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> Tomb Kings still not announced

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Ahhh /twg/… the eternal general

>>150179785
I mean, they are skellingtons, right?

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>>150180191
This rattles my bones

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>unf

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>>150180126

>>150180386
yes they do

>>150180224
...I've seen the end of catalogs, and hours from now men will post...

>>150180224
What's his deal anyway?

>>150180386
Yes

>>150180478

Servant of Tzeentch sent to undermine Archaon.

>>150180224
Advisor is pretty chill, he seems really jaded

>>150180448
"Here began the fall of TW"

*THROATSINGS*

>>150180448

I'm going back to /gsg/

>>150180448

When are they announcing Tomb Kings?

>>150180514
I always knew Tzeentch was the best chaos.

>>150180376
Tall people are naturally more successful.

>>150180757

Karl Franz isn't that tall though

>>150180815
Can you prove it?

>>150180757
Here comes another grudge.

>Probably have to wait another 2 month for next dlc

>>150180850

yes

>>150180896
Where's your proofs?

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>>150180864
here comes another dunk over your stuntie ass

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>>150180757

>>150180934

Suck my dick

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>>150180992
FUCK OFF GROBI SCUM REEEE

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>>150180864

.

>>150181083
W-would you like that?

>>150181190
Damn son, how tall is that guy

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>>150180864

It's okay m8, your condition can be cured

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Total war is such a shit series. How can you guys justify paying for this garbage. Maybe if they fixed unit collision and made charges more realistic like pic related I'd give CA some money but not until then.

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>>150181561
>>>

>>150180376
He's not 10ft tall though, he's only a head or so above the other guys.

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>>150181561
kek

>>150181646

That would be fine if it maintained correct proportions, but everything is just scaled up he looks like h has gigantism

>>150181561
go away Reynold Sanity.

>>150181706
Not really, he's just a normal guy that's slightly taller, if he was the same size as everyone else it wouldn't put across the whole "emperor" vibe.

Most Imperials are probably manlets anyway, he's just normal.

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ONE WALL

>>150181786
>if he was the same size as everyone else it wouldn't put across the whole "emperor" vibe

Then they should have made him taller instead of just retardedly scaling up the model.

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>>150181786

Nah mate, it looks ridiculous.

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>>150181561

So thats how the sudden moutain of corpses appeared in the battle of the bastards

>>150181869
You want him to look like a lankey fuck?

>>150181904
Looks fine desu, to each their own.

TW capable of 100000+ men onscreen when

>>150181943
>You want him to look like a lankey fuck?

I would like him to look like a human

>>150181861
>Implying huge siege battles every happen in rome 2 and Attila.

ATTACK CONSTATINOPLE YOU HUNNIC FUCKS, GOD DAMMIT

>>150182000
He does look human.

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Fucking faggot Estalia always trying to fuck me without lubircant while I'm beastmen with their shitty 500 doom stacks and enough heroes to drown Hercules to death
How in the living shit do I deal with this
>inb4 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammer_and_anvil
Nigga the AI isnt as braindead as my friend, I need cereal help

>>150182073

Have you ever seen a human before?

>>150182128
Yes, surprisingly I am one.

Being slightly taller doesn't suddenly make someone completely inhuman.

>>150182128

Well of course. We're all man-things here.

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What are the chances of Amazons showing up as a playable race?

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>>150181861
Rate my plan of attack guis.

>>150182184

0%. The fishmen are more likely to show up.

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>>150182175
r-right y-yeah all manthings

>>150182184

0% outside of a mod.

>>150182184
>playable

no, but maybe as a minor faction in Lustria. Don't expect more than 2 faces and 3 body models tho

>>150182165
>slightly taller

His head is bigger then the torso of the rest of those models.

>>150182000
Hes bigger because hes stronger

Strong manlets dont exist
Stunties included

>>150182225
Seems like a good plan. Putting units upon the walls is a death sentence for the defenders in those games.

>>150182337

I'd be legit surprised if they extend the map that far south. We'll likely just get Naggarond.

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>>150182373

>>150182364
No it isn't.

>>150181861
But Anon, 1wall2gates is an IMPROVEMENT. Noone liked siege battles anyway. :^)

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>>150181561
>battle of the bastards.webm

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>>150182667
You know he's wearing a massive fuck-off helmet right?

