Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>>149875157
>He'll never be relevant again

>>149875270
And thank fuck for that, that hero is annoying as fuck, especially with the Blademail change.

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>>149875270
>tfw

Any comfy english stream is a blessing at this point I'm glad I like dad rock

>>149875368
I meant ixmike. I miss him.
I just want to see him win something at least

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>>149875157
based ixmike

Are dota servers shitting themselves again or is it just my internet?

>>149875383
>American faggot
>6k mmr
>U.S. server mmr inflation
>3k mmr any other server

like literally why waste time watching 3ks play?

What's a good Lina mid build that doesn't leave useless after the 30 minute mark

>>149875713
not just you friend
me too :(
fucking coordinator

Is it true valve added VR to Dotka 2? I wanna try it out when I get home.

>>149875845
as long as you have an aghs you will never be useless past the 30 minute mark. you clear waves stupid fast, have good right click, and a BKB piercing 900 pure damage ult

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our boi

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>Hey why don't we get fogged for TI6?
>ex pro player and has good insight.
>Valve: NAH, LETS GE A SHITTY FEMALE CASTER AND CHARLIE YANG.


WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Valve are so out of touch its crazy.

>>149875845
that old envy build was pretty good

something like null tali + tangoes into veil > atos > euls > aghs

>>149874574 #
Because your blink strike that gives attack speed for 4 attacks has the same cooldown as echo sabre.
You end up griefing that spell every time, consuming 1 attack while not getting much out of it. And you pay 2.6k gold for that. If you dont realize this yourself you are probably 2k mmr.
Even a fucking HotD would give you more damage and can actually build into lategame items.
A deso is only 1k more and gives you more than 6 times the damage.
Do you start to see why it's bad?

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>It's a "some guy pings the gem like crazy while the fight is going on" episode

>>149875938
Why don't pick build right click items on Lina? All I ever see are eblades, refreshers, octarines, etc.

>>149876069
>Hey! Stop fighting the guy trying to kill you, drop that tp in your inventory, and pick up that gem!

>>149876069
>it's a enemy last picks Riki the one time you feel like jungling episode

>>149876236
objectively the funnest thing to do as riki because you can tilt the jungler so bad. one time this even tilted me at mid because the retarded jungle lc left the jungle and started autoattacking midlane and iron taloning everything

>>149875979
fogged is a fag desu

>>149875968
meh, sumail is literal t2 mid now
his hero pool is shit for this meta

he doesn't give a fuck after literal fastest cash in in pro dota
he has like 1.5mil with only tournament winnings who would give a fuck

>>149875873
They did, it's super fucking cool. You can watch matches in a room with other people, with a screen showing the stream from the caster, which is kind of cool since it's like a little viewing party where everyone is A floating head and hands, but you can also click anywhere on the minimap (which is rendered with all the hero icons and creep dots) to go down and watch the game directly. You can watch at a few different scales, the smallest of which makes you feel like a human standing in the middle of the field, and the middle feels like you're playing tabletop games.

what the fuck is this stupid mirana meme shit build with shotgun

>>149876069
>its a idiot on my team constant sending courier back and fighting with courier controls while i try to keep courier hidden and close to recover gem if possible cause he thinks i want to feed courier episode

fucking idiots man

WHY IS THE FUCKING GAME COORDINATOR STILL DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149876069
>it's a "im a slark main and we need tanker" episode

>>149876104
you can but you just have to play her in a different way and honestly its just not as strong. the major problem with lina is that other mids are just better than her right now

>>149876662
>"Guys what's a good hero when I want to have less earlygame than Morph and have an even shitter lategame than him?"

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>>149876069
>It's a "Four enemies top to deal with the Broodmother but your team has one person passively farming each lane and two in the jungle instead of getting undefended towers" episode

I haven't played Brood in months despite her being one of my best played heroes, feels bad man

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What did Valve mean by this?

>>149875383
O man i remember this game
Based mike queued right after the game ended while ritsu and i think rtz was in teh game aswell just game up lmao

how long does it take the coordinater to catch up after it's been down? I can play games again but it's not updated my mmr and given me any match history for a game I won a couple of hours ago

why the fuck do i have a 2k ping with 2% packet lost
what the fuck
is valve shitting their pants because ti is coming up

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>Thanks for the literal one hundred millions dollars AGAIN for the privilege of tilting yourself in P2W goypendium challenges for pretty particles while we refuse to even keep the game running because we're too busy counting all this goddamn money that people refuse to stop giving us despite not deserving it even a little bit
>Oh yeah we also haven't ported a hero since December of 2015 but thanks for the money again anyways we hope you reach the $250,000,000 goal otherwise you'll have to wait another 8 months for the Io arcana "gameplay update"

Reminder that Dota 2 could have been the flagship for what a proper and viable MOBA is but Valve sees you as disposable chattel and nothing else and doesn't even make the minimum effort for you guys

nice g*me dotards

>>149876980
I literally got 5 man ganked twice yesterday playing Timbersaw
I actually managed to get away from one of them

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>>149877743
>5 man ganked as Timbersaw
>Leaving with anything less than a triple kill

>>149877858
I'm sorry I'm not in the 3k bracket familia.

