maochan edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
Previous thread: >>149161410
DAED GMAE
3rd for loli Pugna
>>149188168
I wish the necrominions had voice lines, backstories andhats
nth for best character...again
>>149189051
don't give them ideas
guys whats this pokemon thing normies talk about
Who the fuck is that on the couch with WinteR? Looks like a cuck version of Matubaman
>the same d2g post on /r/dota2 front page yet again
>>149189130
>You should make a reddit thread
Thanks for the suggestion, I knew I could count on you d2g!
Immortal 3's when?
>>149189172
haha normies meme reee
>>149189659
never
What went wrong?
>carry void
based friends
REMINDER
ppd is on to us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIsobj45kuI&feature=youtu.be&t=1h7m25s
>>149189738
never say never
>>149189797
Why should we care about some redditor?
>>149189797
Isn't that hotbid talking about /d2g/?
>>149189128
>mods will ignore this one too
when are our guys playing?
>>149189797
>ppd trying to hide his powerlevel
senpai u are stupid, he hates reddit secretly. hes OUREST guy
https://twitter.com/miserydota/status/731371334232506372
lmao
>v1lat shittalking starladder like a madman for the whole evening
>>149190021
>>149189936
Probably because he's just too sexy to delete
>>149189128
>thought it was normal fan art
>thought that was his hand
What the hell is happening at Valve right now?
Are they so busy with the lawsuit/gambling shit they're slacking off on everything else? TI is just around the corner for fucks sake.
>>149189797
>/r/dota2
this is literally cultural appropriation
where is bruno
>>149189003
DOTARDS
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WENT WRONG
GAME LASTED 80 MINUTES
I WAS WINDRUNNER
I miss tobi. I hate these shitter casters. I hate what BTS has done.
>>149190462
The problem is you care too much.
Just let go anon, it will all fall in to place.
>>149190460
I'd actually pay money to a modder and a VA to make this real.
>>149190462
you lost one teamfight and terrorblade pushed all the way to your throne
>>149190496
ebin
>13 days until the international esports shitposting championships
>15 days until the international sports shitposting championships
>damageless void
What wentwrong?
>>149190462
Dire?
Tower Damage?
>>149190809
What happened? AXE IS WHAT HAPPENED!
>>149190462git gud
>>149190809
>support leshrac
>blink dagger tp boots moprh
>0-8 dagon tiny
I wonder
What did he mean by this?
wew lad
>>149191096
google translate comes up with nothing
teezy being teezy
>>149191096
What did he mean by this?
>>149190462
>refresher aghs rhasta
>not knowing your base is on the clock
>every refresher you lose a tower at minimal
>not forcing your obvious advantage
My guess is you had shit initiators, despite having like fucking 3 of them including spectre ult. I bet you didn't even focus tinker down.
>>149191276
it's obviously about Aui why would you put it in translate you silly doturd
>>149191096
That he's a weeb.
Need to give this one a dotard-esque name.
>>149191329
>>149191329
based IRL shitposter
I miss our Kalle guys ;_;
>>149190462
You guys didn't have enough wave clear and were unable to keep waves pushed out due to march and illu spam, ceding map control and posing a constant threat to your base
Unfortunately you weren't able to win teamfights decisively enough after their cores came online and frequent pickoffs left your team too weak to make a coordinated push. Any base damage you inflicted could be healed up between pushes by treant before your team had a chance to finish the structure off.
With TB and SS all radiant had to do was reach your base with a creepwave and they would take objectives every single time no matter how disastrously the fight went for them
What wentwrong?
Why do people upgrade Dagon? It only minorly improves the damage. A 500 damage instant nuke is already godlike for 125 mana and 15 second cooldown. You get a better damage amp with a veil than you would two Dagon upgrades too.
>>149191582
What happened? AXE IS WHAT HAPPENED!
>>149191582
>midas slark
>invoker feeding
>QoP building aghs first
>>149191623
Because they don't have slots for such a worthless item, where as you can pour money into a dagon and it'll still retain one slot.
>first item linkens on carry void
fucking hell
Recommend me some heroes that really make you think.
what's wrong with midas slark?
Anyone else here lower mmr than they deserve just because shitty team mates?
>this cast
Who is the asian guy comentating, is he high ememar
>>149192031
No, I'm lower mmr than I deserve due to an ancient gypsy curse
>>149191813
>buying dagon on someone who can't make use of Veil
For what purpose. Veil Nyx is legitimate as hell. 70% of his damage is magic burst, 80% if you go Dagon. 90% if you go Dagon Eblade.
>>149192031
where did you find this picture of me
please delete it
>>149192064
Winter?
>>149192195
is he high mmr?
>>149192195
Winter's a former pro that made it to TI, coach, and former chess pro.
I calibrated at 4.3k mmr. How shit am I?
>FIRST ITEMS LINKENS MANTA ON VOID
AAHHHH
IT'S THE MEDUSA MEME ALL OVER AGAIN
>>149192031
no because nobody does
>>149191623
Why not both?
>>149192336
I like that it's finally a non-meme cast and just dota talking
>>149192292
He captained MUFC
But seriously he's the only analyst/caster that knows anything about pro Dota
>>149192195
>not [MENACING]
or
>intimidation
>slavs play dota religiously
>can't win shit
>>149191623
lvl 1 dagon has 35s cd not 15
>>149192026
You need to be able to commit murder ASAP, whereas midas lengthens the distance between you and damage, despite shortening the time you need to purchase that damage.
>>149192169
>not going soul ring > arcanes > aether > eblade
Again, it's a slot issue.
In a normal game, you're gonna have a soul ring, arcanes, aether, plus a TP, maybe still have a windlace or mango from lane, maybe some fucking dust.
And this is all BEFORE you get eblade dagon veil whatever.
It just doesn't hold the slot down considering you could use that slot for eblade and get more magical damage while also giving you an out to physical damage.
W E W
E
W
L A D
A
D
NICE FUCKING LINKENS YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT
>>149192595
But Resolution is winning right now.
>>149192380
i calibrated on 1.9k 1.5 years ago, now im 4r too
so lets say i want to do the animation cancelling thing that all the pros do when they go to last hit in lane. what's the proper form for that? they're typically just stopping their animation midway through if it looks like its not going to last hit the creep. how do you guys do it? do you hold down right click and press s until you know you're getting it? do you use a + right click? how does /d2g/ perform animation cancelling?
4 U
>>149192868
neck yourself
What wentwrong?
>>149192868
we all use scripts m8
>>149192868
>Walk up to crepe
>Click it
>Mash S until it's low enough to die in one hit
>Repeat
Also, commit suicide.
There may be many bad heroes
But there is only ONE
Worst hero in the game
>>149193147
AYO HOL UP
>that void damage
why
Finally time for a real team to play
>>149191096
"aui is a little bitch" in his slav language
it's time boys
hype
>>149193291
fuck off to reddit
>>149193147
You posted the wrong pic. I got you bro.
>>149193213
>getting triggered because people attach anime pictures to their posts when talking about dota
>>149189128
Best husbando! I wanna fuck Harbinger!
>>149193358
excuse me?
>>149193147
who?
>>149193358
>He's STILL asspained
>Nahaz still talking
>letting his greenshirt friend stay on the couch
W E W L A D
good thing i can fucking watch in game
assuming command
EG playing in an hour right?
>Draskyl
thought he was dead
>>149193291
>>149193342
Secret isn't playing for another 5 hours, silly anons
wtf where did her thighs go?
