/ink/ - Splatoon General

>>149253686
>From July 30-31, the tournament Squid Storm will be held in Chicago, and will be streamed! Check out the details here: https://smash.gg/tournament/squidstorm-2016/details

fuck off

>>149253686
thank you again for fixing the links!
nice op image, too

can someone repost the bingo card?

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goodnight callie
i fucking hate you

I'm getting some fucking shitty teammates,
fuck you mega brony

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>>149254041
it's been fun

>head to town at 2 in the morning to pick up a frozen pizza and other snacks/drinks
>get home at 3am
>start getting stuff ready
>realize im 30 years old
>fall asleep
>now 10:30 am
>the glory hours are now gone from splatfest forever and I will never experience late night splatfest while drunk as everyone around me including myself rushes for max rank

>people using rapid blasters
>going 2-9
Thanks guys. Real credit to team.

>>149254309
Quality post

>>149254128
I got the center row

^_^ I'm going to find you and fucking kill you 10 times like you just did.
we were winning the whole fucking match how did we lose the last ten seconds

It's been pretty even so far for me, last match we even won with exactly 50.0%

>aeroshitter with 0/5 k/d
aaargh

I'm gonna miss these night maps, they're so cool looking.

>>149254309
iktf
>want to stay up until the fest starts
>lay down in bed for cozy shitposting
>end up falling asleep with the lights on and my clothes and watch on
>wake up
>eyes hurt
>wrist hurts
>back hurts
fuck me

>>149255220
same exact thing happened to me

>>149254436
Dont get old.

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Damn

>last second comeback
>it's un and not them
yes

Hell's bells, I need a "I can't see squit" macro, because I'm apparently unable to hit anything at the moment.

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does anyone have some good dual squelcher images

2 (two) fucking saboteurs in the team, ffs I'm getting salty.

ggs niccolo! not sure if you even browse this thread anymore, though
sorry about the squidbag... I couldn't help myself

>>149255790
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=%E3%83%87%E3%83%A5%E3%82%A2%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B9%E3%82%A4%E3%83%BC%E3%83%91%E3%83%BC&abt=y

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>46.0% - 46.1%

Nuts. At least it was a mirror.

>>149255790

I'm getting paired up often with the same people, in my team and the one I'm against.

>>149255934
People just standing at spawn?

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>>149256046
thank you!

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>tfw both Splatooniverse AND splatapi.ovh are shutting down their sites after Splatfest because they no longer play

Splatoon is really dying, huh? ;_;

Will splatoon.ink die soon too?

fucking hate that my team can't do fuck shit when I die.

>>149256870
Literally who AND Literally who

I wish I could git gud at charging, it's so much fun when you're doing well.

Also where have all the Callie players gone?

>>149256972
Yourope is mostly Callie? America is mostly Marie?

how the fuck did this guy manage to get 0/5 with the fucking dynamo

>>149256870
I've never heard or either of those sites. care to give an explanation?

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>>149254128
So far.

I like to do a quick double 180 to throw a sprinkler behind me first thing on kelp, makes me feel mlg.

>>149254128
what's squid party?

>last splatfest
>remember nintendo ruined splatfests by adding matchmaking to it
>regular games are filled with samefag tryhard japs

good riddance to bad rubbish

>>149257636
Everybody squidbagging and booyahing and not fighting.

Is this the first time the splatfest shirt has been a hoodie? They best be selling these.

>>149257909
What? It's not a hoodie.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHWRW NOT GOING TO FUCKING WIN
WHEN THE
EARO
THE AEROMEME LEECH FUXKING ROACH FAGGIT
IS FUCKING ASS DEEP IN OUR TIRF
GET THE FUUCK OBER HER
E
CMON CMON

FUCK YOU "BigGamer" b

So is Marie more popular in higher ranks? I only just started playing but I'm S+ and my only games have been Marie mirrors.

>>149258028
>making yourself miserable by playing

i played five games and lost all five

and decided fuck it

like i said before ever since match making was added to splatfests, their quality fell off of a fucking cliff

it was better when they mixed all of the players together

>>149257962
Oh, I'm just seeing things because of the ink pack blending in.

