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>unironically wearing white socks

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

Why can't they put the good games at a good time? SL is retarded.

>>149280920
When did that happen?

>>149280920
what the fuck is this sorcery ?
just made the new d2g thread with this exact fucking picture
what is this sorcery

Draskyl looks more and more like a cancer patient everytime i see him

>>149280983
oh thank god I'm wearing them ironically

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IVE NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY

If they're gonna do close up shots of nerdy faces, they're gonna need a fucking make up artist. This is actually disgusting.

>We will not have same breaks as yesterday.
>Fucking 30 minutes already.

nicenicenciencienciencei lalalala

>>149281041
ESL frankfurt 2016
the shitty one

yo what up my friedns of doto 2 ;D

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>No /d2g/ carry to support

>Zfridge
lmao

hello

when do the good teams play?

thanks

>>149281224
kay why ess

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>>149281138
I want to make Kate late!
Late to class!
Late period!
Late graduation!

Which dotamon would you stick your dick into?

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>>149280983
why can't men wear white socks?

>>149281224
do you mind supporting a 2k? i need more dota pals

>>149281224
You can support me anytime

>>149281390
some cunts care about socks colour too much
but those are the ones you want to avoid anyway
which means wearing white socks is the way to go

what is this SD Drow meme?

>>149281390
there's no reason other than they're considered unfashionable/ugly because they're "gym socks"

>>149281191
why did they ever decide to have a Major in a third world shithole like Germany?

>>149281505
Drow's ult affect her illusions
SD creates illusions

yes, that's it

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

compleshit is winning this one

>The only thing Nahaz does as coach is leak your team's strats on stream because he can't shut the fuck up
If he was shrewd enough to false flag then it could be legit, but we know from mafia he can't

what if they got nahaz to shut the fuck up

>>149281568
All dota tournaments are required to be played in third world shitholes
>russia with starladder
>germany with ESL
>USA with ESL
>USA with TI
>Pinoy major
>Chinese major

>>149281568
you probably think the USA aren't a third world shithole, which is pretty laughable to say the least
>inb4 mad german, I'm not german

>>149281835
just need a Peru Major and the circle of thirdies is complete

>>149282021
>don't assume i'm someone
>ill assume you are someone
should take your own advice there Hanz :^)

does anyone have screencaps of the other items aside from the plushies and nendos

>>149282042
Majors are kill bruh

>>149282293
yea

>>149282293
There was Faceless boxers, a Mirana pjs and some tshirts

THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD WHO ACTUALLY WEAR WHITE SOCKS.

DOTARDS?

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>>149282449
Black socks here.

>>149282449
yes

sorry im not autistic

>>149282449
I only wear them with sandals.

>>149282359
no they aren't
they just aren't going to be "Valve" majors and instead ESL or whatever instead

You now have a single slot in the inventory dedicated to wards/detection. Fixed the game.

>>149282359
killed by shitskins sMh dota was a mistake

>>149282449
/fa/ memes are drek 2bh

>>149282536
>wearing white socks
>"im not autistic"

dotards???

white socks are the #1 sign of autism, friend

>yoky is not team killing cancer
t. nobody

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Are you buying it /d2g/?

>>149282646
caring about what kind of socks others wear is the 1# sign of autism

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Post Lasses

>>149282646
I thought striped socks were the #1 sign of autism

Whenever I see people wearing white socks I treat them like they're a leper.

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/blacksock/ masterrace WW@?

wearing white anything is disgusting honestly especially skin

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>>149282750

okay friendo

>>149282797
that sounds autistic

did nahaz just call zfreek the best es in the world and top6 player in the world

>>149282921
Nahaz is their coach

>col with two yuros
decent placing at ti5

>col with three yuros
abject dogshit

???????

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>>149282738
>Anti mage is wearing black socks
Really makes you think

>>149282921
he is their coach or w/e
ofcourse he will suck their dick and act like they are actually good

>>149282449
no because I'm not a dumbass willing to destroy every sock I earn since I have to wear formal shoes at work

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this is now a /comfy sock/ thread

>col with two people who wear white socks
decent placing at ti5

>col with three people who wear white socks
abject dogshit

???????

