/dg/ - Destiny General

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First for Petra.

>>149347934
i'll probably be in the thread and then get all wiggity about pvp and go to do it again and probably get it

i dunno, my ps4 never had app crashes before but when i was playing gat out of hell i was just flying around as kenzie and it's like BOOP SUCK SHIT APP CRASH and stuff.

i keep it free of dust and stuff so i dunno why it's having all these crashes. should i maybe suck it up and initialize the ps4?

and yes there are people who are 300kg / 600 lbs and it's scary like how do you do this to yourself how please stop

>>149347924

>Spend half an hour in prison
>Hey 3 coins woot

Instantly shard this advice

4th for furry pride

>>149348051
>pick up your round of vanguard bounties
>do them in there
>end up with coins from the bounties too

also 30 min? takes me like 20ish

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>>149348051
>half an hour in prison
>half an hour

>See some guy in forums crying about lost character like a little bitch calling people retarded and shit.
>Tell him to stop crying
>Get my post deleted and issued a warning
>His post is still there
What the actual shit?

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>>149348351

>Bungie now panders to shitters in the forums as well.

kek. KEK.

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>>149348351
hahah really?
why are they so sensitive all of a sudden.

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POST GUARDIANS WITH RIDICULOUS HAIR

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>>149348458
Bungie never pandered to me when I'm being a shitter.

>Get top of the team
>Rewards for everyone except me
>2nd place
>everyone gets shit but me
>3rd
>4th
>5th
>6th
Fucking nothing. I'm so mad. Even in fucking pve. My friend and I did CoE for the first time. He got like fucking 17k while I got 28k or something. He gets the fucking Queen's Breaker and the Lord of Wolves. I get some fucking gaunts which weren't even 335. I've completed top on like 4 more CoEs after that. Got jack shit.

>>149348592
>hahah really?
>why are they so sensitive all of a sudden.
Yeah, I honestly don't know what's going on, and this is just after another warning two weeks ago, where I shit you not dude, some retard literally spammed a thread with a dozen posts just saying "Desticles!" and I replied to one of them saying "Did you get Fate of all fools as well, because this is some brain damaged behavior" And I got warned/deleted, and last I checked the Desticles spam was still there.

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>>149348704
>"Did you get Fate of all fools as well, because this is some brain damaged behavior"

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>>149348691
You're not being enough of a shitter, you need to transcend the plane of the shitter, consume a shitter soul, and become Ascendant Shitter, only then can you pass through the gate of RNGhood and take your rightful place among the rewarded shitters.

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1/3 abusing Heroic Strike modifiers

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>>149348704
>Did you get Fate of all fools as well, because this is some brain damaged behavior
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING

>>149348704
>Did you get Fate of all fools as well, because this is some brain damaged behavior

chuckled so hard my laptop almost fell off my chest.

>>149348883
I try. Believe me, I try. I got like 0.36 on a game. Not because I tried to be bad but because I was bad. I got FUCKING NOTHING. Next match, I get like 2.2 or some shit. The guy with 0.20 gets a Party Crasher and Coins.

>>149348704
Y2 babbies won't understand this post, hearty chuckles were had.

>casual weekly player
>highest character is 301
>see iron banner is in town
>get greeted with shoulder charge and MIDA
Good times

>Premades or no premades, IB match where the team's getting its shit pushed in

>5k difference

>6, 7, 8, 9, 10 by the game's end

>No mercy rule called at all

So does it just not fucking exist now or what? This kind of crap is ludicrous.

>>149349418
>shoulder charge and MIDA
My nigga

Why do people teabag?

>>149349673
Sore winners or sore losers.

>>149348704

That wasn't even funny, if zippy replied calling it autistic everyone else would of but because he said it was funny everyone is Laughing
Fuck this place

>>149349673
When you do something stupid like fucking up a transformation super or get shut down when you're doing well is the main two reasons.

>>149349598
in iron banner i think your team has to hit 12k before the other team hits 5k. when that happens the mercy rule triggers.

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>>149349792
You have a serious victim complex my dude. What did Zippy ever do to you?

>>149349792
Nigga, fuck off. Only reason why you don't find it funny is because someone else did.

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>>149349673
they feel like they've accomplished something by killing you so they need to show their dominance. almost entirely done by shitters and the ass-blasted

>>149349792
>S-stop l-liking what I don't l-like.

>That wasn't even funny.

Holy shit dude, don't tell me you're the "Desticles" guy...

>>149350176
I do it to the best player on the other team when we're losing, 90% of the time its guaranteed to piss them off every time and make them start feeding.

>>149349673
>play online video game
>cant handle simplest of bantz
Poor soul

>>149350256
Fuck off I'm not the one thats agreeing and have something in common with a narcissist

>>149349673
It makes my dick feel bigger

>>149350321
it pisses me off, but usually i'll just wait till the end of the game and shoot your dead body.

