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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

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Tracer
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I quit this fucking garbage

Finally realized this is League 2.0

Every single tank is broken

Literally no reason to play this trash

I regret every dollar I spent on this garbage
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>>150079341
>>150079360

to answer your question is because attack only needs to win 2-3 teamfights to win

defense needs to win all of the teamfights so that they dont lose
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>>150079396
>that face
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fix defense heroes
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>pick D.va
>have fun and get wins
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>>150079491
Raise min comp level to 50
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Reminder that

>It's a beta
>they will fix it
>its free, you don't HAVE to play it
>it only JUST came out of beta
>20 tick is good for keeping server costs down for the BILLIONS of players for this game
>this will be the next big esports featuring : Sudden death.
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>>150079416
>Tanks are broken
what are Zen, Reaper, and bastion
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>>150079569
You forgot Junkrat and McCree.
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hey /owg/ let's tell each other about good things that happened to us

today i just reached level 100
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>>150079491

+50 armour to torb and bastion and +50 shield to the rest
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Tea time
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feel guilty, anon?
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>>150079676
Go back.
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>>150079676
>things that never happened
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Zarya nerfs when?
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2 Lucios or a Lucio and reinhardt?
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>>150079676
They should just mute the chat.
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>>150079676
>5 year old
>Playing widow
Sounds about right
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>>150079676
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>>150079676
>letting your children play mature online games with strangers
>not even disabling ALL forms of communication for their child
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>>150079751
git gud
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>>150079895
>ow
>mature
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how do you play Offense heroes
i always see my friends playing Genji/Reaper/Tracer and they got tons of kills everytime they picked those heroes
yet whenever i try them i always get destroyed even if i stick to my teammates or try to flank
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>>150079895

Parents can't do anything wrong or be held responsible for shit their kids get into anon :^)
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>>150079676
I bet it was another 11 year old kid who said that
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>>150079847
Why doesn't everyone just do this? When I get caught shitposting I just close the thread, check another board, and wait for it to get deleted then get back at it again.
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>>150079676
Well it's not my fault the 11 year old kids are always on my team
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>>150079936
predict when the enemies are going to shoot you when they see you and use your mobility and shit to dodge it while shooting. at least thats how it works for tracer
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>>150079676
>allowing 11yo kid to play an online game
LMAO
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>>150079936
S76 is pretty easy to play and versatile af
you should try it out, just recquires a bit of aim (unless the ulti)
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Who's good on volskaya defense?
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>>150079491
>junkrat now has secondary fire that lets him set up bombs that detonate with a hotkey, making him actually good at holding a choke point without having to autistically fire bombs down it like a retard

>hanzo now has the ability to slow fall and double jump, remove his sonic bullshit arrow and replace it with an arrow that fires a slowing AoE thing onto the floor so he can actually hold choke points

>bastion and torb are just shit conceptually and you can't fix it

>mei's secondary fire now freezes the target for 0.5 seconds when it hits, her ice wall has a very small DPS around it that slows for a small amount but gives her ult charge quickly when enemies sit near it
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>>150080050
>tfw I was 10 when I played my first online game

I am 21 now and look how great I turned out!
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>>150079396

>mixing three different English dialects

Literally unreadable.
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I legitimately JUST now found out McRees ult isn't called High Noon.
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>>150080093
D.va
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Marry, Fuck, Kill

Marry Mercy

Fuck Pharah

Kill Tracer/Mei
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>>150080117
>mei's ult is now destructable
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>>150080240
Marry Tracer

Fuck Widow

Kill Symmetra
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>>150080164

Pharahs ult is justice reigns from above but everyone mistakenly thinks it's rains.
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>>150080264
you can't kill what you can't see.
Ever saw the actual fucking drone coming at you? That shit is practically invisible
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>Team doesn't shoot the enemy while you block their damage with defense matrix

#Justrank40things

Kill me
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>>150079751
>Zarya buffs when?
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>>150080240
Marry Mercy
Fuck Symmetra
Kill Tracer
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>>150079676

>not teaching her to shitpost back

Don't insult me or my sister's daughter again.
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>>150080240
Marry Tracer

Fuck everyone else

Kill Symmetra after fucking her
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>>150080240
Marry implying any of them would marry me

Fuck implying any of them would have sex with me

Kill myself
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>>150079676

>game is rated T
>11 year old playing it
>feel guilty, anon?

No, I feel like her caretakers are doing a shit job at parenting.
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>be tracer
>score a really nice quadruple
>"that will be potg for sure"
>get potg
>shutdown
>it's me missing an entire clip on a zarya and finish off an ulting s76
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>>150080392
underrated post
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>>150080392
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>>150080240
Marry Mercy
Fuck Tracer
Kill both niggers
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Anons why don't the Koreans that have migrated to the North America severs understand objective based gameplay?
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Reminder that being above rank 75 means the black hand of fate will send the MMR assassins after you.
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I want D.va to spank me.
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Make this guy into a hero
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>have 2 lvl 13s and a lvl 6 on my team
>their team are all near or above lvl 100
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>>150080240
Marry D.Va I'll fuck her eventually
Fuck Widowmaker
Kill Mei fat chink Eskimo cunt
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Second box of the day, what is in it?
It better not be more disappointment.
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>>150080240
Marry Mercy
Tenderly make love to Mercy
Kill nobody
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>>150080672
What would his kit be?
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>>150080728
white blue blue white
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>>150080649
Get in line.
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>>150080762
Comp
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>>150080762

Tracer as MC.
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>>150080762
The idea that McCree will ever be balanced.
Forget it Blizzard its never going to happen.
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>>150080762
McCree is OP and he needs a nerf in every patch
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>SLUT POTENTIAL

What did he mean by this?
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>>150080762
What's the 50/50 meme?
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>>150080742
Excellent taste Anon
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tfw people at 55 telling me that zenyatta is garbage and I should switch to "a real healer"
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>>150080624
>MFW Blizzard was so retarded that they actually made being an MMR assassin simpler than in DotA 2 by showing who exactly are the top season players at all times.
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WHY THE FUCK PEOPLE IS SO AFRAID TO PUSH IN THIS GAME?

They so much obsessed about having a good kdr or what?
I dont fucking understand this.
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>>150080762
That 20 tickrate is acceptable
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>>150080762
AUTISM
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>>150080990
>They're on offensive Ana.
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can't get out of 50-60 hell. stuck at 56. mainly playing lucio. should i play someone else to try and climb out of this hell hole?
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>>150080795
But she literally has the most MC potential.

>super positive attitude and rightfulness
>best friend animal companion
>edgy rival
>scary backstory
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>playing a fun match with a group of people who are all chill and roughly equally matched
>match ends
>matchmaking kicks me out of that group for no reason to throw me into some already losing game in progress on my least favorite map with team of horribly picked heroes all arguing with eachother
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>>150080240
Marry Mercy
Fuck Mercy
Kill All the rest
>Heroes Never Die!
Repeat
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>>150080762

Mercy x Genji
Ana x S:76
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Is Mei a virgin?
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>>150080240
>not killing d.va
seriously the most fucking annoying voice, even tracer doesnt trigger me that much

HAHA TIME TO PRACTICE MY A P M

NERF THIS
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>>150081174
cant carry with lucio if youre team is bad. if you dont play with a group, you need to be able to carry some games. good genji or roadhog can carry really good
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>>150081005
I was literally just about to post about this.

>there are still people who play this game without know that you actually have to push into chokepoints to capture objectives

Fucking christ. I know quick play is quick play and that justifies itself for any retarded behaviour in it but I would think that by now at least 95% of the player base would know how to win 2CP maps.

I tried typing to my team that as Reinhardt, they should be pushing in when I push in and not sit there and do nothing while I get swarmed and immediately die. Instead of just actually moving when I do, one of them switching to Widow to try and outsnipe their sniper and one goes Genji and flanks all on his own and never once attempts to team up with us.

I should really just stick with ranked.
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>play with friend who is rank45
>only childrens are using mics

[WAKE ME UP]
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How the fuck do you attack when there are 2 turrets and a bastion being protected by a reinhardt. And a Hanzo and Ana sniping from the back? Fuckin ree
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>>150081303

Yes.

No-one wants a fat chink.
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>>150081307
>I main D.Va
>Yet I agree
I like D.Va as a hero, but god do I fucking hate her as a character.
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Not even memeing but seriously why is it always the Hanzo who bitches that we need a healer.
I think we need a healer more than a shitty version of widowmaker.
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>>150081194
>lobby is full after a victory, everybody had fun and there is no sign or any players that will or have disconnected.
>'Not enough players searching for game' as it kicks you out to the main menu and starts a search for you.
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>>150080762
Dyanamic queue.

Fuck that shit. I'm sick and tired getting stuck with a premade of shitter friends who accomplish fucking nothing and because I got paired with them I have to face a team of focused fuckers with complimentary picks.

This was the third match today where I got matched with a 4 or 5 man and got golds across the board. Take your shitter friends to fucking quickplay you faggots.
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>>150079341

Ask a pro Hanzo anything.
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>>150081371
Hanzo Ult, junkrat ricohets, D.Va ult.

Granted, the rest of the team has to also do something useful when the time is right.
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>>150081479
what site is that
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>>150081479
Why haven't you killed yourself already?
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garbage maps will kill this game

this game doesn't have single good map
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>>150081530
who?
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>>150081424
>not leaving instantly after defeat/victory screen
>watching POTG
>scoring cards

why people waste 2 minutes per game on that shit?
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>>150081479
>Pro
>48% win rate

When are you going to stop dragging your team down?
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>>150081479
>Less than 50% win rate
>Pro
Yeah, no.
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>>150081513
Hanzo ult only deals with Bastion, so you need to coordinate with someone else who can simultaneously take out the turrets (assuming they're even close together).

That being said, I've really taken to using D.Va's ult to destroy turret nests. Always satisfying getting a few turret kills then pestering the Torbs as they scramble to set them up again.
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>>150081521
masteroverwatch
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What is the best hero for comp?

I find myself picking Lució a lot since he is not as reliant on the team protecting him to get the job done and the AoE heal and Sound Barrier really maxes the potential of even a retarded team.


