to be one of those "mod the shit out of your games as much as you want" games like KF1 and TF2, where you host your own shit, and then go ham on whatever the fuck mods you want without caring. HUD mods, noclip, low grav, cloakers with shields, infinite dozer spawns, bag raining, stat mods, etc. are all part of the modding experience they tried to put into the game.

The other problem was that this intention was never properly conveyed to the players, and Starbreeze+OVK fucked up by not letting players be able to host dedicated servers and/or having official servers to play on. So then when people started ranting about "The way the game was meant to be played" and demanding that OVK install VAC into the game and/or some form of anti-cheats, OVK devs in their typical ADHD fashion went off and made a shitty attempt at a bad goy tag that to this day, still doesn't work properly and gets people auto-kicked for trying to use the grenade case and/or pick up certain bags. After a while, they just made it the official bad goy tag and then ditched it forever because they don't know what they are doing with it anymore.

So PD2 is in a special sort of limbo where 99% of the userbase thinks that using any sort of mod, even cosmetic ones, is cheating because the game seems to care that you stick to the vanilla no-mod experience.

There's nothing wrong with installing mods in PD2. You just have to host your own to avoid the assholes. It's basically like joining some random fuckhead's TF2 trading server and getting aimbotted by some 12yo who think it's the most efficient way to farm kills for his shiny new strange sniper rifle. The only way to control your enjoyment is to host your own and/or heist only with people you know/trust.


That said, 99% of NGBTO users are cancerous shitters who think they aren't.
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>>150673662
>>150675410
One of the worst things about NGBTO is the fact that people can set the hours played limit to be higher than their own.

One of the few things OVK ever did right (before Infamy changed things) was not letting people set level limits higher than the host's.

Some 200 hour faggot has no right to kick people who are under 500-600 hours played.
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>GO bank loud
>the only cover is the small piece of wall
>cloakers can kick through it
>dozers rush the vault in pairs
>snipers everywhere
>no less than 3 cloakers in the hall at any given time
>objectives are right out in the open either on the roof or in the street

Is there a harder heist
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>>150676429
>GO Bank Loud
>hard
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>>150676429
Unfortunately for you, yes.

GO Bank is only a shitter filter, nowhere near the hardest.
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>>150676429
>The Bomb:Forest
>that broken fall damage
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>>150677119
Everybody has Cat Burglar Aced now.

Fall damage should no longer be an issue.
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>That one cop that takes your entire armor and health bar down by himself
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Dear /pdg/

What are your favourite guns in terms of sound?

I for myself am a fan of the Kobus and the UAR.
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>>150678834
firing any silenced automatic weapon is satisfying
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>>150663071
Please lose weight
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>>150678834
commando makes me rock hard, loud or suppressed
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>>150678834
the saw
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>>150678834

KSP, Commando, Falcon, Eagle heavy
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>>150678438
>Blue SWAT rounds a corner as you do.
>Melees you as he walks through you.
>Double tap to the back.
>Instadowned.
The days before the skill tree beta broke everything in our favor.
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Why did no one tell me Gambler is the best deck in the game
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>>150682067
Muscle/Armorer are best ones
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>>150682067
it's not but it's pretty great
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>>150682067
thats a funny way to spell muscle anon
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>>150682067
As long as you count the seconds between heal procs and pray to GOD that nobody comes around and goes "I need to feed my judge!" and takes all the shit, then yes, it's a pretty good deck.
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>>150682067
Nah, but its bretty good and I will kiss every pubbie that runs it.
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>>150682702
>procs
>>150682726
>runs

go to hell
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>>150682940
I'm sorry anon. Can you specify the correct term?
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>>150683016
nice thumbnail shitter
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>>150683148
So... I got your image right here anon. Why don't you answer my question?
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>do Goat Simulator DW twice with absolutely no problems
>try it today
>sniped by pistol cops who just spawned in
>sniper laser light show
>get revived only to go right back down again
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thread is dead
post dead
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Is Muscle a meme deck?
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>>150688070
>being unkillable unless you get cornered by 2 dozers is a meme
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>>150689668
but at that point just use anarchist and never even go into the health bar
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>>150689892
>using anarchist when you have muscle and armorer
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>>150683705
FORTY TWO BRONCOS
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fuck FAK users who hold on to all 14 of their FAKs as if they need them all to themselves. Place four around the room so your teammates can use one if needed or get saved by Uppers
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>>150691981
I had 3 teammates with 6 total ammo bags and I had to bitch at them for at least 2 minutes until they started placing them around.
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R8