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>>149350485
And you'd know a thing or two about simple. :^)

>>149350628
>Fuck off I'm not the one thats agreeing and have something in common with a narcissist

>I'm not agreeing with a narcissist
>I have nothing in common with a narcissist

Oh you're one of those self-hating Jews.

>>149349673
> when that guy who has three kills in the entire match teabags you when he finally gets his 4 th kill

>>149350632
>using the smiley with the carat nose

>>149350750
>dying to the shitter with three kills

>>149350870
you mean 1 lucky sticky grenade and 2 super kills.

>>149350321
Why would you do that? There's no ranked for this game so who cares if you win.

>outskilled a sunbreaker by hopping around and meleeing him 2 times
no better feeling

>>149351159
/dg/ does

>>149351159
>Why would you do that? There's no ranked for this game so who cares if you win.
Because its Iron banner and I'm not gonna spend more than a day getting to the rank 5.

>>149348592
I honestly laughed.

>>149349673
>kill someone like 4 times in a row
>he blows his super and kills me
>mid teabagging me my immolation grenade kills him

Gives me the warm and fuzzies just thinking about it.

>>149351646
>tfw you killed this guy so much that he was fuming with rage and kept feeding trying to get close to super you

>>149351902
>tfw when you kill one guy over and over and the match and he finally gets you then dances on your ghost and gets sniped and waves like he isn't on full tilt

>>149352218
>tfw you get fanmail from him along the lines of 'lol not so tough when ur alone huh' after that

>>149352405
>TFW you stomp a guy so much but he can't get you so someone else kills you and he runs up to tbag

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>>149352218
>tfw you accidentially crouch a bunch of times and get fanmail afterwards for teabagging
>tfw you talk shit with that guy for the next few matches
>tfw both of you clap, dance or wave every time you kill each other even when there's more enemies around
Some of the people in this community are alright

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>>149352705
>tfw I've never gotten fanmail even when I get like 14.0, 10.0, 9.5, 7.5, 4.75, etc etc

Most people that teabag are underaged faggots.

i paid $10 so i could mock people with the clap emote, i don't need to teabag anymore

>>149352923
You rarely get fanmail for being good. You need to play cheap, teabag or in the best case lag like fuck. And play sweaty gamemodes.

I only teabag if someone teabags me first and he's like 1st or 2nd or whatever on their team. If the top guy teabags me then it's probably because he's a mega twat or because I've fucked him over multiple times.

>>149353174
A true spiral of hate and salt.

>>149353014
i laugh
and laugh and laugh and laugh

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>>149353080
I just want someone to acknowledge me when I get a good game in the span of 3 months, Dave.

>>149353312
Thing is, I feel like sometimes they ascend into a decent human being in the middle of the the match. After like 2 teabagging sessions, we'll start wave. Even if there's no one nearby and it's safe to bag. And, this is even rarer, sometimes we wave before we shoot at each other. It's kinda heart warming. Sadly it almost never happens.

>>149353396
As i said, being good won't net you fanmail.
Being a dick will. Hop into Trials and start up some torrents in the background.

This thread is so autistic right now it hurts

This is what sonyponys do.

>Started farming Legendar/Exotic engrams in mid-April in preparation for Rise of Iron (For legendary marks and Cryptarch rep)

107 Legendary armor Engrams. 17 Exotic armor Engrams.
28 Legendary weapon Engrams. 21 Exotic weapon Engrams.

I literally cannot carry a single armor engram any more, everything is going to post office, and I'm still getting them. but I have like 50 free slots in weapons vault and they just will not drop for me.

Fucking RNG mang.

>>149354024
thats because destiny is ps4 only.

>>149354024
Do you prefer boipucci and daddy's cummies to this?

>>149354024

>Sonypony

Fuck off with your shitty OC pony

Why is Deej such and insuffrible cunt?

>Join kings fall
>Little texan kid saying he lagged out
>"MOM GET OFF THA WII FIIIII"

>>149354082
This. So much this. Why dp fucking weapon engrams drop once in a blue moon? I get that statistically armour has a higher chance but fuck me it feels like I never get a fucking weapon engram. Not including blues, of course.

>>149354274
Its the only way he can get sempai to notice him.

Is there a particular way to get Sublime Engrams, or are they just a rare replacement for regular legendary engrams? If so, wouldn;t speedrunning strikes be my best bet?

>>149354151
i'm not gay but there's something about a big, strong titan fatherly boyfriend dominating a cute, girly voiced, submissive, sexy, sissy trap that makes my dick tingle.

>>149354542
just run strikes

>>149354545
that's p gay senpai

>>149354646
a little perhaps but no matter what kazuto x awesomeness is best otp in terms of cuteness! CUTENESS!

>>149354542
Yeah. Run strikes untill you break the controller again and hope for the RNGod to have pity of you.

