/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

>>149509329
Based

This one is better.

>>149509414
No you don't.

>>149509530
Agreed.

>>149509552
i literally and unironically live there

When does Reapers due come out
I don't want to start a new game without it

>>149509626
Prove it.

>>149509435
>playing as mudslimes

>>149509329
How come you finally realized that keeping DH isnt a fucking steamgroup meme?

>>149509915
Nothing wrong with playing as muslims.

Someone is getting butthurt..

non shitposter new thread:
>>149510002
>>149510002
>>149510002

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lastly I'll just post the score

Somehow Qing got Nejd Emirates too

>>149510101
>>149510020
You called it.

>>149510142
Nice

>Ireland
How may people they have?
Every time

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>"Manchuria"
>Qing dynasty still exists

>>149510142
>#3

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>>149509768
does this work for you?

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>>149508874
>>149508976
>He doesn't like GroßMittelAfrika

>>149510306
>Israel
>United States still exists

>>149510375
It's not the germans it's the everything else.

>that ottoman cyrenacia
>japanese africa
>independent somaliland
>independent kazembe

>>149510368
>girls under panzer
>/a/
>argentinian
>weeb
literally dreg of society

>>149510596
you forgot
>/pol/
thanks btw

>>149510670
/pol/ is the new /b/, full of underage edgy teens so its kinda expected from you
not even him

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>>149510280
Ireland got anglo'd hard

>>149510312
Germany has nearly 60 million pops and the USA gets meme immigration bonuses, impossible to keep up as a south american shithole

>>149510515
Japanese Africa used to be Dutch Afrika before they got dismantled, it was basically GroßNigeriums

>>149510368
i wanna move there

t. yorugua

jag vill knula en 2d

>>149509514
Lise's predicament can literally be summed up as "Theo is a terrible Oniichan:

>super close big battle
>20k allied army siegies in next province
>lose
This is why I don't play Ironman.

>>149511067
because you are a scrub who can't accepted defeat?

>>149511136
Rude

>>149511136
>AI didn't help ally in battle for absolutely no reason
>hurr durr u scrub just accept it

>>149511067
You shouldn't play Ironman because there's literally no reason to, it only serves to kill your ass if your save corrupts or the game bugs out.

>>149511494
>getting in a battle to get defeated

>>149511610
Ironman is the way these games are meant to be played

>>149511639
Ok so you're just being fallaciously retarded.

>>149511831
Git bud scrub

>>149511676
No they're meant to be played multiplayer.

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Final screenshot
Finished as a GP and successfully cucked Ivan. Mission successful

>>149511981
fuck off wiz

>>149510306
The State of Manchuria is basically a buffer to prevent the native Manchu from getting genocided by Han immigration in their own country, as after Qing fell they basically got #CHINKED

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_regions_of_China

The Manchu don't even have their own autonomous region, it's kind of sad desu.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northeast_China#Demographics
>Northeast China has a total population of about 107,400,000 people, accounting for 8% of China’s total population.
>Total worldwide Manchu population: 10,430,000

JUST

>>149512045
>implying I'm not being ironic
>falseflagging
t. Wiz

>>149512081
The chinks did genocide entire peoples but the Manchus were mainly just bred out of existence by thirsty girls.

>>149512081
>>Total worldwide Manchu population: 10,430,000
So there are more manchus than greeks

>>149512195
>getting bred out of existence isn't genocide
>mandatory happy_merchant.gif

>>149512449
Go back to /pol/

>>149512323
>Greeks
>Έλληνες
>Total population
>c.14 – c.17 million[1][2]
There's basically the same number of Greeks as there are Jews

>>149512691
No.

>>149512907
You have to go back

>>149512741
Are you saying greeks are jews?

>>149512449
If anything it's them genociding themselves.

>>149512691
/pol/ is a board of peace

>>149512691
go back to leftypol

>>149513283
go back to /fringe/

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>>149512691
(You)

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>>149513241
>>149513283
This lads.

>>149513093
oy vey

>>149513468
holy shit i was part of that discussion

also we were just memeing about it being fake

>>149513468
lmao it didn't last 15 hours

what a lying faggot, maybe he should stay on leftypol or even better, go to reddit

>>149513283
nice flaseflag

>>149513613
>also we were just memeing
But there actually are no copies of the supposed document were ever found, so actually saying it existed at all is more or less conjecture

>>149513781
Site is for people older than 18

>>149513468
leftypol was raiding us that whole week

Pretty suspicious how that copypasta faggot stopped posting once we raided them back lol.

