/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>149027237
Why are you playing with people from the third world?

>>149027237
That shit's been happening a fucking ton lately.

Nascar is honestly the lamest shit, even my own crappy country (Australia) has a more interesting racing scene than that boring trash

>>149027406
>Australia
Opinion invalidated.

>>149027471
At least we don't actually seek joy from driving around a single looped track for hours on end. Glassing people outside nightclubs at 3am is far more fun.

>>149027406
I agree watching it is boring as fuck but what does that have to do with playing it? There's plenty of things that aren't fun to watch but are fun to do.

>>149027665
I legit don't understand how you could find driving around in circles fun. Maybe if the edges instantly exploded your car, but otherwise it'd just be like that godawful dirt track that's holding w then tapping a directional key every 20 seconds or so but with an even longer period between turning directions because NASCAR tracks are fucking huge

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Fuck lag.

>>149027953
It's a menu bro

>>149027953
Get good faggot

>>149027953
>whitewalls on a sports bike
>whitewalls on only one tire
You deserve to lose every single race ever

>>149027836
I didn't say it'd be the funnest thing ever, I just said I was personally looking forward to it. Just because you don't find it fun doesn't mean others won't. You don't have to play any of the shit so why are you sperging out this much?

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Hey guys, sorry I've been shitposting for so long. i feel really bad about it. Think I could get an invite back into the crew

IGN: Kropkaasz

>>149028017
I don't think so, I've been on the other side of it.

>>149028136
Because Americans are fucking weird and I don't understand your love for NASCAR in any way shape or form.

>>149027836
Its obviously for roleplay purposes you fucking tard. People like it for how it makes them feel you dumb fuck. And you don't even need to fucking play these tracks. It's completely optional!

Circuit racing isnt as fun, you herpderp but thats how we do it in real life because you can put grandstands around them you fucking mongoloid.

Here, for your next two retarded question.

>why can't cars just be squares with no details at all?

People like cars, they think they look interesting.

>why not add more explosions to the races though? Exploding when you touch the sides is a great idea!

You can't punish people who have poor racing lines and make them DNF even harder. They are already losing, and do not need to be insulted further. If you hadnt had that severe stroke and been left almost braindead, you would be able to understand this.

Friendly reminder that worthless meats ruined this BBQ.

>>149028679
>Circuit racing isnt as fun, you herpderp but thats how we do it in real life because you can put grandstands around them
What? Are you being retarded on purpose or do you actually think all around the world people only race in circuits because that's the only way the race can be constantly viewed? The explosive idea was because literally the only reason to watch NASCAR is to see spectacular crashes and fucking people up by sliding them into the sides would actually add some fun to it.

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>>149027204
xth for can't stay connected but still lookin cute
post characters and or cars

>>149028989
>cute
Somebody tell him, I don't have the heart

>>149028989
>>149029035
You're not cute m8, you are drop dead gorgeous

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>>149029074
o i am blushin

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>>149028989
>>149029143
>limo tint
>that jaw

>>149028340
Except I don't, I just thought it'd be neat to have a track of that style in the game. You act like NASCAR is the only racing series that races on oval tracks when in reality they just race them far more than everyone else.

I'm not a NASCAR fan nor am I much of a racing fan in general, I just enjoy racing games.

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>>149029238
is this better for you

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>>149029275
Fair enough. NASCAR(s?) are pretty cool looking if I can say something positive about them.

>>149029363
Literally look at the character next to you to see what a normal jawline looks like. Lay off the testosterone injections.

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>>149029363
>that huge chin
try again

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>plane crate sell my 111 crates for 2.2 mil
>have to fly under radar so i avoid cops
>hugging the ground pretty hard
>going well, on the second last drop zone
>DS4 control has ran out of battery
>almost have a seizure trying to find the charger
>damage my plane but can still fly to final drop zone

Thank fucking christ. Always check control battery beforehand anons.

Why can't gtag make attractive trannies?

>>149029479
They did back in the day. Some of them are alright looking now but they don't have the same flair they used to in my opinion.

It'd be nice if they were to give us stock car variants of coupes and sedans to race with on tracks like those.

>>149029924
A few people have

>>149029915
>tfw this will never happen because you don't use a controller
Feels good

>>149029924
you must not like trannies cause mine is attractive to me

>>149029924
Because R* realized that the only people that will play as women are neckbearded loser weirdos so they purposefully made it impossible to make an attractive woman so people can laugh at neckbeards who try. Based Rockstar.

>>149030397
*tips futo*

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>>149030397
Plot twist: I have both.

>>149030619
>Sons of Anarchy

Top kek.

>>149030619
Even at such a low res I can tell your character is ugly as shit
>that chin that could pierce the heavens
>'classy' getup with tattoos
>sunken cheekbones like a meth whore
>fucking ManSex Crew
Just delete your account.

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>>149029924
I know, right? Look at this random I just came across. Actually resembles a female. I didn't think it was possible.

>>149029915
>HAVE TO DO THE SAME
>LOLDRAWDISTANCE RADAR PILLAR
>HIT IT HARD AS FUCK
>THERE GOES 8 HOURS

AND IT WAS OVER LIKE *BOOM*

>>149030818
She's no supermodel but she looks pretty nice.
That guy character is pretty good too, minus the tattoo.

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>>149030691
>>149030778

>>149030619
looks cute imo

if you guys don't like the way females look then just play your guy characters that all look the same with their numale beards

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So now we have the Quattro...
Wheres muh Alpine?

>>149030948
I have a love hate relationship with that show. It's bad, but it's funny seeing them in "stockton" with hilly southern California backdrops. A good laugh even if it flares my autism at the same time.

