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Shut the fuck up Edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

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>sand king goes jungle
>somehow he thinks arcanes are more important than blink first
ok
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Reasonably close to the OP post for niggers aren't people
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dota:
- spics in every game in us east
- they all think they are rtz and never pick support, and when they pick support they never ward, trash support, upgrade courier at 11 mins, 4 wards available, blink rush on lion with nothing but brown boots at 0-1-5, etc
- sometimes i get games where literally not a singler person on my team speaks english. i wish i was joking
- endless sea of spics play on us east when they have their own server
- not a SIGNLE peruvian even qualified for ti6, yet they constantly talk how mi pastor smash was 1st in leaderboards
- i went from 3.8 to 4.3 with a 65% win rate just avoiding peruvians. literally id just abandon if there was more spics on my team than the other team. i WISH I WAS JOKING
- one time i saw in a pro tournament a peruvian slark player go 2nd skadi after the 1st one. im not joking. peruvians in my team regularly go bs radiance, pick slark every game, go sb on sniper and go 1-2-9 on him every fucking time, etc
- if im playing carry my peruvian retard support loses my lane and now im worthless the entire game
- peruvians always last pick shit like legion jungle, etc

i quit dota and now play csgo:
- everyone is a "carry" so u cant blame anyone because all the roles are the same
- i cant even REMEMBER the last time i got a spic monkey on my team
- E V E R Y O N E speaks english
- ping is too high for monkeys to play on so they avoid it, because csgo is a reaction oriented game
- never have to rely on anyone, literally i can be a important with just a usb. just getting a kill on a guy who bought a full gun makes a real difference, and i dont have to rely on anyone


WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING THIS GARBAGE GAME. THERE IS SO MUCH BETTER GAMES OUT THERE TO PLAY, FUCKING DOTA IS THE WORST FUCKING GAME. its not about skill or anything, its just about dodging spic monkeys. seriously, this game has legit the WORST community, and it has endless monkeys ruining ur games. why even bother playing it
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I wish I was black tbqh

>good at fighting games
>good at dancing
>innate sense of style
>mad welfare moneys

hell, maybe I'd become first black Dota pro just by pulling out racism card on every occasion for shits and giggles.
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PIT LORD IS A FUCKING SHIT HERO
DOESNT DESERVE TO BE REPORTED

HERES A REMAKE THAT MAKES HIM WORTH PLAYING

PIT LORD

Chaos Pillar
>Active, AoE, Ground
>After a brief delay, a pillar of fire erupts at target aoe. Enemies in the AoE take 100/175/250/325 damage and are stunned for 2 seconds. Allies or self in the AoE are lifted into the air for up to 4 seconds, gaining highground vision.
>Allies can jump off the pillar by issuing a move command in any direction and land up to 400 range away and can traverse cliffs / trees this way
>Units on top of the pillar get high ground fog of war.

Profane Inferno
>Active, AoE, Ground, Channeling
>Pit Lord unleashes a steady gout of fire in an aoe that grows larger and deals more damage and slows movement and attack speed as its channeled.
>Deals a base 10/20/30/40 damage per second and grows by +50% per second for up to 8 seconds. Slows by 20% + 10% per second

Higher Ground
>Passive
>Pit Lord gains bonus attack range, cast range and damage when targeting lower ground.
>Gains ranged attack with 400/500/600/700 attack range
>Gains 20/30/40/50% bonus cast range and damage (both to spells and attacks)
>Bonuses are doubled when on two or more levels of higher ground
>Applied when targeting units on low ground or casting spells targeting aoe on lower ground

Pitfall
>Active, Ultimate, AoE, Ground
>Pit Lord smashes his great mace onto the ground and after a brief delay the ground gives way under target aoe, collapsing all units into an inescapable pit. Deals 100/200/300 damage and traps both allies and enemies for 4/5/6 seconds. Movement skills that would put the enemy less than 1500 range outside the pit will keep them stuck inside the pit on the edge. (Can still teleport out, but can't blink out)
>Anyone can enter the pit after its been created. Allies can leave the pit via Chaos Pillar.
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>>149161524
excellent post lad to be perfectly honest with you
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>>149161535
>csgo
aka babby's first fps lmao
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What went right?
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>no mah nigga hero
dotards?
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>>149161535
I agree with you, ye, the problem is I don't really like shooters. Dota feels much more deeper
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>>149161475
>picks am
>loses
>gets angry on 4chan
kek
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>>149161535
Go post this on reddit, they might do something about it there.
>These guns don't shoot like real guns: The game
>Better than nonwhite stomping simulator 2
Leemao
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>>149161535
>CS:GO, AKA, the failed game that only stood afloat because of gambling, and now dies when it gets cracked down

Nah. I'll stick to 1.6
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>CSGO not infested with ruskies and BR
lmao at you we are all fucked by the thirdies kiddo
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>>149161535
but wait, isnt like a brazilian team winning all majors in CSGO?
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>>149161535
>csgo
why are you playing badOverwatch?
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>playing massively multiplayer f2p game
>not learning spanish andor russian

are you guys dumb или чтo
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The last hero you played as is now forced to play a game of Dota 2 on a PC.

Who do they pick and how well do they do?

>Tidehunter
>Picks Kunkka and feeds down every lane while laughing
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Illidan...
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>>149161535
we have a similar problem with russians in EU west, but it's a coin toss if the russians are competant. some of them are very good players but it seems the lower you go, the worse the russians get faster than the other players. like a 5K russian will probably be as good as other 5K's if not better, but the 3K russian is 2K literally anyone else and the 2K russian is just a glorified ranged creep
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>>149161913
Only because they're hacking
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>>149162018
>Batrider
Probably Lina
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>>149161664
TB went radiance
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>>149161583
I wish I was black too fampai. I really want to have massive black cock and go around fucking white female.
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Can there please be some delays so I can go to the store for food.
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>>149161664
Usually I hate when niggers box out the names, but you get a pass for doing the eyes.
Objectively, Abaddon fulfilled the prophecy and the radiant didn't have an answer for it after TB built TWO farming items.
If you were abaddon, good job.
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>>149161949
i just studied the russian alfabet, makes their calls actually understandable and helps avoid misunderstandings since those fucks just cant stay away from EuW
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>>149162018
Drow
Silencer
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>>149162054
So every csgo team over lmao? The whole scene is just degenerate gambling, drug abusing, and hacking with inflated viewer numbers for drops what a joke. At least Dota esports is enjoyable.
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I'd rather have russians than peruvians tbqhwyf
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>>149162018
Timbersaw.

He wins because when I play pubs I am just as paranoiid and hyperactive as I am.
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>>149162018
>Clockwerk
>Fucks up a guaranteed game by blocking his teammates with cogs and jumping into enemies with no vision
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WTF it's the Summit again!?!>>149162312
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is jungle beastmaster a good hero for climbing? anyone got any good games of pros playing him?
t. High 3K fed up of spamming mid to climb and I want to do something different
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>>149162442
jungle beastnigger can be level 6 at 4 minutes

DO YOU THINK THAT IS GOOD? That's BROKEN
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Nahaz's last job in Dota enjoy this while you can statsbros ;_;
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>>149162442
No
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>>149162039
the thing about russians is they have a long history of being VERY GOOD. navi won a ti. empire won a whole buncha tournaments, got in the finals of a lot of tourneys, have a long history of beating team secret

fucking puppey, the best dota player of all time is slavic. navi used to be the best team for years

comparing peruvians and russians is actually not even a comparison AT ALL. like tell me ONE tournament that had anything about a tier 3 team that a peruvian team got even close to winning
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>>149162669
They beat Newbee at Frankfurt :^)
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>>149162669
This.

Peruvians do not even play Dota
They play the hero killing game and try to make flashy plays but they don't know how to farm or support.
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>>149162565
1 meltdown in a party game and YOU ARE FUCKING DONE. Fucking amazing.
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people often ask me whats the secret to being great at terrorblade, just one word hombres

tenacity
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>>149162501
this gif must be old, he's twice this size now
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>>149162789
Lesnar?
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>>149161717
what is AR retard
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>>149162789
Why did Brock fail his drug test?
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The first number of your MMR is your dick length, the last number is the circumference in freedom units.

length - 3 inches
width - 8 inches
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>>149162787
what? link it
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>>149162727
can you link me the game or the tournament? i cant find a single peruvian team in this tournament? not even in the open qualifiers?

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/ESL_One/Frankfurt/2016
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>No /d2g/ carry to support
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>>149162970
>Width
>8 inches

You meant girth you faggot chode.
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>>149162970
Length - 2 inches
Width - 2 inches

>tfw micro-dick
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Nahaz has had ton more meltdowns than his latest outburst in that Mafia game
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Why the fuck isn't Nahaz fluffing CoL instead of ruining my summit experience?
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>>149162018

> Void

Can't even open dota because he doesn't have a fucking face so he can't see shit
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>>149162990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fBfmPENyK0
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>>149162789
not building power treads is the secret :^)
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>>149163140
This is not the FIRST, there's 2-3 more
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>>149163025
You can support me anytime bby
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>>149163015
I could have sworn there was some Peru team that beat Newbee in a bo1 on some big stage, maybe im thinking of the wrong tourney, Anybody know what I'm talking about or am I crazy?
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I'm stuck in 4.7k MMR hell

any advice?

