New Crew? Edition
http://www.strawpoll.me/10860896
>Stale Bread: >>149844286
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.35
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/222662548
>Latest content added
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52644/play-5-new-gta-online-cunning-stunts-races-today-new
>>150033652
>play dedgen to get my acheivement for armored vans
>1(one) spawns in about a real week of playing
>always close to some shitter on the other side of the city
>they let them get away
>i still need 6
More map.
>New Crew?
Haa
Every time this question comes up no one actually does it.
And when someone does it they don't use their original account to make it.
We'll only need a new crew if every single Rep, Lieu, Comm, and Blater alt becomes innactive and doesn't accept invites.
>>150035821
That's how we got this crew in the first place. No one could accept invites to the old crew, all that could were dead.
Right now, the comms are active, no point in a new crew, it will always be filled with autism, it's a 4chan crew. The only rule is and should be no griefing other members.
>>150035776
ohhhh if only.
would interesting to have the jc2 (or 3) map/s imported to this video games.
>>150035776
>Just Cause 2 syndrome
>racing slicks
>still leaves tread pattern
>>150036168
do you want a smoothie with that autism?
>>150036168
>sports cars/supercars
>offroad tires
worse desu
>>150035776
i saved some from the old threads
The crew is fine, the literal whos just need to speak up and play something to stop lobbies from devolving into permanent open season on shitters.
So now that hackers are gone is there any trick to get a shit ton of money?
Or is it just buy shark cards or grind till I want to hang myself?
>>>150036485
There's a LOBBY WITH LOTS OF CREW IN IT NOW?? I see like 8 people online in da crew...
>open season on shitters
>bad
>implying they don't deserve it
>>150036485
do you want a smoothie with that autism?
>>150035776
>>150036423
>>150036567
i like the one with the vice city part with the string of small islands. gives me a nostalgia boner for wake island in bf1942 for some reason
>>150036607
About the only ways to make loadsamone are crates and CEO work, or grinding the Pakistan glitch.
>>150036567
>>150036607
parachute thing still works
>>150036782
>Pakistan glitch
what is it?
>>150036607
funny you should say hackers are gone because i'm in a session with one right now, no money that i've seen, but they have tp, godmode, explosive rounds, railgun etc. just like old menus
are they being incredibly stupid and using a detected menu, or is this possibly a new one? who knows!!!!
is it worth it to use KB+M over a controller?
>>150036791
parachute thing?
>Karen will never entrap and cajole you into eating her ass.
why live
>>150036983
you use cheat engine and then do parachute yourself for 100k
>>150036961
you gotta use both desu, but you can get pretty good at driving on kb its just not as fun
>>150036651
Usually you have to check up crew members and join them manually, join crew members is busted and will match you with a single person.
There's more to this game than boosting your KDR on defenseless people with 10 other crew members, you know.Very little, but there is. You just have to accept the invites.
>>150036961
do you want a smoothie with that autism?
>>150036890
So, host sets his cut to 0, doesn't grab money, and doesn't boat the boat.
Right as the boat goes under the bridgeor something close to that, I do not know the exact timing,the host DC's on purpose, either pulling ethernet or alt-f4ing.
If it goes right, host can repeat finale, and everyone gets money for the finale, and host is missing during PICNIC cutscene.
>>150037129
I dont care about boosting kdr, i care about having fun. Being in a lobby with lots of crew makes me less lonely.
>tfw botting on pokemon go
Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
the drift tampa does such lovely donuts
>>150035776
>>150036423
>>150036567
>>150036791nevereverit hurts every time i look at these images
>>150038212
but anon, when they release these DLCs they will put functioning airports ;^)
>>150038546
>they will put functioning airports
>functioning
>R*
thanks I needed that kek
>>150038546
aka griefer centers
>>150038056
the 4wd helps (on some cars) keep it in an actual circle
>>150038758
Maybe an assortment of waterplanes and car-carrying boats would help on that.
>>150038056
also is it just me or is the ragga rum livery (when the car colour isn't black/dark) the best in the game????? this car is growing on me fast
>>150038212
>mfw going through my own stats
>>150039049
how about some cruise ships while we're at it. and self-sailable yachts instead of talking to an australian before blacking out and arriving at your destination. i don't like the implication of australian rape.
>>150039503
Big ships in general.
They could make it like the trains. Huge containerships and oiltankers circling the map endlessly, or docking sometimes.
Would make for some very nice places to "go to" without ********* needs to justify storywise why new islands have appeared.
>>150039360
mine is 277 in the schafter v12, a car i barely drive and have no recollection of going anything close to this.
i think my actual highest speed during one of the challenges was around 151 in the banshee :x
>>150039049
>car-carrying boats
would be sort of simple to implement, like the path and schedule would be similar to the lift cable car at chilliad
Farthest vehicle jump3,554.11 ft
Highest vehicle jump6,869.29 ft
lol wtf, does the social club include races or some shit
>>150039360
>mfw I remember doing this
>>150037937
tfw no gta v bot
I hate myself for this lol
>timed out because of a potty break
Should I?
Time swimming 1h 13m 49s
Distance traveled swimming 10.07 miles
Isn't 40~ minutes average for 1 mile? So that's like 7 minutes a mile if my math isn't really bad (which it normally is)
>>150040574
I feel you fellow NEET
>>150039320
I enjoy it very a lot.
51144 KILLS
9.77
5233 DEATHS
literally where the fuck is social club looking, ingame it's at 1.9 or so at the moment. whaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>150040578
If you like flipping
>>150040578
do you have any other helicopters
if yes, then no
if no, then yes
:^)literally a swift reskin
>>150040578
Now would be the only time.
>>150040856
It counts NPCs.
>>150040578
If you're going to you may as well do it now.
Personally I don't think I'm going to fly that thing 229 times, or even 160 times, so spending $10 to rent one through the CEO menu when I feel like flying one seems better than buying one and cluttering up my Pegasus menu even more.
>>150040821
>Longer than a full day
Jesus Christ what is wrong with you
>>150040578
it's really bad
just buy a swift
>>150041171
>>150041303
>>150040969
>>150040932
>>150040924
Nevermind, I never realized I could just call one via CEO menu.
>>150041171
$10k*
why don't r* go to all these minigames etc. and permaban all the people with impossible scores, opening up the world record shit for actual people who can play games? same with races pls
>>150041365
you're better off buying a buzzard and calling it for free
isn't the volatus like ten thousand to spawn each time? that shit adds up super quickly
>>150041292
Iprobably rubber banded my controller on dedgen
That and I'm also a worthless NEET and deserve only death.
>>150041475
my 0.00.005 time is legit how dare you make that accusation
Is the FMJ any fun? It looks really cool.
how do Iduplicatecars tosellor do the parachutetrick
>>150041835
generic super would recommend not buying it
>>150042019
first you have to____________
and then you..........
but most importantlyKYS
thoughts?
>>150042386
not accurate
>>150042515
Lester can walk.
>>150042579
it was an extreme example, but the equivalent to lester as a woman would look a lot less attractive than >>150042386
>>150042261
so much effort and so little help to your fellow anon
>>150042994
>literal newfag
>wants to bypass playing the game
>by being spoonfed glitches
you missed the gravy train by about 5 months
>>150041475
Because they don't give a shit.
It would take effort on the part of an employee, and therefore money, and they're not willing to spend a penny on keeping world records legit.
When you look at any company and think "My god, they're fucking dumb why are they doing this" they almost certainly know about the problem, they either just don't care or don't have the money to fix it. And we know R* has the money.
>be in premium race
>everyone is fucking pathetic
>tire gets knocked in when while I am in first
>lose the lead but easily can reclaim it
>tire continues to ruin my landing from jumps
>slows me down
>too late to respawn or else I will lose
>lose anyway
>mfw
Since when can your tires get knocked in? I don't ever remember it happening before, and I've taken harder hits than the one that screwed up tire.
>>150042386
Ugly ass Alvin & the Chipmunks looking bitch, isn't even as fat as a female Lester would be, her puss would smell like old yogurt. 1/10 might play games with (No voice chat)
>>150042994
Here's my recommended way to get the most money.buy shark cardsâ„¢
Or just grind the fuck out of crates/VIP like the rest of us. Or if you can get a team do PacStan
>>150042994
Fucking play the game. Do it legitly.
>>150043413
>Since when can your tires get knocked in
since release you autist, 100% armor takes a while where as stock cars can in 1 hit
you can post again when R* makes tires fall off like in SP
>>150043683
Good thing my car wasn't stock then. Now answer it again without embarrassing yourself faggot.
>>150043413
this happened to me before, i was in an elegy and got fucked up really hard at the start of the race but maintained first place until the second lap when the front left locked up and sent me hurtling off the side of the track
even if you manage to maintain your place on the track after getting rammed the damage is still done, it's horrible
>>150043683
>tires fall off like in SP
Yes please. Also add the wildlife back in. I miss accidentally creaming a deer that decided to wander on the interstate.
>>150043827
PCucks, every1
>>150043924
>implying
>>150043242
>newfag
well yes, guess what, this game still has newfags. R* is happy about that since some of those newfags are buying shark cards. You could be happy too if you realized it might be fun to play with people who are still discovering something new andfunin the game. Anyway, I won't buy shark cards, I won't pay for a fucking menu, and I don't want to grind like it's a terrible job. I don't use glitches in other multiplayer games, but since R* only cares about Shark Card sales I figure it's ok to say fuck 'em. So be a big boi and deal with newfag questions.
>>150043504
I did PacStan and I have a medium warehouse, but there's not always 3 reliable guys to do PacStan and I am already tired of crates before I can afford a large warehouse.
>>150043653
>Do it legitly.
you mean buy shark cards?
>>150044452
>I won't buy Shark Cards
>I don't want to grind like it's a terrible job.
Then this isn't the game for you, friend. Those are literally the only ways unless you want to save up for a month to buy a car.
>>150044452
>but since R* only cares about Shark Card sales I figure it's ok to say fuck 'em.
This is exactly why R* patches glitches that make making money easier in 2 seconds flat while everything else sits on the backburner.
>>150044603
>literally the only ways
well, there's alsoglitches, which I asked about
>>150045136
Go to youtube, look for a money glitch in the current version, problem solved. Stop being a faggot looking for glitches and grind like the rest of us. If you don't like it GTFO.
>>150045136
https://youtu.be/66ulBjoNNJQ
took me literally 5 seconds. Come here as a last resort, and always check the common sources first before coming here. You waste more time having us use google for you.
>>150045310
>youtube
>1 minute dubstep intro
>flashing graphics
>screaming voice
>14 minute video
>no valuable info after 12 minutes
>>150045643
>4chan
>no one wants to help me
>over 40 minutes
>no one provides me valuable information
only cucking yourself lad
So I lost my buzzard from pegasus for no fucking reason. If I buy it again in pegasus will i be able to spawn it for free/low price instead of $25000?
>>150046039
If you paid $25k, you didn't buy it, you only rented it.
