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Previous: >>149280920
GENERAL IS ON FIREEEEEEEEE
niggers
Oh my god EG why
BASED
META
FORGERS
Losing the safe lane like that.
NA DOTA
NA'VI IS BACK
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EG
EXPOSED
>NA """""""""""""""""DOTA"""""""""""""""""
>DOUBTING
O
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I
N
G
>THE GULAG OF EG
So this is the power of winning TI
i thought sk was a situational hero
M O R E
A N D
B E T T E R
>Aui was kicked for this
lul
N A V I
SUPER
DENDI
MAN
Is TI cursed? Every team that wins it is doomed to become shit
>1-2-0-0 MAGNUS @ LEVEL 3
?
>>149305495
Money ruins people.
What happens in the Huskar vs Terrorblade meta
what happened?
>EG
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
N A V I
A
V
I
FORGING THE META
>ok i'll jungle
>HERES COMES SAND KING
>OH SHIT WHADDUP
offlane sk vs trilane level 5 at 5 minutes
>>149305495
I think it just takes time to adjust and unshit yourself
>>149305495
i only think thats true for a couple years or so, except in regards to iG
>>149305546
Huskar lifebreaks TB
TB sunders huskar
it weks
Can't wait to see yurocucks face after 20 minutes when EG turns this shit around
>0/3/1 Terrorblade at minute 5
You guys said Fear was good.
>no dead game dead thread posting
>no "condolences dotards"
come on d2g
give it your worst lol
>>149304245
Okay, try and recall the winners of these tournaments, these are fairly recent so it shouldnt be too difficult
Starladder i league season 1
The Summit 3
ESL One New York 2015
Dreamleague season 3
WCA 2015
Now try and recall what teams won TI 1 through 5, and each major
In the end noone cares about the first group of LANs, and the second group of lans are the ones that will be remembered, and most importantly the ones that will pay your food for years if you're a pro player
>>149305495
Yeah Fear was right Aui is better carry
CLEMEEEEEENT DONT MAKE ME GO BACK TO EG BabyRage CLEMEEEEEENT DONT MAKE ME GO BACK TO EG BabyRage
>ARTSTYLE JUST KEKING EG IN THEIR OWN JUNGLE
TOP FUCKING KEK
Old man fear more like old man FEED amirite? :^))))))))))))
EG is going tow in this game
>You guys said Fear was good.
Yeah, "WAS" good
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR WHY CAN'T THE U.S. JUST HAVE ONE TOP TIER TEAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>shooter in munich was an iranian born german
RIP Liquid
>navicucks thinking beating a battered old hollow shell of EG makes them relevant
This is at best a tier 2 team shitting on a tier 3 team
>hjey guys let's overlap the olympics and TI
How is Universe the only doing well in EG games but he was total garbo in Secret?
>>149305546
Every Sunder scenario gives Huskar advantage (you use it to restore health, he Lifebreaks you back down - you use it to lower his health, he becomes assrape machine - you can't really use it to reverse the odds against him because he cut his own HP to dive on you anyway), but as a huge source of raw rightclicks TB can punch him down really effectively. Just don't Sunder him.
feels glad that eg is going to dumpster this year
no more pol shit
only comfy nordic bros
>>149305814
you have OG though :^)
>>149305814
I'll let you call secret na if you want :)
>Tranqs+SRing
can we nerf this memecombo already?
>FREE HP
>FREE MANA
>FREE SPEED
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>149305931
>olympics
aka zika and diarrhea general
it's gonna be a litteral shitfest and cause a pandemic
good job on the committee tbqh
>>149306002
Also, riots.
>>149305937
Secret needed the offlane to make more space since Puppey only drafts greedy jungling pos. 4
Universe is used to having more farm while on EG
>>149305931
No one under 40 watches the olympics outside the webms of swimmers getting cancer aids on camera
>>149305937
he had to play with eternal envy
>>149306002
>not wanting to see the terrorist attack on live air
>It's been over a year and d2g _still_ has not learned about The Law Of The Honeypot
TI5 all over again lads.
since when general become this good
HALLOWED TIER MICRO
>put EG and Secret on opposite sides so there can be an EG vs Secret grandfinal
>EG might not even make it that far
did not see that coming
>>149306129
yeah just like all majors were honeypots too
kys
If you build Manta or Linkens on Medusa you deserve to get shot.
>zai left our boy singu for this shit
TELL ME ABOUT THE SUPPORT TERRORBLADE?
>>149306104
I think I just found a reason to watch
thanks anon
>no detection
EG LMAO
>>149306002
>>149306104
>>149306059
>>149306073
>the thinks that the olympics is about the olympics
>not about based banter on /sp/
>>149306250
>Sing
>Our boy
Hey reddit
>>149306256
if Fear just went jungle TB they would've been in a much better position
>>149306192
to be fair eg relly hasnt been tested yet, despite the fact that PPD insists the NA open qualifier isnt a complete 4k clownfest
>>149306104
>terrorist attack in south america
lmao, no.
Is this the death of NA dota?
Does EG have a sub that can replace Fear?
>>149306163
he's an absolute god on batrider and sand king and decent on everything else
so naturally noone bans or picks bat or sk against them
>>149306192
I was to say ">inb4 na'vi vs DC finals" but there is no way DC could beat Secret in a Bo3.
I BELIEVE IN EG
BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
can EG lose faster so we can get on to the DC secret game?
>People think Na'vi is good
>And that this isn't just a case of EG being bad
Honestly PPD is just a shit drafter. PPD is the reason EG performs so poorly.
Fear despite his age is amazing, and Sumail can do wonders mid on aggressive heroes that aren't horrendously out of the meta like Storm is.
Fuck PPD.
INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF LAUGHTER TO AMERICA'S FINEST TEAM
>INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF LAUGHTER TO AMERICA'S FINEST TEAM
INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF LAUGHTER TO AMERICA'S FINEST TEAM
>INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF LAUGHTER TO AMERICA'S FINEST TEAM
Its over.
So DC vs Secret.
>>149305814
DELETE THIS
EG ARE TI5 CHAMPIONS
FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>149306349
>EE and RTZ
>not choking
pick one
nahaz prediction get btfo twice now
wat next
what
a
reverse
polarity
>>149306256
he didnt farm so good
>>149306314
>based banter on /sp/
Literally poor man's /int/ banter.
>>149306337
Its not about the country, its about making a messageand the fact that there's going to be a ton of Americans and Europeans there
>>149306250
>singshit
fuck yourself
>>149306514
they are literally the same board
Apologize.
>tfw Navi is back and EG is once again shit
this is what eg gets for ditching two of the last lans
>that feel when betting against EG and Secret would have been the easiest bugattis of all time in TI6
>betting getting shut down
SO MANY BUGATTIS WERE RIGHT THERE FOR THE TAKING
15 MIN GG
>15 MIN GG
15 MIN GG
>15 MIN GG
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>15 MIN GG
15 MINUTE GG
gg?