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>>149030976
Fuck that one, give me the weeb alpine instead
>>149030974
>numale beards
Explain? There's hipsterish beards in the game but the default ones are fine >>149030818

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>>149031168
numale

you have to already look manly to be able to wear a beard

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>>149030929
Yeah.

>>149028340
Nobody in america enjoys NASCAR racing except for southerners and even then most of them don't care about it.

It's not exactly mainstream, in fact it's the butt of countless jokes in american media.

>>149031295
I don't see how the guy in the screenshot I quoted is unmanly

>>149031663
he looks like he spent more time on his hair than the girl did

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>34 months since release
>there are still precisely zero good looking female characters in Online

>>149030974
Thanks anon.

>>149031117
I love the earlier seasons of the show but grew to just liking it later on. When the show become all about Gemma I got fed up. (That and the scene where she got raped, you notice she's wearing a thong and then it dawns on you Katie Sagal is an old, washed up whore that only got the role she did because her old man made the show).

How make money fast?

Online's grind is through the roof.

>>149032007
find 3 other people to run pac stan with

>>149032007
Find someone willing to take turns glitching pacstan finale with you. Good luck, that's harder than just grinding.

>>149032007
Wait for another delicious moolah glitch to grace our presence.

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>8 million($100 IRL) in game will barely get you anything
>8 million($100 IRL) in game will barely get you anything
>8 million($100 IRL) in game will barely get you anything
>8 million($100 IRL) in game will barely get you anything
>8 million($100 IRL) in game will barely get you anything
>8 million($100 IRL) in game will barely get you anything

anyone else feel super lonely when playing gtao even with gtag around?

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>>149031748

>>149032314
I feel lonely every day no matter what I'm doing

>>149032314
I'm always lonely.

>>149032303
>Inflation hit gtao
>exchange rate of dollarydoos to sharkbux remains unchanged

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>>149032303
just get a rhino tank, buzzard, an apartment and some car mods

that's what I did
a month after release
pls no bully

Anyone on Xbox One?
Hmu at Schoolboy Qtip

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>>149033059
>Xbox One

>>149033126
Senpai, My PS4 comes in a week or two. Until then I'm using my bone

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>>149033346
>BUYING TWO (2) CONSOLES
absolute madman

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>>149033468
>Being a poorfag
Lmao. It's gonna be toasty playing on PC. I literally buy and sell consoles and then play them for their exlusives. Good times are had. Glad I'm not a working class subhuman.

>>149033587
Why the fuck would you buy a PS4 or play GTA on the XBone if you own a PC that can play GTA then?

>>149032925
>rhino tank

fag

>>149032529
Isn't it amazing? And people wonder why glitching/modding is so openly explored in this game..

>>149033587
>having to sell the console back

Shut up you unfortunate irishman.

Post higgus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VUSMTujP6g

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>Tfw playing GTA nonstop
>I've ruined my sleep schedule again
>I tried to sleep from 10 AM to like 7 AM
>It's 1:50
>I can't sleep anymore

>>149033675
I don't want to play it with you spergs on PC. Shut your goddamn mouth. Who do you think you are? You talk to me as if I'm nothing more than fodder. You will se my friend. One day you will die by my hands. It will be an excruciating death. One you and your children's children will tell about in stories to frighten each other. This was a grave mistake on your part. Now you will suffer the consequences you heathen. Prepare to have the four horsemen unleashed to shit on your grave.

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>>149033468
>It's a "le PeeC master race XDD" episode

>>149033587
kill yourself my dude

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rate my character

what the fuck is a higgus?

>>149034343
A meme for faggots

>Playing Afterburner stunt race
>Using my Busa
>About to get into 1st
>Driving up one of the inclines with the sharp turn at the top
>Go directly through checkpoint
>Suddenly I'm falling all the way to 10th
>I missed the fucking checkpoint that I literally just drove through the middle of
>Second time it happened on that track
>Immediately close application and turn off game
I'm not going to play a broken ass nigger game.

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>>149033998

>>149034407
I think this happened to me on that map, I don't know the maps though.

>Start out with everyone on a huge flat platform
>Go through the checkpoint and fall
>Go around a turn
>Game says I'm in 10th when I'm clearly in first
>Game didn't register the 1st checkpoint

Yeah thanks Cockstar.

>>149034207
The fuck are you even on about? I wasn't being 'pc master race' until >>149033675, if you actually think buying both consoles is ever worthwhile you're a fucking dumbass

>>149034671
Dumbass honestly believes there's a reason to own both a PS4 and a Xbone.

>>149034638
It's one of the new bike stunt races that came out yesterday. It's not a bad race but the glitched checkpoints make it impossible to enjoy because you'll get fucked despite not doing anything wrong.

The checkpoint system in this game is retarded as fuck in general. I miss GTA IV's checkpoints that you didn't have to directly pass through as long as you were going in the proper direction.

when is bladder going to step down from leadership and pass it on to someone like snap or anni?

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I saw this picture on GTAForums and I can't be fucked to make an account to post a single question, anyone know where this is ingame?

>>149035124
One of those retarded ass 'trap house' apartments. Think they have either 2 car or 6 car garages.

If you're a comfyfag looking to buy one, just fucking kill yourself already.

>>149034949
Hopefully never, Blater is a passive cuckboy with no spine but both of those autists are way worse.

>>149033998
Why are you posting my videos?

>>149035124
inside the one janitors house from the single player heist.

not accessible without a menu

>>149035214
>>149035218
Speak of the devil.

>>149035224
Yeah, I just realised that that pose is definitely via the use of a menu
I wish there were houses with actual outdoor views that weren't high-end apartments

Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.

