/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

sup lads haha

haha nothing

5 (FIVE) days until lounge betting goes down

>>149598391
>doubting our guys
haha

sup bros got a headshooty with an ak lol

hey ;))

>>149598391
taking my last chances to make some them easy skines on godsent then lads

8th for anime isnt real lmao

9th for this won't reach bump limit for another 2 days

>>149599248
hey are you an anime do you have any anime cheats thanks dude

>>149599745
sounds like a challenge lol

>join css server
>some guy called beldar conehead is playing
>apparently he's a popular youtuber with 10 mil subs
>can't find is channel
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Nerf28462/

literally who

wish hazed was my bf. he is so sugoi

Nova 3 here.

How do I git gud.

So I figuredd out the OP skins thing. If you add 25, they dont do any checks, but above that they ask for info. Gay af. adding 2 25s.

>>149601406
learn how to win rounds and kill people before they kill you

Let me tell you a story. About 4 years ago I fell in love with a beautiful girl. She was smart, quirky, well read, home schooled, and so gorgeous I would burn nations for her. I loved her. And for 3 years we lived together. We had arguments, not gonna lie. But things were storybook. She could cook, clean, she had a job, I was working making good money. Owned a condo, etc. It was real nice. I played a lot of Counter Strike in my down time. I ended up going gold. Maybe not super good but something I could brag to my friends about. Dick measuring and so forth. I ended up getting hurt at work and long story short I was unable to provide. The day after my surgery she left me. I was on the bed. The same bed we slept together. The same bed we shared whispered thoughts to each other. The same bed she gave herself to me. I was honoured and humbled. She, a goddess, pure white skin, dark flowing hair like a merlot. Her canines a bit crooked, so when she laughed it made her just adorable. Small supple breasts, and her ass was just...damn. I was on the bed and she said,
"I am leaving."
I asked why and she said things but I was on so many drugs it didn't matter. She left me, and I had no choice. I had to get good at Counter Strike. So help me brothers. Help me get good.

>>149602089
who care...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPw3kdbJBIM
>thorin's vid about a player
>only 13min
SK wins = scripted show, literally confirmed

>>149602089
Is this a remix of just a friend by biz?

>>149602508
>>149602663
These are facts and I can tell you more if you are interested. That being said, my name is "I smoke meth." on steam and add me. Just want to focus on myself and that means Counter Strike.

>>149603098
you want everyone to focus on yourself
fag

>>149603098
hes just a friend? cmooon

grats to our boy :3c mikes for getting on penta!

>>149603771
lichurally who

>>149603314
Ahhhh touche. You are right. I wish others to pity me. But, honest company with a shared focus on popping domes is welcome company, is it not?
>>149603546
I have no clue what you are referring too. You want more. I'll make a lobby and tell you boys the story. Tonight, on New Hampshire Chronicle. My steam name is "I smoke meth." Add me and we can get a game going.

>>149604171
you got what i need but you say hea just a friend you say hes just a friend oh baby you

>>149604473
Nigga do you wanna play CS or be a bitch. I'm the one who is weak here...

some real high quality cs going on here godsent

can I get a 1G in the thread?

godsent is choking

They should just reduce the map pool to Cobble and Train.

>>149605947
Hahahahahahahaha.

If Valve even came to 4chan...

>>149606682
>namefag
>haha(cont.)
>ellipsis
Hello Reddo

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Is it just me or are there more kids in this game than before?
I feel like all of this shit on youtube like unboxing videos and commentary channels are bringing in kids that are just ruining this game. I find myself muting my team when I solo queue more and more often

>>149607189
Nigga solo with me right now. I dont have anything going on...Please...

>>149607189

there have literally always been kids in counterstrike

I started playing when I was 14 back in 2005

>>149607189
No, you just got older.

>>149607189
It's not 2013 anymore. This has been the case ever since the game had over 100k players, now with 10x that children are the average csgo player

wait summit go fucking swatted in park while he was playing pokemon go

can i get some 1g's up in the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0u0qRku9os

>betting sites using vote manipulation to advertise on the workshop, downvoting actual submissions.

Yet another fucking retarded practice coming from gambling sites, so glad these fuckers are getting btfo now.

>>149608963

I asked for some 1gs while it was happening and nobody gave me any senpai >>149605553

>>149608963
This version's better

start at 0:30

>>149608963
another publicity stunt from a deranged attention whore

>>149609597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PLGk7Jdg3c

>>149609650

lmao'ing@ur lyfe

is summit1g our guy?