Is there any other hero that would help me climb a bit better?
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>>150081530
tfw your favorite tf2 player became a shitty meme
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>>150081534
because I like playing Hanzo. It goes will my superiority as a human being.
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>>150080240
marry Mei
fuck Symm
kill you
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>>150081672
>a hero for climbing
>support
uhh no senpai
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>>150081371
If you're not communicating with your team then you're just fucked. If you are, then get a Bastion with a Zen orb to put pressure on the shield and once it's down and they have to reset position, get as far with the payload as possible.
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Explain highlight history to me

Do only your highlights appear? Can you watch only the 5 most recent ones?
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>>150080771
Close
Blue White Blue White
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>>150081530
Did he die?
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How do I stop being a shitter?
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>>150081178
Soldier feels like a stealth main character that crept in but wasn't as marketable as Tracer desu.

>walking on a tightrope between right and wrong
>ex-best friend is the closest thing to the main villain so far
>edgy rival
>tragic backstory (if you consider everything right up until becoming 76 his backstory)
>was the in-universe mascot when Overwatch was active

It's just as far as moving what little plot there is, it's Winston doing his recall stuff and 76 doing clean up on all who destroyed the original overwatch, but Tracer hasn't really lead any of that. I don't think she'll stay on the sidelines forever though.
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>>150081530
where has he been
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>>150081672
>What is the best hero for comp?
The hero that your team needs at that given time to play a role in whatever strategy would counter the enemy?

Ask yourself
What heroes is my team using?
What heroes can I not suck ass with?
Are we attacking or defending or KOTH?
Is the map open area or lots of closed in areas?
What heroes is my fucking team using and do my options mesh well?
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>>150081751
>Do only your highlights appear?
yes
>Can you watch only the 5 most recent ones?
No, your best 5 from your current session (by session I mean since you started the game. if you DC and log back your highlight history stays intact)
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Post those curves /owg/
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>>150081695
There's always STAR_
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>it's a rank 70+ playing with a rank 30-40 episode

epic one you boosted mmr abusing trashcan


FUCK OFF BLIZZARD THEY CAN PLAY QUICK PLAY IF THEY WANT TO PLAY WITH EACHOTHER THAT BAD WITH SUCH A HUGE SKILL DIFFERENCE
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>>150081726
kys
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>>150081889
Got you famala
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>>150082000
they should make it so you can't queue up with people who have more than 10 rank difference in competitive
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>>150081889
It would seem I can't, since I hadn't visited that site before.
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>>150081858
Jack is old and busted, he's too bitter to lead the new Overwatch. Which is why I want to see Winston and Tracer actually go out and recruit new people. The poster boy might have been Jack in the past, but it's time that someone else takes the lead.
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>>150081815
>>150081861
him and engima left LG probably announcing tomorrow or next day

bird and dummy replaced them for the moment

https://www.faceit.com/en/teams/c61d9222-fbe5-4632-b04d-31b2f47d4383
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>>150082000
in competitive you should be within 10 ranks of each other in order to queue up. at higher levels like 75+, it should be even stricter (maybe within 5 skill ranks).
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>tfw loved this game when first got it
>played competitive for about 30 hours
>starting to despise it
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>You won't win another game for 10 years
Why live?
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>>150081889
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>>150082005
>kys

you first, filthy reddit scum. take your ebin meme with yourself.
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>>150080326
It's justice rains, chucklefuck. Official twitter feed referred tot it that way, and Ana's voice line says rains.
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>>150082282
kys
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>>150081530
Sound fishy.
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What the hell is the crease?
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>>150080649
I want to spank D.Va. Right in front of her fans.
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>>150081389
I- I want to have passionate sex in missionary position with Mei...
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>>150081554
You kidding? That didn't kill Tf2. Sure there were servers that ran upward, badwater, and barn blitz on rotation 24/7 so you could avoid shit maps, but then you had people actively running every CTF map that's not double cross. Or cp_junction, or hoodoo, or one of those cp_orange variants. Let's not even get into those custom minecraft maps everyone has a fetish for.
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>>150082282
kys
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>>150082153
the tournament is in 5 hrs with that roster so maybe they announce it today actually
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>>150082368
The true ship is Dad 76 and D.Va.
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>>150082278
I commend you for sticking with it and endure the 2nd climb, I'd kms
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>guy yells at our team because we're losing
>guy shittalks the enemy team becaue we start winning

fuck guy
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VR support for Overwatch when?

http://i.imgur.com/pJzNt8d.gifv
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I want to snuggle the brown soldier girl.
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>>150082489
>>150082368
I need more
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>>150082398
Please don't bring up tf2, now I'm having a raging nostalgia boner

I love Overwatch, but just as I got a new laptop (I wasn't able to play tf2 since 2012) I was about to get back into tf2
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>>150082489
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>>150082153
Why? Is he too bad?
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>>150082371
Especially if it snows outside. Nothing better than hot sex when it's cold outside!
She has a warm body made for cuddles and tender sex
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>>150082679
more like the team have been doing shit and hes the most popular ow player so hes going towards the money with his friend hes known for 7 years +
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>>150082371
>>150082714
Mei is too pure
pure evil
let her burn in hell
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>pre mccree buff - consistent 50-55% accuracy, landing headshots often
>post mccree buff - sub 30% accuracy, can't hit anyone even if I flashbang them
what the fuck happened to me
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>>150082969
I demand a picture of Tracer zooming uder other hereos to Kancho them
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>>150079676
isn't the game M rated?
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>>150080023
>>150079676
Maybe I'm just jaded from all my time on 4chan. I've been told to kill myself nearly every day on here. It's like a New Yorker saying fuck you.
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If you were a streamer/pro Overwatch player what would be your name and who would you be known for playing?
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Noob here. Is it just me or attacking is significantly easier than defending/stopping the payload? Also, 1v1 mode when.
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>>150080762
hook mechanics are balanced
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>team spends 2 minutes discussing who should play what
>match starts and none of them can kill anyone

I want this meme to end
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>>150080240
marry symettra
fuck widowmaker
kill myself
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>>150083105
seagull
genji
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>>150083105
Molochi and I would play Winston main
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>>150081867
if you close the game, does the history go away?
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>>150083204
yes

>>150083105
SufferMore
Reaper only while streaming
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>>150083054
>T for TEEN
>*Online interaction not rated by ESRB

>PEGI 12

Blizzard doesn't like people screaming "niggers" in game, but they can't stop it from happening.
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tell me, what secrets does the pachimari hold?
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>have godlike performance on snipers one day
>couldn't hit a sleeping walrus the next

who /inconsistency is my middle name/ here
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>>150082142
Well he definitely won't be a leader anymore but all that stuff about the old soldiers and the drama unfolding among the senior members makes it seem like a multi generational tale with him being the bridge, after all he has one of the largest ties to the title organizatio. He's also indirectly dealing with the biggest hole in Winston's plan and that's all the people and organizations who maliciously tore overwatch down would just do the same thing to the new overwatch. Kind of covenient for Winston that his whole agenda is to reverse Reaper them. It's odd that no one really brings that up, some folks just assume he's doing simple vigilante stuff but that's just something done on the way to his next objective, his main thing is being a reverse Reaper.
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>>150083284
It's okay

Just make sure to record yourself playing well to encourage yourself to do better
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HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR A ROADHOG /SHREK/ SKIN?
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>>150082368
The lines around the goal.
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>>150083278
it's mouth is a fake, on the middle of the base is an octopus-like beak. They seduce you with their cuteness and then wrap around your face and eat you in your sleep.
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>>150083105
Blue tit
Genji
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>>150083284
>starts steaming
>get drafted into a pro team
>win the international

>kicked out of the team
>forever shuffled back and forth between teams that always lose

and all he has to show for is a cancerous twitch chat and cancerous donators that might even just be using fake donations
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>>150080164
how great would it be

if he says "It's McCree" instead

and his name was High Noon
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>>150083105
DarknessatMidnight
Reaper main
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>>150083284
me, one day I'll be landing the most insane shots and the next I can't hit shit, same with the awp in csgo

my mccree/soldier aim is pretty consistent though so I have that going for me

there's also this weird thing where sometimes when I go 24+ hours without sleeping and feel really tired I gain aimbot-tier aim and tracking for some time, still don't understand that
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>>150083376
nothing
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>>150083387
The line where shots become a goal?
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>>150083105
Fedor
just playing Genji and japanese voices in game for every character
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Is there a new abuse to crash the servers? They crashed on me 3 times now when I was winning on Nepal
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>>150083284
for me it's always a strong first half, then I just fall apart. Like as soon as the team gets the first cap I can't hit for shit.
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>mercys job is to just heal low hp people and press q to res everyone AFTER a fight
>this mercy on my team insists on constantly jumping into the fight to heal someone for 30 before dying to random AoE damage

hmm interesting
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>Decide to try Roadhog for the first time in forever
>Do great with him
>85% win rate in 10 matches at 53
>Giving bitches the Whole Hog all day
>Every game someone on the other team ends up switching to RoadHog when I used to only see them rarely
>Abuse right click
>Usually get the best Highlight Intro for my POTG at the end (The tummy one)

My only wish is he had better skins. Im not really a fan of his Legendaries at all
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I wanted to say that gremlin D.va is the best meme to come out of this game.
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>>150083452
>sing
>win the international
????????
Are you mistaking Sing for Aui
That's racist as fuck pidor
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Just hit level 50
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>>150083735
>literally just a repackaged Umaru
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>>150083787
umaru was a great meme
:^)
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>>150083708
His epics are top tier at least.
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>>150080240
dva dva mei
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>people who pick flankers on sudden death

...You don't understand how this works, do you?
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>>150083105
Healslut.

I would only play support, primarily Mercy, and donators would decide what sex toy(s) I am wearing while streaming, like wearing anal beads while playing Zenyatta.
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D.Va vs Roadhog 1v1

Who wins?

