/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

first for please be awake when I get home from work this time, you know who

>>149680850
Please kill yourself, you fucking faggot.

>>149680850
First for fuck off I'm going to sleep.

For the anon asking about ricers


>>149673628
Penumbra
Sentilel XS
Coquette
Lester's car (the front wheel drive sedan)
That 2 door Schafter you see NPCs driving in matte orange.
And the unarmored kuruma


There are more too. Basically, a lot of the cheaper Basegame cars. You'd be surprise.

>>149680943
>first
>third reply
kys

im high as fuck hey guys ;P

>>149680967
>coquette
>ricer

>>149680850
Eight for I barely slept last night so I'll probably be asleep before you even get off work

1080 guy from last thread.

Apparently there is a bug in GTA V.
If you alt + enter when you've loaded in to go into windowed and then do it again to get back into full screen it unlocks the fps

Running at rock solid 60fps now.

>>149681006
>He was the first person to say that

IF I SELL

FOXHEN ENTERPRISES LTD. FOR ALL 111 CRATES FOR 2,222,000 DOLLARS, WHAT TRANSPORTATION WILL I GET?

A.) KEK PLANES
B.) REALLY BIG KEK BOAT
C.) KEKING TRUCKS

>can't say c u c k anymore

KEK

>>149681512
Anything is better than cuck planes.

>>149681654
Planes are truly the worst way to deliver crates.

>>149681648
Only cucks can't say cuck.

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>>149681654
>Get in the plane
>It's a Titan
>Don't fly too high faggot
>Trying to keep a giant slow and fragile plane from hitting 200 ft tall palm trees, while also not getting cops
>Somehow police can detect the huge fucking cargo plane when it's high in the air, but can't detect it when it's 50 feet off the ground

Yeah fuck that.

>>149682001
>POP IN POWER LINE TOWERS

R O F L< THANKS FOR YOUR 6 HOUR SERVICE

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>tfw you have an in with the general's draw fag and they hook you up with some fresh OC

>>149682001

Titan runs aren't so bad when it's not that faggot "fly low" shit.

I've thankfully only had one of those, and half the drops were over the fucking Vinewood hills so I was constantly flying over dips and getting the cops alerted. The worst part was I had spent all my money on crates and when I said "Fuck this" and went to bribe them I realized I couldn't afford it so I just had to deal with it and make the sale.

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>>149682332
>tfw you don't have an in with the general's draw fag but you still get some OC

>>149682332
then why did they spell paradise wrong?

>>149682450
ever head of "noice"

>>149682423
It's every time for me.

Every time I get planes it's a fucking Titan, and I'm not allowed to fly over 100 feet or something. It never fails. I pray to god every time that it's Trucks or boat.

>>149682450

lmao this guy cant spell paradaise top kek x^O

>>149682635
no, im not autistic to say "noice"

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>>149682697
Is this just a ruse?

>>149682640

Boat > Titan > Trucks with m8s >>>>>>>>>>> Trucks alone >>> Cubans alone imo

I'll take one vehicle and one trip over 3 trucks and 3 trips anyday. 99% of the time I'm making the sale alone so I always pray for Tug or Titan.

>>149682635
then why isn't it spelled paradoise?

Stop trying to damage control

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doing another piracy prevention remoted in to my home computer.

>>149683078
okay

>>149682963
You are wrong.

Boat>Trucks>Alone Trucks>Literally any planes

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oh shit i think he might be coming

I am literally defenseless I can't control my character like this.

>>149683078
looks like you're in the spectrum

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Tuesday is finally here.
All Stunning Cunts cars are out.
5 more stunt races as well.

Ever wondered why your car spawns at the fucking dock when you exit the warehouse?

You are teleported when entering a warehouse to a small area in the industrial dock area with all the containers.

Why? Fuck knows

>Dune is Pegasus

Why did I expect anything else

>>149683149

Actually you are wrong and I was correct.

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>>149683149

>>149683375
>Building interiors are a seperate entity and can be located far from the building(s) they represent
Wow, is this your first GTA or something?

