Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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first for SWNL

quit this game

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>VG.R got stronger since they can play with Mikasa

>LGD is in the bottom 8 since they went from mediocre player to a terrible fucking player.

>>149674562
Sorry senpai

What happened to all the big name chink teams like DK,ehome,lgd,ig,vg?

>>149674670
>DK
Disbanded after their last big successful roster imploded in TI. Now only amateur team.

>EHOME
They're still a team you dumb fucking retard.

>LGD
Literally TI invite team.

>IG
Literally dog shit garbage team that imploded.

>VG
Burning's team is dog shit, Mikasa's team is good

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Hey guys,I've been living under a rock for the 2 past months

Is OD AKA best hero in the fucking game still viable?

>>149674427
how is this dota related>?

>>149674875
no

>>149674801
so literally only LGD is still relevant and only thanks to xiao8

nice

>>149675052
vg.r dude
you think having a standin is gonna make them worse?

>>149675103
yea since they lost their best player

>>149675238
chinese coaches and subs are crazy yo

>>149674912
the big guy is valve/icefraud (who we all know is dead)
the cauldron is gabe
the big golden throne is how much money they amassed with the game so far
the man getting eaten is reddit and their donations
the exploding ass represent their butthurt
the birds leaving from the guy's ass are shitters leaving to overwatch
the horrified man that has to watch this happening on the left is d2g

LGD ain't relevant since they are playing with a fucking Banana now.

Wings might or might not be relevant.

Nobody in American scene is relevant.

>>149675370
You're pretty accurate on the money aspect, the painting is the Garden of Earthly pleasures by Bosch, I would post it but the file size is too large and I don't to download it again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>149675370
>>149675762
Forgot to mention in the full painting there is guy shitting out money underneath the throne

>PR

>>149674661

>Banana
>A TI winner who used to play with xiao8
>A terrible player

Rusty at best

So where are the good bars in Seattle that people go to during the main event

Wheres arise?

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I've always wanted to be Lanaya's personal assistant. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and giving her a nice thorough massage, starting at her shoulders and making my way down to her soft, delicate feet. I know the other heroes would laugh at me, call me a bitch-boy, but I don't care. I would do anything for Lanaya. "All done, miss Lanaya." I say, smiling at my goddess as I kneel before her. "Is that a boner?" Lina asks. Auroth licks her lips, Lina giggles, and Mortred blurs. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Lanaya kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already given her a massage, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to massage her 'secret' as well. I pull down her panties and her long, feminine penis slaps against my face, surprisingly soft despite it's size, and she's only semi-erect. "Massage my penis, servant." she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Lanaya's cock forced into my mouth while she holds my nose with her hand. The smell and taste of her cock causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, servant, remove your clothes and bend over." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel extremely cold and vulnerable. All the girls around me have their eyes filled with a maddening lust. Lina and Mortred slowly approach me, grinning seductively and stripping off their clothing in the process. "No." Lanaya says, "He's mine.". It's only now that I realize she's still carrying her desolator, and I begin to pray to Selemene . She abuses my tight hole, her thrusting gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum as she cums inside of me, filling my ass with her seed. She pulls out of me, and slump down, quivering in pleasure. She leans down next to me, and whispers into my ear "The secret is out."

Why is evasive action such a shitty quest?
Axe blink call was hard, REALLY hard, but it was being done with a NOTAWFULL hero and you could still have some fun.

Puck and Brew are just BAD.

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>>149676867

>>149676867
At least write your own, this is just sad.

>>149676867
>templar assassin
>doesnt assassinate templars

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>dota 2 short film
>it has a techies mine reveal climax

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This bitch has a hotd manta BKB and is taking your base, what do you do?

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>>149677556
take her base instead

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>>149677478
>dota 2 short film
>they've just slapped the heroes voice lines on top and called it a day

3rd game international mmr

>pick axe, mark offlane
>they pick spec dazzle naix pudge riki
>our 5th pick is clock making me jungle against riki
>of course he fucks my jugnle up
>sup can't help me cause solo sup
>clock feeds spec and dazzle

great fucking game valve

>>149677556
just tp out

>>149677754
Uh huh, tell me more about how he took control of your hero and forced you to afk jungle

Why is Jakiro so underwhelming

>team picks their heroes
>can't execute them
>NP pick vs drow enigma
>pudge pick when i picked mirana
>fails to hook on arrowed opponents

jesus fucking christ.