>>149035321
Fuck off, krop

>>149035321
It's Wednesday morning, don't you have a job to get to?

tfw no worthless neet bf

>>149034949
he never is. One day he'll get bored of the game, and never relinquish power.
We'll have to make a new crew.

>>149035494
No, I have a day off.

>>149035579
>One day he'll get bored of the game
I doubt it. Dude is mega-autistic and will probably be around until the next GTA game.

implying i won't buy a meme gaymenlaptop and bring it to work with me and play gta on lunch break
implying I'll connect to a session before lunch is over

why cant i find a girlfriend in gtao or gtag?

>>149036027
Because women don't play GTA you fucking moron

>In a lobby on my own selling some crates
>Friend comes online
>Can't join me
>Go to restart my game
>Social club says its failing to sync
>Social Club on launch wont go online
>Can't go online in game at all because files are out of sync
Thanks Obama.

>>149035579
>>149035638
Why don't you just make a new crew then?

All anyone does is shit on Blater anyways, just ditch his palace of retardation and make a new one.

I'm not even a PC player but I wouldn't stay in a crew led by a cancerous faggot if I could help it.

>>149035638
Blater had a panic attack after people where talking shit about him and leaving the crew. He actually cried.

>gtag crush acknowledged my existence for the first time
goodbye virginity it hasnt been fun

>>149036281
>>149035638
Story time boys. What's the scoop on captain assburg?

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>>149036281

>>149036227
I don't care about him, I'm just in the crew to occasionally have fun with other people.

>>149036281
dero is gay

>>149036504
Can you stop with these retarded posts please?

Blater is an okay autist, I'm sure you spergs only want leadership to shit on the crew.

>>149036754
Gtag crushes are a welcome escape from reality.

>>149036670
same

>>149036759
I generally think there shouldn't be any specific leader, at least not permanently. Should probably be some kind of democracy where people cast votes for who should be the leader for that month or whatever.

Sooner or later the leader ends up either caving into the madness and stepping down, goes insane and kicks everyone, or gets impeached to the point the crew becomes a band of misfits for a while.

tl;dr Crew leaders are destined to be replaced eventually, Blater's time is coming if it already hasn't by now.

>Blater is one his way to be a normie now, will probably get a girlfriend he will impale on his huge dick and turn her into his breeding cow
>He will leave /gtag/ for good and enjoy his life away from GTA and video games in general
>We will get stuck with some other sperg as a leader who will never fill Blaters shoes and will probably destroy /gtag/ for good
I am not ready for this future

>>149036802
No, they're a pathetic meme made up by weeaboo autists like yourself because you have nothing else better to do and you don't develop real life crushes because you're too much of an awkward piece of shit to even have the balls to crush on an actual person.

>>149036981
>autism: the post

>>149035518
Feels good, doesn't it?

Reminder that wage slaves are jealous edgelords who wish they could be NEETs but can't be hence their disdain for them.

>>149036981
>Blater becoming a normie

Just wait until someone in his family dies, he'll go full NEET again.

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>>149037204
terrible post man

>>149037160
This.

t. wage slave

please gib neetbux

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>End up in a lobby on my own
>Decide to sell my babby warehouse stock
>Just as I finish the 2nd one get cloud sync errors
>Decide to try find a new session
>Get booted out the game
>Try to launch again
>Social Club tells me I haven't logged in on this PC and I can't go in offline mode(?)
>Try to log in on the website
>"This account has been locked due to repeated failed sign in attempts"
Have I just been kek'd by cuckstar?

>>149037480
Same mate

>>149034326
too unrealistic

kers works in stunt races, lel.

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>>149037204
fuck your negative vibes, man

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>>149027204
>2016
>not being a gentleman with garbage taste

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Top two Favorite Grand theft auto saga sound track songs:
>GTA I:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Lvm1tv1mE
Nothing else exists

>GTA II:
Nothing

>GTA III: This soundtrack is so trippy and wierd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGnpvDOMZ6g (Took me a while to actually find this)

>LCS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViN2bRGrBx8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqvCfh4eelw

>VCS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=355Fk8drgZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vir7vDdPeuI

>Vice city:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6gKjtpkFM (Megadeth is sick)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgk39i2cUj4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ

>San andreas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GypkmEUhHvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTTKYFYuJrg

GTA IV:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDdD4jS1v4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soBqy2XDpHg

>GTA V:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Q_JwOqko4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiZPMWCZLII

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>>149027204
>Action shot of car that makes it seem way more fun than it is in reality edition
I can deal with this

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>>149027204
xth for never ever getting more tuner cars

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>enter public
>Some paki call centre voice arguing with a yank
>"mebbe I zuk ya dik"
>"I'm going to hack you"
>"you cant hack me im protected"
>"Check out my twitch for hacks it has a diablo image on the page"

>just report both and leave

I thought we were past this

>>149040361
>Would've been amazing in muscle class
>Throws it into the dumpster aka sports
Never change, R*

>>149040830
Honestly, I'm surprised they made the little Fiat lookalike a compact. That car literally destroyed the class.

>Add shitty sports car to website for 1.7M
>There are retards who bought it expecting it to be a super and/or at least good
>R* actually charged 1.7M for a literal piece of shit that gets completely wrecked by cars less than half the value
O I am laffin

>>149040953
Not really, it's the X80 of the compacts. Most people spin on every corner with it, with the rhapsody being much easier to drive.

>>149040357
>qt has shit taste
What a surprise.

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>>149040427
We have enough tuners already, you just ignore them

>>149041059
>The X80 of compacts
Good comparison actually. Has the most potential and could be the best but requires a good driver to get the most out of it.

