Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>150306453
TURKROACHES

>>150306083
>have perfectly functional secular democracy
>lmao let's be like Iran instead!

A truly retarded nation.

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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Fuck you valve.

>Same hero picks and bans in literally every game

GEE I WONDER WHY

>Dota 2 makes ~$18mil per month
>League Of Legends makes ~$100mil per month

?

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WILDCARD WINNERS: ESC AND EHOME
GROUP A WINNERS: OG, NAVI, LGD, WINGS/WILDCARD
GROUP B WINNERS: NEWBEE, MVP, DC, FNATIC

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"My MMR is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fucking hate this game, and the subhuman peruvians fucking up my games.. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to feed violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no game is worth saving. And I will destroy games as many as I can.. It's time for me to feed. And it's time for me to lose."

>>150306579
>all the while worshipping the guy that gave them said secular democracy
how can a whole people be this retarded is beyond my comprehension

>>150306662
>Valve pays out >$20 million in prize pools
>Riot pays out $2 million in prize pools

?

>>150306656
>>>/lolg/

>>150306662
>league has dozens of people working on it
>dota 2 less than 5

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>tfw you feel like you got dejavu but you're not sure if it's actually dejavu or is 4chan being this repetitive
i was born to feel this
and i hate it

>>150306623
Huh.
So I guess that Chinese leak was legit after all. Go figure.

I'm not against this desu.
So many majors and then a super bowl of dota gets pretty overwhelming pretty fast. Less majors leaves more room for fun tournaments like the Summit to foster.

>>150306623
2 majors would be much better than 3.

3 majors + TI is why we don't have things like VG masters anymore. With top level competition seemingly always happening, who even cares about truly minor stuff?

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>OG gets the hardest group again.
>Shitrekt put in a group full of nobodies.
It's honestly disgusting that Valve keeps catering to Arteezy/Envy and Cyborg "Steal the money" Matt.

>>150306623
for what purpose

League is apparantly better, some league player told me. What do we do now?

We need a gulagite to report who fucked who on afterparty in /d2g/

>>150306753
>dejavu
softly rustled

Demon and his team is getting murdered.

I'm glad to hear that they're dropping Shanghai and going with 2 majors + TI. The previous system felt too crowded.

>>150306795
More time between majors, especially if they pull the spring one back a bit (instead of making it the spring/summer major), there's more time between majors and the TI itself too.

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IO IS A BALL OF ENERGY = HIGH ENERGY = OUR GOD AND EMPEROR TRUMP
MAKE DOTA GREAT AGAIN

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>>150306753
>tfw you feel like you got dejavu but youre not sure if its actually dejavu or is my life being repetetive
i was born to feel this
and i hate it

>>150306787
>OG gets in a group with Alliance, EG, Navi, Wings, and TNC

>Secret has Newbee, Liquid, MVP, Fnatic, and VGR

bullshit OG has a harder group

you team reddit fanboys are insufferable. OG has one (1) difficult team in their group and thats LGD

>>150306662
league doesn't make anywhere near the amount of money riot claims and league doesn't have anywhere near the amount of players riot claims.

League is also quickly dying.

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Secret will never lose

>>150306753
sometimes i feel like i make the same post replying to the same posters i did year ago.

the only thing that changes is me getting older.

anyone else not able to see recent matches both in and outside the client?

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>>150307067
You are fucking stupid, The only hard team in Secrets group is Liquid.

Just admit Secret have the piss easy group for the 2nd TI running.

Eg will never win

Tbqh dota euros should just learn Russian

>>150306623
not surprising when they squished the sea major and ti battle pass together desu

>>150307215
>language used only in TERRIBLE countries
No, I don't need it.

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>Want to play Dota
>But queue anxiety is too severe
>Just watch other people play dota instead
p-pls help me dotards.
I haven't played dota in a week now because of my anxieties.

>>150307215
>He isn't already a polyglot
Just kill yourself senpai.

>>150306951
this is also good because less majors = less battlepasses = more time to actually play dota without subhuman quest niggers last picking a 4th/5th core so they can complete their dumb ass quests so they can get ugly as fuck cosmetics that do nothing

>>150307194
>Newbee
>Liquid
>MVP Phoenix
>Fnatic
>VGR

youre fucking stupid

>>150307215
Not really, most russians actually read and speak english well enough, it's just that they like to spam in russian all the time to make people angry.
They are nowhere near as bad as your peruvians

>>150307318
Yes they are the teams in Shitrekts group and Liquid is the only good one.