15 min GG
AHHAHA AMERIFATS
BTFO
T
F
O
>15 min gg
>15 MINUTES
NA DOTA
15
MINUTES
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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He's playing 4d chess
SAND KING'D
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>149306250
Playing in a team with bone7 is career suicide 2bh
LGTSS
>15 MINUTES GG
LMAOOOOO
This patch allows bad teams to win
honeypot meta
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>KEKS KEKED
>15 MINUTES
THE GULAG OF EG
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15:22
>2-0
NA DOTA
>ppd
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NA DOTA
>ppd
15:22
>2-0
NA DOTA
>ppd
>>149306316
>>149306548
>d2g hates sing now
No wonder that these threads are so fucking dead now. You guys are too autisticly angry.Cya until TI6, there's really no pleasure in staying in these generals right now
WHY ARE THE LOSING
STOP GLOATING YOU FGUCKIGN SHITS
ITS A HONEYPOT
HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMB YUROSHITS
THIS IS MEANIGNLESS
LMAO LITERALLY GLOATING WHEN IN 2 WEEKS THE BEIIGEST EVENTS EVER
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE AMERICANS WILL HAVE THE LAST LAGUH
USA USA USA
LGTSS
>EG
>arteezy happy eg lost
Is there a lower-bracket, guys?
>LEAVE FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE TO GET A DRINk
>EG GG OUT
FUUUUUUUCK LMAO
Thanks Navi, now the next game can be on schedule.
shut up yuropoops
DELET THIS NOW
>Shitters unironically blamed Aui carry for EG's losses
PPD is a mediocre support with shitty overrated drafts and prone to throwing, he's the sole reason EG will keep stumbling
>tfw NA DotA won't be great again until after Trump wins, which happens after TI
>Tfw you didn't have anything to bet
>le eg le """""tier 1"""""
-the reddit colony called d2g (currently on suicide watch)
>15 minutes
NA DOTA EVERYONE
Peter "I'm a god at drafting" Dager getting out drafted TWICE
AMERICA'S
FINEST
TEAM
I REPEAT
THIS WAS THE FINEST TEAM IN AMERICA
AND IT GOT FUCKING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT IN 15 MINUTES
FIFTEEN MINUTES
>>149306782
Yes there is. EG vs Fnatic.
>>149306763
we all know is honeypot
but lose in 15mins ???
SAND KING CARRY CONFIRMED
>>149306792
PPD weaponized RTZ as a team killing missile to send at Secret.
Little did he know that when you stare into the team killing abyss...it also stares into you.
YOU WILL SEE THEY ALWAYS THROW THE FIRST GAME XD
LE HONEYPOT GAME XD
LE HONEYPOT LAN XD
AT LEAST WE HAVE GUNS XD
LE JETLAG XD
THE CITY OF NA DOTA
Why did people say Fear is good?
ALRIGHT GIRLS, WHO /SECRET/ HERE?
>yuros this excited over winning a scrim
Now this is just sad see you kids at TI ;)
>10000 damage from just two spells
>people think SK is balanced.
>HEY I HAVE A GREAT IDEA
>LETS PICK TERRORBLADE IN A META THAT'S ALL ABOUT KILLS
>OH AND GET THIS, WE'RE UP AGAINST NAVI WHO IS NOTORIOUSLY AGGRESSIVE
>IM SURE WE'LL WIN
>TRUST ME GUYS
STOP BULLYING EG IT'S JUST A STUPID HONEYPOT PPD IS SAVING HIS BEST STRATS FOR TI
General and Artstyle cucked the entire lineup of EG with their offlane play.
>get shit on by 5th pick huskar
>don't ban it again
>they 5th pick it again
DELET THIS THRED
INSULTING AMERICA IS TREASON
>>149306943
SWNL
>>149306730
Hopefully this guy doesn't return.
>>149306660
THE HALLOWED ONE, THE MASTER OF STRATEGY, THE KING OF GANK, THE SULTAN OF PUSH, THE TZAR OF TEAMFIGHT, THE SLAYER OF EHOME, THE CAPTAIN OF THEY YEAR 2010, THE CHAMPION OF THE INTERNATIONAL THE ONE AND ONLY ARTSTYLE
>>149306943
They are not prepared.
>>149306963
>Terrorblade isn't good on this meta
Nice damage control
alright d2g rate my analysis of EG
>fear
literal trash
>sumail
overrated trashcan that can't win games without a perfect lane and his supports babysitting him
>universe
literal god who tries his hardest
>zai
rusty trash
>ppd
has awful drafts because he's too confident in his teammates and thinks he can pick/ban anything
>>149306908
who's the cute girl?
>>149306959
I hope he doesn't become meta cancer, he's my sleeper-OKmmr climber
>general kills fear under his tower when there are venge and sd in same lane
>general dies
>general tps back
>kills fear again
HAHAHAHHAHA
Oh no we lost this very important match its all over for NA rofl rofl xdxdxd
>>149306730
fuck off retard, singsing was ALWAYS a FUCKING RETARD and a TERRIBLE PLAYER, off yourself you memeshit, back to you know where
>>149307069
Based
>>149306958
ixmike has lost a lot of weight
>>149307076
Me~
>>149307069
>literal god who tries his hardest
I guess you haven't seen his Shitrekt games familia
>>149306730
I hope you die before you come back you dumb fucking redditor
>America in charge of not turing themselves into an embarrassment
Now if secret loses i can go sleep with a smile on my face.
>>149307069
Spot on. Especially the Universe part.
Anzu becomes your gf (and eventually wife). She converts from islam to whatever your religion is too, and moves in with you because her family is trying to honor kill her for apostasy.
OR
You become good enough to carry a team by yourself to TI7 and win it.
what do you pick, /d2g/?
>>149307076
looks like random gook #14553912
it wasn't that long ago that universe was considered a good player
the level of play has increased so much
>>149307154
Adelaide?
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
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>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
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>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
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>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
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>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
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>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
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>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
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>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
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>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
TAKE
A
SHOT
EVERY
TIME
THEY
SAY
TEMPO
Winter is such a hot birch
>>149307171
>implying his shitrekt games count
>implying he was trying to win with eternal autist yelling into his ears
>>149307284
You want to kill people?
so do we want artour to win or lose
>>149307069
Yep. Universe is the only salvageable player in EG right now.
>>149307142
God bless
>all this fuzz over a slightly above average team beating a tier 5 team
So when do the good teams play?
>>149307241
I mean that just solidifies it
eg didnt even care to play past 15mins
>>149305669
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>149307201
is this a boy?
SWNL!!!
>Na'vi the team that didnt even get invited last year
is shitstomping EG, last year's international winner, so easily.
How humiliating
Post your best reactions for this such convoluted facts that cannot even be made up.