>mfw when everyone says Roadhog
>mfw I tear roadhogs to shreds
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>>150083893
>using terms like flankers
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OH LET'S BREAK IT

D

O

W

N
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The hell is with this matchmaking

>solo queue up in comp
>team is a bunch of high 60s low 70s with a level 50
>enemy team is a full 6 stack all gold/top 500

we almost won but what the fuck
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>>150083945

Your anecdote is shit. Roadhog.
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>>150083931
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>>150083972
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>>150083945
whoever gets the jump on the other
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>Week long marathon of losing SDs
>of 5 round KotHs
>Of mouth breathers teams
I guess having a 65% comp win rate wasn't allowed then Blizzard

Not to mention it takes on average 2 minutes to find a game
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>>150081130
>implying that shit doesnt happen organicly
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>>150083931
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>>150080240
marry d.va
fuck d.va a lot
kill mei in the most painful way possible
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>play Reaper on defense in Hanamura
>keep flanking the fuck out of the enemy team and blowing their shit out before they can realize what's happening
>they can't even manage to push the first point
>PotG is just me shooting three of them down like dogs, not even ulting
>4 ragequits

The only better flanker is D.va, and that's because they overbuffed her.
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>>150083945
Roadhog has way to much going for him in that fight unless he fucks up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIYO_hcTC0c
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>>150083972
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uh what's the correct way to play S76? just stick with your teammates and shoot?
i played Reaper and Tracer too much and it feels so weird to flank with S76
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>>150083972
DUROP ZA

B

E

I

T

O
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>>150084192
Reaper is 100% balanced, right?
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>>150084252
only go for the flank when you got your ult up
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Who is the best overall hero?

One that can be used in any situation on any map/objective?
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any old overwatch theories that totally didnt happen?
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>>150083284
>can sometimes lockdown entire points with Widowmaker and have people rage at me
>yet can't hit shit with McCree only have shit 30% accuracy with him
How do you play him well?
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Anyone got a Roadhog vapenation pic ?
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>>150083737
he won when he was with cloud9
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>>150084331
Pharah being a quad amputee, Sombra being Pharah's mother, Mercy tampering her with her age.
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>>150084314
dad 76
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>>150084281

He is. I've never noticed him as being OP.
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>>150084432
>clown9
>winning a TI
do you have the brain damage anon
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>>150084331
>Reaper has no backstory and came out of nowhere, but knows the Overwatch Members
>his Origins edition skin literally shows his shitksin face and his real name
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>lose 6 ranks in one fucking day
>now I'm playing with people who think widow , hanzo & genji are MUST PICKS

fucking ecks dee MMR hell is real.
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>>150084506
How does his ult work? Does he just do constant damage anywhere around him?
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>the mobile overwatch hq is more like a gigantic RV
>everyone shares a big room with hammocks and bedrolls
>except the cockpit that can be sealed off

at night pharah can hear her mother and morrison having old people sex
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>>150084331
I remember some dumbass said Soldier: 76 was actually Jack Morrison of Overwatch
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Well, I just spent the last hour trying to get into a team for Overwatch Open EU, that tournament that's being advertised on Battlenet right now.
6 times I got into a team, 6 times the team got disbanded for seemingly no reason.

Fuck this.
Fuck this to hell and back.
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>>150084635
>at night pharah can hear her mother and morrison having old people sex
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>>150084630
He deals damage around and above him. The total sum of damage dealt is 400. He can consume orbs while Ulting to give him extra survivability.
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>>150084658
>Jack Morrison
>not dead

>thinking pre-order skins are canon
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D.VA ONLINE
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>>150084635
you are disgusting
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>>150084768
Is there falloff the father away you are? The most damage you can do to one person is 400?
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>>150084767
reaper actually just watches from the corner of the room
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>>150084768
>400
You sure it's that low? That's not even enough to kill Reinhardt.
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>>150079676
Overwatch has an age rating
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>>150084820
>you will never sit on a couch and eat Doritos all day together
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>>150084820
CRUSADER
ONLINE
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>>150084906
Online interactions not judged by the ESRB
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>>150084768

http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Reaper

510, and it's not split.
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>>150084831
No falloff. Range is 8 metres.

>>150084893
Yeah, I goofed, it's 600 over 3 seconds. It still won't kill a Hog huffing glue.
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>>150079676
>Eleven
>game is rated T

he's going to jail for confessing
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>shit talk a widow/hanzo mainer on my team
>on all chat
>teammates and enemies join in on bullying him
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>>150083945
Depends on terrain and environment, if there are heal packets, elevated terrain, and los blockers, D.va, if it is an open arena Roadhog.
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>>150083972
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>>150080143
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>150085026
I don't trust that site, it had outdated information before, multiple times.

I am using http://owinfinity.com/en/hero/reaper/

It's not split though, yes.
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>>150085054
>petty highschool tier bullying

you sure showed them whos boss
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>>150085054
>someone in a game is shit talking another
>tells them to kill themselves
>report and mute them
Feels good not being 13 any more.
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How much would you pay for a McCree skin of this guy?
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>>150085258

...why McCree?
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>>150085258
nothing
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Leavers in comp have it too easy and ruin everyone else's ranks. Can't wait for the next season, this one is a real mess.
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>>150085258
I want an Indiana Jones skin.
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>>150083945
Roadhog can initiate first always and instantly drop you to 240 HP. If Dva fires at Roadhog fat face, so can Roadhog into her gigantic critbox. If Dva can't deal enough sustained damage and plays passively, Roadhog can and will vape and make himself at effectively 900hp

Matchup becomes in Dva's favor if hook is off cooldown and Hog is on 2 or less shots. She can also disengage really easily with booster, and if she's pulled out of position into the enemy team, she can usually just back out holding matrix and survive

In general, I think it goes slightly to Roadhog's favor in a duel, but those occassions are usually rare. Whoever has better help wins
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>New skins are coming out Sunday (31)

Fuck yeah!
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>>150085316
he has the cia victory pose
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>>150085316
Didn't make much sense as Bastion, Anon.
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>>150085258
How much would you pay for an armorless Reinhardt?
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>>150085258
as much as I'd pay for a Roadhog skin of this big guy
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Just got the floor is lava achievement!!!!
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>>150085258
>>150085409
>no lucio batman skin
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>>150085473
everytime I see this picture I giggle like an idiot
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>>150085393
provide source then stupid shitposter
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>>150085393
>update on a sunday

you do know most updates are on tuesday and its prob going on ptr first
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friendly reminder that maining is a legitimate strategy
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>>150085461
>mfw I got that achievement day 1
>on accident
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>>150085580
>skins
>ptr
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>>150085054
>enemy genji wrecking my team
>starts talking shit
>we win in the end
>type "bg ez try harder next time"
>genji erupts from the assblast
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>Hanzo
>Difficulty: 3
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so does d.va have ANY downsides
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>>150085584
Maining is only acceptable if you also enjoy the feeling of disgust other people give you.
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>>150085682
She is highly susceptible to sexual abuse when out of her mech.
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>>150085054
>play d.va
>enemy goes zarya and mei to counter me
>they still can't kill me
>i catch them with their abilities on cooldown and bomb both of them
>they leave
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>>150085682
her skins are shit tier
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>>150085682
Large crit spot in center of mass.
Large Hit box.
Slow when shooting.
Short effective Range.
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I'm done with comp
I can't stand the sheer emptyheadedness and arrogance that morons play with

I'm just coming on for Win of the day and logging - fucking Blizzard and their 50% meme rate cancer
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>>150085682
Rape Bait
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>>150085616
what? ptr is used to test game breaking bugs which can happen with skins its impossible to internally test everything

other games put skins on their ptr before releasing too
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Hanzo is useless in a general sense. Sure, he can be good at taking out those pesky rank 30 Reinhardt+Bastion combos and is fun to play, but it pisses me off so much when people complain about him.
He has one of the worst ults in the game, his attacks slow him down when he already has low mobility and his arrows are hard to hit. The only way he can get kills is spamming towards unsuspecting enemies. Anybody can beat him in a 1v1 unless he gets a lucky headshot. As a sniper, he is a direct downgrade to Widow and is less useful to a team than Ana.
Think he's op? Try playing him.
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>>150085674
My fucking sides, most true post
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Is there a new ebin maymay going on with playing torb on koth when high ranked and not switching even when your turret constantly gets btfo?
It's been happening a few times a day now in comp and qp
Rank 75+ players refusing to get off torb and telling team to fuck off with a variation of "I'm a higher rank so I'm better than you"
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>>150083972
>play lucio
>amp it up
>he starts cumming and orgasming
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>>150085797
tfw tracer will never rape you
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Do you ever feel bad about some of the hooks you land? I somehow managed to land a hook through a wall to pull someone into the well in ilios, and felt compelled to apologize for it.
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>wish the low 50s wasn't full of idiots
>claw my way to 59
>suddenly blizzard throws me into the lion's den

I had always thought that the heroic symbol meant you were doing your provisionals, NOT that you were top fucking 500, holy shit. I wasn't paying attention at all to the updates

All I want is 60 and be done with it, I didn't ask to be shipped out to the big boy's house

I didn't ask for this, I'm sorry
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>>150085891
It's very to fall into the "I j-just need to set up, any m-moment now" mentality.
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>>150085797
Where's D2?
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>>150079936
You need to be in their faces if you're playing those heroes. The point of them is to be a distraction while your team gets the point
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>>150085918
>OH OH OH OOOHHHH
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Anyone have that pic of trap imp Mercy?
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Post a porn actor/actress that reminds you of your main.

