Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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nth for ppd

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This is an Arteezy thread

>nahaz coach

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>Have Nahaz coach you
>Lose

>Cyborgfat stealing food
>Literal Jojo-tier "your next line is..." gameplay

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he didnt mean it

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Why is Drow OP now?

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S.W.N.L.

>>149221130
>argue for hours about minor shit

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First for Secret will never lose!

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hey!

What do I need to be a secret fangay? can someoen give me a zip

>>149221261
https://www.reddit.com/register/

>>149221179
Because pros are still too afraid to play centaur despite his amazing winrates

>>149221261
Fap to loli doujins.

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apologize

>>149221261
4 years hard time on /a/

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>>149221261
you must never doubt

Where the fuck is Immortal 3s?
Where?
Where the fuck is it Valve?

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nth for archived 9k stream

>inb4 mac-fag

yes

What's the best hero for someone with autism?

>>149221503
slark

>>149221438

>twitch chat

fucking kill yourself before you turn 17 kid.

>>149221503
huskar

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>>149221503
wait when the hell did RTZ hit 9k? Didn't he drop to 7.5k after he had a mental breakdown?

>>149221557
i had to, for old times

>>149221503
Dragon Knight

>>149221503
Tinker probably, maybe NP too

>>149221613

don't ever reply to my posts again kid.

>>149221660
pssh nothing personal

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>Nahaz trying to be a coach

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Why is there a Dragon Knight, but no Knight Dragon?

>>149221316
done
>>149221357
its been a while but ok
>>149221392
done
>>149221405
the hardest challenge you have asked of me.

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>Nahaz comes back and slaps his notepad down on the table

>>149221605
he got it a month or so ago. He was playing in EU servers while in Turkey and spammed a lot of TB, Anti-Mage, and Invoker.

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>that one hero you really enjoy playing, but you shit the bed with them in every game
what's her name?

>>149221898
winston

coL coaches: Old Man Nahaz
Sec coaches: Aui_2EarthshakerSlammaJammaTi5, Bilbo "bulba" "dragonslayer" Kanishka Sosale, Theeban "1337" Siva

its not even fair

>>149221814
I can't stop imagining him yelling at his team just like in that spergout in mafia

>>149221779
shut the fuck up

>>149221503
speaking from experience, I'd say lion, sniper, ogre, zeus or drow

>>149221898

bob

he likes the jungle

he dislikes dumbfucks that make reddit posts like yours

>The favorites among the participants are Evil Geniuses and Team Secret, two lineups that recently underwent major roster swaps and a long gantlet run through the TI Open Qualifiers. While both teams handily cleared the bar to make it to The International, they won't be competing against random teams from the NA and EU servers this weekend; instead, they'll be competing at a higher level against teams that were invited or have already been vetted through a regional qualifier

>There are formidable challengers for the StarLadder title, however: Fnatic, the Southeast Asian champs who had a similar tough run through the Qualifiers, and Natus Vincere, who are fresh off a fourth-place finish at The Summit. The former will be looking to get some more experience against unfamiliar opponents, especially among the lower-tier American squads

>Call teams winning through TI qualifiers as not a big deal
>Then make fnatic seem as big deal despite having issues in the weakest qualifier

baka

Reminder that nahaz is PAID for his """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""coaching""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Is meme carry Abaddon still the way to go?

If so what is his carry build?

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Post THAT webm.

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>>149221963
>TI5 winner+TI5 winners coach
Who can stop them now?

>>149221963
Is BSJ also coaching them?

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>>149222168

>>149222098
all of their """""conversations""""" probably go down like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fBfmPENyK0

>>149222230
It would actually be better, you know. He's 7,5k mmr.

>>149222349
>I'm telling you guys tiny has a 80% winrate vs x
>dude nahz we're not picking tiny he's gonna get fucked
>THE STATS SAY TINY IS THE PICK

>>149221405
>Wake up
>s4 is on the same planet as me
what do

>>149222435

do you think nahaz "forces his picks" into swindlezz "meta"?

