/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #977

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Meredith did nothing wrong.

>Warden
>He

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L-look what I found mommy

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>>149230623
We could have a DLC campaign where we play as a Disciple trying to help the PC and the group, but discretely, so he/it has to be really stealthy, assassinating any obstacles the PC might encounter on their way.

Completion of the DLC and its achievements unlocks an event in the game where you can get the Darkspawn as a companion(permanent or temporary) or at least, get him in the game's Party Camp equivalent.

Ugghhh my body

>>149238364
Can I fuck it?

>>149238676
Once it gets better

>>149238756
When will it get better?

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>>149237427

>WHAT IS THIS GET THIS TOWNSPEOPLE CRAP AWAY FROM ME REE

>>149238856
I don't know, sometimes it seems like it's just getting worse

>>149238953
First thing you need to do is find out if and where things hurt.
Next thing, drink a glass of water. If your stomach is fucked, drink a glass of water with a teaspoon of salt mixed in. Then get some proper ventilation. Grab a fan, focus it on you. Grab a bowl and fill it with ice, position it in front of the fan.
Provided shit doesn't get better, eat a spoonful of sugar. Drink another glass of water.

If everything else fails, masturbation can relax the body. But only once a day because you'll go blind I'm using a Braille keyboard.

>>149238953
>>149239110
Or you idiots could just visit a doctor instead of posting on 4chan about it

>>149239190
I am a doctor, you idiot.

>>149239110
Thanks for the advice

>>149239292

Can you cure my coitus interruptus?

>>149239292
>giving advice without examining the patient
Sure you are

>>149238914
Why would Flemeth be dressed like that

>>149238914
>*TANGLED intensifies*

>>149239936
Thank you for your trust, citizen. But I'm afraid you have cancer. If you can send $100,000,000 to my account, I will be able to buy the cure for cancer and give it to you. Please act fast.

>>149239969
Why not

>>149240047
Seems a little unnecessary to me to dress in an elegant ballgown when you're living in a fucking shack in the swamp

>>149240093

That was during the time where she seduced men to fuck them to death

>>149240169
>implying she ever stopped doing that

>>149240215
Well, she didn't fuck the Hawkes or Alistair

Kinder surprises in my pants

i swear to god

>>149241563
..that's how Steiner died. Reznov killed him right in front of me!

I'm faaded

This is it then
This is goodbye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iea5oe2Pgbk

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DA4 will be a book, won't it...

>>149243919

>>149243919
Um where are the cute gook girls?

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Damn furries

>>149245479
Hopefully, I'm 19 and I feel like I am getting too old for video games, I'm beginning to grow out of them

>>149247782
lol

>>149247782

18 here, Iktf, I feel like such a loser playing video games so much at my age, I should be outside and moving on with my life already before it's too late.

>>149247782
kek

>>149247782
>>149248217
I seriously hope these are joke posts

. . .

>>149247231
>kill elf to cure furry
>extort furry for a shield
>proceed to stab alpha ex-furry and all the others for money
>go back to elf camp and force some of them to commit suicide
I love it.

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>>149248527
>side with the werewolves
>realize I just lost the best merchant in the game
Replaying this whole damn section now... Massacre is fun, but not killing Zathrian is better imo because he gives you a neat Warden-themed axe if you persuade him before starting the quest

>>149248879
You said you'd never kill an elf... what else was a lie?!?

>>149248217
>18 here
I seriously hope that's a lie and even more seriously hope you're not who I think you are.

>>149249639
who do you think they are?

>>149249639
Tulpa is 16

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>>149249170
I thought it would be interesting character development if my elf got infected, became a bloodthirsty werewolf, thought it's a "blessing of Fen'Harel" or something like that, and used that as an excuse for further bad decisions. Of course, she'd only think she's one because that's not an actual gameplay mechanic, but she's a bit dumb and doesn't want to admit she's a natural lunatic

>>149249847
Child...

>>149249886
At the end of the day though is your character more of a 'elf pride worldwide' lunatic or undiscerning lunatic

>>149249886
She'd be seen less an elf and more an angry dime store angel of death that anyone can buy

>>149249847
>16
>Better english than me and I'm american
No way in hell

>>149238285
And make it about the Qunari developing more explosive weapons and have prototype hand cannons.

