/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #976

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This post is dedicated to Solas

>>148954270
Ugh could you not ruin my thread please...

>Zeltron possessed two biological traits of note. The first was that they all produce potent pheromones, similar to the Falleen species, which enhanced their attractiveness and likeability. The second was a limited telepathic ability, used to project emotions onto others, as well as allowing them to read and even feel the emotions of others
Manipulative waifu!

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>>148954305
Big guy - you
The knife - me
>>148954485
The only Zeltron in KOTOR looks like a lobster

>>148954658
>looks like a lobster
You're talking to the guy who unironically waifus a squid

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>>148954809
I'm not an expert on alien waifus, but blue skin somehow seems more appealing than extreme sunburn

>>148954865
If she vaguely resembles a seafood delicacy she's alright in my book

>>148954943
Weird, but good for you!

I love you...

Yfw you come home and catch your waifu in bed with another person with the same gender as them, basically having so-caled homo sex

>>148955596
wtf

>>148955602
Matriarch Benezia: --Die!

>>148955602
Female/female love is the most pure (and aesthetically pleasing) kind of love.

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>>148955602

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WAOxKOmR90

if you're neurotypical... you can fuck right off

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m72qiTD80R4

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tfw Teagan's waifu punches youre wolf

>>148957386
Moms are tough!

I did it guys. I just wanted to browse reddit and got a page saying "You broke reddit" instead.
I fucking DID IT!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_JWssdOmDg
>elf waifu makes you her special family recipe

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>>148959150

............?!?

The Hurlock Vanguard is secretly Duncan

>>148960324
You don't become a darkspawn, you're born as one

>>148960420
broodmothers? magisters?

>>148961341
Is this a serious question?

>>148961341
Broodmothers are ghouls. Ancient Magisters are the progenitor of darkspawn, so ghouls+pro.

>>148960420
>>148961341
>>148961613
>>148961801
You know, I was just shitposting when I made >>148960324 but since you got discussion going, yeah sure let's go with it.
What's your opinion on the Glowing Emissary? And thoughts on the other magisters

>>148962010
Is that game even canon?

>>148962158
Only mentioned in one of the books iirc and a possible reference in Origins, unfortunately. So I guess no. Fuck man, not even the events of Awakening are mentioned in Inquisition.

SOLAS HELP ME

>>148962380
SOLAS, TAKE OUT THAT ENEMY CHOPPER

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I really liked her ;_;
>>148962227
They don't mention anything from Felicia Day's mary sue adventure either and that one alludes to Celine making deals with the qunari

>>148962883
Time will tell if they remember that game. Chances are, they won't. Chances are the next game will focus on cake and slim shaming, or something like that

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Ummm, heteronormative much?

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>>148963282
Didn't read lol
>>148963215
Well, if DA4 gets made, it'll likely deal with the qunari to some extent. However, they will probably get retconned once again because they gave Mary Kirby the boot and bioware doesn't know what to do with them

>>148963506
>However, they will probably get retconned once again because they gave Mary Kirby the boot and bioware doesn't know what to do with them
Sad thing is, you've probably predicted the future.

With how the Trespasser DLC ended what are the chances that the cast of Inquisition will return as a party members for DA4?

Seeing how DA4 will start at Tevinter i think it's safe to assume that Cullen will be the protagonist's personal guard (Assuming they will find a protagonist in Tevinter). Since Tevinter is full of mages and assassins they would have little need of templars and Cullen perfectly fits that role. Cassandra would stay by the Inquisitor's side to protect him and Leliana would still be.
outsourcing agents. (If they aren't the divine)

Josephine and Varric would remain in contact only through letters. Cole would be a temporary party member in an instance just like with Hawke or Alistair.

I can see Dorian also being a party member with a mentor/mentee relationship with the protagonist, then Bull would tag along maybe as a temporary as well.

Vivienne fucks off.

>>148963506
Why can't they reuse THIS animation in every game???

