be alert edition
>official FAQ
https://support.pokemon.niantic.com/hc/en-us
>Is the server down?
http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go
>general database
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/
>Is it worth evolving X?
http://pogotoolkit.com/
>Some questions answered
http://pastebin.com/spEFYmPw
Fresh with updates!
>Pokemon strengths and earning xp
https://thesilphroad.com/research
>IV Calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wbtIc33K45iU1ScUnkB0PlslJ-eLaJlSZY47sPME2Uk/copy
>Pokemon moves DPS
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vj1nsbsIE7FVPFWE-ZRFNgoszfgfDJ1MiT81d8XbPug/htmlview?sle=true#
>Information on spoofing
http://pastebin.com/KCVr1HjB
>Scanner set up guide
http://pastebin.com/QX93SCMV
>Scan request Discord channel
https://discord.gg/GfREGwz
>underage babby scanner app (still buggy)
https://github.com/mchristopher/PokemonGo-DesktopMap/releases
first for pokkimans
first for dicks
fucking hell i wish i could afford to go to college
first for instinct
5th for spoof masterrace
off topic but i wanna get the pokemon original series downloaded but don't know where to go now that KAT got v&
READ THE OP BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS YOU RETARDS
>>149175640
you don't have to go there to get on campus
>>149175696
how do i walkk
>>149175672
You sure are one stupid fuck, aren't you?
Bluestacks is kill
how is Nox? do I get the one with the Go currently installed in it?
>>149175710
but where do I park?
also what if girls come up to me and asking what im studying?
How do I tell them in a NEET loser?
>>149175672
>KAT got v&
shit when did that happen?
guys I'm fucking hungry sho uld i get burger or pizza? i saw a pic of lola bunny now i have a massive erection , too fuck this pokemon go
>bake brownies
>put laxative in them
>go to pokestops with lures
>say 1buck for a brownie
>watch autist shit themself while you make bank.
>I'm going to scan in a big city tonight
Gonna be great, except if servers go FUCKING DOWN as usual.
So that shitty browser scanner gonna get me on a hit list since they compile your browser history?
>>149175640
I have a lot of pokemon spawning at uni, but thats also true for two others uni nearby. You can be sure I visit them anyways. You should to.
>>149175795
Get a salad you fat piece of shit.
>walkers
>fuck another pidgey
>spoofers
>fuck another snorlax
>>149175779
just pretend you're IT staff or something
walk there
>>149175823
>commit felony to make pennies
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
>>149175867
saladf is fucking gay just like you faggot
>>149175965
DELETE THIS
>>149175965
god damnit nice
>>149175965
>>149175740
I got you fampai
>http://www.realsimple.com/health/fitness-exercise/how-to-walk
Why can't I log into my account on nox? Do I have to update to 0.29.3?
>>149175965
please post more webms. I want to jerk off while I spoof
reminder to walk your puppers
>>149176078
This doesn't help. I don't know how to put on my shoes.
>>149175965
those are some cartoony nipples god damn. almost perfect.
>>149175779
I work at a private university. There should be guest parking near the student union/common center. No, nobody will give you a second glance no matter what you look like. If you get a parking ticket from campus security because you parked in a student lot without a tag just rip it up and toss it when you leave. It's meaningless.
>visit hospital for yearly physical with my primary doctor
>barely any pokestops on the way
>none anywhere near the hospital
>meanwhile my local park has loads of them within reasonable distance
>only able to catch a few Pokemon every now and then from this waiting room
So when are they gonna add more pokestops? Would be nice if they improved quality of life for people living in smaller towns as well.
>nidoking is my favorite pokémon
>every nidoran I've found so far was low cp trash
Why does this game hate me?
>>149176136
awww that's adorable
>>149176136
my dog is a fat old midget bitch who i can only walk for 30 minutes before she's exhausted
I got a lowbie shellder with 70%-100%
I'm only level 7, should I even care about this shit yet? do any of my early mons deserve to be saved?
>>149176342
back to tumblr with you
what determines a wild pokemon's cp?
will they naturally scale as I gain levels or..??
Because currently i spend all my stardust getting my 2 best pokemon up from like 100 cp to 200
>>149176291
>Tfw in some boat.
This is the best I've been able to get and it's still shit
>>149176291
>Tentacruel is my favorite pokemon
>find every water pokemon known to man EXCEPT tentacool
fucking hell, where the fuck do they spawn
>>149176421
Luck
Yes
Don't do that
>>149176379
>if you like dogs you're from tumblr
you're a faggot
>>149176342
hey there qute
>>149176486
what to spend stardust on??
Fellow python scanners:
Do any of you experience the issue where after about half an hour of running, the scanner will continue to work but stop reporting new pokemon, until it says that there is nothing around you?
I've noticed this happen a few times, and restarting the scanner fixes it, but I want to use ngrok and don't want to be 30 minutes away from my house and have the scanner stop working.
>>149176421
>will they naturally scale as I gain levels or..??
Yes. Your supposed to open 2k eggs and spam catch bugs and birds until lvl 20 when you can finally find high cp shit.
>>149176136
brb going to play with my doggo
>>149176553
>be guest parking
Not that you faggot, typing 'awwww' unironically. Neck yourself.
Anyone else have a fucked up pokedex?
If I reinstall, will I lose anything?
I've been playing all this time, but I realized I still don't know how this works. Can only one person catch a pokemon that spawns? Or does everyone get a chance?
>>149176562
Nothing until you're level 20+. Yes, seriously.
>>149176136
>Literally whoring out dogs
Fortune cookie?
>>149175965
>some faygo reported this
>>149176669
yes sadly
unlucky mate
>tfw waiting for enough candy to evolve through an entire lucky egg
>>149176669
S E E D
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>>149176669
You have to start again.
>>149176679
currently level 6
best way to get to 20 is to spam catch every pokemon i see and hatch eggs?
>>149176672
Everyone gets a chance.
>>149176581
Yes I get this too but don't know if it can be fixed
>>149176669
mine is fucked up too. Cant look at pokes cause it flies all over the place and crashes
>>149176669
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>>149176672
Everyone
>>149176669
You lose nothing on reinstalling. It might scare you when it asks for your birthday again, but it's all tied to your Google/PTC account.
>>149176669
"Minor text fixes"
also your data is tied to your account
>>149176643
you can just tell me to kill myself anon. this isn't reddit you won't be banned for saying it.
>>149176363
>it's transfer time again
>>149176778
catch a bunch of pidegeys and weedles.
pop lucky egg and evolve like 50 times
>>149176669
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>>149176903
>he doesn't have extra bag space
u wot m8
>>149176925
should i be trading any of them into the professor or just save them all to evolve?
>>149176778
Catch pidgeys (like a lot, like 40) and the candy to evolve them. Then pop a lucky egg and evolve them all
>>149176778
Yep. And whenever you have enough candy and Pidgeys/Weedles/Caterpies/Rats/Bats/etc to evolve around 50 at once, use a Lucky Egg and go on an evolving spree for a ton of EXP.
>>149176886
No, kill them all.
>>149176903
>again
i learned my lesson after the first time i maxed out at 250
just transfer when you catch them
Where to download auto pokemon catching script?
>>149176903
I hope you get a good Golbat
>>149175640
How to see pokestops?
>>149176108
Fuck sake... forgot to register my account.
>People think Niantic will ban when the servers can barely stay afloat
>see three kids with phones out walking past me
>check phone
>gym is yellow now
>awww those pore things are autistic
>check them gym
>3xlvl6 pokes here 150cp max
>rip them apart with my 1100cp vape and leave a 600cp mon behind to make sure they can't come back
>actually feel bad about destroying such low level players even though they are on the autistic team
>>149176976
it's just that i'm autistic and can't stand having a messy pokéstorage
>>149177046
post latitude and longitude from google maps that you want to see and i will post a map for you
>>149177084
Are you sure they are the autistic ones?
>>149176442
>got an XL XL
>by now it's super low CP
why must you torture me so?
just found a 98% pikachu,
worth keeping and evolving?
>>149177084
>pore
AutMystic detected
>>149176981
yea you can turn them into more candy
just keep enough and wait till you have enough candy for like 40 evolves. will get you a ton of xp
just go to kakuna, metapod, or pidgeotto. dont bother with 3rd stages unless you do it once for dex entry
>>149177084
600cp mon won't be enough to stop 3 people attacking at once
>>149177131
50.5587423,15.9026023,
thanks bro
>>149177191
raichu is garbage
evolve him and put him in gyms to impress the normies
>48 cp green circle weedle escapes after 7 pokeballs
what kind of fresh hell is this? I'm only level 9and out of pokeballs
>>149175789
what the shit?
they were the only good torrent site left and they even accepted take down requests to appease the copyright autists
>>149177191
>98%
you what? Do you mean cp 98?
>>149177319
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>149177131
I have the python scanner but it only shows pokemon. Or do you have a different one or what?
