/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2 and Payday Crimewar General

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ded gaem etc etc

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First for the webseries being even more awkward than the release of the skins.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWvIbd-4Hyk

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Daily reminder that Chains voice actor admitted on stream to be a weaboo and loving sword art online.

>>149515658
>not posting the superior gage ass pack version

>18k in offshore

Hoxhud is good

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>>149519621
>he fell for the infamous meme

>>149520578
why is it good

>>149520658
"It just works" Olipro - 2016

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>>149520583
I'm not even close to prestiging, I just keep taking contracts I can't complete and have to abandon

>>149521037
thats a good enough reason for me, i'm installing it right now

>>149521235
>I just keep taking contracts I can't complete and have to abandon

than just stick to Overkill difficulty or suck the host of an Hoxton breakout job so he allows you to stay in.

>>149522346
I've been doing stuff on Very Hard

14th for M1014 still being shit after all those buffs

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Would you a bonnie ?

>>149526008
no

Is there a toggle melee mod?
Like, something that I can press E to equip and charge the melee weapon, M1 to release charge, weapon keeps charging, repeat until I press E again?
M.O.RE. doesn't work for me.

Why are people so fucking impatient?
>Hosted Rats overkill
>Someone joins
>Leaves after 5 seconds of waiting
>Next 5 people do the same fucking thing

>>149527229
Using the bad goy unlocker ? Usually if people are leaving this quickly, it's there is a good reason

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>>149526939
Don't think so although some people here could improvise a blt mod for you

>>149522731
Don't do Very Hard.

Play on Overkill and git OK.

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>buying the expert driver asset on Diamond store doesn't give you better strategic spots for the van to arrive

Nice one Overkill

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Customizable safehouse when?

>>149534734
August-octorber or november was the last deadline that i remember, wouldn't be surprised if it was just a crimefest reward together with leg hitboxes, john wick weapon pack and perk deck rebalance

>>149534734
We should get some news in september. Really don't know why people are so hyped about it, it's not like the community even go back to their personal safehouse vault to jerk off to all the money stocked there.

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>he uses the AK5 unironically

Whats a good build to use with the valkyria rifle and grinder perk deck?

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Fuck this RNG shit

>>149538324
I wish they didn't bother with the fake RNG wheel.

It's just a bullshit wheel that is auto-generated the moment the item server replies after you click [OPEN SAFE].

It's just as bad as the card drops being pre-determined before you click on them so there's no point in choosing.

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>>149538179
Rogue Masterfug with silencer skills and low blow for the juicy 30% critical hits.

Also taking the skills for more stability and accuracy can't hurt you.

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>>149420618
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Doctor Fantastic (doctor_fantastic)
- Target Practice: Assault Rifle (assault_rifle_100_kills)

And this week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Looting In The Dark (voff_3)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Dallas Begins mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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>>149538324
>implying it didn't actually landed on the edgy saw skin.

Where can I get that script that autokicks people with less than 1000 hours played?

>>149540883
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=14571

>>149540883
Don't forget to set the minimum to 1500 hours.

>>149540428
>Side Jobs Bot

Jesus fuck, since when this guy was here ? And why on one of the most pointless features of the game ?

>>149541363
2000 hours? Why 3000 hours??

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>>149534941
>Leg hitboxes

And why not a stand alone shooting range that allows you to change guns in game to try them out ? ah ah.

ah..... "Sobs uncontrollably"

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Show your masks.

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>>149516034
>that hector fight scene,

Mod that add Cloaker's kicks to Hector when ?

>>149543269
Did you go loud?

>>149543269
>>149543946

DESU, you CAN stealth day 1. but it's convulated as fuck and not worthing it now that you can empty the hangar well before the cops make their way in if everyone brings saws/C4.

>>149515415
Mods = cheats.
Did you fucks let the thread die again?

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w h e n

What skills even benefit grenade launchers?
Seems like only Underdog, and Running from Death, and Bloodthirst are the only things that have any effect on grenade launchers. But Running from Death only procs when you're being bad, and Bloodthirst needs a kill with melee to work which is something that must be remembered to use.
If only the Piglet was an automatic, then it'd benefit from Lock 'n' Load and Body Expertise.

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>>149545535
Only for 6,99 ;)

>>149546770
Worth.

>Do first world bank in 13:20
>Did it loud cause we didn't read

>Do diamond in under 10 minutes
>Cops get to the circuit box once and we make it out in 10:10 instead

>Try to get all extra loot on diamond
>accidentally fucking punch an artifact and break it

Being bad and failing achievements general.