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/74071968
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>>149163152
U wot m8

How am I supposed to afk jungle while microing illusions to CS in lane?
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>>149163205
This was definitely the biggest, the other ones are things other people like Charlie or Conrad do every once in awhile
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>>149163243
Stop picking Spectre, start picking Sven.
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>>149163140
why is nahaz even in dota?

he is sub 3k, hes super old and irrelevant, he cant play the game at all, he can navigate thru stats so that qualifies him as a caster?

honestly im glad i quit dota because its actually a joke
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>>149163243
Wait until the meta empowers solo queued white men to play 1v9 again and carry themselves like in 6.83.
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>>149161664
bkb have eyes?
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>>149163345

> quit
>on d2g

Pick one
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Whats the point of sd ult? Literally badSatyr creep.
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>>149162787
It is safer to a politician than a dota celebrity
>>149163140
Literally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwHWbsvgQUE
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>>149163345
He isn't a caster, he is an analyst. He never casts games unless the panel decides to cast the game OVER the casters.

and by preparing stats and shit to talk about, he is already better than having Charlie, Sheever, OD, or a bunch of other people on a panel. Actually Sheever prepares more than the other people and has her own notes, Charlie "qualifies" by having been a manager but that is about it.
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>>149163345
So is Sheever, so is Pyrion.
They all literally have those positions because they have them, when they could be filled in with autists who actually know how to play the game.
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>>149163015
I knew I wasn't crazy

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Frankfurt_Major/2015

Unknown.xiu beat newbee but it was bo1 and Newbee were terrible then so it doesn't really count
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>>149163462
BKB piercing

Shadow Demon exists to be the perfect Ursa counter and the perfect Luna partner.
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>>149163518
Pyrion is at least entertaining
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>>149163451
i like to watch sometimes and shitpost and talk about the game

i played like 600+ games in 2015 and less than 3 in 2016. this game is fucking garbage and you should feel bad for playing it. its a monkey infested shitshow that requires you to have non helmet wearing downies as teammates otherwise you just lose the game
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>>149163140
lmao

and I wondered why didn't Valve invite him to TI

aren't people from academia supposed to be kind, smart, intelligent and mentally stable?
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>>149163350
GET FUCKED JUICESHITTER
ICEFROG HATES YOUR """""PLAYSTYLE""""" WITH BURNING PASSION
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>>149163507
Charlie knows more about team inner workings than Nahaz, while Nahaz desperately tries to talk about same stuff.

Anyone can interpret statistics, and Nahaz does continuously the worst interpretations as he has 3k understanding of dota for fuck sake.
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This slav chick (polina?) is fucking awful desu
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>>149162442


>giving your enemies a free safelane
>good for climbing

sure man :^)
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>>149163632
>as he has 3k understanding of dota for fuck sake
He is literally 3k if not worse:
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/61214244
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>>149163613
Icefrog died years ago in a car accident, redditor.
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wtf Heisenberg PogChamp
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>>149163632
When the fuck will you learn that mmr literally does not matter?
Fnatic has a 2k analyst.
They're doing fine.
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>Dota 2 scene
>Nahaz
>Redeye
>Llama
>old shitters and ugly women

>CS:GO scene
>Thorin
>Sadokist
>Vlada
>Meg
>gorgeous ladies and alpha dudes

I mean I love Dota and all but we could learn a thing or two from gotards, I am so tired of watching our """""talent""""".
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>>149162669
comparing peruvians to humans is not even a comparison.

I still cant believe some people dont believe the evolution theory. I guess they never travel to peru to see protohumans.
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>>149163939
>mmr does not matter.
lol sure nahaz

come get dumpstered mid anytime you want faggot
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>>149163956
Dota is an infinitely more complex game than CSGO. It's honestly no surprise that CSGO gets a bunch of hot girls to play as "analysts", while the best we get in Dota are autists like Sheever or uggos.

i love you sheever
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>>149163956
all I see is an ocean of garbage on both sides
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>>149164039
shut up od
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>>149163956
You forgot how fucking stacked chink casting scene is. There are literal dota masterminds there.
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>>149164261
hey godz
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>>149163518
quality pepe
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>>149164261
Yeah, and they have xiao8's ex wife goddess. Chinks are alright. They can't English though unfortunately
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>it's a navi memepush episode
this is getting boring
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>>149164261
The joke is that they literally shit on their casters for being substandard compared to ppl like ld
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>>149164334
He isn't wrong though. They are biased as fuck but they are above average at commentating, and the girls are definitely better looking then the other scenes.

Watching Chinese teams get BTFO and the commentators having no clue what to do is the best
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SHADOW FIEND FFFFFFFF
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There are multiple threads on the front page about showering and personal hygiene at TI. I have been to multiple TIs, both at Key Arena and at Benaroya Hall, and have never once even walked by someone who smelled bad.
I am not saying I am against showering everyday, but I feel this reddit is making Dota 2 players look like a bunch of pigs who just roll in dirt all day, which, from my experience, is not true.
I just wanted to put out my real life experience, which is people who attend TI already know proper personal hygiene and do not need to be reminded by redditors, many of whom probably will not even attend TI.
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yet another exciting game of dota 2
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>>149164484
I was just memeing it up lad, I know the dota 2 english scene is absolute dogshit as far as casting goes
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poor draskyl
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>>149164261
Golem get ye gone
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>>149164574
man that's quite the epic screenshot you have there
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>>149163140
What's the backstory to this? How does an adult person tilt this hard in a fucking mafia in front of thousands of people?
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>>149164552
>two instances of badDrums and one of drums on the same team
They had it coming.
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>>149164728
it's cool kunkka made a shadow blade which is a very good item to defend high ground as you know it
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>>149164692
He was wrong, Godz was wrong but kept pushing it. Its just 2 people having shit reads at Mafia having the same argument for 30 minutes.
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>>149164809
>blaming it on the only hero that did decently
hmm
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>>149164967
>KSing supports overextending with tidebringer and boat is doing good
ok
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Holy fuck, is timber supposed to trash SF so hard in the lane phase?
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>signup on Tinder
>no matches for a week
>mention that I have 5000 Solo MMR points in Dota 2
>2-3 matches a day from 6/10 28-30 y.o. cuties in my area

?????
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>>149164552
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NEXT FUCKING GAME I END UP WITH THE SAME FUCKING RETARDED 3 STACK WHAT THE FUCK VALVE
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>>149165126
l2dodge
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>>149165005
so were you the 2/9 DK with 292 tower damage or the dusa with 4k hero damage to his 10k ?
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>>149165124
>lying on the internet
no why would one do that
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>>149161664
radiance-manta-octarine abaddon? I like
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>fnatic deserved direct invite
-SEA monkeys
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>>149165025
Are you fucking stupid or something?
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>>149165126
Wait 5 mins atleast after every game so you dont get the same retards
Idiot
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>>149163140
I still cant get why people watch things like this. Is like when complains about host or events... nothing besides the dota games, as something not even those, are worth watching.
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>>149165124
>28-30 y.o. cuties
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>>149165124
Why are you attracting all the 6-10 year olds by having 5000 mmr?
Questionable indeed.
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>>149164692
He's stubborn as fuck
I'll pay to have access to him and swindle arguing over small shit
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>>149165189
yeah the dusa who didn't feed and couldn't get damage in besides snake because lmao 5 man
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>>149163780
>le icefrog was a good guys meme
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Is support Arc Warden viable? If so how would you build him, item/skills?
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>a SEA drow strat
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Wew, that 2.7k mmr analyst is really working out for them right now
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>>149165372
>gif
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>>149165443
No
Repick
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Man, this is so hard. I want mushi to lose but I also want to see dendi crying and dying in real life. Is it a tie possible and both get a lose and then die from cancer?
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>>149165443
it's been happening in 6k matches so I guess keep an eye out on it
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>>149163939
>Fnatic Coach
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>>149165552
>I hate popular things
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>>149165376
imagine Thorin & Nahaz on the same Dota 2 panel

that could easily be a prizepool stretch goal
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>>149165545
>webm for asians
common dude
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>>149165372
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>>149165124
>28-30 y.o. cuties
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>>149165545
Nice aspect ratio cuckboi
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when are the real teams playing? I don't want to watch this honeypot
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Uh, is the dude who was complaing about how trash lycan is last thread still here?
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>>149165795
Our only guys, EG are playing later.
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>>149165705
>>149165778
The vid bugged out when i was dling it and converting aswell so i cba to do it all again
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what does /d2g/ think about this superior game
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>>149165795
Navi is the best team at this garbo LAN

But the tier 1 teams will be playing at TI
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>queueing ranked
>guy says how much he wants to pick AM
>convince him not to
>he picks naga
yay
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>>149165854
looks cheap
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>>149163956
>implying the dota 2 community didn't reject thorin when that little autist tried to start juicing their scene just like he's doing with cs:go and like he's done with every other esport
also you have to post the most hated personalities in the dota community to make it seem bad. there are loads of based talent like merlini, winter, grandgrant, etc... if only james hadn't been banned though.