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Post em

>>149683310
>Volatus and Nimbus on sale

Fug my bank is gonna hurt this week. With no 6th property I guess it doesn't matter though

>>149683310
>30% off the jet and heli
If I didn't have skidbucks this would piss me off

>>149683634
>or something

Here comes this cuck

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>Dune can be used in ordinary off-road races

Never occurred to me until I saw it.

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bright orange is best yellow

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>>149684043
>not the soft top version

>>149683969
>Being this triggered
And here comes this kid.

>>149684034
>Dune can come in last place in off road races because of dirt bikes

Ftfy

>>149684414
excuse me? i am 32 YEARS OF AGE AND YOU WILL NOTTTTTTTTTTTTT


TALK TO ME THAT WAY ----- EVER!!!!!

>>149684325
it's nicer looks-wise but it kills me that it isn't a functional convertible

>>149683882
Why? R* has been doing sale events every week for like 3 months now. You were a moron if you bought 2 useless vehicles at sticker price

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>>149684545
Well yeah, I figured that would be an obvious conclusion anon. That it's even an option is what caught me off guard, is all.

>>149679867
>>149679867
>I just downloaded the drivers off the Nvidia website and ran express installation.
are you insane? the days of
>amd makes shitty drivers and will burn down your house
>nvidia makes perfect drivers, just install the latest one
are long gone. always go look at the geforce forums and on reddit for the thread about the latest driver. look through them going backwards till you find one that is not full of complaints. install that driver.
also, never use express installation. only install the actual drivers and only the ones you really need.

just drove pretty much the length of the storm drain up to where it connects to the train tunnel and the cops didn't lose sight of me once.

nice fucking broken bullshit game.

>>149684846
>are you insane? the days of
>amd makes shitty drivers
>are long gone.
Riiight.

GTV IV PC mutiplayer is empty.

I came too late

>>149685121
i put stickies on my friends car as a joke and forgot about it, 15 min later I was all the way accross the map turned the radio on and heard a boom and got two stars.

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Rockstar, where are my stunt maps in free roam plz?

>>149685320
>An eight year old craptastic console port is dead
Whoa, who would have thought?

>>149684846
Fixed my problem
>>149681168

It's actually a PC bug.

Fucking Rockstar are incompetent.

>>149685405
I once lobbed a canister of tear gas into a friend's truck and ten minutes later, we pulled up to an ammu-nation where the clerk shot me dead as I opened the door.

Why can't I ever join a server with people?
No matter what I do I'm in an open lobby but I'm the only person in it
Even if I go to "find a new session" the same thing happens

>>149685762
holy shit you are lucky, I want that problem.

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>>149685453
>that webm
things that never ever happen

>>149685994
/GTAG/ hunting a shitter they have decided to kill?

But yeah. The game still have to load in&out of garages, which is super annoying. And those slow as fuck cut-scenes entering houses.

>>149686198
>/GTAG/ hunting a shitter they have decided to kill?
>implying they would ever use those cars

>>149685994
the whole trailer is things that will never happen.

how do i make money pls help u nerds

>>149683310
Some of the new races are pretty good. Chiliad and H200 are terrible tho. Clipping issues are not a feature, Rockstar.

>>149685762

I wish I were you so I didn't have to spend 15 minutes session-hopping to be by myself so I could autistically move crates for hours like a Chinaman without some faggot in a Hydra blowing it all up.

>>149686538
Suck a dick, charge 20 bucks

>>149686569
Only good race is the sports one.

>>149686610
If you're on PS4 set your MTU down around 900 and you'll get set alone every time.

>>149686336
Yeah, yeah. I know we would just stand on the ground with snipers, yelling memes after them.

But it looks like they just took whatever spawned infront of them in the webm.

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>mfw everyone in the server gets salty af when I drive my Karuma

>>149685183
>he believes it
wow, just... wow...