Your point?

>>150307280
you should just find an mmo to play. if you're yurop i'll come play it with you so we can both quit this shit game.

>>150306975
You are unirocially reddit if you vote for io, same goes for trump so you might be right.

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>tfw you read a lewd transformation fic and blow your load like three times but the story gets really grand and surprisingly epic and you read the whole god damn thing despite the sex peetering off after the halfway mark

>>150307392
>Liquid is the only good one

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Post underrated items. I'll start.

What's so special about Dota that it brings the worst out of people?

>>150307318
>>150307447
>gets baited
>doesn't call out the bait
>keeps replying
is this neo-d2g

>>150307447
Yes that is what I said.

You're not very good at this but you're a shitrekt tard so It's expected.

>>150307349
euw still has romanians, turks, germans, french, swedes, britbongs, georgians, slovenians, bosnians, slovakians on top of russians.

there's probably more i'm not thinking of right now but they're there.

>>150307440
You can't just say that and not tell us what it is

>>150307280
Play Unranked, it literally has nothing to say if you win or lose.

You can keep faggots at bay with one of two methods:

1. The manual mute method. You simply start the game with perfectly normal settings, and if someone makes you uncomfortable or you suspect they are a flamer, mute them with the scoreboard. Works fine if you're not on tilt.

2. The ultramute. 1v9 dota. Go into demo, open up chat, tick "Mute All Chat", unbind your chat key and wheel and voice, mute anyone who spams pings, voice comms or uses /laugh commands or whatever. You CANNOT go to low prio with this method, trust me, more people are gonna report actual flamers than a completely silent player.

Stop caring so much. I wasted like 2000 battle points on wagering stupid games, but I really don't care, I just want the challenges and add wagers on the side.

You have nothing to lose whatsoever, and with method 2 it'll feel like a game vs muted players.

>>150307527
all of which speak english
i have literally never met anyone that refused to speak english apart from russians

>>150307480
e-sports

it's literally attracting subhuman fourth world niggers to play despite being functionally braindead with no interest in improving or working with others in a TEAM GAME.

because they think they can make money doing it....

some day xd

>>150307280
play more
have a beer

>>150307470
raindrop

>>150307480
>Do extremely well all game
>One guy on team fucks up terribly in a non-obvious way
>Get shit stomped in despite personal success

>Fail constantly
>Team is just sort of okay
>Able to blame your own failings on them because they don't carry you

Pretty straight forward. It's either anger and disappointment or self doubt and disappointment.

reminder that memes CAN go too far

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>MGT
>MGT
>MGT
>MGT
>MGT

>>150307480
people play it for long time to get better at it expecting that other people will also be good which will make games fun and challenging.

they dont like too much when someone is feeding intentionally and plays like shit


tldr
jaded bitter people

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Why is the scene so gay

>>150307801
>go solo offlane as tide vs omni ursa
>get my shit dived
>"that's ok i wasn't expecting him to have boots first, but of course he had boots first on lane with omni, my mistake i'll just be really careful"
>he somehow has phase boots at like 2 minutes and wrecks my shit again
>uhh...i'll just be super careful and take the hard camp a lot
>tp behind tower, omni and ursa both just rush the tower as hard as possible, no tps from my team
>feel inexplicable, explosive rage
>want to smash my monitor and keyboard with a hammer and kick my computer out the window
>want to spin a cat around by its tail and throw it into a super fast fan
>want to drop kick an old lady
>realize it's because
>me ooga

>>150308049
Also add the dunning-kruegger effect, mostly in the form of player A unable to accept that he's having a bad day/game and player B unable to accept that sometimes people underperform.

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ayy my nigga

>>150307527
What's your point?
The more borders you share the angrier people should be?

>>150308076
no pretty chicks in the scene for some fucking reason

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>>150308076

>wakes up
>no hansome Capitalist in my bed

why even live familia

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>play ranked as support
>do well
>keep a positive attitude
>win
I like this game

>>150308192

>aussies so desperate that they have to root for a chink

>>150308239
>game that requires intense dedication and above-average intelligence to even play at a beginner's level
>no women involved

what a surprise, it's almost as if they shy away from things that are hard. remember, it's men's fault that there aren't more women engineers!! even though women tend not to do complex things even as hobbies that men do!

