>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING: RIP, THANKS CSGO
>Team tries something different
>LE JOKE THEY DONT TAKE SERIOUSLY XDD
I hate nu-d2g
hey guys reddit here anyone else cheering for our guys EG?
First for USA
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
>>149383627
s...so guys, where can i bet now?
surely some sites are open.
why is EG clowning around after that devastating loss yesterday
>>149383635
>yurocucks
>white
nice muslim invasion you got there
Australia will win TI.
Just you wait, when he gets his aghs I'm gonna cum
>zai is good they said
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>using a pocket strat in a honeypot LAN
what is PPD doing!?
what if timber's ult returned the health it inflicts when it comes back ?
>>149383734
real redditor here
im rooting for our guys Navi and OG
>Sent her a message
>She didnt reply
hold me d2g
>>149384000
iktf bro :(
>>149384000
Guess she's busy watching esports.
>>149384000
feels and numbers checked
Nahaz is the worst
>>149384000
>asks her if she wants a second date next week
>accepts in less than 2 minutes
New Doturd Item: Worn Rope (700 Gold)
Active: Pocket Deny (Cooldown 100 seconds)
Lowers death time by 20%
>>149384000
>>149384083
the fuck is with her legs
is she a jew jitsu black belt?
>There are people who doubted the Oracle mid.
>>149384248
its a subconscious reaction to show how little she is attracted to nahaz
>>149384294
well duh it's a pocket strat
Why did le 4d chess saltman reveal something like oracle mid in what amerifats refer to as """""""'honeypot"""""""' lan
All according to keikakukeikaku means plan
>>149384294
nobody doubted it, it's just a clowney strat for a clowny tournament
>Zai
>0/3
Kaipi ruined him.....
>>149384224
I love these.
/d2g/ you told me Zai would be literal god tasteless in the offlane
What's going wrong
>>149384139
ranked dota is not a date, anon
>>149384439
people won't know what to expect
if EG wins with oracle mid people will have to play around it
if they lose PPD knows he doesn't have to worry about other teams using it, but maybe he can refine it to be viable by TI
Is Zai good looking?
>zai trying to kill a siege unit with magic
They probably picked Oracle mid because that idea came to them in the draft.
And saving strats is a shit meme
>yurocuck is feeding
what else is new?
>EG felt for the Zai meme
L E L
E
L
>>149384669
Looks beta and weak
man I can't wait for EG to place 12th at TI and see what the honeypot shitters make up this time
>>149384735
bigdaddy1TI
>>149384601
>they won't know what to expect because they will know what to expect
?
WARNING: ORACLE BUILDING AGHS
>1 SECOND CD
WARNING: ORACLE BUILDING AGHS
>1 SECOND CD
>>149384824
>dude theyre going to pick oracle mid every game lol xD
kill yourself 1k faggot
zai is only 6.4k on inflated eu servers
why did you guys think he would be good?
just tune in
did sumail mid oracle?
>not building aether, orchid, crit
>>149385074
Yes he did
>yurocuck ganks
top kek
>>149384989
but now it won't be a surprise
>>149385014
>inflated eu servers
love this meme
>na stronk xd
It wont be far until pros figure out core Wyvern
Americans getting insecure as fuck because they know EG was their only relevant team and now they are worse than Navi
>25 minutes
>10 kills
fucking jesus come on
>the weak link on EG is the yuropoor
Really makes you think...
EG though
>EG
>America
nofear had some clutch heals that fight desu
>best BAT in the game
>not playing as a right click hero
When will they learn?
>>149385156
I am a wandering dota player who has played on sea, au, na, eu. Eu is inflated.
>>149385280
can you just fucking kill yourself lelouch
if OG somehow manage to win TI.
can we still call him nolans?
>EG FELL FOR THE *UNIVERSE* MEME.
haha enjoy your eternal dark seer or tidehunter drafts
>>149385280
Any team with Fear on it is an NA team. He could be on a team with 4 chinks and it would be 100% American.
When will NA DOTA be relevant again?
Is not fair
>>149385338
>SEA and NA servers are reputed for their garbage players
>EU is inflated LOL
>>149385341
why?
Whats /d2g/ opinion on CLQ?
Is he reddit?
>>149385228
I feel sad for them desu
>>149385014
he randoms every game
>>149385421
>is he a famous dota youtuber ?
if so he is reddit
>>149385365
When was it ever relavent?
EG =/= the whole NA Dota scene.
>>149385403
SEA being bad is a meme by 3k players. A 6k average game on SEA is generally a very skilled game.
>>149385421
>CLQ
You're like, 1.5 years late for that meme
kotlguy def reads d2g
>>149385564
t. seamonkey
>shadow demon obviously misses a disruption
>casters don't say a word
BIASED BOYS
>use pocket strat
>lose
uhhh, doturds
NA :joy: :gun:
>NA Dota isnt relevant
>Literally two of the biggest teams has atleast 3 NA players on it
Am I being Meme'd here?
>>149385620
doesn't mean you're not shit dakota
>wait for wisp to come back
>disrupt beastmaster as wisp reappears
>wisp just tethers away
>>149385645
i am half australian and half norwegian and lived in europe for over a year
>>149385695
PEEDUR
are manta-illus always in the same controlgroup when you resummon them or are they treated as a new entity?
>>149385664
>>149385692
thank you
>>149385692
>Literally two of the biggest teams
Is this a fat people joke?
>this ember
LMOA
>>149385692
But there are no top teams with 3 white anglo americans
ЧTO OHИ БЛЯTЬ ДEЛAЮT
>ember just melts
give me all the farm, I have a _____ to win
>>149385692
>two of the biggest teams
Maybe most popular. But they're still tier 2 teams.
The Current Alch meta is total dog shit
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=626340469
>>149385980
>t-t-they have to be white!!!
back to /pol/
>NA
>open stream
>have to go to the wiki to check what oracle aghs does
fucking dota
>This timbersaw player
LMAO DOG GONE GARBAGE
G fucks this after he fucks EG
EG is losing....
>>149386031
fight where they forget to not clump up
>>149386119
saem. looks quite good though if you have the dosh, heals out of the ass.
>>149386105
>nonwhites can be americans
?
>>149386176
People say this a lot as a joke but this Starladder in the meme house is an actual, certified honeypot LAN.
>>149386190
>whites can be americans
?!?
>>149385794
Units always stay in the same ctrl group, so the group still works if you resummon
Also works for the 100% damage taken PL illus to bait with it, and for dividing spiderites and spiderlings as brood so as not to feed gold
>>149386190
t. george zimmerman
tfw battlecup tier 7 winner
>>149386075
ok and what do that have to do with your shit guide
KOTLGUY ENGAGED T-1000 MODE
>>149386190
>people born in america can be americans
back to /pol/
>>149386146
thats a lot of padding, what a downgrade from Nara
>>149386301
Kek Zimmerman was Hispanic
>>149386278
FRIENDS is a fucking non-team.