>>150182667
>spot the person who actually gets meat as part of their diet

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>>150182787
>undisclosed body type
>all selfies only show her face
>loves to hike and run
I'm getting mixed signals.

>>150182460
Honestly though, why do burgers still use imperial? It's a fucking awful measurement system.

>>150182951

Their fat clogged brains can't handle metric

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>>150182787
What the hell is a "cosmetologist"?

>>150182951
"isolation"

>>150183009
Luckily, NASA uses metric.

>>150183096
>the study and application of beauty treatment

>>150183096

Nails, hair, makeup, etc

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>>150183009
But metric is easier and makes more sense.

>>150183275
BUT WE USE A HARDER WAY TO GET THE SAME RESULTS SO THAT MEANS WE'RE SMARTER!

>>150181861
>>150182225
>all that land
I wonder what was it like for a civilian to be stuck on a siege on the least possible place for a fight.

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>>150183180
>>150183206
KHAZRAK HELP BORIS.
KHAZRAK MAKE BORIS LOOK BETTER.
KHAZRAK COSMETOLOGIST.

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>>150180992
>old version

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>>150183924
I fucking drew that shit, so glad someone saved it

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>>150183985
Shut your mouth its my OC I just did that myself.

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Started up beastmen on hard and had an interesting long campaign. I basically killed all the Orcs, then Dwarfs, and by the time that was done nearly every major human faction was killed by Vampires or Chaos - except Bretonnia who I had to clear out.

Near the end I was getting bored of killing things but still curious how how shit would play out with Chaos since they were friendly to me the whole game. I got about 60k favor in the bank and spammed the end turn button to see what happened/

Well about 100 turns later, after the WoC cleared out every other vampire shit, every orc shit, killed the Skaeling, and the Varg were down to two settlements they declared war on me. Not bragging or anything because of course this shit was only on hard but the fights across the ravaged northern wastes against the WoC juggernauts, fighting for supremacy at the twilight of the apocalypse, was damn cool.

Eventually Archy was killed and sacrificed to the Dark Gods, along with some random fuccboys called the Warherd of Chaos who did not appear until a bit after the WoC-Beastman war started and who would not show up on the diplomacy UI even after I spotted them on the map.

Now the world is ruled by the beastie boys who make their living migrating between Orc and Varg villages, raiding them. The cycle of life.

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>>150183985
>4chan still doesnt allow sound on /vg/
>cant post my Nasheed Doomdiver webm

>MALAGOR.. ERRP DAR OMMEM!
>Gaahhh.....

Why does he keep sighing after saying his name? Is it embarrassing for him?

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In terms of DLC Beastmen seem relatively labour-light compared to skaven and some of the other DLC races so will CA omit special campaigns or put half the rosters behind paywalls in later DLCs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3miq277PTvg

>>150184628
Fuck off, Arch, no one likes you.

>>150184628
>giving Arch views
kys

Report and ignore the shill, don't give him (You)s or visualizations.

something interesting i've noticed is that this general, even months after release, is still 90% warhammer. compare to /gsg/ after hoi4 was released which after only a few weeks settled back into its usual victoria 2 dominated posting. so does this mean warhammer is just the best total war game or that total war was taken over by new warhammer-only players?

>>150184628

I imagine the races that come with the major expansions won't get mini-campaigns, while the DLC ones will. Not sure about the free ones, probably not.

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>>150184628

I like how people say that the Beastmen DLC is split $8 race and $12 for the campaign, based on the fact that Chaos is race only for $8.

The beastmen race took WAY more effort to make than Chaos lol. Clearly people who say this know absolutely nothing about animating, game design or game development

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>>150180126
How are bestigors, chosen, saurus and stormvermin compared to each other lore wise and in TT? Is it chosen>saurus>bestiors>stormvermin?

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>>150184867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TehjKoZDhwg

Chaos dwarfs, Skaven, even wood elves need all original units yet are intended as DLC for this game. There's no way they can make them as complete races with unique mechanics if the beastmen, which were just a greenskin horde with 8 new units, are the benchmark for the effort we can expect CA to put into a DLC. Also its a shame they didn't add any empire units, would have liked some original dwarf units in a skaven karak eight peaks DLC or something.