>>149348889
>79 orbs
damn son

>>149354728
I personally think bob x atom is the #1 contender for best otp but that's just my opinion.

>>149354969
>a mute and a fat spic
>not a daddy and his sissy little girly trap

wew lad

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>>149353658
>>149353080

>Being good won't get you fanmail

>>149354787

Brimstone/Sunburst is a helluva drug

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xbone activities?

>>149355076
so 3 sunsingers is the best way to run strikes this week?

>>149355103
Everyone asleep

>>149355076
>XD

I want faggots to leave.

>>149355214

Prolly not. I would imagine three Sunbreakers going full "X gunna give it to ya" on a boss would kill him faster than anything else.

>>149355076
>XD
blacklisted

>>149355317
>go back to old MMO I used to play yesterday
>meet some creepy ped guy offering to level me and a girl I met
>keeps pestering her with questions and calls her "honey" and "dear"
>XD and lol in every other sentence
>seemingly hasn't left 2008
I can only see it being used by some 40 year old guy trying to relate with the kids now.

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>>149354494
And the spread isn't all that even either for me, leaning heavily towards legendary chest and heavy.

>>149355318
That video was fucking beautiful. Now we need three Striker cunts just repeatedly Shoulder Charging a boss.

>>149355590
>itsjaredlol
it's like pottery, it rhymes

>>149355595
I know, right? Sometimes I get like one engram and keep getting the same type. Like I'd get 1 blue legs and the next time I check I'd have 6 legs and like - special. It's always like that, I get repeats of the same armour slot.

>>149355756
Delete this.

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Is a Badger CCL with Zen Moment, High Caliber Rounds, and Reactive Reload any good?

>>149356026
That's pretty great. What are the sights?

>tfw your year 1 clan is dismissed and plays other games if anything at all
>you will never speedrun the vault of glass
>you will never experience a new raid for the first time with the frustration of not being able to figure something until it clicks
>you will never get excited about new gear and weapons
>you will never get that piece of gear you wanted and feel actually excited about it
>you will never chill in the tower, subtly roleplaying in the cafe, talking until high hours in the night

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>>149356381

Red Dot, Ranged Lens, and Quickshot.

>>149356510
RD OAS, ORS, OES?
Regardless I'd keep that badger since RNG did you a solid. Nice job.

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>>149356510
WHICH RED DOT
EVERY FUCKING TIME

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>>149356591
>>149356627

Red Dot-ORS1 and Quickdraw, not Quickshot.

>>149356753
>ORS1
RIP
Keep it anyways, looks decent. Use whatever sight you feel best with.

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can two people help me do sword quest at final step
i have all three quest on one char but doing 1 sword is fine.

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Anyone for IB?

>>149357158
Why are you tripfagging

>>149357158
http://youtu.be/avcRRcIRnbY

>>149357158
I need the void one, so if you find another person, message me and I'll come along as your third PSN is Anedime

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>>149358057
i always have who cares
>>149358190
2/3 for Void sword
>>149358168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-g-HiVEGU

>>149357624
Yeah I need to start doing it this week.

>>149358487
>mister_pony_XD
I don't play with homo furries.

>>149358487
Let me help youuu

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Why is Bolt Caster the most fun one can have in cru cru?

>>149358487
>>149358487
That's not a reason
Are you tripping just to trip?

>>149358750
He's a redditor. Ignore.

>>149358057
The real question is, why are you triggering?

>>149349673
teabaging in a pubstomp is a legit strategy. people are already mad and leaving the match because they have to go up against a premade. teabaging the people who decide to stay can get them to quit which only makes it easier for your team

>>149358945
stop being a shitter and just kill them. don't need mind games. just git gud with your primary.

>>149358659
Join up dawg.

LF4M for IB

>>149358945

but what if a premade is teabagging when they're losing by 5k+ points to randoms? I keep seeing German, Swiss and Italian clans doing this when they're playing like shit.

Saw 3 of them teabagging someone they'd killed, so obviously I fist of panicked them all, and teabagged them back.

Got some krautabuse for that.

So what was this stuff about the class items like the sunbreakers hammer and all that? How do I get that shit for my warcuck?

Anyone know what time today's tournament is?

omnigul is wicked and desperate, keep your light safe

>>149359739
Give us the ship or we blow up the Primus

>>149359902
WHETHER

30 3oC and not a single Exotic engram

Im done.

>>149359902
Don't you mean give us the primus or we blow the ship?

>>149360021
you're using them wrong
>>149359163
>need
>>149359201
no reason to ever bag if you're losing like that

>>149359942
BENEATH THE RUINS OF THE COSMODROME

>>149359189

LF3M for IB

>>149360035
yeah that's the joke redditor newfriend

>>149359189
I'll join up for some morning IB

THE QUEEN'S BOUNTY IS HIGH SO WE KNOW HE'S POWERFUL

>>149360194

Fuck off with you "lul so randum" bullshit. We're saying strike beginning quotes here.

