/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>Muh Crates

ETR1 a nasty.

xth for political discussion in /gtag/

5th for cash money paycheck and would rather have shark dollars.

>jet cucks think they're clever by out running the homing missile
>as they pass over, RPG them over and over

top cuck

>>149844962
>wasting ammo with RPGs
dumbass

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Uuh...

>>149845051
>not seeing jet cucks tear up when they say

m-muh muh CHEATS/LUCK!

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>>149845149
What the fuck did you do to that 9F

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>Best rims are only available as default on a few cars

>>149845254
>m-muh muh
Why do you write like this?
Anyway, just Heavy Sniper them if you know what you're doing.
>>149845305
Speaking of things being on cars by default, I wish the splitters on the Bullet were optional

>>149845472
How many shots should it take to kill a jet?

I've blown them up in like 5 before. But it's never reliable unless I hit the black engine part.

>>149845472
Or you can stop trying to tell me how to live my life, fucking fed.

>>149845578
If you spawn some BST from the CEO menu you can take any out in only 4 shots

>>149845764
BST?????????? THE FUK??????????????

>>149846007
Bull Shark Testosterone
How new.ru

Obviously this will differ since GTAO has less shit going on, so hopefully someone who plays SP can answer this.

I've got an i5-4690, GTX 970, and 16GB of RAM. 1080p. Everything is maxed out except for MSAA at x2+MFAA, Soft Shadows at Softer, no Reflection MSAA, no Advanced Graphics, and Grass at High.

I still get dips down to around 50 sometimes. And in spots on Vinewood Boulevard while standing still I stay at like 53. What fucking settings are you guys using for smooth 60FPS? Everything I've tried lowering stuff without going below the console equivalent settings I still stay around that 53 on the boulevard, and still get dips no matter what.

Is there a better driver version for the 970 than the most current ones? Is my CPU bottlenecking me? What the fuck is going on.

>JOIN CREW MEMBERS
>PLEASE JOIN A PUBLIC LOBBY

I JUST WANNA FARM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149846642
Also I have that bullshit set in my Nvidia Control Panel so max pre-rendered frames is at 1, GPU prefers maximum performance, multiple threads enabled, using Nvidia's Vsync and AF, and using single display performance mode.

I just want to be able to play with no dips below 60, but I just can't find the right settings no matter what. Don't want shit to be too low though, want at least the PS4 equivalent settings.

I really think it's the drivers. Especially since Nvidia is known to fuck their "older" cards performance with new drivers.

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Why must social club make my photos so low resolution :(

>>149846642
It's because your shitty card only has 3.5gb vram. When will nvidishills learn that amd is the only way?

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>>149847986
Go into first person and disable hud then F12/the share button on your console.
Or even better, record a short clip then use the R* editor to get the perfect shot

>>149848182
I Upload them off my PS4, but it will only let you upload photos taken with the "camera" on the ingame phone, and not console screenshots

>>149848353
Doesn't the PS4 have a share button that instantly takes a snapshot of your screen or something?

>>149848054
Settings don't even reach 3.5GB. Only uses about 2.7GB VRAM. Good job though making a useless fucking post so you could bitch about nothing

>>149848479
Yes it does. But you can't upload it through social club or anything.

>>149846642
Because the 970 is shit and can't max this game out like you're trying to do. Get a fucking 980 Ti poorfag.

>>149851050
>spending hard earned shekels on a card from last cycle

>>149851087
With having a 970 I thought I'd suggest a cheaper card that can still do the job.

>>149851050
Not trying to max it out. I'm trying to figure out what the fuck I can lower/what the highest shit I can have but still get 60FPS.

Getting rid of MSAAx2 and using DSR to downscale from 1440p still looks pretty sharp, and seems to have less of a performance hit - but I have to run it in Windowed Borderless or else DSR looks like shit with aliasing everywhere, and with the game in Windowed Borderless I can't use Nvidia's Vsync, and if I have to use Rockstar's Vsycn there is horrible stuttering/frame skips.

I'm just hoping someone else with a 970 that gets 60FPS can let me know what settings they run at with the highest quality.

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Just had the weirdest crate collection experience yet
I went to the pickup point but saw a van with crates in the back before getting to the pickup point and triggering the 'goods were stolen' objective, took it back to the warehouse and got kicked from the vehicle, then flew back to the original van and it finally registered that the cargo was delivered. 1/2

>>149851874
How high is your distance scaling?

>>149851874
lower everything in advanced graphics to nothing, worthless, all of it.

use the cheapest shadow blurring, youll never care.

Turn particles down to shit. Ambient occlusion is worthless.

If you can stand it, turning grass off gives you a huge boost and better for combat. Will look like ps2 tho.

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>>149852108
2/2
So basically if this wasn't just a glitch that I somehow coaxed into occuring, if you have keen eyes you can find the stolen crate van before you even know it's been stolen.