I still can't believe I actually bought one..Then again I unironically bought/modded a Panto on my female and still own it to this day.

>>149041109
>Shit taste
What are your favorites then?

>2m for a trash sports car

>1.3m for a "Drift" car with steering tighter than a newborns pussy
>Drift Tampa is based off Ken Blocks shitty mustang
>Sports class

Cockstar has outdone themselves.

>>149041109
wat?

Kektoid

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OH MY FUCKING SHIT ROCKSTAR ENOUGH WITH THE BIKES IN OFF-ROAD! GET THE FUCKING DIRTY SANCHEZ AND THE BOYFRIEND 400 THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! WHY EVEN HAVE SHIT LIKE THE TROPHY TRUCK, DESERT RAID, AND BRAWLER IF THERE'S LITERALLY NO POINT RACING THEM BECAUSE YOU FAGGOTS DECIDED TO BREAK THE CLASS WITH THESE FUCKING FAGGOT BIKES THAT DON'T BELONG!?

FUCKING DRINK BLEACH YOU MISERABLE FUCKING CUNTS! I JUST WANT A LEGITIMATE OFF-ROAD RACING EXPERIENCE WITHOUT FAGGOTS ON THEIR BABBYCYCLES! FUCK YOU!!!

>>149041257
>All this coming a week after they anally raped the super class, fixed and re-broke off-roads all at once, and killed the compacts class
It's like they take joy in shitting all over their game.

>>149041169
>Fiat 500
>Tuner
m8(eight)

>>149041257
I can agree on the Lynx being trash and the drift not being there on the Tampa but for fucks sake has no one realized there's only 2 muscle races compared to like 12 sport races
If it was in muscles you shitheads would bitch that you could barely use your 1m+ Tampa

>Want to test out different vehicles on a stunt track by myself
>Make race and run my time trial
>Want to run race again with different car
>Literally cannot repeat a stunt race after it's finished
FOR LITERALLY WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE!?

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>>149041169
>that
>tuner
Hot hatches can be tuners but are not always tuners lad.
Tuner is a cheap, older car with a dedicated aftermarket (hondas, older toyotas, Nissan Fairladys)

>>149041398
get a dedicated crew of people that would agree on restricting themselves to certain cars in classes. i'm sure with all the bitching and moaning in this thread that someone would race properly with you

>>149041056
Yeah the Lynx is utter disappointment.

>usually drive classics, muscles or the not-so-super supers, like Bullet
>used to shitty handling and slow accel
>buy Lynx case I like the Jaguar/Aston-ish look
>drive it for a while, think it might not be that bad
>join a heist, select Lynx and get on my way to the objective
>guy in a Jester just zooms by me

Seriously why. Not asking for cars that are TEH BEST, just make them as good as the rest, especially in a racing-themed DLC.

>>149041590
>Complains about lack of muscle races
>Disregards the fact there's literally one(1) off-road race
Come at me, bro.

And I'm not the same guy, my opinion is that R* is retarded if that was their logic. I'd rather have fewer chances to use my car but at least have it be a good car that can earn it's value back in actual races in muscle. Instead it's just a waste of money because it cannot compete in the sports class and has no business being there and if you pick it during a sport race you're fucking retarded, so really they didn't achieve anything.

>You now realize there was literally no reason for them not to just let us bring the Tampa to Benny's
Did they forget they made that place or what? Literally no fucking consistency from these faggots at all.

>>149041752
Probably because that turd has no customization whatsoever.

>>149041687
Meh, I would race with GTAG but they seem determined to leave slipstream and catchup off.
that's great if you want to play realism race, but I don't feel like getting the highest-statted car of every class just to play with a few shitters who cut into my apexes and cry when i move them out of the way.
rather play randos desu

>>149041752
>making my money back from racing
see you in 2,000 races.

>>149041752
I can see it being a waste of money if you buy one, I completely agree on that but either way there'd be bitching and moaning. Also no one is bitching about a vehicle that's not offroad that should be in the offroad class, I'm less complaining about muscle races more so pointing out Rockstar trying to make it so we can use our new cars more.
Also I agree not letting us bring the Tampa to Benny's was kind of a huge cuck-up.

>>149041731
The Lynx should be a top tier sports car, there is no debate about that. If you're going to charge 1.7M for a car with no visual mods it'd better perform. It doesn't look appealing(At least not appealing enough to warrant the price) and it doesn't perform at all. It's basically a scam in my eyes because at that price the car should be competitive. The absolute best? By no means as that would just be dumb too but the fact it's not even a top 10 sports car is a fucking JOKE.

>>149041687
That would be hard considering I play on PS4 and do not wish to mix with the likes of that faggot qt.

I really wanna know why R* thinks it's okay to have these two class-breaking motorcycles in the off-road class. I really wonder who the fuck sat there and thought that was an okay thing to do. Like, fuck me and my 500k+ trucks, just blow right by me in that 200k Ricky Carmichael deluxe and dominate every race without even needing any semblance of driving skill.

>trying to do Pacific Standard
>get to the weird midway cutscene part
>get a full lobby
>lester cutscene plays
>missing one person
Why do people do this????

>>149041810
>Implying I race for the money
I do it for fun but winning does net you some nice gains in these stunt races if you've got a good sized group. And the Tampa is less than 1.5M, that's not hard to recover..well it wouldn't be if it were a muscle car.

>>149041954
I know nobody's bitching about it, I'm just pointing out they literally have one off-road race and now that I think of it, only one compact race as well.

I think their attempts are sad and pathetic and this update was their chance to right all that was wrong with racing aka rebalancing the classes. Instead they introduced more retarded shit that just broke them further and killed any balance classes like the supers used to have.