Pharah.
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is there a way to make this game feel...I don't know more sociable? The main menu and waiting to join a match just feels kind of lonely, in contrast to in-game and overall community when everything feels so alive and loud. When I boot the game up I feel like I'm stuck in a room and can't do anything until I get into a match. There's no 'all-chat' or anything. Even the official forums don't a have a separate area for you to meet and add friends. even neets need some social interaction every now and then aside from 4chan
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>>150086125
You start first anon
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So sick of having the better team by miles and then losing to the coinflip
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>>150082594
me too
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>>150086030
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>>150085797
DELETE THIS HANA IS NOT FOR BULLYING!!
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>>150079416
Honestly, just get better. Watch videos and learn counters.
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>unable to save my teammate or myself with Zarya's bubble even though I clearly pressed shift/e before seeing junkrat's tire

Thank you Blizzard you are my greatest ally
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>>150086125
>>150086187
Forgot my pic.
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>>150079936
If you can't get kills as S76 or Reaper you should uninstall life
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So realistically what rank do you need to be to hit the top 500? 70+ ?
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>>150085943
>playing the most anti fun hero in the game
>"Should I apologize?"
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>>150083735
neah, Reapfield is
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>Get matched into a group that's way higher than my average
>Offer to play Lucio or Rein for them
>I'm forced to play DPS since they refuse
>I typically main tanks/support anyways, and now I have to play McCree in a match that's 13 ranks higher than me

We won, but I did jack shit
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>>150086215
Thanks
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>>150086251
ugh that is the one of the most generic looking porn stars I've ever seen
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>>150086392
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>>150085682
She's not Roadhog
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>>150086182
I wanted to suggest that a global or regional chat be added, with a list of everyone there on the side

The way it is now, you're not sure if anyone's there because you can't see who's there with you, which is why people rarely talk in the main menu. You don't know when they leave to get into a match, either

If they did add something like that it would definitely compel more players to chat once they see how many others are sitting with them in the main menu

But between matches I just lurk the general
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Anyone have the overwatch version of this comic?
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>>150085682
she is not my gf
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>>150086498
Stop bullying D.va.
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>had 1 good game as genji like 3 weeks ago
>played him literally every game since despite doing shit
I just want to be Seagull tier
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What would you do if you got matched into a game with Seagull?
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>>150086498
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>>150086125
Mercy.
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>>150086665
>balls touching
gay as fuck
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>>150086652
Wonder why Seagull is playing on Europe servers
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What did she see?
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>pick Reaper
>Run up the side alley in Temple of Annubis (A) as attack as soon as round begins
>Fucking step on a trap
>He fucking set his mine up
>One shots me

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It completely blew me away to meet a Junkrat who knew how to trap

Fuck Junkrats who are good
>Never saw the Junkrat
>Always saw his grenade from every angle
>Almost always well aimed

I literally never saw Junkrat but he had 80% kill participation & POTG for raining his Rip-Tire from heavens high behind my team

I think I have PTSD now
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>>150086086
here you go :^)
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>>150086780
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>>150085943
I never hook people into the well or over the side in Nepal:Sanctum, only cause it feels cheap to me

Once I did, I immediately stopped and necked myself
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>>150086780
>>
>When you get to higher mmr levels and no one falls for the tricks you used to pull at lower mmr

feels bad man
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>>150086783

Concussion mine needs a fucking nerf. The damage is WAY too high.
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>>150086216
>destroy her mech right infront of illos well
>she pops out into the hole
Hana is for bullying
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>>150086652
Just play pocket mercy and revive him every time he dies honestly
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ALL OMNIS NEED TO BE PUT IN WORK CAMPS AND VIOLENTLY DISMANTLED
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>>150086606
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>>150086924
DELET!
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>>150087010
>nerfing junkrat
Now iv seen everything
>>
>had my mouse set to 3k DPI for as long as I can remember
>OW sensitivity set to 30-35
>doing okay, around rank 60
>find out this is ridiculously high compared to most people

How do they do it? I can't get into jerking my entire arm to shoot at things, does this make me a shitter?
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>>150086665
who is the girl
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>tfw get silver eliminations as Lucio by just spamming down chokepoints and raking in the assists
>in the time that it takes the enemy lucio to ult once, I get it three times
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Wake me up after the pharah buff.
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>>150087206
according to everyone, yes.

Do whatever the fuck you want.
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>>150087236
?
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>>150083678
mercy's job is to extract cum
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>Lose a game becasue Ovrrtime doesn't give a shit that I'm stood on the fucking point

LOVE
THIS
MEME
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>>150086661
>finally find the source for those fucking pictures
>first thing I see in their twitter is this

Why are Koreans such blatant pedophiles?
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>>150087236
>buffing an offense hero when all defense heroes are stil shit
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>>150086562
I think another part of it too is that when the matches end, people just leave, so even if the group you played with/against were fun and the chat got all silly, eveyrone just drops and finds another match, like oh cool, can't wait to play another match with these folks, but then I get booted back to the main menu and existential crisis.
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>>150087325
wtf i hate tracer now
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>>150087325
because pornography is illegal and they listen to kpop
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>>150087325
Not sure I follow...
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>stomp the enemy team
>feel bad for them
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>>150086924

CRAAAWWWWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN
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>>150086924
christ
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>>150087296
It won't be long.
>>150087370
Wake me up after defensive heroes get removed
>2 snipers
>grounded pharah
>turrets and teleporter
Who approved this garbage tier?
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>>150087235
i do the same. no idea how im above %20 accuracy
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>>150087298
It's for clinical purposes.
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>day 1
>leaver
>game crashes during selection, get a rank down
>leaver
>leaver
>coinflip: lose
>leaver
>team of 0 support 0 tank but me, rolled over
>leaver
lose 5 ranks
>day 2
>leaver
>afk
>no supports, no tanks but me, rolled over
>coinflip:lose
>coinflip: lose
>finally win one, because an enemy disconnected for a little while
This is fucking pathetic, from 65 to 58 without much I could even fucking do. Why aren't leavers punished? I know i'll rank back up eventually but fuck this is pathetic..I even saw someone who rage quit on my team be on the enemies team in the next game. SO fucking annoying
>>
>play dorfman
>Get hella kills
>All the medals even on attack
>Actually throw out armor on point pushes etc.
>Snipe the shit out of Pharrahs
>Get PoTGs without me pounding on the turret
>Play on console
>No comms ever not even from teammates
So do I play like reaper or something?
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>>150087481
>trading wins with another group
>about 5 games in
>one of their guys rage quits 30 seconds in
>mercy stomp
bittersweet
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Bastion players hate it but with this one simple trick....
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>play Lucio
>have fun even if I lose
>play Mercy
>don't have fun even if I win
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>>150087606
>we'll never get Mercy in doctor's coat skin
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>>150087613
Which coinflip is lose
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>>150087613
you know if someone leaves you can also leave without loosing any rank
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Reinhardt is so fucking OP it's not even funny
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>>150087795
You lose ranks.
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okay
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>>150087795
No penalty. You still lose rank.
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BLIZZARD I WILL PAY 2000 OVERSHEKELS FOR A RED RESKIN OF BASIC TRACER
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>>150079341

What a weird match I just played. Our teamwork fell apart right at the end for some reason. I don't get how pub teamwork works sometimes and then just disintegrates into dust.

>Tank some lijang tower
>first round rein
>ana nanoboosts me everytime it's up
>boosts me twice while nobody is around
>lose round
>tell them to stop wasting boost
>someone else goes "she's new at the game"
>tell them "just use common sense, why would you give me a damage boost when there's nobody near me to kill?"

>round 2 playing winston
>ana actually pockets her boost
>get boosted about 4 times each at the best moment
>mercy being a pocket healer to me, didn't really see her that much in round 1
>crush it easily

>round 3
>healers are so wet for my little banana but I gotta go D.Va
>they're still ready to eat rug
>have a mercy and an ana on my ass consistently keepin me healthy
>easily get it to 99%
>damage dealers fuck up 3 times in a row pretty much
>they don't stop funneling in after that
>enemy gets point and we lose
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>>150087776
We'll never get Witch Mercy either, which is a sin.
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>>150087305
20 tick servers, what you see is delayed by like 1 second that the server sees.
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>>150087814
I don't think he's OP at all, but he is definitely the hero who by far has the biggest "presence" in the game, he is the one hero you REALLY don't want to see on the enemy team in the objective, and having him in certain locations will definitely dictate the flow of the game. But he doesn't have much killing power since he has one ranged attack every 5 seconds and otherwise deals mediocre damage. Also his ult is completely broken and literally goes through people most of the time.
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>still no lolihog skin yet

Blizzard what are you doing?
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>>150083105
ADIDASULTRABOOST
MAIN LUCIO
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>>150086125
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>>150085924
Guys can't get raped anon
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>>150087939
That's a maid
A true practitioner of magic wears robes
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>>150087936
What would you guys do if you found gremlin Dva hiding under your bed?
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>>150088252
Get a divorce
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>>150088252
kiss it and bury it under a mountain of blankies it's probably chilly under that bed
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>>150087914
Why?
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>tfw you have to kill the turrets as the flanker or healer because the DPS is fucking retarded
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>>150088178
Guy, he's referring to that canon picture of Mercy with Torb with a halloween greeting.
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>>150088523
tbf, zenyatta fucking murders turrets
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>>150088430
I want this right now
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>>150088523
half the "flankers" are dps you scrub
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I hate defending
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>>150088628
>being in the offense category makes heroes "DPS"
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>>150087914
Why would you want that?
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>>150088523
t. genji player
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>>150088590
Red Team Tracer is edgy though.
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>>150088729
>reaper and tracer are not dps
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>>150088628
>says something absolutely retarded
>calls the other person a scrub
Back to >>>/vg/lolg
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should i spend 25 cred to unlock ;)_____
?
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>>150087829
>>150087890
I've left plenty of games where someone else has left on your team. All I've "lost" is a +1 to my win/loss ratio
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>>150088841
Yes.
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>>150087481
>stomp the enemy team
>other team says gg and aren't salty at all
>guy on my team says ez
>>
I wish all the heroes in Overwatch were girls. Game would have been so much better tbqh. I'm limited to choosing only half of the cast because I'm sick of generic dudes, I need more cute waifus to enjoy this game.
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>>150085979
I know that feel

>happy to hit 57
>queue at around 3 or 4 a.m.
>lvl 80 who just got signed by Fnatic in a 3 stack on the other team

that game made me realize that I'm shit at this game and that high rank players are on another level
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How often do your enemies rage quit?

How often do your team ragequit?

For me, my 50% of games have a ragequitter on my team and enemy teams are 1% if that.
>>
What character can I use if I'm bad at the game but still want to contribute and help my team?
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>>150087384
I've definitely had that feeling before, and sometimes you know it's gonna be great even before you start talking

>get into match
>two guys on my team have the exact same name
>everyone freaks out
>they decide to dual lucio with the exact same skin
>get booted before the match starts cause there weren't enough players
>fun ruined while you sit in silence staring at the heavy breathing hero
>>
>be me
>decide to play comp
>the enemies team are all 50+ higher levels then the highest level on our team


lmao matchmaking is a fucking joke
>>
Winston has a better shield and a longer reach on his lightning gun.

Tracer having even harsher falloff on her pistols.

Hanzo double jumping, shooting faster, having shorter cooldowns, faster projectile speed, or a million other things that could be done to him.

Dva not having eternal matrix so I can not pick Zarya for one fucking game.

Bastion to be completely reworked as a heavy-esk class or something other than sit still: the character.

