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No politics allowed. Vote liberal https://www.strawpoll.me/10849939

>ESA
- European Meetup / Marathon in Växjö, Sweden, July 23rd - 31st
- http://europeanspeedsterassembly.com/
- https://twitter.com/esamarathon

>Resources
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- tasvideos.org
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>>149812415
first for cute speedbois
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no one likes you squible
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ESA looks more and more like GDQs. Should i submit something next year or nah?
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>>149812762
>running at an event
fag
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I'm up next :/

:D
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>wild albino on couch
finally someone whiter than trihex
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[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
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hey you weren't kidding about marathons being gay orgies fuzzyness is an instigator by the way
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>>149812561
anyone else have the fantasy of being at ESA and meeting this cool guy that runs all the speedgames you run, has the same sense of humor, but you and he don't really fit in with anyone else and end up spending countless hours together, and people call you a fag and a loser at the marathon but it doesn't matter because you have a best friend and then one day in the hotel hall you kiss him but you kind of regret it because you're not a gay and you stop talking to him for a few days but you realize it doesn't matter that he's a guy and you apologize for being a jerk to him and he invites you to his hotel room to practice your run one night you tell him that you love him but then he lets his hair down and he's actually been a girl the whole time so you're actually not gay at all and you have sex with your best friend who is actually a hot tomboy?

soe reminds me of that haha
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Guy in the middle is fucking beautiful.
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>>149813390
>he wants to fuck girls
you tell your dad you're a breeder yet?

speedrunning is a gay sport you're not welcome
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I need a list of speedcouples and singlebois
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give me a stream
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Jesus, ESA twitch chat is so fucking dead. That's embarrassing when even those neanderthals don't want to spam messages on your marathon.
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>>149813898
twinks.tv/pyrizzler
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>>149814065
depends on the run. During bloodborne there was at least 3 posts per second
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>>149814246
Why is that man lying next to that little boy like that?
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SINGLE WHEN??
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>>149813390
>soe reminds me of that haha
are you saying you run mgr?
post you're stream
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>>149814246
that's not the same guy running right? doesn't look nearly that big on the couch
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>>149814246
is ESA really twink central?

that's pretty fucking gay, although not as bad as trannies at least.
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>>149814663
Can you honestly name a speedtwink you wouldn't fuck?
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>>149814663
uh all the euros are gay twinks hello?
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>>149814663
it's an all you can eat buffet of cute nerds
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>>149814903
creepy
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>>149814317
he said they're "speedrunning"
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>>149814903
id stick it in no homo
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Good evening my fellow niggers, trannies, faggots, kikes, and everything in between!

I'd just like a minute of your time to introduce any of you unfamiliars to the best speedgirl, thanks for reading this post and agreeing with its contents.
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wish me luck on my new speedgame
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>>149815131
what if i'm a straight white male with an affinity for green frogs and cute redpilled anime girls
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>>149815386
Then you aren't one of my fellows, but you still deserve to be informed of the absolute best speedgirl.
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im still waiting for the list of speedtwinks......
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>>149815080
eh goldphnx was cuter pre haircut
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>>149815665
gross. he looks like adrian
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>>149815567
This http://pastebin.com/UESAsXtQ + FurryYiffer
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>>149815567
just look at the trannies before they transitioned
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>>149815791
are you saying headcrab is slutty enough to be 30 twinks?
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>>149815791
thanks for posting this, i need to update my banlist.
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Cultural marxism
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>>149815791
why did you post my ban list
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real talk laml is super cute
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>>149815791
this is missing a few headcrab alts
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>>149816082
why did you post my ban list
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>>149816201
Real talk, it's time to stop posting, Headcrab.
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100 dollars woo
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real talk: stop White genocide
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Mashing Triangle ResidentSleeper
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you ever think that speedrunners' definition on what a glitch is needs some work
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>>149821437
This category exists to show us a lot more cool glitches instead of breaking screen transitions to win near instantly. Don't get bitchy about it.
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>>149821892
ARBITRARY
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>>149822204
HOLY FUCK
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>>149822204
I know it's edited but why would she take this fucking photo at all
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>speedrunner using savestates
wow why won't he just load a save to the end of the game lol
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>>149822996
This is no worse than a very normal Half Life run.
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>>149821892
>>149821437
At least this makes more sense than the "glitchless" SGDQ Zelda run.
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>>149822809
cultural judaism
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>>149822809
it's not edited though
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>>149823538

she usually looks pretty most of the time in pics. just some anon screencapping a single frame from a vid.
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>>149822809
>>149823770
>she
stfu fucktard
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>>149823538
Really? She added grainy horror movie shit on purpose? I thought acknowledging how horrifying she looks was impossible for Cosmissa.
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>>149823770
someone should tell her she has a lump in her throat! better go to the doctor to get that checked out
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>>149823770
>she
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>>149823770
the "pretending to defend soylentboy" meme was burned out months ago
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Does Trihex use skin lightening products?
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>>149823770
>>149824074
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/745492746702491648
Hello?
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faggots OUT
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>implying anyone in /srg/ is saying "she" unironically
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>>149824797
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>>149824993
i want to fuck you, 2hu
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>>149825325

I'll show you free replies:


>>149812740

What do you mean? We love Squid!
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>>149825541
fuck OFF squid
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>>149825325
>>149825541
>>149825642
why did you type these posts out?
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>the bot still is not removed
just finish it off
and for fags that meme reply
fucking stop already
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>>149825925
could you please tone your language down
this is a family friendly speedrun thread
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>>149824635
What does soylentboy mean?
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he tried to warn us
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>>149827484
What does this mean?
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>>149827671
nothing, just a faggot forcing his shit meme
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>>149827925
reading twitter feeds of people like soe make me realise I'm too old for this shit
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>>149827925
i hope they're a real couple so all the beta orbiters off themselves
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>>149828221
epic
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>>149827925
faggots
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>>149827925
that ari faggot dyed his hair like cosmo?? loooolll
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>Pyatters left his house for ESA dressed like this
What the fuck is wrong with Europe?
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>>149829882
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>>149829882
Just look at >>149814246 and >>149827925