>>149514050
No one was raiding us

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Alright lads. These borders look alright for a grand Ottoman empire? Blue borders are satellite states (Transylvania, Moldavia, Wallachia) and red is direct control.

>>149510784
Release Nejd and post their pops

>>149514186
Looking good.

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>>149514127
they literally admitted to it

before we found pic related we just thought the copypasta fag was a troll, then we found they were raiding us so we raided them back. After that they fucked off for good.

>>149514325
>they
You could have made these for all we know
None of this shit talk about any raids either
I was here and didn't see any raid. Where's the archive links of the supposed raid?

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>>149514325
It wasn't just us. Leftypol went on some kind of offensive on the slow 4chan boards during that week.

>>149514554
Nice conspiracy theory.

>he saves pictures of posts that """""prove""""" his conspiracy shit

>>149514471
t. leftypol

>>149514471
We weren't their only target. They targeted pretty much anything related to politics on 4chan during that week.

>>149514713
So where's the proof in the archive? You think commiemod was a raid too?

>>149514625
This

it was just a coincidence goys

>>149514471
>>149514625
>>149514684
hello leftypol

>>149514186
It might be way too grand m8 also get the caucasuses while you're at it.

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>>149514196
They got it from the Dutch dismantlement right at the end of the game, so it's not that interesting, the provinces are like 5-8% Dutch. France also has half which it got from English dismantlement and one province has about 11% French and 12% British.

As far as cultural enrichment goes what happened to Greece is the most visible, Ottomans have cores on all but 2 of the provinces in Southern Macedonia.

>>149514851
Time to take your ritalin.

>>149514471
>>149514625
>>149514816
>yes it was just a coincidence that we had a spamming leftist during their biggest offensive on 4chan

>>149514825
What was a coincidence? So far no one prove there was anything here, they just posted pics of people taking about regular shit

>>149515032
Where nigger.
Spamming what.
When.
Where in the archive is this.

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>>149514471
>>149514625
>>149514684
>>149514816
t. r&i

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>tfw cathar succession lets me play as a 16 year old cutie (grand, grand daughtr) after my 92 year old king Ironside dies
absolutely based

>>149514930
>the game fell for the Vilnius is Polish meme
HPM pls fix this already

>>149515067
>spamming leftist autist from june 19th - june 23rd
>leftypol just happens to be talking about us during this time

>>149515218
>caring about Colombrah and his buttbudies
wew

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>>149514186
>letting anyone else have access to the Caspian, Aral sea and Black sea

>>149515359
Spamming what nigger.
You saved a bunch of banal shit but the shit that's supposed to be the base claim, the spam, is nowhere to be seem.

I've never seen it done; do you think it's possible to release & play as Panama at game start, become GP (possibly eat USCA) and build the Canal yourself?

>>149514186
>>149515438
>no White Sea access

>>149515592
Probably can but what's the point when you can just play as the USCA?

>>149515248
Not to mention assimilation of Poles are way too slow, Danzig was ~5% Polish in 1918 and and in this game it was still 25% Polish in 1936. There are similar figures for the rest of Eastern Germany too.

>>149514186
>no tehran
>no azerbaijan
>not rescuing your azer bros

Are there any hoi4 mods that have interwar starts?

>>149510375
Post more willy

>>149515559
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/146329882
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/146272573/
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/146229937/
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/146181025/

>>149515810
No, HoI 4 is pretty barren in mods right now.

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>>149515876
here lad

>>149514186
take wallachia and it would be perfect

>>149515783
why did he change his steam name to air bud

Are there events for peacefully releasing satellites from other nations if you have them in your sphere in HPM?

>>149514186
Wallachia and moldovia will unify into romania in 1850's just letting you know

>>149515732

Nationalism, why does anyone want to succeed as a specific country in a gsg?

>>149516170
2bh idk whats the point of playing as any country that isnt a gp at the start and cant form germany

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>>149515592
>>149516170
Forgot pic

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>>149515932
>we start raiding leftypol
>spamming faggot instantly goes into damage control

>>149516258

White Nationalism is Nationalism too, I suppose.