Tobjorn just placing down level two turrets immediately.
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>>150089073
lúcio
>>
>>150089073
Lucio.
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>>150088950
I wish all the heroes in Overwatch were guys. Game would have been so much better tbqh. I'm limited to choosing only half of the cast because I'm sick of generic girls, I need more cute husbandos to enjoy this game.
>>
>>150080147

It's easy to understand. It says "It's late, would you like to go down to the fast food takeaway store? They've got some good food, they're very nice."
>>
>>150089073
Lucio
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>>150087206

Prove you can hit anything:

http://www.aimbooster.com/
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>>150088950
fuck off already moba shitter
>>
>>150088758
t. Pharah main who can't hit stationary Toblerone turrets
>>
I want to punch Mercy
>>
MCCREE NERF FUCKING WHEN?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?Q!?!?Q@!??!?!@?@!":eio4ckrx2c0io
>>
>Roadhog heals even though its obvious that he will still die
Why are they doing this? Do they not know they are giving the enemy team free ults?
>>
>>150089123
>Tobjorn just placing down level two turrets immediately.
Yes let's give people a fully upgraded turret they can spam every 5 secs that has more HP than some heroes that can be used at harassment and pushes
Totally fair
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>>150089285
>being bad at the game
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>>150089123
>Tobjorn just placing down level two turrets immediately.
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why am I the only player on my team who ever hears reaper's teleport

it sounds like a fucking jet engine but nobody cares

and I'm always playing some hero like Mercy who can't deal with him so I have to spam my pistol and scream for help while I get mowed down
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>>150088950
what if the other half were cute girls (male)?
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>>150089123
End yourself
>>
>>150089341
t. mccree player
>>
>>150089123
>Longer reach on Winston's Tesla gun
Good one.
>>
>>150079341
Why do all these shitters think that reaper counters Widow Maker?
>>
>>150089405
No I actually suck at mccree, I'm just not retarded enough to get easily killed by him
>>
>>150089137
>95% of all existing games
How many games have all-girl cast? Compared to all-male cast? The world could use more waifus.
>>
>>150089341
Literally nobody counters him
>>
What does it mean when you as a new player do 45% of team's damage as Bastion? Besides the obvious fact that it was a low-level quick play.
>>
So do you get a big lump of competitive points to use on gold guns at the end of the season?
I have 50 at the moment and there is no way i'm getting 250more by august 18th
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>>150089375
Back away and land head shots as he is warping in.

You should be able to 1v1 if you get head shots bef
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>>150089285
>McCree finally balanced
>"nerfs when reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" - (you) 2016
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>>150089523
nice bait
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I hate how stale the gameplay is becoming.

>be in higher level plays
>always the same hero picks with maybe some slight variations
>gameplay boils down to pecking at each other until the attacking side rolls over your point with a million ultimates
>lol sudden death now good luck faggot.
>>
>>150089510
So basically you just run away when you see him?
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>>150089563
>Implying his crit damage shouldn't be nerfed

lol
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>>150089531
Means you were shooting reinhardt shield all day or ice walls
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>people still asking for buffs/nerfs when all the characters are finally perfectly balanced
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>>150089246
all memebooster does is show you how lucky you can get with rng target spawns
>>
I WANT TO STRANGLE THE FAT CHINK
>>
>>150089675
mcree main spotted
>>
>>150089675
t. mccree player
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>>150089675
>all the characters are finally perfectly balanced
>McCree every single game
>>
>mcree
>balanced

top jej
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>>150089643
>implying implications
>tfw

the only heroes that need nerfs are RoadHog (right click damage) and DVA (matrix refresh rate)
>>
>>150089765
>>150089797
>>150089820
>>150089829
Is getting buttblasted over McCree basically a litmus test for determining if someone is a shitter?
>>
when will this "mccree is balanced" meme end?
>>
>>150089908
t. McCree main
>>
>>150089882
>Not refuting my argument

noice
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>>150089917
>facts are memes
>tfw

McCree is balanced
>>
>>150089321
>>150089343

Tobjorn's turret is fucking awful. The vast majority of the the roster can solo it.
>>
Can we all agree Genji is the most OP character in the game?
>>
How do I be a good Bastion?
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>>150089991
t. shitter

I'm not even any good with McCree, it's obvious he requires legitimate skill considering he fires fucking needles, I only get killed by McCree if the person playing him is actually good
>>
>>150090120
>What is mccree
>>
Got my first sextuple kill, what's a good recording program so I can put it in YT?
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>>150088950
>The only waifubait I play is Dva, don't find any other girls interesting
>Would probably still main "him" if he was some dude piloting a mech

If it was some pretty Korean fuccboi pilot I'd be kinda conflicted maining such a faggot though
>>
>>150090153
t. below 65 rank shitter
>>
shadder2k told me to let u guys know hes streaming right now

twitch tv/shadder2k
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>Win 5 games in a row
>Level up once
>Lose once
>Lose an entire rank
EXPLAIN THIS FUCKING SHIT
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>>150090146
You switch to Torb
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>>150089712
touch my waifu and lose your laifu
>>
>>150090206
who?
>>
>>150089680

It has improved my mouse control.
>>
>>150090120
Retard
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>pick Torbjorn
>enemy switches to 2 Junkrats and 2 Pharahs
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>>150090034
>the violent aimless screams of a howler monkey
>an argument
pls explain why his crit damage should be lowered first and I wont >implying at you

>>150090085
it is was to default to level 2 it would need a 3-5 second build time.
>>
>>150089513
ok Anita
>>
>>150090258
best genji player in the world

even better than seagull
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Help, I've been forced to go out on a boat on the lake with my family. What's the /owg/ approved alcoholic beverage?
>>
>>150090206
>>150090360
hi shadder
>>
>>150090170
fraps

>>150090384
pepsi
>>
>>150090316
His crit damage is the reason snipers are so underpowered
>>
>>150090360
yous spelled shadowburn wrong
>>
Hanzo buff when?
Winston buff when?
Genji nerf when?
McCree nerf when?
>>
>>150088950
>>150089137
I wish all heroes in overwatch had genderbent skins so everyone could play the gender they like

They already have skins that go well beyond characters dressing in different outfits (antique bastion etc.), so it wouldn't be too weird unless they didn't get them other voices too
>>
>>150083197
What the fuck is this nonsense?
>>
>>150090453
Pepsi with...
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>>150090564
can't wait for female zariya skin
>>
>>150090545
Worst opinions ever
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>>150090582
additional pepsi
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>Oh yeah bro Winston is fine he's still used in tournament play

>He leaps in with lucio heals, a harmony orb, and a zarya bubble as the bulkhead of a coordinated push just to place a pointless shield in vain so his team can move in after his inevitable death

>Even then it's only on KOTH

>Even then he switches off when the point is held

Explain to me how Winston isn't garbage for 99% of the playerbase.
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>>150089375
>Hear Reaper close to me
>Sleep dart him
>Nobody picks him off while he's asleep
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>>150089675
In my opinion.

>Genji needs a sword range, ult charge time and defect cooldown nerf.
>DVA needs a defense matrix nerf
>Reaper needs either a small range OR damage nerf
>Defense heroes need buffs that make them more viable, but not overpowered
>McCree is okay, but S76 needs a buff to make him just as desirable
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>>150090545
>Hanzo buff when?
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>>150090631
I'm going to hang out with my family. I can't do this sober.
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>>150089908
Literally the opposite. Nobody cares about rank 30 McCree.
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>>150090582
coca cola
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>>150090545
>genji nerf
>winston buff
shitter detected
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>>150090469
>

>>150090725
I have a fondness for sambuca galliano
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>>150090679
In my opinion this and the other retard is why Blizzard doesn't listen to you.
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>>150090679
I don't fully agree but these are reasonable
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>get into a game with a high 70s and top 500 player
>we run the as meta-as-it-gets draft on KOTH
>we lose the first two rounds
>I'm on Zen and Genji keeps slapping my shit without anything I can do
>tell them I understand they're super high levels and shit, but this draft isn't working and should try something else
>even the enemy team is trying some different heroes
>adamant that the draft is fine

Damn some niggas are so afraid to do non-meta shit, if this is all high ranked play is I don't want to climb.
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>>150087206
You have not been aiming well at rank 60 with that DPI

it's impossible, you're either seeing it wrong or just playing shit that doesn't require any actual aiming anyway

At that kind of dpi any small movement spins you in a fucking 360
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>>150090790

>Winston existing exclusively at high level play in very niche roles on certain maps

>Not generally weak
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>>150090716
How can you honestly say Hanzo doesn't need a buff?

He's worse than Widowmaker in every way.
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Will Reaper ever recover?
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>>150090865
Yeah because Blizz have been doing a bang-up job balancing the heroes and competitive themselves right?
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>>150091014
Both Widow and Hanzo needs some slight buffs, honestly
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>>150091013
his lightning gun deals way too much damage it's like the highest dps in the game he needs a nerf
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>>150091014
no he isn't

fuck off
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Is Mei complete shit in all scenarios or just extremely niche like Symmetra?

I feel like Mei is a not-terrible pick on defense for points with lots of small rooms and corridors, like Volskaya B.
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>>150091158
The game is not balanced around rank 38 shitters
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>>150091186
baiticus maximus
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>>150091247
Mei really excels at drawing enemy fire and area denial since she gets ults so quit

>Get up close
>Ice block
>Ice wall as soon as it breaks
>Spam icicles till CD's come up
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>>150091186

>I can mail anthrax to the enemy mercy's house to kill them quicker than l can melt them with electricity like the game tips tell me to.

J-just jump on s-squishies bro.
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>>150090679
D.va can finally tank a bit and you think she needs nerfed?
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>every retard spams HURRR MCCREE NEED NERF
>never explains why
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>>150088950
kill yourself my dude
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>>150091432
>he doesn't know the combo
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>>150089073
Lucio
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>>150091479
>he thinks 200 damage on dicord headshot is balanced
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>>150091531

50 extra damage every six seconds and the occasional punch don't make a combo.
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>play Torbjorn
>enemy D.VA, mercy, McCree, and Benji focus on me chasing me as I keep planting lv 1 turrets
>Ally team takes the point right when I get cornered
>Spam hello as they curb the shit out of me
2ease
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>>150091479
B-but he neeeeeeeeeds nerfs. REEEEEEEEEE!!!
>T. Genji mainers ITT
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>>150091650
>implying getting headshots with mccree is easy
>teamwork is a bad thing
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>>150091470
>can finally tank a bit

Being able to make almost every damage type in the game vanish on a button press with no cooldown is more than just 'tanking a bit'.