Europe is a continent of full 100% degeneracy.
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>>149829882
Imagine some guy from the internet showing up to an event and everyone knows how he talked about his baby penis and is obsessed with lolis
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>>149829882
small feet
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>>149829882
that is the worst jean taper i have ever seen

also those are autism shoes
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>>149830230
small feet = small dick
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cosmo mentioned
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>>149829882
You really think thats the most fucked wapanese thing Europe can give?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suwF2g1yyM8
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>>149829882
does anyone remember how creepy pyatters acted toward ari? i wonder how that is going for them...
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>>149830525
hopefully someone will give us the juicy gossip
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cosmo is dead
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>>149831626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-FlAG2ex_g
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This Metako guy is awesome.
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>>149831626
did he get a hole in his taint too?
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>>149835010
It's refreshing.
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I use ya face as a urinal
Then do the same at ya funeral
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>>149836361
that's my fetish
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>>149836361
damn
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female
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>>149838294
filth
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>ESA will have a feedback thread up before SGDQ has theirs up.
c'mon stumpy, put up the thread already. SGDQ was over almost 18 days ago.
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>>149838849
give it up, you ain't getting one because gdq don't need feedback now
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>>149838849
coolmatty is too busy feeding his back
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>>149838849
maybe they decided to stop pretending like they read feedback
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>>149838849
>ESA feedback thread: post after post of small critiques and overall healthy criticism that is responded to by staff willing to make changes for the better
>SGDQ feedback thread: post after post of small critiques and inquiries about how the event is ran that is met by GDQ staff telling people to not worry about it and ignore everything posted anyways.
There is a reason why ESA keeps growing and GDQs are in decline. I'm pretty confident in saying that if ESA was American based, it would surpass GDQs at this point.
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>>149839034
ho shit
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More like coolfatty
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>>149839514
>says this while the worst ESA ever is live right now
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>>149839443
reminder the GDQ staff put up a "charity discussion" thread where 99% of the posts were in favor to move away from PCF and they ended ignoring everyone and chose PCF again for AGDQ because no other charity would "support" them enough.
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>>149839714
Well duh if you aren't getting paid why bother
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>>149839697
What's wrong with current ESA?
The start was really fucking rough and a trainwreck but they pretty much got their shit together two days ago.
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>>149824074

http://pastebin.com/DgM82jvD

Narci is very well aware of how she looks, as well as the criticism she receives but I think people should respect her fortitude of character to still go through with it. None of you have the bravery to do what she did in the search of satisfaction/happiness.

Just cut her a break, if not for the person who she is now, do it in memory of the person she used to be in years gone by. Her contributions to the speedrunning community are too great for you guys to throw her under the bus.
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>>149840383
oh did they? that's good to hear.

i'm still not too keen on ESA doing de e-sports interviews too though.
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>>149840383
>What's wrong with current ESA?
lol? it's filled with yuropoors for starters
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>>149840469
cosmo is ded
i wont credit someone who doesnt want to be associated with their past for things that their curent self did not do
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>>149839258
Underrated post
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>>149840840
>t. tranny loving faggot
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>>149841830
t. projector
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>the state of ESA right now
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>>149841830
word my nigger
gay twinks > trannies any day
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>>149840383
90% of the games are shitty AAA console games
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What happened to the SRGmarathons?
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I'm up after Isaac so make sure you tune in ok
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So looks like SRG finally got itself banned from ESA
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>>149852507
simply eric
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>>149852507

Where did he go?
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>>149852645
to VapeNation
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>>149852507
That's what's up.
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>>149852507

The Hero we need and deserve
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That black kid is not comfortable with this situation.
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Thanks for tuning in boys
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>>149854702
Good stuff
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>>149854702
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>>149854702
based
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I feel like I have a special connection with /srg/.
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>>149855696
narcismo one ugly mofo
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why the FUCK is srgmarathon channel not hosting ESA? who the FUCK even has the password anymore?
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>>149856331
>hosting a marathon nobody is watching
why?
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>ESA donation total on screen is $0
So they really are trying to become the next GDQ.
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>>149856401
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>>149856331

The strim went offline for a bit.
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>open stream
>everybody but the runner looks dead and annoyed as fuck

What happened?
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>>149864579
Kafirs having fun is against Sharia Law.
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You can actually have the thickest accent like the heaviest russian, german, finnish, whatever and still be perfectly understandable if you just speak slower and enunciate everything aloud regardless whatever broken consonants you use.

but if you speak like this retard on stream you should shoot yourself.
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clint's at it again.
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So are we allowed to discuss/ask questions about our own speedruns in this general or is it just an e-celeb circlejerk?
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>this is actually a thing
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shaddex is cute
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>>149868102
>So are we allowed to discuss/ask questions about our own speedruns

Yes. Will anyone reply? Maybe.

>or is it just an e-celeb circlejerk?

This general experiences a lot of downtime. Talking about e-celebs keeps it a float.
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>>149868102
it depends on the speedrun
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jesus christ serg really is dying
who even still posts here?
do any of you people stream?
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>>149847053
why did you delete?
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Would you?
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>>149869946
wut
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I do so much research
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>>149869814
twitch tv/liquidxsquid
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>>149870006
>when you realize you're nowhere near as good at selling out as King Weewee
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>Runners constantly talking about Trump
>Chat repeats it and gets banned
Wew, ESA mods are cucked hard
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Narcissa practicing speed strats
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>>149871561
They are changing everything that made them better than GDQ, rip.
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>>149871637
Is he practicing tying nooses?
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>person finds some basic things in a game that anyone would come across eventually by trying basic 'out of the box' moves
>puts together a basic route
>does a few runs, makes himself out to be really good at the game
>acts like he's got a time hes happy with
>stops playing
>new runners enter the scene, quickly catch up to the original runner
>they're improving fast
>original runner comes back and improves his time
>'there's no way they'll touch my god time now'
>other runners quickly overtake the lesser skilled original runner
>runner tries to take his time back, but due to flimsy dedication and baby bitch boy attitude, he cannot and rage quits
>spends every day anonymously spouting about he is the 'god father' of his game
>other runners are putting the time and effort in, creating new movement and strats along the way and quietly incorperating them into the run
>original runner sees this happening and thinks to himself 'this is all mine, they wouldn't be doing any of this without the foundations I laid down'
>newer runners continue to put the time in, pushing boundries with movement, strats and new tricks while beating the game quicker and quicker
>by now the skill gap and knowledge between the new runners and the complaining original runner is monumental, he can't hold a candle to them
>original runner then frequents a tranny general on 4chan every single day posting monkeys and talking about how he is the truly skilled runner in his miserable state of delusion
>he doesnt even speedrun
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cosmo is running TP

I'm just gonna try and pretend the last year never happened
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>>149874546
good luck with that because that's not cosmo
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siglemic is running RS

I'm just gonna try and pretend the last year never happened
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>yuros
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More pics of soe/pyat? :3
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>>149876435
that's a shame, I like it when they're noisy
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>>149877673
>>149877762
>>149877792
>>149877875
>>149877910
>>149878015
Stop being epic
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>>149879479
thanks for the responed
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>>149879667
thank for respondant :)
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>>149882282
cheese05
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>>149840469
>god i wish people would stop treating me like transitioning is some kind of stunt
>hey here's another whiny pastebin to draw more attention to myself and make this seem more like a stunt

you're welcome for the late response.

what will the backlash be like when Cosmo ends this nonsense?
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>>149883413
there's only one way this is ending now
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>>149876435
Party hard XD
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>>149883984
hey now, he's an ok guy
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Could sure go for a comfy Gerber stream rn
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remove the bot
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Insert the medievil
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>>149884357
Going LIVE on youtube be sure not to miss it! This is gonna be a WORLD RECORD speedrun right here, just turn on your console and try to keep up you'll end up 10 minutes slower after the first level, no joke. If you don't want to compete, then sit back, crack open a nice Monster energy drink, and watch this fantastic speedrun!