>>149515932
some wisdom from that first thread

>I actually wouldn't be surprised if a faggot from /r/fullcommunism found their way here at least once. A significant portion of the leftists on /r/paradoxplaza post there.

that is the cancer /r/paradoxplaza brings here

>>149515783
wrong
t. Cobra

>>149516763
And guess what's bringing them here? HPM.

>>149516907
trob

this entire thread is shitposting

>>149516763
The guy in that thread wasn't from there though, he was from /leftypol/

Still holds true though. A huge portion of /r/paradoxplaza also posts on /r/fullcommunism and we have proof people from /r/paradoxplaza post here.

>>149515242
>extinction by paternal line
>based

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>>149516763
>>149516907
we just have to continue having the appearance of a forum that has low level racist and misogynistic discourse at all times so they stay away. Of course we must also ostracize the occasional cletus that believes he has found friends here.

>>149517101
>ledditor sees fellow ledditor posting his HPM game
>ledditor asks him what mod hes playing
>ledditor tells him HPM
>ledditor asks where he can download it
>ledditor says "Go to 4chan/vg/ and search /gsg/
>ledditor comes to the thread
>scrolls down
>sees all the "LE DANK MEMES"
>decides to stay

Other scenario
>"DAE KNOW WHERE TO CONTACT HPM XD"
>*upboats* yes m'gentlesir, you can find him posting on /gsg/. *reddit gold x12*

>>149517387
cute annie may girl

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>>149517813
save it, it's all yours my friend!

>>149517560
>it's a rob spergs out episode

>>149517813
>>149517928
Don't fall for her tricks, she's a coalburner

>>149517387
redditors will put aside 4chan's racist humor if it means they can post some "fuggin danke memes XD" after all, reddit does get the occasional racist but they just downboat him. It's not like tumblr where that kind of humor is completely alien to them.

The only way to stop coming here is cutting off the source, HPM.

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>event of the wymym who knocks at your door to tell you slavery is cancer pops up
>pick the option that outlaws slavery and gives +3 militancy to all pops
>actually get the militancy shit
>yet all slave states are still slave states

>>149517560
>>149518074
Why do you know so much about reddit?

>>149518074
>The only way to stop coming here is cutting off the source, HPM.
t. Rob

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>>149517560

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How memey is this

I'm glad reddit knows how stupid report and ignore is

>>149518224
Trolling /r/paradoxplaza. We used to do it all the time till BIG_BENIS_IN_MY_ANUS's autism drove people away from it.

Why does the UK always start a war to conquer French Madras (Pondicherry) in HPM???

>>149518319
shouldn't it be the 4th reich since NWO takes place after WW2

>>149518475
treddit

>>149518319
they added more unions?

>>149518506
>>149518560
i made it, its alt history, i think im gonna call it HitlerMod, i was just testing the union decisions

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Rate my Teutonic Russia, and network of buffer states. Finland, Bulgaria, Romania, Krakau, and Armenia are all vassals.

Despite Teutonblob being a stereotypical not fun blobbing run, it's quite different to play a wide empire compared to a concentrated Japan, France, or Knights game.

>>149518506
In that games timeline third reich probably never failed.

>>149518475
when France takes over Tahiti, England doesn't like that so they get a take colony CB, but there's no real announcement and the closest thing available is always french madras

what is the most underrated goal in vicky 2

>>149518674
denmark shouldn't be independent desu

>>149518887
To be peaceful.

>>149518887
Peaceful peacemaker Hexagonal france.

Only colonize Algeria. Try to prevent crisis wars, and be a happy blue lump. Don't declare war, except to install democracy in fascist or communist expansionist states.

I can't download DLC activator for EU4 from archive. Could someone post it somewhere? It's only 500kb

>>149518948
already done that

>>149518887
forming a germany

>>149519036

Why is that CB install Democracy, anyway? It doesn't make sense. If Absolute Monarchy Germany was next to a weak nation that fell to communism, they could and would intervene and install a monarch on the throne. A "democracy" makes no sense.

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t.____

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why do paracucks bully johan? why can't he be part of the group?

>>149519128
Only constitutional monarchies and democracies have access to that CB. HPM has discussed (and dismissed) the install monarch CB for many many reasons.

>>149519139
It's because they don't understand him. Johan is the hero we need but not deserve. He holds podcats and wizs leash and makes sure they don't turn the games into basically mobile games.

>>149519235

I wasn't talking about HPM. Anyway, it's still stupid. Germany literally intervened in the Russian Civil War to try to install monarchies in the outlying states.