>>149282962
my piano teacher never called me top6 in the world

>>149282962
>>149283018
do you guys think coL actually cares about nahaz's insight or did they just hire him so that he gets a free trip to TI6 because they felt bad for him

>>149282583
>Back to sub 7 figures prizepools

>that utter waste of magnetize
wow what a good ES player

>>149283267
Coach just means "dude who watches replays" in Dota

>>149282738
>WR
>Breasts

>>149283267
i dont think anyone takes nahaz seriously at this point
he just uses information collected from datdota

>>149283352
He's not even their coach, he's their Analyst
i.e. he looks at the dotabuff of pro games and picks out the heros who seem to win more than others

>wearing socks
LMAO
M
A
O

>nahaz as a coach

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>NA

coL is unironically losing to a team that has said they are too bad to exist and will disband after this tournament

>NA DOTA

Sweden and America are the worst

>pubstack of 5 random slavs beating one of NA's finest
uh???

Io is my favorite hero

stop saying he's reddit just because chinks are mass voting for him

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>COL
>losing to a team that is functionally disbanded already

>>149283707
>two sepphardic jews and three swedes
>american

no sir, american teams include EG and Secret

Do you remember when CoL was a good team, and people were always saying that they were European because they have 3 Swedes?

Really makes you think.

>>149284153
>Do you remember when CoL was a good team
actually no I don't when the fuck was this?

>>149284153
But they were never good

>>149284212
>when the fuck was this?
American qualifiers, lol.

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>>149284253
>NA team stomping NA qualifiers
stop the presses

>chessie
just ebin

why mirana ugly

>>149284589
royalty was often inbred you idiot

>>149284413
>NA
CoL is majority swedish

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>>149284748
>Euros stomping NA teams

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U
S W E D E N
A

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.

>>149284748
Guess he mean EU, since CoL did the old "we are totally Americans, goy" trick to win the NA qualifiers.

chessie lmao

>>149284925
But they're not German

I miss spey

>drow or timber everygame
this meta sucks

will CoL ever manage to defeat G?

>Nahaz shilled his team to dead before game
>fell apart to Friends

lul

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>getting dumpstered by ragtag group of russians
>NA dota

KEK
nice battle CoL fangays

Can NA win this argument?

if CoL is NA they just lost to a FRIENDS team that isn't even a real team and NA dota is joke

if CoL is EU team then CoL just got to TI by stomping shit tier American teams

`?

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Do they need to use a shoehorn to get zfeek out of that chair?

Who's the most iconic dota hero?

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hey!

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>one more game until the True American Pride team plays

>>149284885
WHAT
H
A
T

A

QT
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>>149285423
probably cuckvoker

>>149285423
pudge

followed by invoker and jugg
other close ones are CM, Lina, and AM

>>149285423
Jugg, Pudge or Invoker
Possibly also WR or CM

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"Women lie"
-Alan "Nahaz" Bester

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>>149285423

>>149285423
jug pudge invoker drow

>>149285423
>google dota 2 hero
>first single hero image is bounty
i guess thats an answer

nahaz is full damage control mode

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>>149285423

i hope nahaz spergs out one more time on stream to completely kill his presence in dota

>>149286117
>mfw he then gets picked up as coach for ritsu stack and start shilling them as top half dozen in the world

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psg webms starring: not psg

i want to do the old lady in the background

>>149286257
>those items
hello 2k mmr

why did nahaz bring his wife to clean the house

>>149286257
>those lineups
>those items
dear lord, is that triple digit mmr?

CoL really don't look like a team that are happy to be playing dota right now desu

I do not understand the dragon lance meepo meme

>>149286571
they're mega burned out

>>149286571
imagine having nahaz as your coach/analyst

>>149286614
f-free stats?

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chotto matte....

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>this guy walks up to your esport and shit talks it's most popular team's (navi) fanboys

what do you do?

>>149286614
Really good stats for low cost item
14 str
14 agility
1900 gold
Can also dissasemble it to use it items for other shit

>>149286771
imagine having Nahaz as your dad

>>149286879
Laugh because the esport he could suck out of the most died now that those joke skins can't be used for betting.

>>149286845
if EE was car then who was camera

>>149286879
remind him of his aspergers

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>>149286879
why would I care I'm an OGfanboi

>>149287074
xiituzi, then she s'd his d

>>149286879
>shit talks russians
why should i care ?