>>150185094
FUCK OFF ARCH

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>>150184062
you wish cuck boy

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LOL

>>150185205

I had that happen on my dwarf campaign too.

A+++ 10/10 quality CA

>>150185075
Lore-wise Chosen would absolutely beat any of the other three, Saurus pretty much equal bestigors and Stormvermin come last. In TT in terms of if you'd ever use any of them, only saurus and stormvermin are worth it. Stats wise Chosen come top, then saurus, then bestigors and last stormvermin.

>>150184628
>>150185094
friendly reminder to report people shilling e-celebs

>>150185075
In tabletop the main rule was
>Great weapons > Halberds > Everything else
because strength (and the armour save modifier that came with it) was king.

So on that basis, chosen (great weapons) and bestigors are at the top; then stormvermin, chosen (halberds) and temple guard; then chosen (hand weapons) and basic saurus warriors.

>>150185353
Actually thats not really the case. Saurus are much better overall because they get a parry save and extra attacks for every six they roll with an already good strength. As for stormvermin, you can field 50 of them for as much as 25 chosen or 40 bestigors and they'd win everytime.

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G O B L I N S

>make a promise to myself to fight every battle in my new VH Empire campagin
>chaos comes and Norscan's start to trickle in
>every army is nothing but marauder horsemen

Dropped that promise like a bag of puppies.

What CA should have done with the eye for an eye minicampaign is wait a bit and make Boris/Middenheim a playable faction, so that they could actually sell them separately
They probably don't make much from the minicampaign in that case since most people don't care about them, but a lot more people would have bought beastmen as a standalone race

Why do you guys not like siege battles in Warhammer?

I feel like there could be more map variety, but that's really my only complaint.

>>150186049
I like them, actually. Just wish pathing wasn't full retard.

>>150186049
I've never liked siege battles in any total war. Mainly because you never, ever get to defend.

>>150186049

Mostly just because the lack of variation. It's all just helms deep over and over and over.

Previous TW games would let you try to get on the other side of the city/fort and split the army or try to sneak in... you had the entire fort to play with.

Now you get 1, MAYBE two walls if you get that corner map.

>>150185062
>t. somebody who knows shit about game development

also, check the Chaos roster again, and tell me how there was less effort involved in it

I AM THE GREATEST SORCERER

>>150186049

I don't mind them. I kind of wish they said to hell with balance and had each faction have it's own wall type.

>>150185353

>Chosen with great weapons

why would you waste such a good initiative score, you're much better off giving them halberds. they'd tear through every other faction's elite infantry with the exception of some elf shit because they wouldn't get the first swing

Chosen in general weren't really taken because the only thing they offered over the basic chaos warriors was the extra WS and the ability to take halberds. not really worth the points increase.

>>150186248

> shit about game development
> 10 year vet programmer at an AAA studio

nah bruh.

Chaos is relatively easy because the models are all just regular humans. There's significantly more animation work going into beastmen than another bipedal standard leg humanoid skeleton.

You might want to learn a bit about animation and rigging, chump

>>150185605
They really wouldn't. And points cost didn't matter much, everyone made the 40-strong horde of heavy armour/great weapon dudes the first thing on their list so they always had enough points "spare" to make that unit.

>>150186385
>at an AAA studio
Which? Not that anon, just curious.

>>150186385
>Implying you know shit

I'm a lead programmer at Blizzard with 30 years of experience. You don't know shit, kid, so don't even try to act like you didn't just get owned.

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>>150185165
Wanna fight me irl? pic is me.

>>150186049
More map variety would be nice, and a bigger area inside cities to fight in since they look great, but the AI didn't really make that good use of all the space that was in sieges in previous games.
>>150182225 has it right, the AI isn't really going to retreat and use all that space it has. Something the next historical total war game could work on is more layered city defenses.

>>150186309

I AM THE FUCKING STRONG

>>150186494

EA

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>>150186738

>>150185353
Halberds weren't even a thing back when I played tabletop, there were just 1h weap, 2h weap and spears if I remember correctly.

What do they do?

>>150186385
>all just humans
Manticore, Chaos dragon, Gorebeast, Chaos spawn and Dragon Ogres also, all Chaos "humans" do use a different skeleton than normal humans

Compared with, generic gor model, minotaurs and that's it...