>wager your shit
>both games it's FUFKCING FEEDFEST TIME SHITSTOMPS WHERE YOU PLAYED OKAY

At least I can just spam heroes autistically for challenges now.

>>149878007
Seriously. What is it about wagering that makes your team to suddenly have every degenerative brain disease known to man?

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>>149877956
You're clearly in 1K or below when you're not getting triple kills with "le balanced schizophranic goblin of shitting infinite AOE pure damage while being more mobile than anti mage and tankier than Centaur" man

Oh shit guys i recycled all my cards to get some good ones and now i'm fucked cause i prob don't have cards for all days

whatdoido?

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>>149878168
Alright.

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daily reminder that if you vote IO over slark you're gonna get messed up buddy.

>>149878159
>lost last 8 games
>every time theres been at least one spic, chink, and slav on my team
>queue one last time
>entire team speaks perfect english and meepo admits hes a 7k booster
>forced 50 doesnt exist

>>149878486
If I could be blessed with Forced 50 so potent I won game after game all the way to 5K all the while not being good enough to win with Timbersaw I'd post about it too but some people have to work for things

>>149878716
Who said I'm not winning? I've got a 80% winrate with timbersaw this patch.

>>149878605
Prepare to receive another 8 lost games.
Dota's been like that for me the last 2 months. Two wins, and then like 5 or 7 losses.

game coordinator down for anyone ?

>>149878941
it's up for me

>>149878605
well you lost more games than you won so obviously forced50 is not a thing :^)

how do i get laid dotards

>>149878941
IT'S DOWN, YES THE SHITTY GAME COORDINATOR IS DOWN YET AGAIN.

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will we ever escape the memes?

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>>149878605
Just don't try and escape Forced 50 by taking a break in unranked, it only gets worse

>Have to sit through 4 more losses for the privilege of going back to Ranked and getting tilted right back to unranked or LP

Has anyone played a match today? Coordinators being shit and i feel like my games aren't even gonna get recorded.

Give me 3 reason why Anneedroid deserves to cast at TI6 that aren't "She's fat", "She has big boobs from her fatness", and "I want to drink mama's milk"

>>149879275
THICC

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>Be valve
>have lodsemone
>Still have shit servers

>>149879257
coordinator is up
but 2000 ping in USE, USW, and EUW

>>149879275
>deserves
Do you really think people get what they deserve?

>>149879275
muh diversity muh womin, muh hard working !!!! SHE IS TRYING HER BEST !!!!!!!!!! GIVE HER OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW HERSELF! SHE DESERVES MORE

faggots.... There is a reason why women dont cast sports.

>>149879257
>look forward to finally playing dota today
>coordinator down
um.....dotards?

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>>149878716
LUL

(You) me when the coordinator is back.

>>149879275

>cast

no one said she's going to cast

are charlie or skrff going to cast too?

she's just going to be goodsoe and make some interviews

>>149879606
>11:36
uhhhhh...

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>>149879478
Same here anon... i guess i gotta go play ugh... cs go or overwatch...

>>149879478
And Valve is supposed to use all the revenue from their FREE TO PLAY game to fix servers then retard? How about you support Valve a little bit financially before you complain about your FREE game you entitled shitlord, Valve barely makes enough money of Dota 2 to keep the company afloat let alone perform basic maintenance on their most popular and played game

>>149879478
this t b h....

>Gold QO card with +20% GPM
>Silver Febby card with +20% assists
I am the chosen one

I don't think it's better to put your golden/silver cards instead of normal ones just cause they are golden
its best to put your good player cards(of course bonus if the players are good)

doturds?

>>149879608
ok

>>149879608
It's back senpai

>>149879695
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>>149879478
>play dota2 all day because I'm an autistic neet that have no life
>hasty complain on d2g the very second the servers go down for a couple minutes

never change

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what is he thinking about?

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>>149879275

This is why

>This also doesn't mean that there aren't people out there who deserve it more than the people being invited. Durka, Llama, Lyrical, to name a few, all deserve it based on the purely on the hardwork of grinding more games out than almost anybody on this list.