All I'd want really is a 2 second cooldown rather than 1.
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>>150091470
Dva just needs something to provide feedback to the enemy on how much charge her DM has

The only other tank shield that doesn't show how much damage it's taken is Zarya's, and it's not like you want to willingly break it in most circumstances either. But holy fuck is it aggravating to see it pop up and people having to train themselves to reflexively stop shooting or break it anyways depending on the situation
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Any tips for playing the monkeyman? Other than give squishies the hot monkey dick and retreat after that? I feel like I can't really play him correctly/to the full efficiency
>>
>McCree can out-dps Reaper in close range
Explain this.
>>
fuck why do i suck so much at this game, can't hit shit, die fast. fuck how much time do you need to invest just to play decent. feel like i get worse the more i play.

is the game matching me with better players or am I legit getting worse. tired of losing.
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>49 hours played as symmetra
you will never be this autistic
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>>150080240
Marry Pharah

Fuck Mercy, eventually turns into a threesome, which eventually turn into a polygamous relashionship

Kill myself because that will never happen
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>>150091818
>reaper can melt every tank and offense character in the game easily
>mad that he has a counter
>>
>>150091851

disregard aim

play heroes you can do well on without needing to aim

a good Reaper, Reinhardt, Lucio, etc will always be valuable
>>
So I started playing Roadhog, I got landing bullshit max range no line of sight hooks down pat, but how do I actually kill people consistently afterwards? Half the time they land next to me, behind me, on top of me, or whatever, and I can't adjust in time to one shot them.
>>
>Mercy waifu
>Hate playing her

>The huenigger monkey Lucio is cringy as fuck
>Love playing him
>>
>>150091905
His counter is every single mid/long range character.
There is no reason for him to get countered in close range.
>>
Can we all agree that Genji's ult is OP?
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>>150080762
Omnic rights
>>
does anyone like to use emotes here in twitch chat?
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>>150091802

Dva is generally better.

Avoid reaper.
Avoid Dva.
Avoid roadhog.
Zenyatta eats you.
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>107 hours played as mercy
you will never be this much of a slut
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>>150091904
>Kill myself because that will never happen
I know them feels.

>Never find a woman like Mercy or Tracer. Ever. Fuck.
>>
Does anybody have that really bad McCree PotG webm where he tried shooting at people after they've already died on route 66.
>>
>>150092075
Is it really so awful for him to have a single close range counter? If you know what you're doing you can kill McCree most of the time anyway
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NO ZARYA NO
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE TOBELSTEIN
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I found this pretty weird Easter Egg, I've looked all over the internet but I can't find any information on it and I don't know how to recreate it but I'll try and explain it as best as I can.

In some games, usually when I'm doing pretty bad, a giant Ape will fall out of the sky and allow me to get free kills. For this I have dubbed it the "Free Kill Ape." It's pretty useful because it allows me to charge my Ult up really quick.

As I've said though I don't know how to make the Free Kill Ape appear so any help will be appreciated.
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>>150092310
That's Winston. He's a playable character.
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>>150090621
She really needs an amazon one, like that dragon crown girl with long hair and tribal tattoos and shit
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>>150092438
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>>150081889

>>150082278
You give me hope anon
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>play reinhardt for most of the map
>gold damage

this is...Just wow......
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>accidentally nanoboost lucio cause he jumped infront of me as I tried to get reinhardt
>speedboosts in and kills their supports
noice.
>>
Am I the one bringing our team down?

I usually play Lucio and I'm almost always on or around the objective.

When I say around, I mean right outside, usually picking enemies off or healing others.

Am I bad? How can I get better?
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WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
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>>150080762
What is Tracer as MC?
S76 and Reaper are the main characters of the "lore", but not the game, for some reason
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>>150092802

>console
>>
>it's another 6-stack 10 ranks higher vs 4 solo q episode

T-thanks blizz.
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>>150080762
Torbjorn's silly voice lines actually being funny
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>>150092854
Lost 15 games in a row and got matched with 30 shitters, worst experience in my life
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>>150081479
Why won't you stand on the point?
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>>150092920
It can be frustrating, but just remember that Blizz doesn't want 6 stacks to wait long for a match so you get to be the sacrificial lamb every once in a while.
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>>150092854
>autism
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>>150079341
Widow maker needs a nerf. There is no way I can fight her as Ready.

She just flies onto a roof and if I try to teleport up there she heads shots me as I warp in.

If I try fighting her from range she just out dps me.

How am I supposed to kill this bitch when she keeps hiding up on top of shit where I can't reach her?
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>>150092802
Feel my pain.
With that amount of healing I probably should have switched to 76
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>>150093103
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE /owg/ IS PC MASTER RACE ONLY GABEN GIVE ME YOUR CUM
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>>150081479
>31%
>2 k/d
>3 sec objective time
L M A O
M
A
O

i want you to burn in hell
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>>150083735
Superior meme coming through
>>
Why do you guys think shadder2k is legitimately a good Genji?

All he does is press his deflect button, double jump and presses Shift either away or towards an enemy depending on his HP and if other people are nearby.

He is complete garbage and is the most predictable player ever. Anyone who loses to this Eurotrash should uninstall.
>>
Do you get more experience based on your personal performance?
>>
Why are emotes so fuckin rare

I'm level 55, I have 6 legendaries and 2 emotes
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>>150093509
Here's how it works:
>SoloQ.
>All your team quit
>You lose 10 ranks

>SoloQ
>All their team quit
>You win and gain 0.000012% of a rank
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Any good D.va play I can watch?
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>>150092310
fuck me I've seen this Free Kill Ape too, he has even fallen from the sky WHILE INSIDE, it crazy.

... Was your Ape wearing scuba gear too?
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>>150093469
just watched 2 mins and closed his stream since an anon was advertising it here

makes so many mistakes and plays like hes in the 50s mmr
>>
>>150093509

Yes, which is both good and bad, since it seems like support players will almost always get less XP than damage-dealers no matter how well they perform.

I think most people don't dislike being rewarded for individual performance on top of a win, but it needs to be adjusted to not shaft the support players.

shit I typed all that out and realized you were talking about XP not ranked points

so, yes, you get more experience for doing well because you get bonus XP for bronze/silver/gold medals
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>>150093630
Sometimes Free Kill Ape has this bubble thing and he wears scuba gear yes.

The bubble just explodes if you shoot it once though, I think it might be a graphical glitch?
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Is Zenyatta viable solo healer yet?
>>
Reinhardt = Zarya > Roadhog > D.va > Winston
>>
>tfw never gonna reach top 500
Rank 70 is the elo hell for solo q
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>>150093509
Yeah, you get more exp for medals
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10871474


I hope this fixes everything
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>>150093469
>deflect button, double jump and presses Shift either away or towards an enemy depending on his HP and if other people are nearby

How the fuck else are you supposed to play genji
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>>150093787
Sounds like it might be but I've only seen him twice and it was in the same match, maybe Route 66 is his home or favourite hang out? I think you might be the premier knowledge source of this Free Kill Ape phenomenon, like I have never even seen this "bubble" you speak of.

Keep up the fact finding anon, you'll find a break through soon, I can feel it..
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>>150093469
>All he does is [use all of the abilities the correct way]
you're a shitter
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>>150093978
No, he got nerfed way too hard.
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>>150093469
>>150093652
post ranks
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>>150093652
>>150093469
>Shadder is ranked in something like top 50-60
Yeah, I'm sure he's shit and got carried to his rank, if only you guys played genji you'd show him how it's done, right?
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>>150086780
This
>>150086924
DELETE THIS
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>>150093841
>winston last

found the faggot scrub shitter idiot everybody

literally LOL at your fucking LIFE, retard
>>
reminder that shadder2k is 82 in EU which is equivalent to 72 in NA, since you can get into top 500 at a lower rank than EU.
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IMPORTANT POLL

FATE OF THE WORLD HANG IN THE BALANCE

http://www.strawpoll.me/10871512
http://www.strawpoll.me/10871512
http://www.strawpoll.me/10871512
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>>150083072
Building up a resistance to anti-social commentary is basically a survival trait on 4chan. If you can't handle the heat, you're gonna get burned by the fire. It's why I can call you a humongous faggot while at the same time holding a civil conversation.
>>
Honestly if you think you're good but are "forced" into healer roles then just playing Zenyetta for solo carrying.

He can save retards from ults, he can do damage, and his avg healing can be just as good as mercy. If you can't solo carry yourself out of 60 then really it's just git gud
>>
>>150087563
Pharah mains are the most entitled shits I've ever seen.
>Waah, my hero has counters
>Waah, remove them
Learn to adapt like everyone else, or, or, learn to counterpick
Staying Pharah when half the enemy team is your counter is like staying Winston when half the enemy team is Reaper
>>
how do you guys aim with widow? can't hit shit with how fast people strafe and bunny hop. yet i stick my head out once real quick and the enemy widow just picks me off one shot every time. fml
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>>150094405
raping
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>>150079341
Would you like me to be on your team? Why and why not? Also rate me
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>>150094479
fuck no
>>
Why does it keep happening?
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>>150080762
What is comp?
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>>150088729
>Reaper, a flanker with the highest DPS in the game, not counting Turret Bastion, is not DPS
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>>150094516
Why what should I work on?
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>win attack
>someone on your team picks hanzo on defend
>lose defend
>rest of the team starts emoing because of hanzo
>attack with symmetra torb hanzo
>lose

can hanzo be deleted from the game already?
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>>150093817
I love paring him with Lucio and keeping speedboost on, and switching to healing in case he dies, so sort of.
>>
>tfw Bastion will never be anything but a pubstomper.
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>>150094474
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>>150094849
Why not switch to healing before he dies?
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>there are people here that donate/subscribe to streamers and think they are good players in any way

neck yourselves
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>>150091904
DELETE THIS PICTURE ALREADY
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>>150092154
I'm almost there!
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Isn't it 4 self destruct kills for a achievement? I just did that a small ain't get one
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Who /quickplayonly/ here?

Feels good to not be an autist who takes a casual fps seriously
>>
>>150095023

>being proud of being bad

everyone is very impressed
>>
Which characters do you think are the most fun to play?
>>
>>150080117
>Buffing junkrat

the fuck
>>
>>150094725

Just bad ping )))
>>
>>150094931
Watch some pro games and reconsider.