How's everyone doing? Just reached royalty for Callie.
Seemed like 80% win-rate on my end. Is that the general vibe for Team Callie so far?

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>>149258124
I'm having numerous Callie mirrors too.
It's really tied up right now as far as I can tell, there are some powerful Marie players in S+.

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Callie fans you disappoint me and the object of your affections. The 2nd last match before getting King I played against hackers. Sliding around the stage at unusual speeds and over enemy ink. It's all that much sweeter that we beat them

>>149258305
That seems to be about right.

>>149258305
The 1200s were hell. Everything after i won 3/4 the time

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I wish I could keep this shirt.

>>149258212
not ninty's fault you're a shitter
that shit post of mine is describing one loss potions several wins.
>another loss
perhaps I spoke too soon
still having a blast, though, win or loss. these calliefags are top notch

>>149258443
Bullshit. I've ran into a few sliding, and teleporting, Marie fans. You're just like Marie. No honor.

>>149258305
same for me though there are have been some really fucking shitty players in my team fro time to time

>>149256870
good

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>>149258443
>>149258820
Please don't fight!

>>149258805
You're the only constant.

>decide to take an elitre and see if I get towers
>yup, lock down mid from the meme position
>no opponents even leave their turf
>lose 35.2% - 50.7%

What the fuck.

Marie fans are a bunch of SAVAGES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oEWA7UglB4

>>149258305
I had atleast 65% winchance as mariefag

fucking shitters in my team, how the fuck did we lose when I annihilated the whole enemy team twice.

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>>149259224
Noooo, Marie is cute!

>>149259434
Callie is sweet.

>>149259365
they respawned?

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>>149259052
what are you trying to imply?
all these wins can't be because of me alone. I have to give these calliefags credit

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i'm not sure if i can finish this and play splatfest without fucking up my wrist really badly
how are the matches in A+?

>>149258820
Or both sides are shitting in up since ot's the final waifu war

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>>149259495
Marie is also sweet!

>>149259679
>Marie
>sweet
She's a bitch.

>>149259545
Well this is a step from the usual cute stuff. Still, stunning.

Dunno about the lower ranks, but S+ is pretty even.

I went into this Splatfest expecting to play my favorite maps, but I just keep getting Moray every single round. Fuck this, I'm done.

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Be honest, /ink/.

Callie team is not doing well, is it?

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>>149259762
Only in America! Everywhere else she is lovely!

>>149260018
No not really
Team Marie is kinda murdering them

>>149260018
I've lost 2 of my matches against Calliefags because one of them gets behind us and we end up losing in the last 30 seconds. And of course it's on Moray so we can't get anywhere in a reasonable amount of time.

>>149259545
I'm A and it's been pretty even for me.

>>149260018
I'm doing great. I have losses here and there, but all the Marie teams I'm fighting have less than 1700 power while mine have more.

>>149260018
Please keep in mind you are split up into brackets. what is your power/rank?

>dc from the dream team
I'm gonna miss those two brush fags
>>149260018
I'm doing absolutely beautifully. every loss felt like it was partly my fault

>3 rollers on my team
>3 aeromeme on their team
>we still lose
shitters...

>>149260228
I still haven't turned on the game.

S+.

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>just want to play splatfest all day
>friends want to go to some douchey restaurant and spend lots of money

>>149260749
You have all day tomorrow, too.

>>149260749
Go to the restaurant. eat Octopus
Feel better

>>149259890
thanks, although this isn't the first time i've drawn something a bit different https://booru.splatoon.ink/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=103
>>149260135
sweet, i've tried asking my cousins who are in B- and C-, but neither of them have played yet

>>149260018
I had more wins than losses. So, I think Callie is doing great.

>>149260883
Wooow... what is it meant to be?

>>149260796
>>149260882
Excellent points.

I'm gonna hang out until I get a good solid win though, this losing streak is depressing.

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>all these AYO signs in European fest

What the fuck France

>>149260883
>*Madoka witch dungeon sound effect*

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>>149260018
Team Callie is doing pretty well in the Bs and low As from what i can see. Don't know about the S ranks though.

>>149261081
Ayo and Oly have both better names and better dialogue than Callie and Marie.