ROFL

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at least some use of this shitter

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hey guys i created a banner for this general

>>149880034
needs more dondo

>>149879975
i forgot printscreen doesn't show cursor
i recycled him

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>>149879830
Feeling a bit cranky after a long day at work wagecuck? While you were away i gained 75 mmr.

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new?

>>149879910
>Nahaz deserves it because he may die soon & we should respect our elders

Is there anyone more based?

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>>149879910

>>149880448
what did he mean by this

>>149880448
Triggered

What game are we playing now if doto is down? Does it remind you of the hell you cannot escape?

>>149880448
he's right, if it wasnt for his english accent he'd be a drunk bum

>Our guy, Kotlguy, is going to TI

based

>>149880604
It's annoying. But I wouldn't say hell. I guess now I have an excuse to leave the house and go out to a restaurant for lunch

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>>149879354
>money money money money money money money money money money money money money mothafucka

>>149880709
fuck off dakota

>>149880709
stop forcing yourself here too you cunt

Is this ok for wildcard?

i could swap synderin with zfreek or hansken, which i prob will do

who gets more fantasy points, zfreek or hansken?

>>149880604
i'm lifting weights and listening to breakbot

>>149880803
It's called having a job. Try it.

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>0 good streams going on right now

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Post incredibly cropped behavioral scores

>>149880804
>>149880867
>tfw genuinely happy for KotlGuy having a blast in the Dota 2 world and not giving a shit about a punch of pale greasy NEETS that don't like him

Same with Slacks. They're both having fun and making money while you sit in your dark room brooding over the happiness of others.

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>>149880921
i think i forgot pic

>>149880982
It's BEHAVIOR SCORE you fucking mongoloid degenerate fucking piece of god damn subhuman monkey cancerous trash.

>>149881041
Eh, I was gonna spend this time brooding anyway.

>>149881041
y get u triggered so easily, dakota?

>Wake up (wake up)
>Annedroid is going to cast at TI
You wanted this

>>149881403
>not wanting THICCC anneeMOM to cast TI
Shut the fuck up faggot.

>>149879606
Fixed matches. Not a single game over 23 minutes.

>>149879112
Waht game?

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>>149879064
Lie to her
Or be honest with yourself and pay for a hooker

>>149881471
Can this thicc meme die already?
It's a trend that niggers started because "my anaconda don't'.
White people normally aren't into obese women, and if you are you probably have issues or are just trying to fit in with niggers really hard. But then again you also got issues because who wants to fit in with niggers?

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>>149880982
Good thing i made a pic last night

>>149880448
Isn't he an SJW cuck? This tweet is contradicting.

>>149881810
>tfw you trigger the /pol/cucks
B-BUT NNIIGGERS!

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>>149881791
RIP Amber

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>>149879898

is the death modifier on player cards a good or a bad thing?

>>149880973
yo what anime is this from friend i can't find it from reverse searching

>>149881810
Don't be autistic please

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>>149881936
its a soft burning in my chest, every day, every second

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Whos the dotkamon?

>not a single arteezy player card

FUCK YOU VALVE I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO THIS RIGGED SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>149882119
Centaur?

>>149882119
Pudge; you picked up the rapier after hook-dismembering the poor bastard carrying it

>>149882119
Zeus

>>149882119
doom

>>149882119
Ancient Apparition

>>149882119

AA you posted it last night

>>149882119
injoker

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>>149882197
>>149882241
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>>149882436
I bought the rapier myself, wanted to buy mom as last item but had no time

>>149882426
>>149882336
Cheaters :(

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Tips for Clinkz quest for someone who has never played the hero?

>>149882513
Drink lots of milk and don't forget to rattle yer bones out of respect for The Only King Who Matters

>>149882513
step 1. fire fiery arrows at people and towers
step 2. win game

Does anyone know where I can find a list of players' average fantasy scores?

>>149877194
this post really sums up everything wrong with NAdota

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>Win a ranked game
>Win, bet 500 goy coins and get 3 stars
>Nothing changes after the match as if the match never existed
>Still haven't got any player cards to boot

Valve please fix your shit
72 million

SEA IS BROKEN FUCK U AND UR MUM SHIT DOG CUNT ANAL SLAVE SHITCUNT KEKTWAT

>>149882513
orchid before crit stick

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good wildcard cards. not so good after wildcard cards.

>>149882764
Thx for making me reread my post

>>149877194
Obviously ment that they gave up after the game ended

>>149882707
no but all that really matters is which team wins since the winning team always has higher fantasy scores

if you just have your team full of the TI winners you're guaranteed to do well

>>149882513
>Use invis to find a lone hero or someone you can teamfight solo while the rest of the enemies are fighting your teammates
>Silence them with Orchid Malevolence/Bloodthorn
>Press your Q, make sure your W is enabled to make all your attacks be affected by it
>Right click silenced hero
>Get kill

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How to play visage and not lose a game?

