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just made this

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>>149223971

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Early for best grandpa

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Blueberry's smug.

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Roadhog is a tragic character

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Post husbandos

>>149223971
waiting on ban edition

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>>149224005
Strawberry best berry

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>playing Ana with my new mouse
>On PS4

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>>149221631
>>149220863

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New best pairing?

>>149224092
wat

What does Reaper look like under the mask, lads? Is he a vaguely human-shaped smoke monster?

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>>149224041

>>149224120
He looks like a big guy

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This Hanzo got the fuccboi death Hanzo players deserve

>>149223971
That fucking bow ruins it.

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>>149224002
ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME?

>>149224120
Danny Trejo

>>149223971
Her face looks retarded tbhfamiliadesusenpai

>>149224169
>console
lmao

I would've ulted him desu

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post sick plays

>>149224120
I'd imagine a misshapen melted face

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For those genji mains

>>149224229
Does he support the "Dicks out for Winston" movement?

>>149224120
Deadpool

>>149221798
Working as intended.

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>>149224278

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>>149224278

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>they left me to become this thing
>they left me to suffer

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>>149224318
This poster is a girl btw

Someone post Old Soldiers in a readable fucking format

>>149224398
You could at least post something different.

>team spends their entire time hunting down two genjis
>instead of attacking the point
>no one even went Winston

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tfw you nano boost a Mercy

>>149224529
It's my only non audio webm. I'll get some new stuff just for you, anon. Tomorrow though.

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>tfw I just got the best Torbjorn emote

>>149224605
Can someone translate this out of gookspeak?

>>149224120
probably burnt as fuck but with the flesh not looking whole.
i think theyll save the reveal for an animated short.

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NAME A WORST GIRL

protip: all of them

>>149224318

Literally fucking reddit. What's next?

"I made a real life version of the deodorant D.Va uses, please upvote by the thousands and donate to my patreon"

>wow, did someone send this to blizzard yet?
>shitty pun
>shitty D.Va gremlin joke
>shitty puns following the D.Va gremlin joke

>>149224272
Hanzo is so bad here in console land it's amazing. He is picked every game still. The hitbox nerf is going to come down on him HARD and I can't wait.

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>>149224517
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>>149224774
You okay, anon?

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>>149224149
Good choice

>>149224683
>"DOKDO IS KOREAN!"
>"JAPAN ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!"
>"NEVER FORGET COMFORT WOMEN!"

>>149224816
>implying they will even nerf him on console

>>149224774
It's kind of creepy how obsessive redditors get. At least chanfags are just creepy in the "I want to lick X character's fartbox" kind of way

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>>149224774
Anon, what the fuck.

Fact: Don't give a fuck and your accuracy will improve.

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>>149224605

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>Heroes where the heroic highlight intro is better than the unlockables

Tracer
Dva
Winston

>>149224773
I think we all agree the worst is Symmetra

>>149224883
I'm under the impression the hitbox nerf is for every platform and not just PC.

>>149224985
>Winston

His glasses cleaning is the best

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>>149224605
Had this happen twice in a game. Really wants Rein for herself, that lady.

Does anyone know what Ana's butt looks like? She's been playable for a while now, and I've yet to see anyone thoroughly examining her model in search of an answer. Have we just not done it out of respect?

>>149224985
No, the eject one for D.Va is the best

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>>149225093

>>149224985


SHIT TASTE
H
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>>149225093
doesnt matter you have tracer's ass

>>149225253
what ass?

i want to get this game but 60€ seems like a little too much
does blizzard ever do sales? how long will it take for the price to go down?

>>149224985
Tracer's default is a best, but her laughing one is 2 cute

>>149224985
>Have Tracer's ass pose
>Refuse to use it just because of the MUH SJWS shitstorm that plagued /v/ for weeks over it

>>149224378
Thats amazing

>getting rolled
>getting salty
>charged by rein into a wall
>about to get more salty
> CATCH PHRASE

I burst out laughing. Rein is the best character in the damn game.

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>>149225093

>>149225286
Games dying fast. Not worth it.

>>149225286
>sales

hahahaha

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>>149225064
Can you blame her for wanting Reinhardt's BGC? Just imagine how fucking huge it would be.

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>>149224976

>>149219314
sauce?