>>149193404
>not being on /a/ with your weeb-tier stuff
Kys faggot.
>>149193623
>>>/reddit/
gonna rape these chinks
>Abaddon will never make you SUBMIT to his dick
;_;
>>149193492
>Sticky was nothing but USA USA USA other than the echo slam to which afterwards it intensified
>>149193745
I'm not gay, but glassesless ppd is giving me some thoughts.
New Item
Null Cloak, 2500 gold
Builds out of Cloak, Chainmail, Ring of Basilus, 900 gold recpie
Grants 6 armor and 10 damage, plus an aura that gives allies 2 armor and 0.8 mana regen, and reduces the magic resist of nearby enemies by 15% (raw subtraction)
Aura does no stack with other Null auras. Does stack with Veil.
>>149193712
here you go
www.reddit.com/r/peterpandam/
>>149193821
BigShitty Honeylans is literally being boosted by Miracle.
>>149193686
I think you would find like minded people on a website called reddit.
they love making fun of weebs and you'll get lots of upvotes!
>>149193943
Why does Johan anger you so much?
>>149193291
>>149193821
Reminder that 1437 is STILL fucking her with his curry-smelling dick
>>149194023
Just how gay do you have to be to see cocks everywhere?
>>149194000
Backstabber and shitty player. You can't get worse than that.
He LITERALLY backstabbed teammates he had known for more than 5 years because of sheckels. He's like the complete opposite of a bro and also a shit player.
>>149193883
>only 0.8 regen
Dropped, would literally make ET unpickable.
What went right dee too gee?
>finally EG turn to play
>1 hour delay
they were suppose to be first and now we have to wait another hour? for what?
why do secret and EG get special treatment?
>>149194156
What backstab? Fly getting kicked from Secret? You seem more mad about that than Fly.
>>149194125
Now very gay why do you ask?
>44 minutes until the next match
>>149194298
Flights got delayed, EG literally just arrived in LA like a few hours ago.
EG always lose on the first day so make sure to get your bets in... oh wait
Is buying back like avoiding jail time because you're too wealthy/powerful?
What was the best thing that happened to you today while playing dota /d2g/?
>Listening to shitty dubstep for an hour
>>149194586
ouch dudester
>>149194586
in... VPGame?
>Reddit's literal guy (ppd) is the best drafter in the world
>Meanwhile the gulag's literal guy (Beesa) is a tier 23 trashcan that will never amount to anything
what's your excuse lol
>>149194605
How buttmad was /pol/ when Cruz cucked Trump?
>>149194424
how does EG have to play next when there's the other two sets that need to be played
and how does EG arrive later than Secret when Secret's flight was cancelled and they had to drive?
WHY THE FUCK DOES LICH BOT USES HIS ULT EVERY FUCKING TIME
just give them their win already
post yfw io gets an arcana
>>149194937
why the fuck does Chaos Knight bot, Dragon Knight bot, and Wraith King bot keep their Armlets on all the time. Like they're out juggling then they come to the team fight with 200 health and just die
at least its good 1v9 practice
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
So were EG and Secret supposed to be on the same Southwest Airlines flight?
>>149194937
Why the fuck is Viper Bot so fucking annoying, and then utterly retarded when the teamfights start
>34 minutes
if you dont skip endings or openings you can watch 1 episode of your favorite anime till EG
>>149195242
5 viper bots would win TI without dropping a game
>>149195242
Why the fuck does Warlock bot buy Aghs, wipe the enemy team, then bring all four golems into the jungle while I solo push the lane
Fuck this fucking quest to the fucking depths of hell. I fucking hate this shit quest. Fuck this.
>>149195301
>being a weab
>>149195552
did it first try it's easy as fuck since you can land multiple heroes combos
just rush blink senpai...
>>149195552
It's not hard.
>>149195553
dont know what else i would do personally for 28 minutes
With this new language filter you only need 10 viewers to make the dota twitch page.
Go anon, become famous, make massive twitchbux
>buy compendium late
>start working on quests
>work hard to finish 1 quest line
>realise that abuse lobbies are a thing
>finish other 2 in half the time
reminder that doing quests """legit""" is literally cucking yourself
When will Barnyyy return and slay all the shitter streamers with his superior talk while play technique, rewarding him with 15k viewers?
>be me
>playing onus east
>there is one medigan in my team
>me and my peruvian mates make fun of him because he doesn't speak spanish
>the american gets angry because we are using spanish instead of english
>we report him
>I got my report back today
Honestly I reported him because he was being salty, but in my experience salty americans are the worst players you can encounter in dota, am I wrong?
>>149195839
>>149196434
na is literally the reason why LeL is more cancerous than dota
>>149190462
>UPGRADING
>TO
>MJOLlNIR
You're straight trash, please stick to bots
>slavladder can't advertise betting websites anymore
LUL
>>149191390
Meepo vacuum farming
>>149196434
No, you're wrong.
Nonwhites are the cancer of US east and earth as a whole, commit suicide please.
I haven't looked at a single dota thing in like 2 months.
What's the new happenings?
How shit are EG and shitrekt?
>>14919690
>How shit are EG and shitrekt?
We'll find out in few hours
>Thought Anti-mage was a dumb name since he uses spells and he's melee fighter
>Realize he's actually a mage
>A ANTI MAGE
Any other names that are like his?
>>149196908
EG is unstoppable
Secret is the worst NA team
STOP BUFFING PUDGE FUCKWAD
>fighting games community
>black guy
>tranny
>fat asian
>white dude
how do we make Dota 2 scene diverse?
>>149196908
Secret is unstoppable
EG is the worst NA team
>Every patch BKB gets worse
>Recipe still costs 1375 gold
Explain this shit
>>149196908
shitrekt living up to name
eg on shakey grounds but still have legitimate hope with universe returning and fear on carry
When is this board going to get flags so I can disregard opinions of lesser races?
>>149197103
>>149197139
I know you're supposed to post the opposite of previous one, but it has to be at least somewhat believable.
>>149197243
secret fans are that deluded
>>149197215
so does every other sport ???
????
WHAT
>>149196662
Now that shitty betting websites are taken care of can someone get rid of G2A, devs literally say they would rather have there games pirated then bought on that awful website
>>149197161
wasn't fears wrist too fucked up to play carry?
Is he now magically cured?
>>149197468
G2A is dying already mate
>>149197527
now done till its dead.
Who's the Dr. Ben Carson of Dota?
>>149197527
Good can't wait for it to be fully dead
are you guys ready for the thursday update?
>>149197103
>white
just because his skin color is white doesnt mean he is white, PR.balrog is Puerto Rican
>>149197706
Pic related
>Sleepy in lane before getting mana to do anything
>Woke as fuck when he goes apeshit and names the jews as satan worshippers while allowing his carry full access to the enemy orifices
>>149195371
because warlock golems are fucking dog tier worthless at pushing
you get more dps to towers from a melee creep than a warlock golem lmao
>>149197857
>just because his skin color is white doesnt mean he is white
/pol/turds everyone
literally shitskins with a "white" heart lol
>>149197498
fear can probably man up for long enough to last through till the end of TI
>>149198228
I'll bet you think eurocucks and argentinians are white, too.
Drinks with friends
>>149198228
if anything, that pic of the fighting EG squad is proof of how far white genocide has come
>>149198367
i'll bet you think you are white, shitkin
protip: you are not
why is starseries in the BTS house?!