>>150308307
picture unrelated i assume

>>150308076
>tfw you'll never bro it up with these dudes and get into the exclusive dota personalities club
I'm sure I can power through this...

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>>150308385
Ppd is always related to any discussion
>a support player
>positive attitude
>natural born winner

test

>>150308519
you forgot
>the most reddit of redditors

>>150308519
lol yeah his picks were amazing at starladder

>>150308414
Just Remember Anon, for only a few hundred Dollars you'll be able to pretend top be their friend for a couple of hours

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>>150308351
>implying people like redeye or v1lat has high mmr

I'd just watch pretty bimbo hosting the event desu

>>150308307

PPD is the ultimate testament that you can go far in DOTA if you're smart as fuck despite having shitty mechanical skills.

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>>150308589
>>150308625
Ready to eat your words in a couple days?

>>150308625
saving for TI dumbass

>>150308627
Yea I'm not pathetic but thanks.

>>150308748
he's reddit now and he'll still be reddit in a couple of days i don't what words i would have to eat

>>150308669
>rather watch a pretty bimbo than redeye

yes because you're a trash child. wiow look a woman!!!!!! amazing fuck off

what do I watch while waiting for TI

>>150308821
past TI games

>>150308669
we have kaci for that you stupid nigger
women are _literally_ badmen

>>150308810
No, I'm just heterosexual anon.

>bland old faggot in a videogame environment who doesn't open his mouth when talking is somehow better than a pretty girl

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EG is so fucked

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NO CHINA MAJOR

CHINKS

BTFO
T
F
O

>>150309053
>implying TI curse isnt real deal

they wouldnt win even if they got free entrance to grand finals right now

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>Peter dumped Slotherina goddess for this

wew lads truly a mastermind

>>150309053
sumail has been playiing nothing but supports for the past 3 weeks

what the fuck are they planning?

how will the God Emperor Trump react when sumail inevitably bombs TI after finishing 14th

Did Valve just forget about autograph runes from the people ACTUALLY PLAYING AT TI?

>>150309127
Doesn't say which Major is removed, Valve will gut SEA major ;^)

>>150307470
I feel like this item was specifically designed for Clockwerk. Not only does the active fit him extremely well, the stats are literally everything he lacks - armor, mana pool, and mana regen. Not even Shiva's gives all of that, and it's way more expensive too. Validate me by telling me I'm right.

>>150309152
JUST

>>150309127

Majors in asia and eu, TI in USA

>>150309152
THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS.

>>150309152
cute CUTE

>>150309371
where's the septum piercing dummy?

@150309549
this one's b8 boyos

>>150309549
shillary wont win

>>150309457
It's probably on delivary atm judging from that painted hair.

>>150309303
More like Timbersaw. Purges off mana leak and amplify damage, two of the most popular counters to timber. Pretty much makes him invulnerable to anything but disables. But then again you could just activate it before going in and they would have to either ignore you or have all their supports stun themselves.

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REALLY HOPE YOU GUYS MADE THE RIGHT DECISION

>>150309549
>pol
>cucks

kek, jamal is calling, he needs another hamburger while he fucks your wife.

>>150309663
There is absolutely no chance she won't.

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>>150309182
Meme answer - some super secret strats
Real answer - he most likely has a smurf
Which supports, by the way?

>>150309731
not buying a goypendium was the best decision i ever made

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>>150309731

of course, i hope the same 22m people vote IO and the remaining 38M from pudge, slark and jugg vote jugg.

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>>150309784
this bald guy became a white father figure to sumail

>>150309784
oracle, ET, AA, sand king

>>150309978
I can believe in mid oracle, it almost worked out. Mid SK is already a thing. Overall, who knows. Maybe Peter has gone insane.

>>150309978
SK isn't a support

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>>150309731
The "not buying buttholepass/goypendium" one? Of course I did.

https://yasp.co/distributions
POST YOU'RE CUNTS AVG MMR
3326 here

>>150306623
thank god

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>>150310216
>INDIA

>>150306753
do you feel like you've just been in this place before?

>>150309731
If Jugg wins Trump wins screenshot this

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Dotards?????