>>149852174
It's at the max. Not using the one under Advanced Graphics though. Even tried lowering it a minute ago to the minimum and I still hung around 55 on the boulevard.
>>149852179
Literally not using anything under Advanced Graphics except the High LOD when flying one, and I haven't even flown.
>particles
barely a performance impact by benchmarks, and no ambient occlusion makes shit look flat as hell. fuck, even the ps3 has AO.
and no way getting rid of grass. this is the 970 - the friggen PS4 runs with Textures, Shaders, and Grass at Very High, Reflections and PostFX at Ultra, Shadows at High, AO and Tesselation at High and Water and Particles at High.

But even then I get dips down to 50. I don't remember it being this bad months ago. It's been a while since I played, and I know Nvidia usually puts out shit drivers

>>149852487
city lights tend to give everyone dips. They are all rendered perfectly because rockstar are an anal bunch. Where are your dips happening?

Also, the ps4 runs at 30 fps, probably with dips to 25 or so.

>>149852874
Usually just random points around the city, but vinewood boulevard can hang around the low 50s

>>149852487
Turn your normal distance scaling down to about half way.

>>149849289
You can save your SS onto a USB but youre a consolefag so Im assuming thats too much work for you.

>>149853176
>Even tried lowering it a minute ago to the minimum and I still hung around 55 on the boulevard
Barely does anything. I can lower shadows from Very High to High, lower Reflections from Ultra to Very High etc. and it will still stay at the same FPS. I feel like either my CPU is fucking me or Nvidia's drivers just blow since the 10xx came out

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>>149853769
Yeah I saw that after I'd already posted.

>>149853320
I don't have any USB thumbdrives my man

Anyone know if there's a way of getting the green duffle bag anymore? The old parachute/hairdresser thing has been patched for a while now.

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>doing stunt races for the extra dosh and RP
>see someone driving a Bestia
???
>>149855435
No way outside of using an external mod.
Which is a bit of a bitch because I just remembered I overwrote the only outfit I had with a green duffle on it so I have no way of getting another one now.

>>149855713
What's wrong with the bestia aside from the performance?
I love the way it (and more importantly the FF) look.

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rate my slav

>>149857016
Nothing
But performance is the only thing that matters in a race and I've literally never seen one used ingame before other than the one I own
>>149857194
>leather jacket instead of a tracksuit
>no dress shoes
4/10

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>quick job stunt race
>turbine
>first person lock and explode last place

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>>149857321
i wanted an open tracksuit jacket, but that leather jacket is the closest there is. good call on the dress shoes though, that slipped by me.

To the anon having fps issues, I have the same thing happen to me here and there. I locked it to 50 fps and it's never done it since. Could not find any other way to keep it stable.

>>149857581
Fucking nightmare fuel

>>149857581
I'm really hoping you guys actually hold the cinematic cam button or whatever that shit's called so you get a 3rd person perspective in races like this.

The only hosts who do this are salty fuckers.

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>>149862101
I ended up winning without even using the cinematic cam that which is impressive considering how awful the FPV is on the BF400
Pic related

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Even ironically. why would you make your tag this?

>>149858643
But there are and have been open tracksuits since deadgen

>>149862880
I could only stoop down to 'yiff'

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>let's make functional collapsible roofs a feature but only put it on half the convertibles in the game

why

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>>149844286
if i buy a bigger warehouse will i be able to buy cargo in higher volume?
currently i only own a small warehouse because i'm pretty broke, so i was hoping if i saved up enough for a medium warehouse i would be able to buy more than 3 crates at a time and turn a larger profit
pic unrelated

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this is a honeypot if i ever saw one

>>149863241
3 only, no matter the size or amount of warehouese.

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>joins the session
>immediately goes for a jet
>shoots two random CEO helos down
>then flies towards us
>webm happens
>immediately uses the minigun when he respawns
>calls his insurgent and runs away
Why attack at all when you're going to run away anyway?

>>149863241

Do not buy a medium warehouse, just go straight to large.

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>>149864069
>talking to russians

>>149863201
>muh autism
>Doesn't know that cars from that era didn't have motorized convertible mechanisms

>>149866884
>muh car autism

>>149864069
>playing quake in gta
i want to make sweet love to your body for that shot

>>149866884
You know that cars have had motorized roofs since like, the 40s, right?
The 1975 Buick LeSabre (Manana) would certainly have one. Please stop saying dumb shit.

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I've overshot checkpoints before but this takes the cake as the worst yet
still managed to win tho

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>powerplay is forever stuck at %50 approval because nobody understands how to play it

>>149864069
If only this game was as predictable as (>webm).
Far too often on the jets lag or desync lets them get away with stuff.

>>149869016
it's teamdeathmatch with power pickups
what is there to not understand?

I fucking hate the canyon stunt race. If you don't exit whatever ramp/loop you're in at the exact right angle with the exact right speed you fly off the track and have to respawn and try the fucking ramp again
These races are some of the most fun parts of the game when they're made correctly but between the RE-7B being literally too fucking fast to not fly over checkpoints and catchup/slipstream they're also the most frustrating thing to try and do beyond heists with randoms

>>149852232
10/10 times if you pull up your quick menu and tell it to highlight special package the first van it highlights is the van with your goods. EVERY TIME. I think its because the van closest to you is always the one with the stolen goods so thats the one it highlights.