>>149198375
>alcohol
Disgusting.
>>149198476
I'm American, so of course I'm white.
>>149198478
They forgot to book the venue in CIS, and BTS let them do it on short notice.
>>149198478
Starladder failed to book a venue in California
>>149198375
is merlini really satisfied being a caster? he left with a blog saying how he wants to move on but has he really? i find it sad he didnt just stick with it, despite his skills now it couldve been a different story if he kept playing.
>>149197913
>tfw Oracle did the same thing to the Dota universe, making the battle of the ancients replay an endless amount of times
>Leshrac is the only one who knows about this, but he found out too late to change anything, so he's stuck living the same battle over and over, but has no way out.
>>149197148
Wtf I thought bkb was a face of animal or some shit it's actually a golden vest
>>149195552
It's pretty easy since Tony is a very fun hero to play, maybe you need togit gud
>>149198616
>>149198628
......really?
the hell isn't that their job?!
also why the FUCK is nahaz here
>>149198478
ld burned down the other venue in the name of shekels
>>149198784
Because they forgot to hire an actual host, so they got a crazy old faggot that lives nearby.
>>149198726
>>149197148
>>149198809
Based our guy
>>149198809
best jew
>>149198616
This Starladder i-league was supposed to be in California
>>149198809
>>149198882
>why sure my fellow go- i mean russian dota friends you can use my home in america for your CIS dota 2 venue
>literally can't think of a better way to spend your married time than playing some third worlder containment video game with your 30 year old neet brother
>>149198809
Based LD nose how to bake the competition
>>149199020
>open up the stream
>"edith bot"
>>149199020
>not educating your family on the joy of crushing nonwhites underfoot, creaming to their chagrin as they scream incoherently in their subhuman jungle languages because you've taken away their only joy for the week
H E R P E S
>>149199020
>Said the guy spending his time on a anonymous taiwanese knitting board made for posting anime pictures of smug girls
Sure what's he's doing is boring but cmon man.
>>149199020
how much of his life savings did he give to bernie aka gave up the race sanders?
SECRET v. EG WHEN
>SECRET v. EG WHEN
SECRET v. EG WHEN
>SECRET v. EG WHEN
SECRET v. EG WHEN
>SECRET v. EG WHEN
I love PPD
>>149199418
Literally just came here to post this and reap the yous, now I am off again
Rate this player
>>149199710
Who is this haired swede that wouldn't raise his wife's daughter?
>>149199020
>every time I watch Purge he is feeding and his team is losing
Yo when did Sumail join a boy band?
>SUFAIL WITH THAT BLONDE HAIR
L M A O
Is that justin bieber playing for EG?
sumail looking good to be entirely honest
>>149200049
>First ban drow
THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME
>>149200070
the highlight in his hair looks great, but his beard is disgusting. it doesn't fit his look at all. he looks too young to pull off the beard.
well we wouldn't have gotten skeleton king back anyways but im still mad
>>149200118
Is this a shop?
>>149195796
>>149195752
I'm trying to 3 star it.
>>149200162
>tfw no human king arcana
>>149200147
>Cloud9
Who?
>general is a :
>god
>divinity
>monster
pick one
>>149200150
Is his family Muslim? They'd probably honor kill him if he shaved it?
>>149197103
>forgetting based PPMD
Its pretty much standard that the best people at video games are white europeans or japanese
>>149200064
lame hair game on sumail
>>149200162
>Io could actually win it
>Sells 1000
Valve will put zero effort into it
>>149200332
>smash
just
just
lol...
>>149200296
they live in america, they've probably laxed on their muslim values.
UNDERLORD AND IMMORTALS 3 AND SLARDER REMODEL WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sorry, the quest I REALLY HATED was THIS fucking quest. THIRTY FIVE FUCKING TIMES.
AFTER BLINK. Oh, and don't forget that if it's past 1 second, it's technically not "after blink" FUCK THIS SHIT. I'm just gonna keep playing axe till i get it, fuck this shit gquest.
>>149195831
>for 28 minutes
>not jerking off
>>149200283
who????????????
Guys what do i get as WK first after finishing treads, Armlet for damage or Blink for mobility ?
>>149200506
real talk i decided to just sit on the toilet to try and take a dump but nothing came out, i literally sat there for 28 minutes.
>>149200608
eat more fibre nigga you're constipated
Have you ever turned super saiyan while playing Dota?
>>149200565
mango to survive
>>149200608
dude I just did that
my left leg is still numb
real talk
>>149200565
Armlet most of the time.
Blink if your team lacks initiation and you won't lose the game by delaying your damage items.
>>149200565
>static builds
kys
So will EG be good or will they be another failed superstar lineup?
did alch disappear from meta??
???? wtf/?????
>>149200608
>not fapping while taking a shit
fuck off
when did pit lord get into captains mode again? i dont remember the patch.
>>149200565
MIDAS INTO BLINK
YOU NEED LEVELS
WRAITH KING IS THE MOST LEVEL DEPENDANT HERO IN THE GAME AFTER INVOKER
>>149200692
>>149200719
>>149200784
thanks for the input
>its a Mirana goes mid and farms Aghs then wins episode
Fuck its so boring
>>149200236
I was talking about 3 stars as well
Getting ava/toss on multiple heroes counts as multiple combos so you can rack them up fast
>>149200997
>>its a Mirana goes mid and farms Aghs then wins episode
how's 0k memer
literally looking like USEAST try hard pub match without the invoker picker but instead a lycan
>>149200494
Almost impossible if the enemy team doesn't agree to help you or you don't stall on purpose (aka feeding)
post
>our
guy
>>149201158
post
>our
chimp
>FEAR
HAHAH
>FEAR
HAHAH
>shadow demon
why doesn't ppd draft good heroes for the pakistani miracle
>maut
muted lads.
>>149201320
Nice mautism
is this sd the same xz that was offlaning for CDEC?
>>149201158
Holy phuck EG are a mess
>just had a first date going super smooth
is there a better feel
>fear
>20 cs to Slark's 33
>>149201613
they're ignoring Ame I'm not sure it's a good idea desu
he's a very good carry
t. europe
>>149201639
Well is she with you right now? Where do you think she went after the date? To her home? Alone? hah
>>149201639
>is there a better feel
yeah, hanging yourself and being freed from this awful existence probably feels pretty great
>>149201707
he bought iron talon on slark
LOL
>>149201840
whatevs I've got two other girls I can see anyways, but hey if you're gonna fantasize about cuck shit go ahead breh
>>149201810
>this is considered being in shape in the US
all that disgusting belly fat uhhhh
>>149201639
being smug about it to us you little shit
WOW THEY JUST KILLED A SHADOW DEMON
How do i play shadow demon and make him useful?
>>149201810
nice moobs
>can't even turn off steam notification
love this.
>>149202051
ask if someone else plays SD and swap
>>149202051
max and spam shadow poison
>>149202135
cuts to score screen to try and cover it up after 5 full seconds
o im laffin
America?
>>149202051
get several stacks of poison
disrupt
get more stacks and the amp
get FREE money
>/pol/ posting only stops during American tournament if EG are playing
hmm
>>149202051
Stand behind your team and disrupt them when they get stunned.
Use your second ability, remember that you can "aim" it. (if they're standing in the creepwave, try to get them on the edge of the radius to minimize the amount of creeps that can tank the spell)
Ult to purge or to slow
Yoloswag poison whenever you have a second to spare.
