/ink/ - Splatoon General

First for Marie is gonna win splatfest!

>Team Callie mirror

Weird. Figured I wouldn't get any mirrors. It was a fun distraction anyways

With every loss, I feel victory slipping further and further away from us.

I'm sorry team Callie. I let you down...

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Forbidden kissu!

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I am going to remain hopeful for Marie's team.

While a lot of the last threads cheers have been mostly for team Marie.. there is still Japan to worry about, lots of Callie Popularity wins and Win wins.

Buckle the fuck down folks, still 26 hours left.

How many Marie shitters ready to be upset at the L they are about to take?

>liked the game
>never got too deep into it
>missed all the splatfests
>wish I could play purely on the gamepad

The game's really neat but the downtime between matches really hits me, I need to be able to browse my computer inbetween

>>149335523
What? I though Japan already had their's.

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Friends with Octarians!

>>149335874
Japan has the same Splatfest at the same time.

>>149335984
Calliefans for Callie, Mariefans for Marie, but we all stand united in the absolute truth that Octolings are fucking shit

>>149335754
If you pick Callie you can browse.

That's what I'm doing right now.

Not enough Callie teams out there it seems.

>>149336137
Err not enough Marie teams, but yeah.

>>149335993
Well fuck. Callie wins then. Isn't her voice actor an actual singer and Marie's is an amateur?

>>149336213
No? Marie's VA, Mari, is also a known voice actress, but neither are especially fanous. It's really hard to say if Callie or Marie are more popular in Japan.

>>149335523
Callie's shocked little face on top of her fractured purity is priceless

>>149336519
i want to fracture callie's purity

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yfw
>This is the last Splatfest...
>Because now we're introducing SUPER SPLATFESTS!

>>149336841
Or they're just buckling down for Spl2n

>>149337000
Trips of lies.
There will not be a splatoon sequel.

>>149336841
Oh shit. Would they even think of doing that? What if the reason this is the last splatfest is because the devs are probably making a possible new mode or something? How likely is it that 2.10.0 is the final version?

Is there a moment in gaming as encouraging as when Callie and Marie start singing for you while you fight the final boss?

>>149337207
If it's true I will pledge my undying faith and loyalty to Nintendo.

>>149337093
Trips of lies only works if the number isn't 0. If it's three 0s, then it is the objective truth. We've been over this.

>>149337216
Dafuq? Agent 1 and 2 sing for you, Callie and Marie never show up in storymode.

>>149337357
Is the inkling that you play as online the same inkling you play in the story mode?

>>149337290
prepare yourself for agonizing disappointment then

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>>149337357
Captain Cuttlefish must really be going senile.

>>149337093
>>149337648
Why wouldn't there be? It sold pretty damn well considering it was only on the WiiU, reception for it has be mostly positive, and it's their most successful new ip in years. I know nintendo is terrible at noticing what people want, but they would have to be completely braindead to not see that Splatoon was a success and should run with it.

>>149337712
that's exactly why there will never be another splatoon game

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Cute

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>>149338012
This artist is the best thing to ever come out of Tumblr.

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>>149338218

>losing streak
>drop to 1400s
>start dominating
Why can't I be good against people who are actually good at the game...

Are mariefags even trying??

>>149338796
they won splatfest hours ago, there is nothing TeamCallie can do now that Marie has woken up

>>149338796
hi mk8g

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>>149338773

You're like me in that you think your rank should be higher than it is and you don't accept rank downs as the system working but rather one bad day, shitty team mates etc etc

>>149338796

I hit royalty yesterday might jump on again to mop up some stragglers but I've done as much as I usually do

>boot up to try to play
>tv doesn't recognize signal from WiiU
>switching hdmi ports doesn't fix it

Well, there goes that motivation

>>149338905
Source? Otherwise it's gonna make me play harder once my beers are cool.

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>>149338947
At the end of the day we need to realize that anything we do doesn't mean shit compared to the MASSIVE numbers of Japs fighting their own fights on a seperate server. Anything we do will amount to barely anything.