>>149177191
Depends on what level you are now. Max CP increases with level.
>live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere
>nobody knows what pokemon is
>go to the only gym in town
>every time i take it over it gets reclaimed by ghosts
why are you spoofers doing this to me?
>Tfw 100 pidgy/caterpie evolutions ready
>>149177387
IV you fucking retard.
Are Oddish uncommon in this game..? I've only caught 2 and one gloom despite playing frequently
Scanbros please
41.694116, -86.234519
>>149175789
>>149177379
What the fuck, it actually happened. Could've sworn I had just been using them a week ago. Rest in peace.
Link because couldn't get the full thing below 3MBhttps://a.uguu.se/PtPFlXdCikat_bean-plays-pokemon.mp4
>>149177551
Eevee?
>>149177387
no, i mean 98% IV
>>149177434
only 25.
seems like caring about IV doesn't matter at all until level 40. . .
which i doubt many people would have the patience to reach (i doubt i will)
>>149177558
May be location. I catch a couple a day.
>>149177558
Yeah they're on the uncommon side.
>>149177560
Discord or try not being a fucking retard, there's even a retard proof scanner guide
>>149177239
Here you go
Mestske Sady looking pretty lit right now
>>149177560
discord
Fucking posted in wrong thread ksdflsdajfklsdjfklas POSTING AginakKSDAL
I know how to spoof, and know enough about not teleporting across the country in the blink of an eye (without being smart and giving yourself physical logical time in between), but can ANYONE explain the finer aspects of this shit?
No one seems to understand if whether or not these emulators (bluestacks, nox) are all pinging Niantic's servers with the same phone number, device number, IEMI, whatever.
If there are 30,000 of us all using emulators, aren't we all signing on with the exact same physical credentials?
Why bother worrying about teleporting if Niantic can see everyone using the exact same device?
I could be wrong about all of this though because NO ONE CAN EXPLAIN THIS ASPECT OF SPOOFING.
LITERALLY.
NO PROOF.
>>149177610
>>149177551
>IV
Hold on, what does IV mean? Something Value?
Found another good defender.
Question for high levelers. Have you run into any of the legendary birds and/or Mewtwo?
Post ohio scans if youve got em!!
>>149177693
have you tried checking the settings in nox you autistic retard ?
Changed my location in the configs and now I get this. Tried changing back to the previous location when it worked but I get the same error.
What do?
>>149177560
Discord
>>149177693
Okay?
thanks for the blog post faggot
>>149177742
Read the OP
>>149177813
>posting image from that shitty online scanner
You evil bastard
>>149177598
Put it on youtube. It'll get front page on reddit for sureActually pretty gud
>>149176136
Sounds nice, but wait until they get those who adopted, get tired of the dog and return it back
-10.37134, -171.37190
FUCKKKK
>>149177746
>Zen Headbutt
Nearly perfect for trashing vapelifers.
>>149177610
>Only level 25
>>149177943
>not on discord
>no "please, thanks guys"
R U D E
I keep getting an error using the webspoof regarding a schedule trip whenever I try and go to a location. Anyone else came across that?
>>149177791
Stop being a botting piece of shit. Spoofers I can forgive, but fucking really? Go die
>>149178030
help or shut the fuck up mr leet hacker
>>149177979
run nigga
>>149178110
just go on fucking discord you goof
>>149177979
Spoofed and got it.
Hurry Anon
>>149178092
u mad?
When should i pop my egg and evolve my pidgeys? How much candy should i have?
>currently at 234
>>149178118
>>149178165
Kek, I live about 100 miles away
Definitely going to VA Beach soon though to load up on those dank pokestops and see all the cute girls
>>149178110
>help
Read the OP. There's a scanner guide and a link to the discord for scan requests if you're too stupid to follow a 5 step process.
>Nearly perfect 97% psyduck
>Fuck yes
>Evolve
>FUCKING CONFUSION
Just bend me over and call me your sissy famalamadingdong
>>149177768
Nobody has
>>149178225
How many Weedles?
How many Caterpies?
How many misc. evolutions?
When the total reaches 50-60, depending on your device, you may go.
>plan on taking my pupper out to see if there are any cute pokegirls
>HEAT WAVE WARNING UNTIL FRIDAY
Is there anyone here who does not use spoofing and/or scanning? Just wondering. I didnt like the idea of spoofing since I wanted to walk around and whatnot, but I like the scanning so that I can at least be assured of the type of pokemons I might find in an area. Its also sort of a drug now, scanning various area of the city to find a spawning zone.
Where in central park is best for pidgeys or magikarps?
this is a bad joke right?
i walked with my friend i'm lvl 14 hes 7 and we were both capturing garbage like pidgeys and worms but he was able to capturem them all with the first ball and it took me like 4 balls a piece to cap them, this artifical difficutly is retarded as fuck. how the fuck has a twice as much experienced trained way more with catching the same pokemon as some crappy lvl 7 ?
>>149178261
Why is confusion bad? You want a water move or something?
>>149178335
I don't do either. I really don't care enough and I enjoy playing the game how it is.
>>149178380
Water Gun is the only redeeming move he can have. Without it he's trash.
>>149178261
I feel like we'll have some randomizer item eventually, something that reroll the moves or stats, or both
>>149178225
Anytime you can string 40+ evolutions.
>>149178380
Water Gun has the second highest DPS and Confusion is slow as fuck.
>>149178380
Confusion is slow as fuck and hydro pump is literall ass
>>149178335
Until they fix the 3 step bug you shouldn't feel any shame in scanning. Just make sure you don't use your real account for the scanner.
>friend is level 10
>venasaur pops up
>he gets it with a pokeball on his first try
>i use great balls and rasberries
>it jumps out eight times and runs away
im pissed
>>149178380
>What is STAB
>finally got my scanner working
Aww yiss. Taking requests since I'm in a generous mood.
wew
>>149178529
This happened to me a few days ago except two friends and my wife got it, I was left with jack.
>>149177784
Where in the guide does it say to do this shit?
In Nox, there's a thing under settings where you can input phone model, number, IEMI, etc, but maybe, just maaaaaaaaaaaayyybeee the guide should reflect on the finer points of that shit before everyone gets banned regardless because they're all on THE SAME FUCKING DEVICE.
>>149178529
His must have had a cp way lower than yours
>>149178492
>40+
Holy shit stop spreading misinformation. You can easily do 60+ in good server conditions.
>>149178372
pokemon with higher cp are harder to catch
>>149176475
found some at the beach during a day trip
>>149178540
What is STAB?
>>149178494
>>149178495
Well that's depressing
>scan my area
>charizard 4 blocks away with 2 minutes left
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>149178640
bit i don't want high cp pidgeys they are garbage they provide same amount of candy as cp 1 pidgeys
>>149178681
Could have driven to it
>phone buzzes while I'm sitting around at home like a piece of shit
>this fat fucker is on my lawn
Nice
>>149178642
yeah guess rivers/beach are my best bet. At the very least I can farm magicarp while waiting for a tentacool to pop, if any.
>pokemon keep spawning in the ghetto apartments behind mine
It's like they want me to get mugged
Turns out I have two overlapping pokestops right by my living room sofa. Might as well be a spoofer? Pretty sure people lure those stops all day long, too.
>>149178591
Mite b decent queen.
>>149178723
then ignore anything >100cp
>>149178540
"(of a person) thrust a knife or other pointed weapon into (someone) so as to wound or kill."
>>149178627
the guide is made to get it up and running
not to cater to paranoid retards who think they'll get banned this decade
Is there a way to make my phone's GPS more accurate? It always pings me to a stop nowhere near me instead of the one I'm at.
>>149178793
Crossing fingers for good roll
>>149178627
Why are you such a whiny fag? Either cheat and risk a ban, or don't cheat and don't risk a ban. Fuck.
What's a good IV to consider evolving? Right now I have 48 - 77% is that any good? If not what should I be looking for (and dont give me some shit like 134% pls)
>>149178540
I for one would like to know
anything good up in Central Park right now?
Why the FUCK is my GPS not detecting me properly now when I'm at home after working fine for two weeks?
I have a stop on my house and now it started running across the street as soon as I step inside the apartment
WTF is going on?
>>149178761
the drive alone is 5 minutes
what did they mean by this?
>>149178884
Maybe you should stop being a literal retard and know how numbers work.
>>149178743
what was the purpose of posting this screenshot?
>>149178985
They meant that they're a bunch of close minded butthurt boomers who throw a fit every time those darn kids find a new way to have fun.
>>149177508
Source?Google has been so fucking useless for image searching lately. I'm constantly getting best guesses like "line art" or "fictional character"
>>149177581
Yeah, it happened in the last two days. Blame the FBI.