>>149519373
Which is exactly why you can replicate that with the Dismantle CB, or with the make puppet CB, which switches them to your gov type.

>>149519139
because johan is based and doesn't like modern paradox

/gsg/'s favorite games such as Victoria 2 and EU3? All made by Johan.

/gsg/'s hated games such as EU4 and HOI4? All made by Wiz, Podcat and the rest of Neo-Paradox.

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>>149519314
>tfw you unironically want a mobile port of vic2
>tfw you'll just get hyper-casual vic3 that looks like civ6

>>149519139
Johan is a lone wolf inside paradox, the last sane man in Sweden, that is why he got unironically cancer from being near Wiz an DDRJake.

>>149519460
I thought Podcat made Vic2 and Johan made EU4.

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Zoomed out borders if anyone cares, Tried to replicate Russia borders.

>>149519589
>that is why he got unironically cancer
wut

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>>149519589
>>149519460
>>149519314

>mfw based johan suffered for my sins and i pirated Vic2

i don't even deserve pitty

>>149519805
How the fuck is Ming around when it obviously lost Mandate?

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/gsg/ IRL

>>149519460
There is actually some proof to this. During the HoI 4 release stream johan and the dude who made the HoI 3 supply system came to the stream and talked about how amazing it was and all the new faggots just scoffed at them. Poor johan he just wants to make good grand strategy games.

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>>149520018
RECLAIM ROME!
DEUS VULT!

>>149519828
Someone please post that Johan square memel pic

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>Empire republics are ruled by consuls

I'm okay with this.

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>>149520016
They westernized. Westernization is way too easy in this patch. Most nations are westernized and are on par with European tech.

>>149520105
Yup, that's the endgame challenge. Imma give the whole thing to the papal state.

>>149520179
Will you convert to Vic2?

>>149520018
>catholic

dropped

>>149519134
>that indian-tier comprehension of english
congrats friend, you've just spotted a walloon in the wild

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>>149520145
got u pham

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>>149520018
>Italy is protestant

>>149520341
what do you expect a catholic holy order to be pham

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>>149514186
>>149514268
>>149515438
>>149515601
>>149515782
>>149515974
>>149516135

Alright, Oriental Crisis over and ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL of Egypt fags, just because I didn't want to fight GPs over the Suez later on in the game.

My education is complete shit. Should I bother with education tech? I'm pushing every province up to 2.00% edu before going back and doing 4.00%

Also, yeah I realize they'll turn into Romania. I may just annex Wallachia instead. Would that prevent Romania? If I can't, I'll just puppet Romania and have a super vassal.

>>149520453
Thanks
>>149519828
Now look at him and tell me that's not cancer or extreme depression.

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>>149520402
apologize

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Give me some aesthetically pleasing and comfy to administrate borders, lads

>>149520281
Too much work

>>149520341
>Being a heretic

>>149520514
I secularized, I'm an absolute monarchy empire

>>149520501
Not for long

>>149520047
literally me

>>149520694
Sokoto is the only place left with fulai or other accepted pops.

>>149520584
Ottoman pro here I actually played 20+ games with them If you annex wallachia they won't turn into romania. What you wanna do with education is just push 2 percent everywhere and then push 4 percent in hudavendigar, aydin, thrace, bosnia (amazing liqour and wine state) and few more populated states and you want to try to make your people emigrate there since they are pretty non populated. Rush medicine for that sweet pop growth (it gives you like 3+ million pops by the time you hit 1900s) and biologism so you can get your literacy up. Research nationalism and imperialism soon as you can so wallachia and moldovia don't unify also try to rush state and government before 1860 so you can get a conquer cb on montenegro. Also if you consider restarting I'd recommend invading aden before brits invade it because if you own aden + have all the yemen sultanes in your sphere you can annex them for free. Also try not to fall from GP status ever.

>been playing liquor sim for the past year and a half
>haven't played EUIV since
>there's been so many changes I don't know what I'm doing
what do lads

>>149521185
t.urk

>>149521321
uninstall.exe

>>149521321
play as the poms and cuck the shit out of france
t. eu4 pro

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Muscovy converted to that Aztec religion and Russia's gone to some religion beginning with V. RIP Suomenusko.

>>149520972
African Minor is accepted though

Is Manchuiums legit or a meme nation?

>>149522113
Complete meme.