I'm A- and Callie is doing pretty good, we still lose from time to time, but only because I didn't meet my dream team yet.

MARIE'S SOFT TUMMY

>>149261178
I keep losing to Callie teams in S+ because I keep getting clowns using brushes or jet squelchers and it ends up putting 15-1600 squads against 1800s.

>>149256870
Splatoon 2 on NX will save us.

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>comm error

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>get behind enemy lines on warehouse
>notice 3 dead and respawning
>zap 83, fully charged ready to go
>perfect time to ambush
>sitting in waiting
>suddenly two people decides to super jump to me
>location given away
>kraken early
>nope pinned in corner
>super jump away
>other two died instantly
FUCK OFF???? TEAM CALLIE??

>>149261407
> brushes

I'm so sorry. I wouldn't wish that upon any mariefag.

>>149261407
Inkbrush is fucking amazing in Turf War, especially on these open, flat maps. Dat Sprinkler+Inkstrike.

>>149260018
Maybe we'd do a little better if a minimum of one player didn't disconnect each match.

>>149261704
It's not. It's total shit and every game with a brush ends up in a spawntrap because these fucks have no range and no balls to push up.

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>scoping around a corner as a roller pops into view
>enormous ravioli suddenly filling the entire screen

Nearly sharted.

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>powerline adaptor I usually use doesn't like to play with my new router
>trying to see how it plays with different outlets
>cables running all over the place trying to get this shit working well
mm nice and sleek

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I want to lock Callie and Marie in a room together until they sort out their differences and become friends again

>>149261745
Nah it's even stronger than a Carbon as far as close range ambushes are concerned. Once the middle of Dome is covered sneaking up on enemies and beating the shit out of them is easy.

>>149262069
>it's even stronger than a Carbon as far as close range ambushes are concerned
Stop kidding yourself. The Carbon also has a kit that allows it to be useful outside of slapping range.

these fuckers where fucking invincible, they didn't die with a direct hit of a bomb and a roller flick

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>>149261043
this thing. someone was editing that one callie picture and i had a go
>>149261164
jokes on you anon, i was thinking about drawing something like that

>>149262158
Range isn't everything. The Brush is also able to cover ground stupidly fast.

>>149262268
Oh I get it, that's pretty cool. It's like Marie staring into hell?

I was on the fence for Callie vs Marie until I hear Marie's solo "Tide Goes Out"
Haven't had a song make me feel something like that in forever.
Marie is my Queen.
All hail Marie.

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Is this some sort of event?

http://info.nicovideo.jp/nicofesta/cafe.html

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>>149262475
Agreed, it's a lovely song.

>my green and white glowsticks came in the mail today
FUCKYEAH

>>149262692
All hail Queen Marie.

Does the level of play always tank like this for splatfest?

>>149262607
Looks like a sponsored menu pack at a restaurant. These kinds of promotions happen all the time in Japan.

>carry most games
>towers comes
>oshitoshit we gon lose bc I'm terrible on towers
>teammates become absolute monsters
>demolish the other team
>next game is on dome
>they go back to being shitters
are calliefags naturally good at towers? this happens every time I play that map

The absolute worst part of Splatfest is that if one of your teammates from a good squad leaves and gets replaced by a shitter, you have to give up a lose streak because you can't risk a leech.

>>149262607
I want to eat spaghetti with Marie!

>>149262648
I hope she gets another solo.

Thanks, Mariefags. You managed to lose against 2 E-Liters. In Turf War. On Walleye.

>>149262982
yeah
you just have to push through, anon. I know you can

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what the fuck is up with people super jumping to me at the worst possible time?
>under siege really bad, 3v1
>bubble away
>start hearing someone super jump to me
>throw a splat bomb to try and protect them
>didnt do anything

>trying to hide for an ambush
>people super jump to me
>all die

>in the middle of bumfuck no where inking enemy territory
>someone ambushes me
>but a teammate got a super jump off and dies as well

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I don't think that I'll get the others.

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>>149256946
>>149257378
>>149258904
What DO you guys use to track upcoming stages? You guys DO still play the game, r-right?

Just had a match where everyone except me and a single Mariefag disconnected. They were kicking our asses, he was a brush user, and there were only 20 seconds left so we just squidbagged and jumped around together. Glad he wasn't a tryhard.