>Show scan of an area to a friend
>he gives me shit for cheating
>2 minute later, ask me to scan is home
oh I see
>my team trains a gym until we can stack it up to 10 people
>heavily populated area with constant fighting over 3 gyms
>it's like a lightshow at some hours, watching the gyms swap
>we've actually held it for 24 hours
Valor too stronk, pls nerf
how long untill someone gets killed by a driver playing pogo
Servers are so fucking down. God damn it.
>>149178907
Try toggling your wifi.
>>149178837
People who played ingress and know it well don't seem to be of help other than "oh they ban in waves lol don't teleport long distances", but was that the extent of bans?
I want to play longterm, but I want to be the cock of the walk and stomp people in my local community with shit that's on the opposite coast and whatnot. And I don't want to risk getting banned by not teleporting if I'm just going to get banned for not having a unique serial number or someshit.
>>149178540
Same type attack bonus
>>149178829
that will cut my candy earnings by 80%
>>149178987
I maybe a retard but at least I get laid regularly
>>149178985
I don't really understand why act like this, what do u get from this?
>>149176581
yes, this happens all the time I just do ctrl+c and redo the scan
>>149179189
Then figure it out yourself instead of complaining to the thread who doesn't care about it.
>waaaaah be my personal servants!!!
>>149176475
i caught some tentacool in central park. most of them spawned between the south-east corner of the park and a small lake called the pond.
>>149179234
well its either that or waste pokeballs
>>149178985
>hunting for cartoons
Please tell me they are 80+, regardless they obviously have no idea about the game other than what their TV chat show has told them.
>>149179189
if you want to spoof pay up for a private emulator that can be customized the way you want
dont rely on public emulators
its that simple you aspie
>>149179378
I'm in Canada, oh well
>>149179175
On and off? I tried that sort of stuff
>>149179381
or just use gr8 balls i get one from almost every stop
Has anyone tried pokevision.com? Is it better or worse than the scanner?
>>149179163
Accidents have skyrocketed in Utah because of GO, so it's a matter of time (if it hasn't happened already and gone unreported/reported as a "testing while driving" death).
>>149179137
Well he didn't say stop
>>149179247
edgy fags basically, I doubt they'd care if it was less popular t bh, gotta act different nowadays to feel unique
WHAT DOES DPS MEAN
>>149179450
Sinathrow?
>>149179524
DICKS PER SECOND
I'm curious, what kind of phones are people running the game on?
>>149179524
diddly do da
Just hatched from an egg, not powered up at all, not showing up on the IV calculator. Is this little turtle the best there is? is he better than the best IV? or am I missing something?
>>149179459
A lot worse, at least for me
>scanner shows a bunch of pokemon everywhere, actually go out and catch some of them so can confirm they exist
>pokevision shows 2 pokemon total in my entire downtown area
Not sure why it sucks so bad.
>>149179563
I'm using an old ass phone running Android 4.2. I have to download the APK every update and AR mode doesn't work.
>>149179524
DPS per second
>>149179623
IV calc is a joke, stop falling for it
>>149179623
You did something wrong. He is 82-86%.
>>149177936
was already there breh
>>149177030
What the fuck man
>>149179623
shows up for me homie 82-86 4 combinations
Say if my main account is the PTC one, but I want to use my Google account as the spoofing one, is it safe to use Nox for google account version? Or is it an unsafe, chinese, piece of shit that just happens to run pokemon games good?
MY scanner is running really slow and i keep getting * Restarting with stat
* Debugger is active!
* Debugger pin code:
Is it slow or fucked?
>>149179623
Always check your values. Also the default sheet you have to delete the examples if you want to use their rows properly.
>>149179137
Same situation here. Shit's hilarious. Now he thinks I "cheated" whenever I show him new mons. He's right.
>>149179754
This. I can't believe people are still falling for it.
Anyone know if niantic or nintendo is doing anything at comic con san diego for pokemon go?
chaar
>>149179754
t. dont understand how the spreadsheet works
>>149179986
Intrigued...
WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF I GET NO COMBINATIONS FOUND IN THE IV CALC
>>149179986
Nope. No events until all launches in all regions are complete, and all "major" features are implemented.
>>149179992
Fucking Italy and it's fire lizard parks.
>>149180121
it means you entered something wrong. show us your sheet
>>149180121
IT MEANS YOU CAUGHT A SHINY HOLY SHIT
>>149180121
He will disintegrate upon evolution. Don't do it!
>>149180123
So never then. Seriously a missed opportunity though.
>>149180121
Its power is 100%+. Use all dust on anything that comes up that way.
>>149179556
>>149179568
>>149179740
thanks guys
>>149180046
Makes literally no sense.
The IV calc gives you numbers and percentages, but it's all bullshit.
And too many people are saying their stats don't give a combination for them to be idiots typing shit in wrong.
Is there a good Nox + WASD guide for spoofing that includes walking and driving options?
>my town, 3k people
>1 pokestop
>neighbour town, 3k people
>14 pokestops
why, I aint paying 5 bucks for 100 pokeballs
>>149180409
>And too many people are saying their stats don't give a combination for them to be idiots typing shit in wrong.
you give people too much credits
does there exist a more degenerate group of people on the planet than SPOOFERS?
>>149180409
Except that guy who posted his squirtle shows up in the calc even though he said it didn't.
>>149180496
Yeah but then they post pics ofther Pokemon and nobody else can get them too.
>>149180452
>spoof to central park
>pokestops everywhere
>>149180607
I feel like if I spoof I will grow tired of the game super quick
>>149180552
t. Cityfag
>>149180452
because somebody there played ingress
>>149179992
shit nigga do you live inside a volcano
>>149180674
just do it to pick up and pokeballs
>>149180674
This. The actual game itself is pretty much trash. Most of the fun is going out, getting an excuse to exercise, meeting new people, maybe meet a cute girl when she runs you over with her bike.
So has Niantic even ACKNOWLEDGED the 3 step bug yet?
>>149180452
>My town has 84,000 people
>Like 10 pokestops
>Neighboring town only has 55,000 people
>Probably over 30 pokestops
>>149178681
Just go there, they don't always vanish as the timer ends.
feelin pretty good right now
>>149180674
You may. Could just spoof to a pokestop to farm balls. But that's how I started and I couldn't resist the temptation to catch shit.
Anyone else got pokemon health problems? I think I fuck around too much with gyms, I cant even heal them now. I really want them to put something to just heal the whole group, even if I have to walk to it.
>>149180674
I'm only spoofing because it's the only way to actually find pokemon since the tracker is still down
>>149179992
Does the scanner show currently spawned pokemon, or pokemon that have spawned in the past X minutes?
how do you use revives? when I fail at defeating a gym it puts my mon at 1 HP, I havent used a single revive, how do you actually die in this game?
>>149180875
No.
Why do I always get shit dratini s ffs
caught 3 today and 2 yesterday and none are above 300 fml
>>149180904
>Spending real money on a shitty mobile game.
>>149180904
Where did you get all those hatcheries, buyfag?
>>149181043
they die when you ATTACK another teams gym (your own gym also put them at 1)
>>149180904
moms credit card.jpg
>>149180980
pokemon that were up when the account teleported there
they could expire 5s later and a new could spawn a few teleport locations after
but this park is actually this retarded
>>149177820
>>149178837
>>149178870
>>149179347
How do you guys not care about this shit and be in it for the long run? What's the point of playing at all if you're just going to get banned? Fucking hell.
>>149181043
ti's for when you attack gyms not of your team
>>149180875
They haven't acknowledged shit yet, they only have like 30-40 employees and no PR.
>>149181114
don't you EVER fucking reply to me again you piece of shit
>>149181043
Mons only faint when fighting enemy gyms.
>>149181091
>being poor
>>149180879
>Ivy league college 5 minute drive away
>28 pokestop on campus alone
>3 basically perma lured around a pond.
It's nice.
>>149180875
lol no, they're tweeting @ jimmykimmel instead
>>149180904
lol idiot buyfag virgin
>>149181074
Feeling good about this guy
>>149181091
>>149181140
>they dont know that you get multiple of these when powerleveling in the 20s
>>149181174
>What's the point of living at all if you're just going to die?
This is you
http://www.strawpoll.me/10802471
How do you play Pokemon Go?
>>149181174
Just don't cheat ;)
>>149181275
>He fell for the iv meme
>>149180826
>maybe meet a cute girl when she runs you over with her bike
This will actually be a story that parents will tell their kids. What a time to be alive.
why do people say IV is a meme? wtf?
WAIT A MOMENT
Do I start getting better pokeballs from pokestops at a certain level? I'm level 10 and I only have pokeballs
>>149180589
Look, just because you don't know how to use the calculator doesn't mean it's bullshit. Even if you don't care about IVs, it's from game data (read; facts). There are variances between one pokemon and the next.
>>149181319
I like this new iv meme meme
>>149181425
great balls unlocks at 12, ultra at 20
>>149181304
why the fuck is "with friends" a separate option?