>>149222507
thats lewd anon

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>>149222435
>pick Tiny
>lose

>see Nahaz exasperatingly slam his stats book on the table behind the stream couch

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>>149222505
leave the planet

it should be illegal to outdraft this hard

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>>149222168
okay...

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what the fuck is this draft even

>dazzle huskar

Col are tilted as fuck.

>>149222690
for which team senpai

clue us in to your autism

>>149221963
Both teams?
Non ult Stun?

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>>149222168

huskar about to feed horribly

what website is this?

>>149222812
I'm guessing your responding to

>>149222690

>ET has a stun
>Disruption cancels TPs
>Morph has stun

wtf you talking about non-ult stun

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>alpine ursa

>>149222970
Alpine Ursa is more fitting cosmetic with regards to guidelines and old art style than current hats.

Fuck Valve.

TOURNAMENT MODE NO HATS WHEN

>RTZ mad as fuck
everytime, god i love Artour

>>149222879
this is r/d2g

>>149222168
how did he do 400 damage

>>149222970

Alpine ursa makes a lot more sense now considering the new cosmemetics

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nice runes

How honeypot is Slavladder?

>>149222959
Not reliable enough

>>149223109
huskar turned off his armlet to toggle but gyro had rockets up so he died

>>149223109
>tfw I was almost dumb enough to post this

huskar fucked up his armlet toggle

>>149223151
>TI in less than a month
Extremely.

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>>149222168

>>149223025
Right when I think of bear warriors I think of lederhosen

SWNL

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baffled

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>URSA mid vs. HUSKAR+IO
What did PPY mean by this?

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>EE

>>149223406
that pizza looks good tho

2HRD

>>149223406
>this is a 10/10 pizza in America

when will rubick become a 325+ ms hero?

>>149223406

>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pizza""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>149223151
??
Even ppd confirmed that there is no such thing as hiding strats. When is d2g catching up with others memes?

what if IO empower had a toggle so it turned on by itself whenever you or your tether took damage?

>>149223556
>sure goy, I'm totally not scheming!

>>149223626
it has a small cooldown but would be cool if aghs removed it and did that

>>149223556
rofl

I'm sure the teams at the summit gave it their best for they 40k first place

>EE 3 strength

Post THE webm

>>149223556
>ppd

Opinion discarded.

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>>149223701

puppey the mastermind

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>>149223701
>Post THE webm

which fucking webm is that

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>>149223701

>>149223773
from the thumbnail i thought this was a horse gif lmao

>>149223907
DELETE THIS

>Pick arc warden
>20 minutes in
>manta and diffusal is 300 mana burn/second
why is this allowed

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>>149223773
when was this

>>149223887
why didn't she take off her shoes indoors?

>>149223887
Never skip a leg day.

>>149223987

>be american
>be butthurt
>make a long post that nobody will read

and you still have shit pizza

>>149223887
>>149224082
I keep expecting a penis to pop out or scat or something, but I guess it's just vanilla porn you're posting

>>149224094
i read it

>>149223987
>be American
>get shot

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>>149223701
miss me?

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>>149224154
>be German
>get axed

>>149223987

>be american
>get mad
>spew /pol/ menes

like poetry

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>dazzle getting cheeky with tide
>bear lands on his head

>>149224179
>>149224016
>>149223887

Fuck off with that granny porn

Disgusting.

>>149224308
Holy fuck how slow is your internet?

>be me
>play sd
>on team with TB
>My disruption illusions get an ultra kill
>Solo enemy carry with purge and my illusions
nefs when?

mods?

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>>149224154
>>149224094
>>149224263
heh....................................................................................................................................

>>149224376
No, you got it. It was this one.

>>149224372
*grabs you by the throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF?

>>149224428
literally goodTB

https://youtu.be/nIsobj45kuI?t=1h7m42s

ALL IT TAKES IS ONE OF US

>>149224449
that's a big benis

>EE playing BSJ inspired Morphling

CLQ would be proud

>>149224473
ok thens

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i like this thread

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>>149224525
UUUU

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Dota 2

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>tfw expecting all these girls to have huge dicks but all I see are vaginas
Am I a degenerate?