>>148963707
Meet Ryder dancing at E3 2017?

>>148963682

I want the Inquisitor to be the PC

>>148963682
Cullen settles down or gets put out of his misery by Harding in 2/3 of his possible endings
>>148963707
>>148963850
Imagine the epic memes! Like wow, it would be even better than Shepard being unable to dance (which is like, the funniest thing ever)

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>>148963951
Bioware dancing animations are hilarious and pathetic as fuck. Jack and a table did good tho.

>>148963863
Too OP, would just gun people down

>>148964282

He has a handicap

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>>148964159

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It's dance time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPTB-NW8OHs

>>148964331
hurr

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>>148964339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4d7Wp9kKjA
If you insist...

>>148964331
You never know when a handy cap will serve him well.

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>>148964339
Here we go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdaXEyTLKEo

>>148963951
>cullen dies

There's always a canon anyway, look at Leliana. In my playthrough she's supposed to be dead since i killed her in DAO.

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>>148964651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBe3V4XLae8

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>>148964339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x5xmMsbFTc

>>148964749
She disappears for good in the Trespasser epilogue if she was killed in DAO because it's revealed she was a ghost all along
Pretty dumb, I know

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>>148964339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWYUiVfZo9k

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This kid...

>>148967024

Kill the abomination

I WANT KOTOR3 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>148967486
Even Alistair agrees!
>>148967976
>KOTOR3 in Frosbite with voiced protagonist
No thanks...

>>148968602
>kotor3 in frostbite
>no thanks
What!?!? You're crazy, that would be unbelievably sick, who gives a shit if it's voiced or not

>>148962010
I couldn't find much on the wiki. Things were pretty sparse. The glowing slime could have something to do with it. If a darkspawn emissary bit into and consumed a piece of flesh that had glowing slime (sentient via lyrium goo) then could he gain access to even stronger magic and start glowing from that?
>>148963215
>slim shaming
Please not.

>>148968802
DA:I had absolutely abysmal pathfinding, Frostbite is terrible for a game where you move as a party. Maybe ME:A will be better because you only control the protagonist, but it'll still be shit for other reasons

>>148968846
slim sucks though, i can't believe they made him free this week

>>148963282
So, they're happy that there's no tragedy in the relationship like in the hetero ones, but don't feel like they get the best benefits?
Why is sexual identity and things that involve your reproductive organs such a big deal?

>>148969031
DAI had a lot of problems but pathfinding was never one of them, I never had any problems with it whether in combat or out exploring, not even outlier edge cases. Frostbite is the best thing to ever happen to the series, it's absolutely beautiful, the environments look fantastic and the spell effects are mesmerizing, it would look incredible with force powers and lightsabers and blaster bolts.

>>148969345
Please kill yourself.

>>148969559
What? Why? Sorry I triggered you by taking an interest in something

>>148969675
>Why?

Because you unironically think Frostbite was a good idea, and that KotOR 3 would be one. Not that it doesn't already exist in the form of SWTOR anyway.

>>148969865
And why isn't it a good idea? Updating the graphics to good looking modern standards instead of using incredibly janky decade old graphics and gameplay is a bad idea in your eyes? Are you one of the five people who thought ME3 actually looked good and played well? BW games were in dire need of an engine update and it worked out incredibly well for them. The problems with DAI are in the writing and BW's game design theory, neither of which have anything to do with the engine. Frostbite was easily the best move they've made within the last decade of their games development.

>>148969069
Surely I'm missing something.
>>148969345
I never had trouble with it either.

>>148969345
>tactical view
>command my mage to stand farther away
>takes the longest route possible
>try to find my archer rogue
>stuck behind some shrubbery
Games made in any version of the Aurora engine never had these sorts of problems, I wouldn't be surprised if they removed the overhead mode from DA4 altogether and made it even easier than DAI
>>148970115
But ME3 did play well

>>148970889
Poor tactical view was because they wanted to explicitly focus on third person combat and so it wasn't really designed with tactical in view mind and they just shoehorned it in at the last moment. It's not because of Frostbite, you can have a tactical view work just fine in it if you built it from the ground up like that. And ME3 gameplay was just acceptable at best, especially compared to any other shooter from the same time.