>>149546395
Grenade launchers are not that greedy regarding the skills needed for them to be good. Usually, having fully loaded aced is the minimum requirement, you will have a bad time if you don't have it.

For the other skills, the only ones really interesting is the brawler reload skill, everything else is pointless, they have enough damages in the first place.

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>>149543090

>>149547295
You can conbine a china puff with a thanatos. You can then kill people with the thanatos.

when it's done, use the buffed melee yu are carrrying to kill whoever you wants.

once you get used to the tempo of "empty gun, then melee someone" , you won't really have much issues.

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>>149547202
Don't act dumb

>>149547795
I understand what you're saying, but what are you saying with the Thanatos?
Either way, I should be fine just retrofitting my melee build with an itty bitty Piglet until I can make a dedicated "fuck you, explosions" build.

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>some loot bags like the artefacts can be destroyed after falling a specific heigh or when thrown at molotov areas

Yes or no ?

>>149548594
Maybe, if they're clearly marked as such when bagged and not required for heists.

>all drill timers are reduced by 50% across the board
>you only have 1 drill per 2 heisters in any given heist; they must be collected and moved like the saws in Aftershock
Yes/no?

>>149549030
>all drill timers are reduced by 50% across the board
That would make heists with single drills way too easy

>>149549127
Point. Maybe do it selectively for heists with multiple drills.

>>149549221
The only heists that would benefit from it would be election day, transport: train, maybe a couple more, they all have secondary ways of opening those anyway
Not a great improvement overall, drills are fine

The only changes I would like to see at this point are Transporter Ace to be able to get two bags instead of one and confident ace being able to transport one hostage as if it was a medium/heavy bag
Not big changes, but makes some heists way less frustrating

>>149549646
Who even ace transporter anymore, anyways ? the 50% throwing was useless to me, but when I want to make a stealth build, I always end with so many point left over I just go for ictv for keks.

trying to do the turtle always win on every stealth heist is a guilty pleasure of mine.

>>149548128
Basically, kill people with your gun. any gun.

when you do so, you rack up bonus damages for your next melee attack.

kill someone, and enjoy the following 50% increased reload speed.

I simply said thanatos because it's famous for its shitty reload speed without skills.

Also, who here even use vanilla assault rifles ? Even smgs are filling their niche better ! Assault rifles are just.. useless if you can't make them dmrs.

>>149549961
>Who even ace transporter anymore, anyways ?
That's the point

>>149515415
Is there a working Thanatos build right now?

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>tfw you'll never feel the sweat of sydney after an awful loud DW job

why even live ?

>>149552695
Reminder to not stick your dick in crazy.

>>149551480
Yeah, and it's all about not buying it in your inventory.

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>>149552695
To see more heists in your lifetime
Maybe

Also sorry not sorry for my autism

http://steamcommunity.com/id/l-lewd/
Anyone wants to heist

>>149556007
Join the steam group and ask

>>149556296
>Join the autism central
Fuck off

>26 concealment
>with a combined tactical vest on
this is fucking retarded

>>149556007
this is the worst thing I've ever seen and I'm a furfag

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>>149557143
>add a white slide to the gruber that's not that big,
>two fucking concealment loss

Eat me Overkill_Jules

>>149556472
looking at your profile you'd fit right in :^)

>>149557905
>>149558412
The usual, 10 year old kids on /vg/

>Hoxton breakout solo normal because cheevo
>"No way I can screw this up"
>Day 2
>put c4 on the sky bridge
>hoxton walks on top of the C4
>C4 goes off
>game crashes as hoxton is laughing it off on the now-gone skybridge and staring at me with his dumb fucking mask on
I have NEVER been so fucking pissed at a game before

>can lock pick a safe
>cant lock pick a fucking car door

BOY I SURE DO LOVE CAR SHOP

>>149556472
Whats with the hostility man?
i was just trying to help you out

>>149559142
You're not helping

>>149559241
oh
sorry then

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>>149558985
>can lockpick doors,
>can't lockpick the manager room's door because of "muh keycard objectives"

Thanks Ovk.

>>149559416
cant lockpick a door that doesnt have a lock on it

>can shoot a door open
>cannot shoot a nearly identical door because muh keycard objectives

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DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE CHAINS IS COOKING ?