>>150045563
Yes, that's right. If you use this glitch, you can be JUST LIKE this man. With his suit and sneakers, and his chrome Kuruma.
>>150046298
Not an argument. What the fuck are you still doing here? It's going to be an hour and you still haven't found out a glitch. Stop bitching it's a money glitch like you asked for use it or don't your call.
>>150046270
I bought it from warstock for 1.7m, I did own it. Do you know the answer to my actual question though? If I buy it off warstock again for 1750000 will it be cheaper or free to spawn with CEO menu?
>>150046501
If you buy it from Warstock, yeah, it'll be free. But i'd try to figure out why you lost it in the first place before dropping the money for another one.
>>150045563
>Game keeps track of the last car you used before starting a contact mission including upgrades
Neat.
I never got to find this shit since you're pushed straight onto a PV within the first hour of online.
AlsoFirst Personal Vehicle
When did you startPCJ-600
Oct 1st 2013
>>150046617
"Hi rockstar i bought a buzzard with hacker bucks and it dissapeared can you give it back please?" I feel like i'd be an idiot if i tried that t b h
Maybe the swift though since its faster and cheaper, and i can't into buzzard guns..
>>150046485
Wow, calm down kid. XD Have a glass of warm milk. People on this site are so angry because they don't have wives to beat.
>>150046863
>hacker bucks
Yeah, kiss that bird goodbye. I don't think the swift is free from the CEO menu though. Plus buzzard is best way to do HeadHunter.
>>150035776
>>150036423
One of the things all these maps has in common that the stock one doesn't.
Is that they are not cramped as fuck with stuff, but actually gives you a sense of being somewhere real.
Instead of being in small biomes littered with out of place buildings, where you can always see the end.
So what are YOU saving up for/recently purchasing, /gtag/?
>>150046825
I remember buying the elegy for the account I actually use. Started in February 16, 2014. First time I played was sometime in January the same year, or whenever 1.09 was the version. Landstalker was my actual first., didn't really know what I was doing.
>>150046863
k have fun when you're going to get some crates you bought and a valkyrie spawns in
>steal vagos gang car to store and sell later
>they compliment it as i'm driving out of their territory
>>150046825
ruiner
april 14th2015
>>150047253
Just recently made sure none of my vehicles can be out performed in any class, working on getting a CEO building and warehouse.
>>150047253
Currently working on hoarding all armoured vehicles. Then I'll work on filling the rest of my garage spots with visually pleasing cars.
>>150045310
You know people used to share dosh because no one wanted to grind like a faggot.
Now you've just accepted it like a cuck and expect everyone else to as well.
>>150047154
>XD
Here's your (You)
>>150046825
Release day 2013, Fusilade.
>>150047468
People stopped sharing cash because it doesn't fucking work any more you retard, now stop bitching about nobody spoonfeeding you and shut the fuck up.
>>150047468
I don't do money glitches because I realized I wasn't going to get better. It also felt redundant, things are so high priced and valued, that just doing a glitch to get everything I've ever wanted felt boring. I stopped doing money glitches when I was rank 60 two years ago. I am now 338, I should also add I took a year off. I wanted to get better at the game because it just feels more enjoyable, it feels way better accomplishing things with friends that are 300+ and just as good as you, than having everything and being trash at the game.
>>150047550
>>150047634
>>150046825fusiladeRiP
oct 2 2013
lost it in like 3 seconds flat cause grenades at LS customs spawnkill
sandking XL first vehicle permanent from garage about a week later
>>150047923
You were literally just whining that nobody was spoonfeeding you information that can easily be found with a quick google search and you're accusing other people of being babies?
Stay poor fagtron.
>>150047923
It's okay, little baby. Dry up those tears
>when you play golf and then there is drama
I just wanted to have fun!
>65 million in literal unspendable money
>send heist host messages that I'll do it >for free
>they give me 25% every time and the low levels 15% because I can carry my weight
>EVERY TIME
I swear some players are bots which decide payouts based on the skill level of players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tBTc83DN9k
More meme non-super cars when?
>>150048226
>I just wanted to have fun!
Have you forgotten where you are?
>>150048412
Is this Pacific Standard? I never understood what people mean by pulling their weight. It isn't hard, even on hard being a crowd control(which is usually the ones that fight their way to the bikes). Someone needs to be demolition and hacker, which honestly do nothing hard. Why should they get a decrease in pay? Someone needs to do it. On an unrelated note, why do players expect a 25% cut instead in lieu of a 20%? Do they not understand I have to buy the heist, and go through all the setups without pay? I effectively am being cheated 230,000 if it goes equal all across, they get paid for the setups, so wth?
Any PC anons here bored enough to want to do some PacStandard setups?
Post SC
>>150048886EmoDragonZ
>>150048950
Shit senpai, I feel bad for you. Isn't it possible to change your SC username yearly or something like that?
Anyway, sent friend request, expect it sometime soon.
>voting screen
>everyone votes for race with Supers
>>150048886
Craator
>>150048870
it's every heist I join, I already got CMM so I just help plebs get theirs done
and some people fail being demolition on prison break, and those get carried throughout all the heists it doesn't stop with the shittery ever
I understand the up front costs, I'd host the heist myself but every time I do I'm stuck with 3 shitters and myself the good one, instead of joining a random where it could be 2 good and 2 shitters
>lower my MTU so I get put in solo publics
>Randoms still get filtered into my lobby
What the fuck, just let me grind in peace.
ded game
ded crew
ded thread
>>150049614
sent inv
>>150047253
Casco, Tampa Drift, different office decoration
What is the best vehicle and why is it theHauler
Is there a way to rank up fast while playing solo? I hate getting kicked on heists because the host thinks I'm too low for it.
>>150052018
Not really.
>>150052018
Stunt races. Good luck not getting rammed out of 1st place.
>>150051825
that's a funny way of spelling the phantom
>can't garage them
>no free roam trucking missions
ROOOOOOOCKKKKKSSSTTTTTAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR pls
>finally get an office and warehouse
>rando joins my session
>asks to join my organization
>decide why the fuck not, add him
>do some comfy buy missions along with head hunter
>feel pretty nice having this dude work with me
>order more goods, wait for rando to get over to the office so we can take off in the buzzard
>he zooms over, grabs the loot, takes off.
>he makes it over to the warehouse, assume he's waiting on me
>land buzzard ever so gently
>rocket to the face
>mfw
>he leaves immediately after
>If You Leave Me Now starts to play on radio
Rando, I thought we had something special, you and I
Anyone else stalk /gtag/ steam profiles to see if you show up in their screenshots/videos? Its not creepy right?
>>150037186
Does it work the other way around?
If not, ah well, i've got alot of friends who have lods of emone already
>>150053404
>trusting randoms
You deserve everything
>>150053404
joins org only to backstab
i hope his mum gets cancer
>tfw you find 15 idiots to line up behind you with catchup off and print money
>>150054140
>backstabbing
I'm surprised that isn't a real feature. Like other CEOs can pay off your associates to betray you.
>>>150053591
Everyone gets the same eventual monies if you just have 2 people hosting and they take a large cut for what they missed last time and for the current one, then alternate
Stunning Cunts Snapmatic contest winners.
Each got 1$ mil each
>>150054860
>>150055008
>>150054860
>yellow pearlescence on black
Garbage.
>>150055150
>>150055321
And that's all of them.
Good luck to anyone who actually submits something at the next update.If next month really is a biker update don't let any fucking biker crew win.
>>150055321
flat as fuck
>>150055321
>that lack of coordination
it's like they didn't even try
Also a prize of only 1mil? That's like half the total cost of one of the new cars
>>150055709
You can easily make >>150055321 while spending under 100k.Job Creator
Super Race
Place props to make a start line with extra clutter
Set race as a GTA Race
Pick 7B's as car
Set outfits for stunt suits and Bikini's
Pose the cars step out and start posing for the Editor
>last time used to play with my teenage cousin and my girlfriend
>don't get to see my gf in person a lot since she lives in another country so spend a lot of time together in game while we're apart
>do heists together having adventures
>have tons of fun
>fast forward half a year or so
>havn't played in months
>get online and drive around town to all our old hangouts and heist locations like Trevors warehouse
>all those fun times lost like tears in the rain
>gf never plays anymore and cousin is hard to get a hold of lately
>drive by gf's apartment and walk around it
>feel like I havn't seen her in a year even though I was literally on the phone with her four hours earlier
>get real nostalgic
>cousin gets online wearing some fancy suit
>hires me for his business
>spend hours hanging out around his office and doing jobs with him
>feels like legitimate business compared to robbing banks
>feel like my character has settled down compared to old times
>cousin gets off so I drive out to paleto bay to my place there
>hang out around town and doing bicycle kicks in the backyard while players fight and hangout in los santos
I dunno why i'm getting all these feels. I used to roleplay a lot with them so it feels like getting back into character and visiting town again but nothing is the same. GTA6 Online when?
>>150055321
The out of place stunt suit irritates the shit out of me.
>>150052532
But they do have freeroam trucking missions now
>>150056037
I don't doubt it m8, I'm just saying that a prize of 1mil is weak compared to the over inflated price of the new cars.
>>150056127
>>150056310
GOLFING IN HD
>>150055709
>Also a prize of only 1mil?
if they raised the prize to a top goy card, it would increase interest in submissions, but then R* would have to filter through all the shit entries
>>150056127
>gf
>lives in another country
???
>>150056523
We met online seven years ago and we've been traveling back and forth to each other for about five years now.
Her dad and everyone want us to get married. They're pretty old fashioned and conservative. But i'm poor and can't seem to get a job. ;__;
The picnic
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1469854196729.webm[PONY] crew
>>150057208
you got me fucked up if you think im gonna click a link just to watch a webm when it could just be posted here
>>>150057102
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IT
>>150057208
This is what this crew has become.
>>150057208
>loading screen weebumm
here's your (You) fagboy
>>150057345
It started with 4 of us vs ponyman. Others join and swarm like bees. I don't see the issue if the person asks for it by attacking a group of people hanging out minding their own business.
I just spent an hour dodging Buzzard missiles in a Contender. I love this thing.
How's my dude? Rate, hate, masturbate.
>>150057814
looks like every dude/10
>>150057814
He's a Kavinsky ripoff sometimes.
>>150035324
>playing stunts
>pick Lynx because customs off
>it's not terrible to drive at all
I was expecting some futo tier shit but you queers are seriously crying about not being able to haphazardly throw it around turns? Like, I don't remember the last time a jag could be thrown around a corner period.
Bunch of shitters.
>>150058135
Everything the Lynx can do another sports car can do just as good or better. It's not worth the 1.7 million to just have an average sports car. Being the most expensive sports car you would at least expect something beneficial from it.
>>150058496
You might have a point if it was anything other than a fucking jag.
Literally old money - the brand.
Anyone wanna dorandom contact missionsfor fun?
>>150058576
My point still stands. What are you getting at?