>Yfw Kieran will be possessed by a demon in DA4 and say meany things to his mom

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>>148972924
>mhw

>>148972924

Mythalligan will slap the demon right out, hug him and then tell him to continue his studies.

>>148973690
That's a cute hand, anon.

so ive been trying to get into Origins but the combat is turning me off like big time
wat do

>>148973742
I can't always study, mother... I am just a boy....

>>148974432
Play on casual lol

>>148974551
but i dont wanna be a casual shitter

>>148974653
You ARE a casual shitter

>>148974432
play Easy filthy casual mode
distribute fireballs to the needy

or there's probably a mod to turn the game into a VN

>>148974653
Are you going to suffer through gameplay you hate just so that you're not considered a casual?

Made ppang. Turned out tasty.
Fin.

>>148975041

>Played through DA:I on nightmare even though I hate the combat just because playing on anything but the hardest mode in any game makes me feel shitty
>Was so tired of it by Trespasser that I set it to casual but doing that made me lose all will to go on
>Still didn't finish it
It's hard being pro....

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Not bad desu

>>148975420
I guess we can't choose what we're autistic about.

http://imgur.com/PZxlAie
>>148975652
That's pretty impressive.

>>148975652
great for a 3d printout, but the eyebrows could be better

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This conversation really gets me for some reason and I hate forced drama like the ME3 kid

>>148975041
yes

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>>148976185
It looks like it could've done with a second coat of paint on the skin too

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>>148972924
>Kieran takes his "God of Beauty" form while you spank him for being a bad boy

> rib cage is doing that thing again

>>148978361
wait...rib cages are supposed to do things?

I've decided to romance scout Harding. Cute Dwarf girl, and perfect height for blowjobs and facesitting.

>>148979442
k

>>148977178

Shame he's not a sloth demon, they can go on for hours

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>>148976319

Why are you doing this...
I mean adult connor is kind of a fag but...

>>148977178
>Kieran looks the way he always does while you spank him for being a bad boy
fifty

>>148981457
>12 fucking patches
>Future Redcliffe Connor suicide scene is still a fucking mess

What the fuck was supposed to happen in that part of the game? You hear noises, go in room, see connor, yell no, connor yells no, and then he kills himself and then you get a dialogue wheel?

First time was such a incomprehensible mess, I understood what they tried to do in my second run.

>>148981941

I tried that over and over again but it never worked in a way that made sense. The triggers for the events are all fucked up and he is already gone before you can see anything.

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>>148981457
To get that +4 Morrigan approval...
>>148981941
It's weird how almost nobody gets it now, I saw him self-immolate when the game was still fresh and unpatched. They probably broke the scene with some later patches

>>148982532
I wonder if DA:I Morrigan would still approve, now that her mother instincts have been activated.

>>148982742
she would have to admit to raising a weakling apprentice of a son

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>>148982742
Probably not, she actually has some character development behind the scenes unlike certain other people (cough Leliana)
Still, it's an interesting parallel. Also kind of neat how both this scene and Morrigan saving Kieran have unusual font usage (though I think it was Flemeth speaking in italics, not Morrigan)

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>>148982742

Nah.
She would probably have prefered the path that ends with the mother sacrificing herself for the son just as she wanted to in DA:I.

>>148954097
Thank you...

>>148985096
Thanking yourself doesn't make it less disgusting

>>148985226
Love this meme.

>>148985342
Yeah ok

>>148985226
Just ignore it, no point acknowledging it

>>148984905
What would you do if Weekes killed her off in 4?

>>148986461

Try out my Death Note on him

>>148986461
>4
heh

Did you forget that Hunger Demons exist?

Well, neither does Bioware.

>>148988662
Is hunger even an emotion...