https://gaming.youtube.com/user/gerburakg
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>>149890598
Based
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>>149876462
>>149876462
Someone?
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>>149893165
danke for prompt respond R)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCY-T6uGQSI
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/v/ is making fun of us again
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MEDIEVIL
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Hey guys. Frank here. I love speedrunning, my main game is sm64. Nice to Meet all of you.
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Hey guys. Dan here. I love speedrunning, my main game is MediEvil. Nice to Meet all of you.
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Hey guys. Rob here. I love speedrunning, my main game is medievil. Nice to Meet all of you except the trannies.
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>>149899460
I'm not quite sure.
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>>149896942
Hello new friend. What SM64 categories do you run?
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>>149899435
Hello new friend. What SM64 categories do you run?
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>>149899714
I run 16 star, 70 star And 100 star. but 16 star is my 'main' category I GUESS. My pb is ~20 minutes. I know, it sucks, but I'm working to get better! =D
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>>149900035
Why would anyone respect loons?
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how was esa this year, i didnt go and i didnt watch any of it
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>>149900035
what is this info graphic trying to say? someone please explain because i've spent 5 minutes looking at it and i still have no idea
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>>149900485
had some hiccups at the start but it worked out and fixed up
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Why is there no trannies running at ESA? Is it a US only thing?
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>>149900485
Comfy.
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>>149900842
they'd rather be fuccboi twink faggots than go full out
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>>149901263
Good, that's cuter
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>>149901263
fuccboi twinks > trannies 2bh
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>>149852507
Mad
Man
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>>149901394
They're both shit, one is just shittier than the other.
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>>149901581
>he doesn't like cute girls with cute dicks
must be gay :/
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>>149901263
Who is this
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>>149902182
like i said, fuccboi twink faggots
they'll be ded soon so why care
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>>149902337
I care cuz they are cute
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>>149902407
enjoy dying with them too
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The God Gamer Stigma
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>>149902736
>>149902473
>>149902407
>>149902337
>>149902865
why did you type all of that out?
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>actually doing bot respones
just fucking kill yourselves already
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>>149903221
it's not a bot.
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>>149902865
What about it?
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The Grind Monkey Stigma
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The Medi Evil Stigma
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not even the cute tetris guy
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>ESA
regular old homos

>SGDQ
homos who think they can be girls
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>bleached hair
>cute
pick one
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>>149907990
this

nigga trying to be narcissa n shit
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>>149900596
It's trying to say all that shit is imaginary 'cause unicorns don't fucking exist
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https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4uzcmb/discussion_runner_jangbang_takes_a_vape_break_in/
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>>149909076
m a d
a
n

reppin the naysh \//\
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>>149909076
woah fucking nutter I hope he never applies to gdq coolmatty will consume him
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Why is this marathon so low energy? There's less testosterone in the room than in bailey jay's balls. Have there been any good or fun runs?
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>>149910015
don't tell me that's a boy too....
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>>149910128
Shut up low test faggot, that's a woman. That thing you couldn't get with so you turned to boys.
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>>149910128
No, that's a real girl.

>tetris

can we stop this tetris at marathons meme please?
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>>149910015
>it's not a tan but a shadow
disappointing tbqh
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>>149910357
We is I, and I am you. We is us, and everyone, the collective unconscious, the id,
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>So, yeah.

Reminder that anyone that says this takes it up the ass but doesn't even enjoy it.
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>>149910327
>that's a real girl.
I don't think you know what "real" means lad.
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>>149910852
I don't think you know what this means *unzips dick*
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>>149869946
What in the absolute fuck
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>>149910946
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>>149840469
Just wondering but what does (s)he do for a living?
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>>149911620
that thing can hardly be called alive
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>>149911461
this is what the saviour of speedrunning looks like
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>>149910946
What does it mean? You had a zipper installed on your penis?
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>>149911641
np
Anyone know?
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Can you apply for disability if you have gender dysphoria? Asking for a friend.
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>>149911898
np
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>>149911757
soylent consumer
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>>149814246
Poor fat boy looking at what could have been had he not grown into a fat slob
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>>149912101
I'm sure there are skinny twinks that like fat guys
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>>149912180
So few it would be considered an anomaly
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Oh shit DOCTOR Adam Ak
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>>149814246
So what do you think the fatty is mirin?
The homolust or the McDonald's Blizzard?
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>>149912180
straight up fat? no. bearmode yes.
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>>149912408
Pretty cool
I watched his streams a lot and never bothered to see what he looked like.
Kinda glad to see he isn't some weird looking dude or some obese neckbeard
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grandmaster is always fun to watch
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>>149907126
>tfw
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>>149912913
Fucking kek at you alt-right retards who believe this shit and actively post about it on an anonymous sausage production image board containment thread
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>>149912948
Like what?
>>
>No Splatterhouse
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>>149914562
I wonder where a person would have to live to think it is IMPOSSIBLE for any white child and black child to get along. Even fucking South Africans got their soccer game unity thing or whatever.
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>>149914989
You dumb motherfucker. Whites in South Africa get slaughtered daily
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>>149915148
And how does that imply that NO blacks get along with whites EVER, my fine mouthbreathing friend?
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>>149915379
today's ep: Rob
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>>149915703
thanks for proving the point
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Who approved the most dull SMS game of all time for ESA?
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>>149916558
>says the one who has an obsesion with a skeleton & furry
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coolmatty would be having an aneurysm now if they did this at gdq
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Who are the best christian speedrunners?
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>>149920928
puwex, esent
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>>149920928
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>>149921283
delta thissu
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>>149921046
>>149921123
thank
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>>149921046
Mormons aren't Christians.
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>>149922485
I thought they believed in Jesus?
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>>149922585
It's sort of like thinking Muslims are Christians because they sorta believe in Jesus. It's a completely different religion, though.
>>
>>149922485
>>149922778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
>>
I think it's about time everyone accepted that emulator is the superior platform for console speedrunning. After all speedrunning is going as fast as possible and the reduced load times on many emulators therefore quantitively make emu later superior.