>>149360118
I use one every 2nd IB match. Thats 20-30 minutes between uses

>>149360419
>Y2 babby
kys

>>149360256

I sent you guys an invite.

I have myself and another one.

>>149360256
I'll join

>>149360403
You think they'll mind if we take their pikes?

>>149360754
Female Ghost voice when?

>>149360621
>>149360739

Us three will be waiting in orbit for you guys

>>149360256

>>149360960
!points?

>>149360916
Maybe in Destiny 2

>it's a defender camping the rift one shotting everyone with icebreaker episode
end it already

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>>149348002
>You will never stuff your face in between those thighs

Is this what pain feels like?

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>>149360960
>>149360292
>>149360256
Ok, nvm

>>149361142
I hate this meme because it's true and it hurts.

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>>149361418

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How's the lag this Iron Banner?
Heard it was unbearable last time.

>>149361746
Correct. Worse than ever.

My kills with the shotgun have skyrocketed since I started jumping in the air constantly

People turn into retarded ducks when you are coming at them from the air or jump up above and it's so fucking easy to get close enough to one shot them

What are the better pvp striker exotic armors?

>>149356381
>Zen
>reactive
>On a scout
kys

The crucible guns look ugly they look like nerf guns, I hope they look better in rise of iron

>>149362231
kisses to you too anon

>>149357624
What the fuck are you going on about Missouri

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>>149361667

>>149362202
Armamentarium

Do you guys think Petra is into h*nd h*lding

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>>149361667

r8 my Nirwen's?

Its literally the only IB weapon I've gotten so far that hasn't had instashard-tier perks. It isn't as good as the vendor roll but too bad mid impact pulses are garbage in PvP right now.

>>149362615
You sick fuck

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>>149361667

>>149362664
10/10 m8

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>>149362664
Forgot pic like a scrub

>>149362615
delete this

>>149362797
>Outlaw on a fast reload weapon
>Grenadier
>Stability reducing perk

Into the trash it goes.

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Gee it sure is boring around here

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Are there any Xboners around that wanna play some Iron Banner?

>Gjallarhorn is made from the armor of the guardians who died defending the last city, to remember their sacrifice
>LOL LETS MAKE A FLIYNG BIKE TO RIDICULIZE IT AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR

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DonThyDone Theme Song

http://youtu.be/gsNaR6FRuO0

StuartRae92 Theme Song

http://youtu.be/ic1l4JdELDY

SmokyProgg_ Theme Song

http://youtu.be/s0kqobQRcUo

Jack720 Theme Song

http://youtu.be/m1Em1pET-D4

Enji_n3rd Theme Song

http://youtu.be/l_EIE5f2t6M

Zippy Theme Song (Goodbye Version)

http://youtu.be/M-7A0g8Y0OA

SwoleMeatMonster Theme Song

http://youtu.be/mghhLqu31cQ

BuyBrokenCatProf Theme Song

http://youtu.be/vy-QmgdUVTI

Tenoreos117 Theme Song

https://youtu.be/-dIh0oDEGqk

PandoxR8 Theme Song

https://youtu.be/VnT7rX6Xy30

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>exodus worst

>>149363365

For the love of god mods please just do me a solid this one time.

he only thing i have to say about destiny is that the game focus too much on your luck iam tired of thi randomness iam cryptarch rank 17 still havent get the god of war shader made crota normal 4 tims still havent got black hammer or unyelding casque, this is a friendly comment iam angry but i wont say anything bad about destiny iam just sayin that when we grind we should get the stuf we want cause iam gettin crazy about it that random reward system its insane and unfair for some players thats all iam sayin what if we arent alll lucky bungie what will you do about that that insane randomness iam lvl 31 and i cant even get a rare shader, so tell me mates does that make me crazy posting this comment does that make me stupid am i mad for nothing or do you feel the frustration like are you tired of looking all your friend wearing all the stuff you ever wanted are you tired of seeing them always getting luky while you grind for nothing, and iam not even mad of not having gjallahorn for the thousand hours of gameplay a 7day/7day active gameplay, iam not mad about that, iam mad when in crucible i see some lvl 23 new guy getting god of war or montecarlo in rok strike or crucible or when i play hours in it iam a grinder yeah i dont complain about exotic bounty, this randomness its insane , yeah its insane when a guy rank up 3 dead orbit and get revenant shader its insane isnt ?

>>149363365
>>149363431
I REALLY like the bottoms theme

>Play Iron Banner
>Full of kiddies who don't capture points
>Everyone just running lemming style into choke points and dying
>trudging down the long road of losing and trying to max rank.

Thank God I got almost everything as drops so far. I still want my coins.