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I HAVE DONE IT

Will it save if I leave?

>>149869837
What do you mean? You won't own the police chopper but it'll be repaired and there again most likely when you exit to roof

>>149870020
But do landed aircraft save between sessions?

>>149870068

lol no

>>149870068
Goddamn you are dumb.

>>149870068
No, why would they

whats the latest money glitch you cool kids are doing

the one where you keep repeating the last heist?

>>149870671
The one where you win stunt races and get mad cash while actually having fun

>>149870757
define "mad cash"

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>45k for a 5 minute race

>>149871417
>And it only took five minutes of loading screens and 30 minutes of sitting in a lobby waiting for it to fill

>>149871589
>t. someone who hasn't played a stunt race
Lobbies fill up in seconds if you don't have literal third world tier internet

>>149871589
They fill up quickly and loading screens are very short

Also, they're FUN

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I find the CEO missions to be pretty decent for making money. It beats wasting time on heists just for some retarded rando to fuck everything up 5 times and quit.

you get 1.6million profit everytime you fill up a large warehouse 3packages at a time. If you do a head hunter or some other 18k+ vip mission you get 2.2million profit.

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>>149869063
You can always estimate the latency.

>>149872035
How long does it take to fill a large warehouse?

>>149869837
There are 4~ spawn point for that one it's not that rare. Real unicorn is the unarmed buzzard.

>>149872142
6 hours give or take
Still far, far better than any of the alternatives except maybe pacistandard glitch if you constantly have 4 reliable people (lmao)

>>149872142
do you want a short answer or autistic answer?

>>149872227
I can do a Fleeca heist every 20 minutes, from that you get ~1.5mil which is pretty good

>>149872250
short please

>>149872375
Please enlighten me on how a) you can do fleeca once every 20 minutes and b) how you get such a high payout

>>149872375
>short please
it takes about 5 hours if you own a buzzard

>>149872548
a. Alternate with someone to host
b. $86k x 6 hours x 3 each hour = 1.548mil

>>149872798
yeah but you can get 2.2mill in 5 hours just doing ceo shit in a solo public lobby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd9_10U4ZyY&list=LLjdTB7PozAwx2idcfsPiiwA&index=3

>>149872902

>2.2 mil in 5 hours

You're not subtracting what you spend on those crates goyim

And if you're doing VIP missions in between each crate run to cover costs it takes even longer.

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cliffhanger or gargoyle?!?

>>149872902
That means an investment of 1 mil for an office, and 1.75 mil for a buzzard which I'm not willing to pay AND I'd be even more bored of that than heists

I'll just stick to my less effective method, I don't have much need for so much money anyway

>>149873060
Yes

>>149873060

Both. What are you poor?

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Why are Russians so gay?

>>149873157
Daddy Putin doesn't like gays so they have to do all their gay stuff online

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>>149873060
>>149873143
>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club

>>149873143
yes, kind of

>>149873282
Do you have this saved in a document or have you memorised it?

>>149873282
>projecting at it's highest level

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>>149873347

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>>149873282

>He doesn't have a garage full of a mix of sports bikes, choppers, and one faggio
>He's too scared of being shot so he rides around in an insurgent all day so no bully can hurt his tranny
>He belongs in a sissy crew full of roleplayers with tranny toons

>>149873656
That's so pathetic, and you know it's pathetic

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>>149873719
>true, fuck mansex bikes and meme cars
>false
>false
1/3 apply yourself
>>149873751
you probably would've called me pathetic if i had memorized it too so idc really

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>>149873027
its possible to do a head hunter in less than 5min (with a buzzard and not dying) and after 5min you will be ready to deliver another package.

Honestly I'm just addicted to getting my office filled with moneyWhats the most money you have seen in a office?

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>>149873282
>>149873347
>>149873529
>>149873656
>>149873719
>>149873751
>>149873890

cue the 'our bikes are not slow.jpeg'

>>149873890

All true actually, just kys.

>>149873986
is there a way to make the office look tidy again, because I hate that shit

>>149874341

Spend it all.

I don't mind the money piling up I just wish I could get rid of all the contraband sitting everywhere. Even emptying your warehouse doesn't get rid of that shit.

>>149874285
thankfully your tears will not tarnish your leather getup gimpboy

>>149874516

lmao farn kys

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>There are people who deliberately spin you out in online races

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>this name
>mansex

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It's always yellow isn't it?

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>>149875973
>someone lightly taps you
>you go spinning off the track and immediately explode
>try to get revenge and ram them back at full force
>they're made of unfuckatanium and cannot be budged from the circuit no matter how hard you try
Why does this always happen?

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>>149876779
>yfw it's always someone in a T20

>>149876779
>immediately explode

I wish. Exploding would put me back on the track, I always get sent off sliding into another time zone and have to wait for the stupid hold-F-to-respawn thing.