>>149610219
yes

1g

I keep giving people my real steam name and no one has even added me. Makes one think that others are cowards. I don't think I am better than any man here, but no one wants to que...

My name is "I smoke meth." Add me and we will play. I have nothing to hide. I am hammered and heart broken. And I wanna blast some fools.

>>149610553
who care...

>>149610615
Do you wanna actually play CS? This is the CS general thread is it not? Then lets play some CS. "I smoke meth." Add me. I am online and ready. Anything else is shit posting at this time. Do we wanna actually play, or diddle dicks under the bleachers?

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>>149611684
is this you? if this is you, I don't want to be involved with you in anyway, faggot.

>>149610553
i would play with you but im from EU, lad

>>149611893
This is the deepest anyong got before figuring out he's a faggot. Gj

>>149612268
I had a feeling that he was a faggot before seeing his profile t\b\h

>>149612409
Sure dude sure. Maybe you're just slow

>>149612768
:(

is anyone here from EU? we can make some gathers so we are not so dead. could be fun

>>149613337
no one will ever want to gather with you

>>149613676
that's mean

Why is Godsent so bad?

>>149613804
someone had to say it

>>149613337
im not from EU but I can play with 300ms and still topfrag

>>149613804
Gather my balls in your mouth

How full of yourself do you have to be to call yourself GOD? They play like shit too.

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>>149614640

>>149612268
>>149612409
That is indeed me! But your the one who wont add me and play. Come on, what are you afraid of? Getting your shit pushed in? Or just people in general?

>>149617867
kys loser

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Alright, well I am going to go ahead and start playing Counter Strike. Since it is clearly all talk and no game here, I will solo. No one wants to team up or anything? Such weakness...

> >149618295
why would anyone ever want to spend time with you? all you've done is show you're someone who is self-centered, immature, and has an unattractive personality.

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>>149598043
Anyone else solely playing this game to make other people as angry as possible?

Who is that ugly person in the OP

>>149601406
Try to be less shit.
Seriously, i ranked up to LE from mg1 in a month just by not doing stupid shit and playing some deathmatch.
Think about why you died and how you could have done better.

Also
>tfw i thougth LE would be high tier but everyone (including myself) still plays like shit all the time

When does it stop?

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>>149618681
ye

>>149618681
me to be honest

>>149619443
What did you do?

>>149619815
solely playing this game to make other people as angry as possible is what he did

>>149619815
won a 1v3 but didn't defuse, team killed them as much as possible and insulted them.

>>149620001
>team killing
that's going to far to be honest

>>149620110
yeah no it isn't to be honest

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>>149620110

>>149620203
griefing is more enjoyable if you can't get punished for it to be honest

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlYRB9YJIS8&feature=youtu.be

>>149620308
I never exceed the team damage or team killing limit and I don't really care about griefing bans because I have 7 unbanned account atm

>>149620985
same dude btw are you an anime cheater do you have any anime cheats thanks dude

>>149621281
stop stealing my meme

i played with my friend who cheats today

we played against another cheater but we won in the end

guess what avatar he had

u guessed right

>>149621710
Hey just because I gave you the right to use it doesn't mean it's yours

>>149622196
its better when i say it

>>149622119
Yeah it improves my posture so much and keeps me way more focused and my reactions also seem waaay better.
Also really great to use in the gym to keep tight on squats and deadlifts.

>>149622362
fine you're now the co-owner of that meme

>>149621281
https://mega.nz/#!I8YCXDTC!iMJZhjSB55GAipHfx5hzT5de1n63rp4vfspj0G_GkPQ

>>149622430
thanks friend

>>149622627
uhh i clicked on this and then it said that my files were encrypted and i need to pay 20 btc to get the key wtf/?? can somebody help?//

>>149622802
pay the 20 btc?????

>>149622627
is real anime????

>>149622894
ye ;))

>>149622843
im poor i recently immigrated from somalia and i really cant afford to pay that much

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This man saved NA CS.

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>>149623081

>>149622119
I would all the time if I could sadly I can't due to constant hemorrhoids

>>149623159
>tfw Hiko didn't get to eat it

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>>149623290
so sad

>>149623159
Someday he will eat it. I believe.