>>149202051
rush ring of repick
>>149201873
BSJ gets it on slark too.
>>149201810
>eagle is fat, has boobs and is very likely retarded
That's the canonical "america.webm"
>>149202051
https://youtu.be/6Czc_iGgB70
>>149202694
ah back when /d2g/ was good
>>149202051
Go offlane, don't max q unless there's an am or a tb
>>149200376
General actually looks so fucking slav it's crazy, he's like a russian Ninja
I once played with an antimage who had manta style and 0 points in mana break.
>>149202970
He looks like batrider irl
why no1 shitposting?
>cdecy
LMAO
how shit can you be
>>149203061
holy shit lmao, you're right. He really does look like Ninja with a smaller nose
>>149203335
u are
>>149203335
Because mods = gods and EG is winning
>astral spirit provides vision
imbalanced
>>149200162
>>149200409
>>149195015
How is Beastmaster balanced?
how to fix dota
>Astral spirit requires 4/5/6/7 hits to die from heroes
>sandstorm now inflicts mute on any enemy units in the AOE
Is SK viable now?
>>149203596
>Dragon knight
>not charizard
is the lycan below 3.5k/4k advice just a meme or does it actually work?
>>149203694
>charizard
>dragon
u the fuck man
>>149203718
Anything works under 6k
>>149203596
>>149203694
>Dragon knight
>not dragonite
>>149203628
Overpowered.
A gimmick move would be to make it fog of war if you are outside of it, and inside of it you can't see anything outside and shared hero vision is off
Did you ever pay someone to boost your MMR anon? Do you know someone who did?
hey!
>>149203774
i hear ppl say that pushing towers all game as lycan is almost unbeatable at low mmr
What the actual fuck is that DK doing?
Why did he start farming jungle?
>>149203921
>caring about MMR
lol no I'm not a degenerate
>>149203994
>running into fight w/o ult
I'm a 1k shitter and I know to wait
It's just too easy for PPD
>>149203921
Yes my good friend PSG pays some dude to boost his MMR every few weeks
he also boosts his unranked MMR because of "shadowpool"
>>149203921
MMR is there to make my matches fair, why would I pay for someone to ruin it?
>Elfen Lied
What a fucking awful piece of shit.
>>149203978
H-hey...
>>149203994
LMAO I REALLY NEED THAT SHADOW BLADE TO DEFEND HIGH GROUND
>Sumail's posture
ALLAH GET YE GONE
>>149203991
People aren't all retarded at low MMR, just inefficient and reluctant to buy BKBs
Go ahead and try Lycan spam, it'll probably work often enough
someone PLEASE make a webm of Fear hugging Zai from behind just now
fogged is so cute
i just wanna watch dota with him and then fuck his brains out
why pick dk over someone like say sven???
>when bristleback goes on you
>when you are BH
>and there is
>naix
>zeus
>magnus
>to go on
>>149204136
Hey! Apologize!
>>149204181
You can probably just buy a shadow blade if someone actually bothers to try to stop you, they're not going to buy dust I guarantee it
Go USA
>>149204560
are you having an aneurysm, should get that checked out
>>149204560
kys cuck
Is Nahaz ok? He legit looks like he's on something, he's way too energetic and his eyes are all batty
>>149197468
I dont get it, how bad could a reseller be that devs would literally ask to get robbed?
>>149204436
THIS IS A CAMBODIAN CAVE PAINTINGS NEWS GROUP NOT YOUR WHITE SUPREMACY SHINDIG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>sea monkeys
>>149189750
n0lansbackstabby went full backstab against Era and everything crumbled from there.
>>149204879
russian uses stolen credit card and buys 10000 keys
sells to g2a
g2a sells these keys
stolen cards chargeback stolen keys
dev pays chargeback fees and loses keys
this could easily be solved if the dev just invalided the stolen keys, but they don't want any bad publicity so they let them get away with it
is there any reason why they're casting from the bts studio?
>>149197468
good fucking riddance, fuck this SCUM
>>149204879
G2A buys keys that get chargebacked so the dev has to honor them (as they were resold to someone else that doesn't know about the item's history). Dev loses shitton of cash in fees and doesn't actually get a sale (effectively being worse than just not getting a sale due to piracy).
>>149205084
because BTS is covering Starladder as the designated studio
>>149189797
hey lol I live near the eg team house
should I send them pizza when they get back?
>>149205084
Travel is expensive. BTS is cornering the market after just having the BTS5 there.
>>149189659
tomorrow or monday
stay calm anon youll get the ultra rare set
BUILD ME
REEKEEBREEKEE PRO PEEK AT SLAVLADDER CYKA, XAXAXA GOOD SHIT MEN, GOOD SHIT, REEKEE TRUE HERO MEN, HE STRONG AND IS HEFTY VAPER TOO MEN, REAL GOOD SHIT
>>149204306
>they're not going to buy dust I guarantee it
You're talking out of your ass
The level of general dota knowledge has improved greatly even if player skill hasn't, people buy dust and sentries all the time in lower MMRs
blame Purge and Reddit for popularizing proper supporting
>>149205294
you are shit now
get buffed first
rofl shirt
also, will the Fear dicksucking ever end? I just heard them say that Fear invented Beastmaster jungle while he was playing 4
>>149205294
I did on BH. It worked so well against their all melee carries.
>>149189128
>this is still up
>>149195015
my face will be the uncreative and shitty arcana they'll make because theres no ground to work on something good
>>149205394
>I just heard them say that Fear invented Beastmaster jungle while he was playing 4
fucking lol
BTS everyone
>>149205394
If he's not then who?
>another damn Mirana game
yeah she's good but its so boring to watch
>>149195552
thats easy as fuck
hard is the windranger quest
Huskar/Dazzle combo coming back into style?
>>149205576
Literally any offlaner or pos. 4 player who knew that Beast is a good jungler, which is everyone.
>>149205738
yes
>>149195015
I don't buy arcana but
>109th popularity
>35.24% winrate
People are so addicted to trash twitch-reddit memes they're campaigning for a hero nobody even plays or likes
Valve will probably do away with arcana votes after this and it's for the best
Huskar wasn't that OHHH of a pick this game I think, there already was a Dazzle. But what's really OHHHH is that Riki is so popular. The massive buffs he got to his rework and ult really make the hero pretty good. Quite OHHHH to see pros picking and banning him so often.
>>149205738
Its grounded in the lore so I'm happy.
>huskar + slardar
LOL
do they not know huskar's main source of damage is magical
everyone knows that bubla invented beastmaster jungle
>>149205829
>Valve will probably do away with arcana votes after this and it's for the best
basically. because no ones going to buy the fucking arcana compared to if they released one for invoker/pudge/literally any popular hero. fucking reddit has to ruin everything.
>>149205904
Huskar hates Dazzle though
>>149205926
>Huskar can't deal Physical damage
No, fuck you, with 3000 attack speed and items like armlet he DOES deal damage, you fuck.
>>149205928
>bubla
don't you mean bilbo
Why is axe never picked? Do you think Secret is going to run him a lot?
>>149205576
Literally anyone since Iron Talon became a thing. Even before it people picked heroes like that because of double boar.
>>149206015
I see it as a love hate. Dazzle allows Huskar to continue his "sacrifice" bullshit forever
>>149206092
doesnt scale and does nothing after blink calling
>>149205763
After Fear invented it, yes
>>149206023
of course eventually he does but his gimick is burst with ult and stacking DoT early and mid
>>149205928
That would be merlini.