EG are losing to glorified pub stack RIGHT NOW.
>>149386146
what a piece
>>149386293
cool, thanks. should work for necro and forged spirits then as well.
>>149386358
it's VP sans fng
>>149386358
Exactly. EG isn't going to blow good strats on a shit team to win peanuts a week before TI.
>>149386397
Here's a nipple
>>149386490
>EG will just pretend to be bad.
lol
>>149386427
>cuck cuck cuck cuck xD
>niggers niggers niggers sandniggers cuck XD
MID ORACLE BOYS
Zai also did fucking nothing on Timber
cyкa yeбaныe кpивopyкиe
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=626340469
Tear me a new asshole please
>>149386546
Just a prank bro!
local man overdoses on memedrafts
It's an Universe is a bad player episode
>EG goes 13-0 in the TI5 NA qualifiers
>EG goes 0-4 against EU teams
really makes you think huh
>americans
I thought losing to a tier 2 yuro team was embarassing
>>149386546
They're just playing it like a pub and as we all know pubs can go both ways. If they wanted to win they would but it could expose tactics so you have to consider whether it's actually worth it.
Why is EG losing to a team that isn't in the TI?
>it's a 'the only burger team loses to a disbanded ragtag group of slavs on lan' episode
>>149386563
>triggered cuckold
ugh
USA USA USA
>>149386490
>deliberately losing games
Isn't this also known asmatch fixing?
>>149386427
>no argument
>c-c-cuck!!!!!
back to /pol/
TEAM REDDIT BTFO
>>149386707
SANDRAKER BTFO
>>149386702
>>149386693
>>149386707
Different metas tend to do that
Zai, Misery & w33.
Three players that shone only because Puppey told them what to do.
Fucking exposed as fuck
>>149386707
>EG, best case scenario will go 2-1 against slavs
>DC meanwhile beat them 2-0
is DC Top 1 NA now?
>>149386649
So it's every episode?
WHY did Ppd bring this faggot back?
>>149386754
They're not deliberately losing.
EG is a joke
>Z-zai is still good guys
>>149386427
>>149386712
>>149386846
>is DC Top 1 NA now?
wow what a title to hold, imagine the prestige of being the best of the worst.
>implying EG cares about this honeypot shit
>implying Peter is going to give away strats right before TI
yall are so dumb
>na
>not shit
>>149386427
>>149386337
>>149386712
All redditors false flagging as /pol/
Go back to /r/hillaryforpresident you satan worshipping communists
>EG, in order to beat a fucking glorified pubstack that will disband after this tournament, would have to 'expose strats'.
lol at american mental gymnastics
>>149386772
>>149386908
I love how hard that word triggers subhuman apologists
really makes you think
who /comfy/ here?
m..muh zai
what has school done to him?
he used to be my husbando, now he is nothing
>PPD shows his superior thinking with mid Orace!
>lmao it's just a joke game PPD saving strats for TI!
>>149386973
t. shitskin trump """"supporter"""
>>149386973
>dude cucks lmao xD
Only cucks here are trump supporters in november
man f.r.i.e.n.d.s must be good... beating the #1 team in the world just like that
whos that nahaz hair lady that's always in the kitchen
>>149386938
>damage control
>losing to pubstack
thats what you get for having 2 shitskins in your team
reminder that EG always loses the first match
2-1 incoming
>>149386663
>DC
>coL
>fdl
>Buncha whos
Wow i cant believe none of them could beat eg
>le mastermind
whats the 4d GO move here?
>>149387069
>shitskin
you're not making sense cuckster
>It's another safelane underestimated the solo SK and gave up firstblood doublekill episode
>>149387125
They allowed Nahaz on the panel after he promised LD his wife would clean up the house for free.
>>149386793
Everyone knows that ppy is the
Theo Papaloukas of Dota.
>random CIS (aka Our Region) stack puts reddit in it's place
Based.
>muh honeypot
Even in a honeypot lan losing to a team like that is embarrassing desu
honeypot niggas
why would you reveal strats this close to TI?
Friendly reminder that FRIENDS is not a pro teamJust a couple of friends playing together
>>149387187
15 MINUTES
>EG and Universe tricked EG into picking them despite being currently garbo
>sumail remains shit as long as storm spirit isn't broken OP
>PPD can't draft in a meta with huge hero/strat variety where drafting is actually complex
I feel bad for Fear.
>>149386793
One could add S4 to this list too.
>>149387293
Why would EG need strats to beat a pubstack
Who will North Americans root for at TI now that EG is confirmed shit?
Glad this general is dying,
so many paid Hillaryshill redditors falseflagging as /pol/, you're so obvious. and you're all going to lose
>have wide veins
>sweating from the hot weather makes me lose lots of salt
>blood pressure drops
>almost faint every time I stand up too quick
>tfw
>>149387391
smokescreen
>>149387432
The US president is borderline ceremonial. Why do people care so fucking much?
>ITT EUs not realizing it's China's year
>>149387414
They're going to root for EG again and say that TI6 is just another honeypot
>>149387432
Fucking kek, how does Hilary have anything to do with this general?
>>149387432
Fuck off /pol/
now that ppd soiled himself one last time with mid oracle
who is now the greatest drafter in doto2?
>>149387016
the red is so unappealing to the eyes, no wonder you have mental issues
>>149387459
is this real??ß?
>>149386793
>>149387389
Zai got top 3 TI before he got on Puppey's team an then it was 7/8th, and Alliance won TI3 over Navi
>>149387432
back to /pol/ faggot
>>149387587
ye that's your average amerilard
>>149387537
Hillary is why my mmr isn't 8k
>>149387572
P-god and A-god
>>149387432
please off yourself when trump loses
>>149387587
http://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/news/a30055/this-beauty-shows-what-humans-would-looks-like-if-we-evolved-to-survive-car-crashes/
>>149387532
>implying Americans understand how their political system works
>>149387414
The reverse of this image
After navi gets eliminated who knows. OG i guess. NA can't get caught rooting for china.
>>149387532
This is totally untrue he accounts for 1/3 of government power. Are you retarded or just a foreigner?
>>149387667
kek
that new king dong trailer looks sweet
BASED CHRISTIAN CARRY
>>149387702
I'm afraid to click that link
>11 days for TI6 to start
>EG still experimenting with new strats in elimination games
wew xD
>>149387747
lamo
yes fight, FIGHT!!!
>>149387580
red is objectively the best color
>>149387714
Congress is far more important, yet we don't make nearly such a big deal about it.