>>149876030
>AHAHAHAHHAHA
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>149877698
If you looked at the chat he was mocking the other guy. Your average /gtag/ member would say 'kek wew KEK XD' in chat instead

>>149877698
As the other anon said, I was mocking that guy for laughing at my attempt of flying the sewage
Now I was laughing at his attempt at not being dead

>>149877698
>>149877830
>type out laughter
>get mocked for it
>type "lel kek wew"
>get mocked for it

no emotions allowed

>>149878714
/vg/ doesn't allow people to laugh, because they only cry with severe depression.

HAHAHAHAHA!

>>149872164
>Unarmed Buzzard
I was honestly surprised the first time I ran across one. They just don't look right without the weapons.


So would I be the only person hype about a Civil Service update? The ability to save Police/Fire/EMS vehicles, undercover cars and uniforms. They could probably make some Cops vs Robbers races. I honestly want it for muh roleplay

>>149879247
only thing i would want from that update is the newer generation stanier, NOOSE truck and police roadblock van
even then the stanier would have unremovable lights and the van wouldn't come in liveriless form most likely so i wouldn't be too hyped for that update

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>>149879247
They need to add a version with the benches.

>>149879575
enlighten me on what that tiny little extra room would do that a normal buzzard doesn't already do

>>149879881
>What would an agile, and fast helicopter that can carry eight people do?
Gee, I wonder

>>149880093
>being this autistic about helicopters
had no idea nessi was back so soon
a single homing rocket would still instagib everyone inside, no matter how many people are sitting on the edge

>>149880093
Provide 8 kills with 1 rocket?

>>149880183
yeah, but

more people
more tacticool

>>149880183
>Being this bad at dodging homing launcher rockets
>In a fucking Buzzard of all things

>>149880381
it's nessi alright
even if you do manage to dodge homing rocket after rocket (lol) a couple of minigun bursts or a few heavy sniper plinks make short work of a buzzard
helis are shit tier for any pvp minus maybe the valkyrie

>>149880646
>Dodge the rocket
>Land or just have the passengers jump off because this is GTA
>Seven people are now wrecking that one person's shit
Did you forget that people aren't glued into helicopters or something?

>>149880810
>not using a cargobob which can withstand a rocket AND carries 9 passengers
this is how retarded you sound

>>149880993
>Using a slow piece of shit for no reason other than that you suck at dodging rockets
This is how retarded you are.

>>149881058
>using a weak piece of shit for no reason other than you need 7 people to back you up in a fight
:^)

>>149881192
>Using a clunky piece of shit for no reason other than you need 9 people to back you up in a fight
XD

>>149881192
>>149881290
>cargobob full of friends/crew all flying around having a good time
>shitter fires homo rocket
>gets upset when everyone in heli goes after him

You're one of those people aren't you

>>149881487
>Going 20 knots is a fun time

>>149881579
You act as if speed matters at all in a map this small

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>>149881725
Map updates never ever

>>149881725
It's annoying going so slow because Rockstar felt the need to arbitrarily slow everything down. The Lazer goes about the speed that most helicopters should.

>>149881903
I-is that Catalina island?

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>>149881487
Man, nothing makes me laugh harder than /gtag/ collectively dropping fucking everything to e-bully a lone shitter. Especially after they blow up senpai crates.

>>149882085
*boop*

>>149882040
Not sure friendo, I just saved it from last thread because I like to cry myself to sleep over things that will never happen.

PLASTIC SURGEON WHEN

>>149880292
Isn't that where it would be justified to shoot these helicopter shitters?

>>149882873
Regret going tranny?

>>149882873
I'm seriously gonna kill myself if they add that

>>149883071
Now I hope they add it even more.

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>>149882085
>everyone starts e-bullying a shitter
>he's a twitch streamer/youtube asshole

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>>149883410
>it's datsaintsfan and his personal army
>"Players are voting to remove you from the session."

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>>149883267

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>>149883901
>there's still not enough to kick you
>spam ISRAEL GUN RIGHTS GAY MARRIAGE ISLAM TRUMP CLINTON VEGETARIANISM so the twitch chat starts arguing and he'll have to spend even more time editing whatever footage he can gleam

>>149879247
Sounds fun but desu id rather expand on the gangs in LS. We have a Korean gang that is known for carjacking and driving nice cars but they have no name (that I know of) or even any personality apart from generic gang enemy #3.
Would like to see maybe a Korean and another crew (nips, or Hispanics) with a dlc based around street racing/jacking cars (Simeon missions that actually pay worth a shit)
All this high end stuff is burning me out, we need more flavor dlc to hold it up like the upcoming biker gang expansion.

>>149884884
Or hell just a gang war dlc would be fun.
I'm just tired of all these new top end stuff while anybody who picks up the game new night as well just quit because of the time investment needed to start having fun.

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>>149874000

>>149884884
>Korean gang
Really? I guess I never payed much attention. The only gangs I really know of are the Ballas and Vagos. As well as whatever forgettable gang replaced Grove Street Families. Do these Koreans have a place they hang out at?