cs:go """"analysis"""" is the most retarded shit ever anyways because that game is braindead simple normie shit.
>>
>>149165854
Even installing this gives you cancer
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>>149165832
>>>/r/eddit
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>>149165679
Thorin vs Nahaz commented by DDK/BlackDDK
with a Loda/Richard Lewis rematch in the background
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>>149165775
I'm gonna need a source OR a name for that
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JUST TP OUT
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>>149166073
Armitage III
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>>149165854
>Vain glory
Are we just stitching words together from a discount Odyssey and titling our games?
It looks like a literal league clone
>>149166085
epic, dude, now delete that because I didn't give you permission to save it.
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>>149166073
Armitage III
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>>149165443
arcanes-aether lens-midas-mek-sheepstick-greaves. You may want a casual wind lace/blightstone

Max flux, then spark wraith. Your midas makes you able to easily afford wards and whatnot
>>
JUST
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>Mushi getting fucked by his own SF build

lols
>>
this is why the chinese bully mushi
>>
>>149165443
>>149165547
watch any good arc warden player and you'll see them playing him support a decent amount as well as carry, with generally good results

it's viable but not best in role material like he is as a carry

he's a greedy support, get lvl 6 asap. his early level kill potential is great against solo offlaners with goodGale and low cooldown long range nuking

early midas, preferably before 15 mins. use mangoes/clarities with ult to spam wraiths for traps/chokepoint wards/longrange stacking

either snowball into a semicarry with a mix of disables and damage, or get some cheap utility items that are great when doubled like arcanes, force staff, pipe, etc.
>>
Ditya Ra playing with fire there
>>
>pick drow
>get shit pushed in
huh
>>
>>149166421
Really makes you think
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>>149166392
>support leaching exp to level 6 on lane
>he rushes fucking midas
Sounds like great support m8!
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>Scrappy
>Scrappy
>Scrappy
Is this the new buzzword?
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>>149165459
>13 mins later


>N >A >V >I
>A
>V
>I
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Why do people dislike dendi?
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>timbersaw is good
dee too gee
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>>149166519
Just play him like a doom of sorts
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>>149166519
>play arc warden "support"
>end game with top networth, hero damage, tower damage and kill participation

yeah man he is a good support
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>>149166528
It's really got me creating space and metabolizing thoughts in order to tempo control my win condition, fampai.
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>>149166586
MUH PUBS
>>
Has there ever been a game more dead than dota 2?
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>>149166620
well he doesn't need much to come online/have a big game impact

while that doesn't fit the definition of support, he allows for greedier snow-balling lineups to be had.
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>>149166542
I hate the fact that peruvians watch Youtube montages from 2013 of him playing Pudge and trying to emulate what they saw
>>
>>149166868
has there ever been a worse meme?
>>
Navi needs a Euls or something holy shit please
>>
>>149166868
SC2
>>
when's EG playing?!?
>>
>le ebin grave meme man xDDD
120cd cooldown when?
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>>149166908
hue hue hue
>>
These grave tp's are fucking na'vi so hard
>>
>shadowfiend is back
dee too gee
>>
2nd highest winrate in the fucking game ugly blue archer doing it again
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>>149167090
In 6 hours
>>
whats happening? why is NAVI losing?
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>>149167098
Maybe they shoulda picked more than one stun
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>>149165459
>>149166531


it's all ogre now
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>>149167212
WE WUZ DROWZ AN SHIT
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wby dont they just hand EG this tournaments prize money already?
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>>149167239
Navi have lost out on like 10 kills because of TPs
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What balances this
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>no aghs on SF
?
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Navi is going to win this.

I can't believe you guys are doubting.
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>>149167384
drow is perfectly balanced.
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>nyx purchasing mana when he could do so much more with the money
:cryingniggermemeface:
:hand:
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>mid SF gets support items
>lose
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>>149167598
Drow is perfectly CUTE
>>
DIRECT INVITE
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>>149167685
Shieeeeet
>>
>>149167685
thoughts on the match so far Harambe?
>>
>open stream
>timber + drow
wtf was navi thinking
>>
>>149167685
what a brave and stunning woman
why do old white men who start wars get to win nobel peace prizes while heroes like her go unsung?
this world would have no more police shootings or racist politicians if strong and brave women like leslie jones weren't harassed and attacked by a misogynist patriarchy
>>
>Venge fucked up the Swap Requiem
nice
>>
>[Audible Nyxing]
>>
That's where you just need to gg out desu
>>
>Navi is good
lmao what abunch of shitters

EG is going to have a field day this tournament
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CAN'T CORNERFUG THE DORNERBUG
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>>149167684
>>
>>149167685
HOL UP
>>
Is Drow a futa?
>>
That was a damn nice egg
>>
>>149167380
But towers and rax cant tp. Just go hit those rotfl.
>>
why dota players are so obsessed with my mommy

they always want to fuck/kill/etc. her
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>>149167685
WE WUZ QUEENZ N SHIEEET
>>
damn d2g is unbrowsable.

faggots can't understand that this is a dota 2 thread, and not shitty /pol/ memes thread
>>
>>149168268
Imagine being roman in this situation. Damn Cleopatra you look fine.
>>
>nahaz on the couch
kill me
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HOW IS THIS HERO BALANCED

BETTER STUNS THAN LION ON INVISI HERO
?????????
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>pick drow
>win

DOTARDS?
>>
just got here

who is the old dude that wandered into the couch?
>>
Post drow pls :3
>>
>Tournament in America
>Thread is full of shitty redditpol posting

every time for 11 months
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>>149168397
>lvl 13
>12 skill points spent
>>
>watch stream for 10 minutes
>drow has 8 cs at minute 4
>have to go do something
>come back at minute 40 just before game ends

What the hell happened
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>>149168397
Literally similar to techies in that the only balance is that most people are bad at him
God fucking bless bug.
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>noe AOE initiation
what the fUCK is nahaz talking about
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>>149168406
>be navi
>lose

DOTARDS?
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>>149168391
so so fine
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>>149168496
>>
>>149168703
His daughter will look like a nigger's baby?
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>>149168608
There's nothing interesting about a na'vi loss.
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>pick pudge
>win

dotardos?
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What does /d2g/ think of Morphling, the Morphling?
>>
>>149168559
you cant stop nyx from stunning you by buying quelling blade and sentries
nyx isn't on a 180 second cooldown
nyx doesn't have to take 40 seconds of setup to deal enough damage to kill ONE enemy hero like 20% of the time because the other 80% of the time the trap expires or gets demined or destroyed by summons or illusions
>>
https://youtu.be/aCNkJhGO8MY?t=31m57s
>>
man draskyl and winter are stuck between two shitters.....
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>>149168786
Give him help for the first 12 or so minutes and the game wins itself.
>>149168846
>nyx is not techies
woah epic dude you sure typed all that shit out after not even reading what I typed, upvoted!
>>
Post Nahaz cosplaying as a chimp please
>>
>>149161535
You're obviously a recent switch to CSGO, but I've been playing since beta, and you have no idea how bad it used to be. The big issue for CS was actually BR's, it was the same way it is in dota now, the team with less spics won, except in CS there were no exceptions, because CSGO's dumpster network and codeing was actually worse, so 140-200 ping spics literally couldn't play the game with any amount of reaction/skill required. Eventually they region locked CS, and the issue became smurfs and children, but once you hit a certain threshold you don't fuck with smurfs until SMFC and GE. Basically the golden age of Eagles, but I quit about a year ago because of the game being an unenjoyable piece of shit and the rank crunch dropping me from an LEM recently demoted from SMFC to GME aka gettting stuck in DMG hell while the system recalibrated itself. I've hated South Americans with my whole being for many years now, Valve games are definitely to blame for that. BR's in CS, now a relic of an era most people who play now don't even know existed, and Peruvians now, but I like to think it's getting to a point where they're gonna get at least pseudo region locked. People are too aware of the issues on USE, and it's not like Peruvians are an important market for valve since they all play on Internet cafe's anyways. And they're not remotely relevant in a professional regard. I don't know much, but I do know that South America is a shithole that everyone of those subhuman animals genuinely deserve to suffer in.
>>
Why does Dad look so miserable?
>>
>>149168859
That old ult casting animation, looks so much better
>>
>>149161664
gem of true sight is an eyeball, you missed one
>>
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>>149168968
gotcha pham
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>>149169027
Why did you put a comma, in the middle of your sentence?
>>
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Not counting Koreans, has a SEA team ever won an international LAN?
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>>149169027

I agree.
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>>149169152
it's called a comma splice.
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>>149169130
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>>149168608
My favorite picture in the world.

It feels so good when he is fucked and destroyed. Life is good, man.
>>
>>149169169
yes
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>>149168859
YOU. ARE. mildly inconvenienced
>>
Can someone remind me why Riki is now first ban material? I legitimately want to know, no meme
>>
>>149169280
Which LAN is that?
>>
>>149169382
According to the chink bear translator at Summit FY said that riki does everything better than BH
>>
>>149169382
(((Professionals))) have taken notice of his silence and phase shift, he's still worseBH for the position he's picked for though.
>>
>>149169385
Dota 2 League Season 5

hehe
>>
>>149169382
smoke cloud is bullshit
He can create space for years with his ult+blink
fills much the same role as bounty
can deal legit damage if he gets farmed
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>>149169516
But Riki doesnt give me free gold
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>>149169382
BH that isnt support cuck
>>
DC or G stack?
>>
>>149169701
I dunno, DC seems to be on mega tilt but G's stack is literally just a pubstack
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>Earth Spirit not banned or picked

What happened /d2g/?
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WOT MUSHI PLAYING INVOKA?
>>
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YO WHO DAT
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>>149169382
Good Riki players should be abusing early helm of dom for purge neutrals or even just dominate them while invading the neutrals.