>>149181391
yes
>>149181391
Yes, Great Balls unlock at level 12 and Ultra unlock at 20.
>>149181275
100% or into the grinder it goes.
>>149181275
>evolve 100% dratini
>dragonite gets steel wing
>best use for it is to sit in a gym and wait to get raped by vapememers
>>149181391
You'll get great balls soon.
I know you get ultras at 20
I just found a 900 kabutops and he ran away
Fuck my life
>>149181140
You mad poorfag?
>>149180452
>5k Pop tourist town
>Over 20 Pokestops
>14 Gyms in 2 mile radius of my home
>Ride my bike and cap 10 gyms every day
>More people in town know me by my trainer name than my actual name.
>>149181532
at least all the normies will think it's cool and that's all that matters ;^)
is marowak any good?
>>149181656
What do you think?
>>149181532
I got dragon breath and dragon claw with shit IVs. We just cant have it all anon
Why did PoGo have to die so quickly
>>149181751
Because still no tracker
>>149181656
he's not in the game don't be silly
>>149181614
>my trainer name is a weeb meme
Thank fuck I have no friends
How good is Kabutops?
How hard did i screw up not catching him?
>>149181656
It's actually one of the worst pokemon; can barely help defend a gym next to onix.
>>149181751
It's not dead you mong.
>>149179860
If you use nox at all you'll be speaking Chinese within the month
>>149181656
No, he's exceptionally bad. Shame, because I like him too.
>>149181114
>>149181140
>>149181091
>>149181197
holy shit lmao
was like 10 eutos, get a grip
I thought everyone bought stuff
what are you, poor?
If I want to use Nox, can I just use my real Google account (as per the instructions), or is it a shady Chinese botnet that I should not trust at all?
The fuck do you guys do?
>>149181614
>he didn't use his actual name as his trainer name
>>149181291
Dumb as fuck
>>149181920
If it doesn't matter to you, why are you bothering to defend yourself?
>>149181850
>>149181907
fuck
>>149181920
get a refund and your items are free :)
>friend asks if I want to go to the park to catch some mons
>my trainer is across the country in cali
>>149181921
What is rkill? Once the app has a new update id stop spoofing anyways. Stop spoofing then reformat your pc.
How many evolves should I stack up before mass evolve?
I started saving up at lvl 8, now I'm at level 10 with 20 evolves ready, and I've already gotten my second lucky egg. Is it even worth it to keep on saving?
daily reminder
>>149175823
Better than /k/ meetup brownies at least.
>>149182236
60 is the best number, good and safe if the servers dont just die
you could go for 70 but any lag will fuck you over
>>149182236
You should be able to get 60 evolves per egg if the game runs well.
>>149181921
Don't use your real account dummy.
>>149182236
If you want to put your egg to full use, get at least three times that.
>>149182429
Where should I go for optimal pidgey catching
>>149175776
worked for me
>>149182527
niantic offices and hook up the phone directly to their servers
>>149182119
This game is casual anon, anything isn't bad, it's just that Vaporeon is statistically the best.
Anything inbetween that and the worst is "meh" tier.
>Team Mystic
explain this, guys
Rate my mons
>>149182527
pretty much anywhere with lures
>>149182429
>>149182419
>>149182501
But is it really worth it waiting that long? I feel like my friends are getting ahead of me because they just 'mass' evolve with like 10 pokemon
Epicnpc.com
You can try to boost and sell your accounts for 100-800$ on epicnpc before spoofing becomes unavailable in future updates.
You don't have to thank me, but I would need some cash myself if you have some spare change.
https://www.generosity.com/fundraisers/making-chocolate-milk-pudding
>>149182740
your moltres is shit anon
did it roll -99% IVs
>>149182740
>mew
>only 8,7k cp
transfer trashssss
>37 to 95%
lmao
what is the point of this shitty calc
>>149182763
It is absolutely worth it. Later on they'll have no Lucky eggs without paying, you'll outlevel them with patience.
>>149182738
>bonus
said to be from capturing your 100th of a pokemon
>great throw
threw your pokeball through the small circle
>>149182925
>what are odds
gee anon, I don't know
>>149179418
>if you want to spoof pay up for a private emulator
Like?
>>149182740
>Mew
>End of the World
>>>>>>Mew
maximum edge
>>149182925
it narrows down when you power it up
>only drowzees in my area
JUST
>>149182793
yo these clowns can't fucking fix a bug that has made the game 800% worse for everyone, what makes you think they will be able to outpace these spoofing neckbeards?
serious question
>~600 Bulbasaur
>71-100%
Hmm.
>>149182936
>they'll have no Lucky eggs without paying, y
unless of course they manage to put one or two mmons in gyms every day, which even lvl 5 retards can do, and then get a free egg from the store every week or so
>>149183059
mew is a metaphor for an atomic bomb
>capture ditto
>no idea how to make him transform into mon
>have idea
>name him another pokemon's name
>it fucking works
someone has a snorlax spawn? thanks in advance
>>149183206
"no" was intended as some hyperbole
also that money is better off used on bag space andincubators
is there a way to simulate driving on nox?
>>149176581
Yep
>>149182236
You can get higher than 60 easy.
I've gotten 61+ twice, both with minor technical issues and sitting through a few new pokedex entries.
I think 65 is possible with 70 being the safest in case some glitch out and temporarily disappear.
Worst case scenario you have a handful left over for your next egg.
>>149183261
name it Mew.
So whats the max trainer level in this game? Apparently you find higher CP at higher trainer levels so its pretty much useless to power up pokemon until you're a high level.
ran into 3 charmanders today... after wasting around 20 ultra balls/razz berries total they all ran away...
It was all for nothing
>>149183397
>only works on pokemon you already have caught
>>149183261
>put my phone under a truck
>transfer all my pokemon and discard all items
>spin the phone on the ground
>a fucking Mew appears
please keep this a secret I dont want it to spread
Is there a way to use the scanner with a google account?
>>149183424
40
the servers will be shut down before you reach that level anon, its 20 mil exp
There are people in my small european country who play pokemon go >seriously
One guy walks 50 km a day on average, playing this game full time. Meanwhile in central park, pic related. Makes it all so meaningless.
>>149175529
How do I release a pokemon that I don't need anymore?
>Try to take over a gym that is full of weaklings
>It kicks me out after GO every time
Nice game faggots
>>149183559
Spoof then you pussy, or don't worry about it coz you don't live in NY
>>149183594
scroll down at its screen and press transfer
>>149183491
-google instead of -ptc
Did we get through today without the scheduled 2pm CT downtime?
>>149183594
You need to have that pokemon active and then insert the phone in your anus.
Leave it there for 30 seconds or so and you get a candy.
People have said that if you leave it for 2 minutes it also gives you stardust but I haven't lasted that long myself so can't confirm
>>149183640
I'm English and dickheads who cry about anything like you make me glad to have left the EU, no matter how retarded of a decision it was.
Brah, just find a decent nest and throw reg/greats
Save ultras in case you bump into charmeleon/charazard.
>PoGo is announced
>"Oh cool, soon I can go around taking over Gyms with my cool Growlithe bro"
>game releases
>look literally everywhere in my city
>no Growlithe
This just makes me want to go through Fire Red again desu
>>149183262
bump
>>149183787
.. what?
>>149183862
there is no public snorlax nest right now
let me get this straight
i have to grind to lv20+
then find a high cp first form
catch a million others so i have 125 candies
and then risk it all on getting a non shit moveset|
>>149183986
welcome to pokemon
>>149183976
thats a bummer, thanks pal
>>149183986
Yes.
Or you could just get 6 high CP Pokemon and take over any gym.
>>149183986
Don't forget the IVs, philistine.
>>149183986
if you ignore IVs ( please dont go down that road, its pure autism ) yes
>servers are not shit today
What the fuck is going on? What do I shitpost about now?
>>149184178
eu server is fine
>>149184103
This meme needs to end,
It was already proven there is no iv system.
any eevee nest?
>>149184269
Proof of debunk?
Has anyone else encountered demonic weedles? My entire screen went black after except weedles name
>>149184178
we haven't shitposted about teams for a bit now, maybe you can get on that
So there's this guy that SUIT UP to play pokemon go at around midnight near my home. He's always outside the local library (which has a total of 5 pokestop and 2 gyms around it, if you count the park next to it). He's always greeting everyone and catching stuff. what do.
What is better for Clefable, pound or zen headbutt? Seems close.
>>149183734
There's no -ptc, anon.
>>149183462
Highlands park ohio near dublin is char-town
>>149184487
give him a handy.
>>149184487
Talk to him? Make a new friend, anon.Unless he's a yellow, fuck that
>>149183986
Do you want to be the very best?
saw this on my map near me just for you spoofers out there
>>149184487
seems like neat young fella, make friends with him boy.
>>149184178
Pick one of the many other issues the game has
>>149184487
"hey bb want sum fuk?"