>>149885124
You steal the kuruma from the in fleeca. That's where I got the background info, Lester prattles it off in your ear
And around pillbox hill there's a Little Seoul where they spawn at yeah.

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>>149884884
>>149885124
>korean gang

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>>149876030

>>149885286
Huh, I guess I've replayed heists so much I just tune Lester the Molester out now. I'll have to drive around there again and check it out. Thanks anon.

>>149885073
More-Map Awareness when?

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>>149885487
>around pillbox hill there's a Little Seoul
A neighborhood called Little Seoul*, sorry.
And yeah, I only ever noticed because it was the first time I got chased by Feltzers in a mission. There's also an Armenian Mafia, like 4 different hispanic gangs (Varios Los Aztecas, Vagos, Marabunta Grande, based off MS13, and I think one other.)

>>149885124
Grove Street Families are now Chamberlain Hills Families (green gang that Frank is part of). Unless I'm misremembering and they became the Ballas.
Pretty sure it's not that tho.

Here's a screenie from around Little Seoul

>>149885805
Oh, and the Madrazzo Cartel
Never see anything from them outside of missions.

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>>149885317

Is there an easier way to get into crew sessions other than "Join Crew Session" until you find one with more than 2 other gtags? tfw lonely in a sea of shitters

>>149886581
Join some directly.

Most of the time we are all grouped up into 1 (one) or 2 (two) sessions.

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>>149885317
>straight at you

>>149887150
Meant for
>>149885997

>>149844286
Don't use the faction in stunt races, the autism used to design it means that when hitting loops it actually scrapes part of the front bumper, killing speed and traction

>>149888039
Same with the Sabre Turbo.

>>149888039
>don't use a lowrider in a race
that kind of makes sense..

as for the sabre turbo custom just don't lower it and it wont scrape

>>149888317
I'm talking about a base model faction, dip.
No Benny's mods

>>149888541
why would you even pick that? do you want to lose?

>>149888541
>using the faction in a race in the first place

Are you actually retarded?

>>149888691
>>149888735
>waaah it's not best in stats
Because I like the GNX you turds.

>>149888805
It's not even like second, third, fourth or fifth best in stats. It's fucking awful and you're a mongoloid for using it in a race.

>>149888961
>waaaah
I didn't pick it for stats, how autistic are you?
I didn't even expect to win, I was just informing you that if you wanted to use it like I did, don't use it on a race with a loop.

>>149888961
No point complaining. He's the exact kind of retard who hands out free race wins to you.

Were Buyable jets the biggest mistake of GTA Online?

>>149889069
>don't use it on a race
Fixed that for you, retard

>timing out of everything at the end
Jesus Christ, ********.

>>149889159
The Kuruma was.

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>>149887150
>>149887312
His own fault in my onion

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>>149889118
>>149889221


I always wondered why have multiple cars if I'm only going to use one.
besides
>needing best in class or even top 5 to beat people in stunt races
lol

>>149889358
How so?

You can shoot through it and kill the shitters.

I'm gonna have to say it's a tie between Homo Launchers and Hydras.

>>149889159
biggest mistake of GTA online was pandering to deathmatchers to the point where to not do so anymore would cut into their profits.

>>149889646
>You can shoot through it
At a very specific angle in like a five pixel wide area, which you aren't going to be able to do in any real situations.

>>149889467
>one time
>in a 3 person race
>somehow proves anything

Cool now do that in a populated lobby and then come back and try to say that you can win in cars that are that much slower than the top few.

>>149889819
>b-b-but do it -this- way

It's not my fault you need a statistical hugbox to win instead of learning how to into racing lines.
Go back to your armored kuruma while I have fun.

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>>149883410
Oh please fucking tell me someone has footage of this actually happening.

>>149889936
>trying to pass off a fluke

Yeah nice try but nobody's falling for that bullshit.

Especially since you only have the one example of "proof", and it's under very specific circumstances to make it possible

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>>149890191
>one

>>149889646
It turned any combat game mode trivial. It allowed the Pacific Standard heist to be that shitfest. It made freeroam worse.

>Next update is Judas Priest update
>Can finally be the big gay biker I always dreamed of being

>>149890276
>second fastest lap is an Armored Kuruma
Is this a joke?

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>>149881903
>that long ass highway
Too bad it won't happen. And for what purpose is there some random volcano in the middle of the sea?

>>149890448
Those are very low aspirations in life.

>>149890479
no, i just found a fun lobby where people used cars they liked instead of whatever was on top of the statblock.
Armored Kuruma seems to be stupid good in stunt races with downhill sections.
you'd know this if you bothered to race cars that weren't in the top 5 statblock

>>149890479
average xbox players

>>149890531
Easter eggs. Think like that Island in Just Cause 2.

>>149890664
>2016
>not using a gamepad for driving and m+K for shooting

>>149890586
>implying you don't want to dress from head to toe and leather and wear chains and whips

Chains and whips melee weapons when?

>>149890347

It's not even close to the worst addition, sorry you get bullied by Kuruma shitters when they're easy to remove.