>>149522113
>asian nation that isn't japan
what do you think anon

>>149522113
Legit

>>149521321
this

haven't played EU4 since CoP and it's literally harder than Vicky 2 for me.

Guess it's true that Paradox just feigns complexity with a crowded UI and a shit ton of game mechanics.

>>149522193
>China
>Korea and Dai Viet (maybe)
>not legit nations
Come on nigger, there's no reasoning for this

>>149522113
Manchuria isn't a meme
Gross Manchuriums is a meme.

>>149519460
Johan literally said on a stream a few weeks ago that EU4 is his favourite game. Plus he wants to axe the world market in EU4. Johan's a casual

>>149522410
>implying he wasn't forced to say that by the jewish CEO

>>149522410
>wants to axe the world market in EU4
EU4 doesn't even have a fucking world market.

>>149518319
Romania needs Odessa if this were a "Hitler wins WW2" scenario. Germany should also have Wallonia and part of Franche-Comte. Slovakia should exist or be part of Germany, Banat needs to be Groß as part of Germany instead of part of Hungary

Is it ever possible to sphere China as anybody in HPM?

>>149518319
>independent switzerland
really makes you think

>>149522606
nein

>>149522339
>korea
>not just japan but memier

>dai viet
>not a meme

>>149521839
How the fuck did galicia get into the position to colonize and how the fuck did russia convert to some azetec religion?

I know you're playing a CK2 conversion but that's weird even for that.

>>149522513
vicky 2

>>149522410
Nice disinfo kid

>>149522521
Yeah i'd like to give Odessa to Romania but i would have to change the shape of the provinces and i don't really know how to do that, i'll look into it later, and i didn't really want to give Germany too much of France, they already have enough Lebensraum to the east, but i'll see in the future, this is still a WIP

>>149522606
No, unless the Add to Sphere CB works on them (haven't tried in HPM desu).

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>revolt happens
>byzzie bros sail all the way over to England to squash the revolt for me
>9x70 gold + 146 gold for ransoming my own vassals
och goborrah

Japan is literally the Grossgermania of Asia.

Prove me wrong.

>johan shitposting at 4am on /gsg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muqYPFCJhM0

>>149522882
They aren't muslims.

>>149522705
The former was just a result of low crown authority laws at the end of the game allowing Galicia to fuck over Portugal, and the latter is probably for the same reason that Japan went Catholic. I have no idea. I'm slightly curious as to how it's going to play once converted.

>>149522949
wut

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did they take eu4's memery out of ck2 yet lads

>>149522882
Can't be done lad, Japan's rightful clay is anything east of 70 E and west of the Rocky Mountains.

>>149523021
t. europe pro

>>149522882
>easymodo
>only enjoyed by legit fascists
>only posted by people with an unfounded degree of self-importance
>babbys first empire
Checks out.

>>149523021
because germaniums is muslim now geddit ahahahaha *receives gold* THX 4 DE KIND GOLD SHINY STRANGER XDDD

>>149522796
it doesnt.

>>149523258
Epic

>>149523258
Epic

>>149523373
>>149523443
Epic

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Well this is new.

>>149523373
>>149523443
>>149523517
Epic

>>149523258
>>149523373
>>149523443
>>149523517
Epic

>>149523373
>>149523443
>>149523517
>>149523586
>>149523607
t. me

Why are Boers so bad at surviving?

>>149522890
>they actually give a shit about /gsg/

Well I'll be damned

>>149522507
>>149522756
https://youtu.be/u9hNBOUBcvw?t=40m18s

40:18 and continue watching

johan lovers btfo

johan confirmed for eu4 casual lover

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>>149523720
>>149523607
>>149523586
>>149523517
>>149523443
>>149523373
>>149523258
whoah i just made an epic meme!

>>149523837
Fuck off i started it, this meme is mine, i'm in charge here.

Where is [s4s] when you need them

>>149523837
nice

>>149523958
yeah, you did, because you're me and im you, therefore, i am me

>>149523734
the market for GS is fairly small and the reviewers of GS games don't know jack (see ign and kotaku tier game review websites) so paradox has to rely on fans for legitimate criticism and /gsg/ happens to be both autistic about detail and vocal in our complaints

>>149524086
Wonder if some of them post here.