>>149306530
What liberals fail to understand is you need muslims on site to have a terror attack
BEST CARRY IN AMERICA
>>149307319
>implying Envy causes Universe to miss Axe Calls
>implying Envy causes Universe to Sheever Ravage
Wow this Envy-fella really sounds like wizard
>>149305669
Good thing the game ended before 20 mins then :^)
>>149307379
no, just an anorexic girl
>>149307428
love the itemization
REMINDER THAT EG ONLY WON TI5 BECAUSE TEAMS WERE FORCED TO BAN AUI's NAGA AND TECHIES AGAINST THEM
ZAI IS DOGSHIT 6K TRASH.
>>149307201
>marrying Anzu
>being the laughing stock of the internet
hmmm
>>149307428
Ditya Ra with a bit more hair would be pretty hot t b h.
>secret
>european union
DELETE THIS
>>149305669
hehehe ./.
>>149307201
what the fuck is that guy doing?
why are pros allowed to gg out of games that actually matter after 15 minutes and 22 seconds while i have to sit through 50 minute pub games that were over after 10 minutes without any way to forfeit???
heh guys eg is really bad, better not waste time and study them for TI
What did he mean by this?
>>149307540
B-BUT WIND LACE IS BAD DRUM
>20 MS for 200 gold
vs
>10 MS and some GARBAGE stats for 2000 gold
LITERALLY WHY WOULD YOU BUY WIND LACE ITS SO LE BAD XD
Thanks EG for making sure that Secret will play on time, i guess
>>149307597
Because pub players throw a lead on an hourly basis.
>>149307597
because in pubs it is down to who throws the hardest not who plays the best
in pro games they can actually call it because they know when they have been outplayed
>ITS JUST A HONEYPOT
>he's not white
who versatility here?
>Navi revealing their Huskar strat
>Navi has to reveal more strats to beat Secret
>meanwhile EG is downloading them
ez lan ez life
>>149307428
>build badmedallion or bad pms/drop
>lose
EVERY TIME
>good music on a dota stream
what is this
>>149307543
yes
this will never be underlined enough, aui is the sole reason they won, those 2 free bans meant easy as fuck games
>>149307646
Sumail pbuh will have his vengeance upon these kuffars inshallah
>>149307758
go to bed ppd you already lost
>>149307578
Yeah, he's pretty cutefor a Russian, too bad he seems to be losing his hair fast.
>>149307597
Because they have much better judgement when a game is over or when there's still a chance at a comeback. The average pubbie does not.
Implementing the ability for people to be able to forfeit would eliminate those pub games in which your team somehow manages to pull their shit together and comeback, managing a win that tastes doubly sweet than a regular one. The whole point is to keep people trying until the very last instead of giving them an easy way out when they get killed once, rage at their team and AFK the rest of the match.
>>149307546
I'm pretty sure most of the internet would be peanut butter and jealous, not laughing at you
>>149307428
Ditya Ra looks like a more handsome Goblak
>>149307543
>Aui kicked
>PPD suddenly can't draft for shit
>Aui comes back as carry
>Fear and PPD consistently lose all lanes as the worst support duo ever seen in pro level play
>kick Aui again, get Zai
>still get early game btfo by enemy supports
EG's done
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
THE WASHED UP STATE OF EG AND PPD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
THE WASHED UP STATE OF EG AND PPD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
THE WASHED UP STATE OF EG AND PPD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
THE WASHED UP STATE OF EG AND PPD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
THE WASHED UP STATE OF EG AND PPD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
THE WASHED UP STATE OF EG AND PPD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
THE WASHED UP STATE OF EG AND PPD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
THE WASHED UP STATE OF EG AND PPD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
THE WASHED UP STATE OF EG AND PPD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
THE WASHED UP STATE OF EG AND PPD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
THE WASHED UP STATE OF EG AND PPD
>It's literally been 18 months and the third world nonhumans and yurocucks under constant terrorist attacks by their precious muslim refugees _____STILL_____ fall for irrelevant honeypot lans which destroy your chance of winning TI
When will non-whites and cuckolds finally and permanently learn?
It's
Literally
TI5
All
Over
Again
All because you keep falling for it
those shit tier prizepools
that's all you get lad
no superbowls for you
can't win when it matters
>>149307845
>>149307835
but it's too hard to sleep on
Reminder that Zai was already setting the stage for EG's disband after TI6 several weeks ago.
>>149307982
thanks for this post, I really enjoyed it
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>>149308005
http://www.saltbeds.com/
>>149304820
Jokes on you, I stayed up and secret game is happening in 10 minutes.
Thanks EG! Sorry for your embarassing stomps but you helped make way for the real series of the day.
15 MINUTES GG
NADOTA
>>149307201
She looks high maintenance and psychotic
But being pro doto is its own circle of hell
Can I have a third option please
>>149307982
let's check these charts right after TI6 end for a good laff
>JUST A HONEYPOT WAIT TILL TI6
THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
>JUST A HONEYPOT WAIT TILL TI6
THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
>JUST A HONEYPOT WAIT TILL TI6
THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
>JUST A HONEYPOT WAIT TILL TI6
THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
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>>149307982
>using non-white as an insult and a crutch to claim USA superiority
>country is only 63% white
>eg winner of TI was 3/5 nonwhite
lol
Why doesn't valve just give the same treatment they did with riki and move sniper's skills around while remove redundant skills.
>Fall asleep in the middle of FRIENDS vs CoL, game 3
>Wake up
>Na'Vi 2 motherfucked 0'd EG
Doturds what the fuck did I miss
>>149308181
eg go memed on
>sekret undefeated with bilbo
>eg getting rekt with ZAI GOD UNIVERSE GOD FEAR GOD PPD GOD AND SUMAIL GOD
hmm?
>>149308143
>suck it up, go pro for a year and retire immediately afterwards with cash in the bank
>spend the rest of your life shitposting and vacationing
all I can say about pro dota hell is to get in and out fast
>>149308181
15 MINUTES
>>149308284
>zai god
they fell for it xd
>>149308180
>sniper gets remade
>roaming pos4 support sniper becomes the scourge of pub and pro dota
Ok kinda want to see it happen now
>>149308160
>he's fully and financially cucked by his government by insane taxation to support non-whites who are busy running him over in trucks
>LITERALLY SUBSERVIENT TO THE MINORITIES OF HIS COUNTRY
>b-b-b-but we're better than you because of <damage control>
LOL
Post your face when amerifats call TI6 a honeypot too.
it's a honeypot lan desu
>>149308284
how did they get EE to stop throwing for so long?
>>149307201
Second option.
Money >> Love
>>149307753
nyet
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7
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WHO READY FOR SOME /ArtEEzy/
>people gloating over a glorified scrim loss
You guys know PPD probably learned whatever he needed from this series to absolutely shit on Navi in the upcoming tournament that actually matters, right?