>>148989038

You can be hungry

>>148985096
You're welcome!

>>148989038
it should really be gluttony

>>148989613
Must've been a translation error
Oh wait

>>148978678
Not him but I get partial dislocations of my ribs all the time

I got called a confirmed bachelor by the Orlesians

I feel insulted

>>148988662
Hunger demons are characterized by a compulsion to consume everything they encounter, including other demons. They are extremely rare, even in the Fade. In the real world, they are most often encountered when possessing a skeleton (fanged skeletons) or a mage (hunger abominations). Powerful hunger demons can take human form.[1]
Hm.

>>148990625
It's insanely uncomfortable until it finally makes the loud, gross pop and fixes itself.

>>148995781
>>148995781

I am disappointed Bioware dropped them, and decided to make new ones like Despair demons.

They could've had huge, bloated demons, or emaciated ones

>>148995971
I don't notice any noise, but when it happens I basically can't move until it sorts itself out

>>148996724
It says on the wiki that they're extremely rare, even in the fade. If they can take on the form of people, that gives them a prime opportunity next game to use them.
>>148996885
It's quieter if I just adjust back and forth until it pops, but if I just grit my teeth and push my chest out it's loud.

>>>/v/345603594

>>148995971
>>148998229

i get that too and its always the same spot by my heart and it hurts to breathe until it fixes itself or whatever

>Ate a huge amount of Corn Flakes 2 hours ago
>Already legit hungry again
What am I...

>>149002390
>eat an average sized bowl of oatmeal
>not hungry for the rest of the day
Superior!!!

>>149002390
A saiyan

A bit horny lately

>>149006860
gross

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I love that you can incorporate Red Lyrium into your weapons in Inquisition.

Makes me feel like a badass when I use corrupting runes.

>>149008573
Think that's drakestone

>>149008657
no

>>149008814
>The head is composed of Red Lyrium.
huh

>>149006860

im horny for morrigan

>>149008889
she's too pure for you

>>149009947
untouched by the perversions of men or soap

>>149010368
reminder that men are designed to find the natural (unwashed) scent of a female attractive

>>149010479
>>149010368
yummy

>>149011363
not as yummy as you

>>149000514
I just stay hunched over until it's resolved.
>>149002390
>thinking cornflakes will fill you up
It's probably like eating sushi and being hungry as fuck after.
>>149008573
You would think that it would corrupt your mark, being so close to it.

>>149011412
uh...

>>149011945
shhh... it's time for loving, not talking

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Death-Battle-Quotes-Liara-T-Soni-622709138
W-what is this?

>>149013779
looks like some fanfiction stuff or something

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>>149014274
>~2,000 creations
>nearly all of them are like that

>We who are forgotten, remember,
We clawed at rock until our fingers bled,
We cried out for justice, but were unheard.
Our children wept in hunger,
And so we feasted upon the gods.
Here we wait, in aeons of silence.
We few, we profane.

—Found scrawled on a wall in the lost Revann Thaig by explorer Faruma Helmi, 5:10 Exalted. Unknown author.

5:10 Exalted: The last Exalted March on the Tevinter Imperium ends in retreat for Orlais.[1]
Calenhad the Great is born as the third son of a Highever merchant.[2]
The Grey Wardens sign treaties with the various Alamarri teyrns, and build a fortress in Denerim, as well as several small outposts to watch for signs of darkspawn.

Connections?

>>149015396
. A poem found by a Helmi scrawled on the walls of Revann Thaig in the Exalted Age implies that when trapped or abandoned aeons ago, the profane "feasted upon the gods". This may suggest that the profane were once dwarves who were forced to consume red lyrium (which seems to have had religious significance to the primeval dwarves) to survive, but what is exactly meant is unknown. The word profane literally means "outside the fane [temple]", i.e., contemptuous of a god or religion.