FUCK INFAMY IN CK2
WIZ CAN SUCK MY SMALL BROWN COCK THAT FUCKING SWEDISH BASTARD

>>149524086
>the reviewers of GS games don't know jack
Most of the reviews for Vic2/Eu4/CK2 I've looked at are/were pretty reasonable.

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>>149524180

>>149524335
Holy shit I have the same glasses with johan

>>149524474
t Johan

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>Shogunate falls to reactionary rebels entirely by theirselves
>they're actually winning the Boshin War now
what did the game mean by this

>>149524516
I actually kinda look like him too.

>>149524180
Back when we used to raid wikipedia an account called Podcat would reverse our vandalism in like one second.

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>>149524523

>>149524519
enrich them

>>149524180
I'm going to bet that some of t. Johan is actually Johan

>>149524596
t Johan

>>149524802
t. johan

t. me

>>149524785
ebin

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post your best europes

>>149525337
>Sapmi
>Ingria
what

>>149525337
not bad as far as memes go but I've seen better

Any modfags in? I'm making an event for CK2 wherein you more or less burn the shit out of a given province, and want it to have a chance to leak over into that province's court in addition to its attackers.

What I'm trying to figure out is how, if it's possible, to have the (currently 50%) apply to each character individually, instead of all of the characters or none of them. I'm using the any_realm_character scope limited to characters in the same province as ROOT (who is the one who blows shit up). Am I using the wrong scope?

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Wew lad

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It's time.

DEUS VULT
E
U
S

V
U
L
T

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What are my goal borders? I don't really want to keep my territories in America

>>149526121
all of north and south america, plus greenland, iceland and spain

portugal can fuck off

>>149526121
take japan and then blob into china

>>149526121
Africa and asia

>>149525830
I don't get it, in my experience shogunate almost always wins.

>>149526121
Annex texas, florida, the whole caribbeans, frca and panama. colonize the western part of africa.

>>149526121
>I don't really want to keep my territories in America
Shame.
Only take Guatemala and Cuba and go full industrial pacifist afterwards then 2bh

>>149526121
Central America, Belize, Tejas, the Caribbean, and Spain

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Liquoria 2 BTFO
https://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/comments/4uf79w/what_is_your_favorite_paradox_game/

>>149526751
>BUT IF YOU HATE VICTORIA 2 YOUR FROM REDDIT :^(

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>>149525337

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>>149526507
The Tokugawa winning isn't what's new here, it's them getting buttblasted by reactionary rebels.
>>149524783
No point since African pops can't migrate to colonies outside Africa.

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Something seems off here

>>149526958
how long did this take you to make?

Is PDM a meme?

>>149527084
No, it's just bloaty.

>>149526959
>it's them getting buttblasted by reactionary rebels
Happens all the time desu, normally reactionaries during the boshin war is Imperial Japan's only chance at winning.

>>149527084
It's worse than robmod

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>>149527007
I don't remember. Made it literally a year ago.

>>149526961
Saved

>>149527160
Not really, there's some RNG involved too.

>>149527139
>it's just bloaty
What did he mean by this?

/r/ing the fat prussia pro guy

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>>149526983
Barely any humans here either

>>149527740
how much of the game are you automating

>>149527621
t. france pro

>>149527621
>>149516258

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>>149527621

>>149515592
It is possible.

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>>149526121
this 2bh

>>149528339
>1895
>3 industry mana
what are you doing lad

>>149528339
>that date
>those scores
>those pops
>that literacy
>that tech
>that everything
kys

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Europe, now with 100% more pope.

Was it worth the 700,000 lives it took to put him back on his throne? Doubtful.

>>149528838
Why did you blob into Russia?

*conquers Warri*

>>149522606
If they ally you through the "shadow of war" event

>>149527740
Usually I go full manual, but I'm lazy right now, so I am letting the civilian stuff be autodesigned. Beyond that, nothing. When I get way larger I typically let taxes and troop recruitment be automated

>>149528937
He's well past the "blobbing into russia" part lad.

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>>149528978
Forgot picture

>>149528937
I've done Teuton > Prussia > Germany games before, I wanted to try something new. Just like there must always be a France or a Darth Traya , there must always be a Russia, so I became Russia.

Now I'm a secularized catholic absolute monarchy that stretches from Danzig to the pacific.

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Give me a good settlement colony to go for as Grossgermaniums, lads

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Hey guys, remember the Democracy 3 game I was playing earlier? I found the problem, conservitives is authoritarian and liberal is liberatarian. Now if your a moron youll think this is how it is in real life.