>>149622627
I forwarded this to r/globaloffensive, enjoy the vac ban

>>149623491
oh no :~(

how much does hiko weigh?

>>149623556
While you enjoy the ban just know that I'll be enjoying the upvotes.

K thanks bye

>>149623602
almost as much as you

Anybody watching this world championship shit?

>dominicans in charge of vidya

my hips dont lie

>>149623635
hey my fellow redditor leave me some upvotes too i need le karma

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>>149623858
:3

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Obligatory.

>tfw no csgog house

>>149625489
>he wasnt invited

>>149625626
uh, you don't get to bring friends

NEW LEAFY VIDEO: THE GREENEST HATTER IN MY PANTS

NEW LEAFY VIDEO: THE TASTIEST GRANMA IN EUROPE

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>More people are watching the DNC than CSGO
LUL

>>149626286
csgog more like deadgameg

NEW LEAFY VIDEO: THE MOST INSANE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT OF ALL TIME

>>149626286
>tfw overwatch literally killed this game

NEW LEADY VIDEO: THE BLACKEST MASSEUR RAPED MY EARS

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>>149626163
>>149626281
>>149626397

>>149626286
I love how twitch advertises itself as a gaming site but pretends they don't whenever they have a chance to stream anything else that will get a lot of viewers

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>>149624758
FAVELAS BTFO ONCE MORE

yo magog what type of porn should I have a wank too tonight desu I feel like having one but can't really think of what to go for :/ hit me up with some top notch stuff kk

>it's a "my entire team is using only deagle and refuses to drop anything with the $16k they have saved up from missing headshots and dying every round" episode

>>149627118
hentai

>>149627221
never watched that episode

>>149627221
can't say i've ever seen that

i have seen the episode where your teammates have $2k and buy armor + elites on ct nuke though

>flusha doesn't toggle

>>149627574
Why are you quoting me

I am Thorin, mastermind behind "Thorin's Thoughts", star of analysis desks and esports historian for 15 years. AMA

>>149628635
How much

>>149628635
do you like anime?

>enemy team keeps pushing like retards and you don't know how to counter it because you're to used to people playing like normal people

>>149628635
do you think I'll perform well in the next major, in light of my weak showing at esl?

>>149629272
pm me

>>149629227
Just buy a p90 :^)

what anime should I watch this season?

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>be stoner
>play comp after toking, do well usually
>play sober
>suddenly win 6 in a row dropping 4 30 bombs

>>149629369
.sent ;)

>>149629227
>I don't know how to use grenades

>>149629227
are you a nova? molotovs, flashes, and a good awp player shot stop it in it's tracks.

>>149629435
try out ones you seem interested in and go from there
im watching Mob, 91 Days, Battery, Taboo Tatoo, both Dangons, Days, and new game

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Is skadoodle lucky to have her?

>saturday is the last day of eleague
already??????

>>149626286
I will never understand the popularity of Mobas. Watching gameplay for more than 5 seconds puts me right to sleep.

Christ.

>>149630673
It's about fucking time. They made the league boring and worthless by having so many shitty fucking NA teams.

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>>149630538

>>149631048
>>149630538
looks like im going to be sending her dick pics on snapchat brb

>>149631120
>this is how delusional video game nerds think you get girls to like you

Stephanie "missharvey" Harvey

>>149631709
>cum on a picture of her and tweet it to her
>forget about it for a couple months
>come back to it
>You have been blocked

At least she saw it :(

>>149631793
>this is how delusional video game nerds think you get girls to like you

>lose because I have 2 teammates that sit back and bait everybody else and then save whenever bomb is planted

whats worse?

losing 16-0

or

surrendering the match

>cant aim
>still buy deagle always

:D

how does tarik have 5k views nigga is garbage

can soemone explain to me how the fuck tec 9 is balanced in any way

i literally wish i was sean gares

>>149636890
I literally wish I was fodder

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How do you deal with team switchers who join the winning team in casual?