Imagine Dominating a centaur while a juggernaut is farming the camp. It keeps you invisible while using the item cause of passive, and Juggernaut never knows the wiser. This can be used to lure enemies to killing your neutral as well.
>>
>>149169943
hes literally memeddit bogeyman the hero
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>>149170032
kek
>>
>>149169875
>ALOAHADANCE
>G
>yoky
>Nofear
>ALWAYSWANNAFLY
I really don't know man they could be good or absolutely terrible....
>>
just fuck my shit up familam
>>
>>149170209
Who dat girl?
>>
>>149170292
Fnatic public relations rep or something I think
>>
>>149170251
A brown Milo. Sumail's getting redpilled as fuck.
>>
>>149170391
It's ther analyst
>>
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>>149170251
>>
>>149170292
>>149170391
Their 2.7k mmr 'analyst'
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>>149170251
I'm more disappointed for Fear
>>
nice direct invite LMAO
>>
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>>149170251
Is he gay now? Wont his family kill him for that?
>>
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>>149170730
>>
>>149170827
Pretty sure he's just a paki, and not muslim in any way
Also, he literally got them a million dollars
>>
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>>149170730
why would you feel bad for fear doto
>>
>>149170827
Is Milo pretending to be a faggot for attention or is he pretending to be a catholic?
>>
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REEKEEBREEKEE TOP PEEK AT STARLADDER, DAVAI KOMRADE, IS FREE PHASE SHIFT + AOE UNDISPELLABLE UNREMOVABLE SILENCE KOMRADE, ITS GOOD TIME AHEAD FOR REEKEEBREEKEE
>>
>>149171050
No, he's a faggot.
>>
LMFAO
>>
>>149171136
>can hear Nahaz's loud fucking laugh in the background

Kinda ruined it for me
>>
Which team will make the scrappy exodus next teamfight, /d2g/?
>>
>>149171278
depends on who is controlling the tempo
>>
>>149171210
>turning on the english stream
>turning on the sound of the english stream
LMFAO
>>
>>149171134
I wrote Starladder instead of slavladder, meme fucking ruined. gg fuck this.
>>
>>149171278
wtf does 'scrappy' mean?
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>>149171339
I don't speak cyka blyat, who else is going to cast the game
>>
>>149171278
Whoever gets the bob and dawdle first
>>
>>149171470
A new buzzword Kotlguy just learned
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>>149168768
LAME AS A NIGGERS BABY LOL
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>>149171493
>he actually listens to the casters
What? Do you need their 3k "knowledge" and vague guesses or something?
>>
>>149170251
Just like RTZ got the Ragnar Vikings haircut, Sumail got the Invoker Immortal
>>
>>149171642
Its more interesting than just the game sound desu. I can also alt-tab out of the stream to shitpost and still know when something is going to happen
>>
Can someone explain what a honey pot LAN is
>>
>>149171774
it means there are lots of bees there
>>
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>>149170251
why?
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>>149171774
Every lan beside TI5 and TI6
>>
>0 in exort
JUST LIKE MY PUBS
>>
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Man Fnatic are fucking horrible jesus christ lol
>>
When are the good teams on?
>>
>>149171873
?
He's QW Invoker
That means he uses QW
Duh.
>>
SCRAPPY
SCRAPPY
SCRAP
SCRAPPY
SCRAPPY
SCRAP
>>
>>149171774
Any lan that team reddit aka EG doesn't win
>>
DUDE IM INVISI-
>>
>>149171946
>enemy picks Winter Wyvern
>not sun striking every dummy who gets Cold Embraced
>not having any right click damage, or dropping meteor into chrono
>>
>>149171774
It's a lan where the Bs (secret, fniggers, sla'vi, etc) blow their strats before TI while the A-teams (EG) Strategically hold their tactics for TI.
>>
>not banning timber
when will teams learn?
>>
these are some scrappy tempo controllers I wonder how much longer till the hotdogs show up
>>
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Would you rather sex Puppey or Soe?
>>
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>>149171987
fuck off reddit
>>
4K GOLD SWING IN 10 SECONDS
>>
nice feed
>>
>>149172153
I'll scrap together some hotdogs
>>
>>149172194
Old cute Soe or the current Soe?
>>
I have no idea how complexity can handle pubs in Florida. Some how get paired with both spics in south and central America constantly(the international ranked 10 dollar pay wall was nice till recently they finally scrounged the money up) not to mention the occasional redneck guy every few games that is friendly in the first five mins then gets angry and throws around faggot or some other word and throws even if we are wining. 3k is suffering
>>
>>149170251
>be a nigger
>dye your hair blonde

??
>>
>>149172197
>EG's manager is the founder of r/dota2
>EG's captain is a reddit admin
??
>>
>>149172256
long hair puppan > old soe > current poopan > currentboy soe
>>
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>>149172153
>>
Actual 322

4v5, dendi constantly running right into the Huskar
>>
Repeat after me

DIRECT
I N V I T E
>>
IN THE DUMPSTER
>>
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>>149172197
>>
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>direct invite
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>NA'BI
>>
>644 the series

Jesus Navi is awful
>>
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>>149172372
>c9 on top
>implying this list matters for anything
>>
BUILD VLADS
LOSE GAMES
LET THIS BE A LESSON
>>
D I R E C T I N V I T E
I
R
E
C
T

I
N
V
I
T
E
>>
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>>149172479
can you stop posting this reddit admin please?
>>
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>>149172582
>Echo Slam
>>
>>149172582
>call it cocktail
>no cocks involved
?
>>
>4 core team
>>
>>149172812
this kills the dota
>>
nabi are so shit xd
>>
>>149172812
THE SULTAN OF DRAFT STRIKES AGAIN
>>
>>149172812
This is the style Secret was playing in the qualifiers...
>>
how did navi get an invite

they're always inconsistent as fuck
>>
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I want PPD to carry his team into the grave.
>>
>>149172963
FREE viewers for muh interantional xD
>>
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Post dotas in cars
>>
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>epic enter does fucking nothing
>>
>>149173086
>EE
>pro
>>
>>149173160
uh he said dotas not reddit admins
>>
>>149173113
what if epicenter worked like a psudeo enigma black hole and moved enemies around clockwise towards the center
>>
>>149173264
what if a cute girl kissed you?
>>
>>149173264
Sand King would be OP
>Getting sucked into Sand Storm
>>
when will the quas wex invoker meme end? even one fucking point in exort helps with defeaning blast
>>
>>149173264
it would be extremely painful
>>
>>149161591
>not going "New Hero :" format like d2g meme
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>>149173264
what if there was a new hero that had this as their ultimate
called Maelrawn the Tentacular
and ultimate called Whirlpool
>>
wait they went aether lens first instead of blink/veil on SK?
>>
Why is Nahaz even analyzing pro games
I'm 3k trash too but at least I realize my opinion is worthless
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Immortal 3's when?
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>>149173585
MODSSS!!!
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why does nahaz become more annoying the more you listen to him? usually you get used to even terrible casters
>>
>>149173547
>hey guys im just spouting money generating random group of voiced out letters dont mind me
>>
Now that we are in break can I ooga booga a little?

I started an All random game, everyone but me and the enemy clinkz DC, I was enigma

I managed to win that game and never died, felt so good
>>
>>149173585
Probably within the week. TI starts August 8th, they will want a last leap up in prize pool to hit 20m.
>>
this is why nahaz wasn't invited to ti
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There are people who don't root for Dendi in this very thread
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>>149171774
It's a lan with a relatively small prizepool in the same period of time as a large, high prizepool tourney. AKA literally any tourney in the last 2 months. There's literally no reason to play any of these tourneys with any strategy, because every strat that can be game winning is better put towards TI6, because you can like 9th or some shit and get more money than the entire prizepool of the Summit for example. Especially this year, which will realistically havea 19.5-20M dollar prizepool, every team that goes will make more money than they would winning any of these small LANs. Manila was probably the biggest honeypot LAN there's ever been, it had a decent prizepool and a guarantee of a TI invite, but at the same time, for any of these T1 teams, they're going to TI regardless, so when Secret for example, blew their Kunkka no damage teamfight strat and still lost, they just gave away a huge strat, and it didn't pan out, now that's potentially them losing a TI game. A lot of d2g trash probably think it's just an ebin meme, but it's a legitimate thing, also like >>149172076 said, T2 teams tend to blow strats for these, because they should know that they won't perform as well in TI, so they play these games with a much more tryhard attitude, to secure their pay and team.

On a side note, I hate Nahaz so much, he's sitting here talking over literally everyone and having literally no idea waht he's talking about, he's arguing with Winter and Draskyll about fuckign Invoker, and he's some sub 3k trash. Fucking shut up you old fuckhead, goddamnit.
>>
>>149173708
>me ooga
>team...
>>
I think that Fnatics gameplay wasn't scrappy enough last game
>>
I bet if I said something outrageous you guys would give me (You)s
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>>149173229
>ppd: reddit is grabage
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>>149173945
have a freebie kid, I've got a couple to spare. heh............
>>
tfw you will never look as good as ditya ra
why even live
>>
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WHY DO I KEEP LOSING

THIS IS NOT NORMAL

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/74071968
>>
>>149173945
have an upvote kid, I've got a couple to spare.
>>
>>149173974
some /r/dota2 mod is now working for EG dota team.

also ppd has his own subreddit he mods
>>
NA DOTA

CONFIRMED

___T
___R
TRASH
___S
___H
>>
>>149173974
classic beta numale self hate
i expected nothing less from a full blown redditor
>>
>>149161496
Exactly that happened to me too 2 weeks ago...