What if Morphling agh's could morph allied stats, including int?

>porn webms

Know your audience here. What we are really addicted to are (you)s and memes. Give us addicts our fix.

>bulba
heh

>15K NW can't fight at all.-

Good hero Icefraud

SWNL?

>>149224703
badTB

>>149224525
444444444
44444U444
4444UU44
444U4U44
44U44U44
4UUUUU4
44444U444
44444U444
44444U444
444444444

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Quality thread here.

more porn pls

>>149224791
post the pugna one :3

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I might as well post some good porn then if we're doing this

>>149224825
MODERATORS

>>149224856

>Put the best laner in dota history on a heavily unfavored lane

Makes sense to me

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>>149224657
Nice, I've actually never seen the whole picture, thanks famigdala

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based pornposters

>>149224825
>imploding

>/d2g/
>everyone just post porn

Nice general dotards

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>>149224831

Why play Huskar if you're such a bitch with it and never commit?

>go for rax
>lose your own rax

kek.

>>149225070
but 8cm is average

>no rule 34 Io

Dotards?

>>149225159
thats inches not cm senpai

>>149225078
never ever ;_____;

Why is everyone bullying this Nahaz guy?

>>149224901
code?

>>149225219
5 inches is average.

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did all the new jannys quit already

>>149225224
looks like yu shinoda if that helps

This is the kind of work ethic you get when they do it for free

>>149225241

jesus christ that's disgusting.

Why is pro porn so awful?

>>149225294
Alright thanks

>>149225241

>gif.webm

>>149225337
more of this

>>149225337
where are those girl's vaginaias?

so what do you do against this morph bullshit?

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>for some reason it's always Swindle getting caught out
Where the fuck is Tobi, I'm so sick of these fucking dogshit casters
The secret is out!

>>149225316
what

you better not be fucking with me

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Why haven't we started a gulag exclusive fap thread on some red board?

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>shitty match
>shitty play
>shitty porn

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>col

>>149225337
>girls

Why the fuck doesn't the beast master have a force staff for the linkens, jesus fuck. Could have never split pushed if he had it.

At least this series confirms that Secret still sucks balls at fight coordination, relying on all their usual crutches even against trash teams like col

>compleshittty

>>149225436
who's that pokemon?

>>149225465
THERE WAS A FUCKING STICKY ON /H/ FOR IT. THE GUY WHO MADE IT THANKED 4CHAN FOR GIVING IT SO MUCH ATTENTION.

>>149225465
it came out like two months ago, look up LIRU on nyaa

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Apologize

>>149225224
021014-540

>>149225465
nigga it was all over 4chan

>>149225337
Why the heck does that girl have a penis...?????

>>149225582
>>149225589
HOW DID I MISS THIS

>Post porn
>Secret wins

Icefraud?

>>149225078
what game is this

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YOU ARE ______!

>>149225693
too bad its shit lmao

>>149225763
hard

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>post normal porn
>no replies
>post trap porn
>4UUUU
Why is this board so gay

>>149225659
Thanks senpai.

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>>149225853
Dota is just a gay game

>>149225436
>>149225575
pls respond

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i just got fired like 15 times t-thanks...

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>>149225853
?

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>Mods

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>You're
>the
>only
>____t

>/d2g/ is straight
What did they mean by this?

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>>149225984
>tfw I'm just posting because I am resigned to the ban

>>149222856
Hey I wanted to post this after the match

>>149225976
xhamster com/movies/5299278/massive_dildo_ride.html

>>149226152
Couldn't you ask for bara porn subtlety?

>>149226118
you are omni, then you are not the only constant that can change the game and win it

You are all getting banned.

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>>149226238

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Anyone ever have this happen to them?

what if you could hurricane pike towers (the tower did not move)?

>>149226238
*unzips katana*
u sure about that kiddo?

wtf is happening

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Immortal 3's when?

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>porn posting
>Red releases new picture finally
based meme magic

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>>149223987

>>149226398
link?