>>149363359
>REEEEEEEE Why is this game trying to be fun instead of following muh loar REEEEEEEEEE

>>149362797
Isn't the Vendor Nirwen a perfect roll?

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>>149363365
I have told you time and time again to change mine to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlyvKAY3oqU

>PandoxR8 Theme Song
Kill yourself my dude.

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>>149363957
Disregard, I found my theme.

https://youtu.be/SYMeuq9pwKQ

>>149364168
This is fine.

>Going up against a premade
>One guy is going full cancer with MIDA, Welfare Theory D and Stormcaller
>Teabags every kill he can
>Me and one random on our team are carrying the shit out of the game with a 3k lead and with the other 4 people on our team doing absolute jack shit
>We lose because the other team always holds two points because only me and the one good random are actively trying to capture anything while the rest of our team sits back doing nothing and feeding them kills
>Get fanmail from tryhard teabag guy after they win
Finally got top overall score though but fuck premades and fuck having absolute worthless teammates who don't do shit the entire game and cause you to lose game after game after game

>>149363953
Got one with partial refund and last resort. Using default sights since idc and third perks are speed reload, casket, and oiled frame. Which of those is better?
Hopefully it isn't trash tier.

>>149364168
Accurate

YTC's theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc

>>149364313
That's probably one of the worst rolls I've seen. Go for the vendor one. It's literally 11/10.

>>149364312
If you're on Xbone was your decent teammate Warlock running stag?

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>>149363509
>bait r us the post

My theme song for TRIALS¥¥ or IB

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BAyADMSppaw

Dragonfarts theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yOqKQA7FqWE

>>149364458
>needing aim assist help

I'd literally only take it for Grenadier and I have a second nirwens dropped like the guy a few responses above my quote

>>149364642
Correction this is drsgon's arts theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TE4Fvjhz2sE

>>149364483
No PS4, and I said decent teammate not Stag using shitter

"Gotta go fast? More like Gotta go Fag."
- SmokyProgg_

>>149364893
It was another battle, this time a Control battle in the Exodus Best, with DonThyDone on Alpha team this time as his teammates were Zippy100012, Enji_n3rd, a random female Titan, and StuartRae92 while Bravo Team were xInterReborn, MattWGordon, Growliff, ApplePython, and Kite17, all of which were trying to get the most control points. The Alpha team had 2 points capped while the bravo team had 1 cap.

"Come on, you guys!" DonThyDong exclaimed, this time being in a blue colored shader and wearing his regular Trials gear. "We can beat these guys!"

"Says you! Those guys have Inter on their side!" StuartRae92 commented as he and DonThyDong watched Inter zip through the middle control point, snatching up the point. "He knows where to go, stop him!"

"Wahaha! That's right , faggot" Inter commented as he ran away in his red colored shader, massaging his mustache as he pointed at the Alpha Team. "I'm going to run circles around you butt heads! I'm too fast for you!"

DonThyDong sighed as he felt his stomach grumble, shaking his head. "Oh no... not now!" He winced as he let out a loud fart, causing everyone on both teams to groan.

"Oh DonThyDong, not now!" Enji_n3rd exclaimed as he was drifting on his pike, shaking his head. "We already have Zippy100012 and StuartRae92 as the gassy girls!"

"I'm sorry, Enji_n3rd, but I can't hold it in, much to my dismay," DonThyDong commented as he pooted abruptly again, closing his eyes. "I'm going to have to buy off new panties from ApplePython again..."

DonThyDong was then blasted into the air by a Trip Mine chucked by MattWGordon, causing him to not only to lose the point, but land in his spawn head first, his butt in the air as he let out another deep pitched poot that briefly revealed his light blue panties, with everyone going past him as they tried to focus on getting the most points. DonThyDong returned to his proper position, not letting his bad gas interrupt him from securing a victory for his team in the Control.

>>149364893
>>149365015
ban this nigger

>>149365015
>random female titan
Who????

>>149364642
>ruining good artists with your shit opinions

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>mfw playing Stainsoftime, THE /dgelite/

Is this how all dgelites act? I have never been so umcomftorable in my life.

>shouting memes every 5 seconds
>shouts PULL OUT YOUR SHOTGUN JESUS
>screams WHY YOU SHOTTIN WITH ATTO RIFLE
>let me fuck your boipucci anon
>Hey guys I'll be right back, boyfriend wants to peg me

Seriously?

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>>149364893

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man, this ping readout is fucked; yellow and red mean you're literally teleporting behind me, nothing personnel, but all green means is that there's a chance that your ping is below 300

i'm fucking tired of it

>>149365228
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn

>>149364854
My stags a decent roll tyvm. Don't be jelly.

As Inter rode his Sparrow in the annual Sparrow races, his stomach started to gurgle quite loudly. Inter bit his lips, but he quickly realized, He actually had gas.

