Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>8 memes late

>>149357262
hej!

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Overwatch is actually pretty fun guys.

>>149357407
for 10 hours maybe
kys shill

>>149357262
Why there is no link to Chatty for ULTIMATE twitch chat experience?
http://chatty.github.io/

>>149357407
ok thats it, im going to /ovw/ general and talk about dota

I played t7 battlecup last week both in europe and america and lost. It says on the battle pass that I am t0 but if I go on the playdota button it says I am t7. A few days ago it said on battle pass that I was t4.

So what the fuck tier am I?? Anyone knows how this battlecup thing works??

>>149357230
F5 and AF wouldn't have made it in a sensible format. I don't know why valve doesn't implement the bubble bracket for qualifiers, it's the only thing that makes sense.

>>149357407
Yeah but not as fun as Lawbreakers

>>149357410

techies was actually a great pick here, 5 melee heroes

that make up

>>149357520
>bubble bracket
shit tier m8
le lets hope we get a good seed tier bracket

>>149357632
QB

>>149357632
it was AR
it just delayed the game enough that they couldn't rax us (even if they hardly ever could, although it did burn ember's aegis and life when they had it), but when we had to push high ground it was way too hard

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>tfw I just remembered that game like almost 2 years ago where bone7 went diffusal/manta on void and I think maybe a Vlads
>we all ridiculed him for being trash and picking stupid items

jesus christ bone really is a prophet

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Kth for wanting to eat out soe

>>149357737
But vlads diffusal manta is still a dogshit build on void

>>149357737
vlads manta diffu on void is garbage

SWNL

>>149357748
I'd like to see this pair in action.

>>149357820
>>149357825

whats the d2g approved build because everybody in my 4k games and epic pro streams and games does it except loda

>>149357669
Well, yeah, something like that. The point is that you should reward consistent performance, particularly if you're going to be stingy with the invites.

What kind of buffs will Techies be having next patch?

>>149357881
Maelstrom into damage

>>149357934
none

>>149357881
my build is pt echo diff rush, but everone hates me for it for some reason.

>>149358028
kill yourself faggot

>>149358031
Please don't say that, it breaks my heart.

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How is DDZ still playing in tournaments? Last I check he was banned for life because of match fixing. Other tournaments also followed Valve's decision by banning them

How is still playing?

>>149358028
Go away and do not come back, no one will mourn you.

>>149357737
dota doesnt work that way, if you build a hero one way and then the game goes through 4 big patches afterwards you havent foreseen shit.

>>149358028
got sick of overwatch and now im back playing this

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My Blog About Winning the South East Asian Battlecup.

Okay so after my friend didnt pick up his phone all day I decided it's time to make my own night instead of wating for him to see if we would go clubbing tonight

so i crack open some espresso martinis, candian club, jim beam, and I look for a team. I join this guy with 3 cunts and we find some other guy who is a godlike mid player. We play 2 normal games to practice as a team, enter a skype call and figure out lanes. We didn't run a single jungler in the 3 torny games, and had dual supports. First game we came back from behind. The game decider was sladar initiate onto us, instant hex, enemy global silence, our alch is ticking down cask, he cant throw it so it blows up on himself and stuns 3 enemies around him, i get a 5 man wall + vacuum into lion earthspike, wd deathward, holy shit that was epic to rewatch
2nd game was a 20 minute stomp and the final game was hard early because they ran a naix thrall phoenix trilane and we went 0 4 axe 0 2 dazzle, but our AM found huge space and ended up going 25/0 and their team had no lategame answers. They had 3 chinese on that team so I began flaming them in mandarin to go home to their own country, maybe they can win there and I was subsequently reported.

The only role swaps between games was our mid and safelane carry, and I played 3 different heroes across the games because the teams will check your profiles and ban your recent heroes. This was tier 5, and all the players on our team were 4-4.2k and 1 3k, Alch, timber and riki were banned in all 3 games.

Was it fun?
We wern't meming on mic, 3 of us had paid $1 for the ticket so we really wanted to win, so everyone was focused and concentrated and when we were behind you could feel the tension in the skype call if we lost a team fight. However, we voted on MVP's and plays of the game each match, and winning felt so good.
Here's my dotabuff: http://www.dotabuff.com/players/49517956

>Giving OW shills attention
>When ESPORTS are going on

kys /d2g/

>>149358173
He looks so manly.