>>149387537
stfu shill
>TOURNAMENT IN AMERICA
>Only /pol/ posting spam.
>Tournament in America and EG losing
>Even more increased /pol/ posting
hmm for 11 months now
>>149387789
don't care what you think stupid german
>>149387823
>starladder is a super serious tournament and should be taken super seriously
wew indeed
>>149387702
virus do not click
>>149387849
>Be Dota Jew
>Be /nuclear/
>>149387702
So Americans were just secretly evolving all this time?
>>149387747
>beats Muslim Geniuses
Guys is Draskyl okay he looks like he has had just about enough.
>EG ISN'T EVEN TRYING IT'S JUST HONEYPOT
>THEY PULL OUT THEIR TOP SECRET SHIT TIER MID ORACLE
NA TARDS?
>>149387923
>EG CANT BEAT A GLORIFIED PUBSTACK OF FIVE RUSSIANS WITHOUT **EXPOSING STRATS**
HAHAHA ETERNAL FUCKING LMAOS AT AMERICA'S FINEST
How old is too old for Dota professional?
>>149387987
What's the story behind this?
>>149387983
He's draskyl.
I wish every commentator was more like him.
>>149387414
Now Reddit will claim Secret again and act like nothing happened.
>>149388052
eul's destroyed
>>149387896
>even more increased
Wow a nonwhite subhuman that can't write properly, what a surprise
Kill yourself CTR shills, you're going to lose
>>149387432
>American dota team loses
>/pol/ blames Hillary
Wtf I hate Trump now. Guess I'm a #shillforhill
>>149388042
>yurocucks cant even finish top 3 at TI anymore
LELMAO
>>149388052
That's the famous swindlezz euls "efficiency" play
>>149387983
He's surrounded by memecasters like ODpixel and BTS guys
>>149387432
They are not shills, it's redditors who genuinely believe and like her.
Most of the content from here gets reposted in r/dota2, iirc there even was some MOD in that subreddit who created A FUCKING GUIDE for redditors "how to browse d2g " or something like that.
This general is the most normie infested on /vg/.
EG is going to Naga or Alch
>>149388052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Cg62WLeOg
>>149388052
This is the story behind it
>>149388123
Big stage - small man.
>>149388052
Idiot dropped Euls for that sweet +10 mana boots, fng stunned him before he could picked it and denied the item
>>149387983
draskyl's pretty damn based.
>>149388084
Alright I'll help
your complete fucking dogshit and shouldn't try to make guides
hope that helps
>>149387923
>being so desperate you have to test strats in a 300k prizepool tournament
>other teams saving their strats for TI and simply playing this tournament with default strats to win even if you don't take it superseriously
tab back in PPD
>>149388050
why would there even be an age limit in dota
csgo and starcraft are way more demanding physically and there are 35+ year olds playing those games professionally
Holy fuck Americans cant talk about dota at all
just shitty polreddit spam
reminder that pol is one of the most reddit boards in 4chan and home base of redditors in this site
>>149388158
Have you ever checked Reddit?
Hillary might be the most hated person there
>>149387193
NO NO NO
PETER SAID THE NA QUALIFIERS ARE HARD AND THE EU ONES ARE A JOKE FUCK 7CKINGMAD FUCK RESOLUTION LOL EU DOTA IS SHIT
i'm american and that was still the dumbest thing to come out of that arrogant nerd's mouth
fear deserves better
>>149388084
>guides
Did I accidentally click the lolgen?
>>149388260
>desperate to win a 300k tourney
>a team that just won millions last year
yeah im sure theyre SUPER desperate to win this tournament, not the million dollar one coming up
>>149388286
>CS:GO
>aimbot: the professional scene
>>149388360
because trump is an epic meme and reddit LOVES their memes.
coincidentally /pol/ does too.
>>149388298
then theres zero reason to use it
do you forget what you think about the hero in two seconds?
>>149388125
10/10 webm
spongebobposters are the best shitposters
>NA shitters try to co opt EU/CIS by forcing a "west vs east" view for years
>finally get a decent team
>turn arrogant, burn bridges, make it about NA vs EU
>NA goes back to shit again
>?
>>149388405
People want to win because they're competitive players you fucking imbecile.
Sure this tournament is of lesser value because it is just before TI but it's still a shit sign to lose hard here
>he doesn't know about the latest Wikileaks bomb
Hillary fucked up hard. All of Bernies voters are going to vote for Trump now.
>>149388459
No, it's just convenient to have everything listed and available.
Expected to get a little bit on input but all I got was memes. This general is pure cancer, my first time on here and this is literally the worst general on /vg/. It's literally all shit posting, bantz, and memes.
>>149388116
>>149388142
>>149388202
>>149388217
>>149388226
That's pretty dumb to be honest. I'm not a pro DotA player or anything, but why would you drop an item like that in the open? Wouldn't you want to zip to the tree line or fog of war?
>>149388483
Right, but you're over here acting like theyre trying super hard when its clear theyre just testing strats, like you said kek
I wonder if you NA tards realize how idiotic you sound when you type those posts lmao
Anyway time to get comfy in bed and laugh some more at EG, cya.
>>149387714
this is bait
Where did all my animeNEETs go?
>>149388612
nobody cares, we play a shitty ASSFAGGOT here. you should try a board called /pol/
>>149388639
>ywn be notail's gf
welb
>EG 15 minute GG against Na'Vi
JUST TESTING DRAFTS
>>149388612
>All of Bernies voters are going to vote for Trump now.
how delusional are you
trump is a right wing racist corporatist why would bernie supports vote for him
>>149388689
It's all about NA fags and EU cucks, kids these days don't care about anime anymore
>>149388689
They all got real girlfriends and stopped posting on d2g.
>>149388689
Hopefully offed themselves.
>>149388762
because they hate Hillary
>>149388629
found the 3k
>>149388629
NA dota
>>149388846
good one
>>149388762
Bernie supporters are redditors and reddit is for Trump now, of course they will vote him.
Who's /legsontable/ here?
>>149388629
He was tilted because that game wasnt going their way and if they lost, they were out of the biggest tournament of the year
Still, the main reason he got it destroyed was because of the shit camera angle in dota, check the replay >>149388217
he tries to get it instantly but theres a tree in the way
bravo ppd
money changes people
THEY'RE DONE
>>149388762
Trumpfags cannot comprehend any higher level of intelligence and instead resort to projecting their own shallow politics on everyone else.
t. not voting for Hillary so fuck off /pol/
told you it's a honeypot
>AA mid
what the fuck is going wrong with PPD
>AA mid
TI 1 META
>EG IS JUST SAVING STRATS
>GOING ALL OUT IN THE LOSER BRACKETS OF A HONEYPOT LAN
PEEDUR?
PEEDUR?