>>149225381
Imagine how saggy and gross it is in her old age though

Also how come Ana actually seems to know what she's doing with that sniper whereas Widow just stands up as straight as fucking possible like a lamp post

>>149225383
how could it possibly die
it hasnt even been one year and it was a huge hit right? i mean, other than sarge 76 all the heroes seem kinda interesting
is there any other game were classes actually make a difference instead of just changing small specifics ?

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>>149225280
DAT ASS

>>149223430
I had an ex like that. She liked to try to make me eat my own cum after giving me blowies. She knew I wouldn't hit her, so I always had to grapple with her to keep her face away until she gave up and swallowed.
I could've just not gotten blowies, but I really enjoy blowies.

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>>149225381
My heart skipped a beat.

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>>149225505
Because Ana has decades of actual sniper experience while Widowmaker is just some brainwashed housewife?

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>>149225381
>you will never pump Ana's womb full of semen and then have her give birth to your child 9 months later
Life isn't worth living
>>149225505
>widow
>standing straight

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>>149225467
Reinhardt is probably the kind of guy who saves his dick for marriage.

>>149225286

Maybe Christmas. 2017. Blizz stuff doesn't really go on sale. If you want console you might be able to pick it up for 40 around the holidays.

>>149224976
>>149225472
what is this from

>>149225572

There you go, you get it.

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>still falls for it after hanzo dies infront of him
>>149224378
Anyone have the webm of when this actually did happen on Hanamura?

>>149224120
He's probably a cloud of nanites.

>>149225517
/v/ has been saying it's going to die for too long now for them to back down now

>>149225286
It's probably not going to go on sale any time soon. Maybe Christmas?

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>>149225467
Too bad another old person took Reinhardt already

>>149225604
You'd think Talon would brainwash some posture into that booberry slut

>>149225619
Reinhardt missed leg day.

>>149225723
This is still the best Widowtracer art

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Would you pay 300$ just to let Hana Song acknowledge your very existence?

>Characters facing left
Ana
Lucio
McCree
Mei
Mercy
Soldier: 76
Symmetra
Widowmaker
Winston

>Characters facing right
Bastion
D.Va
Genji
Hanzo
Junkrat
Pharah
Reaper
Reinhardt
Roadhog
Torbjorn
Tracer
Zenyatta

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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>>149225794
nah this is

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>>149224423
>xde4thkid666
You fuckers are killing me.

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>tfw too scared to talk in the mic because people might make fun of your deep monotone voice

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Who's old heroes here?
Also post em

>>149225939
Just start narrating the game

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>>149225939
i got you anon

>>149225517
>>149225691
My queues are upward of 2 minutes for quick play and 4 to 5 for competitive. I'm ranked fairly high but that's still a bit ridiculous. I don't even see familiar names anymore. Just whatever matchmaking can scrape together.

>>149225939
I feel like the only people who get shit on for using mic are literal children (which there are plenty of on console desu) and people with thick accents

>>149225517
Shut up shill. If you dont want this to die tell your bosses to outsource the balancing to Icefrog. "Taking turns in the OP spotlight" is not balancing

Also fix your fucking matchmaking, rank gain/loss and server connectivity

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What do you think Ana and Jack are going to do in there free time now that they go together after the comic?

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>>149225991
I can finally try out Ana now, thank god

>>149226001
Have you ever considered that maybe you're playing at shitty hours or you're just better than everyone else and the game can't possibly match you with people who compare because you're awesome I love you

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>>149225991
Posted, lad.

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>>149225991

>>149226113
play pokemon go

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>>149225064

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>mfw I got a quad kill with D.Va's ult
That one second change made a big different.

>>149226140
I see you updated it from last week, when only Zarya was your pick of choice

>>149225939
The deeper the voice, the more respect you'll get you silly nigger.

I wish I had a deep voice.

>>149226131
Bro tier

>>149226140
Gremlin tier

>>149226168
What team do you think Jack plays on? Do you think Gabriel follows him and captures every Gym Jack captures just to spite him?

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>>149225842
totally this one

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>>149225482
No idea.

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I imagine i'm slowpoking hard here, but torsos of that white bot which is assumed to be Athena for most part are scattered around Anubis. What's the backstory for that map anyway?

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>>149225939
I've never met a person with an aurally pleasing voice on a mic in any game, so you've probably got nothing to worry about.