>>149205990
The source of all retarded dota community shit is and always has been twitch chat, where the largest portion of streamshitters who don't actually play the game are centered
It even seeps into here
Reddit itself is entirely unoriginal and only serves to signal boost memes and complaints
>>149206207
bulba invented iron talon so yea he invented beastmaster jungle
>they don't have a disruptor unfortunately
yeah and they don't have a pudge either, WHATS YOUR POINT MAUT YOU FUCKING FRAUD
Did Secret made it in time for the game?
>>149206149
please try harder
>>149206125
Keep your shipping to yourself freakSo are all these yolo deathwish pub huskars actually roleplaying
>>149206284
Yeah they got there earlier than EG
Apparently EG's flight on Southwest was cancelled too
>>149202102
>moobs
Pretty sure it's a girl. I mean, the wrists are so feminine and there's a complete lack of muscularity.
>>149206092
Secret WILL run him, alot. Its the pick to help Bulba in lane
SOLOKILLED LMAO
Aghanims scepter for Arc Warden in 6.89:
>Tempest Double now summons two clones instead of one
>Tempest Doubles have 75% of your attack damage and 75% of your HP each
>>149206828
Fucking terrible.
Is fy the perfect chink?
>>149206828
>two clones
>3 separate level 5 dagons
>3 necrobooks
nice grave
fuckin lol this team
>dazzle not getting grave on the disrupted hero
>dazzle feeding solo against jug
wow
Dude
Fear tho
RuleFive Can play all positions RuleFive Won TI RuleFive Can grow a beard RuleFive Huge Penis RuleFive Owns a mercedes benz RuleFive Hot grills RuleFive Must be Fear RuleFive
>tfw someone shows you where you can do the most good
What stops coaches from watching game inclient or stream and telling the team where wards are
Imagine envy in the same situations as fear. He would've fed 5 deaths by this point.
>>149207248
Delay
>>149207248
inclient games have a 5 minute delay
stream is live tho
>>149207248
delays
>>149207294
kys
>watching Slardar's player perspective in order to gain insight into pro-level Slardar play
>have learned nothing useful so far
ummm doturds?
>>149206290
whereas you're not trying at all
>>149207435
cdecy are shit
>>149207435
>pro level
>CDEC.Y
cmon now
>>149207435
Put Amp on everyone and lead your crushes
Boom 9k slardar tech
how come cdec youth was the best chink team they managed to get?
>>149207592
>tfw surrounded by """babes"""
>tfw they're all fugly
flippin' awesome !
>tfw you bring your blade
>DAZZLE GRAVES HIMSELF AND NOT THE 300HP HUSKAR
EPIC
I LIKE IT >DAZZLE GRAVES HIMSELF AND NOT THE 300HP HUSKAR
EPIC
I LIKE IT
>>149207624
Chinks won't fall for a honeypot LAN just before TI.
this fucking dazzle
SCRAPPY BOYS
>>149207802
TEMPO
>>149207592
And here we have a classic case of the "assburger hands".
>>149208043
His body language says 'disgusted and uncomfortable' and I don't blame him
why the fuck is maut casting a final?
>>149206828
or
>You can use Tempest Double on allies,.
who tf ready
those graves
lmfao
OFFICIAL BIGGEST COCK RANKING: DOTA2 EDITION
1- Blitz
2- Bulab
3- Sonneiko
4- Fear
5- Lacoste
---
400- Burning
---
600- zyf
---
90099- backstabby h0neylans
Lmao how fucking long are they going to be playing
>china
new bkb
>vit booster
>hyperstone
>recipe 500
>+50 attack speed, + 250 health
y/n
>>149208447
But nolan has a cute gf
>>149208515
fuck off
>>149208515
too op stat-wise.
so is jugg a trash carry or what?
CHINA IN FLAMES
>>149208447
Did notail fuck your waifu or something?
new bkb
>80 iron branches
>recipe 100
>40 all stats
y/n
>>149208515
Makes no sense thematically also too good for agi carries. BKB's biggest utility is the spell immunity, the stats are SUPPOSED to be bad.
If you want to improve BKB give it something it can build into that only becomes worth it once it becomes a 5 second bkb.
>LMAO LET'S FIGHT UNTIL SOMEONE COMES OUT ON TOP!!! XDD
LOVING
THIS
MEMETA
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!! ALL I CAREA ABNOUT IS FIGHTS I MEAN DOTA IWS ABRAWLER GAEM RIGHT??? HAHHA
I LOVE IT
FUCKING PICECE OF SHIT
>new huskar counter is eul's
>>149208857
I mean was 6.81 better? Fight ONCE, a team comes out on top, toss heroes at towers till the game is statistically over and gg is called?
>they show the aegis
just in case you non american cucks forget who runs dota
>>149208767
Nah here's a new item.
Adamantium Branch.
100 Iron Branches.
+40 to all stats. 12% chance to reduce any incoming damage by half.
>>149208729
who?
are you talking about h0neylans, the deadweight of OG?
>>149208857
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results right now. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is china losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want China to be TI6 winners and fix this broken meta. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought icefrog was buffing china???? This is so fucked.
>>149208963
that was pretty good tbqh
>>149208989
Oh sorry, 100 Iron Branches + 2000 gold Recipe.
>>149208941
>new
>new
>new
>N E W
>E
>W
>>149209008
You know you are a legit crazy person right?
>>149208989
>Adamantium Branch
>not Adamantium Faggot
BEST
>>149191059
TINY DAGON IS THE BEST BUILD
YOU RETARD!!!
This is very likely the worst meta we've ever seen since the AllStar days.
No wonder Overrated Garbage won 2 majors.
Awful dota.
>>149209236
>5 people on the team
>51
wut? is that an american thing?
>>149209213
?
I'm sorry, am I bothering you by stating facts? Maybe you should go back to your hugbox where you can vote for posts to disappear or at least be pruned.
what if dragon lance worked on melee heroes
>universe back
>zai back
>aui2cuck gone
>eg slump over
>navi slump looking to be getting better
pls r8 my shitposting station guys
>this literal piece of shit hontrash got carried to winning 2 majors (his first lan wins after nearly 4 years of mediocre career)
what's your excuse d2g? Why don't you befriend good players and win things even though you're nothing but deadweight?
What if EG had Mason as their mid
so now that EG is back to being a tier 1 team is there anyone who can actually stand against them?
explain to me why IO is getting the arcana.
>>name related
who lives at the bts house?
>>149209571
Because my friends aren't stupid and don't play with deadweights like me who costs them games.
>>149209551
>vim
out
>>149209395
What if echo saber worked on ranged heroes
>lmao 2geminate!!
>>149209594
then you'd have a washed up autistic shitter instead of a god
Holy shit im so happy I wont have to listen to this old piece of shit during TI, based Valve
>2 friends come back after like a month or two hiatus
>oh boy! can't wait to get back into this game!
>first game back is a 99 minute-long techies+4 carries game
>undying on our side afks in well at 40 minutes
>>149209387
How is this post even slightly relevant to anything?
Seriously you sound like someone who is obsessed with a celebrity and then goes on a murder rampage. For you that celebrity is n0tail.
>>149209741
>hating based Nahaz-God
>37
>old
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>149209732
is that nahaz' natural hair color
>>149209551
give me one reason you put so much effort into customizing all of this
>>149209821
>37
jesus christ
>>149209798
Nah, you're just mad I'm bashing on your bitchboy. Stay mad reddit.