>>149339163

C'mon now, mate. Marie and her fans have a far more positive outlook than that.

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>>149339163

I still wish this splatfest was a global one like Fancy vs Costume. I had an awesome time with that one. I mean I'm doing fine with what we got but for a final splatfest it honestly feels like any other one.

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>>149339275
Well sure, but at this point all we can do is trust her Nippon fans. That's where the real numbers come from.

>>149339275
Not at the rate that I'm wiping marie squids.

I'm going like 9 wins for every 1 loss

>>149338947
But I know I'm not good. Problem is that where I am its like I'm playing against children but as soon as I'm higher I can't carry anymore and start losing. Would make sense if there was some sort of middle ground where I was playing balanced matches but I'm not

>>149339291
The Fancy+Costume fest destroyed the servers. Everyone playing one mode at once takes its toll.

>>149339321
Also, there's my favorite Splatoon artist! :]

>>149338796
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>>149339759
Aren't you that pretty cool guy from /nintyg/?

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>>149339906
>cool
pfttahhahahaha you've been reading too many memes, friend.

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>>149339983
If you're a fan of chunky Marie then you're automatically cool.

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>>149340054

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>>149340054
Hot damn.

>>149340527
Pleas give callie the octo body.

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>>149340670
Nah dude, Callie a skinny.

>>149340989
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>>149340054
a-am i c-cool then?

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>>149341374
Yes

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>mfw final boss theme started playing during a match

someone please tell me how to use the splattershot effectively

>>149341731
Ahh, so it isn't just me, cool!

>>149341731
I think that happened when we got to 24 hours away from the end of final splatfest

Did the music change to Calamari Inkantation?

>>149342007
Yeah. Weird. 24 hours after this splatfest started. Pretty unexpected.

>>149341302
thick*

How many more hours left in the splatfest?

https://splatoon.ink music changed to Kalamari Inkantation; autoplay forced until Splatfest is over

I want them to play Maritime Melody when it's the last hour

>>149342371
23 hours 24 minutes

>>149342759
Maritime Melody will play once for each user immediately after Splatfest ends.

callie a cute
im more determined then ever to win this one for mai squidfu

her solo song is cuter too

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>>149343738

> Not liking tide goes out more

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>>149343738
>her solo song is cuter too

Its upbeat, catchy and fun to listen to, its great.

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Here is a hypothetical question /ink/. Would you take an opportunity to be reborn as an Inkling?

Here are the specifics. You are given the choice to leave your current life and assume a life as a young new Inkling in the world of Splatoon. You retain all your memories of your past life, but your body will be changed to that of a 14 year old Inkling, I.E. an Inkling who just achieved their human form, and will have all the skills, abilities, and physiology of an Inkling.

You will NOT be "you in another world", meaning you will not have any belongings in your name, no one will know you, everyone you have ever known will be gone, and you will have no connection to anyone. You will be dropped into the squid world with nothing but some basic clothes, and it will be entirely up to you to start a new life. How you choose to live your new life however, is entirely up to you as well.

Any accomplishments or achievements you've ever done would be wiped clean, but so too would any mistakes or regrets. It would be a full reset, allowing you a rough chance to start over, this time as a young squid in a brand new world full of possibilities. Would you take the chance? If so, what would you do with your new life?

>>149343885
i come back from a bad day involving my callie getting ripped in two different places because of my asshole friend and the squid sisters are already having this fight and it's so bad and most people are just fuckin like "OOOO DRAMA" because they eat that shit up instead of pointing out how bad it is and now there's this fuckin splatfest, it's the worst
i thought it was a neat idea but this was the worst possible way to execute it, with the fuckin comments from last time it just makes it feel like they're both being vain as shit needing to assert their "DOMINANCE" over one another and i don't see how they can follow it up without it being even worse than it already is
and for the real kicker it's the final splatfest, there won't be any more banter, there won't be any more splatfest power, no more night stages, there won't be anything after just a YEAR of splatfests despite it being the easiest thing to setup, which means besides online hosting nintendo has given up on ALL support for the game
plus i really want the callie and marie amiibos but it's getting closer and closer to the date and i don't think i'll be able to pre-order them
this is all too much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i can't believe i'm getting so stressed out over a plushy and a children's game but these characters have enticed me so long and i hate to see them break down like this and for the game to just stop getting support
sorry for the blog but i really had to get that out

Hey, do the new recolored amiibos unlock anything different? Or are they just the same amiibos repainted?