>>150310456
>>150310454
b a s e d

https://twitter.com/Foggeddota/status/760098804033019904

>que ustedes están bien, no vaya a TI mañana

he really should just change his name to fagged, what a fucking faggot lol

>>150310456
i knew it was rigged
>le bottom 10 popularity hero
>making to finals
obviously just to drop his fake supporters and grant his opponent an easy fucking win

>>150310456

where does it show this?

>>150310456
reddit status?

>>150310456
DELETE THIS

>>150310456
DELET THEES

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>>150310456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcJFTYZlLeg

>>150310456
Nice shoop

Why are people so happy about one less major happening?

>>150310860
game is dying
we'll finally be free

>>150310817
hey nate

>>150310860
too many tourneys can be a bad thing

>>150310860
because valve evidently cant manage doing 3
also majors overshadow all the other fucking tournys, oversaturation

>>150306623
I like it.

>>150310860
less battlepasses, gives third party tournaments more light, jew pendium will come in time, gives players a rest and rpactice time without fearing the roster lock.

>>150310456
Valve obviously copped out and rigged the final round, I mean a juggernaut arcana would sell waaay more than a goddamn Io arcana

Save this and repost it when valve announces the """results""" and be amazed when they're the exact same percentages

what makes a person play 5k+ matches, with incredible winrate, but never touch ranked mode?

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>>150310925
im not nate, i just like posting images

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Rate, hate, masturbate. Who else /zero/points here.

>>150311193
because they have no interest in playing compet and would rather 5 stack unranked with their friends all day

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>>150311285
god u mobabbs are pathetic

>>150311193
high intelligence

test

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>one less Major
SLOWLY BUT SURELY THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF THE DOTARD APPROACHES

>>150310860
>Less money-grab items with ugly particle effects
>Gives a breathing chance for the community in order to have some whacky events and tournaments again
>Less work for valve
>They'll be more forced to work on the game itself
>No china major (hopefully)
Everybody wins.

>everyone and their mother shilling for James' kickstarter

Does everyone just feel sorry for him or what?

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>>150311526
Indeed

>>150311615
>See his kickstarter mentioned
>Ignored

>>150311615
>the fat jewish cunt can't comprehend people might actually like james
can't make this shit up

>>150311615
Maybe People just want to Play a decent Arena shooter without any modern trash

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>>150311727
>people might actually like james

>>150311727
Just because I like your mother doesn't mean I'll buy the shit stuff she makes.

>>150311727
ROFLMAO who gives a fuck about that hasbeen who

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>people forgetting that James is our guy literally since TI2

lmao

>>150311869
reflex exists

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>>150311615
Yes it's just pathetic at this point.

The kickstarter video is a 10 minute blog rant about his egocentric view of himself, it really says all.

>>150311890
>>150311952
>>150311961
>JIDF kicking into overdrive
lmao

>>150311869
Nobody wants to play arena shooters.

James Bruno and Tobi are the original our guys fuck off

>>150311193
because ranked mode is total shit
I dont think ive ever seen anyone play ranked and actually end up happy afterward, or have fun while doing it

>>150311978
I said decent Anon.
It was based on a quake mid nobody played
Even the devs have abandoned that

>>150312076
t. anon
do you understand the concept of 'niche'?

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>>150311890
>not liking james

>>150312198
do u understand the concept of "reflex has LITERALLY 30 players" LMAO RETARD

>>150311970
After the Shanghai Majors, and the behavior James has demonstrated with his team's KickStarter, I'm pretty confident in saying James is indeed an ass. Smug, rude, and frankly stupid, he doesn't seem to comprehend that his actions have consequences.

I'm glad he is out of the Dota scene. I will not miss him.

>>150311970
>when your teammate picks kunkka and feeds

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>kickstarted video of the GD game studio
>people actually working

>Yames is the "idea guy" and has an alcohol bottle on his table

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James stopped being our guy the moment he threw a giant tantrum and ran to reddit to shill his new game and beg for sympathy points

>>150312296
t. newfag redditurd

get the fuck out

>>150312457
Reddit loves Yames. I think you're confused

>>150312434
wtf I hate James now

I for one love James and the memes he brings to the dota scene! He sure adds a lot to the scene!

>/d2g/ literally overrun by newfags

I want 2012 /d2g/ back desu

>wanna spec a friend
>coordinator is down
AAAAAAAAAA

>there are `People` in /d2g/ who haven't even played quake
Purge when?