Added benefits include wider accessibility (emulators can be ran region free for no cost above the price of personal computer) the hardware armsrace is an even field. Contrast that to finding specific models of console for faster loads or importing chinese laxatives.
>>
>>149920928
NKR
>>
im laughing at you guys so fucking hard right now over this esa thing
greetings from /v/ you pathetic nerds
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Who was in the right here?
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I want to try to run Quake. Someone please run me through how to install the proper version as easily as possible.
>>
>>149926562
Depends who was he talking about?
>>
>>149926610
witwix
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>>149926610
our boy weewee
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>>149926734
Gonna have to go with our boy witwix on this one then.
Trinigger needs to get a grip.
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>>149926872
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>>149926734
doesn't witwix stream for like 9 hours at a time

it's not really a coincidence they'd clash sometimes

trihex has fucking changed, paranoid self-important little bitch
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>>149927021
trihex doubled down on mario maker, it was all he had and all his new "fans" only want to watch it. he had to succeed with it or else.
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>>149927062
you specifically
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>>149927146
he's a fucking fool to go all in on mario maker
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>>149926734
>tfw witwix officially quit speedgaming on stream
>>
This would never happen in a gdq.
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>>149926562
Are two people not allowed to stream the same game any more? Stupid fucking nigger.
>>
Prove you're not a newfag and complete this sentence:

A bullet in the head of every ____ ____
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>>149928759
medievil poster
>>
>>149928759
Stop using my catch phrase. I also bought this in like just over 6 months ago, which would still be newfag era. Die.
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>>149929113
it was literally ME who invented it.
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>>149929484
thanks narcissa
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>>149814246
FUCK gold is so cute

Shame I'm so emotionally suppressed I can't express it irl
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>>149930794
Not my fault serg is ded brah
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>>149930614
you are a fucking faggot
>>
fw nobody thanks you for the prompt response
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>>149926594
Get joequake from sda
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this would never be tolerated at gdq
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>>149933305
weewee is a god
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>>149933305
you chose this life, cakemix
>>
I'm not even sure if I'm watching ESA or Little Britain at the moment.
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>>149933305
fag
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>>149933305
T H I C C W I C C S
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>>149926562
so apparently this is from last october

old drama
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reminder
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>that streamer that tried to sell out really hard but failed completely and vanished from the scene

What's her name, /srg/?
>>
What makes these The Legend of Zelda races "rando"?
>>
>>149936963
All eventually.
>>
our boy is going live in 7 mins
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>>149936963
Future Trihex in 6 months
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>>149937232
Could you be any more ambiguous? Do you know how many "our guys" there are? NONE, so we don't know who you're talking about.
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>wen ur running glitchless and some fool calls a skip a glitch
>>
are the euros more lewd than the american runners?
>>
>>149938635
>when the dev expected you to walk left and you jump right instead, and that's a sequence break and a bad evil glitch hacker route
>>
>>149938635
>it's not a glitch because I said so
>>
How come I never heard of Freedom Planet before? Last time PC had a good Sonic ripoff was like, Jazz Jackrabbit. 1994.
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>>149941571
>it's a glitch because I said so
>>
beancran stream
yiffman stream
>>
Dear Trihex,

I hate you with a burning passion and I wish you were dead. No one loves you and no one will love you. Ever. You are a horrible human being who lets narcissistic and insane people like BlackAntivenom into the chat and constantly bans them for your own entertainment. You are an idiot and I hate your nigger voice. You spend all of your money on worthless shit like cars an LED keyboards. You are a pathetic exuse for a hman being and I would never have trouble sleeping at night ever again if I found out that you died. I cannot believe that you still have people who actually watch your retarded Mario Maker streams with your stupid normie friends. You try so hard to be black and yet you have 0 black friends. Pitiful. There is not enough words in the dictionary to describe how much of a piece of shit you are and how much I hate you so I guess there's nothing else left to say except fuck you.
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>>149945332
this post right here
i'm gonna word it
my first word of the day actually, but it's going to this post, there haven't been enough cute fembois streaming lately, so a furryfemboi or femheadcwab stream would really hit the spot rn
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>>149945656
thank you very much anon I like you, you know what's what
>>
>>149945379
This is some hot new copypaste meme?
>>
>>149945379
Dear Anon,

I hate your jealousy, your racism. I'm sad at the coldness of your heart. I hope life improves for you someday and that you can be less hateful.
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Does the GDQ youtube channel constantly reupload/relist videos? It's very strange to see the upload dates on videos changing so often.
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>>149945332
twonkies rn
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>watching Smash played single player with no music
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>>149948830
Is there a particular reason why he did that?
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>>149949035
It's possible that it speeds up loading.
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>>149921123
Is that a tranny on the left? What's his name?
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>>149949561
nvm, it identifies as male, it just looks like an ugly girl
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>>149949474
That's neskamikaze you mango like come on
>>
3 Days.
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i was the one who asked hc or fy to stream and no one will even know i was me
>>
What's on esa at the moment?
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>>149953595
who cares. it has been the worst speed run marathon in history
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>>149955030
What happened to ESA will save us?
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>>149955432
Those were shitposts, anon...They were always shitposts.
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>>149955030
word
>>
Hello?
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>>149955030
That was SGDQ 2016
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>>149955432
NASA 2 will save us
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>>149956079
Heh, in your dreams edenal
>>
>haven't played videogames in 2 weeks
>got rid of youtube videos
>got rid of twitch channel
>first time posting here in a week
>no interest in speedrunning at all

Am I free?
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>>149956345
Doesn't seem like anyone noticed your autistic deletion fit anyway.
>>
not memening but does the esa audience ever clap?
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>>149956345
depressed, senpai?
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>>149956345
>deleting all the hard work you recorded, all the hours you spent playing video games, all the times you did something cool
>deleted

hahaha :DDDD I'm so glad I just deleted half my life away hahaha :DDDD
its almost like it never happened :DDDD
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>>149956345

Yeah, but, have you lost your virginity yet?
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>pretending to be alseep on the couch this hard
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ESA > NASA > GDQ > "Narcissa"
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>>149957260

Is this autism?
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>>149957553

A year or so and I still don't know what this means. Is it the line break in the reply to the post number? That makes teh most sense.

If you care that much, you really must be a virgin. Must be a newfag thing as well, I've posted on /b/ like this the past decade and no one really gives a shit or said anything about it.
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Been trying to learn mario sunshine recently because it's my dream speedgame but my hands are retarded so the more complex movements are giving me trouble. In the meantime, I've seen a few runs of mario galaxy and it seems easier in terms of movement and I'm a lot more familiar with it, though the longer (near 3 hours) run length is dissuading me from trying to learn it.

Does anybody here run Mario Galaxy and would you recommend it?
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>Unfollowed all the /srg/ trash on twitch

Best decision I ever made! My following list feels so fresh and clean now. No more memegames and toxic nu-right personalities clogging up my feed.
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>>149956449
I never posted my stream here

>>149957260
to be fair, the only thing that's really gone is follower count, and views

>>149957280
You must have misread my previous post, I was a speedrunner
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>>149957961
why did you spoiler?
>>
Does anyone from the Duke-era of /srg/ still post here?
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>>149958530
i do
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Redpill me on Croni.
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>>149959081
attn whore tranny that has ruined this general with his non speed related posting while pushing a pol agenda
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>>149959442
>Croni
>tranny