>>149677754
it actually didn't i killed him a few times
but instead of me fucking up their spec i ended up having no levels

>about to pass TI5 prize pool
uh doturds, you told me this wouldn't happen???

>>149678290
meant for
>>149677913

>>149678360
everyone knew it will, only idiots thought it wouldn't
desu i thought it would be a bit higher

>>149678360
That weekend treasure pack sale really did wonders for the prizepool 2bh, did more than immortal 3 would've ever done

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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>>149676867
>Auroth licks her lips

>can't sell items why dead

why the FUCK not????????????????

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hello?

>>149680787
Are you baiting or are you actually so stupid you can't see how it could be abused?

>>149680787
to discourage noobs selling items to get bb

>>149680874
>unranked

>>149680874
>unranked
never post here again

>>149680787
>die 100 gold short of buyback
>sell item and buyback
gee I wonder

>>149680787
>about to die
>buy some random shit
>sell it right after you die
>don't lose gold

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>>149680874
> unranked

Is booby trapping the ancients with Chain Frost as Lich viable or just a meme strat?

>>149681665
Just wear blade mail

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That's it, I'm done

I'm selling all of my dotard shit and quitting the game

It isn't fun anymore and is getting increasingly stale

t. Nate

>>149681728
Why nate? :(

>>149681728
fuck you, go play lel then you fucking pussy

good riddance

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is this worth the 35 bucks???

>>149682063
>personal preference

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>Usually play supports since every game is filled with carries
>3 people random supports
>They fucking suck

this game

>>149682063
no_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>3,5k mmr
>can't even micro Visage
>5500th~ top brewmaster according to yasp
Nice game

>>149681821
Blatant forced 50, unported hero five years after release, normies all over the place and the quality of the game itself is going down with every single patch

See you in better games dotards :3

>>149682063
no

>play unranked a lot and get better at the game
>go up in hidden mmr
>play ranked
>win after win after win

Would that work?

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>>149682387
I feel you nate, i do ;_; But you cant just give up, you just cant let the game or the system win, you know? But anyway then..
Farewell and stay safe and cya around maybe!

>>149682350
that sounds about right sinc ei doubt that there are more than 6000 people who still play brewmaster

>>149682387
see you in a week furfaggot

>>149682525
no

>>149682748
why nawt

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>>149682387
>forced 50
I always enjoy this meme

>>149682387
>unported hero five years after release
we're still in beta you dipchit

honestly people who believe in forced50 should either shot themselves or like become monks or something. with that attidute they'll never achieve anything so they might as well quit life either by suicide or by becoming a chill ass tibetan ass kicker

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is it really wrong of me to scream at pudge for 5+ minutes near the end of the game on mic for hooking me out of chrono when i chrono'd ember

my logic being of course, why the fuck would you even try to hook ember out of chrono, he'll just remnant away, you can obviously only kill him inside chrono

i mean yes at that point i feel like it's absolutely fine to tell the person that they need to die in real life. how am i wrong?

video games are now trying to actively work against this kind of communication which means basically even video games are being taken away from people like me who absolutely hate all other people

>>149683006
truth

>>149683046
Wow I was going to write some motivational bullshit then I saw the nickname

shoot yourself

>>149683143
i don't need to be motivated i need people to not try to hook the #1 escape hero in dota the video game out of my FUCKING perfect chronosphere

I havent seen tiago in ages. Is he dead? Tell me he died please

>and Mortred blurs
top kek

>>149683046
>182 last hits
What is this garbage?

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Explain it forced 50 deniers

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>>149682820
>tfw you get to your all-time high, lose a couple matches , then proceed to feed / afk multiple games in a row
So glad I quit this game, my autism truly can't handle it anymore.

Also, is Dota 2 still worth watching?
When's the next TI starting?