>>150312198
There is no niche for arena shooters. There are a few Quake players (who will shit on anything even slightly different from Quake, see >>150312105), and there's everyone else (who don't give a shit about any arena shooter)

I didn't know it was cancer hour.

>>150312457
>liking James is reddit
>disliking James is reddit

You guys need to get your stories straight.

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it's that time again Doturds...

>there are "People" in /d2g/ who haven't even played Tetris on their TI-86 in class
Blitz when?

>>150312651
>coordinator is up
>still cant spec him
PLEASE GOD

>there are "human beings" in /d2g/ that don't have never used a dragon dildo
AnneeDroid when?

>there are "people" in /d2g/ who don't have 10K comment karma on reddit
Shadowban when?

>>150311285
>Implying Spectre will get picked in 5 games, let alone 1
Anon...

>>150312803
pleb tier desu
block dude is where it's at

>texas instruments
cuck tier calculators

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>>150307613
not the guy you replied to

I can't play dota anymore anyway. I always thing the worst odds are against me. PAs with 100% crit. always get the shittiest flamiest teammates etc.

any way I can achieve inner tranquility and simply not give a shit? I'd like to play dota again, but I havent touched it for exactly those reasons in like half a year.

>there are "People" in /d2g/ who haven't even fapped to Starless human toilet ending
Tobi when?

>>150312643
>>150312662
>>150313004
>>150313010
all this same fag in my /d2g/
I miss the BSJ stream. At least we all had something to laugh at together.

>>150306623
This isn't bad tbqh. 3 majors pretty much overwhelmed dota's tournament scene.

>>150313004
I'm currently drinking water out of my gryphon dildo.

Just thought you'd want to know.

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>>150313259
?

poorfag here

why does this game keep bullying me

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>Come back to /d2g/ for the TI
>It hasn't changed one bit

>>150313409
You realise you can naturally store cum worth of up to 3 days? So after 3, 4 days it goes to waste

>>150313409
Was it yellow and stinky anon? Also what did you fap too? was it during a game of dota2 while listening to some peru screaming?

>>150313409
>not edging for like 4 hours and shooting beastmode ropes

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>>150310367
>MUH RACISM

>>150313339
My apologizes. You folks post in the same format so often it's hard to differentiate you from each other.

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redpill me on Captain CoCo lads


>cant post webm because corrupted file
FUCK

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god tier thread

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>>150313753
fuck you moot

>>150312803
only weirdos and nerds played tetris
super mario bros for true bros and hoes

>>150313753
>first pick him
>enemy team doesn't have the slightest clue where you're playing

>goodGlimpse and guaranteed stun

>good teamfight ult

EG and Alliance are so fucked
GGA in flames

Jugg has a billion hats
Wisp has none
It's pretty obvious who should win

>>150314242
jugg has milion autistic players
io has one
its pretty obvious what is more profitable to win

>>150314242
Jugg because who fuck even plays gay fuking supports you nerd

>>150314242
>should

Fuck off reddit

>>150314242
arcana are for autists anyways.
why would you spend 35 burgers on shiny particle effects?

>TI is not today
?

>>150306623
One major in shanghai and one in Beijing

>>150314749
nice la

commend me pls

>gazillion hours till esports

how live

>battle cups can only be played 9 pm on a saturday (how unreasonable)
>cant buy fantasy cards
>cards are random, have to trade
>only have a few days to trade cards, could have just sold them for levels
>clicking on the bracket predictions crashes my client

lol

>>150314815
sent ;)

come look at pictures with me anons :3

https://www.instagram.com/dota2ti/

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help
i am a memeless person
will shitpost for (You)s

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>>150315021
>ywn be part of this team
JUST
FUCKING
END
ME

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Would you lick her armpits?

>>150315021
HOOLY FUCK QOJQVA

>>150315263
mmmm idk theyre not sweaty enough

>>150315196
here have a penny (You)

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whose ready for her casts?

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>>150315352
cheers pham
every reply counts

>>150315697
what a fucking cow lmao

>>150315697
T I T T I E S

>>150315867
prepare for trouble
and make it double
>>150315867
>inb4 this reseller doesnt accept duplicate (You)'s

>>150315697
reminder that reddit brought this upon us

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>>150315986
TWO (You)s?
man im gonna be back on my memes in no time

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>>150315697
you don't realise how great something is until you lose it all ;_;

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!!!ATTENTION!!!