>>149226398
>Hetero
>No futa
trashed

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4u0avi/bloodseeker_rupture_buff_idea/

>take an ancient d2g joke
>Free front page of reddit

nice meme

>>149226186

cheers

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hey guys what's happening in this thr-!

>>149226118
>no soul ring
>no vlads

Instead of getting Midas so you can rush walking ult just get good items and be useful for the first 30 minutes of the game

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>>149226238
good faggot
>>149226414
>still responding to this
lmao

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>Disgusting human porn

Don't worry dotards, Nate is here to show you the way!

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>>149226450
http://redthedrawfag.tumblr.com/

>>149226532
turn back now purguuuu~~

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Post straight shit to scare the fags away

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rate

>>149226615
I literally just woke up 5 minutes ago.

>>149226489

FREE?????

>>149226615
>>149226662
These hit all the right buttons

>>149226731
a for affort

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>not fuTA
yeah ok, this guy is pretty fucking gay
>>149226767
>euros in charge of not being a bunch of social welfare leeches
l(aughing) m(y) n(eet) a(ss) o(ff)

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>>149226725
>Enchantress not wearing panties

L E W D

>>149226816
They gently carress buttons, anon. Kobolds would never hit anything!

>>149226882
Yes.

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>>149226662
nate you may be a disgusting attention whoring double nigger, but you got bretty gud porn taste\
>>149226816
Here's more horse shit you degenerate, with a side of best fetish

>>149226689
waow he's gotten so good since the last time i checked (which was like over year ago)

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>>149227075
N8 is da bes

>>149226882
>riding bike home from work today
>gnat flies into eye
>no probs I still have one good eye
>gnat flies into other eye
>say "FUUUUUUUCK" out loud
>gnat flies into mouth

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>this thread

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Taking bets on how long it'll take until this thread gets purged!

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>>149227172
nate you're a standard steam furry, you probably have zero actual friends, I actually fucking hate people that are openly furry, you're a bunch of annoying faggots. But kobold is top tier, and this thread is fucking great.
>I'm still not banned
They really do it for free

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>>149227458
Moot is asleep post kobolds

Yep, Aussies are absolutely degenerate trash.

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on the bright side maybe Mods will pay attention to this place more often now lol jk

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>>149227645
Excuse me do you need your mom to solve your disputes for you?

>>149227645
mate mods let entire boards go to shit at around this time, they won't give a shit about some general in a containment board.

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STOP BEING FAGGOTS ON MY CHRISTIAN IMAGE BOARD

>gangsters used to make money with drugs, prostitution rings, and protection rackets
>now make it with CS:GO hats

http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/news/40486-new-logs-reveal-scale-of-csgoshuffle-profit

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>>149227752
But this is all straightbold thus far

Would you prefer gaybold because I have tonnes of that

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>>149227795
Valve fighting crime what a time to be alive

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>>149227560
I'm just your average NAshitpostergod
>q just popped
fuck, here's hoping I'm banned when I come back, good luck fellow goyim

>>149221963
Aside from the stats meme, what other benefits does CoL actually get from Nahaz coaching them?

>>149227870
>Actually playing this shit game
LOL

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Can't spell kobold without obol!

>>149225058
where does it go

>>149227795
>Do you think panthomlord deserves jail for this?

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>>149227957
>Even knowing that this is a game

Spotted the nerd. Normal people just recognize dotard as that show on twitch.

Are we getting raided

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What games are you guys playing while Dota2 is hibernating?

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>>149228152
Nope. Just native dotards doing what native dotards do. I have 1400 hours clocked in dotard 2 and countless more in WC3 dota!

>>149228152
if we are little did they know the majority of us are fucking degenerates that enjoy horse porn

>>149228224
diablo 2

>>149228152

No, we have had this trash with us since they off boarded the sc2gen plagueship they came in on.

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>all this shitty gay furry porn
I expected better taste from my fellow dotards.

the worst part of this is that none of it is actually good porn

>>149228252
should at least post the well drawn furry porn sMh this crayola stuff is embarrassing

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>>149228252
S-so my straight furry porn isn't shitty?