>>150186918
Halberds have been in the game for well over 15 years anon, they give +1 S, depending on edition you also could carry a shield to get a save when not in melee IIRC

>>150185062
Because that was pretty much Attila's pricing model.

>>150186932

Don't Ungors, Gors and Bestigors all have different models?

>>150185929
Use the better recruitment mod. I did, and now their armies are actually a challenge because they spend their money more on armored trolls than horsies. Plus they get a couple elite units with the mod I'm using.

>>150187040
Yes.

>>150187040

Yea people in this general have this notion of "reskin", thinking that you can basically take an existing model and drop new skin on top and have a whole new army. This makes them drastically undervalue the time required to make these assets and thus, the bitching about pricing

>>150187040
Models yes, but they all share animations and skeletons

>>150187146
>thinking that you can basically take an existing model and drop new skin on top and have a whole new army
This is basically every other dlc from the previous TWs.

>>150187172
They dont.

>>150187172
>Ungors can be armed with bows, spears, spears and shields, axes and shields
>Gors can be armed with two axes, axes and shields
>Bestigors are armed with two-handed axes
There is precisely one overlap there (axes and shields). How are they all sharing animations again?

>>150187208

That's because the difference between european factions are basically a new 3d mesh and some stats changes with a unique feature here and there. It takes nothing to make.

Then you look at Chaos and Beastmen which require entirely new models, skeletons, animations which means modelling, rigging, hand animating especially on the non humanoids that they cant do any kind of mocap... a TON more work goes into TWW DLC than previous total war games.

Then you add into the fact that GW is taking a huge license cut because they are jews and CA is having minimal margins

>>150187348
>GW is taking a huge license cut
I love this meme.

Do tired units recover fatigue during a battle if they slow down/do nothing?

Like if I have some tired guys and just put them in a line and standing still, will they eventually recover fatigue or does it only replenish after battle

Is there any point in continuing the battle after you've won just to chase down those extra kills?

>>150187495
They will recover during battle

>>150187536

Yes. Each kill = more exp. If you dont chase them, they can escape and then they are back on the campaign map not dead. You only kill who you kill, so if you dont kill them they dont die

>>150187536

It's good to finish off lords/heroes/elite units before ending the battle imo.

>>150187035
if they just give +1S than they're just great weapons

>>150187495
yes, but it takes so long you might as well push on

>>150187536
yes, makes it much easier to finally wipe out a enemy stack, and, if playing as the Cunts, gives you time to regroup wounded units and heal them back to full HP

let the Lord escape if possible tho, you don't want a full health lord (or god forbid it, a legendary lord) to come back

>>150187650
Great weapons give +2 and make you attack always last, unless there's a difference in newer rules/translation took some license. I never played with english rules. Anyway halberds were the middle ground between heavier weapons and basic 1 handed.

>playing as Empire, fighting a battle against secessionists on that big map with all the trees
>zoom into men whilst I'm waiting for the enemy to approach
>distinctly hear beastmen noises through the trees
spooky

>>150181423
That looks so fucking painful.

God, surgery is just carpentry with bones.

>>150188140

It would be if you weren't unconscious during the procedure...

>>150181423
Why would anyone do this

>>150188140

No pain compares to the life of a manlet

>>150181423
Surely that procedure will leave you looking like some disproportion ostrich-man? Tall people are tall all over, they've got longer everything, not just longer legs.

>>150188220
You'll wake up eventually, and I can guarantee you it will be fucking torture when you do. Painkillers can only do so much.

>>150188140
it's for big guys

>>150188220
It would hurt like fuck when you wake up. Trust me I have had less serious surgery on my leg than that and it hurt for days afterwards.

>>150188292

> Painkillers can only do so much

I guess you've never actually had major surgery? The opiates you get are fucking heaven.

>>150188283
An inch or two in the legs isn't out of the ordinary at all. I knew a guy who was like 1/3rd torso and 2/3rds legs and he looked perfectly normal until he took his shirt off, and he was still totally fuckable.

>>150188279
This is the best meme

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>>150188278

>>150188292
>Painkillers can only do so much.

Clearly you've never had morphine.

>>150188334
I've had two major surgeries, and unless they're going to let you bum around in hospital for weeks sooner or later they'll send you home and cut off the good drugs.

It is fun while it lasts though.

>>150188478

You must be around shit doctors.