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Me next please, Marie!

>>149344067
recolours, they are exactly the same as the first ones, so collect them all

>>149344067
They're identical function-wise. Just a new physical paintjob.

>>149344169
That's pretty garbage. They aren't even good complimentary colors.

>>149340989
Callie is thick. Tumblrinas just draw her skinny.

Canonically, callie is stacked with fat tits and ass, a cute belly, and thicc thighs. Shiver miyamoto said so.

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Whats your splatfest power sitting at?

Anyone else getting mad communications errors?

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I was not expecting this music change...these feels....it truly is the end...

>>149343885
Yes. I mean its all pros written all over it. In this world you can become someone just by being good at turf war or whatnot, you get money easily and nothing bad is ever happening. Its a great life.

>>149344284
Playing on my kids account atm, so 1227, it's very relaxing

>>149344460
>nothing bad is ever happening
Does the octoling invasion count as bad?

>>149344267
Callie isn't the green one

>>149344365
For the first two minutes then the 1 minute rush song kicks in and ruins it.

>>149343817
Literally a lullaby
A good lullaby, but still a lullaby

>>149344829
Well, squids are not dying to my knowledge anyway And from what i've played its more like "Aww hell naw, they stole our damn fish lets take it back!" so its more like a problem than something bad happening, if anything if it was so bad then the squids wouldnt just sit idly or have Splatfests and the like.

I'm sorry Callie, I can't handle this splatfest lag.

>>149345201
The idea was that if the fish weren't returned, their power would run out. They never said how long it would take, but it was undoubtedly a crisis.

>towers
>take out the enemy E-Liter
>lead a last minute push to win the game
>feel good
>realize that my play only worked because the sniper was retarded
fug

I just masturbated to a picture of Callie and I'm a girl
Is this bad?

>>149345532
>realize that my play only worked because the sniper was retarded

That's literally encounter vs snipers in any shooter so don't feel bad.

>>149345570
jesus hates you

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>>149345570
Shameful and gay, but so is Callie.

>>149345468
You'd think that with all the nuclear mess humans made power would be endless, but apparently not.

>>149345570
I want to believe you, but words alone with make me.

>>149345570
Fake, but I'll give you a london anyway.
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>149345570
what picture
do you plan to try marie next time, if so what picture

I feel sad because I've never had a chance to join a squid party. Everyone is always too serious.

the heck the game won't connect me to rooms all of a sudden.

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>want to put in a little bit of support, maybe earn a couple of sea snails
>connection errors 4/5 games
>just barely get 10 points over 1 hour

Sorry Calliebros, I used to love playing this game but this new area I'm in has the worst internet, I hate knowing I'm leaving you guys in 3v4s

>>149346174
I got disconnected twice. I'm taking a break.

Anyone else on team Marie having to fight their own team a lot? It's happened a bunch of times for me now.

>>149346386
It's probably because there are so few Calliefags left with the will to live.

Callie bros, I'm going to join after lunch, give me a bit.
We can do it.

>>149346435
Squidga, pls. I've been fighting Callies every two Marie fights.

>>149346435
I can't wait for Mariefags to get btfo by Callie yet again.
Callie's comebacks are so much more satisfying than Marie's constant snark.

>>149346548
Her last quotes at the announcement were more of a ragequit than a comeback...

>>149345913
>enemy team was spawncamping us
>we all just start squidpartying on their ink
>they turn on us and kill us at the last second
never trust a calliefag

>>149346649
Whatever you say, grandma.

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>>149346820
It's not like that, I just think her outburst was unnecessary after all this time. She'd been so patient and slow to anger up until now. It was a last minute shit on her perfect track record.