>>149637669
Casual (the democratic party) is a joke, I support mm ( the republican party)

>>149638259
no one cares who you support nerd

>>149638359
Jokes on you I just got an email from pizza hut asking for my feedback
Guess who's getting a free side next order :^)

>7 losses in a row of everyone on my team throwing
>derank because of this
>this is prime mm as well
Why do I even SoloQ

>>149639240

stop being shit retard
>blames team
>loses all day every day

kek
how to stop a trash player

>>149639427
Can't win when you can't plant the bomb due to retards throwing out of map or tk'ing you when you're trying to defuse

that sia album is good for dm

>>149639223
wow thats funny because i got that same email today

>>149639513

>that happens every game

keep blaming everyone else shitter

i'm sure you are actually global elite but shit teams are keeping you down ;^)

>>149639240
i soloqueued twice earlier and lost 16-0 first game bc 3 people tking each other. second one a guy was afk half the game. normally i have at least 1 person queue with me but decided to see if soloing would be a good idea.

>>149639651
Not every game but the other games are just filled with people afk in spawn spinning and they're Q'ed together so can't kick them

>>149640526
Solo que your way outta silver/nova

you can do it

>>149634139
losing 16-0
it means you tried, and didn't even get 1 round wasting near 30 minutes of your time

>playing against silver elites while high

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I got called a waller for some cheeky picks on T from CT rush and got my first Overwatch review

good day

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>>149642287
>playing on LAN while high

>>149642902
moe???

>>149642287
it's fun

>gambling and betting BTFO
>weeks pass
>still can't get anything better than a safari mesh karambit for under $100

UHHH GOTARDS? I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE A CRASH?

>>149645275
game didnt die ;<)

>tfw nobody wants to trade me a Phase 2 M9 for my MW Kara Night

>>149645275
Betting dies in 4 days

>>149645710
y samefag?

>tfw deranked
>back to winning nonstop with 30 and 40 bombs
Fuck this purgatory that I'm currently in

>>149646076
Just keep winning faggot

and after you keep winning, win some more

keep dropping those bombs

>>>/v/346267084
O fuk

>>149645916
because that's the last day before Valve goes ham on the sites if they haven't closed down yet. Basically every one of those sites except OPskins.

>>149645653
he fell for the 'Night isn't low tier' meme.

>>149646371
so he has to keep dropping 40s to get one rank higher while boobystreamers and shitters can just get carried while dropping 10s? god i'm glad i stopped caring about matchmaking ages ago.

>>149646734
>he fell for the 'Night isn't low tier' meme.
I unboxed it a long time ago

>>149646854
>he has to do well to rank up
yes
>while other blah blah
why are these people relevant exactly
sure, you can derank at a rank you feel you do well, especially if you consistently drop 30+ bombs at the one rank below
but if you keep bouncing between these 2 ranks I really doubt you belong anywhere else without improvement

>>149647052
still falling for the meme trying to make a trade like that happen though

How do we genocide people with anime avatars?

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>>149647337
they'll kill themselves eventually

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pic related

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>>149647337
you can't win

https://www.reddit.com/r/VAC_Porn/comments/4ujfba/munich_shooter_was_vaced_35_days_before_the/

Cheaters really are fucked up people.

>>149642850
>got my first Overwatch review

The game tells you when you're being overwatched?

Maybe he was checking on of the vacstatus sites

>>149648667
oh no, i meant valve deems me worthy to pass judgement, I guess, for suspcious people

pretty sure you just need 100+ wins no big deal

uhhhh.. gotards?

>tfw 1.6 and Source Dust2 looks better than GO Dust2
>tfw same can be said for a lot of the maps

why are nearly 6k people watching tarik?

>>149651901
b o t s
o
t
s

pls
https://opsk.in/u/y1dfv

team stickers on stock skines

discuss

>apex, shox, scream, kennys and nbk will never play in 1 team led by ex6tenz

Why live man

>>149652440
no

>>149652423
kys shitter

>>149652539
no~

>>149652423
give me 1 (one) reason to buy any of those skines

>>149653072
you could probably get someone to pay more if you push the stickers as valuable and stuff

>>149653178
>

>>149653250
you asked

>>149653330
scammer! >:^(

>>149653363
get u one

>>149653403
you want to scam me (you)s too..

>>149653447
heres your you

>>149653471
thanks :^)

>thoorin thinks AWP is underpowered/overpriced.

>>149654740
okay you go ahead and name more than 5 players who can consistently be good with it on a pro level and never go apeshit every 2nd game

CS:GO is now getting released in China. Perfect world is publishing. Expect a change in how cases work.

>>149654740
it is desu

>>149654740
I think it's overpowered but the price isn't an issue. they just should do something about time for it to become accurate, or deal with unscoped accuracy.