>thirdies and yuros still don't understand the concept of a honeypot because they are so insanely poor they need to win every lan just to have food
nahaz is so punchable desu
>>149307753
>play the same hero twice
>versatility score nosedives instantly
worst pentastat
>>149307201
I like asian girls so I'll just win TI7
anyone got an estimate of the cost to mail EG a pot of honey every time they lose a series?
I think it's probably a worthwhile use of income desu
>>149308365
thats some nice goalposts moving you got there bud
>>149308570
>>149308560
>>149308365
kek i'm not even yuro :^)
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
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PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
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>>149308560
15 MINUTE GG
FUCKING 15 MINUTE GG
TOP LEL AMERICA'S FINEST
>>149307383
>>149308692
>self-shibbolething the fact that you are a 3rd world nonhuman
LO FUCKING L
He threw on purpose to get more matches in how dumb are you yuroshitters
>TFW drow will get picked constantly and everyone will forget about best waifu
>>149308580
>says something retarded
>pro player co-pannelists start to correct him
>he immediately backtracks and agrees with them, but with passive-aggressive "Well, YEAH"
I hate him so much
>>149307821
underrated
>>149308739
Nope, your northern neighbour.
Keep sperging out friendo :^)
Friendship can never lose!
>>149307383
NAVI IS BACK
>WAIT TILL TI6
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST SAVING STRATS GUY, THE INTERNATIONAL IS A HONEYPOT LAN
>WAIT TILL TI6
>LOSE AT TI6
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>LOSE AT TI6
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>LOSE AT TI6
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>LOSE AT TI6
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STOP
WITH
THE
DISGUSTING
CLOSE
UPS
OF
NERD
FACES
>>149308747
pic not related
why is grandgrant proud of NA dota
>>149308859
has the redemption arc started yet?
>>149308747
drow a cute
wind is smelly
>>149308284
Navi picked Chen and Sand King, then used them exactly as expected. EG's Terrorblade lane then needlessly died over and over against it.
Then the rest of Navi helped finish the game.
>>149308876
>>149308942
Qualifiers were the start of the Redemption Arc
>>149308925
They won ti5
have top tier teams despite having a smaller region than EU
>it's a bulba needs 2 supports to babysit him so he doesn't feed 5 kills in the offlane episode
>15 min gg
>Best NA team
>Tier 2 slav stack
wew
>>149308925
pride comes before the fall, but what of pride that came after?
START THE GAME
I'M FUCKING TIRED ZZZZZZZZ
Which doturd gurl would you fug?
>>149308365
why arent you responding to this post?>>149308624
are you somehow butt devastated?
>Bulba hasn't been on a tier-1 team when they're at their peak
>previously on EG
So who else is excited about the Immortal 3 patch that's going live as soon as this last set is finished?
>>149309110
Death Prophet or maybe LC so I can smack my dick on top of her scars while yelling like an idiot.
>>149308560
Wow I'm glad they got this amazing insight into a Tier 2 slav Dota team that will finish in the bottom half of TI6. By the tournament start they will be legendary garbagemen ready to take on ALL the trash at the tournament, at the cost of not being practiced at playing against upper level opponents,
>>149309185
what if BKB ripped the hero so much they lost all their clothes ?
>>149309110
>mirana being a conservative tease
DIAMOND DONG
I was right last year and I'm right this year.
I'm always right lads.
shadow demon and lion apparently have a similar effect
ok nahaz
>>149309404
about what?
>>149309236
>Still underrating Na'Vi that keeps only losing to OG and Liquid, recently Wings that won the tournament.
You shouldd really check out to what teams Na'Vi loses
>>149309368
shame she suffers from FAS
>>149309404
>sleeping-man.jpg
kek
>>149309441
>not automatically mentally blocking everything he says
>>149308945
>>149308905
lyrale is clean and cute
drow is the one who doesn't shower :^)
>>149306943
post ur pool
>>149309110
PA IS CUTE! CUTE!
will we ever have decent casters?
>>149309110
SOPPING WET
>>149309695
>BeyondTheJew
>Decent casters
>ever
Lmao
>>149309110
>even in rule 34 doto mirana's eyes are STILL too far apart
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP FAMILIA
>>149309695
only when someone hacks LD's email account and reddit finds out hes a jewish fuck and then the friendcasting circle is broken up
>SD 1st pick.
DUUUDE WHAT
i-is it t-time /d2g/?
>shadow demon is now meta
How is this even possible?
>>149309574
I love my dfc but genki girls are the fucking worst
>>149309695
not at this tournament
what happened to visage?
>>149309820
WARRIORS OF THE NIGHT
ASSEMBLE
>>149309820
>riki and Elder Titan first ban material
Go back two months
SMOrc
>Ogre 2nd pick.
WHAT IS THIS
THAT MY EYES ARE WITNESSING
wew good thing bets are a thing of the past
>>149309914
man you have brought me good memories and a little shiver on my chest.
thanks
>>149309695
>beyondthereddit killed Heflatv
unforgiven
is there a hero who has never been meta?
>>149309820
Disruption is literally GoodEuls, GoodSnowball, and GoodManta
>>149309869
echo saber kills the shit out of birds
REV UP THEM SLOTS
Gee, I wonder how the winner of this, the last LAN before The International, will do at The International itself
say it with me /d2g/JUST BAN IT
>Envy about to teach amerikeks how to play Terrorblade
i miss him guys
>>149310005
cant really think of one desu
I can't wait for EE to show me a new way in which to throw a game
WHAT IF YOU COULD BLOODLUST BARRACKS TO INCREASE THE SPEED AT WHICH CREEPS ARE GENERATED
>>149310182
omni? necro?
uh oh. Two of Bulba's three heroes have been banned
I guess we're going to see a watermelon
>>149310005
Kunkka.
>>149310005
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k
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a
>>149310005
define meta
every hero in Cm has been picked once or twice, and most have been picked decently
I believe the lowest pickrate hero in pro games is techies
>>149310219
Necro was insane in the patch before glimmer
>>149310005
Pugna and Warlock.
>>149310175
I don't because I don't listen to those faggots at all lmao
>>149310219
both have been meta
necro especially for late game counters because a 60 min ult from him deletes you from the game
>>149310182
pudge omni and necro have never been meta
they've been picked sometimes, but that doesn't mean they're meta
>>149310219
omni was a really long time ago in WC 3 doto and necro was meta a while ago right when his ult got changed to always add 30 seconds although it was very brief cause gloomer cape came soon after
>>149310212
consider this
>>149310005
Legion Commander
>>149310341
Pugna was a meta pick in 2012 pre-TI2 in Europe.
>why do I even remember these thigns..