It's either:
>Think Southern drawl
>Pedro with soccer game in the background
>Child with annoying voice of kid that gets bullied for having a funny accent

I wish they would just add the option to run every voice through a voice changer.

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>>149226116
>>149226131
I'd take you all on my team
>>149226140
Even you

>>149226267
I really need to get in on this VR.

My launcher keeps scanning the game for errors, doesn't find any, and scans more to no end. Anyone know how to fix this shit?

>>149226274
>Male Pharah
>Stryker from Mortal Kombat x2
>Johnny Cage
>Kronk from Emperor's New Groove
>A Space Marine Terminator
>A Robot That There Will Probably Be Porn Of Some Day

I like this alt cast that we'll probably never get to see

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>>149225991
>Not having a go-to Hero for every type

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>>149225991

>>149226116
You're a good person. Too bad you're on console.

>>149226267
oy lads who has my sauce

>>149225619
>jew nose level over 9000

>>149226037
wha
did you hit your head when you were little
do you actually think i work in blizzard

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>>149226354
You better save up, pham.
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>>149226459
You sure you want it?
It's futa.

>>149226494
>It's futa.
ffs

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>>149226494

>>149226119
Love you too, anon. You know that. I can't play more than a few games every other day. It's just not fun anymore. If you think you'll enjoy it, buy it. It's definitely fallen from grace though. Well in my opinion anyway.

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>>149225991

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>>149226616
>Not wanting to suck on Widowmaker's throbbing purple schlong

What are you, gay?

>>149226616
>he doesn't like dickgirls
Faggot

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>>149226494
>It's futa.
I'll take it anyways.

>>149226761
>>149226616
I'm sorry phams.
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2058880

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Im sick of idiots on my teams FEEDING THE OTHER TEAM ULT

Theyre rank 55-60, youre in the top 10-25% of players, you'd think they'd figure out how to not take so much damage?? Play cover, even if youre a tank. Dont push 2v5s without heal support, PRESS TAB AND SEE WHO IS UP!!!

How retarded are people??? If youre level 55+ and youre still feeding then you need to rethink how you play.

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>15 hours on widow
>15 kill average
>5 death average
>45% scope accuracy

I...Is that okay? Overwatch is my first PC FPS.

>>149226427
That's what the sometimes are for me at least.

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>>149226494
>It's futa.

I need this.

HOLY SHIT

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND HOW TO PLAY PHARAH

YOU DON'T SHOOT AT THE ENEMY

YOU SHOOT AT THEIR VAGINA

I CLIMBED FROM 5% WINRATE TO 10% JUST NOW 19 CONSECUTIVE WINS

MY GOD PHARAH IS FUN

>>149226910
Body shots are the key to a happy life.

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>>149226896
see
>>149226815

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>>149226815

>>149226910
ur a bit l8

>>149226852
I think of sometimes as either second-picks for if someone else instalocks or if my first choice just isn't viable. My mains are what I'm best at, but they're not always the best choice, especially considering I put Mei as my defensive main.

>dropped from rank 63 to rank 55

there's no go back is there

it feels worse than quickplay

>>149227039
Its because of idiots dont understand how to not feed

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>>149226696
Are YOU?

>>149225286
Blizzard did a sale for Starcraft 2 a couple years ago. I wouldn't expect Overwatch to drop in price for at least 4 or 5 years.

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>>149225991
I hate when someone takes trashmouse and doesn't use him right. If I have to go rein or mercy, at least go full jihad

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god I hate tanks

honestly the only way to improve this game is by adding scoreboard

>>149226396
<>want to play overwatch
<>open launcher and Overwatch are apparently files corrupt
<>launcher scans game for errors
<>doesn't find any errors
<>launcher runs another scan
<>never ending loop

What is this shit? How do I fix it?

>>149227097
don't main a class, learn all the classes so you can flex and fill roles.

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>>149226815
I couldn't leave well enough alone fuck this place

>>149224318


What printer did you use for that?

>>149227034
That's fair, though i often go soldier on defense so i can back up the healer, so that's why my defense category is pretty meh

>>149227097
If you want a jihad done right, sometimes you just gotta grab a camel and do it yourself

>>149226840
By feeding do you mean when your team doesn't group up and they go in one after the other to their inevitable deaths?