>>149608963
>go out for walk in park
>get arrested by police
>such is life in america

dicks out for harambe

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who's watching >SEAN? here?

>>149659765
>he's not watch our finns vs redditzen


?????

>>149659807
>he doesn't spam "bullyzo1d" in freak's chat to piss him off

what's wrong with you, anon?

>>149619443
>rizfag is supreme
>3 frags against silvers and novas
wew, even if you're not trying you should accidentally kill at least one per round

Did one of you fags make that donation just now

>they have some lovely medicine that you don't need a prescription for
What did Thoorin mean by this?

>>149659807
>finns
stop with this meme

>>149637669
>>149638259
You're not trying to do anything better with Trump, you're just being plain stupid. The majority of Trump to-be voters are uneducated, white trash, rednecks, losers, NEETs, old retarded people. The only educated portions in your shitty country are poisoned with social justice warrior and will eventually vote for Hillary Clinton (terrible choice but the least terrible of all anyway). Why aren't there intelligent liberals and intelligent conservatives? Well, there are some, yet too few, for your country is nothing but a huge Hollywood movie, your media is shit, you have no public intellectuals, there's no way you can have an interesting and productive debate upon any economic or social issue. So retarded people, who make up 90% of the population, ultimately vote for politicians who manipulate them as the fucktards they are. Women and NY degenerated will vote for Clinton hoping to achieve progress, and Wisconsin rednecks and 4chan NEETS will vote for Trump hoping to regain the social status and glory that white males once had.

You know there are several plagues in the USA. You experience it everyday. Junkies everywhere in cities downtowns, christian bigotry, uneducated masses, no cultural background or relevant modern literature (I always laugh at the Ameritards on 4chan who list the books they've read only to find European books, from Dostoievski to Camus to Sartre to Tolstoi to Wilde...), terrible student debt, the horrors of social justice and niggerism and yet the staggering inequality, poor culture, dumb TV shows, ludicrous medias, white male marginalization, hate of the past and adoration of a future darkened by niggers and women-in-charge. But instead of addressing those plagues, a task which would require actual intelligence, debate, culture, i.e. substantial citizen involvement in the issues of the res publica, you chose to point out a lone target, an enemy far away from you that you fear like the little cucks you are : muslims.

>>149665519
google couldn't find anything similar to this. i-is it original??

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>>149665779
Sounds like something euro would say to me

>>149666868
isnt the bbc suppose to be politically neutral?

>>149667797
The issue of racism transcends political boundaries anon :^)

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>>149667797
>mass media
>politically neutral

>>149667947
>>149667980
>brits are forced to give money to people that slander them
what a cuck

>>149636526
doesnt shoot straight

>>149632820
its pretty funny

if i saw her irl and i had an in (ie she was smoking a cigarette and i could ask her for a lighter, or could make fun of something she was holding at a checkout) i could strike a conversation with her, that would be an example of trying to get a girl to like you

this is for the giggles

At what point did you guys get esea?
I'm LE and the games still feel ez af, will probably rank up soon. I have loterally lost only 2 of the last 20 games and would like to play against some higher tier players as well as play on 128 tick servers.
Should i climb to global first?

>>149670232
im not a retard that pays to play a game i already own

Anomaly is our guy right?

>>149671154
fuck no

>>149670929
I make enough money to afford 5 bucks a month.
Sure feels great not being a neet.

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>>149670232
yeah esea is pretty good,there's no need to wait for you to get global as it barely means anything
definitely worth the money senpai!

NickBunyun is our guy right?

my

Hiko's dad is non-Jewish.


Jewishness is passed through the mother, but now that we know Hiko is genetically half white, we can stop hating on him here and give him our full support as the NA player that cares.

>>149674634
Hiko is officially our burger

Pasha is our guy, is he not?

>>149674917
>le my friend guy
>ex-reddit guy
>plays like an amputee whenever not on lan
Absolutely massive

penta are defo our lads right?

>>149674917
he's literally figuratively reddit personified

there's nothing interesting about him. he just says "my friend" and a bunch of 16 year old faggots on reddit gush over him.

I'm sliver one but I always top frag on both teams but half the time I join servers that speak a different language and I have like 30 ping and the other half my team just is insanely retarded how do I get out of silver?

>>149677331
thanks for skines

>>149677768
if you get a business class or a jaguar treat them nicely kk, I hope they go to a good home.