>>149358195
didn't read

>>149358173
Fuck off back to your hugbox rebbit

>>149357881
>offlane void
maelstrom into support items (vlads, aghs, refresher, w/e)
>safelane void
maelstrom into more damage

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>play Viskhor the Shadow Demon (male)
>rock so hard I have bots Radiance at 20 minutes

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>>149358195
>normal/high skill

>>149358195
>flaming them in mandarin
kys chink, slanted eyed fuck

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>>149358328
>aghs, refresher

>>149358195
>normal skill bracket
Git gud pedro.

Is Slark ever going to meaningfully reworked or is he forever going to be a hero who is extremely escapable but with none of the actual associated drawbacks of such a hero?

Why does he have 9 different abilities crammed into four slots?

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What went wrong?

>>149358386
>likes overwatch and men dressing like women
no wonder

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hey!

>drow + 2 mediocre ranged heroes
what kind of new meme is this
used to be drow + ranged core + ranged supports + beefy melee hero, what the fuck is this retarded draft from empire

>you decide to watch some random classic games
>it casted by lumi
>you close the video and start watching videos of clowns farting instead

>>149358637
shitstains on reddit complained and got our guy nerfed

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Why is it so hard to win as carry?

People seem to spit the dummy if they are playing support and anything goes wrong

>>149358951
>radiance
>heart
>mkb
looool

>>149358270
Thanks
>>149358272
Someone didnt win their battlecup
>>149358383
tier 5. not my fault if they can only match us against pinoymonkies and chinks
>>149358420
why do you assume im chinese? I'm white, Australian born and fluent in mandarin because I want to make more than 30k a year
>>149358483
it's aussie server retard

why does undying have the worst ultimate in the game?

>>149358951
Have you tried not feeding 13 deaths?

>>149358951
Because teams can't understand that creating space isn't "Hey, let's try to go solo to the farmed Slark who probably has an LS inside!"

how do the abuse lobbies work?

I want tinker to be deleted from dota.

Based janicuckold

>>149358951
>slark, tb, earth spirit
>losing to a fucking troll, furion
uninstall.

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>EG lost
>Secret won
PPD on suicide watch

>>149359353
They are WoW players, so guess they are used to it.

>>149359353
what happened?

>pick kunkka SD against sven DK
>have no damage
OOPS XD

>>149359004
well, sorry then. i just hate chinese.

WOMBO COMBO

>>149359475
Turns out Universe was actually a TRIPLE agent all along!

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>>149359585
Arteezy has infiltrated their ranked system and destroyed the meta

>>149359815
that ain't falco

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My wife's daughter will never forgive me if I lose in this game

>>149359851
man he looks like fucking shit

>>149360023
It's just the "Punished Artour" skin, you can change it.

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>tfw won 2 battle cups but valve wont give you WIN GAME POINTS

i told my dumbass '5k' friends to tank their mmr and play with me, but they refused because of 'muh pride' and 'muh prestige'. well 30,000 battle point levels later I'm hoping they will have a change of heart.

this is the 2nd week in a row where i win with 4 randoms on my team.

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how high will it go this time?

how long will valve be able to sustain this kind of growth?

>>149360334
Pretty sure it'll hit 20.

>>149360334
6 years

>>149360334
we're missing :
immortals 3
potentially another meme chest (SUPER ULTRA DUPER RARE EPIC SLARK COSMETIC)
potentially another sales
potentially an underlord arcana

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>149360334
Remember when that memer was claiming it wouldn't reach 2015

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When can i pre-order my shirt /d2g/?

>>149360334
As long as they keep releasing hats, apparently.
They'll release the tier III immortals and the prize pool is going to jump, when they release the arcana it will jump again and so on.

>>149360334
ooooh only 200k away from last year

>>149360562
>Using linux

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>>149360832
that's a lewd shirt

>won 4 games in a row today
should i quit while i'm ahead or keep grinding

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MODS ARE ASLEEP
POST WISP

>Eight teams
>Costs 1$ to enter
>Prize pool is 40$
>Only the winner gets prize, Prize is 75 levels split
>It costs 30$ to buy 72 levels

where does the 10$ disappear, surely valve doesn't think one week emoticons is worth 10$.