I'm still Infamy II pls don't bully
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>>150682940
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>>150584589
>>150586394
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Nothing Out Of The Ordinary (slakt_2)
- The First Line (the_first_line)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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Daily reminder that opening safes won't totally not end up in a disaster
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>>150696714
daily reminder that opening safes instead of selling them is pure retardation
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>>150698070
Even if you diligently farm 52 safes a year, that's ~$25 dollars after sales tax.

And Starbreeze+OVK get a 5% sales tax cut so you're giving them a dollar a year.

On the other hand, opening will get you 52 chances at getting a good skin and dilute the market that much more.
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>>150694494
Heat american mask is okay although denim material would have made it top tier. Rest is meh/bad.

Sight on your bullet-hose smg is awful
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>>150698463
$25 is $25

good luck trying to get your .00000001 chance of a legendary drop
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>>150698463
Except I'm not giving them anything.

The idiot who bought the safe that I got for free is giving them the money.
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>>150702238
>buy safes at the lowest prices,
>sell them when they get much higher so i make a small margin,
>repeat process forever,

Maybe i'll be able to afford those Ded by daylight deluxe masks one day
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>>150678834
Silenced Thanatos

That biker smg
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Is there such thing as a muscle/akimbo build?

That's something I'm interested in.
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>>150705732
You can probably do that shit post-Update 100.

You even get akimbo SMGs.
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>>150705732
Kinda. Akimbo's main selling point are their concealment but as long you hit the 40 damage for the bernettis or have pistol's skills and fully loaded aced, it's worth the price.
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>there will never be a legit 7-day heist where the first 6 days involve pre-heist preparation to cause a bigger payday and easier, faster job for day 7
Just Ocean my shit up.
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>>150678438
>those fucking James Doakes cops or the green balaclavas
Literally more annoying than dozers
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>>150709362
thanks for stealing my idea fag
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>>150709362
The problem with these heists is that they're like puzzles.

They're fun and exciting the first time.

Then it becomes "HURR YOU AREN'T DOING IT RIGHT" every time you try to play.
And pubs suck so your 7-day heist becomes a 7-day torture.
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>>150709683
What if it was so that the first 6 days were completely optional, and like the original idea, the more days you complete, the bigger payday/more prep you have for the final day 7.
Host can ready, or skip to final in the loading screens.

It'd be like the ultimate heist.
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Shit game and everyone who plays it these days is a newfag who started like 1-2 years ago

Please stop playing this garbage.
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>>150711557
Fuck off kenny
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>>150711557
See you next week.
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>>150709362
GTAO
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Reminder that if you use NGBTO for anything other than exclusively hour-filtering DW lobbies you are scum.
I repeat, if you put an hour filter on overkill, you are scum
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>>150678834
hotline miami's double barrel shotgun and tribes ascend's spinfusors
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>>150677498
>big chunks of your armor constantly being taken away
I mean yeah it's better than losing all your armor and some health but it's still not good by any stretch of the imagination
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>>150712870
>mfw how much the boiling point heist is similar to the humane lab raid

still a day one where we infiltrate the lab to secretly put the temp would have been decent too.
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>no over the top multi day heist about stealing candy from a baby
wtf I hate overkill now
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>>150714869
People would try to shot the baby
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>tfw our only train heist is shit
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>>150714901
>There are people that wouldn't try to shoot the baby
PISSANTS
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>>150714909
We have two-ish.

Biker Day 2 is what Train should've been.

Endless stream of cops on a moving train, moving 40 bags of explosive ammo and a turret.
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I wish payday was made on the source engine, life would be so much easier. We'd have custom heist support basically on release
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>>150714909
>boat escape on DW,

just push that fucking restart button already
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>>150716442
Yeah, but biker day 2 doesn't really have anything elaborate.