>b-but he a flowr!!!
lmao.
>like a year ago think up an item that would be perfect for heroes like Tiny giving them stats and mana regen
>people call it op
>Echo Saber comes out like 3 months later
>it was op
Echo Saber is so ridiculous. It's viable at minute 60 and it's a 2600 gold item.
>>149209057
Lesnar photos are for terrorblade shitposting and NOTHING ELSE
NEED2BREED
>>149207592
>bulba is gay
lel
Reminder that a 2.7k MMR shitter is coaching a team playing at TI6
>>149209901
I didn't do it all in one sitting, I just mess around with it as a hobby and it built up over time. As a result I could redo all of it pretty fast if I needed to.
>HONEYPOT LANS
HONEYPOT LANS
>HONEYPOT LANS
HONEYPOT LANS
>HONEYPOT LANS
HONEYPOT LANS
>HONEYPOT LANS
HONEYPOT LANS
>HONEYPOT LANS
HONEYPOT LANS
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HONEYPOT LANS
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HONEYPOT LANS
>HONEYPOT LANS
HONEYPOT LANS
>>149209821
>37
>with those wrinkles and hair line
>>149209926
n0tail can eat shit and die I don't care
I'm more worried about you
>>149210000
i understand. i hope you have a real hobby though
>>149210000
Nice quads
>>149209940
>It's viable at minute 60lol what is moonshard lmao
What's with asian folk and hairless legs? Is hair removal a tradition among young asian males.
>nahaz
Ugh not this guy... Can someone post THAT webm? Or clip? You all know the one
>EG is once again secure in the strong arms of fear's carry
G*d bless The United States of America
>>149209957
same
the girl is pretty cute too
>>149210117
>>149209940
>viable at minute 60
I hope you're joking
>>149210108
Moonshard doesn't give you a 600 attack speed 100% moveslow burst. It just makes you attack a lot faster in general.
It's also a shitty item to have in your inventory at minute 60 unless you're Slardar or Spirit Breaker.
>>149209957
>tfw no qt fear bf to repeatedly attempt procreation with
why live
>>149209957
>not using livestreamer
Fucking die shitter.
If Fear is such a good carry how come he said Aui is better than him?
>>149210285
>can't chromecast livestreamer
I bet you don't watch on a couch like some heathen
>>149210395
Humility.
There are actually people in this very thread defending Nahaz
reminder that Envy will win TI6
>>149210248lmao what is dps, what is moonshard's active, I will stop responding to this obvious shit trolling lol
Ironwood Branch x 6 (300g) = Bundle of Faggots
>+3 All Stats
>Active: Plant a tree (10 charges, 0 cooldown)why not +6 all stats? because that would be fucking OP
What's Putins mmr?
>>149210171
truly the greatest county and dota team in the world
Reminder that they will never play together again.
>>149210109
Asian body hair tends to be thin and patchy so shaving it might be more aesthetically pleasing
>>149210518
>moonshard active
>in your inventory
>>149210456
Then why doesn't he say you're better than him as well anon?
>>149210503
Trade deadline/quals has already passed, though.
You're not suggesting the giant dumpster fire that memecret is currently will do anything except get eliminated immediately, are you?
>1 hour break
>>149210186
>>149210269
>ywn have sex with Fear and cuddle in the aftermath
>>149210503
It's sad senpai but Secret won't make it to top8.
I have Swedish ancestry and my hair looks exactly like Lodas when he was younger. I'm 21 and already started noticing a bit of receding in my temples.
How fucked am I? Will this make me better at dota?
>>149210109
asians have no testosterone so they have no hair anywhere.
>>149210395
We'll find out once EG goes up against real teams
>1 HOUR BREAK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149210792
how come undying is eating
>>149210737
>aftermath
Why do you talk about sex like it's some sort of catastrophe Anon?
>>149210774
Yeah, every swedish male is good at dota but is also balding bro don't let ANYONME EVER TOLD YOU DIFFERNT!!
1
HOUR LONG
BREAK!
>>149210915
Haven't you seen the picture? Don't you fear the Fear?
>>149210395
He has poor taste and shit opinions.
>>149210875
He's a zombie of course he eats
>>149210915
>cum all over eachother
>not a (sexy af) catastrophe
Wow, what are you anon, a fag?
>15000h in Dota 2
>5300 mmr
How should I feel about myself /d2g/
>>149204694
he has adhd. He said it at mafia lan
>>149209957
I want to Tonya to sit on my face. There, I said it.
give me something to fap to while I wait for the match to start
>>149211762
Here's a sexy female invoker picture I made the other day.
Dead thread, dead game.
>>149211550
i have 10k hours and am only 5.7 but i'm dumb
i think you basically stop learning after playing 3-4 games a day and start auto piloting or tilting.
i should feel bad but i don't really care because i know i'm dumb.
Okay so I started playing brewmaster and enemies with monkey king bar really fuck my shit up.
What items can i buy to counter MKB?
Please dont be cruel, I'm new, I only have 100 hours in the game
IVANKA SPEAKING AND YOU'RE WATCHING NAHAZ
>>149212183
You don't counter such item, just try to disable the hero wielding it and/or don't get hit and die.
Has anyone here ever had a pulp cap/medical liner used on their tooth?
Was it direct or indirect?
Did it restore your tooth to health.
I need one and it could make the difference between me paying $450 out of pocket for a pulp cap that won't succeed or aFREEtooth extraction because my insurance actually covers that.
>>149212183
assult cuirass
>>149212183
MKB doesn't counter Brewmaster though. His strongest utility is his ultimate. Your job is to fuck up the teamfight with your split
damn ivanka is so fucking hot. why am I poor and dumb
>>149212183
You buy a blink dagger, boots, heart and three rapiers. Your hp recharges while you're in your ultimate. Approved dota 1 strat right there
>>149212526
>>149212578
thx
>>149212606
i dont use his ulti that much because im not good at managing three untis yet. When I use it i usually make the earth panda go somewhere safe, switch to storm panda and use spells, and when the person runs I send the fire panda after them. Hopefully I'll be able to use all three competently soon
>>149210395
it was sarcasm
>>149212624
because you're on this website instead of trying to make money or learn shit
>>149212829
>>i dont use his ulti that much
Every time your ultimate is off CD and it's not used to fuck up teamfigth is wasted time for Brew.
why buy blink on arc when you could get a hyperstone and fight better
>>149211859
k took me awhile but I managed to fap to your shitty drawing
>>149212950
because blinking in and dropping a double dagon 5 and the dot on someone will kill pretty much anything for most of the game
>>149212829
if you dont use his ult, so why did you picked him?
he needs his ult a lot, make it usable
Can this fucking game start so I can go to gym with my girlfriend and have morning sex in their sauna at 7AM
>>149213228
hentai baka
>>149213146
>if you dont use his ult, so why did you picked him?
he's really fun to play
>he needs his ult a lot, make it usable
yea i plan on getting better with his ult, can you actually kill a hero that's at 45% health with his ult? The pandas seem a little weak
>>149213228
FOR SURE
>>149213285
It's more of an escape and for turning teamfights into pure chaos than solokilling
That whirlwind is actually fucking stupid, remove a hero from the fight for half a fucking hour
>>149213285
just fire panda
>secret.universe
>misses ravages, can't farm for shit, dies in lane often
>EG.Universe
>solo kills a fucking slark 30 minutes in
How?