Every time I've gotten mid as him i've been against invoker and he's not really too bothered.

>>149882865
np
remember to breathe every few seconds as well

>>149882832
>>149882896
>orchid shitters
Desolator first item is better in every way. Orchid is purely situational and falls off way harder once some dispells and bkb come out.

>>149882512
Why do you post shit like this? Is it desperation for people to see your hilarious builds or something?

>>149882513
Depends which lane you going, either max searing arrows or walk first, max strafe last always, go treads, maybe aquilla, soul ring, deso, after that whatever needed, bkb, mkb, crit, sheep stick, dragon lance is a decent pick up aswell
Orchid is very situational on him, like really

>>149876069
beats the >''stomp enemy team but everyone forgets freshly purchased gem and then enemy courier snatches it'' episodes

>>149882832
>orchid
>on clinkz in 2016
pick one

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>>149882512

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>149882939
maybe don;t go mid maybe

>>149883045
>>149883069
he's going for the quest that explicitly requires building bloodthorne, like are u guys literate or

>>149879275
okay shoot me down if you must but shes not even on the top 3 'should be replaced by someone' list.

>>149879830
>hasty complain on d2g the very second the servers go down for a couple minutes
>coordinator still down almost a hour later
um...

>buy 31 card packs for 9 bucks
>only get 20

W E W

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>>149883045

>deso
>lone jug easy kill
>press q and die to omnislash

>Orchid
>long jug easy kill
>easy kill on jug

that's every game clinkz i ever bought deso over orchid first.

>>149879910
yeah cap lost me there as well. the day dota TRULY dies is the day llama casts a valve event game on lan.

>>149883160
But the quests stipulate that you to win the match, which you cannot do if you rush orchid on clinkz :^)))))))))))))))))))))))))

>Vanguard
*Damage block from 32/16 to 36/18
*New ability: Guard - for 10 seconds, grants a shield to the target friendly unit (Including self) or building. This shield has 100% chance to block 45 damage. 20s cooldown. Passive damage block is halved during the cooldown (36/18 -> 18/6)

>Crimson guard
*Active now affects buildings
*Damage block from 32/16 to 40/20

>Drums
*Now provide +20 ms to match the windlace it builds from

>Echo sabre
*Can be toggled on/off to prevent unwanted procs
*Slow now pierces spell immunity

>Aether lens
*Now requires a basi ring instead of a 550g recipe (Cost goes from 2300 to 2250)
*Can now be disassembled
*Now also provides +1.4 mana regen and +3 armor in an aura (Does not stack with basi/aquila/vlad)


fix'd

>>149883160
well, maybe I can lower his win rate even more so that icetoad will be more compelled to boost him.

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?

>>149880448
he literaly does nothing and thinks he has an opinion on someone who hasnt done anything

both him and nahaz are terrible but redeye is below nahaz in dota knowledge

>>149883179
Who is on your list then

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@149883305
>post bait in d2g
>expect to get (you)s

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>>149883391
Hello fellow kids

>>149883305
>jugg buys manta
>oh fug now my 4k item is fucking useless(((((((((((

>>149883391
i forget valve lives in the city of pot heads

>>149883452

jug will never have manta at the time i get deso or orchid, a battlefury maybe but not a manta.

>>149883349
>Echo sabre
*Now no longer slows attackspeed.

There, fixed your shitty game for you.

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420 Booty Wizard

>>149883309
Well I do have to agree with him that she works hard but like he said Valve expects a certain kind of person and have a vision for their events.
This is why he-who-shall-not-be-named got fired since Valve thought that wouldn't be good for a tournament.

They are much more suited to casual tournaments like the Summit and as Cap also said that's why Redeye is only really at Valve events since he's too professional looking and acting ruining the fun somewhat.

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It's up again!

>>149883561
>hmm it looks like the clinkz is going orchid because of that oblivion staff
>better rush my battlefury anyway
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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>12 immortal crates opened for each kind
>zero ZERO 0 rares and ultra rares

Why the fuck can't I queue?!

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>>149883665
thinking about dicks again slut...