Is scyther region special?
>>149184660
thanks bruh
>>149184487
Suck his dick, you will both enjoy it
>>149184478
yeah that happened to me once when I connected to wifi during a battle
literally a wave of blackness slowly engulfed the field, was pretty spoopy
>>149184487
His a brave soul,
10/10 would shake his hand
>>149184498
Pound (more dps)
Read the op it's not that hard
>>149184785
No, just rare.
>living in rural area with almost nothing around
>walk 10 km each day for a week, barely get to level 9
>have today off, drive to town
>get to level 15 in one afternoon
You city fags don't know how good you have it. Jesus fucking christ to think I used to be happy to see even a lonely Weedle, in town I couldn't walk ten meters in any direction without seeing two of them
>>149184632
i just don't know anymore
maybe i'll finally play super mystery dungeon
>ran out of stardust at level 24
GG?
Does anyone have a good bulbasaur spot?
>>149184498
zen for fewer resistances; raw dps is largely the same though.
HELP!!!Whenever I throw a pokeball and it hits the pokeball I instantly say "Boop" in my head and I cant stop it
Jesus fucking christ can Niantic just hurry up and nerf vaporeon or buff electric types?
>Go downtown to take some gyms
>All instinct level 8 gyms with 1.5k+ Vaporeons stacked in them
This is so stupid. The damn thing is too tanky and it takes a year to lower their prestige. What do I need? A fucking snorlax?
>>149184660
Are you using PokeVision? What are the Pokeballs? Stops?
Because if so, I'm trying to use it as well but it's not showing Pokestops, just the monsand the best thing near me, says Pokevision, is a Staryu 8 blocks away
>Servers are not shit
Ban wave is getting nearer
>>149184498
What is going on in this pic
>>149184869
If I want to get like 9 pokeballs from 3 stops I have to walk 40 minutes or just loiter around at once spot.
>>149184976
Show us your mons
>>149185047
boop the snoot fellow imgurian :D
>>149185081
Thank god, I hope they ban me
>>149185052
I'm sorry anon.. aren't buffing or nerfing shit, never gonna happen
>>149184869
I know that feel man.
>live in town
>first day of playing find shitton of stuff, game feels good
>go to visit parents in countryside for a weekend
>think to myself that i have tons of free time, go hiking, catch pokemans
>walk around for hours
>fucking nothing
Thats some gayass system right there boys. There should be some minimum pokemon amount for rural areas atleast.
>>149185002
33.984636, -117.928493
its a big park but the spawn area is mostly contained in the area around the wide white path
>>149185052
Vaporeons are shit defending, get good.
>>149185014
Thanks anon, that's what I was thinking, since the dps is so similar.
>>149185052
a vaporeon with higher IV and water gun
>>149185079
Prob using the scanner. If you want I can scan your area for pokemons and pokestops, just need coords.
>mfw grinding these Pidgey and Weedle candies
Fug I just want to be a decent level
wew lad
>>149184503
>>149183734
I was being retarded, it works now. Thanks!
>>149185285
damn son
If a pokemon evolves twice, is the first evo moveset useless as well as the base one? If my charmeleon has good moves, charizard could reroll them into shit?
>>149185285
can i hve it?
>>149185081
Soft banned retards fucked themselves over
Rest of us are safe, nice try walkfaggot
>>149184660
How did you get your coordinates to appear below directions?
>>149185285
i am jelly
I hope he turns out a good boy
>>149184797
He's back again pls help
>>149185372
Yep.
>tfw can finally walk good distances now
>tfw just caught my highest level pre-powerup pokemon (771 seaking) not the best, but great for a level 14 who's saving his stardust
>tfw finally getting competitive and taking gyms
feels gud, feels fuggin gud
>>149185282
35.61600009092947
-77.37561464309692
This is the coords that PokeVision showed me in the url
>>149185372
yes
>more pokemon in cities than in rural areas
epic
Is there a good nox spoof guide that includes auto walking/driving?
>scan white house
>hitmonchan
thanks obama
>>149185285
i hope you get STEEL WING
>>149177742
Have you never been to a hospital? I hope you never have to, go watch some Dr. House and watch them put an IV (in-vain) tube in someone.
>>149185285
IVs are the most autistic thing ever. Kys.I am jelly.
>>149185226
Thank you!
>>149185510
google nox lockito and you'll probably find something good
>>149185431
i clicked on the pokemon and the radar i use shows time left/coordinates
>>149185285
Useless, memeporeon can shit all over it regardless of IVs
So how do i name my Evee so it to become Vapenron?
Anyone know any cords for an eevee nest?
I don't care about being meta or whatever, I just wannawalkover and catch some eevees
WHO STOCKHOLM HERE?
>scanner now auto places me in London
ew why?
>>149185664
you kill yourself for being to stupid, then it turns into a vape.
>>149185664
Rainor
>>149183275
paid incubators are only used for 10km eggs unless you are an arabian oil shake and can afford to waste them
>>149185463
Here you go anon
>>149185285
>dragonite will have shit moves
>>149185664
ItsRainingMen
>try finding some damn elusive lapras around some street
>suddenly almost fall
>set foot in a giant dog poop
This is literally the first time it happens to me since usually I watch properly where I walk. FUCK. Also Lapras is fucking gone. You have to be shitting me.
>>149185664
rainer
>>149185510
check here, skipped through it but it should guide you through installing lockito
http://www.ownedcore.com/forums/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-hacks-cheats/562281-very-detailed-nox-pokemon-go.html
>>149178767
I never get shit at home unless I'm using incense. Lucky fuck.
I caught a hitmonchan, a sandshrew, and an abra just sitting at home today. I usually just see ratatas and pidgeys and spearows and shit, nice
HOW TO GET TO LVL 20 FASTER? IM LVL 16 ATM
>name is not available
I'm level 21, is the best way to level still mass pidgey? I don't bother to catch the others tbqh family
HOW DO I HOLD B WHILE MY POKEBALLS ARE OUT
THERE'S NO B
BUT THAT'S HOW YOU CATCH POKEMON??
http://pkmngotrading.com/wiki/Nests ?
>>149185958
caterpie and weedle are the same
other mons that evolve at 25 are also decent
>>149185915
catch a lot of shitmon, pop lucky egg, evolve
>>149185740
t-thanks
verifying aint got shit near me
I really want to use your scanner, though, so much more detailed than PokeVision
Also, according to Pokevision there is a Magmar a little outside of this picture right under the East Carolina University words on this pic if a spoofer wants one
>>149185423
you assume they stored all the info from softbanned accounts hahaha
Loving every laugh
>>149185442
Catch him you pussy. Are you going to let Weedle Satan take over your town?
Maybe this is inside info maybe it's not. Either way fuck you John.
Here you go guys go, to get a LGND type pokemon a team instinct player needs to hatch a 10km egg, trade it with a team Mystic player to evolve that pokemon and then trade it with a team Valor player to max it's CP.
Only then will a legendary appear.
>>149186074
That's what they did with Ingress retard.
Is abra catchable with regular pokeballs? I use the berry, curveball into the circle and he always breaks free IMMEDIATELY. And then runs.
>>149177319
This happened to me too. No need to fret, just spoof walking to a nearby urban area (if you have one) and go on a PokeStop spree.
>>149186007
nice
>>149185618
>>149185825
thanks m8s
>>149186084
you can also get one early by by walking 500000km
>>149186143
Ingress isn't relevant lol
>>149185970
HOW DO I WALK IN THIS GAME
>want to catch pokemans
>its almost 100 outside
just fuck my shit up
>>149186084
false
all legendaries are currently on the moon
source - i work for nasa
>>149186213
spoofer wins yet again
>get lvl 5
>go to a gym
>Golduck with like 1400 cp instakills my pokemon
Autists should be rounded up and gassed
>>149186206
PoGo is built on top of Ingress, if you got soft banned you are already flagged for the wave.
>>149186143
Spoofag BTFO
>>149186147
He has something like a 90% chance to flee after the first ball. Use everything you got on that first throw.
>>149186084
you can't trade in this game you dumb fuck
at least make it believable
>>149185285
how do you get iv to automatically show like that?
>>149186285
>>get lvl 5
Nigga you're like 2 weeks late, what did you expect?
>>149186063
>I really want to use your scanner
read OP
>>149186285
Don't be a weak lvl5 shitter then
Crumb doughnuts or powdered doughnuts?
>>149186274
>>149186365
It doesn't, he took a screenshot of the IV and placed it on top of the Dratini screenshot.
>>149186084
this isnt even good bait
you clearly dont play the game
at what cp should i evolve eeve to get a decent one?
Can I get a las vegas nevada scan?
>>149186364
Not saying he's right but you know trading is being introduced pretty soon right?
>>149186285
>autists
>1400 CP
mate you've seen nothing, also if you have even half decent Pokemon you could have taken it easily.