>>149683535
better explain how a fat retard like mike got 7k

>>149683470
? 41 minute game. i played general and got my team to push consistently all game. no time to farm doctah jones

>>149683550
Next week
This meta is really fun to watch imo, be sure to tune in

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I've always wanted to be Harbinger's slave. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with him after a long battle and slowly polishing his obsidian body, starting at his head and making my way down to his short tail. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other male heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. He sits down and commands me to kneel down and clean his claws one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Sven says. Leviathan licks his lips, Yurnero giggles, and Abaddon glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Harbinger kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already polished his body, but after he gives me a look I realize that he wants me to clean his behind as well. I move behind him and gaze at his muscular ass, surprisingly soft despite him being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my ass, slave", he commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other guys. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Harbinger's butt forced into my mouth. The smell and taste of his sweaty ass causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, slave, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly Sven drags me over the fountain. Now I'm lying beneath Leviathan and Yurnero, who had both taken their clothes off, and were pressing their asses against my member. "No," Harbinger said, "He's mine." He astral-imprisons them and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that he's holding a Mystic Staff, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. His technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside his ass with the force of a hundred megacreeps. He gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure he gets his gear and begins to chuckle. "Your sanity, eclipsed."

Is it true that drow is now top pick? Whats the build and gameplay?

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>>149682604
But I win by not playing it

Because I can play better, more fun things :3

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LMAO WHO'S THE ONE EDITING MY PASTA
r8 my shitposting station pls

Is TA just a bad hero if you don't snowball hard enough to 2 shot the entire enemy team?

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I miss the days of my 55% win rate...Why have players only gotten stupider over time never knowing how to pick heros?

>international ranked game 4
>have non brain dead team
>stomp the lane, help team stomp the game win ez

>>149684063
that is the most autistic thing I've ever seen in my life dude. computer autism is still autism

>>149683986
Like what? What you gonna play? Dont tell me overwatch please..

lpq PA game
what build

>>149684603
5 battlefuries and whatever boots you want

what if echo sabre carry Lord of Avernus

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>>149684675
this

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Presenting to you another

PSG webm

special edition

whats the best build for the Legends of Dota arcade mode?

>>149684805
>morphling diving tower while changing all his str into agi and literally dying of it and nothing else

Dude

at least pretend youre not playing with 10 iq shitters

>>149684603
phase boots
wand
raindrops
echo saber
->
assault cuirass
bkb
abyssal

>>149684805
>2k unranked edition
yeah go fuck urself and never post here again

>>149684965
did you read the filename

>>149685026
i went to 3.4k ranked with that game senpai

>>149685094
>did you read the filename
That doesnt even matter retard, if you show yourself playing with literal apes than means youre a literal ape yourself.

All youre showing with that webm is "look how bad I am"

>>149684805
rofl what kind of fucking trashcan do you have to be to lose against those """people"""

>>149685392
won the game
>>149685262
its significantly higher MMR than the dota 2 player base average D: D: D: DD: D:

that morphling was fucking hilarious tho that's why i made the webm, can't you just laugh at it instead of getting mad holy shit

>>149685513
Even getting to play against them shows how fucking bad you are
but you're well aware of that and are just baiting for replies

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>>149685695
oh no i'm bad :(((
yes i'm "baiting" for replies that's why you're incessantly dickriding and replying nonstop

just stop thx

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Does joindota studio still exist?

haven't seen a stream like this in ages

immortals 3 FUCKING WHEN

NO SCHEDULE

NO TALENT LIST

NO NOTHING

WHY IS VULVA SO FUCKING LAZY AND JEW RERREEEEEEEEEeeeeEE

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can you do this in dota?

>>149685923
the jews killed it with their greed

>>149686062
Tonight

>>149686113
pre-nerf Storm Spirit

>>149686062
>I have nothing to complain about damn better complain about how I have nothing to complain about
the real question, why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>149686113
damn she'll have no knees in 5 years

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>>149686113
can you do this outside dota?

>>149684070
respond

>>149686325
>25.webm

>>149684394
Of course not Overpoop

Good games

>>149686440
no, you're bad at TA if you can't snowball hard enough to 2 shot the entire enemy team

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can you do this in dota?

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>>149686823
>not posting the best one

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>>149676617
Banana hasn't been good since winning TI. Did you see him at the Frankfurt Major? His play was awful. To be fair, Mu was even worse and he got good again, so maybe Banana's improved, but he also hasn't been playing on a competitive level so who knows.

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>>149686563
apologize

>>149686987
>This is what Furries actually want to believe.

