I don't even play this game anymore, Edition.
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Hero guide: http://killurself.com
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
who best dotafu
LC strong
>>149398047
tfw you settle your quarry
Anybody else use gaming chairs while playing DotA?
>EG is going to win Starladder from the lower bracket
how does PPD keep getting away with it?
le ebin random invis rune
>>149398091
>>149398119
no that's gay
got an ikea chair
PIT LORD
Chaos Pillar
>Active, AoE, Ground
>After a brief delay, a pillar of fire erupts at target aoe. Enemies in the AoE take 100/175/250/325 damage and are stunned for 2 seconds. Allies or self in the AoE are lifted into the air for up to 4 seconds, gaining highground vision.
>Allies can jump off the pillar by issuing a move command in any direction and land up to 400 range away and can traverse cliffs / trees this way
>Units on top of the pillar get high ground fog of war.
Profane Inferno
>Active, AoE, Ground, Channeling
>Pit Lord unleashes a steady gout of fire in an aoe that grows larger and deals more damage and slows movement and attack speed as its channeled.
>Deals a base 10/20/30/40 damage per second and grows by +50% per second for up to 8 seconds. Slows by 20% + 10% per second
Higher Ground
>Passive
>Pit Lord gains bonus attack range, cast range and damage when targeting lower ground.
>Gains ranged attack with 400/500/600/700 attack range
>Gains 20/30/40/50% bonus cast range and damage (both to spells and attacks)
>Bonuses are doubled when on two or more levels of higher ground
>Applied when targeting units on low ground or casting spells targeting aoe on lower ground
Pitfall
>Active, Ultimate, AoE, Ground
>Pit Lord smashes his great mace onto the ground and after a brief delay the ground gives way under target aoe, collapsing all units into an inescapable pit. Deals 100/200/300 damage and traps both allies and enemies for 4/5/6 seconds. Movement skills that would put the enemy less than 1500 range outside the pit will keep them stuck inside the pit on the edge. (Can still teleport out, but can't blink out)
>Anyone can enter the pit after its been created. Allies can leave the pit via Chaos Pillar.
What if blink dagger was removed?
How do I win mid against alchemist. As either OD or Lina
Who /battlecupwinner/ here?
is this it? is LC going to win a professional game of dota 2 the sequel to defense of the ancients?
>>149398257
I would finally stop playing this shit game
>>149398203
>>149398119
>sitting in an ikea chair right now
pretty comfy
>>149398396
>riki is now a support
>puck isn't
>>149398396
Nah EG is throwing kek
>>149398396
You jinxed it anon.
>>149398470
>>149398465
>>149398430
oopsie, sorry ameribros
>>149398203
>>149398414
mesh back or full back?
>>149398303
As OD The same way you win any game with OD, you rightclick things until they are dead or you can kill them with ult.
As Lina you get ahead in lane and keep killing him or abandon the game.
>>149398560
ikea markus
How do you write a good bait and get many (You)s?
>>149398560memeback
>>149398560
full back. its also one of those with what i think is fake leather and comfy armrests
>>149398667
Something involving wr being a shit waifu
why does riki need a blink.........
>>149398571
When we transition to the later stages of the game. Should I as mid laner track down the alchemist to stop him from backdooring towers or would I be more useful if I just stuck with the team for teamfights.
So I was about to make a usual remark on how you idiots should kill yourselves as soon as possible, but I kinda ended up making a new thread instead.
Which kind of serves my purpose anyway.
Besides, I'm really tired today from having spent the entire day on a paradisaic beach, as the likes that you only find in the Caribbean for example. So I'm pretty much beat.
But man, fuck this shit ass game. If you losers are still playing this load of crap instead of enjoying your summer and living your youth, then just do humanity a favor and literally kill yourselves in order to put your useless sack of waste that you call a life into some good use, like becoming manure for a tree or some shit.
Enjoy the rest of my thread, morons. I'm off to get a great night's coffee with my friends now.
>>149398753
are you this new?
he gets blink for the exact same reason all other 3s+ phase shift heroes get blink
he's literally goodPuck at this point
>>149398801
How shitty would one have to be at time management to not be able to maintain a social life and still play videogames? It's not hard to have both.
@149398801
>anime poster
lmfao
>>149398801
You should really drop the act that you have friends while posting anime pictures, it doesn't really work.
>EG isn't just playing around this tournament
lmao at you
>>149398949
>>149398971
Please do not use @ to reply to retards
1. you still give him the attention he wants
2. you avoid the filtering system designed to block out you retards
thanks
>>149399110
I don't have to take that from an amphibian like you. You can't even maintain cognitive processes.
Place your bets /d2g/
>SD
>BM
>Jugg
>Ogre
>backdooring a ranged rax when the melee is already down
>lose a fight in the process
lmao
@149399118
no(you)
>honeypot lans matter!!1
>110hp/s is balanced
Reminder that anneedroid has huge fat tits
>>149399485
i've seen and fucked bigger
@149399118
no youvote for you laddie
>>149399485
SHe got huge fat everything. I'm neutral on her contribution
>EG keep being unable to do anything actually significant and the Alchemist just keeps getting bigger
Is this it? The biggest throw of this LAN?
>>149399485
so do half the people here
Alch is balanced hero because he needs items even though he's one of the fastest farmers in the game xD - d2g
>>149399118
/@ ?\d{5,}/i;boards:vg;
>>149399485
Annedroid? More like manneface
EG fucking lost
>>149399616
He gets items fast but he's quite bad if he doesn't get them and many other heroes are way better than him when they finally get theirs, it's balanced
these casters are so fucking bad
literally zero insight into anythign
>>149399604
Like DC last night, they were never truly ahead.
>>149399648
but then you filter emailposts
>>149399765
but they are wacky and funny :D
SUMAIL IS SO KOOKY!
>>149399604
If you look at the net worth it's actually Jug that's getting farmed the fuck up
Too bad he bought absolute trash
re:149399648
lmao kid
149399851<<
shut the fuck up
>ITS THE MIRANA DOESNT SELL ITEMS TO GO RIGHT CLICK EPISODE
Yeah EG threw this game
>>149399765
winter is actually legit 2bh
>>149399786
learn what the things after the @ does before posting friend
>Sumail's items
I can taste the honey
https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=39
>filtering
HELLO *THE SITE THAT STARTS WITH R AND ENDS IN T*
Don't reply to me or my posts ever again
implying that lycan can beat alch and jugg
>>149399756
>He gets items fast but he's quite bad if he doesn't get them
Kek, you even realize what you said m8?
Im literally lmaoing at everyone thinking that EG will lose this game
>i must make my gulag a safe space for me and my fellow hugboxian aliens because uncensored posts trigger me hard
>>149400075
prove how eg's team can beat theirs
>gives (You) away like a retard
>expects one back
lmao you got scammed kiddo
Ewww what's that smell?
>>149399765
>they think octameme affects mirana aghs but not charge based skills
Not listening to this garbage but did the casters notice that alch gave an aghs to jugg?
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2524202291
>EG WON 15 MINUTES AGO
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2524202291
>EG WON 15 MINUTES AGO
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2524202291
>EG WON 15 MINUTES AGO
>>149400098
>look at me guys I'm always contrarian and posting the same twenty images am I fitting in or a meme yet?
hopefully you'll come to the realization one day that quality shitposts are far better than 100 worthless zero (you) shitposts
>evil geniuses
>geniuses
ummm.... dotards??