Good doctors set you up with tons of Vicodin and bam, no pain for months

>>150188529
I'm Australian, so that might explain it.

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>>150188390

Hi Prince of Macedon

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Post obscure /twg/ memes that only oldfags will understand

>>150188602
Isn't that a jew though
And nice projection, but I see plenty of short guys with good looking girlfriends, if that's what you are getting at

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What are the good traits to pick up for Khazrak? I assume movement into something else, and then eventually lightning strikes and horde growth?

>>150188686
He is turk/greek

>>150188695

Lightning strike sucks for Beastmen.

There's never a time that your 4 stack can't just demolish the enemy, regardless of their reinforcements.

You do have 4 stacks, right?

2 Herds + 2 Brayherds.

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>>150188686
that is turkish roach king emperor

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>>150188632

>>150187605
I thought some of a routed unit are lost when they flee a battle/are fleeing at the end of the battle. Is that the case in warhammer? It was in attila, for example some of the horsefucker factions had a trait that they didn't suffer this on cavalry units that ran.

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>>150188686
>I see plenty of short guys with good looking girlfriends, if that's what you are getting at

Oh fuck! we got a live one here!

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>>150188408
>tfw when manlet that likes really tall girls
it is a mixed feel.

>>150188953
>tfw peasant

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>mfw I don't even make the chart

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>>150188686
>I see plenty of short guys with good looking girlfriends

>>150188378
>I knew a guy who was like 1/3rd torso and 2/3rds legs

Australian detected

>>150182787
>4th screen shot from the left
look at that fat face.

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>>150188801
I see, I guess i'm use to it at a universal thing.

Well, should I make him a melee beast? Focus on horde growth instead? I have a gorebull for melee carnage half the time, so it seems I don't need both Khazzy and the bull.

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>>>/fit/
How about you post undeads instead

>>150189242

Khazrak isnt as useful in melee as just a gorebull.

Best to use Khazrak to bolster the growth, reduce upkeep and siege holdout

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>>150188686
>I see plenty of short guys with good looking girlfriends

oh wow

>>150189242

Give him his chariot and he can wreck shit even without combat upgrades.

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>>150188686

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>>150189303
That's what I figured, thanks.

>>150189306
Not him, but I don't see how that is so unlikely. Even if someone is short he can still be good looking.

>>150189303
I use the beastlords of the ungor stacks that follow my shitkicker (minotaur, cygor and bestigor) stacks around to have the siege holdout skills. If I want to attack that turn the main stack hits it and kicks in the gates, if not the ungor stack beseiges. Saves a couple of skill points.

>>150188953
>Imperial units

Can someone make this chart in a not-mongoloid system?

>>150189303
gorebull has a load of really nice army-wide buffs though, it's strange because he's really powerful but he's designed as a support hero. you should definitely focus on the buffs first at least. he's also pretty good at assassinations and damaging armies/garrisons. khazrak with chariot gets more kills most of the time than my gorebull.

>>150189789
But then it loses its point.

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>>150189584
>Even if someone is short he can still be good looking.
>Implying facial aesthetics will save you

>enemy attacks my city, don't have walls
>hide my small garrison in forests across the map
>don't find them within an hour
>give up instead of marching onto the undefended city

>>150189818

Gorebull assassinations come no where near the Bray Shaman in terms of ability. The bray shaman gets a skill for bonus to success, so you can get upwards of 60-70% asssination success.

>Sarthorael attacks me and my Averlander ally
>"sweet, an interesting battle for once"
>Averander army appears behind Sarthorael's army
>they walk

Boy, another auto-resolved battle!

Thanks CA

>>150189584
You're taking the memes at face value, a lot of tall people are insecure about their height because it naturally makes them stand out, and obviously not everyone is able to handle it. Especially true for girls. So they shitpost about an easier target to divert normie attention and feel better because they're on the same side.

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>>150182448
>warhammer
>without lizardmen

nah, plus there's that leak in the files

>>150182921
>all selfies only show her face
Half of them are showing her body though.

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>>150188686
>I see plenty of short guys with good looking girlfriends, if that's what you are getting at

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How does the ship sail the river with such low bridges?

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>Release a fanatasy game
>No elf faction on release
>First faction is some furry shit no one wanted

Jesus Christ CA.