How did this meme start? Who forced it?
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>>149959509
>meme
that's what he wants you to think, claims minion started it out of bitterness from being broken up with
quit falling for ian's lies
>>
I could only find rules about categories and shitty outdate sites. Is there a guide somewhere what exactly do I have to download and install to start speedrunning Doom?
>>
Bad news: I might not get the class I need to graduate in the Fall
Good news: That means 3 months of Melee full time and TBH6 in Oct
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>>149957961
AHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!
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>>149965789
Who is we?
>>
>>149965789
who are you quoting?
>>
>tfw clint just BTFO us on stream

im gonna get the rope
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>>149965789
Why did you spoiler?
>>
>>149967178
what he say?
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>>149958530
I do. Live from ESA.
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>>149965789
Why did you post?
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>>149968994
how bad is it?
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can you make slayer run fc3 again abby?
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Ok /srg/ wtf is going on? Why is shunpuk a girl and why did ari unqtfied himself, why is cooooooookie a gau twink and why is jangbang so fucking based? Special shoutouts to cruxit for having the best run
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>>149968875
he bird laughed then flew above it all
>>
>>149970601
Ari stopped pretending to be a woman? Good.
>>
>>149972372
No he just looks like an ugly one now
>>
>NESmania 600 viewers
>Piano 300 viewers
>Speedrunning 150 viewers
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>>149970601
>not knowing
enjoy being irrelevant kiddo
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>>149969639
Not bad. Watching some comfy disgaea right now.
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>>149958530
occasionally
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>>149958530
The only reason i dont is cause my house is ip banned
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so...anyone here actually have good PBs at their speedgame?
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>>149980251
>good PBs
you mean "world record"?
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>>149980767
No
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reminder that anime is your friend
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>>149980251
yes
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>>149981475
reminder that anime is your only friend
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>>149981531
Reminder that anime will never leave you
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>>149981626
Thank you for the reminder!
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>>149981125
being proud of not being the best? what did (You) mean by this?
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>moe blob loli sluts
no thanks
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>>149981926
if you're not the kind of moron that plays a speedgame with <4 players worldwide, then having a competitive time (close to WR or respectably well above average) is something to be proud of.
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>on PB pace, 10 seconds behind WR
>fart
>hemorrhoid bursts
>incredible pain and assblood everywhere
>choke
>lose run

how are ur runs goin guise
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>>149983261
why is she eating that blurry hotdog without a bun
>>
>>149983261
based
>>
>>149983261
Why does speedrunning content like this keep getting deleted but unrelated garbage like literally every other post in this thread doesn't? :/
>>
wtf
>>
wtf got deleted i can't see
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Why is esa so fucking bad? shame
>>
I want to fuck Riku and Maral
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>>149988909
chubblesdelcringe
>>
dees niqqas tryna bait out claps
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How come I never see anyone play or even talk about Captain Claw? I think its a really good game and I would love to watch someone speedrun it.
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>>149982653
Croni is a man you disgusting faggot.
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>>149994706
looked it up. ill do a run of it next week
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>>149996980
Where will I be able to watch it?
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>>149997038
twitch
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>>149997195
whats the stream?
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>>149997331
im not going to type my own name on srg like fucking slayer or witwix
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Why not? Scared you'll get bullied nerd?
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>>149998412
bubblesdelfuego
>>
>>149998412
who are you talking to, anime?
>>
How was Tetris?
>>
>>149999106

me lol
>>
>>149999692
me lol
>>
esa is ded
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>>150000316
and we killed it
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>>150000364
>serg doing anything in 2016
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i'm going to stream so much in 2017
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Why not? Scared you'll get bullied nerd?
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>>150001497
who are you talking to, medievil?
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>>150001809
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>>149994869
Men can be cute too!
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The absolute madman!
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>>150003663
Caveman absolutely fucking exposed. How embarrassing.
>>
Why does ESA get so much less money and viewers even though the runs are better?
>>
>>150006501
shit production and no hype in non-speedrunner circles
>>
>>150006501
The first two days were absolutely terrible, scared off a lot of potential viewers probably. Also doesn't have the really big-name streamers
>>
>>150006501
im sorry, which run was better?
>>
>>150006840
All of them
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>>150007014
yeah, which specific ones? what precisely about ESA wasn't a total shitshow?
>>
>>150006501
Good, I don't want ESA to turn into a GDQ fuckfest.
>>
bubbles thinks he's such a fucking big deal
>>
>>150011179
well being a Modern God Gamer it's natural to feel that way
>>
>>150011179
reference?
>>
>>150012235
he asked for this run to be moved to a primetime slot

https://twitter.com/bubblesdelfuego/status/758665456706355200
>>
>>150011179
literally who
>>
What are the choices in the upcoming speedlection?
>>
>>150012598
>Researcher
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>>150011179
>https://twitter.com/bubblesdelfuego/status/758665456706355200
Well he's pretty big, widthwise.
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>>150013794
he's been setting himself up as the new witwix for a while now in more ways than one
>>
>>150013020
reminder that Chibi is the only option
Naegleria and Svenne can impossibly win and Cronikeys is a dangerous demagogue that will set us back. Chibi is by far the most qualified person for the job in the history of speedrunning. #ImWithHim
>>
>>150014008
these girls are so ugly wtf
>>
>>150014008
chibi looks like he suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome. is this canon?
>>
>>150013794
>>150012598
It makes sense from the organizers perspective to have a popular game like Fallout 4 to be played at primetime anyway. DrTChops is probably just bitter he didn't get to fuck that fat chick he ran with.
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>>150014008
of all the pictures croni has she uses the worst one
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>>150014534
I don't think anyone would mind that much if he wasn't such a smug self-absorbed cunt all the time.
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>>150014008
he might have delayed the saving of speedruns a bit but next time im SURE naegleria will check and see if the internet works

#MakeMarathonsGreatAgain #OneMoreChance
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>>150015148
sounds like he's just a jealous literal who LMAO
>>
>>150015312
Shaddex is pretty sound doe.
>>
ZFG is LIVE and he has GREEN SPLITS
>>
shaddex lol

more like SHITTEX
>>
>>150015831
Hi Bubbles
>>
>>150015831
tab back in bubbles
>>
https://www.twitch DOT tv/gunnermaniac3

Keep the sub train going. Pokemon Yellow WR attempts.
>>
jesus christ what a fucking ego
>>
>>150017206
>legit sociopath emerges
>>
Anyone have rare croni nudes for sale?
>>
That announcer girl sure is cute
>>
>I only speedrun for fun! Stop pretending like you're better than me just because you're more popular and have better times!
>>
Vote croni 2016
>>
>be at an insane PR pace
>casually talk to chat and make major mistakes
>express dissatisfaction

why the fuck does ZFG always do this?
>>
>>150020378
haha you only speedrun for attention thats why you have the WR in a popular game :)
>>
>>150020715
>PR
you have to go back
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>>150020715
probably because he is running 4 hour long boring shitty speedgame
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>>150014008
I would like to nominate Dugongue #savethemanateesbangagong
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>>150022023
thanks for the late response!
>>
whos live
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>>150022645
me
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Did the dude on the couch just get seduced for his tablet and then ditched?
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>>150023154
Hahahahaha

Cucked!
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>>150023216
Gypsied more like
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Anonymous casts Revive!
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>>150015501
i would go so far as to say he is my boi
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>>149958530
i still browse, but rarely see any reason to post. there isn't really any discussion of any sort happening in these threads.
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You can't eat food at night.
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The Wiggly Medievil
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>>149958530
i occasionally read the thread, havent speedrun in months, didnt go to esa, and theres nothing to post here anymore
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i occasionally post medievil, havent speedrun in months, didnt thank for the late response, and theres nothing but grind monkeys here anymore
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The Medical Medi
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>>150030064
real talk, ebin meme shit like this is what killed serg
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>>150030267
word
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>>149958530
Does mid-December 2013 count as the Duke-era?
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>>150030267
>waah waah i've been exposed!
You've been exposed.
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>>150030267
No, arrogant egotists who thought they were important because people in a thread on an anonymous anime imageboard liked them killed srg.