>>149883594
but why woul you nerf echo hen it is viable on 2 heroes only

>>149882513
>win lane
>win lane some more
no seriously, win that fucking lane. if you lkose the lane its over, be wary of potential offensive junglers/run at you dual offlanes.
>buy boots/pt
>buy mini deso orb thingy
>buy RoB, dissasemble for soul ring later
>buy soulring
>look to push tower, but make sure you're not giving the offlaner FREE exp, controll the lane through pulls and maximise farm through there
>if you do get a push on tower, turn RoB on, hit tower hard. remember that if you orb walk the enemy offlaner, tower wont aggro you. use this trick to push tower without giving exp to the offlaner, BUT BE CAREFULL of enemy tps, pre six you are squishy as fuck if they can lock you down
>get medallion or deso, depending on how early you want to fight(yes, you can start roaming the map after taking tower, or because you want to give lane to ally for some levels because that shits game winning)
>look for supports, carries, it doesnt matter. a kill is a kill, and its all so the enemy team becomes super scared of their own jungle
>if they play too passively so you cant kill them, preassure tower, kill a camp with ult, and go to another lane
>look for kills, BUT if they play passively again, either group up and take tier 2s, or farm some creeps. remember that you can take ancients pretty easily so if you have someone else that wants the jungle camps, take them
>if possible, farm in ENEMY jungle, but position yourself so you're not scouted by a ward while doing so, be very wary of when your ult runs out/downtime on ult as you are again, super squishy once it goes away and + dust + 1 stun is often enough to kill you
>after medallion/deso, get orchid/bkb/dragon lance/mkb/hex/crit/bloodthorn, whatever you need to take more objectives or stay relevant in teamfights
tl;dr, preassure the enemy team asap, take down towers, DONT LOSE LANE, force enemies to commit sentries all over but RESPECT their kill potential on you.
play in a lobby to get used to his animation and low dmg

>>149883594
>nerfing echo sabre
lol got rekt by a sven i see

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NICE COORDINATOR DOTARDS

League and Overwatch don't even have this kind of problem.

>>149883594
>Nerfing the worst item un the game that is only viable on sven alone
Even he has better items but its ok, on literally everyone else this item is beyond dogshit.

>Llama & Nahaz deserve to be invited
And cap is supposed to be our guy? LMAO dotards

>>149883594
Sven and Tiny are the only 2 heroes where echo sabre is not utter dogshit why the fuck do you want to nerf it further

>>149883391
is this faggotry real?

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>error when trying to open my 15 good goy cards

>>149883965
They do have the problem of being LoL and OW, though.

>>149883758
it's almost like they are rare or ultra rare

what if there was an echo sabre but for ranged heroes

>>149884021
>nahaz "say your retarded opinion and then immediately backtrack and passive-aggresively agree with the pro who disagrees with you by saying "well, YEAH"" dota deserves an invite
>llama "i'm even more game-retarded than sheever" downunder deserves an invite
utter kek

fuck you cap

>>149878547

nudes?

>anedroid gets invited just because shes a woman

eh? i though women wanted equality? thats not how it works.

at least nahaz didnt get in.

how much has changed since the manilla major?

all the predictions for that were way off.

did the star ladder have similar picks?

>>149883758
>but don't forget the chances of you getting the rares increase with each chest purchase so don't forget to buy duplicate sets, go- I mean guy!

i don't like redeye

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I'd buy jug or slark arcana, i will not be buying an IO one.

do they realise how much money they could of got from this?

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this champ is fucking USELESS

>>149884449
they should let Grant host would be more fun, sadly Valve forgot what fun is.

>>149884309
>>149884386

>more and more people keep popping up in the scene
>rarely anyone retires ever
>the reddit/tumlr-sphere expects all of them to get invited

What's their thought process? (if they had thought) To invite 80 english castes by 2019?

>>149884664
>Macropyre is now cone-shaped
>Macropyre cast point from 0.65 to 0.15
>Dual breath waves happen at the same time

fix

>>149884615
>could of
Guess what's going to happen: both finalists will get an Arcana.

Valve know that the Io one will not sell, but the other will. |It doesn't matter that you "cucked" valve out of arcana sales for Io because they fucking raked in a shit ton of moneys from redditors buying additional goypendium levels to have extra votes.

Retard.

>>149884656
hoyl fuck

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Is this Peru or Chyna?
99% of clapper get this wrongs

>>149883758
Chests and Maiden Wheel are directly linked to behavior score I'm sure of it, I've been raging for years and have never gotten a SINGLE rare or very rare from any TI chests, and literally 100% of my wheel spins have been rare sets that got immediately recycled.

LITERALLY 100% of my spins. Not a single courier, or announcer, or chest even, shitty axe sets, shitty WR sets, nothing but.

>>149884753
replace white men with shitskins and women
which is why nahaz didn't get an invite

>>149884656
What actually happened that game:
>m4 can barely farm or win a 1v1 lane
>21 min bfury
>ezalor keeps yelling at him
>he gets triggered and sells all his items to buy a dagon
>we win anyway cuz me (sniper) carried them

Dotabuff: 2532710114

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>>149880213
>mfw I have money & a car from devoting half of my summer to working

Learn a little bit of self-discipline anon, and maybe you too will be able to go meet hot gamer girls and play Pokemon Go .