>>150182921
>loves to hike and run

All fat chicks claim to be fitness fanatics.

They just have roles of fat due to genetics obviously! No matter how little they eat whilst running half marathons every wednesday, their love handles remain!

>>150190139
It doesnt. It unloads, then boats carry the goods deeper in.

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>>150189584
>Even if someone is short he can still be good looking

>>150190160
>wanting elfes

Why would you want some arrogant sissies that hide in the woods?

>>150190073
What leak?

>>150190139
A lot of littoral trade ships had removable masts. It certainly wasn't quick or easy, but necessary.

>>150190316
>being new

>>150190316
Its fake anyway

>>150189984
T.Manlet
You are right about taking a meme seriously tho.

>>150190316
the one I posted alongside my post
>>150190448
no it's not, it's in the startpos file

>>150190139

they would just throw the mast up into the air as they got close to the bridge, so they would go under the bridge and catch the mast on the other side

like a skateboarder

>>150190448
So far it's been proven accurate.

>>150190396
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU

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What's wrong with this thread?

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>>150189984

>>150190294
Not him but High Elves are pretty much the main good guys of Warhammer so not having them in is weird.

>its a manlet bullying episode

Always makes me laugh

>>150190559
Someone post the chaos dwarf edit.

Why aren't Gyrocopters/bombers good? They should feel stronger, you're BOMBING people for fuck's sake

>>150190641
> good guys

They are self righteous assholes who only give a fuck about themselves.

>>150190684

they are good. have you tried not using them wrong?

>>150190473
>>150190568
You can drop the act guys, we're on the internet here

>>150190731
They literally keep the world from being swallowed by the gods of Chaos.

>>150190641

The only true good guys in WF are Lizardmen and Tomb Kings, everyone else is neutral at best.

>>150190798

Because they don't wanna die, they wouldn't hesitate to throw any of the other races off a bridge if they thought it was necessary.

>>150190684
Have you even payed attention how much health damage they do to the unit they drop bombs on?
You realise if they dont kill any models - it doesnt mean they are "useless" right?
Bombers are used to soften up the enemies, then your ground units can mop them up.

>>150190641
>t. Teclis Barbossa

>>150183009
>be british
>use french system

Lol

>>150190765

In all seriousness though Height is just one of those traits that is universally attractive to all women, and no women want to date a man shorter than her.

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

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Hashut want more slaves!!!

>>150190798
That's mostly the lizardmen though. At least on the magical side of things.

The Elves just float about the world going "WE'RE HELPING" while mankind is taking the brunt of Chaos.

Not saying they don't do anything but they don't help as much as they think they are.

>>150190641
>the main good guys of Warhammer

t. Teclis

>>150191178

tfw you will never get to crawl on your knees to your lord malagor and slurp his slimy goat dick

>>150191045
That's one of the reasons making tall people overly worried about their height, it makes finding a partner more difficult. Not to mention that as always extreme cases tend to get completely avoided.

>>150191183
Why do non-chaos dawi mention Hashut? Or am I hearing things?

>>150188695
Why should you edit her beautiful yandere moth eyes with regular anime eyes?

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>>150191584
>Edit

It's official art frienderino.

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Now what the fuck do i do here?

Vampire counts are coming at me with a 20/20 army, it has 2x20/20 armies somewhere in the fog of war.

Averland is coming at me with a 20/20 army as well.

And down below, Karak Hirn is coming at me with a 20/20 army.

All i can afford is a single 20/20 army without going into bankruptcy.

What the fuck do i do now? I have no military allies because they're all stubborn pieces of shit.

Empire campaign fucking sucks

>>150191290

is only your imagination

>>150191731
But I keep hearing them scream "Hashut! Hashut!"

>>150191684
Win.

>>150191684
You restart your campaign and play the fucking diplomacy paying attention to who likes/hates who next time.

>>150191184

>Slann still believing any of them have as much magical talent as Teclis

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>>150191684
And would you look at that.

I missed that there's a 19/20 coming towards Gorssel as well.

I'm in a position where i'm fuck no matter what i do now.

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>>150188632

>>150191684
How the fuck did you piss off the dwarfs?

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>>150188632

>>150191873
Should i just spend all my money on gifts? It's like i'm fucked from the start because Aversion.