>>149889159
buyable military vehicles in general.
Ar.Karuma was a mistake but not as much.

>>149890601
I'd be an absolute retard to take any armored vehicle to a race. Well, except for that V12 abomination.

>These performance tryhards don't roll through muscle races in a Donk

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>>149890890
>I'd be an absolute retard
Or just trying to have fun.
Not everything is about winning anon.
Like my totally not-a-toyota-celica.
Won't win any races against the Brioso.
will be fun as hell.

>>149890890
It's an abomination because it's fast, right?

All the fastest cars are ugly because they're fast

>>149890831
Nice projection, but no. The Kuruma is the single worst game design decision Rockstar ever took and won't ever be fixed because muh pacstan.

>>149891020
>single worst
you're spelling Trevor "Edgelord" Phillips wrong.

>>149891020
maybe you should go back to auto-aim.

The kuruma isn't so bad there because you can just lock on to the driver and you can stop bitching constantly.

>>149891020

>Get roasted
>Call it projection
>You win!

Go back to your aim assist lobbies kiddo, just kys farn.

>>149890994
It's too fast and in the wrong category.

>>149891132
Now that you mention it, that scripted traffic on missions and Franklin's ability are definitely up there in bad decisions.

>>149891162
Nigger, I don't give a shit about freeroam. Anyone can shoot a rocket at a car. I shouldn't be punished for defending myself. No one should be allowed to be 99,9% invincible in missions. A Pegasus jet is a goddamn joke compared to how badly the Kuruma wrecked the game.

>>149891162
>Implying the windows of the kuruma actually work

>>149891494
>franklin's ability
Tbh it's the most useful out of all of them. Slow time for shooting people off bikes/out of cars is crucial. For michael it's meh tier, trevor's is alright but I hate trevor's entire fucking lolrandomsofunnygaiz character, so I only use him when I have to.

Also frank's ability taught me how to git gud at driving in this game, because relying on it was too dumb to be viable.

>>149891732
What really pissed me off was being forced to use it because of the scripted traffic. Never mind it being severely broken and giving you crazy acceleration each time you activate it.

>>149889998
me and some GTAGs bullied datsaintsfan once but i don't have any recordings or screenshots, sadly

>>149889796
Auto shotty shreds it at almost any angle. Unless you shoot it head on like an idiot.

And if that fails, you just blow it up.

>>149891989
>being forced
meh, I only had to use it on the van mission when you're chasing the guy on the bike, because those hills + that wheelbase is fucking hektik.
Sure, it helped with some difficult corners before I unlocked engine upgrades, but for the most part, nah, it wasn't exactly needed
t. ps3 player who didn't know about special abilities til PC release

>>149890825
I'd rather not be a fat, unemployed homo with a mans prison stamp on my arse cheek.

>>149892245
>talking about singleplayer
goddamnit now I wanna go play SP again but I don't want to miss out on the stunts.

>>149892310
>putting that much thought into it
Logically, I'd say you do, you're just repressing it.

>>149891732

He's not even lelsorandom he's depraved. The polar opposite of what everyone bitched about in GTA IV. Michael is MUH HAUNTING PAST and Franklin is JUST TRYNA GET OUT DA HOOD DOG

>>149890825
Deep

Dark

Fantasy

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>>149892310
Whatever you need to tell yourself to make it through the day.

>>149892403
>haunted past
not really, he's a career criminal who got his comfy life and realized he didn't know what the fuck to do with it.
Frank is spot on, and it was nice to have a story where he gets up and on his feet but doesn't get everything he wanted.

Trevor is just a token methhead who embodies the deathmatch aspect of freeroam. He's every 13 year old san andreas player that had to wait til mommy went to bed to play with the volume off.
>depraved
Not really, maybe if he had kept the attitude he was introduced with (fuck your bitches and kill ya with no real regrets), but as the game went on it was obvious that he wasn't as much of a badass as he was just a lunatic who never grew up.

>>149892375
>Logically, I'd say you do, you're just repressing it.
I call what I see. Most bikerfags are actual fags.

>>149892559
If you like a cock up the arse thats fair enough, but why does GTAO need a DLC based entirely around that?

>>149892798
Maybe you should ask tacopimp
>>149885073

>>149892798
Okay.
So why doesn't it need a DLC based entirely around bikes? We got plenty based entirely around supercars, you want another 1.7 million dollar showpiece?

>>149892798

>HURR DURR BIKE DLC IS LE GAY
>I WANT LE NEW SUPER CAR BEEP BOOP BUURURP

Fucking kill yourself

>>149892669

Michael constantly whines and self-loathes because he fucked over his friends. He's muh haunted past. He's Niko-lite.

>>149893126
It always seemed to be like he was whining and self-loathing before he fucked over his friends, he was just too busy trying to scrape by to worry about it too much.
Now he has the time to sit and think, what the fuck did you honestly expect to happen?
>haunted past
fuck out of here, that doesn't even come into play until he meets up with Lester and Trevor again.

>>149892245
Problem is there's not enough room to react when you're going too fast.