>>149016901
>It seems that the Thaig represents an example of prehistoric dwarven culture, with temples and idols for a pantheon of dwarven deities, rather than the statues of Paragons found in all later thaigs. The thaig is overgrown by red lyrium, and a lyrium idol is found in it. Over the course of the game it is discovered that this idol summons spirits, and can be used to cast spells, even by non-mages.

>>149017095
This is the Heidrun Thaig from Descent.
>The thaig was built before the First Blight.[1] It was dedicated to Paragon Heidrun the Deep whose remains are entombed under a massive stone statue in the center of the thaig.[2] It was a lyrium mining location, but an "incident" involving "creatures that wear the faces of the dead" disturbed the operations and warranted direct intervention of the king and his troops.[1]

>before the first blight
>creatures that wear the faces of the dead
He says creatures, does he refer to Darkspawn or the Legion? Looking at the codices, the Legion appears to be an army created to fight off the darkspawn, so what would they be doing there before the blight?

>>149015396
>>149016901
>>149017095
>>149017645
Go to your wiki and do not return...

>>149017872
>>>/out/

>>149017645
A letter to Merchant Levnog, predating the First Blight:

Levnog,

More of the brand refuse to make the journey to Heidrun Thaig. Rumors of the incident has spread, and no amount of coin or beatings could persuade them. I asked Miner Vassov to send the isana shipment with his own crew, but have yet to receive a reply. I inquired if anyone else has heard from their Heidrun contacts. Nothing. I worry that it has something to do with those creatures that wear the faces of the dead. Apparently the king himself is leading a troop of warriors to check the situation.

Needless to say, the shipment will be late. I just hope it arrives at all.

Jodon

Another Descent Codex:
Unless there's a Blight, surfacers reserve the darkspawn for cautionary religious lessons and bedtime stories. That is a luxury Orzammar cannot afford. Without the Legion of the Dead's continuous efforts, our great thaig would have undoubtedly been lost to the blighters long ago. Still, the question remains: where did these monsters come from? It's a given that the Chantry's beliefs about the darkspawn's origins are nonsense. They were not cast down from a fabled city—they crawled up from the deep recesses of the earth. We know that darkspawn come from broodmothers. Perhaps at the very heart of our world sits a queen—the first mother. Instead of focusing on her children, we should target broodmothers and ensure that future reinforcements will never be born.

>>149018021
And
http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Codex_entry:_Chronicles_of_a_Forgotten_War

Are these possibly affiliated with the Old Gods of the Imperium's religion? They could have created the blight themselves via blood magic and red lyrium, perhaps kidnapping dwarves in the thaig and creating a broodmother?

stop

>>149011616

It's a gameplay sacrifice. Like how Lyrium was supposed to have diminishing returns

>>149020649
>literally "stop posting things I don't like"
Go to bed anon

>>149020925
fuck off

>>149020649
I did..

zzz...

>>148981457
>that blonde guy invading your personal space

Haven't played the DLCs but why is the Inquisitor an amputee now?
DA4 WHEN?

>>149024453
Blame Solas

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When is it acceptable to give my Inquisitor a sidecut?

>>149024928
Never

>tfw feeling a bit better after a good cry

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>>149025170

Are you sure?

>>149024928
Never ever.
You know they're cutting patterns into this shit and bedazzling it now?

>>149025227
Never ever ever

>>149025225
Sorry anon. Hope you got some kind of release.
>>149025227
This looks like shit.

Shaving your femquisitor and giving her a sidecut

>>149025528
Then shaving the rest and donating it for cancer patients

>>149025723

Cancer doesn't exist in Thedas

Are there any good DAI mods that make the game less shit?

>>149025784
There's elves all over the place anon

>>149025843

Elves predated humans.