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Holy shit, the fucking bulldozer in the live action series.

>Alright, and now lets have them find the bulldozer
>Should we find/rent an EOD suit, or at least an EOD helmet?
>Nah, just ducttape some cardboard to a motorbike helmet

>>149559546
People can carry
>Flamethrowers
>Grenade launchers
>RPGs
>Fire axes
>Battering rams
but nah you need a saw, lockpick, or shaped charges bro.

>>149549030
>they must be collected and moved like the saws in Aftershock
Fuck no.

Spending 20 hours telling a retard host / pub to install the saw is bad enough in Aftershock / Undercover / Alesso, I don't want that on fucking drills on heists.

>>149549961
>50% throwing was useless to me

>being able to move bags farther/faster
>bad
>in bag transport simulator CURRENT YEAR

I've been using NGBTO for a few days now and I gotta admit I've noticed some big changes.
I've started to workout more, I'm eating healthier, I'm getting actual people that know what they're doing in the game, I've even got a raise at my job. I'm overall more happier than ever and most importantly I think I'm even enjoying the game now.

havent played since p2w garbage skinshit
worth coming back?

>>149566780
>enjoying the game
???

>>149566780
You almost got me, but then
>I'm even enjoying the game
tipped me off

>>149566780
>I've started to workout more
Masturbating to yourself doesn't count.

>>149566801
Fuck off it was never p2w, never come back.

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>>149566801
>p2w

>>149566801
Kinda. New heists, heisters, meta and shit. Definitely enough to have fun with for a while.

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>>149566801
You can get the stat boosts for free now, as if a 4% stability bonus was that great in the first place.

>>149516465
he also sodomized that girl even though she has a boyfriend that posts on /v/

>>149533721
>there's no way to control where you enter or where the pickup is on Transport: Train, despite both bits of information being pretty important pieces of info.
If you're doing it quiet, opening the train from the wrong side can add easily up to 10 minutes solo.

>>149574596
Legendary skins are still p2w. Too bad unlockers work.

>>149576037
>Legendary skins are still p2w.

Oh yeah, you're talking about that AK and flamethrower legendaries that nobody in the community have ? The buffs were really minimal and most of the legendaries are downgrade of normal weapons anyway.

Only the christmas izhma 12G skin is P2W since it gives a +4 ammo pool bonus, all the others are pointless.

>>149576345
>all those p2w mods are minimal
>except for the ones that are p2w
Okay.

I haven't played in a long while. What is the difference between the doctor bag and the first aid kit?

>>149579642
Doc bags refresh your downs and heal you.
FAKs just heal you.

>>149579735
Thanks

>>149579642
Faks are useless due to health regen being a common thing now.
Medic bag can save your life when random hosts want to kick your ass.

>2016,
>still no captain cloaker encouraging special units into wrecking the heister's faces even more.

At least we should get the following of the Garret and captain winter story, right ?

>>149581520
Unless it was part of the stuff the lore writer wrote ahead of time before quitting, it's not happening.

>>149582597
Delete this
Or else ;)

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60 hours shitter here, i have completed some DW heists with my shotgun/inspire/dodge build but i never bothered with proper modding my weapons outside of maximum possible concealment. Am i doing this properly? I checked out the op but i'd rather ask you guys than fuck someone's shit up with 0 damage

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Hey guys I'd like to start a completely new game, and I'd like to be able to buy the weapon attachments I want.
Is it only Goonmod that allows for doing this ?
Is it still supported ?
Any suggestions ?

>>149583482
damage from mods is nearly irrelevant now
80/88 is fine, use classic stock if you have it but i guess you dont

>>149583683
Probably not but who cares about anyone else.
Probably.
Goonmod.

Remember that one time when the elephant was killed by the devil?

>>149576527
>>149566801
>Implying dlc isnt p2w
nah but those garbage skinshits ovk wtf

can the sig.40 be fun ?

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How can a level 2600 and a cheater not know how to cook meth

>>149588717
>cheater

That answers your question. 99.9% cheaters just want easy games and are dumb as fuck.
Thankfully theres HYOG and NGBTO.

>>149588717
Cheaters cheat because they suck.

This isn't news.

>>149589017
Well the max leveled faggot was the one that fucked it up. He wasn't the cheater.

>>149589095
Private profile?

>>149589280
Couldn't find his profile, but i'm guessing the two fags were friends. The cheater was telling him which to put in and told him the wrong one.