>>149893364
throttle control you absolute madman.
you still have to brake, turn, not mash the accelerator, and control your speed. easy mode does not mean autopilot.

>always hear about how awfull the classic corquette is
>decide to try it out in single player
>feels fun fucking tastic to drive
>way more controllable then other sport classics i tried

Did i got memed on?

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>catchup on
>slipstream on
>contact only

no more

>>149893502
There's no throttle control when a crash happens right in front of you within a second.

Alright guys.

I feel like grinding and I want to max out my strength, since I haven't done that yet a level 110. So what is the easiest method?

I'm not gonna spam arm wrestling, I heard some meme about playing golf to increase strength, but is there a better method?

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Just booted up the game for the first time in a month. Is anyone doing a heist or playing gamemodes or anything?

>>149893647

Get into a gerald mission and beat up people at the beach

>>149892948
>>149893113
I want more Jap superbikes.

>>149893647
It's probably patched by now but a year or so ago you could get a friend to sit inside a car and just wail on the car with your fists to increase strength.

>>149891494

Almost nobody drives Kurumas around anymore. Shitters use Insurgents and Hydras. The Kuruma is a fucking joke compared to completely removing any effort a jetshitter needs to get ahold of their babbytoys. You shot down a jetshitter before they had to go all the way back to Zancudo and grab a new one, possibly taking them multiple tries. Now they just make a phone call and they've got a brand new jet delivered hot and spicy to the city for $200.

>>149893727

Im fine with that more bikes in general would be a good idea and more customizable bikes like the custom dinka in LTAD and BOGT

>>149893727
Oh and more Group B rally cars.

>>149893647
I found this on google https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgTafkvf0nM does that still work?

>>149893802
I saw people comment this on other websites, but it's been fixed.

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>>149893514
the people here base their cars off of the table in the OP, which includes nothing but raw stats, so if it's not the top 3 they just figure it's shit.

>>149893631
what? we're talking about easymode slow time here where you can't spin out unless you really try, go around them.
Like, there is almost always a gap unless you are in a tunnel or some other memetastic location where you have no room to maneuver.

>>149893846
>>149893856
>tfw nobody else wants more tuner cars
MAKE SHITBOXES GREAT AGAIN
tho desu I just want a few fun roadster cars like the S2000, TT, Miata, Solstice, etc.

>>149893647
In the past I just did the mission called pier pressure, I think that's the one. Do it during the day and just run around punching everyone on the pier. Not sure if that still works.

>>149893705
>Just booted up the game for the first time in a month.
Stopped reading there.

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>>149890984
>Toyota Celica

Sorry but that's clearly based on the Hyundai Tiburon

>>149876030
can we fuck?pls

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>>149894164
rear end is pretty obviously a celica tho.
messy edit and the celica has an aftermarket rear diffuser/exhaust but you get the picture.

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>>149891494
>Franklin's ability
>bad
Kill yourself, my man.

>>149893846
The Mercedes 600 would also be great but theres more chance of getting Hitler's staff car than that thing.

>>149894053

I would like to have more tuners but they tend to put in way over the top stuff. Also i'd like more 4 door cars to have tuning aspects i know some of them have em but its not quite enough

>>149893727
I want a Benny's for bikes, we desperately need new sets of wheels.

>>149894053
Hence my problem with being forced to use it.

>>149894562
Thats the thing about tuners tho.
You have examples of everything from riced out 125 HP 4bangers to an RB swapped 300ZX that could possibly be pushing 500+, or the eternal 1000HP 2JZ Supra meme.
Seems perfect for GTA. Plenty of ways to milk shark cards, plenty of options for every level.

>>149845305
>rims

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>tfw you get a mid sized stunt lobby and no one pits each other off the track

Love it when people turn around and try to stop people from finishing races

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How to acquire dosh?

>>149894734
not to mention the endless "Import vs domestic" potential, drag races, actual track racing, maybe even an edit to sports cars engines like in the stunts update so that we can have drift events.
Hell, two person touge deathmatches would be fun, instant death and both tie if you knock into eachother too hard.

>>149873656
>mansex poster is on a mac

can't make this shit up

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>>149894370
No

>>149894643
>I want a Benny's for bikes
What options are there to add though? Most bikes are either superbikes so the best you can hope for is new rims if you don't wanna look like a retard. Unless we get Vespas in which case I guess we could add loads of silly headlamps.

>we desperately need new sets of wheels
Lately a lot of the people on the GTA Forums have been bitching about rim options too so fingers crossed we might actually get that in the next DLC.

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>>149894468

Nah I still think it's a mix of gen 1&2 Tiburon

>>149894053
GTA needs more Acuras

>>149895890
It couldn't be or they'd have to pay liscencing rights.
It's a mix of atleast two cars like every other one, in this case a tiburon and a last gen celica

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I just want more Porsche cars. Literally any will do

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>>149896282
>Golf Mk II never
>Focus ST never
>track day cars never
>Group A rally cars never

Why would any of these ever matter when you can have dozens of new supers for $3M, goyim?