Technically, humans are the cancer, since they stole elven immortality

>>149025904
Neanderthals predated humans too

>>149025989

Evolution doesn't exist in Thedas

>>149026037
Your mom doesn't exist in Thedas

>>149026113

Good. If Leliana was my mother I'd slit my wrists

>>149026213
Make sure to cut parallel to your arm, not across

>>149025904
But Solas stole their immortality..

gaywatch

ShortClearFieldmouse

straightwatch

FrayedWhimsicalAsiaticlesserfreshwaterclam

>>149028358
>>149028549
stop niggering

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Giving the femquisitor a pompadour

>>149028704
ingrate

Was there a carbon monoxide leak in the /dag/ manor?

>>149030123
How do you figure?

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Every time I walk up those steps, the game crashes. Is there anything I can do about this?

>>149030756
Well, Shredder, you could always try doing a repair.

>>149030756
did you try running in windowed mode?

>>149030925

It is in windowed mode. I'm running a borderless windowed program, though.

>>149031179
try it without the borderless windowed program and see what happens then

So what are you guys up to, now that DA:I has settled down?

>>149032672
Slowly dying alone

>>149032672
Playing other games?

>>149032672
playing DAO

I can't find any good digs for my mage Inquisitor.

Level 13

>>149034107
Buy some schematics from the black emporium

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>>149026339

>Watch a series
>One guy wants to end himself
>Cuts across
>tfw not sure if this is because of abysmal research or because they don't want to show kids how it really works

>>149035886
Reminded me of the suicide scene in Cyberbully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fStdkvn4tnw

>>149035886
post more morrigan

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>>149036519

Kek. Shouldn't have put lotion on her hands. Caps are a real bitch then.

>>149037152

Don't take that tone with me..!!

>>149037764
Oh.

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Fine...

>>149040446
aw yeah

>>149028549
>perfect reinhardt model
>in straight porn
It's the current year of 2016 and people are still homophobic...

>>149042909
not being interested in gay porn doesn't make you homophobic, you idiot.

>>149043090
That was a joke

http://mary-o-o.deviantart.com/art/MMD-Liara-T-Soni-Download-472547153

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>>149043819
>non lewd

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Zehn

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I... what?

A lil dead

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Making a new mage character for Amgarrak on Hard. How should I ration out my stats?

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>>149015396
I really like this codex entry because it's probably the only bit of foreshadowing in the game (along with that "those from across the sea" war table mission)
>>149048882
Interesting... Very interesting...
>>149052823
I'd recommend reading this http://blog.yimingliu.com/2011/05/26/a-guide-to-golems-of-amgarrak-with-a-new-character/
But basically, get 60+ magic, all 4 levels of combat training, and dump the rest into WIL to have a big mana pool for healing

>>149054381
. . .

>>149054381
I haven't seen any deleted post in /dag/ for weekes.

>>149055682
I haven't seen a good post in /dag/ for weeks either

>>149055742

What qualifies as a good post 4u?

>>149056160
I'll let you know when I see one

I had a chocolate cookie for breakfast!

>>149056302

"In weeks" implies you have seen one at some point. I want an example NOW

>>149056449
Just look for something that's not a blogpost, not thanking yourself for a tumblr link of gay porn, and related to bioware games, and you'll know one

>>149056680
There was one not even an hour ago...

>>149056680
You haven't been looking hard if you haven't seen one in weeks.

I'm fuckin pumped for Skyrim Remastered

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Let me make a blogpost
>on a morning jog
>think about DA2
>become extremely nauseous all of a sudden
>suffer from a fever and weird muscle spasms now
If I never post again, know that Dragon Age 2 killed me

>>149057074
You gonna cum 10 times in a row at skyrim nexus top page then.

I fuck nugs, get over it

>>149057578
I-is that legal in your kingdom?

>>149057578
That >>149048882 kind of nugs..?

>>149056302
If only you could post some yourself huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRJx9lgC3JE
;_;

>>149058058
If only you could post some video game content huh because there hasn't been any here for more than an hour. Awesome general.

>>149058298
Slut

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>>149058428
Them's fighting words

>>149058309
Alas, you're only capable of whining

>>149058507
Why did you give him Drake hair again?