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>>149687569
>drive the not-armored kuru
>people still blow me up

>>149687823
>haha he believed it!!!

kys quick

>>149687823
Yeah, maybe try that on someone who doesn't own an AMD card, you retarded shill.

>>149687569

>9k bounty in the game
>Peep him on TV, he's just sitting in the street in an armored Kuruma
>Get in my own armored Kuruma
>Drive up to him
>He starts spraying my car but doesn't move
>Shoot him dead between the slits of armor and speed off with my money
>He quits the game

When shitters collide

>>149688138
>he responded

kys fast

>>149688072
>kys
update your memes
>>149688138
>he believes it
wow, just... wow...

>>149688382
>...
Fuck off.

>>149688442
>Fuck off.
...

>>149688026
that no pickle pea

Is it still possible to glitch outfits from heists? Specifically looking at getting the Police outfit from the Prison Heist.

>>149688890
That was never one of the methods for getting the police outfit.

>>149689032
I've been told wrong then. Are there any methods that still work?

>>149680850
91th for I will

>>149687569
>makes a post like that and doesn't even know the name of the car he's apparently driving in

>>149689180
>>149688890
Yes
>>149689032
Are you retarded, of course it was and still is

>>149689851
>Yes
>Expects us to browse youtube for squeeker #20201 with a PS4 handicam mic

>>149690864
Then clearly you don't care enough to acquire it in the first place.

>fell for the Tug and Volatus memes

JUST

>>149691103
>not wanting a comfy drive through the ocean in the game's slowest vehicle

it's like you hate fun

The Dune isn't worth it, is it?

>>149691387
Idk but the vapid is GOAT

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I am sexually attracted to the BF400.

>>149691607
I am sexually attracted to anything with the Sprunk livery.

>>149683078
Doesn't team viewer have huge security issues that where exploited a month ago and never properly fixed?

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>>149680850
Nyet.
Dentist appointment tomorrow, can't cuck my sleeping yet

>>149691103
>Buying the Tug

What were you expecting, exactly?

>>149691507

What is good about it?

>>149681168
>solid 60fps
>1080

why the fuck don't you have at least a 120 or 144hz monitor you god damn moron

>>149692695
t. nullphaggot

>>149685762
I feel your pain anon. I only have $650,000 too so I can't be a CEO and rack up some dosh running crates.

>>149693035
Why don't you just ask for help?

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>>149685762
Changing aim types help

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teamviewer guy here, I just had a grill protect me on my yatch <3

>>149693105
Cause nobody is ever online and GTAG barely do anything but heists and dicking around in freeroam.

>>149693318

>>149692335
Also fuck off, no one cares you love data mining

>>149693438
>I want to make money but I don't want to do heists
You're fucking stupid

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Are kurumaz still the most viable armored cars? I want to benefactor to xls.

>>149692518
A mobile fortress that can take rockets like the insurgent.

>>149693853
Yes. I bought the Baller LE LWB armoured and the windows shatter faster than I finish in bed.

>>149693595
Nu uh, you are.

>>149687569

>t. 2015

Nobody gives a shit about kuruma's anymore. Too easy to blow up ontop of being slow as piss. Insurgent is where its at.

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>>149693981
Fml

The only ricer I want to be seen in is my sultan

>>149694126
Apparently the Insurgent is viable as well, although I have no personal experience with it.

>>149694040
It's where it's at as long as you dont mind getting shot directly in the face through your expansive open windshield.

Kuruma is still king of shittermobiles

>>149694339

Drive in reverse when approaching people. they need to shoot through that tiny slit in the back to be able to get you.

As opposed to an easy sticky bomb or taking 1 Rocket/GL round to die. Insurgent requires at least 5 I think. Shit doesnt blow up easy.

>>149694583
Is the base Insurgent actually a Pegasus Vehicle like the website says? I'd understand the weaponized version but it says the base version is Pegasus as well.

>>149694215

From what I understand Kuruma is best for PVE since AI don't use explosives which means you literally can't die in it, and Insurgent is best for shitter-busting since those faggots only know how to use explosives and it can tank a bunch of them.