Even though no one asked for it, here's what I want in a train heist
>2 day heist
>day 1 determines if you're hitting the train at a depot or in transit, depending on stealth/loud
>if you hit it at the depot, it's stelf only, and plays out similarly to existing train heist, except without 23 bags of misery. additional trains in depot offer additional loot
>if you hit it in transit, you board the train while it's moving, find the correct car, and open the vault with a thermal drill
>once the drill is finished, it's 25% chance to have a truck be both your escape and your loot secure, takes 4 bags before peeling off. 8 mission bags, 6 additional loot in containers that require crowbars to open. you jump into the truck to escape, missing the jump is instant custody
75% chance to have the truck be shot down on the way to the train car, new plan is to have bile to drop a few parts and a cutter, and have you assemble a cage around a lighter car. use cutter to separate connection to cars behind you, then use cutter to cut the connection to the cars ahead. bile, in a better helicopter, grabs the car a la aftershock. the escape-train-car is always behind the vault, so you cant accidentally leave behind loot until the very end. bile will not pick up the escapetraincar if all 8 mission bags arernt present. mission critical bags will teleport to the vault if tossed off train
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>>150717253
>implying they won't release it in 2019 once they finally feel they made enough money off this game and dropped support
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>no cockatoo bulldozers yet
seriously what is taking overkill so long
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>>150719484
taking some well-deserved vacations ;)
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>>150720550
donacdum
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What's the point of even playing with anarchist/frenzy. You can run all over the level like it's a dodgebuild and never worry about going down to anything but cloakers. You can get right in a dozer's face or right up on a turret amd tank it like it's nothing and if someone on your team is using maniac and has the skills where civs give damage reduction you could just play the game blindfolded at that point, you're never going to die.
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YEAH
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I'M NUCLEAR!
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>>150723956
>Sydney has been taken into custody.
>she shurfived?
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Why should I use anything other than HE Judge
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>>150724605
Because HE Street Sweeper is too cool for you and you know it.
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>>150724836
>Street Sweeper
shit concealment senpai
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>>150725053
>Using dodge.
Not advocating the use of the shit sweeper but you're just as dumb as he is.
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>>150725126
>mfw armorshitter was slow and fat near me
go back to 2014
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>>150725053
>20 concealment,

Enough for whatever you'll need. Get good.
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>>150724605
Fuck that weapon it can counter snipe snipers 30m+ away but cant hit a point blank dozer
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>>150725053
why does that matter
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>>150725752
not with my 15 concealment nagant
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>>150726141
>using an iron sight Nugget with the bodhi skin

feels so perfect.
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>>150725925
Because he's a shtiter that's either
>A. Using suit dodge when it's the worst possible build right now.
>B. Using crook dodge when it's not far behind suits in terms of awfulness.
>C. Gimping himself for 10 dodge on another build which is also retarded.
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>>150726804
Actually I'm using it with LBV and ex president to get 11 dodge with 91 armor which works fine for me
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Why is there so little love for the Stryk 18c ?

>High RoF,
>40 damage,
>decent overall stats,
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>>150727101
300 damage HE Judge exists
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Still pay to win? Is it fixed? Should I come back?
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>>150727624
It was never pay to win thanks to DLC unlocker
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>>150727624
Yes
Broken more than ever
No
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>>150727101
Recoil? Used it in a Dodge build long time ago.
>>150727674
Didn't they fix that?
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>>150727731
>Overkill
>Fix anything
Maybe in 3 years when noone plays this game anymore
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What kind of mods should i use with the flamethrower when i play DW?

i only use the total ammo+ with the standard magazine,but i don't know if should switch for the +1 damage.
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>>150728943
Flamethrower is shit meme weapon if you're using it please kys
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>>150729939
>it's illegal to have fun
wew lad
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>we still dont have a throwable rock or something to lure guards
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>>150730668
The AI barely knows how to handle pathing towards drills most of the time, if they added luring mechanics that would be the Frenzarchist of stealth.
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>>150729939
>kys
Back you go, kiddo
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>>150727624
Not P2W since last christmas although the devs believed it was a great idea to make it three times more casual.