Anyone queueing on EUW right now? Got kicked from queue twice with no warning after about 3-4 minutes.

>>149360767
It wouldn't of if valve didn't artificially inflate it you dumb fuck

>>149357606
I dunno, it looks fun, but the last stream I saw the lead dev advertised it as "overwatch but edgy".

The cm announcer is so cute
she's like "dominating! rawr" but she can't even be scary its addorable

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>>149360832
>this is official
>as in signed by Gaben himself

>>149360923
take a break or the mmr gods are going to fuck you in the ass

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>>149361013
she's begging to be bullied

>>149360934
>TA is a fucking retard
>wisp ults to KS two heroes that should be dead
what a play
>>149360946
lol
>>149361013
it's nice but the rampage and godlike ones fucking suck

>>149361205
I wish she would bully my dick

>drow buys mjollnir
>it does nothing

>>149361261
>anything but the techies mega-kill anouncer

i wish they would fix stacking

some are fucking impossible
>Closest to radiant mid
>Dire middle medium camp from behind

>>149361526
get
good

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>>149360832
is this confirmed?

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>>149361261
>our solo mid is a fucking retard
every game ever

>>149361379
>she buys aghanims too
>the effect is now multiplied by five

>>149361526
i believe you have a case of gitgud

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what if we replaced meepo's passive with an ability that let you dig holes in the ground that other units could hide in, would he be viable then?

>>149359932
Why won't he make his own daughter?

>>149361684
wow i dont even

its current year shitlord

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Just won a 77 minute long game against medusa with three fucking rapiers with completely retarded line up. Ask me anything. Really feels like I won against the system (We got megacreeps in 70th minute or so)

>>149361684
Because last time someone fucked a monkey we got the AIDs epidemic.

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>>149361860
Why do you think thats a feat?

>>149361684
>not fucking your wifes daughters

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>>149361975
based Loda

>>149362005
I don´t know my man it feels great. They were defending one fucking rax for like 30 minutes, kunkka said he needs to go on dinner with his gf, but came back after two minutes saying he want to finish this. We finished only because invo got aegis grew balls, and literally blinked into 5 of them, We somehow won.

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Hey guys I won battle cup.
In SEA region

>>149362251
50k deficit?
60k deficit?
70k deficit?

>>149362293

scroll up nigga

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>>149362251
>kunkka said he needs to go on dinner with his gf, but came back after two minutes saying he want to finish this

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i miss her ;_;

>>149362005
>necro aghs

nice

>>149362431
has she finally killled herself?

>>149362431
At her size you'd think she would be hard to miss

>>149362491
heh, imagine the outcome

>>149361526
>Closest to radiant mid
That one deaggros earlier so you can't pull middle lane.
Stack it at :56

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>wisp is still getting votes

IO is going to get the arcana and no one will buy it because wisp sucks without a team

Why is this shit meme allowed to go on

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What can the west do to prepare now that the gooks finally found out about our secret?

>>149362610
>IO is going to get the arcana and no one will buy it because wisp sucks without a team
lol
people will buy it, will play wisp and feed
because people, notably reddit, are fucking retarded

mooncuck in charge of music

Ishnallah, my fellow dotards

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>>149362516
just what r u trying to say?

>>149362610
>IO is going to get the arcana and no one will buy it
1, so fuckin what? are you a valve-employed jew?
2. they will buy it

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>>149362610
Valve will rig it, they have no reason not to and no one has any way of finding out. They can just say lol ruskies and chinks all voted for Pudge and reddit has no way of knowing.

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man I am depressed. I already don't play this game anymore and EG is the only reason I still watch esports. If they do poorly at TI I think I am going to be done with Dota altogether.

>>149362861
>are you a valve-employed jew?

yeah man you know it here come suck my dick for a hat you faggot

>>149362827
inshallah what?

>>149362897
maybe because they make money off of the arcanas

valve didn't rig the old remodel vote even though it ended up with void instead of viper slardar zeus etc

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>>149362897
>implying valve hasn't already bent over backwards for reddit repeatedly

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>>149362997
>a FREE remodel ended up with them fixing voids posture and adding tatoos
>implying this is the same as an arcana they will sell later
?

>>149362997
They didnt rig it because they didn't do anything anyway.