But I've never owned an Insurgent so I don't know.

>>149694753

No. its a regular car you can take to LSC and upgrade but its as tough as the weaponized version. Both are actually identical in toughness except that you can keep the base version.

The thing that people dont keep in mind is that the Insurgent is literally tougher than a tank, while being fast as fuck AND you can knock every car over like a semi would. So while you can be outran by faster cars, soon as they fuck up by not being able to squeeze between civilians, you catch up because you simply plow through everything while maintaining momentum.

Insurgent is great. Dont pass it up.

>>149686569
aw, did you get pushed into the shit by some bullies?

>People actually advocating the shitteruma and insurshitter
Neo-/gtag/ is awful

>>149695496

>Not even shitsurgent

Maybe if your retarded ass were more creative you wouldn't be bullied by armored vehicles so much.

so its impossible to get money spawned anymore for you right? I haven't played online in a year

>>149695308
As much of a shitter vehicle the Insurgent was, it was pretty great when you're in lapped gta race by the Casino race track.

5-6 rockets, and it'll still be going strong.

Still don't regret selling it

>>149695496
>Bitching about actual discussions instead of constant shitposting
wew lad

>>149695496

Yeah you can be cool by going 'I dont use X'

But when youre getting your shit pushed in by some nigger in kuruma or insurgent that shit doesnt matter. Have to use what you can to come out above that shit.

Of course you could always leave the session like some pussy faggot or jump in a jet.

>>149695752
>faggot in an insurgent calling anyone a pussy
top lmao

>>149695496
>implying throwing bitch fits about license plates and car colors was better

Just leave, seriously

Is there still a way to glitch the garbage man outfit?

Glad I tested out the Dune in the creator before buying.

>Top heavy and bounces too much
>Has a shit turning radius
>Worst of all it's a Pegasus vehicle

>>149697007
>box truck
>top heavy

You don't say

Anybody want to join a lobby with two other people and take turns doing piracy prevention ?

>>149697390
As in taking turns doing nothing?

>>149696972
On PC, please responding.

>>149695496
>Neo-/gtag/

it has been like this since release (talking for pc)

Some people use them, some people don't, and some people don't use them and start being elitist and actually annoying about it (like you

and guess what, it will be always like this

>>149697692
yeah lol

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>>149697007
What the FUCK were you expecting?! I am a bit pissed they were too lazy to make a rockstar race locked to the vehicle. Put two and two together rockstar.

BTW guys, the phantom drives terrible. Slow acceleration, miserable top speed, and goes much slower when it's pulling a trailer.

>>149695496
Mate I don't think I'll ever own a non Pegasus armored vehicle, but even I can appreciate them. They have their uses, being a shitter is when you let their uses be your only options.

>parachute a bit too close to a building, it breaks
>"that's ok i bought a reserve"
>tumble onto my back, fall backwards

what a fucking waste of money. i guess if you're like me and fuck up the first time there's no point expecting the second time to be any better

>>149698278

>Defending shitterfags who use vehicles with good stats
>Not having 5 garages full of 50 stock Faggios because they're slow as frozen molasses and you are completely vulnerable riding them which makes you a mysterious badass

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>do a cool trick by mistake
>R* doesn't shill out the rp for a legitimate stunt

Shitters who force a race to 1st person perspective aren't fooling anyone

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The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, not a giant arc.

>open up the players tab
>almost puke at what some people consider "fashion"

Some people, it's obvious trash but you can tell when they're trying.

>>149699421
And yet you didn't gain anything from it.

>>149699421
>he doesn't know how physics work

ROFL

>>149699526
But I did. Look how far ahead the other cars were at first, and how close I was to them afterwords. I was also going faster than them after the jump, which helped me get ahead of the others later one.

>>149699206
Better fill out a ticket for that 20RP.