Call it Darkspawn Chronicles 2: This Time It's Can(n)on

>>149249639

Hehe...
I lied and helped the bait out to revive /dag/ but I just made myself depressed

>>149250220
Slowly moving from former to latter. The only other elfy elf in the game is Velanna, and I already know she'll betray my warden's trust by not approving of killing the architect, showing that the elvhen are just as bad as shems
>>149250279
Nobody cares about your origin by the time of Awakening though, you're the warden commander and that's that
>>149250305
It's called a j*k*

>>149250656
>the warden commander
An angel of death by any other name.
Which is damn good.

>>149250710
WC...

wtf i love elves now

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Morrigan: 1 Leliana: 0

>>149251512
i don't remember Leliana's tits being this fat.. are you using some sort of mod?

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>>149251574
Yeah, this one http://social.bioware.com/project/2660/
Though she always looks like that in the chantry robes

>>149251721
Cool, thanks.

>>149250575
..Why would you be depewssed over that?

>>149252497
Depressed**.
I promise I'm not drunk.

>>149252665
prove it

I want to go on a pokémon go adventure with /dag/

>>149253513
Child...

Ich... Ich liebe dich!

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Alistair is a big fat meanie!
Interestingly, if you pick the persuade option and fail it (can we work this out?), he responds with "I'm not so sure we can. I look at you and I see someone who doesn't care about the duty they have, nor the incredible honor they've been given!". What a wardenboo

>>149254657
>So it's back to "why me" is it?
Doesn't he spend the entire game bitching about "why me"?

>>149254657
The Grey Wardens do what is needed, not what is nice.

I suggest that we exanguinate Alistair and pour his blood in every water source in Ferelden. Boom, instant Wardens. Plus, that means every Darkspawn that drinks suddenly gets a brain fart.

>>149254879
>exanguinate
exsanguinate
Fuck I need sleep

>>149254770
Yeah, his entire reason for thinking the grey wardens are amazing is that Duncan treated him nicely. He also gets mad if you kill Connor/Isolde because he's afraid that'll make Eamon dislike him. Alistair is very childish
>>149254879
There are only about 5 liters of blood in a human body...

>>149255142
Please don't trigger my blood fetish

>>149254657
alistair is a cuckold. who cares what he thinks.

>>149255702
...Merrill???

>>149255142
>5 liters of blood in a human body...
Then we keep him alive, long enough to taint every water source. Then we eat him

>>149256132
Take an entire town and turn everyone into a warden
Then start a mandatory blood clinic where everyone gives their fair share every week

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>>149256132
>wanting to eat bloodless flesh

>>149256312
Then we grab every man, woman, child, elf, undead, darkspawn, dog, and spider and put them through the joining. Wonder what happens when we put a demon through the Joining

>>149256329
I don't like soupy flesh

>>149256420
What about the dwarves?

Can you acquire the taint through period blood??

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Liara?!?

>>149256580
Turn them into golems and put them through the Joining

>>149256616
Holy shit
Holy shit we found the holy grail

>>149256616
Do female wardens even get periods? They're infertile after all

>>149256923
>big fat tits
>blue
Close enough!

>>149257168
Uh Liara doesn't have fat tits...

>>149257006
not infertile, just less likely to get pregnant

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What is love?

>>149258994
When you get that warm fuzzy feeling in your heart and don't want to eviscerate everyone

>>149258994
When you get that warm fuzzy feeling in your heart and want to eviscerate everyone

>>149259229
Only for that very special person...

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>>149258631
Yes she does...
>>149259150
>>149259229
Hmmm

>>149254987
Go take a nap and be reborn, etc.

>>149259359
Very perky and cute!

>>149256616
You could probably get it through any kind of blood, it's a magical disease.
So grey warden females are unclean and need those fancy jew period temples for a week every month.

GIMME ANOTHER SIP OF THAT SWEET COCA COLA MMMHHH

>>149259846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkxGynvgvRU

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>can't kill the hermit if you killed the oak first
>can't loot his tree stump either
Lame...
Anyway, Zevran says
>"Ha! Let's see... when was the last time I slipped my hand into some dark hole? Hmmm... I remember. Long story, that."
if you try to steal from the hermit, which implies that he's into fisting. kind of gross

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"wallpaper"

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>>>/v/345859089
>>>/v/345830372

>>149262370
Negative, Infinity, I don't like it.

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>>149262686
I unironically think J-Dawg did a good job of writing on HH and Caesar's Legion

>>149262731
Have some nightmare fuel

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>>149262901
I still like Master Avellone more

>>149238285

Darkspawn Superhero/masked vigilante

>>149247782
>>149248217
You say it's bait but I say it's the thinking of a normally functioning human being.