>>150058135
What >>150058496 said, there is no point in buying it if a car that is 1.4 million less can do everything better.
>>150058638
>random
>titan
>literally the first contact mission in the list
still a faggot, I see
>>150058896
I did the crimescene lester one and this came up gosh.
>>150058638
I wish I could. I unironically enjoy many of the contact missions.
R* needs to make them great again. Not having cops makes the game almost enjoyable.
>>150057814
Claude/10
>>150058769
>>150058887
Okay, so name a car within a jag's price range that it actually competes with on a level other than luxury
Protip: it doesn't compete
>bought a jag
>surprised when a stock Shelby blows it out of the water for a fraction of the price
Fucking lol, jags aren't expensive because they're good cars numbnuts
Good spawn location. I don't know what I pay my assistant for because the only thing she consistently does correctly is hand out candy.
>>150058638
>nullphaggot
No. I had hoped you had fucked off for good but I guess not.
>Curry invites me to a race then bounces, leaving me with a bunch of demo-derby shitters
CURRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
reminder that the new "dumbed down" menus actually have FAR MORE control over the details and are going to be more griefing than the shit in the past ever was
Rockstar only make things worse.
>>150059806
>>150059331
>name a car within a jag's price range that it actually competes with on a level other than luxury
literally base level cars now are equally as luxurious as jags
>but muh hand stitched steering wheel
literally non issue
rearview camera
touchscreen monitor
AC/ heated seats
fucking park assists
the only thing the jag gets over a civic or prius is that rumble from the engine
a glorified bloated sports car that has become a fossil from technological progress
>>150060137
>muh luxury
And now you know why it's overpriced and underperforming, fucking mong
>>150043413
Since always, I remember on my friends 360 version he would slide into a kerb to knock the tyres in and go to the pay and spray, the car would get stuck going up the ramp in the cutscene and just sit there spinning the tyres revving the shit out of the engine and making a lot of smoke while the mechanic says "So what's the problem?"
Funny shit but then we have a retarded sense of humour.
>>150059806
>>150059962
>Rockstar only make things worse
Please explain what Rockstar did that apparently made menus more advanced? It's not like they fucking released the menu themselves.
>>150053404
>Back when VIP shit first came out
>Bored in freeroam
>Some randoms offer to hire me
>Needed some money, join up
>They drive over to me, and I get into their car
>They drive out to that small lake in the mountains
>We all get out of the car
>The VIP fires me, shoots me in the head, and they all drive away
>Try to summon my car
>It spawns on the other side of the mountain
Does the Omnis come fully upgraded when you buy it or do you need to spend another mil to max upgrade it?
>>150060615
That's such a stupid question I'm not even going to bother answering it. Here's your (You) for being such an extreme moron.
>>150059580
nope sorry been a pokemans go faggot and goingoutsideand I started missing u guys.
>>150059292
If only the reward weren't so shit and that they had ideas to actually make more of them instead of box delivery simulator.
>>150060459
You see this shit? They killed the native hooking menus online, so the fun vehicle welding and car spawning is done. But look at what is returning, menus that are to the metal, fine tune every aspect of a weapon. The skids will be subtle and nothing will be fair. Fuck a triggerbot or tracking, just fine tune the range of some of the guns, remove recoil and bullet spread, no one will suspect a thing, just that you're an amazing player. This is a lot more frustrating than being able to call out and obvious skiddy. These will be sneaky faggots just ruining fun and frustrating everyone.
>>150060702
A Yes or No would suffice.
>>150056919
Is the ugly potato character hers or yours
>>150059303
>That
>Claude/10
Nigger leave
>>150060265
I wasn't the original one arguing with you, bruh
but if you want cars that are equivalent in performance, the only one I can think of in the price range is the lexus IS F and more expensive Bentley continental
base model camaro is like 1/4 price and the SS/ZR models BTFO it's not even close
maybe the alfa romeo 8C but I'm not a bong so we don't get those over here
the top model toyota camry and honda accord are FF shitboxes so probably only straight line equal and still cheaper
>>150060467
>do a couple buy missions with randos
>head rando adds me to chat
>his friend joins in
>say "Ah, alright, i'll head out anyway"
>He's a bit sad, but thanks me for work
>come back to game, two randos from group trying to punch the shit out of me
>Make em learn the meaning of respect
>shotgun the first one
>firebomb the other one out of the clothes store
>leave session
>>150058638
>Nullphaggot is back
>>150060715
>and more cancerous then ever
crew gamemodes just started to recover thanks to cunning stunts, please don't kill them again.
>>150060734
NYeso
>>150056919
but do you even have a proper dowry?
>>150061296
I missed you too anon! But all the shit I was doing before was "epic stunts" related.
>Nullprophet is back
>>150060730
You know that's super illogical, right? Cheats of any form have always been against the ToS. If they had not banned those """"fun"""" menus (if you think getting blown up on spawn repeatedly is fun) do you really think these kind of cheat menus would not exist?
Also, vehicle spawning is not done at all. I just got out of a lobby where an actually nice menu user was spawning in chromed-out Dubstas for low levels so they could get some cash along with modding out Pantos. I ended up with like 3 million more than I entered the lobby with in only an hour. Blaming R* for aimbot stat tweaking menus is ignoring the actual problem, which is tryhard cheating scum who use mods to get ahead of other players.
>>150061462
Nope. I'm fucked and worried if things don't work out in the end. I'm a one girl kinda guy and I was hoping this thing would work out but this whole job situation is killing me. No one will hire me, not even Mcdonalds.
webms outside of /gif/ and /wsg/ were a mistake.
>>150061567
I hope Crime follows her since I am ready to woo her this time
>>150061523
Your chink-shit courses aren't even on the same level. The new stunt courses are atleast functional, not just flat tracks or le down hill super ramp XD
>>150061523
>some trash cobbled together map
Fuck off holy shit. Nobody wanted your shit custom maps and garbage gamemodes before and nobody wants them now. /gtag/ was FINALLY getting somewhat bearable with your leave along with some other cancerous stains on the general. Just kill yourself.
>>150061790
Well seeing as we were limited in what the game let us use in custom races...
>>150061690
Who wanna do PacStandard setups + heist?
>>150061934
You always pull the 'atleast I tried' card. The course is shit, get over it. You could have tried to improve them, or even admit they didn't come out as planned, but instead you blame the tools. Maybe you should have changed the plans based on the tools? If you only got a hammer and nails, don't try to paint.
>join RPG vs Insurgents
>it's the real deal
>>150061686
Keep trying. Apply at places over and over again every few months. Fail a few more interviews. Maybe ask some friends or relatives if they know any managers that would give you a chance. Eventually you'll land some shit job you can work up from.
Trust me I used to feel the same way before I had my first job.
>>150058638
>>150059028
>>150060715
>>150061523
>>150061934
do you want a smoothie with that autism?
>>150061934
The only thing limited here is your mind's capacity to comprehend when you're not welcome. Go back to pokego, hopefully you'll get hit by a bus when you're not paying attention.
>>150062240
>join rpg vs meme hugbox
>rpg team first
>hugbox sails over my head
>clips my fedora hat and knocks me off
>die
>next round
>ram a player on platform with bumper
>wheels touch the platform
>doesn't knock them off
>>150062308
The most I can do is just keep applying to everywhere, which is what i'm doing. I think i've only been called into three interviews in the last half year.
I'm completely and 100% alone in this though. No connections, family can't or won't help. This is the hardest shit i've ever had to do.
>>150062540
do you want a smoothie with that autism?
>>150060741
Me holding the camera.
>>150062308
>Keep trying. Apply at places over and over again
t. government NEET prevention worker
there is literally not enough jobs for everyone, technological progress is the reason worthless NEETs ruined this general
>>150062804
>US avg unemployment rate 4.9%
>not enough jobs for everyone
Yeah nice try you lazy dick.
The rate in my area is higher than that, btw, and I still find jobs okay.
Post YFW nullphaggot got BTFO'd and left the thread
>>150063516
>>150063516
but I'm playing the game.
>>150063516
>>150063042
>unemployment rate 4.9%
>counts 1 person with 2 part time jobs as 2 jobs
>doesn't count NEETS
even if the unemployment number is accurate at 5%, that still means 5% will not be able to find work
I've been pestering government for like 5 years to help me out with a combination of tourism and offshore fish hatcheries, but they are too busy circle jerking over business trips and crying breach of privacy when they get audit requests for spending
>>150063882
>post yfw nullphaggot gets btfo then refuses to respond to posts he can't refute
>AND WASTES TIME PLAYING CONTACT MISSIONS IN 2016
>>150063991
I mean if u don't try, you don't succeed right?
>>150063991
>AND WASTES TIME PLAYING CONTACT MISSIONS WITH ONE OTHER RANDO IN 2016
>>150064167
I'd find it funny if it weren't so pathetic
>>150064167
Are u saying playing video games is wasting time? Not like any one is doing much right now.
And if it's fun is it really time wasted?
>>150064575
Every moment of your life that isn't spent tying a noose and hanging yourself is a wasted moment.
>>150064575
P-Pcuck M-master race am I rite
>>150064613
Can't you say the same?
>>150064828
No, because I'm not you. Now stop spamming your shit webms and fuck off.
>>150064828
>Null literally throws crime under the bus to try and gain approval
pls kys
>>150065032
>gain approval
I dunno about that.
>>150060265
Not even luxury cars are that fucking expensive. It's a sports coupe, and in terms of luxury it is hardly that luxurious. Definately not enough to be worth 1.7 million.
>>150065315
>still posting the same shitty webms
never change
>>150059331
My point still stands, it's not worth buying when there are cheaper subtitutes that are just as good if not better. I'm not arguing the price. Usually expensive shit has some benefit. The most expensive land vehicle, X80 Proto, has an extremely high top speed, you would think that the most expensive sports car would provide something. SOMETHING. It is literally nothing special.
>>150065573
>The most expensive land vehicle, X80 Proto, has an extremely high top speed
worse than the 811 and 900r tho
>>150065957
But it has a lot more grip than either of them
>>150066063
yeh but that wasn't what i said was it?
>join a lobby full of CEOs
>ask if it's a chill lobby
>IT IS
>grinding crates driving by each other
>sometimes reaching the same warehouse at the same time
>any notion of shittery was dealt with a swift vote kick
holy shit that was a max comfy lobby
>>150066645
>>>420chan
>>150067838
>07/30/16(Sat)04:54:20
>54:20
>4:20
oh my lel
>>150066645
>lobby with one other person
>he drives to the other side of the map to blow up my crate
some people
>>150035324
is there still a way to save the duffel bag?
i've been failing month old glitch attempts for like the past hour
>>150068426
get into some random heist then drop out at outfits and you might get it
after that you can put it on other outfits through a parachute gltich thing
>>150068464
can it be a setup?