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>>149224120
I like the current creepypasta mistake yet still fuckable Reaper people are still drawing but something like pic related would be hotter to me.

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i want to get an overwatch-themed tattoo, which character should i use?

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>>149227503
Why would you do such a horrible thing

>>149227503

Lucio would fit you.

>>149227503
>Getting an Overwatch themed tattoo
As someone who has a couple tattoos, don't do that.

>>149227503
Your favorite character's insignia.

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>>149225991
Green is more like "play commonly" rather than "main"

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Pharah is so waifu, but now that I've seen Ana's younger model I wish this game took place in an older time when she was still young. Look how fit she is right now at her age, running around and keeping up with the best of them. Imagine how much fitter she was back then when she was still in her prime.

I want to marry both Pharah and young Ana at the same time.

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>>149227223
Robo 3D R1
>>149227182
I know. I've been trying to pick whatever's useful if i don't think trashmouse will work.

>>149227503
>Getting a tattoo
>Getting a tattoo of something that will be dead in a couple of years

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>>149227503
A full back tattoo of Reinhardt.

That, or put inspirational quotes from Reinhardt to motivate you during the day.

>>149227632
>waifuing a sandnigger

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>>149227632
Ana already had a child, she already had someone.
Pharah needs someone to love her.

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>Now entering Temple of Anu-"
NOPE

Tell me /owg/, which map you hate with a burning passion?

>>149227684
CATCHPHRASE

da fuck is up with the new overtime system. I'm literally standing on the point at anubis and it ends the game

>>149226815
widowfags are literally the worst posters
it's undeniable

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>>149224060

Oh hey. Wanna group up?

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>>149227712
>"Now entering Numbani"

>>149227315
that, and just not taking cover and just taking tons of damage. I had a team in comp with 3 level 60s give the other team 10 ults in 2 minutes.

>>149227503
DUMB
U
M
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>>149227613
>>149225991
My brain potato'd. Revised edition.

>>149227613
Undecided about roadhog?
Do you just hate girth?
Also i read these because i find it interesting to see what people gravitate towards.

>>149227636
Is that peace keeper parts in that screenshot? Do you actually get to put it together? Neat.

>>149227712
Hollywood. I always seem to have a miserable time on Hollywood.

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>>149227503
don't
get a star-shaped birthmark on your neck as tattoo instead, never regretted mine

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>>149227798
Your waifu deserves all your unconditional love, no matter if she has a feminine 20 inch dick or not.

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>>149227712
Hanamura attack

Cheeki Breeki Industries in general

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So it's pretty obvious now to everyone that has a handle of the game that Bastion is pretty weak. At first new players especially those that never played FPS before thought he was OP and got him nerfed a bit back in alpha. (Though the 360 degrees is nice)

What can be done to fix him?

Being immobile in sentry mode just gets you killed way, way too easy and you can't defend yourself. Shield needed or what to survive?

He was always right next to Zenyatta and Mei for bottom tier, something's gotta be done.

>>149227817

>Buds instead of overear headphones

Pleb.

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>>149227338
poor 76

>>149227861
I don't necessarily hate him but I don't play him either. Not too big on his one-trick-pony playstyle. Also I agree with the whole "find it interesting to see what people gravitate towards." thing

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>>149227701
>Pharah needs someone to love her.

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>>149227503
You should save that money and instead buy some heavy duty rope from The Home Depot

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>>149227874
Yep

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>play bastion in every situation
>win and everyone on the enemy team's salty, and call me a bitch, but my team gets salty if/when i get POTG because 'muh highlights'
>lose, MY team's salty, and blame anything on me
>get exp anyway, derp about in chat, if they get too angry about how they suck sometimes I just stop trying and stand still or go wander about the map
>sometimes respond with copy-pasted quips in chinese that mean who fucking knows, add a few ? or ! to make it seem like a sentence, to get everyone mad and telling me to go back to asian servers
Overwatch is a game for pissing people off and drinking, and if you're not playing for loot boxes and silly games, you're making this worth more than it needs to be.

>>149227986
Why is Mercy making her suck the pistol?

>>149228003

I get it because he's so fat he'd snap a regular rope if he tried to hang himself right

>>149227791
Was it the first or second point? If you capture the first point in overtime and you're already at the time bank stage (where you don't gain additional time after capturing the first point in the round) then you can't capture the second point even if you're on it.