>>149400286
reported
KOTLGUY CONFIRMS IT
EG IS FUCKING DONE
>>149399390
cute!
How did EG turn into such idiots
>>149400269
>These casters
>Noticing anything
>>149400269
yes they did
>>149400017
those kids look at least 3
fucking americans wtf
What exactly went awry here?
>>149400269
the obs highlighted ogre aghs too
SUMAIL
>SUMAIL
GOAT
SUMAIL
>SUMAIL
GOAT
SUMAIL
>SUMAIL
GOAT
>Sumail
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>People think this isn't a honeylan
What the unholy fuck did sumail just do
>>149398801
too long
>>149400307
>i have shit garbgo opinions and am mad about people who point out how bad they are
XD BLINK AND ILL JUST LINKENS LEAP AWAY I FARM SO WELL
Holy fuck Universe and Sumail threw this game with those items.
what did sumail mean by that?
lmao
EG got Alchemist'd
>snail
THE ______ IS AT YOUR DOOR
SHUT THE FUCK UP
ITS A HONEYPOT AND YOU KNOW IT
YOU THINK EG ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO GIVE AWAY STRATS WITH TI AROUND THE CONRER
LMAO AT YOURSELF
STUPID YURO SHITTERS WILLL LITERALLY LEAP AT ANY OPPORTUNITY TO SHITPOST
FUCKING PATHETIC HOW ABOUT YOU WIN A TI BEFORE YOU ACT LIKE YOUR GOOD
LET ME REMIND YOU WHO WONT HE LAST ONE
HAHA THATS RIGHT EG
USA USA USA
>>149400514
you let the game go past 40 minutes against a 5 core lineup. you are below 3k mmr aren't you
Nahaz is so biased lamo
HAPPENING?
more like ppshit
HES SO FRIGGIN OLD
Man Nahaz is biased as fuck
>>149400668
jew
fear gets perfectly timed rax then walks straight into G
>honeypot lans matter
?
It's literally TI5 all over again
>EG LOST TO TWO FUCKING RUSSIAN STACKS
>EG LOST TO TWO FUCKING RUSSIAN STACKS
>EG LOST TO TWO FUCKING RUSSIAN STACKS
>EG LOST TO TWO FUCKING RUSSIAN STACKS
LOL
>USA
HAHAHA
AMERIFATS ON SUICIDE WATCH
OMGGGGGG
FRIENDS
AHGGGGGGGGGGG
AHAHAHAH
>America
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Caster Mirana
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>EG
>AMERICA
FUCKING HELL
>NA dota
FRIENDS BEAT EG
HOLY SHIT
BURGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
NA DOTA
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
>in4 a hoard of yuropoors taking the honeypot bait
What the fuck
DID THAT ACTUALLY JUST HAPPEN
I HIT CREEPS I FARM WELL I SUMAIL ALLAH
I BUILD BLINK SBLADE AND BLADEMAIL I INITIATE SO WELL UNIVERSE DISNEYLAND
fear tp lost them the game
U S A
S
A
Holy shit, I looked away for 10 minutes to jerk off to cuckold porn, and EG lose?
How? NAtards?
BURGER DONALDS IN FLAMES
LUL
AMERILARDS BTFO
Mirana?
Damage?
>tfw LC loses another game
>tfw EG knocked out by Russian Bum Team
NA SUICIDE WHEN
Nice honeypot LAN
>>149400671
>MID ORACLE
>MID AA
>OCTARINE MIRANA
YEAH RIGHT HONEYPOT
EG BEAT OUT
thats what you dumbasses get for playing riki as support
dont do dumb shit like that in the next tourney, EG
lul
M-MUH HONEYPOT
>losing against literally who
man that's pathetic
nice fucking base race "best carry in the world"
>EGG
L M A O
EG threw this series, come on.
Mid oracle? You don't pick that in a scrim.
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
>E
G
>NA
>>149400891
you're retarded, fear made the correct play
>HONEYPOT LAN WHO CARES
>HONEYPOT LAN WHO CARES
>HONEYPOT LAN WHO CARES
>HONEYPOT LAN WHO CARES
>HONEYPOT LAN WHO CARES
>HONEYPOT LAN WHO CARES
>HONEYPOT LAN WHO CARES
guess peter didnt get away with this one
ITS A HONEYPOT LAN
EG DONT GIVE A FUCK
YOU STUPID FUCKING EUROS
>ITS A HONEYPOT LAN
>EG DONT GIVE A FUCK
>YOU STUPID FUCKING EUROS
ITS A HONEYPOT LAN
EG DONT GIVE A FUCK
YOU STUPID FUCKING EUROS
All part of the plan not that dumb euros can see this 5d checkerboard move
So Alchemist gave the first scepter to jugg.
Who got the others when? After a certain point the observer never had anyone on dire but alchemist/jugg selected.
>>149400075
>>149400075
>>149400075
EG LOST TO A TEAM THAT
ACCORDING TO PLAYERS IN FRIENDS
*IS TOO BAD TO BE A TEAM AND WILL DISBAND AFTER TOURNAMENT**
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
ETERNEAL FUCKING LAMOS TH NAS GRREATEST
ETERNEAL FUCKING LAMOS TH NAS GRREATEST
ETERNEAL FUCKING LAMOS TH NAS GRREATEST
>MCDONALDS UP IN FLAMES
ELMAYO
FIVE RANDOM SLAVS
HERE JUST TO CASH OUT TOGETHER ONE LAST TIME
BEAT FUCKING EG
AMERIKEKS EXPLAIN
>>149400891
They lost 10+ minutes ago when they couldn't 5v5 anymore.
Sumail's Octarine literally sealed the seal along with Blademail LC. Most farmed hero in the game? LETS GO BLADEMAIL SBLADE AND NEVER GET ANY MORE ITEMS
Reminder not to fall for the LAN previous to TI, the ultimate honeypot
>retarded yurodumbs think this honeypot matters
back-2-back ti champs incoming
FRIENDS AREN'T EVEN A REAL TEAM
> build nukr mirsns
> go for a base race
LMOA
why is sumail wearing that thing on his head? is it a Trump thing?
REPEAT AFTER ME YUROS H-O-N-E-Y-P-O-T L-A-N
I just lost everything on EG...
>>149401031
Ogre then someone else
>implying this tournament matters
>at all
>people actually literally believe this
>>149400979
t.amerifat
dear alien that found my sides.
you may keep them.
>>149401031
Jugg, Ogre, and then he bought two pretty much at the same time.
>it's le honeypot lan
>lose to team russian garage team who didn't even qualify for TI
lmao reddit meme shitters btfo
>>149401031
2nd was Ogre, the observer encircled and showed it for a good minute
3rd i couldn't see, it was right before they did the last push mid so obviously they just followed that instead
>>149400926
A S S B L A S T E D.
thumbs up if you're old school enough to remember when universe was considered good
Why haven't you learned The Law Of The Honeypot?
>have Lycan
>boots of awoo into the base
>lose own base
uhhh doturds?