You can always feel free to stick error to try the new content they released since kikefest
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>>150728943
Ammo pool boost are a fucking joke. +1 damage boost all the way.

Also it really depends if you have a few ammo bags to your dispositions. If so, you can go for the 19 damage.
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>hoxton is in custody
>you have to pull off a few big heists for the dentist before he and the elephant will help you release hoxton
>hoxton goes into custody again
>trade 1 civilian for him
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>>150727624
>another "should I come back" post

holy shit you fuckers need to fuck off and stay fucked off

lazy fucking shithead who needs to be spoonfed like a retard, whereas the answer could easily be found with a simple google search

go to hell fag
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>>150729939
lmao mad to get your framerate fucked with your shitty toaster?
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Level 99, lads

What heist do I do to get to 100?
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>>150657754
DW is only a joke for 1500+ hours metafaggots pieces of shit like you.
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>>150734757
>99
You make it sound as if you're proud of that
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>>150734879
II-99

Not proud of it, but it's hard to level up when you only play solo
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>>150735034
>it's hard to level up when you only play solo

only if your build is trash

have your heard about our lord and savior, Frenzy?
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>>150735394
Kill yourself cheater
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>>150735394
Frenzy won't last forever, but at least I got my Better bots, bot weapons and Carry stacker cheats
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>>150735463
t. dodge shitter
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>>150735034
join the group chat shitter and play with the cool kids
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>>150735394
>cheating
Wow, talk about trash.
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>>150735618
t. Maniac armor masterrace*
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>can carry a 100 pound solid stone artifact
>cannot carry more than 1 piece of plastic at a time
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>>150736371
Don't ask too much it'll end up as a dlc.
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>>150736371
heheeh vidya gaym logic ecks dee
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>>150696714
>>150698463
Daily reminder that the roulette is fake and what you actually get is decided as soon as you click the "open" button.
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>>150736761
daily reminder that if the roulette was real, it would make no difference whatsoever
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>>150712870
>GTA heists
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>>150737685
>Require actual team work.
>Have interesting concepts and premises.
>Have varied objectives besides "kill the cops, restart the drill and move the bags."
>Typically require someone draw the short straw in terms of assignment such as being pilot/driller/hacker.
>Are discontinued and trapped in a game with loading screens on loading screen on loading screens. Yet still somehow better than Payday 2 heists.
Feel free to choose one to end your sentence there Trashly.
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>>150735625
>scary strangers that judge you
no
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>>150736602
fuck you
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>>150736371
>Overkill balance

hope you'll enjoy the hundred drills you carry in your ass too.
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>>150738203
>R* literally made 5 random missions into a 1 big mission
>they made 5 and stopped making more and will NEVER make more
>variety doesn't mean fun
>no one really cares about 90% of the heists and farm only 1
>a shit game where tons of DLCs are released with the same mechanic such as "put drill, wait for it to finish"
>sometimes they are fun even if not, you have literally tons of options

Both games are literal shits, neither is better than the other. I know this because i literally play nothing but payday 2 and gta all day
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>>150738203
pubbies are somewhat bearable in Payday 2 though. Finishing a heist in gtao with pubs is nearly impossible


On another topic. I want more locke contracts. He's a fun___ contractor, along with ____vlad
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>>150740187
>I want more locke contracts,

We might get more of him in the future considering how bain talked about him in murky station and the need to keep good relations with him.

Butcher on the other hand totally disappeared from the map.
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what is (You)r opinion on carry stacker for solo play
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>>150742468
Kill (You)rself
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>>150742534
interesting opinion
please articulate it
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>>150742651
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>>150742710
thank you for your time
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>>150742468
I think it's cheating and it removes the challenge from stuff like Big Bank solo and anything with more than eight bags. Moving the bags is the only really difficult stealth part there is because you've got to dodge detection once again like fifty times - this time with a mobility malus.