>>149310219
necro was in meta before fucking glimmer cape patch
>>149310414
why m8? too broken for your bum?
are you a good watcher anon ? do you at least watch all the ads like a good goy ?
remember to bet on E GAMING BETS DOT COM
>>149310378
>pudge
literally how new? he won a TI
>>149310432
she was picked a lot when she was released and then nerfed
Is the current meta an ok one? It seems like there have been more interesting picks in comp games around lately. I haven't seen this in a long time.
>>149310535
one pick does not a meta hero make
What if kotl + kunkka (with echosabre)
double tidebringer
jug mid for secret
calling it
>>149310523
based mpchcbro
>why would they want to pick Wyvern
>vs. an illusion hero
literally fucking retarded
Secret is about to teach EG how to play Terrorblade and Storm Spirit.
NOOOOOOOOOO
THE WRONG BUFF
I DON'T WANT STORM BACK
FUCK MY PUBS ARE RUINED AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149310659
just pick ember + kotl
double SoF
What's secret's win condition this game?
WHAT ARE
THEIR
WIN CONDITIONS?
HOW WILL THEY TEMPO CONTROL?
>Secret firing shots at EG
>>149310831
are these fights going to be scrappy?
Whats your win condition /d2g/ ?
godz is gonna pop a button
>>149309853
>genki girls are the fucking worst
what did he mean by this?
>>149310862
FRIENDLY
REMINDER
TO
SIT
STRAIGHT
>>149310771
literally just pick am.
Fuck, even when storm was in his prime he barely had a 50% winrate
>>149310831
control the tempo
>>149310860
back to /tosg/ with you
>>149310005
yea its techies
keep in mind datdota hasn't been updated in a while so riki has a bunch of games missing
>PRINTED DRAFTS FROM DC'S GAME ON ENVY'S DESK
TOP
KEK
>>149310860
They'll get scrappy
>>149310996
lmao techies was literally meta last summer
it's the reason why EG won TI
>>149310005
Has Chaos Knight ever been meta?
>>149311072
is EE still drafting or is Puppey drafting again?
what's on that sheet?
>>149310996
>unknown
What is this?
puppey is literally giving away free kills
honeypot confirmed
are you lads ready for another nodamagevoid to get curbstomped?
>>149310996
techies has been supermeta during ti5
You don't get nerfs of that extent from being balanced
>Puppey
what the fuck
I feel like secret have a good win condition but they lack the tempo control to get to it
>>149311132
puppy is drafting
Kunkka has never been meta.
Maybe Omni too.
Techies was a massive mind game and meta pick in last year's TI for fuck sake and Legion has been midly popular ever since release
>>149311130
when io's shit stunned
nice tp retard
when did rtz forget how to block creeps?
>>149311182
hyper carry
>>149311106
>>149311167
he was picked/banned like ten times and only vs EG
yea thats not being in the meta, just eg using strats
>9K
LuL
>50 gold to TP to body block
>miss 4 creeps
>>149311182
With some help from musical lanes and some greed punishment I'm sure they'll make it
NINE THOUSAND MATCH MAKING POINTS
Do you think Puppey regrets it yet?
>twitch chat
>>149311130
srsly nigga?
CK+Io was one of the most feared combos and won a TI
> OGRE MAY-JUY
REEEEEEEEE
>>149311294
secret used it too
>>149311371
>>twitch at all
What if Black Hole was Universal (it affected every game of dota)?
>>149311417
First TI I watched was 3, and I can't remember CK ever getting picked even with that 100% win rate on Io, but I could easily be remembering wrong.
so does eternalenvy and puppey regret kicking w33ha and that other guy yet?
>>149311535
would be a cool event desu
>>149311535
What if aghs Io could relocate to past games and change the history?
>Secret
worse than EG
>could have literally just walked backwards and lived
>walks fowards into the creep wave
and people think RTZ is good LUL
>>149311610
the last game of ti3 was won by a wisp ck you silly goose
>>149311535
post yfw you realized black holes are literally invisible micro universes
>>149311687
I am retarded then. Nevermind me.
>pld cucking RTZ
LAMO
>>149311610
Why do you watch dota if you're this unaware of what's going on
>no mana leak on kotel
?
>Rune cucked
Rtz on suicide watch
>>149311535
What if Meepo could DDOS the server
what the fuck universe left secret again and eg kicked aui again
my sides
>>149311787
I have the memory of an old man, apparently. Not really unaware at that moment, just that my mind completely forgot it by now.
What if Shadow Poison gave vision?
Oh wait, it doesn't anymore Maut, you fucking dumbass.
>>149311976
of course
manila was the best event in the history of dota by far
ogre feed
>mana sandals on storm spirit
is this a legit thing now?
I'm sure I'd be flamed to hell and make at least 2 people sit in well and afk if I pulled this in my pubs.
>all these asshurt burgers rallying behind the """"""""""""""""american""""""""""""""" team DC after the past series
>level 9
>18 armor
balanced
>>149312194
>so bad that doesn't even know about disassembling
Sasuga d2g.
>artour has autoattack on
lmao, on a non-ilu hero
>>149312194
>storm literally eats through mana
>cant dissemble it for blood stone later
>people some how think it could be a bad idea
honestly anon you cant be that dumb, you gotta be just trolling right?
what about hiding in the trees of the enemy base as arc warden with no boots, octarine and 5 items and sending out a clone on cooldown?
>void rushing vlads again
WHY
>terrorblade out csed by a mirana
rofl
>>149312274
he only has 1.3k hp anon its totes balanced
I love watching the observer struggle desperately to get the casters to notice things.
odds: watch Starladder
evens: visit brothel
0: pay more and watch Starladder with a hooker
>>149312423
he needs it for scrappy fights that can control the tempo
>>149312290
Course I know about it nigger.
I've just never seen it before. Most storms I've seen get treads pretty early on.
>>149312423
>>149312423
these so called "pro players" are nothing more than guide monkeys with no ability to think for themselves, that's why
>Secret
jfc.
both Secret and EG are bottom 16 TI teams
goddamn rtz is playing like shit this game
>>149312508
enjoy your aids
>tune into the game
>see a really good play
>first thought is secret are doing it
>turns out it was the other team
every fucking time
>>149312535
>I've just never seen it before
>Most storms I've seen get treads pretty early on
Sure, you totally knew about that, 3 digit MMR friend.
Yeah china is going to win TI
>yuropoops suddenly quiet
SHITREKT
LOSING TO DIGITAL KEKS
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>149312764
>>149312764
>Any team in China
>Going through the meme magic OG team
?
>>149312789
???
DC is european and secret is NA you fucking retard
>>149312598
>this game
RTZ has been playing like shit for like 2 years
>>149312508
You should go to brothel anyway
>make up a bunch of positions
"This is called the TEMPO CONTROLLER"
"Better hold on, here comes the WIN CONDITION"
>>149312789
Is an America Vs America match after all.