P.S.
Team Valor .

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>>149884906
Excuse me?

Seems like last couple of games haven't appeared in the latest games list yet. I would have loved to see stuff about them...

>>149882513
If jungle, Iron talon, no tangos [don't do this if you are 4k below, most of 4ks suck at jungling and got the idea that junglers are game ruiners]
If mid, wraith band branch branch and 2 tango pools or 2 faerie fire, 2 branch, tango and slippers

in order :
bottle/soul ring, aquila, phase boots(mandatory)/treads (if your teammate got stun/slow and is reliable. also, treadswitch), desolator. Game should've ended before you reach something more than a bkb or daedalus.

style 2 :
aquila, stick/wand,arcane, medallion, meka. You should've get rax before you even have enough money for greaves.


Strategy :

Style 1 : Ask your teammates to roshan with you once you get level 7 and get rax asap. You probably got solo kills as well at this rate. Get the aegis yourself or better give it to a tanky ally.

Style 2 : Same, ask your teammates to roshan at level 7. Getting rax is easier with this build. If you think you don't need medallion, you're right and go straight meka and try to get raxes while aegis lasts. Give aegis to your strongest ally except you

the best there is, just dont drag the game way too fucking long.
35 minutes could be the longest and 9-11 minutes is the fastest rax you supposed to have.

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>>149884906
FACT: cuckstah is the worst player in all of Europe

why is capitalist such a bitch

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>>149884615
I took this image with my vlc player and its one of the most posted 4chan images now. Did i make it?

>>149885112
because he's reddit

>>149885063
what if they simply have heroes that can defend and splitpush till your aegis expires?

>>149885112
His girlfriend has blue hair, think that should explain everything.

>>149884817
looks like some pinoy basement tBh

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>>149885363
is there no cure in sight for this cancer

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>>149885138
>caring about "your" ebin screenshot of a chinese cartoon being posted multiple times out of literal millions circulating online
Try reddit, they love claiming ownership of memes they "make"

>>149884664
>go mid
>shit on lane
>mow down all towers in 15 minutes
You only need to get your team to group for rosh and end the game after that.

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Is this funny to anyone else?

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>Fagged not invited
>reddit up in literal flames
>b-butt he's insigthful!

literal 4K knowledge at best

>b-butt he's humble!

that's the equivalent of being a "nice guy" when it comes to dating i.e., useless trait

>b-butt he's bilingual

reddit is just grasping at straws at this point

>b-butt Kotlgay is invited why not Fagged?

BECAUSE THERE IS A LIMITED SLOT AVAILABLE YOU FUCKTARDS

>>149885795
yeah.................................

>>149885182
if style 1, they can't outpush you and you can even splitpush freely. If ever someone defends and underestimate your damage, you can take 2-3 mostly and sometimes 5 retards alone depending on your advantage.

if style 2, ask your teammate to be aggresive and ignore the split pushes. use the meka to heal creeps.

the only problem there is, don't pick clinkz if enemy got a nerd tinker or you're not good enough to manage mana leaks.

im new to the game
what do i do if a pudge is camping my lane

>>149885863
You place a ward where he tends to hook from and don't get hooked

>>149885863
>>149885978 and stay between your creeps

Why the fuck has dakota been invited?
Why the fuck has shane been invited?
I do like shane, but should he be at TI?
Fuck no

>>149885816
>reddit threw a shitfit VOLVO GIB KOTLGUY when kotlguy cried on stream about not being invited
>valve give reddit kotlguy
>invite him again because they're scared they'll get another GIB KOTLGUY
>now reddit is GIB [caster] again
YOU CANNOT FUCKING SATISFY THEM

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Why was Sheever invited again?

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>>149885816
>all of these casters going "haha thanks so much for the invites guys, hard work really pays off :DDD"
>they don't understand that they're all shit and going to lose their jobs when people with actual game knowledge (aka pros) start retiring for casting jobs
there are literally zero (0) good casters currently, prove me wrong /d2g/

>>149886175
tits

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I just want to play dota
I'm going through queue withdrawal

>>149886175
MUH EQUALITY
MUH UNDERREPRESENTATION
MUH NERDS GETTING HARD FOR HEARING A WOMAN'S VOICE

Pick whichever you prefer.

>>149885863
Bait your teammates into taking the hook for you.

>>149886175
Because she has a massive cock and all the other casters are her bitchslaves.

>>149886175

because she's a slut and will go to GabeN's room after dark every night at TI

>>149886303
Tobi
odpixel
winter
uhh ld and godz combo
i dont watch esports that much

>>149886303
ODPixel is pretty good.