The majority here for years have been retards shitting themselves trying to be as outrageous as possible in the hopes they will get noticed like duke and co. did killed srg and the "oldbois" making this place about personality killed srg.
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>>150030725
>I have been exposed and now I'm trying to backpedal! eek ook!
You've been exposed, grind monkey
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>>150031128
You can try to drown the truth beneath your meaningless memes all you want, but you cannot change the reality of the situation.
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Can WE just kill all the grind rats?
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Defend this.
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>>150031567
Defend what? Your baseless racist accusation that a time must be faked, because you wouldn't be able to match it?
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>>150031567
There's no defending that, that's absurd. But then again, who gives a shit? It's just one game and one record, right?
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>>150031806
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>>150031806
el cuck
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>>150031946
>It's just one game and one record, right?
If it can happen for one then what is to say it can't happen to anyother?
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>>150031946
>It's just one game and one record, right?
its becoming more frequent and no one is steping up against it
>>150032125
exactly, communities need to step up and stop letting them use shitty ass nico streams to back things up.
make them local record and upload already
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>>150032298
>>150032125
lmao amerinerds are the fucking worst. just shut the fuck up and beat the time. twitch culture is an unstoppable tumor. if you cared less about your recording and more about your speedrun you would probably be better than him by now.
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>>150031567
This is absolutely embarrassing
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>>150032567
stop crying about being exposed for your nuthugging
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Why did nobody tell me you don't need proof to submit wrs now?

Speedrunning will be way more fun now
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>>149957942
anyone?
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>>150031806
>because you wouldn't be able to match it?
Well most of us aren't time travelers, so no, we couldn't match getting a run verified 9 months before the actual run was done.
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>>150019497
what's your offer
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who is this hot indian on stream
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>>150033636
>*cries about new wr*
>n-n--n-n-no!!!!! u-u're the one crying!!!!!

shameful
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>>150034539
maral is swedish
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>>150034780
does she speedrun? She is the most beautiful girl without a penis in all this retarded fest called speedrunning
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>>150034780
>swedish
She is as Swedish as my dog is human. You are worse than tranny enablers.
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>>150035218
Nationality is a social construct. She was born and raised in Sweden, she's as swedish as anyone with blonde hair and blue eyes there.
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It ain't safe on the block.... not even for the cops
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>>150035306
Species is a social construct. My dog warn born and raised among humans, it's as human as anyone standing on two legs.
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>>150035306
is she any different from the other female attention whores involved with gaming?
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>>150035521
Why are you making yourself look silly?
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>>150035586
You are the silly one. You are calling an Idian a Swede. You don't become a Swede by wanting to be one. You don't become a Swede through pathetic people feeding your delusions. Just as Cronikeys will never ever be a woman, no matter how many surgeries he has, no matter how many people are tricked or bullied into acknowledging his fake gender.
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>>150035521
>/pol/ has fallen this low
ouch
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birdxbrain
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>>150035920
>waah waah I can't be whatever I want to be just by declaring myself that!
You can't be whatever you want to be just by declaring yourself that!
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>donations congratulating a speedrunner who is cucking speedruns to play Overwatch
>playing Overwatch is an acomplishment
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>>150036076
>born in sweden
>speaks swedish
>lives in sweden
>holds a swedish passport
>isn't swedish
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Rachet & Clank run is fast paced as fuck
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>people literally watch Gunner
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What a fucking cunt this guy is, "If I didn't exist, this run would be world record"
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>>150036695
why are you talking about dogs?
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>>150036695
oh, this is because maral is brown isn't it
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>>150037037
He died like 6 times during this run, the other R&C runners have to be retarded to not beat this marathon time.
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>>150036695
What if a white person with blonde hair and blue eyes was born to American parents in Sweden, but was raised just like all the other Swedes, only spoke Swedish, etc. etc.

Would they be a Swede? Jw
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Is the blob his gf?
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>>150036976

>watching Pokemon at all anymore

The games are too optimised now. All people are doing at this point are mindlessly grinding until that one run where they get good luck and shave off a single minute.
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>worst SMW commentary ever

I want to kill myself
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>>150037882
1 h o u r a n d 3 0 m i n u t e s l e f t
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>Guy Fawkes shirt
Why not just show up vaping in a fedora while wearing /pol/ branded sweatpants
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>>150037721
she's a menace to society
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Hello? I asked a question. >>150037721
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the billions of lively and charismatic people who run SMW and this is what we get
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I ATE YOUR PIE
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>>150038461
I wonder if this guy has a competitive time, he can't say a single run about the run in a marathon
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>>150037721
It's his mum
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>>150038616
One of the announcers said he has WR in this category
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>>150038340
Why would we know what these random peoples' associations with each other are?
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>>150037791
>de hippie spacing
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>>150038782
interesting point, a good discussion is if it's worth it to get a world record without developing any kind of commentary ability about a game you have to be a grind monkey in order to get a world record
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>>150039123
He doesn't need any fucking commentary ability

He just needs to couch someone who does not his fat gf
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>>150039123
>a good discussion is if it's worth it to get a world record without developing any kind of commentary ability
I think the problem isn't being an autistic shut-in so much as it is going about practicing commentary wrong, or not practicing at all. Do a run and really think about everything you're doing, every time you think something you're doing might be interesting to explain, write a little note about it, once you're done turn that in to a script and read it over and over again, then practice saying it while doing runs.