>>149059065
It was the least bad short haircut

>>149059164
Not exactly.
The texture even looks like kinky hair cut close to the scalp. It's kind of funny actually.

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>>149059317
The only cut at that length that looked like it was for white people had a Dracula widow's peak

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>>149058298
No, stop...

>>149058298
>Forevva and ohlwehs

>>149058309
If you don't like it, why are you still here?

>>149059971
There is literally nothing wrong with strong accents

>>149060267
Zis.

Where is the steam group

>>149060864
in /gsg/

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>that expression

>26 posters

>>149061841
In your dreams my friend

>>149062556
Why is this general even here

>>149062804
Why are you even here?

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>>149062804
That's why.

>>149062982
Can't you go to /r9k/ or /soc/? Or better yet, get actual friends?

>>149063053
You first, sweaty.

Anon doesn't like /dag/, I guess we should just pack it up and go home now

>>149062847
>>149063089
I like how you can't give actual responses. It's like you realize this place stopped being about video games long ago.

>>149063204
Nice b8 m8. This place is about video games because people who are shitting around here play and sometimes even love video games and BW games in particular. Just like /v/. So can you please remove yourself from here and get a live instead of posting in a dead thread for dead inside people?

>>149063204
Exactly. And now post how your day went

>>149063495
>get a live
>>149063528
At least you're honest.

>>149063446
I fall for the "spread oil around and set it on fire" meme every single time and half the paladins get killed

>>149063590
Are you this angry because of the lack of attention? Post a selfie then, jannies will send you a like.

>>149063590
>>I like how you can't give actual responses
>attacks someone's english instead of giving an actual response

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>>149063642
That's a bit weird, the last time I saved the village the NPCs just stood in place like some slow-in-the-minds

>>149063446

Why couldn't they just run away during the day again?

>>149064214
Connor would attack anyone who tried to leave

>>148963682
The Hero of Ferelden needs to be retconned and his story finalized,such a story-driven character doesn't deserve to become an over-glorified cliffhanger.

>>149064307

And how?

>>149065843
With his undead I guess

>>149066384

I thought they can only come out at night?

>>149066596
>Yesterday I found out these creatures attack those fleeing on their own--even during daytime. Whatever lies in the castle wants this village dead.

I'm gonna do a solo nightmare+all trials run but apparently I'm really bad because I cant get past the first hinterlands quest as a dual wield rogue.
any tips?

>>149067125
Play dark souls.

andromeda when

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>>149067125

lol

>>149067357
Hopefully never

>>149067357
Q1 2017

>>149062804
We still talk about games often, it's just heavily mixed with shitposting and blogposting.
>>149062982
Aw
>>149063590
You're unpleasant.
>>149064104
What's this from and why does this look like that scene from A Haunting in Connecticut?

>>149067506
thanks anon

>>149064214
There ain't no rest for the wicked?
>>149064458
It's Bosnia guy again.

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>>149040437
DA:O remake when

>>149067928
hopefully never

>>149066889

Okay, then why not escape by boat? Undead are too dumb to swim. They have enough stuff lying aroudn to build some that hold for a few hours

>>149067928
2020

>>148954101

Why is J.E. Sawyer in this thread?

I don't get it. Only reason I came here.

Why do you call Chris Avellone "Master Chris Avellone"? Surely there's no Codexers here who would know him as MCA from there. Not to mention that most BioDrones naturally hate his writing (think KotOR is better than KotOR 2, don't like PST, etc.).

Really weird thread.

>>149068040
I've about had it with you questioning BW's logic

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>>149067510
It's just Zevran singing some song and Alistair doing a war cry
>>149067959
This
>>149068040
Why are you asking me this, I didn't write the game

>>149068161

I...

hi anons!
is da2 and dai worth playing
i enjoyed most of origins

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>>149068135
>>>/out/

>>149068040
Well, if he sends undead that are actually the dead possessed by demons, they could be intelligent enough to try to or something else.

>>149068135
Because we talk about PoE sometimes

I used to lurk RPGCodex and I wouldn't be surprised if other people here did too.