>>149886303
I think Charlie would be good if he were on stimulants or something.

>>149886416
>odpixel
>winter
>ld and godz combo
shittaste megadetected

>>149886175
She can cast. She might not be the most perfect caster, but she's a nice personality for the game. Fairly normal. Has experience. Plays the game. pretty good.

just came back

holy shit

anneedroid got invited? She was barely in the scene (if you can call it that) for a year

epik vagina status

>>149886563
>pretty good
fucking what

>>149886563
hello OD

>>149886632
Nahaz died for this

What are your favorite INT STR AGI heroes?

Mine are Ogre Magi, Earthshaker, and Faceless Void.

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>>149886559
This post means absolutely nothing without your own preferred casters attached

>>149886563
>"Pretty good"
It's pretty well. You worthless cunt.
Kill yourself with your nigger tier English.

>>149886765
wtf you are right
how is nahaz not part of the talent

literally how is the most qualified, well spoken, AND PASSIONATE person in the scene not there

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post em

got hao, matumba and sumail silvers but i think the gold bonus will be more.

>>149885063
forgot the skill build.
take wind walk if you are about to get killed but never to it on safe state.

1 Searing
2 Strafe
3.Searing
4 Windwalk
5 Searing
6 Pact
7 Searing
8 Wind Walk
9 Strafe
10 Wind Walk
11 Pact
12 Wind Walk
13 Stats
14 Stats
15 strafe
16 Pact
17 strafe
18 anything left

good luck everyone :)

>>149886867
Since he had a full stop between the "Plays the game" and the "pretty good" one could argue that the pretty good is actually a seperate statement and about her in total and not about her quality as a dota player.
You should end your pathetic life either way.

>>149886796
tobisynd
blitz + anyone

How the fuck can you like zero-hype LD and chinese-overlords godz, in the same fucking cast? it's worse than kotl+zyori, and that is saying a lot.

>>149881839
of course he is
>>149880448
mind boggling tweet, lmao

>>149887134
>zero hype LD
you what

>>149886867
Except well in that case is a fucking adverb that would be qualifying a verb in the sentence, such as she plays well. In the fragmented 2 word sentence, which was trending in the previous 3 sentences, we obviously can tell he's only describing the "person" sheever", in which the adjective "good" is perfectly fine.
You fucking first grader.

>>149884386
>at least nahaz didnt get in.
hello redd*t

>>149887205

he just throws in a couple of SAT words to sound smaht

LD has really fallen off his cast game he should just retire

>>149886785
Dark Seer, Undying, and Jugg

Do you like old Void or new better?

>>149887205
he tries to generate hype, that doesn't mean he does

he's a fucking monotonous cunt and all he does is whenever a play happens spam X says Y, accelerate his speech somewhat, and maybe say the odd WOW. he's trash m8
>>149886785
ogre
timber
nyx

>>149887006
Can you explain your reasoning, assuming I've never touched the hero before? Thanks senpai.

>it's a LD spergs out about wc3 dota episode

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>>149887656
>it's a people are still listening to LD in 2016 episode

>>149887656
>guys, i really am an oldfag so please like my casting!!

>it's a redditors who watch english casters episode

>>149887205
LD casts in a nutshell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJQ8OnlS9gw

>>149887825
>listening to subhumans speak their monkey tongue
you're the real redditor

>>149887951
>russian
>not the epitome of what language can be

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>>149888019

>>149888019
russian language is literally an advanced form of oogabooga.

>>149887371
I think old Void was more fun to play but also less versatile than new Void

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r8 no h8
post em boys

>>149888364
>buying the compendium
>being a goy

>>149888161
>the language of tolstoi and dostoievski
>ooga booga
so.....this is the power....... of reddit opinions

is butterfly viable on nyx?

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>>149888414

>>149888472
why would it be? Because it gives evasion? Nyx Has never been a rightclick hero.

anyone else here disenchanting all their chinks? i fucking hate them

are mvp chinks?
is iceiceice a chink?
is chuan a chink?


>>149886995
u monkey first day is wild cards only

>>149888439
>language of boring overrated shit
>good

people praise it out of pity for russian subhumans who have no culture lmao

Jesus christ i don't know how to fill prediction
usually i had some clue about what will be meta and shit, but now, fuck me...

>>149888472
ummmm no?
Nyx isn't a carry, why would you build bf on him? If you want evasion you can get solar/halberd which is much cheaper and can help your team

granted, if you can farm buterfly with nyx, game is probably won, but it's still 6k gold thrown,cause it doesn't do shit on him

>>149888604
no
no
no

What characters do well against kunkka in the mid lane

>>149888472
Casual blightstone into echosaber is THE nyx build.
Don't listen to anyone else.
Echosaber slow gives you a guaranteed stun without having to rely on stunning out of invis.

