/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

inb4 harvey nig shitposting

gh nip

jw playing na fpl right now

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5th for casual AK skins

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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

Redpill me on Warowl, is he right or say bullshits most of the time ?

oh boy

>>149331643
truly our gentleman

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>pass out before vp nip
>wake up
>my boys 2-0'd the has-beens
>16-8
>16-9
>mfw

>in the middle of a match
>phone is telling me there is a scyther outside

FUCK

This ESL Aus-NZ thing is a borefest.

>get hyped to play csgo after reading about vac wave on reddit
>alright i think i will play some csgo today!
>remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
>we lose the pistol round because enemy team is cheating
>pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
>we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
>my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>I derank because of this
>Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits and smoke grenade

>>149340892
>pass out

you fell asleep. please stop saying pass out when you mean you just fell asleep.

>>149345308
>silver 4
>after a shit calibration
Discarded
Never post ever again until you're at least LE

Holy f*ck this game is f*cking dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdVvJpXz7wE
>best player 1.6
>no mention of markeloff
Are they for real? Or I'm just stupid

>>149346295
this pasta has been here for ages
fuck off back to rebbit

>>149348332
Spotted the LE> faggot

>>149346295
>>149349410
P L E B B I T

embarrassing posts i advise you to delete them

new operation droppin in hot this thursday

saving this thread from the wreckage

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>>149327672
This is 100% true!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Nonon88

>be bad
>develop anorexia
>get good
>win

>>149358546
Are you euro?

>5 posts in the last 4 hours
rip in pepperoni magog

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so how were eleagues ratings last night?

is this the official thread?

>>149365505
no, we have a secret one we're not allowed to tell you about. sorry.

who /onlyplaysmatchmaking/ here?

>>149365901
>playing anything but casual

happy is a genius
he managed to make a career out of baiting his team mates and getting flank kills after an opening

i finally got a gamma case should i open it lads?

why is sean gares gf so ugly?

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>>149319083
Come on, OP, you should know better than to post Stewie related bullshit.

>>149373220
that wasn't blatant in any shape or form. I guess you also spam vac in twitch when someone hits a wallbang, right?

>>149373542
>talking in twitch
>ever

Are you serious?

>>149373649
>you don't have autism
why are you on this general?

smdh

>>149373730
>jumps to the Autism line

Nice! I'm sure being underage and on 4chan sure is a big deal to you!

and shroud thank you sir youve gone quiet so much recently

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>>149373898
>!