And their blatant overlooking of Benny's just tells me they have NO fucking clue what they're doing and/or we've gone through numerous different development teams throughout the games lifespan that hasn't built off anything the old team did, hence the clusterfuck this game has become.

>>149042113
No one wants to do Pacstan from the start.

>>149042113
so they can replay it

>>149042183
We already did Signal and the other first mission

>>149042176
>wants to make his money back racing a car
>yet doesn't race for the money
???
At 10k a pop that's still 90-100 races, why not just do setups?

>>149041398
we have shit like trophy truck because it's the most fun car in the game at the moment.

>>149042113
Just to piss you off.

No really, I honestly think people join/leave lobbies just for shits and giggles. It happens way too fucking often.

Either that or literally every single player in GTA has rampant ADHD. It could be either fucking one, take your pick.

>>149041963
The Lynx actually has 4 or 5 distinctive bumper mods, 4 different spoilers, 4 hoods, plus primary and secondary colours and two liveries. That's more than most of the new cars.

Still, way too expensive for a "nice cruiser". Fucking Elegy is for free and performs 200% better.

>>149042258
Why are you focusing on the money part when that literally isn't a focal point of anyone's discussion?

I don't fucking need the money, I was just throwing it out there as some kind of incentive. No, I don't race for money, I race for fun. Where did I ever say I personally wanted to race for my money back? Go read my posts, I never said that I did.

>>149042260
And I agree, I love my TT and my DR, the problem is I'm forever relegated to using them in free mode because as soon as I attempt to race with them, I've already lost.

>>149042340
Well I'm glad it has some level of modifications, too bad they don't even come close to warranting the price tag still.

As you said, Elegy is a fraction of the price, 2x as moddable, and 200% better in every way. There is literally no reason to buy a Lynx over an Elegy/Massacro/Jester unless you just genuinely like Jags.

A real shame too since a name like Lynx should've been used on a car more deserving of the name, I've always liked it.

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>mfw Aus and join pub races with burgers who can't handle banter

>>149041398
That's because bike physics in this game suck faggot ass.

Seriously they defy all laws of physics.

You can't slide no matter the terrain or weather - even on wet mud, you will cut corners like a boss.

You can overcome obstacles by leaning back. You can literally ride walls.

When you land a jump sideway, your bike simply "adjusts" and you simply go on.

In reality, it's pretty much the opposite.

is there any point to not just getting the cheapest office?
also, can you upgrade your office later? Like adding the gunlocker or changing interior or outright trading it in for a more expensive office?

>>149042609
who me?

>>149042705
>is there any point to not just getting the cheapest office?
Only if you care about the location, interiors are same.

>can you upgrade your office later?
Yes, you can change all the aspects later.

You can even preview all the decors live while inside the office.

>>149042682
And they can bump/guide trucks off the tracks somehow. And no matter how hard you ram them(Fuck it, I don't care, I ram bikers in off-road races, they deserve it) they don't fall off.

I hate the fact wheelies boost your speed, all you see if faggots on straightaways pull up and away every single time, it's literally the biggest no-skill thing in the game.

>>149042262
>rampant ADHD

For real man, its really really bad in GTAO. Is the player base that GTA just targets or what? What makes the people in GTA bring out such ADHD???

>>149042840
Interiors are the same, but the rooftops are not.

>>149042705
also, what is the "rest area" for? does it add a dresser?

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>>149042752
Randoms in public race lobbies mate.

They're easy to rile up.

>mfw hoped into a pub sessions full of Bogans and they find out I was Aus too
>5 aussies bantering shitters is quite a good time

>>149042882
Yes, a shower, a shitter, a bed and a dresser.

Tyrus vs RE-7B?

>load game
>char takes shower
>in a bikini
why?

>>149042875
I honestly don't know, I think it just might be the target audience or the game somehow brings it out in everyone.

I've never seen more people with ridiculous ADHD issues than on this game. It's fucking nuts how terrible this playerbase is.

I recently pirated this game again and found out the cracks were fucked with and now it crashes every five minutes, but looking for solutions online brings up people who bought the game and have the same problems. I'd buy it but don't want to pay full price for a buggy mess, is the legit game playable?

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>>149043026
>>149042609
At least turn on trips so we can filter you.

>>149042343
because it's literally the only thing I've replied to since you originally posted that?
Why are you even considering trying to use races as anything other than fun?
They don't pay out worth a damn, and as I've said, see you in 90-100 races.

>>149043197
>pirating a game that has nothing but free content
Lol

>>149043197
If you're running Grand.Theft.Auto.V.Update.v1.33-RELOADED and it crashes, it's fucked. That's the only proper crack.

>>149043269
>free

>>149043342
>he doesn't have the self control to resist shark cards
Lol

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>>149043269
Oh my god you are one dense motherfucker. I never fucking said I used or ever considered using races as a means of moneymaking, where the fuck are you getting this?

Like holy shit, you are literally fucking retarded, no memes. How many times do I have to spell it out for you? Do you see things that aren't actually there or are you dyslexic or something? Holy shit...

>>149043269
>paying for a dead game

>>149043438
>I can't even make my money back in races

>>149043396
>it's okay if I have to waste dozens of hours to buy something, that's still free

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>>149043238
I may shitpost, but I'm no Qt

>>149043574
Confirmed retard.

Actual quote taken from my post >>149041752

>"I'd rather have fewer chances to use my car but at least have it be a good car that can earn it's value back in actual races in muscle"
Where did I say I did this or that I thought it was a good idea? Please, fucking tell me, you literal down's syndrome fuck.