>>149589524
In the Steam Overlay, there's a [Players] button in the friends window. Unless you played like 20 pubs after that one already, you should be able to find his name and profile link in the list.

>>149585719
Remember that time where the devs pretended that the butcher killed gage ?

>>149589876
Oh wow I never knew about that, I alway went through Steam profile > Friends > Recently played with

Yeah, he doesn't have a private profile.

>>149590692
Then I dunno.

Either he managed to get carried through XXV-100 or his cheater friend gave him free infamies once a day so you can't tell from the achievements.

>>149588717
Same as how a level 2600 player doesn't know how to jump on the ice bags to get on the top on Lab Rats: shitters.

>>149589524
>The cheater was telling him which to put in and told him the wrong one.
He's probably XXV-100 because the cheater did a bunch of infinite heists with $500 million payouts to get him to XXV-100 fast.

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>>149543090

>>149588717
>implying there is anything wrong by wanting to just put sode,
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heDmRu7fJH8

>>149593253
4/10, only the jimmy and reddit castlevania masks are fine. Rest is meh.

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>>149594361

>>149559546
>can't carry more than one keycard

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>your trying to steal money in bags
>almir fucks your girl in the ass

>>149595446
I think bain should have given a tutorial to the payday gang on the concept of pockets and how just because you put one item in it doesn't mean you're forbidden to put another one in.
Wouldn't be surprised they hide the drills in their anal cavity.

>>149596703
>they hide the drills in their anal cavity.
jimmy probably doesn't have one

>>149596636
>your trying to stealth a normal jewelry store job,
>almir fucks your dog in the ass.

>>149596934
*you're

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>>149597057
>your trying to get that weekly biker safe,
>almir fucks your bank account in the ass

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>failing murky station very hard

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>>149597584
why would anyone sign that
it's objectively poorly drawn

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>>149543090
r8

How often do safes drops?
Do you get one a week like >>149597584 implies?

>>149600476
Yes it's one week only. Some people even say you need to play a certain amount of hours per week or smth for it to drop.

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Post secondaries you want akimbofied.
China Lake / RPG doesn't count

>>149603334
judge

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>>149603334
you hold it with one fucking hand and yet there's no akimbo for it.

>>149603334
white streak
judge
blaster 9mm

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>>149603334

>>149603334
all shotguns

How do I build if I play with friends, without DLC, and they just want me to kill shit?

>>149606451
Another anon posted this yesterday, been using his shotgun crook build.

Basically, get all the armor upgrade skills: iron man, die hard aced, etc etc
then get all the necessary shotgun skills: overkill, close by, shotgun impact aced, and shotgun cqb aced
then get low blow and sb
then get all the silencer upgrades (and the conealment ones, probably necessary)
then get frenzy, berserker, and bloodthirst aced
finally, you could get stable shot or one of those basic skills to make your numbers go up a little bit.

Your end result is 40 dodge, 130 armor, and really high damage shotguns.

>>149607620
Pretty much this. I was just building something that uses the M308 instead of shotguns, but I guess shotguns are more versatile and can fit better in SBLB.

What cheeky cunt slipped Crime War into the general name?
We have enough trouble with ded than to be associated with a ded af mobile game.

>>149609349
Can we even call it ded if it's not even out yet?

Is there a guide around for the new skills? I need to get on with the times and such.

>>149618841
check the long guide in the op

>>149618976
Thanks lad, will do.

>>149607620
shotgun for primary and secondary? I use the loco mostly

>>149619227
use judge with explosive rounds for dozers and shields.
I use the breaker but desu the raven is probably better for this build. I just like using single shot and the breaker is the only one that can have a silencer attatched and stay easily concealed.

>>149619997
>>149619227
Sielent Raven is what I use as primary and silent HE judge as secondary. Although icombined with classic frenzy ICTV.

>>149620246
thanks but I don't have the DLCs, is there a recommended free primary shotgun?

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>Playing jewstore DW loud

Holy shit, the heist is actually really difficult for once.

>>149622069
I was able to get down to 7 with the izhma.

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>>149622069
Macaroni shotgun. 27-28 concealment depending on your stat boost, it's quite worth it to be honest

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>developers decided to pick the biker izhma 12G to represent all skins on the front page of the workshop

why ? It's the shittiest one.

How many DLC has Overkill released for free since that whole "safes will make us release free DLC more ofter" statement and how does it compare to before that statement?

I haven't been playing because I got tired of the game.