>AA MID
blast from the past
What in the actual fuck is peepeedee doing
What's the point of sandbagging when they're not that good to begin with?
PE PE DE
>AA MID
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAH
AA MID
AA MID
AA MID
AA MID
AA MID
PETER HAS OFFICIALLY LOST IT
>stre- memers just shouting
>can't see the draft
Quality.
>Another 5 months of yanks injecting politics into every single thread
kill me
>people are actually surprised by AA mid
uhm dotards? AA is a pretty good mid hero
honey
pot
>Fear has a massive arm band to help with his elbow and wrists
SURE HE CAN PLAY CARRY
>>149388629
Misguided idea of efficiency. Swind would only have gotten about +10 mana from his boots. He could have just used boots and regened the mana in literally 2 seconds.
PPD is playing 4D chess tbqh
>>149388868
>>149388962
part of the problem for bernie fans is hilary is left enough so why would they vote for a right winger
>>149389014
yep
>>149388689
There were no animeNEETs here, ever.
They were simply pretending to be your friend only to make fun of you behind your back with their real friends.
>>149389082
Not against queen
olmao
MASTER
MIND
DRAFTER
>>149389025
>AA mid is all out
BASED KALDR IS THE STRONGEST!!!!!!!!!!!
>>149389082
>>149389151
and not in competitive. Maybe in pubs but AA is going to get Ogre'd
I dont get the AA mid hype, Dendi was playing it a year ago too and noone freaked out then
LET'S DOTA GUYS XD
>AA Mid
>yurocucks still think EG is trying super hard in this tournament
LELMAO @ YOUR LIFE
EG has no push
>>149389063
thats what happens when they have no relevant teams
>peter knows he can't win
>picks strange heroes to make it look like he was just experimenting
Golden
uuuuh peter????
>>149389096
Those are good even if you don't have any stress injuries. They do a lot to prevent them.
>People don't know Ancient Apparation mid.
Kill yourself nu/d2g/
fucking Dendi used to be GOAT with it
Then again that is G with Queen so Sumail is probably fucked lol
>>149389151
>>149389191
i dont play mid but we'll see how it turns out
>>149389171
>Oracle mid
>Followed by AA mid
He sure as hell isn't "holding back"
>>149389135
Bernie and Trump are anti-establishment
Clinton is the establishment
>THE UNION OF YUROPEON KEKOLDS ARE BANNIGN VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES
MY
FUCKING
GIGASIDES
http://www.huffingtonpost.de/2016/07/23/de-maizieres-waffe-muenchen_n_11153444.html
>>149389256
The casters even countered this by saying there were only 40 heroes in the game or some shit at that time. Fucking kill yourself
Why does he keep memedrafting?
All according to keikaku?
>>149389256
Kek you were saying?
>tune in
>mid kaldr
am I watching ti1?
>>149389197
>dendi
>a year ago
>doubting
>>149389202
Draskyl looks like his skin is falling off his face
>>149389253
How much do they cost? And what are they actually called, I just said it is a massive arm band because that's what it looks like.
>>149389315
germany banned wolfenstein for like 15-20 years.
this is nothing new
>>149389063
>5 months
Amerifat here it will be 8 months minimum. After election there will be /pol/aks on every board that isn't heavily moderated yucking it up for months about whatever happened.
>>149389372
>trump will ban the violation of vidya
That's the only sensible thing I heard from him.
"at least he's not a nyxpicker"
>>149389405
he probably tried crocodil while in russia for that epicenter tournament and got addicted
>Didn't send the QOP mid
LOL WHAT
is that a fucking Ogre Magi mid
>>149389412
I dunno exactly, but my dad had one due to strain from excessive chainsawing. It's basically a massive elastic.
>AA mid
yeah EG is definitely not trying
I swear whenever EG playing thread goes to shit. Every fucking time.
Do you think Bulbo rtz and Aui snicker at EG when they walk pass each other in hall way ?
>>149389529
yurocucks are insecure about EG for whatever reason
Probably because EG has made it farther than any yurocuck team in TI the past 2 years
>AA mid
Poo Poo Dick does it again!
G's kinda getting shit on. Never a good sign for the team he's on.
why is Sumail memeing mid again?
>>149389526
Their spirit is broken after being 2-0'd by navi
How the fuck does EG not know there is a ward there, they keep casting spells up hill
ZAI LOL
>ZAI
L
M
A
O
WHAT A FUCKING SUB 2K MMR SHITTER
>zai
ah yes the zai prodigy
Sounds like we've got some assblasted yuropeon cuckolds, furious because they CANNOT win when it matters, only able to win worthless honeypot lans.
Why do Swedes and Americans love being terrible together?
>Zai not looking at his hero and running into wisp at 30% HP
Look at it that way:
Starladder is more or less of a training for TI, teams are testing various strategies. Regardless of realistic powerlevel of current EG, it's a team gathered with winning TI in mind. So. Ppd tells himself - "we either can beat a ragtag group of tier3 players with Sumail on AA mid, or if we can't - we have a lot of work on". He didn't "lose it", he's not trolling or considering it a valuable strategy. It's him testing his own team in critical situation.
was Zai a sleeper EU agent sent by PPY to destroy EG from inside all along?
>>149389740
someone post the kelly fear webm
you know the one
>>149389740
It's the cuck mind
>>149389740
cucks and the og cucks
Is zai unironically washed up
>Zai offline Wingate on Kaipi better than his support Wingate on nu-EG
K e k
E
K
>game isn't over
>damage control already in full force
>>149389739
>americans are losing
>"we've got some assblasted yuropeon cuckolds, furious"
your post makes no sense.
>>149389806
If you are struggling against fucking pubstack of disbanded VP you have issues as a team.
Don't try to mental gymnastic your way out of this fact.
>>149389903
>replying to lebanon
will you ever learn?
>>149389902
>ixmike will never be relevant again
feels bad man
>>149389627
I love EG games. There's no losing when you watch EG games. Either they're getting dumpstered, which is hilarious, or they're dominating, which is great because when they win, it's because they played some outstanding dota.
Both things are fun to watch.
>FRIENDS
is this team the successor of 4 friends + chrillee
>>149389806
i assume this is some copypasta of reddit
NICE ICE BLAST SUMAIL LMAO
ROFL that AA ulti
my fucking sides
>that missed ice blast
what the actual fuck is wrong with sumail
>sumail
They're not
They're not even trying
They actually want to lose
Why does EG want to lose?
>vlads void
Going to need that ebin lifesteal aura for... uh...
>missing ice blast on chrono'd targets
d-dotards? are these your champions?
>>149389987
he'll always be relevant in my heart
HIGHROLLERS WW@?
>>149390035
It's VP after they got dropped by the organization, minus FNG due to visa issues.