Please never breed.

>>149043342
That's the one. So would buying the game get rid of the crashes or is it some sort of incompatibility problem? Since other people who bought it experienced the same problems as I did with the pirated version.

>>149043681
FUCK YOU!

>>149043640
>Backhanded dig at Qt
Maybe I was wrong about you, Ausbro.

I'm an American who hates the taste of burgers, is that fucked up or what?

>>149043750
End yourself.

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>>149043640
>>149043765

>>149043920
See? This attentionwhoring faggot literally can't resist.

It's not even human, it deserves to be lynched.

Oh look, it's another 'Qt gets insulted/made fun of and pretends to act all smug about it but deep down it's eating away inside' episode.

Does this motherfucker ever do anything differently? I see qt get roasted more than anyone in here, including the named PCucks, and all the motherfucker ever does is pretend to act smug and like it's not a bother but like, why even reply in the first place? Clearly you're bothered.

>>149044152
Just replying.
If they didnt say anything I wouldnt have

>>149042262
Probably ADHD. I enabled voice chat a few days ago and I swear at least 80% of this games playerbase is underage.

>>149044262
it literally costs me nothing and takes no effort. just happens i was between races so i could reply.

Do you think that Rockstar will fix the Drift Tampa class and remove the lynx

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>racing slicks
>skidmarks show tread pattern

>>149044283
>ANONYMOUS PEOPLE ON GTAG TALKED ABOUT ME, I HAVE TO RESPOND!
That's my entire fucking point, you literally cannot resist. You literally sit there and wait to see your name mentioned and pounce on it as soon as it ever is. You're so insecure it's fucking hilarious.

Everyone knows it's all a ruse, you're so easy to crack it's almost not fun. You cannot handle people shitting on you and try to act like a victim but everyone here knows the kind of cancerous faggot you are, hence why the PS4 crew is a fucking wasteland.

The only reason you still come here is some deluded sense of importance, you think people want you here and/or need you here but the reality is this general is better off without you and your retarded shitposts/avatarfagging/smug bullshit attitude.

Please by all means keep it up, you just reinforce everything I've been saying all along.

>>149044359
>Implying that invalidates anything I said
Lolwut?

>>149044561
see
>>149044359

>>149044375
Sure, just like how they fixed all those "Muscle" Vans, super Sultans, and those overpowered Sedans.

>>149043640
What kind of trash would want to live in broome?

>>149043084
In a 18+ game, nudity is just too much.

>Can't change the color of stock rims
>If you change the type of wheel the tread changes

How much harder could rockstar have fucked up the "Drift" Tampa. I mean I'm keeping it, because it *LOOKS* like a badass muscle car(even though it's a sports car apparently), and it is a little slidey... But goddamn I'm pretty dissapointed.

The lynx is a fucking disgrace. Like I'm putting it up there with the Luxor Deluxe and Swift Deluxe tier of "Don't buy".

When did Cockstar start bait and switching so much for Shark Card kiddies?

>>149044561
>writing a paragraph

dont get lostin the sauce bud

>>149045057
>Swift Deluxe tier of "Don't buy".
Swift Deluxe is the best helicopter though.

>>149043604
>he wastes his time making money
>he doesn't have fun making money
maybe you should take a break lad.

>>149043681
>at least have it be a good car that can earn it's value back in actual races in muscle
you're under the mistaken impression that it's possible to earn a car's value back in a race in under 90-100 races.

>>149045129
>can't customize
>can select in races at all times
>in freemode, you get shot down as any other chopper
>doesn't have any weapons
Literally money wasted.

>>149045215
>it's another "if it's not duh best its duh wurst" thread

>>149045215
Races are irrelevant for what helicopters are good to buy, because it's the same anyway.
It's good for flying around in freemode though, assuming you're in a session by yourself or only friends. Obviously it's not the best attack chopper, but it's the best non-attack chopper.

even though the swift deluxe is basically the exact same as the regular swift with a shitty champagne feature and slightly modified performance
it is probably one of the worst helicopters in bang-for-your-buck terms

>>149045410
It's basically the same, but it's not the exact same. It's slightly better. Not worth the price though.

>>149045410
i think it might be that R* knows that plebs want gold everything.
I mean, just look at how much attention people who got those ugly ass golden weapons in the original CoD4 got.

>>149045209
>Implying anyone ever said how many it took
>Implying that post gives a number
Literally what? Where did I ever say it'd be possible to earn a car's value back under x amount? I never said anything about that shit.

Are you the same guy or another sperglord who's bringing up shit nobody's even talking about?

>>149044631
That doesn't refute anything said, like at all. Try again.

>>149045742
>implying anyone
900k at 10k per race (assuming you win every race) is 90 races.
The Tampa isn't 900k even.
Can you not into math or what?

>are you the same guy
Same guy, had to go drop my car off at the shop before I replied.

>>149045215
Don't forget that you can't even go into passive in it

>>149043065
current supercar meta.

These 3 cars have SUPER traction, but give up acceleration and top speed for it compared to the other supercars. The idea is you dont ever crash and carry your speed as much as possible. They have actual downforce when modded, which gives them a huge advantage over crests etc.

-RE7B- Medium turning radius, medium top speed. It comes up 1st for brougy because its simply the most balanced car. Acceleration from a standstill is this cars big weakness.
-Tyrus- best acceleration and top speed of the 3, worst turning radius
-ETR1- Better turning radius than RE7b, acceleration on par with re7b, but gives up a bit of top speed for it. MAYBE the best for technical tracks. Spoiler falls off super easy? Need to test this more.