>>150068395
combine all the ___________ simulator games into 1 online game when
I used to hate when skiddies took all my guns, but now I understand why they wanted to
>>150068949
>now I understand why they wanted to
So they could shit up the server more easily and remove any way for people to fight back
>finally give in to peer pressure to start playing online
>was a big fan of GTA IV big team vs team vs team fights
>it's alright, freemode feels like it lacks activities to make money as a new player
>just do heists with 3 friends
>finally understand the fucking horrible GUI and where to find the various activities for quickplay
>fucking stunt races
>feel like in heaven and don't even like racing
>blast through all my money to customize my first racing vehicles
so far I got an eligy rh8, bati, sanchez and sabre turbo with lvl 3 mods and turbo. any vehicle I should add to the list? kinda thinking about benny-tuning the sabre or saving up for a ETR1. muscle car stunt races are my favorite so far
>>150064575
>Nullprophet is back
Game modes when you fucker?
>>150070073
Fuck off.
How long is the average radio station in gta V?
>>150070313
1:30:00
>>150070424
THATS WHY THE FUCKING TUBES WERE SO FAMILIAR
>>150069986you can still escape, quit while you can
but if you must, then your next purchase should be a super because that's what most random public races are
>playing the compacts stunt race
>get rammed off the track at the start by a guy in a black panto
>manage to fight back to first since nobody can drive and give him the finger as i cross the line in front of him
>finish race in 1st and see he's below me is greyed out
>check his profile and he's offline
Imagine being so butthurt you turn off the game
>>150070830
>but if you must, then your next purchase should be a super because that's what most random public races are
good to know
I like supers the least though, this will be trouble
>>150069986
if you're looking for sheer performance replace the sanchez with a bf400
>>150056127
>all that time being a degenerate and not renting a house
I hope one day I get to plow you right into the grass with my contender while you're fucking it up on your autism bmx.
it took an absolutely miserable horrible experience trying to win on Rally for me to realize how fucking topheavy the unarmored kuruma is
i think i spent more of that race on my roof than on my wheels
I feel like nobody ever talks about ramming in bike races and it's actually far worse than it is in regular ones because of how little impact it has on the rammer.
In a car race the rammer can be spun out along with the guy he's ramming, can have is car damaged and can be severely slowed down, but in a bike race it's basically open season and there's no consequence other than everyone around him getting fucked over while he gets ahead.
what's in the box?
>>150065957
The X80 has a higher top speed that all those when stock.
>900r is fastest
and gets beaten in a straight line by an infernus when stock. You need to upgrade the 900r a fuckton for it and that shit is not cheap. Also the only thing the 811 has over it is it's acceleration, which is actually the best in the game I should add. RE is fucking expensive and has the best turning in the game. Expensive cars always provide something. The Tyrus has a higher top speed than the RE, but its turning isn't better. The gap in prices from the Lynx compared to other sports cars is ludacrous, and it give you no advantage over anything. You would expect something advantageous when they are promoting the car for a stunt race update, not a luxury high class one. This is why /gtag/ has a distaste for it.
>>150072485
When will we know?
>>150059331
But Jags are good cars, just not good sports cars.
>>150071784
This. I never understood the ramming in bike races, how players are always trying to knock eachother off their bike, and when slipstream is on, which for some reason is nitrous, it affects the rammer in no way at all. I never ram, unless someone is being agressive and it would benefit me. But if I can still bypass them without taking them out, I still wouldn't bother with it.
>>150072751
tfw character so short cant reach the top shelf
>>150072996
Aren't the avatars 5'10"? That's not short? R-right?
>>150056310FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>150072704
>when stock
post disregarded there. nobody races stock.
and no, the 900r is not the fastest, i put it after the 811 because it came to mind after the 811.
811 > 900r > x80 > T20 > rest of class in terms of top speed
>>150035324
are there any good armored cars besides the kurumeme?
i want a tough car i can cruise with bros in but not really into kuruma's design
>>150074671
schafter v12
>>150054295
>catchup off
How can I get this lucky?
>>150036791
Someone is trying to do something like this but for San Andreas.
Look up GTA Underground
>>150056919
Marry me instead
>>150062624
>>150061686
I was the same way, applied for job after job, eventually I went to a temporary agency a friend recommended when I asked if the place she worked was hiring. Now I work monday through thursday, 8 PM to 6 AM making $7.50 an hour, and once i hit 90 worked days, I'll get a raise. I also get holidays off, and come christmas we all get a 2 week paid vacation.
Yeah, it's not ideal since it's factory work, but it keeps the bills paid and a little extra in my pocket every check for spending onanything but shark cards.
>>150068426
>>150068464
>>150068635
Equip a parachute before, maybe even buy two
Tried it several times without it and it didn't work
First try with parachute: it worked
>>150075826
This like these would be absolutely boss.
With the graphics quality of GTA 5, it would a fantastic land to explore.
Map + Camping/Hunting DLC when?
need some friends to fuck around with desu senpai add me
crhs19
If I transfer a character, can I edit their look when I load them on the new platform?
>>150077017
I want to be able to extend the tarp on the Journey and use it as a temporary spawn point
You could even have the more high-end campervan with a customizable interior like the CEO office/Eclipse penthouse along with the normal paintjob mods and performance
If they can make money from a minivan lowrider they can make money from a campervan update
>>150035776
>>150036423
>>150036567
>>150036791
1/2
2/2
>>150077604
Not enough rural land, and not enough swamp to explore.
But high quality concept.
>>150077690
Jesus fuck
The other maps look big but you only get a good idea of the scale when the picture uses the ingame map like this. That's just huge. I'd probably quit my job and live on NEETbux and play that shit 'til I die.
currently in empty session, join for crates/crate slave
>>150077690
>Los Santos & Liberty City is in Mexico.
,':^)
Really makes you think.
this car is such a goddamn mess
any racing junkies here (PC)?
15-20 minute laptime (depending on car class), 1-2 laps, full of high speed straights and technical parts. Absolutely non-linear you can push your imagination with the shortcuts to the limit.
Anyone up for it?
>>150079172
all they had to do was not make part of it irremovable carbon
honestly all the grotti supers are ugly
>>150079686
pleb
>>150077720
In that pic SA looks better than V.
>>150080151
>x80
don't make me laugh, looks like a bionicle
>cheetah
decent Enzo clone with a nice rear but the irremovable carbon soils it
>turismo R
simply abysmal attempt at a laferrari
they're all bad
>>150080228
that's V
>>150069986
Tips from a grizzled, burnt out PCuck player:
>Don't give a shit about cars and their performance (if you want competitive racing, GTA O isn't really the place unless you find a dedicated private group for it)
>find a car you like, and slap on max armour and bulletproof tires. Performance upgrades aren't a priority (oh nooo you might get shitstomped by one of the rare competetent drivers in a race and come second!)
>same story for competitive DM
>pretty much all of the guns from DLCs that you don't need to unlock are better than the guns you can unlock
>freeroam, racing, heists and some DM is pretty much all anyone plays
Basically: just go for looks and make friends to play with. Randos are rarely worth even talking to.
>>150077604
>>150077690
>only arma 3 maps come close to this
>even then in arms 3 its often 2 big cities or 4-5 smaller cities
>we will never see a GTA with maps these huge in our lifetime
>even if we do we will all be old senile men
Oh man I'm fucking depressed.
>>150081025
>performance upgrades don't matter
>but armor does
Holy fuck could you possibly give more stupid advice than this? By "Grizzled" I assume you're some pleb shitter with 100 hours who thinks he knows everything. If you want to race you get the best car and you mod it out, armor is fucking useless as it does nothing but decrease deformations that are hardly ever relevant in races.
>>150081372
Armor can stop your axles getting bent up. On most cars the performance upgrades are 30k-50k each. Engine, brakes, gears and turbo. That's roughly 150k on top of other stuff. As a newb, that's a lot.
Also, I have more than 100 hours. Don't know why you would go apeshit and sperg out about me saying I have a lot of hours but whatever.
Go kill yourself.
>>150079682
bump, gonna host race in a few hours, be online or be a faggot
>>150081601
>As a newb
>Also, I have more than 100 hours
Well which is it?
>>150081739
slipstream, ketchup off.
can do supers/sports/anything aside from offroad or service
We all agreed, SP DLC, IS N E V ER E V E R right?
>>150081826
Are you fucking disabled? Tell your carer they need to stop you from posting here.
All I'm saying is, noobs don't need to worry about performance upgrades because ramming is very common.
basically, avoid the pile up at the start and you will be top 3 99/100 times.
That is, if anon isn't a retard.
Now, I have played pretty much weekly since the start of PC release. If I don't have more than 100 hours by now then I don't know who has.
Hence, I'd say I know a little about what to buy right away and what not.
I just spent 1 million at benny's upgrading an old car I love and I already regret it.
What a waste.
>>150081601
>armor can stop your axles getting bent up
If this is an issue you're too shit of a driver to even be relevant in this conversation.
>Don't know why you would go apeshit and sperg out about me saying I have a lot of hours but whatever.
Because you said the equivalent of "I'm an experienced pilot in GTA and putting the landing gear up is literally useless".
And stop fucking putting so many spaces between sentences, jesus christ.
>>150082262
Ah, you're just a fucking aspie. Noted.
I said get armor so if some chink does ram you, and you fly into a wall you can brush it off and pass him later, a chink will end up ramming someone else and probably flying off course too. A little turbo doesn't really matter here.
Again, go kill yourself. Retard.
>>150082119
How have you only got 100 hours if you've played weekly for over a year?
And how do you consider that to be a newb?
And performance does matter.
>>150081601
t. 101 hours player
>>150082442
If I have aspergers you have down's syndrome. You have to literally be retarded to think armor is more important than performance upgrades.
>r so if some chink does ram you, and you fly into a wall you can brush it off and pass him later, a chink will end up ramming someone else and probably flying off course too
What the fuck does the end of this sentence even mean? Did you forget a word or some shit? It's almost as incomprehensible as your assertion that upgrades for GOING FAST are irrelevant in RACES.
>>150082591
>I literally can not read
Okay fine here's a (you). Walk along now.
>>150082738
Nice dodge m8
Hi /gtag/,
can somebody tell me the current folder Size of GTA 5 on PC? I have to verify my installation manually and this would greatly help
>>150082695
Me, a player who has been playing since the release of the PC version (okay did you follow this, dipshit? Take a break if you need to read it again) is saying: someone who is NEW TO THE GAME should PRIORITISE ARMOUR AND BULLET PROOF TIRES.
Because, retard, GTA O isn't a full in racing game and he (the new player, still following?) will use the car in FREEROAM TOO! (WOW!)
And when he earns enough money, he can buy the performance stuff too.
Jesus all k wanted to do was give a new player some advice.
I never said to NOT buy the fucking upgrades, its just as a new player I'm assuming he doesnt, oh I don't know, have any fucking cash.
>>150082859
I hope you die in a fire.
>>150082974
65.7 gigs without the documents folder
66.2 with them
>>150083061
Alright, thanks much. Game won't start, updater won't update. Guess it's time for a complete reinstall. "Luckily" I have the retail version.