>>149286614
Good stats for good price with a good buildup
Can be disassembled to build other things so you don't really waste a lot of gold

CoL group suicide coming?

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?

>letting morphling free farm

What did they mean by this?

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>SD is suddenly the best support now.

Will Nahaz kill himself after this?

>>149287949
Seriously, how did that happen?

Nahaz is getting visibility agitated right now
I hope he doesn't try anything

>>149287472
all pros are dead men once fluff makes them pay at TI

>>149288038
the new illusion duration

free... manta?

>>149288038
sets up for several heroes (mirana/kunkka...)
able to farm stacks on his own
allows to abuse illusion in the late for easier high ground

>>149288038
>FREE SAVE
>FREE ILLUSIONS THAT DO DAMAGE
>FREE DAMAGE AMP
>FREE NUKE
>FREE (3) PURGE

>>149288038
typical icefraud buff to force pros that a hero exists + TB being meta at the same time made people realize the hero can actually do shit

>>149288038
He's always played when his spells synergize with the current meta heroes.

Why the fuck isn't the secret shop site accessible? It was supposed to be open right? I swear to god as someone who has +50 nendoroids if i miss my oportunity to get the Dragon Knight nendo i'll never forgive Valve

Reminder that coL made it through the American qualifiers

>>149288430
Why the fuck would you buy dota merchandise? The quality is dog shit compared to Japanese figma or gundam.

>drums bat
an actual bottom 10 meme

>>149288590
>quality is dog shit compared to Japanese figma or gundam
but GSC is making dota figma and nendoroid

>>149288590
They are official figma and nendos this year you dumb shit

yoky is a fucking burden lmao

>>149288004
i feel like she's hiding something with that bra i'll continue feeling uneasy about her until i see her topless

>>149288430
Calm your tits, it's down for everyone

>>149288670
Best item for early fights on this hero, because of movespeed
Theres no reason to buy early blink, when the enemy team has heroes that can break your lasso (like sd)

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>Drums on batrider

>>149289047
It's a padded bra man. She looks to be a B cup and the bra makes it look like a C/D cup.

>>149289125
>he doesn't know the secret URL of the chosen people
Goyim, when will they learn?

>>149288430
i'm pretty sure the secret shop right now will only be for ti6 preorders so unless you're going to ti6 you'll have to wait to order them online after ti6 or buy them off ebay

>>149289217
2k, please

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THE GOOKS FOUND OUT

PANIC

PANIC

TI 7 MVP PHOENIX

TEMPO = TOO FAST

>>149289217
VALUE 10 MOVE SPEED FOR 2000 SHEKELS

>>149288590
There are actually people on Reddit complaining that Valve removed demiheroes to add nendos because they are 15 dollars more expensive. Because apparently it's not worth it to spend 15 more dollars to get something that is 50 times better. Fucking retards, these are the kind of people who buy POP figures.

>>149289441
but pop figures are awesome, their eyes are so cute x3

>>149289260
I see. I guess i'll just have to wait then.

Why is Fear back on carry when his wrist is fucked up?

>>149289801
Stop listening to thorin you retard

>>149289801
he said on twitter his wrist isn't fucked up anymore didn't he

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>>149289801
He had surgery and got it fixed, ya dutz

>>149289910
a wise piece of advice

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>Twelve days until the intergalactic shitposting championships

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEVAta3mmzE


are you hyped for all these talented dota2 streamers to come to twitch after MVP takes TI7?

>CoL win a game
>still look fucking miserable
I just don't get it

>>149290491
>after MVP takes TI7?
lol
thats never happening
gooks are hacks

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>/lit/ memes down
>/fa/ memes up
>/ck/ memes still nowhere to be found

>>149290582
Because they know they're still shit.

>>149290614
you cucks siad the same thing about MVP taking quarters or even making it to group stage :^)

>>149290582
Having problems against the after birth of VP must be depressing

>>149290687
What are some dota flyover heros?

can someone give some food to draskyl
his legs are scarying me

any good torrent site after kat got taken down
thanks brehs

Why does draskyl plunge his face into boiling water

>>149290914
you're not fooling anyone MPAA

>>149290491
terror is bw and will never switch

>>149290914
rarbg

>>149290914
We're back to just mailing vhs tapes and floppy disks to each other now I'm afraid

Holy shit Blaze is a fucking savage did Grant teach him this.