>>149677753
literally don't be retarded

>>149677994
ill make sure to wipe my ass with them

>>149678015
My most recent game was with people who don't speak English and 1 was the only one who ever went b even when they rushed 4 times in a row

>>149678931
I* not 1

will valve ever try?

>penta in charge of looking after my skines

>
https://twitter.com/EL/status/757987126059360256
nooo

Roster changes incoming to: EnvyUs, fnatic and Na'Vi.
https://twitter.com/EL/status/757987126059360256

-JW +rain?
-friberg +JW?
-devil +?
-Edward +S1mple?

>>149687063
-happy +existenz
-ed +simple
-jw +twistz

>>149688064
stop sucking twist's dick. he isn't that good.

>>149688064
>>149688173
Twist is that good, but he doesn't want to play in a top team. He declined NiP twice already.

>>149688217
if he's that good, they why so godsent so shit? even oskar carries HR further than him and he isnt a top tier player either

>>149688327
Sometimes even if you have all the pieces, they don't fit together very nicely. CS is about more than kills. He performs on LAN against top tier teams. I think everyone on Godsent is a talented, but they don't always play well at the same time. Lately Pronax has been dropping off and we all know he has what it takes.

>>149688327
Godsent is good tho

>>149688552
literally all twist has is kills. he doesn't win games he gets tons of kills in, he has had a singular good tournament ever. no one is talking about pronax. twist is overhyped. any of the nip players or even maikelele is better than him.
>>149688638
>

https://twitter.com/jamesbardolph/status/758000568422002689

>>149688874
>any of the nip players
Now now, lets not go that far. I used to be a Friberg fan, but c'mon man.

Friberg is looking more and more like a tomato every tournament because he gets so red when he does poorly.

>>149689243
yeah, but when he plays well, he still takes over a game. when he goes off, he wins the game for nip. when twist goes off, he's getting useless kills and godsent lose 7-16 http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=188&matchid=27799

friberg doesnt get as many kills, but at least they make an impact, never mind he plays against good teams while godsent compete against shitters like ENCE

why is EVERY team playing like shit right now

>>149689932
more and more of the teams who have been the best make enough money that they dont care about winning since they were already the best. the ones who want to win aren't good enough to win even against the good teams who don't care

Now that Richard leaked the roster changes how long until official announcements?

>>149690109
he really didn't leak anything you retard

>>149690371
sorry for being rude

>>149690371
>>149690676
dont apologize for being right

and after eleague

>tfw richard lewis was yee_lmao1 all along
who would have though

>>149692597
Lmao what?

>>149694056
Guy who was leaking inside info about the scene on reddit

>>149694709
Yeah i know about yee but how do you know? Source?

>>149692597
>>149695387
yee was just a troll. He's a nobody.

ez 4 ence

ez 4 mongols

>>149698868
>>149699035
you two are off the chain!

this general is slow as fuck

>>149699618
not me fault that we parents was cousins

i'm noticing a correlation between this video being in the OP (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI) and decreased activity/lower average post quality

or maybe it's the harvey pics

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>>149700309
or maybe CS is a dead game

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How long will I be getting these Overwatch reviews?

I do one, give my intake, then they give me another a few minutes later what the fuck, what's the point?

>>149701380
>spergs on /vg/ don't shitpost about this game enough
>it's fucking dead bro

>>149701392
I gave overwatch 3 stars
when will you be publishing?

>kinguin

>>149701392
they give you a bunch to review and then youll get some extra xp out of it. as of late ive been getting a lot of xp for only doing 3 reviews and i just fast foward them all and pretend like i know what im doing

>>149701392
is it 100 or 150 wins to you get them? taking forever desu I'd like to see it sometime

>>149702636
have to be at least gn1 with 150 wins

>>149619112
probably around Supreme/Global although even there people are sometimes retarded/shit.
In esea the players so far are imo sometimes more serious/smarter than in global mm

https://twitter.com/Yee_lmao1/status/758006338358239232

>>149701392
It only gives you a cooldown if you vote against the concensus.

So if you're bored stop... if you're right about every case it will just keep giving you cases forever.

>>149627221
>it's an "guy on our team buys a rifle with no armor or nades, when 2 other guys were sitting on 10k+ and just didn't drop fast enough for him" episode
this game man, i feel like i'm only ever playing with russians, turks, autists and all of them are pre-puberty

>>149703427
Him and edward are bot trash, the only difference is edward started toggling and zeus make memes instead. Zeus is the better man.