>>149626012
>bodhi character pack,
>hardcore henry heists with the jimmy character pack,
>tutorial heists,
>skill rebalance that totally change the mate,

Don't think they kept the "safes will make us release free DLC more ofter" argument after the bodhi character pack. Still a lot more compared to what they offered us before the safe scandal to be honest.

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>i've had a bad day

what did houston meant by this ?

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Thoughts on the Carry Stacker cheat?
I feel it can be balanced on solo loud
People who use it in pubs should kill themselves though

>>149629236
The only cheat in pub that is ok is dlc unlocker, other just ruin the experience unless you like to play with cheats i guess

>>149629236
Too OP on multiplayer but yeah, it can be partly understandable on heists when thousands "bags" to move like the goat simulator DW one.

>>149626564
>Don't think they kept the "safes will make us release free DLC more ofter" argument after the bodhi character pack.
It's because you were all bad goys and didn't buy enough microtransactions ;))))))

>New deployable for Technicians: Quad-rotor drone
>When first deployed, does nothing
>Pressing the deploy key again brings up a laptop, freezes your heister in place and allows you to pilot the drone: jump to ascend, crouch to descend, otherwise moves like your heister
>Acts as a mobile security camera, marking all gaurds/cops it spots. May also be upgraded to function as a manually-targeted sentry gun

>New deployable for Enforcers: Dozer Armor
>deploying it allows you to don Bulldozer armor, slowing you down and removing your ability to sprint or jump, but granting you a couple thousand points of non-regenerating armor. also prevents being staggered until it ism destroyed.
>potentially upgrade it to skulldozer armor with skills

>New Ghost skill allows you to emulate cloakers
>melee striking an enemy that hasn't detected you instantly kills them (bulldozers are immune to this effect)
>potentially also allows you to enter vents/sewers and exit them at different points on the map

Fuck you, I think they'd be neat.

>>149629236
carry stacker makes sense solo and solo only, regardless of loud/stealth

having to do up to 4x the work of moving bags solo is aids

>>149631552
>It's because you were all bad goys and didn't buy enough microtransactions ;))))))

Joke on you, they said it on the steam forums to justify the lack of pay for the community skins creators.

>>149633967
>tfw the Payday 2 workshop will never have a proper ready-to-use section for mods and other user-made content like every other fucking non-Valve game in existence

Today I tried making an M308 Automatic build.
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/eFghJKlMNoR:tNOqr:gGJKLnOPr:ibcdea:pO8::w34-2-29-14-11:s35-2-15-11-12:a3
(In-game detection risk shows 23)
It's kay, but it really feels like I'm just using an LMG.

>>149635551
>ace sneaky bastard,
>not low blow,

what ?

>>149636275
Ran out of points and had to make some choices.
I deemed Surefire ace more important than Low blow ace.

>don't have all DLCs
>can't get VH,Overkill or DW mask

>>149638134
I've never bought a single heist pack.
Just get someone else to buy them and play with them.

>>149638134
go on the steam forums or in the group chat and beg for peoples to carry your ass. Still that won't be the worst part of that journey though.

>>149638134
U N L O C K E R

DMCWO: y/n?

kissing all the girls in america for satan

big lobby when

>Going back to HM2 and having more fun going for high combos in hard mode than playing PD2.
This game is hella dead

>>149641807
>Modders have all disappeared
>Steam Workshop is just for skins
>Game is full of bugs
Why are Swedish developers such a lazy bunch of cunts?

>>149644239
because these lazy bunch of cunts are on vacation right now

>>149644304
Are these communist holidays ever over?

Why can't their entitlement cripple them like it crippled Greece?

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>>149644239
>Expecting anything good from a country of cucks.
Sweden is the country where "manspreading" is considered a legitimate social issue.

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>>149640009
Don't be tricky

I left when the irish slag was released, what have i missed and is the game good again?

>>149647317
>what have i missed
Nothing but trash.
>is the game good again
No.

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>>149647317
It's good and you missed at least 20 heists and like 10 new characters.

Game needs an unarmored enemy that can shoot through walls at very low accuracy with akimbo'd miniguns

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my Cloverbros where are you ?

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Who /snubvulcan/ here?

>>149650585
Clover best heister.

Anyone care to tell me how many bags are available on Overkill Murky Station? I'm going for Looting in the Dark but I'm not sure how much shit is hidden down in the tunnels.