Sure he's not a common pick but he's still viable.
>>
>>150095023
Me. Still makes me mad sometimes though
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>>150095023
You can still play ranked without giving a shit.
>>
>>150090146
Once you've ambushed them once, move to an area with a LoS to your last position so you can ambush them again when they try to weed you out.
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>>150095023
>did my placements, didn't enjoy myself
>yoinked a 64 out of my ass

Haven't touched it since
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>>150094725
outplayed
>>
>>150095098
Ana, Zen, Mei, Mercy. For me personally.

Winston can be fun but feeling forced to switch to him whenever my team mates can't deal with a Genji kind of wore me out.
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>>150094805
At least 350 hours.
>>
>guy uses callouts of "DEY BEHIND"
>turn around
>see nothing
>no idea what the fuck he's talking about
>goes ape shit when nobody notices

???

why is it so hard for people to just fucking say an actual spot on the map? Why can't they just say "at my teleporter" or "in the building behind the point" or some shit

almost as good as the age old csgo callout "he's right there!!!"
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BIKINI SKINS WHEN

I NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH OF MEI'S BODY TYPE
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>sudden death
>1 minute left
>team-mate leaves and throws the game for us

WELL FUCK YOU TOO ASSHOLE
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>>150095023
>>150095089
>mfw even if i do play comp it'll just be to get comp points for muh gold guns and not worrying about rank
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>>150079341

Who is the Chuck Tingle of Overwatch?
>>
>>150086652
Go harambe and aim exclusively at his pocket mercy.
Run away and see him doing jack shit, because he can't be a badass without a mercy glued to his ass.
>>
>>150095023
I only played 6 placements, did 3/3.

That was a month ago because I decided that I need to be able to play every single character until I go back. Still learning.
>>
>>150095242
Or you know, they enemy was actually right behind you but decided to fuck off for a while?
>>
>play roadhog
>hook reaper
>shoot him
>he is almost dead and wraiths away

>play reaper
>get hooked by a roadhog with full HP
>he instakills me
>>
>play console
>aiming is shit
>players move erratically and jump around when attacking
>impossible

i'll just accept i'm too much f a scrublord for this shit
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>>150095394
lol wat u mean anon?
>>
Why is quickplay more balanced than rank ~40 competitive?
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>>150095496
I don't think I could try to miss that often
jesus
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>>150086780
This artwork looks like the shitty mass effect comics
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>lose

hahahahaahashashsdahdashashHAAHSAHSAHAHDHHAHASAHS

FUCK KOTH SO FUCKING GARBAGE

AND OFC EL CLASSICO RANK 66 QUEUEING WITH A 52 MEME.
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>>150095496

>this is how consolecucks "play" video games
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Why is Widow such a meanie?
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>>150095496
This looks like my general aiming ability
I play on PC.
Send help.
>>
>>150095251
>tfw she only looks thicc because she's wearing multiple layers of clothing
>bikini skin releases
>Mei has the body of Tracer.
>>
HOW DO I REPORT AN IN GAME ISSUE TO BLIZZARD

I HAVE A LEAVER PENALTY AND I DID NOT RECEIVE A SINGLE WARNING THAT I WOULD BE GETTING ONE
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>>150095496
HOW?!?!?!

I know aiming on consoles is bad... But there is no fucking way it can be THIS bad.
>>
Tips for playing D.Va?
>>
>playing zen on anubis attack
>tell my ult is ready
>I ult
>every runs away from me because they know that the transcendence aura is actually a portal to hell

WE ARE ALL OOGA NOW
>>
>>150095098
junkrat
dude explosions lmao
>>
>>150095023
I'm shit at competitive but still play it because I want to get good and learn how not to be mad. How do people do it? I want to enjoy the game and not get mad
>>
>>
>play Ana
>constantly spam nanoboost is ready
>no responses, have to boost the shitty reinhardt or guess when to boost offense characters
>meanwhile the enemy reaper is a sanic beyblade every other minute

I give up
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marsy
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>>150095908
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>>150095876
play reinhart, lucio, mercy, torbjorn, or reaper
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>>150083972
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Is Torb on defense just a shitty pick at competitive scene?

everytime we have a torb on our team the turret tickles their tank until it gets BTFO and then we're basically 1 man down
>>
Does leaving games lower your quick play mmr or something? I was on permatilt for like a week with constant -75% xp because of all the ragequits and now I just queued into a game where half the people were in single digits.
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did i do good guys

youtu.be/Bziic3WCR8E
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>>150083105
DocHolliday
McSkill
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>>150095496
>console matters too!
no wonder they had to make turrets into peashooters
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>>150094963
I do depending on the situation. If a lot of DPS is coming out way switch to healing unless the best way to avoid it is to boost everybody to away.
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>>150095945
It is.

Console player here.
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>>150096253
>I don't know how to make webms

No, you fucked up.
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>>150096220
It's good for detecting flankers, and Molten Core can help deter a push from the attacking team
But really, Torb is better himself than the turret, his alt fire is good, and the armour packs are good support
I place my turrets near the back hidden from sight at flank points
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can they just remove genji from the game

not fun to play against, not fun to play with, encourages people to play selfishly and alone, all-around cancer t b h
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>>150095251
measured out how thick her coat is, then just traced

she is thin, with a badonkadonk
>>
>>150091008
But I'm a wrist aimer, my aim is usually pretty okay. A 360 would involve me moving from one side of my mousepad to the other almost, I have a really tiny desk. It just works for me, playing anything lower feels like my mouse is broken and isn't responding at all.
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>>150096253
>difficulty **
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>>150083105
Jihad or some other muslim word
Clint Eastwood
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>>150086780
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>>150096062
if you knew the reaper's going to beyblade just save your sleep dart for it
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>>150096008
>that tail
oh my
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>>150096008
i wasn't sure I liked this pic cause of generic animu faec but
>best skin
>"tail" placement
>the mon pubis
>HEART PUPILS

so i like it but im not in love with it
>>
>>150083527
>there's also this weird thing where sometimes when I go 24+ hours without sleeping and feel really tired I gain aimbot-tier aim and tracking for some time, still don't understand that

It's called the zone. It's a state where your instinctual and intellectual mind are as close as they can get to meshing. Your instinctual mind reacts quicker due to your intellectual mind not fighting it; if you've taken the time to build up your reflexes and muscle memory, it basically means that even though you're on auto-pilot you're basically a Hard A.I. when it comes to targeting and muscle memory.
>>
lùcio solo heal on defense y/n?
>>
>>150096658
If payload then yes
Mercy is better for defense because the rez
>>
anyone else has problems with torbjorns ult?

TORBJORN ULT BUGGED!!!

sometimes when i shoot shoot shoot I CANT SHOOT ANYMORE BUT I HAVE THE AMMO and i basically cant alt fire (not sure about LMB) for like 3 secs

like every fifth molten core is like that, holy shit thats so annoying and costs me games sometimes because BLIZZARD FUCKING STUPID FAGGOT COMPANY CANT MAKE NORMAL GAME
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>THE PEEYLOAD HAZ REACHED ZE CHECK POINT
>[xxAnalDevastatorxx] gg noobs
>xxAnalDevastatorxx has left the game.
>>
>kill 3 people out of meka as d.va
>call meka
>block zarya ulti
>kill 1, ult, kill an other
>win right after
>all within the space of 30 seconds
>potg is some hanzo getting a double kill

:(
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>>150096062
>have to guess
nigga you realize tab shows you who has an ult ready, right
>>
>>150095310
>I wanna play for pixels
just as fucking bad as playing for a double-digit number
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>>150096824
That's happened to me once
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>>150096464
Doesn't look thin to me.
>>
>Enters defence game at 10 sec setup time left.
>Team has no healer.
>Picks Lucio panicly.
>Roadhog, Genji, Reaper, Pharah, Hanzo
>Geni, Reaper, Pharah went soloing/flanking
>Just me as Lucio, Roadhog and Hanzo trying to contest vs 6-man team.
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>>150096902
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>>150096917
sorry I like to look blinged as fuck out bro
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They need to reduce the hitbox on d.vas mech. Fuckin thing is huge.
>>
Does reporting even do anything? How many people need to report you before anything happens?
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>it's your whole team is allergic to the objective episode again
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>>150092154
I have seen the abyss. And it stares back at me.
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>>150096902
The play of the game system is fucking retarded.
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>>150096989
well go do some detective work and photoshop shit man, i'm eating lunch
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>>150097249
>total healing 9 goddamn million
Jesus
>>
>>150086367
That's why you try to have at least two heroes you can at least not shit the bed as in each category.

My own are these:

>Offense

S76, McSkill

>Defense

Junkrat, Mei

>Tank

Reinhardt, D.Va

>Support

Lucio, Zenyatta
>>
How would /owg/ deal with this setup.
>Sudden Death Attack Numbani
>Enemy head
>Torj/Bastion on Payload
>Mercy/Zenyatta and Junkrat to the left, under the rafter
>D.Va on the right balcony plinking away at us.

I don't even know what we could have done.
>Can't go straight at the point because you have Powered Up Bastion protected by the Reinhardt
>Zenyatta floating all over the place
>Go left and you have to dodge/destroy Junkrat's trap, and then deal with an alerted Junkrat/Mercy
>Go right to get an angle on Bastion and slowly die a death from a thousand cuts and D/Va slowly plinks at you from her perch (And you get Discorded so it gets worse)

I can't even think of a way. Like we eventually unseated the Bastion and killed Bast/Zenyatta/Reinhardt and then with 15s left

>NERF THIS!!!
>Heroes never die!