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if you're a marie fag
and you do this
over
and over
and over
neck yourself please

>>149264314
https://splatoon.nintendo.net/schedule

>>149264327
I do it every game. As a Kelp.

>>149263097
>three times towers
>three wins
I guess so

>>149264314
Eli uses splatoon.ink
https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/4t6ish/fyi_splatooniverse_map_rotation_website_will/d5fj2mf

>>149264314
I play without even checking the maps. all maps and modes are fun, even if I shitpost about how towers is the worst mode a lot.

if I did want to check for some reason, I'd just use the official website. why use some third party trash?

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Enough for now.

CALLIE IS A BUDDHIST!

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why is splatfest so fucking good

I usually hate turf

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How's everyone doing so far on the darkest day?

>>149266046
I stopped playing after I hit the second highest rank. I'll finish it up later.

>>149266046
fine but your art is shit and so is your taste

>>149266046
fantastic
my calliebros are kicking some serious ass. this is way better than I was expecting it to be
I think I'm gonna stop to shower and shit, though

I can see my splatfest drawing under recent activity on miiverse, but it is not under "recent drawings" on the splatoon community.
Is this because I have to wait for Nintendo to approve of the content?

I bought s wii U only for splatoon and I'm not disappointed.

>>149264768
>even if I shitpost about how towers is the worst mode a lot.
That's a funny way to spell Rainmaker. Literally a fancy version of Turf Wars, but at least Turf Wars only last 3 minutes.

>>149266046
hit 1/99 champ, ganna take a nap

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>>149266636
>rainmaker
>worst mode

>>149264963
>1475

>>149266938
not my fucking fault, I'm always the best n my team with a good k/d

What ever happened to that Splatoon truck that got hijacked in Europe a week or so before the release?

Guys...cherry H3 is amazing.

>>149267103
>sub A+
>but I always get a good k/d

Looks like you don't know how to play

>>149267428
Of course you can get a good k/d. The average sub-S player was born without thumbs.

>Has finally saved enough money to get WiiU+Splatoon
>Hears its dying out

Fml its only been a year since release

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What's a good, fast alternative to post in-game screenshots now that imgur is shit on the Wii U browser?

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>>149266046
Good. Got about 60 wins out of the 80 games i've played so far. I'm exhausted though. I hope i don't burn out before the splatfest ends.

>>149267594
it's not dying, this is only the last splatfest

>>149267594
It's nowhere near dying.

>>149266907
dicknugget

>>149267656
I think the one I used was postimg.org

>>149267656
here.

>>149267792
>linking your wii u to this shithole

>>149267656
postimg.org, you can make an account and easily find your screenshots on PC.

>>149267428
I'm not saying that I'm not a shitter, I'm saying that it's not my fault if we lose.

>>149267909
K/D isn't a totally reliable measure of your worth. You can play like a total bitch, not push up to paint parts of the map, and still end up with a 4-0 ratio.

Did you guys really pick team Callie just to be contrarians? Come on...

>>149267673
People are worried about what else is left after no more splatfests.

>>149267673
>>149267687

Oh thank god

>>149268096
>perfect personality
>beautiful tentacles
dude, you'd have to be blind, deaf, and dumb to want to side with marie.

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>tfw you found your dream team....for the last time.

>>149268091
believe me, it seems like I'm the only one that actually tries to win in my team.

>>149268347
>All Marie wants to be is a smug housewife
>Callie is an immature and lazy girl who just wants to spend the night clubbing

>>149268326
idk, man. it's getting harder and harder to squad with /ink/ everyday. if you're okay with only playing with randoms, then I guess you should be good. you've missed the /ink/ train, though. honestly, if I were you, I'd just wait for nx or, at the very least, wait until the game/console goes on a good sale

>>149267909
It is your fault though. Do I have to remind you that this is a team game?

>but I always get a good k/d
Calliefags everyone.

The objective is more important than your precious k/d. That's the reason you're still not S yet. Just go play in some squads and get carried to S.

I'm still kicking myself for waiting to get this game for so long. First was Burgz.

>mudkip in my team
>charizard in the enemy's
what

>>149268559
Clubbing Octolings legs with Marie, yes.