>>149186559
>pretty soon
yeah, as "soon" as they fix the 3 step bug
>>149186532
What the fuck is this image?
>>149186643
you got me there
>>149186213
That's literally boiling point, do you live at a former nuclear testing site?
>>149186550
sure just lemme scan the entire fucking city
>>149186532
Kys
>>149186706
>being EU
I hope you all picked the right team
Imagine being so much of a fool you still play this shallow empty game despite being level 20++ and being long overdue for the realization of how dumb this game is
>>149186804
Canadian
how to into curvball
>Hatch a Pikachu
>Get all excited because my last one was cp fucking 13
>Check its moves.
Fuuuuuuuccccckkkk
>>149186706
its amerilards made up temp scale anon
>>149175529
what is there to actually DO in this game. you can't battle the pokemon so what do you DO after you catch them?
>>149186762
can i have it in the next 5 mins, i have to go out.
>>149186825
Holy shit thats good
I got Dragon Breath and Dragon Pulse on my Dragonigga.
That's good, right?
>>149186431
damn i feel like OP updates every 2 minutes, I don't want to reread it every time I refresh...t-thanks senpai
>>149186849
EVEN WORSE
>>149186894
kys
>>149186876
You try to get the same pokemon again but with a higher cp number so you can... "enjoy" the great combat in this game by attacking gyms and spamming tap
>>149186959
LITERALLY the entire world AND all of your scientists are against you on this one.
my voltorb weights 6kilograms and says XS
what does it mean? it means extra smal but what does that affect in the game?
>>149186927
The scanner has been on the OP for 3 days now.
>>149186825
>people trying to make fun of team instinct cause smallest percentage
>literally mystic and valorfags trying to justify being the literal normie teams
>>149186862
>Select a pic
>Doesn't take
Fucking phone
>>149184061
This, any 6 pokemon with >1k cp will basically instafuck anything and everything in any gym in my town right now. Never seen a gym with over 6 pokemon over 1.5k CP, and I live in a big city. That's why spoofing is basically retarded, why bother when the point is to go with friends and take over gyms en mass? You can't hold a gym with any one single pokemon, I don't care if you have a 4500cp dragonite, it'll get fucked big 6 mons beating it to death.
>>149186876
Jerk off to that chansey with 300 hp you dirty boy
>>149187027
its shit
hitmonlee here, spoof fags
-38.030196, 145.332636
I really want to go hunting but I don't want to leave my place.
What should I do /pgg/?
>>149187013
well to be honest their scientists could be using the metric system to make communication and collaborations with the rest of the world easier and to cut down on silly mistakes
t. random retard who has no idea what he is talking about
>>149187189
WANDER THE EARTH YOU SCOURGE
>>149187189
>Mystic
Ive got a 95.6% vaporeon, should I toss it just because its got water pulse instead of aqua tail?
>>149187189
slap some sunscreen on and bring some water
go the fuck outside
>>149187189
just walk for like 15 minutes nigga you'll get a ton of pokeballs
i have to walk 15 miles uphill both ways to get to a pokestop
>>149187189
>Brown skin
>Female avatar
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>149187330
anon...
>>149187056
itll have different moves when it evolves
>>149187189
Spoof you faggot
>>149187189
kys to be honest family
>>149187189
You quit this retarded game and play something real like Monster Hunter Generations
>>149187189fuck you
>>149187335
>not 100%
>not aqua tail
Be more obvious next time
>>149187189
>red
>shitskin
ew
>>149187047
if you play this game youre a normie period
>>149187381
anon...
>>149187335
>not 100%
why did you even evolve this shit
>>149187505
anon...
>>149187375
I'm a guy
>>149187576
anon...
>>149187629
Yes, and?
>>149187424
MHG and grinding for gems will still be there in a month. This game won't.
>>149187375
There's plenty of brown skin in london already, kouhai.
>>149187445
>>149187551
i h8 u ppl
>>149187629
for... you?
>>149187629
Dress up as a girl and suck my dick. I don't care, get the fuck over here and on my dick bitch.
>>149187602
Why?Isn't that the normie board? What have I done ot offend you so?
>pick valor
>cousin picks valor
>friend picks valor as well
>walking around, shredding gyms having a blast
>brother picks Instinst because "I love the underdogs and their backstory resonates with me"
>now can't walk with us on our fun gym raids and has to play alone forever
hope that choking on that gayass lore was worth it
>>149187375
This is DC not london
>>149176778
In 30 minutes of lucky egg I was able to evolve 51 pokemon.
Pidgeys, caterpies and weedles are specially good because it takes 12 candies for each one of them to evolve.
You are behind, the cp of your pokemons depends a great deal on your level, leveling up is your absolute priority right now, so just catch a truckload of shit until you can evolve about 50 guys in a row, pop an egg (you get one each 5 levels, so 5, 10, 15...) then make sure you have a stable connection, battery and that the server aint crapping itself and just evolve all of them one after another.
Evolving like this just got me from early 15 to mid 18
Also, catch everything, e v e r y t h i n g, it will give exp no matter what.
>>149187682
Well yeah and why is that? Cause the game is crap.
It's barely any better than clicker games. Maybe if this game had decent combat it wouldn't be crap, but it does.
I don't even see people truly caring about gyms anymore
>>149186847
you meant to post this in league of legends general didn't you
>>149187763
the lore of eggs
Fucking shitty 150CP Vulpix just bust out of a berried great ball and four berried ultra balls, all but one of which was nice or great. First one I've seen since I started a week ago too.
>tfw haven't played the game in almost 20 hours
Fuck guys, I think I might break free. Just need to stop visiting the general now.
>>149187690
We hate you too faggot
This (you)'s on the house
>>149187848
nope, although people who play LoL are idiots too
>>149175529
Hey PoGo babs how do I show Pokestops on the scanner
>>149187965
Just stop visiting /vg/ entirely. It's for the best.
Where does the information on IVs come from? The whole thing seems kind of dubious.
>>149187965
Please. Take me with you.
>scan
>scyter
>15 seconds remaining
>>149187965
You did good. You finally realized this game is beyond shallow.
Sun and Moon are coming soon brother stay strong.
>>149187989
-dp
>>149187965
hey anon, want a scan?
>>149188125
ey bby want sum scan
>Eevees are fairly common in my area
>the local gym switches hands all the time but it's almost always guarded by 2 Eeveelutions
Are all suburbs full of Eevees?
>>149188084
Because it is.
>>149188115
It's okay. He's shit anyway.
>>149187074
how does weight affect performance in battle?
>Team Mystic players don't get a 25% reduction in the candy cost for evolutions.
>Team Valor don't get a 25% CP boost when they power up a pokemon.
>Team Instinct don't get a 1/2 reduction in the distance it takes to hatch eggs.
What's the point of picking a team if you dont get a boost? Attacking gyms with a shitty click battle minigame?
No thanks.
>>149188084
IVs are confirmed bullshit.
>>149188195
The gym up the hill from my house is 2 jolted 3 flareon and 2 vapors. None of them are above level 15 and yes suburbs hold more eevees than most areas
>>149187967
anime loving aspie
>>149188330
>i don't understand thing
>thing must be bullshit
>>149187013
against being canadian? good i wouldnt want to be canadian either
>>149186532
jesus christ
>>149188437
Then were does the information come from? :^)
>>149188313
This would have been neat to have.
Too bad the game developers are fucking morons.Why would you release a pokemon game without trading
>>149187763
>now can't walk with us on our fun gym raids and has to play alone forever
Wow, Valor are dicks
this general is so full of shit posting nothing of value can be gained
How many Soft bans before a perma ban?
>>149187763
your brother can still help you beat gyms captain austimo
>Log in with nox and accidentally forget to change my location back home
>Still 6 hours away at a spoof spot
>Have to wait 6 hours to play
Well, fuck. Anyone got any goodfurryporn I can jerk off to for 6 hours?
>>149188417
If only I liked anime..you coulda been right about something for once
>>149188550
>Bringing the enemy on gym runs.
Why don't I just give him all of my pokemans too anon?
>>149188313
This would result in Mystic out leveling everyone at lightning speed.
The other two teams are garbage compared to that perk
>>149188658
only if they are one of the three colors and he can't put a mon there with us anyway
What is the name of the beach in LA with all of the Dratinis?
>get home after running outside for a kadabra
>look at map
>magmar (1:22 left) sandshrew (0:42 left) two minutes away from my house
FUCK
>>149186532
Dragon dicks are the worst dicks.
Gas the dragons, race war now!
>>149188691
yes, i too save anime pictures on my computer when i hate it
>>149188758
Machado Lake is probably what you're thinking of
I'm not at the computer and there's a snorlax nearby, can someone scan pls 42.365417,-71.062096
>>149188631
Zero. You're already flagged and fucked when niantic gets their shit together
So in like 6 months or so
>>149188762
>doesnt have a spoofer set up at home for emergency situations
its your fault really
>>149188631
According to this thread, if you get 1 softban you are already marked for permaban.Assuming everyone hasn't already quit by the time they get around to banning people.