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>Buy crates
>It's 4 vans
>Check 3
>All wrong
>Last one doesn't show up on large compass
>Check map to find it
>It's in fucking Paleto Bay

>>149699746
Quick tip; Open the Interaction Menu and set way point to "Special Cargo" and it'll put a marker on the correct van.

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>>149700257

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>>149700257

>>149700593
Obligatory kys

>>149698419

Phantom is fun as fuck to drive nigger. Wish you could buy trucks and haul shit around. Basically play ATS/ETS in gta.

>>149700257

Fuck my ass, maybe I could have caught it while it was still in Grapeseed

>>149699421
>slamming into the ground at such an angle that you lose most of the speed from the ramp
>hitting that bump, and losing traction for over a second
>landing in the dirt, therefore losing more traction and speed
oh shit nigger what are you doing

so the clothing store has suspenders to buy, but I can't select them because I'm not wearing the correct outfit they go with. what fucking pants and shirt do I have to put on to get suspenders?

>>149702119
If female. Some ugly ass super high-waist pants.

>>149702248
>female
>in gta:o

Only trannies here anon

>>149702248
yes, female character
I assume I need the correct pants AND correct top
do you remember which?

>>149700257
you also dont have to go to any waypoints for the assassinations. Just open fire on the crowd with missiles.

>>149702119

What? What slot are they under?
I thought they only came with that one shirt from the hipster update.

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>>149700257

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On a scale of one to ten, How ugly am I?

>>149704287
Aurora shooter/10

>>149704287
>ginger
might as well kys yourself

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>>149704518
>>149704525
Good. I was going for the "creepy murderer" look.

>>149704626
Nothing creepy about a ginger.

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>>149704287
>dem fucking cheekbones

jesus

>>149704287
Your looks are trash. From your fashion lack of sense to whatever is going on in that caveman head.

>>149704747
well, no, not really. But the ugly face, the gross slicked back hair and the shitty clothes make him look like a criminal.

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>>149704287

>>149704287
>>149704626
MUMS GONNA FRIK

>>149704747
There is everything creepy about having no soul.

>>149705672
Not when you look as pathetic as a ginger.

What was added on this update besides the contender?

>>149706751
The shittiest stunt races so far, which is an impressive feat.

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>niggers join your comfy gtag lobby

GET THE GTFO OUT OF MY FUCKING SESSION, RANDS!!

>>149695496
>implying anyone gave shit about insurgents when gta 5 pc came out
nigga we had dedicated hydra squads that did absolutely nothing but hunt down armored kurumas. The insurgent was never really hated by the original /gtag/ but most of those people left and now the new wave of cancer is trying to talk shit about it.

>>149699421
you are better off just jumping off to the left at the beginning of the ramp and go down instantly. you then get top speed by the time you hit the land point and pass everyone else.

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>tfw crewkiller

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>>149708508
insurgents never got hate because theres no insurance shittery.

>>149710172
>poor_little_white_boy.webm

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>>>149661609

he lost 120,000 because he bet 10k on everybody but the guy who won

if everybody bet on one guy, they would all be in red betting

>when I'm in dead sessions, I bet 10k on myself and 100 on some shitter to activate the betting, and instead of winning 4k bet, it's 3,900

Anyone want to do the things for numero uno, i've got rally, gta race, parachuting, shooting range, arm wrestling, golf, tennis (MOST OF THEM) left because nobody ever wants to do any of this crap

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>>149711706
ill do a couple races with you

Spengu

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>>149691993
Anything with Sprunk livery you say?

>>149680689
>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
SC name: WarAppleasdf

>>149712990
Gotcha

Need 2 people for rally wins/wins as co-driver lemme know

>doing Fleeca setup
>random partner gets in the passenger seat first
>quite session
ehehehehe

Fuck that shit is tedious when you're grinding it

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lewd

>>149715769
i see a professional photographer in you

>>149715769
Suck my dick

>>149716124
Her dick is bigger than yours

>need to complete a tennis game
>find match
>dont hit anything back, do serves to let them win
>they leave

IS THERE NO PLEASING ANYONE GOD FUCKING FUCK

does anyone else occasionally have their icon start flashing on the map? same as the 'highlight player' flash, only that isn't the cause

>>149716690
I would leave too, that sounds boring.