>>149268781
Memes vs Popular character

>>149268785
Forgot to mention the part where she goes into the VIP section without you and you walk in on her getting HUMAN'D

What's a good number for Callie/Marie power? I've never played a splatfest since they added this new stuff.

>>149268958
I'm 1810.

>>149264327
I actually go above on the little bridge thing
I like throw myself as bait and waste the other team's time.

>>149268958
depends on your rank where you start

S+ is 1700
S is 1600
A+ is 1500
A is 1400
and so forth

>>149268958
well, your the power you start at depends on your rank. I say that if you end up with a net gain, you've done good

>>149268723
you can't ink if you're dead, that's what my team is most of the time.

meanwhile I always do around 1200 points

I fucking hate it when my retarded teammates just rush straight into the fighting spot of the map and leave a load of black areas.

STOP BUNCHING UP YOU RETARDED 8 YEAR OLDS!

>>149269191
>>149269282
>>149269009
Okay. What does the little symbol with the 4 squids mean?

If everybody else is lagging horribly am I the one that's lagging?

Why does nobody in this game understand strategy? They just charge in and forget that you're supposed to cover the areas in ink.

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>>149270149
>Nobody ever checks if it's safe to jump to someone else
>No one ever destroys the beacons clearly marked on the map despite them being how the other team is fucking us up
>No one ever uses your beacons
>They never toss their fucking sprinklers in a good position, just on the fucking ground

So I'm a dirty shitter who only just bought the game when it went on sale. Fucking love this game already though, and I'm just glad I'm a kid now and a squid now.

Within 30 seconds of the game opening I voted Marie because I had no idea what a Splatfest was. What's with all the Callie love on /ink/? I just picked Marie because she was green and now I feel like that was dumb.

Also what's the verdict on good stuff to look out for on equipment? I really like the Heavy Splatling so would stuff to get more ink and damage be a good shout?

Taking any tips in general. If the game is dying I at least want to get gud before it does.

>>149270149
The only thing that shows up in splatfest is k/d, which means the only way for my teammates to know how good I am is to have a good k/d

>>149270393
you could always send them hate mail via a friend request

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>>149270381
Try stuff out for yourself, see what sticks. Have fun.

>>149269716
seconding this

>>149270381
/ink/ ALWAYS picks the least popular team. What else would you expect?

>>149270381
Don't feel dumb.
Callie is an immature little bitch with a voice that kills puppies.
Listen to Marie's solo "Tide Goes Out"
You have made the right choice.

>squelcher on towers
>get in a position where I can hold half the map
>doing great
>I fall
>enemy get in our half
>end up losing
I'm so sorry

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>>149271038
Aww no need for that dude, Marie is god above god tier but Callie is fine too.

I really wish ののん would stop posting

>match starts
>ally immediately places sprinkler on our fucking spawn
>oh, he must've made a mistake, accidentally tapped R when the match started.
>after the sprinkler disappears he does it again

>>149271183
Moray is the worst map.

>>149262692
>my green and white dildos came in the mail today
Fix it for you

>>149271190
No. We need to be merciless for this splatfest. Our waifus honour is at stake.

>>149270919
Always good advice. Currently playing at 1219 so just got out of super-scrub tier, just wanted to make sure I wasn't letting the team down inadvertently somehow.

>>149271038
Just finished listening to it. Completely sold on Marie now. They're both cute though.

>>149267656
There's a screenshot saver feature in miiverse.

Speaking of, does anyone have screenshots from the previous splatfests? It'd be nice having nighttime images of the maps.

>>149271657
The Miiverse screenshots are downscaled.

>>149271219
pretzels

>Out tearing shit up solo
>See enemy got through us and is starting to ink up around our spawn
>Don't bother going back because my teammates died and they'll do it while they're at spawn
>They both jump to me
>We end up losing because those two autists let our Base get taken

Fuck I hate people who play this game.

>>149271709
Shit, they are? That sucks.

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>>149270381
>I voted Marie
You've chosen well, anon. Very well.

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>>149271425
But I want them to stay friends... I want /INK/ to stay friends...