>>149401097
It's a subhuman thing
>>149401031
ogre second
then SD
>shit prizepool
>next to ti
>no crowd
>no actual event space
>teams playing are tier 2
textbook case of a honeypot
>thinking anyone with a brain would actually try to win this a jeopardize their chances at a million dollars
the only people who cannot understand the law of honeypot are thirdworlders who cannot comprehend stuff like investing or saving money
I ain't watching TI after this shit. This scene is so done.
>>149401082
>>149401079
>>149401029
>>149401021
>>149401141
>LITERALLY UNABLE TO BEAT A GLORIFIED RUSSIAN PUBSTACK.
NA'S FINEST
>LITERALLY UNABLE TO BEAT A GLORIFIED RUSSIAN PUBSTACK.
NA'S FINEST
>LITERALLY UNABLE TO BEAT A GLORIFIED RUSSIAN PUBSTACK.
NA'S FINEST
>NA got dumpstered by a group of random slavs
you literally can't make this shit up
Reminder that this doesn't matter
PPD already sees the bigger picure
enjoy your one moment of glory for I will have the whole year after TI6
BURGERS ARE UP IN FLAMES RIGHT NOW, AS WE SPEAK
>>149401006
>>149401021
>>149401082
>>149401105
>mfw I'm mailing every member of EG a pot of honey when they don't make top 4 at TI
>>149401191
IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT XD
SEE YOU AT TI6 PLACING 12TH YOU FUCKBOY LMAO
The issue now is when eg goes out in bottom 4 at TI people won't be surprised enough to shitpost so well
>thinking they would would actually try at a honeypot
>>149401290
based
>>149401253
lmao who cares, puppey has been saving strats for ti7 for 4 years now.
>>149401097
Hes #MiloDildo now
EG CAN'T EVEN WIN A MEME / HONEYPOT / JOKE LAN!
DO THEY REALLY THINK THEY CAN WIN TI6?
Lmao what's next EG lose to Comanche?
>his team falls for honeypots
when will they learn
>is this EG saving strats? they didnt really want to win xD
LMAO
is Sumail doing his best Trump impression?
holy shit this dude's a fucking robot
>"t-t-they werent trying"
Nahaz is literally an NA fangay
>up in flames
Yeah the burning flame of our hearts
no one is mad about this loss
pretty pathetic how yuropoors get so excited over nothing
So when will the obese, cumsucking faggots in NA(read: all of them) finally kill themselves?
>>149401414
>trump impression
is he even legally in the us
What kinda guy breaks up with Slotherina? Lol get rekt faggot
>>149401429
But he's OUR robot, explainign that based EG saved strats
Seriously if Kotl isn't a regular her ei got no idea
>>149401352
They aren't that bad. They won the game and then threw it with shitty item choices. Sumail went full fucking caster when that shit peaked long time ago, needed to sell items at that point and get right click like Daed+Mjolnir
also Universe was the most farmed EG hero early on and then after Blink went for an item like Blademail which never did anything instead of Armlet
>>149401191
im pretty sure china earned more money at TI5 than NA, and the number most definitely isn't 0
I hate EG, and seeing them lose brings me pure joy. But this series is not doing anything for me. I mean there is no way they actually are THIS bad.
And PPD is exactly the kind of retard to intentionally throw a tournament right before TI to save strats
>EG HANDED ZAI RIKI AND SUMAIL MIRANA
>STILL THROW THE DRAFT
>STILL CANT WIN
>Secret pick pos 3 bananamancer
>Secret pick omniknight
>still win
Explain this EG retards. FRIENDS is literally a pubstack.
EG can't beat a Russian pubstack.
That will disband after this tournament.
Just let that sink in.
Not only did EG _NOT_ save strats, they revealed two of their pocket strats.
>>149401487
After EG are back to back TI champions, they will die peacefully
>>149401413
who's the qt
So eg was a bottom 2 team at this lan with cdec youth?
This lan that didn't even have
>og
>liquid
>wings
>newbee
>lgd
????
>>149401524
>cries on twitter and reddit until valve makes him a panelist
>our guy
>>149401194
dumb awoo poster
>yfw amerifats get so desperate that they soon will call ti6 a honeypot
>>149401557
>They were merely pretending.
>>149401097
As an LAnon I'm glad those SanFran faggots got btfo
Fuck San Francisco
>MUH HONEYPOT
This delusion is pathetic, do yourselves a favor and K.Y.S.(Kill YourSelves), amerifats.
>why didn't the Defending TI Championships fall for the honeyest honeypot lan
>>149401414
I feel like he dyed his hair like that because he's gonna get kicked out of the country after trump gets elected if he doesn't meet some sort of white man quota like blonde hair/blue eyes etc
He also looks like a filthy fucking gipsy
So why octameme instead of EB on mirana?
Can't beat a fucking slavstack.
Call tournament honeypot.
Fucking americans holy shit
>the lesser masses only see what's in front of them
shibbolething yourself as a shitskin in the process, as expected of sub iq poor people
>>149400514
>Slark wasting two slots with Linkens and Mjollnir
>Not counterpushing the team with only 2 BoTs
>Undying abandoning
>Keeping BF when you have enough dosh for more than 6 slots
Gee, I wonder. I feel bad for that Kunkka.
>>149401652
Are you implying anybody here wouldn't do that?
Be real.
>>149400671
>>149400775
>>149399435
>>149399968
>>149400562
>>149400923
>>149401006
>>149401021
>>149401079
>>149401082
>>149401191
>>149401201
>>149401358
>>149401402
like clockwork
>universe LC
>>149401585
Veno is the fastest jungler in the game since Iron Talon
and it was position 4.
>Omniknight is bad meme
ALRIGHT EG IS FINALLY OUT
WHO /SWNL/ HERE?
>>149401585
>riki and mirana
>good heroes
TY BASED RUSSIANS FOR I LOVE PLAYING THIS SLUT AND DIDN'T HAVE HER ARCANA
>>149401617
they are bottom 4
with the other 2 NA TI qualifier teams and cdec.youth
>>149401606
leah gotti
fair warning she has been BLACKED to hell and back
holy shit what happened to this bitch?
>>149401801
Secret shitters left out of embarrassment.
>there are literal retards who DID NOT LEARN from TI5 about the immense danger of winning irrelevant lans prior to TI posting on d2g RIGHT NOW
>there are people who did not follow the titantic failures of team secret last year
>dendi vs. puppey
oh god
>>149401721
>why did the TI champions play like shit
????
Building Mirana carry is not something out of the ordinary that you'd need to hide, there was absolutely no reason why to go OC.
Accept the incompetence of NA Dota.
>>149401786
DELET THIS
>>149401874
everyone in the col house fucked her
>>149401864
>blacked
could not have dropped her any harder
thanks for the warning friend
>>149401874
who the fuck is this
>>149401750
No, they wouldn't
He's a shit caster who can meme like a retard like the rest of the BTS crew
>navi is back guys
and do dumb voices
He doesn't even deserve to be invited to ti6
>>149401932
How long until they find the bodies under Dendy floor.
He can,t keep gettign asway with it
>>149401786
wtf i love legion now
>>149401913
It's not about winning a tournament.
It's about losing to a non team.
BOTTOM 4 THIS TOURNAMENT ARE
TOP 3 FROM TI NA QUALIFIERS AND CDEC.YOUTH
AMERICA UP IN FLAMES
>>149401086
This. Fuck, this is the same as losing against a fucking reddit stack.