>>149346386
I had eight mirror matches on my way to King when I played earlier.

>>149345570
i've never met a girl that wasn't at least a little bit gay
you'd be surprised how many straight girls jack it to lesbian porn

>>149346954
She did it during the naughty and nice splatfest as well. Wish she did it more often. She's pretty patient though considering it took Marie ridiculing her several times and kicking her goodwill to the curb before she snapped.

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>>149347446
I think her jab during Naughty vs Nice was perfect. It was a rare smart moment out of her, she simply pointed out her hypocritical Marie was being without, you know, raving away and losing her temper.
It just seemed hopelessly out of character at her recent blowout. A really sour note to end on since it's some of the last original dialogue we'll ever get from them

>>149347374
I don't think 'jack it' is the correct phrase.

Nor are they 'straight' if they're having a rub to the same sex.

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>Team average Callie power 1900

>>149347374
gonna need a source on that

>>149347669
post the rest faggot

>>149347876
You envy you people who don't seem to have to deal with constant lag.
It really blows swinging a roller through somebody three times before we finally mutually kill each other, getting the drop on someone and "killing them" only for them to pop bubbler or kraken a split second later, and getting rekt by krakens who aren't even close to me. Even if I find a good team, I almost always disconnect from them after the match.
Yet somehow I almost always seem to end up in first place on my team, and usually the match regardless. But that shit is still infuriating.

Why did they make it so we cant se everyone's point at the end of the match?

>>149348271
*I envy you

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>>149348195
K.

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>>149348759
I'm sad there's no chance we'll get a reconciliation like this.

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>>149348854

>>149347669
>>149348578
>>149348675
Why is Callie tan?

>>149348854
>>149348759
>>149348675
>>149348951
cringe

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>boot up wiiu
>calamari inkantation starts playing
please run at the right speed gif

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>>149348951

>>149348960
She gets out more than Marie, she's the active Squid remember.

>>149349048
But in game and their concert models, amiibos, etc are both the same color skin.

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>>149349048
End.

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Everyone got royalty and fucked off, didn't they?

>>149349119
Obviously, but that won't stop people from drawing Callie as tanned or Marie with massive titties either. They just take liberties that would match their character.

>>149349167
Remember kids, if you're a monster to your family, coworkers or friends by abusing them for years, you can be absolved by crying and saying sorry.

>>149349037
Question, do you think you could make an expression sheet or something similar to these? >>149338218 >>149338491
You've gotten so good at drawing cute faces and reactions

>>149349362
If your bond was deep enough, you'd forgive those closest to you too.

>>149343738
Careful what you say.
You are going to incurr the wrath of the Knights of Marie.

>>149349367
sure, it'll have to be after splatfest though. any particular expressions in mind?

>>149343885
Hell yes.
65% of my life has been shit.
I have made a few crippling mistakes.
I would take this chance to reset in my favorite world In a heartbeat.

>>149349485
That'd be awesome. Maybe just the usual stuff like happy, sad, angry, scared, sorry, tired, aroused; whatever you feel comes to mind.

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>>149349260
liberty

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>>149349798
fraternity

>>149343885
Yes, I don't even have to think about it.

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>>149349260
To be fair, Marie has very slightly bigger tits in official art.

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>>149350119
Actually in their final concept art Callie was flat as a board.

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>>149350119
Even as Woomies Marie evidently had more boobage.

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>>149350196
Exactly, the point is Marie has bigger tits so there's precedent for that one, at least.

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>>149350294
Perfect for Milk Tea.

>Start owning team Marie.
>Connection times out.
>Team Marie starts owning my team.
>Connection is completely fine and we lose.

Also these connection problems. I've honestly given up playing. It's taken me an entire day just to get to level 3 cause of how bad it is. Great job Nintendo.

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>>149350119
That might well be true, but people still draw her with absolute whoppers at times.

>>149350656
and i like it that way

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>>149350656
And that's good too.

>>149350837
Perfect example of an artist that draws great things very, very badly.

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>>149350837

>final boss music with added call and response bits

This is hype.