>>149687138
>normal skill low priority

>>149683535
he plays a LOT

>>149687272
APOLOGIZE

>>149684675
>>149685003
some dude on my team DC'd at 10 minutes
cool game

>>149682063
it looks good
but no

>>149687450
and now it's time for some dusa jungle action

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I hope we can do this in dota when the vibe gets more popular/cheaper

>>149683046
>is it okay
who cares
>will it make me lose more games over time
yes
but that question can also be answered with: who cares

>>149686532
Good boy

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>>149687605
What a time to be alive

>>149686987
delete this

>>149687280
He's still on a team, so ya, I miss when I had time to play that much

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What emotions are they trying to convey?

>3 games in a row in LPQ
>every fucking time the 10 minutes leaver is on my side
what an interesting system

>>149688532
>complaining about lpq

literally the only fun thing to do in dota

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>>149682063
The only arcana that was worth its price was manifold paradox because FREE SETS and an actually fun event with it

>player behavior score
>8098
>still gets matched with the scum of the earth

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>mfw i snipe ixmike and he ends up on my team

No ill-tempered posts below this line.

________________________________________

>Buy all wards, and courier/upgrade
>Save us from a team wipe twice with guardian angel and constant clutch heals
>not a single gj or thanks

Why is support such a shitty position?

>>149688990
>fishing for compliments in a videogame

Who /GGrandMasters/ here
I hope Vega doesn't lose 3-0

>>149689080
I don't play support to get compliments. But when people congratulate others for taking down T1 towers but not me for saving their asses, it gets a little frusturating

>game 5 international ranked
>me as zeus mid against pa
>my mirana comes 2 times mid to gank pa, due to some insane rng pa gets 1st blood on me, then kills mirana 2 times
>im lvl 5 , pa is lvl 7, gets 2 more kills on me
>me 0 5 , pa gets like 12 0
>my ursa has 1500ms ping, 40mins blink vlads and not completed bkb
>i recovered but didn't have meat in front of me to dish out dmg

meh, not so mad about this lose, at least i also fed

JUST TP IN

DAZZUL
A
Z
Z
U
L

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>All the good players can't get VISA's.

>>149689906
>pick a shit mid who can't do anything besides hit creeps until he gets level 7
>lose

Guys?

>>149689768
You seem to care, which is retarded.

>>149690001
on my behalf, everyone from my team cried for me to pick zeus cause they got omni and we need magic dmg

didn't play him in a while , so i thought whatever

Who are the meta mid heroes right now?

>>149685003
>all those no damage items
proper build is SnY deso/skadi mkb

>>149690378
Shadow fiend, bloodseeker, doom, NP, clockwerk

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>>149689926

>>149689926
ppd really outdid himself this time

is the mana burn on ranged necro creep auto cast on heroes ?

>>149690559
subtle meme

>>149689926
pretty sure EG doesn't need a visa

>>149689926
I didn't realize universe, fear, sumail, and PPD needed visas

>>149690991
>>149691058
>lost to FRIENDS.

>>149690929
no

>>149691058
>>149690991
f i f t e e n

>>149691115
>h0neylans

>>149691115
>>149691281
honeypot

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>>149690929
how could that even be done
or do you mean the orb mana steal? thats only on warrior

>>149691313
if they were good players they wouldn't have lost

>>149691354
if only reddit bans included 4chan

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how can valve be so jewish?

the battlecup tickets don't even go towards TI

>>149691483
hurdurr so clever m8

8/8

Faggot

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which riki set is this

>>149691694
dont you ever reply to me ever again

>>149691805
KEK

why do people think EE and bulba are mad at each other

>>149692207
prob cuz they're retards

>>149684063
10/10

>>149691765
If you thought that was riki for even just a millisecond, off yourself honestly. Free the society of your burden.

>>149692795
i thought it was dragon knight actually

>play better than enemy in LPQ
>however two faggots decided to feed early game and gave them 40 easy kills
>they can just all in on rax
whew

>>149693068
>dragon knight
>hood
??

>>149690237
>hurrr stop caring about things

How could I not care about a game I'm putting time into?

>>149693579
People's compliments isn't the fucking game lmao.

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>it's going to be IO vs Jugg for arcana

>IO will win and get a recolor kit for him

what a waste

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>>149693760
I'm not voting for wisp, but provided he wins, i think a really neat idea would be to turn him into a fourth dimensional cube like pic related, just on a must faster more flowing scale.