>>149401532
?
>he doesn't realize those are all 1st place finishes only
>he actually didn't even realize EU hasn't actually won a full tourney yet, but needs NA to pull it off
>>149401997
>>149401864
>le racism meme, do i fit in yet guise XD
>thinking any American would actually be mad about losing a basement tournament a week prior to TI
Are yuros actually this stupid?
>>149402109
i have been troel'd
>>149401673
honestly, a small part of me wants them to win TI just for the pure meme magic that would result.
>>149402053
you seem upset. I guess you lost that one, and i won, see you on TI ;^)
So am I getting this right? Are the amerifats implying that EG has to use TI tier strats to beat a fucking non-team?
What did they mean by this?
Do people actually think EG cares about a 300k tournament when a 20m one is in two weeks?
>>149401997
Sauce on webm? Not for lewd reasons, just curious what the fuck this actually is.
>>149402138
hello where is blitz poster these fucking suck
>>149401721
If it's a tournament close to TI you just don't use pocket strats and show how you ward enemy jungle.
If you are at the level of a TI-champion team you can outplay with really basic meta picks like the kind F.R.I.E.N.D.S. used three times in a row and gave your precious shit team such a hard time.
>>149402138
It's not about losing a tournament.
FRIENDS isn't even a real team.
They lost to a stack of five randoms roughly put.
Congratz, America's finest.
>Epic games! GGs gl everyone still fighting!
Is this ironic?
>>149401786
WEW LAD
gotta fap to some chocolate now
7 decides which of these ebony pornstars i fap to
Marie Luv
Kelly Star
Jada Fire
Vanessa Blue
Hypnotiq
Monique
Mone Devine
Lisa Tiffan
Yasmine de Leon
Caramel Starr
>>149402202
>Shitposting and denial of this level for years until another team gets 2 TIs
No thanks.
>yuros trying to distract themselves from the constant terrorist attacks of their muslim refugees (who they are cucked to pay out the ass for with oppressive taxation rofl) by making a big deal out of garbage honeypot lans
>>149402220
>might start winning tournaments again LOL
>>149402275
sorry lad you might want to ask in a /tv/ webm thread
>>149402307
Of course he is. They may have not been playing to their fullest, but losing still stings.
>>149402307
ppd wants to deal with his autism so hard but his autism won't let him
everything he says is tainted with autism
>>149402294
http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/teams/2970103
FRIENDS HAVE TOTAL OF 8 MATCHES PLAYED AS A TEAM
AND TEAM WITH 4 TI CHAMPS JUST LOST TO THIS
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>149402294
>A yuro
>Literally can not comprehend why EG would lose to a no name team to seem weak right before TI so everyone isn't preparing for them
HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU GUYS HOLY SHIT
NO WONDER SHARIA RAPE GANGS HAVE OVERRUN YOUR SHITTY UNION
So what will their excuses be? Hotel food? Salted beds? Couldn't sleep because of the RNC?
>>149402208
kill yourself you dumb lizard
>>149402346
fuck off dude, we'll break off from the eu soon.
and with that and the terrorist attacks on germany they may end up doing nothing wrong again and finally remove kebab.
>>149402334
nah not EG, CoL
Time for Anime friendships
>>149402220
>Epic games!
you can almost taste the salt
>shitskin thirdies and yuros getting desperate as they realize the script is literally _EXACTLY_ the same as TI5.
>>149402326
>Tfw got a webm of some master/slave roleplay porn but can't post it becuase of file size
>>149402326
>tfw I have literally never been attracted to a black woman in my whole life, not even celebrities or porn stars or models
Why are they so repulsive bros?
>>149402531
Last year EG was constantly getting second places and was only behind Secret. Your shitpost implies that they weren't even trying.
>>149402519
I still believe.
>>149402220
They know they had a shot and blew it, better than fucking up from minute 1 like yesterday vs Navi
>>149402519
this made all warm inside.
Are these retarded Burger posts made by Yuros to make America look bad or are Burgers seriously this mad?
>European cuckholds thought if we spam EG are bad the NAbros would actually get mad for losing the BIGGEST honeypot ever
HOLY SHIT THIS IS RICH
>eg fangays in full damage control mode
This is the best outcome
Everyone betted FRIENDS gets a good payout
EG fangays mad
The only thing left now is for Na'vi to beat secret and secret fangays will be up in flames
And then FRIENDS beating Na'vi and all is good in the world.
>>149402575
Because you are either underage, homosexual, or a poo in loo
>>149402326
http://pornofthekings.com/horny-black-girl-sierra-banxxx-fucked-hardcore-by-james-deen/
breh
>>149402708
They are in full damage control.
>>149402708
Yes
>he isn't wise to the law of the honeypot yet
>>149402326
>not harley dean
>>149402120
Don't you have a blm riot to go to nigger? Don't forget your gun to shoot some mo popo n shiet.
>>149402732
>this is the best outcome
Giving away all strats before TI6 is the best outcome ladies and gents
>>149402326
Anya Ivy.
>>149402708
It's one of the stupidest countries in the world, if not the stupidest if you discount the Asian immigrants. They are absolutely that mad.
>>149402575
black chicks are goat actually
well, some of them.
>>149402913
go back to /pol/ nigger. you are not welcome here
>>149402494
Germany is too cucked to save at this point.
>good teams play
>suddenly the real casters come out
lmao
>We just pretend to lose to a fucking pubstack
-Americans
why are na turds so defensive? it's just bants
>>149402926
>EG is going to win TI6
>Trump is going to win 2016
its good year to be an American
Next month: TI6 is a honeypot LAN
>>149403007
>read that post
>tab in quickly
>greeted with godz and nahaz' faggot faces
?
Anyone have a stack and want to battlecup?
Add me plz: http://steamcommunity.com/id/HotSoup/
>>149402808
>james deen
so in all seriousness how do we fix EG? its starting to hurt my soul watching them
GG to Friends well played I hope they enjoy the massive winnings from this tournament
>>149402913
No my local police are super nice. They setup grills so the community could have a barbecue in front of the big police station where they set off monster fireworks while the fire department supervised.
>BOTTOM TEAMS OF STARLADDER
ALL NORTH AMERICA TI TEAMS AND CDEC.
>BOTTOM TEAMS OF STARLADDER
ALL NORTH AMERICA TI TEAMS AND CDEC.
>BOTTOM TEAMS OF STARLADDER
ALL NORTH AMERICA TI TEAMS AND CDEC.
>BOTTOM TEAMS OF STARLADDER
ALL NORTH AMERICA TI TEAMS AND CDEC.
what the fuck happened to Sumail's hair
>>149402575
do you also have yellow fever? if so, your primary determinant for attractiveness is probably something called neotenization, which is basically how infantile a woman looks (blacks are generally less neotenized than whites, whites less than asians).
>>149403162
disband
>>149403072
rationalising that their only competent team thinks that risking it all on one tournament is a good idea
AHAHAHA GET RAPED PPD
LITERALLY PROVES THE NA QUALIFIER WAS A FUCKING JOKE
CANT EVEN BEAT A TIER 3 TEAM THAT FAILED TO QUALIFY
SWNL
>>149403159
i know, but that's the only quality scene she has andyou shouldn't be looking at the guy anyway, right?
hey!