>>149291202
What is Riki?

>>149291327
Nah I don't think so.
Smoke cloud is good and all, but Riki being able to make space for years with his goodPhase Shift is a huge part of the hero

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>>149290914
>not using private trackers in 2016

Enjoy being on NSA's list.

>>149290914
Torrenting is wrong(not to mention illegal), you should always pay full price for your media, it shows support for the creators!

WHo's the biggest cuck in Dota?

JAMAL my love!! Skywrath?
Le equality omni?

>>149291474
You seriously think NSA can't make it into any private tracker they want?

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>even year

Means east is taking this shit. Fucking gooks and chinks are probably gonna be in grand finals. Its gonna be Wings/MVP or Newbee/MVP. I hope to God we don't see chinese teams reach the grand finals.

The past 2 years have been building up for an EG/Secret dream finale. OG and Liquid have proven they can't draw viewers for shit.

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>>149291725
>MVP

>>149291725
who is this anyway

post that webm where james lifts her up and she falls on top of him

>>149291828
How many times have you masturbated while imagining being her__ in that scene

be honest lad

>>149291474
They can come for me I'll do my nickel I ain't scared.

>>149291725
I already received the scripts off Valve, it's gonna be DC vs MVP finals and 3v1 MVP win

>34 degrees celsius outside

send help lads

what if actually I have been booga all along and my team ooga

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>>149291828
Maquannas. Wish she showed up in TI6 hub or did anything for dota.

>>149291989
Make CM your gf
Problem solved

>>149291989
i can't lad it's too hot

>/d2g/ tries to tell me shadow demon isn't meta
>literally every game i've watched in star ladder has a first or second pick shadow demon

>>149291989
have you tried being white

>>149291474
good thing I don't live in that dogshit of a country

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>>149292096
Where can I find her?

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>Kunkka's Aghanim's upgrade is LITERALLY a 4200 gold crutch
Let's take a look at what it does
>The thing that made it useful in dota imba (facing backwards to pull enemies into your team) is removed
>Mobile heroes can still get out of it because it doesn't disable until it crashes
>You can't buff allies behind you anymore
It's actually worse than the non-Agh's version if you can land boats.

/d2g/, rework this Aghanim's Scepter upgrade so even Attacker would buy it occasionally.

>>149292147
>/d2g/ is full of 2k retards.

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>>149292204
>tfw sumail is leading the alt-right gays movement

>>149292275
This is so sad.
It's even worse that it's turning me on

>>149291989
>11PM
>20 degrees Celsius
I don't know how the fuck I'm expected to sleep like this

>>149292373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IEO-wj877o

>>149292275
The Blue Heart Glasures nigga

KUNKAA HOLY SHIT

>>149292447
By not being a thirdworlder and having air conditioning

>>149292447
>68 is hot

The fuck? Should I build you an igloo to live in snowman? If it gets too warm will your carrot nose rot off?

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>tfw no CM gf to place my dick in an chastity belt made of ice

Eaglesong
>Most expensive +25 stat item
>Builds into one pretty good item and an item that's trash on all but three heroes
Reaver
>Middle-ground price
>Builds into a game-losing honeypot item (unless you're MVP and get it on all your cores), and another item only useful on a few AGI heroes
Mystic Staff
>Least expensive +25 stat item
>Builds into three items, at least one of which will be useful on any given hero
Dotards???

Ebin genius game where ?


WHERERE

>>149292447
in the nude with open windows

a gentle breeze across you balls will soothe you to sleep in no time

why would anyone listen to these guys ideas around dota? nahaz is shit, draskyl is shit and this no name who sucked d ick to cast is shit

literally horrible opinions and super bias

>>149292615
Why the fuck would I need air conditioning when literally 48 weeks a year it's never above 10 C

I wish someone would stab nahaz

he plays unranked in 2016

>>149292827
Icefrog hates strength and agility heroes and jerks off to int heroes

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>>149292637
>tfw 20C is swimming and bare-top weather from where i live

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C U T E

>>149292827
it's because of how useful each stat is

agi gives attack speed and armor
str gives hp, hp regen, and
mana gives mana and mana regen

>>149292827
int is the worst stat
agi is the best stat
str is the most versatile stat

>>149292862

WHERE IS THE GAME

>>149292787
cm is not the dom type

>>149293065
Someone post his gf

>>149293058
I thought only bears were allowed to swim in Canuckistan.