>>149362921
>supporting corporations

>>149362827
hare krishnah to you my friend.
Namasté.

>someone on team instalocks jungle legion
>lose
>someone on enemy team instalocks jungle legion
>win

Really makes you think.

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Why are you always so mad, Dotards?

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>>149362921
this aint shitt nigga i lost like 9 ranked games ina row yesterday AMA

>inb4 Carry Abbadon

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>tfw your favorite team has never won a TI

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>>149363675
My favourite team doesn't exist anymore ;_;

is /d2g/ ready for Hao, Mu & Chuan to be first two time TI winners

>>149363809
>DK
>Not mouz

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>>149363675
But Alliance won TI3

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>>149363809
iktf

WHERE THE FUCK DID THE STREAM GO WHAT THE FUCK BTSWHERE THE FUCK DID THE STREAM GO WHAT THE FUCK BTS

>>149363938
I believe this year my boy Jacky is gonna do it

>>149363827
It's obviously gonna be puppey or dendi & artstyle

>tired
>wants to watch some electrosports
>fucking cis vs swedecucks is not esports
when are secret/eg playing?

>>149364098
3 hours still EG lose

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>tfw you use your /d2g/ shitposting skills on another board for easy (You)s

>>149364225
funny, PB had aui and Mouz had theeban and now both coach Team Secret

>>149364291
>>tfw you use your /d2g/ shitposting skills on another board for easy (You)s
I legitimately do this.

Thanks to /scv/ raids I've learned to shitpost better than 99% of 4chan

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>>149364552
>>149364291
based shitpostbros

Guess who just got outta prison?

Did EG win?

>>149364789
steven "greater bash" ashworth?

>>149364789
based Korok gonna smash some heads

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>all the insanely assblasted salty redditors when you point out that reason redditors hate drunk driving is because they're too shit at driving to pull it off

>>149364687
based blitzpostbro

>>149364006
Let's see if they can beat Navi first
I want to believe

>>149364291
What if I just go on over to /tv/ and tell everyone /d2g/ thinks they are the kings of shitposting all of a sudden? Would you survive?

>>149364789
Why would EG fall for a honeypot lan right before TI?

They won TI5 by being smart about these things.

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WHO

DISH

what if mirana's illusions had the aghs effect as well ?

>>149365030
that's my gf stay away fella

>>149364789
Steven "you can talk with the back of my hand" Ashworth?

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>jimmy may not be at ti6
heh

>>149365276
did he died?

>>149359230
Dota's already dead. So why would they delete a hero.

>>149353771
Soe and James will get back together at blizzcon Overwatch finals

greatest love story ever told imo

>>149365371
Naa mate he had airbags

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>her analysis made Mushi stop drafting
Apologise. Now.

are alliance the worst team to watch in the history of dota ?
>>149365508
and a helmet he's fine

>>149365517
who

>>149365517
don't even know her

>>149365517
i want to cover that 4^2head in my jizz

>>149365517
dat sixhead, yeesh

>>149365276
why build a road that only leads to trees

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>>149365517
>That forehead
>That fucking zit
JUST

>>149365805
fuck off lebanese shit

>>149357407
For a week

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>>149365517
>This fucking forehead.

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>>149365517
>Female balding

It's more sad then loda

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>>149365805
You bitch ass nigga /scv/ reinvented shitposting so well that moot had to make a separate board for us.

>>149365987
>then
no, that is sad

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>>149365987
She isn't balding, look >>149365925

It's her fucking funky forehead

>>149365925
>>149365517

but seriously who the fuck is this?
>>149365987
>female

>>149365517
>>149365987
holy shit women are ugly I'll stick with boys thanks

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I said apologise!

>>149366087
She's proper qt guys, adorable accent, pretty, slav.

Who is she, and can we have her instead of sheever/anne/llama for TI?

I REALLY REALLY don't like Nahaz

Why is Nahaz still allowed here?
His teams gone, he should be too.

>>149366302
*violently pounds chest*

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>>149366182
>>>149365987
That is a boy tho...

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>>149366302
>>149366310
>hating on our guy based passion man of numbers
I bet you're the faggots who complain about Thorin as well

>rape laning phase
>warn team carries the enemies have late game so we need to push
>they play for picks past laning phase and feed Spectre or AM several times over
>cores tilted as fuck
>lose

I hate being a 2k shitter, I wish I could be better.