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>>149888364
Dunno about my team yet, but I bet none of you fucks have a card as sick as this one

>>149888472
Anything is viable if you can dream it, that's what being a gulagite is all about.

where can i go to get up to speed on the current meta? i can't currently play very often right now, and i'm in such a dogshit bracket that my games wouldn't even reflect the meta anyway

>>149888645
>Jesus christ i don't know how to fill prediction
>usually i had some clue about what will be meta and shit, but now, fuck me...
elder titan and drow and alch

>>149888665
next level

plus it's subtle enough to really piss off your teammates who think you're trying to be retarded, only for them to see the light after you go beyond godlike at minute 12

thanks, bby

>>149876984
what are these cards

>>149888656
thanks ill keep them alive

anything else i need to look out for? thinking about disenchanting zfreek the fucking fat jew

>>149888593
Gotta boost that sweet, sweet eblade damage.

>>149888604
>is iceiceice a chink?
yes, imported from china
>is chuan a chink?
chink who immigrated there about ~3 generations ago probably

>>149879898
>fat girl likes the twink
made me think

>>149888804
weren't drow strats stomped ?
but yeah, i think elder will prob be top3 most banned/picked

>>149887875
>LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER
What did LD mean by this?

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why every Reddit casters should be direct invited to the main event?

>>149888941
>weren't drow strats stomped ?
lol nah she's gonna be top fucking pick because of how easy it is to execute and hard to counter

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Hey guys, whats my name?

>>149889034
because there are no non-reddit casters

What are your cards?

>>149889109
>tobi

>>149889108
The man of politely suggesting you not cast spells.

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Have we made it, dotards?

>>149889109
Grandgrant is ourguy

>>149889034
remember diretide 2?

when valve caved, it made reddit realize they could have everything they wanted simply by being really fucking obnoxious about everything. fast-forward to 2016 and we have a dumbed-down shitfest of a game where joindota is kill thanks to BTS, Io is about to get an arcana, and the pro scene is cucked beyond all recognition because MUH REPRESENTATION and MUH PROFESSIONALISM

>It's a "contrarians defend Manneedroid being invited" episode

Man, I thought they would set some limits for themselves on how far they go.

>>149888604

why wild cards only?

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>>149889189
tobiwan "emptying my nine in the welfare line" dawson is invited though

>>149889252
not ours, he's NAdota's

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>>149889189
I feared when BtS took complete control of the Dota world he'd be done foe but he swallowed his pride and got a job with LD, I thought we were gonna lose the Tobes

>>149889310
no other matches scheduled on that day nigglet

Anyone here has a vive and can tell me if its worth it?
And how the dota theatre is like?

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>35 card packs at least opened
>no kuro

>>149889034
look at redeye, aka diversity quotas goy!

>>149889213
aren't all google results adjusted based on your search history etc

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?

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>blood rage earth splitter

>>149889465
you can disable it now

>>149889340
His story reminds me of Winston Smith's:

A man of hope living in a world of despair, trying so hard to envisage a time where the common man would rise up and take down the behemonth oppressing them, only for that behemoth to swallow him alive and shit him out as a worshipper.

;_;

>>149889494
bug

how did charlie get chosen to be the token asian again

he is seriously just a manager and hasn't played in years

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>>149889392
I'll trade you my vintage KuroKy for your house

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>>149889189
hating on based tobi "the nigger grave digger" dawson

>>149889283
I think its a case of "anything is better than llama" and people are just happy to have won a small victory.

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Is it a CRIME to autistically spam Slark?

>>149889381

oh lmao, so complex, ehome, escape and execration only then

Ayyyy lmao

I tried playing I Am Setsuna but it was boring and now I am back for more dotes.
Why cant i leave this shit game

>>149889568
>we evade the depleted uranium tank shell that is llama
>and instead we die from radiation poisoning
Wow what a victory

>>149889562
where did I say I hated on him ?
he said there are no non-reddit casters, but tobi is one of them

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>>149889419
I like redeye and nahaz but then again, it's d2g and their epic meme contrarians episode.

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looks like my fantasy team is getting carried by the best supports currently out there, no homo

>>149889665
yeah

>>149889746
ppd is a shit support though

>>149889746
looks like youve got the "out in the first round" cards lmao

>>149889568
Pretty much this. If we have to have a token girl caster now that Sheever has finally been moved to analyist/interviews, it might as well be the slightly less awful token girl Anne doesn't date a transgender Lurch from the Adams Family as well so there's that

>>149889714
redeye doesn't want white old men (beside him) for the show, we need female representation!