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there are two things wrong with this picture, can you find them?

>>149293279
hyperX headphones, DXRacer chairs

>>149293279
>these swedes tilt their keyboards like they're playing csgo
>zfreek is stuck in his chair

>>149293279
They misspellt Navi's name on the poster and zfreek has his headphones on backwards

>>149292787
>Crystal Maiden will never cast frostbite on your scrotum

jdimsa

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Why are there so few fat dota pros?

>>149292204
Is that Milo?

>>149293527
Because dota pros don't earn enough to eat well

>>149291989
>34C
>hot

>>149293527
Because esports requiere dedication, discipline and self-control, things most fatties lack
t. fat guy

>>149293687
t. el peruANO...

>>149293527
no time for eat when gaman

>>149293073
>mana gives mana

>>149293852
And mana regen too bro

>>149293073
int amplifies spell damage now

Why are the good teams playing so late fuck off starladder

>>149293914
Because fucking slavs hosted it in the most commie place in the world: California.

>>149291989
>>149293687
>life in nordic country next to gulf stream
>winter/cold weather 11 months in a year
>1 month of tropical nights and torment
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp

>>149293914
Good teams played last week at The Summit

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>when the game is over but can't stop thinking about it
>Can't get out of my head all the things that went wrong there and how we should've been able to win

>tfw took a nap from midnight to 1.30 am so I could watch EG and Secret series

christ these hours

>>149294028
who was even there, I didn't watch

>>149293998
I know but why not play the upper bracket with the european teams and leave SEA and NA until late. Fuck off seriously .

>>149293852
>>149293904
s-s-stop guys
it was a typo

>>149294082
That's called learning from your mistakes anon.

>tier one Euro team losing to tier 4 NA team

lmao

>>149291202
remove kunkka start location
100 damage reduction slowly reducing to 50 at the duration's end
boom aghs fixed

>>149294082
this must be why so many people can't accept their mistakes, because mentally they cant deal with actually realising all their mistakes so they mental gymnastic their way into ooga booga posting

>>149294168
>F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
>tier one

>>149291327
rikis strength over bh is that he doesnt die in fights because of his ult, so he can keep dishing out smokes and diff charges or jumping on supports in the outline of the fight.

>>149294149
Because they are slavs and slavs are fucking inbreed retards.

>>149294095
that's my normal nap time

>>149294151
It's all just good fun, no harm intended :)

>>149294393
>high skill
shut up

>>149293527
Generally obesity is a poor/stupid people problem. Intelligent people don't have problems with self-control/delayed gratification, and therefore don't have problems with regulating their diets.

Obviously being a pro dota player requires some brainpower.

>>149294393
Windranger is not a turkey.

>>149294393
>high skill
>high skill
>high skill
>high skill
I could literally play any hero at your mmr and win at least 90% of my games

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>thirdie subhumans and yuropoors who can't afford AC complaining about temperatures

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Why do people hate Kelly?

>>149281407
I'm not him, but I'll play with you. I random every game, have around 2.5k hours, never touched ranked, and prefer using teamspeak. None of my dota friends are on and I really don't like solo-queuing without someone to talk to.

>>149294605
>big thick books
there has to be a play on words with cocks here that I'm not seeing
also she's an awful person

>>149294605
such subtle humble brag wow

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>>149294594
Of course I can't afford AC it's like 5k gold and does jackshit.

>>149294453
>>149294559
>implying half the games aren't very high school
>implying the high skill ones aren't b/c my Pheonix owns so hard the enemy team can't do anything

>>149294605
What happened to the father of Kelly's two kids? Asian fathers don't abandon their kids like niggers do.

>>149294559
High skill is lower 3k. These are people who at least understand the game well enough to not feed.
What do you have that would give you a 90% winrate with any old hero?

>>149294705
>breaking out oldschool gulagian memes like AC is for support
post youvoted

>>149294718
>very high school
Is that like college?

>>149294728
He plays carry for ehome

>>149294393
people above 2k just pick silencer or KotL against pheonix

>>149294605
>big thick books
Oh yeah, fucking right. Kelly fucking Milkies is sitting there flipping through classical history and/or STEM texts.
Her idea of a "big thick book" is probably a Feminist's quasi-marxist memoir about vagina pain.

>>149294745
The game understanding and reactions of a person that played his way to middle 5k.
I don't know if people have gotten better at 3k, but back when I was at that point they most certainly did not understand the game well enough to not feed, at least against me, and now I'd consider myself a good bit better than back then.

>be 5.5k
>play unranked when i want to mess around
>unranked mmr around 3.5k-4k
>feed and lose all the time
>never get flamed even though i'm feeding really hard
it's amazing how much people are blinded by mmr

>>149294837
More like art school

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finally proof that anime makes you worse at dota

>>149295140
all you have to do is look at EE

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shadow demon meta

for what reason

>>149294605
When I look at kelly I think "well read and serious person"

>slark 2: electric boogaloo

SWINDLEZ LOL
>walk around rosh pit for 10 seconds doing nothing
>waste ravage to try to save kunkka
lmfao

Slark confirmed winning arcana vote due to slavs

>pick support
>ally also picks support
>this is good because enemy has riki
>ally does not play support
>he plays jungle
>forced to spend all my shekels on wards and dust for team
>team surprised when I have 0 items

So This....is the power...of..NA...
...woah.....

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>Swindle choking the ravage

>>149294718
high skill is 3k you stupid fuck, winning 300 games in a row literally doesn't matter until you are at 5k

I am rather happy Yoky and Alohadance are playing together again.

I think that it is the combo I enjoy watching the most.

What do you guys think of Spirit breaker

>Drums on Hero X
>Drums in general
What's the point of that item ? It does fuck-all now

>>149295140
>Hunter X Hunter
Friends will win they like best anime

>>149295696
dogshit

Sup dee too gee
Remember last year when slavs made everybody upset by voting Void for remodel?
Well, guess who will win the arcana vote?

>NAHAZ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>FULL DAMAGE CONTROL MODE INCOMING

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>>149295602
Economic devastation of support complete
We are clear to engage 5v4 copy

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Which 2 teams will make it?

reminder chinks can only pick kunkka

>they quickly take down swindlez, no ravage for you
uhhhh are the casters even watching the game, swindlez died at ancients
same shit for draskyl who didn't see lotus orb before disruption

FRIENDS ARE IGNORING THE THROW ORDER

>>149295881
ehome and col most likely
col might choke though.

>>149295881
EHOME and Escape

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tf, sideways?

reminder that all kuro supporters are nonhuman 'lets

>>149296115
this is why they suck balls
fucking degenerates

>>149281390
white socks are bad, dirt and sweat shows to easily

>>149296115
When did you start playing video games anon?

people have been playing with keyboard on angle like that since probasbly the first quake/doom lans..

>>149295621
the skill rating isn't based on mmr, it is based on the game's stats

some ratings are typical for certain mmrs but they aren't definite

you can get a high skill game in 5k

the same way you can get a very high skill game in 1k

dipshit

>>149296276
lmao

>>149296242
kotor 2 was my first vidya
before that all I had were books

>>149296314
>be wrong
>IM SO AMUSED

>>149296379
D
E
A
D
G A M E

>wraith king losing to io

>>149296379
>didnt even include TI
lmao

>dat Killua

>>149296276
Really?
What stats exactly?
Movement, warding, stacks and the like?

>>149296276
are you fucking stupid? the skill rating is tied to average mmr nothing else, this is why some games have no skill rating because it couldn't identify enough mmr estimations (it needs 6 or 7)

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>you lost? it's your fault, don't blame your team. you should have played better

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>AMERICA

NA DOTA ON SUICIDE WATCH

>compleshitty
XD

>>149296534
wrong

>>149296514
gpm hd distribution

>>149296635
Kill yourself Khanzeal

lmao eurocucks getting wrecked by slavs

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Make America great again

>>149296783
>complexity
>yuros

hey guys i just found out axe and storm spirit aren't good heroes at contesting rosh huh makes you wonder doesn't it? turns out we lost cause of their aegis if only my team wasn't retarded and we contested it hahah