>>149209551
>Arch
every time
>>149213828
All part of the plan
>>149212565
Who is that semen demon?
>>149213828
Honestly that is the most absurd thing ever, hard to believe he didn't play bad on purpose.
What's a good lastpick when all your lanes have a high probability of losing
How to win as Doom this patch?
>>149214431
what role dumbass
>>149214431
jungle Enigger go radiance + blink/aghs or somethign
>>149214431
alch
>>149214516
Simply repick
>>149214516
ring of repick
>>149214516
Pos 4 jungle or offlane
1-2-1 brownboots+windlace+smoke and start roaming
go for shit like greaves/pipe/blademail/shivas or other tank/utility/support
When does Stardladder start?
>>149214516
meme talon then go to jungle until u got shadowblade
>>149215404
after im done fucking your wifes daughter
>tfw you break the forced 50% mold
I can feel myself not tilting as much as I used to. Only took me 5 years.
>>149213285
Brew is not a carry, he's a core, a utility disabler at that. Your biggest asset as brew is the ability to completely remove one hero from the fight for about as long as fights last, and to chain stun someone every .3 seconds with a rock because that shit has basically no cooldown.
Fire exists to do a little bit of damage, but really he's not particularly good at doing damage. His crit is more for guaranteed last hits and anti harass with his evasion. Brew is a hard position 3, he makes a poor position 2 carry and a terrible position 1 hard carry.
Also the purge he's got is fan fucking tastic.
>>149215751
He can literally stop anyone in a team fight unless they bkb'd.
Which is amazing.
Can complexity beat Secret?
>>149215921
absolutely 100% no
>https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/27/Dlc_lina_announcer_mega_now_you_02.mp3
fucking roastie
Anyone wanna play SWAT Reborn while we wait for the game to start?
>>149215818
Yeah, honestly I'd say he's Abaddon's hardest counter and WK's second or third hardest counter. He kind of needs some changes to really be viable though. His ult is really shit if he gets focused since his dudes have no armor to speak of and barely any health. He doesn't want to build aura items either, honestly there's not a lot of items that actually mesh well with him seeing as his ult and all prevents him from actually making use of any items. Weird as hell hero to balance.
I think his Aghs should make his ult a lot tankier if nothing else.
>>149215921
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>149215921
SWNL
I STILL BELIEVE
>>149215921
Yes, 3 euros beats 2.
>>149215921
I want Pugna to ult my dick!
>>149216568
>there will never be as good as minor tournament as Starladder X
>It was kinda gay
THE SCENE IS SOOOO FUCKING GAY
>kinda gay
PROBLEMATIC
>>149216610
pervert
who /punished artour/ here
>>149216728
What went wrong?
>>149216678
I think it was 9. Still a great tournament.
>EG vs Alliance with RTZ ember
>ArtEEzy fucking destroying everyone until DK tilts the fuck outta them
>final form DK
>we hope to
>hope
HOPE AINT GONNA DO IT FAMLAM
>>149216725
>loli Pugna
Genderbends are disgusting, gay skeleton qt or bust.
apologize preemptively
>>149216728
So dead on the inside.
He knows he'll never win a TI or Major.
>tfw that faggot ruining dota nahaz and that shitter swindlze are about to be btfo
why mirana ugly
>>149216713
>>149216714
Apologize
>>149216678
Great stuff, cucklliance getting cucked, great final, weeb chink making a retarted of himself again.
Great stuff
>>149216848
Oh that's EE standing in right
I didn't watch IX, was still getting into dotes
I unironically want Secret to win
is he the only one without hair problems?
>wait 90 minutes for game
>lel just kidding here's the BTS shills talking more
>>149216853
But anon, true HOPE wins against any despair.
>>149216938
Valve 3D modelers can't into conventionally attractive female faces
>>149217038
Superior European genes.
>>149217103
Alright, just don't reply to my posts ever again
>>149217148
Pugna is attractive
>>149217149
100% homo for seb
>>149217148
Zoey tends to disagree, faggot.
>>149209943
>shitposting
dotard i...
>and other team has swindlez
>>149217453
turtle rock studios made her, nigger
Secret would be 1000000000000x more likable if they didn't have this retard on their team
>>149217598
????
I still miss the Zai/RTZ/KKY/S4/PPY Secret.
>>149217598
>In 2016 people still deny that he's at least a decent carry.
>queue in a 5-stack for ranked captains mode
>have a team name and banner
>need 3 games to calibrate
>win all 3 games
>need 3 games to calibrate
>play 10 more games
>need 3 games to calibrate
>our MMR remains TBD post-game
>our profiles just show our party ranked MMR with (-0) or (+0) for these games
Is this broken or?
>banning Storm
>not Invoker when enemy has Shadow Demon
>>149217453
I started playing L4D2 again after dropping TF2 from that update. Surprisingly alive game. There was always at least 2 other people when joining via quickplay.
>>149217736
That's a big chin
>>149217453
>>149217593
>Valve works directly on L4D2
>We get Rochelle
>MIRANA
GG FUCKING GG
WHY THE FUCK DO PROS PICK THIS DOG SHIT HERO
>>149217741
Ye, I still play L4D2 from time to time and it's still alive and kicking.
>biggest LAN of the year
>the best team of the world is playing
>only 30k viewers
Why so dead, dotards?
Did someone just pick Oracle in tournament or something? I already have 3 Oracle supp tonight
>>149217897
Every lan outside of ESL One and the Majors (or TI) has low viewership.
>>149217897
There's 4 different streams of it for the various different languages you tard. Plus a lotta people watch in game if it's free.
>>149217809
Fug. Why does every 'team' we go against have their MMR then?
They even lose MMR when we win.
At least because we can't calibrate, we're stuck being pitted against literal 2.8-3.4k average teams. Based free wins
>first pick Drow is an actual thing now
What the fuck happened to this being a situational third or fourth pick
>YOU CAN NOW FIRST PICK DROW RANGER
>AND NOT GET FUCKING RAPED
And dotards will go on about how 'dota 2 skill floor has risen from 2 years'
lol s
>Artour and Jacky not sitting next to eachother
what went wrong /d2g/?
>get Nahaz as coach
>drafting goes to shit
like pottery
>>149218336
EE blames the team constantly.
Artour blames EE constantly.
Something about pottery.
>kick eternal envy
>hire n0tail
there, Team Secret are now your TI6 champions.
>>149218260
>lmao 3 auto attacks
Also ranged heroes are coming back into the meta.
When you can have your supports trade right clicks with carries you've got a really powerful hero in the global ranged damage boost aura.
>>149218321
>Slark
>ES
>BM
>Tiny with Blink
are you implying Secret's Drow isn't going to get raped?
>Team out plays enemy entire match
>We're a balanced team of about 2 carries, some support and initiators
>Destroy them early and mid game
>Lose literally one fight
>They are 5 carries
>Nothing we can do but afk
Shit game
>>149196434
No, you're right. Trumpian players are really fucking bad.
who is the standin for secret? or is it one of EEs autismos
>>149218635
>autismos
>4 branches
what did rtc mean by this
>lvl 5
>no gust
>not banking your skill points
fEEd
>>149218336
>wearing a hat constantly, even while indoors
why do people do this
is bulba also balding like loda
How does Tiny have more cs than drow
>>149218865
>how does a hero with wave clear have more CS than a right click hero
>>149205294
I have a 100% winrate over 6 games with it asNyx Nyx Nyx
>>149218321
You got it wrong RETARD
Game is way easier now but players got better
>>149218939
>>149218865
also drow died
>>149218865
>doubting jacky "lmao" mao
>>149218939
>noarmor melee hero vs drow and enchantress creeps
>>149219050
he was outcsing her before that
>Pieliedie has ult at 8:30 as pos 5
>>149219000
Nah, the average player is still fucking AWFUL, general knowledge is much higher, but you're right about the game being infinitely easier. The game is actually so much easier now that it seems like the average shitter is better, they just get carried by casual mechanics harder now.