LATEST ANIME NEWS :

SENTO WON THE KANYEBOWL

!!!ATTENTION!!!

>>150315697
Would smash, splatter her face with my cum and just walk out

>>150316106
maelk always was shit on panels

>>150316167
i was obviously not referencing milk

i would still have him over any of the current panelists though

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i unironically like singsing stream haha

>>150316167
wheres this webm where someone shows "hello red dit" behind maelk on fall major

ill buy 2 arcana jugs if he wins desu

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REMINDER THIS IS THE LAST TI AT KEY ARENA

EVERY 3 TI VALVE SWITCH VENUE

EVERY ODD TI IS A NON CHINK WINNER

EVER EVEN TI GOES TO CHYNA #1

PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELVES

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>>150315697

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>>150316332

>>150316441
holy shit the resemblance is unreal

>>150316508
thank you based ladimir

its me holding the sign

>I will be gone all week camping

Am I going to miss anything important anons?

>>150316673
i remember watching this live

>>150316697
>going outside
?

>>150316697
Nope.

>>150316697
everything

>>150315697
Yuck.
Any intel on what games she'll be casting?
Hope she got designated to seamonkey shit only otherwise I'll be very upset.

Pssh... nothing personnel kid..

>tfw forced 50 kicks in
HELP

>>150316673
pleasure
just promess me you'll never wear such bad clothes as he did

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>>150316927
>she'll cast SEA games
Don't jinx it retard
>yfw she cast OG v Liquid

>>150316673
Prove it

>>150316868
yeah going camping is literally living outside.

What do I do if there is an Ursa?

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>>150316136
nice

>>150317224
just kite him you dumb nigger

>>150317224
Just kite him

>>150317224
>not warding the camp youre stacked in
>not drafting sniper

>>150314242
jugg is just a primitive retard that hits thing somewhat hard with his sword (probs not even sharpened to sub-atomic width lm0a)
io is literally a manifestation of cosmic force that plays by the dota rules because it's bored (doesn't even scratch the true meaning, but it's the closest word in our vocabulary that fits)
it's pretty obvious who should win

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>>150317224
Gotcha senpai.

Just do this and you should be A-okay.

So can we all agree that the Synderstack and the SEAmonkeys are our guys for the wild cards, right?

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>All the laptops at TI have tape over the apple cameras

THEY ARE WATCHING

>>150317224
__ _____
____ __ ___

>>150317565
What did he mean by this?

>>150317327
>>150317305
I can't kite him if I'm stacked in the jungle.

>play cs:go
>no peruvians

really makes you think huh

>>150315238

>mfw one of my boy has his hand on my nuts during a photoshoot but I gotta play it cool cuz they're holding my body up as a prop
>love playing prank on my bro

>>150317860
tons of brazilians tho

>>150317224
Ward his jungle retard

>>150317860
>play cs:go
>cheat
>win major

>>150317224
ward rosh and you'll be fine

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>>150317429
explain this shit Dotards

>>150318112
is that vince vaughn in the background?

>Have a support Pudge and BH
>They proceed to roam for 10 minutes and get 0 kills
>They don't help our carry, and their offlane is doing better than our safe laner
>Point this out to them
>Report anon

????

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>>150315697
wow that's a terrible looking outfit. they shouldn't have let her dress herself

i'm being totally honest and not mean. compare with something like this for her some body type that is the same level of casual she already chose.

i'm a guy

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hey!

>>150318641
they're going to get BTFO so hard in group A
I can't wait

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>>150318641
hey...

>>150318641
m a n l e t
a a
n n
l l
e e
t t

>>150315697
>8/10

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>>150318713
poor zaichan...

How do you deal with a BKB'd Enigma who has aghs and just fucks you up every single teamfight as Slark, who is also guarded by 2 heroes at all times ensuring that if you EVER use ult, you're dead meat?

Offlane alch

Can it work?

>>150318480
>be the best player bar none on the team
>literally the only reason the game went past 25m
>express frustration because they're just doing dumb shit constantly despite my actually huge plays
>reported
>racist
>get a 48 hour mute and 5 low prio games

yep working as intended!

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>>150318641
how do you go from that....


...to this?

So is there anywhere you can see a schedule for TI?

>>150319024
here's what you do

you ALWAYS ensure your team has drafted a BKB piercing disable

that's it

that's as simple as it gets.

you could literally pick bane or beastmaster in every single draft and your team would never suffer for it.