>>149716797
the game will literally never end if you both try

If I host a PacStan Heist on hard, would anyone be interested in joining?

>>149716879
Are you stupid? Everybody makes mistakes eventually.

>>149716879
You should have at least pretended like you were trying. I'd leave too if someone didn't hit back

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>>149680689
>finally bought a kurumeme
>forgot how much i enjoyed it
bite me

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>none of my friends are online to play with when I get home
>check steam on phone, all are already offline

>>149717497
>giant, irremovable spoiler
Ew

>>149717638
>irremovable
r u retarrr?

>>149717686
No, but apparently you are.

>>149717497
>he didn't get the sultan

check out this kek

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>>149717638
>he doesn't like giant spoilers
go away

>>149717617
Scratch that, 3 just appeared online, I think steam had to update.

/Blog

>>149717846
>He likes giant spoilers
kys

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>>149717834
I literally have two sultans already, sir.

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>>149718042
>he doesn't like giant spoilers
you probably think this is an actual ferrari too.

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>>149717497
nothing wrong with owning an unarmored kuruma, would have ditched the limo tint if it were mine but everyone has different preferences :)

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>>149710172
Is there a way to make my Insurgent any worse?

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>>149718448
>no limo tint
>likes being spotted by the police

>>149718563
lime green wheels plus an orange neon
stop matching, it's not triggering enough

>>149718563
Put a wah-wah horn on it if you don't already have one

>>149718648
The plate says "KAWAII", since you can't see it.
Are the Dollar Sign wheels terrible enough?

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Dune dakar truck is super fun, even in the city. Protip, remove the front bumper somehow and it wheelies over EVERYTHING. I was doing jumps off of dubstas and other suvs, and bouncing over muscle cars like nothing. Thing is comedy gold.

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>>149718648
orange neon undercarriage lights, ofc.
>>149718740
I mean recolor them, they're fine as is. extra keks would be had with an Endo style wheel to trigger car autists like me.

>>>149716879
will join if you got people

>>149718889
>Endo style wheels
Define, please.

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>>149719010
under sports, tuner, and I think they may have one or two high end/SUV designs. The style name is always Endo 1.0 or 2.0 or some variation of that, play on Rotas, cheap ass showcar wheels for people who don't want to drop 12 grand on a set of Rays.

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Saying sorry to the Phantom.

>>149719971
Please show some decency, this is a blue board.

Worthless NEETs

>>149719971
SHOW HER THAT FAT COCK

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>>149719161
Is this bad enough?
>>149718739
I have the REEEEEEEEEEE horn.

>>149721739
"Ironic" shit is still shit.

>>149721820
But how else am I supposed to bully Kurumemes?

>>149721867
Not being as equally big of a faggot as they are would be a good start.

Someone suck my dick plz

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>>149721956
Now I am sad. I am going with chrome.

>>149722008
Sure, what's your SC?

>>149722062
stfupussy666

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>>149718825
fuck

>tfw you can finally wear the adidas Superstar equivalents in-game without looking like a retard
>R* for some reason doesn't let you change the color of socks, so you're stuck with WHITE HI-SOCKS

ROFL

>having fun, driving around
>some nigger with GM and exploding bullets blows me up
>check his stats
>K/D of over 8000, level 2000, clown face paint
Why do people like this still exist?

>>149722642
So you can truly look like the nigger you strive to be.

>>149723004
Let's not get started pal. I'm sure your character looks like he walked out of the Columbine massacre.

>>149723113
My character looks like he wipes his ass with $100 bills and can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. What of it, hoodrat?

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>>149683705

>>149723370
You and every other bland ass personality in this game does the same shit.

>>149723640
Stick to singleplayer and turn up NPC variety if the players you're encountering aren't living up to your barbie dreamhouse expectations, sweetheart.