Do it if it makes the game more fun to you - but that doesn't mean it's not cheating. You are slicing off half the runtime of the heist and at least a quarter of the difficulty.
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>>150742468
It's a bit stupid and kill what's left of challenge in this game since moving bags is half of what players do.
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>>150742468
>here, move 80 bags by yourself
No thanks
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>>150744157
Since the settings are configurable, if it was set to lower max amounts, would (You) in particular find it acceptable?
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this guy said it >>150742885
do it if you want but you are playing on easymode
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>>150744273
Not him, but the only way I see stackers as something acceptable is using it for overdrill because it's a fucking bore.
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>>150744273
maybe
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>>150742885
>>150743404
>tedium is good
Kill yourself.
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>>150744702
I bet you're one of those kind of faggots that use MechJeb to remove "tedium"
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>>150739206
>>R* literally made 5 random missions into a 1 big mission
It's really only 4, Flecca is so small it might as well not count, but each heist has atleast 4 setups each. So it's like 5 Payday heists with actual depth and a minimum of 4 days each.
>>they made 5 and stopped making more and will NEVER make more
What a shame.
>>variety doesn't mean fun
Variety means not always defending a drill or juggling bags, so it means a hell of a lot more for fun than anything PD2 has.
>>no one really cares about 90% of the heists and farm only 1
When I played GTAO I never did Pacific Standard. At first I was too scared to, then after I did it I was too disappointed by how people glitch it to ever do it again.
>>a shit game where tons of DLCs are released with the same mechanic such as "put drill, wait for it to finish"
Yep that's Payday.
>>sometimes they are fun even if not, you have literally tons of options
I can not honestly recall any heist with fun mechanics. It's just picking between whichever one has the highest spawn rates and then a kill competition between friends. Game has no playability solo or with pubs.
>>150740187
>pubbies are somewhat bearable in Payday 2 though
u cereal m8?
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>>150745083
>caring about how others play singleplayer games
Autism incarnate.
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>>150745369
As I said. Finishing a heist with pubbies in GTAO is nearly impossible. Source I own the pc version, and tried it in consoles. PC community is not as shit as console, but it's still pretty hard to even finish a simple one.

Granted, GTAO heists are fun with a coordinated team since they are more varied but is not always easy to group up and coordinate shit. Also... I can solo stealth/loud in PD, I cannot in GTAO.
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>>150746526
>I can solo stealth/loud in PD, I cannot in GTAO.
That's my biggest gripe with GTAO. There's fucking nothing for solo play. Contact missions punish you for being good at them, Gang attacks are garbo, and they removed just about all the other free roam shit to make way for the richfag CEO stuff and shitty random challenges like hold the longest wheelie. I get that it's GTA -ONLINE- but any online game that doesn't have some solo stuff is pretty limp dicked. Even TF2 has offline play with bots. But Payday 2 is still horridly boring solo and always will be due to bags.

Also I've had far better experience with GTAO pubs than PD2. The worst I had in GTAO is coming back from a break for a while and discovering chinese people all over the place. The China men have still on average been better than the average PD2 pubbie, and GTAO pubs have a crucial advantage over the fact that you can't get kicked mid heist without everyone else failing.
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>>150639171
I think its funny that both the PC and console versions have crashes. Console games usually never crash, since the hardware is solid for the games they run. Overkill really are shitty developers
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>Decide to disable NBGTO because no one is joining
>level 80 joins Bank Heist
>Tries to shoot a metal door open with a unsuppressed weapon and tries to drill open security door with no upgrades
And that's why I never disable it.
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>>150675739
I only set the deathwish hours above 200 and the overkill one above 50. Whats the point in playing with some level 10 shitter in Deathwish who arent using the ebin Frenzy meta
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>>150750050
>trying to stealth with pubs
>ever
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>>150750213
Bank heists are pretty easy most of the time on pubs
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>>150710067
I think the huge heist that bain said he was preparing the gang for in the web series should be the last heist of the game before they move on to Payday 3 or walking dead or whatever
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>>150750324
Oh, I read that as Big Bank heist

In that case, just kick him and restart? NBGTO has a lot of false positives, I'm sure there are plenty of sub infamy players that can handle stelf
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>>150750050
>and tries to drill open security door with no upgrades
I do this all the time though. What's wrong with that? Why does it matter so much to you?
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>Frenzy + ICTV + Anarchist is so powerful you can even survive the the lab blowing off in Cook off deathwish
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Just finished the monthly. Should I take the team boost or just be selfish? I'm already 100 and I don't feel like going infamous again.
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>>150750691
Loud drill = a security boy will come investigate it
It's slower for you to place the drill, then a drill boy to come upgrade it, than it is just for drill boy to put a drill on it. also drilling the security door on bank heist is retarded since keycards exist and are way lower risk