>want to play overwatch
>open launcher and Overwatch are apparently files corrupt
>launcher scans game for errors
>doesn't find any errors
>launcher runs another scan
>never ending loop

What is this shit? How do I fix it?

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>>149228003
Fixed.

are au servers down?

i just got matched into a 200 ping comp game (thanks for not having the option to select regions)

im pinging normal to syd.valve.net but the ip they give for hots au is timing out

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>>149228051
Prelude to the actual thing.

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>>149227874
McCree's revolver seems really huge from what I've seen from the parts. Tracer's pistol is like 9 or so inches.

>>149228164

Hi this is Blizzard tech support. I see you're having an issue with one of our games today. Have you tries turning off your computer, and then turning it back on? If that doesn't work, try reinstalling the game.

There I just saved you a bunch of time waiting for them to help you.

>>149227503
Yes thats a good idea, I suggest you to do some r34 themed shit, it will be relevant forever

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Help
Commando 76 or NightOps 76?

>>149227338
H-how does he talk?
>AH GOH EUH EH AH SIAHS
>>149228274
skelly76

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>>149228237
S-she doesn't shoot Pharah, right?

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APOSTLETRIAD WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME??????

>>149228164
probably just a hard reinstall by that point

>>149228217
I'm still getting 35 ping, i think you may have gotten tossed into a wrong region game

>>149228274
Commando

>>149228274
Daredevil

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>>149228274
Strike Commander Morrison.

>>149228347
She does.
Just not with what you're thinking.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JAcMh54Q5Y

Why is this guy so angry

>Ana update rolls around
>Suddenly voice chat doesn't work, and I can't hear what my team says

Guess I'm not playing Comp ever again. Thanks, Blizzard.

>>149227951

My only cans aren't circumaural so I use the buds when I want to use the mic

>>149228249
is there a way to reduce the very obvious marks of 3D printing?

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Why are you tryharding in qp ApostleTriad?

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>>149228182

How is she so perfect

>>149228665
Could probably touch it up with a layer of model paint.

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>>149227698
tbqh I bought the game for Healslut, Blueberry, and Gremlin. Didn't give too shits about Egyptian Samus. Then she just grew on me in the 2 or 3 games I played with her.

That face and that voice. Pharah is for marrying. Young Ana is for marrying. Young Ana and Adult Pharah together at the same time is for my fetish.

But Mercy, Widowmaker, D.Va, Pharah, and young Ana altogether at once? That would be the best sex-tuple ever.

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I have the shekels. Imp or Devil Mercy?

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>>149225991
Yes!

>>149228864
>I have the shekels.
Then get both.

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>Banned from competitive
>Haven't left a single match, even when I dropped from 58 to 45 in a week

Did I just get banned for being a shitter?

>Junkrat STILL hasn't been nerfed

Okay, the game's been out for a while now, so when is this joke going to end?

>>149228864

I think imp looks nicer. The red on devil is a bit garish.

>>149228665
Yes. Most printers usually use .4mm nozzles and three walls (1.2mm). You can either gesso+sand+paint or just sand+paint

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>>149228864
Devil

So which heroes counter/shutdown Ana the hardest?

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>playing McSkill
>enemy McCree can never get his ult off
>shoot twice and delete him every time

>>149228937
Might've been reported.
Ask Blizzard if you've broken any rules, and if you don't they'll unban you.

>>149228864
None, you buy Amber and treat everyone like the peasants they truly are.

>>149228237
loomis

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>>149228697
Built and improved for loving.

>>149229004
Dicks out for Harambe

>>149228961
He's not that strong. It's like the day one Bastion complaints. People have learned to deal with it

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>tfw running away from mercy so she doesnt buff my 20% accuracy
>continues to follow me throughout the match anyways

>>149229004
Everyone but supports.

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>>149228875
10/10

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>>149227701
>ywn make pharah feel the way mercy does

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>>149229004
Ask Widowmaker.

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>Junkrat's steel trap wind up time is so perfect that it will hit a charging Reinhardt no matter where he starts his charge

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Why is this keep happening

>>149229107

So everyone is going to complain about McCree being able to 2hk people with headshots from 20 feet away, but it's okay for Junkrat to be able to kill someone from literally across the map?