"Wait..." Inter stated to himself, gasping as he covered his mouth. "I could just...yes, that's it!" He stopped the Sparrow, and waited for Zippy to approach in his Sparrow.

StuartRae shouted to Inter, not knowing what he was planning. Inter then stood up on his Sparrow, and aimed his butt at Zippy, waiting for the sand ape to approach. He then closed his eyes and struggled, letting one loose, which was enough to cause Zippy to spin and lose control oh his Sparrow, knocking him out of the race. "ALAK-HUL kAKBAR" shouted the sand ape, just as him and his Sparrow exploded.

POOOOOOOOOOOT!

StuartRae screamed in horror as he watched Inter's powerful fart blast Zippy into oblivion. "Noooooo!" The young, red-capped Scotish boy started crying as he then drifted to the right and was right next to DonThyDong, who was holding The Last Word, telling him what happened to Zippy. Don, glaring right at Inter, shot the Last Word towards him, and watched as he nearly lost control.

Inter moaned as he crashed down to the ground. Inter noticed that Don was coming towards him, and Stuart was heading towards the other direction. Getting an idea, Inter sped to one of the gates used them to zip past Don and zoom towards Stuart, appearing in front of him and then quickly turning around, his butt facing Stuarts face. Stuart screamed as Inter grinned devilishly, closing his eyes and farting right into the poor scotish boy's eyes.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

>>149365015
Please kill yourself

>>149363637

>Heavy ammo available
>get sniped at heavy ammo
>team comes around the corner to wait for it too
>sniper just takes them all out
>last seconds count down
>enemies bounce up and take it

Just another day as a solo in the iron banner

F

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2/6 for IB, crucible booster included

so who is the 6th for Rise of Iron PS4 Team /b/?

>>149365958
yo this image is spooky

>Grasp, Grasp, Grasp, Mida, Grasp, Mida, Grasp, Grasp, Mida, Mida, Grasp, Hawkmoon, Grasp, Mida
Fuck this bullshit. I've been trying to do Shaxx' fucking bounty with the autorifle part. Mida hits me from 9 maps away and the Grasp seemingly shoots faster than the fucking Doctrine. Fuck this bullshit.

>>149365958
calm down zippy

>>149366256
hawksaw and mida are being used way more than grasp

>>149366012
Mustang and Noobish wont tell us. It's still a mystery

>>149367029
if Trump can release his VP mustang and his ego can release their 6th

>>149363365
Drinniol theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

VIRGIL0 theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjK-q7ZTYgU

Dragonheart theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dybCYC0C7oM

Ozy theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqgthhAzrlQ

>weylorans
>triple tap/speed reload with shit up-down perks/hot swap
>shortgaze

Keep for PVE or sharderino?

>>149367878
that archetype is shit for pve. never use it

Just got a sniper called Hereafter from Iron Boner, any good?

>>149366256
>Hawkmoon

Why do people still use this?

If they want a hard hitting long range handcannon just use the first curse.

Truejiro theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oLzX0RPquk

>>149367930
The exotic one?

Not really. Black Spindle is the only sniper worth using

>>149368010
hawkmoon is better than the first curse

>>149348175

20 then. I literally cba with prison of elders in any literal shape or literal form. It literally bores me.

I hadn't thought about the bounties though, that would probs get a few more.

I seem to get most of mine from Shaxx, he's usually good for 20 or so when you do true meaning of war, which is piss easy when banners on

this game is dead right
why should i return to this game
okay then

>>149367810
stop bullying or i'll tell daddy >:c

NOTORIOUS MERCENARY DEAD

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>>149368181
heh wrong one

>>149368385
Who's your daddy? And what does he do?

>>149348883
>>149348691

Lads, lads, everyone already has everything. Like everything. It dawned on me as I hit rank 5 today after barely giving a fuck that I totally didn't give a fuck what was in the package. I was like ok yeah another helmet great. Don't know if I'll bother doing another character.

Only one more before rise of iron I guess. Wonder if there'll be anything new in August?

>>149368505
Okay.

>>149368505
Speak for yourself. I'm a Y2 shitter. I don't have everything, I still need like 10 exotics. And fucking all of the Year 1 exotics.

Are you actually hyped for Rise of Iron?

I like the whole virus thing, but the weapons, gear and location are just the same shit with different colors on them.

What can I expect from my first Rank 5 IB package?

>>149369406
Yeah, I like the themes especially the IB/LOTR vibes
>>149369609
A random item off his shop or the ghost shell for IB

>>149369406
Plaugelands better be decently sized, though according to Bungie DLC policy it probably won't even be the size of the Dreadnought.

Here's hoping for a half-decent raid though.

>>149369694
>A random item off his shop

At a higher light level, right?

>>149369406
Nope. Not a single bit. Will I play it? Absolutely. Will I get angry and feel like killing people because of shit RNG? Without a doubt.