Does it still take >30sec to join a session?
Do you still have to join a new session dozens of times during gameplay?
>>150083206
Are you still a faggot?
>>150083003
Are you forgetting that he was literally asking about races?
>prioritise armor(...) he will use the car in freeroam
Armor has no fucking use in freeroam.
>>150083003
Hey, you know what is the best thing to have to get away from someone who is ramming you? A faster car!
>>150083325
Yeah okay, retard whatever you say.
>>150083294
Bigger than ever buddy
>>150083178
>updater not updating
That could be a rockstar social club issue. Sometimes you need to manually update social club.
Why? Fuck you, PC! That's why.
>>150083380
Guess that's all I'm gonna get from you then. Hopefully you've learned not to say dumb shit.
>>150083496
Ah, Just want to breeze through Single Player once again. Once I get that working, I'm satisfied. Of course it sucks, but that's in the nature of nowadays gaming/software in general. We're not talking about independent programs running on a local computing machine here, we're talking about unstable, ever changing constructs relying on always online shit, owned by the companies that make them and not you. The 40-60$ you paid are for renting a product you are not sure even works and will be impossible to run in 10 years plus. I won't even try online because I'm quite easily frustrated when it comes to connection errors, hacking and that kind of crap.
>>150083872
Christ, I was just giving advice that was useful to me. Then again I'm not a shit racer. Custom or not, I'm always top 3.
If you seriously need muh hopped up car that flies into a wall slightly faster, then go ahead bro. No sweat off of my back.
>>150084000
Tbh online is quite stable now. The rando commandos are what would drive you through a wall during heists and whatever. Good thing they make good target practise in freeroam.
>>150084057
>I'm not shit
>admits he can't handle cars and needs armor to save him from inevitable crashes
top jej
>>150084057
>I'm not a shit racer
>flies into a wall slightly faster
Guess you haven't learned anything. Come back once you're over 18.
>>150084159
I read that people get banned for nothing there. Is that the case?
>>150084180
>>150084232
>projection
I can race just fine. Its the rammers (hence armour, but get mad at that statement all you like).
So, like I said earlier in the thread, which you conveniently ignored, getting rammed is inevitable.
>>150084057
>flies into a wall slightly faster
>>150084371
>projection
Oh look, babby "learned" a new buzzword. Too bad he hasn't learned how to actually use it properly.
>>150084272
>for no reason
>put cracked DLL in the game folder after explicitly searching for "modified GTA Online scripthook + Online menu"
>get banned
>I dindu nuffin it wus for no reason yo!
>>150084371
just drive better bro
>>150084497
steam reviewers in the "recent" category go apeshit over getting banned because there were hackers/modders playing WITH them. I don't know about that, because I never tried online....
>>150084442
>no argument
>I'll project some more and claim that he only recently learned this word, so therefore that means I cannot be wrong ever, ha!
Its okay anon. Go take a nap. Don't let your anger consume you.
>>150084576
My driving is fine.
>>150084696
>No argument
>I'll just keep using this buzzword I don't understand
It's okay, anon. You'll grow up one day.
>>150084696
>no argument
says the guy who responds to any legit counter-argument with insults that a 12 year old would think were shit
>>150084862
>>No argument
>>I'll just keep using this buzzword I don't understand
>It's okay, anon. You'll grow up one day.
>>150084371
Interesting how apparently you're a good racer but you think that getting rammed is inevitable and not just an issue with your own skill. It's almost as though you're actually awful at driving and think everyone else also can't utilize performance upgrades properly.
But that -can't- be the case, because you're -TOTALLY- a good racer, you swear!
>>150085069
Dude. I try to avoid ramming and getting rammed by others. But due to ping or deliberately trying to ram, I do eventually get rammed.
>"But that -can't- be the case, because you're -TOTALLY- a good racer, you swear!"
Hey look who that applies to as well!
>>150085351
I never claimed to be a good racer at all, lmao. Look back through all the posts and you'll see that you're the only one who asserted yourself as a good racer then basically gave the worst racing advice possible.
On the other hand, if this thread represents even a fraction of the GTA community, I'll stick to my Arma clan for online thrill!
>>150085738
Bro. Whatever. I was just replying to an anon that was new and wanted some advice. If I knew some autistic loner who cant stand being told to piss off was going to take my advice as law and go apeshit about it, I wouldn't have written the fucking post.
Its not like buying armor first then performance stuff later when you're new will absolutely ruin your career. Fucking chill out man, like nigga close your eyes.
>I never claimed to be a good racer at all, lmao.
>yet don't you fucking dare tell noobs to not worry about expensive as fuck performance stuff or I'll...I'll... Respond angrily to you!!!
Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man I'm laughing so fucking hard now. Take the loss man, you're arguing over nothing. You just can't be told to fuck off. That's your issue here.
>>150085781
>On the other hand, if this thread represents even a fraction of the GTA community, I'll stick to my Arma clan for online thrill!
I-I-Its not normally this bad!no really, in game at least, most anons are totally cool.
>>150085781
Sounds like nothing of value was lost.
>>150086103
>loss
Judging by all the other people it's pretty clear you're the 'loser' here. Just like how you lose races because you can't drive for shit. Now fuck off and quit trying to mislead new players with your garbage advice.
>get a bounty from stealing a npc car
fuck this not again
>server is full of china men hunting me down
>escape to the docks
>set up traps around the ship
>get to the best position to hold out against these fucks
>wings mode engadged
You have survived the bounty
mfw
>>150086103
Any advice that is useful and correct should be taken as law, otherwise it's shit advice and not worth giving.
>>150086360
>I never claimed to be a good racer at all, lmao.
>yet don't you fucking dare tell noobs to not worry about expensive as fuck performance stuff or I'll...I'll... Respond angrily to you!!!
Oh no! New players will not get their axles bent, locking their wheels up, and have to waste time respawning their car after being rammed!!
>misleading new players
The horror!
Loving
Every
Fucking
Lel m8
>>150086395
i feel like the amount of carjackings that give you bounties has gone up
>>150086103
>>150086360
>>150086551
will you shut the fuck up
>>150086490
And that's why you should get angry as fuck on 4chan
>>150086695
yeah stop discussing the actual game and lets get back to the gtag crew drama
>>150086759
nothing is actually being discussed here it's just shitflinging
>>150086551
>repeating yourself because you're out of things to say
Nice job dumbass.
>new players will not get their axles bent, locking their wheels up
This legitimately cannot happen with most cars unless you actually fucking try to ram it into something like a goddamn train or Insurgent. Do you turn by hugging the fucking sidewall of the track?
>both sides have no idea what their talking about
>both aides mad as fuk
kek
PCucks, everyone
>>150086915
The new stunt races can cause some serious damage if you land poorly or get hit mid-air. But yeah, on the standard races most damage is cosmetic
>>150086915
>>repeating yourself because you're out of things to say
>Nice job dumbass.
I've been saying the same thing the whole damn thread. Its you who got mad as fuck, I'm just along for the ride here.
>>150087114
You literally copypasted the same greentext from your previous point.
>u mad!!!
So you're out of things to say, you could've just said it rather than continuing with the shit-tier arguments.
>>150087114
You might wanna get that armour upgrade cuz you seem pretty fucking damaged
>>150087254
How am I supposed to continue an argument when its some autist getting angry at me for giving advice?
>>150087262
Kek
>>150087396
Protip: When someone calls you a retard it's not because they're mad, it's because they want you to stop being a retard.
Don't say stupid fucking shit if you don't want people to call you out on it.
I like threads where people keep insulting and harassing each other and it's gone totally off topic so that nobody knows what the original argument was about and nobody even has a chance to follow who said what. Just kidding I hate them.
Have some tasteless incest cancer instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvYRHJWfucU
>people can kick you out of vehicles again
good job rockstar
>>150087554
>I'm not fucking mad so I'll write out a post that contributes absulutely nothing just to show him how not mad I am plus I'll call him a retard ha fucking owned nerd.
I knew it. You literally can not stand when someone tells you to fuck off. You must get the last reply or your autism flares up. Okay, reply to me one more time and we can part ways. Have a nice day now, anon.
>>150087831
>You must get the last reply or your autism flares up
And you must tell people stupid shit or yours does.
Well all have our tics.
Hahahaaahahahahahahahaha
>>150088119
Dumb frogposter
>>150086601
>Just stealing a car to quickly get from point A to B without having to wait for a personal vehicle summon
>Get a $9k bounty every time
>Running up and down the street jacking everybody who drives along actively trying to get a bounty to use as a shitter lure
>Never get one
where were you when kaz lost due to expanded radar
>>150089846
I just said I fucked some checkpoints up because of it
>>150088642
>>150061790
>The new stunt courses are atleast functional, not just flat tracks or le down hill super ramp XD
Yes, they are.
>>150090559
but you cant say you didnt like the trackwink nudge wink
Should I get a Sultan RS or Banshee 900R?
>>150091305
banshee
>>150091305
Depends what you want out of the car, I guess.
I have both.
Kinda miss my sleek Banshee as the 900R makes it wide-faced retardocar but whatever.
>>150059806
>>150059962
Meanwhile, you can't even select different paint textures or change outfits. I hate the people making these new menus.
Also, that isn't even Force, is it? So there's another menu working. Bloody hell.
>>150066645
In a lobby full of CEOs there is a not insignificant chance they will leave you alone because they know your struggle.
You don't even get anything out of destroying crates so it's mutually beneficial for CEOs to leave each other alone. It's the unaffiliated people you really have to watch.
That said I've had some CEOs try to be shitters too. It's just rarer in my experience.
>>150082248
>Drive Sabre Turbo to Benny's
>Upgrade to custom
>It loses its stripe
>Alt+F4 and get my money back
Replaying GTA IV, driving around Broker is pretty damn comfy.
>That whole Michelle story line is obvious as hell now with her sounding fake as hell and always probing for info
>>150094269
It's even more obvious when you take her drinking.
>Load up Online
>Dropped into session with 3 people
>Get kicked out
>Didn't even leave my apartment
Thanks for restricting crates to public servers so I have to deal with shit like this Cuckstar.
>>150093089
Isn't it a livery?
>>150093089
>actually liking the stripe
kys $500
>>150096830
>$500
>ever having money in your pocket
Enjoy getting mugged, famlamhambam
>>150096054
Not a livery, secondary color removed from paint options. Dropped.
>>150096830
>Not liking the stripe
>Having broken eyes and a retard brain
End your own life today farn
>godmode bulletproof explosionproof cars
>minigun aimbot but it lags behind when i run
>ultra long range bullets
>no reload
13-8 before going passive to mock
>I-I'm not cheating I swear!
SC's Natheee. watchit
>>150097253
It's a trashy looking secondary color for people with no taste.
If you have one then I guarantee your car looks like trash
>>150097359
>>ultra long range bullets
>>no reload
>>150059806
>>150059962
>>150060730
>Yeasayer - Don't Come Close
>Doris - You Never Come Closer
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS
How does someone who hasn't played GTA:O since early 2015 quickly level up his account now?