But it was a tad more retarded since we had a CM in our team.
>>
>>149174041
try hitting the fucking towers.
>>
>>149174041
You can't play Spectre and die 9 times. You can't play any carry and die more than 5 times.
>>
>timber on fnatic
its over navi loses
>>
>>149174041
you're doing the same shit I do when I tilt, which is just spam play and feed, take a day break, that's what I'm doing today, you'll come back much better. You are the booga this time.
>>149173945
I'll give you a freebie too, kiddo
>>
Which region has the ugliest players?
>>
>>149174041
>feed miserably in 75% of your games
>do averagely on 12.5%
>completely stomp in another 12.5%
Mate, if you wanna win more, stop fuckin FEEDING man. Christ. "Oh but it's my supports fault that I can't look with both my eyes and see that I am alone in an area of the map with no fuckin vision, and that the enemy gank me, right?!" No it fuckin isn't. If you die, that's your fault. That's right, if you TRUST an ally, and you die, that's YOUR fault, for not having the decision making skills for yourself, to decide for yourself whether or not an idea is good.

aka git gud
>>
>>149174316
SEA
>>
>>149174112
>some
Worse than that, it's the founder of the subreddit
He became EG's manager at ppd's request

Friendly reminder that anyone praising or posting pictures of ppd is a redditor
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Which team is going to be the scrappiest this game Dotards????
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>>149174207
>>149174112
eucuck niggers
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>>149174193
It's been proven time and time again that the NA region is the hardest region. Which is why NA MMR > EU MMR

Every single time Euros come to NA for ti they lose MMR and complain about the pubs. And every time NA travels to EU (arteezy, moon) they get free mmr.

It's because in NA you have to not only play insanely good and be the captain you have to also be the PMA on your team holding everyone together
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>fnatic memeing on navi
>>
CHOTTO
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>>149174478
hard to tell will wait to see who makes the first exodus from the engagement ;)
>>
>kunka pick

welp, it's over, NAVI is back
>>
>>149174669
yo im saving this image and memeing with it tomorrow familia
>>
>>149174701
yeah but what's the win condition? whoever has the tempoest controllerator?
>???
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How does he do it?
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>>149163939
>mmr doesn't matter
>people before 3.2k mmr literally believe that mids should gank
>people at 2.8k have reaction times of 3+ seconds
>people at 3.4-3.6k are all around HORRIBLE and give up with the first misconduct
>people at 3.8k start buying sentries at the beginning of the game against invis heroes
>mmr doesn't matter

shot in dark, you're 2.4k mmr that can't rise because of his teammates thus you need to have this shitty excuse to feel better about yourself.
>>
>>149174630
It was just confirmed on stream bro

NA pubs are below even SEA. Skilled people complain about NA not because it's "harder" but because the outcome is a complete gamble.

Stay mad.
>>
__________ is objectively the best hero to jungle with, yet all the jungling scrubs don't even realize.
>>
>>149174974
Yes which is why its harder to consistently win you fucking retard
>>
>>149175094
venomancer
>>
Treads, hotdogs, echo. You can now fight. Every time you have a 4 stack of ancients, ultimately and take it. You should have your echo tunes up with the first 4 stack, so grab echo, ultimately and take stack, u now need about 1k for blink. Blink into crys if you can get away wi th it, otherwise Bob into dawdle. After this game should be well over but if not go AC if no one is building it, otherwise satanic into moonshard into whatever, never had a game go that far. Probably a skadi or some shit. In a poor game I'll have 80 lh at 10 minutes, it's all about pushing lane and juggling while you wait for creeps to come back. Build is 1 3 hold pts to 6, at six take 3 cleave and ult and start pushing lane, max cleave then warcry, take stats over stun. Sven can kill in lane with a support with a slow, otherwise ur lane will probably be dogshit. Sven is all about having an extremely efficient farming rate and a teammate with a strong team fight ult. I'm currently on a 9 win streak with Sven at low 4k, good luck dawg, he's very fun, but he's going to probably get his warcrft needed, which will probably kill him, currently you can forgo tankiness items completely because you get so much from skipping stun and thru natural strong growth, combine that with an extra 20 armor on a 4 sec cd, he's ridiculously strong
>>
>>149175157
>Bob into dawdle

This will never not be funny
>>
>>149174630
That makes no sense you massive faggot
If players were really this worse in NA then the good ones would fare better because the other team would have a higher probability to have more shitters
>>
>>149174957
T H I C C
>>
>>149175157
S U B S C R I B E D !
>>
lmao nice gank
>>
>>149172582
Where is this from?
>>
>>149175157
pls stop posting this. I was just trying to help someone who asked about sven builds, it's a new phone, I dont' have all my dota terms logged in. I don't want my only impact on /d2g/ to be some dumb fucking autocorrect joke
>>
>>149175267
thanks to the magic of MMR averages thats not true

8k player + 4k players = 5 6k players
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>>149175267
>the other team would have a higher probability to have more shitters

Yeah and your team too.
>>
>>149175339
>lei

I assume it's in Romania or Moldova.
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>>149174041
I told you to pick SVEN
STOP PICKING SPECTRE
PICK SVEN

META CARRIES:
SLARK
SVEN
JUGGERNAUT
LIFESTEALER
DROW

META SUPPORTS:
ORACLE
OMNI
SILENCER
LION
ELDER TITAN
SHADOW DEMON
ANCIENT APPARITION
>>
>>149175392
how can one man be this bad at math
>>
>>149175424
Only if you yourself are a shitter

>>149175392
Only relevant if you're 8k
>>
>>149175474
omni isn't meta
>>
>>149175506
>Only relevant if you're 8k
wow which is what we're talking about thanks for the contribution retard

>>149175497
you know what i mean, if the game can't find another 8k player than the teams become uneven
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>>
SONNEIKO WHAT A PLAYER
>>
>Fnatic
what are you doing
>>
How the FUCK do I play juggernaut, I can't even win with him in my shitstack filled with my awful awful friends, I can't win with him in ranked, what the fuck, how is this hero supposed to be good.
>>
>>149175745
getting huskar'd
>>
>>149175705
That perfect calculation from ditya tho
>>
>>149175702
Our guy
>>
>pick Huskar
>win
nice game dotards
>>
:joy:
>>
>>149175676
Omni is always meta in pubs.
>>
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>>149175778
>9 years on 4chan and I still forget to link images
:^)))
>>
>io higher networth than everyone on the other team

LMAO
>>
this networth
>>
>>149175691
Nah m8 your arguments don't hold up in the least
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>Sea Dota
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>>149175961
>33 minutes into the game
>no diffusal

You're just bad at last hitting I think or you're one of those players who puts 0 points in stats and maxes bladefury then crit.
>>
>>149175961
wow you die a lot

I bet you'll blame that on your teammates tho
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Born to win
>>
>>149175961
nice mantas
oh wait ur 2k
>>
>>149176042
Yes they do
>>
>>149176161
Nah
>>
>13 min gg
>navi didnt deserve an invite
>>
Grats on your 2k analyst Fnatic
>>
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>tug masz kamieniołom do ułożenia
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>muh Orange Mushi
>rem when he did SF ult on hill and killed a weaver XD
>pride of subhuman seamonkies
>>
13m gg

Biggest stomp in awhile
>>
>>149175961
>deso
>skadi

>deso at all
>>
>>149176253
yes
>>
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kotlguy is hot as fuck to be honest
>>
Does draskyl shave with a cheese grater?
>>
>>149176381
n
>>
>>149176418
for a cyborg he's pretty handsome ye
>>
>still have to wait 4 hours for EG
>Secret were meant to play in 4 hours too but they got pushed back due to travel issues and now they play in 7.5 hours

Man fuck this East Coast shit, I gotta work tomorrow but I want to watch my open quali boys play at midnight
>>
>>149176456
yea dude im NA you cant out shitpost me
>>
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is there a better feeling than comebacks?
>>
Secret vs EG grandfinals, like why are these other teams even playing?
>>
DAT QT


HNGGGGGGGGGGG
>>
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>>149176572
>he thinks NA are the best shitposters
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>>149176137
the 2 ranked games were rough as fuck, 3AM tilt dota is never a good idea, I'm more talking about having literally no idea how this fuckign hero works. If I go BF, I feel like badAM, if I build SnY, I feel like really fast creep. I just feel like to do anything ont he hero you have to be so out of position.
>>149176138
ooga booga etc etc
>>149176157
>VHS Ranked
>Other matches are admittedly with my shittier stack
>2k
ebin, try to keep up friend
>>
shbyka nabnaga dah bosh WOOHOO
>>
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>>149176741
>100% of her thigh exposed
>>
>>149176712
>EG has the best player in the world in each position
>Secret has bulba

lmao

This is gonna be a hard landing for secret fans.
>>
>go to america
>russian only interview

care to explain?
>>
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YO WHO DAT
>>
detectivebros get me that bitches nudes I know they have to exist
>>
>>149176880
Coral Sharon
>>
Wait I thought this was slavladder