>>149403202
delet
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>149403214
top kek and what's the word for preferring disgusting fat nigger asses? niggerization?
>>149403214
No, I like anime girls.
>>149403162
They had that game, they just fucked up on item choices
Sumail went TOO all in on caster Mirana. Octarine? For a fucking -2 second cooldown on Starfall, a decent lowering on Shivas? They lost all ability to kill people. Also Universe went too much initiation, when he was the most farmed on the team at some point.
2 out of 3 cores itemized bad, and they were the cores with the space early on to farm
>>149403162
kick sumailand PPD
only give universe heroes he's good at
>>149403410
low test
>>149403154
ne1?
>>149402934
>anya ivy
my nigga
>false flaggers pretending to be EG fans who don't understand honeypot theory
JACKY LMAO!
Very Hard
EE is autistic as fuck holy shit
l-lewd
THERE IS NO POINT IN THINKING ABOUT TI
IF YOU CANT DEAL WITH YOUR NEXT OPPONENT
>EG BTFO
is EE autistic?
nice, broken slav english girl and murloc speak to each other
Is EE operated by wires?
>>149403370
hej!
>>149403437
that is the definition of neotenization, though, pedophile.
>>149403713
addy daddy
>>149403725
>is the face of autism for dota autistic
>>149403713
wtf I hate EG now
why is ppd such a huge cunt?
>>149402519
Source on artour interview?
>TEAMS ARE SCARED OF NAVI IN 2016
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT FUCKING UP
>>149403456
yeah waiting so late for Universe's hero really fucked them over. They banned Bat, Void and Dark Seer and FRIENDS had Beastmaster.
is Merlini the only straight caster there?
>>149403864
IT TOOK TWO YEARS BUT NA VI ARE BACK
FOR THE LVOE OF GOD PLEASE NAHAZ LEAVE
>>149403846
BLLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>149403938
w-what about Alliance?
HELP DOTARDS
How the FUCK do I lower my battle cup tier?
>>149403952
This will happen if coL loses. Nahaz will creep into the panel. Better hope coL does well next time!
>mvp flying way under the radar
the koreans are coming
Hey!
Why does puppey take the full time on the bans when he obviously knows what he's gonna ban? Is he trying to frustrate navi?
>>149404023
They can't beat OG, Wings or Liquid even if their life depends on it.
Finally a series worth watching.
S W N L ^_^ Ganbatte, envy-chan!!
>>149404023
They've been coming for what, 4 years now?
m-muh dragon lance aghs dr
>>149403984
Despite playing hundreds of hours a week LodA is still washed up.
>>149404023
they're literally losing to tier 2 chink teams right now
>FIRST PICK DROW RANGER IS A VIABLE DRAFT OPENING IN 24.7.2016
BUT DOTARDS WILL TELL HOW MUCH HARDER THE GAME IS THO
SWNL
>navi's face when they see the secret picks
>>149403214
where do you find neotenization porn then?
>>149403917
Kotlguy is straight.
Well his wires are.
>>149404307
i miss arsart bros
>>149404307
>LoH
>Ars-Art
>Xboct;_;
>>149404307
>4 years ago
>>149404307
>loh
KEK
Is Secret Euro or NA?
>>149404307
>yfw still remember the posts
>LOH IS LAUGHING HE HAS GONE MAD
ti2 and ti3 best tis senpai
>>149404307
based indigo child having a giggle
>>149404167
b-but el classico....
>>149402808
cheers brah
>>149404425
euro if they lose, na if they win
>>149404307
You just jerk off to nips and gooks.
Odd: Watch Starladder
Even: Keep watching TF2's Scout VA stream
Zeros: Watch both, but with Starladder muted
>>149404425
when winning - eu
when losing - na
>>149404425
eu
if they were na they'd be out of the tournament already
someone record this autistis EE, he is moving mouse from left to right. someone do it
>yfw Na'vi lastpick huskar
>>149404425
Are they bottom 4? then they're not NA
>>149404004
ok fuck this battle cup shit
i'm forever 5.5k and tier 7 with no friends and never going to win
>>149404591
holy shit he really is autistic isn't he?
>>149404529
Ah I meant to reply to: >>149404320
stuuupid
This man started to play DOTA2 after TI3 with a toaster that couldn't keep up more than 10fps in teamfights
and he got 6k MMR in two years and is now playing in TI.
What is your excuse?
>Arteezy Razor
fuck we lost
>this draft
Secret fucking lost
>>149404682
2k mmr captain here SIGN ME UP
Is grantgrand still alive?
>waifuranger
It's ogre
>le electricity man of many damage steal
gg navi 1-0
>>149404729
asian pussy looks like corned beef though..
What's the singular form of 'rIce'?
>chutiya tide
>>149404737
on one hand EE is the one in love with razor, but he's also the one in love with drow
>>149404730
unlike him i am not a god among men
>>149404730
I need to have a job in order to eat
>>149404813
Yeah that's why it's censored you fuckign autisti
>razor
Literally why do people pick this piece of trash?
I hope it's ee razor for the big plays
>>149404873
he will drain all timber's damage
EE has his monitor in a shitty fucking position how do you even play dota like that
Bulba is max comfy
Is this shaping up to be the worst TI in history?
>no proper build-up, scene is dead cause of Majors
>teams are horrible, literal Synd stack managed to make it to Wildcards
>West is in shambles
>Maybe two good Chinese teams who will almost definitely meet in GF
>shitty items
>shitty """""personalities""""" (get ready to every interview to be taken by Slacks)
I'm ready for this game to die this Autumn
>>149404871
it all makes sense now
>>149404818
rice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwNQOkqALNU
>>149404818
a lot of rice
TEMPO BROS
>>149404818
RICK
>EG deserved a direct invite to TI6!
rofl
>>149404818
rici
>>149404948
You have some good points, but the west isn't in shambles at all. OG and TL are as solid as always, they can bring the fight to newbee/wings. Navi/Secret also have potential.
There's enormous variety in picks and strats, more than any other year. There's no single meme hero/strat like in the past, where you saw e.g. waternigger in every single game.
>>149404948
>literal Synd stack managed to make it to Wildcards
this is his 3rd TI, newfriend
thats more than ppd
>a-non TI team took a fat ogre shit over EG
?
>>149404963
>>149405046
>>149405092
>>149405125
Which one is it?!
>>149404919
that's the correct and healthy position for a monitor to maintain your posture
>poopey
>>149404948
I wonder if this was posted by someone who lives in North America
>>149405164
a non-TI """""team""""" that will disband after the tournament
>tfw haven't seen naga waifu in so long
come on bb
>>149405163
>more
that should be as many as him
>>149405246
Your posture should be maintained by your muscles that you have trained in the gym.
So you slouch once in a while in a maximum comfy position like Bulba.
>razor what did he mean by this?
>>149405145
I'm totally ready to see both OG and Liquid choke. I just can feel it, neither of them will get Top 3
>>149405163
>this is his 3rd TI, newfriend
>thats more than ppd
It's 3rd TI for ppd also
>ask my friend if we're going to play battlecup together this weekend and he says yes
>now apparently he already has a team with no room for me
This is why you shouldn't trust people /d2g/.