>>149723932
Or be another suit. Read American Psycho, paints a pretty picture of the people that you seem to assimilate with, anonymous reject.

>>149724132
My god, you're very upset about virtual people running virtual organizations not dressing like they struggle to get virtual hot water.

>>149724442
You're very upset about how I'd like more variety in a game that strives to achieve it. Kys anytime.

Red pill me on the armored schafter

>>149724646
The V12 is great. Its windows are breakable, but it is better than a Kuruma because it has flaws.

>>149724646

its alright

>>149722946
it's usually kids who never played call of duty or had a legit k/d under 0.99

seeing people die in video games because of your actions releases a hormone stronger than most drugs, but does not last long

>there are more shitters that abuse their power, than those who use menus for good
>good players would rather not be associated with using a menu
>instead of blessing the power to others, they resort to degrading the quality of the current session
>just like real life
>the gubmint are skiddies

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Pigalle (Race Car) when?

>>149724620
Oh no, I've been meme'd. This 16 year old has put me in my place. :^)

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>>149683705

>>149724970
>focuses on one thing in an entire sentence he obviously can't refute
>hoho ill call him udnerage i got em for sure!!!

Any. Time.

>>149719161
>228000
Just quit the game already.. This isnt acceptable

>>149725267
Sorry, the rest of the time I could have spent greentexting individual parts of your post was spent cutting myself over this harsh beating you're delivering online. I'll try to put more effort into enforcing my anonymous superiority from now on - could you suggest any particularly dank memes to do so?

>>149725519
what's wrong with using the money earned in game to buy things?

>>149725795
You cant buy anything with that

>>149725795
there was nothing wrong with using legit money up until the 3 gotten gains update

>The DNC is getting better ratings and reviews than the RNC

Life is so depressing, thank god for the Faggio

>>149725615
a rope

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>>149717813
>he doesn't know how to glitch remove car parts

>>149727424
Doesn't work on the Kuruma.

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>>149727424
You can't get rid of the Kuruma's spoiler, even using the quick-switch glitch

>last slot in last garage
>buy vapid contender
>the center brake light is always on

i'm so triggered

>>149727189
>better reviews
what could merit a worse review than (((trump is hitler)))

there is almost no way trump doesn't become lord emperor, the media is desperately shilling shillary

>>149727189
Please stop trying to force political bullshit where it isn't relevant.

dift tampa in muscle class when?

>>149728059
/pol/ is warranted in gta

>governor race is between a condescending woman and a stuntman who wants to MAGA

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MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>149728059
>where it isn't relevant

Give me just 1 reason why it isn't relevant

>>149728393
Because this isn't /pol/, you spastic little child.

>>149728296
Then talk about Jock Cranley and the other one, not IRL politics you dumb shit.
>>149728393
It is not Grand Theft Auto, even with some random car name thrown in to try and make it relevant.

>>149718578
>likes being automatically pulled over by police for having illegal window tint

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>>149728530

>>149728679
This board is called video game generals. That means general discussion with video games thrown in

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>>149729114

>>149729114
No it doesn't mean that you absolute fucking idiot.

It's no wonder you're voting for Trump

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Post bad times

>>149729402
>failing series a
uninstall

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>>149729402

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More map when?

>>149729983

never

>>149729983
When GTA VI, or GTA:O II I should say, releases.

>>149729547
>at least 1 truck always catches on fire from bullets
>chase cars double team a truck and shotguns the driver

there is no excuse to fail the start of the defend warehouse part, but that section between the prison and the U Tool store is the hardest part of the mission

>>149729983
The map's big enough.
Any larger and it'd start to get annoying to drive around.

>>149730397
>>>OUT

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Fucking finally...

does the finale heist repeat glitch still work?

>Chiliad Stunt Race
>Random rocks clipping through the track
>Checkpoints are nonsensical, one pit and you go from first to 13th
>Every car spins out on every landing
>Some get stuck in the floor
>Half the racers started IN the mountain and had to teleport out

Wow, R* slow it down. We got plenty of those races to come when you release the content creator. We don't need you to make them.