It also will never auto restart, even if drill boy slaps his fat 30% chance on it. As soon as a drill is placed, it is decided whether it will auto restart or not.
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>>150750948
be selfish. Don't risk getting a 3% piece of shit for everyone like I did.
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When I host DWs, I set the level limit to zero because moments like this are part of the Payday 2 experience.
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>>150750965
Oh you're still talking stealth.

I thought the "shoot the door with a loud gun" and "drill it open" were sequential events in the same heist.

>It also will never auto restart, even if drill boy slaps his fat 30% chance on it. As soon as a drill is placed, it is decided whether it will auto restart or not.
I am 80% sure you're thinking of the case where a guy with autorestart puts down a drill that failed to roll autorestart and then a second guy with autorestart upgrades it.
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>>150750920
>failing Aftercuck with two sentryfags,

Show their fucking name so we can all block them all.
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>>150750948
Stat Boost mods and Team Boosts are basically gun mods. You can get them at the card screen and will eventually have 2 spares of each like weapon mods.

Pick whatever you want for now.
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>>150750115
>hour limits in overkill
>not being able to carry an overkill pub
lmao shitter

also
>setting hour limits to 200
>when you're an ICTV frenzy shitter
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>>150751456
>implying it failed
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>>150751456
>Whats the point in playing with some level 10 shitter in Deathwish who arent using the ebin Frenzy meta

Because variety and fun. Also seeing a shitter creaming his pants over a 3 million offshore reward is always something cute to see.
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>>150751316
Right, I mis-understood information in TLG. The only opportunity for a drill to become an auto restarter is when it is first placed/upgraded by anyone with a restart chance. So if you put down a 10% chance drill, and drill boy upgrades it to a 30% chance, it won't re-roll the ability for it to be an auto restarter with the higher chance
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>>150751878
shit, meant for >>150750115
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>>150682940
Sorry i forgot to runs my deck that procs propers grammar.
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>>150612327
Not that locomotive tho
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I am unable to transfer xp into my perk decks. I recently added a couple of mods could they be the reason why?
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>>150755720
Kill yourself
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>>150755776
>mods are bad
console shitter detected
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>>150755986
Kill yourself console shitter
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>>150738235
You fucking pussy
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>>150755720
>I am unable to transfer xp into my perk decks

Couldn't even imagine people would be able to fail it. Just try it again.
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>>150755776
Figured it out. I can max out all the decks now. So it wont give me anymore xp.
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>>150756745
Kill yourself
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>>150735625
again
>no one ever plays
>memeing faggots that will ban you if you wink at them

how about no
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>>150755986
>implying consoles don't have mods
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>>150757375
>no one ever plays
More like all the newkids who join the chat only to leave in 2 seconds without saying a word then come on /pdg/ to bitch about how nobody ever plays when everyone still plays 2-6 hours a day when they're on.

Can't attest to the kicking though.
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>>150757375
Normal people aren't usually that friendly to weeaboos
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>>150757815
>More like all the newkids who join the chat only to leave in 2 seconds without saying a word then come on /pdg/ to bitch about how nobody ever plays when everyone still plays 2-6 hours a day when they're on.

Was literally there for three days observing the activity while I played with friends. Got banned the second I called myself a filthy colombian spic which I am because "lol, we don't support racism here :^)". You are all soft cunts, grow a fucking spine.

YES, I AM STILL MAD
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>>150744702
What is there even to the game besides from tedium? For real, tell me
>>
what the fuck do i do with my spending money, there's nothing to buy at all
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>>150758618
An actual ban instead of just a kick?
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>>150758618
LUL FAGGOT
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>>150758998
Fill up your Safehouse Vault before OVK deletes it.
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>>150758998
buy all weapons, make the most expensive mask possible then try to fill your safehouse vault and take a screenshot before the devs release the safehouse customization update.
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six 12 salvo shotgun when?
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>>150759797
Only for 4,99 for the incoming Gage futuristic pack heisters. Keep those helmets flying ;)
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>playing with autistic /pdg/shitters
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>>150762221
No one ever plays with you
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>>150762221
>Playing Payday at all.
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>>150762450

You are wrong my friend
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>>150761127
>Gage futuristic pack
We already have the Jimmy safe.