>>150319183
http://www.dota2.com/international/replays/1/0/

>>150319107
You dye your hair

>>150319024
And Why did you let him get so farmed?
Also make sure it's your team who is getting black holed not you

>>150319024
>as slark
you get fucked faggot fotm picker

>>150319426
>fotm

is it flavour of the millenium now? cause slark picking hasn't stopped.

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>"Valve added a bunch of files that totally seem to be modifying the end game screen on the Dashboard itself."

O H
H

S H I T
H
I
T

>>150319502
flavour of the month
every
single
month

>>150319426
I'll never get why people say slark is flavour of the month. I remember when I first got into the game back in 2012 and being told EXPLICITLY to pick TA and Slark because they were easy to win with.

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Immortal 3 limited edition bundle when?

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Can our guy Fenrir carry EG back to relevancy?

>>150319107

JOSUKE!

>>150319426
>Slark, Slippery Dotamon
>50% winrate, 48% winrate in 5k+
>Often considered overpowered due to it's pickoff nature, Slarks are hated by the majority of the Dota 2 playerbase due to its ability to pick off supports without repercussion
>Some even consider the Dotamon overpowered, but he can easily be countered by durability, ghosts, euls and high enough damage to actually finish him off before he escapes

>>150319559
They also added strings that support hero damage and tower damage done recently
It's no secret that the UI update is coming after TI at this point.

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>Illusion rune changed for Clone rune.
>Clone rune creates a single illusion clone of your hero that can use skills and items. Illusion clone vanishes after 30 seconds or when killed. Receives 150% damage and deals 75% damage.

any feedback before I push this to the beta testing group?

>tfw TI starts and I won't have time to fap anymore
I need to get it all out today boys, give me your best search tags

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>>150319559
FREE?
NEW?
HUD?

F R E E E E E E E
R
E
E
E
E

>>150319756
found the slark picker

>>150319624
Slark only became good when Shadow Dance was changed from granting invisibility to just flat-out no vision possible for Slark

>>150319502
>>150319598
Old Bloodseeker took care of him and kept him in his place. I'm talking about the version where Bloodrage was a BKB-Piercing silence.

>>150319859
>t. shitter who can't deal with slark

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>>150319559
>>150319769
Lots of things going behind the scenes.

>>150319903
found the slark picker

>>150319990
>t. shitter who can't deal with slark

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>Heroes dont get new lines and voice work except for VERY SPESHUL REWARDS that the goyim vote and pay for
>Because the voicing was done years ago and the voice actors need to be tracked down and brought back in the studio and it isnt as easy as just pressing a button
>Results in lines being re-used/never used

>Even when we do get new voice work its shit and doesnt sound like the hero (Remember when axe got new lines?)

>Overwatch seemingly gets new voicework every single patch despite the characters also having been voiced years ago

Classic valve

>>150317110
mastah was with me he can prove. i lost all my dota pic with format

>>150319714
lmao no

they need either a MUCH better drafter/captain or an amazing, flexible mid player

>>150320027
foufnd the skarkk pickrejt

>>150319783
kill yourself
betatest this

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>>150319559
I want end screen informative as dota 1 end screen

>>150319990
I don't think slark is fun to play and I haven't lost to one in quite a while.

>>150319783
reduce stun/slow durations too

>>150320137
Hey Mike! Any chances of you going to TI?

>>150320137
>t shitar woo cant del withc clslarkk

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>>150320264
>>150320264
dnt evre replyt ome agnie

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pls respond

>reddit killed one major for next season

THANKS REDDIT

now my life got +25% worthless

>>150320409
fukcing kil yoursle you dmupsb ass slhitborga

>>150320052
Who? Who the fuck are you anyway?

>hungover as fuck
>pick juggernaut mid
>puke midmatch
>win 25 mmr points

life is good

>>150320506
doesnt matter who we are
what matters is our plan

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>>150320596
Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask

>>150320682
If i pulled that off would you feed?

>wake up
>it's 2016
>the very best and most popular online videogames require you to TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE

fuck

>discover the cock hero minigame
>fap twice in 12 hours
>now penis hurts
>also spent many hours tidying my room to be as comfy as possible

how are you preparing for TI?

>>150320826
>>discover the cock hero minigame
what