"Those damn conservatives are going to lock everyone up in prison and kill them if they j-walk"

Still getting rid of socialist policies at the moment. And lowering taxes.

Can someone post that pic with Rob's Austria being fully occupied?

>>149529196
Wouldn't it be more interesting to have a game where there really is no Russia? Also I think the concept of a religious order being secular is a bit of an oxymoron.

>>149529342
South Africa.

>>149529342
Central America

>>149529382
it just doesn't use the amerilard definition where conservative = liberal and liberal = socialist

>>149529452
I didn't both to change the ingame files, but IMO it makes sense that the name would've changed from Teutonic Order to Teutonic Empire.

As far as Russia goes, someone has to civilize and christianize the east, and hold the Chinese/Mongol hordes at bay.

>>149529342
Argentina

>>149529664
t blob

>>149528562
>>149528812
its from my UK game, i just switched tags and changed the borders for the picture

What does Größer Chile look like?
pls no memes

>>149530263
The entire western coast of South America.

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acceptable southern border?

why do redditors like the liquor meme so much

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>>149530446
ftfy

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I've already grown far too large considering I haven't even researched colonization yet. Finding colonizers is almost unfair

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>>149530501

>>149530752
>implying ledditors even understand vic 2
lad....

just installed a gtx 1080 about to play victoria 2 ask me anythign

>>149530829
Then why is their favorite game Victoria 2?

>>149530997
how much liquors per second is it

>>149530752
why do you know how redditors voted in a poll

>>149530752
>boo hoo reddit likes this game so I have to hate it now >:(
Grow the fuck up

Maybe what Reddit likes isn't important. Maybe games are just games, and you can like them even if shitty people like them, and the fact that shitty people like them has no influence on whether the game is good or bad.

Just kidding haha thanks grandi xD

>>149531191
t. grandi afraid people are going to abandon victoria 2 and thereby void his life's work

>>149531376
Just kidding haha thanks grandi xD

>>149530829
>>149531123
>>149531182
>that anal devastation

>"woah reddit's favorite video game is victoria 2? there's nothing wrong with what reddit likes even though i've accused everyone who thinks victoria 2 isn't complex of coming from reddit"

>"no.. it cant be true how can reddit's favorite game be victoria 2"

Face it. Reddit loves Victoria 2 because it's "SO LE COMPLEX XD" even though it's easy as hell once you learn it.

>>149530752
>>149530829
>>149531047
>>149531123
>>149531182
>>149531191
>>149531376
>>149531498
>>149531509
Show some fucking respect

>>149531509
Who gives a shit? Why are you so obsessed with that shithole?

>>149531509
trob

This game simulates a world wide recession 3 times a term. I mean the world economy hasnt been at half screen since the first one. It fucks over my outstanding economy, I should be in the double digits in surplus, but Im not even ta 1 billion. Also, [Make Canada Great Again] accomplished. Now if only I could do this is the far harder America...

>>149522745
Well the Vicky II world market is garbage

What should the borders of my Grossoccitaniums be?

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>>149531895

What should the borders of my GroßEarthiums be?

>>149532110
The world then convert it to stellaris

>>149532030
Grossoccitaniums? As in, southern French people?

I'd say southern France up to (but not including) Brittany, Aragon + Catalonia, Navarra, northern Italy and the non-German parts of Switzerland. Maybe the Algerian coast as a colony as well.

>>149532059
Is this game worth buying or just worth pirating and if it's worth pirating which torrent did you use?

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>>149531895
>>149532059
I find little point to playing that game other than farming steam achievements. Even then the game has trouble keeping my attention, 4 hours to get half the achievements is too little for a paid for game.

>>149532387
buy it on sale if you buy it

>>149532387
Pirating is worth it if just for a day of fun. Kat.cr is down, so I used Pirate Bay.
>>149532562
Ive only played it for like, 2 hours, and Im almost done. This is what pirating is for, if its worth it then buy it for real.

>>149532562
>tfw no Totalitarian Dictatorship

>>149532683
its called democracy for a reason

>>149532674
Searching Democracy III on Piratebay gives me some shitty book on Serbian democracy.

>>149532801
just put in democracy and select games. its down for me with maintenance or I would link a picture.

>>149532891
>Database maintenance, please check back in 10 minutes.
It was up seconds ago...