FMJ- The king of sharp turns with not enough traction to use it. But it makes up for this buy having a much higher speed and acceleration than the ETR1 or Entity. This one may still dominate on extremely technical tracks where high speed traction is less of an issue. This I think is in the same class as the ETR1. Maybe the entity.
Reaper- I have no idea, its acceleration is pretty good, and its grip is decent, but its turning radius is on par with the proto (which is pretty bad). Its a very stable car compared to the proto though good handling I guess. Probably better suspension for bumps.
Proto- 2nd best acceleration and great top speed. Will even beat the 811 for a few hundred yards. Subpar turning radius but decent traction. For long straights with some turning sections
811- best acceleration and top speed. Possibly the worst turning radius in class. long highway races only

Its worth noting a lot of the new cars are very light. (zentorno adder, entity are like 1400-1900 lbs, the proto is 900, same as the voltic, re7b and tyrus are like ~780, easy to bully, though maybe the downforce adds some extra weight)

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>>149045803
>still posting

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>>149045960
>still posting

>>149045948
811 master race reporting in

>>149045057
You can change the color if the wheels with the Ifruit trick

>>149046062
Orly. Care to elaborate

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>>149046142
not him but I seem to recall one from in game
>choose custom wheels plus color
>swap to stock wheels
>exit to singleplayer without leaving LSC
when you get back you should have stock wheels recolored.
Don't quote me on that shit tho.

>>149046227
That's correct.

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>>149046328
I TOLD YOU NOT TO QUOTE ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149045948
Where has Banshee gone? Should I get 811 instead for that speed?

>>149046472
811 is the fastest car in a straight line now yeah, faster than the Banshee. That is, assuming you don't use bugs/glitches. Because if you use a RE-7B (or any of the 3 new supers really), with the custom spoiler, and low profile tires (like the stock ones), you'll go insanely fast.

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>>149045948

>tfw no dakara
why live

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>Lynx is 20th place in sports
>Based on a 100k car irl
>1.7m
>Coquette is 17th place
>138k

What went wrong

>>149046472
Their top speeds are similar enough that that hardly matters. The banshee has terrible acceleration though.and is outclassed by almost everything in class (dont talk to me about double clutching gtag, most of the new supers are also rear wheel drive)

The banshee has worse traction than the 811 but a better turning radius. The banshee is typically used for technical drift tracks, cones and barrier type racing with 180 hairpin turns every 5 seconds if you get my meaning. There it shines alone (unless the fmj or etr1 demolish it now I dont know)

>>149046795
Corvette's main competitor is a GT-R.
Jags are for rich yuppies and/or trophy wives.

>>149046876
Long hair don't care dude.

The Coquette still beats the Lynx, at like 1/14 the price

>>149046936
As it should, because in reality if you spent 135k on a Corvette it would be tearing up ass globally.
The damn car can be had new for about half that price.

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>Do random assassinate thing as CEO
>Get shot out of my Buzzard at 100m by people in a moving car
>Get killed in 4 bullets by a blindfire npc
>One of the random fucking spic guards takes 15 AR headshots to kill
>Fuck this going back to moving crates
>Take a truck from the police inpound
>Theres a fucking police guy glitched inside the truck
>His spazzing dead body instantly gives me 1 star again whenever I lose the police

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>First time on Zebra

>>149046984
A $138,000 car should not be beating a $1,700,000 meme car.

I'm not talking about real life.

>>149047037
>britbong
>can't into rally cars
huh
that's new

>>149047070
Tampa is a rally car?

>>149047069
Meh, I look at the cars like I would IRL.
Jag hasn't had a competitive sport's car since the early 2000's, like Maserati they've embraced the prestige of their brand.
A corvette is a 70,000 dollar midlife crisis speed machine. 135k lands you a top trim model that gave the nismo a run for it's money (til the engine blew)
It's pretty obvious.


>>149047116
It's basically built to-spec with a nascar V8 thrown in because muh V8.

>>149046990
heh

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Who is the biggest faggot, and why is it Qt?

>>149046795
Not to mention we've got similar Aston Martins and Jaguars coming out the ass. I have no idea who this car is for

>>149047280
(you)

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I just wanted to see how far I could overshoot a jump in a Gargoyim

>>149046869
>(dont talk to me about double clutching gtag, most of the new supers are also rear wheel drive)
I never got MDSB to work correctly anyway. When I tested it personally it seemed to make me go slower. I just press my throttle down. The RE-7B bug makes it pointless anyway, if you can use customs.

How to green duffle? Is it truly as rare as they say?

>>149047640
>can't use 811 in stunt races unless customs are on
>can't win in 811 if customs are on because glitches
help

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>>149047538
I dont think you understand how much stunt bike races are broken. I can usually gain a place every jump even when im doing terrible from a quick glide

>>149047848
>try to do bike race with my boyfriend 400
>end up jumping over the track/checkpoints

glad I waited 20 minutes for this

>>149047848
Sick. I don't see how any of those techniques can be useful though, all they allow you to do is miss checkpoints.

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>>149047848
>the bikes aren't EXACTLY how I would like the developers to have made them, so they are BROKEN!!

Lmao.

>>149047950
You dont do it for as long as I do in the webm. Just tilt back a bit in the air for a second or two maybe even just one moment and VERY IMPORTANT DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP hold mouse 1 and circle very gently to hold position or else autocorrect will put you sideways or some shit

you get easily another 40mph worth of speed and shoot past people if you aim it right. You cant use it on some jumps, but others oh lawd does it work well and it is such a huge advantage. Like the two big ones at the end of forest or the huge ramp in that ring of fire one. Couple times on vinewood downhill.

>>149047174
You also like to count 3rd place as a win if I remember correctly.