>>150762221
>complaining about autism on a malaysian hieroglyph board
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>>150764430
>skins
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clover is best girl
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>>150764430
fucking dumbass.
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>>150765019
>skins
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>Shitposter can't even switch to the right character.
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>>150764430
You can't even shitpost right, jesus christ.
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>praises Clover
>posts Hoxton instead
What did he mean by this?
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>>150766779
He meant that Clover is so hideous the only people that would pretend to like her are shitposters.
Crimefest goal to remove Clover when.
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>>150766779

my steam screenshot key is page down so it made the character cycle as i took the screenshot

ive never once played fagston on purpose hes total trash for edgy 12 year olds who want to pretend like playing him in the first game makes them somehow better compared to everyone else

every single hoxton player I have ever seen is the most insufferable piece of shit its kinda like dallas pubs are always somehow worse then pubs

>clover
>not the cutest heister
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>>150727101
Shh, don't let the shitters know of our ancient secrets.
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>>150756048
Who are you quoting
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>>150768941
Your mother
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>>150767985
Make a trip please
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>Just need to do Lab Rats death wish for the mask
>Literally no one with a working brain will join
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>>150770379

i'll do labrats with you whats your steam?
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Is the sick black paintjob on the saw still shit because it alerts everyone when you cut something?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-bPO2Gf1ck

Haha 2tru!
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>>150767985
clover has melting face
sydney has manface with buttchin

can video games ever do women right?
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fuck off
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>>150777616

>dodge shitter
>using the sewer in shadowraid ever
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>>150778458
At least it ain't Bonnie
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>>150780472
What do people even use the sewers for? I understand it's a safe way to secure loot if you have pubbies/friends with you, but outside of that, what's the point? Isn't bag zip-line to river tug the best way to go about securing loot? And since your first objective is basically killing camera guy, you enter from the roof anyways?
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>>150781360

Sewer is the "i dont know shit about this heist" trap

The only time you should ever use it is to dump loot in the manhole right outside the docks zip while cleaning out the first floor to avoid stairs

There is literally never a reason to buy thermal paste or use sewers for actual bag moving, the only grate that blocks you can be accessed from the other side anyway
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>>150781840
>>150781360
The only parts of the sewers I use is Outside compound wall -> inside compound wall, and Inside Depot -> Maintenance shed. The former is to secure the artifact and a potential 1/2 bags of cash in the nearby container once i loot the depot, the latter to secure loot from the main floor. Anything from the floor with the camera room is brought to the roof and thrown into the red dumpster that's behind the stairwell on the ground. The guard that may spawn there wont spot the bags that land there in the dumpster
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>>150776936
This Just In: It's not that bad, wiki says it has a 7m sound radius, and sixth sense has a 10m detect radius. Do the math. Saws and Judges are the new stealth meta.
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>>150781360
Sewers are nothing more but the go-to option when pubbying. It's basically "i can't trust my homies to take any good initiatives or stealth for shit but at least i want to believe they're not that retarded when it comes to secure bags to the van and avoid the front gate guard".

Also coming from the sewers can give you a good comfy way to begin the looting with that crowbar in the sewers.
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>>150695659
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Painting Yourself Into A Corner (pink_panther)
- Short Fuse (short_fuse)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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Any advices on how to stealth Election day plan A on DW ? Inspector usually make my life a living hell after a while
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>>150768250
>implying shitters have even realized about half of the wonders of the bloodthirst aced skill

Still waiting on the posts about how people are surprised the piglet and flamethrower are actually viable now.
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Out of all the heisters, who is the most "professional?"
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>>150786740
DallAss
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>>150786740
Houston
he never actually gets upset unless he's fucking dying
dragan comes a close second since he can get very loud shouting at civs
dallas is third because FIRE IN THE ASSHOLE
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>>150786740
sydney
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