>>149369992
This will be real for the most of us. I could only expect otherwise from some mindless drone or a redditor kid.

>>149369406
Just ready to grind like fuck on week 1, raid, and then complain.

>>149369406
I'm hoping the raid will be at least good

>>149365426
Dumb monkey-spic

>>149369849
>according to Bungie DLC policy
link?

bungo loves to recycle assets

>>149368501
I fist people, hard and fast and from far away. Don't disrespect me or my little princess ever again.

>>149369849
I don't know man, the twitch stream just showed a slighty different cosmodrome. Literally the same exact shit. With these im trying to say it won't be decently sized. Cosmodrome is small as fuck.

I bought Destiny: The Taken King legendary edition for my xbone last night and its been about 13 hours, and the install is only at 65%
What do I do for the next 12 hours? I just wanna play the damn game

>>149369849
The dreadnaught was fucking tiny especially on patrol

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>Almost never play Cancerdancer in Crucible
>Ah why the hell not
>Have the perk where blink strike makes you invisible
>Also have plated drago bones
>Win every melee duel because the other player flails around wildly looking for me and I just do a second full damage blink strike
>Get my super
>Enemies start shooting wildly and panicking when I RB towards them
>Spawn kill people with RT

Is this...

Fun?

>>149371252
>I don't know man, the twitch stream just showed a slighty different cosmodrome. Literally the same exact shit.
That's because that wasn't the plaguelands you nitwit.

"WE FUCKING DID IT REDDIT OOHHHH MY GOD!"
-SmokyProgg

>>149371438
I feel stupid and I want to die.

>>149371252

Plaugelands is a different area than winterized Cosmodrome apparently.

>>149371378
>>Win every melee duel because the other player flails around wildly

>When retards write fanfic without checking up on their subject first.

You don't turn invisible you dumb fuck, you turn transparent blue, everyone can still see you.

>>149371305
Im sorry.

>>149371564
Maybe the plaguelands will connect to the wintertime cosmodrome

>>149371508
How about you fuck off back to rodotit with your meeming before I shit your dick with my fuck!?

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So, I haven't played since the Taken King launched, I beat the main story quest there, but never did the Oryx raid.

What should I be doing to get back into the swing of things?

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>>149371595

I don't know what to tell you my man.

On my TV, when someone goes invisible it means they're essentially using active camo from Halo with some blue sparks on them. I assume its the same for everyone else because they act like they can't see me or at the very least they can't see me very well.

Why would I make something like that up?

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>be in 6man premade ib with DGers
>still lose

>>149369406
Im hyped for the Raid and the armor

So far, the Iron banner gear looks fucking amazing

>>149369863
yes, all legendary drops as rewads are guarenteed to be higher with few exceptions including eris, queens wrath,etc

>>149372526
>Why would I make something like that up?
Because you're an attention seeking dipshit and this is /dg/ where faggots like you stroke it to ego stroking self-fanfic.

>>149372591

>playing with /DG/

You made your bed, now sleep in it glymeem

>>149372591
Gonna need some names for the list

>>149372591
>play IB solo
>get best scores and win
Really makes you think

>>149372079
do the 41 prison of elders and do the challenge of elders

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>>149372591
>playing with /dg/

>>149372897
Oh right, they brought that up to 40 with the april patch right?

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>>149372904

>>149372973
Yeah and they added a new quest and strike

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>>149372839
MustangCobraGT95
Glykeem
corbinek
SmokyProgg_
Optimus_Crusader
Noobish-Hero

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>>149372802

Okay dude if you wanna believe I'm lying then more power to you.

>>149373092
I'm afraid we've ran into some administration troubles with the names you've provided. We'll get back to you shortly.

Thank you for your time.

>>149373106
>I-I'm n-not lying... y-you can belive w-what you w-want.

You are lying, and you're welcome to fuck off.

What perk should i be looking for on a Doctorine of Passage?

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>>149373309

And I have no problem with you thinking that my man.

Have a great day.

>>149363365
I haven't played with all the /dg/ dudes but I'll give the ones I have played with a theme.

DonthyDone
https://youtu.be/Tja6_h4lT6A

NoobishHero
https://youtu.be/eDZ2W0GpP_E

Truejiro
https://youtu.be/SaA_cs4WZHM

THE Dragonheart
https://youtu.be/0W8pOI-l4C4

Ozyemdias
https://youtu.be/3aSX_hYpVXg

Awesomeness-X
https://youtu.be/O-jOEAufDQ4

Joelwuj
https://youtu.be/TvZi1VdnZL8

MustangCobra
https://youtu.be/svNAu_DdFOM

Stainsoftime
https://youtu.be/GaUqpnHvua8

Sorry if I missed some of you guys.

>>149373513
>Still on damage control.