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>>149350861
That right there might be one of my favorite drawings of Marie. If only her tentacles weren't so much like hair.

>>149350931
It's pretty obvious that big tits belong on Marie.

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>Motherfucking Calamari Inkantation

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>>149351032
Absolutely, but that artist in particular is atrocious.
Callie just looks weird with large tits for some reason.

>>149351216
Callie is meant to be flat, and Marie is meant to be busty. It furthers their contrast.

>>149351106
>>149351005
what?

>>149351368
They've changed the match music.

>>149351368
They changed it from the normal splatfest battle music today

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>>149253686

>I have a fever
>a raging headache
>the aspirin isn't working as well as I'd have hoped
>it's the -last- Splatfest
I guess I'll just have to power through it and start before it's too late. But damn it, it wasn't supposed to be like this!
I hope I don't let her down like this.

>>149351216
Probably the quasi-realistic rendering.
I remember reading something about humans ability to relate. This pic is probably falling into the "uncanny valley"
Or too realistic without being 100% real.
Your brain basically says "wtf, I can't tell if this is real or not"

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>>149351351
That actually makes sense.
Being petite also furthers Callie's sweet and innocent traits while Marie can be as haughty and lewd as she is.
Callie is all about that butt instead.

I just had a mirror match as team Callie
Should I be concerned about popularity or are people just dropping off

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>>149351465
this is the hypest shit ever

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>>149334995
http://woomy.github.io/Splatoon-Kit-Randomiser/index.html?mode=squidsisters&seed=149334995

Added Squid Sisters theme!

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YES
I AM DONE WITH SPLATFEST
WOOOOO
thanks to a couple of dream teams I actually made royalty before maxing out my shirt

>>149351609
Uses "her" to avoid flames.
Little does Anon know that this just makes us want to flame him more.
Also don't be a sissy. Support your squid sister loud and proud.

>>149351624
That's surely the case, but their drawings also look way too glossy and shiny, as if their characters are coated in plasticwrap. And they kind of prove there's such a thing as 'too big'.

Oh well, they've moved on to drawing Overwatch girls anyway.

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>>149351678
Callie is meant to be fun slim and girly.
Marie is meant to be sexy and cool. And curvy.

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>snipe someone climbing up the big wall on moray
>bunch of woomies burst out of the gamepad

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>>149351830
>Too big
Surely you jestin

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>>149351759
I wasn't being shy or anything. I just failed to upload my image alongside my post.

>>149351950
I completely forgive you, my fellow Knight of Marie.

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Can she ever be tamed?

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>teammate just sits at spawn bobbing their head for the first 60 seconds

Why the fuck

did you pick team callie or team marie? http://www.strawpoll.me/10814956

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>>149352095
Nope. She wild!

>>149352202
>1 votes
>s

It takes too much damn time to get from the top of towers to the bottom.
we had it for all the match, but the last 20 seconds.

>>149352202
where's "n/a"

>>149352461
What? No it doesn't. You can just walk down the rooftops.

>>149352692
gravity is too slow

>losing for most of the match
>another player and I go rambo jambo to wipe
>feel like we might take it back
>"v4vegan" has given up entirely and is just sitting at spawn

Fucker went 1-6 too. How he managed to die six times in the minute he was playing I don't know.

>>149352239
Btw there is a splatoon thread on /aco/
>>>/aco/731011
Hasn't gotten a good bump in a little while. If anyone is interested.

>>149353279
P.S. not my thread, just supporting it.

>peeman on marie's team
literally piss

>moray towers

i'm sure it's been said a thousand times but why the fuck does everyone have shit taste

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>>149353382

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It's nice to have had so much time, the other splatfests felt like a rush to the finish line.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10814956
Only 10 votes total?

That's gonna have to change.

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>>149353382

Only the sweetest dreams are of Callie

>start at 1400 energy
>still 1429 after playing two days
>I'm so sorry, I'm the shitter

>>149353541
Because they use chargers
Of course charger fags would almost unanimously vote for the charger map

>tfw Team Callie
>Haven't played Splatoon in months
>Lost 8/10 matches I've played
CALLIE-SAMA, FORGIVE ME

>>149353627
I want to keep this shirt just because of how well it matches the Kelp.