>Swindles
>pro player
>compleshitty.
>>149219127
That's the silver lining to having a carry who dies a lot
>it's a swindle shits the bed episode
man I missed those
>>149219172
I'm talking about pro players, nobody plays this shit game anymore. Honestly, why would you play another hero brawler when we have Heroes of the Storm
Bulba thouhg
>>149219308
I literally forgot he was in this game
>5-1-3 SHADOW DEMOn
>5-1-3 SHADOW DEMOn
>5-1-3 SHADOW DEMOn
>Secret.Bulba
Just getting back into Dota after a ~4-month hiatus, is this a fucking joke?
>>149219379
I literally forgot he was on Secret, what happened to Misery?
Why are pros not building aghs drow?
>>149219308
>team taking rosh without only team fight spell
>"oh I guess I should be there"
wtf
>>149219252
tbf mirana+setup is an absolutely filthy combo
>pielieGOD
>>149219436
They pick him a very small selection of heroes but said heroes are good or have little ways to really fuck up
>leave /d2g/ for 4 months
>Aghs first Carry Mirana is still a thing
uhh dotards?
>>149219436
Mel Gibson's beard is high fashion, goddamn
>>149219436
tis no joke anon, secret.bulba is the real deal
>>149219302
Oh, you're right there, the old guard is seriously good at the game now. HotS is fucking awful, I've made an effort to play at least 100 hours of LoL, HoN and HotS, since I'm at 3k in dota, I figure investing a little into its genre sharers, and HotS is fucking trash, barely better than HoN, and way worse than LoL. If you want to play a hero brawler play LoL, which is coincidentally my issue with the direction dota is taking, we're shifting out of a more complex and obtuse game that has real depth into a more LoL style pick up and play, which really fucking sucks. Have a taste of my time with LoL
>>149219436
He's part of the "if only I had a good team" club. Now he's in.
>>149216940
i guess im a #FanNigger now
>>149216940
Nahaz still isn't going to TI6 right?
>Be NINE THOUSAND MMR
>Can't land a basic mirana set up
Literally how
>>149219475
because you pick drow to snowball and end the game at 30mins
never got past 3.8k desu
CHOTTO MATTE
dat fucking gust
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Drow Push Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Get Close to Her Like Nigga Close The Gap Haha
>>149220012
it's ok
as long as you realize you're subhuman trash who doesn't even have a basic understanding of dota
Does Secret actually have unironic fans anymore?
This team is the Dota equivalent of the Lebron-Wade-Bosh Heat except they never win anything
>>149220102
wtf I hate secret now
>>149220102
I'm an unironic fan but only because I'm Canadian and 3/5th of that team is Canadian. Its just a meme tho
Wings is my fav otherwise
>>149220102
I seriously hope they win TI6 agaisnt OG
>>149220068
but ive always wanted to reach 4k just to say i made it somewhere
>get aghs
>press Q, farm a wave every 8 seconds
LMAO WHAT AEHRO!
>Seek the pho!
what did he mean by this?
>>149220102
>Does Secret actually have unironic fans anymore?
Yes, fortunately most of them favor r*ddit over /d2g/
>>149220102
>I'm only a fan if teams win everything
t. bandwagon faggot
bet you'll cheer for secret when they're in the finals at ti
>it's a limp throws as tiny in the top radiant rax area episode
>Drow sits in the back and auto attacks
>win game
>>149220102
I've probably watched 90% of games Puppey and RTZ have played in DOTA 2
Apologize
2k shitter here, why the fuck is this hero suddenly so popular now? Wasn't he one of the few heroes not picked at Manila because he was considered to be so bad? Did he get some big buffs or something?
>>149220337
I've missed maybe one game. I still like OG and MVP Phoenix more though
>>149220370
When will people learn that pro heroes are 99% trends.
and there is maybe 3-5 actually unplayable heroes at any given meta these days.
>>149220102
You could say the same about OG or EG
Boring as fuck to watch
>>149220370
Its not about being buffed, its about fitting into stats and the meta, which Shadow Demon can with Disruption.
>>149220282
he really likes Viet food
>FRIST FUCKING PICK DROW
>Can't Punish it
Oh wait, I forgot drow counter aren't in meta so it is like they don't exist
>>149220370
Mirana. Duh.
>ethereal drow
someone explain this meme to me
>>149220370
Illusion push is good.
Shadow demon makes illusions.
Reminder that everyone at TI will inevitably overlook MVP
Artour posting is going to come back stronger than ever
>Merlini pretending this was an amazing strat
>>149220495
Most cost efficient in terms of agi stats. Can be disassembled.
SwedcucksWill Never Win
>>149218380
nahaz vs theeban & kanishka my friendo i think we can see the victors
>>149220370
Disruption is what makes or breaks SD unless he's picking to counter someone weak to purge.
Heroes that really benefit from disruption for pushes or defenses weren't super meta for a while there.
Now they are.
>>149220456
not even an EG fan but EG is fun as fuck to watch m8
>>149220473
That looks delicious, holy shit.
What does that "you know for sure, who's going to win" slogan even mean? Like what's it trying to imply? Why do they say it?
>>149220282
>he doesnt seek pho
lmao la
Exactly as planned.
its time for my return
REPEAT AFTER ME
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Gay couch orgy wheN?
>>149220650
How? Boring safe heroes every single time
Every game follows the same pattern, they lose early and win midgame
>>149220724
zai slready played
>col gets outdrafted in the first couple of picks
>oh shit guys what do we do
>pick tiny
>lose
every time
swindelz changes lanes to win
secret knew they would want to switch to win and baited them into picks
even anime isnt this good secret fans
apologize
If Merlini was my dad things would be really different around here
>cyborgmatt raiding the pantry
It don't get no better
>>149220914
You'd be super-underaged or Merlini was molested as a child
>>149220642
>>149220463
Why the sudden change in meta now? 6.88b?
>>149220949
>>149220949
new memes
>>149220892
heres your apology everyone
>>149221001
>change in the meta
The players probably figured something out about the meta and what works and what doesnt. It takes time for this shit to pan out
>>149200494
Yeah it's terrible. Probably the worst out of that whole set (but since I got it I hope they don't make it easier since it will make the Ursa set with the unlocked style rarer).
Like >>149201156 said, I don't think it's possible to get it normally.
>>149220827
>picking Tiny into right clickers
>picking Tiny into -armor/damage amp
>picking Tiny into savers
Tiny is really good at ganking unaware dudes and bursting them down before they can react. He was a terrible pick this game because everyone against him was good against him.
>>149221001
Honestly dude, meta is just what's popular. It's not necessarily what's best or even good at times, it's just what is popular. Dota has a massive variety of hero compositions that are extremely good together.
It's not about what's best it's what people are trying to do.
>>149217215
Okay
this huskar is going to go 0-15-0
>>149193037
>fucking MANA BOOTS riki