Thanks dotard!

>>149228224
I felt for the overwatch meme and play it between doto games.

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>>149228334
It's an ARTSTYLE like the player!

i bet you plebs don't even fap to Cyancapsule's works

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>Literally no kobold hero

Nice game dotards

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>be in low priority
>get a game
>3stack of people with fucking anime little girl avatars and faggy anime names
>dodge
>you are prevented from matchmaking for 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds

worth it. jesus, these people even existing is an affront to humanity

dude
crappy art is my fetish
please post more

>>149225159
12 to 16 cm is average m8y

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>>149228839
Okay!

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>>149228814
System working as intended

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Glad to see you're all still stupid fucking faggots. Keep up the good work.

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nice thread dotards

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>>149228940
FOOT FETISH
O
O
T

FETISH

>>149228940
mods stopped moderating this place when jap moot took over. why do you think d2g outright died within a few months? sure as fuck aint because of overwatch.

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holy shit the porn still isn't deleted

what the hell

>>149229053

>implying any mods can survive the war of attrition against aussies, swedes, finns, and that autistic portuguese

>>149229053
please stop posting horse porn already

>dotards 2 general finally showing life
>its furry porn
i expect some class from my fellow gulagites but i'm disappointed

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>IntRanked put me in a 5k mmr avg game at 4k
>The 5.3 ended up abandoning
>FREE 26 mmr
>come back to a thread bitching about the porn
>it's STILL not delete
>I'm STILL not banned
/r/d2g for president, someone get the jannies a hotpocket STAT

>>149229197
What porn were you expecting?

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>>149229148
Underrated post

>>149229197
Reminder that Dotard 2 is a GAY FURRY game that accomodates ANIME only because anime nerds are the second most likely target audience to buy hats and be PROPER players

I left to take a shower and all the porn is still here

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Hey guys, check my OC gender swap of Void

Friendly neighborhood linuxbro here.

Stay away from Pokemon Go, the handheld botnet. Stay safe.

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How will you celebrate when our guy wins The International 6?

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Dick 2 general!

>>149229373
Just like this

>>149229043
Because there are inherent problems with the community and match making systems that generally make this game totally unenjoyable?
Because the battlepass/compendium model is getting more and more boring and valve doesn't do any events?
Because the game has all of these charming characters and we're never going to get any real media regarding them (outside of their painful advertisement comics. Well drawn, but extremely fucking bland)?

Nah, it's because gulag posts porn at dead hours.

>>149229360
>hoja
>vecha
Youve been exposed, peruvian

>>149228224
doom, doom II, heretic, hexen, chex quest 1 & 2, blood and a shitload of doom wads

missed all these games and now I'm having tons of fun

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If only Japs liked this game enough to draw porn for it
There's a drawing of lolipugna with gookrunes all over, maybe there's some hope

>>149229268
netorare

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>>149229421
I wouldn't call it dead hours, anon

This thread is blazing by at record speeds for dotard 2 general in recent days!

>>149229523

Literally the motherly coo of porn

>>149229479
>playing all that shit but not quake

it's like you really try as hard as possible not to enjoy the best

>>149229475
Argentinean, don't even queue in your servers so no reasons to hate me senpai :3

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>decide to help nate in his journey to be the new number one cancer on d2g
>want to post the kobold thief rape comic
>u18 is down for fucking maintenance/datecenter crashed
>when it comes back up the comic might not be there anymore
fug, not sure if this is horse or elephant, either way fuck uuuu d2gee

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>>149229523
Objectively good taste

http://exhentai.org/s/37ab691b8a/882974-2

>>149229421
I think that comment was just aimed at /d2g/ and /vg/.

Besides, of your complaints, only one is a real problem: no diretide.

>>149229734

>a picture of a crying panda

Why?

>>149229627
quake is in line
anything I should download to improve my experience?

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What's up Dotards

>>149229798
i'd never thought i'd meet a newbie on the chan

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>>149229645
Sefeiren's comic thing is on sadpanda you lazy jew.