>>149651689
>not using the RPK with maxed concealment who can benefit from fully loaded aced.

Enjoy sucking the ammo bags of your crew

>>149652598
There should be like two bags: one pistol and one assault rifles.

All the other bags are in the wagon, no need to spend hours looking for more.

>>149650585
>that face
DELET

>>149656826
>>149656826
>tfw there are only pretty fuccboy in this game and not a single one good looking femheister

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>>149656826
A CUTE

>>149609349
I've seen someone put in RAID into it.
I think it's BBK or solarmemex doing it

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>>149657835
Could have been worse, was this close to put John wick VR on it

>"At least in the nick I didn't have Bain yappin' in me ear like a needy dog. Get the drill, my arse"

what did hoxton mean by this ?

what's a good level 50 build

everything I've done so far feels like I'm a burden to the team

>>149663172
if you cant kill cops fast enogh then get C4 or a saw. at least you can save them time

>>149663172
Rogue perk deck, fully loaded, contribute to the objectives. You should feel more appreciated this way.

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>>149540428
>>149541371
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Hector Begs You For Mercy! (hector_4_jobs)
- The Butcher Needs You! (butcher_4_jobs)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>149652598
There are 16 bags on the map regardless of difficulty.

Two cars of one EMP part each.
Two cars of six weapon cases each.
Two weapons cases (one pistol, one battle rifle) in the basement.

Total: 1 + 1 + 6 + 6 + 2 = 16 bags

>>149665953
>spoilers in the side jobs

keep it fucking classy overkill

>>149665953

>tfw no butcher lewds

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>tfw spent all my perk points on sociopath

>>149667187
>You will never receive a motherly handjob from the butcher in return for a heist.

is there a way to get the dlc cheaper?

>>149671297
What if I told you there was a way to get it all for free

>>149671445
at what cost?

>>149671719
Bitch did you see an asterisk next to the free?

>>149671975
There is always a catch

>>149672003
You get instantly kicked from half of the pubs you join


and your soul

>>149672003
The catch is you don't get to play with people you shouldn't be playing with anyways. Drones and dicksuckers.

>>149672153
>>149672213
So I can still make lobbies for myself and friends, and I don't have to deal with fucking retards anyway? Sign me up

>>149672325
Download BLT if you haven't already, go to unknown cheats and grab the DLC unlocker, bada bing, bada boom, you're a member of the master race.

>>149672447
thanks friendo

kind of hilarious that they can't do anything about this, I'll be sure to tell all my friends

>150$ fucking us dollars of dlc

why is the ADS in this game so fucking garbage?

>>149644239
>>149645092
...wait. >minecraft is from Sweden, too.
It all makes sense now.

>>149674052
Is there a mod that fixes it? Only see that stupid ADS firemode mod on paydaymods

>>149674252
Were you not around when Notch was going on weekly vacations around the world with his new found riches?

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>want infinite corpses
>goonmod doesn't work

>>149675353
>Needing mod for infinite corpses.

>>149674052
Define "fucking garbage".

>>149675353
Forceload it you nigger.

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FUCK
ME
HAAAARD

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>>149676032
Clover confirmed for wanting it so badly

>>149674531
Notch was going on vacations loooooooooooooong before he got rich or MC got popular.

>>149671297
No, only solution is to buy them on full price

>>149639650
y

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Excuse me, best heister coming through

>>149680079
The day OVK nerfs ammo pickups for the Breaker will be the day the game stops being fun again.

>>149680079
I'm torn between Jacket, Rust, and Wolf. Which one is better?

>>149680796
chains

>>149681070
>nigger
this is why i kick anyone who plays as chains or bonnie

>>149681670
>kicking original heisters
Why are you such a faggot?

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>>149681670
>kicking the most handsome heister of the original group.

get a load of this fag

>>149682478
>playing as a nigger
You deserve it.
If you're white and playing as a nigger you're bringing yourself down a peg.
If you're black then you need to be shot.

>>149682852
>Thinking racism = funny
Just stop, we aren't /pol/

>>149680079
BITCH ASS
PUNK ASS
BITCH ASS
PUNK ASS
BITCH ASS
PUNK ASS
BITCH ASS
PUNK ASS

>>149683120
>being this much of a degenerate
just stop

>>149639650
Yeah. If you see the creator by pure hasard, tell him to stop fapping to G3 rifles and draw more lewds.

>>149683120
>>149682852
More like, he's not doing a good job of being a funny racist.