>>150097549
fuck you
im not even that guy but the stripe is a part of GTA history, it's always been available on the sabre turbo in every single rendition since VC
>>150097549
>Durr rock ape brain fear second color, no can coordinate too scary big decision
You drive around in your one-color car like a fucking cracked-out nigger looking for a rape victim, I'm going to drive in my patrician car with a stripe to signify to those around me that I have good taste and like good things.
>>150097901
post your car then Guy Fieri
>>150098009
Just look forward during a muscle race and you might see it in the distance if there isn't too much semen on the windscreen of your stripeless plebmobile.
>>150097901
jesus christ dude i agree with you but that was a bit much
>>150097861
Too bad the stripe on V looks like crap.
>>150097901
>I'm going to drive in my patrician car with a stripe to signify to those around me that I have good taste and like good things.
How can you type that with a straight face?
>>150098174
pic
>>150098220
By knowing that I have the correct opinion.
>>150098145
Except that you're not going to stand a chance against me in my single color sabre turbo custom or even my redwood gauntlet unless you get rid of your patriarchy stripe, you fucking idiot.
>>150098342
Dumb facebook frog poster.
>>150098419
>patriarchy stripe
what
GTA3 anon here, Now that I'm playing Vice City, It actually looks and feels worse. Cars are comically light(even that the player can push them just by running), and you can lose health for going down 4 stairs. I'm surprised that it was a downgrade
>>150098419
While you're busy skidding around the track like a microcephalic Brazilian I'm going to be taking first place with a 30 second lead in my striped Sabre Turbo, then if you're lucky I might deign to cast my superior eyes on your monocolour plebmobile via spectation before you get your DNF and run out of your room to tell your mum all about the race you just lost as she tries desperately to hold herself together in the face of her little embarrassment. You know every time her friends ask if you've got a job yet she lies to them and says you've got a stripe on your Sabre while she chokes back her tears and disappointment.
>>150097684
People at Rockstar don't come?
>>150098965
lol at the little bit of projection at the end.
Also your car is both slow and ugly and is objectively not viable for races.
>>150099134
>P-PROJECTION
>Cries into his daki because it's all true
m8 ive got a stripe on my car that changes the whole story.
Just end your life farn its embarrassing at this point.
.
.
8= = D
.
>>150097835
Do crate missions with a CEO. As an associate, the money is crap, but you get asstons of RP. VIP jobs are decent, too, and you can just dink around in freeroam while your boss handles the rough stuff for most of them.
>>150099463
holy shit you're pathetic.
gb2facebook right now please, maybe your ebin troelling xD will actually get a reaction out of someone there.
>finally get a new annis
>it doesn't have a drop of nissan in its blood
stratum coupe when? 240z when? sweet embrace of death when?
>>150099693
Yeah you're not reacting to him at all.
>>150099978
>stratum coupe
>wanting to de-wagonify the glorious wagon
I've got your sweet embrace of death right here.
>>150099693
Fuck off you sexually frustrated retard.
>>150099693
>gb2 facebook x3 rawr 4chan sekrit club no normies!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is what people without stripes on their cars actually behave like. Absolutely shameful.
>>150100390
You're right, obviously because I responded at all I must be in tears of rage, with a stomach ulcer forming at this moment.
>>150100568
keep projecting idiot
>>150099978
>stratum coupe when?
I would raid R* HQ if they ever pulled that shit
>>150100696
Shut up. Just shut the fuck up. Stop posting. Don't ever fucking reply to me again. Or else.
>>150100696
>Y-yeah....I'm not... *wipes away tears* I'M NOT MAD. Y-YOU'RE PROJECTING. PROJECTING. PROJECTING. PROJECTING.
Look out boys we've got a school shooter over here.
>>150100696
I hope you fucking die. Fuck you.
>>150100805
>>150100930
here's your (you)
>>150100417
>>150100747
What do you have against r32s?
>>150101180
That's it, kid. As we speak I'm triangulating your location. Prepare your asshole you motherfucker.
>>150101180
You think people just want replies? Look at the projection on this kid.
>this thread
>>150101420
alright well you better bring an extra controller because I only have one
>>150101732
>using reaction images of online characters
>tfw graphics card ded
Can't play GTA.
HHHHUUUUUUUUHUUUUUUUUUUU
>>150101939
>not being able to clip images properly
>>150101962
Run nigga youre free
>>150102057
>not saving as jaypeg
>>150101218
There were r32 wagons you dip
>>150101732
>>150101939
>>150102057
>>150103124
>>150099978
Fuck off null, you're the only one with shit taste to like pigfat Nissans.
>Pic related, it's a 50k nismo that gets BTFO by a 30k rental car
>>150103535
also meant for
>>150099978
>>150103583
>i make poost.jpg
To any newcomers lurking this thread.
This thread was honestly the worst in the history of GTAG. Please don't let this deter you from joining the crew.
>>150105970
You the faggot who doesn't have a stripe on their Sabre Turbo? Get help mate.
>>150106338
No? But for for talking to me like that I hope you and your family die of lung cancer. Fuck you.
>>150106505
Wow, maybe if you had a stripe on your car you wouldn't be so angry all the time. I'm here for you mate. Run a sesh with me and I'll help you save up enough money for a new Sabre and a secondary colour to go with it. We're all friends here.
>>150106728
I'm not the anon you were shitflinging with about the Sabre, dude. Holy shit you're pathetic.
>>150105970
Ignore this guy, this is exactly the type of autism and bad taste you'll find in this crew.
>>150106969
Calm down, man. If you get on now you should have that stripe by tonight.
>>150107201
Fuck you then
>>150106969
Wow, there are two faggots running around my general without a stripe on their Sabres? Dear God, this crew has fallen hard. Shaking my head, mate. Seriously disappointed in all of you. Absolutely disgraceful.
>>150107603
But I do have a sabre with a stripe on it. That faggot just started mouthing off at me.
>it's starting up again
>>150107712
Drive your striped Sabre then, enjoy your superiority over the no-stripe plebeians. You've got nothing to be angry about, mate. Cheers.
>>150107603
You literally ruined the thread.
Please fuck off for the love of god
>>150105970
This guy is everything wrong with the crew. The holier than thou attitude; they'll expect you to do everything they tell you. If you do something they don't like, they'll through a fit. If you're about to win in a game, theyll quit and complain about how gtag is no better than shitters. Then they'll go in freeroam and attack random crates.
>>150107932
>mfw these no-stripes post near me
I think I'm embarrassed to be seen with you lot in public anymore if these are the kinds of people you let in to be honest.
>>150108045
I don't do any of that.
>>150107932
Just sort your fucking life out, mate. Put a white stripe on your Sabre if you're that desperate for cash, it goes with any colour.
>>150108304
This
>>150108045
Fuck you cunt.
>>150108206
That's what all the crew-shitters and circlejerkers say
>>150105970
jokes on you, every /vg/ general is cancer
odds are that if one is looking for a crew on 4chin, the autism in threads don't matter
>this rockstar games stream right now.
Talk about cancerous.
>>150108735
only threads with PCucks in them are bad
>>150108304
any color stripe looks like garbage and i would have to kill myself if i had that eyesore in my garage.
It's just not a good looking stripe, and it's also not even a stripe
>>150108570
If you don't have a stripe on your Sabre you're a skub-loving faggot I reckon.
>>150108570
Literally this thread
Also anti-skub posters please leave
>>150108962
Pls kys if u can't make a argument
>>150108927
Pretty much.
>>150108927
only reason there are active threads are because of pcucks. All threads are bad.
>All this bitch behaviour from no-stripes on my board
>>150109231
KYS PCuck apologist
>>150110386
>posted from my ps4
Post good looking characters with good looking rides.
You are not going to be able to top mine tho.
>>150111883
You first
>it's a 'stripeless pretend to be equals with the striped' episode
baka desu senpai, the stripeless are almost as bad as those who make the ruiner/pigalle one solid color
>>150111997
>making the Pigalle one color
No one would really do this...would they?
>>150111997
>ruiner/pigalle one solid color
Don't remind me, mate.
Good to see those with stripes still rule this desolate land. I was starting to lose faith. Cheers.
>>150111883
>>150112167
>They call this 'class'
>Buy a special item
>24 karat gold minigun
>I can't just keep it
>>150112643
Please stop, I'm literally vomiting. I had a pricey dinner.
I get home and you retarded honkies are arguing about fucking car stripes?
GTA VI fucking when?
>>150113335
The game doesn't matter, pleb. If you don't have a stripe on your Sabre in GTA VI too I will shun you in all the crew sessions.
tfw stripe cucks can never have this luxurious interior.
>>150114897
>Luxurious interior
>Didn't even change the interior, just the color
Stripeless intelligence everyone
>>150116158
the rest of them are gaudy garbage except for one other one which is just leather
I'm not exaggerating, it's either leather, default, or some carbon fiber or animal print.
>>150116323
And you ditched your stripe for those options.
Real nice, mate. You cucked yourself.
>>150116438
it's all worth it for that cream.
cream on the inside > stripe
>>150116785
Lol nah youre daft mate
Wont even show your own face in front of that embarrassment, youve got a mask on. Disgraceful.
How'd I do?
>>150116953
>LE TRANSSEXDEGENERATE SQUATING SLAV XDDDD
>>150116785
>Won't even use the classic muscle car interior, and thinks it's worthy trade for stripe
Stripeless intelligence everyone
>>150117346
I dont like stripes on the inside of my car either
>>150116953
I fucking hate the new tracksuits, the older, open tracksuits where much better at making a Slav, and they had actual matching pants.
>>150117257
I did good then
>>150117521
but most of those werestripeless
>>150117427
That's why you're a stripeless pleb
>>150117615
Use the game day tracksuit, it has strips, matching pants, and a flat cap the same color.
>>150117521
The old ones were shit, new ones are loads better.
Let me ask you something, do you have a stripe on your car?
>>150118027
I sure do, ingame and irl
>>150118670
timestamp or BS
>>150119048
>Stripes inside
It's good enough
Think I just saw a /gtag/er get betrayed by their associate due to either malice or incompetance lol
Tough break lad
>>150119048
is that rim supposed to be gold or rust? I honestly can't tell
does your mom make you chicken tendies, or chicken stripes?
checkm(9-1) atheists
>>150119189
stripe cucks, everyone
>>150118780
>number image.jpg
>66kb
>not BS
wew
>>150118780
>Didn't even ask for bread
Pls leave newfig
Post stripes
>>150119189
It is not good enough. I won't have these no-stripes pretending like they're good enough to be around me.
>>150120214
>no-stripes
gramps, this isn't 1850 anymore, we call them stripeless americans now
>>150120169
Are side-stripes ok?
>>150120616
They don't deserve a polite term.