That being said i hope he fuckin' loses to jug, but he's definitely gonna beat slark.

QUICK
POST *THAT* SHORT VIDEO ENTRY

>>149694249
https://youtu.be/ct9wftPqXtU
Hello, Reddit :^)

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>>149694249

>>149694249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ErcDhI5WJU

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>>149694249

>>149694865
but jakiro dont has ult in lane

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>>149694249

>>149695012
Fine laning against batrider fuck off

I'm a pharmaceutical chemist at Cornell and i may have just discovered a

>>149695239
xd if u dont reply to dis ur mum wil die in er slip tonite

viper LPQ game
what build

>>149695806
no boots rapier

>>149695583
i hope she's in jail forever

>>149695967
Not likely considering she is a woman. She would get a much lesser sentence.

>>149695806
fuck the aghs build, it's lpq
aquila
treads
wand
raindrops
maelstorm
->
assault/sny
skadi
daedalus
heart

>>149695583
>it's a nigger
how _entirely_ unexpected

>Asa Butterfield is going to be at the next town

LOL

http://www.thetown.gg/

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>>149695583
>mfw bugs and small vermin takes better care of their young then most niggers

>>149695806
phase
shadowblade
dragon lance
sny
hurricane pike

>>149696882
dam I hope grant films him fucking her this time

>game 6 international ranked
>enemy team goes hard with trilane on me off
>our dusa ff cause of it
>mid is doing ok, gank mid once, our mid from that point snowballs
>stomp

>>149697063
whats the point of rushing a hurricane pike?

>>149697231
fun?

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>>149697192
oh lmao i thought u were talking about asia amore by making fun of her name or something

literally who is asa butterfield

>>149697323
force staff is only fun when you can force people onto you

>>149697375
you got more pics of her?

>>149697375
The kid from hugo

>clinkz orchids tide and then focuses him

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>be psg
>play with europeans
>stop them from relentlessly feeding early to aggressive ganky enemy heroes
>masterful disruptor play results in several complete teamwipes
>effectively carry the team with my mind despite having very little economical impact
>this was a 4.1k average game over 1200 mmr over my party mmr

positive. mental. attitude.

>>149681136
>>149681159
>>149681580

It's NORMAL you asbergs
newfags get out REEEEEEEEEEEE

>Less than $10k away from beating last year's prize pool

I literally want to see what the "????" is, possible underlord
item?

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>>149698056
you've gotta be orKIDDing me!

>>149698540
that's not even a pun, tide isn't an orca

Do you even read the lore?

>>149698636
Are you retarded? H is making a play on the the pronunciation of orchid.

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>>149676867
>Mortred blurs

>>149698507
>yfw its battlecup tickets :^)

>>149698540
Orcoodious!

>>149698285
ooga booga

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>tfw playing against dendi

http://www.thetown.gg/

ASA BUTTERFIELD GUYS!

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>>149698507
Not even Valve knows

>>149699346
how much of an autist do you have to be to watch this ?

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>>149699490
We all play Dota.

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REMINDER

weaver > slark

if you don't want weaver to fuck you, then your gay

>>149699550
At least some. The rest spend hours looking at a thread where people may or may not discuss dota.

waga showing off how broken morph aghs can be
pretty much arc warden 0.9

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>tfw not dropping hatchet for lasthits under tower is the only thing keeping me from 6k

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How the fuck is Arc Warden balanced.

This dude on my team shit stomped a tinker with just a midas.

Is this hero even balanced properly

>>149699346

>THE TOWN IS BACK TO MAKE THE WAIT FOR TI SHORTER

FUCK YES BASED OUREST JEW SAVING THE DAY AGAIN

>LD
>FLY
>JESUS

WHY ARE JEWS SO FUCKING BASED??

>>149699749
yea no

he's playing him completely wrong

if your gonna play utility morph theres no reason to try to play core morph

he could have a blademail mek pipe etc instead of a fucking yasha, as if his rightclick damage is going to be relevant

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abyssal pit lord when

>>149699929
charlie is not a jew

>>149699929
>Make the wait for TI shorter
>From August 19th to the 21st

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''us pubs best pubs'' - dendi

>>149699885
>tinker
>suriving anything
the only thing tinker is good at is farm vacuuming

>>149700127
>dendi
>6.7k
nah

>>149699967
Woah

>>149700127
euros once again proving that 7K EU = 6k na

>>149700179
He is 6.7k

>>149676867
she has trap

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>>149700096
>charlie is not a jew

>>149700125

well fuck

thanks for ruining my day

>>149700127
>dendi copying the patented 2k peruvian LC build
what has dota become

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Who is the Fox of Dota 2?