>>149390104
>vlads for lifesteal
spotted the 2k
>>149390163
>still betting
I hope you enjoy prison
Someone make a webm of that Iceblast
It's EE Fucking Up level
>>149390186
Why does he have a kiddie sized plate?
shhhh its just a honeypot
Friends just need to stack and Luna will BKB and run at EG
>>149390253
antipasta
>>149390240
>free internet
>free housing
>free food
>free friends
>not allowed to go outside
indeed I do, I wish I had known about prison earlier
>>149390253
>having only one course for dinner
must be awful being that poor
So I bought the legendary pudge tassels, and it needs 25 games to unlock the final style. I put in a gem that has 50 games played on it, and I still can't unlock it.
What do I need to do?
>>149390223
>for the armor
just buy basi lmao
>for the pitiful damage
just buy real damage lmao
>for the mana regen
48 mana per minute lmao just buy basi
>for the health regen
180 health per minute lmao just buy mek
What the hell was that
>+1000 gold
That popped up for Luna?
How the fuck did she suddenly get 1000 gold at once?
>>149390405
Have you tried playing dota
>>149390505
sell ogre club
>>149390505
probably bought something then sold it
so, how did that oracle mid work out for america?
>>149390532
great post
>>149390550
>>149390559
Thanks, I feel dumb now.
>EG is going to win with AA mid
LEL NICE SCREAM
LUL
>>149390580
Looks like a gyspsie.
It's another episode of "Sumail being a shitter".
So many missed opportunities due to missed ice blasts.
>weaver's ult isn't weave
>in fact, is a straight copy from Tracer's ult
Do you really need to steal everything from Blizzard games, dotards?
nice disrupt ppd
LMAO universe
Sumail literally can't hit an ice blast
Are you a swedecuck?
>>149390838
>implying
>>149390580
Milo?
>PPD has to literally pick Sumail joke heroes because his hero pool is so low.
>>149390838
(you)
Holy fuck lads it is so hot in here i'm fucking melting in my house
>>149391072
I hate you so much.
I'm sorry, but did EG already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the 1st game of a 2 out of 3 series. Does not having the lead after the 1st game count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would start memeposting when the game is still on? EG are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the western scene for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in NA who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy off of getting mindfucked by PPD. But you know what? They still fucking suck. EG is one of the best fucking teams in Dota, they won fucking TI5 and would of won TI4 if Mason didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you post retarded shit like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when EG wins and someone goes back to your old posts and gives you a (You) you're not gonna want. Oh look at that, EG lost a game one that they'll come back to win the series anyways while DC will still be a tier 4 shitty, terrible fucking team. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-EG posts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams in Dota, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot all of your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>149391072
isn't 18c room temperature?
>you don't need to pick utterly stupid stuff to "hide strats", just pick something that looks believable while not revealing your real drafts
I honestly believe PPD realized their team is shit and they are making awful drafts as an excuse to pretend they "don't care". This isn't even "testing new strats" as oracle mid is obviously stupid.
>>149390936
who in the fuck would draw this shit?
>>149391072
This forum is for white people
>>149391072
It's the middle of winter here and it got up to 15 degrees yesterday. You can't even begin to comprehend hot.
>>149391187
Not for snow niggers.
Dotards?
>>149391072
hahahaha, kill me.
>>149391187
20 to 25c are accepted room temperatures
PPD's drafts are legit bad holy fucking shit
>People wont buy Cloack when they TP back to base after being hit up by AA ult
>and then sell it back before the timer runs out
dog shitters
>>149390967
EG is winning 4vs5
>>149391072
SENPAI ITS BEEN 22-24 DEGREES IN MOST OF ENGLAND AND WE'RE ALL DYING HERE.
>>149391297
25C is hot as fuck senpai, I wouldn't put my heating on anything above 21.
>>149391380
>EG is winning
stopped reading right there
>>149391294
>tfw 28° at night
kill me
>>149391187
im literally in my underwears and im soaking wet from the heat this is fucking horrible t.b h
>casters talking as if friends had already lost
Are these guys fucking idiots?
G??????????????????????
>>149391418
it was 35c here in the netherlands this week. you havent felt true heat yet
>>149391481
>17-8
Geh?
>>149388846
yo sauce me fampai
Which pro gets laid the most?
>tfw global warming is actually real
>>149391294
it was like 38 in my area on monday in the uk
like temp was like 26-27 I fucking hate summer so much
Reminder that if TP scrolls were nerfed to no longer be a reliable escape, it would only buff a small few completely shit heroes who have no way to deal with it
>Get ruptured
>TP away
>?????
>BS goes and hangs himself
NERF TPS WHEN
>>149391584
>dota is TDM
why are eurocucks so fucking stupid?
>>149391191
It would have worked if they banned Slark. They kept getting split pushed by the Ember and Slark and got delayed too long.
also would have worked if Zai got more farm
>>149391481
8-18
>g is playing dogshit
>ppd will be praised instead for picking max meme
>>149391606Egm is a slut, sleept with everyone
>tfw the smell of your own sweat turns you on and disrupts your Dota plays
>>149391606
the gay ones
>>149391645
it's fucking summer people, why are you complaining that its hot in the summer?
Go eat some icecream or something
>>149391492
this is why air conditioning exists my friend
>>149391646
>like temp
I mean night temp
>>149391654
dazzle has a stun
PERU
EVERY
GAME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>mid AA
nice coping of the dendi meme LUL
>doubting EG
>>149391654
TP needs a small nerf after having its gold reduced so fucking much
The multiple-TPs-to-single-tower shit should have like a .5 second increase, and maybe decrease the AOE around buildings
HOW CAN YOU DEFEAT A MAN WHO CAN CONTROL TIME?
>>149391809
>blogeando durante deportes electronicos
jajajajajajaja
>>149391658
>implying i'm a disgusting yuroshit
>>149391806
a stun that takes 3 seconds to stun someone
same thing with medusa and sniper, anyone can tp away from you if you haven't used it yet or its already over
friends just realized they gotta ban Void
>>149391646
Remember in 2013 when there was that 20 day long heatwave?
It was about 34C, and like 1000 people died because of it.
>>149391863
gonna need a source good buddy
>>149391904
>it's a nonwhite post
please leave
this game
>if they win this series
VP will probably pick up this F.A.G.S
>if they lose
end of their career cause they lose to mid AA
everything is according to PPD's keikaku
>>149391072
Can you shitposters stop crying?
>>149391971
Nice post Draskyl.
>>149391697
>tfw balls are so sweaty and smelly that whenever I spread open my legs I get blasted with my spunk
>people complaining its hot
>tfw florida
>tfw regularly 98+ every day in July
>>149391697
>tfw cant stop smelling my balls
>>149392019
>implying nonwhite
>>149392034
>>149392115
>using retardunits
hello?