>>149683237
DEL TORO YOU FUCK. JUST GIVE ME HELLBOY 3 YOU PUNK ASS BITCH.

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>Full length version of Steal From the Rich should be released next week!
>Tweet posted 16 months ago

What's holding Viklund up

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>>149682852
>that edge

>>149683872
OVK isn't paying him.

>>149683949
He's sitting on a 1:40 version that has been heard through streams before. It's holding the high quality version hostage.

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>>149682852

>>149684112
I mean, we also haven't had a soundtrack update since Santa's Workshop.

Simon probably needs a couple weeks to get shit in properly but OVK just doesn't give a shit.

>>149683872
The application that simon used corrupted the music track and he couldn't do anything to fix it.

He sent the corrupted track to the app's company but it seems they couldn't give less of a fuck.

>>149680079
>SUCK MY BIG FAT COCK, CLOAKER

it really makes you think, to be honest.

>>149676237
SIT ON MY DICK CLOVER

>payday

>>149688465
>video games

More ded than free heists.

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How long until the devs fix the stockholm syndrome glitch ?

>>149693294
How exactly does that glitch work? I know something's funny with it (been traded during an assault before) but I'm unsure of the specifics.

Also they'll fix it when they fix frenzy.

clover x houston
sydney x houston
sokol x houston
chains x houston

>>149694004
Whenever you get in custody, if one of the other players make a cop surrender, you have the opportunity to escape custody by pressing space.

It was supposed to be exclusive to the peoples who aced this skill but overkill messed up for some reasons and now everyone have the aced version for free.

>>149694862
>clover x anyone but her senpai, Hoxton
Don't act dumb.

>>149695629
hoxton's too busy with his own wanker to care about girls

>>149694862
>not going for the forbidden love OTP aka HoustonXDallas

Too vanilla for this general

>>149696724
Clover just wants to be noticed, Hoxton never notices her. Tragic romance of the year 2016.

What is the best mission for offshore money farming?

>>149697653
Aftershock DW.

>>149697653
Car shop

>>149697653
Framing Frame loud

>>149697653
Hoxton closet breakout Pro-DW.

Don't forget to pick a saw for day one and shaped charges for day two.

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>tfw the spider from lab rats will never be added on all the other heists of the game,

would be fun to be honest

>>149700640
I forget it's even there most of the time

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>>149694862
everyone x sokol

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With the spread of the shotgun being messed up when you ADS, is there any good exploits to take advantage of specific weapons ?

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>>149696937
>implying he didn't fuck her after getting out of jail, especially after openly saying in the armored car he needed to go to the cathouse

Is there a mod that disables guard pagers

worst fucking mechanic desu let me play the game like Hitman and dump fuckers in dumpsters

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Everytime

>>149702876
There are plenty of infinite pager mods. Don't know about disabling pagers entirely though.

>>149702876
Do you want the game to play itself too, scrub?

whats a good card farming mission

silent assassin mod fucking where?

It disables pagers on a guard if you kill him without alerting him

>>149701830
not really, I just use it with the mosconi and other high damage shotguns to basically guaranteed hit an enemy from pretty far away, it practically makes the completely sawn off mosconi a downright upgrade to the full sized version

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Just finished my first Overdrill!

>>149706418
Normal Jew Store.

Yes, difficulty doesn't matter.

>>149706418
jewelry store, can be done sub 30 seconds solo

I hate solarmemex.

>looting in the dark
>have all loot bagged, moving it to escape
>suddenly a guard deviates from his normal patrol route, walks 200' to the spiral staircase, and spots a pile of stolen guns
The salt is real.

>>149711565
I finally did it a few days ago as wel and still marvel at the autism that was required to come up with this waste of time. It was also good not to disconnect due to shitty Swedish netcode with 2 minutes left on the drill.

2 people enough for OK crackhouse? We just want to level but tired of shitters increasing the special spawnrate

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>>149722538
>2 people enough for OK crackhouse?

Crackhouse, you mean slaughterhouse ? Yeah one could guess. Moving the bags will be hell though

>>149722538
L fucking MAO SENPAI
Slaghterhouse is shit for levels.
Rat PrOvk/ProDW or get out.

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>>149711565
>just finished my third Overdrill

Never fucking again

>>149704662
>2016
>Expecting a Swedish dev to fix bugs

>Trying to 2man hotline overkill
>failing

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Hey fucker is this cool design????