>>149353760
funny you say this, because I have yet to meet a charger there.

>>149353750
Don't worry, you made a net gain and that's what counts

>>149353818
Same, also I got a pretty good double damage up + qr on mine.

>>149353826
I've met several
Almost every time Moray came up

>>149353826
Traditional tentatek all the way.

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What happens when you tap a squid sister amiibo but you didn't choose a team?

What fucking street numbers

>>149353374
Don't take this the wrong way, but I have a feeling it is. Considering every lewd posted in this thread is now there.

>dat bucket winning animation

>>149354416
Cancerous isn't it
At least you get to see the useless shits get beaten over the head when they lose

>dat splatling winning animation
Woomy will never love you as much as she loves her gun

>>149354475
what the hell are you saying, that's the best,
and this weapon is great, just got 10/0

>>149353279
Western art a shit

Every time I find a good team I get an error.

>>149354724
this
half the stuff in that thread is not even western

>>149354767
every damn time

>>149354237
Not every post.
I didn't create thread.
I posted the "I have been waiting for this thread for so long" gif
Most of the pictures from thid thread I did repost in that thread. I also posted the "needs a bump"
I am not the OP of that thread.
I just don't want it to fall into obscurity in /aco/.

The E-Liter has greater range over the pit of Moray Towers than ever before.
The vanilla Splat Charger still can't reach over to the opposite side of the pit.
And the nerfed charge of the vanilla Splat Charger makes sneaking up on an E-Liter tougher than ever before.

Fuck this.

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>>149354614

>>149355087
>The vanilla Splat Charger still can't reach over to the opposite side of the pit.
Yes it can, but just barely. You can nail people trying to jump down into mid.

>>149355065
Make one on /u/ instead, there was a real comfy and tasteful thread there a while ago
/aco/ is sheer cancer

>>149354993
it keeps happening

>>149355238
But you have no hope whatsoever of reaching another Charger not standing exactly on the edge perfectly aligned with you. Which never happens since they can outrange you.

>>149355392
That's why there's this fancy new concept called moving.

>>149355441
Move where? Down in the pit? You're horribly disadvantageous as a charger down in the pit.

There are times where I want to just put the Dual Squealcher down and walk away. But it keeps me so safe. I love it like a brother.

I lose it when I have to engage in close combat. And I never will again

>>149355616
Onto the zone.

Mariefags have this splatfest. I can't get good teams and I've dropped from 1770 back to 1700.

I'm sorry Calliefags, but I can't carry all of you even after getting most inked and most killed with a charger every round.

Every match I get against Calliefags is on fucking Moray, and they always have the ability to just pull a win out of their ass in the last 10 seconds.

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>tfw someone puts a bomb in your super jump circle

>9 matches before my first Warehouse match of the day
Why? It's the map I perform the best on. Please give it to me more often.

>>149355663
Dual Squelcher sucks ass at close range, what are you talking about.

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HOLY FUCK
GET ONLINE
THIS NEW MUSIC

>>149355974
It's alright if you put enough damage on it.

>>149356018
>THIS NEW MUSIC
What?

>>149356248
my game is playing the final boss sp music now

I guess you guys already know, huh

can i get on a good team for once?

at least one fucking time?

>>149356448
lol shoulda picked team callie. I get nothing but dream teams when I play in the morning on the pink side.

Should I make an alternate account to sandbag in Callie games?

>>149356931
I get one dream team, then a error, then a bad team

>>149356967
Mariefags everyone

>>149356967
wouldn't make a difference. callie is gonna win by such a huge margin that your sandbagging wouldn't do jack shit

>team dcs

Stop torturing me

>>149356967
That's just not fair play no matter how you look at it.
Besides, we're winning fair and square so no need to sully our reputation like that.

>lose a match with dream team
>no one leaves
nice

>>149357541
and as I said this I got an error

>finally find a not shit team
>it dcs as soon as Mariefags start filling the lobby

Stop

98 points from Queen. I am doing it!