Why does it looks like they're still at the beyondtheschedule event
>>
>>149176863
Zai was on break for over a year, while Bulba was constantly coaching/playing at a pro level. Bulba's definitely stronger now.
>>
>>149176879
That girl weighs probably 100lbs less than Bailey.
>>
>>149176930
This
I need to see that ass fampai
>>
>>149176795
Back to back shitposting champs

you think your shitty zero (you) posts are impressive? fucking shitskin retard
>>
>>149176880
>2016
>not knowing who DONDO is
>>
>>149176975
Starladder was too incompetent to book a venue so they are having this shit at the BTS house
>>
>>149176879
>200% qt interviewer

I think its excusable anon
>>
>>149177007

>"girl"
>>
>>149176992
Zai is talented, Bulba isn't.
>>
>>149176880
>>149176930
instagram.com/tonyapredko/
>>
>>149177108
lmao wtf how incompetent do you have to be tp forget to book a venue
>>
>>149176880
Some trash NA player
>>
>>149177027
oh yeah? how many (You)s itt big boy
>amerinigger calling anyone else a shitskin
>>
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With the insight of a 2.7k bald analyst
>>
>>149177204
>tfw no cyka gf to play mahyknh
Nothing to )))))))))))))) about, tovarisch.
>>
>>149177204
BASED
>>
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>>149177285
IS THIS A BOY OR A GIRL I CAN'T EVEN TELL.
>>
>>149177262
i've only been here an hour and i got 26~
>>
>>149177285
>That hairline
>>
>>149177426
Balding female. The lips give it away.
>>
>Friends
a-are they referring to us gulagites :3c
>>
>>149177285
JUST
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>>149177519
>Balding female
can their be anything worse lmao? At least a guy can work out and shave it all
>>
>>149173848
>kunkka was a legitimate strat
lol
>>
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>>149177506
I got 50 in the same amount of time without even trying LAMO
>>
>>149177665
right is pretty cute desu.
>>
Who's ready to see DC get BTFO by literal whos?
>>
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>>149177204
>bikini pic
>>
>>149177373
it's munchkin, you fuck, pls learn cyrillic if you want to appear that you know what the fuck you are talking about
>>
>>149177506
oh wait make that half since ctrl f finds x2 yous so like 13
>>
>>149177665
Thank you for spoilering and naming that shit properly.
>>
>>149177665
>youll never provide for kelly and her offspring
Why live
>>
my captcha is 601 lol
>>
>>149177725
it's basically virtus pro-fnngshka, so I wouldn't call them literal whos to be honest family
>>
>>149177970
lol
>>
@149178013
stop devaluing the (you) market
>>
>>149178106
lol
>>
FAGGOTS
RAGGOTS
IAGGOTS
EAGGOTS
NAGGOTS
DAGGOTS
SAGGOTS
>>
>>149178106
btw what's the official (You)/Upvote exchange rate?
>>
>>149178106
yo professor of (You)conomics should I be buying or selling my /a/ (You)s? Was thinking of buying my own board and running a 6% (You) tax on it.
>>
hey guys what if we just reply to everything lol
>>
Why did they kick fng?
>>
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>Rarely eat sweets
>Don't drink soda
>Drink fluoridated water
>Don't smoke
>Rarely drink booze
>Brush my teeth
>Floss/toothpick
>Mouthwash
>Still have to get a cavity or two filled twice a year
>Mouth is crowded with teeth because small mouth
>Already had two bicuspids pulled to make room for wisdom teeth
>Now have to have wisdom teeth pulled

Fucking shit genetics I hope even if you're ugly you have good genes like strong enamel, potent saliva, and no wisdoms.
>>
>>149178281
lol
>>
sheever has disgusting feet
>>
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Where is LD?
>>
>>149178281
lol (You) crazy that would destroy the 4chin economy >>149178307
>>
>>149178386
lol
>>
Why is meepo so fucking fun? Holy shit I'm starting to get the hang of him and you can just pub stomp kids like no tomorrow.
>>
>>149178389
lol
>>
>>149178238
Sorry lad I don't dabble in foreign markets
Should be quite low though considering you can just scribble some feelgood shit and get showered in upboats

>>149178262
/a/ (You)s come pretty cheap lad I'd suggest selling and investing in higher worth commodities like /po/ (You)s
>>
>>149178542
thanks professor, here is your (You) payment
>>
>>149178370
overbrushing is a thing. I only brush 5 times a week and no cavities here.
>>
>>149178493
why is his win rate so low?
>>
>>149178493
lol
>>
>>149178684
How is it that between 6 dentists and 25 years nobody has told me that. I've been told not to brush too hard but never told to cut down on frequency.
>>
>>149178684
This honestly, I started brushing more than once a day recently and my teeth started hurting. Back to once a day after my breakfast.
>>
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>>149178832
Because he's making garbage UP. There's nothing wrong with brushing after every meal of the day if you do it correctly and use a good brush.
>>
twins who grew up separated always have similiar teeth health status


dentists wont tell you this but teeth health is like 90% genetics
>>
>>149178949
Why the fuck would I believe somebody who posts a fucking liar like PPD.
>>
>>149178949
why would anyone believe your redditor lies?
>>
>Brushing 3 times a day
lmao enjoy loss of healthy mouth bacteria and your enamel dumbasses
>>
>>149174957
he has a HUGE dick
>>
>>14917JesusJesuslooJelooksojustslikeefrfriendr uni forholyshity
>>
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Hey /d2g/ I'm back with more free shit. Pick a number between 1 and 10 and you get a set of your choosing if you're the closest. Price is Right rules. Remember to include a steam id.
>>
>>149179117

(>>149178370) Here

I generally only brush after breakfast and after dinner.
>>
Did Puppey teach Magnus Carlsen how to play chess or did Magnus Carlsen teach Puppey how to play Dota 2?
>>
@149179201
kiss my ass
>>
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>tier 3 russia vs NA shitshow
>still no EG and Secret
>>
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>>149179117
>>149179087
>>149179017
>cavitypros speak up
>>
Who cares about teeth lmao what are you poor? Just pay to have those fake things put in they look real enough now a days and you never have to brush again like lmao
>>
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G fucks this
>>
>>149179283
who the fuck is puppey
>>
@149179371
@149179370
@149179286
@149179283
@149179240
@149179201
@149179167
@149179130
@149179117
@149179087

lol
>>
>>149177665
I don't get it. Why didn't Loda marry the girl on the right at least if he had yellow fever?
>>
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Which Dota hero takes best care of their teeth?
>>
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>>149178370
>tfw 2 broken teeth
>broken wisdoms on top
>wisdoms on bottom displaced the teeth on bottom
>enamel completely gone at the gum line on a few
>mouth always feels like hot garbage
>brushing hurts but still do it
>too poor to do anything about it

thank god im killing myself soon
>>
>>149179648
me
>>
>>149179490
I'm a bit of a Luddite and attach sentimental value to the idea of being a "whole human" without artificial implants.
>>
>>149179652
nice
>>
>>149179648
not me
>>
>>149179652
Grandgrant?
>>
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>>149179652
Don't do it anon
TI is right around the corner
>>
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>people unironically wear white socks.
>>
https://twitter.com/Team__Spirit/status/755653887227523073
>>
>people unironically wear underpants.
?
>>
>>149179934
me in the back
>>
>>149179934
Based cr1t.

Get fucked mad, you loser.
>>
>>149179885
whats wrong with white socks?
>>
>People unironically don't contemplate suicide all day everyday
>>
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>>149180096
That's a girl IDIOT, White socks on a man is fucking gay unless you're playing Tennis.

everyone knows this.
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>>149180160
There's nothing wrong with wearing white socks
as long as you have pants that cover your ankles and shoes on
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>he is an adult male
>he wears shorts in public
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>>149180114
Seriously, it's 2016 and Trump is about to be elected president of the United States. There's never been a better time to kys.
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>>149179652
Dont do it anon
you dont know whats after
but you know damn well theres no memes
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>>149180324
but i don't even go out in public
>>
>wearing hats or sunglasses indoors
???
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>>149169943
dumpstered like doom and OD
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>>149180324
>going outside
I can't even play Pokemon GO
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>live in NY
>get 6 ping on USE
>FUCKING SPICS
>FUCKING SPICS
>FUCKING SPICS
>only play on EUW now, 100 ping
>gained 500 MMR since the switch

We don't need to take this shit mates.

Did you know that the Chinese word for crisis is also the word for opportunity? The shitskin infestation is a blessing in disguise, EU 5k is USE 4k, and so forth. Ez MMR.
>>
nahaz is so fucking annoying
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>>149179652
>enamel completely gone at the gum line on a few
>brushing hurts but still do it
That enamel could be gone because of brushing too hard or because your gum line has receded and a weaker part of enamel is exposed it's caused simply by eating, chewing, or grinding and it's probably just an abfraction and can be filled and protected just don't kill yourself, maybe sell your body for money but understand you're not a lost cause.
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>>149180324
>it is 30 degrees outside with 60% humidity
>he wears long pants and shit

lmao sweaty fuck
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>>149172194
I would eat Soe out on the spot.
>>
>be over 15 years old
>wear a black shirt
don't cut yourself to hard on that edge m8
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>>149179652
stop being poor
>>
>>149172952
^ he's right.
Puppey would pick axe and just kill steal 24/7
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does Winter shave his legs?
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Is Sven Swedish or American?
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What the fuck does enamel look like? Is it clear?
>>
>2016
>no staying inside your house literally naked after you took a shower
>>
>>149179652
if you're that poor you quality for state assistance like medicaid

there is no excuse
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>>149180808

He's Asian, he simply doesn't have as much body hair
>>
HAVE WINTER AND KOTLGUY FUCKED EACH OTHER YET?