>>149188118
where do you write this in the code? Do I need a number?
>>149188695
>The "enemy" takes a Gym
>Let him get his coins
>you take it back
>repeat for XP?
>walk around and catch Pokemon together
Nah nevermind, you're a cunt I'm sure it was just an excuse to play something away from you.
How do i know if i got softbanned?
>>149188671
Why not just hit up e621 yourself instead of trying to instigate a porn dump.
>>149188729
No it wouldn't.
Valor would intially have had more gyms with their perk, since it takes longer to grind evolutions compared to powering up pokemon. Even with a 1/4th reduction still takes a decent amount of time to get any of the good evolutions. Meaning more Valor would have held gyms and received the perks, pushing them even furthering by allowing them more access to items.
Mystic would eventually even out after a little grinding/
Instinct would still be trash because they chose the egg team and it's what they deserve.
>>149188853
God bless
>>149188928
>do i know if i got softbanned?
teleport to quit
>underage babby scanner app (still buggy)
https://github.com/mchristopher/PokemonGo-DesktopMap/releases
Yo i got a question this app needs my google account. Is this safe? something about this thing seems real shady.
why are gymfags such cancer? "muh cp, muh team, muh gym control"
Shame they cant actually enjoy the game like collectors can
>>149188904
Probably anywhere between commands as long as you don't put it in between a command and its variable. But I slap it on the end. And no, no number.
>>149188904
just add it to the end
see the readme
>stuck at a train station
>See this
Fuck me
>>149188917b-brother?
>>149188998
Make a throwaway
>>149188671
>good furry porn
that one japanese artist. that's it.
>>149188845
I save hentai and anime reactions on my phone just to mislead autistic flamers such as yourself. Looks like it worked for once
Is it just me or does this guy's chest jiggle, why are they so big in the first place?
>>149188998
pokemon go needs your google account, is it shady?
Why does HP matter more than CP when defending gyms?
>>149188998
>guys i only have ONE(1) account and its literally impossible to make another that i have no ties to at all
>>149188762
how do you know time limits?
>>149188517
Are you retarded or something?
>>149189147
yea it's fucking logging my position nonstop
>>149189142
muscles turn into fat if you stop working out
>>149189147
It's a CIA scheme. Anyone can see that.
>>149188873
ive alreasy been softbanned for drivinf to the next rural town over with this damn app open, so if thats true a lot of people are going to be fucked for no good reason
>>149189141
thats some grade a autism right there
>>149185740
how do you make these maps? sorry for probably retarded question
>>149188195
No, my suburb sadly has no eevees.
>>149189029
To be fair, taking gyms means coins and coins mean incubators, and incubators mean more eggs and more eggs mean a more complete collection.
>>149189160
Go easy on him. He's mentally retarded.
>>149189354
Read the OP.
>>149188860
can't find a snorlax, but get moving
>See gym changes hands
>Attack and wipe it with my 2k+ roster
>Don't put in any pokemon
>They fill it back up again with 3
>Wipe it again
>Repeat
>350/250/150 exp for each clear, takes a minute at most for each clear
>Do this until they quit
>Put in my Pokemon
>They leave it alone
>Save potions by only using revives when needed
Bullying is fun.
>>149178627
Just change your Android ID now before people start getting banned
>implying Niantic will go through your special logs just to prove that you've been using Nox
Nobody's getting banned anytime soon, and if they do get banned, just start again and play legit
>>149189236
>ask for source
>unable to give it
I thought so. How mindless, to believe everything you read.
>visiting grandma in the sticks
>2 poke stops in the whole village
>one gym one the town square statue
>i has cp 120zubat in it
holy shit those poor hicks, they will be stuck there with my 1100cp vapo bro forever
>>149189348
Speaking of autism I got two (you) s in a row right there. This is the shit I edge too ohhh keep going daddy
>>149189417
>2 hypnos
>a jynx
Not worth it. You must have fucked up the scan like a retard.
>>149189476
There is no helping you
But it's alright. You're as intelligent as 99.999% of the people playing this dumbass game.
>Be on red team
>See a red gym
>Just the leader's vapereon in it
>Can't add a pokemon to the gym, have to beat his punk ass and take it
Why...
>>149189515
i scanned it as well but the other anon posted faster
there was no snorlax in an 8 step scan
>>149189515
>YOU
>must have fucked up the scan like a retard
it probably disappeared already you nigger
>>149189567
>still no source
That's literally all you have to do to prove your point anon.
>people asking for scans when there are websites that scan for you
why is this place full of underaged literal retards?
>>149189581
Are you colorblin?
>>149189508
your vapemon is fucked if even 2 people team up
Why do pokemon stop appearing after a while on Nox? Never had this happen on Bluestacks but I really want to use Nox.
Anyone can help me?
>>149186285
I got 2k dragonites as shit to toss into gyms. Git gud kid
>>149189629
I don't have to prove shit. If you wanted to learn about how this game works, you would go and do it yourself.
But you don't. You don't know how spawns work, you don't know the dps of all moves, you don't know about IVs, you don't know how to calculate evolution CPs in advance, you don't know anything.
>>149188942
and yet it's perfectly okay when blatant hentai exhentai dumps commence, right? kys hypocrite.
>>149189126
who? source?
>>149189609
I wanted a fast scan you nigger.
>>149189597
Course you did.
>>149189661
literally impossible to take down if they have only sub 500 garbage
>>149189645
those websites don't even work
>>149189581
you have to level up the gym you moron
Trying to find a Wartortle with the 3 paw glitch
49.279746, -123.108523
>>149186532
Why does the black dude have a vagina? tumblr is retarded.
>>149189752
>trusting a black box that spits out numbers without wanting to know what's going on inside
t. (you)
>>149189808
Then set up the scanner for yourself you lazy hick
>>149189860
discord you mongs
>>149189508
I had a 153 Ponyta in my neighbour hometown's gym since 4 days ago and it stills there.
>>149189752
I've never seen a shitposter damage control this hard before
And us you are shitposting, as long as you don't post proof to back up your claim. Put a trip on so I can filter pls
>>149189808
>dont work
>been working for me for over 24 hours
>got 15 dratinis and 6 pokes to fill my dex
>b..bu...but it doesnt work
if you want to be a faggot who am I to stop you.
Fake GPS pro link is kill
>>149189765
>blatant hentai exhentai dumps commence, right?
Where? Nobody has dumped exhentai in these generals you cunt.
>>149189648
If I was I'd still perceive them gym color to be the same as my team's color, so your "clever" quip that you miss typed is even more idiotic.
>>149189846
How do you do that, like seriously I have no idea, I only get in gyms by beating the yellow and blue teams in them. Like this is the first time in 4 days that any of the gyms in my area were red because they're always held by blues and yellows
>See a rapidash on my scanner
>Not too far away so I run out of my house to go get it
>Get to where it is, sun was far too bright to see its cp
>Catch it and walk back home
>See its cp
Fuck this game dude, I ran around in 110 degree weather for this fucker
this is my second fucking one, why does this keep happening to me?!
>>149190163
Tell the cops you found a CP29
>>149190094
you can train in gyms your own color, dingus
What is a good spoof method where I directly control my guy?
>>149190056
>>149189808
fuck off cunt it doesnt
>>149189752
Do you actually believe any of that knowledge matters in this mobile game for children? You sound like a trump supporter desu
>>149190201
what was the magikarp cp?
>>149190163
Learn to spoof faggot.
>>149190267
199
>>149190267
not sure but that guy is around level 25 or higher. Im level 20 and my garados is maxed at 1650cp
>>149190335
dang, and I was happy with my 147 one ...
>>149189108papi?
>>149189126
Sindoll?
>>149180552
It would seem like they're playing the worst version of pokemon. If you're not going to get up and go out then why bother?
>heat wave in my area
>over 100 degrees
>spoof over to the park
>area with 6 pokestops on top of each other
>6 lures up, people keep refreshing them
Not sure if people in my city are insane or also spoofing.
>>149190056
>shilling on /vg/ instead of fixing your website
pokevision please
>>149176475
>See two at a lure while out with gf
>Catch this one with ?? CP
>Game crashes for five minutes
>When I get in, the other one is gone, leaving me with this.
JUST
>>149190782
ye buddy let's get up and walk around in 37c out there to catch a few pidgeys ,zubats and rattatas hella epicc!
>>149180552
>does there exist
does there schooling country yours?
where can a nigga get an onyx and snorlax?
>Playing this game makes me nostalgic for poke porn
>Jesse no where to be seen for like 100 pages on danbooru
JUST
lads how many evolves can you fit during a lucky egg?
>>149190914
>does there exist
That is perfectly fine, you're making an arse of yourself James
>>149190914
does there sounds more pleasing in my head
ANy1 wanna scan Dratini lake?