>>150186049
I like them i just had you very rarely get to play defender because the AI would rather drown you in 2-3 full stack armies than try a more fair fight.

More map variation would be good. Having at least the important cities being bigger or with unique elements. kind of like how that one city has a giant cannon to defend it, stuff like that.


I'd also prefer if ladders were a equipment option rather than things that pop out of thin air when you get close to the walls. But that's not really important and overall been enjoying what I've experienced.

Is Shogun 2 TROM3 supposed to be not showing up in the mod manager?

>>150191684
Go west

>>150191950
Great Power -20 was enough for them to attack me.

>>150191184

>mostly the Lizardmen

The Vortex was designed and executed by Caledor. The Slann helped when he asked them to, but by no means did they 'mostly' take care of the magical side of things.

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>>150188632

>>150192030
Not what I meant.
Take your time and explore the diplomacy map and find out how your neighbors relate to eachother. If they all hate VCs - then that's one of your primary targets. Even deploying an agent in their territory will net you +reputation with factions that hate them.
Same course of action against everyone else around you. Find the faction, attacking wich would piss off the least number of your neighbors and only then attack it. Only gift gold if you're feeling comfortable with your armies and economy.

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ARE YOU READY? to pay for more dlc

2017 gunna be good though
>Expansion 1
>Womb Kinks
>Scrapple rats
>who cares after this point

>>150191684
You are building walls right?

Vampires should be little trouble because their early units suck hard

Sacrifice your territories in Talabecland and Wissenland (try to keep Nuln tho) you should be able to handle Averland

Try to sue for peace with Karak Hirn asap, fighting dwarfs is annoying as fuck

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>>150188632

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>>150188632
The Week of Thousand Maps was fun but nobody ever seems to remember it.

Granted it was before Rome II was released.

>>150192376
>Zacharias
>Not Isbella
s m h t b h CA
s m h

>>150192376
>Wood Elf campaign pack
>2 factions and a hero
Too generous.

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>>150192345
Well i did. Nobody would grant me military access though so i couldnt attack their enemies. Gave a bunch of gifts as well.

I didnt bring agents into their enemies territories though, i'll try that this new campaing.

Also, why the fuck do i start with Trespassing -16 against marienburg in a fresh game?

>>150192514
>no Thera for newer games

Attila has enough assets put into it that we might be able to pull it off

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>ywn fight four Greater Daemons by yourself while the fate of the world hangs in the balance

>>150192376
I want to believe in this, I really, really do.

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>>150192453
>hating on based 18th century uniforms
How do these people even live with themselves?

>>150192531
1 faction is already in

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>>150192698
ssssupp

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>>150188632

>>150192821
Dont know,must be really depressing hating on them uniforms, probably the same people who download no floppy hats mods.

>>150192125
You must be new.

In the days before official modmanager and steamworkshop support at FoTS release, modders like to use movie format because it doesnt need activation like mod files

>>150192860

>let reddit rats literally shit in his sacred pools

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>>150192862

What has he been up to lately?

>>150192453
>pop historians cannot appreciate 18th century uniforms

>>150192830
It's not officially playable nor is it fully fleshed out.

>>150192908
Thanks bruv

>>150193029
Shitting up this very thread with TWW hate.

>>150193172
yer sure he's in twg?

>>150192531

It's probably going to be the last DLC release for the year though and it makes sense. Bretonnia for obvious reasons since I imagine they'll feature prominently in the Wood Elf campaign. And the Lore of Life has spells that all revolve around nature, regrowth and such, Lore of Life was also a big part of Bretonnian magic in TT, Prophetess's and Damsels used it frequently.

>>150192259
IGdood?

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Hey this is the dude who posted his channel in the last thread. I want to have 2 campaigns being uploaded at once to change it up for myself. So I figured I would let you guys make requests. I want to keep it in Medieval II for now. But just shoot out some country names and I will do a campaign playthrough of one of them while also talking about the history of that country.

Though if it is Hungary it would perhaps be better called Zoology.

>>150193727
There's a lot of old memes in there, IGdood, Catamite, EB2, Official Licenced Europa Barbarorum Action Briefs, Segmentata, Pontus and a few others. Also a reference to the CA dev that came here.

>>150191183
Wtf is even Hashut?