>>149229798
Nice b8 but it won't work on n8 m8

>>149229639
You better not qeue in EUW. Tbqh I once qeued in peru servers to see what it was all about. The worst thing was the 300ms ping but the people were pretty nice.

>>149228676
There's Slark.
Ok but here's one.

Kobold Assassin Melee Agility Hero
14 Str +1.4 gain 17 Agi + 1.7 gain 12 Int + 1.2 gain

Q - Poisonous Coctail
The Kobold Assassin dips his blade in a noxious brew that seizes up the muscles of those he slices. The poison only has a brief window where it is usable in open air.
Max Attacks: 2/3/4/5 Poison Blade Duration: 10
Slow: 8/12/16/20%
Attack Speed Slow: 10/20/30/40
Duration: 2
Mana: 120
Cooldown: 20/18/16/14


W - Lucky Stone
The Kobold Assassin keeps a magical stone with him. When he needs it, he throws it to briefly stun enemies hit before going in for the kill.
Damage: 50/100/150/200
Stun Duration: 1.1/1.4/1.7/2.0
Mana: 80/90/100/110
Cooldown: 17/14/11/8

E - Dirty Tactics
The Kobold Assassin uses his small size and keen eyes to seek out weak spots in his enemy's. He deals bonus damage to units that are disabled in this way. Bonus damage is doubled if attacking the back of a disabled enemy.
Bonus Damage if Slowed: 5/10/15/20
Bonus Damage if Stunned: 5/15/25/35

R - Into the Shadows
The Kobold Assassin is a master of staying hidden. If he stays any place for a time, he can create a burrow making him invisible to all but the most perceptive foes. While hiding he gains a leap, whereby he can jump onto any target that ventures too close dealing bonus damage and slowing them.
Hidden Time: 6/5/4
Leap Range: 500/650/800
Bonus Damage: 100/200/300
Slow: 20/30/40% Duration: 1/2/3

Agh's Upgrade: The Assassin's Leap now applies Break on the target, deals 150/300/450 bonus damage, and grants him immunity to truesight while it is night time.

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>>149229845
>implying i would sully my sadpanda with some shitty kobold comic
nate you really are a fucking faggot, and I hate you so much

>shitposting olympics and shitposting international both in 2 weeks

What are my fellow shitpost bros doing as training?

*look at thread*

What a boring training regimen.
Personally I have been trying to farm as many (you)s as possible on /pol/, /tv/, and /sp/ with as few words as possible. Often times without reading the thread topic other than the first line.

FEEL THE BURN on those shitpost muscles.
Aussies aren't talking home all the golds this year!

>>149229363
>handheld botnet
having a gmail account in the first place is botnet, why do you think you're so smart?

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>>149229968
>Slark
>Kobold
>Literally says in his lore that he spent years in an UNDERWATER PRISON

Kobolds CAN NOT BREATHE UNDERWATER

DOTARD????

>>149229976
I love you too :3

Add me on Steam (anyone who isn't (you)) http://steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/

>>149229920
It's a Coin toss, I mostly play with Brazilians, and you get the really skilled ones or the absolute shit ones

>>149230060
Slark is a Murloc
Murlocs are just water Kobolds.

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>>149229812

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>>149229996
Oh so you're that guy that posts things in allcaps on /pol/ that are often not even tangentially related to the topic at hand?

I've never seen you get lots of (you)

Git gud kid

>>149230135
Water kobolds are NOT REAL KOBOLDS!!!!

>>149230201
Ok Chris
So what do you think of my Kobold idea?

Im actually astounded at the volume of kobold porn that exists. I never knew.
Quick /d2gay/ post some other obscure porn ive never heard about

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I like dotard 2 general like this

>>149230274
Chris is a dumb name but I like your idea

>>149230283
I'm not even halfway done posting all my stuff!

>>149229479
>heretic, hexen
thanks for reminding me that I need to revisit those, played Hexen as a kid after Doom 1/2 and didn't know what the fuck was going on, but I remember it being really moody looking.

>>149230283
Chainsaw Snuff