DO THEY EVEN HIDE THERE RELATIONSHIP.
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Who is this???
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>>149180827
He's white so clearly swedish
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>maybe i should pick a hero i don't usually play to have some fun
>drow looks good...
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WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE GAME I PLAY INVOLVE A PERUVIAN PUDGE AND PA SPAMMING "JAJAJAJ MIERDA PUTA" IN ALL CHAT?
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>>149180324
>He skips leg day
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>>149175474
oracle's like one or two buffs away from being played as a semi-carry.

I take him mid a lot.
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>sleeping with your clothes on
lmao don't forget to put on your jammies
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>>149180808
>tfw I clicked this to see better
what is wrong with me
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>>149180856
>tfw after you shower you keep peeling your dick to look how clean it is
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>>149180969
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/46341784

sup smallbubba
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>>149180969
>blocking out names
??
>>
>>149181108
hi
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>>149180324

>adult male

LOL we're all 15 in here and I'm even a grill.
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>he doesn't have an inflatable pool in his room
>>
draskyl is looking at the camera like he's about to kill himself
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>>149176147
how big is her feminine penis?
>>
>>149176880
Human scum. I hope he loses his hands in an accident.
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>>149180619
I don't brush hard and always buy soft brushes. I'm pretty sure all my problems stem from not getting braces when I was a kid. My wisdom teeth came in late and fucked all my shit up.
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>>149180560
Just play on USW, it is a thousand times better than USE.
>>
Why aren't Liquid or OG at the SL finals?
>>
>>149180958
probably a catering lady

>>149180969
>fucking up that hard on drow
>with venge, wr AND furion
its not a hard hero and you had three other amazing pushing heroes, you're garbage
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>>149181163
Hey!
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>this guy is still on a team with miracle- and cr1t

SICK JOKE
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>>149180560
>choosing russians over spics
nah
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>all this talk about being sweaty
don't you guys have AC?
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>>149166542
Toxic cancer. Watch videos after he loses some match. The fault is always, ALWAYS, because other players.
>>
>>149181396
There's a bunch of non-whites who post here.
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>>149181298
clock hooked me and killed me all game

took me a few mins to learn you can gust ppl out of the cogs

literally never play this hero
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>>149181396
No because I'm white and thus live in an area with a very mild climate where AC is entirely unnecessary
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>>149181238
>playing another honeypot lan of the same meta
I guess they want to rest/scrim/do something actually useful right before TI
>>
>>149181396
Globa wamming
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>>149181396
>that feel when 90 out yesterday but I was feeling chilly in my room and grabbed a blanket
feelsgoodman
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>>149180330
but i dont live in the Honeypot Nation
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>>149181396
>he doesn't leave the house

>>149181619
i know that feel
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>>149169652

Track has been nerfed to the ground. Also, riki means FREE kills.
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>>149180976
They are like dirt, is everywhere.
>>
Thanks for all the (You)'s

I won't kill myself now.
>>
GAME FUCKING WHEN
>>
anyone got that pic of the succubus (male) going "yoooooooooo!!!"
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>>149181597
>still believing in global warming
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>>149181389
>he still stuck in the "n0tail is bad guys" meme.
End your life.
>>
>>149181058
>being a shameless degenerate
naked body is a sin in any and all circumstances
>>
>>149181770
This, my area has been like a good 5 degrees cooler on avg from last year.
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>>149181807

Nolans is a known shitter hontrash being carried by 3 good players. Fuck off to reddit my man.
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Does Kemal "I Am Kemal" ask them for "favors"?
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>>149181919
ebin :^)
>>
Who here lays belly down when they sleep so they can rub their dick on the mattress and fall asleep with a hard-on?
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>>149181971
He doesn't need to ask..
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>>149181220
I doubt it, many of the people who wear braces have to wear a retainer as well for years afterwards because after the braces are off their teeth start to shift. It's not an effective means but if your teeth are broken (impacted?) then they or a neighboring tooth ought to be pulled.

I had orthodontists telling my parents I ought to have had braces for years but I had two pre-molars (the two 4s) pulled and the rest of my teeth on the upper row settled into a normal place.
>>
>>149181389

they can't kick him because they'll get dq from TI6. I hope they lose him or at least miracle and cr1t search for a good team
>>
>>149181942
Dota 2 is a 5 man team game, Everyone contributes.

Fuck off salty cunt.
>>
>>149182043
Who here lays chest down because its comfier, only to wake up in the middle of the night with agonizing chest pains everytime you breath for a minute before it subsides only for you to fall right back to sleep

This happened to me once and I still don't know if it was a dream or a heart attack or something.
>>
>>149181971
>5k prizepool

Not enough to feed them for a month. Do they get a salary?
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If dubs I smoke my first cig in 3 months
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>>149182219

>A team can't have weak links

Nice argument dumbass, fuck off to reddit man, you're not fooling anybody here.
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>>149182226
i bet you're the dumb frogposter
>>
>>149182331
reroll
>>
>>149181389

I know anon, hurts me too...
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>NAdota was so excited for this Starladder LAN be in the US and it turns out the LAN is in BeyondtheBasement
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>>149181971
BRUH.

He made them female sweatpants which can show ass and fucking the hatchet wound and they're all okay with some greasy turk watching them in these tight trousers.

baka.
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>>149182521
my fetish is old greasy men with cute girls
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Is there any way to know range of MMR distribution across the whole playerbase?

This is what Valve posted when they introduced MMR ranked matches: "To give you a feel for the range of MMR, below are some MMRs corresponding to various percentiles."

5% 1100
10% 1500
25% 2000
50% 2250
75% 2731
90% 3200
95% 3900
99% 4100

But this is over 3 years old and I would like to see the current situation.
>>
>>149169516
>>149169652
>>149181659
>pick BH, meme it up with Enchantress
>track
>Hurricane Pike Impetus
>free gold every 20s
BH is good.
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>>149182517
>Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like
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>>149182078
The area between 2 and 3 in this picture on the left side is where it's the worst. 3 has a large hole in the face of it, and 2 is broken all the way through to what I'm guessing is tooth pulp. Only 2/3rds of that tooth remains basically.
The wisdoms on the top are obliterated and only a small fraction of them are left above the gum.
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What happened?
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>>149182627
>90% 3200

legitimately disturbing
>>
>tfw you can read the first two words of a post on d2g and can already tell if it's worth reading or scrolling over
>shitposters or redditors don't even get the satisfaction of having their post read, let alone replied to
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>>149182256
They feed off of Kemal's semen and ballsweat
>>
I missed the honeypot meme. I know how it works in real life with law enforcements baiting criminals, but how does it apply to Dota LANs? Please explain.
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>>149181971
womens clothing today is so fucking degenerate,

>booty shorts
>bikinis
>cameltoe exposing tights

why cant women fucking wear dresses like they always have.

I still want zAAz to sit on my face
>>
>>149176147
why are slav girls so cute guys?
>>
>>149182768
10% is still a considerable amount
>>
>>149182676

Oh yeah the good ole I pick two heroes then """""""""""""""""""""""meme it up"""""""""""""""""""""""""(whatever the fuck that means) and suddendly get 7k gold worth on items for my ench and collect FREE gold xDDD!


You are one dumb motherfucker.
>>
>>149182627
>95% 3900
I find this hard to believe
>>
>>149182757
moonmeander was playing in a pub with mind control and against matu where it was pretty obvious that mc was throwing to get matu mmr, as matu is close to 9k. same shit that bulba did for rtz.
the pub was on bsj stream, mc went like abyssal blade and hurricane pike on gyrocopter.
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>>149182780
>tfw your filters have 28 posts hidden
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>shadow demon pick

ahaha
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>>149182920
Try it, it is SO broken.
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>>149183002
Fucking liquid shitters, hope they get smashed at TI
>>
>>149182627
48 ranked games, 66% winrate and 2,1k mmr
2300 unranked games, 54% winrate

guess im a 2k shit :^(
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>>149182906
>why are slav girls cute guys?
ftfy
>>
>>149183083
who fucking cares? it's matchmaking. i was fine when bulba did it and i'm fine that mc did it.
>>
>>149176157
manta style is a bad item
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>>149183002
so moon is jacky lmao-tier autist
>>
>>149182890
do you want every girl to wear burkhas or something?
>>
>DC losing to literal whos
kek
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>"All it takes is one of those guys from /r/d2g"

https://youtu.be/nIsobj45kuI?t=1h7m25s

What did he mean by this?
>>
>>149183357
>literal who's
>mostly former Virtus Pro players

cool
>>
>>149183357
>yoky
>nofear
>g
>alwayswannafly
>alohadance
>literal whos
2k talks
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>>149183357
Everyone on FRIENDS is a more established pro player than those on DC, save for maybe Misery.
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>>149183357
(you)
>>
>>149183609
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>
>>149183609
SPOILER