>>149700491
pudge

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>supports want to 5-man smoke gank
>tell them I'm 200g from my next big item and to wait
>they go without me
>wipe 4v4 without getting a single kill
>pingspam
>it keeps happening
>"we would have won if our carry didn't afk farm the whole game"

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>>149700491

>vegeta = invoker
>cell = rubick
>buu = pudge

who are goku and freezer?

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>Oh look there's this cutie girl playing the game of dota 2 on the twitch TV

Let's go see whats up perhaps she's not even that bad

all right

>PRIBYAT KHARASHO

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME DOTARDS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

DRUNKARD RUSSKIS GET CUTIE PI 3.14 GIRLS LIKE THESE BYU THE FUCKING SHOVELS THAT ARE CUTE NICE AND SLIM

WHILE THE WEST GET EITHER A RAGING FULL SJW LAWN MOWING BROWN DYKE, A FAT COW UP THERE ONLY FOR THE LIPIDIC TITS WOMANLET OR A GIANT HORSE FACED GIANTESS FREAK

WHERE IN THE FUCK DID THE WEST GO SO WRONG

>>149700697
That's when you scream out your lungs like a maniac for them to wait. Otherwise people won't listen.

>>149700710
>>149700491
Who is the main character of dota?

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Ok /d2g/ real talk now. How do I get in Ephey's panties

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>>149700828

RTZ

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>>149700491
me

>>149700810
Am i supposed to know what PRIBYAT KHARASHO means?

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>>149696137
>>149696913
>quick google, literally one click on the google image button
>its a poo in the loo
politically incorrect indeed

>>149700810
>want to watch twitch girl streamers
>not because they're good
>not because they're funny
>not because they're entertaining
>because they're slightly attractive

but wait, why would you ever unmute these streams? what difference does it make if she's speaking nonsense or russian?

>>149700916
what a qtie

>>149700697
>sven asks me to join t1 safelane fights as timber and leave the midas void farm in peace
>tell him i will buy him space from hardlane
>polarize 3 - 4 people top all the time
>bait out ultis like theres no tomorrow
>40 minutes later sven is 6 slotted
>he's still mad I didnt tp on the diving axe at 6 min and wanted to farm bloodstone first with the match up I had
>report timber noob ctmr

>>149695583
Did he died?

>>149701040
brown on brown, whats the difference

>>149700828
invoker

>>149700916
wheres teh fucking sound
is she lesbian

>>149700491
invoker, duh

>>149700916
Have 7k mmr and hit on her. That's literally what it takes to fuck a slavic girl.

>>149701243
All women are lesbian Anon
They only pretend to want cock because free money from thirsty betards

>>149699724
anyone have that copypasta where nyx fucks weaver or someone

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>>149700810
She is kinda hot ye, Ukranian girls tend to be extremely sexy

There is a plenty hotties in the West though senpai, you should probably try washing your head

t. slav

>game 7 intenrational ranked
>my team consisting of players of great intelligence picked zeus mid and storm carry, against a fucking huskar
>my bristle lost offlane to solo slark so fucking hard
>me and ogre getting tons of kills, creating so much space until a point came when our team realized we have no carries

and i had a fucking great game with AA, but no, storm will carry us np

jesus fucking christ this international ranked is a fucking cancer i just want to be done with it

>>149701349
ephey is arab american my dude

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>io is leading against slark
You know who's to blame here right.

>retard on my team has a script that casts a voice message about runes every 2 minutes
lmfao

>>149701616
still loose

>>149699346
whos the twink qt

>>149701353

THIS IS WHAT VIRGINS ACTUALLY BELIEVE TO FEEL BETTER WITH THEMSELVES

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

>>149701646
>blame
strange way to spell "praise"

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>>149701173
Meme accuracy

>>149701805
virgins in d2g context is "streamcucks"
i have hunch that most people in here that actually play the game are normal, functioning human beings

>>149701614
>my bristle lost offlane to solo slark so fucking hard
Well if their slark is not afk that's basically what's bound to happen

>>149700810

> mfw live in euwest and have hot russian gf

step up doturd

>>149701646
>You know who's to blame here right.