AQUILA
TREADS
DRAGON LANCE
MANTA
BKB
LITERAL HONEYPOT BUILD
HOW CAN ANYONE STILL FALL FOR THIS IN 2016
>>149392116
Zyori please.
>>149392116
>>149392093
Go away Zyori
>pick qop and ogre
>lose to mid AA
Icefrog really did a number on these heroes.
>>149392159
>not using Kelvin
>>149392115
98°C??????????????
>>149392034
>Fahrenheit
LMAO
>>149392115
how do you live when your water boils all the time?
>>149392159
Sorry
>>149392034
>doxing yourself
Nice apartment mate
>>149392116
>>149392093
>>149392014
It's just a pic of LC doing pushupshttp://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1771699
EVERY
TIME
EVERY FUCKING DAY
>>149392146
only a subhuman nonwhite would try to create dissension between whites
Celsius seems so dumb
>0 C is the freezing point
>0 C isn't even cold
at least 0 degrees F makes sense, thats fucking ice cold
>>149392000
I actually forgot about that, I could barely stand 1 and a half days of that shit how I got through almost an entire month is beyond me.
Maybe I didn't
send HELP
>>149392159
>not realizing fahrenheit is objectively superior for weather
>>149392215
>over 298K for the last week with peaks at 308K
kill me
>it's a maut observer/production value episode
>>149392253
Not mine the GPS signal drifts so I live a few blocks awat
>>149392034
do you live in this shitbox?
>>149392159
>>149392219
>>149392223
where are yurocucks
>>149392398
right, and foot is a good measurement for height, lmao.
>mid AA fucking WORKED
Oh god my fucking sides
>>149392398
'no'
Fucking lag
S-ALLAH
>>149392342
t. shitskin
>>149392384
is it hot in Canada because of global warming or is it hot because Canada is literally on fire?
>>149392491
Friends picked qop.
>alohanonce
>>149392376
>not using Kelvin
is this scrub for real?
>>149392475
upper bracket
should I get back into this game?
>>149392548
Wisp QoP would have beaten SD AA
>>149392548
>pick qop against AA
>qop doesn't just repeatedly murder AA starting at level 3
did ogre never rotate?
>>149392542
Well global warming dries up the forests which in turn makes them more vulnerable to fires
>>149392449
how much does that cuckshed over there cost? 2 million dollars?
>thread derailed by snownigger's weather post
you cant make this shit up
>>149392449
No that complex is too close to the main streets
>getting outtraded by a qop
lmaoing@eg
>>149392661
QoP got fucking demolished
>>149392672
better than polposting
>>149392215
I want to knock up mediko!!
>not going octarine on AA
baka
>It'´s a universe plays a amazing void episode
reminder that EG didn't give VOID to Universe and lost a TI because of it.
>>149392672
EG dota is really boring
>>149392673
Post pic senpai.
LUNA MY MAN BUY AN AGHS
>>149392381
I kept a bucket of water in my room and periodically soaked a towel in it and draped it over myself until it started drying.
>>149392579
based SmugJew
wtf are you all on about
its quite comfy here
>DOUBTING
>>149392672
More interesting than tier 3 esports
>>149392746
>subhuman is STILL triggered
>>149392824
>39f
>comfy
I don't even like going outside unless it's at least 80+
>a team with an anime banner is losing against a team with 0 anime watchers
L M A O
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
>>149392824
>humidity: 70%
the fuck nigger
>>149392886
>le subhuman
>le triggered
cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuckc xDdd
>>149392376
Are you actually fuckign mongoloid ? Celsius is perfectly adapted, you get a 70 range from extreme cold to extreme heat, and you can easily translate it to Kelvins when needed. I fuckign pity americans going in stem and being stuck as enlightened individuals in a sea of imperial retardation
>>149392805
Nope
>>149392957
if Celsius is so good then why do the smartest scientists in the world live in America?
>>149392957
But Zai and Sumail are anime
>>149393063
>they use celsius scale
uhhh
>>149392991
The educated sector (all of STEM) of America uses Metric.
>buying bloodthorne when only luna is a right clicker
>>149392824
Sounds neat, that's a tshirt and jeans weather, maybe a beaner if i'm feeling weak. I fuckign hate canadian current heatwaves and shit
>>149392779
This holy shit
>Give void to universe
>plays out of his mind on it
>get void again
>give to mason
that shit still triggers me to this day
>>149393063
But scientists use metric in the US
WHAT IF LUNA HAD BOUGHT AN ITEM
THAT LET HER KILL FV AND HIS TEAM DURING CHRONO
INSTEAD OF NEEDING TO GET CLOSE
>>149393138
Yes, and they are enlightened individuals living in a sea of stupidity. Hence me pitying them.
Reading comprehension, anon.
>>149393063
cause ww2
>not tping luna to bot lane
>bringing luna back
It's like they're losing on purpose
>>149393063
>>149393128
>>149393201
what was the point of picking Luna in this game anyway?
This "lets put G on the safelane" was Mason on Void TI4 tier decisionmaking
Game 3 is going to be Rhasta mid.
Calling it now.
Screencap this post.
>>149393196
bruh, you have no idea how hard I was triggered when I saw it. I was fucking stunned. I was so sure of them. I felt like universe was literally being in the fucking ZONE. Like nothing could've stopped him if he got that void.
Then Mason goes vid and just feeds and fucking fails everything there ever was.
>>149393427
It was a better pick than qop or ogre
What happened to Sumail's hair?
>>149393480
Full on MADMAN status? i can dig it.
>>149393480
ppd go get ready for game 3
>>149393341
sorry I haven't been working on my faggot comprehension
Why are the TI5 winners having a hard time with some random pubstack?
>>149393480
dubs and it's venge
>>149393539
he's trying to be an aryan so he dyed his hair blond
>>149393539
he dyed it
>>149393480
i-is it my time again?
>>149393480
>implying it wont be pugna or skywrath mid
>>149393514
>>149393465
>hating on our guy mason
you don't belong here
I can't wait until Trump is elected and makes doubting illegal.
>>149393427
look cute
>>149393645
In soccer that kind of vanity is the first sign of a player's limited potential.
>>149393635
Pakistanis and north indians are the real Aryans.
Why the fuck Luna didn't get fucking Aghs? She could've used it on G and let him go ham while she chills in chrono.
Is Alohadance allergic to winning?
>>149393661
jesus christ i miss the days of pollywog priest mid and niggers getting ez ward traps
>>149393764
>only useful every 2 minutes
ya real awesome strat there 2k
>>149393863
better than being useful NEVER
>>149393719
whats soccer
>>149393764
>it's a random 4k shitter from d2g knows better than the people getting paid to play this game episode
TONY MID OR FEED
>>149393634
Dubs and it's Witch Doctor mid
Trips and it's Dazzle
Quads and it's solo Wisp
Are we allowed to like LD now?