Within 4 or 5 runs you'll have good commentary, it's not hard, and if you don't have any friends to practice bantering with, request that nobody sit on your couch. Ez.
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>>150039504
the landwhale is making this guy sweaty, his level of autism is over the top
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>>150039787
she's making me sweaty too if you know hwat i meme ;^)
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>>150039787
He looks like he's getting beat up if he doesn't perform
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ESA should use some viewer bots from GDQ, that would help fo bring more people to see how bad the GDQ events are.
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pac not understanding american culture, what a fucking retard kek
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We call this one the "cape skip". The game, I mean.
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>putting wr in the title of a video
what did he mean by this?
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>>150043241
they probably mean it's WR you retarded cronisupporter
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>>150043381
I have a time that's three minutes faster though.
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>>150044928
submit it, you don't need a video just tell them that's your local scene's culture
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yo
quick question
during the ty speedrun at sgdq there was a memer wearing a kevin shirt from ed edd n eddy
where can i get those dope ass threads
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i just beat the kss wr
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Alert: Warmane got speedrunned
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>>150047045
>warmane
who care..
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>>150047045
Attention: Stop coming here when you haven't been speedrunning for years you autistic grandma.
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>>150047739
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>>150047839
this makes no sense, fuck off
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>>150047987
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>>150048037
>pykn is the obsessed squid lover
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>>150048290
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>>150048290
only thing i post is wow and dog related stuff pal
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>>150046519
It was custom made
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>>150048428
wow
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is a grind monkey a person who plays 10 hours a day but is completely noncompetitive at their game?
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>>150050603
A grind monkey is someone who plays their game over and over to get better at it. Basically, a speedrunner.
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>>150050975
Fascinating.
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>>150050975
>grind monkeys and speedrunners are the same thing
t. grindxmonkey
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>>150050603
a grind monkey is someone who loses control of his miserable life and grind runs to save a very small amount of time

a speedrunner has control of his limits and goals and has a notion of "time investment/potential time save" ratio that prevents him from going full retard
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>>150051074
>speedrunners aren't grindmonkeys
Literally fucking impossible, just admit you hate speedrunners.
>>
Make Speedrunning Great Again
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degeneracy
>>
So now that ESA is basically over, what was your favourite run of the event?
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>>150054315
Ys
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>>150054315
lands of lore iii by our boi
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>>150054315
Mario Maker blind race
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>>150054374
You mean the run that happened during the X-Men race, or was there something else?
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HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:

We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion

Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)

Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.

I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre

Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)

If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.
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>>150054971
Why don't you chucklefucks just use forced anon so you don't get triggered by attention whores? It works for me, I don't give a shit who any of you are.
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>>149838849
Reminder that GDQ never posted a budget for SGDQ this year

:)
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how many speedrunners will die in a near future?
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>>150051567
Not entirely.

A grind monkey is literally braindead and not capable of ANYTHING but grinding. The mere act of grinding for eternity does not mean you are a grind monkey because some grinders have also contributed quite a bit of timesavers and strategies and routes to their game. Alternatively, just because you only put in 50 hours total into your no competition game to get WR does not automatically make you ~truly skilled~, especially when you did nothing but copy strats and grind until the stars aligned.
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skeletonbill is streaming lol
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only positive responses on the SDA forum SGDQ16 feedback thread, do something about it srg
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>>150043241
(WR) WORLD RECORD SPEEDRUN! Ocarina of Time in 17:40! 1ST PLACE SPEEDRUN WORLD RECORD! (WR)
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>>150056735
thanks for the late response!
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/srg/ movie night
http://privatestream.tv/moofinshop

mumble: trueskill.club 64738
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>fucking up every glitch
Wow great finish
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Well that a trainwreck
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A speedrunning marathon befitting the quality of life in modern Europe.
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>>150059431
there are four countries in Europe that have a higher GDP per capita that the US
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>>150058235
try this
http://connectcast.tv/moofinbutt
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>>150059612
There are like 20 states that have a higher GDP per capita than the US. Is there anything we can't do better than europe?
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>>150060346

what?
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>>150060425
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_GDP_per_capita
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>>150060425
>de hippie spacing
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>>150060549
how does it prove anything if you start breaking your country down by state?

You might as well just say the GDP per capita of Bill Gates' bedroom is 64bn or whatever.

We're comparing countries here.
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>>150062960

TPHD speedruns plus progesterone. That's a double dose.
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night night /srg/
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The shitfest esa is over
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>>150065987
>de hippie spacing
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jymotion just got banned lmao
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Robin Williams is dead.
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>>150069554
this is emily_60's fault
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>>150015148
>being a bigger streamer shouldn't mean you get preferential treatment

>being richer shouldn't mean you get to buy nicer things
>being taller shouldn't mean you get to ride rollercoasters
>being stronger shouldn't mean you get to lift heavier things
>being better-looking shouldn't mean you get a better quality of life

Literally delusional.
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>>150069554
free my nigga jy man
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>>150069554
what happened?
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>>150069929
He got social eaten.
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>>150069929
caps
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>>150070002
gimme the url on that last broadcast
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Only camwhores and successful sellouts are allowed for social eating, because they bring jewbux to Twitch, unlike some literal who nerds.
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>>150070130
yeaah... about that...
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>>150070221
>closing the tab
you fucker
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i wish my sperm cell didn't make it to the egg desu
>>
same
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>>150031806
What's the point in having a time on the leaderboard if you can't observe how the time was achieved? Videos aren't only for proof, they're for demonstration, learning and entertainment. A time without a vod is redundant because then it's just a number, not a speedrun.
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what was with the "trolly vs lorry" bullshit? autism?
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>>150074394
If you are not part of the community, watching streams on niconico, cavetube and peercast and talking to other people in the community about strats, you don't deserve to know how the time was achieved. You are a worthless grindgaijin who can only copy what greater men invented like a cheap Chinese counterfeit factory.
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>kss literally has no video for the world record
>there is no proof of the run ever happening
>first place
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>>150075389
Who cares, you can't speedrun 2d platformers anyway.
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>>150054971
>tk mze

Stop using my name. Thank you.
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>>150036076
lol
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>>150037327
There's no such thing as "american" ethnicity.
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Bonus stream memes


Vs


Scheduled tryharding by people who got rejected but came to run anyway
>>
Decided to pick up Soul Nomad as a speedgame because the video on youtube is atrocious. One of the key parts of the route I came up with is a grind from lvl 6-100 using a solo MC in the inspection levels. And it works pretty well.

Im trying to figure out ways to optimize it and the thought of RNG manipulation came to mind, but im not sure how possible it is to manipulate it on the ps2.
Anyone have resources on how to look into it, oe at least know how feasible it is in realtime?
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>>150079075
ok
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>>150079075
fuck off
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>>150079160
>>150079467
Oh so this general is for shit posting only and not actual speedrunning?
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>>150079684
hey cry about it
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>>150079075
If you're serious you can try to look into the memory addresses in a emulator is PS2 emulators allow for that. It will take a bit of work if no one else has looked into it themselves. It's how I found out how to manipulate the stepcounter in my speedgames.
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nice furry avatar and background on twitter carl cuckgan
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Medievil.
Medievil!

Medievil
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xahkd37T3cE
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>>150081202
>was subscribed to this faggot cuck
not anymore
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>>150055589
Well, I can tell you that everyone that attends AGDQ 2017 will have a real "blast" (if you know what I mean)...
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Narcy's having a mental breakdown on stream
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>>150082924
what else is new
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*checks in on thread after a year*

yep, still fags going nowhere and worse than ever
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>>150082924
nothing is happening, you just tried to bait me into your stream, cosmo
>>
Cosmo is a disgusting man who is mental and thinks he is actually a female. Cosmo The Man has no chance EVER in a million years to pass looking as an actual female. Not in the slightest.