Democracy. If I learned something from internet and hearing the opinions of people is that democracy shouldn't exist. Never let people take decisions.

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>>149701805
>>149701932
>being this triggered

Doing it with fat desperate chicks doesn't count as actual sex guys

>>149697375
Ender from Ender's Game

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>tfw you've been playing dota for 2 years and you just now found out about attack move and switching tower aggro

Yo guys havent played/followed dota 2 for a year now. I remember how pissed off the
TI5 meta made me because spamming gyro/leshrac every match made it so boring.
Whats the meta now ? What heroes are almost always in pubs and pro games ?

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R8.

>>149702683
-Random unless it is techis or sniper

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>>149702806
get good

>>149702683
Phantom lancer

>>149702683
this patch is actually decent so there aren't OP heroes like OD, lesh, etc used to be. You can do well with most of the carries if you're good enough.
offlane: Void, tide, dark seer, beastmaster is the most scarce lane

>>149702683
timber
invoker
slark

>>149702914
Teach me.

>enigma """""rushes""""" blink
>lose 2 rax by the time he has it
nice

>>149702989
One thing i kinda dislike is the void offlane. What do you buy on him ? I miss/loved void safelane carry

>>149702806
based
>get reported shitfuck ton of times
>never muted

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You know the drill

>>149703208
axe

release the immortals valve

>>149703208
ember spirit

>>149703208
bristleback

>>149700491
Invoker clearly, he's always relevant to the meta

>>149695443

>>149703116
void can safelane, pros build do the manta/diff build, but d2g disapproves.
as void offlane I build
iron talon
aquila
treads
maelstorm
->
diff
utility items (vlads, aghs, refresher, etc)

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>>149703252
they're rummaging through the 'unused assets' network drive as we speak Anon

>>149703252
only when we overtake TI5

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>>149702557
I am absolutely sure both of those things were either in the tutorial or a loading screen tip

>>149703252
They were player based items anon.
With this Visa Issues, they are are waiting for all the players.

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>>149703246
>>149703253
>>149703286

>>149703208
If its any int hero i swear to christ ill ban you

>>149703546
viable reported

>>149703372
i remember back when void offlane was viable but much rarer than safelane (universe would do it often back then i remember)
guess its the opposite now , thx m8

>>149703116
Void is an interesting offlane.
He can trade rightclicks extremely well, so most of the time I will go for pms+tango into treads situationally wand, vlads/echo depending on how wether I have the freefarm on lane to get echo and then whatever is needed, diffu manta if I want damage, blink aghs if we need a setup machine.
Also If you get a really ugly lane i.e. trilanes or huskar/ursa I just say fuck it buy iron talon and farm the jungle

Why does Lotus Orb exist?

>>149703673
his skills were reworked, you'll need to read them, mb watch a game
u're welcome

>>149703705
Because the world needed a not shit item that can dispel silences

Didnt play in a month.
Whats the latest meme?

>>149703705
so even lesser magi can feel like grand magus

alright so do NOT pick offlane QoP against a LC
do NOT

Alright so good thing that theres no OP hero spam meta like a year ago. Thank god
Anything about the item meta ? I can deal with new heroes and reworks but new items always annoy me.
>>149703782
ye saw it n tested it when it came out, makes sense more as an offlane still nostalgia for me yknow

>>149703910
>do NOT pick offlane QoP

ftf--wait a second

>do NOT pick QoP

Ah there we go much better

>>149703884
shadow demon

>>149704068
sorry redditbro but i like to pick fun things in my 4k matches

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why aren't you picking up your FREE mmr with PUGAN, d2g?
>is skaleton
>run the fast
>beat legion on other team, beat team with legion on ur team
>is a little b oy

>>149703884
First pick Drow
Mid wizard Mirana

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>>149703546
>downgrading your 117 mana/s item to a 12 mana/s item while paying 4k gold for this privilege

>>149695443
gfd

>>149704231
it also lets you kill yourself though

>>149704231
whats stopping you from getting another soul ring?

>>149704167
>fun

What did he mean by this?

>>149704197
>First pick Drow
HOW CAN THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT