Spessmen on a spess station - /ss13g/

first for something

second for waifus

Third for x2 waifus in this thread

www.strawpoll.me/10797115

Vote for me!

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>>149269230
>Try to vote for the good waifus
>Get this shit
Come on now

>>149269230
I don't dabble much in the waifu business, but i somehow recognize over half of these names, where have things gone so wrong?

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1st for xeno ops

What happened to all the obese spacemen?
They were always cool guys.

Bring back the fatties.

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>>149269230
I only recognize like 3 of these names, how many did you make up?

also
>waifufagging

>>149269453
I like it

>>149269453
That's pretty cool, anon.

>>149269230
>that waifu with 0 votes

sad

>>149269230
You need to stop posting this until the person making the VN actually acknowledges it.
Never mind that people are now getting to vote twice and skew the polls.

>>149269453
Why is it called Scarf.psd? Did the project evolve over time?

>>149269453
Reinforcing the hookshot to turn it into a tentacle rape gun when

>>149269453
This looks dope as all hell! Is the F in the top left corner an indicator like the R for rev? Are we getting a new faction?

>>149269530
>I only recognize like 3
>Can't recognize all of the DREAM MEME TEAM and ashelicity

>>149269828
no it's just colors

>>149268960
>informative pic
>"Last time" is comprehensive and concise
>no [Embed]s
>unoriginal meme for edition

Overall 8/10, good job OP

>>149269828
Goliath plate color palette for fully upgraded miner armor

>>149269681
But that's dumb: the hide has nothing to do with the tenticles, you should use bodies of several hivelords to do that instead

>>149269230
> cyrr but not EVE-01
nigga wat

>>149269945
>>149269903
Oh, that would make sense, I didn't think this through!

>>149269453
YES-YES-bison.webm
MUH DICK

>>149269230
where's the one for husbandos?

>>149269847
I guess I just haven't played enough recently.

I don't really understand the obsession with static names in general. There are too many to keep track of, only a handful of them have ever been massive enough shitters to be memorable.

>>149270254
who cares

Managed to dig out a few piano and violin songs in some old D20 pastebins that don't appear in our or TG's lists. Gonna try a few and see if they work well.

>>149270339
>>149270254
stop this waifu/husbando madness

>>149270254
Give me a list of husbandos, I'll code it

>>149270901
If you don't know the husbando names, then don't sully the list, you cur.

>>149270254
>>149270339
>>149270698
>>149270901
>>149271057
http://www.strawpoll.me/10797147
Bakas.

>>149271247
What an awful list

>>149271503
It is lacking some husbandos. Did Infoman play before the time of waifuing? What was his character even?

>>149271503
I know, right?

>>149271247
holy shit that list is awful

>>149271503
Who's missing?

>>149271745
4/5 of those names arent husbando tier
> didnt even named rambling maniac
> but you have bob the pyromancer

>>149269230
How many more times do I need to vote?

>>149271745
Old Blind Blackburn and Robert Graymont to name a few

>>149271745
Me

>>149272118
Who?

>>149272185
Me

>>149272185
if I wanted to shill myself I'd already be on the list

>>149272404
Isn't it "If I wanted to shill myself, I would have already been on the list"?

>>149272185
Jeremy Tatsuya robotics extronidare

>>149271247
>Hime Kizuna
>Husbando
Hime is a girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl, baka.

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>>149269453
Now that's the shit, anon.

Seconded

>>149269453
>CS3

Why do you do this to yourself

>>149271745
Raymond Ray

This waifu thing is as disgusting as catbeasts
Not like it make me incredibly mad like some of you shitters think it does
But its quite disgusting
Not that you can't do it
I don't think autists are not allowed to shit on their beds and stuff too

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>>149271247
>not on the list

>>149269058
>>149269179
i thought you guys were fags until i found a waifu of my own

>>149272492
They're the same except yours is in past tense

>>149273781
Yeah, they're good shit.
And abundant, too.
Can't run down the halls without bumping into one.

>>149273781
Same desu. I thought waifu posting was incredibly annoying until my waifu appeared

>>149273793
Doesn't it have to be that way though? I was taught that the first sentence being in past tense sends the following sentence's tense further in the past. What does the "I'd" even translate to? It's supposedly "I had" in some cases, but this time "I would" fits much better

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>>149269230
>see her name
>vote for her, worried nobody else picked her
>so many other people picked her
>who are these people

>>149273062
It's actually a boy pretending to be a girl.

>>149273896
Love can bloom on a spess battlefield.

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>>149269453
Hell of a lot cooler than my attempt.

>>149273964
who?

>>149271247
Rail's not even on here, did you even try?

>>149274048
Yours looks like a pajama, but it's a good attempt!

>>149274079
(You)

>>149274137
wanna go out?

>>149274137
hit me up on byond <3

>>149274229
Sure.

>>149274095
Rail is female therefor not a husbando.

>>149269230
>loads of people voted for me despite me being a horribly incompetent and unrobust player

>>149273894
it really makes me think whether so many girls would actually be into SS13 in the first place

But i won't think about that right now

>>149274415
Who needs to be robust when you got BUST?

>>149274415
that's okay, i suck at chemistry but people give me a pass because i'm cute.

my chemist character is a boy

>>149274530
i can name 9 off the top of my head
just l2chickcheck

>>149274671
>cute
C U T E!

>>149274762
Please do

>>149274762
how

>>149274540
>>149274671
My character isn't cute and has small titty

>>149274851
>implying I don't love pettanko

who are you

>>149274851
>not cute
>small tits

Pick one

>>149274762
Teach me your secrets.

>>149274851
>>149274671
>cute
>breast sizes
this is getting out of fucking hand, holy shit, stop

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>>149274671

>>149275071
Yeah, if the tiddy are so big they get out of hand, they aren't cute.

>>149275186
I know all the mixes by heart at this point but the units always throw me off. Thanks!

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>>149275186
>>149275317
>posting the wrong one

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You guys are getting out of hand spoilering (You)s instead of waifu names.
It upsets me, because I'm the cutest waifu to have walked this Station and I KNOW you're talking about me, Dio!

>>149274809
b____________
m_____
p__________
g______
s________
k_________
r________
yahir

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>>149275317
no problem. i've also made an enhanced version for myself.

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>>149275213
STOP

>>149275442
>My thing I made got posted again
I like it

>>149275485
DEA is an alright waifu.

>>149275564
Aha! I suspected bmpgskry from the start!

>>149275714
That looks a lot like beepsky...
Could Old Officer Beepsky be the one and true waifu?

>>149275564
>not on here
Thank you.

>>149276009
doesn't mean you're not on my radar ;)

So, been doing research on the radiation nonsense, and it's not as bad as was previously thought

altered = max((((effect - (effect*(getarmor(null, "rad")/100))))/(blocked+1)),0)

With getarmor being null, it gets the average radiation protection among all your covered bodyparts (So, a biosuit would cover hands, arms, chest, groin, feet, legs, with the biohood covering your head and mouth)

So, with rigs covering ARMS|LEGS|FULL_TORSO (6 slots), and biosuits covering ARMS|LEGS|FULL_TORSO|FEET|HANDS (8 slots), we can assume that if you're in a rig, it takes the radiation protection of your magboots and insulated gloves into account

A regular rig suit and regular rig helmet both have a rad protection of 80, whereas magboots and insulated gloves do not have any rad protection

So, (80+80+80+80+80+80+80+80+80+0+0)/11 (assuming that each arm and each leg is an individual section) means you're only getting about 65% rad resistance in a full normal rig

So, the problem isn't that rigs need more rad resistance, it's that you need some rad-resistant gloves and shoes/magboots

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>ERP is bannable now
what the fuck? what happened to this shitstation

>>149276884
ERP has been bannable for a long time, if not always
But they are much more strict about it than they used to be

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>>149276884
>Now

>>149276884
>>149276996
at least forced genderswapping isn't bannable

>>149277018
go away with your DBZ posting killete

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>>149277490
>Only one person at a given time can like DBZ

>>149277610
we know it's you

>>149277646
Killy-poo doesn't even consider the Buu saga canon

Is the ComradeVentink something you can only get off the Commie Station or can Cargo order it?

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imagine releasing this shit onto the station

>>149277931
there is one on the vox outpost on deff. I assume it came from there.

reica, how did you fail? i saw the rcd in your backpack, unless it was a RPD.

>>149269453
Make that the finally of putting the plates on

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>>149271745
Percy Hall.

>>149277970
why contain it

>>149277970
I have, in the form of arachnogenesis

It was even worse
So much worse

Fun facts about the petting zoo
>Total ticket sales, 100 credits. (Isaac came in twice)
>Lisa was killed 4 times and revived 3 times
>Our prize exhibit, the Spessius Comdomius requested a mate, a request we did fufill

>>149277272
Requesting that screenshot of the guy that got banned from TG for genderswapping someone as an antag because that's considered rape.

>>149277761
only kill would know that

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>>149278164
bannu plus if i were antag i would of released cyber horrors
>>149278278
>mfw Lisa is one of the mobs gold slime monsters target

>>149278414
Except somebody who's played DU with him on the Discord.

>>149274415
You're adorably unrobust naomi

>HoS was a bro and let me keep my Durand instead of confiscate it
>in exchange i made 2 gygax to security
woah, really weird to find a HoS that isn't a pain in the dick to roboticists

>>149278567
what's du

>>149278125
dunno, but it doesn't really matter

the far more disappointing thing was the big fancy plasma bomb I stole was a DUD

>>149278670
It was a tester I never got to test, dealio nerd. Shoulda grabbed me earlier when I was chucking those 8.5 devs into space and blowing Isaac's mind with my autistic set up.

>>149278649
Dumb BYOND DBZ game

>>149278649
dragon universe
there's more games than SS13 on BYOND

>>149278609
>Durand
It's shit.

>>149278849
>>149278896
how does it play?

>>149278471
>would of

>>149278603
Thank you, I just choke under any pressure.

>>149279140
>BYOND
Poorly

>>149279013
i like the durand design
even thought gygax is better because of the speed , i still enjoy the durand for it's simple look
we also didn't had phazom or bananium for honk or phazom mechs

>>149279140
Basically everybody is valid and you can be a total dick to them, but you have to be much stronger than them through various training methods, primarily punching somebody else repeatedly.

>>149269385
Underrated post

>>149278352
I second this request.

>>149279197
That's because you have next to no combat experience. Stop playing detective and play officer and go out of your way to get into situations that demand you be robust or die. You'll die a lot, but so did I, and so did everyone else. Sooner or later you lose the combat shakes and even killing half the station becomes routine.

t. most robust sec officer

>>149275621
>painkillers
>ever

>making spaceacillin when you already have more than plenty in the dispensers roundstart
>not just curing the virus super fast

>mutagen causing mutations when injected
>mutagen not useful for genetics
shit

>>149279235
>tfw Durand is so cool
>tfw it's so shit

your friendly reminder not to build the Durand unless there are xenos or an away mission

hey why does my screen look like a disco

i recently reinstalled byond but it's fully updated, it worked fine before this

>>149279398
AND THEN AN ADMIN WITH HIS BLOOD RED BATTLE AURA, DUAL KATANAS/BUSTER SWORDS ON HIS BACK, AND TRENCHCOAT TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU AND KILLS YOU WHILE A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE MIDI PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND

>>149279197
You're great just the way you are!

Yo, I had a small issue. I wanna play this game, but Byond will not move beyond a background process.
I'm not finding anything on google. Any of you guys have this problem? I've tried running as admin.

>>149279674
I don't play the game enough now for that and when I do I want to play what I enjoy most which isn't security officer.

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>>149279883

>>149280195
Have you tried reinstalling
You probably have but still

>>149280195
Click on Byond in your system tray and click "open byond"

>>149280380
Thanks my nig

>>149279883
Why not neko sugar girls.

>>149280498
because I was going off my own experience with BYOND DBZ games

Where can I find a radio transmitter?

>>149280818
maint near the bar, dj station, centcomm.

>(MANUAL BAN) You live by shariah, you die by shariah. You can appeal after two months.

explain

>>149281046
muslim gimmick on extended gone too far late night when no admins were on

>>149280498
What is a neko sugar girl? Ima need you to post one.

Which admin do you want to deadmin

>>149281216
Mrpain666
it worked

>>149281216
REMOVE CELT

>>149281216
Myself

>>149279197
Maybe you can choke on this dick lmao

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>>149281216
Nuke and I have never gotten along and I greatly disagree with his passiveness toward retarded names and memes in IC. This shit used to be a no-warning permanent ban.

>>149281216
jonnathan, doobiedoo and justsumguy

>>149281605
That name in the image looks like it could be a normal name if edited slightly.

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Remember, kids: stun, lethal, lethal, lethal.

>>149281491
When and where?

>>149281491
solarious is already choking on someone's dick tho

>>149281195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pupTowgpVVo

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>>149281842
It's still an AYY LMAO joke on a Grey.

>>149282058
I'll PM u on discord bb

>>149282032
>people still don't know how to taze-n-laze

>>149279883
>not playing on an adminless DU server

>>149282164
Okay, I await your message.

>>149282139
Them being a grey was not shown. Being a grey with that name is haram.

>know the flavortext of someone
>examine that person randomly
>it doesn't has the flavortext
>valid him because ling
>i didn't got bannu
remove flavortexts when?, that shit is too good for ling tests

>>149282705
But you automatically get any flavour texts of people you succ and change to after. It's been that way for a long time now
Why are you shitposting 4noraisen?

>>149282705
muh snowflakes

>>149282990
That's not true!

>>149282705
Flavour text does not persist after cloning THE MORE YOU KNOW

>>149276298
Evaluating radiation sources

The singularity has a 15% chance to proc an event, 1 of which is application of radiation and toxins

Radiation given is radiation = round(((src.energy-150)/50)*5,1)

The radio transmitter, however, applies radiation EVERY TICK, 150 radiation per tick depending on distance and wire multiplier (There's a wire that doubles radiation output)

Radstorms do radiation in bursts (A set amount of radiation that hits everybody at the same amount) between 15 to 25 rads per tick for 15 ticks

Radium gives you 2xReagents effect multiplier

Supermatter applies radiation as var/rads = (power / 10) * sqrt(1/(max(get_dist(l, src), 1)))

I haven't checked any of the guns yet, just posting now before my computer crashes

How does one hack the jukebox so it plays Syndie radio? Can you still do that?

>>149283516
You need to get it to fucking work first

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You've heard it here folks, collect your valids!

>>149283516
You can but it's a minigame, one I don't ever care to play. The wiki elaborates on it.
Just emag the fucking thing if you can.

>>149283516
You can, this should help.
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Hacking#Jukebox

>>149283619
You must be 18 years old to post on this website.

>>149283649
>>149283624
Thanks. Also is there any way to broadcast the bar jukebox through the rest of the station, the same way the DJ station can?

Does the bar jukebox have a frequency boombox's can tune to?

>>149283619
>ZARGES shilling
dont buy into the hype, all those fuckin things do is pressure cook their contents in shipping and get bent.

>>149283735
>I DIDN'T FIND THAT FUNNY, HE MUST BE UNDERAGE

>>149284025
link it to the transmitter, activate the transmitter, maybe deal with the heat if thats not broken again (I've seen it being walled off in a 1x1 room without overheating) and don't forget that thing spews radiation.
Then you tune the speakers on the wall to the right frequency for the transmitter.
Simple really.

Cool powergayman tip:
if you are an assistant, use a yellow jumpsuit+hardhat or hazard vest to make peoples think you are a enginner or a nigga who wants to build stuff them they'll not threat you like a greytiding asshole

>>149284289
If i ever see an engineer not in their suit and they aren't fresh off the shuttle I'm going to be suspicious as fuck.

>>149284025
There should be a transmitter in the maint above botany and under the solars, you connect the jukebox and the transmitter through a multitool and choose a frequency to transmit the music on.
Don't forget radiation resistant clothing.

>>149284289
>Losing faith in your jumpsuit
Get out

>>149284369
i don't wear my suit unless i'm doing things

>>149284450
You're a real weirdo. Might as well be naked without the suit.

>>149284289
wanna hear the craziest shit ever

This works in real life, too. Even better if you carry a clipboard

>>149284775
Shit man the RL meta is so fucked. Clipboards are OP as shit. Shirt + Tie + Clipboard needs to be fucking nerfed, seriously.

>>149284775
>carrying a clipboard
>in spess
>expecting people to take you seriously

I don't think so

>>149284935
>ss13 is real life
nigga what

"Tastes like there might be some ephedrine, cat drugs, epinephrine, lipolicide, toxic slurry, psilocybin, george melonium, krokodil, corn syrup, fluorine, tetrahydrocannabinol, omnizine, sulfur, chlorine triflouride, glowing slurry, carpet, hairgrownium, egg, capsaicin, lithium, nicotine, morphine, radium, methamphetamine, gravy, potash, space cleaner, prions, silicate, ectoplasm, jenkem, oil, partially hydrogenated space-soybean oil, cyanide, lysergic acid diethylamide, ash, unstable mutagen, moonshine, swedium, histamine, space drugs, embalming fluid, bath salts, uranium, phlogiston, El Diablo chili, ketamine, crank, meat slurry, toxin, porktonium, atrazine, triplepiss, saltpetre, Bo Jack Daniel's, napalm goo, aluminium, sulphuric acid, super hairgrownium, sodium thiopental, grave dust, monosodium glutamate, chlorine and compost in this."

Why is goon bartending so fun.

I have an idea to curb waifushit.
Whitelist female gender.
To get whitelisted, you must show an admin your tits and a timestamp.
So the only females will be trannies and fat neckbeards
I just want to have an Admin go nuclear from seeing one too many mantits.

ban deity

>>149285275
Done.

>>149285354
thanks

>>149285214
You're an idiot.

Half our admins couldn't give a shit about tits, male or female.

>>149285214
>Become female from gender surgery or genetics every round

>>149286440
the tits are just the proof anon

>>149281216
Dylan because he's literally /devilish/ tier and gets away with it.
Only colab status coders should be given admin rights

>>149271247
Where's the silicon version?

>>149286694
And the MoMMI version?

>>149286859
MoMMIs are silicons.

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>>149285214
>implying

>>149287247
oh. right.

why changelings can give the succ to dead niggas but you can't facehug a dead niggas as a xenomorph?
as far as i know all his internal organs are still on his body

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>That round

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it's fun working with all of the waifus in medbay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

>Tfw admins will never give you 10 explosive implants as clown so you can be a walking talking nuke

>lasers don't appear in space

How the fuck am I supposed to know if my aim is good or if it needs to be corrected

FUCK this

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>notice that the clown was husked ages after he was put into morgue
>no green light
>medbay that round

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Post pictures of space stations

>>149281605
People with names like Dick Phallus are valid, aren't they?

>>149281759
doobie is a good admin and i like him

>>149288432
What about rambling maniac?

>it's a we pretend to be hardcore RPers that give a shit whether or not someone chooses a silly name as a joke thread

wew

>>149288598
Sure, I'd go for it. If the name is "adjective noun", I'd say it's definitely nonsense, I'd say it's okay, if just the last name were a dictionary word, like Bucket, but first names are not to be messed with

Medium RP week when?

>>149288914
no
o

>>149288701
It's not that actually. If you aren't a hardcore RPer, you won't care enough about your name to try and defend something along the lines of "Burning Man", claiming it's a normal name where you come from. You'll just change it and go on robusting. Better yet, if you want some trouble, become valid by making a name, that practically challenges people to valid you.

>>149288914
Another purge weekend when?

>>149288914
I'd vote for it.

>>149285214
fund it

did that shitter purge ever happen, or was it just scare tactics to get people to behave slightly better

>>149288914
Only if followed by a day of purge.

>>149289451

scare tactics

>>149289489
Seems fair.

>we still have end of round griff
>we still have meme names

>>149290008
End of round griff is the only time you can practice and become more robust without worrying about being removed for an entire round.

>>149290008
Memes are always on the people.

End-round griff is harmless.

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>>149288914
>courtroom bombings and shitty elim events week when

>>149290008
End of round griff is fine when it is the players and not admins unleashing bears and blowing everything up.

>>149290236
>elim events
>shitty
Anyway he's dead

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We need more dramatic traitors.

>>149290397
I had two really good ideas for traitor that I wanted to put into play, but I forgot them. I'm gutted.

>>149290335
Great! Great news.

>>149290397
I have a few ideas but I gotta get robust enough to do them.

This is important, please vote.

www.strawpoll.me/10811088

>>149291035
What would the difference between medium RP and right now even be? Getting banned for knowing things not related to your job?

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>>149291295
A clusterfuck of admin intervention. It's never worked before and it won't work now

>>149291035
fucking hell i hate that "click till images stop" captcha CAUSE IT GOES ON FOR FUCKING EVER

>>149291035
>proxypoll
lol

>>149291295
Getting banned for saying "WEW" and "Valids" in IC. Also getting banned for having meme names like AYYLMAO jokes or being named Spurde O'Sparde, which should be bannable in the fucking first place but the admins don't want to ban all the underage people that give the server the population it has.

>>149290008
>end of round griff
>bad

https://baystation12.net Here you go anon, this might be more to your speed

>>149290462
Did you legitimately not like elim?

>>149291686
No mate you literally just have a stick up your ass because you're a retarded jaded spessman that can't take a break so that he can remember it's just a game

It's likely that you're a mentally ill depressant, which is exactly why you just can't let go. Sorry about that.

>>149291916
found the meme spewer

>>149291689
not even CM allows end of round griff its a 3 hour no warning ban

>>149292191
because cm admins are ban happy and autistic

>>149292191
Holy shit nobody cares about Colon Marines why do you cunts keep bringing it up?

>>149292162
Not even, you're just the worst part of our playerbase. You need to get gone for the good of all of us, but you never leave.

>>149291035
>no flaccid RP option

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>>149291916
>you dont like my stanky maymays so you must be depressed
You must be 18 years old to post on this website.

>>149292268
Clown Marines is fun, but it's definitely not something the server should strive to be. The players and admins are all shit.

>>149292341
>reading comprehension

you might want to get yourself checked for autism, because you may be genuinely retarded

Fucking wizards man

tell me your genetics secrets

>Wizard makes a good amount of the crew slimes
>It's all I have ever wanted and more as chaos happens from it
Das it mane.

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>>149292341
>He says all of this while posting two of the shittiest memes ever to crawl on this Earth

>>149292537
>slime half the crew as xenobio
>they just complain and try to do their jobs as a slime
It's not fair.

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>>149290397
Ambidex round when

>>149292493
spray unstable mutagen on a monkeyman to know all the bad genes and get your job done in 15 minutes while you stroke your dick on hallways while invisible with x-ray vision, hulk, cryokinesis, telekynesis, small frame, mind reading, skeleton and jumping around

I want to map a space vault give me ideas.

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>>149292463
The problem with colonial marines is that the coders and admins care too much about MUH BALANCE and appeasing the russian faggots that only play xeno and not punishing dipshits on the ground team.

>WAHHH BAN HE I DIE AS XENO HE METAGAMING BAN HE BAN HE
>lol i only engineer i dont know how to fix generator its only a game calm down

>>149292869
>how to fix generator
you mean the engine on the planet?

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>>149292493
you can inject a single block instead of all blocks, so don't care if other blocks get >801 when trying to raise a specific block.

take a clean monkeyman near you and inject him any power you find as single blocks, at the end you will have his dna with all powers only and no defects.

to try a block don't wait for it to be above DAC, just >801 is fine; if it's a defect it will manifest 100% of the times anyway, if nothing happens when you inject it on yourself it means that it's a power.

>>149292841
how much mutagen?

>>149293481
Two spray bottles full and set to spray 5 units instead of ten.

>>149293481
i gave you the secret, it ain't hard to figure how much you need, just keep scanning the monkeyman while using

>>149291901
Never said that.
I just hate bus.

>>149294146
I-I don't understand what either options mean.

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>>149294146

>>149294146
Excuse me?

Vote!

www.strawpoll.me/10811403

>>149294650
None.

>>149294650
>You're not even included in the sec only waifu poll
Why go on living

>>149294650
This is dumb
they'd never compete they support and take care of each other through everything

>>149294650
>>>>>>>>>>>>trinity

This a serious and non meme poll.

www.strawpoll.me/10811608

Actual really serious poll for patricians
http://www.strawpoll.me/10811642

>>149294650
>trinity has more votes than caleigh

Caleigh is literally the only good waifu here, because she actually acts like a human being instead of a robot with only one or two set emotions.

>>149297106
>robot
>with emotions

???

>>149297106
I act like a real human. I'm grounded in reality and full of real world problem

>>149297437
>I'M A TOTAL BITCH
>LIKE TOTALLY GUISE
>GUYS IM A BITCHL IKE FUK YOU

You do not at all act like a real human bean.

>>149297538
I'm not a bitch...

>>149297689
You're Trinity, correct?

If so, you are a gigantic fucking bitch and I detest ever having you in sec at the same time as me. I'd rather have Naomi 'Meatshield' Brooks than you.

>>149297689
Yes, Trinity, you sometimes are

>>149297538
Show us on the doll where the officer hurt you

>>149297538
>not cracking their hard outer shell and getting to the sweet person inside

>>149297786
If it was Trinity she'd be using PSG images
It probably ain't trinity

What's the easiest way to open locked supply crates without having the ID?

>>149297869
There is no sweet person inside. There's just a gigantic, bitchy bitch. She's not even a stronk muscley bitch, she's noodley and weak. Literally no redeeming qualities, gimme Caleigh or Naomi any day.

>>149297979
emag

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A CARP

>>149282032
Four egun lasers to crit an unarmoured human.

>>149297786
>>149297841
I'm not trinity..

>Naomi Brooks
You merged two whyfoos there buddy

>>149297979
many ways actually. for big crates IED's emitters or just kicking the shit out of them. for small lockboxes 30u buckets or water potasium works great

>tfw got my valids

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>just wanted to have a quiet mining round
>bleed to death surrounded by goliaths

>>149297979
IED an emitter open, then use that to open up everything else. Use this power wisely, because many have been banned in the past for non-antag guncargo.

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Anyone ever run into this bug before? I had an empty inventory slot that looked full, and the image would hover there even when I closed my inventory.

>>149292848
A vault that contains science items, like a research pod. It would contain disks for maxing research in all areas, 20 phazons sheets, and other stuff desired my science.

>>149296919
>All those jealous people
Lmao

>>149298115
you usually get banned if you start shooting sec when they get pissed that your armory is bigger than theirs. Just use non lethals or play the french card when sec comes knocking

>>149292848
20 H.O.N.Ks

>>149298087
Williams, Brooks, all the same thing. You're both Meatshield detective players.

>>149298258
>detectives
>meatshields

You do know how detective works as a role ri-
Oh wait, no one really does but Naomi
Nevermind, keep shitposting.

>>149298147
sometimes 2 inventories from 2 different containers open at the same time, so you see all items from both inventories. maybe this is the case.

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>Be captain
>Wizards
>Change the AI's laws and go hunting
>Get staff of changed into a borg immediately
>Become Ex-Captain Sec Borg
>Run around kicking wizard ass, telling jokes for crew morale, and helping the AI
> Fight a Xeno in space and get stuck in a hilarious stand off as we just both float there unable to hurt one another
>eventually get rescued and continue keeping the station safe
What a round, i should do borg more often, especially when the laws aren't asimov.

>>149292848
a single dead nuke op in space with a few tiny 2x2 sized asteroids near him surrounded by space carp

>>149292848
vox trader vault. Needs Vox access to open.
Has lots of goodies for trading.

>>149298258
I'm way better than fucking Mallory Brooks, you take that back right now kiddo.

>>149298087
then don't worry, you're likely not a bitch

>>149298513
Nah senpai, you're pretty bad. At least Mallory roleplayed, you don't even do that. Detective is literally the one sec job that encourages it and you don't do it at all.

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>tfw MoMMI destroys your corridor into your ghetto arrivals greeting room

>>149296919
misses the "what the hell is an IPC" option

>>149298713
Another shitty bay Furfag race, it's shit.

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>>149298583
>detective encourages roleplay
>not hunting down the boring ass stealth green texters for sweet salt

>it's a Little Bro is an AI round

You're my favorite AI player, you actually really improve my mood in the rounds that you're in

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>>149298432
>He doesn't know how to move in space as a secborg

>>149298846
>furfag
Aren't they robots?

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>>149298846
>Literally a robot with a tv screen head is Furfag

>>149298583
I do, not much though.

It's not needed as Detective, the scanner finds everything and nobody likes cooperating with security anyway. I do my job and catch antagonists, that's all anybody needs from the detective and saying I need to role play too to be good at the job is just stupid.

>>149298948
I couldn't just leave the Xeno there unwatched could I?

>>149298924
Little bro is actually an incredibly shit AI and I cringe whenever he plays

>>149298846
>robots
>furfags

>>149299116
And that requires you to sit in that stuck position?

>>149298924
>>149299118
1 / 2 isn't so bad

REMINDER
Bay is the superior server to /vg/.
Bay has;
>better code
>better coders
>better races
>better lore
>better players
>better gameplay
>better antagonists
>better rules
>better community
>better roleplay

/vg/ has;
>meme filled, ancient code with a mishmash of idiotic features
>self serving coders
>'wyci we will add it'
>shitheaded players
>terrible races
>no lore
>stale gameplay
>uncreative antagonists
>horrid, toxic community
>little to no roleplay
>vague, admin-serving rules

/vg/ is on par with TG for quality; Bay and Polaris are superior in every aspect.

>>149299260
Please PLEASE stop playing until you know how to both quickly respond to requests and learn your laws.

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>>149299401
>>/trash/

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>>149299401
Have you considered most of us enjoy eating shit and playing the most out dated code of all ss13 when we play on this server?

>>149299401
>implying there's anything wrong with a WYCI we will add it policy

Fuck off Baybie

>>149299507
I do quickly respond to requests and I do follow my laws. The only time I don't respond quickly is when I'm following orders given to me over PDA or on department channels.

>>149299507
Maybe you should stop being so demanding and learn a little patience?

>>149299401
well stay over there then, while both slowly fester away like the ugly pimples on the community they are.

>>149299870
>implying Bay and Polaris aren't the best servers the community has

Oh, you're a hippie player, aren't you?

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>>149299401
hi kolith

>>149298350
How do detectives work as a role?

>first time bomberman
>a sudden rush of wind knocks me over
>bomb dispenser blows up
Well what do I do now?

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>>149300030