Not sure if EG or Secret is the worst team in the history of Dota 2
>>149312789
4 euros are playing for dc you faggot
>>149312764
Wings will be figured out before the grand finals
rest of china is trash
>TFW moon waifu is picked and doesn't feed
>>149312862
>>149312859
>>149312823
Kek I knew that all along , easy (You)s
>>149312817
>Wings literally did it less than a week ago
>Newbee beat Wings before that
?
>>149312789
But the team with more European players, DC, is winning?
Secret has 3 NA players
w33 must feel so good right now
>>149312846
I talked about Dota with a hooker once last year while drunk. As it turns out her littler brother plays it.
>rtz
LMAO
nice one rtz
>>149312817
>OG
>Wings just 3-1'd them easy
FUCKING LOL THAT JUMP LMFAO WHAT A FUCKING TRASHCAN
>THE CITY OF RTZ
arteezy throwing
>RTZ
TB has farm atleast, but Secret probably won't win this game
Alright, how much time until he's kicked?
>>149312713
fuck off honestly.
show me a recent storm game where they went for arcane boots instead of treads.
>kick w33
>he memes you with mirana
w3w
>RTZ is good
-d2g
>>149312846
>have to pay extra to 'FORCE THE ISSUE'
Will secret just roll over in the next game and ff by 15 just like eg?
>rtz ults to chrono
lols
>>149312982
in a tournament where the top teams weren't even trying lmao didn't you see matumbaman play storm spirit
repeat after me H O N E Y P O T L A N
>Digital Chaos
>euro slaves
>jew in charge
>literally LITERALLY NA
Secret is EU because of Kemal
>Secret
>top team
KEK!!
>>149313104
>turkey
>european union
LMFAO
How's the weather?
>>149313038
>recent storm game
There is one live.
In fact, I don't remember a single pro game with storm getting threads early, since everybody goes for the BS.
No need for EE to throw guys, RTZ is on it today.
>>149313026
hes not the issue most games
hes not universe, but hes at least competent
>>149312975
nice
>>149313101
>its an "every tournament except TI is a honeypot" episode
>>149313026
>secret kick him after slav ladder
>they have to go through double qualifiers for TI
>>149313154
>EE will ever let someone baffle scientists harder than he can
I swear Puppey is one of the greediest take-farm-do nothing supports I've ever seen.
>wake up
>EG lost 0:2 to Navi
Muh side.
>>149313182
if the tournament is like 1 month away from TI then yeah, it's a honeypot
>>149313272
You're about to see Secret go 0-2
>>149313182
>100k dollerydoos
>15 gorrillian dollerydoos
Find the honeypot
I
WANT
MOMMY
I
L
K
>>149313026
obviously the moment they're out of TI
12K NW MIRANA
CANT SOLO KILL A FUCKING
5.5K NW KEEPER OF THE LIGHT
NICE **CORE*
>>149313306
Even better
Which team is NA?
HE DOES IT AGAIN
LMAO ZIP INTO CHRONO AGAIN
>EG and Secret still suck
so who's winning TI6?
>>149313240
combine with passive farming of EE, it's literally the most predictable team in the world. If only they got miracle or aggressive mid, this team could be different but they get another greedy mid RTZ.
>shitrekt
look at that sick void damage :^)
RUH
ROH
>RTZ
Good god I mean Bilbo is shit but RTZ is shittier
>RTURDC
>almost full mana
>keeps doing small jumps instead of using all mana to run
That's a 9k mmr player
>>149313504
OG or Newbee now
Second time you stupid cuck
OH MY LORD
WHY DON'T I HAVE HATS TO BET ON THIS SHIT
"Secret was a mistake"
t. Arteezy
>RTZ jumping into Chrono AGAIN
>That Damageless Void
>That useless Sunder
Jesus fuck, I hadn't laughed this hard since I watched Nichijou
TEMPO
>RTZ
Storm has mana doesn't zip
Dies again
WHEN WILL PLAYERS LEARN TO GO TREADS ORCHID INSTEAD OF MANA BOOTS BLOODSTONE, ALL YOU DO IS LOSE CHARGES BECAUSE YOU DO JACK SHIT IN FIGHTS
>>149313306
God, i hope so. Since they kick W33ha, i don't like their playstyle as a team anymore.
nice jump rtc
>>149313240
isn't he known for his early ganking on his chen etc.
what's changed
>>149313504
C R U M B L I N G
R
U
>M
B
L
I
N
G
>AR
>TEE
>ZEE
Wheres the tempo controler from Secret?
>60% health Bloodstone suicide
>>149313593
That shit was legitimately funny
RTZ will be kicked nearly instantly after secret places 16 in TI6.
And yet another dipshit team will pick him up thinking he is somehow a "solid" pick up.
>Inb4 its EG again
>euls on mirana
oh no
DAILY
REMINDER
>>149313680
SS is the scrappy scrapper but he's having trouble finding his tempo
>>149313680
Storm Spirit is the second tempo controlliest hero since QoP of Pain
>>149313708
he had no mana and was dead
better to just safely die then to risk stunlock and delay your respawn
>pick storm
>lose
>be on team with artshitzy
>instantly drop to Tier 3
>>149313557
>OG
doubt it. They rely on Miracle too much.
>Newbee
Might have the chance but i bet there will be some new chinese team that cause upset during TI.
How does RTZ jump on that Mirana without knowing where the Lion is? Is the vision on Radiant just that bad?
>>149313680
>tfw no literal tempo controller support hero
>>149313753
But EG is finally ~perfect~
Who would they kick to make room for him now?
>Slark and TB even farm
>Mirana is a glorified ranged creep with 15k networth
Pretty even game actually
>euls mirana
>vlads aghs void
>only right clicker is melee
>TB has a fresh bkb
I feel like DC are gonna throw this so fucking hard
I still believe.
>>149313857
why isn't there a music based hero?
>>149313819
its just too funny for him to jump on a Mirana and then fuckign die
4-20 incoming
>>149313917
Me too
>>149314009
>>>twitch chat
>>149313917
RTZ need to have fix role now. He's no longer a good mid .
>>149314009
ENDURANCE RUN
>>149313904
Mirana is a honeypot decoy who fires lasers, she excels at that role
It is really impressive how EE can keep up with farm even with burdens suchs RETARD and Bilbo
>>149313947
>musician hero
>rubick steals his spells
>sings completely offkey
>silencer tells him to shut up
>>149314009
cute girl
OK EE will carry this game.
>Mark my words
Onslaught of Terrorblade is starting up senpaitachi.
>when rtz gets 16th at ti6 he's stuck streaming all day on his chink website
hoho
haha
>damageless void and mirana
...is envy going to carry a game?
>>149314156
yeah it's a shame really she's a cutie, dude looks like a fucking tumblr/9gag autist
>>149314254
>Envy
>Being useful
Everything going exactly as planned.
lmao nice chrono
>>149314156
manface
>>149313661
chen can alternate between ganking and farming with ease. But back in na
vi days, they had this "we're losing, let's smoke". Now with rtz and envy, I just don't see that playstyle working anymore, it's more of a "we're losing, let's try to keep farming even more".