>>149730397
>The map's big enough.

t. never goes further than LS customs and maze bank for PvPs

>>149730397
Then airplanes would get useful.

How can more space to drive your cars around be bad?

It is not like I expect them to actually give reasons to drive around the map. Like now, no reason to drive around.

>>149724759
Why would you want liveries? The REEEE and the new offroad trucks are the only cars that should have them

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>>149730028
>>149730237
>>149730397

>>149730480
Nigga I constantly forget there's more to the map than the city.
>The desert 3 times larger than Los Santos
You really don't need that at all nothing.

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>>149730798

>>149730668
racecar = faster
>>149730360
>at least 1 truck always catches on fire from bullets
shoot first u baddie

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>>149729983
muh dick

>we will never get alpha/beta stage servers dedicated to crowdfund NEETs into making the maps bigger

>>149730926
Just add this smug fucker's map already.

>>149730603
to keep from spinning out on pretty much every landing, just let go of the gas and steer gently instead of flooring it on the big jumps. Pretty sure I win stunt races sometimes just doing that.

>>149730896
>I constantly forget there's more to the map than the city.

nigga I hope you aren't talking about the copy/pasted hill format

>>149731390
Nigga you can find a ton of small places with more detail than they should have.
Like the fucking PaynSpray in Sandy Shores has a fully working interior with a working door to the office.

>>149731538
that's because you can buy that one in Singleplayer.

>Bill Clinton addressing the nation
>Hasn't mentioned his oral sex scandal

He would be crucified if his name was donald trump

>>149731359
Didn't need to care really. I won because 1st and 2nd got stuck in the floor. There's a lot of clipping issues in that thing. I don't know why they released it like that.

>>149732057
no need to be so anal about it.
Just a bit more oral will be fine.

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>>149730896
It's not about need it's about want
This is literally the only desert-y area that isn't a road. Compare it to SA and it's fucking laughable how boring the GTAV map is outside of the city.
Paleto bay is TWO STREETS AND A MAIN ROAD for fuck's sakes. My goddamn suburb is bigger than this 'small town'.
>>149731538
Beeker's garage, there's one in paleto too.
>>149732057
What does this have to do with Grand Theft Auto?

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>>149732057

>>149732057
No he wouldn't at all, in the slightest. Trump gets to curse and promote violence and nobody gives a shit.

Also how is that relevant at all to Hillary's campaign or this thread?

>>149732285
see
>>149729114

>>149732285
A lot of this.
The map is so horrible compressed.

When you look at GTA SA, the map might not be much bigger; but it was designed in a way that you felt you had a lot more of the same biome to work in.

>>149732581
see
>>149729269
>>149729270

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Post best/favorite landings?

I did this for peyote

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I can't be doing with this.

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>tfw you just find out about the paint glitch
>tfw you turn your regular old vapid contender into the F-150 RAPTOR

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149734225
>paint glitch
que

>>149734340
Pick color, change license plate, pick second.

>>149734594
thanks i think i understand what that last one meant

>>149734594
Huh?

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>2016
>still can't buy rings

>>149734806
Don't troll me

>>149734931
No, really, what the fuck are you talking about. You mean pearlescence on matte?

>>149735027
Yeah, but with the vapid contender, you can't choose a secondary paint color so whatever you combine it with, works.

>public solo session don't work anymore
>now forced to cooperate with literal monkeys
thanks rockstar

>>149735305
It does. I just got done running one.

>>149735384
Assuming you're on PC, how did you do it? None of the methods I've found work anymore.

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>>149735305
>>now forced to cooperate with literal monkeys

>>149735207
So it combines the two colors you pick? Does that work with other cars?

>>149735461
Wait for the servers to shit or keep going until you find a near empty one.

Muh Crates

>>149735568
It should. Though, I don't know what the difference would be if you had the option of a secondary color and also doing the glitch. Probably nothing.