>>149393863
If you aren't going to build an aghs on luna you might just as well pick drow or TA or something.
>>149393908
some sport that Europeans play where you hump the grass for 90 minutes and the game ends 0-0 but this is considered exciting
>>149393991____no____
Salom!
>>149393863
You mean like fucking chrono?
>>149393954
roll
>>149391271
why does ta cancel his autoattacks
>>149393916
Anything post-fox news happening is cancer
though phoneposters are new type of cancer, far more cancerous
>>149394030
never heard of it
is it like football
>>149393916
2008 master race
What a year
OKAY GUYS IM GOING TO FUCKING FIX DOTA RIGHT FUCKING NOW:
>Desolator (3500) + Demon Edge (2400) + Claymore (1400) = Stygian Brand (7300)
>+137 Damage
Passive: Cauterize
>Orb Effect
>Your attacks reduce enemy armor by 13 for 7 seconds and prevent all regeneration on affected units.
>Stops all life gain from any source
>>149391072
>Celsius
Why not use a scale based on the human body?
>>149394168
Haha what the heck? Why did he do that? Wonder what the goal was there.
>>149394247
Yeah except people use their feet ever
>>149392957
zai and universe both watch anime
>>149393916
We barely have people here that played Dota 1,
>mfw got brain freeze from frozen lemonade
>>149394290
What does effect have to do with cauterisation?
>>149394274
kill urself
>ogre magi is an 'inteligence' hero
>is one of the least intelligent heroes
UUUHHH D-DOTARDS???
>>149394290
op as shit
if it was a short duration active or the orb was more like 3s then it'd be more reasonable
>>149394334
Are those her shoulders or legs from another woman?
nahaz will be blackout drunk by the end of the stream
his speech is starting to slur already
>>149394334
what did you mean by this
>>149394369
nobody cares weebshit
>>149392461
one gallon of water no, but 1 BTU raises 1 pound of water 1 F
>>149393916
2005
28 years old
>>149394030
Is it like Baseball where there's a commercial break every 5 minutes and barely any actual playing?
>>149392164
notice how the last beam hits nothing when there is ember as a target available?
nice programming there DOTARDS
>>149394403
>wisp is a strength hero
>he isnt very strong at all
>>149394274
same senpai
>>149393916
not even kidding, I joined 4chan during Chanology
>>149394441
>british thermal unit
>british
fuck off wanker
yanks only
>>149394428
Why call a sport football when only one person uses his feet on the ball and he has to be brought on especially
is Draskyl dying?
>>149394579
>wisp is a strength hero
holy fucking shit I never noticed
>honeypot
What do you fellas mean by this?
>>149392164
>that chrono
1k
>>149394539
it's more like American football where theres only 20 minutes of gameplay and 3 hours of commercials
>>149394687
We're all dying, anon.
>>149394561
theres a sliver of fog of war inside of the rosh pit thats not visible to enemies either inside or outside the pit
ember just happened to land exactly in that spot and got saved
or maybe if he was visible the beams wouldn't have been enough to slaughter everyone
>>149394687
yes
and so are you
and so am i
I kinda like this LIZARD+DRASKYLL+WINTER+NAHAZ couch
>>149392461
Yeah too bad °F is far better for weather, since it's a smaller scale while we are still able to discern a change in one or a few units
>>149394763
>american football
you mean handegg?
>>149394687
for like 3 years already
rip yames
>>149394612
>english
>england
mierda chico blanco
>>149394721
it means
>'eg lost but it doesn't matter, only their wins matter'
>>149394752
he landed a 4 hero chronosphere on the enemy team and trapped them all in a tiny aoe, it would have been rape in any other circumstances
except that aghanims luna shits all over chronosphere
WHICH IS WHY FRIENDS ARE FUCKING RETARDS
>>149394274
save this picture, rename it to *.jsa and shit brix!!!!!
what happened to FNG?
>>149394838
i wonder if anybody actually believes this
i mean you'd have to be particularly retarded but i'm sure some people do
Another year, another hearbreak as she loses. It's even worse that she's losing to one of the least fun heroes in the game.
>>149394721
it means EG were lucky they didn't face Secret at Ti5
>>149394908
Not that guy, but he randomly casted him on himself rather than casting it around two hundred units to the left.
Combined with slow cast time, it is obvious that Void is rather low skill.
Which is irrelevant to Luna's damage, of course.
>>149394838
what did he mean by this?
>>149394819
>>149394774
jokes on you I'm a robot
>>149395010
Good thing Secret got dumpstered by VP kek, while EG had to face all the chink teams, who were better than yurocucks
>>149394992
No visa.
>>149394837
Draskyl and Nahaz could leave and it would be much better
>the meth finally caught up with Draskyl.
>>149393480
Shadow Shaman would be so fucking good if his turn rate was slightly better
>shit teams stretching out their series to 3 games to prevent us from watching secret vs naver
just make it a bo1 nobody cares
RIP
press 'F' to pay respects to Dad
When did Winter become so based?
>>149394423
wtf?
>>149395004
>>149395130
Nahaz is there to get shot down and laughed at.
Draskyl is there for dead inside jaded commentary
>>149394687
>5 mi. later deadly says I'm literally dying
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>149395091
EG has never beaten Secret and never will
Which is why EG were not in Secret's bracket because burgers knew they would lose
>>149395182
winter has been the best analyst for years
>>149395063
It means °F is more precise, a 2 degree change in F can easily be felt
>>149394998
It's objectively more precise, which makes sense considering it's built around the human body temperature, so naturally it should be used when talking about how temperature feels to humans
>>149395313
>76F
>feelsgudman
>78F
>toofugginghotman
yup
>>149395182
why is he so smooth
>>149395182
uh... this..... this is pretty.... uh.....
>>149395313
lol what a load of bullshit
I guess feet are a good measure too because you know what a foot is XD
>>149395247
>>149395313
yeah i get it but do you think there are any retards out there that actually believe this?
as i said you'd have to be extremely retarded
>>149395293
hello SEA monkey
>0-14
>>149395291
>EG has never beaten Secret and never will
Nigger you retarded?
What is DAC?
>>149395140
yeah shadow shaman is one of my favorite heroes but the turn rate is attrocious
Centaur pick incoming
>>149395004
>>149395247
>>149395416
>Lyralei will never shackle you to a tree and force you to smell her feet while she jacks you off and says "My elbow strength grows!"
why live
>>149394383
if you cauterize a wound it can't grow back right away because you've sealed it up, stopping any regenerating in the blood
if you can chop off someones arm and it just sprouts back after 10 seconds thanks to heart of tarrasque pumping magical regenerating blood, then searing the wound shut would stop the regen
>>149393954
WITCH DOCTOR MID
INCOMING
I think that slav in the red tshirt might be dead
>>149395313
I've never realized how fucking retarded Fahrenheit actually is until now, thanks.