>>149366459
lotus orb

man, kotlguy surely improved his cast a lot...

>>149366459
Wards

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>>149366459
bloodstone

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based thorin, ourrest of guys

>>149366443
lol

>>149366443
Thorin is fine.
Nahaz needs to be put in a home.

>>149366567
they updated his firmware

>>149366459
What is Aether Lens

>>149366459

solar crest retards

>>149366581
>Redditman

>>>/out/

what if sandstorm triggered caustic finale ?

>>149366459
skadi

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>>149366721
>he's an amerifat who can't handle the banter

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>A man who shows genuine passion about the game and brings an intresting perspective to panels
>DEE TOO GEE hates him
You will literally never be as based as Nahaz fuck off contrarian shitters

>>149366759
what if his aghs made sandstorm global ?

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So what team are officially our guys for this TI?

>>149366759
what if sandstorm triggered burrowstrike ?

>>149366796
>huge flaming faggot with shit opinions
>"banter"

>>149366802
>brings an intresting perspective to panels
When was this?

>>149362251
nice man, post a dotabuff cap

who were you playing as

>>149366857
team liquid

>>149366796
>thoorin
>bants

if crying is bants

>>149366857
Liquid thanks to matumbameme I guess

pretty dry spell this year desu

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>>149366857
EG = Reddit
Secret = Reddit
OG = Reddit
MVP = our guys
Liquid = our guys

These are the facts

>>149366567
fuck off dakota you're shit

>>149366857
MVP Phoenix
Team Liquid
Jimmy + 4 gooks
DC

>>149366802
Nahaz is the definition of verbal diarrhea

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>>149367000
>>149367023
sounds fair

>>149366857
Liquid + Wings

>>149366857
Secret
EG
OG
Synderen + 4
Alliance

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>tfw you mention Thorin for no reason because you knew some giga-autist on here would get buttblasted by it

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>>149367000

>>149367185
Those are reddits guys

@149367185
I hope you get no (you)s for this

>>149366802
At the end of yesterdays stream, Godz said that a stat wasn't that a big deal.
Nahaz started jumping up and down on the couch, glowing red, yelling "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF STATS"
Was kind of impressive for a 60 year old man to have that much energy.

>>149366857
EG
Secret
OG/Liquid are confirmed canonical reddit teams as reddit is anti-USA pro-europe

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>>149367215
>I was only pretending to be retarded !!

cmon empire you can do it!!!

>>149367215
it's way too easy to trigger gulagians (who are redditors and other non-whites)

csgog is such an inherently superior, white, general

what if eclipse was global

what if you could borrowed time allies

>>149367453
>press R
>kill 5 creeps
mmmh
>>149367427
you're game is dead retard

>>149367304
p. much this

anyone who cucks for OG/Liquid is confirmed reddit and a newfriend in /dota2general/

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It must be burgerland hours because im swimming in (You)s and im not even trying

What if Pudge's Rot was global?

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>>149367520
>cucks for
nice i'm using this, thanks coposter

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>>149366857
only correct answer

what if omnislash was global?

redditor here why aren't you guys cheering for EG like us? I was pretty saddened at the reactions when they lost (on purpose I'm sure) yesterday

what if starstorm was global ?

what if Pugna and Death Prophet had their life drains swapped?

What if shitposting was global?

What if bob and dawdle was global?

>>149367710
>pugna and DP will never swap while "draining" you
Why live?

what if my parents never got divorced?

what if tempo was global ?

THAT BM ROAR INTO CHEESE HOLY SHIIIIIT EMPIRE MY DICK

what if black hole was global

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>alliance fancucks

why haven't they all commited neckings yet

what if win conditions were global?

what if every hero was required by law to state their designated gender

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this fucking rap about arteezy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ1sWwowCm4

SWEDEN YES

what if i looked at d2g before shitposting and didn't ruin memechains?