>>149405303
shes just badwarden
wait until this hero hits CM and ruins the game
>max link
>>149403410
well, neteonization is but one of many determinants of feminine attractiveness, others including symmetry, an absence of disease, and certain cultural signals of social class (e.g. fair-skin in victorian society where only the bourgeois could afford to not work; tans in modern New York where only bourgeois can afford to holiday in Spain).
i think relevant to your question are two effects. the first is the mere exposure effect, which is a phenomenon by which a preference is developed for the features one sees more regularly; this is exemplified by blacks themselves and white people who grew-up participating in black culture for whatever reason (maybe watching too many hip-hop videos). the second is general taboo fetishization, which is the tendency for _some_ people to intentionally commit socially inappropriate acts as an indirect demonstration of power; this would be exemplified by rednecks who pay muscular black chicks to come over to their house on weekends and peg them in the arsehole.
PUPPAN
PUPPY JESUS CHRIST
>>149405276
You are incorrect, I'm sorry
MORE LIKE
ARSHITSTAIN
goddamn secret is sloppy
UH ARTEEZY?
UH PUPPEY?
>>149405512
lol
merlini tried to play it cool, but that was actualy embarasing, clement cmon
>>149405512
>deleting out of how shamefully wrong you were
>badppd
>ever
Who wants to play in the battle cup with my shit stack? We just need a 5th, you can be terrible cause we all are
>>149405510
>tfw rooting for Secret
>>149405713
Europe?
>>149405234
rico
>>149405512
>[Deleted]
top lel
>what a clown
MERLINI BANNED FROM ANY FUTURE VALVE EVENTS
>>149405765
No, NA
>>149405713
im tier 6 and have no ticket
interested?
>>149403846
Pretty sure PPD literally doesn't even care about winning TI anymore, I think the guy and a few other players on EG are burned out
BULBA THOUHG
OUR GUYS
honestly bulbu should kill himself for that ravage
RTZ GOING TO GO 10-1 THIS GAME
I CALLED IT ALREADY
REMEMBER THIS
>tfw don't really care about this game because I'm fine with both teams winning
It was nice seing EG get destroyed but now the fun's gone
>>149404307
>tfw your will never go back to 2012
UHH
NAVI?
fuck was that defense
how is that worth it at all
>>149404919
ee is pretty tall dude
>EE actually being competent
secret got this
>>149406105
I've been believing in RTZ when Secret got dumpstered in Manila and when Secret acquired Bulba at same night.
>level 8
>no song
honestly ditya ra should end himself
Apologize
>>149406154
>it's fine guys we can defend this tower 3v5
navi go full pub dota if their team isn't designed to crush early
fuck is navi doing
jesus
secret just have to right click, navi are playing like dogshit
nice """"team power"""" danil
What the fuck was that?
>Na'Vi is the better team
What did Merlino mean by this
>TEAM FIGHTING WITH NAGA.
UH?
Immortal 3's when?
>>149406434
fuck off merem
>>149406434
after this tournament
>>149406434
>tfw no pasta hero
>>149406434
>pants change colors
Reminder that EG already lost at this point.
pedophiles leave now
>>149406589
those aren't pants, they're shorts
Why did Secret second pick Oracle instead of Venge? Both do the same thing against bat.
>>149406434
You get fucked time and time again and your still give them your money for a couple of shitty pixels.
Go to your favourite booru and search for whatever degenerate fetish it is that you seek to satisfy instead of wasting your money.
>>149406640
>Secret with Bilbo
>Undefeated.
>EG with ZaiGod, UniverseGod, FearGod, DraftGod
>Lost to a-non TI team
?
Jesus, what the fuck is Navi doing
>>149406640
>>149406640
w-what!?
>>149406739
meme magic
>>149406706
haha oh wow
>>149406765
Is their classic "choke and win from losers bracket" move.
Na'Vi is literally back!
Why aren't the casters calling them Navi.g2a like they should?
>get radiance after getting raxed
what a draft
seriously fuck off with that draft and that gameplay, are you even trying
>pick bad alch
>lose
>>149406739
honey
Are secret literally about to win a game with the worst hero in the game (Razor)?
>>149406765
Not falling for honeypot meme lans
>secret back in form
>EG still in the dumpster
IT'S NOT FAAAAAIIIIIIIIIRRR
>>149406956
courtesy of navi drafting and playing shit yeah
>>149406889
that's weird, I remember when BTS was sponsored by G2A in one of the summits, they never not named C9 as C9G2A
>>149406956
Dude Razor is great, he could steal all that damage from...
>>149406956
doesn't fata have 80% winrate with that hero
It's been quite some time since I've seen a razor do well in competitive.
Good for them!
>SHITREKT
SECRET
>>/OUT/
SECRET
>>/OUT/
>>149407032
>>149407032
it sorta is actually.
considering it's EG that poached the better players.
not to mention what they did to AUI.
this is AUI's curse.
>>149407174
its a cute toad
Dear d2g. Why is huskar so broken? Who allowed this monstrosity to roam free?
>>149406434
I want to kidnap her and force her to prostitute herself for multiple men simultaneously
>>149407294
just pick pure damage :^)
>puppey 2k networth higher than navi's #2
>tide's aghs now increases anchor smash to 900 radius too
y/n ?
>golem meme used even by twitch chat now
fuck ribbit 2bh
is Secret the only team that consistently builds pipe?
>>149407294
dazzle/oracle
/d2g/ during EG
>fast
>full of shitposting
>/pol/
/d2g/ during Secret and Na'Vi
>civil
>full of animeposting
>fun
5
2
1
movespeed
>>149407328
She was full of seamen during years!
>>149407381
Only if it works the way that battlefury tidehunter anchor smash used to.
>>149407494
Would you like more /pol/posting?
>>149407494
more like
>/d2g/ during eg losing
>NADOTA
>/pol/
>cucking
>/d2g/ during secret (na) winning
>euros asleep
>still trash thread
I thought they nerfed Sunray, why does it still hurt so fucking much?
>>149407494
stay quiet
>>149407483
I miss tobi dearly
They didn't even use ravage in that push
SWNL
>Secret
>beat a TI team.
>EG
>Lose to a non-TI team
poetry
what a pathetic fucking game
JUST
NO
DAMAGE
MY
DRAFT
UP
Imagine if puppey didn't die like a retard to the tower and rtz didn't feed mid
>>149407032
Maybe people will stop overrating Universe now... seriously
>>149407494
3 A M
A
M
>>149407147
Razor is just not flashy, but he is a solid hero. Doesn't need a lot of items to fight and is a beast in the mid game. Pair it with a drow and now he is even better.
>>149407931
dude he hit a 5 man chrono literally a god lmao xD
>you'll never live in Korea and play dota with MVP and get late night Korean street food
How do you cope
>>149408060
>late night Korean street food
post it
memeback gold intensifies
>blink ravage
>A-click rax
>win
how hard can it ben
>>149408060
I don't
just let them fucking finish already
>>149408060
>you'll never live in a shit country and play dota with shitters and get late night kimchi (see: shit food)
Feels good man.
>>149408060
who cares korean girls are all shallow plasticed up sluts anyway
>>149408180
Too hard for R-tard
>>149408269
>expect cute loli manga
>she's on her period in the 2nd chapter
>>149407509
what
a
supernova
>game could've ended 20 minutes ago
>Dendi
>>149408343
Laziest fucking image ever
GJ anon
>>149408285
>caring about dumb gook sluts instead of hanging out with and bantering with your MVP honorary aryan brothers
Why doesn't navi use sleep + egg combo? It basically guarantees a stun on everyone.