They reset their entire defense under the cover of the D.VA ult

This level of teamwork was on rank fucking 35 on my character I purposely sank to rank 20 for ez comp points.
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Someone post the webm of Reaper teleporting away from the contested objective.
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>>150097206
>it's an anon spergs the fuck out really hard for 3 matches in a row and is now worried after regaining composure episode

unless you were calling people derogatory terms you probably won't have anything done to you
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gg

zipped behind enemy lines at temple of anubis and started capturing objective A while everyone else playing were too focused at the gate/frontlines. This is the way I envisioned playing Widowmaker. I wish they reduced the cooldown on her zipline though, she needs to be able to spam that. Would be way more fun.
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>>150095951
Stay with your team and put matrix up when a lot of fire is coming and they're pushing. Only boost in to take people out if they're pretty weak or you can push them into a more narrow space so they can't just run away. Ult to control space a ground the objective but try and make sure you have a few teammates a ground you to help clean up the other team. No point in using self destruct if they're just going to melt you.
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>>150097353
I didn't mein Torj/Bastion, I meant Reinhardt/Bastion on payload
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>>150097202
I kind of like how her mech is pretty fragile without the shield, but stout as fuck with it.
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>>150084767
little known fact:
Ana is in some really kinky shit and likes it when people watch
>>
Obvuously it's that way because her mech is huge
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>>150097227
>it's a your whole team doesn't understand how point capture works so they just tunnel vision to stand in one spot to be destroyed by the other team instead of wiping them, THEN capping episode
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>go to /vg/ catalog
>ctrl + f
>type "owg"
>/wowg/ pops up first
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Do snipers even exist anymore or was ana the nail in the coffin for them to realize they're cancer?
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>>150097390
Nah, I just disconnected for no reason, but apparently my character still stayed in the game. So when I logged back in everyone was on my ass and telling me they're reporting me for afk. Then I spent the rest of the match shooting at nothing to upset them more.
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>>150097398
you think that's impressive?
I got gold kills with Mercy and gold heals with Sodlier
try harder bitch
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>>150080240
Marry Zarya
Fuck Mei
Kill Widow
>>
Transcribe voice lines you can't understand:

A REEHUM A WIDDICH
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>>150096220
I go torb 100% of the time on Hanamura defense and 75% on Numbani first point.

The key is to simply not put your turret in a place where it can be seen from the choke - you want the enemy to start getting hit by the turret only after they're already pushing, and people are too stupid to do that so they put it in spots where the enemy can just corner peek with pharah or whatever and kill it easily.
>>
>>150097390

Fun fact: I did the original assburger edit of that pic back in 2009. Someone from a Finnish hikikomori board edited it so that the assburger face was now black and white (originally it was colored). Apparently it has been further edited to include a smug pepe face.
>>
>learning Reaper on QP
>people are telling me to kill myself and to switch
>I ignore them
>teleport behind the enemies
>DIE DIE DIEEEEE
>quadruple kill
>get the achievement
>PotG
>we win
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>>150097227
>get killed
>look at what my teammates are doing
they stand next to the point and just shoot at mei-on-ice
why people why? the objective is right there!
>>
Can we please discuss defending?

Am I the only one who thinks it's extremely unfair when defending? A lot of the time my team capture both points in seconds, and get our points captured just as much.

Both control and payload are both in favour of attack, at least that's what it feels like to me.

There have only been a handful of times where I've been defended against, or defended completely.

Blizzard definitely knows this because defenders have the advantage after coinflip. What can be done to even things out more?

Does anybody have any strategies for defending?
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>>150097730
STARCHO RENJINS
wtf i don't speak kangaroo
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>>150097678
not everyone is pro gamer 360 noscope mountain dew and doritos. allow me to have my moment. sheesh. no wonder you guys are all jaded and angry 24/7. You don't do anything else.
>>
Have they improved the matchmaking? Feels like recently in my 72 rank I've often got those kind of games where all players are quite close to each other in rank (like 70-74).

Previously it was quite common that there'd be an odd 1 or 2 players who were in like low 60's and only a couple people 70+
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>>150097765
Where do you place it usually? I just started playing the game and really like Torb but I'm having trouble with turret placement.
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>child bearing hips
>gigantic tits
>a cute

best wife confirmed
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>>150097632
type /owg you dumb nigger
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>>150097957
I ship her with Hanzo
I am the only one
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>>150097730
SHIHA SHI SHISHO

Fuckin Mei
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>>150097957
nice chin lol
>>
>>150097957
thiccness not confirmed. For all we know she's just wearing multiple layers of clothing to stay warm, so anons are getting confused. She's Chinese, not eskimo, running around like that all the time wearing heavy clothes would mean she's /fit/, not thicc like you guys have deluded yourselves into thinking
>>
>>150097868
Theres a reason pro games use stopwatch

Between evenly matched teams both teams usually win attack so it makes sense to decide the winner by which one won attack faster

>defenders have the advantage after coinflip
Huh? The main reason people complain so much about stopwatch because attack wins like 70%
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>>150098146
>thiccness not confirmed
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>>150097898
i see zero reason why you decided to blog about that game

i dont see a single statistic there that is in any way impressive

literally 0 scoped critical hits when that's all widow is about after the nerf

despite clearly only going for bodyshots your scoped accuracy was below 50%
>>
>>150097868
Defense heroes exist for a reason. To defend. Defense heroes are also the least efficient heroes to pick in the current meta.
>>
>>150098327
>no fun allowed in /owg/
ok I get it
>>
>>150095926
P L E A S E

R E S P O N D
>>
Post your favourite fan art
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>>150098336
Junkrat is very efficient
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>>150079676
>forum rant bait post
>a million yous

clockwerk
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>>150098487
at being shit yes
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>>150098203
Sorry I spazed there.

I meant attackers have the advantage all the time. Which is why the time is reduced after coinflip.
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>>150098464
ok but i might get banned
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>>150098439
i genuinely want to hear your thought process that lead you into the conclusion that you want to blog about that game here

i just dont get it
>>
I'm cursed to forever play Zarya and nothing else

I wish I was good at texas six shooter man instead of weightlifter russian gravity woman
>>
>>150096008
>Mercys tail is a buttplug
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>>150098464
I can't handle the thiccness
>>
>>150097890

START YOUR ENGINES
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>>150098758
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>>150098464
>>
>>150098662
play zen
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Just ordered the XIM4, what am I in for?
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>>150098464
I think genderbending the characters is interesting
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>>150098464
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>>150098464
idk why this pic exists

But it gives me strength
>>
>>150098956
Ban
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>>150098975
well this looks better than most
>even though this one looks more like 17 year old McCree
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>sudden death on attack
>Team got wiped? No problem! Just regroup and try again in a few seconds
>sudden death on defense
>Team got wiped? git gud faggot you deserve to lose for being such a shitter
>>
>>150098714
>I can't handle the alleged thiccness
fixed
>>
>>150098956
It doesn't even work on overwatch.
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>>150098818
>>
>No porn of best girl Ana.
>>
>>150099104
I cannot fucking wait till Season 2 so this coinflip sudden death shit is gone
>>
>>150098568
he's pharah lite
""""pro"""" teams have been using him a lot since the mcree rebalance
>>
>can't use defense heroes when defending
>Because they're shit
>>
>>150086562
>The way it is now, you're not sure if anyone's there because you can't see who's there with you, which is why people rarely talk in the main menu. You don't know when they leave to get into a match, either

What if they added chat lobbies like WC3 had?
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>>150099147
It's for the best.
>>
>SasukeKillerbee has chosen Genji.
>we lose because he's a FUCKING CHILD
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Any way to purchase more currency? I want that Captain Amari skin, but I don't feel like spending hundreds of buckaroos for a CHANCE at getting it. I don't see an option to buy more currency.

I need that skin to make Ana playable.
>>
>>150091156
Since Widow is breaking her conditioning it isn't outside the realm of possibility for Reapers heart to grow three sizes one day.
>>
>>150099476
>Since Widow is breaking her conditioning
Salsa en esto
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Who /startedfromthebottom/ here
Also post yours
>>
>>150099467
what level are you? after a certain point you get tons of duplicates and get currency all the time
I'm level ~110 and am just working on the legendary mcree and hanzo skins and then i'll have every skin i want
>>
>>150095606
>noice.
>>150095692
>>150095876
>>150095945
>>150096395
What's worse is the fact there is an auto aim setting on consoles that is default at 100%
>>
>>150099680
65 still the bottom to me

fucking hate having 60s in my game when im in top 200
>>
Zenyatta is overpowered.
>>
>>150099712
level 18 i think.
>>
>>150099476

Giant pedophile armies with nuclear weapons.
>>
>>150099817
Tier lists say otherwise, shitter.
>>
>>150099467
Just pretend you're using Cpt. Amari instead of whatever else you have. It's not like your teammates will be checking her out.
>>
>hanamura attack sudden death
>guy leaves at 20 seconds to go
>we all ahve our ults up

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHAT THE FUCK
>>
Whats the character you use when you are tilted and just wanna have fun in QP?
>>
>>150099826
oh just keep playing and you'll have enough soon
you could buy some packs if you really love the game
the legendary gold drop is the best, it's basically half your skin cost
>>
>>150099946
tracer
>>
>>150100034
>>150100034
>>150100034
>>
>>150099946
Torb, I love his rivet gun.
>>
>>150093134
be sneakier
>>
>>150094110
Maybe it's an easter egg that has to do with Harambe?
>>
>>150098607
how can that get you banned
>>
>>150099028
jazz in exchange for your souls
>>
>>150087325
>she calls her seonsaengnim
>seonsaengnim means mentor or teacher
O-oh god
>>
>>150094725
that summarizes half of my encountrers with roadhog
>>
>>150097249
with exception of 1,
all the girls who play multiplayer games that i know literally play support exclusively because they can't aim for shit or think for shit but somehow they still want to play
>>
>>150080240
Marry Hana!

Fuck Mercy.

Kill Symmetra
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>>150098464
>>
>Playing Comp solo queue
>Team Comp so far is Reinhardt, Hanzo, and two Offense
>Pick Ana
>Last guy picks Reaper
>"Oh well, at least we have a Reinhardt"
>He dashes into groups of enemies like a retard
>I'm forced to focus 90% of my healing on him, since he's always taking damage
>We win, somehow
>Retard Reinhardt sticks with Reinhardt on Defense
>I go Zenyatta since Ana's not as good on Defense
>Right afterwards, someone else picks Ana
>Our Soldier says in team chat "plz... no zen..." or something like that
>Says "uve never played him!!!"
>Which is true, but I played him a lot in the beta and he's not exactly hard to use
>Tell him in chat that Zen is the best defensive healer
>We win handily and I take all the credit for it, seriously, felt like I was playing with fucking toddlers.
>PotG is Retard Reinhardt swinging his hammer wildly while his HP shows that I'm constantly keeping him from dying
>Might've been during a Nano Boost, I don't remember
>Nobody commends my healing
>Retard Reinhardt gets 4 commendations

At least I learned that Zenyatta is a lot of fun, he can actually deal a lot of damage.
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