>playing with level 44 jr
>spends the whole game painting around the other team's base
>pops his bubble if he's ever about to be killed
>cancerous as fuck

>this strategy actually fucking works every game
eddie, you're a fucking legend

Should I stop playing now that I have a not of 102 or should I risk going down?

>>149358110
>a not of 102
net

>>149358090
That's what you do with Splatty J. It's not cancerous it's disruption

>>149358110
A net of 102 victories? That's pretty good.

>>149356967
Nigger have you any idea how few westerners are playing compared to how many Japs are? Anything you do won't matter next to their massive resuts

>>149358313
>It's not cancerous, it's cancerous
k

>>149358376
>open 2chan to see if I can find anything
>click on random board
>first thread is furry porn

>>149358498
Have fun in C+ retard

>pick up the dual squelch
>start winning

ONLY AT SHELDON'S ARMORY GET YOURS TODAY AND IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES WE WILL THROW IN SPLAT BOMBS AND AN ECHOLOCATOR FOR FREEEEEE

>tfw I've lost so many games
Calliefags, how we doin'? I don't know how we're gonna do this

>towers
>start inking
>get echo
>game slogs
>disconnect

this shit has happened twice in a row...

>>149358976
Speak for yourself, shitter, I made it to Queen and didn't lose once

Anyone else going to be sad if the final results aren't very close to 50%?
I really like both Squid Sisters. I don't want one to totally outshine the other.

>>149359097
this
i lost a few times due to 3v4s and 2v4s, though

>One more victory needed for King
>Lose
And of course I have to do another match to break even. Every fucking time.

>>149359085
Make that 3....

fuck it I'll play mario maker.

>>149359097
>>149359154
I'm so out of touch with this game. People are literally swimming circles around me.

>>149358660
>I'm not wrong, you're new
k

>>149359243
>I can now play Mario Maker as Callie & Marie!
Sometimes I actually really like amiibos.

>>149359243
That game is terrible. What is wrong with you?

Do you ever just like to chill between matches and watch Callie dancing fullscreen?

>>149359512
At least it doesn't lock you into playing only 3 levels for 48 straight hours.

>>149359512
>That game is terrible.
What the fuck is wrong with you? That game is incredible.

>>149359654
>inkredible
ftfy

does the game take away less splatfest power points if you have a dc? getting real tired of these 3v4s...

>>149359654
It's a Mario game.

>>149359742
yeeeep

>not enough players joined the lobby

DEAD GAME

HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

BRING BACK THE GOOKs

>>149359589
What kind of question is that?
I watch both of them dance.

>not fucking up the links
op you're an okay person

>>149360169
but you can't zoom at both at the same time

After reaching royalty, I've come to the conclusion that EU is simply bad at the game. On top of that, they have terrible connections. I'd rather get paired up with JP.

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>tfw /ink/ can't stay friends

are there any exceptional players that toy keep getting paired with or against? I keep playing against Dylf and TEAM MARIE. they seem to be pretty good

>>149360270
I think nintendo went out of their way to make sure everyone gets disconnected after each match.

>>149360225
You have much to learn

>mfw /ink/ friends i haven't seen online since last summer are playing in the splatfest
welcome back guys, even if it is for two days

>>149358976
I just woke up and immediately landed myself in a great team. Let's hope there won't be any connection issues.

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POST YFW MOTHERFUCKING CALAMARI INKANTATION

I've had a really bad day health wise today, and couldn't participate in the Splatfest. Kinda sad.
Anyway; I drew a shoujo squid.

>>149360914
it gets me so fucking hyped. the first game I played this morning was one of the best I've ever played

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>>149360914

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>>149360996
And I forgot the picture, I'm just too tired.

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I have won exactly twice as many times as I have lost. 50 points away from reaching Queen for Marie .

>>149360914
>>149349037

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>Spawn camp other team
>Teammates do nothing

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>>149360914

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>>149360914

>callie vs callie matches all day
where are the marie fans?
oh, she doesnt have any

>>149361481
What are your stats man? I'm A+ but sitting at 1633 power and I haven't gotten any mirror matches yet.