Void?
Damage?
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2521929716
SECER LOST 19 MINUTES AGO
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2521929716
SECER LOST 19 MINUTES AGO
>mirana with all that farm and no damage, also not pushing
>gold pinata to radiant
DC could still lose with Mirana cosplaying as Tinker
>>149314324
jesus what a blob
Slimy fucks like EG and Secret getting fucked is the best thing since TI3 to be honest
>>149314136
To make it sweeter have the hero have a solid combo with silencer
Silencer hates him but the meta forces them together
>>149314315
It's just such a common character in fantasy
It's really surprising no one ever thought one up
>have void
>ranged damage dealer doesn't build damage
>>149314384
you got me XD
>>149314384
>SECER
I love these Bizarro Secret episodes where everyone on the team is giving EE their strength so he won't throw and he must carry them. They're just like my pubs and they're so anime.
>EE
lmao nice BKB
JACKY LMAO
WHAT IS SECRET DOING
>EE
BAFFLED
nice missclick
>>149314315
>Too bad we'll never have that...
Guess Valve could buy HoN and cannibalize it. It should be cheap.
>accidentally triggering BKB
The amount of pros I've seen do this is ridiculous.
Sick bkb
MA BOI JACKAYY LMAO
How has this shit show gone to fucking 40 minutes? What the fuck DC
>>149314696
so you've never done it yourself?
Uhh...scientists?
>Puppey Kotl has 4000 more gold than Slardar
wtf is all that gold going to accomplish. Having Puppey actually not be a useless fuck for 20 minutes and get Bulba a Blink and Force would be so much better
>>149314686
They made this nice new engine so Icefrog can be free of WC3 limitations and then they never release a new original hero, makes me sad
chinese bkb
>mirana cosplaying as Tinker
>void cosplaying as Damageless Magnus
DC literally trying as hard as possible to throw the game.
Tell me, do you believe in the EE terrorblade?
Can you imagine relying on EE to carry your game?
You've been keeping him safe for 40 minutes, giving him space to farm, and now you expect him to win the game for you.
And he just randomly pops his bkb.
>vlads aghs manta
way to lose a gam lad
HOW IS THIS GOING TO 50 MINUTES
JESUS FCCCR
>>149314750
yeah you really don't need gold for this recall memeing
>>149314817
made me laugh 2bh
payment received Kemal
>>149314686
that would be too "all-out".
there's like 50 or more original heroes that are not from dota, that would overthrow the current state of the game way too much.
Just add 5-10 that are the most fun and I'd be happy.
Chipper >>> timbersaw
>secret
>>149314789
Icefrog had said that as long as players (China) keep playing the Wc3 version, he will keep supporting it. We won't be able to escape the engine limitations until such a day.
why dont u gg out here
>ogre walking in chrono
what the fuck man
>EG pick Storm
>Lose
>Then EG picks TB
>Lose
>Secret picks Storm AND TB
>Lose
Really makes you think
secret is actually so shit i cannot even imagine why people thought they were good
>Arteezy gets arrowed
>PLD doesn't disrupt him
?????
nani??
>rtz
More NA = More bad
>>149314789
>and then they never release a new original hero
Icefraud will make new heroes after Pitlord.
>>149314864
2 Russians
I hope you all noticed the amazing Lion plays
>secret gaming
HOW IS THIS GAME
STILL GOIGN AT FUCKING 45 MINUTES
????
>>149314984
They have been stuck in HOHO HAHA since forever
>>149315036
navi is not playing idiot
>shitrekt
What went kebab?
DC gave them like 6 opportunities to come back.
And Secret just kept pushing how shit they are to new levels each time.
>>149315058
>new heroes
honeypot
>tfw secret fangay
name a worse pro team than secret
>EG
>Secret
Apologize
>>149315221
>vlads
kys
>>149315005
puppy taking farm for no reason and artdoor choking harder than a bdsm-fetishist.
i know it's not saying much, but rtc seemed super solid in the nel matches, i think he even had one of the highest win rates there. too bad he isn't showing any of that on a stage that matters (slightly at least)
>2-8
>9k meme
>SHITREKT
APOLOGIZE
>>149315097
yeah saksa is actually good unlike puppey
>tfw stuck at a restaurant
>Can't watch live
>Have to infer everything through d2g's shitposting
JUST-
>arteezy
>not playing like shit
Choose one, senpai.
>>149314984
>keep supporting it
then why there's no new patch for wc3 dota?
>puppey having so much farm
>Bulba not having another item because of it
I cannot think of ONE moment when Puppey's farm actually did anything
>>149315304
b-b-but he's on a team with jeyo, fluff & demon
any build he does must be 100% perfecthe jungled from level 1
Puppey played full on Pub KotL
>refuse to help lanes
>just keep farming while you lose teamfights and lanes
>finish aghs
>lose the game after next team fight
>>149315313
in NEL he can somewhat trust his team mates to not throw the game
on LAN he has EternalEnvy on his team
LMAO OLD MAN
>chinklini
Can someone post foggeds girlfriend?
>its a Merlini autism episode
secret and EG are going to disband after they get last place again in TI right? its embarrassing to watch at this point
it's a meem you dip
EG LOST 2 MATCHES TO NA'VI IN 43 MINUTES
Secret vs. DC 1st game was 44 minutes :v)
>It's a joke
FUCKING MERLINI
LOL
>NAHAZ GETTING ANNIHILATED ON CAMERA
>>149315405
I had to do that once with one of the TI3 games when I was at an airport. It's pretty fun all things considered.
APOLOGIZE
I need someone to make an edit of this song called "Don't Come to NA" showing clips of DC annihilating Secret
I'm really close to just doing it myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsRMABsht-o
>>149315235
i hate this fucking show.
interesting premise with potential for depth but instead tries way too hard to be meaningful while in essence just being very generic harem crap. why the fuck is it so popular
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Economics, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret Elo ratings on team EG, and I have over 300 confirmed stats. I am trained in algebra and I’m the top statsman in the entire BTS payroll. You are nothing to me but just another number. I will find win percentages with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of SJWs across the USA and your K is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re a fucking statistic, kid. I can stat anywhere, anytime, and I can stat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my macbook. Not only am I extensively trained in Glicko, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the University of Western Ontario and I will use it to its full extent to stat your miserable ass off the face of the top 10 dotabuff players, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will overreact all over you and you will drown in it. You’re a fucking number, kiddo.
I thought asians treated elders with respect or does that not apply to whites.
>>149315463
i think he likes envy though, hes kept him around for a while now
based merlini exposing nahaz
>>149315519
But secret has more NA players than DC
Rate this team
>>149315542
:^)
>>149315558
I play Dota 2 with my friends too and I don't trust most of them to carry the game either.