I knew this general was full of Blizzard cocksuckers but I guess I never realized just how infested it really is.

>Ran across a level 428 person

Jesus christ I can understand high 200s, maybe 300, but 400?

>>149229257
>Gook
That's why, kill yourself

>Last 3 crates all had Money in them
I like this

>>149229004
>>149229076
>>149229193
I wouldn't name Harambe as a counter since she can just sleep dart the huge gorilla and have her team go at him.
I think offense characters are her biggest counter, specially since she has no escape option and her only hope is hitting the sleep dart, a quick hero with a small hitbox will completely screw her over and it's easy to get in close with Reaper.

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>>149225991

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>>149228857
She's 2qt.

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>>149229257
Because you are a gook

>>149229379
>rip this patch
waht?

>>149228560
>using aeon old maymays and twitch emotes

Yeah I'm not watching that.

>>149229350
Torbjorn does work on her as well

So they've nerfed Symmetra on console as well as toblercuntboy?

Has anyone ever called for a Symmetra nerf ever?

Herp derp console durr yeah I know.

>>149224092
Makes just as much sense as pharmercy desu

>tfw in a losing funk

My responses feel sluggish and I know damn well I'm a discredit to team. I need to put down OW and walk away but it's hard.

>>149229062

T-This is a christian image board anon-sama... y-you can't post things like that here.

>>149229494
Literally nobody complained about Symmetra
It's completely unwarranted

>>149229263
Bait.
I'm a damn good tmouse and Pharah, 76, McCree, and Roadhog can easily desk with him. Plus he has to get close enough to reach your team so it's also easy for Tracer to blink and erase him.

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>>149229494
How did they nerf her?
Shes crazy strong sometimes

I'm sorry to everyone who solo queues and gets paired with our group.

I placed 58, but the friends I play with all pulled low 40s (we couldn't qualify together). Now I'm rank 42 because we can't field a full team, so we're the 4 man you keep getting paired with who doesn't actually want to try. I don't understand why they want to play comp and only comp without even pretending to be competitive about it and bitch when they lose, but they are my boys and I can't just roll without them.

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>>149229435

What the fuck is it with teams having half their players afk

>>149229524
L U C I O

Pharah rock fall-off damage when? Sick of getting rocket sniped from 2 miles away, they are so hard to dodge since the hitbox on them is gargantuan

>>149229581
30% nerf on turrets

>>149229558

>I'm a damn good tmouse

You and everyone else with an appendage capable of holding down m1

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>>149229529
Yeah, having Widow close to you and looking directly at you with a smile on her face is 2lewd.

All these quickplay DPS Anas tho

>>149229632
They're so easy to dodge.

So what's the verdict: how threatening is a Zenyatta with torb and symmetra buffs?

>>149229621
Torbjorn has a gun that does great damage, and has standard Mobility. So long as you're not a turtle, you're fine.

>>149229632
Play quake and come back later

>>149229632
>hitbox on them gargantuan

You're fucking bad

>>149229494
>>149229551
>>149229581
>>149229640
30 fucking percent? her turrets have no health though. There's no reason at all to nerf them

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WHY THE FUCK DID THEY NERF S76
FUCK THIS SHITTY GAME

>>149229257
>being korean
Watashi ha

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>>149229524
I'd play with you but I'm trying not to fall asleep at work
>>149229647
I'm too autistic to just sit and m1, I need to mine jump and go full terrorist

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>>149229640
Wait what?
If anything had been considered OP on her I would think it was the 120dps auto-lock left click, not the 1hp 25dps turrets

What the fuck is wrong with console players

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>>149229004
Mei

>>149229665
Reminder that she's ice cold to the touch.

>>149229424
S T E P R I G H T U P can 2-3 shot you from 2 miles away which makes Pharah horrible this patch.

>>149229771
More like what's wrong with Blizzard, nobody on console complained about Symmetra, and are completely clueless why they did it

>>149229717
The problem with that is that Torbjorn has no mobility and no combat abilities outside of his armor packs.
So how is he supposed to get past the enemy team and shoot Ana?

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>>149225939

>2 brits start arguing in their limey voices
>use my thick russian accent and calm deep voice to tell them to calm down and play as a team
>they actually calm the fuck down and we win

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>>149229581
>Shes crazy strong sometimes

She's only strong when the enemy team is retarded, just like Bastion and Torb.