23 years old. I don't hate games, I just can't good ones.

The last ones I had real fun with was Deus Ex Human Revolution about two months ago, and Inquisition now. I may have sank 80+ hours into Inquisition so far, but I'm worried what I'll do when I run out of content. I think I'll try out age of decadence.

>>149263834
I know right, posting bait is natural and you shouldn't resist doing it

>>149263794
Yeah, like The Messenger

>>149264225
Personally, I couldn't get into Age of Decadence. It seems like it could be a rewarding experience but you need to really plan ahead in order not to fuck up your build
Start playing grand strategy games or Mount and Blade if you're really bored, now that's some timesink

>>149264565

I already have hundreds of hours in Warband and Napoleonic Wars

>>149264225
>I think I'll try out age of decadence.
Go for it dude.
I still remember the first encounter..

Garrett...

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>>149262686
Josh...!

They shouldn't have made Vivienne black. She comes off as a huge Uncle Tom with internalized racism

>>149266842
>being right about mages = racism
umm okay

>>149267039

She's wrong about mages

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>>149267039
>vivienne
>right about anything

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>>149267139
>the mindset of an average circle mage

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>>149267147
>vivienne
>wrong about anything

>>149267582

The Circle was good in theory, but the excesses of Templars and Rite of Tranquility being enforced as a political tool made the circle system untenable.

>>149267812
>The Circle was good in theory
hehehe... nope!

>>149267875

Tevinter and the Dalish don't have a problem

>>149268006
They don't have circle-prisons either

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Remember when bioware cared enough to write a description for every single item in the game?

>>149269003

I miss set bonuses

>>149269128
I miss lots of things from Origins, like stealing, OP mages, and hats

beautiful boys and beautiful girls

>>149270462
None here sir

Do Darkspawn have genitals?

How smart are Darkspawn?

Can they feel love?

How old do they live?

Why are they so mean?

Can they be saved?

If the Magisters were the original Darkspawn, where did the rest for the First Blight come from?

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Gotta post something

>Get lied to about your culture and Gods
>Be a broken people with no hope or power
>Treated like dirt by other races


Dareth shiral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAGST4CyGck

>>149273387

I get the feeling form Oghren traveing with Morrigan, that he's saying whatever he can to get into her pants/trying to impress her

I fucking hate video games and the only reason I support BW is that I know they are all that is wrong with them and that they and SJWs in general will be their downfall

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>>149273508
The tragedy of the Dalish is that they're so focused on their past they don't realize that they actually have it better than say, alienage elves or casteless dwarves
That's the comfiest track in the game btw
>>149273624
Half of their banter is him hitting on her, but then again he also does that with Wynne and Leliana
>>149273745
k

>>149273624
As would any CIS male

>>149274260

They don't have a land of their own, though. Rich Orlesians put their summer homes in the Dales

>>149273387

That morri look gives me the butterflies

oghren is SHIT

>>149274682

He's better than "I don't start with a specialization" Sten

>>149274823
at least Sten h

>>149274516
They don't need a lot because of their hippy lifestyles
>>149274915
Did you die?

>>149274915
this desu

>>149274915

At least Oghren finishes his

>>149274915
>>149275175

I can't believe anon fucking died

>>149275205

;_;7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8MlRGvri-c

>>149275453
fffffffffffffffffff

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Sheesh, even Zevran is guilt tripping me lately

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>flowers and leaves sprout from the lady's roots
Very cute

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>>149276693

>Waifu approving of elf genocide

elf genocide???

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Cut content!

>>149279069
That surprised?

>>149281559

Not really but I chose the peace option

>ISIS attack in germany again, still going strong
Is the german okay??

>>149283889
>The attack may have started at a McDonald’s (raising questions about the deliberate targeting of an American company)
Pff... haha....

>>149283889
Tulpa is safe in my basement my house

>>149283889

I don't live in munich
>tfw I was at a shopping mall 2 days ago
>It could have been here and then and it could have been me
I really don't have time to deal with CQCing and shooting wannabe ISIS losers, I've got places to be

>>149284664

No need for chains as long as there is internet and food

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Who is that pokemon??

>>149287241
It's JOHN CEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>149287496

>>149287241

Wild Hawkes, commonly found in terrible sequels of good games

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>>149287706
Correct!

>>149287706
>implying Femhawke isn't top bae

I expect all Grey Wardens to behave perfectly, just like Alistair and Duncan. To be paragons of righteous and good behavior.