>>149271190
I probably was too harsh, but I am sticking with the voice being bad. She is sometimes hard to listen to.

Do you guys think for the next game, they should separate splatfest players into divisions by age, like "junior", "senior", etc.?

>>149271861
After splatfest!

>>149271847
Art of Marie with her hair down and at an accurate length is so rare.

>hit king rank and get the last ability on my shirt at the same time
sweet

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Friendly reminder that waifu wars are cancer

>>149272234
I guess splatoon is cancer

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>>149271847
Cheers.

>>149272046
An interesting idea... but way too easy to exploit. Anybody could call themselves a child and wreck shop. Besides, age =/= skill.

>>149272304
Well it IS super japanese

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>8/3
>did nothing but try to paint, all kills were because I was being overwhelmed
>lose
booyah

>it just happened again

BOO FUCKING YAH
CALLIEFAGS
WHAT
THE
FUCK
HAPPENED

>>149272328
This. Divide by nationality instead. I'm sick of playing with God awful Japs.

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>>149272234
Personally I never war about which is better, they're just two beautiful girls that infrequently fuck each other

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>>149272234
Marie is not my waifu.
She is my Queen and I one of her many knights.

>>149272328
Good point, but maybe it could be based upon the player’s chosen mii's age? Aand while age sometimes isnt a factor in skill, you have to admit that most of the shitters are little kids

>>149272536
I ALWAYS suggested this, but no one ever thinks it's a good idea. in my opinion, one of the reasons splatoon lost popularity in the west because the japs just became TOO cancerous

>>149272536
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>have most of the map
>retards start going into enemy spawn and get killed
>we lose

XDDDD

>>149272869
The cancer is not that different between regions. You still get obnoxious tryhards and metafags and whatever else you want in the west too.

>>149272997
Very true, but they don't obnoxiously bunnyhop, and use the same 3-4 weapons, and wear the ugliest ass outfits all in the name of wanting to win.

Well... not on a large scale, anyways

Code of Splatoon: "If you want a job done right,do it yourself"

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Marie is a big girl

>tournament with splatoon
>getting paired with people who have never played the game
>both games end with less than 16%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149272921
>towers
>other team is is in our side of the map
>most of my team is in their side of the map
this map is so poorly designed

>>149273254
Saved.

>>149273460
You know what would make it god tier? A network of platforms high up above the centre, with those ink rope things from the single player connecting them. This would be a second mid to contest, and an alternative way to slowly travel from one side to the other.

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>>149273530
If this is to your taste then you are going to love this community.
Hope you like face-sitting.

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>>149273254
not where it counts

>>149273871
Hnnngg...more...

I have yet to face a Callie team after starting an hour ago

>>149273973
wait, what? are you getting mirror matches? that would make sense, since its taking a really long time to fill teams now, as a calliefag

>>149273254
I like how everyone just universally agreed that Marie has bigger boobs.

>>149274086
Yes, only mirror matches since I started.

>>149260018
Started well then it all went to hell once I hit 1600.

I should sleep more for events.

I've missed out on pretty much every splatfest. When did this one start and when will it end? I just started playing (woke up super late)

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>>149273871
/ink/ has now become my second homepage.

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>browsing tumblr splatoon tags i use it for porn i swear
>see splatoonus tumblr post callie and marie reblog posts
>callie had around 300 notes
>marie had around 450

This frightens me, hopefully marie doesn't suffer once again from the popularity curse...

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Callie vs Marie is happenig as we speak

Nintendo plz:
>Squid vs Kid
>Woomy vs Ngyes

ONE SWING!
(3, 2, 1, get squished!)
I'm here for fun, I'm number one
(What are you saying? Frustration! No one can stop me!)
One swing - That's it. At least I’ll trade.
Listen to me - Victory, again!
Ambush, always ambush
Last minute limit counting, 3, 2, 1,
WOOMY!
Don't wanna hear you calling out for nerfs
I'm just here for fortune and rank
WOOMY!
Instead, I'll fight knowing everybody knows my name
(Everybody knows who they are!)
My foes are closing in and covering the sky,
but I won't turn my back tonight!
WOOMY!
I'll stay, until I taste the dirt of defeat someday
Unleash my ink!
WOOMY!
WOOMY!
(I'm gonna be the strongest ROLLER!)