Cosmo The Man. With a penis.
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>>150054315
Lol3 and ts2
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Just discovered /r/SamandTolki

Fuck me what a weird place

But still not as weird as runners
>>
Dude I want Jymotions stream back. Did anybody archive that? I fucking missed out in like 95% of it. If not, can you do another jy?
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12 HOUR CHALLENGE

STOP SHITTING ON SPEEDGAMES AND GIT GUD AT ONE

HALF A DAY
LEARN THE STRATS
MAKE TEH URN
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE HARD, LEARN SOME MEME GAME LIKE POKEMON RED OR LADX.
GET MAD PUSSY
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS GOLDEN (HE'S A FAG THO SO IDKLOL)

NEXT FRI-SUN AUG 5-7
BE THERE OR TURN IN YOUR /srg/ CARD
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>>150086158
Everybody knows only true /srg/ posts here without speedrunning.
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>ESA mods being more retarded during a bonus stream than the GDQ mods ever where during tranny stream
They really must be Swedish
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>>150086158
I guess I need to stop procrastinating and learn this game.
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>>150086805
everything about it has been bad
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>>150086158
run medievil
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>>150086723
FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU.

>>150086926
TWELVE HOURS
CLOCK'S TICKING FAGGOT

>>150087905
I HAVE A DIFFERENT MEME GAME IN MIND FOR THIS ONE. IT'S GOING TO MAKE FORBIDDEN MEMORIES 100% LOOK LIKE A FAST RUN.
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>>150086158
I intend to do it but I will probably not be able to stream it.
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>>150086158
Anyone who wants a free WR should run DMC2 Dante or Lucia as the records are free.
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>>150090986
>dmc2
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>>150091437
Yes, it's a shit game but speedrunning is dying because the good games already have been ran.
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>>150088629
>hes going to do a 12 hour lets play
thats epic
>>
Reminder that you are all faggots.
This bonus stream is pretty lit.
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>>150085572
The vod should be viewable once his channel comes back up
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>>150091857
>it's a shit game
It's a good game. Yaoi donte fangirls need to stp schlicking.
>>
Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OihxBsPG_0I
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whoa just opened this tab
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>>150093268
>lit
fuck off nigger
>>
Wir sind das volk
>>
Who are the biggest grind monkeys these days
>>
>>150095953
grav easily.
>hasn't PB'd in doom since May of last year
>still grinding
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>>150095953
biinny by far
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>>150095953
grav without a doubt. absolutely no results evet
>>
>>150095953

Anyone still playing generations 1 through 3 of Pokemon.
>>
Thats pretty cool that the ESA allow people to fuck arround the venue for the rest of the day, in GDQs once is over you're forced to get the fuck out.
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>>150095953
what does "grind monkey" even mean?
>>
>>150098435
GRIND MONKEY EXPOSED
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>>150098435
someone who grinds to get a good time. all speedrunners, for example, are grind monkeys.
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>>150098435
It's a meme term that means absolutely nothing. Newfags who came here late actually believed it was a thing and used it unironically in the past.
>>
>>150099096
>de squid post
>>
>>150099438
t. exposed second rater speedrunner
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>>150099892
oh no! ive been exposed!
>>
list of people that need to be speedexecuted : headcrab, furryyiffer.. the list goes on
>>
>NEW AND IMPROVED FIFI MOTIVATION SPEEDRUNNING LOL
>get a donation and sub-'hoyp' train going for a week or two
>disappear after a few streams
>rinse repeat
This guy is stealing a living
>>
>>150100874
fw didn't make the list
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>>150100874
>execute all of our cute fembois
:/
>>
@nasa people
What run do i need to watch to see jy drunk?
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*speedruns*
*doesn't stream it*
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>>150106634
This guy has nu-male written all over him.
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>>150106613
That's okay. As long as you have video proof.
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>>150107443
im japan
i don't need proof
you gaijan
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>>150107443
He doesn't need video proof if he says he's Japanese.
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>>150106634
skinny twinks shouldn't try to grow facial hair
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>>150107498
くそくらえ!
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>>150099892
*bird laughs*
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>>150105868
It was during setup, streamed on periscope
I have it saved but I'm not gonna post it desu
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>>150095953
graviton29
>>
>>150095953
me
>>
imagine actually believing that grind monkeys are speedrunners
>>
imaging actually believing that serg posters are speedrunners
>>
>>150106613
Based gamer untouch
>>
>>150112357
But I am a speedrunner..
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What are you?
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>>150112786
Casual lab rat, it's really fun
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>>150112786
cultural marxist
>>
>>150112786
Insane runner
>>
>>150112786
bird brain
>>
>>150112786
Flaming homosexual
>>
>>150114032
Hmu
>>
>>150114996
Who are you? Want to make sure you're cute first.
>>
Help me out, can't stop dreaming of ploughing cronis tight vagina
>>
>>150112786
Retired Runner
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>>150112978
word
>>
>>150109659
Bad feel that I can't watch (I didn't expect it to be all that bad, rather funny), but respect to you for being such a cool speefriend
>>
>>150112786
I am a _____ lab rat

Haven't done a full run of any game since 2013. Just route games and help out speedfam
>>
Bonus stream at ESA? What is going on?
>>
>>150120163
the iron hand of mike 'n' matty only reaches so far
>>
>>150112786
I am a speedrunner. I play games as fast as I can, that's all there is too it. Stop acting like it's a deep hobby.
>>
What's lurks real name?
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>>150121071
Samuel Hyde
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>>150119729
fuck off croni
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>>150121317
I don't know if I can trust this...
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Cut yout nails before you read lurk
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>>150120961
grind monkey OUT
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https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/4vdr9l/esa_2016_a_snoozefest_riddled_with_technical/

How the fuck do these degenerates control the ESA subreddit? Fucking LOL
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and so another esa ends and i am once again left feeling unfulfilled and lonely

fuck why do i even go
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>>150125035
maybe you should be more social
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>>150123973
You're dumb, he just made a subreddit with that name.
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>I don't have good movement but I route games
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>I don't have autism but I speedrun
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>>150126120
What if you speedrun Sonic?
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>>150125254
Not sure why you assume unsociabiliy

>>150125513
Yea and then he posted it here for traffic to his shit subreddit true drama leech
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>>150126551
then you have super autism
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>tfw game got into ESA but decided not to go
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>>150042254
>>150042254
>>150042254
>>150042254

New thread
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>>150126892
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>>150126892
Which is more autistic? This place or them?
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>>150127293
At least they actually talk about their general's topic.
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god fucking damnit i just want to here pull and freinds meme out but they wont fucking turn the game audio down
jesus christ
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>>150127724
They talk about comics and fanfics. They never actually talk about video games.
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>>150128783
wow it's almost like how this place only ever talks about politics and trannies and never about speedrunning
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>>150128783
They talked about Sonic Mania a bunch.
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>>150128885
This anon has a point. Let's talk about anime too!
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>>150129064
>tfw no comfy jmatt Sonic Mania stream
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>>150129531
sure it's not like this shithole has a real topic at this point anyway
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