Above politics, and saving the people of Thedas not only from the blight, but from themselves too

>>149288084
>like Duncan
>murders Ser Jory
>forces Cousland to become a warden

>>149288259
Ser Jory was a pussy, tho. He really did Ser Jory's wife and child a favour. Now Jory Jr. can grow up without knowing what a beta his father was.

>>149288259

1. Ser Jory swore to become a Warden. Being a Warden transcends obligations to your family or country. He pussied out when he saw the other guy die, but was fine with doing it before.

2. Rite of Conscription. For all the Cousland Warden knew, his entire family was dead. He had nothing to live for, and would've died if not for Duncan. He owes him.

>>149289787
>your mom and dad are dying
>refuses to help them unless you follow him
He definitely doesn't behave chivalrously

>>149291145

Grey Wardens are good people, but they're not chivalrous.

Human Noble origin sucks. Dwarf Noble and Dalish Elf have a much better Duncan

>>149291354
I'm referring to the "Grey Wardens must behave perfectly" idea
Only children and Thom truly believe that, Duncan is pretty ruthless despite his warm exterior

I find Leliana singing to my Dalish Elf warden highly inappropriate. Morrigan talking to my Dalish Elf inquisitor about my OWN GODS is highly offensive to me.

Fucking shems acting like they know better and taking our culture.

>>149292265
>implying Dalish shitters even know the first thing about their own """culture"""

>>149292617

You're going to die in the race war, shem.

>>149292265

Your ""god""" happens to have raised morrigan so you better show some fucking respect before your betters

arghh i'm so fucking upset!!!

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;_;

haaaiiii haiii

Making a lampshade from your waifu's skin

>>149295008
I'd rather not

>>149295163
Prude

>>149295275
I like my waifus like I like my doggo, alive and happy

Barkspawn x Your Waifu

>>149294426
Be like me and listen to calming gook music, you will never be angry again

>>149236715
I never understood why people hated Vivienne,I found her appropriately delightful.

>>149297557
Because she's a conniving bitch

>>149297642
She is a courtier?

>>149297557

I hate people who always get the last word

>>149298180
Then you would be inclined to hate me as well.

>>149297557
I don't like blacks

I can't believe I fapped to that.My former self is so far gone

>>149299517
What was it? I've fapped to some pretty regrettable things in the heat of lust

>>149299517

We are all shadows of what we once were.

>>149299052
She is honorary White.

do you really wanna hurt me?

>>149303045
no

>>149303772
ok good

can't wait to watch some ching chongs tonight

I'm freezing

>>149304256
Get in the tent, woman

>>149304256
You can wear my hoodie if you want, it's very comfy

>when you see a bad guy but you let him live because you arent a bad guy

>>149304256

You can wear my sweatshiiirt
And you can tell your friends

w-whoa wrong hole

>>>/gif/8952577

>>8952577

I feel raped

>>149288084
Grey Wardens come from all backgrounds, with a good lot of them past criminals. Alistair was the poster boy of good behavior, while the rest may probably have a more grey moral coding and just have intent on getting the job done.

>>149295008
Human skin isn't very fashionable.
>>149296018
That doesn't work.

I want some tasty food but I won't get any for a while

>>149309472
>Human skin isn't very fashionable.
You know this from experience?

>>149304541
You can always permanently incapacitate him in some way. He's still alive, but with a handy reminder of his poor behavior.

>>149309583
Time for snacks?
>>149309642
I've been to the Bodies Exhibition. Human flesh just isn't as pretty as cow leather.

>>149309839
>Bodies Exhibition
Do I even want to know what that is?

>>149310145
/dag/ in real life

>>149310145
An exhibit on the human body at various levels of structure. They do some kind of preservation process with Acetone etc that keeps the tissue pretty well intact, then slice em, dice em, then pose them.

let's get married

>>149311154
let's not

>>149311330
it wasn't a suggestion, now get on the altar

>>149311403
wh-what are we gonna do on the altar?

>>149311472
consecrate our marriage
we'll sacrifice a chicken and then have an orgy

I want to have sex with Cirilla

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Sup, does anyone have that Planescape Torment "how to start" pic lying around? Wanted to start the game, but remembered seeing it once, it said something about how to avoid dumping points into shitty stats etc.

>>149314669
I don't have it, but from what I understand, WIS, INT and CHA are important for dialogue

Wake up!

...

I'm going to call all French people I meet Gaspard now

arguing with some people just gets me real upset

>>149322920

Anger makes me feel alive.