>>149048051
>sport bikes defy physics everytime you turn

hmm

>>149047523
What's the difference between Qt and a refrigerator?

One doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it

>>149048210
hoe dont do it

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Why the hell is this sports-class car 1.7M?

This DLC is so inconsistent, the Fiat 500 has ugly bodykit you can't remove and the Progen Tyrus, whatever has unremovable Pisswasser-sticker.

What I would pay for an Omnis without the bolted on widebodykit.

>>149048167
>and VERY IMPORTANT DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP hold mouse 1 and circle very gently to hold position or else autocorrect will put you sideways or some shit
Thanks for the tip, I never tried this. I tried racing bikes with both controller and keyboard, and I sucked at both.

>>149047848
I never do flips even if I had the air because the gliding glitch is real. If you even slightly move mid-air you just glide away from the track and checkpoints. The physics are totally broken.

>>149048210
>I don't have an argument, let's just start a shitpost chain!
So, I win?

>>149047297
Copypaste Aston Martin's and Jaguars are the new Ferrari to Rockstar.

>>149048457
I really. Really. Really like shitposting.

>>149048457
omg

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amunation hasn't always had two guys, right?

>>149048398
Ive gotten really, really disgustingly good at it. Once I learn the track, I have an unfair advantage.

>>149048671
depends, you want to have some fun, little man?

>>149048794
Same here mate.

It's a fucking Godsend when you're leading the pack with all them assists on

>>149043920
What did the Trix rabbit say to the Qt?

Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!

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>>149048671
>don't ever talk to me or my son again

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Non contact stunt races when?

Always nice to have some catchup on T20 pit manouver you or have huge crashes on first corners.

>LLOOOL ITS GTA XDDD

>>149049782
>Go into one of those spiral loops with somebody next to me
Oh, I wonder what will happen!

>>149049860
>spiral loop
>dude behind me thinks he needs to turn inside of it to stay straight
>watch him fling out the right side out of the track

>>149049907
>Somebody who's actually not a cunt is driving next to me
>Spiral loop
>Overcorrect to try and not hit him
>Fly out
Spaghetti.

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>>149049860
>spiral loop
"I must go to my people!" t: camera angle

>>149050087
Just don't move the camera. In fact, don't even look, just drive straight-ish.

>>149050087
>>149050124
Those tube things have a bigger problem with the camera, better just follow a seam on the ground than to try to play with the camera as it will only make it go full retard and return to normal after 20 secs after the tube.

>>149050087
>>149050220
Do you guys race with a keyboard? Because I generally never touch my camera while driving with my controller. They work fine.

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>>149048247

>>149049782
>>149049860
listen bros i know nobody ever told you this but sarcasm doesn't translate well over text

i know, it has nothing to do with the subject context, but please

just stop, it's super cringy

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>>149050550
(you)

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Name one thing wrong with Paleto Bay.
By the way, you can't.

>>149050550
I'd say there are plenty of clues you can put into text that signify sarcasm, especially if you're in a constant environment that shits on people for using certain punctuation marks and shit.

>>149050628
>no 10 car garage or apartment with it
That said I have my yacht perma-anchored there. Btw lol yachts, has anyone used theirs in the last 6 months?

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>>149048247

>>149050696
They're the new hotness for outfit glitches.

>>149050628
It's boring

>>149050628
>No theater
>No fairground
>No golf
>No tennis
>No shooting range
There's probably more wrong with it.

>>149050696
I used mine yesterday to earn 30'000$ in the defending it CEO work.

But God, that is going to take long to reearn the 9'500'000$ it costed.

>>149050758
comfy*

>>149050696
that's why you buy garages in other areas

>>149050776
lol does anyone even ever go to theater/fairground/golf/tennis/shooting range?

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>>149050628

>>149050628
Not enough Kurumaniggers to get me adequately angry.

>>149050825
lol does anyone even ever go to paleto bay?
no because it's boring

>>149050825
>lol does anyone even ever go to theater/fairground/golf/tennis/shooting range?
Yes, I do, which is why I mentioned them.

>>149050696
you can have 6 cars in storage.

>>149050825
>:"name something wrong with this place"
>people list what's wrong
>"except not those things wrong"
Really nigga?

>>149050628
No one is there.
The whole point of online is to play with other people and when you sit around doing nothing alone it kinda defeats the purpose of multiplayer.

Please respond.

Do you have to pick your shirt before you equip gas mask and flight tube?

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>Can't wear the gas mask with hoodie so that the hood stays up
CAN'T CONTAIN MY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149051509
yes

Did they fix the incessant crashes of the PC version? 33% off on Steam, dunno if I should buy, only played the past gen version.

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what did he mean by this?

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>>149050550
>STOP DOING WHAT I DONT LIKE!!!


FUCK YOU!

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>>149052453
>he doesn't use the sniper rifle
>he doesn't use the revolver

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>>149052591
>There are people that don't use the Marksman's Pistol to take down jets.

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>>149052453
kek

>>149052934
>he doesn't use his fists to take down a hydrashitter
Git fucking gud, scrub.

>>149052934
Not enough range breh.

>>149053116
>MARKSMAN pistol
>Low range.
It still makes me mad.

>>149053231
Yup, it's a garbage gun. Musket on the other hand is great.

>>149053231
there was that game mode where you only had 1 bullet, but could get more by getting a kill. Was quite fun.

>>149053114
>he doesn't use a baseball to take down hydras
Pleb

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>>149053114
>he has to use his fists to make hydrashitters crash

>>149053036
Comfy starterpack when?

>>149053779
When we find a "Cuckold and Proud" shirt in the game data.