>>149274632
it ends July 24, 3am, mst

>>149275013
oh the whole weekend? I thought these things were one day only. that's great.

>>149274685
> suffer once again from the popularity curse
No, she won with popularity in the first splatfest and she will do so again now.

>>149275227

Extra long for your pleasure

>>149275227
they're usually 24 hours, but this one is 48 hours.

>>149275227
Well its the final splatfest, so they're gonna make a big deal oit of it
>tfw i realized callie and marie are going to be singing for 3 days straight

>>149275503
Can't you make them do that with amiibos? You could have it last for years.

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you really fucked my shit up, twarz

ggs!

It's a little hard determining whether someone's using hacks or if they're lagging really hard. Fairly sure this Mariefag's aeromeme was firing at a way faster rate than normal though, don't know if that would happen from lag alone.

>>149275503
why is it the last one? is it really that hard to keep them going?

>>149276049
Sorry, not fire rate. Range. You should have seen those bullets go.

>>149276349

Kid vs Squid
Woomy vs Ngyesh

... or riot

Are other Mary-friends getting stomped as hard as I am?

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>>149260018
>Splatfest lasts all weekend
Thank fuck. I've missed like the past 7 because of work. Based Nintendo.

>>149276851

nope Marie-friends are going ham in A+

>>149276851
> Mary-friends
You have to be shifting me.

>towers
>they make one push and take our big lead in the last fifteen seconds
every fucking time
>>149276349
killing the game so they can generate hype for spla2n

>get respected true and honest clanfag superstar
>he leaves after one game
damn it

>>149266046
Just reached Champion. Gonna need a little break and Overwatch just updated so wahey.

Factual reminder Marie will win.

Not even a mariefag, just stating facts.

>>149276851
I made 150 marie power today, guess it's just you

I genuinely can't fucking decide.

I think Callie is genuinely a better person and has lot more girlfriend qualities, but I relate better to Marie because I'm an apathetic cynical peice of shit.

She also likes dogs over cats and that's important.

>>149278369
Thanks for your blog

>>149278560

Didn't realize I was interrupting anything important.

>>149278790
What? I said thanks.

>>149278369
I think you should pick marie. and I'm a calliefag

I won't be able to play until tomorrow for reasons, but how is this Splatfest going so far? Which side is getting mirror matches?

>>149279142
Agreed, he sounds like a shitter, I'd rather he make the other team lose like the cunt he is.

>>149279291
A+ Calliefag here, haven't seen a single mirror match yet. Having a bunch of fun too, really glad I ranked down for this.

>>149279291
Good for marie, bad for callie.
Pick Marie if you want to win with ease, pick callie if you want to play ranked with shitty teammates.

>>149279372
>>149279456
I'm getting mixed messages here.

I already picked Callie anyway, she's best squid.

>>149279297
calm down

hold the fuck up, is there a multiplyer or something for sticking with the same team or something? and what does "power" represent? your own stat or like the sister's stats as a whole?

>>149280176
> hold the fuck up, is there a multiplyer or something for sticking with the same team or something?
seconding this

>>149275894
s-sorry

>>149280176
>>149280461
>>149280461

It just lets you know how long you and the team have been together no other benefit

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You guys into dank memes?

>joey dcs
>oshit
>I dc
what the fuck happened?

>>149281086
You dc

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>>149281084
top kellie

Did Run-speed up get nerfed hard recently?

I'm wearing my run gear and using "light" guns and I still feel slow.

>win one
>let's stick with 'em
>win
>heck yes finally a team
>connection error
>lose one
>win one
>let's stick with 'em
>win
>heck yes finally a team
>connection error

This forced 50/50 meme is real

>>149260018
I've only consistently lost to Marie Teams on the Towers.

>tfw gittin gud at towers
one year later, I'm still improving... not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing

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>>149260018
>towers in map list
>krakening
>shitters picked best sister for whatever reason
>half the marietrash are lagging as hell and goes full tryhard
>jesus fucking christ how the hell do you get zero kills with a fucking zap
>awesome matchmaking matching 1570 against 1700
I come back after not playing for half a year and now i fully remember why i stopped. At least the new heavy splatling is pure bliss in weapon form

>>149281507
M-Marie? How could you?
;_;

why do I keep losing ;_;
who is everyone playing so badly now
p-please

>>149285347
?
If you see the image that image is based on you'll see its nothing to be envious of
Unless you like torture

Euro-Callieguy here, carrying the losing team all the time. I think all the turboshits went Callie. Anyone else?