"concept art" that I quickly put together before wasting my time on an actual skin

>>149729637
This looks like a horsefucker skin.

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>>149729637
>that thunder sticker on the grip,
>those white quarter of a circle on the back of the slide

Yeah, of fucking course. What could go wrong ?

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>>149729000
>NICE CREW, SHITTER

>>149729000
>1 manned Hotline DW multiple times successfully.
Get on my revel.

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>>149730504
>>149730615
t-thanks for the build advice

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Daily reminder there is no shame to use Hoxhud if you find the game too hard or complicated for you.

Eternal reminder there is nothing but shame if you use Hoxhud, Pocohud, or anything else designed tell you things you're too stupid to remember yourself.

>>149733786
I use pocohud for the kill counter, song changer and faster sync resolve

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Finally got Looting in the Dark. Fuck that mission; it's a more interesting Shadow Raid, but I hate Shadow Raid so it's bad.

Also now I'm Irish Bane.

>>149734456
>now I'm Irish Bane.
>Not using the actual Bane mask.
Typical cloverfag.

>>149733786
>Do the entire fucking hotline miami mission solo
>get to the barcodes
>raped by tazers after 18 minutes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149733786
I like using pocohud to be able to see the enemies health, there's something really satisfying to me about seeing an enemy's health go down as they take damage, the kill counter, music changer, and the ability to spam voice lines are all also pretty nice.

>>149686405
>legit thinking about using next paycheck to commision Sydney/Clover Lewds

the fuck is wrong with me.

HoxHud Initialized

>Greatsword has same stats as katana
>swings at half the speed
nice fucking dlc retards

>Hotline miami DLC
>Doesn't get movespeed for melee kills
Nice fucking DLC retards

>New Deployable for Mastermind: Handcuffs
>Interacting with your deployable gives you 2 sets of handcuffs; these supersede your zip-ties
>cuffed hostages cannot be set free by any means except trading for a heister in custody
>can be upgraded to hold a total of 4 sets of cuffs

>New Deployable for Technician: Rotodrone
>remote control drone; while piloting it, you can't move. after the drone is deployed, you can press your deployable key to switch between the drone and your heister
>functions like a mobile, controllable security camera, automatically marking cops
>can be upgraded with a sentry turret, which is manually targeted while you control the drone

>New Deployable for Enforcer: Dozer armor
>allows you to don Bulldozar armor, reducing your movespeed and removing your ability to sprint and jump, but grants you a massive non-regenerating armor pool

>New Deployable for Ghost: Disguise Case
>removes your mask andf armor if any is worn, returns you to casing mode with a different outfit
>cops won't react to you unless you make a hostile action against them
>upgrade allows you to carry 2 disguises

>New Deployable for Fugitive: Riot Shield
>equips a riot shield; this removes the use of your primary weapon, but blocks most damage from the front (like a Shield enemy, will not work on sniper fire or explosives)
>can be upgraded to a more durable version that blocks snipers (but not explosions)

How terrible are my ideas?

>>149743928
>New Deployable for Enforcer: Dozer armor
>allows you to don Bulldozar armor, reducing your movespeed and removing your ability to sprint and jump, but grants you a massive non-regenerating armor pool
Pretty useless m8

>>149743928
mastermind one is useless the rest are cool but overpowered

>>149744290
>Bullseye + maniac + frenzy
>FUCKING INVINCIBLE
it would break the game retard

>>149718702
Did he walk upstairs or were the bags just around the corner?

Sometimes they stand at the end of the hallway by the stairs just to be a dick.

Definitely does suck to get cockblocked like that.

>>149729637
Don't know how well that'll look in 3D.

Looks okay in 2D, like a sprite gun.

>>149744785
>bullseye
>non-regenerating

lern2reed

>>149718702
did you shoot a camera?
if you shoot a camera, someone, somewhere is going to change their pathing, and it won't always be a straight line because swedes can't program

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>>149734456
>it's a more interesting Shadow Raid, but I hate Shadow Raid so it's bad.

Jesus fuck, don't forget to give us news when you'll stealth Erection day on DW.

>>149731931
use frenzy and berserker and if that doesn't help then just uninstall

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Frenzy ruined the difficulty of the game to be honest.

>>149748315
I stopped playing because of it. death wish was already easy enough and now I just feel bad for the enemies.

>>149748315
>>149748012
frenzy shitters should kill themselves

About to complete the Maniac Perk Deck. Is it gud?