>>149315519
Then do it yourself you lazy piece of shit.
>>149315627
the best version.
>>149315627
Gay.
does arteezy hate universe now that he left back to EG?
does aui hate PPD?
>>149315668
exactly, but you still play with them anyway presumably because you like them
Miss me yet?
>>149315759
Aui definitely hates PPD for kicking him twice
>>149315780
Yeah sure, but I wouldn't play with them for prize money
>>149315759
>does aui hate PPD?
yeah, but he'll pretend he doesn't because if he starts complaining le reddit army will shitpost about him being immature
>>149315668
>Flamed my friends for their stupid shit like no boots Orchid rush on Clinkz
>They unfriended me
>All alone now
i-it's better this way
so now that the dust has settled do /we/ like secret or eg?
OG is obviously reddit because they are the best prospects for winning TI, but who are the losers?
>kick fly
>kick Misery
>kick notail
>kick Kuro
>kick Misery
>kick w33
>its a RTZ feeds episode
>its an EE needs to carry the team episode
>>149315627
>Not the autism version with them all as heroes
>>149315951
Feel for ya, I've played with these guys forever but I sometimes rage when we play CS:GO, I've been trying to not just say anything if I'm mad but I guess they now realize that I'm mad when I'm quiet as well...
secret will pick timbersaw next game
>>149316032
>its a Puppey forgets that he's a support and steals all of his offlaner's farm
FUCK ME
>>149315589
NA is how you feel inside. The true spirit of America is that anyone can come here for the chance at a better Dota life
>>149315819
There's no way Aui joined EG thinking it was anything more than a temporary deal. Remember, RTZ and Universe left just a couple days before the lock, picking up Aui and Bulba was a matter of necessity and anyone who legitimately thought that particular lineup was a team PPD wanted to take any farther than absolutely necessary is delusional. All the casters and panelists tried to hype up Bulba as a really good player as if he wasn't doomed to get kicked the day Manila ended, and he didn't even make it to the end of the event
>>149316146
why does puppey do this, he's not good anymore, just play the wardbitch and let your team farm
>>149316259
It sometimes works when he plays Enigger, Axe, or Ench. But farm past Aghs as Kotl does absolutely nothing
nahaz -_-
>>149315492
Yeah it kinda is but I'd rather see it.
How do I play Alchemist mid?
>>149315405
trackdota.com
>First phase OGRE BAN
Ok Puppey is going full retard
>esports on and nobody is posting anything but na this eu that
dead general
>>149316028
i am rooting liquid knowing full well they can get to top 8 but not winning TI
Arc in captains mode when?
>ogre ban
ROLF
ROLF
>>149316506
>Literally one post above his
epic
>>149316491
not him
>2nd pick ursa
>against stun heavy and mobile hero
RIP.
>>149316619
I think they've shown that they can get top 4 at least, man my heart can't take it if they go to lower bracket though
Lets play kite the bear this episode
>>149311652
Aghs io should allow you to tether multiple people or something. Like maybe let you tether two heroes. Same rules apply.
>col's coach on the couch
lmao
>>149316330
dagon 5 and octarine, that's the only worthy shit he can buy
and of course general stuff like hex, greaves and all that
>>149316834
try to kite 3 bears while you're purged, shitter
>no OG
>no Liquid
wtf is this tournament?
>>149316997
estimating Ursa to die three times this game struggling to walk out chakram
>>149317046
honeypot lan
>>149317158
t. ppd
>>149313509
Snith could do a better job than Puppey at his role. SNITH.
Both spam Chen and enchantress, but at least Snith isn't greedy.
>"Secret have no way to clear illusions"
>Bat fire Fly
>Omni heal
>TA sci-blades
wtf
>Secret trying to be numeta
>as they are about to be eliminated by w33uck and company
Alright familia, Ima go hit the bed.
Wake me up when this nightmare ends.
>>149314102
You mean tinker?
>>149317392
>numeta
it isn't new if PPD have used it countless time. They are riding on early damage burst of ursa.
>>149317392
I miss him
>NA offlaners
what was bulba's plan there?
>>149317789
>NA anything
>>149317801
He's going for the tempo control.
ded thred
Nice servers gook moot
>picking PL the badTB
why?
>>149318195
counter TA
>>149318195
PL is nothing like TB you shitstain
PL is badslark, not anythingTB
thats like saying kotl is badtimber
I love Puppey's secret love of Omniknight
>>149318195
perfect hero for diffusal blade.
>>149318195
retard
>>149318242
he's also a diffusal carrier to deal with all that Repel
>secret winning
>thread goes silent
lol
>>149318292
arc warden is a better diffusal wielder
>>149318279
reminder that Pugna is badDPdon't let her here that though
Reminder
Ignore all posters that say "good/bad herox", talk about hotd, call bloodstone bad or say FREE
So this is the power of Omniknight.
>>149318447
>team that is supposed to win is winning
wow big shocker time to shitpost about it
where are you DC fangays??? XD
>>149318462
mate these are pros
they can barely play oracle and he's not even hard
do they even know what arcs skills do?
>>149318462
will Arc Warden be in CM for TI?
>>149318554
post more doggy
>even secret playing at their absolute worst still cannot lose against phantom lancer
Reminder that PL and SF are the two worst carries in the game. Tinker doesnt count, because he never carries.
>Puppey fighting with the team and not being a jungle fuckwit for 20 minutes
wow its so much easier for them to win when they aren't playing 4v5
>>149318554
winning where?
>na'vi beat EG
>COL is beating secret.
where are your gods now dotards?
>>149318993
excuse me?
>>149318803
I need more Japanese doggo
>Picking Shadow Demon, the bad kotel
?
>>149318993
>COL
what did he mean by this?
What is the best looking Naga Siren swords?
>you can move camera while paused
nice game client dotards
>>149319041
he said
>>na'vi beat EG
>>COL is beating secret.
>where are your gods now dotards?
CRASHING THIS GAME
>>149319084
>falling for the japanese honeypot dog
>>149319175
yeah it's like the people at valve never played an RTS before
>>149319191
>DC playing Secret, not COL
excuse me?
>>149319041
i want to know where your god is dotard.
>>149319197
>japanese honeypot dog
What in the fuck does this mean
SINGU IS STREAMU
>>149319328
Who?
>>149319302
Get one and find out
>>149319152
I like the Ice3 naga set personally, iceborn something
>>149318993
There is only one. And his name is Clan_iraq. And he is METAFORGING contrarian jungler builds right now.
be gone motherly coo!
>misery
>>149319197
>implying I'm not saving doggos for TI
>>149319434
pls go
>poo
whoa, rtz didnt play so bad there
I NEED A NEW THREAD TO FUNPOST IN
nice weather here
why don't they just station a purge creep in their base