>>149704849
>>149627221
>it's a "2 faggots que on together and fuck around with duelies and smgs yet somehow play decent without losing but refuse to buy for team and coordinate together" episode

>>149703427
Stop advertising your profile.

>>149627221
>it's a "1 guy gets boosted by his friend at the back of the site and tries to ninja defuse every single fucking round" episode

>>149627221
>>149705081
>>149705427
abandon the match every time you see DINOSOWER!, <kickback.com> or a Cloud9 avatar and you'll never run into this problem

threadly reminder to unsub from esea if you're EU because it has become a shithole of kids and cheaters

find an acc made in 2014 that has been inactive until these past 2 months? from denmark or finland? plays strange? yeah that's probably a cheater

you've been warned and stop giving those fuckers your money

>>149705831
Can you explain this kickback meme to me pls?

Dicks out for Harambe

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get you LOL on at ded game gen

>>149705831
why take a hit on your rank though, I end up usually carrying these kinda faggots

not always of course

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>>149705984
>>149706039

>>149705952
>site gives you free points/skins/whatever the fuck for shilling for them by putting their link in your name
>kids jump on it because they want to feel like they have "sponsors" just like their favorite memepros

>>149706275
gonna get sponsored by trumped.lol next time i'm home

Question, question: Why aren't you just feeling alive yet?

>>149706145
Is it too gay that I want to fuck him?

>>149706145
what game is our guy zac efron playing?

>>149707110
Because the girl I like lives 10 thousand miles away from me, and I think I'm falling for her due to her being the only female I regularly talk to, and my hometown bring a huge grey industrial hive in a piss poor cunt-ry with <1$/hr. rates for most entry level jobs.
I feel like I was cucked the moment I was born.

>>149707620
read his headset

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>>149707885
>I think I'm falling for her due to her being the only female I regularly talk to
>I feel like I was cucked the moment I was born.

iktfb

>>149707885
you should go meet up with her

>>149708150
It would take about a thousand dollars to arrange it but I really want to.
There's also a visa issue.

>>149708271
move on dude.

go find someone as ugly or antisocial as you if you can't talk to other girls, lower your standards

>>149708368
I've been told that I'm persistent, so I'm gonna try to make it with her, honestly. And she's as antisocial as it gets.

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>>149707620
He was to high to play, but he was looking at Battlefield 1
>>149707158

>>149708530
gl
hope it works out for u

>>149708587
But I don't want his cock I want his ass fåm

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>>149708825

GODSENT / pronax is proof that IGLs literally doesn't matter.

our guy black ddk is streaming

>>149709892
who care...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhd3idCb0Pw&feature=youtu.be&a

>>149709892
link?

>>149711859
adren log off 4chan pls

>>149712312
be sure to subscribe for more content

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post oldschool memes

>>149712826
>old school
>oskozinko meme image from 2015
ya nah

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>>149712826

can someone post the message to the kids of r/globaloffensive album

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>>149714662
good meme

>>149714812
Ty

>stop playing for a few months
>come back
>every game get stuck with 2 200 ping mexicans on my team who barely speak english

Dead game.

>>149718394
that was me lol

Now that Stunna is gone, I don't know any reason to support C9. They don't even support vets.

>use voice_scale 0.1
>use voice_loopback 1 to test mic volume
>set volume to a perfect level
>play mm
>team says my mic is too quiet

wtf?

>>149720318
>my sound is at .001 because the awp hurts my ears

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>>149720697
>he awps

>>149720697
no my voice volume is at 0.1 because people are too stupid to mix their mic properly

>>149720824
>he doesn't awp
the boom of an awp shot is like a direct injection of adrenaline

it's the most fun thing in the game

>>149720169
uhh
our guy stewie??
our guy shroud??
our guy n0thing??

kek the avatars used for the USA v Guatemala match is p dope guys

>>149720824
>>149720912
Um i was posting a hypothetical quote from one of his teammates on why they thought he was quiet thanks for reading.. Not

>>149721019
Where did they serve? In the skinny cuckboi division?

hey guys reddits girl saphire is streaming

>>149720917
sitting at mid or site main is boring

rushing shitters and popping heads with that ak crack is where our guys are at

ill be there for you