>>149408432
pushing high ground against Navi is not very fun
>>149408285
exactly!
>>149408060
QO looks like such a cool guy and nice friend.
>>149408285
You're acting like I'm now a shallow, materialistic guy. Naturally a shallow, materialistic woman will be very easy for me to understand.
>Navi
I hope G2A is paying them well
>>149408285
>caring about women
?
>THAT NAVI DIVE
BASED FUCKING NAVI
>>149408510
not a*
>LD straight up said Secret is falling for the honeypot
>People think there will be any balance changes before TI6
Why would anyone think this
>RTZ
THIS GAME IS A REAL FUCKING MEMEEEEE
>>149408712
there might be a super minor patch
OUR GUY ARTOUR PUTTING HIS SHIT TEAM ON HIS BACK
>navi memeing
Why does every LD cast consist of him making up nonexistant conversations between the players
>>149408652
Hotbid is hot.
>this game is still going
just fucking kill me
if timber oracle and TB dont get nerfed TI is gonna be cancer
Navi are literally playing a scrim game
>trying not to fap for a week and 5 days in I get a navi comeback game
WHY DOES GOD HATE MEfor real tho post lewds
>>149408880
This game is fun, shut the fuck up
>>149408880
>pushing into Naga Phoenix Tumber
blame Navi for picking cancer highground
>>149408652
literally our guy
just fucking call it already
GUYS I STILL NEED A BATTLE CUP TEAM
id: hotsoup
is there a reason why they are not calling it? this game is clearly over
>>149408931
>>149409007
they thought perfectly using their combo would change anything when they are so far behind
>>149409007
Literally FREE MEGA CREEP PRACTICE
>envy yapping away
>bulba is so tired of his shit
>Bulba just ignoring EE ranting
LMAO
>>149408931
>>149409007
More time to discuss game 2
SOMEONE GET THE LOBBY PASSWORD FROM GENERAL KEYBOARD, HE JUST DID IT ON STREAM, GO THERE AND MEME THE SHIT OUT OF IT
>>149409007
Reminder ee once lost a 300 minute game with megacreeps
>EE goes into an autistic mode while Bulba ignores him
Wonder what he was ranting about
>>149408931
>PLD and Bulba just walking past Envy as he spregs out
rofl
>>149408904
the real cancer is drow. Drow being first phase all the time makes drafts feel rather one dimensional and takes away the mindgames and skill of piecing together a perfect drow team without commuting to it early in the draft.
>>149409196
God bless NAVI for triggering the resident autist.
>>149409196
Bulba is always in ignore mode
Is anyone interested on playing on my Tier 4/5 team for battle cup.
We have 3 already
>>149409320
Why does he always wear a hat? Is he going balda's way?
>>149409425
YES
http://steamcommunity.com/id/HotSoup/
who hyped for Secret for EG grandfinal?
>>149409196
probably crying because bulba wasnt saving him and was just running around casting spells
>>149408904
>>149409254
It feels the same as if heroes like brood or huskar (wait a minute...) were auto-picks rather than situational. Those heroes are meant to punish shitty drafts which don't account for them rather than just being solid first phase picks.
>>149409514
>eg
lol
>entire team just ignoring EE
what the fuck
>>149409449
No. Wearing a hat becomes a habit if you start doing it.
I had a really bad haircut two years ago and wore a hat for a few weeks to cover it up, and it becomes really comfortable to wear a hat so I continued wearing a hat for a few months.
He probably is too lazy to style his hair as well.
>>149405474
>not going for a right click build
3ks get out
Faggots nerfing Drow Ranger ITT before teams even bust out the real anti-Drow strats.
Nobody would be insane enough to reveal anti-Drow strats right fucking now when it's so popular and you can screw teams over in TI by countering it there
>>149409645
probably just used to it by now and don't care
>>149408931
>>149408931
>>149409702
drow by herself isnt OP or anything like the cancer that used to be lifestealer, storm, invoker, etc. No need to sperg over drow
>>149409514
>EG
Dumb animeposter
>>149409645
They've already been bootcamping for a week.
Imagine listening to his barely intelligible, slurred speech non-stop, day after day. At some point to retain your sanity you just have to tune it out.
>>149409425
http://steamcommunity.com/id/care54
forgot this
>>149408285
>implying this is a bad thing
jesus those thighs
>>149408931
>>149409848
fuck you're right. I can barely stand him in interviews, it must be awful
>>149409645
>>149409848
What this Anon said.
It's like that theory of how men have an easy time tuning out the voice of women. At some point, you probably also adapt to EE's voice to be able to tune it out just the same.
>drow
>ursa
>huskar
>alch
Secret is just abusing cheese strats. Once they're figured out they won't be able to beat synderen, let alone the real teams.
>>149409801
Na'2?
>>149404307
>first pick Rubick
how the times have changed
>>149409936
my god CGI porn/erotica is the fucking worst
they have a cleaning lady run around in the stream
qprduction quality
>a starladder tournament in the BTS house
>anyone but puppey and rtz winning
>>149410208
you forgot the part where the kikes and chinks save tons of money from having a stadium
>>149410098
>cant recognize dead or alive
Holy shit are you 13 fucking KILL YOURSELF
kotl inc
>Waifu wars
Need vs Breed
Not even on the front page. This game is so fucking dead.
>>149410268
not really my point
>>149410319
true
oh wow another drow
amazing
>first pick drow
>same opening draft
why is Secret allowed to get away with this?
>>149409485
>stardew
based
>>149410431
secret is gonna lose those this, its the classic 2-1
How do I contain my raging erection during this match /d2g/?
Nice hair
>>149409982
what does tuning out mean?
Why is slark not picked?
I want to kill Nahaz.
here we go with the ppy huskar
How do i play with this little nigger ? I randomed him first time and won the game going full utility, but only managed to land one useful Wall
>>149410721
Throw the wall at their carry fuck everything else
>>149408652
based ken
I hope he'll do something this TI
Is it alive?
>>149410721
>Use Wall
>Then Vacuum
Done.
>>149410721
Max Ion Shell and watch their melee carry suffer
Get Soul Ring + Arcanes + Mek > Greaves
Go for whatever suits the game better
Initiate with Vacuum + Wall
>>149410621
It's the peak point during a conversation when a man stops listening to a woman talk and only pretends to listen and agree
>RTZ Storm
STOPPP
>storm again
NotLikeThis
>>149410721
Get blink
oh god not storm again, rtz threw so hard on it...
>>149410334
>newfag cant into catalog
>cant into shitposting finese
GODDAMNIT, SECRET
why did puppy not pick vengeful spirit?
>>149397946
yeah, about that abaddon...
>picking naix after a drow
Lmao, slavs never learn
so the team who wins this will face EG in the grand finals or what?
>wake up
>EG lost
>storm
>abaddon
what patch is this game?
>>149410721
Buy items your team needs
Push lanes out, don't bother trying to gank. Focus on getting fat with items that make you and your team hard to kill. Use your wall when bkbs are down, don't use it right away unless you have an easy combo
DS never really peaks, you're usefulness last the whole game but relies on you getting farmed and their carries being good illusions (really good against Drow)
>>149410519
epic gook memes
>>149410282
>fighting games
lol
>>149411143
6.88
>bat lasso in
>abbadon purge it off
Abbadong is sleeper OP holy shit dotards/turds
>>149402519
Will he stream again after TI?