>>150120169
Even if muscle and tuner may fight, we are all united against the stripeless
>>150120169
>Muh chrome adder
>>150121942
I got a matching z-type too, with >side-stripes
>>150121450
>carbon hood
blacklisted
>>150122090
Forgot pic
>>150122307
>Vented hood
I just noticed why are the san andreas and liberty city horn loops not in the singleplayer? Was going to put the san andreas loop on franklins car but theres no options. Makes no sense
>supers
>custom cars: on
>>150122367
Most old cars had vented hoods, smooth hoods being a modern touch. You're mixing up simulation and simulacra.you probably think old motorcycles need whitewalls, when they have almost always been unpainted until the last 20 years
>>150120169
edgy stripe reporting in
>>150120169
a-a-are my i-internal stripes a-a-allowed h-here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbVRpRgHso
gtag meet up when
>>150122908
Single player? What's this single player you speak of?
>>150123372
You're mixing up good taste and fuckugly shit.
>>150120169
Stripes AND comfy interior, get on my level.
>>150124012
NO.
>>150125203
I noticed they stopped giving you free versions of the vehicles added in the updates too. You used to get free new vehicles in your singleplayer garages. Fucking hell Rockstar
>tfw feels
crew ses when
>>150120169
Comfy has joined the party
>>150120169
>>150126882
of course comfy would be a stripe pleb
>>150126150
Crew sessions died with crates.
How the fuck do you wear the flight boots over skinny jeans?
Google just comes back with a bunch of irrelevant shit.
>>150123097
>not being able to afford the top supercars
git gudalso, the Zentorno is the only supercar that's worth saving up for
>gtag is dying
what happened??
>>150130157
You can't. You can however use the stealth heist outfit that comes with black camo skinny jeans and boots.Faggot.
>>150130618
Null returned
>>150130374
This
Alsozentorno can have a stripe
>>150125543
I love this design with the exception of that white powdery shit on the sides. Why the fuck did they do this?
post plebmobiles you've encountered
>>150130638
Cucked again, the same type of arbitrary shit preventing you from wearing a watch with any of the executive suit pants.
>>150130618
It isn't
It's just a bit quiet right now.
so is there a way to get free money online so I don't have to pay for jewcards or grind heists for 80 million years with 12 year old retards fucking up the mission every other time?
>>150131569
No. Enjoy your grind faggot.
>>150131607
fuck this im gonna cheat
>>150131569
No.
Just do the heist challenges for 13mil
>Join session
>driving around
>explode
>respawn
>explode again
>join new session
>driving around
>jet shitter spawncamps me endlessly for no reason
why do people play this game again
>Game refuses to drop me in an empty session
>Know the moment I finally get one I'll barely get through one crate run before some faggot gets dropped in and doesn't leave leading to a flood of shitters
When will summer end so this playerbase can dissolve and I can play in peace
>>150131569
>get good at racing
>race the shit out of the stunt races
>???
>profit
Alternatively, the "*car* VS. *weapon*" LTS's are also a decent way to earn some cash
>>150131894
>Why can't I do the risk/reward update without the risk?
>>150131569
go into old gen modded lobbies or pay someone else to do it for you
>>150132083
>Why can't I do the moneysink update that's intentionally a griefer free-for-all so everyone can lose millions and Cuckstar can sell more Shekel Cards in a way that benefits the player instead of the developer
>>150130374
>implying I dont have an re7b
it just makes supers not fun though. you blow everyone out of the water.
stripes?
>>150131275
Guess the nationality.
>>150133097
faggot
>>150126150
>antibiotic_abuse has chosen the easy way out
F
>>150133202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM
>>150133186
Correct, russian.
i've been thinking of picking up one of the Trucks because i've always been a big fan of them.
at the moment i think i want either the Dubsta 6x6 or the Vapid Guardian. anything i should know about either of them that would help me decide what to get? (stuff like how it handles, customization, etc)
>>150133202
>eyes clip through the face
This is a $60 videogame.
>>150132854
you nig-nog
>>150133503
People can stand on the guardian in motion without falling over. The duneloader also has this ability with the same onroad handling but is worse offroad and can only sit two, while guardian can sit 6 (but only 4 securely)
>>150074902
I've added a load of people who do catchup off
>>150133202
kaz sees ara cheating on her.webm
>>150133503
Of those two, get the Guardian.
6x6 is silly fun, but handles like a train and isn't much to write home about once you get over the novelty.
Guardian handles quite well for its size and is a good bro-truck as it seats six and people can stand on it at full speed without falling off.
is the akuma still the best bike?
>>150134181
No, the best bike is and will always be the Hakuchou
>>150133503
Insurgent
There should really be an update where we can create our own drug companies and manufacture + ship drugs to buyers, sorta like the Finance and Felony update, or maybe it can even be an addition to that update
>>150134181
Akuma was never the best bike
Anyone here play Midnight Club: LA
You know how you had the custom liveries and you could buy them from other people online?
I think that would be great in GTA:O
>>150134032
>>150133794
alright, thanks a bunch. ill pick one up!
Should I sell my Banshee 900R and just have a RE-7B as my only super?
wat
>>150135093
>REEEEE-7B
Gonna be slow as shit when they fix it.
>>150135093
No, get a 811 for highway races once they patch the REEE bug
Thanks stunning cunts
>randos who want to kill you for no reason
>>150135551
Gee, it's almost like you can't get knocked off bikes in stunt races
>>150134275
this is a bigger shitpost than the stripes arguing above
>>150135784
I'm just saying stunning cunts completely borked bike physics
>>150136082
And I'm just saying nobody cares about your webms when everyone experienced something similar themselves. pls fuck off
I'm going to kill myself.
GTAG is not the same.
>>150135967
I recently bought the Bati just to see if it deserved all the praise it gets, it's got better handling (although the Hakuchou has also got good handling) but fuck me, is it slow. I win almost every race I do with the Hakuchou, I'm just gonna stick with it
>>150136626
Kill yourself Snap, nobody is gonna miss you
Will SAMP and MTA outlive GTA Online?
Seriously, it's baffling how multiplayer mods are still so popular for GTA San Andreas even more than a decade after the game was released.It's also baffling to see how you can actually create a fully functional and rewarding roleplaying experience in SAMP instead of having to play pretend with your friends like a goddamn retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YlGZI1q9sk
>>150134181
Get akuma or Bati. Personally I prefer the Akuma because the Bati feels heavy as fuck for some reason and not in a good way.
You wont go broke from buying both though.
>>150135365
RE-7B is still going to be the fastest of the new supers and arguably the best looking.
>>150135967
>No-stripe mongoloid thinks telling the truth is shitposting
>>150136974
>le everyone is snap meme
Kill yourself you fucking circlejerker.
>>150137452
Snap (you) is the only one who's infatuated with Pea
Calm down please
>>150137452
Everyone hated pea but (you) snap
>>150137649
>>150137751
here (You) go, Snap
>>150135736
>he tried to kill you and run you over
>game calls you the bad sport for destroying his car
>>150138809
Now pay for the insurance you faggot griefer.
>>150135736
Behead those who chrome their Carbonizzares.
>>150140021
>Behead those who chrome
ftfy
>>150141789
what's wrong with chrome
>>150141789
This, use Firefox, you humongous degenerates.
>>150141856
literally everythng
what's the point of VIP if you're alone 99.999% of the time?
is there a miata wannabe in gtao or what
>>150142913
No, sadly.
It's the biggest bad decision in the whole game.
>>150137150
>a fully functional and rewarding roleplaying experience in SAMP
LOL QUE
>>150142913
/o/ please go
>>150142913
if they did they would probably add this one and not the one that we want
>>150143724
>>150103535
>>150103667
yknow you replied to me twice right? and i'm not null, the 350z is really ugly and i'm not a fan of it
WHEN ROCKSTAR
>>150144289
When you kill yourself for being a fucking faggot.
>>150144343
why are you so angry
>>150144486
Why are you not dead? Fix that.
>>150144343
Only when you kill yourself first
>>150144585
>>150144717
Goddamn, you're still not dead. Fucking kill yourself.
>>150144289
sure thing here you go!
Got a story for you all from last night.
>Starting PacStandard heist with some GTAG anons
>3 of us in lobby
>XiQuanTu joins
>IGN crew
>level 190
>IGN chink? Debating kicking him
>Think "fuck it, he can at least handle Vans...right?"
>Start the mission
>Loading
>Heist crew left
>It was XiQuanTu
>mfw
>>150144770
U mad lol xP
>>150144863
u not ded kill urself
>>150144842
WE TOLD YOU ABOUT IGN BRO
WE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE CHINKS BRO
>>150142234
A mind-numbingly boring way to grind cash.
anyone on PC want to do the Series A setup+finale??
we need 2 people and all these pubs are shitters + the PC Crew doesnt seem to want to do heists at all.
>guy afk teleport-spamming the time trial
>farm 20~ kills on him before he notices
>turns godmode on
>doesn't say anything when 4 people call him out
>leaves
reporting someone has never felt so satisfying. boy i hope it's his third strike.
>>150145920
<doing heists
<doing SERIES A
<IN 2016
WWOWWOW
Dudes where can I find a cracked launcher for GTA v
I downloaded the fitgirl initial repack and am looking to make it playable and then mod it for photorealism
>>150146028
yes to all of those those.
>>150146126
stop being poor and stupid
>>150145993
wouldn't spamming the time trial be a huge waste of time? it's only 50k on the first try and it's fuck all after that
>people who use hydras in criminal damage
>>150147881
mfw use savage and win it every time
>>150147881
mfw nobody actively participates and I win by crashing an aircraft or something
>>150148041
>dat rocket spam
>>150149084
sometimes I'm at the airport and there are a few luxors and titans which were already spawned prior to criminal dmage being announced (they dont spawn during obviously)
Blew em up and got like 5 million instantly.
>>150149602
bullshit
>>150149084
would parachuting out of the gold luxor to personal vehicle and getting another give good payout?
t. dedgen
>>150149664
luxors are like one million each bro.
>>150149691
pegasus vehicles get a cooldown during criminal damage. I think five minutes. Not sure though on what if any payout.
>>150149987
the cooldown is the entire duration of criminal damage, that's why you always order before it starts
What is the worst stunt race and why is it H200?
>>150151052
Youare right
godmoded rhino race when?
>>150151052
Chiliad is worse
H200 isn't that bad once you learn the tubes and the corners are a nice break from all the long straights of the other races
>get "everyone lefted"
>happens again WHILE I'M LOADING INTO A DIFFERENT SESSION.
I wasn't even in my garage yet.
Any PC anons up for some late night PacStandard again?
Whats the most fun GTAO mission if you like Shooters? Like one of Micheal's missions from the singleplayer
>>150152409
Yeah I'm up for it. My SC is Zerogrant
>>150152645
sent inv
Is the regular Tampa worth the money?
>>150153335
Not for performance but it's nicer looking and has more mods than the drift
>>150143724
2016 miata looks alright though. I'd buy itif it wouldn't be priced over 1 million grindbux
is there a reason to drive any other car than the futo????