>>149361173
Cute.
>>149360996
There is still time though! Get on it, you can make it!

>>149361623
I can't, I don't have the game. It's why I draw squid so much, to compensate.
I was going to visit my friend to play it but I can't manage it.

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>>149360914

>blow a blaster bubble babby off the battlefield
>whole team booyahs
aw too bad we lost ;_;

>>149361481
SAVAGE
i've only had two mirrors and they are my only two losses so far

but i'm new and i started at 800 power so don't mind me

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>Tfw you team always starts strong but somehow lose during the last 10 seconds

>>149361481
>>149361935
>S+
>not a single callie mirror match
this means that all the calliefags are low rank, huh

well, we're gonna lose

>>149361779
Shame. Hopefully you'll join us for the inevitable sequel? What's the matter with your health anon? ;-;

>>149361481
I've had a bunch of Marie vs Marie matches though.

>callie
>A-
>1512 energy
not a single mirror match yet.

>>149361173
I'm not sure what this means
keep on truckin, though, drawfag

>>149362317
I really, really really hope so. I've started saving for the NX.
And it's probably ME/CFS. I'm in the process of diagnosis, it's not life threatening it just means I can't work a conventional job!

>>149361779
Man, that sucks. Back when the game came out I was bedridden and I only recovered just a few months ago.
I feel for you, anon.

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>>149362169
>control the entire map
>lose because everyone on our team decided to kill the same chucklefuck who raided our spawn

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>>149362741
Oh anon I'm so sorry
That appears much more serious than you're making it sound..

>>149360914
>hear it
>get hyped
>get disconnected 10 seconds later
>try again
>same thing happens
>eventually lose 100 points because the game keeps disconnecting me

I was mad before but now I'm just sad that this is ruining my enjoyment of the last Splatfest.

What song plays during the last minute of the match?

>>149362792
I'm really glad you got better! It's frustrating.
>>149362993
It's not so awful! I'm just trying to live with it. I'm hoping I can get the diagnosis, it's a long and complex process and without it I'm going to struggle a lot.
Hey, would you like me to redraw that image? It's super old now, I think I could improve it!

>>149363287
More Marie love is always a good thing.

towers will you fuck off please? i just want to play dome/warehouse for once

>>149363287
That would be great

>want better abilities for my splatfest tee
>don't want to use my snails

>>149363574
Just use Splathax

>we do really fucking good
>teammates disconnect
why

>>149363206
Pretty sure it's never happened before.

you have not lived until you've played a match with a 2000 splatfest power team vs a 1900 splatfest power team

holy fuck this might be too much for me

>entered a match
>dome dingdongs happened
>no music played at all
at least the last minute music started playing, it was getting a little too eerie for my tastes there

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>start the match strong
>lose in the middle somehow
>pull back at the end
>lose by 0.8%

I'M GONNA CHOKE ON MY OWN KEYBOARD THIS IS SO FUCKING INFURIATING

Dominate the entire game completely and utterly.
Die once near the very end of the match.
Your teammates can't do shit apparently and are all wiped out shortly after you died.
You lose.

Damn it.

This place is pretty civil for this being not only the last splatfest (Meaning bragging rights for winning team forever) but a literal waifu war

>manuelito on enemy team
>more lag than I have ever saw

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>three shit teams in a row
>towers everytime

where is the bingo card?

Still disconnecting by the last Splatfest...

Well, /ink/ it's been a fun however long it's been. Things are really gonna slow down around here after this.

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>>149364104
I'm just praying we'll somehow all be friends again in the end.

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>gamepad making some weird sound
>try to open it to see if the rumble moved something
>can't move the screws at all

I lost 50 fucking energy thanks to fucking errors, every time in dome when we're winning and I use the seeker bomb rush.

>>149364104
I still wish for both Squid Sisters to get as close to each other as possible in terms of points. I want both to win.

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>>149364576
that sucks, anon...

how long until it ends?