>this fucking Na'Vi draft.
No fucking damage except LS into a Storm, Abbadon and Axe, I don't know how Secret could fuck this up.
>>149411287
Why would anyone ever want to watch an rtz stream
>>149411387
i-i don't know
>>149411143
Storm is plenty viable now.
Since getting his mana cost on ball nerfed everything else has been buffed over the patches.
>>149411287
If Secret get BTFO so hard he leaves the team again
>another Puppey Axe dual lane with Bulba
>>149411383
slardar ult makes every neutral hit bang
>>149411387
Just wait 300 years and some anthropologist will watch all of them to write a thesis about "wigger music".
>>149411501
Especially an animefag, doesn't fit the cancerous underaged wigger demographic he's been going for at all
>>149411579
>slardar ult
lmao aphotic shield.
>>149411608
>rtz
>white
BAFFLED
>>149411740
yeah but you get the point of the draft
GUYS LISTEN
What if teams weren't allowed to pick the same heroes in a bo3?
how the fuck does a slardar chen kill a drow with an oracle there?
>>149411919
Alright, i don't want you posting in MY /d2g/ anymore
Get out.
Now.
>garbage ra
>did ya raw
what a cuck
>>149411919
what is she doing!??
>5 manning at 6 minute
JUST LIKE MY BOT GAMES 4 YEARS AGO
>>149411919
I want you to post more :3
Stream off, its over.
Secret got an EZ tournament win atleast, don't even need to tune in tomorrow.
>>149412141
Massaging a giant crabs claw.
Navi is finished. Watching this game is pointless now.
I'm very surprised this Lifestealer pick isn't working!
>>149412309
I know! especially when solo-core lifestealer has such an ironclad track record!
why do dotards get so triggered when someone calls a hero a tank?
ded thred
>>149412624
dude this isn't starcraft
dota has zero robot heroes
>>149412624
because i suck dick
>>149412458
>solo core
do you see that slardar? he is fucking massive. plus secrets draft is dog shit after 25 minutes so if they dont get a rax in the next 10 minutes they just lose
>>149412624
cause theres no tanks in dota
it's another envy kills roshan as drow episode
>>149412847
>axe
>>149412624
Because there is no such thing as a tank in this game. A hero can be tanky but there is no hero that is not at least an off-tank.
>>149412897
Except like every hero he's not that tanky without items, call buff lasts a few seconds.
>drow on dire
>5 man like faggots
whew what a strat
bulba literally just running straight at them
talk about a tractor
>tfw no tank hero
A P O L O G I Z E
>>149413124
why not when you are against shitters like navi
>>149413070
sorry
>Strength/beef meta fucks off
>Lifestealer got nerfed because he was good pick against that stuff
>Is now back to shit tier hero but even worse than before
nice one iceshitter
>>149413160
>hots have both a tank hero and a skeleton king
No doubt why is the best hero brawler.
>pick andymage
>win
ummm, dotards?
>>149413190
t. mad EG fancuck
C A U C U L A T E D
Isn't this literally "carry abaddon"?
>>149413124
>Drow used to be a 4/5th pick cheese thing
>you can first pick it and still win
Yeah the ult needs to be removed for something else. Its like if Centaur gave everyone on his team a shitload of STR
Secret literally always pick tanky heroes and defensive supports to protect their retarded cores and 5 man the whole game. I feel like people should have figured this out by now.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA RTZ NO RESPECT MEMEING ON THESE SLAVS AND CREATING SPACE
>>149412897
>that dies in 2 seconds from lifestealer
Zip Zap
>>149413341
>to protect their retarded cores
Their 4 cores.
>na dota
Its too sad to gloat over. Hope you guys find a footing soon
>>149413461
>NA dota
Secret is doing fairly well though
artour babaev
>post yfw EG lost to this
Reminder that EG lost to Na'Vi in 15 minutes.
>>149413634
Oh I see..youve resorted to claim secret
I'm so sorry
does Abaddon's dagger stay unbroken during his ult?
FUCKING
K I L L
Y O U R S E L V E S
>>149413341
>Its literally autism care strats
I am literally stuck at the wake of someone I have never spoken more than five words to ever and we're at the "everyone is socializing even though someone just died" part. How is Secret v Na'vi gone so far?
>>149413882
Total rape first game with RTZ razor. Second game now is closer, secret slightly ahead.
>>149413882
>get flamed in a pub earlier today for doing this exact build on drow
>watching EE win with it now
really makes you think
>>149413814
Lebanon is also a redditor, BAFFLED
APOLOGIZE D2G
>>149413882
le balanced negress archer
>>149413814
based reddit spy
>>149413814
don't worry loli Pugna will always be ours
>>149414005
Thanks gulag.
Alright consider this build on Storm guysVlads/Veil>Blademail
what the fuck happened to eg? I was out catching pogeymans with some normie girls
>>149414234
kys
>>149414234
Mid Oracle and mid AA. One worked out, the other didn't matter. Last game ended in a base race that EG lost.
>>149413814
no kill YOURSELF if you're a honeypot poster
>Slardar not going down anymore.
Secret has got a fish issue
>secret
>WW is literally winning them every fight
>RTZ goes on chen instead of the WW standing right next to him
man imagine if axe had a damage item
like a blademail
>>149414234
>girls.
>that pld networth
lmao
position 10
if EE wasnt such a bitch he would have slapped bulba by now. What kind of idiot support leaves their carry alone, one shield and drow would have lived. Im 100% sure bulba hates EE and one of the two will be kicked right before or right after TI
>>149414361
trying to baserace despite backdoor protection tends to cause that.
I honestly dont know what they were thinking.
>>149414463
blademail would do jackshit here retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU
BASED SLARDAR
>>149414403
>western porn
how did they manage to throw this holy shit
>>149414524
stfu kid
dont you ever reply to me again
If they don't end in 5-8 minutes I think navi will take this
>Little Drow no match for this angry fish man
that's hot
>rtz ignoring WW and losing a fight again
color me suprised
>>149414584
BECAUSE NA'VI IS BACK
>>149414568
dumb anime poster
why is RTZ so bad?
>>149414361
>>149414234
EG fucked up their item builds in game 3. At some point, Mirana needed to sell shit to get right click. Its a fucking hilarious joke that at the very end, Sumail tried to base race as caster Mirana and bought a Deso at the very fucking end.
Also Universe LC was amazing for 20 minutes and then he bought more and more things to help initiate, but then they couldn't initiate because they couldn't actually fight anymore.
>>149414646
>>149414646
>>149414646
new memes
How does one not be awful at morphling. He seems like fun. But I just can't seem to make him work well.
Reminder that burgercucks were claiming EG getting back together would make them relevant
@149414323
you first & i'll follow
>>149414361
thanks my nigga
>>149414475
i woulda rather been inside & not getting dark outside, those bitches don't even care about the game
>15K NW STORM
>He is fucking 3-2-5 or something
FARM
VACUUM
>>149413259
wtf I hate dota now
AХAХAХ OPУ C ИHBAЛИДOB
How do i play invoker against timber mid