>>149314669
Jesus christ her spine

>>149314669
maxing wis is the most important thing

you can reclass to a mage later so if you decide to go full wis/int for dialogue you won't be stuck as a fighter

good night sweaties

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>>149326953
>going to bed

what are you, some type of pleb?

i want to see some cute anymay girls

>>149326997
yes. you got a problem with that?

>>149327268
I guess not

>>149327691
good... now sleep tight!

>>>/ck/7904667

>>149329980
Why did you post this?
And why wasn't that woman mercy shivved?

>>149330384
this isn't /dag/+/bwg/+/ck/?

>>149330505
Fine.

>>149278129
Does a flower sprout from her..flower?

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>>149333296

>>149333296
No, she gets a... wood!

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>>149281556
>"the magnificent" Gaider
>a pleasant fellow
Is that how he sees himself?

Let's go on a midnight adventure to find some tasty food out in the city!

>>149335325
Don't be fat

i'm really tired but if i go to sleep now i'll wake up in a few hours and won't be able to go back to sleep

>>149335502
Just nap for 20 minutes

>>149335625
no no no it' won't work

>>149335725
>having this little willpower
Cum on

I want to download video games into my body while I sleep

>>149335325
Can we get Indian? Do they have places that serve it this late?

>>149335878
I want to download lectures into my brain instead of failing classes

>>149336056
I want to download food into my dummy instead of starving at night

>>149336056
>going to classes
>not staying home all day and playing video games

the fuck is wrong with you?

>>149336114
>staying home all day and playing video games
my parents would execute me quicker than the crushing loneliness

>>149336379
You have to be over 18 to post on 4chan

>>149336625
Adults can have parents too

>>149336625
Anon is probably in uni but still lives with his parents.

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Was the Fade segment really THAT bad?

>>149338319
My question is not where you find these, but why.

>>149338319
Please not.
So your (whoever) shitty insomnia is contagious.

Mmm.. chocolates...

>Hey Cullen you should take Lyrium so you don't become a liability
>Becomes an addicted lunatic

Bioware's anti-medicine message is disgusting.

>>149338368
yep

>>149338368

nope

>>149338725
lyrium is more like crack than it is advil, nigga.

step up.

>>149338903

There was an old templar in Origins who was still capable of service. Cullen completely loses it in his 40s.

As long as he gets his dose there should be no problem.

And last I checked, Crack didn't give you mage-killing powers

>>149339035
>his 40's
He's 29 in DAI

>>149339113

He looked 40. I thought he was in his late 20s in Origins.

>>149339035
>And last I checked, Crack didn't give you mage-killing powers

You completely missed the point. Good job, dumbass.

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>>149339113
He aged extremely well. The lyrium must have been good for his skin.

>>149339159
He was 19 in Origins

>>149339225

You're the dumbass if you think that he should've succumbed to Lyrium so quickly when you had old ladies like Meredith running around.

....BREAKFAST!!!

>>149339583
It's nighttime.

>>149339754
Night time is the best time for breakfast, better than mornings

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>>149339245

Even Red Lyrium can make you look younger.

>>149340261
That's less youthful and more sith lord

>>149340365

No wrinkles, though

kebab sandwiches

I can't believe cullen is only half my age

What the fuck I love Trump now

>>149339035
>And last I checked, Crack didn't give you mage-killing powers
You need to find a different dealer.

boy oh boy i want some popcorn

boy oh boy i want some cop porn

>>149344893
I hate this

tfw no /dag/ bf

>>149347912
The purest and most honest kind of love.

>>149271585
>Do Darkspawn have genitals?
Well, they apparently piss

>How smart are Darkspawn?
Cunning enough to employ tactics. Emissaries talk. Disciples are skilled with multiple weapons; staves, swords, axes, shields, and great weapons. Vanguards are bred for war, knowing hell of a lot of tactics, namely stab something til it dies.

>How old do they live?
iirc with the Taint in them, indefinitely? There's Ancient Darkspawn.

>Why are they so mean?
They didn't get to fuck the Maker, or Morrigan

>>149350583

>the Maker, or Morrigan
>Implying mythal isn't the Makeress

>>149341317
>half your age
Wew
>>149342582
Why now?

>>149350953
>Makeress
I

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>>149351073

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r7ttOYXK-A
BELIEVE IT

no need to pretend that you have a life or do anything at the weekend

>>149352575
I ate a sausage patty in bed while lying on my side.