>>150194013
Hes a minor Chaos god who showed the Chaos Dwarfs favor in their hour of need when they where off dying in the desert. Since then hes become the only god they'll acknowledge given none of the others did anything.

He also happens to be kind of a giant prick with a bull fetish.

>>150193870
Vampire Counts have a all doggo army

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>>150192453
I am so fucking triggered right now by taste this poor.

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>Its another "Varg shits out two stacks a turn" end to the campaign

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>>150194595
>Its another "Surtha Ek is the true lord of the End times" Episode
>tfw I had enough of his shit
>Conquer the north
>Build temples and farms out the ass
>Constantly sack and loot his provinces just for shits and giggles

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>>150192453


>hating on 8th century swag-uniforms


what absolute disgusting """human beings"""

>>150194350
minor Chaos gods.... that shit exists?
Well that was pretty nice of him, how come they cooperate with other Chaos then if only Hashut gave a fuck about them?

>>150195032

18th*

>>150194509
Perhaps in the future. But for now I want to do a Medieval campaign.

>>150193870
Venice is still a thing in that game right?

When should you just let the comp decide the fight for you instead of playing it yourself?

>>150195125
They don't give a fuck about any particular chaos warband, but they sell high quality armor and weapons and such in return for slaves. Chaos worshippers just happen to be in a good position to do business with them.

The best suits of Warrior and Chosen armor are made by them. Also sometimes they loan out mercenary Hellcannons.

>>150195686
When half the enemy army is ranged cavalry.

>>150193870
Play Venice, genocide the Milanese, shove your foot up Byzantium's ass and defend the world from the Mongols.

>>150195686
When fights are extremely onesided.
The exception is if you have a full stack of decent units against multiple enemy armies, you can pull out victories even when the odds are against you if you.

>>150195686
When it's more than 2vs2 stacks

It's fucking painful to manage all that shit

>>150195720
Arent most of their slaves goblins and orcs anyways? what do they need slaves for?

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>>150181423
[cringes externally]

>>150196280
Sacrifices
Mining
Entertainment
IIRCC

>>150193870
I suggest that you download Stainless Steel, it's harder, funnier to watch and more historically accurate so maybe easier for you to talk about history.

That being said, France or Byzantium are both good faction to play as and historically interesting, vanilla or not

>>150195582
>>150195856
Venice is still around. That could be fun. They have a rich history and from a roleplaying perspective it would be fun to be destroying the monarchical countries as a republic.

>>150196435
Can I turn the mod on and off like Crusader Kings 2 mods?

guys is this site safe to buy from?
https://www.hrkgame.com/games/product/total-war-warhammer-call-of-the-beastmen/?utm_source=gocdkeys&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=comparison

If it 13 bucks thats a deal.

>>150195125
Yeah. Horned Rat is another, for example. I can't actually think of a third.

>>150196667
g2a is reliable from what I hear and its where I bought ck2 for like half its total price with all dlc

>>150185252
>implying that wasn't intentional

>>150196614
Well I have the game from a disk so that may be different for you but there are no mod manager for med2 so it just creates a new shortcut for the mod which means that you can play a campaign with the mod and a vanilla one if that's what you are asking.

It works just like you had two different games

>>150195125
>>150196785
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chaos_Gods_of_Law

>>150196792
but this site seems alright and its the cheapest here. it seems g2a has a hrk promo on the weekly sale list anyway.

>>150196915
Sounds pretty. Sweet. I will put it on my list of things to do. Thanks senpai. SInce you said it was harder I will do that after I get a couple VH/VH vanilla campaigns under my belt.

>>150196785
There's a list somewhere, I think Kaine is one? maybe? I remember one of the Dark Elf ones being a weird Elf/chaos mix.

>>150196982
>1d4chan

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>>150196982
>1d4chan.org

>>150197246
>>150197136
>not liking 1d4chan.

Why is Devolve so OP? Massive area of effect, and kills like 40% of the units.

>>150197485
pay2win faction
It will get nerfed when sales die down.

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>>150182184


>tfw no Rise of the Empire


I want feral human tribal warfare back in the days when they were axe wielding barbarians strong as orcs

I got the price down to 13.57 with a extra 3% off on hrk, cool. maybe its actually worth buying it now.

>>150197579
Do people actually believe this?

>>150197485
To emphasize how you absolutely need to rape beastman leaders