>>149896282
isn't that the one with VW truck engine?

>>149848182
>record a short clip then use the R* editor to get the perfect shot
correct

>>149854840
>2008+8
>Still not own a USB thumbdrive
Seriously? I'm pretty sure even starving Africans have them at this point.

>>149896715
I really do wish we would get more "basic" cars than supers. Just want some sedans and hatchbacks. Though since cockstar seems to do mainly cars actually sold in US most hot hatches are out of the question other than Fiesta & Focus ST and Golf GTi

>>149897385
Do they not even have fun little track day cars in the US?

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>>149897153
Hes a cucksole kid what do you expect.

audibro start mememagicing for the Testerossa or Delorean

>>149897461
If you have a fun little track day car in the US and not a big roaring V8 or a BMW, odds are you're the odd one out.
It doesn't help that most of our actual tracks are so anal it's better to just go out at 3-5 AM, and your only other option is a drag strip, which is who can drop the most money into a car.

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I'm stupid.

>>149898676
>1440x900
>Downhill
>Osiris
>Chrome
Yes.

>>149899074
Looks more like brushed aluminum to me.

>>149898630
Jesus Christ America really does seem like hell for any with even the most remote interest in cars. Is it also true that driving in America is like a constant practice of defensive driving?

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>>149899168
>aluminum

>>149899582
>facebook frog

>>149899319
Sadly yes. Nobody knows how to drive, so you either are constantly defensive or aggressive. Track Day cars are a rare sight. I want to go drive an actual track, but I can't afford the cost.

>>149899168
Never seen aluminum reflect the sky that much.

>>149899319
Do you understand GTAO races now, bitch?

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>>149899643
And here I was thinking Australia was bad.

>>149899763
It all suddenly makes such good sense.

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Does anybody have a pic of the floor totally covered with money? I could have sworn I saw a pic like that posted in one of the threads the other day.

>>149890479
There was one GTAG shitter 2 threads back who DNF a stunt race and the winner was an armoured Kuruma.

Is the Dune Pegasus?

>>149900274
Ive seen HQs with it stacked up against the wall payday style.

>pass through checkpoint
>nothing happens
AAAAAAAAAHHH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>149900597
Yes.

Which armoured car is the "V12 Abomination" ?

>>149900910
Oh, so not buying it.

>>149893934
I just finished leveling from half way strength to full strength. with >>149894110 advice.

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>>149900778
Because this game is only of the utmost quality.

>70% of the stunt races are Super while the RE-7B remains broken as fuck
>bike stunt races are pointless as they allow sports bikes
>rocks clipping through the track
>ocean clipping through the track at random
>ramps launch into themselves
>wide ramps launch into corners
>wide ramps launch into very short pieces of track
>wide ramps launch into tight spots
>stunting is extremely discouraged unless you're on a bike, then you can bend the laws of physics to fly your way to the finish
>it's faster to avoid ramps whenever possible
>no reason to use the rally cars on the rally track
Fucking stupid.

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>>149902725
>bike stunt races are pointless as they allow sports bikes

>>149902725
>RE-7B remains broken as fuck
What are you talking about? People are winning races with Entitys and Zentornos, and I've been getting 1st consistently with a T20.

>playing story mode for first time
>do first heist, smart option
>pick pleb for gunman since it's heavily implied his position won't matter
>dude crashes at the tunnel entrance, losing me almost a million bucks
I feel like this wasn't my fault

>>149902725
>>149902982
>stunting on a mansex chopper

Wow, chopperfags are the worst, they are so bad at literally everything, anything they can do a sports bike does better, there is literally nothing better about them except for a comfier seat. Disgusting.

>>149903209
You went cheap and hired someone who was inexperienced.
It's your fault.
It's also your fault if you didn't pickup his bag when he crashed

>>149903209
>you didn't go back and grab the money

>>149902982
Don't you start. There's no racing with sports bikes, you just hit the pedal and turn. They are way, way too maneuverable.

>>149902983
Good job playing with retards, now try going up against a shitter on a carbon spoiler, stock wheels RE-7B.

>>149893514

I love that thing, its fun to drive around for giggles.

Shame I will likely never get to do any Sports Classics / Muscle car races ever again now Cunning Stunts is all everyone ever wants to do.

>>149903341
>>149903390
Fuck me I didn't realize that was possible.
I even backed up hoping he would get on my bike but the fucker just lay there so I gunned it

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>>149902969

>>149903409
I think slipstreaming and catchup wash away any differences between supercars.

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>>149903508

>>149903569
I thought so too, but no. If a carbon spoiler RE-7B surpasses you halfway through the last lap, you already lost.

>>149902725
>>149902983
>>149903409
>>149903569
I'm so glad I bought the re7b to watch salty whiners like you

>>149903845
That's fine, I'll be here to watch you drop races altogether once your clutch is taken away.

>>149903845
>if I tell them they're mad, it will make them mad!
Good job, buddy.

Huge waste of money desu, considering I constantly beat the 3 new supers + X80 with my T20 or even my Banshee.