Jesus you're really adamant about defending your shitty fanfic.

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>>149373578

I don't really know if you can call it damage control. I'm not try to alter or cover anything up, I'm just replying to your posts at this point.

mates iam done with this insane randomness reward system and if you dont know what random means it means well my dear player you can grind hours for engramms but it doesnt mean your gonna get what you want, you know why cause if your lucky your gonna get it if you not well then hahahaha good luck thats the face of that cryptarch. i love destiny but i wanna get rewarded for my efforts not for my luck i mean ispend 110 $ for the game including dlc ang another 90$ for a mic to do the raids so yeah playing destiny cost, it cost a lot with all the dlc stuff, but what if you never get that stuff how do you react dear customer, dear player, how do you react when we made you a promess that still havent been respected. i dont know for you guys but me oh my god... i cant stop playing destiny i love it too much even with all that bad stuff going on that insane reward system and that evil cryptarch who reward you on randomness and those exotics engramms who want give you exotics of your class cause its RANDOM but plz bungie correct this, cmon look at runescape best trading system i seen in a game a grand market, a bank..

>>149373552
>tfw too unknown to ever get a theme song
It's okay. I'm okay.

>>149374387
You need to start shitposting with a trip man

Can we shut the fuck up and talk about the fucking game, please?

>>149374543
that's my mistake, I only post with my name when looking for a group.

>>149374692
great discussion there bud
really givin' me a topic to go on
wow that's so cool i totally agree atheon is a huge faggot and a plot hole if the vex are time masters
and wow if the vex are super intelligent why not just aim all the gorgons looking at every possible guardian-sized entrance instead of patrolling alone one by one

>>149373552
>

>>149374993
Haven't played with you yet bud sorry.

>>149374993
Stop that its sad desu

Anyone playing IB?

>>149375632
Post name.

>>149375730
you first

>>149375863
That is a pretty creative name you posted.

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>>149375730
>>149375863
You two are such big babies

>>149376057
exactly what i thought kys my man

Any dead orbit bros having problems with their packages? I've gotten shitty hitchhikers literally five times in a row. They're not even higher attack or anything.

Just saw triplewrecks faggot ass out on patrol.

Stormcaller nerf fucking when?

How's Hawkmoon these days?

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>>149373552
AHAHAHAHAHAH
anything with demyx would have also worked

>>149376752
Still silver

>>149376523
It already happened you fucking faggot

>"Well played Guardian, every warlock in the tower was watching!"

>>149377008
Obviously not if it has literally infinite armor even if I'm shooting with shotgun/melee, and lasts forever.

>>149376896
you mean like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPuZqtWK7LU

>>149377252
holy shit how did you find that? that's my favorite one

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>>149376523
Not while im running on time boy

>>149377506
I just typed in music with demyx and it one of the first

>>149373552
rip pucciness-x. havent seen him in a while.

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IB 1/6

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Christ alive I wish I had bought 2

>The Devil you know

Rangefinder
Snapshot, Braced frame, Rifled barrel
Grenadier

?/10

are persons of dark skin complexion permitted to partake in the content of this video game?

>>149378607
Yes, we're all spics according to Stains anyways.

>>149377082
You're just whining and over exaggerating. Stormcaller isn't god mode

are nothing manacles still shit

>>149373552

I'm happy I left an impression, but
>This video is not available
Feels sad man

>>149377082
literally just run, are you that stupid??? Its really not hard to outrun.

>>149379682
running isnt a counter you fucking retard

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>>149380258

to counter a lightning warlock you just use your super...

>>149378508
Range/10

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>>149378064
>sold
Remind me of this

>>149380258
why?

Ive got 31 Strange coins left.

Do i buy an 8th Legacy primary engram and try to get that Universal remote, or do i just buy 3oC?

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>>149380615

holy shit that's alot of rares

>>149380258
Yes it is, so when it runs out you turn around and kill them.

Jesus, how do you even mange to hold the controller, let alone play, being this stupid?

>>149380872

legacy don't stack so you always get one you haven't got.

>>149381136
Tell that to the 3 Suros regimes ive already got

>>149381207

You get it from secondary engrams because it's a shotgun, You are getting dupes because you have all year 1 primaries.

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Using this should be a bannable offense.

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>>149380705
>>149381127
>mfw ionic blink

>>149381559
its better than party crasher

>>149381127
the amount of autism in this post is astounding

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>Xur'ios
>WoW
>Vaultkeeper of the Void
>Curious Coin
>This vendor is a reference to the online FPS game Destiny, as are many of his items ( Ingram's Puzzle, Gjallar's "Horn", Mote of Light).

>>149382797
Kinda stupid

>>149382797

Well both games are owned by Activision, so it makes sense.

>>149383096
>WoW
>Owned by Activision

bruh

>>149383241
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Activision_Blizzard