>>150155994
Some people are heterosexual
What's the biggest case of buyers remorse you guys have had in this game?
>>150156195
Buying the FMJ and the Rhino tank after it got nerfed.
>>150151052
>What is the worst stunt race and why is it Plummet?
ftfy
>>150156195
faction
every time i go to buy it i think 'this time i'll be able to get over the fact it can't take a bump without flipping' then i eventually give in and upgrade it at Benny's so it doesn't handle so poorly, then sell that because i don't like hydraulics
all i can do now is pray that they eventually add a Sabre (IV version) so i can get a G-body car that doesn't handle awfully unless you throw hydraulics on it
>>150156195
Buying the Rhapsody and the Sanchez because they were the fastest cars in their classes a week or so before the CS update.
Still managed to win on Splits with the Rhapsody with a30second gap over 2nd place though, thank you Rockstar for making the Brioso handle like ass
>>150156195
Buying the Hydra. Wish I had that 3mil back a few times now.
R8 my new Tampa
>>150158535
bit plain
>>150158535
Lime green doesn't suit this car. At all.
>>150159279
My other color choices are orange with a white stripe or red with a white stripe. Which would be a better choice?
>>150159279
I think it looks pretty nice in green, here's mine and the car I modelled it after
I used a soft top because it matched the rest of the black better IMO
>>150159824
Creamsicle cars always look pretty nice
>>150156195
Buying the tyrus was kind of dumb, the ETR1 is much more fun in races and in general. Etr1 is such a beast.
YACHT!
Valkayrie and turreted limo were a dumb purchase. I never shit and they are not fun to drive at all.
Is it worth paying $1M to become a VIP? I currently have $900K and no idea what to do with them
>>150160870
You don't pay it, you just need to have it to register.
>>150160870
You just have to register and if you become a CEO, you become a perma-VIP.
>>150160285
>rank 1104
>rank 1191
Totally not menu users guys
>>150159824
My personal Tampa is colored white with red stripes. I think it'll look very nice in reverse.
>>150161036
Even when I host I dont kick them.
They seem to play by the rules 100% of the time. Saw one driving around the track backwards today though. I dont think they see the point of hacking in a race- or their hacks are so bad they cant speed up their cars anymore.
nessi back yet
>>150135736
There's something about people who go around flinging stickies that just makes my blood boil.
It's like... I can see them with their fucking tounge out the side of their mouth or drooling, while they mash their controller/KB going "HURRR HURR HURR!!! I TROW DA STEEKEE HEH EHE HEH!!!"
Bonus points for chrome like in your webm.
Am I correct he was also the type that couldn't take not getting his oh so epic sticky kill so he ran after you later again?
>>150143160
Oh yeah anon its terrific!
Let me just show you an awesome experience I had years ago!
Me:/me goes to steal your wallet, would I be able to do this
Guy: No you can't because I'm like Superman and stuff
Me:That's not a valid reason dude you have a gun in your face
Guy:OKAY THATS IT IM CALLING AN ADMIN YOU'RE POWER GAMING! MOOOOOOM! MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!
Me:dude just pay me 2k its literally what you can make in 10 minutes don't be a bitch
Guy:OH WOW OOC INSULTING, NICE, SCREENCAPPED YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD KIDDOim exaggerating but, seriously I had to go to their forums with screenshots and all to disprove his baseless accusations of "power gaming" - forcing roleplay actions on people that are not realistic.
what an autism fest.
>>150035324
>browsing 4chan on my phone at a family reunion
>connected to local wifi
>go to post something
>you were warned
>wut
>It's an /int/ post
>I don't browse /int/
Post face when you find out someone in your family got a warning for shitposting about ban evasion on /int/.
Is the Tyrus as fun as it looks?
>everyone sleeping when I get home from work
>all my friends are euro NEETs
>but for some reason are more in line with US waking hours
JUST BE EURO NORMIES AND WAKE IN YOUR DAYTIME SO I CAN PLAY WITH YOU HOLY FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150162718
pretty boring to drive desu, which is great for most of GTAG but I like my cars to have obvious shortcomings I can work around because I'm autistic.
It's like a bike in a stuntrace, cruise control the entire way.
>>150162569
That reminds me
>2013 be youngfag
>be on vacation with famalam
>rent an apartment
>get access to WiFi after asking the guy who was renting the place to us
>be on 4chan at night after vacationing all day and stuff with family
>make a post on /g/
>You have been banned.
>????? either my dad, mom or my brother is a shitposter or the previous people here were
>You were banned permanently for posting child pornography on [date a year prior]
>noped the fuck out of there because underage ban at the time (I'm 20 now)
>Woooaaaahh okay
>would have screen capped it but I was like no way, nope, fuck that shit, mini panic attack (had the notion that for serious stuff like this it would report your IP, thus the exact location to the popo. What, I was a retarded underage b& what can I say)
>went and reset router with the excuse to my parents that my connection was slow
>dynamic IP
>postan again, but shit bricks for days after
Are the stock rims on the RE-7B still "broken"?
The picnic? THE PICNIC?!
>meming about in session not doing anything
>see a jetfag harrassing some low level CEO doing Haulage and feel the need to intervene because he's a fellow truckfucker
>drive out and shoot his hydra down once with a heavy sniper and he pusses out into passive and goes to grab another one
>spawn in Bullshark from the CEO menu and use it to shoot down the second one before he can even get a kill
>Players are voting to remove you from the session. Improve your behaviour or you will be kicked.
>he leaves the game after this
Jetfags are honestly the most pathetic people in existence
>>150163985
>noob
>>150156084
>hating fun
shiggy diggy
>>150164167
Pretty early 2000s I know
But I usually talk like a chinese shitter with a poor grasp on the English language so that they understand what I'm saying
>>150164227
gay weeb meme cars are quite far from fun
What should I spend 2.6m on?
Is CEO a meme, or should I start an org?
>>150164227
>that car
wow I cant believe you stuck around this long
>>150164705
CEO is pretty good for money but it takes a while to recoup your losses and start making profits
>>150164989
Been here since the day after release on dedbox.Please help me.
>>150164705
autist shorts back at it again
ceo work is practically useless unless you have both good friends and lots of money
>>150165861
>autist shorts
Shit, is that really what I'm going to be remembered for?
who is the most two faced person in gtag and why is it me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOy6hqzfsAs2/3 crashed shortly after this screenshot was taken
>>150165875
yes :)
>>150165295
we're here forever.
enjoy the ride.
>tfw need to take another screenie to update now that it's almost been another full year.
>>150156195
This. Give me my 10 million back. Second is the Hydra. I'm not a shitter so I have no use for it.
How do people fill 5 different fucking garages with shit? I hacked an account today, and I've filled 2 garages. One as a status garage with all supers, and another with cars I like.
How the fuck could you want or need more than 20 cars?
>>150168596
>how could you want or need more than 20 cars
Because you like them.
>tfw spent more on cars than anything else
>>150168896
But I've already bought the cars that I like.
What are some good ones?
>>150168303
At least you can use it to glitch VIP clothes. Kek.
>>150169082
>good
subjective. Drive around in a few, do some solo races and get the feel for what you like. I enjoy cars like the Lynx, Dominator, Ruiner, Phoenix that don't hold your hand while you drive them and force you to pay attention to how you handle it.
Or check the table and pick the top 5, choose what you like from there.
What kind of cars do you like? Loud obnoxious supercars that only exist to let the world know you're rich? Tuners? classic muscle? Classic anything?
What would you cruise around in IRL if money wasn't an issue?
>>150169314
and to clarify, I don't mean a single car. Build a dream garage, yeah, half of them aren't in game, but getting the idea of what you like is the important part.
>Try playing GTA Online for first time
>Loads for like 5 minutes and puts me in a empty world just to disconnect back to main game
>Reconnect and finally find a game after 10 minutes of loading
>Disconnects back to main game after match finishes
Please tell me it's not like this it's a living hell also I'm playing on PC.
>>150169920
its a PCuck exclusive feature kiddo getting cucked by rockstar :^)
Playing on PS4 and cant find anyone playing, any crew on?
>>150168596
>I hacked an account
>status garage with all supers
neck yourself
>>150151052
I like H200. the one I really dislike is Chiliad.
>>150169920
sounds like you have awful internet
>>150169920
Your internet must be complete dogshit to keep disconnecting back to single player. Seriously. It means youre unable to maintain a steady connection and have about 20kbps dl/ul max.
The load times are a thing though, but only opening the game and loading onto online does it take that long. Going from lobby to lobby though does take a bit, im not going to defend the load times at all because that shit is downright disgusting.
>>150169689
If I could have a truck I'd have an F-650.
So far my list for the 3rd garage isa
>Guardian
>Bifta
>Jester
>Banshee 900R
>Hot knife
>Elegy
>Bullet
>Infernus
>9F Cabrio
Now I'm seriously running out of ideas.
>>150172395
Do you like twin cars? I like twin cars.
Things like hardtop/soft-top versions of the same cars, XS and regular versions of Ubermachts.
Have you gotten a Tailgator? Warrener? Everyone forgets about the Warrener.
>>150172518
Since you like trucks, you might want to get a Sadler or Bobcat to go with them, I like the Bobcat.
Get an SUV, a high roller deserves a big car with a big price and big luxury, my preference is the Obey Rocoto.
>>150172395
don't get a hot knife, it's dog shit
>sell 900R cause it's a piece of shit
>sell Sabre Turbo cause you don't use it
>sell Sanchez cause BF400 is really the bees knees
>starting to miss sabre
what did i DO
AM IA SUTISITN?????
>flying my Besra around in the northern half of the map and enjoying the pretty view
>decide to go down to the city area
>some shitter just has to shoot me down or chase after me in a hydra
god, no fun allowed, everyone is such a fucking faggot in this game
>>150171314
>He doesn't have a status garage just to tease the poorfags
>>150172518
>>150172628
There's a bunch of trucks I like. The F-250 one was pretty cool. Rebel is ok. Probably have to invest in a Armored Baller, and a Rolls Royce type thing. If they had a modern Challenger/Camaro that wasn't an uncustomizable pos, I'd buy that too. But alas, the Gauntlet is garbage.
>>150172645
But it looks neat. And with over a billion in cheaterbux, it won't be a problem to change it later if I decide it's shit.
>>150172761
real question: is the sabre a good car? Its the first car i chose because I recognized it and its been my ride of choice ever since
>>150173027
I enjoy it. It's also the best for muscle races.
>>150172917
it might look neat but it is literally so bad in the handling it's not worth buying for looks
if you want something that looks neat, is not seen often and handles poorly buy a Lynx
>>150173575
i dont really know the meta for cars other than the Karuma being OP. I just like the sabre because it has a good top speed and its heavy so it drifts well.
>>150173027
Only when turned into a lowrider
NEW THREAD
>>150173750
>>150173750
>>150173750
>>150173849
slow
>>150173843
too late bud
>>150173897
This thread was made first
>>150156195
Currently Reaper.