If anyone still remembers me from this morning, man this took more effort than it should have.
>Give up off lane as Timber and pick AA instead because two assholes tell me they gonna dual and wreck the enemies' shit
>they pick bounty and Off lane Kunkka and proceed to feed
dota truly is a rollercoaster, you always remember the down much clearer than the up
>>149395504
if SS had void's turnrate and +5 ms would he be viable?
>>149395573
But the cauterisation is, as you say, in itself a method of healing. I don't see the analogy when the effect is just blocking healing.
>>149395619
You are really mad
PICK ME
>>149395004
> least fun heroes in the game
who?
>2 wolf
>>149395630
how could you play so many games in a row anon?
A few games take such a big toll on me I always need a break
>>149395567
It's truly a horrible world to live in. At least I'll be able to buy a figma of her soon. I'd rather have a WR Nendo though.
>>149395643
he already is semi-viable. hex is good and shackle can be OP is you get aether and a full duration.
also aghs+refresher wards are free rax.
he needs a little buff to be 100% viable
>>149395712
Not him but Herkules, Hydra, rings any bell?
>lesbian cuck-ender
>>149395719
WOLF STATUS
[_] AT YOUR DOOR
[_] NOT AT YOUR DOOR
?????
WELL WHAT IS IT DOTARDS
>mid Oracle
>mid AA
>LC pick
alright I'm convinced ppd is just using this tournament to try random shit
EG just lost so hard kek
>>149395889
>said increasingly nervous eurokek
>>149395838
I can hear the knocking already
>>149395838
>[_] NOT AT YOUR DOOR
Less TD than PL and Luna rofl
WINTER STOP
THAT'S LEWD
>>149395760
I wasn't gonna stop until I reached 5k.
Now I finally can focus on the test in biochemics I got next friday.
>>149395801
You fucks better vote WR Arcana to fix her spine
She has these nice tits but also has boneitis
>>149395726
She's losing to Slark.
Charlie Yang is still at BTS mansion???
Are there mafia games???
Does Nahaz participate???
WAIFU PICKr8 my shitposting station
>>149395942
What the fuck is nahaz talking about?
>>149395712
cauterization is not a method of healing
its a method of preventing infection, not restoring anything
it seals a wound shut and prevents further blood clotting / loss
the point of cauterizing is to sacrifice the bodypart in order to prevent wider damage from infection
but cauterization also prevents the bodies normal regenerative cycle because it stops bloodflow
>tfw entire room smells like sweaty balls
How do i fix this /d2g/ it's hard to play Dota like this.
>>149395985
i thought everyone hated slark
anyways it will be pudge vs wisp final because all the cuckports are rallying for him and the entirety of peru and russia is for pudge
>>149395950
see this, what do?
>>149395942
Kek, I can see the forehead of the friend that was there with me.
>>149396048
>not muting nahaz
>not muting the casters
>Not muting the stream
malo
who is this?
>>149395956
All of my votes, but it wasn't enough.
>>149396041
>tfw no chimpansee bro to play dota with
>>149396039
man you need to kill yourself
>>149396129
lelgion commander, the game losing niggress.
>>149395881
thats lewd
spoiler it
>>149396225
i c, most of the time I actually can't tell who the hero is supposed to be when they have a different icon
>>149395567
kill yourself
>>149396110
>nahaz
>>149396279
are you retarded?
>>149396082
get a moist towel senpai
>Legion requires constant kills to keep her damage scaling
>Past 30min in pro games every pick means objective, which makes people play super safe
Why Legion sucks in nutshell. She can't get damage for shit in late game.
>>149396345
no. are you?
Isn't G supposed to be good?
>>149395567
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/27/Dlc_lina_announcer_mega_now_you_02.mp3
Who is the most jewish character in dota?
>>149396683
not really
>>149396082
scented candles you faggot
>>149396717
Do you even need to ask
>>149396717
Alchemist comes to mind.
>>149396717
shopkeeper
>accidental kill by MoC
>casters are clueless
BTS everyone
>A-Walking
HAЙC ДУEЛИШЬ ДAУH
>>149396717
>>149396810
Yes, I'm new to this general and needed another merchant for my collection
>>149396717
gee maybe the jew who rides around on top of a nigger, controlling the brute with drugs to commit acts of violence to steal from others to get the jew his gold
>Universe in charge of autoattacks
ZAI?
>>149396920
oy vey
how come nobody has ever mentioned that alchemist is literally a jew riding on top of a good goy
>>149396920
This the best description I've ever heard
>>149396887
>there are actually russians browsing this thread
FEAR IN CHARGE OF MICRO, LMAO
>>149397029
>>149397043
>they were cellmates
>al and him worked together to escape
seems like a good guy desu
>alch dies twice mid
>still top of the networth
BALANCED
Watch Universe carry EG now
I can feel it already.
>>149397061
Russians are people too, anon
>>149397139
a good goy*
>>149397029
>>149397043
it was alot more obvious in the wc3 hero with his voice lines
blizzard had someone sneak the allegory like ferengi on star trek
then valve just blindly copied it without even realizing it was a literal jewnigger
>>149397232
cyka
>>149397218
He's equal, and if Alch is equal he's actually far behind. He's expected to have tons of money because he needs items to do anything.
>>149397218
Unless he's an entire item ahead or more of everyone else Alch is a shit carry.
>>149397319
What program is this
What will be first original Dota 2 hero?
>>149397632
I can get behind being so lonely you buy a real doll, but why the fuck would you take it out with you in public?
>>149397632
Every hero from Rubick onwards was designed for DOTA 2 first and foremost.
If you mean 'mechanically exclusive to Source Engine' i dk
>cask bounces to the bird and back to jug
>>149397632
Blitzcrank
>>149397632
Who the fuck knows? I doubt I'll care when it eventually comes out in 2025.
>>149397632
A ripoff of Cthuluphent
>>149397754
>fear just runs back and forth
what a fight
>>149397632
None because dota is a dead game
>>149397632
Monkey King
>yfw the banana shit is an actual mechanic
>>149397831
okay what if its a skeletal elephant
named Skelephantfuck you CPC
>>149397946
>>149397946
>>149397946
>>149397946
>>149397946
New thread, shit eaters
>>149397921
? ? ?
>>149397931
What ever came of that, is that shit still happening?
>>149398046
Nothing and no
Just a teaser or maybe a custom game thing got put into the main game