>>149367947
kys

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ALLIANCE
B
T
F
O

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>>149367817

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@149367947
>>>/r/eddit

>according to dotabuff alliance is the most popular team this month
so this... is the power of memes
wow

>>149368063
what did you get anon?

what if satellite the global man

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>People upset that na'vi got a direct invite to ti6 over alliance
>Na'vi are beating EG in tournament while Alliance are losing to Empire
wow makes you think huh

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>>149366857
list of pro players with anime avatars:

>Liquid.Kuroky (Dragon Ball Z)
>Newbee.Mu (Akame ga Kill)
>Newbee.kaka (Tamako Market)
>Newbee.kpii (Guilty Crown)
>Secret.EternalEnvy (Oreimo)
>OG.MoonMeander (Kuroko no Basket)
>Secret.Arteezy (Kuroko no Basket)
>OG.Miracle- (Haikyuu)
>DC.Saksa (Naruto)
>IllidanSTR (Gurren Lagann)
>VP.FNG (Hatsune Miku, this counts I think)
>VP.God (Hunter X Hunter)
>VP.Alohadance (Hunter X Hunter)
>VP.Nofear (Fate/stay night)
>LGD.Maybe (One Piece)
>EHOME.old chicken (One Punch Man)
>VGR.ddc (Idolm@ster)
>VGR.NoNo (Kyoukai no Kanata)
>Fnatic.MidOne (Kuroko no Basket)
>CDEC.Super (One Piece)

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>>149368217
a cute dress :3

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Who cares about these two shit teams bring out the real contenders

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>>149368382
>Guilty Crown

Shu...

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>>149368352
don't talk to me or my teammate's wife's ex's daughter again

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SATELLITE, THE GLOBAL MAN
RANGED INT HERO
ALL OF HIS ABILITIES ARE GLOBAL, CHANNELED SPELLS WITH MINIMUM CHANNEL TIMES THAT INCREASE BY 0.25 SECONDS PER 700 DISTANCE FROM POINT OF SPELL CAST

STR- 19+ 1.2
AGI- 14 + 1.2
INT- 20+3.0

RANGE - 550
BASE DAMAGE - 40
BASE ARMOR - 1
BASE HEALTH - 485
BASE MANA - 290
MOVE SPEED - 290
CAST POINT: 0

Q - AIRSTRIKE
150/160/170/180 MANA
60/55/50/45 SECOND CD
DOES NOT PIERCE IMMUNITY
MINIMUM CHANNEL TIME: 3.5/3.0/2.5/2.0 SECONDS (AOE INDICATOR APPEARS WHEN 1/5 OF TOTAL CHANNEL TIME REMAINS)

GLOBAL MAN CALLS DOWN A TACTICAL AIRSTRIKE AT ANY POINT ON THE MAP, DEALING 150/200/250/300 MAGICAL DAMAGE IN AN 900 AOE

W - TECTONIC SHIFT
200 MANACOST
80 SECOND CD
SLOW DOES NOT PIERCE IMMUNITY
MINIMUM CHANNEL TIME: 3.5/3.5/3.0/2.5 SECONDS
(AOE INDICATOR APPEARS WHEN 1/4 OF TOTAL CHANNEL TIME REMAINS)

GLOBAL MAN MANIPULATES THE EARTH ITSELF, CAUSING A 1000 AOE QUAKE WHICH DECREASES THE ARMOR OF ALL THOSE WITHIN BY 1.5/2.5/3.5/4.5 PER SECOND, AS WELL AS SLOWING THEM BY 10/15/20/25 PERCENT (LASTS 10 SECONDS)

E - SUPPLY DROP
150 MANACOST
60 SECOND CD
PIERCES IMMUNITY
MINIMUM CHANNEL TIME: 2.0 SECONDS
NO AOE INDICATOR

GLOBAL MAN CALLS UPON HIS SUPPLY SHIP TO DROP A CARE PACKAGE, WHICH GRANTS ALLIES WITHIN THE 900 AOE 11/15/19/23 BONUS HP REGEN AND 5/7/9/11 BONUS ARMOR (LASTS 20 SECONDS)

R - NUCLEAR WINTER
500/650/800 MANACOST (350/500/650 WITH AGHS)
300 SECOND CD
PIERCES IMMUNITY
MINIMUM CHANNEL TIME: 4.0 SECONDS (2.0 SECONDS WITH AGHS)
AOE INDICATOR APPEARS WHEN 1/3 (1/5 WITH AGHS) OF TOTAL CHANNEL TIME REMAINS

GLOBAL MAN TRULY KNOWS HOW TO "MAKE IT RAIN"; HE CALLS DOWN THREE TACTICAL NUKES WHICH, IN A 700 AOE, DEAL 200/300/400 PURE DAMAGE EACH (600/900/1200 TOTAL), LEAKING RADIATION IN THE 700 AOE WHICH NEGATES ALL HP REGEN FOR 14 SECONDS AFTER LAST NUKE HITS. IN ADDITION TO INITIAL CHANNEL TIME, THE SECOND AND THIRD MISSILES HAVE A DELAY OF 0.8 SECONDS EACH.