If you have someone hunt her teleporter she is borderline useless.

>b-but muh sentries

So many heroes clear them with ease.

>b-but muh auto-aim gun

People get away from you with your shitty range or just kill you before you kill them.

>b-but muh shields

You're taking up a support slot where another hero could do so much more.

I'm only being a salty cunt because Sym was one of my favourite heroes, but the higher I climbed in competitive the more useless she became because the enemy team knows how to deal with her.

>fuck around with friends in QP
>suddenly queued against Ster

well fuck me what's that faggot doing in QP

>not playing mercy mccree and zenyatta
>mccree headshotting someone one hit kills 200hp characters
>2 body shots for everyone but tanks

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>>149229803
She just needs someone to warm her up.

>>149229771
If it's like Torbjorn complaints, it involves 6+ being in the same doorway, and it was complained about for like a week of the game, then everyone adjusted and it was no longer a problem.

Torb Turret was never too good. There were simply too many Torb Turrets in spots where they could defend each other. to combat this, they reduced the damage 30%. Then they added teamstacking in Comp, nullifying the need for the nerf. Only Blizzard didn't remove it. So now Torbjorn is an average mobility, average damage character with armor packs and a turret that doesn't hit hard at all.

>Hover around 44 for past couple days with 44% win
>Win 3 games today
>Rank 47

I didn't think ranked was too broken until now. I have no idea how this shit works.

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how the fuck do you fight Zarya? does she have actual counter?
tried Reaper but i usually end up with very low health

>>149230014
Atleast it can alert people of flankers, not like anyone pays attention anyway. Half the time I'd plop it down and just keep walking, they never expect the shotgun in the ass as they're killing a lvl 1 turret.

>>149230110
Basically anyone that can chase her/evade her while her shield's on cooldown.

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>>149229943

>mfw damage boosting a 45%+ accuracy McCree post-buff

They never took point A

>>149230110
So wait, you killed her but had low health? Only advice is try not to face tank her laser pointer, drop on her in a team fight when her attention is elsewhere.

>>149229004
Junkrat ruins her quick

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Why is Mercy such a skank? She just flirts and cheats with everyone. EVERYONE. No shame, no loyalty.

>>149229748

The only reason I can think of is her artificially high win rate, but they surely understand that it's artificial.

My other guess is that this was the quick and dirty way to fix torbs, just nerf all builder damage.


I haven't actually had a chance to play her yet, but a30% damage nerf sounds like it's just destroyed my favorite autist.

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>>149230169
Tracer maybe? damn i'm shit with Tracer

>>149230202
yeah you can pop her shield and shoot her to death before she kills you

>>149230171
>tfw you can be his slut after the game

>>149230235
It's a setup for her swole dyke gf to get jealous and beat them up.

>>149230110
Reaper is a pretty good choice, just bait out her shield, wait it out, and shred her when it's gone. Also hope you have teammates who aren't retarded and shoot when her shield's up. She also can't do much against snipers.

>>149230235
She's the last Aryan on Earth and wants to repopulate.

Who else has been playing D.va a lot more since the patch? I'm happy I can finally play her in competitive since she's so much fun to play.

>>149229841

Hardly anyone complained about torbs either tbqhfamalam. Removing stacking in comp was honestly probably enough. If you can't feel with one turret, even on console, then you're shit. The only problem was when there were three with interlocking fire.

Blizzard listen to the noisy whiners and shitters too much.

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>>149230252
Her turrets weren't even that bad, the only problem they'd give you is being a high mobility flanker and getting them stacked on you. Even then that was hardly an issue cause any Symmetra that would actually be a problem just used them to alert her team and slow down people in a fight for easier picks. Although people on consoles are fucking oblivious to anything unless it's right in front of them so I guess.

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HOL UP NOW

i got one more image for you guys, hope you use them

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>>149225991
Though Rein was definitely a main and D.va was definitely Sudoku tier before the patch.

>>149230306
Pharah's pretty good, you can keep out of range of the laser and there's no way she can get the consistent mortar on you. When her shield's down it'll be hard for her to escape.

>>149230306
I know, if you killed her then you countered her only advice is be more squirrelly when fighting her. Just cause you have low health doesn't mean anything just means you need more practice fighting Zaryas.