>>149190996
60ish i think
>see rustling grass on map one block away
>walk there
>nothing
>>149190979
once it was revealed she was 15 (seriously what?) western artists dropped her. at least there's nipponese porn?
is there a pokemon you CAN'T get at central park?
>>149190996
I can get almost 70 in good conditions.
>>149190846
>imblying Im not doing both
sorry you have nothing better to do than shitpost on a korean picture posting website
>>149191125
Grass is a spawn point. Pokemon appear there every so often, but not 24/7
>>149191162
>>149191108
How do you even have that many to evolve? Thats just.. an insane amount of candy
>>149191140
that's stupid, considering the art of all the other pokegirls
>>149191140
Wow, that would make james like around the same age.
Makes that delete swimsuit episode all the more creepy.
>>149191140
>Jessie
>15
Bullshit, she's an adult woman, they called them adults in the anime.
Got a 1.9k Snorlax from a 10km egg..
>>149190979
Search for Musashi.
>>149191140
>Jessie
>15
Bullshit.
>>149191305
by catching every single rat and bird you come across
>>149191454
I'm just about to hatch my fourth and I'm terrified. The other three were trash.
>>149191305
pidgeys and widles
What is a good spoof method where I directly control my guy?
Anyone?
>>149190163
Should check its IV. that's pretty high CP/HP for level 1.
>>149191586
Nox
>>149191586
Nox has WASD keys.
>>149191586
walking
>>149191108
>>149191162
wew thought i was in pretty good shape at 40
>>149191401
>>149191457
when I was a kid i always saw them as bumbling adults so this is some bullshit
>>149191635
Not him but I tried Nox and only got black screen while shit runs perfectly on Bluestacks.
Whats the deal with that?
Anybody level 30 around here
>>149191454
what level bruh?
This game is fucking garbage my nigga
>>149191725
you're a pc a shit
>>149191454
Almost lvl21 here...
Never seen a 10km egg
>>149191725
Nox just works differently from each user, it works great on mine but some people have a hard time running it for whatever reason, emulators are notorious for inconsistent performance issues.
1/5 chance and its the worst feel when its a jolteon.
>>149191725
>Nox has good features but it's badly optimized. Needs better specs
>>149191454
What level are you and what level did you get the egg?
>>149191790
I've been called a greasy shit too
how long do you spoof fags wait before jumping across the USA? flight time says ~5.5 hours, but Niantic is shit and idk if they realize this.
what argument do i need to add for the pokestops for the poke scanner in the guide?
>>149191835
how do you get them? just luck?
>>149191790
>>149191851
>>149191862
Well shit, I guess I will have to keep teleporting between streets.
>>149191725
Nox needs a good pc
>>149191632
>>149191635
What about for phone?
>>149191102
what are the coords?
Just hatched this from a 10k, is he good? He's currently my strongest.
>>149191941
-dp
>>149191917
i do these big jumps over night
>>149192043
Lat:33.787181773050186,Lng:-118.2942259311676
>>149191758
>>149191880
I'm 21 now. I got the egg at 19 or 20.
>>149192029
try using your legs
>>149191917
niantic doesn't supervise how long it takes to reach point A from B, i can go from america to europe and wait 30 mins before i can catch and receive shit.
>>149192153
thank you
>>149192153
I'm guessing ignore shitmons is -i "weedle, pidgey, rattata, spearow" or something, or am I wrong.
>>149191992
>tfw can't run nox on my laptop to be comfy in bed and have to use shitstacks instead
Least I can run it on my PC. But would be nice to get that dank WASD in bed.
>Listening "In the Hall of the Mountain King" while spoofing and radar
who /classy/ here?
>>149192134
>got Aerodactyl
>Havent even gotten a 10k egg yet my self
>don't evolve any pokemon since the beggining
>stop playing for a week because shitty servers
>come back today
>it's pretty good
>use that lucky egg
>26min straight of evolving pokemon
>went from halfway of 15 to 18meanwhile the game is still not functioning in my country so i have to spoof to play and it's not fun at all
Fucking Niantic.
>only got eevee once a game in the original games
>eevees everywhere in go
>every fucking gym is a vaporeon
epic simply fucking epic!
>find this general
>wait people on 4chan actually go outside?
>hold on a minute, what's this spoofing
>'Faking your GPS location so you can play pokemon go at home and be lazy.'
I should have known
>>149192505
thank you kindly
>>149192389
>a vaporeron
>not six vaporeons
You haven't even begun to get meme'd on.
>>149192554
new thread when?
>>149192505
wait where can i see this map things that shows me the mons ?
>>149192263
anon what are you talking about. If you jump across the country in a minute you WILL be soft banned
>>149192505
>meanwhile every city close to where I live is pidgey and weedle town
They need to fix this shit.
>>149192134
71% to 82% perfect, solid.
>>149192554
Outside is scary anon.
>>149192721
>every single thread
YOU can't
>>149192721
Why do you faggots never look at the op
>>149192886
This.
Living in a literal Garden of Eden is still hell on earth when you have anxiety disorder.
t. California
>>149192773
yes, but the duration of the softban has nothing to do with traveling time, if i go from one state to another i get the same softban i get when i travel to the other side of the planet.
Are Razz Berries fucking bugged? Everytime I use one, my pokeballs start flying off in random directions.
its sucky living in a rural area
>>149193076
This, the pokeballs fucking curves with regular shots while razz status is on.
Fucking jews. I just spam pokemons with pokeballs to death until I catch them or they leave if they aren't top tier just for candies. fuck berries.
>>149193141
Spoof faggot.
All the cool kids are doing it
you wanna be cool?
I'M LEVEL 8 AND 12 <100cp POKEMON RAN AWAY
WHAT IS GOING ON AAHHHHHH
>>149193076
This.
People are saying after X level the balls just fly away and it's intended to get you to buy them, but I think it's an honest mistake with razz berries since I've had it happend but not when I don't user them.
>>149193271
BANNED
>>149193271
SOFT
BANNED
>>149193271
BANNED
god i wish this game wasnt a shallow puddle. After playing it for a while you notice that 90% of pokemons are worthless and only 10% are good.
Hey I'm being a fag and spoofing, how do I stop the location from teleporting me back and forth from my spoofed location to my real location? I have wifi off and the gay wifi scanning thing off as well, and location is set to GPS only, I don't know why it keeps flickering back and forth
>>149193340
>>149193361
FOR WHAT??? DRIVING ??????
>>149193467
get rekt
>>149193467
2fast2furious
>>149193467
if you drive too fast it can softban you
>>149192383
But it works in mine havent released yet, i dont get it.
>>149193427
The same could be said for almost any game famlam.
>>149193525
HOW IS DRIVING ON THE EXPRESS WAY A BAN OFFENCE????
OH SHIT THERE'S AN UPDATE
>start up scanner
>alakazam, venusaur and snorlax in the same block
>1 minute left on each
>tfw team instinct
>we will never hold a fucking gym
>always bullied by valour/mystic
>>149193705
BECAUSE YOU WERE GOING TO FAST, NOW WAIT AN HOUR AND CHILL YOU SPASTIC FUCK
>>149193732
6/10 made me check
>>149193601
after some time in the game, you notice you are doing nothing but grinding xp. There is a dire need for more features. I wish this game had a proper pokemon combat system.
>>149193705
Calm down, it's not even a malicious ban. It's just a temporary "hey, you're going too fast, wait a while before you do anything else"
>>149193578
They blocked some countries because the servers wouldn't handle.
>>149193705
The police are already on the way.
>>149193775
THIS GAME IS RETARDED 70 IS THE SPEED LIMIT I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING SUE THESE COCK SUCKERS
>>149193705
Think of it as a favor to the general public. Put your damn phone down and look at the road.
>>149185086
its based korwin mikke senpai :3
welp could have turned out worse i guess
new thread is up
>>149193248
> be riding with someone thats speeding
> get banned
Tip top game
>>149193074
This is why they can only target multi banned accounts, they have no frame of reference otherwise the ban woukd reflect that
>>149194161
>riding with someone who speeds
kys
>>149193254
I'm afraid man
>>149193767
You're lucky, clearing rival gyms are great xp.
Is there a confirmed snorelax nest anywhere?
>>149193312
Git gud at curved
>>149195428
Nope.
>>149195683
C'mon man, gimme the goodies.
>>149192838
how the fuck do you tell?
Just started, don't post here at all. Hows my nigga Bellsprout?
it's a strange feeling knowing ive started a gym war and a congregation of individuals i'll never meet in my life by putting down two modules in a three stop are next to a gym which is now being taken over by all three teams inside of a ten minute span, all in california, all from bed in wisconsin
>>149192505
please tell me where the bulba spawned, I'm not gonna make it but I've seen it appear before
19.35585010232135
-99.3342912197113
>>149197567
It's shit, level up before asking again.