>>149352575
I ""ate"" """sausage""" in bed

>>149350953
>Corypheus sinned to tap that ass

It's just really hard to type while fucking my 10/10 GF

>>149353487
Are your feet feeling hot?

It's just really hard to type while flossing my 10/10 teeth

>alistair talking about duncan's death
>the option 'he got what he deserved' comes up

makes me laugh everytime

>>149353375
I don't get it

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>>149355538
>Alistair disapproves -20
That's what you get for not showing some fucking respect!

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Fun fact: Marjolaine and Aerie have the same voice actress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58FLG7uzzI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0CfT_Ftrc
Also, BG thread: >>>/v/345972783

Waifu discovers your secret stash of pictures of her. She disapproves -50. What do?

>>149358092

Gift her a golden necklace

>>149358092
Cast domination and hope she doesn't make a saving throw

>>149358251
Not a pearl necklace?

>finish that book I was talking about earlier
>ending is literally the main character taking an entire box of laxatives
I never asked for this

>>149358338

No because I sitll have that golden necklace irl and she loves gold the most due to her mirror childhood trauma

>>149358698

>He got the cap off
Rip

>>149359284
Oh sweet summer child...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_necklace_(sexuality)

>>149359403
I literally never heard of that and I'm a native english speaker.

>>149359403
Morri is not some cumslut like your waifu is!

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Would YOUR waifu lick your eyeball??

>>149360547

Why is your psychopath flirting with the Jesus freak

>>149359403

Just admit that you watched Sex and the City and heard it there because I never heard that in all my 13 years on earth

>>149360650
hehe... nope!

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>>149360620
Because I want to check that Leliana romance mod out before heading to the temple. You never know what might happen there...

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Oh sweetie, I think you're getting the wrong impression

>>149361321
>>149362301
>sexing a human
What would Fen'Harel say...

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>>149362826
We're not sexing or anything, just talking about love beneath the stars...

>>149363083
>...
>m-maybe
Is Leliana a dagna??

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>>149363356
>tries to seduce someone with food
>not quite alive
Definitely

>>149363579
Why do you have to go to her tent to hear about the pudding? Why is she even talking about pudding in the first place? I'm so confused

>>149363579

I want to feed Leliana my prostate pudding

How do you guys feel that each Bioware thread, /v/ likes Dragon Age Inquisition and Dragon Age 2 more?

>>149364521

Indifferent because who cares what 15 year olds think

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>>149364028
Leliana has the terrible disease known as autism which makes her think that religion and food are suitable foreplay topics. She just wants to make a sex
>>149364521
It's the same board that derails every Witcher 3 thread with shitposting and thinks that FO4 is better than NV

>>149365370
/v/ shits on F4 all the time

>>149365539
Rightfully so, but it's also full of people who think that FO4 better because of graffix

>>149364521
>/v/
>liking things

hue

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>be Morrigan
>two wackos start having weird clothed sex in your tent
Wat do?

>>149366170

Nice swimsuit

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>>149366541
It really is

>>149291354
>Human Noble origin sucks

Care to elaborate?

>>149365619

where are you getting your info from?

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Gotta say, male warden with Leliana > Leliana the elf rapist
>>149367407
/v/ threads?
Example: https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/345108206/#q345136881

>>149364681
This desu.

>>149367170
That conversation was about Duncan in particular - he saves the Dalish and casteless dwarf wardens from certain death, but forces a Cousland warden to join him in exchange for saving his parents (which he doesn't do)

>>149367858

Your character looks like she's having sleep paralysis

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>>149369407
uncanny

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>>149369407
I bet the pudding was laced with something...
Anyway, it looks like the mod I was talking about revamps the sex scene almost completely. It's nice of the modders to put so much effort into it, but I can't get over how bad some parts look. These tent textures were not meant to be seen this closely

>>149370091
Maybe it's just really shittily done cross-stitching on the blanket.

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>>149370879
Also the weird plant growing out of a garbage pile

I need feminism

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>>149371867

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>>149371867

>tfw cute neighbour girl was with FEMEN
>Found that out by stumbling over a FEMEN article that showed her topless
Feminism used to be alright.

>>149372138

No

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Does YOUR waifu offer to sing your favorite song before bed??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ZUAc32cAQ

>>149367858

you retarded, son? Just skimming the thread, the first person who brings up FO4 gets shit on

>>149374364

Sure!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG5YhtMxMoE

At least the instrumental sounds don't come out of nowhere...