>>149284824
Callie's the cute, "so randumb!!1! XDDDD" sister, course you're gonna get all the kids over there. Also, is heavy splatling's finally GOOD?

>>149285620
Yep, I've lost all but a few matches since we just get steamrolled or the team decides to piss around in the middle of moray while the enemy team inks or entire side with no resistance besides me.

Terrible.

>>149285485
Holy shit. I genuinely feel bad for the inking.

>>149285620
Had a huge lead when I played earlier. There's a long time left to play, let's wait and see.

>>149285620
you missed the train, anon. I got carried to 2000 by the calliefags and now I'm on a pretty nasty losing streak

>>149285859
>let's wait and see
No, if you picked Callie you picked the shitter team. If you picked marie you picked the winning team.

All there is to it.

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Marie!

>>149285640
Can't say but feels they either buffed or nerfed something, i get much better results now.
And this kit is way better than default one, sprinkler is best.

>>149286057

I've given up predicting Splatfests

>>149286102
Why do you feel the need to do this when we are talking about the game?

Wow, got to Callie Queen really quickly. Didn't even notice that I got to it.

>>149261404
>implying Marie doesn't have rock-hard abs to contrast Callie's flabby gut

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>>149286057
We can't know hoe things are going in the more populated lower tiers. So let's wait and see.

>>149286250
This isn't a prediction, it's the truth. Callie might win popularity but marie will shit all over her with winrate. Screencap this post or just make sure you remember it come Monday.

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>>149261870
DUST OFF YOUR WII U

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>>149286283
'''The game''' is currently more focused on the Squid Sisters than ever before!

>calls one of the sisters their waifu
>hasn't gotten King/Queen rank for them
What's your excuse?

>>149286641
I want to focus on Marie's butt.

>>149286927
I won't be able to actually play until tomorrow.

>two teammates dc
THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR THIS SHIT
>>149286568
I actually did right after I took that picture

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>>149286927
That's an expectation, not an act of service.

>>149274165
It's because of the old pic of a splatfest that was "ass vs tits" and Marie was tits

>3v4
is there anything worse?

inb4 >2v4

>>149288845
Team of people who have never touched the game

>>149286641
And that means you can just post garbage that isn't related to the current discussion? Fuck off.

>>149289126
Don't worry, I'll go back to the discord after this Splatfest. Then you can do whatever. M'kay?

>>149289367
Or you could just leave now retard

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When does this Splatfest end, since it started way earlier than the previous ones?

>>149289476
The same time this general will end. Sunday.

>>149288943
At least in that case, there's a good chance that the enemy team is also bad and you can just stomp. Idk, I'm around 1700 so I don't get any of those teams anymore.

Well, gg lads. Callie's got this.

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Marie is fucked. Got to champion, lost 90% of those matches. Quit.
Miserable first day.

Why are they killing the game so soon? Is hosting Splatfests that hard?

>>149290489
>haven't lost a single match yet
Nah fuck you

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Which one /ink/

>>149290750
Spla2n will be a NX launch title. Gotta kill the WiiU servers by March to force people to adopt the new system somehow.

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>>149290489
Really? Calliefag here, and not feeling so confident on my side.

>>149290750
No you fucktard, we've gone over this many times, they're doing this to work on the sequel

>>149290947
Jr. Splat bombs are so good.

>>149291076
>the sequel
Yeah not happening.

>>149291076
>they're doing this to work on the sequel

They can't put a couple interns in charge of making sure the Splatfest servers don't crash?

>>149291390
It's nowhere near that simple.

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>>149290980
>>149291076

If they are doing that there's a good chance Spla2n will be released unfinished like Splatoon was and get weekly updates

>>149291314

I'm learning to love disruptors especially in RM. Haven't tried Tri-Soshing in Zones and I feel it will be weak there