THAT

SHIT
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>>149183609
>>
>>149183243
in that they're both overly passionate about pubs, yes

>>149183357
>the game hasn't even started yet
>"literal whos" = people who knocked secret out of ti5
nice post anon, have your (You)
>>
who was the no name that nahaz BEGGED to be on the couch to waste everyone's time with?
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>>149183609
REPORTED
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>>149183609
DELETE THIS
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>>149183417
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Reminder that Track is still massively overpowered and the fact that it's not quite as unbelievably overpowered anymore doesn't make it any less incredible

>FREE gold
>FREE vision
>FREE movespeed
>Low mana cost
>Low CD
>>
HOLYSHIT WINTER

HE CALLED NAHAZ A FANGAY

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

NAHAZ MUST BE SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW
>>
>>149183417
THEYRE ON TO US
>>
>>149183357
laning hasnt even started yet
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>>149183807
>0 dmg
>purgeable
>almost nothing at lvl 1
hmm
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>>149183807
Crazy to think that it used to give flying vision
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>>149183807
>playing 4v5 for some extra gold

Too bad it's on a completely useless hero.
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>>149183774
>>149183750
>>149183695
>>149183686
>>149183667
What's wrong with you people? Kelly is beautiful!!!
>>
>>149183695
so how many of these guys did Kelly fuck?
>>
>>149183807
But in order to use it you have to have a melee creep instead of a hero on your team and basically play 4v5 past laning stage and the enemy gets FREE memeback gold for the rest of the game once they start buying detection
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>>149184043
hopefully for them 0
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>>149184037
Hero to be honest
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>have to endure a Bo3 between these shitters to get to EG
End this suffering
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>>149184340
Why does she need to lie to look like a bad ass

she is like 5 foot 100 pounds. does she think screaming like a chimp and watching them go "Oh shit monkeys lose from the zoo" and running away is taking them out?
>>
>>149183417
>Literal calls us reddit
It's over boys
>>
>>149183938
>>149184128
>BH is a useless hero

It's a shame you guys aren't high enough MMR where Bounty does things besides sit in the offlane leeching XP till they're 6

>He's never crushed mid because of BH ganking level 1
>He's never seen the offlaner huddle under their tower because they don't have enough sentries for the whole lane
>He's never seen BH with 16 minute Greaves with 0 kills because he made the first 15 minutes his bitch but keeps all 5 enemies tracked at all times

Good BH's are a blessing
>>
>>149184664
>all 5 enemies tracked at all times

let's not go too far
>>
>>149184664
He's useful during laning sure, so is a Riki
Riki actually scales into the rest of the game though without becoming an easily killed gold pinata
>>
>>149184664
you know what bh does in my bracket?
he has a blink strike, a smoke cloud and an aoe attack psuedo phase shift ult with permanent invisibility.
thats what bh does in my bracket.
>>
>disrupt timber
>let timber illusions hit timber
literally giving free armor & health regen
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>"Friends" a team that NOONE has heard about is participating in a tier 1 tournament.

Ebin starladder simbly ebin
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>Play dota
>Get mad
>Abandon 3 games
>Put int low prio
>Wait 6 months
>low prio is gone

huh, looks like I beat the system...
>>
>>149184925
Please end your life, please.
>>
>>149183938
>>149184128
>ministun shuriken that can interrupt tp's/channels and bounces to tracked targets
>slow on hit attack that can burst damage for early/mid game ganks
>free gold on kills for both bounty (which allows him to get support items a shitload faster than anyone else) as well as the team
2k shitters confirmed.
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>>149185110
pshh nothing personnel kid
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>>149184925
They can beat DC.
>>
>>149185110
>shuriken
>slow on attack
>free gold
huh, did they remake riki again?
>>
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SLACKS I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FAT CLUNKY LESBIAN
>>
>>149184950
You still came back, so not really.
>>
>>149184950
same thing happened to me year ago. I guess it´s possible to wait out LPQ but it takes insanely long
>>
>>149185242
actually they just updated LPQ and cleared everyone's games when they did it
this happened a couple times
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guys...
>>
Is there a dota discord?
>>
>>149185389
gank = tankd
>>
>>149185389
Misery used to have hair?
>>
Haha nice PLD impression Misery
>>
>go gank enemy jungle
>lose both cores and feed the courier

CYKA
>>
>Pick Slark and/or Invoker
>Win

Wow nice "gameplay update" guys sure haven't seen a solid ten months of exactly this cant' wait for all the interesting and new drafts we'll see at TI
>>
>>149185110
>high base damage + manaburn with every auto attack
>massive pure damage nuke on any unit that lands a killing blow
>permanent true sight allowing you to easily kill invis gold pinatas like BH
>comes with a FREE boyfriend
>can actually push towers unlike a BH
>doesn't take up a hero slot, allowing you to play 5v5 like icefrog intended
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Sorry, the EG and Secret games have been delayed. I guess you'll have to watch the first 2 series, goy.
>>
>The literal who's are losing

wew
>>
How long until the rest of the CIS players move to NA like Resolution and get FREE TI qualifiers?
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What the fuck happened on July 16?
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>>149185957
>FREE drums that never run out of charges or need to be activated
>Gets drunk all the time
>Gets to roleplay an 1800's plantation owner and whip people
>Has a sick gold chain
>Doesn't require mana to be alive

Can any non-hero unit in the game compete with the Kobold Taskmaster?
>>
Why don't pros pick troll? He's one of the best lategame carries
>>
>>149186761
because then you are picking troll
>>
>>149186761
lol
>>
>>149186446
Overwatch PTR
>>
>>149186446
some bug probably
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>Winter's Curse was too good spell when it had no damage reductions and pierced spell immunity
>Axe still has old Curse on 10s cd

dotards?
>>
>>149186446
It was the "Fuck ASSFAGGOTS day" day.
>>
Why is Drow so fucking useless?
>>
>>149185957
I never realised The Necro Warrior is left-handed, wow
>>
this sandking single handedly lost friends the game.
>>
>>149187034
ww has 3 other good spells though, axe only has 2, and they require you to be within 200~ range of the enemy team
>>
>>149187305

pick shadow demon
lose game after the 10 min mark
>>
>make it mandatory for everyone in America to play 100 games of dota
>everyone grows thick skin from how horrible this community is
>SJWs die out overnight because nobody gets easily offended anymore
>>
>>149187383
>pick shadow demon
>don't make drow illusions and abuse aghs
>don't purge timbersaw
>try and solo kill a OM
>>
>>149187501
Congratulations, you've just made the entire population of USA fucking autistic
>>
>>149187501
dont forget that we'd also end up nuking peru
>>
>>149187606
Urhg! Autism does NOT come from playing Dota! You are such a BIGOT! Check your PRIVILEGE!
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>>149187501
>nadota
>thick skin

na cucks are the whiniest fuckers in the entire scene
>>
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Rate this team
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>be me
>start playing dota
>catch autism
Literally worse than vaccines.
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>>149187034
Axe is a complete piece of garbage past 30 minutes, but it will take 2-3 teamfights to realize this during which he feeds massive amounts of memeback gold from his earlygame dominance. His teamfight contribution from that point on is to get off one call and then die or be an easily kiteable melee creep who gets to watch his team be destroyed

WW is one of the best lategame defensive supports and due to her range can get her spells off safely, multiple times per engagement. She completely fucks over rightclickers by cold embracing their targets and there's actually nothing they can do about it
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>>149187757
epic

>>149187815
from left to right:
dota god
ok dota
goblin man
ded after mousesports
dota god
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>>149187757
Sorry, who won the last TI again?

That's right. Bow down to your fucking masters, yuropoor.
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>>149187815
>Sneyking

trash
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>>149187757
Oh sweden. Every since alliance lost TI4 you've never been the same.
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>>149187815
ayy lmao
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What the fuck I didn't know this Starladder shit was just at the BTS house. Why the fuck is this not at a real venue instead of being the Summit with a different name?
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>>149185957
Last will does magical damage.
But this fucker is like good Antimage
>doesn't need a ton of farm and space
>doesn't get ganked and killed
>isn't farming on the other end of the map when teamfights happen and is there when you need him
>upon death gives less gold to enemies and actually does a lot of damage instead of flaming in chat
Why does antimage even exist?
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>>149188149
starladder couldn't get a venue so bts bailed them out
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>flight is cancelled
>you have to ride in the car with EE for a 6 hour road trip to Starladder
>he's playing anime out loud on his tablet

what do you do
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>>149188317
talk to artour or puppey
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Nahaz just STFU
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DEAD THREAD DEAD GAME DEATH NO SEACOND TEADHHDDDUASFNJIS210
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>>149188317
Play my playlist much louder
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>>149188773

>>149188773
new
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>>149188396
Artour is busy sucking EE's dick
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>>149179201
it's always 7 you (you) begging little shit.
id/kreashiion
gimme the AM set famalama
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>>149174267
I'd say you can die as much as you want so long as you're killing the enemy carries every time you die.
It's reeeeally hard to not die in dota if teams are balanced. The most fun games I've played are ones where everyone has 8+ deaths.

But yeah dying to enemy carries is a big no no.
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