>>149368470
Still more than 5 hour for them.

We could watch some tier 2 teams.

>>149368560

pmsl

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>>149368382
>all the good players have avatars from Socially Acceptable Anime

>b-b-b-but this is a v-victory for us animeNEETs amirite??

what if secret never loses?

>>149368382
what about FD.Meracle

>>149368725
>oreimo is socially acceptable
Just in your 3rd world country, you inbreed.

>>149368725
WER R U ONODERA FANSHITS XDDDD

what the actual fuck is dc doing

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>>149368830
>EE is good
trap sprung

juggernaut is done farming.

>>149368560
like Techies this champ will always be either useless or stupidly broken

>>149368830
he said good players

>>149368382
>all of those are normie as fuck beginner anime except for maybe one piece because its so fucking long that 90% of people lose interest

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>>149368382
Based kaka

Man did DC just fucking throw that game away?

>>149362005
>refresher aghs Doom
>lose

Like pottery

>>149368916
>shitty poor man's AM build
no he's not

>>149368912
>>149368980
>the carry of the world's best team is bad
-r/dota

DC sure fell apart like house of cards

your team is permanently majorly inconvenienced by the selection of a bad hero such as doom the doombringing doomer

>>149369105
yes

>kotl buys no wards all game
>buys a force staff
>mana leak force staff
>GOT EM XD
>dies
>hurrr we haf another support for wards

Luna confirmed best selememer and best girl, mirana btfo

>>149367000
Your opinions are disgusting.
Secret, OG are Reddit.

Liquid, EG are our guys.

>>149369216
DC fell apart the moment Luna got BKB. Majority of DC damage comes from magic and with Jugg spin, Luna BKB and Dazzle grave, it fell apart the moment they got BKB.

>They can't kill a Chen after a smoke
Just call gg DC

Report sand king

>pick drow + no right clicker
LOVE THIS MAYMAY

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>>149369432
>EG
>not reddit
NAtard this desperate for his shitty team to be acceptable on a containment board

>>149368725
>Oreimo
Anon, is your sister ok?

>>149369560
>pick mirana with drow
>just kidding it's offlane aghs do nothing ever mirana

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>Jimmy won't be able to go to TI because his seamonkie team couldn't get Visas

>epicenter
Find me a worse ultimate in this meme game.

>>149368382
>Kuroko no Basket
Gay

>That epicenter tickling the Luna

>>149369786
pugna

>>149369786
rupture

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>>149369881
delete this

and delete death prophet while you're at it

>>149369792
>dota players are gay
Wow, didn't see that coming.

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THROW THAT FUCKING MUG AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>149369924
Rupture is better because it forces enemy to tp out, while epicenter does absolutely nothing.

>It's a chainsmoking while playing clock and listening to eurobeat buts me on another hot streak episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMNRoApV5T0

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>Nahaz holding a cup the entire time instead of just putting it on the table or the floor
>not even resting it on his thigh, literally holding it in the air

Why does he do this? He did this yesterday too.

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Why don't teams utilize the most meme aghs in dota?

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>>149370106
?

>>149370116
LMAO 2 PUDGES
2 PUDGES

>>149360934
that ta is legit sub 1k what the fuck

>>149370092
REMINDER:
Anime doesn't make you better at dota, but eurobeat does.

Post eurobeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v2hj0mDd7E

>>149370106

He knows that statistically there's at least a 50% chance of a thief being in the house.

>>149363938
>my boi jacky
>pld
>artour
>aui coach

speed gaming will win this TI guys

>>149370237
that's some fucking gay music, how shitty can your taste be

>>149370238
you're statistically more likely to spill it if you put it down.

>>149370237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcInO7drL6M

I literally won with this one

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Daily reminder that Australia will win TI and there's NOTHING you can do about it.