>>149068295
play da2 its a masterpeice ;) fenris best huasbano ;)

>>149068295
Why don't you go and check it by yourself, m8?

>>149068295
What of Origins did you enjoy?

>>149068371

Demons never had basic swimming lessons, they have no chance!

>>149068554
They can launch one another at the boats or use flotsam or something as a flotation device.

>>149068410
I see. PoE is the BioDrone's favorite Obsidian game, right? Since it's the worst (((good))) one.

>>149068135
There's not enough interest in 4chan to make a proper Obsidian general (their most famous game is already covered by /fog/ anyway) and posters here want to follow their news. We don't actually talk about them though other than occasional KOTOR2 posts
>>149068295
I wouldn't recommend DA2 to anyone and DAI is only enjoyable if you have a bald male fetish

>>149068660
I don't think most people here could be classified as biodrones. People recommend Alpha Protocol and their other games here occasionally

>>149068747
Well Obsidian is dead meat after PoE anyway, especially after MCA left them. Even BioWare/EA Edmonton is probably gonna produce less disappointment than OE now.

I hope Sawyer gets crucified and has his intestines torn out by crows.

>>149068660
Can you get fucked with your jew echo shit?

>>149068915
There's Tranny coming out and neither Avellone nor Sawyer worked on it, I'm kind of interested in seeing how it'll turn out

>>149068985
Alright, (((Anonymous))).

Why are thighhighs so sexual?

>>149069180
You can kiss my shiksa ass, Love.

What do you think the best RPG of 2015 was? I can't decide between Underrail and Age of Decadence.

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>>149069263
>no thighhighs waifus in bioware games
>neva eva
Why even live?

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>>149069757

>>149069775
If that's a reason for you to get depressed, you should really consider suicide

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>>149069757
Is this a serious question?

>>149069757
>Age of Decadence
!!!@@@MEME ALERT@@@!!!

>>149070037
The straw that broke the camel's back

>>149070037
You first, k i k i

>>149070289
How is that a kikikin tier post?

>>149069909
>>149070146
Ah of course. Bioware lovers would naturally love fapping to Siri from Witcher 3 the most.

>>149070386
It's called "I'm trying to fit in but don't understand what anything actually means"

>>149070386
Only crazy sjw tumblrinas would hate sexy waifus.

>>149068503
like the first 80% of the game

>>149069775
No I mean really.
>thighhighs + lanky manlet = passable trap
>thighhighs + 5/10 woman = sex goddess
It's fucking magic is what it is.

>>149070473
Um /dag/+/bwg/ is a shaniboo general

So many refugees from various shitholes came here. And it's not even a Sunday!

>want to talk about DAO
>no /v/ thread
Feels bad

>>149070745
Name one bad thing about refugees...

>>149071240
Never actually talking about games that aren't Mass Effect

>>149071282
No one was talking about Mass Effect...?

>>149071396
Yes, because everyone's too busy making quality posts like "Why are thighhighs so sexual?"

>>149070617
You can try 2, but the combat is pretty monotonous and you get a bunch of the same maps. The story overall is meh, but you may still end up liking it.
DAI was open aaand you can jump.
>>149070745
I know. Where the fuck did all these people come from?
New, I can handle.. but it's like someone set off a batsignal for assholes.

>>149071524
aright thanks anon!
<3

>>149071506
Why are you still here if you get triggered by everything we talk about?

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>>149070697
A corset makes the same thing, and if the outfit has both of these pieces... Welp.

>>149071721
To whine about it, it seems. The only guaranteed way to get attention in this thread.

>2 days break from Dragon Age Dogma
>Nobody hired my pawn
WH*T THE FUCK

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>>149071941
This happens. Sumwan, hold me

>>149072113
>being a literal attention whore

>>149073464
>>149071524

Is Sawyer the smart one, or is it Avellone?

>>149073797
sawyer is the autistic one, avellone is literally god